/srg/ - Speedrunning General

which is the true thread???

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>>156638685
this one

thred is ded

why the heck was the other thread deleted

delete this shit too

based FUCKING glenn take this one out too

what is the anyonym of grinding, aka something akin to being able to complete a good run with surgical precision in execution and superior heuristic abilities?

A 404 in the URL of EVERY stream monster GENERAL

>>156649607
lmao!

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our boy in happier times

>>156649782
uh he doesn't look that happy

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>>156649782
>our boy
>litterally cant handle the bantz and stays away from here
lol?

>>156649607
I uttered the original saying of this epic meme on my stream and I regret it because it makes me cringe every time I see one of you faggots spout it here

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>>156649782
>our boy
>got obliterated by run anxiety and The Romhack Stigma
lol?

>>156650025
what do you mean by "you faggots"?

>>156650025
I invented it. A bullet in the head of every tranny freak.

>>156650063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VR3Hk2EOFI

>>156650063
Except you didn't. Also, shut the fuck up.

Here's a namedrop you definitely weren't expecting!
werey

I invented "A bullet in the head of every tranny freak". It was me who first said it in the speedrunning general. Me.

Here's a namedrop you definitely weren't expecting!
narcissa

>>156650235
>>156650401
why did you spoiler?

no I'm memeacus

>>156650348
You were the first fag to utter something said by someone else in this general full of un-educated stream monsters. Well done.

>>156650618
You can stop posting this stale, unfunny shit anytime now, newfriend.

the cure for tranny freaks is 22ccs of lead injected directly into the brain

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KOSMIC KLOWNS ON ABSOLUTE SUICIDE WATCH

LMFAO

>>156650973
TRIED TO TELL YA

https://twitter.com/cyghfer/status/783854898995687424

why does he think his thanks means anything

>>156651091
muh oldboi cred

>>156650973
>simian shitters think it's anything but a temp wr
lmao

>>156651257
what is a simian shitter?

>>156649782
why is there a beer behind the family photos

>>156651091
he sounds like a condescending faggot

>>156651091
>me from 5 years ago would have been speechless that this happened
What did he mean by this?

if I stream should I stream speedruns or not speedruns

>>156651352
a grind monkey who never gets even close to wr despite endless grinding

see biinny

>>156651091
when is he just going to disappear and stop pretending he is or ever was relevant

>>156651512
he is just trying to recruit people for his spiritual journey retreats that charge hundreds of dollars a day for nothing. he probably get's a kickback.

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>>156650973
GOAT
O
A
T

>>156650973
>21K attempts
LMAO

I bet God Gamer Kosmic doesn't even have a third of as many attempts as this Grind Monkey.

>>156650973
>31183 attempts
>not a grindmonkey

lol? even if his average run lasted 1 minute that's still over 350 hours of playing the same game over and over again just to improve the wr less than a second...

>>156653343
350hrs on one speedgame is not that much

>>156653343
if you can get wr in under 1000 hours of play that game is a joke

how long until the agdq game list is out

>>156653485
That's not even a 5 minute speedrun though.

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>literally every speedrunner ever says the community is comforting and welcoming
>*looks at /srg/*

>>156655049
why would you EVER come to /srg/ if you want actual speedrunning talk lmao

>>156655049
>hmm, where should I find the speedrunning community?
>I know, 4chan!

no one here speedruns, this place is completely irrelevant

>>156655049
>srg is representitive of the whole community

are you guys ready for the salt and sub tweeting?

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You guys are still doing this shit? After all these years? All the good speedgames have been figured out.

>>156653180
>consistently btfo by KING DARBIAN
>no wr in a meaningful speedgame
>god gamer

lol. ur nuthugging is on point

>>156655775
>>156655961
what do you mean by "you guys"?

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>>156656117
Oh. I forgot. I meant you trannies.

12 hours ago
>kosmic is god gamer, darbian is shit
now
>darbian is god gamer, kosmic is shit
nah, but ur probably right, maybe theyre all shit

>responding to a bot
get out ya dumbass

>>156656398
literally everyone who doesn't get a world record in his first 10 tries is a grind monkey

hey slayer more like let's player haha

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>>156655775
haha h*ck yeah I am!!

