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A reminder that we (the beezy clique) run this shit.

The AGDQ games list has been released:
https://gamesdonequick.com/submission/filter/accept

Resources:
streambig.net
narcissawright.com
speedrunslive.com
http://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
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you didn't support your speedfriends

thread quality is your fault
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>10 posts early
elin

simplee elin
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>GDQ will never be good again.
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>>156844878
I always support my speedfriends you shit. Always.
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Which game do you want to grab by the pussy and speedrun?
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>>156845789
you're mom
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tfw ahead
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>>156846407
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https://streamable.com/o4vz
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>>156846565
alright
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>>156848559
edobean!
skybilz!
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>>156848559
me
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>>156848559
hope your depression lasts forever
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Worst run that got into AGDQ?
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>>156851293
kirbyfaggort got in

so that's going to be cringe city, usa 2bh!
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furryyiifer more like gay lol
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>>156851569
awful
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let's slayer
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>>156849406
It won't, but your transition will, freak :)
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>>156853169
Thanks for the late response!
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>>156853235

thisisn't funny any more
try different jokes
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>>156853779
Thanks for the late response!
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>>156853801

hug and kiss my ass
xo

kiss the ring while you at it, do my thing while I'm got it
play strings for the dramatic
and end all of that wack shit
act like I aint had a belt in two classes
I aint got it I'm comin after whoever who has it
I'm coming after whoever who has it
you blowing up, that's good, fantastic
that y'all, its like that ya'll
I don't really give a fuck about it at all
cause the same people that tried to black ball me
forgot about 2 things, my black balls
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>>156853916
trihex is a good rapper
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this thread is 5 hours old and it doesn't have 30 posts yet
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>>156859003
lmfao
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>>156858119
speedgaming is ded, and this guy killed it
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ImHurtin
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The funny thing about Bertin isn't just that he's hurtin, it's because he's also a filthy nigger
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So you guys play videogames fast? No offense but that sounds dumb as hell.
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>>156860951
no, I play them fast over and over and over and over again.
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>>156860951
i get world records and then i pretend that i played the game so bad
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<I play games fast over and over
That's pretty cool I bet it will really catch on
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<he plays videogames, but he plays them fast
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>>156861636
>>156861907
>3d
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>>156860951
I only hang around this general to check out cuties :3
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>>156859003
Omg fucking rekt

Wow that's perfect
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where the pachinko speedruns
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bene "the tranny smasher" ziaa
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>>156860951
it is dumb and autistic
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bene "the chair smasher" ziaa
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>>156864890
would watch
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bene "the bathroom scale smasher" ziaa
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<speedrunning
Hahahahaha
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no trihex at gdq? the fuck?

not watching desu
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>>156869549
the average /v/ poster
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*puts anime girl behind splits*
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Did he kill himself yet?
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>>156872815
RIP maxina
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Watching cartoonbuffoon sperg out this hard with rage gives me a special pleasure
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Duke? More like Ahab after he speared Benezia.
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>>156866204
You tell them anime.
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>>156876601
thanks for the late response!
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>>156869549
trihex is a speedrunner?
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>>156877570
he is an entertainer/entrepreneur who specializes in stepmania and tank tops
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>>156878243
you forgot that hes a FAKKU marketer too
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>>156878546
he's so accomplished that i can never remember all of his ventures son
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>>156876663
>he said shaking with anger
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why are real women so against the idea of a trump presidency while trannykeys is such a rabid acolyte of his campaign? it's as if there was something separating real women from trannies.......
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>>156878546
the classic
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>>156879431
Women and Establishment have a social contract where the former provides orcs for the later, while the latter provides the system slightly favorable for the former.
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>>156879431
because women can only think emotionally and shouldn't have the right to vote
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>>156879431
what real woman was so against what he said though
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>trying to use the cismale bathroom at uni
>privilege checker always holds me up extra long, I have to go so bad this time though
>I can't hold it, feel the wet spot start
>almost crying as I'm trying to list all of my advantages
>she's watching with a mix of approval and disgust
had to skip the rest of my gender studies classes
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>>156879431
It's called a brain.
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>>156880449
this desu
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>>156880449
word word WORD
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a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
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>>156888760
especially trannykeys
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come on yall you know it aint be like it is wit it just b real
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>>156892347
This is absolutely fucking embarrassing
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>>156888760
>>156893286
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VR3Hk2EOFI
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>>156892347
who?
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>>156879431
truly a mystery
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>>156897625
>hitler
>crazy and stupid
uncuck yourself
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fuck midnight, if it's half past nine
that means it's right wing death squad time
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You know Hitler had some interesting ideas...
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>>156893791
but croni is a real woman!
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You know Cosmo had some interesting ideas...
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Smash cultural marxism
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>tfw I got friendzoned
thanks for listening /srg/
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>>156900062
Women are sexual beings, if you don't sexualize them and make them want to be sexualized by you, you lost. It's your own fault.
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what are your favorite monkeyposts?

mine are
>squid after losing wr
>squid the piece of shit
>squid advertising his stream
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>>156900649
squid advertising his stream
squid polices the thread
squid on life support after being exposed
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Cronikeys proves men really do make the best women
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>>156900649
back to the grind is the only acceptable answer
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>cfb didnt die in the hurricane
baka desu senpai
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>>156902579
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>>156900649
squid after losing wr and the squid/monkey face morph
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Stop browsing the thread on stream >(
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>>156897598
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>>156904219
make me
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>>156904421
>nutbladder
that's what you're going to be suckin on tonite boi
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remember when duke said he'd stream a lot of dead rising?
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>>156905080
>trusting duke
>EVER
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>>156900649
squid gets exposed
squid looking like a fucking faggot retard
squid on life support
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hey slayer more like let's player haha
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let's slayer hahahhaha
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Medi
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>>156906485
nkr wakes up: the post
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why didn't anyone tell me Turok got into AGDQ?

