/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>156775701
But I was, though.

my fucking router took ages to get a connection again
so might be on my side
logging in now and sending lobby invites to (You)

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>>156775967
are you using netlimiter or similar?
got the join another session message now but then a timeout

>kill a passing dude for his $1000 bounty
>him and his friends dedicate the next two hours to try killing you

What's the best way to make money by myself?

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>>156775714
shad de fug ub :-DDDDDDD

>>156776174
NOW IT WERKED

I need a daddy to spank me and punish me <3

>>156775832
you are likely the only one in here

>>156776875
Kys

>>156776395
Sightseer

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>>156775701
go away

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>You can now select the stirling gt in sports class races
Pretty cool desu, hope it isn't a bug and R* does this with more vehicles.

>>156778382

I hope its so they an phase it out of sports classics since it massively outclasses the others. Id rather that than a nerf or a mass buff of all classics.

>Brucie literally won't stop calling me
I just want quiet, p-please

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>join a public session to manage your business
>am in a public session

>>156778343
>chromatic aberration
>MUH 80s AMITRITE

>>156778906
Just order the T and use it once.

who /eurobeat/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

Also, is there a noticeable difference between a SSD, HDD and SSHD regarding performance?
I'm about to replace my old drive and I was wondering if it's worth it. I don't mind waiting for loading screens desu but I heard SSDs help with pop-ins during gameplay. Is there any truth to that?

>>156778927
Seriously is this a glitch?
I can't manage my business when i'm clearly in a public session and i can't pick any contracts because it says ''Another Contract is already active''

>>156777961
Oh daddy!
Talk down to me!

>>156779193
SSDs are objectively the best for playing games.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c16rihlXHFA

>>156779381
Careful lad, I got a three day ban for posting digital tits.

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>>156779193
Only phaggots like eurobeat

>>156779637
This business management gameplay looks fresh as fuck but I don't want yet another cash sink that gives zero returns to worry about.

>>156779193
>Also, is there a noticeable difference between a SSD, HDD and SSHD regarding performance?
it takes minute to load to single player with ssd and minute ten seconds with HDD

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>>156779676
is it nullphaggot season already?

For the people on ps4 who were in my MC. I couldn't do shit since the game said i wasn't in a public session, wich is bs.

Is it true you can make upwards of 420k an hour with the coke business?

>>156781328
Fugg no

>>156781328
420k per 5h

>>156781328
Is it true I'm making upwards of 1m an hour without doing biker shit?

yes

>>156780139
What about pop-ins? Does it help with that?
>>156779594
Thing is. If I'm gonna buy a SSD it will probably be 250gb max since I can't afford a bigger one and we all know how large GTA 5's size.

So what exactly happens to your business when you disband your MC? I know it stays there but does the supply/product still keep going or do they just freeze?

>>156781663
Mine is 280 gigs. It's more than enough room for Windows, GTA, and some other large games. All my music, videos, and images go on my HDD.

>>156781696
last time i've checked it goes on

this update is like the last few decades of gayness where people are more confident in coming out to their friends and family

good for you, mansexers

Will be building a new pc soon andI was wondering what kind of fps will I get with this cpu and gpu? i7-6700(non-k) GTX 1070.

I went for the non-k i7 because I don't plan on overclocking. I will be playing in 1080p.

>>156777642
I was too. It just shows what you stupid kids know.

>>156782013
Are you gonna do audio or video editing?

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>>156782013
>buying an i7 for gaymen

>>156781840
Is it possible for steam to store games in 2 different drives? like say I want the games I commonly play on my ssd and the other ones I rarely play go to my hdd. If that works I'll probably go with the ssd meme.

>>156782081
No but I will be playing cpu heavy games like this and Arma 3.
>>156782094
w-what?

>>156782113
Yeah. When you go to download a game, choose to download it to another drive. Launch it through the steam library like normal.

>>156782113
Yes

ZanderArch requesting to join PC_GTAG.

>>156782252
denied.

>>156782252
Wrong fucking name faggot

>>156782204
an i7 is overkill for gaming

>>156782204
if you don't edit/render things the i7 is a waste, the hyperthreading is useless for gaming, so you could spend the same on a better i5 K chip

>>156782327
GTAG Mansex?

