/owg/ - Overwatch General

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first for zarya

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>Hanzo players

>>155641826

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nth for the purest and the kindest

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Fareeha Amari!

>>155641876
Scavenger is my favorite. Junker's colors are too loud.

After that I'd say Junebug, and after that White Rabbit. I never see anyone use White Rabbit, it's always B.va or Carbon

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>>155641876
White Rabbit

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Who /ps4/ here?

>enemy obviously has a Zarya
>we have a competent Mercy

I was almost forced to face the fact that Zarya has no counter but then her black hole buffed our rez hahaha tough luck pal.

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What's with this cat/dog ear art that has been popping up lately? Did something happen that made people go wild about them?

>>155641876
B.Va.

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>>155641876
B.va

>>155641937
>76 is about the size of Reinhardt's arm
Just imagine the size of his dick.
Then think about how he's gonna abuse 76 with it.

>>155641876
B.Va/Junebug are about to get some unique lines soon if you care about that

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>>155641876

>>155641867
>"can we not have hanzo on attack?"
>Random switched to Genji (was Hanzo)

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>2-1 on koth
>someone dcs
>go 2-2
>everyone else on my team quits
>-50 points

>>155642008
i always pick widow if we have no support or a hanzo in qp

>>155642032
tumblr

That having said, I'd love to force 76 to wear a fluffy tail buttplug

>>155642185
why do autists complain about people leaving after one person leaves

why would you willingly stay just to watch yourself lose the next 2 rounds?

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have faith in me /owg/

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Amelie Lacroix is for ____________.

(Fill in the blank)

>>155642046
>>155642065
https://clyp.it/ouftk4jf

>>155642156
Well, at least he listened.

>>155642185
If it's SNAFU, then why not quit too?

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>last week doing ranks
>Find a group and play with them
>this weekend
>nobody wants to make a group
>play ranks by myself and ask people if they want to play in groups
>nobody answers

k-kill me.

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>>155642306
Cuddling

>>155642270
How is it autistic to not want to lose 50 fucking points on a game you were supposed to win because 1 faggot has mexican internet

>>155642343
We were up and only needed to win 1 round, it's not impossible. The person who DCd was maybe the worst pharah to ever play and didn't contribute ever

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>>155642083
I don't think Rein would abuse 76
I think he'd spend hours fingering and licking him open, making him cum over and over until he's finally ready for the main event

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>>155642304
You can do it.

>>155642083
Reinhardt is too loving for abuse.

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>>155641876
Scavenger.

>>155642458
lol virgin

>>155642458
Reinhardt is a sub and you know it

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>>155641937
nth+n for raddest old man

symmetra makes my peepee stiff

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Are the PTR changes any good?

>>155642430
>How is it autistic to not want to lose 50 fucking points on a game you were supposed to win because 1 faggot has mexican internet
Because if you were down 1 player you were going to lose anyway, if it was 2-0 and the enemy team was completely retarded I'd understand wanting to make an attempt but in this case it's pointless

>>155642637
they are not enough.

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>>155642538
I'm not though

>>155642540
But 76 is an even bigger sub, what are they going to do?

So....loli character when?

Also which nationalities of heroes would you like to see represented in Overwatch?

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This was the only way it could have ended.

>>155642858
South African (white) redneck with a shotgun who talks like Wikus van der Merwe

"fokken omnics man"

>>155642858
I don't think the game has an ape from the moon yet. One of those would be interesting.

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>>155641937
>Someone else supporting my otp

Finally I am not alone

I want to fuck Tracey

>>155642745
>it's literally impossible to win a game 5v6 when you have 2 rounds to do it

sub 1000 console player detected

>>155643017
This is breddy gud, you got more rein76? I only got the two images I posted

I feel like quick play would be better if it were the same as ranked, as in multiple rounds etc. but without competetive points and ranking.

There should be a skirmish type mode where you can do fuck all because as of now, at least in EU, QP is fucking cancer.

>>155643059
Assuming everyone on both teams is average for their rank and neither team has an absolute retard or a top 500 player on a smurf, a 5v6 should be impossible.

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>>155642376
No, silly anon! Amelie Lacroix is for protecting her smile!

