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GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
http://pastebin.com/VHh2LGhn
>Newest Fanart
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=%E9%96%83%E4%B9%B1%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9
>Dioramas
https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9%E3%83%9E?f=images
SK: NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
http://i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 08/15/16)
https://mega.nz/#!7l1DmBKQ!NB6GtV8AJ0mLLDzTItYHuI8lhgrX1YVrik4QjY9BnG0
>Card Wiki
http://seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/
MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
http://senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
https://twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
http://chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Senran Websites
http://pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6
hello
NO YUMI
THANK YOU, DAIANON, FOR QUOTE OP
Luvin' Hikage!
Yagyuu
Hello is this where you keep the boobs
I'd like to know why this superweapon is hiding in the green spooge
Appreciating Hanabi!
>>155153089
Is a dyke!
Night-o-stalkers
Ryoubi buttjobs!
>Minorifag is asleep everyone post how much they hate Minori
BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH
Praising the booty.
>>155153138
if you asked Hanababy to marry you would she blow up thinking it over or would she just say yes?
>>155153162
I want to be the little girl.
>>155153295
big soft booty
>>155153345
You should take over the wedding planning, a d be careful mentioning it to her before she starts to think
>>155153120
Because everyone's so busy with the boobs, no one thinks to look in the spooge.
Also, symbolism about violence maybe
I want to pat daianon on the head
>>155153458
Delicious Neet booty
This is your onahole for tonight.
>>155153469
You could involve her in the planning just take her out to the Nevada test site and ask her questions over a megaphone like what colors she wants and stuff.
>>155153760
Loli Kumo is for headpats and hugs and doting on, not for lewd.
Grown up Kumo is for emptying your balls inside.
I want to tittyfuck Shiki until I pass out.
>>155153760
>>155153993
I would like a big Kumo with fries, please.
How would you react if you surprised your senran listening this before going to sleep?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4g2Zjolsa0
>>155155618
>>155155873
>>155154717
Kumo is so goddamn cute.
>>155156307
Hey, he asked
>>155156370
That doujin is really cute.except when haruka rapes minori
>>155156370
She sure is
>>155156370wolf penis
>>155155873
What is going on here
>>155156754
...
go on
Help! My Nurse keeps trying to sneak into my bed at night!
>>155157054The doujin is basically "Katsuragi and Haruka "force themselves" on everyone at Gessen
Its incomplete and will probably never be finished.
Look for "eng senran kagura" on nhentai dot net , you'll find it
why do i love making crackships so muchhow would this one even work
>>155153120
That's Naraku tho
>>155157493
Imagination is the strongest aphrodisiac.
>>155157493
Perhaps Mirai is a very pleasant person to be around and Katsuragi greatly enjoys her company.
Sank you.
>>155157493
>"I bet your boobies are grow in nice and soft. I can't wait!"
>>155157493
It wouldn't
But maybe Katsuragi likes something about Mirai besides her useless body
>>155157493
Mirai still has a butt and Kat is probably depraved enough to make anything seem like a boob.
beansprout flatulence
>>155158316
Stop posting this
I'd probably like tumblr a lot more if it were against their rules to post art that isn't yours, reblog shit endlessly and if it had an actual search engine that isn't a literal fucking joke.
And it would be nice if twitter would upgrade their fucking servers holy shit how is a website with that much traffic so terrible to browse.
This is senran related because I go to both for those websites for senran art and I hate both of those websites.
HATE. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate Senrans since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'HATE' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the HATE I feel for Senrans at this micro-instant. FOR EVERY GIRL. HATE.
Anonchi~
>>155158798
That can't be healthy.
>>155158932
I want to lick Shiki's sweaty pussy
>>155158537
I once heard a lot of nip artists are moving off of pixiv to twitter, and god I fucking hate that place
Why on earth does anyone use those places
>>155158798
Calm down, net demon.
>>155159116
I don't really mind twitter but jesus christ their servers are such shit
And tumblr is just an awful website now. People used to put up with its shit because it used to be a good art platform but they compress the shit out of everything now and they shutdown blogs with no fucking warning constantly because of unlawful takedown requests (what the fuck is fair use?). There's no fucking sense in using that website anymore.
>>155158932
Let me tan Shiki in the next SK game.
I found a senran (and non-senrans who are not to be discussed here) height chart on twitter
>>155159351
Full blown Gyaru is gross
>>155159487
Murakumo is a disgusting freak!
>>155159532
Anoncchi, what're you talking about? It is totes cute and summertastic! I bet you wanna sneak a peek at my tanlines.
>>155159543
Murakumo is a nice height. in some heels she could kiss you without any repositioning.
>>155159695
Refrain
Cute best friends
>>155159695
I'm so glad one of the traits of being part vampire is inability to tan.
>>155159790
Touch this Gyaru.
>>155159880
Shiki is not a vampire, dhampir, nightwalker, or a zombie.
>>155159969
>not a dhampir
You sure about that?
>Wealthy Romanian father
>can turn into blood mist and control swarms of bats
>red eyes
>Murasaki can SMELL that she's not fully human
>>155160482
>Wealthy Romanian father
There is nothing wrong with being slavic
>can turn into blood mist and control swarms of bats
Ninja magic
>red eyes
Mirai has red eyes.
>Murasaki can SMELL that she's not fully human
Murasaki's sense of smell has be dulled by pizza grease and sweat.
>>155160482
>Wealthy Romanian father
coincedence
>can turn into blood mist and control swarms of bats
period blood and she just throws fruit at wherever she wants the bats to go
>red eyes
contacts
>Murasaki can SMELL that she's not fully human
she's not a fuckin dog
what kind of pubic hair does your favorite Senran have?
>>155158932
You won't get me charged with statutory rape, you slutty underage ninja!
>>155160845
Not even if she rubs her labia on your knee?
>>155159487
There's something odd about Rin being the same height as a good number of the others.
Not sure why.
>>155161097
Sensei is shorter than Miyabi!
Josui is the love of my life!
