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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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1st for anime
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Heavy is a bad class and I feel bad for people who play him.
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2nd for anime a shit
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Post your every day carry
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86th for 750/119/59/10
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6th for tf2 anime
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remove getawhale

his voice is cringy
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does ster appear on toth livestream or what?
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is mm still shit?
i uninstalled tf2 a few weeks ago because forced graphics in mm
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>>155168237
Because TF2R is literally just for giving away items and having small community events. It used to be pretty active back in the day, but trading bots happened and people don't know how to add the raffler and think the site will just do it for them. For some reason these people also think the raffler chooses the winner.

>>155169558
No, but based Jerma did

>>155169876
It's better but not fantastic
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>>155169948
I miss those two ;_;
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i dont
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26dollar actually died playing that shitty game
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Man, I really want another round of contracts and skinned weapons.
And that Pyro class update.
And a group of Halloween unusuals that don't suck.
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26dollar is my girlfriend
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>tf2
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGxvhzs2_W8
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>>155172025
zz i miss you :-D
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>>155172025
hello blackman
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>>155172025
>>155172213
Please refrain from posting in this general just to use your tripcode and try to start drama.
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>>155172246
i post all the time without my memecode
also tf2 is gay as heck
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>>155172090
i miss you too kez

>>155172213
hello white man
i remember when you were white child

>>155172246
the only person trying to start drama here is you
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>>155172965
im still shaped like one except now i do cool adult stuff like smoke and drink and die slowly
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>>155172025
>black who fits the stereotype of a black weeb who loves fightan games
and also likes mlp porn
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who doesnt
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>>155173161
you shouldn't smoke or drink or die
i would miss you

>>155173857
>mlp porn
you're thinking of totenkruez, sorry
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>>155173161
>>155174491
Dont you fags have a discord/mumble/steam to discuss this shit?
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>not showing off how cool u are on 4chan with ur tripfriends
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what happened to drawings
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How do png to vtf sprays work again?

I converted a 326kb png into a 1.33mb vtf, and that won't show up as a spray of mine

Help
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>>155172025
>not tf2
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>geel provided his site for item donations and for equipment that tip of the hats needed

maybe he's not all that bad
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>>155177131
at the end of the day he's still a businessman and this event will have gotten him a lot more new customers, which is probably what he really cares about
the good feeling of helping out the kids and the community is just a bonus if anything
/assertion
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why do i sometimes not see my ally's health as medic

i can see it when i heal them but not when i look at them
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Hear buds are two keys now
Can't believe it myself and check the backpack

So what the fuck happened?
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>>155178413
high priced were priced in buds instead of keys which caused prices to change a lot and people would panic sell causing buds to lose value.
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>>155178413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvXDUX52tB0
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>>155178640
ye this is what i was trying to explain but i didn't remember
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Why is the Natascha considered shitty?
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>>155180534
because only gay homos use is to suck each other off
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Nerdaloid : honestly cn fuck off jesus christ do something productive but camp for a spy

Nerdaloid : HONESTLY DONT YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE
S
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geel
https://www.periscope.tv/Getawhale/1zqKVVOYZoLKB
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and now we wait for our donation badges
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>>155182087
Oh yeah someone should make one of these for that dumbass that deleted a golden pan
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ToTH afterstream is running now

www.twitch tv/erynn_
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>>155183921
Welp deleting a golden pan is always an intentional decision.
"HEY GUYS IM SUCH ATTENTIONWHORE SO I CAN TRASH 3K$ worh ITEM JUST TO GET 1 THREAD ABOUT ME ON THE REDDIT AND 30 COMMENTS ON MY PROFILE xDD"
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>>155184410
Remember that day when there was a global message for someone receiving or deleting his golden wrench. I should have taken a screenshot when someone deleted his.
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These charity fags dont care about the charity they only care about making themselves look good
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i like how they always had to say something about the money going towards cancer kids every 2 mins
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>>155186349
>>155187575
Who cares when the end result is that money goes to charity. When was the last time you sat down and thought "man, I'm such a great person, I didn't do shit for anyone and I don't even want recognition".

also
>stream is about cancer kids
>not reminding people that this is a special occasion where you're supposed to donate money

you are a retard, try and do something nice for someone and not feel good about yourself
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>>155171609
he uploaded a screenshot like an hour ago

you cant do that from the afterlife
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*wakes up*
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i won a raffle
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>>155189290
holy shit kiss them
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>>155186349
There's no such thing as a free lunch, but it's still more noble than just putting on a big event for just another paycheck.

Everyone kind of knows TF2 needs all the exposure it can get, too. It drives a lot of these events.
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>Geel said if someone donated a Golden Pan to TotH he would match the cash equivalent
>Engio offers buyout on one 5 minutes afterwards and donates it once the trade goes through
>Bot backpack goes private
DRAMA INCOMING
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>>155190097
Go bug Geel right now, he's on Erynn_'s stream
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>>155190097
I'm not surprised

>pic related it's /tf2g/ ratting geel out
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how rich is Engio
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>>155190496
He probably makes a boatload given how he tries to screw over Geel at every opportunity.
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>join comp on snakewater
>stuttering begins and never stops
Who's to blame for this?
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>>155191025
The anonymois hero who DDOSed the server so nobody would have to take the abandon.
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>>155191064
It's not a server related problem
It's a client issue
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>>155191113
Valve for:
>Putting it in the rotation
>Not optimizing the map
>Putting it in the rotation
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>>155191278
snakewater was never an issue
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>>155190904
who are engio and geel?
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>>155191549
Geel owns scrap.tf and he's from tf2g
Engio is his archnemesis and he's also from tf2g
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>>155191704
>Geel is from tf2g
Does this mean he's not welcome on his own website?
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>>155191704
why do they hate each other
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>>155191757
geel is a fucking fag and engio is based
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>>155191757
Geel banned most of tf2g from his website to cover up how a bunch of tf2gs discovered he was giving users admin privileges for literally erping and swapping nudes with jesse. Engio responded by stealing all of Geel's paypal money and becoming his archnemesis.
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>>155191757
engio used geel as a footrest which is geel's fetish, but one day poor little geel boy had enough.
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Excuse me, but why do we all hate Geel? He seems like a pretty cool guy and it was really generous of him to match any golden pan donations to toth. Shame nobody donated one yet.

Unrelated: Geel got a new golden pan from a generous private donor! Can't wait for his stream where he shows it off on the official scrap.tf server (which by the way shares its banlist with the scrap.tf website).
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>>155190496
idk, but his backpack worth like 5 bucks
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>>155191865
whos jesse?
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>>155192135
It was worth around $100 at one point but it seems he cashed that out.
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>>155192228
Co-owner of scrap.tf and Geel's buttbuddy. He all the real work with the bots (coding in C# and letting engio empty them with an exploit, Geel just designs and runs the website).
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>>155192335
ok thanks
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>win
>shittalk if im on top 3
>1 friend request by someone on the other team

kek every time
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did i do it
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>>155193185
>>shittalk if im on top 3
It's isnt neccesarry to show everyone one the server that you under 15 yo.
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>>155193906
it is if they are 3 engineers and 3 snipers stalemating a turbine game
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>>155193185
>they turn out to be a total slut and want you to dominate them in bed too
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>Human ignored my friend request
Do I just reraffle it?
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oh no

what is crate #2 gonna give me
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she kicked me out of her group for the 5th time

i hope she is okay
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>>155194289
tfw gambling addict
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>1:53 PM - 26dollar: i asked her (kiriikp) what she mean by saying she really liked me
>1:53 PM - 26dollar: she said that she would want to "spend her life with me"


i wish she could like

not
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>>155194129
>playing cp and ctf on no timelimit casual
It's only your fault.
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i feel sick
i want to die
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26dollar x human OTP
kiriikp can die alone
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It's okay since most of the tf2g want you to die too.
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>she
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I'm fucking sad, ToTH this year was amazing and now it's ended.
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i didn't watch toth
i saw a clip of jerma though
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Why does Harbleu have 2600 viewers at 8 AM? I don't think I've ever seen a non-event TF2 stream break 500.
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>>155194974
He doesn't stream TF2 though
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>>155195151
What's this then: http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/harbleu
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i don't want my tf2g pals to die
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>>155195260
Looks like Paladins
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i miss harbloo
i wish he would come back
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http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28495510

Please buy my skins
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i opposite of seems like it


what did we talk about yesterday
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whether you were depressed and you told me a bit about your past so i told you some of mine
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its like you're trying to make me feel worse
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i was trying to do the opposite

but people asked me stuff and I was honest
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-2fA6u83PU
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And I wish you degenerates would get a permaban