>>156656619
change that Strong White Man for a tranny though

>>156656684
he's an ftm asian. check your privilege.

i HATE serg

>>156656619
A hit in the speedrun community since the AGDQ 2014 bonus stream, Yoshi's Story rises to its maximum potential in this modified 100% run. Simply getting Yoshi to not slow down is extremely technical and crams the run with insightful and entertaining commentary. Combine that with furious button mashing, physics exploits, and clever routing, and you have lots of potential for suspense and laughs through the run. This run has never yet been featured in a GDQ marathon.

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>>156658417
>dan lying just cause he has yet to do it himself instead of our boi

>>156658815
>>156658417
>when u wil never be king twink plum

just fucken kill me

## IMPORTANT SPEEDNEWS##

http://pastebin.com/7iPYRnmN

>>156659649
>herpie
>important
el oh el

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>>156659649

>>156659649
>give me money for everything so i don't have to get a real job

so he's a literal hippie?

>>156659649
hippie is unironically fucking stupid

>>156660760
I relate to this on an existential level

>>156661820
Report him/her to TWITTER for death threats

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>>156651091
>>156651224
>>156651493
>>156651769
what did he do to deserve this bullying

>>156662052
above it all

https://oddshot.tv/shot/trihex/Uzr6tHBn6tFL8rvC7bBKYUAh

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>>156663415
>g0b1n
>"gentle push"
>the whole FFT debacle

>>156663603
>disparaging Our Boi Go1den

Get out, nub

um...should i stream?

Yo fuckers

Watch Trihex right now

He's talking about streaming and marathons and it's super interesting

>>156663834
Yes. I don't want to go to bed yet.

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>>156663818
>defending him
collective/rks drone OUT

>>156663852
wait pls elvencloud's beating final 6

>>156663913
You sound like a nig

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>>156663415
>gets exposed
>suddenly thinks GDQs don't care about the content creators

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>>156664317
do i LOOK like a "nig" to you?

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>>156664658
>>156664662
AYYYYYYYY

>>156664658
>>156664662
good fuck mario maker

>>156664658
i thought we had laws that made it illegal to own niggas

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>>156664658
>>156664662
This kills the nig

>mystery game tournament
>blind races
lol
just lol

>>156664658
>>156664662
even sumichu knows when to draw the line

where is the schedule for agdq? the one on their homepage is all fucked up. it lists final fantasy twice with two different runners.

>>156667081
well at least people can learn when to mute

>>156665948
I'm glad this year she wasn't busy and was able to go through submissions! Her output is an important part for the organization of a fun GDQ as a key member of the staff.

>>156667469
word!!

>>156667081
she'd be hot if she weren't a fucking cow

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK

>WinWaker was actually removed as a global twitch emote

lmfao how fitting

the only thing cosmo was ever known for is now gone and now all he has left is living out a meaningless existence as some disgusting tranny until mental illness finally catches up to him and he kills himself at 39

>>156659649
>http://pastebin.com/7iPYRnmN
>$1/W, and I had a 700w in there before. So ~$70

nice math

a TACO on the PLATE of EVERY amazing serg FRIEND

stay posi

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What happened to siglemic's twitter?

>>156669660
he wrapped it up like he does with his diapers

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when is he coming back, bros?

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>>156670417
>nuthugging goose

>>156671061
you could do worse

>>156670417
he's too busy on r/SamandTolki

https://twitter.com/PvtCinnamonbun/status/783093525772722177
What are you submitting?

>>156672246
blues literally has andrewg's cock in and around his ass and mouth

he's pure faggot and knows jack shit about speedrunning. he's literal reddit tier.

fuck you for bringing him up

Y I hear u axe?! Damn nigga it be cos cran say'd so.

>>156672246
this guy is an absolute fag who cannot speedrun

>>156673525
TRUTH

>>156671993
why can't this retard fuck off

cancel the fucking spookathon

>>156674296
at least he actually speedruns

>>156674358
when's the last time he seriously ran system shock

>>156674514
he was literally doing it a couple days ago........

Anyone who supports AGDQ is a jew

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Please just kill this mongoloid degenerate hobby once and for all. You all know goose was right, and that was years ago.

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>>156675481
But I LIKE this mongoloid degenerate hobby!


>goose was right

bitch please

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>>156675591
I mean he was right that one time and with that one sentence.