FUCK YEAH!
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anyone else feel like every day is the same and there is nothing to do or look forward to but you cant bring yourself to end your life?
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>>156910383
no because i'm going to see my gamer girlfriend ( I SAID GAMER SHE PLAYS VIDEO GAMES STOP WARNING ME YOU MODS IT'S JUST AS RELEVANT AS MONKEY POSTING () and she's so wonderful
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>>156909456
Look at his time
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>>156909456
I digress on that.
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>>156911178
AGDQ isn't about speed anon. it's about showcasing video games for charity.
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>>156912220
then why dont they accept my lets play?
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>>156912370
because the runner also has to be appealing to the audience to get more donations.
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>>156844745
Um, excuse me? WE run this shit, thank you very much.
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>>156912816
>stiv

how can one man be so alpha
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>>156912816
shitting your pants that is
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yo someone toss me a good stream to watch
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>>156912979
vgbootcamp
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>>156912816
>de peed pants
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>>156913026
>guys speedrunners are the most autistic people on the planet i swear!
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>>156913919
that's a japanese player, not an autist
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>>156914002
oh im sorry, i didn't mean to be intolerant
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>>156914178
no, it's understandable. us speedrunners are very disrespectful to the japanese. just try to be better
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>>156914268
its like... i try not a be a racist but my stupid idiot white brain just wont let me
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>>156915010
i know. i understand. it's not easy
video games
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>>156914997
so trump was a puppet?
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>>156912816
why is that google grabbing himself by the pussy?
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>>156915669
He is a jewish puppet, yes.
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>>156915934
he's trying to make a gesture that implies "running this shit"
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>>156904932
headcrab come to soe's stream if u want another ass kicking
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>>156917437
Cuckposting isn't allowed.
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*watches natural born female stream*
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>>156918658
every minute you spend watching a natural born female stream is TRANSPHOBIC

in fact, every dollar you spend on anything other than Narci's $750 photoshop illustration of you is TRANSPHOBIC
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>>156919137
mental illness
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>>156919137
google: how to act like a normal woman

would help soe
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>>156919286
>simply gets told he has no chance of sm64 wr.webm
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>>156919286
thank god no one had camera phones to record my sperg outs in school desu lol
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>>156904932
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>>156923641
seeing slayers face now is a bigger disappointment than meows
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>>156919137
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>>156924226
>mfw dildo dennis went off the deep end
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>>156924065
lmao
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>>156924226
HaHAA LUL
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>>156924984
:)
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>>156924503
does anyone still have that imgur
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>>156925341
you ask for it every month headcrab, why don't you just bookmark it by now -_-
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any other speedrunners here into health and fitness? i need sympathy donations so i can eat 6000 calories a day plz
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>>156925445
yes me i've lost almost 50 pounds since january
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>>156925532
what's your secret?.....don't say soylent...
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>>156925570
the secret is that don't eat when i'm not hungry and also my loving girlfriend gives me motivation to lose weight even if she never outright asks me to. i also don't have enough money to warrant eating whenever i want to
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>>156925445
*busts multiple loads to this video*
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>>156925445
wtf is wrong this has to be a shop
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>>156925445
lmao
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>>156925445
he got banned for clogging the hotel toilet
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>>156925759
>tfw i basically eat one meal a day but i love beer
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>>156925445
whose apartment is filthier--cosmo or big jons? i'd have said big jon's until cosmo starting streaming himself eating pizza. pretty sure that keyboard is caked with grease and soylent.
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>>156926454
i'm drinking some miller high life rn hbu
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Guys I got a PB. Am I cool now?
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>>156926717
ive got pbr and a pint of rum
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>>156926968
What game?
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>>156926983
pbr sucks i'm sorry to hear that. miller high life sucks too but pbr... good luck to you gamer
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>>156925445
there's no way this image is real, player
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>>156927205
yeah being poor sucks

i should have just gotten a shitty 40
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>>156928634
wow!
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>>156928634
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WHO THE FUCK ARE WE WATCHING
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>>156930746
sekrit stream
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>>156928634
hey this is NOT peedrunning

take it back to >>>/lgbt/ or whateevr
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>>156930340
wow sounds just like him
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ripip doggo
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>>156936030
no he's alive
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What game is best to speedrun?
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>>156943756
F-Zero GX for the Nintendo GameCube
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>>156943756
Super Mario 64
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>>156943756
Hotline Miami
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LACyLTsH4ac&feature=youtu.be
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speedrunning
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>>156946634
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>>156947680
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Hi all.
Great community here and one I'd like to become part of! However, I have never been a huge (video) gamer so am unsure of what I want to run...
I was hoping if I listed what I do and do not want (based on what I have watched) you fine people could suggest some options?
The list:
>Less than an hour completion time for an average player. (So, first full run through might take 80minutes and WR could be near 30).
>No long unskippable cutscenes. Love watching SM64 and OTT, but the cutscenes at the beginning of both irritate me so much when the game can be reset heavy.
>Minimal RNG. No Dampe. But the coin direction in SM64 is fine.
>Movement based. I am looking to run something where the skill is in the movement and flow.
>Not completely 'solved'. Would love to get into SMB for example, but it's down to potential 0.3 second time saves. I'd like something that at least has the chance for me to break into top 20...
>I don't really have thoughts re glitches. If they are something almost impossible to do (RNG or Reset heavy) I'm not interested. But I'm not a purist, so don't mind if the game is not played as intended.
Would love to hear your thoughts! :-)
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Is this the worst AGDQ lineup yet?
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>>156955727
It's the best since there's no trihex.
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the TRUE road to 250 subs
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>>156947187
what's the url for this newsground game?
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>>156960092
It's REAL NIGGA
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Speedrunning is dead. Srg janitor killed it.
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>>156954236
fuck you
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>>156961562
waa waa m-my pathetic monkey posts!!
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>>156962759
you will never stop me

grindxmonkey
smash cultural marxism
squid polices the thread
tfw i'm the lebron james of speedrunning
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>>156963907
Get on my level amateur.
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>>156961562
Before this doggy dies I'd just like to give a shout out to our boi glenn for doing such a good job over the years.
Thanks glenn!
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>>156954236
check out "eek! the cat" for the snes!
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>>156954236
A little known classic for the PS1 called Medievil may be the game you friend
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>no Mario Maker