>>156782404
ZanderArch is not a fucking SC ID you cunt. You typed it wrong or you lied. Fucking fix it.

>>156782204
i7's are useful for hyperthreading which is most useful in rendering, etc.

Most games, including GTAV do not use HT well, in fact googling around it seems HT will lose you performance if you are using an i7, so people advise you disable it.
Look up benchmarks, in GTAV at the very least the i7 won't improve your average FPS much if at all.

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>>156782113

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>>156782446
???

>>156781640
Same :^)
This is the greatest shit of all time

And I'm not even at my PC

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>>156782528
??????????????????????

>>156782528
did you set your profile to private

I (Tilaron) requested an invite yesterday, posted in the previous thread, still pending :(

>>156782475
>>156782385
>>156782336
Okay, thanks for your inputs! I will revise my list and do more research.

>>156782595
>>156782690
That might have been it. I should be visible to everyone now, but one of mine was visible to everyone so I don't know.

I did request a invite through the page, why would you need to look for me and invite me directly?

IF YOU WANT TO JOIN A CREW, MAKE SURE YOUR PROFILE IS NOT PRIVATE
>IF YOU WANT TO JOIN A CREW, MAKE SURE YOUR PROFILE IS NOT PRIVATE
IF YOU WANT TO JOIN A CREW, MAKE SURE YOUR PROFILE IS NOT PRIVATE
>IF YOU WANT TO JOIN A CREW, MAKE SURE YOUR PROFILE IS NOT PRIVATE

>>156782230
>>156782231
>>156782487
Wow, I'm a fucking idiot.

What's the best radio in GTA history and why is it Radio X from SA?

>>156782893
Excuse me, kDST exists.

>>156782893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSGSTMTYLqo

All them songs is why.

>>156782853
same lol. got the invite, thanks very much :)

>>156782893
K-DST and Radio X are both equally the best

>>156782475
>>156782385
>>156782336
oh I forgot to ask. If I'm planning on playing on a 144hz monitor will the i7 help me reach those fps? or should I just really go for the i5? If I'm gonna buy an i5 I will probably get the i5-6600(non-k)

>>156782893
personally all of GTA2's radio stations because nostalgia, and some of 3

>>156783150
>>156782921
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvEOKpkLzbs

Is it possible to have a helmet, ski amsk and glasses equipped at the same time?

>>156783327
canee wear a helmet with a mask anymore

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>>156783327
Ski melee weapon when?

>>156783214
I miss Tommy the nightmare Smith

>>156783327
You can do masks, hats, and glasses/goggles but no helmets.

>>156783389
>>156783519
I found some video tutorials on youtube but i guess this was patched very recently right?

>>156783545
yes

>>156782893
Nigga please.
https://youtu.be/rXTy4Coo59c

>>156783490
Jackie looks ready to hit the slopes.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkae0-TgrRU

Which of the choppers gets the olive army-type livery? I read Wolfsbane but couldn't find it

>>156782893
>3
Game FM, Flashback
>VC
Flash, Emotion
>SA
CSR
>4
I don't like any of 4's radios desu. They're all pretty weak with only a few standout songs.
>5
Space, Worldwide, WCC, Non Stop Pop

>>156783590
Damn, why do they keep patching cool stuff like this, it's not like a glitch like that would break the game or something.

>>156783853
Actually laughed out loud desu

Did you come up with that yourself?

>>156783179
that still generally more dependent on GPU, try searching on youtube what you want "GTAV 144fps/hz" and see what kind of setups people are running.

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I have CEO and MC. What is the best way to farm money? What things in order/missions.

Pretty much all solo.

>>156783898
Most choppers get the military graphic, but you have to spray it the right color. I think the livery is called Milspec.

>>156783990
It just popped into my head. I couldn't decide if it would read as a joke, but I'm glad you got it.

So what would you guys say are the good/bad bikes from the update?

Just started playing again and I want to know what to put my money on.

Also, if I buy a clubhouse and I don't include the mechanic for example, can I edit that later?