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>>156675796

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Alright, who let the tranny back in?

can we get a list of second rate none wr holders in agdq

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You too, Get the fuck out

>>156676467
linkus

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slayer stream

>>156676458
>>156676537

is this the the transsexual privilege?

>>156676537
lmao

agdq is a JOKE

>>156676762
The Tranny Nutter Stigma

what's your favorite stigma?

>>156676467
A list of actual speedrunners would be shorter

>>156677849
The Medievil Stigma

>>156678013
1. Zoast
2. Darbian

That's it.

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tfw it happened again
never gets old

trihex? more like cryhex after agdq laid the smackdown on his ass

>>156678698
when fortified zone makes it in before your memegame

>>156678698
you gotta commend the dude for trying time and time again

I think he's gonna get accepted yet

kosmic? more like shitmic after darbian laid the smackdown on his ass

darbian's 8-4 is 3 FRAMES slower than kosmic's current pb and 1 frame slower than ksomic's old pb
darbian more like simian
prepare for exposure within a week

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>>156679448

>>156679448
who cares when he never got there on pace even with the old strats lmao

>>156678698
Who is in charge of this? That fat bitch edobean? uyama? who?

This run NEEDS to be in a GDQ if GDQ is EVER going to be taken seriously again!

>>156676537
WITHHELDE IS BACK? awwww shit, its real nigga

No stepmania, no Mario Maker, no Yoshi island or story.

Man, this sucks

>>156650618
>>156650803
>>156652081
>>156658841
>>156659121
>>156661256
>>156661760
why did you delete?

>>156680791
>stepmania
>mario maker

this faggotry isn't even a speedgame

jesus chrsit

>>156680791
how did they reject Money Maker? that has me surprised

Kosmic is going to expose Simian in a matter of days.

more like monkey maker

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tfw you just can't anymore

>>156683214
you and me baby!

#love

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>obnoxious loud alerts on stream
>half an hour slower than WR
>12 year old meme song plays on every gold split
>deleted all his golds so it happens every split
>facecam
>Fromdrone
2500 viewers. Does speedrunning have the most retarded viewers on the internet?

>>156683757
>Does speedrunning have the most retarded viewers on the internet?
no that's just twitch in general desu senpai

>>156683757
why dont you call him and let him know how you feel

It's a fair cop. I admit it lads. I am we.

>>156683938
my man

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>>156683773

>>156683938
who is I?

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we did it y'all

>>156682729
the grind monkey pairing needs to be updated.
grind monkeys: furiouspaul, joedamillio
truly skilled: twocat

>thread turns into /v/ tier stream monster shitposting about sellout meme runners
pls hiro just delete this shithole, not a single person ITT speedruns

Official list of ~*our bois*~ that made it into AGDQ:
>Jackafur
>soothingplumtea
>coolkid
>dxtr
>PvtCb
>TonyOgbot
>UnusualCook
>peaches_
>CuteFluffyBunny
>romscout
>authorblues
>M1_Account
>iongravirei

>>156685283
how come nearly every 1 of those names don't do nothin until a gdq rolls around then theyre suddenly alive again

>>156685283
fw didn't make the list

>>156684843
us

>>156684808
This is a bad meme

>>156685353
really makes me think

>>156685353
This. The ones who are actually passionate about speedrunning are always running, yet these names just want their Reddit lets play run of fame, while providing a sloppy showcase. They are not speedrunners and most of them are second rate, not even the best at their game.

kosmic? more like NOsmic after darbian left him with NO world records

>>156686164
>who are actually passionate about speedrunning are always running
You mean the ones who grind a game for 8 hours a day with obsolete strats and disregard for what the community had found? Speedrunning isn't growing because stream monsters are convinced the right way to do it is to be the biggest grindmonkey.

Face it, this hobby is dead. Speed let's plays are the new hot thing.

>>156687937
if you play too much youre a grindmonkey
if you play too little youre a let's player
if you dont thank the community for contributions youre a stream monster
if you thank the community for contributions youre a nuthugger
if you have no world record youre exposed
if you have a world record youre about to be exposed

remind me why youre relevant to speedrunning /serg/

>>156688354
aren't labels fun

>>156688354
>can get a better run with better focus
b-b-but you have to read chat anon!
>can be consistent with better strats with regular practice
b-b-but viewers don't like practice!
>can save time building muscle memory with research
b-b-but MUH viewers and streaming every day!
>can push the game further down by being up-to-date with the fastest strats
b-b-but MUH world records!!