Not even gonna watch this shit anymore. I miss when GDQs were about fun.
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>>156967471
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KIRBY SPEEDRUNS!
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>>156967471
even this feel fades away slowly
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>>156972031
it would fade faster if you just didnt post
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>that one y_ who keeps trying to kill the doggy
what's his story?
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>>156972717
its become garbage
let it die already
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i wanna die
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>>156976809
stick with /srg/
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>>156976809
so does the dog
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>>156954236
medievil
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>>156943756
methhead mouth
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Hey there /srg/, first time here, looking for a speedgame!
A little bit of information about me.
I have been a gamer since I was 6. High school graduate. College graduate.
My job now is to keep old school gaming alive and providing content for old school gaming fans. My genre of content is comedic and/or serious, it depends on the video. I'm known for doing no damage and no death runs in gaming and doing retro reviews.
Get back to me with any ideas you have!
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>when the speedbullying hits u
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>>156985618
so why is slayer being such a faggot to this guy
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>>156985618
slayer stop bullying
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>>156985618
im crying
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>>156960804
https://mattmakesgames.itch.io/celeste
but the web exported version has framerate issues and will eat inputs when that happens so you want the full pico-8 client available here http://www.lexaloffle.com/pico-8.php
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>>156985618
>*sigh*
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next level hoverhand strats
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>>156985618
I digress on speedbullying this nerd.
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Almo is not the the champion of the Paper Mario series, he doesn't even have the record in the one game he actually runs, which is pathetic.
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>>156961562
going to word this post.
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>>156994605
Almo got turned down by a tranny, which is pathetic.
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>>157000014
didn't you get turned down by trannykeys squid
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>>157001303
FUCKING BURN
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>cheese is literally a twink gay boi now

this is what speed gaming does to you
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>>157001303
That post wasn't me and there was nothing there to make anyone think that. What's wrong with you? Also, nothing like that has ever happened & would never happen, I'm not gay.
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>>157002592
He was gay before speedrunning.
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When's controllerhead gonna take back his WRs?
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When's controllerhead gonna stream?
;_;
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cheese05 47:56 before retime
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follow your dreams dude. like, if you have a goal dude, don't give up, dude. -cheese05
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squid more like squawk
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play ball motherfuckers
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>>156993097
who is that girl in the middle

she doesnt do anything degenerate like speedrunning right?
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>>157011423
Eric... two of those posts aren't even deleted
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no trihex? no watch

fuck agdq

#NoSpeedrunsForBlackMen
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>>157012385
agdq this year was crap to start.
>>
>>157018201
damn, not sure what trump supporters can do about the anti-trump having chibi on their side
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>>157018439
word, the best side has the russian-jewish tranny loonies
>>
>>157018549
and the canadians
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>>157018201
>>
>>157013235
>>157017867
>>157018201
>>157019119
get that ass banned
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>>157020621
lmao!
>>
earthbound runs are dead comfy.

that is all.
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comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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>>157021369
>>157021451
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>>157002654
fuck you ass
>>
ImHurtin for a bertin strim
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>>157025715
word, but only if it's doom 3
>>
>that guy that keeps wanting doom 3 from hutrin
what's his story?
>>
>>157025906
because he said hes gonna do it then never does?
>>
>>157021451
"comfy is just a code word for boring" is just a code word for "i'm a hyperactive faggot who can't appreciate pleasant streamkino"
>>
>>157026108
proof?
hurtin says a lot of shit and doesnt
only dif between him & wix is money
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slayer stream mh
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>>157026239
i'm not gonna dig through crap for you just ask him
>>
>>157026591
>"he totally said it man just ask him!"
>>
>>157026659
retrospring is gone and i'm not gonna dig around anywhere else, literally just ask him if you really want to know dude
>>
a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
>>
>>157026980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VR3Hk2EOFI
>>
>"look guys i posted it again!"
>>
so let me get this straight, squid hates trannies because cronikeys tricked him into thinking he was a real girl?

holy fuck that's hilarious
>>
>>157027390
grindxmonkey is as dumb as they come
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http://www.twitch
.tv/ssbmstuff
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>>157028408
>furshit collectathon
lol
>>
>>157028408
thanks for showing me 2cyber shitters going at it
what a classic
>>
https://vid.me/gjnA
>>
>>157028826
>make points that ppl agree on
>"NOT IN MY SAFE SPACE!"
>>
>>157028826
is he even trying to change his voice?
>>
>>157028826
Cosmeme got triggered by differing opinions? Life is gonna be hard nigga
>>
Is HaberdasherA our guy?
>>
>>157031275
literally who
>>
>>157027390
>>157027434
>pls react
>>
>>157031275
Hell yes

>>157031316
your new is showing. please lurk before participating. thanks!
>>
>>157027390
ahahahahahahahaha

lmao!

had he not seen a picture of his face? geez, you'd have to be a complete IDIOT to think that such a manly face belongs to a REAL woman
>>
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only oldfags will get dis 1
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>tfw nothing to live for but too scared to die
>>
shadow warrior classic redux
>>
xcom ufo defense
>>
>>157026980
except croni
>>
>>157036132
>>157036307
gonna drop a nice word on these posts
>>
>>157036132
based
>>
>>157036560
on what?
>>
>>157036810
this
>>
xpiratez
>>
serious sam the first encounter
>>
dynamite FUCKING headdy
>>
>>157034780
get out grandmagrabass
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>>156985145

consider speed running suicide
>>
>>157046923
>de reddit spacing
>>
my mind wanders...
>>
squid more like squawk
>>
hey all i'm new to speedrunning, could someone suggest me a
thanks
>>
>>157049525
try "danke"

it's my fav!
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Just when you thought the 'first 1:16' in his bio was bad, you see this.
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>>156967471
It actually surprised me that they accepted tas stuff again given how much they rejected this year.
>>
Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg for the Nintendo GameCube
>>
>>157057337
Based
>>
give me a later reply 5 hours from now, thanks
>>
It would be nice to know that our bois have games that they want to run and that the doggy isn't dead and on a plane doomed to crash and die on the way back to his home planet.
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What went wrong?
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>>157060812
Who is more "our boi"? Naeg or Plum?
>>
>>157060732
Stop clinging onto the shit old gaurd who were never good at any of their games. People here do still speedrun, you're looking at the wrong people.
>>
>>157061007
that's in relation to srgm which is dead newboi
>>
>>157061007
*bird laughs*
>>
Hi speedfriends!

