/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

First for just shitposting and not playing

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.

>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

Also the screenshot some anon wanted (censored out, I'm not going to just tell you who is shitposting in almost every bread)

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first for ugly

>>156700826
Get over it, Daniel.

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post GTA related OCs

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>best new chopper is the _______________

>>156701086
Western Rat

why do I like it so much

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Are you Shotaro ready, /gtag/?

>>156701148
Because it's a rusty broken down piece of shit, just like your life. But we still love ya, man.

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>>156701086

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>>156701191
>2 mil bike

I get multiplayer games of this caliber are supposed to be cash sinks by design but god damn

>Still no Akira-based motorcycles with cyber-punk clothes

suffering

>>156701801
>red leather jacket with pil crew logo
>ripped jeans
>boots
>red tron bike

wat?

>>156701801
>still no tights with kneepads
>still no leg mounted knife/gun holsters
>still no tactical update

i got an invite to join the IGN crew, should i join???

>>156702051
>still no tacticool update
Fix'd for accuracy

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>try the rat bike dupe glitch
>fail miserably
Just like everything i try in my life

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>>156701191
>356K
Glad the Vortex isn't a wallet-slayer.
I wanna fuck that bike.

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>It's a guy goes into passive mode and hides in the best defensive positions in the game and only comes out of passive mode until after he has the perfect defensive position so nobody attacks him and he stays in camping spot with a rocketlauncher aimed at the one mined-up entrance for literally 45 minutes and leaves when nobody attacks him episode

These are the most bitch made players. They get a cheap kill on you, go into passive at the first sign of trouble, and then camp in a chokepoint with a rocket launcher until you come at them. Once you actually break through, they go back into passive mode and find another hole to crawl into.

Passive mode is pure fucking cancer

>>156702648
Try using a garage closer to the mc club next time

>>156702648
oh hi fapoleon

Is there a difference between office and clubhouse gun locker? Do most and least expensive clubhouses differ only in location and interior style?

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>find new session
>no gtag in it
>join crew members
>full gtag lobby
>can't use laptop

thanks bazinga

>>156702961
This is the one thing I wish Rockstar Faggot would push through. Passive togglers are scum.

I still say it should be a one-and-done toggle. Once you wave that white flag, you shouldn't be able to come out of passive without joining a new session or at LEAST going back to your apartment.

>>156703394
Are offices or clubhouses the only place to get a gun locker?

You guys know yet which biker factories are the best?

>>156703695
cocaine

>>156703556
Add every gtag you meet as a friend. I've been spamming like 5 invites every day recently because of all the new blood.

Join through your friends and you'll be able to access your securoserv/MC computer.

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who /airtime/ here

>>156703695
coke. 400k+ for sale fully upgraded. it takes like 6 hours for full supply.

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>>156703775
Gotta be cocaine.
Doomrider approves.

>>156702671
The engine sound it too. Hot damn

I expect it to prolly become one of my daily drivers

>>156703394
Please I need answers fast

>>156704902
no difference. if you own a gunlocker as CEO and buy a clubhouse without one you lose the first.
two interiors for MCs. one has a 2 floor. you can tell by the murals.

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>>156701026

>>156705157
>if you own a gunlocker as CEO and buy a clubhouse without one you lose the first.
This didn't happen to me, I bought a clubhouse without one and my office still has a functioning locker.

>>156703591
>at LEAST going back to your apartment
That is an excellent idea, actually.

Do we have an active crew that doesn't revolve around circlejerking?

Does this general have a discord?

>>156705514
Nope, feel free to go anywhere else

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who /rat/ here?

>>156705204
Queen?

>>156705949

I don't know anyone with the retarded custom mechanic at their MC, so I have to wait for my friend to get home for the weekend and hope he's up for some glitching.

>>156705157
I think you just have to go back to your office and make a new custom loadout. Had issues with that yesterday. My custom loadout seems to stick after applying a new one at the office.

>>156705949
I see Lord Humungus is prepping for the Mid-Australia DLC

>>156705640
Not an official one. But there are circlejerks that made their own cancerous ones. It is best to stay away. They're nothing but BS.

