/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

1st for mansex

Second for read the OP if you want to join the crew.

2st for buying all the factories

>>156873573
No heterosexuals allowed?

>tfw make a mansex joke and people ask me if I've taken my meds or not

I'm not crazy, just autistic, I swear it.

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>>156873252

Which is annoying, because they look great and they've obviously put some effort into them.

Social Club works just fine for me. Try not being bad and not shitposting.

>>156873793
Kek, thanks for posting it for me senpai

Wake the fuck up.

>>156875495
No.

reminder that chromatic aberration doesn't make a screenshot "80's" it just makes it look retarded

Who /making money with time trial hack/ here?

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>>156873850
how many more updates will there be?

>Can't get 4 randoms together to do a mission that literally requires no shooting

Why

>>156875780
Cops and Robbers
Mansions + owning exotic animals
Animals in the wild
2 DLC map packs

there was a few more but I can't remember what they were

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>remove qt from filters
>thread turns into shit
>add to the filter again
>everything is nice again

>>156876001
>2 DLC map packs
I don't believe you at all.

>>156875780
Wheres rockstar FAGGOT when we need him?
I also need to ask that guy if they fuck with car classes just to piss of broughy

>>156876001
>exotic animals
>your own pet nigger only 20kk

>>156876631
Uh... instant buy, this one. My mansion would just be a pet nigger hotel.

Do have a discord or some shit for the group im looking to play around with the new update

>>156877719
yes. but it's just widdly, samson and calvinios jerking each other off.

Anyone currently have an invite only session for grinding out money with the sirius hack?

>>156875739

I'm trying to. You have a lobby currently I can get into?

>>156875739
I made fucking gorillions while not even being near my PC and instead did productive real life shit. I'll never have to grind crates ever again.

LMAOing at mansexers ', PacStanCucks', car/ratbike dupers and even crateniggers' lives.

t. Someone that spent way too many hours solo grinding crates (made 40M), then got over 20M in just 2 days of Time Trials (and that isn't even non-stop, I only have 15 hours of doing that)

Jesus christ you idiots take that shit to a private lobby. That is so fucking obvious looking. It notifies everyone in the lobby every time you set a new record and it fills up the whole screen.

>>156878767
The lobby only has a few people, and besides, ryu has been doing it in more populated lobbies for 2 days and he's just fine

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>make new character
>have nothing. Need to rebuy clubhouse, office, cars, bikes, clothes, weapons
>only $4 million that I don't want to spend because tron bike and spoop bike

>>156876014
Is qt still here? I remember him shitting up the thread back before heists came out and he was playing on ps3.

>>156873252
>Buy a clubhouse in Paleto Bay
>Can't run missions unless I recruit Prospects
>Can't afford to buy businesses
>I'm pretty sure I can't join other MC's as a prospect now
Has my own autism finally done me in?

Ayy Nymusen if you are in here reading, check your messages and add me to your private lobby please.

>>156879140
>>I'm pretty sure I can't join other MC's as a prospect now

you can

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Should I wear different pants?

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>mfw R* patches mask and helmet combination glitch

>>156875603
Yes because stereoscopic 3d movies are not at all an 80's trend.

Not to mention that basic abberation is a large problem in CRT monitors.

You're right though, other than these glaring homages there's absolutely no reason for every game and film director in the past ten years to think this is a good technique to produce dating looking media, they're all wrong and surely with your years of 80's living experience you know better.

>>156879117
he's back and just as autustic as ever

>>156879104
how did you make the 4M?

>>156879247
Oh cool. And it's temporary to be in a MC right? It isn't a commitment?
I hope you can actually make money. I've been playing Freeroam almost exclusively so I'm happy to have a way to make money in it

>>156879326
Just play watchdogs instead if you want that look

What's the best way to earn RP nowadays?

>>156878456
>tfw C* will ban everyone winning more than 10 time trials a day

>>156879382
it's literally the same shit as ceo

>>156879619
No it isn't

>>156879568
it would be easier to just ban anyone with an absurd time.

>>156879619
Lol I have not played in that long

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>>156879568
>being jealous of my easy dosh when you can be doing it too
Why

>>156879525
CEO work. Maybe MC shit, I'm not sure if it gives good rp

>>156879720
I'm on PS4, I can't do it.