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>>155643084

>>155643059
I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm saying the chance is so small that it's not worth the time you'll probably waste

>>155643230
do lewds of this pairing even exist

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>>155642858
Watchpoint: Serbia

>>155642940
Please stop shipping Widowmaker with Tracer.

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>>155643230
i dont got much because its surprisingly rare
>>155643304
some, but this is a pure board

>>155642858
Finland

the character should utilize memes

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>>155643331
this

>>155643304
I'm almost certain there's some hardcore bara featuring the two somewhere out there. Probably buried under a mount of McCree/Hanzo and Reaper76.

>>155643304
There are some if you know were to search.

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>>155643385
S-show me

Post it on imgur if you need to

Please

>>155643098
Would be nice for something like that to show up

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>>155643330
Remove Omnics

How do you think Blizzard will fix D.Va?

Any diamonds on the xbone here?

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>>155643502
I don't

I only know where to find Junkrat/Rein and that's not what I want right now

>>155643645
They won't
She's entered the "bad in high level play but good against shitters" purgatory which means she will never be fixed

>>155643645
Same way they'll fix Torb and Bastion.

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Why no love for this pairing?

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>>155643425
I can tell your right now there is more junkrat/reinhardt than rein/76

This is a stupid timeline we live in
>>155643508
http://imgur.com/a/xQkD0

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>Still no Athena

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This triggers /owg/.

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>>155642306
loving tenderly. Look at this qt. Rollback to prenerf status when? She was the best at shitting on everyone.

>>155641724
>Falling to your death has your character yell loud enough for almost the whole map to hear so everyone knows you fucked up/got embarrassed by someone else

You think it was their intention?

>>155643828
I dislike Mercy and don't care about any ship involving her

>>155643832
Holy shit thank you so much anon

>>155643645
>>155643820
If they revert the defense matrix nerf she'll be fine. Also with a good team d.va is very good in high comp but I guess you can say that about any hero

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>the entirety of this general is waifuposting and husbandoposting
Don't even know why I still come here

>>155643854
Why didn't she just use recall?

>>155643976
probably either for the waifus or the husbandos

>>155643976
Yeah I only come now for ptr and dev news

>>155643929
>revert her defense matrix
Fuck no. Do you remember how fast she died before that?

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>>155642032
Cat ears/tail aren't new.

Still cute though

>>155643976
i come here because you guys are my only friends

>>155644182
cute

>it's a rein's ult hits you 50 miles away through 8 walls in the air while he's dead episode

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>>155642306
Keeping warm in bed in a cold and rainy winter night.

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>>155642852
Invite a dom to fuck em both silly

> lose 3 soloqueue matches in Gold Rank
> come back to qp because maybe I need more practice and maybe I'm shit and I must improve
> still lose matches
Am I unredeemable?

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>>155642858
Greece, the guy fights for Talon because he didn't pay taxes and is now forever in it's dept and influence. He, of course fights, using guerrilla tactics.

>>155643304
almost none. A shittonne of Lucio Rein for some reason though.
You all fags need Jesus anyway. Reinhardt is pure and nor for Lewd

>>155643841
>no sexy athena announcer pack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dWPPgHj8rM

>>155644173
I meant reverting the cool down back to .5 seconds or at least .75 seconds

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>>155644410
That is an excellent idea. Thank you anon!

>>155644401
PRECISION
GERMAN
ENGINEERING

PLAYING WITH GOLDS NOW BOIS

I've accepted my average rank and acknowledged that I'm making as many mistakes as my teammates but I still just can't stand people that pick Hanzo

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I haven't played the game since before ranked.

Feed me your meems please

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I hope everyone is still hyped for Sombra! We're at a whopping 58.0770% right now.

>>155645071
i'm more hyped for halloween skins tbqh

Did I get worse with Rein
I feel like I got worse with Rein
Is that even possible

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>>155644990
Right here m8

>>155645221
You didn't get worse, you're just self aware of your badness now.

>this level 6 and 7 who seem to be together
>always on fire
>91% of eliminations
>replays are 100% dead on hits
>play of the game is usually hanzo with 4 headshot 100% damage rapid fire

That feel when natural pros.

>pushing cart to destination
>a few inches away
>enemy team rolls out of spawn with a mei and dva
>they hold i forever
>lose to attrition

i can only imagine how cancerous quickplay must be with multiple mei's and dva's.