>>155161013
Of course not! I am only attracted to the refined beauty of a mature adult woman! LikeMinori!
>>155161405
There you are. I was wondering if you aware that this was finished. http://pastebin.com/eHKWDDUALewd finale coming soon.
>>155160684
>>155160780
Oh she's "slavic" alright. Just like Vlad Tepes Dracula is "slavic"
>Mirai has red eyes
Mirai also has fangs and has a body that hasn't matured since she was 10 years old.... Mirai also dresses a little bit Goth come to think of it..
what if..Mirai was turned as a child?
>>155158316It is that moment.
>>155161653
Like, bleeeh. Mirairai is my familiar!
post emancipated minors who can consent despite being under the age of 18
>>155161741
Except that Mirairai is usually the one who manipulates Shiki.
Dhampirs are not as strong in the dark arts as full vampires.
>>155162016
Minori is into gangbangs.
I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much!!! She's the BEST!!!!!
>>155162193
>15
Too young to be emancipated.
Shiki is a child of the state.
>>155162182
When the fuck did this card come out? Kasumi is looking extra thicc.
>>155162285
Piggy is going to stretch that poor sweater!
Someone stop her!
>>155162407
gotta be a special consideraton for shinobi then because otherwise she would have been given to a foster family by now after Kurokage died.
>>155162475
it's pretty recent, last couple of months
>>155162182
I keep imagining that a girl says that text!
>>155158537
the western twitter SK fans annoy me a lot because they do the same thing with art. every #waifuwednesday post or #senransaturday or whatever is pretty much always a mix of cards, promo art, and unsourced fanart. the funny thing is that >>155159116 is correct. they moved to twitter because, by doing so, they're hoping that people will RT their art straight from the source...except they don't. they still just take the art and repost it themselves.
tumblr is almost as bad. there was one guy who was doing the same thing people on twitter do, but they seem to have stopped for the most part. i don't mind the search function. some tips, though... you can search multiple tags as long as you add a # to the search. so for example "#senran kagura #(whatever girl)" or, you can do tumblr.com/tagged/(whatever) and that works a bit better in some cases. (this was the old search function but they replaced it with the shitty search function but left the old method intact)
tumblr is bad because the people who work on the site have no idea what they're doing and the site is basically held together by the equivalents of duct tape and glue because tumblr doesn't want to spend a dime on anything and the reason they've gotten harsher about deleting things is because they don't want to pay for hosting. twitter is absolute shit though. lots of dumb, unnecessary changes made to make the site look flashier but its just slow as shit, clunky, and finding anything on that site is awful because the site is slow, clunky and navigating through it is a fucking pain in the ass. if you want something from a week ago, better hope that the account isn't active. otherwise you're going to be looking for a while.
>>155162560
I didn't know you could search like that
It's almost as if their search function is obtuse and poorly designed like the rest of the website
>>155159487
Osteoporosis hit Sayuri like a motherfucking runaway train.
>>155162560
I've seen the senran saturday shit on r/kappa. It is pretty annoying,
>>155162560
Isn't the biggest problem with tumblr's search that there's no official system for tags and it's entirely on the uploaders to bother labeling their own shit correctly, or at all
So I can't search "hikage_(senran_kagura) official_art" or "yuri dark skin english -lolicon -rape -netorare -bondage" and be on my way, I have to hope whoever's posting is bothering to tag their boobs
This is a sweet girl who happens to be a Yukionna. Please be nice to her.
>>155162560
I actually block literally every blog I find that posts reposted art.
I'd share my gigantic block list with well over thousands of blocked blogs on it if tumblr handled the block list in a fucking logical non retarded way and I could actually share it. The GUI for blocking blogs is obtuse as fuck when it could just be a fucking .txt file.
Someone please post the image with the 4Kids-like description of the Senrans.
>>155163787
We need to update this.
>>155163640
Hello puri, there's someone who wants to meet you. It'spic related.
>>155163862
Sank you.
>>155163935
Wow, what a hot stud
>>155163862
>Hispanic
>NotHawaiian
>>155163979
>Sank you
???
>>155162903
i think, with the old method you could also do a multisearch, but i forgot how to do it.
but yeah, still shitty. they actually said you could do this on the official staff blog...except, if you're not following it, you're not gonna know lol
>>155163035
if the tweets are from dreamsama, that guy just does that with everything. i hate seeing them post the newwave cards because he just waits until people post them on SIA or here, and posts them all together. it's not that bad, but it's really annoying when a card has art variations, because you'd normally want that to be together in one post...but apparently not, since people RT from that guy and only that guy.
>>155163150
that's pretty much how all tagging systems work, anon.
you can definitely search under those tags, but people can tag things very differently among themselves. sometimes you'll see stuff like "#hikage senran kagura" under one tag. and yeah, there are occasions where a post might not even be tagged.
to my understanding, the "new" search function on tumblr aimed to make it so that even if a post /wasn't/ tagged, you could find it as long as the caption had whatever word you were looking for. but it's hit and miss and doesn't account for times where they didn't put a caption.
>>155163710
i have a no source no reblog/retweet policy on both my accounts. although sometimes im dumb about it and don't follow it.
i really wanted to post fanart on my tumblr at one point, but not without permission from the artists themselves, so i never did. there was one time i posted a picture of murasaki (with source) on my tumblr but i felt really bad because i didn't ask for permission and i did it because a friend didn't want to post it themselves and wanted to reblog it (i didn't really understand it but...whatever. they were an important friend to me at the time so i did it) but man i still feel guilty about it. i should probably get rid of it now.
>>155163640
>happens to be a Yukionna
Please do not spread such heretical lies about the pure maiden senrans or I will be forced to call the temple guard.
>>155164101
Your newfag is showing.
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
>>155164253
I'll take sleepy with tiny russian assist
>>155164253
Good thing sword characters are always top tier.
>>155164253
I just like dual guns.
>>155164253
I'll pick whoever is top tier.
hey is the anime worth watching?
>>155164253
Blue alt Meimei all day
>>155164253
Why there's some missing?