But we can't always get what we want
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>>155197080
The one time I agree with viva
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>play engie in casual
>sneak behind dumbfuck enemy team and put down exit
>EE teleport and set up level 3 outside their spawn door
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>>155198872
I trust that they will do a good job
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mm was a mistake
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>Guy keeps calling me a squeaker
>Calls random votekick on me because of this
>TFW I'm probably older than him and everyone else who was on our team
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no it wasn't
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>>155199450
that's not MM that's casual faggot
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then why'd that loser post a casual game
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>>155199646
But >>155199006 was also a screencap of casual :x
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>>155199646
what do you think MM stands for?
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>>155199889
matchmaking
casual is a matchmaking service by valve
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>26dollar is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
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>>155200190
But it ain't matchmaking. Otherwise, there wouldn't be a Casual category in the main menu and it'd be bunched up with Matchmaking

Stupid point you're trying to make
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>>155200190
I feel like you're not the anon whom I asked that question
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>>155199006
I got to death merchant and even I know that. I got bored awhile ago, either you stomp, or you run into faggots like xrod and other hacker baddies.
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>upward last
>playing engie
>attacking
>some good players joined the other team
>unusual heavy medic combos everywhere
>demos everywhere
>pyros flanking
>uber after uber getting almost spawncamped
>1 minute left
>the cart is almost there
>me and some scout manage to bypass the spawncampers
>crouch behind the cart
>red's face when
>before anyone managed to come back we pushee it in
It was truly a gg
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>>155200314
There is literally no option called Matchmaking.
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post some good eu servers, the ones in the pastebin are dead
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>>155202776
https://servers.gameshock.net/tf2
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>>155168949
remove saloon.tf from the op
add marketplace.tf
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Post Sneaky French mans.
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>>155204067
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>>155204067
>shitty hat
>shitty effect
I hope it's a gift or your unbox.
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>>155204113
>random shit thrown together
ya sure nice
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>Reserve Shooter:
This weapon deploys 20% faster
+35% accuracy
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
-25% damage
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do you guys play comp or highlander?
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>>155204067
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>>155204647
I do 6v6's irl out in the desert
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>>155206187
o.o
amazing kamarad
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>>155204437
I'm ok with this the current stats are broken when pyro is using it
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In wich sites i can find raffles?
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4chan.org
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HIGH SKILL OFFENSE:
Skill to win, independent, they counter to each other only with higher skill. All 3 can do better with a Medic.
>Scout:
Tiny frame, fragile hitpoints but hectic, flanks and hunts better than anyone in game, sweeps for pocket, objective and level headed
>Soldier:
High mobility roamer, slow as hell on ground, easy to grab and play, backbone of team at any given situation, sentry buster, can be a pocket or sweeper, all around good man
>Demoman:
One of the best pockets, mobile both in air and ground, specializes in melee, high burst damage, sentry buster, can go toe-to-toe against anyone if things go dire

OFFENSE BACKBONE:
Organization classes, counters each other with profession only. Can't reach one another directly.
>Medic:
Initiator, overheals and keeps everyone in sight with Medigun, first contact to horn the presence of a Spy
>Heavy:
One of the best pockets, evades/blocks Sniper fire for Medic, slowest mobility forces you to drop everything with accuracy, weak against airdives, requires map awareness
>Spy:
Second initiator, breaks complicated defenses or clutch situations for team's safety, needed sideman when organizing an attack, fragile as hell, distracts and drags, requires observation and juke knowledge

STAPLE DEFENSE:
Harassment classes they only counter each other with professioned distance.
>Engineer:
Clutches the defenses with Sentry, picks up gear as line pushes further, carries the less mobile classes elsewhere with teleports, still helpless against a simple über if no one helps him
>Sniper:
Follows the trail of line defense, can't be in active combat at all, picks high value targets to slow down line defense, useless slow mobility when no safe haven teles, abuses small gaps between plates or window frames for potshots
>Pyro:
Pushes the line for backline, camps at high floors, dive flank routes for taking out Medic, sweeps for Sentry rather than pockets, helps Engineer, mediocre mobility, jack of all trades but master of none
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>>155204067
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>>155207781
Disgusting
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>>155191025
>>155191113
>>155191459
Happened again on foundry
Now I have a 6 hours cooldown
I've verified the files and made a complete defrag before, it'd still stutter making the game absolutely unplayable

Who do I contact to get the cooldown lifted or where do I go to test further?
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>>155204437
>accuracy on a shotgun
>90*0.75*1.35 = 91 damage on meatshots
So, literally useless?
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>>155208081
>>155206409
>>155204437
I'm all in for a small damage nerf, but if it hits anything below 110-112 Pyro would be literal shit against Sandman Scouts and Deadringer Spies.
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How the fuck do people already have red ranks?
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>>155207781
>obscurespywhodoeshisownthing/10
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>>155208737
>open an alt account
>learn how this shitty rank system works
>get some personal experience
>get back to your own account and try to perform your best
I think that's about it.
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>>155208737
If you play everyday, is not that hard. Also there might be a way to trick the system.
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>>155208737
lmao it's not hard
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>>155200793
no one here likes you and no one thinks you're cool (except for the loners that will befriend anyone)
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>>155207972
eyy fuck off m8

>>155208860
The team is mearly a distraction for my shenanigans
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>1000 games
lmao wtf are you a fucking gay ass nerd?
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>>155204067
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>>155211651
7/10
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>papyrus_2002 shittalks his team
i wish i was joking
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$400 (US) for TF Logo Polar Pullover
Y/N?
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>>155213608
get shitty antlers instead of that
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>>155213827
I can't paint Antlers gold and pretend I'm the epic meme face.

Also Antlers waste a loadout slot
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>>155213608
I wouldn't
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>>155214815
benis
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>>155214815
kiriikp is a girl
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>>155214815
IWTCIRD
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>>155214815
Sorry you dropped something
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>>155214815
rainbow dash's epic shooter!
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>>155214815
volvo pls buff
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>>155214815
>>155215505
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>>155214815
Raw kit lawn chair
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>>155215505
That reminds me, one time someone rolled and it was like "rainbow dash's supa shoota!" does anyone have a pic of it? I think it's funny.
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>>155215739
winner
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>>155215932
>>155215505
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>>155213608
think about what you are doing you mongoloid
its a fucking shitty hat for a decade-old stagnant game

spend your money on better things
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>>155215932
big gun do lots of POOTIS
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>>155216079
rerolling for this
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>>155215932
¯\_ ͡°ᴥ ͡°_/¯
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>>155216079
I will also roll for this
>>155215932
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>>155215932
Raw kit make you boomboom and squish
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A new week.

Maybe the update will happen this time.

Haha.
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>>155215932
rainbow dashes epic goon
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>>155215932
Haha long gun
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>>155216791
winner
>>155216079
wish this roll won desu

oops
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>>155216035
Epic post :)
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get randomed into the team full of F2P tarts:

>swap to Medic to break the spawn camp
>later on you realize they can't keep you alive, nor care
>most of the time they waste your über
>when you deployed über at the right time to lead them Soldiers shit talk you and don't follow
>you notice; none of your teammates tries to help you by swapping to medic

>swap to Spy to break the spawn camp clutches
>chainstab the shit out of enemy team
>your teammates only gets out after your killstreak because again; no Medics
>feel like everyone tries to follow you around which blows your cover against Scouts
>get shittalked by Soldiers again who can't take out a damn sentry by themselves.
>you notice; a few moments later you have 3 other spies in your team and now enemy team counters you solely by doing simple spychecks
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11:59 AM - Vernan: 1 person isnt enough


oWo
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>>155219157
What does this mean?
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>It's possible to get assist priority on your own kills, preventing anyone from getting credit
Epic
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>>155218316
Not like you had to stay in that game
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page 10 and under 200 replies?
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>>155223295
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>>155204067
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>>155223513
everyone watching the TipoftheHats stream?
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How do I get into the trading thing

I just buy low cost items on the Markets to feel better but that doesn't work

Do I buy a lot of keys
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>>155225897
its too late to jew
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WHY WONT ANYONE ON MY TEAM ABANDON WHEN IM LOSING EVER
THIS IS GETTING SO RIDICULOUS
EVERY WIN RUINED BY ABANDON + LOSSES
HOW DO I CLIMB THIS SHIT NOW
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Get good.
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>>155227070
BETTER THAN YOU FUCKER
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Ok.
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engineer mains
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i dont get it
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>>155228053
haha it spink
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ded
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How many dicks do I have to suck to get this?
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>>155233684
all u have to do is fuck kiriikp for it
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>>155233760
>Implying he has a dick
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>>155233809
>not having a dick
get the fuck out bitch
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>>155233809
he is a dick too
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Let's get some sorta discussion going:

What's your favorite line from tf2? Personally, I really like https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/20/Demoman_specialcompleted02.wav?t=20100625221814

what about you?
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BONK!
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HON HON HON!
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pootis
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>>155235325
NEED A DISPENSAH 'ERE
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pootis
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What are the best and worst unusual effects?
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>>155237690
Unusual effects are purely a taste thing. Personally I think they're all ugly as fuck, unless it's on a themed hat. Like a blizzard brown bomber or a dead presidents cosa nostra would look fine, but most of the time, the unusual does not match either hat or loadout.
>>
>>
i keep clicking on that button but it isn't doing nothing :(
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I don't know why you would enter a raffle, then not claim the item, but whatever, reraffle because ain't nobody got time for human's shenanigans: http://tf2r.com/kip7bvf.html
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my head hurts
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If someone were to rent a 12~16 slot server with a small 5CP map rotation, what would be some good class limits?
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Anyone here good at scout?
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>>155242576
For pubs, 2 for each

For competitive, the standard
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>>155242576
2 of every class
if it's just a casual server there's no need for competitive class limits, but it's still nice to prevent having 4 spies or 4 demos
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>>155242680
No.
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>>155242680
me
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I own 1 of 5 Cloudy Moon Snaggletooth's and I got it for free lol. Pic related
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>>155248729
>Bragging about having a shit tier unusual
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>>155248879
Being this mad
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>>155208737
because they don't have any community servers in their favorites
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>>155248957
Why would I be upset that you have a 10 key unusual? That's less than $30 dude.
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>>155204437
All you haff to do is reduce clip size back to 3.
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>>155248729
cool effect shit hat
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>>155249642
Be realistic. It's priced at 90-100
But to be fair, no one will buy shit nowadays for full price, so it should really be 60ish keys. Not 10, though

>>155249824
Yep
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>>155249642
more like 95 keys but ok
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>>155242087
10 minutes
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wtf WHY AM I NOT IN A GAME????????????
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>>155250384
We're still in this queue
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>>155251412
Life sure must be hard living in the third world.
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HLLEP

>>155251521
THATS GRAN U DUMB SHITE
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>>155251521
I'm a 1st worlder you savage
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were fucki8ng in

in a fucking peru server???????

helloo?
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WE LOST

NO
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>>155251948
>American has better ping than BR to peruvian server

What?
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>>155237690
Specific cases are hard to judge, maybe you ken the pertinent detail to make a theme materialize, maybe you're just forcing it.
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>>155254858
I don't think there's a way to make bonzo the all spewing to look good
that said I'd buy it because of how obnoxious it is
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>>155254409
I've got the DIRECT pipe to Peru, roach.
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I teamstack casual matches with a pocket medic so I can feel good about myself
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>>155256494
are you me?
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>>155256494
Don't passive aggressive shitpost at me EVER again.
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>>155256494
Do you have fun doing it?
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>>155256494
>20 minutes to get in game

you better believe i'm going medical to win this shit pub
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pssst...nothin personelle..........................................................kide
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>>155258118
What's a business man doing with a samurai sword?
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whats a blind man doing on tf2g rofl
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>2016
>Not having your own personal healslut who follows you around and heals only you
What's your excuse, /tf2g/?
>>
What's BasicVevo doing in the Impact Zone?

>>155258452
Women fucking suck when it comes to playing Medic
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>>155258452
I'm the healslut
>>
Don't reply to me or my posts ever again.
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hi do you want to fly american airlines
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>>155258452
I ask people in game to heal me when I see them.
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>>155258665
Who?
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>>155258687
This guy would have stopped 9/11 if he was in the cockpit.
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hello sir are you voting for crooked hillary or donald j trump
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>>155258915
Hillary is probably going to lose to trump.
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>>155259162
ive come to help youcommit suicide :DD
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>>155258915
what do u think, buster
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>>155260096
why even get a texture mod and then play with such a shit texture quality
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>>155260330
to shitpost
>>
is there a MAGA hat but with respective colors for paints?
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>>155260330
why even support hillary u commie shit
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easy
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>>155260412
im not white i am filthy mexican scum so i can not vote for donald trump
but i will not vote hillary "im overheating at 79 degrees fahrenheit" "i did not have sexual relations with that email server" clinton either
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>>155260634
you can vote for trump if you're not an illegal idiot
>>
I didn't realize that I'm on /pol/ right now.
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>>155260719
granberia do not patronize me like this
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>>155260330
who do you think you are
>>
>>155260634
you can vote for trump as any race(??)
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>>155260795
every board is /pol/ now
its for the best
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>>155260795
i though this was /r9k/
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>>155260795
/pol/ likes to bleed onto every board it can for ebin memes
usually filtering the popular insults that come from /v/ keep them away
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>>155258452
I do :3c
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did anything ever come of gell stealing that golden pan or was that not true
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Is there a MAGA hat with paint schemes?
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>>155261907
>pre mym screenshot
rip
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>>155262395
>valve payload was a thing then
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is the bison good or bad right now
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>>155261157
This post is zed shitposting.

Please refrain from shitposting zed.
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>tf2 when no fuccboi friend to pocket me
hightower has so many healthpacks anyway
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>>155260795
/pol/ is the epitome of 4chan culture

if you dont like it go to reddit
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>>155262516
that ain't zed
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>>155262562
What if I already do go to Reddit, though?
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>>155262573
yes it is
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>>155262562
>/pol/ is the epitome of 4chan culture
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>>155262516
>>155262687
What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?
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>>155262789
Are you retarded? Neither of those posts have anything to do with the mumblejerk.
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>>155262886
What did he mean by this?
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>>155262639
then you're even stupider and have shittier taste than i already thought. reddit is fucking awful from the layout to the memes to the users. there is absolutely nothing redeemable about reddit, and i find it hard to believe that you laud yourself as such a well adjusted normie while basically admitting to going on a website that still allows pictures of dead children to be posted.
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>>155262958
if you passive aggressive shitpost me ONE more time you're going DOWN kid
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>>155263059
>trs

based
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>>155263160
>teamstacked tf2g pugs
the good old days
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>queue for casual
>7/10 deaths are to random crits
>see heavy from a mile away
>he gets crits
>pyro round the corner
>random crits
>fucking medic and engie might as well have 100% crit rate since those cunts always crit
>crockets, critstickies and critpipes flying all over
>medics run away from me even when i'm top score
"Do more damage, you'll crit more often"
>fucking gibus (insert class) that just joined the game who get a random crit right when they see me

Fuck the fair and balanced, this must be a curse.
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>>155263197
New shoah tomorrow, and Enoch said they might have some reporter from Vice on.

If it's anything like the episode where they had the gawker guy on it'll be amazing.
>>
>>155263281
>tfw can't invite more than 5 other people to your stack

>>155263302
Random crits have literally zero reason to exist.
>>
>Get matched into a game with Viva
>He's fucking garbage
>His pocket's even worse
>I deal the most damage, get the most frags, and earn the most points
>Viva still acts like he did shit
>His pocket is 5th on the scoreboard
>Viva is 3rd even with all the free Medic points
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>>155263445
Screencap or it ain't real. It probably is though, guy has 4k hours and only plays the worst two maps in the game.
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>>155263154
I don't go for the users, though
I don't go to those sorts of subreddits, though. I'm more of a /r/HipHopHeads and /r/SqaredCircle kinda guy

>>155263445
How long ago was this?
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>>155263445
>doesn't post a scoreboard
fake and gay
>>
Jesus christ, those subscriptions are cancer.
>>
You guys are funny. You call talking /pol/.
Oh tf2g; never change.
>>
>>155263539
this is fucking awful
how do you manage to out yourself as an even worse person with every day that passes by
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>>155263539
>subbed to hhh where everyone only circlejerks isaiah rashad and lil yachty and fucking despises any music before 2012
>subbed to squaredcircle where everyone lets kevin owens and seth rollins bust in their mouths but despise roman reigns for existing
PLEASE go and STAY go
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>>155263640
They're not so bad. Plenty of good material for a nice couple of chuckles

>>155263724
Cringe and game subreddits are worse than ones that feature gore often? Ok, believe what you'd like

>>155263864
I don't see enough Isaiah Rashad or Yachty circlejerk. That's also cause I never go to those threads. I don't listen to either of 'em. They dig a fuck ton of music from across the decades, though

That's cause Kevin Owens is entertaining as fuck. Rollins has gotten a lot more shit over the weeks for being unsafe as fuck. Reigns hate is deserved because he's McMahon's golden boy. Fans don't want him as the face of the company
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man, i love playing tf2 honestly
>>
Same