Today I found out that approx. 50% of ALL transgenders will attempt suicide! :O
Wow, what a great chance for Cosmo to make try and get those numbers even higher!

GOOD LUCK COSMO!
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>>157067737
Sorry, he isn't even a speedrunner, and if he was, this still wouldn't be relevant at all. Why did you post it here,
>>
>>157067908
he's a speedrunning groupie
>>
>>156993097
coalburner trash
>>
will grindxmonkey ever stop trying to police the thread?
>>
a BULLET
>>
in the HEAD of EVERY grind monkey
>>
why did caleb and yuna break up?

is caleb destined to die alone running low- to mid-tier mega man games?
>>
>>157073490
He runs the best ones and he is based.
>>
what speedfriends do i follow on the twitter?
>>
>>157074328
actual runners
>>
>>157074445
who
>>
>>157074471
http://speedrun.tv/team:srg
>>
>>157074570
oooohhhh
>>
>>157074570
they said actual runners
>>
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>>157074328
https://twitter.com/otgamingmachine
>>
>>
I love my girlfriend (she speedruns)
>>
>>157075049
>bullied just cause he used someone else's footage for their small channel
>>
shut up already yashi
>>
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>>157075423
>>
my girlfriend (who speedruns) is the best
>>
enough already
no one cares mr"off-in" oven kid
>>
she brings meaning to my life
>>
>pretending you know who posts what
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>American SM64 runners got bopped by a homosexual from Trinidad and Tobago
>>
wonderful girlfriend posts make me sad
can someone tell me how to get a wonderful, amazing girlfriend (male)?
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>>157076031
>>
jealous of my perfect speedrunner girlfriend? it's okay, you should be
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>>157076381
girls can't speedrun
>>
>>157076434
hmm.... i played league until season 2... i like jontron........ i have a twitter........... and i use twitch to watch melee and caleb....... that's about it though
>>
>>157076434
thats taylortotftw.jpg, change the filename
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>>157076958
taylor doesn't watch game of thrones or dress like the guy in that picture or care about soccer or have 3 asian ex-girlfriends or play league of legends
>>
>>157076434
Anyone who does the lowercase typing thing needs to be hung
>>
my speedrunner girlfriend honestly completes me
>>
>>157077285
>unbridled autism: the post
>>
trannykeys is NOT a woman

he's a mentally ill freak
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reminder to sit up straight
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>>157077692
>>
>>157077756
>agreeing to become a walking billboard
>for a video game streaming websie

Damn..
>>
>>157077647
word word WORD

ever since he tricked me (squid) into thinking he was a real woman i've been on a quest to rid speedgaming of tranny freaks
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squid is cool and caleb is based
>>
squid is cool but there's nothing cooler than loving someone and having them love you back
>>
based squid
>>
imagine wording your own post
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIYW_BT_zyo
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzCtEUFmPXU
>>
>>157079937
but mike uyama literally invented speedurnning
>>
>>157079937
https://youtu.be/vzCtEUFmPXU?t=285
>>
>>157081016
>speedrunning is like the olympics of video games
>bruce jenner
>cosmo
analysis checks out
>>
the TRUE road to 250 subs
>>
>>157082585
can you post what that command does in here so i can cringe without having to go to his stream thanks
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is it skill to be a grindmonkey?
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>>157084802
>15000
ahahahahaha OH GOD lol!
>>
>>157084802
grind monkeys are the absolute lowest forms of life, it takes zero skill. the only things it requires are having unlimited free time and no responsibilities whatsoever
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:')
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>>157086297
congrats!!!
>>
>People get “violently ill” from Soylent bars; company stumped
http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/10/reports-of-violent-vomiting-diarrhea-from-bars-has-soylent-on-the-defense/
>>
>>157086297
>>157087106
and this is speedrunning related how???
>>
>>157086297
wow, that amazing! keep up the good work! let's kick inequality's butt!
>>
>>157086237
- guy who holds no competitive times in any of his games
>>
>tfw room smells awful because whenever I'm speedrunning I start farting a lot and they really stink and hang around

any advice, speedfriends? I don't know what to do anymore.
>>
https://twitter.com/Bounceyboyy/status/785598731705987072

>45 minutes ago

does anyone else hold extreme hate for this guy
>>
>>157087482
>http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sp6h0d
Grind monkeys B T F O !!
>>
>>157087482
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sp6h0d
>>
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sp6h0d
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>>157087707
>>157087712
>>157087726
hello?
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>>157087726
>i have been btfo and now i am crying
>>
>>157087707
>>157087712
>>157087726
>reasons he lists for speedrunning casually
>none of them are the simplest one: "because it's a hobby and I mainly do it for fun"
>>
I just found out my speed bf is voting trump and it made my pussy dry up
how do I dump his racist ass?
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>>157088106
its dead in a ditch. confirmed by himself
>>
>>157088193
This
Why do people think they need to have complex justifications for playing fucking video games
>>
>>157088227
Just show him this and I'm sure he'll change his mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnpO_RTSNmQ
>>
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>>157087106
Yum!
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>>157088748
>
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>>157088932
Typical Drumpftard non-response.