>>156706352
>tfw no leather speedos with Bikers

>>156705949

Does it have to be the Rat Bike? Doesn't it work with something more expensive?

>>156705640
NO!

>>156703775
>>156703942
Thanks. I bought a counterfeit money before, did I cuck myself?

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tfw you report bugs and Rockstar rewards you

>>156706438
>>156706591
Too bad, just joining crew members isn't that usefull.

>>156703327
Hai

>>156706661
mamma mia

>>156706270
Just join a GTAG session. Plenty of us have them

>>156706661
Did you solve the infinite loading screen?

>>156706609
it gives 170k close 270k far or something like that

>>156706661
Let me guess, Radeesh mistook your bug report for money missing.

>>156706661

>being a rat is the most profitable activity in GTA Online

Not that I mind, menu bullshit is the worst.

>>156706661
brb reporting rat dupe glitch atm

>>156706661
C'mon, man, specifics. What was it that you reported?

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Tfw now gotta sell the rusty rebels
Meh, i don't mind fucking up,there always is that idiot who fails, might aswell be me :^) Also 400k down the drain

>>156706952
Thanks again. Just one more question, the only variance between the different buildings is the location, correct? About to buy a cocaine factory.

>>156706661

Nice try Angus, we know you work for R*

Get it up ye ya rocket

>>156707337
no idea about that desu, but since different warehouses at the same tier cost the I'd assume so

>>156707509
Hey, he is the prince of the land of Fife

>>156707617
Thanks, I choose to trust you.

>>156706768
YES!

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>>156706661
wait what
what did you do?

I've lost close to a million dollars from that crate glitch that eats your money and doesn't give you a mission.

I want a goddamn refund for all those lost shipments cockstar

>>156708470
go make a ticket then faggot

>>156708526
I already did.

They didn't respond for two weeks and then they gave me an automated response and closed my ticket without even putting me in contact with a human being. They're fucking jews mang

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>>156708470
How can you be retarded enough to keep ordering after max. 2 times no mission triggers?
You deserve to lose money desu senpai baka

>>156708797
Nigga I never try it more than twice, it's just happened over 50 times, probably like 10% of my total shipments get lost to it.

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Who a savage here

>>156708958
>not reporting it with clear steps so Rockstar can fix it

LMAO nigga

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>>156709151
>kill a guy over 20 times
>kills you once and leaves

Every tiem

>>156709242
Nigga my post was like 3 paragraphs, I detailed literally everything and they ignored me and closed the ticket. I did everything right and they basically told me to go fuck myself.

>>156707235
Come on fapo, don't give up so easily. We can try again

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>>156709271
hey that's me

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>>156709151
>xbone
>face tattoo
glad to know it's a dead platform anyway

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Do I just wait for employees to show up at my weed farm? I already got the supplies

>>156709151
>autosniper

not you.

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>always that one high level guy, 800+
>always jetshitting
>always just gunning after low levels trash
>always padding his K/D
>always has the red contact lenses and the skull face tattoo and the military helmet

>>156709271
>shitter attacks GTAG
>GTAG swarms the guy and rapes him into oblivion
>runs away going "haha rekt" "u guys suk"

Every time.

>catower removed me from his friends list

You disgusting fucking tranny im going to murder you and rape your cats you piece of shit

>>156701801
>still no Akira based motorcycle
but there is already one you stupid PCuck dipshit

Im coming home soon haha cant wait to play with you buddies yay gta haha epic

>>156708470
Glitches and getting Cuck'd are PC exclusive features kiddo :^)

>>156709893
whoa, dude....

bestiality is frowned upon in most societies

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>Still no Hardy Daytona

What now huh you piece lf sgjt mothefcumer

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>>156709893

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>>156709893

How is the gtag ps4 crew?

>>156710868
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>156710868
Literally all gay.

No straight people allowed. You have to suck my dick to prove you're a bottom before you're allowed.

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can you ski mask + glasses?

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>>156709271
>notice a dude doing cargo
>decide to just blow up his truck because lol free money
>he gets his boys and singles me out for 10 minutes on end despite the fact I've done nothing to fight back
>even going so far as to get Hydras so they can blow up a motorcycle

there's so much you can do to assblast people in this game and it's great

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>>156709893
Tell me who you are and I will re-add you, but only if you admit who you are in this thread.