>>155164806
It's ok. Careful with the EV OVA.
>>155164806
if you already played burst, no
if you haven't played burst, still no
>>155164806
Eh
If you don't have a 3DS then maybe
It's just a shakey adaptation of burst with pointless retcons and way too much fanservice
>>155164976
This
>>155164976
What if you just want to see boobs and butts?
>>155165185
go masturbate to actual porn
>>155165185
Go watch something else then.
>>155165185
watch something else with boobs and butts
Alright /skg/, I'm taking a bit of a poll here. On the 5th anniversary (9/22), the announcement will be:
>absolutely nothing (maybe a picture, but that's it)
>a new Versus game with truckloads of more fanservice and DLC
>SK3 with some new gimmick (like tag-team, etc)
>a spinoff title like BA
Which do you think is the most likely to occur?
>>155165185
if you want to see senran boobs, then yes, its good. but thats all its good for.
>>155165318
I'd say either the second or fourth option
>>155165328
It's isn't even that good for that either,
>>155165318
i have no hope for the future in general so i'm guessing nothing
>>155165185
I highly recommend something like Seikon no Qwasar or Valkyrie Drive if you want just the titties.
>>155165185
Okay here
>>155164976
You could have said no, period.
>>155165318
Make an actual poll.
https://strawpoll.de/?lang=en
>>155165318
I'll take Absolutely Nothing for $200, Alex.
Oh no! Your least favorite Senran impregnated your favorite Senran with a futa potion she got from haruka! What are you gonna do about it?
>>155165520
Actual polls aren't nearly as fun, anon, but I guess I'll make one for the sake of it.
https://strawpoll.de/rzbsga8
>>155165318
A SENRAN FIGHTAN WITH ALL THE CHARACTERS (NEW WAVE INCLUDED) THAT HAS MARVEL 2 GAMEPLAY AND A JAZZY SOUNDTRACK.Too bad that won't happen
>>155165318
I hope it's a new mainline game but it'll most likely be something that will finally kill my hope for the series.
>>155165652
>MvC 2 GAMEPLAY
So just a retard story?
>>155165810
What does gameplay have to do with story?
>>155164745
>>155165652
Who's the santhrax of SK?
>>155165318
I want a new spinoff or SK3
we're more likely to get versus 3 or just a pic or something though.
At the very least I'm thankful for the fact that there's already a pachinko game and a mobage because if either of those were the announcement I'f fucking die.
>>155165810
>MvC 2: A Retard Story
I wish that was the official subtitle.
>>155165884
But anon, what if the announcement is for ANOTHER pachinko machine? Did you ever consider that?
>>155165318
Auska in Smash!?would you buy a Senran Smash clone
>>155165610
>Haruka gave her a futa potion to get herself impregnated
What do? Ditch her.
>>155165318
I'm thinking it's gonna be a Spinoff
>>155166035
Already pre-ordered with the DLC
>>155165882
>Storm
Yumi
>Sentinel
Haruka's Robot
>Commando
I have no clue. Maybe Imu can do commando assist using her pole or some shit
>>155165318
That shitty water pistol spin off people were talking about
>>155165936
>Oh hey, I reunited all here to destroy a living armor who can into a slime monster. In the meantime, destroy each other.
>I finally got the orb. Oops, I dropped to the ocean.
>The end.
>>155166035
I'd rather a Senran Mario Party:
>boards are the schools/etc
>gotta collect pantsu to buy scrolls
>less pantsu currency means you'll be naked
>all the minigames are Hanzo approved like "tiny shirt wearing contest" and popsicle sucking
>Dougen time for obnoxious shit that messes with you
>full customization for your clothes just like any other SK
well ive been busy for the last 4 months
has there been any progress made on translating the ryouna drama CD audio or do I need to start browsing translation tumblrs again?
>>155166035
If it's not as deep as Rivals of Aether or Melee, then fuck no.
>>155166329
That'd actually be good
>>155165318
Probably either 2 or 4. Though regardless of what it is, I'd be foolish to get excited considering the quality of the last three games
>>155166329
I want something like 100% orange juice, that'd be fun as hell
>>155166551
>I'd be foolish to get excited considering the quality of the last three games
To be fair, SV (at the time) was just a simple spinoff for some fun, and SK2 actually tried. EV is the only real offender here, since it's a blatant cashgrab.
>>155166872
SV made a genuine attempt and SK2 was good.
BA was the fun spinoff.
EV is the only one that's crap
>>155166872
How is EV worse off than SV? SV had fuckall for original story, worse combat, worse graphics, worse customization, and more flow-breaking fanservice bits. All it brought was new hebijo's story which was terrible on its own, and gessen which introduced the malignant cancer that would later kill the series, otherwise known as Yumi
>>155167384
Because SV was just a fanservice spinoff (at the time). Even Takaki himself had said that the Vita games were supposed to just be for the fanservice, while the 3DS games were the main games. However, sales have obviously changed this, which is why EV now has the multiple universes thing going.
I love Hikage! Every Thread!
>>155167704
They're both fanservice spinoff games, how does EV being another one of higher quality somehow make it worse
>>155167876
Anon, you seem to be missing the entire point. SV was indeed a spinoff game. It was absolutely fine for that. EV on the other hand is now encroaching onto the "mainline" in terms of canon and what is a spinoff and what isn't a spinoff. If EV ended with "oh this is just some goofy shenanigans pay no mind to it in terms of canon", we'd be peachy. The issue here is that EV has basically dropped a big "fuck you" on Burst/SK2 with it's multiple universes bit. Given the sales of SK2 and EV, it is VERY likely we'll be seeing games just ignore SK2 entirely and say "whatever the universes merged and now EV is the main story".
>>155166872
I meant BA, SK2 and EV.
EV and BA were straight up zero-effort.
But while SK2 was probably better than both, it was also more frustrating to me because it had enough time and money and ideas to be great. But it botched most of the execution with a messy story, even shorter than SV missions, a bunch of baffling gameplay decisions, and scattershot pacing.