>>155645221
iktf, the same is happening to my Zarya. I used to be pretty great with her but now I constantly screw up (shielding at the wrong time, terrible M1 aim, wasted ults ect.)

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>>155645217
Probably the smart choice

How would you nerf Genji to get him in line with other characters?

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What highlight intro best for Blackwatch Reyes?

Executioner for over edge or shadowstep for cringe?

>never shows my 4 gold medal upvote card

Did they remove this because it was hurting people's feelings?

>>155645706
remove any 1 of his passives, fix deflect hitbox.

>>155645706
At this point I'd like to see reflect's visual match the actual hitbox it has or reduce its size to match the animation.

>it's a "Ana thinks she's Widowmaker" episode

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I hope Oversnatch gets a Mother/Daughter threesome scene for Ana and Pharah and a Symmetra anal ravaging

>>155641826

Junker or Bee

>>155645812
either exceutioner or death blossom

What are your favorite shitter excuses?

>stop abandoning me!

- Zen main who kept running directly into the enemy team and botching his ult

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>>155636008
>Jack having to push Reyes' corpse off of him in order to stand up

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>tfw getting compliments from a guy over your healslut play

>>155645562
Where did you get this?

How does qp matchmaking work?

>>155645407

nice to hear ENUMBRE and Taimou grouped up

>>155645430

>be the only one pushing the cart
>team complain when you aren't healing them

lucio is suffering

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1) what is your rank?
2) are you soloq climbing?
3) do you use voice communication?
4) what is your current SR?
5) what is your favourite/most played role?

I start:
1) Gold
2) yes
3) no
4) 2259 SR
5) Support

>>155646307
theres hidden rating just like ranked

qp prioritizes short queue times over match balance

>>155646260
Post 76 version or gtfo.

>>155646328
diamond
yes
no
3100
dps

>>155646328
diamond
no
no
3100
offense

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>>155646075
Death Blossom shows the Blackout engraving on his guns nicely in the end but I think Executioner fits that skin the most;.

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>>155646260
>tfw I'm passively susceptible to hypnosis
STOP PLEASE DON'T

>>155646328
1)Platinum
2)Yes
3)No mic
4) 2734
5)dps

>>155644401
>it's a "sliver of a pixel blocks my earthshatter los" episode

>>155646328
gold
yes
no
2062
tank

>>155646262
http://pixelondemand.com/amic/

>>155646307
Top priority is finding a match quickly and then it goes through other factors.

>>155646328
nobody gives a single shit what you or any other poster here is like or what they do

kys

>>155646328
Diamond
Yes
Yes
3233
Tank

Who's the most sniffable hero?

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>>155646328
Dumb lazy bitch, either do the full fucking costume or don't even attempt to cosplay the character and accept yourself for the whore you are.

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>>155645217

slutty nurse mercy
harambe/king kong winston
stereotype ninja genji
stereotype samurai hanzo
chav tracer
mime widowmaker
pepe lucio
naked dva
muslim torbjorn
bellydancer symmetra
hijab pharah
battlesuit ana
Brandon Lee Crow Reaper

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>>155646554
76, no competition. Just imagine how heated he gets under that heavy jacket with all that sprinting he has to do.
>>155646560
This is adorable but why the fake plastic popsicle?

>>155646727
>chav tracer
please no

>>155646328
1. gold shitter >tfw mercy mained my placements
2. yes
3. yes, if there are people other than me in the voice channel
4. 2249
5. most played: support. I'm ok with playing any of them. Zen of course is more fun than Mercy.

>>155643929
It won't save her from being dumpster tier in higher level/professional play. She's easily the worst tank atm, because she has no clearly defined role and is a worse version of all the tanks combined that can block ults

It's funny how everyone cried that she was retarded OP initially, and then they got used to her and she's back to being irrelevant again

>>155646328

1) what is your rank?: Master
2) are you soloq climbing?: Yes
3) do you use voice communication?: No, and I'm muted anyway
4) what is your current SR?: 3810
5) what is your favourite/most played role?: Tracer

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>>155646560

she's doing that one Mei spray you sperging gamergoober

>>155645706
Remove invincibility from his shift.
Reduce shuriken damage by 30%

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>>155646554
I was just about to post this >>155646729

I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to sniff his balls and asshole after a long fight...