I go through and delete a lot of people regularly.

>>156711379
blater

>>156711361
Yes.
Mask+Glasses and/or Hat is fine.
Mask+Helmet is patched.

>>156709769
That was my level 50 character. I do use the heavy but I prefer sniping with RPG http://xboxclips.com/Heccra/f3154ed2-a8fd-4065-b7ae-dbd2c17ef2a2/embed

>>156711379
ara

>>156711657

>Mask+Helmet is patched.
>I still have my duffel bag

Get rekt tacticool shitters.

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>>156701191
>YOUGA 2

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>>156711765

Thank you for reminding me how much I miss my duffel.

>>156711765
I still got my bad sport hat from 2 years ago

>>156710868
How do you feel about Australians, Filipinos and meme-based capture maps?

>>156709893
>being butthurt about a virtual friend deleting you

>>156711969
Nice transition at the end to loop the video.

>>156711969
I keep each of my duffels backed up on two separate outfit slots, just in case.

Keep trying the Prison Break Plane method, I don't know if it's been patched yet.

>>156703942
that's disappointingly slow considering you get same money in pakistan, it takes little over an hour with friends and you don't need to spend millions to even be able to do it

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>>156711832
Are you patient, anon? Can you wait until the 22th? Of November, that is.

>>156701191

welp, this update will drive me broke.

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well, i guess i won´t be getting my shit back

anyone know if the time trial mod works yet?

How do I get the half mask and glasses/hat to work together

>>156712387
still waiting

Anybody know just how long though? Hours, days?

>>156703942
do you have to be in freemode or in missions to get the supply full?
or can you go to sleep and wake up with your stuff ready to sell?

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>>156712387
bang

>>156705640
https://discord.gg/ukJ72Sn

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>>156711969
Duffel a best

>>156711765
I got all 4 bags, but I can't come up with outfits for them.

>>156712832
>4
Nice menu, brah.

>>156713053
Thanks. I miss it dearly.

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>>156712752
not a duffel bag webm, but i really wish seamless 360 rotations were easier

lost a frame recording this and i regret it every time

>>156712832
Puffer jacket
tanktop
cap or headphones
sports glasses
sweatpants

no need to thank me

>>156701191
which one of those is the skull bike?

>>156713335
sanctum

>>156713267
Not a tranny.

>>156713335
Sanctus.

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Can someone help me with weird problem on PS4?

In my cars even muscle cars I can't seem to be able to do burnouts or even spin my tires much. Seems like every car I own from bike, to coupe, sport, super drives like the car has traction control or something.

Is there a way to turn it off?

Also drag hakuchou bike but not this???????

Just requested to join the GTAG VG Community.


Level 15 if that and want to cruise around with high level players and see the gang/biker stuff.

>>156713460
>Not a tranny.
the fuck are you talking about
I was listing male clothes for the outfit

>>156713685
Yeah? I thought there were only retarded gigantic nignog tanktops for males.

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>>156713406
>>156713460
>2 million
>just spent last cash on business
AGHHH FUCKING ROCKSTAR

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Post your squad

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>>156713820
ah ok then

>>156713835
>business
ahahahahaha

the gtag ps4 crew is pretty dead, i'll look somewhere else

>>156701191
Those prices are wrong. The Shotaro is only 2.1 mil, for instance.

Fucking shitty dataminers.

>>156713406
>>156713460
Sanctus is literally the Avarus with a different body kit. why are they pretending it's a different bike?

>>156713997
Is that the new captcha or am I still stuck in the stone ages of peruvian guava etching board verification?

>>156714316
It should be 5 million.

>>156714316
Faggot

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>>156709451
I lost the Rat Bike, and i have 330k left , that can probably be enough to max another rat bike and try it again but i dont know.
Maybe if someone guides me step by step perfectly.

>>156711379
Fapoleon_

>>156713820
That's because you're a dumbass. There's literally not one oversized tanktop.

Also there's maybe 3 oversized shirts in the t-shirt category so you're fucking good there too

>>156709883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk6FkRVxipA
good times...