Kritzkrieg with pals is the best
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i wanted to post a team fortress two related picture but 4chan didnt let me :(
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>>155255993
That's what I did, I named my l'homme burglerre with Bonzo "The Legend of Farty Sphincter"

>>155260096
img
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>>155261986
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B-s905y_wyxzaE1LYjZjbndQSXc

Works with Ellis and Mann co store hats. I don't think it supports the Online mann co version.
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>egypt
>boxtrot near the boxes on the 1st point
>blues running around trying to cap with me there defending the point without no one noticing me
7 bucks well spent.
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>>155264601
Thanks lad!
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>>155264607
>buying from the Mann co. store
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>>155264607
that taunt proves how disgustingly bad the tf2 community is at the game
>>
>>155264708
gotta feed the gaben famalan
>>
*is loved*
>>
/me hugs tf2gfu
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>3 heavies and 2 medics on payload offense
This should be illegal.
>>
>tfw listening to music with my tf2gfu
it is a gay feel
>>
no
unless youre music
>>
i would ask you all to post what you're listening to but then viva would post his and nobody would want to do it any more
>>
i will post it anyways
imagine i posted a picture of a screenshot of spotify playing the track memory loss from the album deltron 3030
>>
viva how does it feel to be shut the fuck down by erp shitposters
>>
i'm not an erp shitposer i just like typing in lowercase and neglecting the quote feature
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two can play at that game bucko
>>
my tf2gfu is staying hydrated
thats nice uwu
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>>155266181

>>155266385
I don't know how it feels. It's never happened. They're degenerates and I'm not. I automatically win. Every time
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*has a significant Other*
ha
degenerates 1 viva 0
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>>155266965
I'm seeing someone as well, though. But IRL, not some lame online relationship like you shitters got going on

BasedViva: 100
Degenerates: -100
>>
>>155232461
He's right. I got another new account and can't trade for 1 month so i have to play without cosmetics and stock only.
And it's not fun at all. Stock is good only on damage classes and i still miss sandvich and tomislav and conqunuer and crossbow and a lot of another cool things
>>155263445
>Viva is 3rd even with all the free Medic points
You are top scoring as medic only if you heal anyone. If you an healslut you will be right under your pocket.
>>
>>155267102
I do, though

BasedViva: 1000
You: -101
>>
>likes girls
>probably not even in a romantic relationship
we 3
u 0
>>
>>155266874
in what universe are you not a degenerate when you waste your time shitposting on a canadian smoke signals forum, shitposting on an american smoke signals forum, playing video games, and making minimum wage in a useless position at a worthless grocery store? how are you not a complete degenerate waste of space and oxygen if you don't even fucking try to better yourself and stagnate in this pathetic comfort zone of mediocrity? how fucking old are you and you're not even trying to go to school or get an education or a career, you won't even take a fucking manager position at your grocery store for god's sake. how long do you think you can mooch off of the people who still manage to tolerate your ass? this shit is why you piss me off viva, not the tripcode, not the fact that you can't help but suck your own dick, but the fact that you waste your fucking life away while simultaneously holding yourself up on this pedestal, like we're somehow beneath you. dirt isn't even beneath you. dirt looks down on you like the pathetic attention whore cocksucker that you are, and you deserve it.
>>
>>155267412
I'm 23

You are beneath me, though. Stay envious
>>
>>155267535
i am more envious of frozen pet store mice destined to be fed to snakes than i am of you.
>>
Mann Versus Machine is fun, unless it's a team full of shitters. MvM with pals is where it's at

>>155267663
So you're saying that you wish you would die right now? See, that's why I'm so much better than you. I love myself, I love my life, and I have no desire to die anytime soon. You hate yourself, you hate your life, and you wish you would be eaten by a snake right now. You wanna die right now. You do that. I'll keep living on. I win
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What are some maps with only one spawn door making it really easy to spawncamp?
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>>155267827
Gold Rush if you're pushing on first, defending on second and third
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post ending in 7
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>>155267793
i'm saying i'd rather be dead and have my body unceremoniously swallowed whole digested by the volatile stomach acids of a cold blooded reptile than be anything like you.
>>
>>155267948
BasedViva will always be right

>>155267962
Exactly. I wanna be me, alive and well. You wanna die. You can't win. Your loss on dying and your loss on not being me
>>
>>155267948
tf2gfur
>>
>>155267948
pryo
>>
>>155268008
>what is reading comprehension
>>
>>155267948
post ending in 7
>>
>>155268192
>trying to reason with it
>>
>>155268192
Google it. I'm not an English teacher

However, I am a 'Good taste in music and films' and a 'How to be amazing at MvM' teacher

>>155267948
It's a Festivus miracle

>>155268253
I'm actually a He, not an It
>>
>>155267948
you was killed by pride transgender furry
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>>155268303
shut up it
>>
>>155267948
youre are died
>>
>>155267948
*notices ur bulge* owo what this?
>>
>>155267948
My mom is tight
>>
>>155267948
anime
>>
>>155267948
tfw ethereal
>>
>>155268443
That's a book and film. You can't really tell films or books to "shut up"
>>
>>155267948
4CHAN RULES!!!!! PROUD TO BE BTARD!
>>
>>155268582
no im telling you to "shut up" and calling you "it" not "It"
>>
>>155267948
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
>>
>>155267948
add id/basedviva for hot half-mexican ass
>>
>>155268659
on the subject though the it remake looks terrible and there's not even a trailer out yet
>>
>>155268709
what fucking remake
>>
>>155267948
Atrocity Exhibition is gonna be AOTY

>>155268659
You should refer to me as "Viva", "The best", or just plain old "Chris"

>>155268709
There's almost no such thing as a good remake
>>
>>155268476
rerolling for >>155267948
>>
>>155268779
shut up it
>>
>>155267948
rerolling for>>155268670
>>
>>155268825
You misspelled "the greatest of all time"
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>>155268753
they're going to remake it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_(2017_film)
>>
>>155268905
why is he crossdressing
>>
>>155267948
your anus is bleeding
>>
does anyone else feel a little sorry for viva

like, he flunked out of college and has been a minimum-wage bagboy for years
and despite working at a supermarket for years he hasnt even been promoted to a manager position, so you know he's even terrible at a no-skill-required job
he's a gender-confused weeaboo on top of all that (mains medic/pyro and has an anime avatar)

then with all the free time he has, he plays a game he isnt even good at and spends time around people who tolerate/ignore him at best
like, all the other NEETs and shut-ins he makes fun of are at least well-liked in the thread, skilled at TF2 or both. hell, in the short time he spent in the irc, he couldn't even make friends, and these are people who enjoy the company of barkley, half and even videogames

then there's viva, who has never excelled at anything he's ever done in his life
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>>155267948
tf2g rolled a 7 and described this
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>>155267948
add /basedviva for gay furry erp
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>>155267948
cocks never tasted so good
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>>155267948
Check BasedViva out on YouTube :)
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>>155267948
Check BasedViva out on GayTube :)
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>>155267948
Check Blaris out on YouTube (:
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>>155267948
Check your daddy's ass for being torn
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>>155267948
I thought that I was dreaming when you said you loved me
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>>155268905
Hi Pennywise, I never got to thank you for the hundreds of sleepless nights, where I cowered in fear of every creak and scratch.

I saw It on TV when I was 9. Scared shitless every time I went to bed or a closet for the next few months
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>>155267948
You don't know how little you matter until you're all alone
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>>155267948
Zatzinger's Second Cane
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I just got two 7s in a row someplace else. This has got to be it

>>155267948
Heck
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>>155267948
Add id/BasedViva for MvM carries
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>>155267354
>viva
>likes girls
lmao you must be new here
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>>155270017
FUCKING CHRIST
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>>155270062
But I do like women. Beautiful, thick women

>>155270516
Yep, that's me
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>>155270017
>7
Vivabombed
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>>155270561
Women with dicks are not women you know.
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>>155270684
That's what I've been saying for months. They aren't even considered people in my book

But what's that got to do with anything? I only go for actual women
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>>155270860
>>155270684
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>>155270906
>haha lemme say it again. never mind him having been with women before, he's gay lol

Nah, that ain't how it works. I'm straight
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go to sleep you unemployed shits
>europe
>australia
hahahah
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>>155272607
Haha concise and to the point
Bing bong!
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im not oph i swear
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>>155272760
hmm hmm great attention to detail and perspective
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soldier mains
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>>155273309
I fragged a demoman on 2fort today. I yelled "Incoming" and spooked him real bad right before I headshot him.
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*traps it up*
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I should think up another one of these, all of these pictures are old.
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>>155168949
Who else moved to /owg/ here
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why, we were on page 10
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>>155279305
Because to-morrow and to-morrow and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time.