It dumping a bunch of unique bosses on you at the end is especially strange to me when the entire midgame is a monotonous grind of the same encounters that could have really used one of those unique bosses thrown in.
Good night /skg/!
Please take care of yourselves and your senrans.Sleep is the best because you don't worry about pointless shit while unconscious.
>>155168105
Good, EV was at least fun, much better than the disappointment that was SK2.
If that's what the audience for it wants then there's nothing wrong with that. It doesn't have to pander to you and your shit taste
>>155168408
BUT MUH EBIN BOOB NINJAS 2DEEP4U STORY
>>155168404
>you don't worry about pointless shit while unconscious.
Factually wrong
>>155168185
>But it botched most of the execution with a messy story, even shorter than SV missions, a bunch of baffling gameplay decisions, and scattershot pacing.
Nah. SK2 plot was good and the perfect follow up to the themes and characterizations set by Burst.
Missions being shorter is because they were designed around co-op, and the pacing was fine.
Chapter 1 streamlined Burst's ending, Chapter 2 gave closure to the Crimson Squad story with Hebijo, Chapter 3 was devoted to Naraku and Kagura's introduction, Chapter 4 was a breather episode to give some focus to the different couples and add the series' signature fanservice and Chapter 5 was the culmination of Naraku and Kagura's plot.
>>155167384
>SV had fuckall for original story
>worse combat
>and more flow-breaking fanservice bits
not to come off as rude or anything like that but are you being wrong on purpose?
SV really only reused the Hanzo Story. Gessen and Hebijo are still new albeit simple and Crimson is totally new to the series. And above all that it introduced the heart stories to the series.
The combat was speedy and flowed nicely and didn't come off as a downgrade after burst, and there was scarcely any needless fanservice outside of the heart stories.
And the SV looks better than the vita version of EV. The vita version of EV is a horribly lazy port.
Meanwhile in EV, the overarching plot can be summarized in half a sentence. The driving force of EV's story was Ryoubi and Ryouki relationship, Miyabi's mother and Kurokage and even then that's only a fraction of the game since most of the missions are just stupid fanservice and slice of life nonsense. And half of the heart stories are reused from either SV or BA.
The gameplay is clunky and slow compared to any other game and feels like somebody described SV's gameplay to an alien and had them do the combat.
And I honestly even struggle to call the customization in EV good because it has no fucking outfit variety compared to SV and BA.
Sure you can do a lot with what you have and the diorama mode is fun but that's not enough to make a game good.
>>155168528Dreams are more interesting than reality.
Which senran is most likely secretly a nazi?
>>155168404
You can still have a disturbing dream though.
Sleep well!
>>155168635
Ryobi and Imu are Nazis!
>>155168595
>And I honestly even struggle to call the customization in EV good because it has no fucking outfit variety compared to SV and BA.
There's quite a bit if you pay around $80 for it allor pirate it like any sane person would.
>>155168719
Proof?
>>155168939
Imu dresses like a nazi, and Ryoubi has a nazi gun (with a modified axe head on the butt).
>>155168595
"Simple" is a poor excuse for being minimally developed.
> and there was scarcely any needless fanservice outside of the heart stories
Did we play the same game what the fuck
The overarching plot in SV can also be summarized in half a sentence, it was simple as all fuck from start to finish.
>The gameplay is clunky and slow compared to any other game and feels like somebody described SV's gameplay to an alien and had them do the combat.
You're giving SV too much credit, it felt just as quick when I played it, save for the retarded slow characters like yo, but they were always shit to play.
Most of the missions were part of the main story, there were only a few "slice of life" ones used as openers, and even then, how is that a bad thing? They were well done, especially considering it's a goddamn fanservice series
>sure they have a dressing room and diorama mode, the best addition to the game by far and what made it great for a lot of people, but I'm ignoring it just because
Your opinions are shit
>Pcuck tears
>>155164253
Who is everybody below the first row?
>>155169152
who are you quoting
>>155169206
Senrans from the New Wave mobage game
>>155169291
his mind
>>155168996
don't forget that ryoubis transformed dress takes it's colour scheme from the swastika flag.
You have been visited by the tripfriend of beansprouts and seething hatred for Ikaruga.
Quality postings and fanfcition will come to you, but only if you reply with 'IKARUGA IS A FUTURE SINGLE MOTHER'
Don't.
>>155170291
IKARUGA IS HAPPILY MARRIED AND IS RAISING OUR CHILDREN
>>155170596
>>155170291
>implying she isn't raising Ludwig
>>155168585
>SK2 plot was good
It really isn't. The game was obviously rewritten several times and stitched together from scattered parts. It's the only explanation for several subplots being brought up and having no/minimal payoff. The most egregious of which being Homura getting eaten by shadow goop at the beginning, which isn't even mentioned immediately after it happens.
>Missions being shorter is because they were designed around co-op,
That's a horrible reason. Is that why there's a single character midgame story mission that is literally three trash mobs? Because any more would be too much for two players?
>and the pacing was fine.
Obviously not. Otherwise the game wouldn't just dump a bunch of unique bosses at the end when the midgame is in dire need of them. It's not like Mikami and whatever the octopus is called are important enough to the plot that they would only fit at the end of the game
>>155170642
How is the boy these days?
Good night skeegosaurs.Depending on how busy my day is, the Homu chibi render should be done by tomorrow night.
>>155170931
>skeegosaurs.
I don't like this nickname either! Makes me feel old
>>155170931
Sleep well!
>>155168939
>Proof?
Here you go. This information is from the Japanese Estival Versus wiki. It's probably on the Shinovi Versus wiki also.
>>155168996
>Imu dresses like a nazi, and Ryoubi has a nazi gun (with a modified axe head on the butt).
Yes, that's right. Her Karabiner 98k is heavily modified for sniping but nonetheless the genuine article.
>>155170083
She kind of looks like what a Japanese revolutionary enlisted to fight alongside the Nazis would look like. She'd really stand out with her brown hair and short stature, but would otherwise match a Nazi flag.