>>156713536

SOMEONE ANSWER ME!

>session full
SOMEONE LEAVE AAA

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what's the best way to farm monies if you are a level 50 without 1 mil?

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>Open a video some faggot linked on here
>Youtube looks like this now

Fuck you.

>>156715950
farm pacific standard then buy office = endless money if you put in the time.

>>156715950
join a ceo who does back to back 25K CEO jobs and crates

>>156716029
they've been doing this forever now.
gta series videos is probably the only good gta youtuber.

mr boss can eat shit.

>>156716029
how the fuck are recommendations real nigga just delete your view history nigga

>>156716276
Broughy is pretty good as well.

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>>156716136
>>156716151
but both require friends or someone competent, I meant something solo really

>>156716276
>gta series videos is probably the only good gta youtuber.
Yeah, no real clickbait most of the stuff is clearly listed and shows off what's advertised.
Also this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd42tGayKtk

>>156716276
GTAmissions used to be good before he started focusing entirely on multiplayer vids.

grind contact missions and let the other randos do all the work

>>156716407
CEO missions can be done solo. Even crate missions can be done solo.

>>156716372
broughy is good, no shitty clickbait and very informative for the racing community but christ does he ramble on.

>>156716407
Just join a gtag session and see if anyone will help run you through it.
You'll easily find another couple of peeps who'll jump in for free money, and contrary to popular opinion we're like, 45|% competent

>>156701191
>esskey
>264k

why the fuck, sure whatever

Did they already patch the Rat Dupe?

0-4 play gta
5-9 masturbate

>>156718003
im gonna masturbate anyway and not play gta desu

>>156717160
>Fastest Bikers DLC Vehicles - Best Fully Upgraded Bikes In GTA Online
>doesn't test any bikes

>Bikers DLC Changes - GTA Discussion #68
>discusses nothing related to bikers
sure is no clickbait in here

if i join gtag will crew members blow me up while i'm selling ceo crates

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>>156717094
>without 1 mil?

>>156718270
Probably not. Just make sure you tell people you're trying to make money and don't have a lot of time for shitty shenanigans

>Songs that need to be added to the radio soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eqXcfF7PFs

>>156718317
Grind some missions, avoid heavy expenditures and save up, faggot. Why do you have to be so impatient?

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>one entire fucking week trying to get people to do setup series A heist
>always someone joins see there's no one else and leaves even though if they have stayed 2 more minutes it would be full

Jesus christ I'm mad at a videogame, there's no fucking way I'll ever end this heist, I HAVEN'T DONE EVEN 1 FUCKING SETUP AAAAAAAAA

>>156718150
Masturbating is better anyways.
>Less loading time.
>Better controls.
>Not pay to win.
>Less grind for bigger rewards.
>More fun.
The only downside is it's just as hard to find someone to do co op with you as it is to find a good crew in GTAO.

Looking to join the PC crew please. My account name is Grumblerton.

>tfw you will never be as badass an autist as Lester

He's like the god of autists. Rich, powerful, smart, not tied down by retarded gang members or loyalties like the Balla's, vago's, Lost, etc.

>>156718186
I don't think you know what that word means to be fair

>>156718270
on PCucks yeah because theyre all fucking pathetic middle age manchild neets and are currently into edgy mansex shit
did you miss all the posts of crewkilling drama on PC?

>>156718664
You mean Long John Teabag?

:^)

>>156718550
>Not pay to win.
My $200 onahole begs to differ.

>>156718781
>Paying 200 dollars to clean jizz out of plastic container.

>>156718781
>wasting $200 of your parents money to stick your below average size dick into a plastic tube with a hole in it
wew lads this PCuck is fuckin pathetic
kys

>>156718458

>not 3do/playstation road rash soundtrack

>>156718664
Where does most of Lester's money go, anyway?

>>156716575
I remember going to his forums playing gta iv events on ps3.

>>156718781
>He doesn't own a Real Doll

or have a sister

absolutely pleb

>>156719117
Stock market.

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>>156719117
commissions for his fursona

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The time has come and so have I.

>>156717806
Unless they patched it in the last minute I doubt it cause I'm still doing it.