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>>155646727
Your only good ideas there are mime Widow and Brandon Lee Crow Reaper but fix everything else you retarded pleb memer. I don't give two shits about Mercy but giving a medical genius a porny outfit is just humiliating and stereotypes are the lowest of the low.

>>155646939
what the fuck

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>>155646878
>gamergoober


>>>/out/


Kill yourself

>>155646328
>Master
>Yes
>Yes
>36XX (was 3800 at one point)
>Zarya

>Round starts
>Teammates take damage
>All of them start pinging for heals
>NO ONE goes for any of the healthpacks

>>155646878
Don't care. This "cosplay" is just an excuse for sluts to show themselves off. Further evidenced by the bra hanging off her door or the fact that the top is far shorter than it needs to be.

>>155644182
FOUR EARS

>>155646979

don't defend the healslut. what would you rather she be?

>>155646993
Ignore the homos, they just want attention

>>155645217
Dwarf Torbjorn
Kamen Rider Genji
WWII soldier 76
Robo-Ana
Superman (Ubermensch) Reinhardt
Revolver Ocelot McCree

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>Play one game in the morning
>Easy win
>Start off day in a good mood

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>>155646727
>Vampire Tracer
>Wicked Witch Mercy
>Bigfoot Winston
>Werewolf Mcree
>Fairy Pharah
>Casey Jones Lucio
>Clown Reaper
>Frankenstein Bastion

lesson of the day: Don't solo q past diamond. You'll never make it and everyone's retarded

>>155646934
>tfw you'll never get to hear her talk all day long

>gold damage as Dva 4 games in a row
and you say elo hell isnt real

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>>155647085
better?

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~~REMINDER~~

Patches come and go. Imbalanced characters are transient. No one can ever take your skill and training away from you.

>>155647130
>Dwarf Torbjorn

Wow it's fucking nothing

>>155646554
Tracey, no fucking contest.

>>155647169
>was finally going to pull the trigger and try to reach master after soloing to diamond
>see this post

t-thanks

>>155647143
Nice anime blog, liked and subscribed.

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>tfw the enemy team compliments you

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>>155646328
>1) what is your rank?
Platinum
>2) are you soloq climbing?
Yes
>3) do you use voice communication?
If other people are
>4) what is your current SR?
2780
>5) what is your favourite/most played role?
Bastion or Rein, sometimes Lucio

>>155647130
Ana could be a mummy cause she's Egyptian and as 'dead' at some point

What was the conclusion to that stream of the guy who started bronze and was climbing to master?

>>155647349
>Ghost
>not playing reaper

>>155647130
>Robo-Ana
yes please

>be bastion
>shoot zenyatta midrange
>don't miss anything, hit criticals
>he turns around and kills me in less than 1.5 seconds

epic balancing there blizzard, so what's bastion now a close range one trick pony? this is fucking retarded and you know it. zenyatta has literally more dps than bastion at midrange.

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>>155647169
I solo queued to top 500 though, with no mic even. Both this season and last.

People in this thread grossly overstate the impact of communication. In fact, communication can be distracting much of the time, in exchange for very little benefit. The only thing you truly need to communicate is coordinating ults, and you can do that with the chat wheel.

The only thing that will increase your rank is good movement and good aiming skill.

>>155647391
>implying I don't play Reaper
https://a.pomf.cat/wgertt.mp4

>>155647397
Terminator faced Ana/76 would be cool as shit.

>>155647153
>Frankenstein Bastion

How is bastion related to some guy that made a creature?

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>>155647373
IIRC he made it to Master

>>155647464
Balance in this game is a complete joke.
Just play the meta and settle with the fact that there are only 12 characters to use, not 22.

>>155647470
Calling out enemy positions is also really helpful.

>>155647502

the damaged face terminator with the glowing eye would be amazing

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>>155646231
Here's the follow up scene after he gets up. With an appropriately aged Jack to boot.

>>155647550

No, he made it to diamond

He also had the same winstreak from bronze, and it was giving him 150 ELO per game, so he spent only 4 games getting from plat to diamond. He struggled terribly in 3 of them but was carried by his team anyway.