Good job living up to your low expectations.
>>
>>157089001
i'm just responding to it being johhny-o and how much of a joke he is
good job on assuming with your low iq
>>
>tfw im not streaming rn
:)
>>
>>157089405
Damn you!
>>
>>157089405
i have the same face as you when i'm not streaming as well, chummo
>>
shut up baldie
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>>157086297
>it's easier to get into ASU than AGDQ
(congrats though!)
>>
>that streamer who makes like $20 a stream, if that

just get a job you fucking bum
>>
i wish there were twitch stats to show how long a stream has been live (total)

squid has to be at 100+ days of uptime
>>
>>157092475
kys you obsessed freak
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Remove Horror
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>>157092836
*pukes*
>>
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absolutely embarrassing how this broad tries to act like a full time streamer yet sits at 25 viewers
>>
speedrunning
>>
>>157094862
Fuck canada
>>
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New PB/WR in Klonoa 2
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>>157096376
good job
>>
>>157094862
is she the mud shark?
>>
>>157096754
Thanks!
>>
>>157088369
"I do it for fun," is my reason, but it people still shitpost about you getting BTFO / your records being bad / whatever

who cares
>>
is there a reason to competitively speedrun beyond high school or early college?

you will be outclassed by runners with more autism, more time, and more naivete
>>
our boi is live
i repeat
our boi has gone live
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have you submitted anything for spookathon yet?
>>
>>157099294
No I haven't, how do I do that???
>>
>>157099343
you dont
let this die
>>
>>157099343
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdH9lv8-jkQ_1vyxobzYVJXgcb6NuPhZAzS0hNNLsBdsOIaqg/viewform?c=0&w=1
>>
>>157099463
Wow, thanks! I can't wait to get spooky! :)
>>
So did puncay retire? Is he going to school now?
>>
>>157099690
haha have fun brother
>>
Should my next speedgame be Spongebob BfBB or Scooby Doo Night of 100 frights?
>>
>>157099875
do night of 100 frights and submit it to spookathon!
>>
>>157099875
muppets racing. or jimmy neutron return of the twonkies.

careful though, the last guy who raced those two turned into a chick.
>>
>>157099875
scooby as you see with >>157100121 stay away from the cybershitters and dont let them near you either
>>
how did this unfunny twitter meme trend?
>>
>>157101007
which one, because i ask myself that weekly
>>
Guys my back is getting sore and achy during and after my speedrunning sessions. What should I do to fix this?
>>
This kind of thinking begs the question, should we create categories for inferior races (e.g.warpless Mexican, any % Polish)?
>>
>>157099732
>https://twitter.com/TheWayfaringFox/status/785649560731258880
The speedsuccubus reaped his speedsoul and moved on to its next victim.
>>
>>157102076
SPEED
>>
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>>157102076
>>
baten kaitos 100% transgender
>>
remember when duke promised to keep streaming dead rising
>>
this one goes out to you, serggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onzL0EM1pKY
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>>157105986
>>
Hey guys guess what
https://twitter.com/fniure
https://twitter.com/cincinanc

Nancy got her free trip to Sweden so time for her to destroy a new life.
>>
>>157107287
Fniure deleted his Twitch, did he kill himself? LMAOOOOOO
>>
>>157107506
please tell me this is a joke
>>
>>157107812
Go check it out yourself, 4chan doesn't like twitch links right now for whatever reason
>>
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>>157107812
>>157107967
cuz they are blocked
>>
>>157108212
youtube.com/user/fniure1
>>
http://www.speedrun.com/run/0y62l0jz
Download the MM WR while you can.
>>
Rest in STDs, Fniure
>>
>>157107287
Can someone explain this?
>>
Why did he get involved with this obvious whore? He had such a chill stream and she is just a fucking mess, now look.
>>
>>157108812
slut thats been going around in speed
early was punkgay and she spent 5hundo of his on another mario boy
then she went to zildo and showed off a nip on stream
now still after zelda kids she has claimed another
>>
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Next OP image, he will be missed but not respectfully because he asked for this
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>>157109231
can you put "not" in between the I and P
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>>157094862
>that shirt
>that tattoo
>those glasses
>>
The Road to 1K Subs
>>
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malos mob ww@
>>
>>157112053
DSS, you need to set more realistic goals
>>
cincinancy is my favorite source of drama in the speedrunning community. can't wait to see who she fucks next t b h.
>>
>>157113940
not me because i've got my wonderful girlfriend. just my hot take
>>
>>157112113
stream smb2usa
>>
>>157113940
its gonna be someone in the mhc
>>
>>157114957
well with her going off to cuckden and werey being just a step away in the euroland
rip
>>
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>>157053573
>>
>>157115470
>"Big 6 speedrunners"
>no adam
>narci
>>
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Good evening, /Degenerate Tranny General/ , I bet 1 of you is tabbed out and are getting the notification on your 4chan extension that there's a new post and you really need to check what the post is so you can come post 1 of your overused memes back at it.

Maybe a bird laugh, something about EG or siglemic, possibly a "thanks for the late response" even though this post isn't a response to anyone.

Of course if you'd rather, we could always discuss the musings of a hormone replacement therapy man and the dangers of soylent.
>>
>>157115470
who is this
>>
>>157115470
>samura1man
whoa, that's a #rare namedrop
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AUmiGORDwP
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>>157117468
>>
hurtin? more like should speedrun doom 3
>>
>>157118469
let go & move on
>>
>>157118532
i will not let it go until he says it himself that he won't do it
>>
whens monhun
>>
What the fuck Mike Uyama's dead? I guess he really was sick...
>>
Why aren't you speedrunning right now?
>>
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>>157116226
goronguy
>>
more like MORONguy lol
>>
>>157124029
D*NG
>>
>>157124029
you'd have to be doing a stunt like that

what was he trying to prove, splicing a run that wasn't even wr?
>>
Wait is fniure actually dead?
>>
>>157123904
does this guy even still speedrun? or stream?
his whole online persona reeked of soaking up D-list e-fame while he could because he's an attention whore, and then abandoning the whole thing once he finally gets a job or goes to school
>>
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>>157124904
are you implying he's insincere and has a fake personality? rude!
>>
>>157115470
Who the fuck is this cuck
>>
>>157099732
Did you even bother checking his accounts? He streamed a couple runs last week and posted about going to the Big House on his twitter.
>>
>sign up for spookathon
>skicrazedteddy
fuck i got baited
>>
cancel the fucking spookathon
>>
>>157073490
she started to contact her ex-boyfriend a few weeks before they broke up

same old speedrunner getting cucked story, they will never learn
>>
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>approaching more spookathons than srg marathons
wew lad
>>
>>157127989
What does this even mean?
>>
>>157077692
thanks
>>
People putting how they were once relevant back when a game was less optimized is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.
>>
Stop White genocide
>>
fw stream anxiety is real
>>
>>157139661
quit being a little bitch and you could get ">60viewers" too
>>
>ywn wake up to cozy as heck f streams grinding any% all summer long ever again

h-hanelugn
>>
>>157139875
f is kill
>>
I'm calling it now: the reason fniure and Nancy deleted their accounts is because f is convinced that they are going to marry and live happily ever after with each other, and they will be so busy doing romantic things all the time so there's no point in using Twitch or Twitter again.
>>
>>157140174
>no point in maintaining his only source of income