>tfw stuck aiming with analogs AND no money exploits

JUST

>>156877719
If you haven't already, join the GTA General crew for your respective platform. Yesterday we had a whole 30 man lobby filled with crew members on PC. pretty chill since everyone is doing biker stuff in those lobbies.

>>156879568
>implying

They didn't do anything about the character swap glitch, they didn't do anything about the pacstan glitch, they haven't done anything to car dupers since old-gen, yet surely they will ban everyone this time!

If you want to make money then now is your chance and you should take it, because you're just going to get extremely butthurt again when you didn't profit from it and they don't punish anyone.

>>156878984
Is there a lobby up? I was with ryu and nym but the game stopped at some point overnight. The only one I had added was Ryu and he doesn't seem to be on.

>>156880032
Are you perhaps blu3haz3? Add c0rex. and I'll bake a lobby

How many hours do you people have in this game, and what was most of them spent doing?

>>156879664
save for the abilities/club/etc. it sorta' is

it follows the same basic formula as CEO work and does it slightly better (but it means nothing because it's not profitable enough)

what sort of black-collar CEO wouldn't try to expand in the same way MC presidents are portrayed to

not all CEOs want to import their shit, sometimes people want in-house production

>>156880151
Wait, hold on, Nymusen invited me to one, I'll check it out

>>156880151

Not him but I added you too. Not trying to do this in a public lobby.

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>>156879928
>character swap glitch
>pacstan glitch
>car dupers
there's a difference between using glitches that are clearly the developers fault and using a 3rd party app to teleport you over the entire map
mark my words

>>156880225
1191 hours and counting

deathmatch gamemodes and survivals mostly.

Did whoever it was who said in game about a cafe racer coming ever post pics

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>>156880225

648 hours, most of them spent being comfy

>>156879870
>buying a uncracked console and wanting cheats
FULL RETARD

>>156879928
>>156880358
Even if we did get 'punished, what? We get banned for a week? Still worth it.

>>156880429
shit, i think i said it, but never posted pics. ill get some pics up in a bit, my GTA was shitting itself and menyoo was being a bitch. If you want, I can make an album of all the mods on it.

>>156880256

Can you add and invite P4Brotagonist. Nymusen I guess fucking hates me or something.

would it be wise to first buy a buzzard for more comfortable crate runs or should I just hijack random choppers that stay permanent throughout the mission and buy a large warehouse instead?

also when selling crates all at once, is there any difficulty difference between 111 crates and 16?

>>156880256
Fug, sorry fampai, Nym's lobby just werks™, add each other and one of you can start a crew-only session and do it there... Nym's lobby also has 1 spot open still.
Good luck anyway

>>156880581
buy that buzzard, just do it. you'll be able to spawn it anytime through the VIP menu.
also the more crates you sell at once, the more vehicles you have to transport (if you're made to use the Tug/Titan, you'll only use that one vehicle)
the easiest ones are the Tug and the Brickades.

>>156880521
You get banned for a week and they take all of your money, including any that was legit.

will be ever hear qt moan?

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so you don't get permabanned for using 3 party systems if you haven't been banned before?
I thought they shared Blizzard's policy.

>>156880890
That's why I am spending it. And I am doing it because I blew my remaining hackerbux way back in when Benny's first dropped.
Besides, they don't really ban Shark Card users, and I am flagged for that because of the transfer money.

>>156880890
Not if I spend the money :^)
Not like anyone is getting banned for this anyway

>>156881039
I thought they pretty much never perma ban.

>>156881125
implying r* doesn't take their shark cards seriously

>>156880838
not this anon, but it should be added that you can change what kind of sell mission you do by changing session (at the cost of 3-5 crates)

you can also do this to avoid warehouse/business defenses (without penalty)

>>156880225
~150 back on PS3 mostly racing around with a friend, 257 on Steam version again mostly racing, some heists and missions.

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ok, whoever was the anon that wanted to see the esskey, i made 3 'examples' of some mods on it, there are some mods that i didnt show, but anyway

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>>156881739
number 2

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>>156881902
and the last one

>>156881739
>>156881902
>>156882058
all ugly

>>156882128
thanks, anon.
not like i was trying to make them look good anyways

>>156882128
post a picture of a motorcycle that you think looks good

>>156879720
Hey I just started doing it. You get 1K per lap right? Also, any idea how I set up the thing to run as a foreground process? I cant alt tab whilst im doing it.

anytime i see someone using the time trial program, i report their account to rockstar :)

any of the leaked bikes for MC unlocked yet?