>>156784129
>>156781328
keep business ressuplied and the workers seem to work even if you are in CEO crating.The only problem is the fact that selling them on your own is most of the time impossible so its best to wait for a full gtag session and have at least 3 members before selling for that bonus cash aswell

>>156784398
There aren't many options released yet, if you're only concerned with high speed. I'd put the Nightblade ahead of the other choppers. The two Zombies and Wolfsbane are fine, but they look better than they drive. The Chimera can be fun, but there's zero air control, no bulletproof tires, and it's tough to drive in the rain.

If you ever want to add or change options with the office or clubhouse, go to the realty site and click the one you own.

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How'd I do?

>>156778382
>tfw have a custom stirling
Finally i can use my benis car in races :DD

>>156784828
I like it. Do you have your heart set on all black? I really like how the red leather pants look with other clothes.

>>156784828
How can you take off your shirt desu?

Also
black/10, it's hard to not look good in that, but it doesn't take much effort to look good

>>156784991
9-5 outfit then put on a jacket and you should have nothing underneath.

>>156784973
I am color deficient, and colors look kind of strange in this game. Also I used a menu to make that. I'd have to reinstall it to change it.
Thanks, though.
>>156784991
>Equip "The Liberty outfit, under Business Pants
>Equip a jacket
Tada.
Also, thanks.

>>156783921
It does tho, this is the glitch that lets people be a floating head. Keeping them out of the game is worth the cost of a few special snowflakes.

I didn't know about glitching outfits. How do you do that?

Also, post some images of good outfits thanks to glitches (that you can still do, I see that they patch this stuff from time to time).

So, is the Drag Hakuchou a direct upgrade to the regular one?

>>156785505
Worse max speed
Better acceleration and handling
Or so I've heard, I don't actually own one

>>156785483
Go to Se7ensins, see the glitches that are still up.
>>156785505
It's more of a sidegrade, it can't wheelie or really stunt, and it has better acceleration.

>>156785583

Alright, thanks!

>>156784828
looks like darth vader from the thumbnail.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ijIddV8O3E

IT'S HAPPENING!!!

just kidding, never ever

>>156782385
>useless
>gets 1-2 more fps
ummmmmmmmm retard

>>156786169
Much rather have cops and crooks dlc

>>156786169
Can't wait to pay 1.2m for a R33 Skyline or 600k for a Celica Supra

>>156778936
this desu

OUT OF MEMORY PLEASE REBOOT AND START THE GAME WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is that actually a thing? What's going on when it says that? I was running the game on low everything at 800x600

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ayy

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>>156786662
>tfw this update has made you want to buy some shit bike to fuck around with

>>156784828
do you need the goggles for the bandana?

I tried buying it at the mask shop but it wouldn't let me

>>156786928
The bandanna is a mask at the mask shop. You can get it on its own by wearing it to a mission and saving it in Ammunation.
Also I used a menu to make that outfit.

Boob slider and ass slider added in yet?

>>156787105
Never.

>>156787105
Decent female hair styles when

>>156787105
this is gta not saints row
saints row online when

>>156787378
>Never

Woah there, almost sounded like rape, attempted rape even.

>>156787459
I just like Boobs 'N' Glutes tho

>>156787105
Literally asking for absolutely disgusting Second Life-tier bimbos with huge tits, asses, and lips but with tiny waists.

I can't think of a worse way to send a game to its death.

Does anyone know if the Youga classic will be able to have 2 or 4 people?

>>156787817
Second Life is a good game though.

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>tfw finally able to make a cute girl character that starts at level 120
>tfw no money to buy cute clothes

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Post em

>>156788496
get a job busta

>>156788625
nice legs grandpa

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>>156787987
Probably four.
>>156788625
Don't ban me, the nipples are blue. BLUE, you hear me?

>>156788625
>>156788753
how can I get the police uniform?

>>156788625
>>156783873

>>156788807
Wait for the next police outfit bug
or a menu

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>>156788753
>second outfit
Holy shit man spoiler that there are children reading this thread

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>>156788964
Never.

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>>156789010
>get about 16 special crates that weekend
>at least 12 of them were bounce FM
Thanks for reminding me

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>>156789010
BounceMaster, what prestige were you again?

>>156789140
>get 16 crates
>14 are Bounce FM
>Never got K-DST, the only one I wanted
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>156789269
I am the 13th Prestige BounceMaster.