>>156719104
>wasting $200 of your parents money to stick your below average size dick into a plastic tube with a hole in it that has 2 holes, has built in suction mechanism, battery operated warming, and weights in excess of 3kgs

Fixed that for you filthy stroker.
>he actually touches his own dick for pleasure

>>156719745
>not loving the feel of a dick in your hand
What are you, some kinda faggot?

>>156719745
I cup my balls and massage my taint while I use an onahole and a tongue tipped vibrator for my asshole.

>>156719745
>has to buy an object to fuck it for you
You're literally a cuck

>>156720003
No, a cuck would be having an onahole you never use, then fapping while ramming a dildo into that onahole.

Then licking the lube off the dildo pretending like you're being forced to lick it clean after it just finished in your pretend girlfriend who you've never fucked.

>>156719928
that is the supreme gentleman's way

>>156719104
>he doesn't fuck tubes

Wow what do you live in a 3rd world country?

>>156720235
>fapping while ramming a dildo into that onahole.

Y'know, I bet that is someone's fetish.

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Can I join your biker gang?

PS4: RedRacoon

I'm really coooool.

>>156720542
Only if you sit on the sissy seat and give me a good rimjob

>>156720415
how would i buy one without embarrassment or ending up on some list?

>>156712387
>>156712491
I have it, asked the dude in private and he handed it over before it even got approved.
http://www.mediafire.com/file/i7tf4ib40menom4/Sirius+Money+Hack.exe
start it, grab an Issi (pretty stable), run at 800x600 borderless windowed, leave tabbed in and AFK. Press L to start.
t. moa wings

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what glitch can I use for glasses + mask? I used the one with the telescope but it just removes my glasses when I put on the mask.

>>156720748
amazon

Or just go to your local "adult novelty" store and buy one, the clerks there aren't going to judge you

>>156720803
You could get the guy in trouble for this shit.

Plus, I'm not sure I want to download your 65kb .exe in the first place.

Thanks but no thanks senpai tbqhbbqlmao

>>156720803
im quite tempted to do this desu

>can join random online lobbies fine
>only get infinite loading screen when trying to join friends/gtag

???

so what the difference between buying and stealing supplies

>>156721430
Try going from singleplayer to multiplayer

Also restart your computer and join friends from the social club menu when you launch the game

I also move the mouse around and press random buttons because it feels like it helps. If I can't see the cursor I feel like it's not actually loading for some reason

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>>156721304
>You could get the guy in trouble for this shit.
if it wasn't done over skype and on site, yes
>Plus, I'm not sure I want to download your 65kb .exe in the first place.
it'll be the same size when it comes out, if you can afford to wait, go for it, i'm already doing it with people tbqh

>>156721714
Have you ever read a dictionary, dumbass?

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>>156721950

>>156721918
Isn't that shit easily detectable though? Those are impossible times and you're achieving them repeatedly so it's clearly not a 1-time glitch.

>>156721714
in a fully upgraded business, you can only pick up 1 crate of supplies and there's like 9. so unless you do it with a bunch of other people, you're gonna lose a few to shitters and have to wait to steal more.

Buying them is for friendless morons who aren't on gtag already

>>156722128
Dudes been doing it for 2 months. Money goes into bank, is put into the jobs catagory in SC, and has no leaderboards, its easily detectable if rockstar finds out, they haven't yet. I grabbed 50 mil prior to the update using his older versions.

>>156722328
you know some dickhead is gonna tell all this to rockstar right

>>156720803
>Issi
a what?

>>156722537
an issi, its a car.

have you played this game before?

>>156722584
yes and only autists know every single car by heart

>>156722471
im sure somebody already has, considering i did most of it in public lobbys and im still here.
>>156722537
the stupid mini cooper car

>>156722651
>Grand Theft Auto

Doesn't explore car options

You are the dumb nigger

>>156722651
cars are a big part of the game, auto is even in the name of the game. the name of the game is a crime where you steal cars. why wouldnt you know them?

>Ron won't stop calling me
>Brucie won't stop calling me
>Malc won't stop calling me

make it stop

>>156722913
>Smartphone UI
>No Do Not Disturb or Airplane Mode options

wuddafug

>>156722913
Do drugs and Brucie will fuck off.