>>155170707
SK2's story concept is good I think, but the execution did have it's issues.
I want to snuggle with Hikage in bed
>Valkyrie Drive confirmed as being in the same universe as Senran Kagura
>>155172710
Time to start posting Lady J.
>>155172710
>Passed down from generationa
So VD happens in the distant future?
>>155172914
>she will never make you cum with her 10kg
>>155173329
That would be the implication, yes.
>>155172914
>>155173429
Please no, I already jerked off today
>>155172263
Ryobi whipping her boyfriend into shape while Hitler speeches are blaring in the background!
>>155173659
I'll get in shape if she wants, but I'll smash the speakers.
Why can't I just come home to a warm, welcoming smile of Yomi cosplaying as mahou shoujo and waiting with dinner until I'm home?
>>155157493
This doesn't make sense, but I believe it!
>>155173757
DO NOT INTERRUPT MEIN FURHER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
>>155173429
But she already has, and will again in about 10 min
>>155173945
Too late already smashed it. You'll never drive the American out of me!
>>155172914
This pic didn't, uh, go through or something, going to need you to post another one
Why go Nazi when you can have sweet Canadian?
>>155173612
>only once
What are you, a goddamn lightweight?
>>155174526
No, I did it once this morning and once earlier but I'm trying to cut back.
>>155173612
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3152324
wish there were more petite senrans tbqh
>>155174592
>This is official
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haceBvTG4M8
Moonman crossover when
>>155175141
I want to fuck these dumb but legal children
>>155175141
I don't think I like Minnow watching me like that
>>155175124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
Soon hopefully.
>>155175141
>they see your yummies
>>155175760
Feeding dummies your yummy cummies!
>>155175760
>>155175760
>>155175141
Don't get into the van, girls. The candy is a ruse.
>get home from work
>lay down
>sleep until 1am
Uh... goodmorning skeegee?
!
Is everyone being good today?
>>155176275
Jacking off to Minori.
>>155176091
But it looks really tasty...
>>155176397
DON'T
>>155176275
I'm being good...enough
>>155176275
>>155175898
Minori's tasty Olympic Snatch!
>>155175760
>>155175898
spraying a line of whipped cream on your hard cock in front of Minori
>>155176531
Having her sniff it off you like coke!
>>155176491
>>155176397
>>155176531
GET OUT
>>155176565
Suck my cock, Minnow
>>155176643
NO GET OUT
>>155176782
You know you can't resist my yummies
>>155176531
Why don't you have a seat over there?
Minori is for playing with, cooking with, eating yummies with, cuddling with and having funny feelings with.
Minori is not for explicit sexual.
>>155177132
>>155177178
delete this
>>155176912
she's legal, just not legal to film it.
>>155177132
She gives some of the best head out of any of the Senrans, sorry but Minori is definitely good for lewd.
>>155177378
Okay anon that may be canon but you can't just post explicit information about Minori like that
>>155177132
What if Minori wants some adult fun?
>>155177132
Hey man, if she can suck my dick and I won't go to jail if someone finds out, then she is definitely for explicit sexual.
Night /skg/
Sleep well and better mornings!
>>155178170
FUCKING RUN
>>155177642
Then I think Minori should stop talking to Ryouna
okay I'm going back to sleep I cant be doin with sexualising my wife
goodnight skeegee!
>>155177576
>>155177642
>>155177929
You just have to treat it as a game, like playing doctor and here's the thermometer, or for paizuri.. you make it a game of her hiding your cock in her boobies.
She gets really into it until the inevitable "uwaaaa! It tastes salty!"
>>155178264
>has an underaged wife
Nighty night, Muhammad
>>155178252
Well, I for one think Ryouna is a good girl.
>>155177642
Minori doesn't want adult fun
actual fun is more fun
>>155178264
Hurry to bed Minnow!
Sleep well!
>>155178264
I am groping, rubbing, and kissing your wife in the dressing room at this very moment
Just try and stop me
>>155178264
Sleep well whilst I jack off to Minnow, Minnowfag
>>155178348
Adult fun is forbidden by Big Yo which makes it more fun
>>155178335
please do not be racist torwards subhumans
be racist to new waves instead
>>155178423
Damn new waves
Being all 2 dimensional, sexy, and unplayable on my god damn lawn
Would she be a good kisser?
>>155178417
Minori doesn't give a shit, Yozakura forbids everything.
There are way more fun things for Minori to do that Yoakura doesn't let her than having sex
>>155178264
I am going to cover Minori's face in my semen.
I want you to think about that while you sleep.
>>155178609
That's just because Yozakura wants all the cum for herself.
>>155178609
Teaching Minori how to drive!
Watching PG-13 movies with Minori!
Helping Minori file her taxes!
>>155178607
No she always shakes too much with her mask off
>>155178607
She'd be the one to bite you lip when she leans in and start having a panic attack because she knicked you a little
>>155178607
I bet she practices kissing on her mask. What a weirdo.
>>155178681
>Helping Minori file her taxes!
Jesus anon, that might be too much fun for Minori to handle
Minori finds sex intimidating and sexual advances make her uncomfortable.
She'll fuck you when she's ready, just be patient and nice to her.
>>155179282
Does Minori even know what sex is? Like, at all?
>>155179080
Helping Minori find a real career!
Teaching Minori which pills make the pain go away!
Showing Minori how small her yummy budget is this month!
Minori getting upset at you for constantly pressuring her into sex!
Minori loosing interest in you because you never want to bake yummies with her!
Minori breaking up with you because you won't play games with you!
Minori filing a restraining order on you for still trying to get her to have sex with you!
Minori calling the police on you when she catches you near her house!
Minori moving on with her life and meeting someone more compatible with her!
>>155179409
She knows that your thingie goes into her thingie.
>>155179565
>Minori moving on with her life and meeting someone more compatible with her!
Like a cat, or perhaps a pet guinea pig with low-blood sugar
>>155179565
>you won't play games with you!