L U L
>>
is srg excited for JRTA3?

lets bring the japanese speedrun gods to america and hope we can learn something from them
>>
>>157125927
goronguy
>>
>>157141124
how about we teach them the power of local recording while we're at it
>>
>>157124105
he is such a fucking idiot oh my god
>>
>>157115470
he's not wrong. there's a point during the end of the vanish cap stage in sm64 which brings back great memories of siglemic's streams, and at marathons, everyone does a fun little chant when the movement is just right, even if siglemic doesn't play anymore. likewise, whenever you think of cheating in an MM run, your mind goes to goronguy. no one else can say that, that achievement belongs to him alone.
>>
MAGA
>>
>>157142439
>>>/a/
>>
I've got to say, cheating for a PB is pathetic. I can't even understand why anyone would do it. You know you didn't achieve the time, and you'd have trouble beating that more than your actual PB.

Blaming it on depression is also a top kek. GoronGuy is and will always be a massive, cheating faggot.
>>
>>157143506
Anyone have the list of shame?
>>
>>157143579
Wording this. It bought up a lot of butthurt last time and it was sweet justice. Let's get it flowing.
>>
>not even cheating for WR
lmao
>>
>>157143579
http://pastebin.com/vn9fz5xb
Speedrunning Hall of Shame V1.0

Akikan
Spliced a Super Mario 64 16 Stars run that has been considered the World Record. He got the run off-stream despite usually streaming attempts, deleted his video from Nicovideo and asked others not to share it. For these reasons he was already considered a cheater in the Japanese community, but Western sites continued to list his time as the World Record. Audio analysis brought definite evidence of splicing.

Chibi
Used an Action Replay to perform a hard sequence break in Paper Mario TTYD that was found recently. Got called out immediately by someone in his chat and got permanently banned from submitting times to the leaderboard.

Cody Miller
Spliced Halo 2 speedruns.

Cosmo Wright
Used third party memory cards in The Wind Waker that save more quickly to gain an advantage over other runners.

GoronGuy
Faked a Majora's Mask run that would have been the second best time by just making up splits and starting a stream near the end of the game, was promptly called out as a cheater and wrote a sob story pastebin about how he did it because of his depression.

Lunartike
Spliced a Super Meat Boy run.

MrGrunz
Used emulator tools during Ocarina of Time races according to Siglemic.

ramel1234567
Known splicer in the Super Mario Sunshine community. People would often joke about him splicing, but when he got his claimed 1:31:06 World Record, cosmo, jiano, sicko, and frosticles showed up in the irc and asked him to reset his console during the credits as proof he was playing. He was unable to do so.

Raelcun
Used a Turbo controller when running The Legend of Dragoon and denied it when he was asked if he did use one. Stated that he would provide a video proving the accusation wrong but has yet to follow up that statement

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he's fully aware of what he's doing

why does he persist?
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>>157145175
Are there any new additions to this?
Only one I can think of is Mergy
http://reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/53kvv0/cheater_exposed_wr_holder_of_yugioh_forbidden/
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ok ok ok here's MY plan

>submit long memegame for the spookathon
>get accepted cause i'm a serg oldboi
>act like normal up until the day of MY run
>just a few minutes before MY run starts pretend that i'm having some technical problems
>go mia for some 20 minutes, enough to start delaying the schedule but not too long as to get dropped entirely
>go back and start streaming the actual run for a couple of minutes
>act like the technical problems are back and shut down the stream again, wasting some other 20 minutes
>try to do the same thing for a third time
>by now the spookathon is some 50 minutes behind schedule already
>complete the actual run but make it a trainwreck, blame run anxiety
>with the schedule behind some hour and a half the spookathon itself is already a trainwreck
>everyone calls for the cancellation of the fucking spookathon
>the spookathon gets bopped
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>>157145502
faggot
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>>157145175
>Used emulator tools during Ocarina of Time races according to Siglemic.
Yeah, we should all trust Mr. Diapers opinion.
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>>157145175
Add bawbasoup to this for submitting falsified times to the Silent Hill 1 leaderboards.
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>>157145175
You forgot me.
I submitted a WR with no video to speedrun.com and actually got accepted even though I made it up!
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>>157145175
>werster
>Admitted to submitting fake Sonic IL times to The Sonic Center at the age of 9
Excuse me?
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>>157145175
Absolutely loving it.
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About to off myself if I can't get a run going.
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So now bounceyboy had his innevitable meltdown about being btfo by more skilled players and has come out as a casual speedrunner, what reason is there to watch him?
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>>157149396
he's actually entertaining & not autistic
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>>157149858
i find that he comes off really passive aggressive and forced
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>>157145289
sympathy bucks

#BigJonStrats
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above it all
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>>157146319
>tfw did that but deleted it because i felt bad
i dont think the '''''''wr''''''''' holder even noticed
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>>157152381
>beta too scared to just put wr holder and give the dude the credit he deserves

very pathetic
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>>157153997
wouldnt you react if someone took your hard earned wr with no proof at all?
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>>157150056
yeah cuz "I got WR but this run is rly bad u guys teehee" is so much better
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>>157155742
Stop crying, hairless casual. Diddeh is going for 1:14 so a 1:15 is bad in terms with his goal. Step your game up, drop the wrist bullshit and get good.
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>>157154423
Of course, this guy must have been beta or not active.
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>>157156545
he's only improved by seconds at a time like six different runs since beating bouncey

literal grindmonkey
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>>157156724
The way in which someone PB's doesn't mean anything. He is consistently getting better times than you, baldy. Times that you can't touch. He also does frequent segment practice and has definitely contributed, and you know he has. Falling so low to use the grind monkey meme against someone who is clearly a better player than you is absurd. Stop making excuses and get back in the game.
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>>157157010
but muh hands
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>>157157010
>The way in which someone PB's doesn't mean anything.