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But Rockstar, you can summon in your bikes at any time

>Doing the crate grind solo
>finally after about 20 jobs get one where I have to go out in the ocean
>get killed 5 times trying to blow the fucking thing up
>blow it up and realize that it wants me to make 3 round trips about 5 miles each out into the middle of nowhere in the water and back to my warehouse

That's 18k I'm not getting back.

>>156789696
This is why you use a buzzard

let me in gtag pc boys
sc: angloid

>>156789902
waiting to get accepted as well. how long does it take

>>156789740

Do you land the buzzard out in the water and take off again? My problem with the buzzard is flying on PC with a plane feels ok enough, but choppers I can't fly with the keyboard to save my life.

>>156789970
>>156789902
until a worthless NEET wakes up to accept it

>>156789970
>>156782841
>>156775616

>>156790373
you have to request an invite so we're waiting

>>156790370
Desu, I am awake, but can't figure out where to accept crew requests, can Representatives even do that?

>>156790470
You need to:
>Make sure your profile is public
>Leave your name and the crew you want to join in the thread
>Not be a condescending cunt

It's simple. Do it.

>>156790138
You only need to touch the crate with the Buzzard while making sure you don't let the water pull you down. Calm seas are much easier to deal with, but it's always possible.

>>156787057
Hey, whats the chance that you'll get caught if you use a menu to make an outfit? I just don't wanna be bound by rockstars stupid clothing restrictions.

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>>156788625
It's two-for-one day, let's do like >>156783873 did and post Self Radios while we're at it.

https://youtu.be/0xr8Jbm099E

>>156790783
>armless-chan with arms
Brings a tear to my eye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6mEONAHupc

>>156790783
>Boy cosplaying as Overwatch's Mai while Transitioning

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>>156788234
>Second Life is a good game though.

>>156775616
sc: dogfood2
pc gtag crew

>>156791784
Sorry bud
But you've been blacklisted

>>156792601
liar

>>156792765
>>156792765
I just checked the blacklist again just for you
And you've now been blacklistedx2

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>>156786592
It happens if you play over 6+ hours, happens to me when I have over 8 gigs of ram not being used

>>156793140
I've never had that happen and I've played up to 12 hours per session.

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>>156791784
sorry m8 ur blacklisted

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>>156793252
seems to happen when ur using the time trial thingamajig every time
t moawings

>>156793573
Oh okay, I haven't used any hacks/menus/trainers.

Anyone on ps4 wanna play?

>>156793140
>>156786592
kek thx for more screencaps kiddos :^)

Requesting an invite to the PC crew, SC is iCake-

>>156794289
got ya familia

>>156794032
im free soon

>>156794289
Why are so many blacklisted trying to join?
You're blacklisted, fuck off

>>156790783
So will you actually put effort in making different outfits now that you can't rely on your armless gimmick to stand out?

>>156742505
Recently promoted lieutenant here, I'm on practically every day and I play with both the comms and the muscle, depending on who is on, and I try to add every new gtag I find ingame.

I was promoted because I actively played with and had the crew's back for almost a year. Autism.bux is on for like an hour each day, catching him for a couple minutes before he bails is not going to get you noticed. Getting noticed by the comms is a much better way. Add them via the social club website and join their games. Also Im pretty good so I wont be an embarrassment to the crew; would look bad if a middle rank was completely incompetant. Maybe you should get your feet wet and actually play enough to make some friends and you might move up in the world.
not that it actually matters since my only powers are promotion/demotion/kick from crew and I have no desire to dictate any of that unless it was necessary and no other leftenants or comms were around, which is rare.

>>156795230
>implying a lt can kick

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THE FUCKING BIKER UPDATE BROKE THE FUCKING GAME

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how the fuck does the gun locker in the clubhouse work? I walk up towards it and it doesn't give me an option to interact with it.

I never got the CEO gun locker so I have no clue right now.

>>156794096
np just cheating in money senpai

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>>156793573
is the time trial thing up yet? all i´ve gotten was a "This file is in the moderation queue and can not be downloaded until it has been approved by a staff member."