And then we have people like you who claim grindmonkeying isn't a thing.

>>156688758
who is >me?

also, anons have literally called people who do all of these things grindmonkeys because its fun to call people names on an anonymous anime imageboard

*grinds*

>>156688879
What are you even trying to say? That morons tend to post on an anonymous speedrunning general? That doesn't prove being a grindmonkey isn't real.

>>156685353
i speedrun every day, tyvm

*whines*

*posts alt-right propaganda*

*sticks dick in srg*

>>156686164
you don't need more than a sloppy showcase, 98% of gdq viewers couldn't tell the difference between a great run and a mediocre run

But if imma b real wit u n shyt

Cran aint even did nuthin 2 yall niggas doe

>>156690742
what do you mean by "yall niggas"?

Do people get enjoyment out of speedrunning outside of setting records? I don't speedrun and don't watch much, but when I watch streams of various people, it becomes filled with anger whenever something doesn't go right.

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nogs ripping off NWC

It's a wonder a community so horrible can competently put together fundraiser marathon streams. I have noticed though that each year more and more drama slips in during the big events though.

>>156691615
Looks like we're in for more since Gamingwithed got a run in somehow.

>>156691598
is it weird I feel like seeing a blind race approved is way worse than something like stepmania or tetris
correct me if I'm wrong but the latter at least require some effort whereas the former can involve no effort?

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>>156691598
e x p o s e d

>>156691414
It's a process where you enjoy a game so much you want to play it until you burn out. It's satisfying in the beginning and throughout, but then you want to give it your best until you set a record with the best run you can get.

>>156691790
Grills not allowed, only trannies

>>156691937
why did you spoiler?

>>156691748
yeah blind races are fun to do but not fun at all to watch

Listen to this idiot start to bash GDQ

>They don't care about the content creators

https://www.twitch.tv
/trihex/v/93213074?t=409m00s

>>156692329
>a non speedrunner giving his opinion about a speedrunning event
Next you'll hear white people give their opinion on the Black Lives Matter movement.

The Content Creator Stigma

>>156692427
racist much?

>>156692329
holy shit

>"You think that I grind mario maker because it gets viewers and shit?"

listen to this fag make excuses for not having WR

>trix is young and has time. i have no time.

https://www.twitch.tv
/trihex/v/93213074?t=422m00s

The moment you've been waiting for

>really? declined?

https://www.twitch.tv
/trihex/v/93213074?t=438m20s

>>156692880
>F in chat bro, wtf

Is he full Chad now?

>>156692880
if gdq acceptance means life or death to you and you get rejected then I guess you kill yourself

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>speedrunning event

Trihex blames Golden Yoshi's failure on Nintendo:

https://www.twitch.tv
/trihex/v/93213074?t=476m30s

Can't even find the words

that's just sad man
like seeing eto'o struggling in the turkish league now when a few years ago he was one of the best in the world

UNDERTALE TRUE PACIFIST ENDING

H*CK YES

>>156693616
>Trihex blames Golden Yoshi's failure on Nintendo

>maybe they don't want to get in trouble with nintendo
yeah, because there definitely isnt a romhack in this time and romhacks in previous GDQs, and bootleg nintendo games as well

it's impossible to get anything through nighex's thick skull

>>156693308
probably wanted to reduce the grease level, they can't just kick the smash players out

>>156691743
wait so they guy who celebrates his anniversary or something with his mtf tranny friend on stream during his run isn't banned but bonesaw is?

FUCK
OFF
GAMESDONEQUICK

whoa whoa

just

WHERE

is the gari clique in the schedule??

>>156694490
sorry you have to keep being reminded of this but this isn't 2013

>>156687937
I mean people who actually speedrun and go for good times. Fuck off.