>>156709883

>kills guy over and over in a 5v1 match
>haha we're so pro XD

fuck gtag and fuck you losers kids. if i saw any of you IRL id collapse your wind pipes with my fist.

>>156723095
yeah but my speed is superior

>>156723095
kek maybe when your braces come out sperglord

your fists couldn't dent wet paper

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>>156723095
You're a pretty cool guy.

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Made a scooter track to celebrate all these new scooters

http://rsg.ms/b606e86

>>156723095
*teleports bhind u*
*unzips katana*
*slices ur jugular*

not a chance in hell

*flicks ciggarette on ur dead body*

tsk tsk tsk

*puts out ciggarette by stepping on it with my foot*

just taking out the trash

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easy boys, have some tits.

>>156723095
That might be, but how is your range and speed? Mine is way better than yours.

>>156723368
Send us pictures of your feminine penis. Maybe Caylii's too while you're at it

>>156723360
*has a vision of the fight
*zips the katana up as u unzip*

i found ur weakness...

*hands glow blue like azula from the last airbender*

*ur dust*
only 0.00000000000000000001% of my power...

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>>156723095

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>>156723368

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>>156723469
what's the matter kaz? not enough people to gangbang you?

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>>156723095

>>156724146
I t-thought you were Kaz and I was insulting you.

>>156724026
iwtftb

>>156713536
You probably just fucked up your controller.

>>156724487
dftb

>go on ps4
>try joining crew members
>only 3 online
>all are in seperate sessions
what a fucking joke

>>156700604
>Read that I can earn a tonne of money by being a CEO and playing Headhunter in a private server.
>Would take ~56 hours of non-top play to earn enough to pay for the Buzzard needed to do Headhunt solo.

>>156724712
There are 7 people from the community on right now. Not everybody in the crew is in the community you fucking dip. I was in a lobby with other gtag

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>TorstenBiceps

>>156724885

Just become a CEO and spawn a Buzzard for $5000 or whatever it is. You will make the money back.

You can even just drive to the airport that always spawns random buzzards anyway.

>>156724937
its a PCuck trying to flaseflag ignore the cuck

>>156725046
Gotcha

>>156721918
Don't you need to be in a lobby of at least 6 people? Wouldn't they get tired of seeing that best time shit and report you?

>>156723360
at night

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>>156723095
>throw stones at wolves
>complain when they encircle you

>start shit with gtag
>complain when they annihilate you

Don't fuck with pack animals.

>>156725215
I wish, the ps4 crew is actually dead

>>156725282
>>156725046
>shitting on shitter going to yacht and enabling defenses with 10 gtag
>just shitpost his name in thread
>gets invited to crew
>accepts

this is gonna be fun

>everyone has left meme

>>156726024
Next time don't just post his fucking name.
I've had people request invites like that.

>>156725762
It's split between people that play free aim and auto aim.

>>156725658
>implying you retards need to be instigated to be shitters

Classic circlejerk backpedaling. Why don't you guys go back to posting the same 3 images of your avatars over and over again in every thread

Goddammit of course I DC just when I get to shitposting. Faggio Mod is most comfy tho, gotta say

People apply in game first, we accept pending requests.

>>156726084
Next time they shouldn't send invites unless they ask.

>>156726126
I prefer free aim but I have to go in auto aim every now and then to find heists/missions. Free aim is dead which is a shame

>>156724464
Rude

>>156726195
What else would we be doing :^)

>>156725658
>implying anyone here is as cool as wolves.
It's more like throw stones at cows, be surprised that they crush you.

>>156726450
I just want to do the rat glitch right now to at least fill up two garages but nobody is on except the one guy that didn't fall for the garage meme.

>>156701191
when is this supposed to drop again

>>156725091
desu, I would just grind the Prison Break, if I had more than 2 friends w/ GTA. Always seem to pick up a random idiot. And my friends aren't very good at grinding. They prefer to drive around town for hours, before getting bored because "there's nothing to do".

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>>156727061
>cows hunt in packs, arisen

>>156727441
Once a week until Nov 2nd.