>>155647214
Lucio has never not been the best character in the game.

>>155647550
>>155647550
He made it to diamond.
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/Pathetic-11574/heroes?mode=competitive

>level 90 right now
>wanna save my easy promotion levels for Halloween
>wat do

The Halloween event is definitely gonna start on October 1st, right?

>it's a stack ruins your game episode

haha really epic guys, I love that your autistic little brother who "mains zen" is complete trash, thanks for bringing him

Why is Overwatch so sexual?

>>155647749

tips for walling oh great one

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>It's in the refridgerator

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>>155647007
>being this easily triggered

>>155647898
To attract loswrs like you and me

>>155646878
>>>/reddit/

>>155647349
>def kangz row, playing reaper
>team is ooga booga, I maintained 5 gold through the game
>multiple quad kills with diediedie
>literally the only one in the team who posed any threat to the red team
>we lost, but I got POTG
>enemy genji goes "bg 2 ez"
>then "reaper you were good"

He probably was ironic, but it still felt good.

>>155647496
>the lyrics match up with the Q
Fucking poetry

>>155647898
Because the lead devs are generally older white guys with some Asians thrown in as well.

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>>155643927
Happy to help

>>155647059
okay grand ayatollah

>>155646554
what the fuck is wrong with you retards that keep asking all these random inane sexual questions that are only tangentially related to overwatch

how fucking sexually frustrated are you

>>155647696
>>155647761
Ah, okay. I didn't watch the stream so I though I'd read he made it to master.

>>155647947
jump a lot, abuse it, practice practice practice, there's no breezy path to getting gud

>>155641997
This google knows

>>155648202
Where do you think we are?

>>155642032
>the korean is a bunny
but what about teh others?
does Mei have pandaears?
do the Australians have koala ears?
is Zarya part Russian bear?

>>155646328
1)Platinum
2)yes
3)no mic cause no job
4)2550, highest was 2905
5)Lucio

>>155647649
it is rarely. players are so easy to spot/hear that your team should have enough awareness of what's going on without you telling them.

most calls I hear are just saying who died...which you can see in the killfeed.

https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/Cypher?mode=competitive

How do you compare against a top-5 Quake player, /owg/?

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>>155647181
>you'll never hear her talk all day in bed until she just falls asleep and cuddle the shit out of her

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Hey you there, you have an opinion right? Let's see it.

I think its safe to say if Jack doesn't get a romantic interest in First Strike he isn't getting one, that or not for a very long while.

So what do you think is going to happen.
Vote already: http://www.strawpoll.me/11288349/

And then rub the results of whoever is wrong into their face.

http://www.businessinsider.com/overwatch-symmetra-changes-coming-soon-2016-9

>"She is a hero we’d like to make some changes to. I think those changes wouldn’t see the light of day until November, though, because we want to do a bunch of internal testing. It’s one thing when we do something [minor] — like, we have a change to Junkrat on the [Public Test Realm] where his Ultimate activates faster, but it’s a very incremental, safe change — whereas the type of changes we think need to happen to Symmetra require a lot more internal testing and discussion."

Symmetra rework coming in November. Hold tight in the mean time Symbros, our time to be the OP character of the month is approaching.

Along with new voice lines

>I will augment your shields
https://clyp.it/rqrnlafr

>Shields boosted
https://clyp.it/0cv0uvrv

>10 charges remaining
https://clyp.it/4in4kaa2

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>>155642306
sniping and laughing in French

>>155648391

>Pharah
>76%

How do we fix this hero?

>>155646328
Gold
No
Yes
1996
Reinhardt forever and ever

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Reminder that pic related spent married and fucked the shit out of your waifu, widowfags.

>>155643331
>>155643412
>I think everone should ship whatever
>the game isn't canon anyways so why do I even care
>except Tracer/Widow

>>155643918
that's a lot of ships

>>155647470
don't believe this guy

>>155648435
Voice lines 1 & 2 obviously refer to the same thing, but what I want to know is how the shields are going to be augmented. +50 instead of 25? What else could she do with them?

>>155648482
>>155648601
they're perfect for each other
they can be French jerks together

>>155648435

Also

>Shields reinforced
https://clyp.it/djh3fg55

Looks like her shielding is going to become less passive.