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>>156880225
750
sniping people in freeroam / flying around with Nessi

>>156882889
>implying anything gets done about it
>being this butthurt

lol

> http://www.strawpoll.me/11388998
http://www.strawpoll.me/11388998
> http://www.strawpoll.me/11388998

>>156883175
>flying around with Nessi
what

>>156880225
392 on dedgen, 147 on steam

cheesing in freeroam or doing missions/deathmatches, though more cheesing in freeroam nowadays

>>156879525
Do you have a jet and have a yacht/know someone with a yacht?

>>156884020
friend has both
I have neither

How much will it cost me per day if I own just a clubhouse and no businesses?

>>156882858
No idea, I just turn off my monitor and watch TV/shitpost on phone/watch YouTube/porn on tablet or go make something in my garage

>>156884049
Someone posted a script that lets you do the time trial over and over again. Risk a ban though.

what is the best way to make money right now? any glitches or anything i just need money now

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>>156880225
just under 3000 total
honestly couldn't say

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who /outlaw/ here

>>156876001
>2 DLC map packs
real leak? fucking when

>>156884196
not you

>>156883715
valkyrie gunner

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>>156880225
1066 on PC, most of them were spent vanning people.

>>156884189
sell yourself on backpage or something

>>156881739
You using script hook? Every time I try to spawn anything the game automatically deletes it a moment later.

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>>156880225
1,828
Sweet backflips, glitch hunting, and helping lowbies.

>>156883715
>he doesn't know

>>156880225

175 hours

Racing. I mostly play it as a racing game and I only do the other activities to get dosh for cars and bikes.

daily reminder to kys PCucks

Any trial sessions open? Nym isn't accepting my invite, and ryu isn't on. We had a good run last night doing it.

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>mfw i have shown gtag the time trial ways
this is the revolution against grinding

>>156887490
Do you need to do anything special for the time trials? How is it done?

can you still get cop uniform on old gen?

>>156887606
time to waste doing something else, another person in your lobby, and a car that has lots of traction, and is low to the ground

how can I report time trial exploit to Rockstar?

I can't do it because I'm on console, therefore nobody should be able to do it

>>156887854
(You)

>>156887606
>>156887678
Is there a video of this explaining?

>>156887919
go download the time trial, its on unknowncheats
press L to start

>>156887908
I'm serious

>>156888225
okay

>>156887490
Bless you anon
(Moa?)

>>156888208
>hack on a website already
>only a matter of time for rockstar to start handing out bans
thee has't been did warn

>>156888474
its been on the website for awhile, i did it last update and i'm still here

>>156888423
you know it nigga

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>tfw the coolest wire rims in the game can't be purchased, available only as stock on the Primo and Seminole

There are many unique stock rims they should add to the selection. The Stratum's comes to mind.

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Map update when ? los shitos is getting boring

>>156887490
how safe is it?

>>156888820
>wires
those are fake plastic covers for steels

>>156889075
not for long i assume, do it before rockstar catches on

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>>156889060

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tacticools report in

>Doing heist missions
>Spawn into a random lobby
>a single guy doing Crates
>we votekick him from his own session
>leave lobby and continue heists
>repeat
I love being a shitter

Is the RE7B still the fastest super car?

anyone have a time trial lobby going?

If so invite me

P4brotagonist

>>156879381
I think banks are shared

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>tfw time trial bres went from 100 to 350 within 2 days
>tfw I try to join them but C* won't let me

starting a 3 hour grind now

>>156889393
>No helmet
Fag!

Does the old appearance change glitch still work? The one where you make a new character and then swap to your old one when it asks to change your appearance.

>>156890045
fuck off, have fun alone

>>156890045
kbye

>>156890094
can't do it anymore

>>156890171
yes

>>156890356
>He doesn't know

>>156889638
yes only slightly though it's much more balanced now

>>156890356
The binoculars + fire one doesn't work anymore?

>>156890520
no

>>156890520
no you can't have helmet with mask anymore

mask + eye wear still works

don't know about night vision + helmet though

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>>156890520
>fire+ Binoculars
>not Apartment telescope

>>156888225
link them the youtube video from months ago

>>156890679
>He doesn't know about the new technique

When the new Bikers DLC for GTA Online dropped I noticed that my Armored Schafter LWB had noticeably slower acceleration.
No balance changes were mentioned in the Changelog so I compared LSC screenshots from an older DLC and noticed that the acceleration bar was higher than it is now with the Bikers DLC.
My Schafters Performance Stats in the race menu and in the Garage were normal indicating that some sort of upgrade was not working correctly.