>>156694171
>caring about memesaw
back to /v/ with you

>>156695159
>defending tranny lovers
back to /lgbt/ with you

>>156694171
word!
i miss the based teh urn dance
\o\ lol /o/ lol \o\ lol /o/ lol
\o\ lol /o/ lol \o\ lol /o/ lol

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>yfw trihex's memehack got rejected

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>>156697205

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>>156697205
but he's such a good cook! :^)

>>156697527
idk man i think barry's got him beat
>"yummies".jpg

>miles doing another metroid run
Wow, I can't wait for kirbymastah to input his voice over another run...

>>156695248
why did you delete?

>>156698106
Pathetic cancer post that is essentially garbage.

>trihex declined for GDQ because he doesn't actually speedrun anything anymore
>he still doesn't get it
We can't all become Witwix Trihex. Sometimes you actually have to work to become a sellout.

>>156698548
he's purposely being obtuse about this right? there is actually no way that he doesn't understand why he got rejected.

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>>156698928
he has no touch with reality

Imagine being so autistic that you still stream on hitbox despite it being absolutely dead.

>>156692713
>>trix is young and has time. i have no time.
nigga, son, like how delusional can you get, like son, playing yoshi is your job unlike that nigga trix that does it in his free time, son

Trihex has literally every single day of his life to play as he streams for a job. How the fuck does this delusional nigger sleep at night spouting this bullshit?

There is nothing more pathetic than someone giving out excuses to why they don't have a record and why someone else does.

>>156700508
#HesWithHer

Notice how for every grind monkey, there is a truly skilled runner that will not only beat their grinded time in only a few attempts but also makes strides to route and improve the game.

Known Pairings:

Grind Monkey: Squid
Truly Skilled: Ion
Games: Billy, Ape Escape 2

Grind Monkey: ellonija
Truly Skilled: cyghfer
Game: Mega Man 2

Grind Monkey: Jodenstone
Truly Skilled: Marco
Game: OoT MST

Grind Monkeys: Torje, Narcismo
Truly Skilled: Skater
Game: OoT Any%

Grind Monkeys: Cheese, Puncayshun, Simply
Truly Skilled: Nero
Game: SM64

Grind Monkey: yashi
Truly Skilled: pykn
Game: Goemon

Grind Monkey: Xelna
Truly Skilled: Kryssstal
Game: A Link to the Past

Grind Monkey: Magmapeach
Truly Skilled: Nero
Game: Mega Man 9

Grind Monkey: Greanbean
Truly skilled: Becored
Game: Wario Land 4

Grind Monkey: Werster
Truly skilled: Exarion
Games: Pokemon Red, Gold, Crystal, Emerald

Grind Monkeys: FuriousPaul, JoeDamillio
Truly Skilled: twocat
Game: Super Castlevania 4

Grind Monkey: GrowthKasai
Truly Skilled: SlayerofBabies
Game: Turok

Grind Monkey: NoobKillerRoof
Truly Skilled: Brescaz
Game: Medievil II

Grind Monkey: oatsngoats
Truly Skilled: Zoast
Game: Super Metroid

Grind Monkey: darbian
Truly Skilled: kosmicd12
Game: Super Mario Bros.

Grind Monkey: Aquas
Truly Skilled: becored
Game: Gimmick

Add to this list if you know more pairings.

>>156700579
he's a bernout and was bitching about hillary in the middle of his rant about the accepted games

>>156700904
Grind Monkey: Kissmyafrocard
Truly Skilled: Mahlasarvi
Game: Castlevania

Anyone have the current hatelist? Been a while since I've looked through it and I'm curious to see new additions

>>156700774
why did you delete?

twitch is cancer

>>156703227
its been a while since one (march?)
only has gotten recent intrest from attn whores on twater

>>156703227
>neo-serg
>hatelist
lol

>>156704608
>inb4 naeg offering nasa

>>156704608
who

>>156704608
lol what a fag

remember when gdqs were fun?

remember when the crowd was like a bunch of friends? now they might as well say "Streamed in front of a live studio audience" because thats what it is. they are nothing more than a live laugh/applause track

>>156704608
reminder that these people think gdq acceptance is a life or death matter

>>156705167
How else are these "professional content creators" supposed to make a living if they can't use GDQs to gain popularity?

>>156704931
the inventor of let's play

>>156705167
gdqs can make streaming careers

How's this for irony?

Speedrunning built GDQs and Twitch, which got them big donations.

But to keep getting big sponsorships and big donations, GDQs now have to distance themselves from speedrunning autists.