i'm sorry but i have to interject
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>>157157245
Yeah, the hand pain meme is used by people expecting to be rightfully BTFO or by people who are soon planning to pretend they have lost motivation after getting blown the fuck out. BounceyBald is a prime example of The Pussy Speedgamer.
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The Pussy Speedgamer
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>>157157712
repeating your own meme twice won't make it a meme buddy
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>>157157271
ohhh that's spicy
*installs speedgame to ramdisk and runs RTA*
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The Pussy Speedgamer Stigma
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>>157157969
Does it entail being a quickshot too?
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The Quick Shot Stigma
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>>157158482
What does that even mean. Cumming too fast?
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The XY Chromosome Stigma
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>>157160651
The Botched Jewish Ritual Stigma
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>tfw too intelligent to speedrun
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nah you're yoo dumb since you decide to post on near death
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>>157167259
>not g0b named
anon...
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fw no one ever asks you to stream
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http://ask.fm/nkroof
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http://ask.fm/Cronikeys
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The God Gamer Stigma
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>>157167845
do you ACTUALLY believe that you're a woman or is it just a facade to disguise your degenerate homosexuality?
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>>157168653
I don't like the fags, so I'll let you decide for me
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fw no loligf
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what happened to him?
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>>157170851
He got a case of the Mega Mono, which prevents its patients from doing anything except playing that Marvel MMO.
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>>157171162
>sick people aren't allowed to play video games

wow dude. that's pretty low, he's been ill for a long time.
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wheres my dude shunpuk
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>>157171551
it's a girl named abby now
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>>157172484
what
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>>157172646
https://twitter.com/anbebyn
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why did fniure delete his channel?
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anyone know what happened to ari?
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why didn't you let this thread delete itself?
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anyone know what happened to coolheadcrab?
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I'm looking for some guy named cosmo. Any of you seen him?
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>>157172934
>fat tranny tweeting about food and begging for donations
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>>157176570
he's dead
a demon is possesing his body
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>>157176586
screenshot
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>>157176786
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>>157177771
cosmo strats

>buys a ton of weed
>can't find the money to pay rent
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>>157178663
food =/= weed
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>>157179228
>what is the munchies?
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>>157176306
cincinancy is attention whoring it up on reddit right now if you want to ask her
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>>157179228
sorry to hear about your boy bernie :^)
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>>157179376
link
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>>157180173
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/570vu6/hey_its_nancy/
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>>157180278
can these "people" get any more pathetic
jesus fucking christ
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>>157180278
what a bizarre community
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shut up already
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>>157182182
fuck off
>>>/adv/
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>>157182182
>>157180278
>no replies

ok
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>>157145502
pvtcb here. I don't care if Spookathon is a trainwreck
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>>157183509
wtf happened to you man
why are you being such a faggot lately
like let shit die already
do something good for once in your pathetic life
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I have a confession
When my grandfather died I wanted to put a cartridge of a meme speedgame on his forehead and take a picture of it but I wasn't left alone with the corpse along enough to do it
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>>157183951
what the fuck cfb
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>>157184547
how deranged are these posters
do they really have nothing better to do with their lives
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>>157182182
Cosmo?
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>>157184547
>They called me a whore. Would a whore show her tits on stream? I think not.
Christ what a whore
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>>157184547
i bet she stole the vodka
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>>157184547
She definitely stole the vodka and she is a whore. Based Puncay parents.
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>>157184547
what's the vodka situation? how old are these retards Jesus
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>>157184547
Puncay's parents are the saviors who will deliver us from degeneracy and usher in a new era of speedpurity
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>>157184547
>and then she starts telling some swede she's never met she loves him within days
fuck this girl with a rake
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Did mike's lawyer advice him to stop posting?
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>>157184547
Didn't she just admit she's broke and spent her savings on a plane ticket?
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/56zg94/nancy_pulls_a_sovitia_and_makes_a_separate/
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>>157184547
JUICY DRAMA POST.

I MISSED THIS
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>>157184547
damn puncays parents are pretty based desu
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Am I still pure if I've seen breasts in real life before?
I didn't look at them at purpose they were forced upon me
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>>157185406
>pretty based
puncayshun is 23 years old and he lives with them