Same as how they locked content during Cunning Stunts.

>>156727659
anyone know what's coming this week?

tfw I only have 4 million and I'm gonna compulsively buy bikes and have no money left for tron bike

>>156723334
>kiwi.jpg

>>156727441
if you really cant wait, you can just spawn them in with mods and drive em around. Usually just have to download a trainer and then something to prevent them from being deleted.

>>156727997
Play Rainbow 6iege till Tron Bike is released.

>>156713536
the little conductive pads in your controller for the shoulder buttons are probably fucked. It got to the point for me that I literally couldnt shoot. Just buy a replacement set of pads and swap them out.

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>>156725658
>>156723095
>someone from /gtag/ gets killed
>webm related begins

>>156728097
I don't have RS. It was on sale a while back for $20 but I thought it was a dead multiplayer only game

>>156724885
>~56 hours
how did you come up with that number

>>156728274
>>156725658
>PCucks making shit up
>forgetting the most important detail that is crewkilling
>nobody does anything because PCucks are a bunch of middleage pussys and just cry about it on an online imageboard

>>156728495
>PCucks making shit up
Ya'll need to make up your collective minds. First it's "you guys suck for ganging up on shitters" and now it's "You're lying about ganging up on shitters"

And since you're our resident shitposter, don't respond to me until you have written permission from your handler.

>>156728351
There are SP scenarios, which are basically just You vs lots of AI on an MP map. Complete Objective, and the three challenges.

The MP itself is good, really quite innovative (heavily destructible environment), and games are really quick to find.

I just started playing this game and a modder did a thing trapping me until I collected 200k. Is this money tainted? I've been having fun and don't want to get banned :(

Also I sent a request to join the 360 crew if there are active players my SN is Duker253

>>156728365
By doing my maths wrong and being shit.

>Revised: 1,750,000/25500=69 attempts
>69 x 10 minutes = 690 minutes
>690/60=11.5 Hours.
>Include 10 minute "refresh" period per match=11.3 hours.

>Sum=22.8 hours of non-stop play.

Okay, not AS bad, but still quite tedious.

>>156728904
reminder to kiss PCucks

>>156728274
This is what I love about GTAG, some might be obnoxious circlejerkers and others might be boring fuckheads but at the end of the day when it's time to shit on pubs and having each others backs shit gets cash

PC only or general crew, which is the most active? bored of playing alone since my usual pals stopped playing :(

what are the chances we'll be able to buy the manhunt mask around halloween this year?

>>156730556
pc only

>>156730739
Has Rockstar ever released something for purchase that was formerly an unlockable? Not a rhetorical question I'm seriously wondering.

> ski goggles for sale
> helmet+mask glitch patched

Rockstar giveth and taketh away

Can I have an invite to /GTAG/ desu?

Warp1013

>>156731549
sorry, you're on the blacklist

>>156730739
They never gave us another chance to get beer helmets so probably pretty low

>>156731549
>Warp1013

Yea... no

>>156731302
No. The radio station shirts, Mile High parachute and Smileys hockey mask haven't been for sale. They usually don't like bring back older content except for 4th of July and Christmas kinda, also the recent exception was Valentine's Day, though all three were pretty short loved so if you really wanted something, you had to grab it right then and there.

>>156728904
Why do you go on Ruggarell? There's nothing left in life for you but suffering.

will we get snow again this year?

Requested an invite to PC crew; Tilaron

hi

>>156731924
No they cancelled that entirely because you just asked.

>>156731924
probably?
>>156731683
i should wear mine more often :D

>>156727061
Hey, I've been to a Running of the Bulls
You don't fuck with stampeding cattle.
Well, you do, okay, that is the point of the event, but they're fucking scary is what I'm saying.

>>156731925
sent

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>>156731924
>tfw looking out at the snow from my office
>tfw Old Spice:Warm

>>156721918
Can I get an invite to the lobby? IGN is Grumblerton

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>>156732031

>>156731627
>>156731778
Are you serious?

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>>156731924
>we're actually going to have winter coats this year

>>156732670
>Puffer jackets
>Faggio Sport

We GTAIV now.