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>>155648391
Almost the same tracer accuracy, but I probably shoot more tanks than him or something

>>155648703
Those pics need to be more stereotypical.
Include a white flag in that bag of baguettes and put the Eiffel Tower in the background.

>>155648685
Maybe give someone a shit ton of shield at the expense of giving no one else shields?
Or shield allocation?

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>Got up to 2960
>Now at 2750

Why the fuck do ranks fluctuate so hard in this game? It really pisses me off.

>>155648435
>businessinsider
wha

>>155648389
Most players dont do this, they're not as good so mic is definitely useful if you're not a top 500 player.
Dont treat everyone as if they were you dummy.

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>>155648605
tracer belongs to hana

>>155648435
Sounds good to me.

>>155648685
Maybe she'll be able to put double shields on people? So instead of everyone just getting 25 shields she could give a few people 50. But then you'd have something like 250hp Genji and 200hp Tracer running around.

>>155648323
it's been over a month since i last got laid but i still dont spam this thread with some fucking sex crazed dumb shit questions like:

"which hero's feet would you lick??"
"which hero's ass would you worship??"
"which hero would you breed??"
"which hero bleaches their asshole??"
"which hero shaves their vagina??"

like i seriously dont fucking get how someone can find posting this sort of garbage an engaging way to spend their time online

>>155648798

I'm not sure if it's going to be that. Imagine a Tracer with all the shields.

I'm seeing maybe something like Lucio's ult. Giving her an ability to flood someone with degrading shields.

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Do you guys have characters you were surprised to find out you liked playing?

I never thought I'd like 76, cause CAWADOODY, but he's actually a really good hero. Versatile kit, accurate weapon, good damage, good burst with his rockets and his heal ability is great.

Also, that Night Ops camo is great. If only for his weapon.

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>>155648893

Which hero makes the best teenage girl?

>>155648859
>no pre-match dialogue
>nothing to suggest they've ever even met

Shipping is dumb

>get POTM
>it's a quad kill where I only get two of the final blows
>it was POTM instead of my quadkill where I got all four final blows

>>155646328
>1) what is your rank?
Master
>2) are you soloq climbing?
Yes
>3) do you use voice communication?
No, but I listen for callouts
>4) what is your current SR?
3611
>5) what is your favourite/most played role?
Zarya

>>155648989

Mei.

I hated playing against her so much when I first started playing that I just avoided her entirely. I now have her at like 15 hours played after only a few days and she is quickly becoming one of my go to characters.

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In your opinion, who has the most "main character" design in Overwatch?

Which hero would you like to see as the main character in an OW movie/series/whatever?

>>155648893

>like i seriously dont fucking get how someone can find posting this sort of garbage an engaging way to spend their time online

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzYGWF6qrts

https://www.twitch.tv
/cypheronline

Get in here and watch a Quake savant shit all over shit game's players

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He's gay, right?

>>155648893
How new are you? I started posting here a month and a half ago and there were questions like that in every thread.

>>155649095
not Tracer

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>>155648435
god please no.

Sym and Bastion are retard filters already. usually you just stomp them but if your team is retarded it's so goddamn painful to play.

>mfw I have to hammer down each of her sentries as Reinhardt because none of my teammates can be bothered to shoot them

>>155648893
>it's been over a month since i last got laid

0/10 bait

try harder next time

>>155649125
>he's ranked #6 and actually playing, with only one teammate

Bizarre. I thought the top 50 people just 6stacked to their current rank, afked for 7 days, played one game, rinse repeat

I know this is what kephrii and friends do

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>>155648408
>"I could do this all day"
I love hearing her voicelines.

>>155649165
He's as gay as omnics are people

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>>155648893
You asked for it.
>"which hero's feet would you lick??"
I'm not into feet.
>"which hero's ass would you worship??"
Reaper.
>"which hero would you breed??"
McCree
>"which hero bleaches their asshole??"
Hanzo looks like the type of prissy bitch to do that kind of thing.
>"which hero shaves their vagina??"
Sounds painful.
>>155648992
Hana Song

>>155647181
>tfw you're french
>but no one actuall talks like that

>>155648435
>businessinsider
wait isnt this an actual magazine thing

>>155648989
Probably Winston and Lucio

>>155648883
>Torb/Symm
>Zenyetta now has 325 health/armour/shields
>200 of which are rechargeable shields
>Armour is even below shields

At the cost of a Torb on your team, you have a pretty fucking beastly Zenyetta - Tracer/Genji/Reaper beware.