Below is a link to an imgur album showing the issue as well as showing examples of other affected Vehicles.

https://imgur.com/a/oiJbW

>>156892027
are you driving them out of your garage or just calling them in? a recent glitch causes all vehicles driven out of the garage to lose their engine upgrades (although those upgrades are still equipped and retained outside of freemode)

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>>156889393

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>>156890045

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>>156891573

>>156888727
Thanks for linking it in one of the older threads, the hack still has not been approved on unkwoncheats so this is great.
t. Fapoleon

UwU i need a sugar daddy to spank me and punish my ass

>>156892998
you forgot your trip, callmeqt

>>156884793
This is all in single player, and you need the "mpbiker in SP" script. you should be able to easily find it on GTA5mods

https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/mplowrider2-in-sp

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o fug

benis in bagina xddd

What is the /gtag/ PC discord?

>>156893851
It is:

>>156893561
>buying a tug

I sniped an entire crew chilling in a tug earlier today. I bet they were being "comfy" or whatever other gay excuse you guys come up with for using these shit vehicles

>>156893851
we don't have one

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Hey remember me?

>>156894612
I sure do. Too bad it barely paid for its own ammo.

>>156889108
>not wanting hubcap options
it's fucking ridiculous how there's almost no hubcaps in the game

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>>156894190
>I killed people in video game
k

will it raise suspesion if I have over 20 mil in my bank? Or should I launder it.

>>156894947
Laundering it isn't worth the effort, just spend the money.
Slightly related, any trial sessions open? ryu is offline, nym won't add me, and I can't connect to roscoe, if he is even in one. I don't want to do it in public like these other autists.

>>156892998
WOAH!
Hello there mystery girl. I would like to punish your ass using my M16A4 Service Rifle, equipped with an M203, an RCO and a magazine (no rounds).
I am hot and on fire!

>>156894947
dude, there's loads of youtube videos with the guys in the videos having hundred's of millions of dollars. you'll be fine with 20 mil

>>156894612
never understood people who played the lower paying missions

>>156895147
I can host one if you want.

>>156852139
pls no bully samson :(

any /gtag/ on PC hosting a time trial?

>>156895481
RoscoeRufus
send invite

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ay yo wuz good niggaz

>>156895351
I do want
Rawrmanbearpig

>>156895858
>RoscoeRufus
no player found.

>>156896043
k i'll add you in a min

Sup

I asked this yesterday but just to check

I reported someone for modding (on 360) yesterday, but then my report option disappeared before I could report other modders (they were messing with my game a lot)

I used Rockstar's form but they've instantly replied "this ticket has been closed" because they say to report people in-game

How the FUCK am I supposed to report these modders? I have their gamertags and everything

>>156896143
>shut it down.jpg

>>156896316
Add me as well.

Susan.F.Brusin

>>156896098
try again

>>156896318
Were they intentionally fucking with you and ruining whatever fun you might have been having? If not, why bother going through with the trouble of helping a company that won't help you or reward you? Probably doesn't even give a shit about you.

>>156896684
>Were they intentionally fucking with you and ruining whatever fun you might have been having?

Yes. Killing me, teleporting me, spawning a bonfire on my player model, artificially giving me "bad sport" status.

I want these people permanently banned.

>>156895243
never understood why anybody play any missions at all

>>156896318
>on 360
You're out of luck mate

>>156896098
you still up? SC grenfinch

>>156897562

How do you report modders on the other platforms then? (besides in-game menu which was disabled for me)

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>>156896318
I don't think you can, same thing happened to me when I reported some faggot teleporting and using some invincibility shit. Recorded video of him doing it, uploaded it, linked it in my report. Wrote a detailed explanation of what happened, listed his SC and everything. Then immediately after I submit it YOUR TICKET HAS BEEN CLOSED PLEASE USE THE IN-GAME REPORT FUNCTION HAVE A GREAT DAY :^)

>>156895481

Send me an invite too pls.

t. CountMackula

>>156897784
get in the car and press L. no need to drive to the trial.