I know, I don't play games with myself because I'm a sore loser
>>155179669
That guinea pig has mad pussy game
>>155178607
once she got into it and over her initial fear probably. She'd probably melt in your arms and be very passionate, thankful that someone could look past her "ugly" exterior.
hello?
>>155180445
I liek dis goil
>>155182384
Didn't mean to quote
>>155183752
no time to harvest souls my boney companion! we've got a thread to sail!
>>155184734
>not letting it die
>>155184825
Not 5 days off from a potential announcement. You're gonna need to wrestle it from me rattling grip
>>155184928
You fucking internet posters I swear.
>>155185030
Get comfy anon, cause I ain't budgin
>>155184734
Night-o-stalkers assemble?
>>155184734
ASSEMBLE THE SKELETON CREW.
WE SAIL TONIGHT!
>>155185883
Skeletons are s-spooky!
>>155185883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICKrtbT3PqE
THE SEAS SHALL BE OURS.
>>155185883
Mirai is the most skeletal Senran.
hello friends
it's that time of the week again
>>155187016
ikaruga is supposed to be Cinderella
Ikaruga (Cendrillon)
>>155186408
I want to play her ribcage like a xylophone!
Good night /skg/
>>155187016
>>155187145
Katsuragi (is responsible for 鉞)
I...think she's supposed to be the lumberjack from little red riding hood?
>>155187016
>>155187145
>>155187406
last one
Kafuru (ploy of love)
the little mermaid? i guess?
that's all for this event theme. so my time here comes to an end. i'll see you all again in 3 or 4 days
maybe
>>155187324
>tasty snatch thread
>>155187324
>Minori at the center
>>155187016
>>155187145
>>155187406
>>155187473
Thanks senpaitachi
>>155187324
>slavic cock
>yo nazi series
>enough nice fanservice
>spin off game sv
>hikage dumb
>sexual customization yummies
>
>>155187324
>nice fanservice post
>shiki quality
Quality Shiki fanservice
>>155187324
>Murasaki stop posting
No way, dorky word cloud
Is there a compilation or something of all the DLC outfits for EV from head to toe?
Squid
>>155189551
Leaving already Canada?
>>155189729
You should be sorry
>>155190889
Oh shit! I'm sorry.
>>155187406
Was this a the mid-event?
>>155192140
yes
Is Yumi the Lightning of Senran Kagura? She's just so perfect.
>>155192221
Not as perfect as my senran because my senran is #1 in my heart
>>155192979
Reminder that this happened in an alternate timeline, as well as Yomi killing Ikaruga for being such a spoiled richfag, Hikage killing Katsuragi just because she was ordered to and feeling nothing about it, Mirai torturing Hibari to death and killing Yagyuu as revenge for ignoring her, and Haruka encasing Hibari's body in wax to make her her doll.
>>155192979
DELETE THIS! DELETE THIS NOW!!!
>page 9
If Senrans can jump dimensions, to dimensions where they died, does that mean they can talk to their own ghosts? Can a ghost Senran posses her other self?
>>155194848
The multiple dimensions thing was one of the stupidest plot points of EV. It's also the point, for me anyway, Ninja arts became just straight up magic.
>>155194848
Sure, with how often shinobi die, there's probably a bunch of ghost Senrans scattered across dimensions.
Good morning you cunts, have a Murakumo this morning.
goodmorning skeegee!
another 14 hours or so of near uninterrupted sleep sure felt nice.
>>155194848
Possibly, I don't see why not.
EV takes place in a timeline where literally everyone is dead so it could have happened in EV if they felt like doing something interesting with the theme of death and the games use of dimensional travel.
>>155196173
No, no you idiot, you're supposed to call people nice names when you say hello to them!
>>155196173
Why is Kumo so fucking ugly?
>>155196173
If Kumo could bring me my food without spilling it everywhere due to her spaghetti she'd get a big ol tip
like, 50%
>>155196312
I'll fucking rek ya ya c0nt swer on me mum
>>155196292
Eat shit tosser. I say what I want.
SO GOOD MORNING YA CUNTS
>>155196379
she'll get the tip, and the rest
I want pettanko
>>155196979
Right here! Ignore that cat!
>>155197470
I also want that pettanko
>>155197515
That is a very sexy 16 year old
>>155197640
They're both pretty erotic but the one with the pettanko espcially so
>>155197515
Awaken, sons of man.
It is morning.
>>155198072
Too sleepy, some butts might help.
>>155198072
Mommy's here, sweetie!
>>155198104
>>155198193
Now some loli kagura butt.
>>155198127
Tell me about /tv/ why does he wear the Kino?
I still want pettanko
>>155198193
What would Kagura's butt taste like?
>>155198643
>>155198662
ass
>>155198684
Who caught her?
>>155198904
I stumbled upon her after going out for a morning walk.
>>155198810
How does that taste like?
>>155199113
ass
>>155199181
Describe it to me.
>>155199204
Imagine the flavour of ass
>>155199296
That's not describing it.
>>155199486
the flavour of ass can't be described
it's like trying to explain the color blue
>>155187473
Little mermaid? More like baby mermaid.
>page 7
>>155201247
I'm surprised Yo would still want to be a mother after suffering through Minori
>page 8
Having that better morning /skg/?
Would you rather wake your senran by bringing her breakfast to the bed or would you have her wake you up?
>>155201585
dude Minori's Minoris are huuuge
>>155202817
Holy shit I can see Yagyuu's panties!
>>155203707
Yags has good choice in underwear
>>155203205
woken up by morning paizuri or morning head.
Puri.
>>155204498
that's the face shiki makes when I reject her
>>155204580
>Rejecting Shiki
fag
I want to go to sleep while Haruka gives me a versy slow thighjob, and wake up with my "love" spilled all over them while she keeps a smile in her sleep.
>>155204498
This
>>155204643
>not rejecting shiki
lolicon
>>155203205
As much as I'd like to get breakfast made for her, I would probably need her to wake me up more often.