>>155649095
Mcree.
Would rather see Genji or Reaper though

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>>155649095
>In your opinion, who has the most "main character" design in Overwatch?
Tracer or Soldier:76.

>Which hero would you like to see as the main character in an OW movie/series/whatever?
Soldier:76 or Reinhardt. Maybe McCree.

>>155648435

Finally

Stupid question incoming, I'm kinda new to PC gaming : can you use a separate mic and headphone to talk in the game chat or does it have to be a headphone mic combination?

>>155646554
Winston

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>>155649258
>>155648408
>"I could do this...''
>''I could...''
>falls asleep

I want Amelie gf.

>>155649095

Not exactly an answer to your question, but I want to see a feature length movie about the Overwatch strike team during the Omnic Crisis. Maybe the sequel could show the team in their prime, keeping the peace, then see the development of blackwatch and the eventual downfall of the whole organisation. The it ends with the final confrontation between 76 and reaper.

>>155648534
Without redesigning her whole kit, I think the best solution is just giving her 100 armor. She'll still be the lowest dps non-support/tank hero with the least mobility and potential.

>>155649165
There's been no evidence for or against it. Just looking at him, I'd guess he was straight.

If one of the male characters were gay, my first guess would be Hanzo.

>>155649417
Yes you can.
In fact, headphones that don't include a mic with it are always of a much higher quality than the ''gaming'' headsets.

>>155649417
You can use any combination. You could even have headphones (with mic) and a separate mic. You just need to configure your default audio devices.

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>>155648435
BALI CHADHADO

>>155648893
>"which hero's feet would you lick??"

Tracer. Tracer. TRACER.
>"which hero's ass would you worship??"
I'd like Zarya to facesit me.
>"which hero would you breed??"
Mercy best mom.
>"which hero bleaches their asshole??"
U wot
>"which hero shaves their vagina??"
All of them
'xcept Zarya

>>155648992
Reaper
>edgy teen who probably wrote 'My Immortal', probably a c-student in everything but sports
Soldier (pre-accident) :
>typical all-american farmgirl, like Reaper grade-wise, thinks Reaper is her BFF until she betrayed her
Reinhardt
>stronk and tall German girl, really funny, does not understand American-values
McCree
>cowgirl, probably cheerleader and her dad is a member of the NRA, pretends she likes rock to fit in but her true passion is country music
Hanzo
>straight A-Student from Japan
Genji
>her airheaded sister who only thinks about two things
can't think of others right now

>>155649482

What about thrust vectoring so she isn't a slowly floating target?

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>>155649095
Tracer is the poster girl, but storywise 76 is the main character.

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>>155649264
kek

>>155648893
>which hero's feet would you lick?
Tracer
>which hero's ass would you worship?
S76
>which hero would you breed?
I'd install an artificial womb inside Genji and create cyborg babbys
>which hero bleaches their asshole?
Young Genji and young Widow
>which hero shaves their vagina?
Mercy, Hana, Tracer, young Widow

>>155649615
Reduce cooldown on concussion, so she can use that for faster in-air movement more often.

>>155649640
Reaper and 76 are the main characters.
I'm not saying that because of the memes I'm saying it because their fight was and still is 70% of the story.

>>155649176
where did i say this is a new thing? it's just baffling that it keeps being so popular topic of conversation

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>>155649165
No idea just like with all the other heroes minus Ana and Widowmaker.

>>155649562
>>155649565
Thanks for answering my stupid question brothers. I don't want to get too far out of the topic, but if anyone get cheap/decent mic rec, I'll take them.

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>>155649264
>>"which hero shaves their vagina??"
>Sounds painful.

half mei's ammo so she has to reload once or twice per match

maybe even aim her lmb

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>>155648804
Me too anon, me too. At 2526 right now.

>>155649615
That would be a major change, but I think increasing her aerial mobility would help her more than extra health. Giving her a bunch of armor would really only screw over Soldier:76 as a Pharah counter and he's already in a shitty spot. McCree and Zen would still devastate, Bastion wouldn't care much either.