>>156895243
with a shotgun you could clear the mission in 45 seconds. And restart it very quickly. it was one of the first mission that had a good Dollar/second until you were high enough level to get RooftopRumble.

I've just reinstalled GTAV for the first time in a year, to check out some mods and shit. Not looking for anything crazy/goofy, just some improvements and quality of life stuff.

What's the best current police mod? looking for one that removes psychic cops, etc

>>156897779

Fuck. I thought that might be the case. Utter horseshit that you can go to such great lengths to report a modder and R* literally don't fucking care.

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>>156887490
Shame i'm screencapping and reporting every one i see

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>Get a 1K bounty put on me
>In an Ammunation getting stuff
>Guy kills me for the bounty
>Tries to take off in my car but discovers he can't
>Puts a proximity mine by the door that kills me and destroys the car when I try to get into it
>Repair cost is around 5K
>He lost 4K collecting a bounty
>Sends me a message shortly after just saying "twat"

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How do I fix the dots on my face?

>>156899651
downgrade drivers

>>156899419
>Collect 1k bounty
>Use a 1k explosive out of frustration
Wat.

But yeah, cunt deserved it, collecting a 1k bounty is not worth the effort and even then it should be a matter of gentleman's agreement "Hey, can I get that bounty off your head?" "Sure, go for it." *boom* "Cool, thanks" "No prob"

>>156899651
Your graphics card may be dying. Those look like artifacts.

Why do I hear people talk while it's loading me into a lobby and then it goes quiet? I never even hear anybody talk in game

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>>156899309
oh no, that'll do so much

>>156899651

You have smallpox, prepare for death.

So what are the best legit and cheat ways to make money I am new.

>>156900821
Get menyoo
Buy a rat-loader for 6k
Max vehicle with menyoo
Sell for 100k
94k profit in a few minutes

>>156900821
Cheat engine still works for everything. I've been using it and never got banned for it.

>>156900910
Does that work for mp because the things I am reading about menyoo say sp only.

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I can't believe all these GTAG fell for moa wings trap, you're all going to be fucking banned. Baited into this time trial autism like fucking morons.
KYS if you defend this shit, comm should kick this autist already.

>>156901372
menyoo is for SP, anon means authority which is for online.

tbqh rdr does feel like a downgrade coming right off of gta4

>shooting is worse (marston has way more health because less cover, dead aim is a cheat code built in, reticle is a shit dot, with lock on turned on half pressing the aim trigger doesn't use free aim, marston keeps putting his gun away after having it out for 3 seconds)
>essentially 2 vehicles horses and carriages
>western setting means world is mostly empty nothing
>strangers now show up on map from anywhere (casualized, small nitpick)

>>156887490
could you please explain anon?

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>>156901487

>>156901487
you first, wacko

>>156901987

I love how autists nitpick tiny game mechanics (in fact they're not nitpicking them they are just butthurt by them) and think that constitutes an argument for why a game is bad

Protip: it doesn't

>>156902665

Not him, but apart from the strangers on the map, those aren't tiny game mechanics.

>>156887490
Pacistan glitch is still an easier way to get. Money, that is if you're at home using your pc and not just idling it

>>156902665
combat and transportation isnt nitpicking, that's 90% of the game

>>156902665
>>156903036
map design in an open world game isnt a tiny game mechanic either

>>156902849

Yes they are

>wah wah my reticule
>wah wah dead aim when there's so many games like that, e.g. fallout
>wah wah shooting is worse

These are fucking tiny things, they are the most autistic fucking things to whinge about, they really have no bearing whatsoever on the quality of the game

If, say, the shooting was AWFUL (it isn't), then that might have an impact on the game, but that's not the case.

Picking out tiny fucking things which aren't even necessarily negative, just something that you find a reason to disagree with, because you are (well, he is) autistic. Sad.

>>156899025
anybody? we consoles only here?

>>156903036
>>156903182

>wah wah a realistic selection of vehicles
>wah wah why can't i have a billion different cars like in gta
>wah wah it's so shit that the map design is realistic, i want massive sprawling metropolises that didn't exist in that time and place instead

>>156903418
nobody here mods
it´s mostly online blabber
i hear that the gte redux mod changes a lot of things
just watch the video since im too lazy to list them all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k10RdQU6Jxo

Is there ANY reason to buy the more expensive warehouses? Also, how many should I own?