>>155204643
>wanting to date a 15 year old airhead
No thanks
>>155205402I hate that Japan made her 15 so much
>>155205656
I find it more amusing that Kafuru, Mirai, Minori, and Hibari are all older than her. Those four are basically (or literally) overgrown children, yet somehow Shiki is younger than them.
>>155205768
Reminder that when Mirai and Hibari were 15, Shiki was only 14! 14!
>>155205768
she should have been 17, and Minori 15.
>>155205656
They're always legal in your imagination.
>>155205854
Reminder that when Shiki was 14, she likely had G cup breasts!
>>155206230
and my dreams.
I've been having lucid dreams of her lately. She's college age in them and I'm back at UW where she's in the same dorm.
... she's 3D in the dreams though.
>>155206337
That's totes weirdsville!
>>155206580
Don't cosplay characters if you're nowhere near their body type
>>155206628
no bully cosplayer-chan
>>155206580
she uses totally a lot more than totes.
>>155206326
>>155206628
She looks like a better shiki than shiki
For the next SK title, Shiki should have emoticons sprinkled in her dialog
>>155206886
I swear to fuck if XSeed does something stupid like that, I will flip. She didn't even have the retard-speak in the JP version to begin with (totes, for reals, etc).
Especially with how easy it is to pirate on Vita/3DS (and soon PS4 on anything 3.55 or below), I will pirate the shit out of it if they try anything stupid.
>>155207001
Anon, don't be a downer! :P
>>155207001
she speaks in Japanese approximation of that kind of dialect though.
>>155206628
Would it even be possible for someone to cosplay a senran perfectly, body and all I mean.
>>155207001
>She didn't even have the retard-speak in the JP version to begin with (totes, for reals, etc).
Her japanese dialect is basically the equivalent of valley girl speech.
Valley girl speech is an appropriate localization that conveys her character well in the english versions.
>>155207082
Mirai, Ryobi (non transformed) Kafuru
>>155207082
I don't know, that snegis cosplayer would have been perfect if she had a better colored wig
>Tokyo Game Show is happening
>No SK news yet
Just wake me up when it's over.
>>155207294
Apparently we might see news on the 22nd (5th anniversary), but I don't have high hopes.
>>155207172
the accent in her speech is definitely more "slang" as well
Hikage has kind of a "slang" feel to her speech too with that kansai dialect
>>155207175
Well those three probably would be the easier of the lot.
>>155207294
More like Tokyo Game Show is over.
>>155207261
nah, the cosplayer had B cups, Hikage is a D cup in burger sizes.
>>155207175
Hikage, Hibari and Yagyuu could be more possible too.
>>155207294
Did anything remotely interesting happen at TGS?
I haven't heard anyone make a deal about anything.
There is a Hikage cosplayer on SIA. She is hot but half the time she just chucks random clothes on, a shitty green wig and some yellowish contacts that look nothing like Hikages eyes and everyone says she does an amazing job.
I appreciate the effort, it is cool you like Senran Kagura and Hikage but please stop half-assing it just because you can get away with it.
Get a decent wig that is the right color, style it and get some proper snake contacts and you would look 1000x better!
>>155208221
by relatively busty women sure, those are all D cups. Asuka is a DD... then we start getting into pornstar territory.
Murasaki's the same size as Hitomi Tanaka. Shiki's roughly the same size as Julia.
>>155208393
I would say check out Siliconera, and see what they've posted over the past few days.
>>155208637
Haruka is 7/10
The other two shouldn't have bothered.
>>155208637
Mirai is too tall! TALL!
>>155208684
>shilliconera
Lmao.
>>155208931
Hey, it was the first site that came to mind. I know they've been covering it throughout the last few days.
I'm so fucking hyped for the Anniversary.
>>155210479
I'm Cautiously optimistic overall.
>>155211424
I'm expecting something peggle 2 tier
>>155211586
I'm expecting pachinko.
>>155210479
I'm interested in seeing what they announce, and not even /skg/ is gonna kill that hype for me
>>155211625
PACHINKO 2
>>155211424
The thing is, everything will be great unless is another Versus game or Pachinko.
>>155211707
I wouldn't immediately discard a new versus game, I'm just extremely concerned that EV is going to be the new standard for this series.
We need a 2hu crossover game.
>>155211929
I wouldn't mind dressing Senrans from head to toe with hats.
Whatever the announcement is, your reaction will be inversely propotional to Japan's.
This is canon.
>>155212196
basically this
either way we lose
>>155212107
Silly hats and poofy dresses would be nice. Burst and SV had stuff like the magical girl outfit, but SK2/EV didn't.
>>155212196
Pretty much. It'll either be another Versus and we all groan, or it'll be SK3 and we love it (while Japan hates it).
>>155211929
Mirai is secretly a 2hu! She has a silly hat and everything!
>>155212415
>stupid had and overly complicated dress
>annoying as fuck
>fires neon colored plasma balls all over the place
>has a near-autistic following of fans
Everything checks out.
>page 7
hey, just curious about everyone here's height/weight.
Doing a research paper for university
Thanks!
>>155212506
Can I like, be a 2hu? I totally have a hat!
>>155213113
>navel licking
I think you've got the wrong general. The Nep general is 3 doors down.
>>155213146
6'1 180
>>155213146
5'5'' 140lbs
I wonder where this subject is going to take us.
>>155213146
5'10
165
>>155213146
192 cm; 80 something Kg
>>155213146
5'5
115lb
>>155213146
5'8
119 lbs
>>155213432
>>155213441
>>155213590
>>155213651
Manlet general?
>>155213703
Unfortunately.
>>155212506
Don't forget that she's eternally a skinny loli even though she's really not that young.
>>155213703
5'8 and above isn't "Manlet"
It's average male height
>>155213849
6 feet is pushing the "average". You should ideally be around 6'1" or 6'2".
>>155213849
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>155213849
5'8 is short. Men should seriously be at least 6 feet tall.
>>155213849
Average height for White men is 5'9" to 5'10" depending on which poll you go with
Anything below that is truly manlet and that's being very generous, really it should be anything below 6'.