what part about that is based
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just nuke this shit man
the people have gone too retarded
there is no hope to save this garbo
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>>157185573
kill yourself wagecuck
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>>157185507
puncay...
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imagine if all of you spent as much time gossiping about e-celebs who have nothing to do with speedrunning actually speedrunning
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biny
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>>157185573
i'm 29 and i live with mummy so what
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>>157185674
I'd still be a pathetic grind monkey that isn't even close to WR
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>>157185782
I thought you already had your wizard pizza party duggy??
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>>157185876
no thats in january
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hmm..
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>>157184547
Puncays parents have never taught him to drive, stopped homeschooling him at 16 and never helped him get his GED, they've told him not to move out, and they won't let him get a job. Yeah I'm a whore, but I did try. I feel really bad for him, and I hope that he eventually finds a better girlfriend than me, and learns to live his own life.
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go back to your reddit and quit shitting up this general more than it already is
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>>157186335
There's no hope for this general
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>>157186394
doesnt mean its ok to let it get even more fucked than it already is
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>>157186090
fucking degenerate whore
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>>157186335
>>157185674
kill you are selves
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>>157186154
GET OUT SLUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>157186154
post tits
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>>157186154
>I just want the best for Puncay!
>which is why I'm trashing him all over plebbit and /srg/!
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>>157186913
I still think he is a really good person, and he could get all of those things done no problem if his parents would lay off
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>>157186154
>Puncays parents have never taught him to drive, stopped homeschooling him at 16 and never helped him get his GED
dang me and puncay have had the same exact life
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>>157187214
it's ok puncay just don't start drinking again
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>>157186154
post feet
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>fniure deleted his channels because of this vapid bitch
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There is literally nothing wrong with eugenics
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>still giving attn to this shit
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>>157186154
>a bloodsucking whore teaches anyone to "live their own life and grow up".
Every fucking time.
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so what happened to f's twitch channel
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>>157188543
he deleted it
thats it
end of subject
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>>157188651
but why, that obviously isnt the end of the subject when there are still unanswered questions, guyy
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nancy has ended several speedrunner's careers and is thus speedrunning-related
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>>157188774
if someone wants to delete something thats their choice
let go and move on already
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>>157188881
but why
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>>157188881
Are you really her and if so why are your wasting your time shitposting here?
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>>157189020
how retarded do you have to be to actually believe ANYTHING from r/samandtolki
quit being so dense
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>>157189252
nigga wat are you talking about
ive never even heard of that subreddit
i was just asking if that anon was really puncay's gf because is a dumb thing to pretend even on this shithole of a thread
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Oh, and Puncayshun's parents aren't nearly as bad with their other son. He appeared normal whenever I bumped into him and had a chat. He'll be OK and seems to have a decent head on his shoulders. It's Puncay that I'm worried about. His parents treat him very differently. I wouldn't call it coddling... there is something more sinister going on. The way they talked about him and treated him around the house creeped me out but I could never put my finger on it. They treated him like a prisoner, and not just in a physical sense (keeping him at home, no driving, etc) but in a mental sense too: abuse/bullying, withholding education, making him feel like he BELONGS at home and nowhere else. It was really sad and uncomfortable.
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keep your shit over there already haberdash/gambagroo
there's your name drop as your favor, now fuck off forever
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i fucking love r/samandtolki !!

the content itself is alright, but just the fact that the subreddit even exists is hilarious to me

of all things in speedrunning to have its own subreddit and to be consistently discussed years after the fact, it just had to be stivitybobo fucking some skinny nu-male's mormon wife in a hotel room at a video game charity event

i can't explain it, but there is something so enticing about speedrunner/streamer relationship mishap gossiping, throw Narcissa into the ring and it just gets better and better

and the best thing of all? it's speedrunning related, so completely OK to post about here on serg!

THANK YOU based Haberdasher!
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can we officially declare this shitty general dead yet
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>>157190693
You shut the heck up.

I will restore the greatness of this general by beating the WR of an unoptimised game and posting about it here.
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>>157190892
spyro really optimized doe, bene....
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>>157186154
came here to post >>157187586
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>>157190491
>of all things in speedrunning to have its own subreddit and to be consistently discussed years after the fact
It's not exactly "consistently discussed", since this subplebbit is literally the creator making 90% of posts here.
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how about you stay there then and never come back
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It's absolutely amazing how bad Beuchi is at Ape Escape 3 after all this time.
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>>157191894
Anyone who plays AE3 with English Yumi is dead to me.
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>>157191993
reddit out
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>>157192164
reddit out
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>>157192275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7aHOsxFP4w
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>the content here is shit
>so lets make it worse, that'll help it out!
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>>157192341
>the very first "monkey" picture is a chimpanzee
get OUT
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a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
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>>157192456
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>>157192341
crying pathetic monkey poster. out now
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>jeremy: corruption of jeremiah
>marks: literally marx

squid is a jewish marxist trying to corrupt speedrunning with his incessant grind monkeying
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>>157182182
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>>157192553
>be me
>be socially awkward and young
>pick illegal porn over an IRL girl
>blame me drinking vodka on IRL girl
>become depressed
>cry every day
>play vidya
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>>157192546
his name is squid poster
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>>157192762
kill yourself obsessed freak
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>>157192869
nancy that's not nice
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>>157192993
bitch quit stealing my fucking meme
its over and tri declared it so himself
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>>157193216
I hope this dude gets mugged and something goes wrong and he hits the pavement and dies
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>>157192993
>>157193184
dae watched the entire 80 slide presentation, cant wait to see how it turns out
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>>157193390
I could say that about the majority of the speedrunning community 2bh
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>>157193357
just google her name baka
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>>157193415
its not happening so drop those hopes right tf now ya god dam faggot
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>>157193480
>yashi had to be a piece of shit and run her off the net
why cant there be nice things
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>>157193663
DROPPED
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how long b4 cryhex's girl leaves him? pretty sure once she has sub button she's leaving that manlet for stiv's bobo
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>>157193746
>leaving for someone with less income
christ you s&t/v shitters have to make everything about him huh
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>>157193663
adrian's female to male transformation is coming along nicely
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>when he only runs first-party nintendo games
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>>157194229
plz stop anon
the loss hurts
damn that freaking bitch boy shitter
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>>157194489
mayushii? more like mayewwshii after mother nature laid the smackdown on her face
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>>157194732
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>>157194867
why can't big jon find a boyfriend? seems like such a nice guy
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>>157194867
volume 2
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>>157194992
ya gotta crop the uggos out ya dink
RIP
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>>157194992
what the HECK how does the picture include his phone??
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>>157195237
>de gummy pirate
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>>157192010
You mean specifically British Yumi? Because American Yumi sounds pretty good.
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>>157195373
DELETE THIS
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>>157195450
I have not heard American Yumi so I mean English Yumi. "British" doesn't make sense in this context.
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>>157195237
the fight that never happened
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Speed
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new thread
>>>/trash/5758046
>>>/trash/5758046
>>>/trash/5758046
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>>157195751
>40 early
>bad resource
only thing ya did right is have it be on trash
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>>157195373
So does this thing have a penis or not?
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enop bout to bop

tune in boys
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new

>>157196641
>>157196641
>>157196641
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>>157196672
now there are 2 new threads what are you doing?
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>>157196718
both of which are bad
20 posts ahead
resources terrible
just go with srl and sr.com already
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its not over yet
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kill the others
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>>157200236
its already been over
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I WANT TO PAY BENEZIAA'S RENT
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>>157196672
why?
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