>>156903882
Yes, they make more money per sale. Buy all 5 if you can. It's easier than crates.

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Favourite GTA V minor characters lads?

For me it's gotta be this fantastic Aussie cunt

>join bank job
>say something about not having much time
>tab out
>game crashes
Who every I just joined with I'm really sorry about that on PC

>come back to Online after a few months' pause
>do a setup mission
>no invite for next setup
>whatever, cruise around, kill a few people with bounties or CEO shit
>accept invite for other setups
>different targeting mode every time
>heist leader has left the setup x2
>join some random mission, half of the people leave

Seems like Online is still just as shit as I remember but with more colorful map markers now.

>>156904424
>"I don't have much time guys. Let's make this quick."
>anon has left

>>156899025
>removes psychic cops, etc
You won't get that but I just suggest Realism Dispatch Enhanced and some weapon sound mod.
Also euphoria physics overhaul if you're a faggot who liked 4 more than 5.
But then again what do I care if you have shit taste :^)

>>156903278
>>156903423

>wah wah people are criticizing muh favorite developer

RDR was a fucking amazing game but you're just being retarded.

>>156904391
If you want to be a cunt, at least know that warehouses and businesses are different things.

>>156904767
>RDR was a fucking amazing game

You're sort of proving my point.

Tbf if someone says "i think it's a great game" or "actually i didn't like it" or "couldn't get into it like GTA IV" then that's fine but dismissing a game because of tiny autistic points of contention is just strange behaviour to be honest. Autistically strange.

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Post em

>>156904960

Nobody is fucking dismissing it, retard. You can like something and still talk about it's flaws. I know the internet might have led you to believe otherwise, but it's true.

>>156904948
Are you retarded? The far out ones make about 200k more per sale. There's charts on it dumbass.

>>156904747
4 is objectively better than 5 in almost every aspect and if you disagree with me then you're obviously not only extremely immature and ignorant but also extremely wrong

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PSA: DON'T DRIVE YOUR CARS OUT OF YOUR GARAGE. IT BREAKS ENGINE UPGRADES! USE THE MECHANIC!

>>156894190
>I killed people for having fun their own way in a video game because i'm a stupid bitter faggot

>>156905132
5 is numerically superior in every way retard.

>>156904960
it was criticism
no one is dismissing it

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>>156905056

>>156905190
I don't believe you.

>>156905291
>trying to argue against proven facts

Looks like you're not only extremely immature and ignorant but extremely wrong, kiddo.

The worst part is that there's no hope for you, but atleast R* will keep making terrible decisions that pander to you.

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>>156905369
I really like that puff jacket ski mask/goggles combo, might have to try that.

>>156905108
>>156905108
>It's easier than crates

what the fuck is that suppose to mean then?

where do you go to actually buy cheats for this game, cant find any websites.

>>156905730
It's already on the support section, gta forums, youtube and reddit. I'm surprised you haven't heard about it already but, then againcrew drama does seem to take precedent.

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>>156905864
>buy cheats

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>Nobody plays Slasher anymore

I hope there's some sort of resurgence for it this Halloween.

>>156905924
The only GTA forums I lurk are exploit ones.

is there a official description anywhere of what each rank of an MC can do?

>>156899651
use stringent

>>156903278
>cherry picking the small nitpicks

and btw they obviously are negative (even if unsubstantial) you numskull. a control scheme with less aiming finesse is literally a downgrade

>>156903423
>he thinks i implied any of that
just because rdr is inferior doesn't mean it should literally be a gta4 clone

>>156904767
it's alright. i still like it

>>156904960
>giving reasons for opinion is worse than stating it without any
holy fuck you can't win against autism this strong

>tiny autistic points of contention [...] autistically strange
>level design, combat, transportation aka basically everything that constitutes gameplay
christ

>>156902862
This is one of the dumbest things I have ever read. "Easier" way. There is literally NOTHING easier. You get 1k every 2 seconds for doing nothing at all. There is no failure state or ways to lose the money during it. You don't even input anything. Even if you do Pacstan in 12 minutes, that's like 300k tops if it's done perfectly with 0 hangups or fuckups and the bag carrier never gets hit. Time trials is 300k every 9 minutes and some odd seconds.

>check back after last update
>new shit to buy
>money grinding is still terrible and waiting in lobbies: the game
>lose interest before buying any of the new stuff

same shit every time, why do I even keep this turd on my SSD anymore

>>156906487
are you fucking retarded?