And eventually that Pyro class update will happen.
And eventually that Halloween update will happen.
And eventually we'll get more contracts.
And eventually we'll get more MVM loot.
And eventually we'll get a balanced competitive.

Ordered from most likely to least.
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>Pick Demoman
>Fire my 8-clip weapon that does 120 damage in an aoe per shot
>Miss every shot
>Switch to my other primary that deals 100 damage regardless of range, and explodes in an aoe if that misses
>Switch to my other primary that lets me win every melee duel
Fair class
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>>155280125
>120 damage in an aoe per shot
It used to do 170 with a larger aoe and could be detonated instantly.
Also couldn't be destroyed
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>>155282375
>Ha ha this gun used to kill you in one hit but now it kills you in two, and only if you are at full health it kills you from 99% of your HP!
>Demo mains think this is fair
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>>155284256
Are you retarded?
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>>155284480
>120 damage per hit
>Most classes have 125 HP
Let's not even count how they benefit from rampup for some reason! What a hard class I can really see why Demo mains didn't want this nerfed. You also haven't countered the argument:
>That doesn't work
>Switch to Grenade Launcher for easy 100 damage shots at any range
>That doesn't work
>Switch to a sword that gives retarded melee range and a ton of other benefits depending on your choice
Yeah, Mr. 3 Primaries sure is fair
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>>155284684
I think you can only be damaged by that amount if you saw the sticky, stopped and then walked to stand still on it like a retard, which kinda invalidates the point of talking to you in the first place.

Oh also don't charge a demoman in a hallway dingus.
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>>155284684
Okay so you are.
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is dotsy really hiding something
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>>155271071
>been with women before
>>155270906
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Is there a console command to switch to a specific class? I checked the Developer and TF2 Wiki and didn't seem to find anything. I want to make it so if I accidentally press the wrong on the class menu, as in, Pyro, the game automatically switches me to a skilled class.
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>>155288372
Yea, google "wow, im a fucking faggot that assumes because a class isnt good in every setting in a team based game that it must bad.".
Normally the first or second result.
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>>155288372
pyro.cfg
join_class scout
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i got into a gold hl team :3
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>gold
>hl
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im yawny
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>>155288919
Thanks lad. I used the command "retry" originally but it was inconvenient and it broke when MyM hit anyways
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How do I get a script that turns off my viewmodels, but when I pull out DR it turns them on again
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Solo queue to Death Merchant
We did it
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>>155290713
http://www.teamfortress.tv/34834/yttriums-competitive-viewmodels
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>>155168949
>team-cream
>goood
Why the fuck are those shitters in the op
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i outdamaged my eu team as engineer

h
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>Enemy Demoman gets a crit pipe
>Dodge it and it rolls behind me
>Get close to him so I don't back into said pipe
>He gets another crit pipe in the same clip
Epic :DDDD
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do you hate europeans
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dont play pub
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>>155293426
Does that have a chance to get me VAC'd?
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if i dont get a 4s slot soon i will cry

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cn_/
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>>155295539
>enemy team in comp full of soldier spamming faggots.
>literally shutdown our entire team for a bit due to their crazy as fuck accuracy.

Our retarded pyro gets a lucky reflect into their cluster near the medic, kills all three players.

"pyro is a piece of shit class"

The hatless pyro simply responded with an "LOL" and you could feel the cohesion loss on a team that was essentially rolling us.
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why did you reply to me
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>>155296146
because I am retarded and clicked the numbers out of habit instead of reply 40 pixels below it.

Sorry m8
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>>155295463
no, it's a mod, not a running program
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its okay
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>>155269359
I watched it with my dad when I was like 8. You need to step your game up, son, because that shit wasn't very scary.

>>155268905
Original movie is kinda bad, but the guy who played Pennywise was fantastic, and I don't see any way they could one-up him. Also, are they planning to be more faithful to the book or what? Because the book ending does NOT translate into film well which was why it was changed in the first place.
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>>155292943
>hiding username

lel
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>>155301242
Assuming global leaderboards actually work, you could just check all the current death merchants until you're sure you've found him.
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>>155298623
1. I was alone
2. I had (and still have) a very strong imagination, almost to the point of hallucination.

it was mostly my imagination that fucked me over
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>>155296037
I laughed, godspeed hatless pyro.
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>>155301890
I've got a pretty good imagination too, but the movie itself just was not very scary to me. I have a hard time finding movies scary. A good horror book will fuck me over any day, though.
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>get a team full of silvers
>enemy team has 2 reds, 3 pinks and most of the rest are blues
>stomped

TIL ranks aren't just cosmetic
pls give me rebbit gold
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>>155302396
Obviously people dedicated enough to playing the actual game would be better at people who are still in silver this long after ranks launched. I still don't know why casual doesn't have hidden MMR and why I'm still being matched in Peru servers instead of Virginia ones.
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>>155302029
weird, I'm the exact opposite, I can read King, Poe and Lovecraft all day and be completely unaffected, but if I watch something like Paranormal Activity (the first) or something along those lines, I'm good and spooked
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>>155302396
Ranks don't mean anything. For one I'm shit and I just play alot.
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post em
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>>155303898
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>>155303898
im suck
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>im suck
id?
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id/180019213
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>>155303898
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>>155304872
this reminded me of when you posted

>>180019213
you are not me

that was funny, you should post more funny things like that
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>>155305352
my tf2g pals say i'm a funny girl
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You are not a girl.
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>>155303898
>>155304159
>>155304425
>>155304878
who cares? The only thing that matters is how well you do in the competitive scene, or your matchmaking rank. And even then, that entire system is fucked up.

What speaks louder is if you won in UGC gold then if you pub stomped your way to level 100
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>>155305846
Lmao, keep telling yourself that, you tryhard shitter
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That was some really low quality bait even by your standards, Viva.
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>>155305846
>>155305959


also do not reply to viva, it's our way of punishing people who make poor bait. Deprive them of (you)'s
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Did engio donate that golden pan or not?
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<renard> who wants to be my bf
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backpack /id/geel9

geel stole all the toth unusuals

GET THIS TO REDDIT
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>jews jewing
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>155303898
I already had:
27~ level on another account
27~ level on another account
29~ level on another account
47~ level on another account
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>>155307603
Why don't you just stick to one account and be done with it?
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>>155307723
Blame volvo for that, i never asked to disable my previous account.
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>>155294747
hello there fellow chuckle-appler
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>>155308541
What did he mean by this?
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>>155306298
Geel hasn't said a word on it when I asked so I'm sure it's true but he's afraid of denying it and setting engio on his ass a second time.
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how did sheepy dog hand get in prem? what can such an awful player do to deserve being carried ?
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>>155309161
TF2's comp scene is dying. Overwatch pays better, so a lot of good players have moved over there. This creates a skill vacuum in existing high level leagues that they try filling with mediocre players. People are quitting left and right to either play other games or get real jobs.
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my tf2gfu said he likes nursey because she is famous
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Nursey isn't even cute.
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oh
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>>155307416
wat
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>>155308973
don't worry about it
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>>155309353
Serious, long winded post ahead about TF2 as a competitive game

a lot of the issues that come from lower players in higher leagues is the DM. Someone like Clockwerk is going to destroy, even in 1v3 situations even, that's how good his DM is. DM is something that needs thousands of hours of grinding, and isn't very tactical honestly. That's not an issue in itself, it's just that we can't expect fresh meat to actually be able to contest some of the elite players.

The difference between a plat scout and an invite scout is "can you hit your shots and not die to rockets?". At a certain point, the teamwork and cooperation aspect, as well as the tactical aspect, becomes very predictable at the higher levels, and boils down to DM.

This is why I hope Valve fixes the offclasses and makes them not cancerous, so that they can at least be an outlet for newer players to compete in higher level matches. I think it's more interesting to watch someone run a sniper offclass on pushing last, or be a spy wearing a friendly sniper disguise to scare the enemy when you're pushing last, rather than waiting for your scout or roamer to get a pick with their insane DM. It becomes boring to watch. Europe is garbage, but at least they're fun to watch, because there's a more gimmicky/tactical element, instead of raw DM. I think if there was a heavy pocket, with a soldier spammer instead of a demo might be a cool thing to see. The soldier would have the cow mangler and a battalion's backup, and when he gets charge, he and the heavy rush in.