Feels logical man.

>>156706812
>speedrunning built twitch
lol...

>>156706920
GDQs were the biggest events on Twitch before it got bought by amazon, familia

>>156706812
eSports built Twitch

>>156707301
esports built twitch after 2014.

but watching speedrunners on justin.tv and twitch made the product viable in the early days.

>>156707209
>>156707436
ya no lets players and fgc made twitch speedrunners didnt do jack squat

>>156707436
I still miss justin.tv
I agree but not 2014 more like 2011

You guys are my only friends and all of my life goals involve impressing you

>>156708421
what do you mean by "you guys"?

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fw considering signing up for spookathon

>>156708729
which month is the 18th month? Rocktober or Toyotathon?

>>156704608
did you edit these tweets?

zfg isn't running. this is seriously the worst game list, ever.

>>156708421
sad

>>156708421
pathetic monkey poster

>>156704608
>slowbeef
loving every laugh

How come Trihex hasn't tweeted about AGDQ? Is he still going to run Golden Yoshi's Island now?

WOBBLERS FRESH DRAMA

Jendenise @Jenownzz Oct 4 (witwix's gf that he abuses and doesnt rly like)
I've been very closed off and anxious for months and twitchcon really helped with that. Still trying to work through it.
just kind of sad I have people mad at me for not saying anything for months but they never bothered checking in either.

Sylamando (Business manager to Wobblers, witwix's friend)
@Jenownzz Probably because they were the only ones to ever check in and it got old

Jendenise
@Sylamando if it gets old to check in then fuck off.

Sylamando
@Jenownzz I already did, you just hadn't noticed.

Jendenise
@Sylamando well it's sad that you think that.

(later)Got told by a "friend" it got old to check in pretty much, but it's so hard to open up about what's going on. He wasn't a true friend.

>>156710064
let me guess. the tweets got deleted?

>>156710064
Team Syla even tho he sucks. Jendenise/Jenownzz is a piece of work. She lets Witwix walk all over her. She also takes advantage of people when he does so. She abused hiimjade/skinnedteen's hospitality and was going to move in with Jade but then witty got back with her. Meanwhile Jade had done all this work to make room for Jen for nothing, subs had donated to help Jen move out from Witwixs house and Jen never refunded, just took the money and stayed where she was at.

Also Jen hides, doesn't stream or doesn't talk to friends yet expects everyone to cater to her. Syla tried contacting her again and again and Jen ignored it. But le wimin tumblr mindset is it's toxic if you eventually give up on a friend ignoring you if they are anxious...yet if you get igonored by that person (Jen in this case) that's okay!!!!

when will witwix dump this mental leech

>>156710064
>>156710740
i have no idea what any of this shit means T B H

i have it on good authority that trihex, after having his memehack rejected, is planning to make this AGDQ a real "blast"

>>156710064
>>156710740
out

>>156710064
this post isn't even about Wiggler
fuck off

From Jendenise's ex http://scottjund.tumblr.com/post/105334603992/heartbreak : For those of you guys who don’t know, I was dating this girl Jen, a Dark Souls streamer. She had recently broken up with her boyfriend, who was just really an asshole for no apparent reason. So, a month later, we started dating, and she was actually just a really awesome person. I cared about her so much. She cared about me a lot as well. It was really good.. Then she said she still had conflicting feelings, and I agreed that she needed some space, which was fine. Then, her ex just decides to just barge in her space and then she just removed me from her life. This is a guy who has done such terrible, manipulative things to this girl. Stuff I would love to rat him out on but Jen was right, this was stuff told to me in private and I will keep it that way. This is a guy who just manipulates the poor girl so much she doesn’t even understand it anymore. She’s such a sweetheart and it just really sucks to see it happen. This is the guy that was chosen over me. What in the fuck did I do?

>>156711120
ha ha cuck

>>156711120
When will white knights learn?

BASED BIG PLAYS SLOWBEEF IS GONNA SAVE SPEEDRUNNING

>>156709003
yes

>>156711120
what do you mean by "you guys"?

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Do you guys think Sam cries into Tolki's arm fat when he fucks her these days? Would Stiv and all you speedrunners still run a train on her?

>>156712448
what do you mean by "you guys"?