>>156906170
Has it been patched so it's not just the Slasher running away from the victims and their stunlocking flashlights then running away from their murdering shotguns yet?

>>156906775
Nope. Rockstar really shit the bed with the flashlights.

>>156906607
you need to make yourself more audible among groups

most of the /gtag/ guys will help you make millions in a short amount of time if you just ask

seriously stop being so mopey holy shit

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>>156906170
>nobody plays gamemodes anymore

>>156905190
This explains my Sabre Turbo custom. It was way too slow. Flicked through the engine upgrades and the accel bar jumped up and it was fixed. Guess Ill use the Ceo delivery system.

>>156907175
And people using hacks or exploits to cheat the system makes the game better?

>>156875739

Is it a hack or just a glitch?

>>156906607
making money in this game is never gonna be even remotely pleasant as long as shark cards exist

you should know that by now

>>156907415
Yes. Still, most of the crew isn't cheating.

Will the TRANNY please stfu, we don't need to hear your mental illness.

If you identify as male I am very sorry.

Is anyone getting the glitch were you can't move around the motorcycles in your clubhouse because the blue circle is gone?

drunk catower

>sit down in the club house
>alt-tab to check a message
>tab back in
>kicked for idling too long

the fuck

>>156906170
>Nobody plays Keep the Pace

I never even got to play it when it was introduced because every lobby I joined or started; people would leave because they couldn't wear their mallninja outfits.

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Can I still use this in muscle races, or do you need a piswasser dominator now?

>>156907748
Not a glitch; Rockstar found out about bike duping and shut it down. Buy some shart cards.

>>156908007
muscle races are still fairly balanced but i would fix that shitty paintjob brother

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>>156908324
>Couldn't spring for the double barrel

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>>156905093
>>156905296
>>156906585

>still defending autistic nitpicking

Lol

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>>156908474
I don't like the Double barrel

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>>156908007

>>156901487

>dumb frogposter
>probably spends most of their time on reddit
>definitely a console gamer

There's no need to be upset.

>Cat drunk
>TV as loud as it can be
>Joaci joaci jesse jesseemot

EVERY
FUCKING
NIGHT

>>156905802
Can you still pull that off? I thought they patched it.

>>156909268
they just patched the mask and bp hemet
not the glasses+masks+hats

Casino update when I'm ready to start my career as a high roller.

>>156909393
Oh shit
How do you do it then? I messed it up earlier today and assumed that it was patched.

oh sweet jesus

please tell me that if i did a heist setup in the wrong order (eg sometimes you can do whichever order you want) i still get my $1m after pacstan

>>156909645
>Another update designed to drain all your money and force you to buy shark cards.
How pissed would you be if you couldn't even rob the casino

>>156908278
That's gay

>>156909757
As long as we can have /gtag/ poker night and blackjack.

>>156909682
if you know the "telescope in apartment" glitch, it's pretty much the same method. Just make sure to equip your mask first

>>156910309
Alright I'll try it out when I get the chance. Thanks!

>>156910240
>tfw it will never happen

Do I have to do any special missions to access the lowriders? It won't let me enter the garage.

>>156909730
Nope. Everything has to be done in order

>>156907949
Launch it in windowed mode.
It's something like 2 minutes tabbed out for idling. In windowed it's far longer.

>>156908961
d-does she moan?

>>156911527
Be driving a lowriders car

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>>156911527
just lauch the first mission, get the lamar cutscene
then just quit the mission lobby screen

Anyone with a Wolfsbane able to tell me if the vintage sprung seat still lets you carry a passenger? I love the look of it but I'll be damned if I give up tailgunner potential

>>156911886
>1.2 million
I wish I had money.

>No Riot DLC
>No Missions where you Impersonate Swat to agitate Rioters outside of the Sports arena into a full blow mob so your crew can lift a few Semis full of Brand name Merch to sell
>No Non-lethal firearms like a Teargas Grenade launcher or Beanbag shotgun
>No 98.9%er Liberal Arts Major giving you missions to Beat the shit out of his classmates that disagree with his opinions
I want this

>>156911860
>she
And yes.

>>156912138
it'll happen
when gta 6 comes out

>>156912126
Dude, that's like 4-5 PacStans, it's easy money you should be able to get that in one night of heisting with some half-competent cheesers.