>>156795792
pc master race amirite

>>156795639
Regardless I'd never do it anyway.

maybe demote someone ;)

>>156795792
had this happen to me on the launcher
verified game cache on steam seemed to work

>>156795792
werks for me ;^()

>>156795997
Too bad I'm that kind of retard who bought the retail version and the social club drm fucks me in the butt every fucking time. I can't believe I deleted the fucking game now.

>>156795875
its been posted in the old thread via a mediafire link
the upload is from the creator himself, not me or any of the posters.
if you add the creator on skype he'll send it to you early by a few days

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>>156796126
i got it, thanks!

>>156796451
dont download it creates mustard gas

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>>156775616
oh shit, I'm in that picture

>>156796126
>Skype
REEEE THE BOTNET

I-is there a specific forum he posts on? This shit is the ultimate money hackerino bamboozle

>>156796695
hello /g/

>>156796816
hello sheep

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>>156796879
ok lost

What does mansex mean in this context?

>>156796545
same

Can you guys post custom bikes for inspiration?

>>156797285
Nonconsensual sex in the anus in the doggy style position for the singular purpose of not procreating

>>156797285
sex with men

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Requested to join PC Crew thing ASeriesofTubes

>>156798895
Sure. You look cute enough. Invite sent!

>>156783853

Underrated post.

Does GTAG have a lot of racers on PC, or nah?

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>Can't use the new nade launcher while parachuting
I know Rockstar hates fun, but come on

>>156796695
yeah, i had to install it just to contact him, he posts on unknowncheats under BluhhBluhhTom or some shit.
if you try to message him to bypass the verification process the mods jump in to stop you. I got warned twice for attempting.

Requesting invite to crew pc
Jartzan

>>156799280
I love to race, but only without customs, ketchup, and slipstreams.

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>>156783873

>Cream - White Room

Patrician as fuck my good man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8hLc_nqx8g

>>156799423
added

Requested an invite to the PC crew

Sc: ghosttothepost

>>156799423
>>156782705
>>156794289
>>156799716
what is up with all these people joining the crew today?

>>156799902

Whilst Executives can manage solo pretty easily, the Biker related businesses are much more focused on having a team.

>>156799902
>today

Been like 3 newcommers every day for like 2 weeks now

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>tfw no all-ninja MC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R43dYg_Kuc0

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>>156801720
STOP BULLYING INNOCENT ANONS

>warehouse sell for the first time
>deliver cargo crates
>press ??? to drop cargo crates
>have to use google mid-flight to figure out that right arrow key is used
>only 3/16 crates actually drop out of the plane
>after that right arrow doesn't do anything
fml

>>156795843
wait, you have CEO too? shit, i've been hearing reports of people that bought the CEO locker but not the Clubhouse one, not being able to access the gun locker. Maybe it's the same thing in reverse? Not too sure.

want to join crew for xbone
sc: __slaw

So, is the new thing ok?
Should i update and try playan with gtag agains?

>>156799902
well I saw the game got more content, came back and for some reason I wasn't in the crew anymore

TRON BIKE WHEN

also the drag is such a good bike

>>156799453
I like a bit of any racing. Catchup is more for keeping noobs from leaving the lobby but slipstream can be a fun time if people can control it. Customs are just for races with friends I find, otherwise half the lobby leaves first race that you totally smoke them all.

>update about motorcycles died off quickly for PCucks because none of them can drive a motorcycle worth a shit because theyre shitters and use keyboard and mouse like dipshits
>also because since they all constantly crew kill each other they can nevee get things done
KEK

>>156804049
who are you quoting good sir

GTA Online was a huge clusterfuck. Like, I still play it and have fun, but I see design decisions and just think "man, Rockstar really wanted to fuck with players."
Take the robocop NPCs for instance. They'll have a pistol or a shotgun, and they'll fucking laser you from 200 meters away. And let's not forget how it takes a half a magazine just to kill one.
Also the CEO/Biker club work like delivering supplies or buying stuff or doing jobs, I get that it's a co-op social experience, and I could appreciate the competitive aspect of it (making yourself known on the map and attracting opposing players) but you can't do them in a private session and when players do fuck your shit up, the reward isn't even that great. The game just dangles you like b8 for shitters and griefers to fuck with. I used to think "Rockstar forces you to buy Shark Cards" was just a meme, but I see it's fact now.
Wasn't that Leslie Benzies dude the one who came up with all this?