>Widow refuses to switch and does nothing for our team
How did Ster do it?

>>155648893
>he doesn't know about that one thread full of sfm porn

>>155649313
Heavens no, print media is dead

>>155649783
He's being specific, you can't shave your vagina. The part with hair is the labia. Shaving your vagina I guess would be scraping at the folds to shave off skin.

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>>155649095
If the Overwatch story has a protagonist it is probably Tracer. I'm sure her 'time travelling' power will come in useful for exposition, she's also cheery and down to earth, unlike most superhero oddballs.

>>155649742
About mics, pretty much anything will work really, even those logitech ones that you put in your desktop work really fine.

About headphones, /g/ has compiled a guide to buying the best headphones according to certain pricetags, so choose for yourself.

http://pastebin.com/CCQCUv5e

All those can be found in Amazon.

>>155646328
>gold
>soloq but not climbing
>no
>2261
>support

>>155649095
My waifu.

>first game after 2 weeks
>attack widow in diamond

I want to die

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>>155648893

>"which hero's feet would you lick??"
Mercy
>"which hero's ass would you worship??"
Mercy
>"which hero would you breed??"
Mercy
>"which hero bleaches their asshole??"
Mercy
>"which hero shaves their vagina??"
Mercy

>>155649165
McCree can't be satisfied by one of anything

>>155650231
Where is this from? Sorry if that's a stupid question

>>155650187
to be fair there was one time I used attack widow
it was Doardo and one Bastion camped outside
my teammates were loseres so I took a shot and brought him down
then I switches back

>>155649038
Mr. Master solo q climber, got any tips for Plat solo q climbers? I play Reaper, Rein, Roadhog and Zen. Although I play a lot of other heroes if need be

>>155650347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBIwGKDwnWY

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>>155649095
In terms of design, Tracer or Lucio

In terms of plot relevance, Soldier:76

In terms of personal preference, Reaper or McCree. Because I like Antihero/Villain protagonists.

>>155647761
>19-11
>that took him from Bronze to Diamond
wtf, is it that easy to rank up?
I started at Diamond so I wouldn't know

>>155643536
Widows ass is way fatter than that

>>155642858
For being such a major plot point, omnics are completely underrepresented. As for major countries that aren't represented that could be interesting:
>Italian
>Irish
>Polish
>Native American
>turkish
>there's only one black guy and he's mixed

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>>155650379
I play Zarya
a lot
If Zarya is taken I play Zen

>start at 2,4k
>go on a winstreak to 3,2k
>go back to 2,8k
>3k again
>2,6k

i love it

>woodpecker can confuse an omnics database and sensors
How did they Fuck so much shit up? My phone can decide between gunfire and nature.

What do you guys do when the pug goes 4 DPS characters? How do i carry myself to a win with that

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>>155650231
Goddamn it how fucking awesome would it be to have a forward boost option like in this?

I JUST FINISHED A COMP MATCH AND GAINED 3 SR

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

WHY

>>155650637
Being disabled for that long and left to the elements takes a while to come back from.

So E-54 is still damaged and its programming has been scrambled to hell and gone. At that point, its wires were so crossed that it practically had dissociative identity disorder. And to be fair, after being repurposed during the Omnic crisis, the general reaction to anything organic was "Shoot the fuck out of it."

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>>155648435
>D.Va last in line for a significant rework/buff behind poo in the loo and Def heroes

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>>155650637
PTSD

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>>155651009
Do you remember what the difference was between your team and theirs?

Were you higher SR in total than they were?

>>155651049

D.va already got her buff. Don't be greedy.

>>155650953
blue flash in the clouds is her E

>>155651029
Why didn't Bastion just walk to the nearest city and steal a leather jacket and a motorbike?

>>155651137
I appreciate her buff, but I wish they hadn't been so stingy about the up time ratio. She really wasn't that bad. Didn't need the flicker nerf.

>>155650482
I can't wait for italian stereotypes
>Mamma mia!

>reaper counters hog
>hog oneshots reaper
uhh

what is this retarded end screen ui in competitive, dosent even show how much points you lost of gained

>>155651049
>Soldier 76 won't get a straight buff because he's so popular in bronze-gold and QP