Seeing that sort of variety makes TF2 a better for spectating, and gives strategic variety, and less reliance on DM which takes thousands of hours to grind. Even Quake is less about DM, and more about strategy, the higher level players of quake referring to it as an RTS

If you read this, then thank you for giving me your time
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>seen by a sniper for 0.1 second
>dead

man, what a fun class to play against
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>>155310631
>Peeking known sniper sightlines
>Not knowing how to flank
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What mods i can use to fix the game? In other games, some mods actually fix the game, kek, and i was wondering if you can do the same here in TF2.
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>>155310631
have you considered trying not being seen by snipers
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>>155310623
>Soldier spammer instead of a demo
>Heavy pocket
How about no. Soldier cannot put out anywhere near the amount of damage a good demo can, and heavy is not viable in 6s. He just isn't.
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>>155310898
Why would you respond to my post if you didn't read it?
I clearly mentioned that I wouldn't mind the offclasses being in if they were adjusted by valve to be a healthier experience
and that the variety added would make for a more strategic experience, thus allowing newer players to compete instead of needing monster DM

whenever I talk about TF2 as a competitive game, I swear you mongoloids just refuse to read. you fall back on "shit needs to stay the same"

and then you complain about valve never changing anything, it's mind boggling
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>>155311145
Heavy will never be viable in sixes, and no soldier in his right mind would give up the mobility of the gunboats or the ability to protect his medic for a banner. If the offclasses could work in 6s, the meta wouldn't be what it is right now. Maybe you should git gud instead of trying to force pyro and heavy into roles where they just don't belong.
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>>155311398
>Heavy will never be viable in sixes,

ya it's not like he's going to go under a massive rework and rebalancing by valve with competitive feedback or anything. Fucking retard.
I don't even have to read the rest of your idiotic drivel, because this first sentence told me enough of just how little you understand the situation
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>Thinks Valve in any way cares about making heavy viable in 6s
>Implying the "rework and rebalance" won't just give him cancer tier unlocks that will be promptly banned in 6s
>Calling anyone else a retard
Here's your (You)
>>
but dm is the fun part about shooters
when did people start taking dm as something negative
>>
He's just mad that he has no DM, he wants to play an easy class like pyro or heavy to mid so he doesn't have to put effort into actually being good at the game to play at a competitive level.
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I feel that the "meta" is hard to stablish it, since in dota 2 they just discovered something new from 2 patches ago and even with that big player base, people havent find all the tricks and with a small player base is hard to find them.
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TF2 has also had 9 years to develop its meta, and there's only 9 classes.
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>>155309093
is there any proof tho??
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>mfw I liked half-zato&paintrain more than escape plan/eyelander
>mfw I liked backscratcher more than powerjack
>but none of the pub medics appreciate my choice anyway.
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>>155311681
>ya it's not like he's going to go under a massive rework and rebalancing by valve with competitive feedback or anything. Fucking retard.

KEKE PEOPLE THINK THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN


How do people not understand that classes like pyro and heavy are MADE to be easy? You take the easiness out of these classes you hit every bad player (read: 99% of tf2 players) in the shins with a board.
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How do I find the right sensitivity for myself?
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>>155312426
>only
having 9 classes is an advantage since you dont have to memorize what 40 different characters do like in mobashits
but then you do have to know more or less what items do like dead ringer or vaccinator
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>>155314103
Experiment until you hit all the meatshots.
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>>155314238
I already knew that was an option, I expected something better. No surprise that TF2g is a disappointment.
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who is that one chilean tf2g

is it blaztar or yakui

either way these """"""""""people"""""""""" are fucking subhumans

get me out of this shit server
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>>155314103
trying different sensitivities
14cm - 40cm/360 is the best range imo
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>>155314223
But tf2 has a lot of items and you take some hours to memorize all of them, like in dota 2 where i know what many heros do.
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>>155314436
yeah thats the shitty part
made worse by valve overcomplicating stats lately
(see: Natascha, backburner, hua-long, flamethrowers, mediguns)
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post your last tf2 screenshot
this is a sniper that was giving us a hard time playing in Virginia servers
also anyone else noticed how NA players ragequit so much compared to other regions? holy shit its cancerous
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rip
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Valve has talked about subclasses and if you watch expiration date, pauling is holding a short range double canon pistol.

>Pic related

>>155314619
I play dota 2 and complicated things have maded almost all heros viable in the pro scene and thats good because valve knows that balancing a game based in the pro scene is good.
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>>155314842
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This scout killed me and then instantly ran into my sentry

I called him a retard
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>>155315596
Nice name you tool.
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Also miss pauling is holding a gun with a silencer earlier on Expiration Date, that is basically the Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol with a silencer, i dont have pic.
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>Defending 3rd stage of dustbowl, second cap
>Be conch soldier
>Have kritz med
>pop conch, med pops kritz
>rush the enemies who were all crowded right around the corner trying to chip at our sentry gun
>Team wipe

dustbowl is a fun map
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i could beat all of you right now if i wanted to
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>>155315850
https://youtu.be/xt0Zqo-vOFM
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>>155316108
>Tool listens to Tool

lmao
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>>155314842
>>
>add a wide variety of maps and gamemodes to queue
>matchmaking system still throws me into a halfway completed match on a server with 100 ping after 15 seconds of searching

make it fucking stop
>>
I just came to ask: are the LnL and Quickiebomb viable weapons to use competitively?

My aim seems way better with the LnL for some reason.
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>>155316971
Gee I wonder why...

Retard, it's easier to use because there is a faster travel time on the grenades.
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>Leave the first few pages of backpack open for random shit and drops I get from weeks of playing
>Realize it's about to fill up
>Go to scrap.jew to auto-sell duplicate weapons and most of my robot parts
>Retarded bot still takes from the back of my backpack so I still have to reorganize everything

Why?
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>>155316971
>lnl
no not really, pills rolling on the ground does more than you think
>quickie
used to actually be better at spamming but now it's better at laying traps rather than what it name implies, so no
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>>155315582
>yfw still no Pyro content pack
>yfw still no Heavy content pack
>yfw still nothing about subclasses and Ms.Pauling as a Scout+Spy hybrid preferably with grapple gun
>yfw still nothing about adding Zhanna as a soldier+heavy subclass
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>>155316971
LnL is banned because it makes hitting Scouts piss-easy.
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>>155319348
It can take a while, we know that the next comic is almost here and frontline is near to. We should play other games while we wait or go outside.
>>
>Looking for the remaining stranges I need to complete my collection
>Quickiebomb
>Iron Bomber
>Panic Attack
>Still 10+ ref
>Back Scatter
>Still 4+ ref
>Been in a crate since early July

What the fuck happened?
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>>155321529
Quickie and Iron Bomber are actually really popular. Not sure about the other two, though.
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>>155321529
In that same vein, Strange Sandvich is still 6 keys from the same crate with the same unbox rate.
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>>155321862
>when it finally dawns on you that you just spent $20 on a fucking digital sandwich
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Someone told me golden pans are no longer trade-able. Can I still buy one from someone if I had the money?
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>>155322525
That'd be fucking retarded. The off-chance of getting shiny golden weapons is the main draw of playing MvM, which is a huge source of income for the game.
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>>155314842
I rarely take deathcam screenshots anymore
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>geel gets golden pan
>keeps it and does't match donation
scum
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>>155322757
Wow those are some top tier cringe weapon names
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>>155322171
I spent $20 on my capper. I don't regret it yet. There should be no reason to feel ashamed about spending money on things you enjoy.
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>>155322835
Thx <3
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>>155319348
I'm calling it now and saying that the Pyro update is gonna beat the theme of this year's Scream Fortress, while Smissmas might be Heavy themed.

I don't really expect the updates for both classes to include anything meaningful, considering how Meet Your Match was.
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>>155322967
>Two major updates changing the fundamentals of classes within two months of each other
>Valve

HAH. Maybe Smissmass of 2017.
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>>>UPDATE<<<
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>Internal changes to the way the client talks to the Valve gameserver network in preparation for future changes to the matchmaking ping system
Finally. I'm tired of being matched into Peru and Washington servers. Whose idea was it to have people match into servers where almost everyone has 100+ ping was a good idea in the first place?
>>
my tf2gfu is mine and no one elses.
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>>155322873
nice taste dude i fucking love the capper
spent 7 keys on a strange ts killstreak one and i dont regret it at all
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>>155323686
Expecting the flat corporate structure that is valve to make any decisions that makes sense is a bit stupid to be honest.

they have like 5 people left on tf2, and even those guys are just coasting as this game slowly suffocates due to negligence
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>>155316108
I like tool but I don't go ahead and call myself that name like the retard.
I'm glad I'm different than most Tool fans, who happen to be giant tools.
>>
>>155317421
why wouldn't it dumbass
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>>155322760
where did this happen

pics?
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>>155323996
No one cares, stop shitposting.
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>>155322967
I feel that the class updates are going to be big and it might take a while.
>>
10th page bump
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>>155322967
Except MYM had really meaningful buffs for medic, engi and spy?
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>>155322760
gell is a kike?//????
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>>155328020
That and the fundamental problems with pyro are not an easy fix.
>>
Could anyone do me a favor and answer a question I have?