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CANT DETER THE THIRD

>>156804212
Your dead mom you middle age PCuck

>>156788753
kys faggot tranny

So how does one become rich in GTAO?

Ive got 2 warehouses, biker gang w weed farm, and im pretty good at premium racing but there has to be some way to rake in more cash. Ive heard of some using AppBounty and some kind of bot to abuse the point system that awards XBOX1 or PSN gift cards?

Massive noob here

To get the "in order" heists bonus, does that mean I can't join anyone else's heist mission unless it's in order?

Also how can I check? I think I did someone else's heist once, can't remember if I completed it though

>>156799902
>Update just came out
>Wonders why people are joining the crew
Gee it's not like it happens every fucking month now is it?

>>156804674
>somebody actually purposefully chose to buy that buttugly mod haircut
amazing

>>156806783
you need to do all heists in order, with the same crew, with no one dying

>>156806969
That's Criminal Mastermind, not All In Order.

>>156806969
That's a different bonus like this guy said: >>156807093

Anyway I found how you can check - go to Start -> Stats -> Awards -> Heists and you can see your progress

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>>156804049
>consolefags are this mad because everyone plays on PC

>>156807609
DON'T RESPOND TO IT

>>156806206
The people with the most money cheated at some point and continually snowballed their money with additional supplements by glitches or mod menus/trainers either by themselves or through a generous hacker and had an easier time grinding for money by becoming CEO, MC Creator, or having the funds to make earning money a sinch in the first place. One you have 5 million, use it as a cushion in case there's an opportunity to make more money.

Do heists and missions if you want to be completely legit and sell cars to Simeon until you can afford to become a CEO or MC leader. Then, just invite as many as you can to work under you while you collect 500k for completing tasks and they only get 10-30k.

That's bullshit though so I just cheat when I'm desperate for money because R* are some of the scummiest kikes in the industry right now because of the sheer volume of people who buy shark cards.

That money better be going to the best fuckin game of all time otherwise I'm gonna drop R* completely after this shit.

>>156807609
>everyone plays on PC
TOP
KEEEEEEEEEK

>>156808037
Haha don't be silly anon. Nobody cheats. Cheaters get swiftly banned. Do not think of cheating thank you. Most hacks are just viruses. You wouldn't download a virus.

>>156808037
How do you even cheat in the latest patch, menyoo has gone to shit and the other ones I know of are outdated as shit

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>menyoo got updated

Friendly reminder that

>>156809192
worthless Canadian Lawyers ruined this general? Thanks for the reminder!

>>156809050
honestly i just wanna make some nice outfits with menus. it's annoying as fuck trying to glitch

Anyone on xbox one want a filler for whatever? heists preferably but whatever dudes.

I have a mic, I'm not autistic, and I just want some bros to play with while my bros are gone :'(

Add me. Its this or I buy dark souls 2
GT: ZarkingFrood42

How do you invite crew members to LTS or other activities? I only see invite players from last job as an option

>>156810408

Lads, I really dont wanna buy dark souls 2 :(
Im a filfthy console pleb, im gunna get my shit pushed in
[spoilers] bloodborne was better anyways [/spoilers]

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>>156788625

>>156810860

thats fucking embarassingly bad

>>156788625
fuck, guess i gotta make this now so that the pee cee friends can like me too.

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i don't know if this glitch is visible to other players because i cant stand any of you.

Best way to grind money Solo as CEO+MC?

What is the best route of farming?

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tfw no yarmulke

>>156810742
Console crews are ded m8

Console MP dies pretty rapidly. Shelf life of MP is as long as the period between AAA title releases while that niche area can be more filled on PC due to dedicated servers and more importantly dedicated shmucks

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what the fuck

>>156810408
>>156810742

I'm on 360 mate, otherwise I'd join you

>>156813153

How do you get the transparent body parts, is it a hack? I see it all the damn time

>>156787057
But it comes with a hat and glasses though?

>>156813401
Get the bandanna on it's own by doing a mission, like I said. Then you can do the soda glitch to put another hat on.