>>156912305
Please stop, I already bought this game twice actually both copies were gifted to me but its the thought that counts

>>156912354
I don't have people and I don't like cheesing Pacistan anyways.Kuruma shitting is only semi-acceptable when you have to clear an area that swarms with dudes and has no cover. Like Prison Break Airplane, or Keycodes.

>>156912354
>join PacStan lobby with 3 randoms
>One random convinces host to try a "Glitch"
>Random instructs host to make his cut 0 and distribute it evenly to the other crew members
>Host does it.
>End up with 430K
>Host rage-quits after.

This is the best method.

>>156912615
>im picky when it comes to earning money
>i dont have any money waah

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>>156912653
That is some Alt+F4 for God-Mode level shit

>qt posts genuine question
>SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT
>Drama posts replied to for hours
Poor guy

>>156912798
The glitch was explained as follows.

Host makes his cut 0, can't drive, has to close GTA before the last checkpoint.

>>156912675
Atleast I'm not a kuruma shitter that can't dodge cops.

>>156912615
>Prison Break Airplane, or Keycodes.
fucking pleb, those are the easiest and most fun

>>156912615
>I don't have people
>I don't like cheesing Pacistan

Jesus, that's a double barreled reason you're a poorfag then. Get a bit social with people and you'll have an easier time finding competants who can facilitate your fetish for playing it straight or drop your standards a bit to get down on the floor and roll in the money with the rest of us.

>>156912923
I bet he drives a super car for them or hitches a ride instead of packing his own cover

>>156912845
you miss all the times he's a fucking cunt then

>>156912904
>be a rich kuruma shitter who cant dodge cops
>be a poorfag with autism

hard choices

>>156913173
prison break has plenty of cover from the east side
where the hangar is
keycodes is easy if the 2 lookouts cover both alleys while the rest take care of the fib up front
it's pretty logical what you have to do to cover everything

>>156913292
*poorfag with STANDARDS

>>156913239
You're making him out to be hitler 2.0

>>156913358
Personally I just take a Gangritto up, park it on the bridge and use that for cover.

>>156913413
>You're making him out to be hitler 2.0
But Hitler's a good guy, qt isn't.

>>156913410
>autistic standards

>>156913410
its a video game dude

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Invite to PC Crew?

SC: Ramsoos_

As a rank 56 shitter with about 800k, a high-end apartment (because they were -50% off awhile ago) and no fancy cars - should I go for the time trial hacks?

Who is SightlessPyro and why is he such a faggot

>>156913665
gotcha

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>>156912845
>>156913239
>Oooh~ you JUST missed it. I swear!

>>156913609
Yeah, a video game I play for fun. Not to sit in the back of some needle dick's kuruma watching Princess Robot Unicorn. I can enjoy grinding but Pacistan glitching isn't even playing the game.

>>156913759
why not
just do them while you're sleeping or something

>>156913759
no
you should heist and/or invest in ceo crates

hacking will eventually get you banned

>>156913884
its princess robot bubblegum and it is quite funny. grinding pacistan isnt even fun, id rather cheat the boring parts and then have fun doing all the good stuff.

>>156913884
then quit bitching about not having money

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>>156913782
cheers

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need ps4fam for pac stan

>>156911650
ree rockstar

>>156914024
It was funny when I hadn't seen the one episode a billion times over. And I don't even know if the finale is a boring part because no one does it legit. I like driving the lectro when grabbing them, I imagine they'd be just as enjoyable in the finale but NO ONE LETS ME.

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PC crew invite please?
SC name is Plainb0y
Do I have to set it to active crew to hang with you guys?

>>156914304
>other people need to let me do things I want to do because I'm a beta who has to listen to everything everyone tells me to do

>>156914304
just like youve seen princess robot bubblegum a billion times over, the people you complain about have played pacstan a billion times over. think about that.

>>156914431
If you want to be able to find crew lobby's with GTAG in it, then yeah, it has to be active.

>>156914431
yes, or else you may not be seen as a friendly

also, gotcha

>>156914431

It's a good idea to set it to active before hanging due to the way GTAO displays the crew of a user. Helps to avoid accidental player kills and matches you up with us easier.

Can always swap back to another crew as active when you wanna hang with them.

>>156911886
Alright, thank you.

>mfw the silly donk upgrade for the Faction is 695k

Of course it is, thanks (((R*))).