Why is it that the competitive scene for this game attracts so many unruly and shitty people?

For example, if you polled the entire TF2 Competitive Community 3/5th's of them would probably admit to loving memes and shitposting and being ironic assholes.

What's the deal?
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i love my tf2gfu
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>>155336751
>game goes F2P to become a hueg-ass trading center
>new players are consist of huehuehues, ADHD-teenagers or trolls
>old players become ironic assholes in retaliation, went away with jewed cash or stopped caring and go "friendly"
>general runs around shitposts and stupid meta question like these
>"why it attracts shit people"
10/10 famalam i liked ur opinion
>>
>>155336751
>if you polled the entire TF2 Competitive Community 3/5th's of them would probably admit to loving memes and shitposting and being ironic assholes.

thats the entire internet though
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>>155336751
that's the comp scene for all games that have a community devoted to it
just play video games for fun like me
>>
>>155336751
So basically what it comes down to is that a lot of the people playing this game have no idea about respect and the importance of listening and thoughtfully responding to what people say, which in turn leads them to be rude and uncaring people. There are some people who reply quickly to everything everyone says and I think they have no idea what it means when they do that, or at least what it means to the person who just spoke.

Either way, it boils down to social ineptness due to gaming too much or spending too much time in front of a pc screen instead of talking to people face to face.

Keep in mind, this is all projection I'm doing here so the real reason might be something entirely different.
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bring back heart of gold, I regret not getting it
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>>155340426
tl;dr: simply name it "being dehydrated and salty" then go along with your life.
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>>155322760
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>>155334230
Let me rephrase that, then.
I don't expect the updates to actually change much outside of "balancing" by adding arbitrary and/or redundant stats. Maybe buffing or nerfing a class in the process.
They had a lot of time and preparation to make sure that a major update like MyM would turn out to be good, but yet the mode in itself is still a joke for many reasons, despite visits from competitive players and a six month beta period.
I dunno. Maybe I'm just rambling about nothing at this point. I just feel like the Heavy and Pyro updates are just gonna be mediocre at best.
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>>155335147
Yeah thats why i say it will take a while, remember the comics? Yeah thats bi-montly for valve and counting.
>>
Pro KS or Unusual?
>>
>>155346963
Both gaudy garbage. If you can't make up your mind, just save your money.
>>
>>155346963
professional killstreak unusual hat
>>
>>155346963
Pro KS if you really want to rub it in.
>>
>>155347042
Is money from treasures in dota 2 and i dont want to buy more games.

>>155347118
Forgot that those one exists, but since people thinks that they are more special they jew more
>>
Also how multiple KS's work? The effect only affects the current weapon?
>>
>>155347275
they're also completely worthless in practice, because you need an edited vtf file to even see sheen on a hat and eye effects off hats dont work at all
>>
>>155346963
unusual, unless you go on killstreaks regularly, then pro KS
even then, make sure it's a weapon you have deployed a lot, not something like a melee weapon

>>155347393
the effect is only for the weapon deployed, but kills with any killstreak weapon count towards it
>>
>>155347505
I tough for a moment you were talking about the KS of weapons

>>155347746
I dont go in KS that often because im bad, but if i get better i will get more, also i like the incinerator effect. Thanks.
>>
http://bazaar.tf/profiles/76561197996718813
>>
Actually they might add KS to hats to, a hat glowing looks pretty cool.
>>
cow mangler in IM matches ??!?
>>
deploy a dispenser here
>>
help sops is triggering dotsy again
>>
>>155326114
Geel announced he would match a golden pan donation if it was made. Engio offered buyout in paypal for one and immediately donated it. Geel made the bot backpack private and now it mysteriously disappeared.

I don't have any pics, but I tried to ask Geel to confirm if it's true, and he hasn't said anything, which probably means he doesn't want to deny it and have engio hijack his paypal again.
>>
>>155351750
Please refrain from posting about non Team Fortress 2 matters in this thread, thank you.
>>
engio should get some pics of him buying the pan and his trade history of it going into the bot, then upload them on reddit with the title 'GEEL CAUGHT STEALING TIP OF THE HATS DONATIONS'
then we can all upvote it and expose gell for the kike he is
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>it's not real

d*ng
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>>155352979
You realize backpack.tf doesn't log until someone checks it, right? Engio's profile has jumps in history that span months because nobody gives a fuck about him except for Geel.
>>
>>155352592
Hello Dotsy!
>>
4s slot please

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cn_/
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>>155356435
why do you care about 4s

only retards care about 4s
>>
because i want shiny pretty medal
>>
>>155357416
no one is going to think you're good for playing in 4s

play esea or plat hl
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do you think white looks good on soldier's stash
>>
you're just mad because 4s takes more skill than 6s LOL
>>
tipofthehats medals when
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>>155357635
white doesnt look good on anything
>>
> exclusively play overwatch comp for two days, I can kill 10 people without dying a single time
> come back to tf2, best killstreak is 3
I'm more and more persuaded that TF2 is more challenging than OW, even though most people say that OW is "not casual and comp oriented".
>>
>dont play tf2 for 2 months
>come back
>do exactly as well as i did before

life hack: exclusively play pub 2fort to plateau
>>
>8 consecutive dominations
>Entire enemy team is focusing me
>They still can't stop my march
I love this game.
>>
Overwatch development
>Alright guys, I'm pissed at Valve for snatching Dota from us and making it successful
>HoN failed so let's make TF2 but better, that will really piss them off
>What's wrong with TF2?
>Too many degenerate tactics
>What do you mean?
>There's a lot of ways you can get really easy kills if you use a playstyle that's inefficient, it promotes being bad at the game
>Alright, anything else?
>Well, there are quite a few disables in that game, and nobody likes playing against those either
>Okay, let's take both of those and make MORE classes based entirely around those
>But sir then the mobile classes will be useless
>Let's just nerf mobility for everyone to make it fair
>But then Scout will be OP because nobody can keep up with him
>Okay let's make a super-OP class than can counter our version of Scout, then nerf said class into the ground after our first balance patch
>Also I want femScout to be canon
>>
god i hope i didnt hit a skill plateau

i want to IMPROVE
>>
>>155363693
practice
>>
>>155338421
>>155338591
>>155340070
>>155340426
None of this really answered my question.
>>
i LOVE my tf2gfu
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>>155364023
mine did
"why does this game attract so many unruly and shitty people"
the answer is, this is the internet that's most of the people who play games
>>
especially tf2 since it is: free, a meme game, older but still has a sizable playerbase
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i want to inpregnant my tf2gfu
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i want to KISS my tf2gfu
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https://youtu.be/EVi00_zWaZE
>27 minutes
yawn
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i want to LOVE my tf2gfu
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>want to be excited about new weapons coming later down the road
>they'll most likely be shit or nerfed to shit later
>More unncessary nerfs/changes to other weapons
>the righteous bison will never be restored to its former glory
>>
>>155372031
is the bison bad now
i asked yesterday and nobody answered but it feels bad now
>>
>>155372095

They fucked up its damage values and it no longer hits enemies multiple times. They claim it was a "bug"

It was a fucking soldier tool tip. I don't know what the fuck they're doing over there but it pains me
>>
>>155372031
>>155372095
God damn I hate what they did to the Bison. I used to adore that thing. They slowed the projectile and made it so it only hits each player once and does less damage for each enemy it passes through
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>>155372170
>>155372219

this hurts
i loved it before it was a meme gun
i dont want to have to learn hitscan for shotgun, thats why i play soldier in the first place
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>>155372230
I swear I have landed a hit about six times since the nerf. It moves like a fucking slug.
>>
>>155372449
yeah, i havent played since around the last big update, and in an hour or two of playing recently i dont think i've landed more than 2 bison hits

it really salts my wounds because it was my favorite way to fuck medics
>>
>>155372031
Yep.

They are far too afraid to add anything that isn't a gimmick or useless into the game.

Stock is supposed to be useful in all situations, not the best choice always.
>>
>>155372584
Exactly. It was a supreme weapon for taking out those people who don't dare set foot out of spawn without a pocket Med shoved up their ass 24/7.
>>
>>155372806

You mean like almost literally every other weapon. Might as well nerf stickies, pipe bombs, flamethrowers and all soldier rocket launchers.
>>
will human ever mature
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>>155373052
Your wording seems to indicate you think I am calling for nerfs to weapons. I'm not.
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>>155373398

Sorry. I'm too used to contrarian fucks that I have a bit of a hair trigger.