>>156813238
its a glitch

>>156813586
alright thanks

>do the third triathlon
>it takes about 28 minutes to complete

Who thought this was a good idea? FUCK.

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Defiler was a waste of money. Doesn't seem to do anything better than the Akuma, except maybe sliding out the back wheel.

I guess if you want to drift on a motorcycle it's kind of neat.

Also, need better lights in the mc garage.

>bully someone repeatedly
>they leave

feel kinda bad now...

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>>156815128

>>156815128

Funny that

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>>156806945
Eh whatever, I like it.

>>156789010
this image will never not make me laugh

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>>156815128
please stop

Can I get a invite for the pc crew? Thanks.

Tuskamoto

>>156816280
i won't do it again

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All these bikes
All this customisation
I'm going to do the same thing that I did with lowriders with these aren't I?
This cost me so fucking much, I just like pretty things

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>>156816343

>>156816343
Blacklisted

>>156816343
sorry, you're on the blacklist

>>156816517
Where's the Sultan RS

should i buy a rhino and roleplay as a german tank commander

>>156817027
>should i roleplay

Yes

>>156816541
sorry about that forgot I was set to private. If you can try again.

>>156816848
I have 2 in 2 different garages, one styled like a rally car with all my other racing styled vehicles, one in my most active garage thats styled to look like paul walkers evo from the earlier fast and furious films, it sits along side hans RX-7
I have a problem

>>156817052
what did you mean by this?

>>156817057
Gotcha

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I only play with my old character whenever I want to check male clothing / haircuts / updates. In my lore, he has earned the retirement and he lives happily between snacks and alcohol. He got 4 full garages filled up with full maxed ladies he won't probably use again. He has thinked about it and wants to sell some of them so he can lend a couple of millions to his tranny sister, new into the city.

Carbonizzare - Futo - Buffalo S - Comet - Jester - Kuruma (Non armored)
Sultan (Benny's Mod) - Zentorno - Adder - Osiris - Turismo R - Vacca - Cheetah - Banshee 900R - T20 - Infernus - XF
Monroe - Coquette Classic - Mamba - Stinger GT - Stirling
Sabre Turbo - Dominator - Gauntlet - Vigero - Nightsade
Blista
Patriot
Schafter
Felon - Felon GT - Oracle - F620
Hakuchou - Double-T - 801 - Enduro

He'd like to save 10 cars from that list for any racing/free roaming purposes in the future. Which of them should be saved from selling.

Is there anyone on ps4 playing atm?

>>156817215
save the infernus, they're beautiful

>>156817178
Thanks

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>>156817215

>No Age progression
>no plastic surgery to change your age on the fly

shit sucks.

>>156817215
now that's what I call autism

>>156816517
Well, where are they?

>>156817435
You should see the latest co-op podcast and then you can see that Totalbiscuit turned into The Pain.

Does Kazreetsu have a mental illness? Why does he play with a female character when he's a male?

>>156817435
>First one isn't JC Biscuit
>Second one isn't Alex Biscuit.
6/10 best I can do.

>>156817903
neither of those things have anything to do with metal gear solid or big boss or snake

>>156817843
Do we all have a mental illness? Why do we continue to play this shitty game even though we hate it?

How many trucks will I need to drive if I'm selling 66 crates?

Asking for a friend.

>>156818454
It's not a shitty game

>>156818592
if you say so

>>156818667
I say so

>>156818321
Neither does Total Biscuit or Cancer Biscuit you donut.

>>156818719
well youre wrong

>>156818828
Prove it

What do I need to wear in order to wear overcoat blazers?

>>156818454
Because it's the only major title that's come out in the last ten years that wasn't abandoned by its devs within six months and is still getting bug fixes, anti-hacking fixes, and always-free dlc even 3 years after launch?

Look at shit like the division and no man's sky if you want to see how good this game really is.

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>>156819301
It makes me sad how true this is.

There aren't any grills in /gtag/

R-right?

>>156819443
no, you are safe here

WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO MAKE THE MUSKET AVAILABLE AGAIN

FFS IT'S BEEN 2 FUCKING YEARS

>>156819513
Nigga you missed it already.
It's always the 4th of July.