>>156712570
what do you mean by what do you mean by "you guys"? "you guys"?

>>156711480
why did you spoiler?

do you guys think sh0eonhead likes speedrunning?

>>156712448
Sam doesn't fuck her. He is an asexual being. He masturbates while feeding her his pizza after taking 2 bites from it. He's masturbating to the thought of her becoming undesirable to other men. When she can't leave the bed anymore, she will be all his forever and they can finally stream together again.

>>156712803
>boxxy2.0

>>156712448
how the fuck can you be this desperate that you cling onto something that happened 3 years ago that's barely even worth remembering in the first place?

>>156712950
its a hot look desu

why are girls so cute

>>156712448
She is fucking HOT in that black dress and absolutely disgusting in the fat pics

Never get married

>>156685080
>turns
You mean is hasn't always been like this

>/v/-tier stream monster shitposting
Please, I'd rather have this shit than /v///pol/ raiding here every time cosmeme starts streaming

>>156704608
What did he offer?

>>156698548
I honestly thought he would get in through popularity alone

>>156709929
No, he's going to stop like he did with Yoshi's Island after giving himself a reason to.

Hello?

I'm glad our girl Sumichu is here to sort out through the submissions. We don't want any boring run or any potentially offensive speedrunner ruining the fun for everyone else!

>>156649871
>post is an amazing number
>nobody cares because it's not dubs

http://www.numbersaplenty.com/156649871

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>>156716073

lmao, look at this turbonerd autist
@156716016

>>156716016
Does anyone have the link or a screencap of the original?

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>>156649782

>>156704608
>complaining about a mediocre SM runner running a romhack when you don't even have 1/100 of the skill he has

remove the fucking bot

remove the dying dog

kosmic btfo

>>156713150
samandtolki then
samandtolki now
samandtolki forever

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>>156717927

>trihex just not mentioning agdq

lmfao

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK

Who are the Florida runners that are going to die from the hurricane?

>>156718775
nigga just keep takin Ls

do we still have time to send trannykeys and the other antinatural freaks to florida?

>>156719361
this guy
>>156683938

hey slayer more like let's player haha

>>156685283
>romscout
sure thing, he's our boy when he stops choking on Iga's dick while taking Twitch's dick in his ass at the same time

more like gayer

How is this general even allowed to exist?

>>156720553
this is a REALLY good q

>>156720631
np bruh did it jus 4U

>>156720553
How are you even allowed to exist?

>>156711102
boy you sure are retarded!

>>156710064
lol jendenise is such a bitch. she totally scammed her viewers about witwix being horrible and then got back with him. i remember that stream with jade, they were getting money to help her move and asking for help, but when someone asked what happened she would bite their head off all pissy.

>>156721313
np bruh did it jus 4U

cryhex on suicide watch

Is Dan Salvato the Sisyphus of DGQ submissions?

>>156722951
>say some rational things
>/srg/ just shits all over him no matter what

>>156715294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYKibEpB8sU

what is GDQ's stance on diaper lovers? Can I wear my favorite diapy to the stream room and defecate during my favorite speed game?

>>156723713
>"now is a great time to read donations"
>"i dont get donations"

>>156723716
sig...

>>156723716
meows...

>>156724867
always gotta make it about you huh

someone stream

>>156726176
http://speedrun.tv/team:srg

>>156723716
well personally i like to think that the guy who runs the best damn speedrun marathon in the world is a hyperinfantophobe

>>156726176
/nightskyfg

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>>156728860

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>>156728976

>>156729274
>saitama
>hair
hrt is a hell of a drug

>>156694171
>bonesaw

literal reddit tier

gtfo

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If I die tomorrow just know that I love all of you except the offtopic youtube letsplayer-posters

My dying wish if I drown is that someone learns Fzone and gives it a run at agdq (or give darko money so he can make it)

Duke stream

>>156732242
rip cfb :(

can i get a mhc power ranking for week 40 of the 2016 season?

>>156732990
top tier:
werey

irrelevant tier:
other nerds

suicide incoming tier:
trihex

>>156732990
>Still speeding
Hurtin

>failed sellout
DSS

>le souls
sj

>other
werey
adam

power gap
>nut huggers

power gap
>garbage
tri

>>156732990
needs to do doom 3 for spook tier:
bertin