Plus I'm still really really salty about the Bison's nerf. Valve doing stupid shit constantly really chaps my ass.
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>>155373502
>contrarian fucks that I have a bit of a hair trigger
Yeah there are a lot of those around these parts. I'm with you though. Muh Strange Bison is pointless now
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>>155373667

>tfw crafted a mangler, bison, and whip just for the personal satisfaction of having my name attached to the weapon
>will probably never use the bison again

I mean I still have the shotgun, and TF2's shotgun is -really- good, but it still hurts

at least the cow mangler is better now
>>
>>155359925
except the world lol
>>
>crafted black rose is now worth 16.25 keys

i knew holding onto this piece of shit would pay dividends

the only question is how long do i hold on to it and risk it crashing down on my head
>>
its a more rhetorical question i didnt put a query mark at the end to indicate that it's more me pondering the state of the tf2 economy to myself
>>
Black rose, Conscientious Objector and other cool things strangifier fucking when
>>
strange weapons are lame
>>
>Reddit tries to censor a guy's name from a screenshot
>Blocks his profile name in the image
>Does not block a repetition of it in the line directly beneath the name
Oh fug :DDDD
>>
say that to my strange killstreak capper and not online and see what happens, faggot
protip: its you getting a CAP in your ass, that's the thing that happens, haha geddit?
>>
yeah im better than you in tf2 so kys trader fag
>>
jokes on you, im good at tf2 AND have nice items!
>>
>>155377232
>sud
wew wew
>>
im not a materialistic wank so i dont care about items
>>
im tf2gfuistic
>>
that isn't even a word. stop making up words! you are not shakespearicles.
>>
my tf2gfu is sexy
>>
>//<
>>
ded
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>>155377232
>>155377626
Link please
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demoman should have 6 pipes. prove me wrong.
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>>155382835
balance would prove you wrong friend, as it used to be 6 but valve lowered it in beta as they felt that demoman was to strong
>>
>>155382835
he should not
>>
>>155382835
He did before they realized it was a mistake. Demo is fine where he is right now, though.
>>
your gay

prove me wrong
>>
>>155382835
Demoman should have SEVEN pipes
>>
>>155383180
Sorry, I can't. You got me there.
>>
>>155383241
id?
>>
>>155383332
id/my
>>
tfw not in cock suckers
>>
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/BriiTheHusky/

this guy joins your team and starts playing phlog pyro
why? what did I ever do to deserve this
>>
>>155383917
He's just a confused child who has been led astray by Internet autists who think their fetish is in any way acceptable.
>>
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>>155383917
>16
>demisexual
>satanist personality
>furry
>likes being called male or female

these things just write themselves don't they?
>>
>>155384528
>>155383917
oh and he's a pyro main, who would have guessed?
>>
>>155384528
>tfw it's not socially acceptable to publicly ridicule these people to shame them out of publicly displaying their degeneracy
The end cannot come soon enough.
>>
>>155383917
>Dreams:Live with Kai~
>Relationship: Open ;3
shit just doesn't add up
>>
>>155383917
Why do furries always have ii the * at the end of their name
>>
>>155385104
It's kawaii.
>>
>>155383917
Daym this profile probably even more cancerous than human's shitposting.
>>
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I'm absolute dogshit at this game and only played it casually. I just want to be good with demo, scout, and soldier though.

What should I do to improve? Pubs are full of people just as bad.
>>
>>155336751
I just have very low expectations/care about people in general
>>
is my profile cancerous
>>
>>155385453
tf2center
>>
I'm tired of saving this thread from page 10, so this'll be the last time.
>>
*is sad*
>>
Maybe if you didn't sit around shitposting all day long and did something proactive with your life for a fucking change you wouldn't be sad all the time. You have no reason to be sad, if you're sad, go do something that will make you not sad. Go read a book, go learn a new skill, go for a walk, just get off your ass and do something you lazy cunt.
>>
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would be neat if valve added these
>>
>>155387934
That would require effort, though. It doesn't matter that there's two other rocket launcher with unique rocket models, thus setting a precedent, any more would be simply absurd.
>>
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>>155387934
where did you get this concept art? im interested in seeing more
>>
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H A P P E N I N G
>>
>>155389959
not happening

-Eric
>>
>>155389959
Sorry we got you excited about TF2
-Jill
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>>155383917
>pyromains
>>
do you think valve knew how shitty mym was gonna be before they released it

like i can understand balance changes that they think are good going over shitty in the community, because i don't think anyone at valve was ever good at tf2

but there were a lot of objectively terrible things about mym like ridiculous queue times and getting placed into servers on other continents

does valve even care?
>>
>eu pugchamp is broken again
Comp is LITERALLY dead
>>
>>155390978
VALVE DOESNT PLAYTEST ANYTHING
THEY JUST WRITE CODE
ITS LIKE AIRCRAFT DESIGNERS THAT NEVER SAW A PLANE
>>
if i see any valve dev in comp mm i will abandon in the last minute. dont need words or whining to explain whats wrong with mm, ill just show them myself
>>
>>155391290
>Valve dev
>Playing comp mm
>>
>>155391357
during one of the stress tests i played a game against jill and what i was pretty sure was a valve employee stack (at least 2 were names i recognized, rest were alts or perhaps not-devs)

at the first mid their whole team went soldier
we lost
second round we won
next mid they all went vacc medic except a heavy
they won the game

>this is how the literal tf2 devs want tf2 comp to be played
>>
>>155391698
There's no sort of tutorial or any "introduction to competitive" mode videos because they want 6s to start again with a blank slate. Except that doesn't work, because any team running the meta classes will fucking roll anything else.
>>
>>155391910
>Except that doesn't work, because any team running the meta classes will fucking roll anything else.
assuming the skill levels are equal

i've played matchmaking games with a massive skill disparity where the side that's better is just fucking around and ends up winning, admittedly sometimes after they switch to meta classes, but sometimes not
>>
i like killing
>>
post yfw killing
>>
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>>155392783
>>
>>155383917
if i saw this guy in a pub I'd go out of my way to shit on him
>>
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>>155392783
i LOVE killing
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>>155392783
>>
>>155387934
What would the Beggar's Bazooka's rockets look like? Warhead made of soup cans?
>>
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Redpill me on Engineer.
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>>155392783
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>>155392783
>>
Why going comp mm when both tf2center and tf2pickup are still active?
>>
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>Tfw u stopped being good and can't even 1v1 silver scouts

wshat the hell hapepned to me i used to be able to beat plat scouts
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>>155394152
center lost more than 80% of its userbase
pickup.net has literally 0 players online
pug.champ's servers are broken again
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>>155394826
"You are so small... Is funny to me!"
>>
>>155395013
>center lost more than 80% of its userbase


source pls
>>
>>155395013
Shit I didn't know that the situation was so critical. Where does one go to play TF2 somehow seriously these days? I'd like to start playing HL in Europe, but I don't know where I should look for a team.
>>
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>>155394152
>tf2center
>>155395250
It net about ~800 people average at primetime EU in may-june
down to 243 right now
>>155395335
join a team in UGC/ETF2L
>>
*>>155394616
maybe ppl got better while you didn't work on imporving
>>
since when did this game become cartoon csgo?
>havent played in like a year
>>
>>155395534
>not having anti adblock killer
>>
>>155396672
>using a site that prevents users from using it
tf2stadium.com nigga
>>
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r8 my jew

>>155395534
Does uBlock work?

>>155396319
Maybe you should try actually playing before complaining.
>>
>>155396968
uBlock doesnt work on tf2c
>>
>>155396968
It does not work
Which makes me worry for the 200+ idiots that browse there
>>
why don't you just disable adblocker for that website if you want to use it?
>>
>Disabling adblock
>Ever
I actually do it for webcomics I really really like, but otherwise, no.
>>
>>155397656
Because even disabling it won't let you in
>>
>>155397882
ok fair enough
>>
>>155395534
> UGC/ETF2L
which one do you recommend?
>>
>>155398362
either/both
They're different leagues but basically the same, there's more or less the same people in both
>>
>>155397656
because the way ads work
all ads should be considered malicious until there's a standard
>>
>>155373756
i thought that was a turtle before i clicked it
>>
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>>155392783
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>>155400326
>>155400326
ok
>>155400326
>>155400326
>>
Viva count: 65
>>
>new thread
>before bump limit
fucking retard
>>
i dont think chinese moot really cares about 3 posts being "wasted"
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morwanneg count: 0
>>
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