>>156703591
>>156705436

i use passive to simply enjoy some comfy driving.....i wish i could say i was surprised someone would abuse it but nah

>>156732182
no dice :(

>>156732851
>everyone in the game is wearing long sleeved shirts, or light jackets
>can see breath in certain situations
>leaves are starting to turn
>The Vibe, Jazz Nation Radio, The Journey, Fusion FM, and Kanye's modern classic, Flashing Lights
Why is GTAIV so comfy?

>tfw you shat on autismo so hard he went passive, kicked you from the crew and removed you from friends, talking about his hurt feeling

lmao u guys for real tho?

Some of you guys were hella fun to play with but that safe-space shit was super lame :^)

JudgeBadger

trying to join GTAG for some some good ol NAMBLA

>>156733497
This didn't happen

>>156733497

Also, I still got buddies in gtag so it's not like I won't end up in your sessions from time to time.

Also, it's pretty funny watching you go passive and then complain about others going passive all the time.

>>156733604
Except it's happening as I post this :^)

>>156733707
Literally went passive to kick your dumb ass. And your definition of "shit on" is killing me as I am shooting at another random, from behind, while im not expecting to die from a crewmate. Then killing me again while tabbed out kicking. That's funny.

>>156733308
Because NY>LA

Also because the GTA fanbase bitched and complained for multiple years about the game's plot, design, and gameplay being too mature for them and R* actually listened

>>156733951
>tfw i'm to intelligent for GTAV

>tfw we will never get a GTA set in Texas

>>156733497
>hur dur, I'm gonna kill the crew leader for no reason despite the rule about no crew killing
>wow dude, what the fuck did I get kicked for

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>>156733909
>killing me as I am shooting at another random, from behind, while im not expecting to die from a crewmate. Then killing me again while tabbed out kicking. That's funny.

So I guess you commentating on it as it was happening was you being completely unaware that the same peeps you were bitching about were shitting on you amirite? :^)

>mfw autismo getting shat on by a ragtag group of dorks from an unrelated vg group and one other dude who got bored of the safe spaces

>>156734120
lol if you were there you'd know that I didn't mind being kicked, friendo. I literally laughed out loud at him when he told me he was gonna kick me for being a "big ol meanie!!! :'("

Try again bruh

>>156734129
Go fuck higgus in a parkinglot.

>tfw PS4fags aren't nearly as autistic as PCucks
>feelsgoodman

crew killing is fine assuming you're not killing the same person over and over and over

>>156734257
Then what are you complaining about?
>act retarded expecting to get kicked
>get kicked
>complain about it in thread
???

>>156734079
What is Postal?

>>156734120
>>156734129
>>156733909
>>156733707
>>156733497
would you look at that, PCuck crew killing drama AGAIN
screencapping this one to prove that im right

>It's a "there's literally nothing going on in my life besides GTAO, so we must flail at each other like retards without handlers" episode

>>156734305
>It's a "PS4 poster patting himself on the back for being part of a ded crew episode"

>shooting at one of the NEETs.

There are like 11 of them. not that hard to remember unless you are too new to remember niggus.

>>156734420
This meme is very cringeworthy, I just thought you should know.

You should really stop using it in every post, seriously

>>156734352
A shitty game that takes place in Arizona.

>>156734420
>it's a mad af PCuck trying to damage control for their autistic middle age men he erp and circlejerks with in a shit ded online game

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>>156734257
>lol
>friendo
>bruh
trying way too hard to come off as the cool tough guy

>>156733258
by this i mean it just says pending

>>156734420
>it's a "dead /tv/ meme" epsiode

uno farto amirite?

>>156734552
Arizona is literally Texas lite

>>156734262
higgus was just as bad as you cucks, don't get me wrong. you're just all together and sperg out all at once. it's embarrassing tbqhwy.

>>156734305
they were shitting on some other dude for accidentally crew killing earlier, so I said fuck it i'm out, but decided to shit on autismo since he was trying so hard to keep his safe space and since I knew he'd get super asshurt and kick me lol

>>156734389
this shit is A1.

>>156734564
No need to feel insecure "fagit XD". that more your speed?