>>156814089
its an akuma on steroids. Slightly better acceleration with a bit worse cornering. Both loose in all races against the haku drag. Its in the trash right next to the akuma, the akuma is dead too.

The two upcoming sports bikes will knock it out of the park.

>>156819301
>No man's lie

>>156819943
>nu males sky

>>156819943
>>156820350
hilarious and original

Flibinjiber more like Flibinigger hahahahah

>>156820686
got em boys

>PS4 gtag
>only like 15 people online
>everybody in different lobbies

why

>>156820991
Because no one ever knows when anyone is on.

What's the best bussinesses to invest in, I have 4 million to blow

>>156820991
Because they're all in here calling everyone PCucks instead of actually playing.

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I've made a mate on the 360

We're doing races so we can unlock all the car mods

It's good having a mate

>>156821114
none of them

>making reskin DLC and fetchquest "business" where you put in more than you can earn in reasonable amount of time is not abandoning the game
>it's ok when everybody else is doing this
>c'mon its 2016

>>156821131
Anon, how can they be in the game playing if they're not actually playing?

>>156821204
What do I invest in

I'm always hearing PS4 players complain noones on and I spend like 10+ hours a day on this shitty game.

All you have to do is join me if you want to grind bikers

I'm always doing back-to-back grinding shit
I cant promise it'll be fun but I make money all day

>>156821381
Really they should just join the /gtag/ community and then join on people through there. Hunter and Dawke are in a session together right now for instance.

If everyone just picked one person to join on through there it'd fill up fast.

>>156821381
>All you have to do is join me

>1 year ago or so
>join you
>you instantly leave
>day after
>join you
>you instantly leave

>>156821537
I'm in the mansex emblem one on qt

its called gtag pc so.. are there two ps4 crews?

>>156821195
It'd be great if you got a pc or an xbone you fucking faggot so you could actually play with us

>>156821767

Might get an xbone at some point

Meanwhile if there's anyone on a 360 here, hit me up. GT: CloudedLight5

>>156821754
The actual PS4 communities tab. There's a /gtag/ community there and you can join sessions directly through it instead of jumping through the join crew option in game.

/r/ing an invite to the PC crew, "-Eliphias"

>>156821754
There's one pc crew, one ps4 crew and another one that's for everyone. I don't know why the last one is there.

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>>156821996
so does that communities invite event session thing work if the players are all in one session but the crews are different? are you just usng that instead on ps4 to meet up and the crew doesnt really matter now?

do you use the events system or just the now playing in communities?

>>156822076
Gotcha

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I keep seeing videos showing kids in gta but none of them link to a mod, what is going on?

>>156822247
That was fast, thanks.

>>156822214
You can just directly join on people through the join session button. It's faster than doing join crew and can switch you across targeting modes.

If they're set to online then they'll show up in the now playing tab.

The crew thing doesn't matter since you're joining someone through the community tab.

Are PC GTAG's doing anything in about ~2 hrs from now?

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>>156822386
you have to be i the community though...

>>156822837
and 90% of the ps4 crew is.

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>>156822837
Are you not?

>>156822886
well im in neither

>>156823045
aren't you banned or something?

>>156823045
Then no fucking shit you're always playing alone you moron.

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when the whole family gets together to watch anime

>>156823187
No I just moved to the other crew
also i made the original ps4 community but some nigger ran another parralel for memes after a month and everyone moved over becaus ememes

>>156823302
I'm not looking to play with anyone. They are asking to play with me

saw this on reddit. how accurate is it?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mX8wGG1Oy76nhv-tBZ-oPmKiynng8fMS87EMxmoyB0Y

>>156823516
People just want to play with other people, not just you. Don't feel special because you're a tripfag.

what's the /gtag/ PC discord?

>>156823334
>qt still mad he got cucked by adonis

top kek

if you buy a biker business can you solo the setup and resupply missions (say you are in a public but empty lobby)?

or does it require gang members?

>>156823687
I dont know what youre talking about
I'm already playing anyway and I m not gonna put my mic in or do anything special im just saying that poorfag can join my grind if he wants to

>>156821754
You're actually retarded. You joined the pc crew you fucking moron.

>>156824003
I was invited through ps4 like 3 days ago. idgaf
its not like i have any other crews on that account