I wish I was shorter than my Senran.
>>155213146
5'7" 103lbs
>>155214326
Delete this right now! Are you trying to Ryouki me???
>>155214250
I'm glad to be taller. I can princess carry her while she blushes uncontrollably.
>>155213983
I will never find an adorable chibi yomi plundering my groceries
>>155213958
>>155214063
I'm willing to accept 5'10" or 5'11" as "men", at least kings of manlets.
But if you're 5'9" or under and not a hollywood actor or a musician, or somehow very rich, girls do look down on that.
Think about taking Murakumo on a date, and she's wearing heels. In flats she'd still almost be taller than you and in heels she'd tower over you and I can tell you from experience dating girls as tall as you.. people do stare.
I'm 6'1. I'm not a manlet, but I do like tall women with long legs. I've dated 2 girls over 6' tall, 1 was 6'1 herself another 6'2. Both liked to wear heels and it felt weird being in public with them, and people did stare. After those 2 I learned that I need to be at least 6'5" to date amazons.
I've also had a 5'11 who thankfully hated heels so that worked out pretty nicely. Shortest I've dated is a 5'0 Japanese girl and I will never do that again. #1. Asian girl family issues when it comes to interracial dating. #2. So short it makes it awkward.
5'3 is about as short as I'll accept now (happens to be my senran's height) but I prefer 5'4"-5'9" now. Even the 5'11" had it's pros and cons.
The 2 Amazons were also quite athletic built so I can tell you they were heavy to have in your lap. You could bounce a quarter off dat ass though.
>>155214665
Good. That annoying fatty would eat fucking everything.
>>155214326
a woman in /skgee/?
>>155214723
This is cute except for the parts with Haruka in it
You all realize not everyone on the world is white, right? As if whiteness was an objective standard for human height
>>155214503
The cutest ghost!
>>155215009
whiteness is the objective standard for beauty though
>>155214723
Nice work anon
>>155215008
You have bad taste.
This is my headcanon.
>>155215110
You mean golden ratio.
>it's an /skg/ reminds me of my inadequate height thread
Haruka makes me feel angry and afraid!
>>155215181
I disagree
The image would be way better if Hibari were naked and her clothing were floating in the air next to her
>>155215009
blacks also on average are 5'10"
sorry about your short Asian or Hispanic genetics and tiny dicks.
>>155215008
Here you go.
All traces of Haruka removed from the scenario.
>>155214828
CUTE!
It's not Yomi's fault that she's a big eater and needs to eat a lot of food!
>>155215279
Why is /r9k/ in /skg/ again?
>>155215849
>general for a game aimed at sexually failed neckbeard losers
>confused as to why people from the official board of sexually failed neckbeard losers posts in here
>>155215849
/skg/ is an anagram of /r9k/
>>155215849
Because someone asked about heights.
>>155215849
because white elitists
>>155215849
You haven't seen the full power of /r9k/ yet miboy
>>155216034
>>155215218
I'm more surprised people don't want to be at face-in-boob height.
>>155216270
I fantasize about being a shota. Does that count?
>>155216270
>>155216675
Now I realize why there's so many "mommy" posters in these threads. So many manlets that are used to women towering over them, and when a woman is taller than you, yeah, it makes you feel like a little kid.
>>155215218
At least you're taller than your senran
>>155215735
Her smile is intimidating!
>>155216986
Anon I am into the onee-chan kink and nothing else.
>>155217198
That's the same thing, because older sisters are usually taller than their brothers when they're young, especially if they're short
>>155214780
>>155214220
>>155214063
>>155215218
You people put too much importance on inane shit like this.
>>155217198
see I hated it when I was dating the 6'2" girl and she seriously would "mommy" me. It was a turnoff for me but she thought it was hilarious.
The sex was good at least.
>>155217198
you mean onee-sama
>>155217359
women place importance on it too. Society places importance on it. It's a bit unfair but so is judging women by the size of their tits or physical beauty, but the world does that too.
The world's not a fair place.
I'm going by my own experiences in life, and I wouldn't want to be under 5'10" because then I'd be limited to dating 5'5" and below.
>>155217584
Who cares about what society thinks?
>>155217584
>limited to dating 5'5" and below
What are you, a faggot? Don't you people have any self confidence? I know a 5'2" guy that's dating a 5'8" girl, and she's fucking hot, take my word for it.
If you really think your height will limit your chances to find a partner, that's your own problem.
Kasumi's birthday is tomorrow. What do you give a girl that only speaks in emotes?
>>155217150
She likes you!
>>155217914
A bullet to the head.
>>155217958
Datamon wouldn't like that.
>>155217894
You should only date girls who are 5 inches or shorter than you. It makes you look in control and assertive. Any taller and it looks strange, and if she's taller than you people will definitely stare and look down at you. Perhaps literally.
>>155217914
A stand battle
>>155217914
8=====D
>>155217953
Well, I don't like her! I just want her to let me date her friend and leave us alone!
>>155217894
People stare and she will treat you like a fucking baby.
>>155217914
One of these
>>155218118
See >>155217732
Are you seriously going to decide whether or not to date someone just because of how people look at you?
Honestly, that's pathetic.
>>155218118
>>155218264
Only a big dork would not do something just because they're afraid of people staring at them.
>>155218232
!
>>155218413
>>155218418
>I don't care about what people think of me, I'll do whatever I like!
Nice platitude, but it won't treat you well in the real world.
>>155218418
>and she will treat you like a fucking baby.
the woman themselves do judge height. Height has an subconscious power component to it. She will feel more dominant in the relationship and treat you differently.
>>155218570
I guess that is kind of lame. I'd rather be dominated by a girl that's shorter than me.
>>155218503
Meet me on the street and say that to my face faggot
>>155218503
It's not about doing what you like, it's about dealing with the cards you've been dealt with. If you're 5 feet tall and let that keep you down, you can only blame that on yourself.
You're telling me that if you were a few inches shorter you would feel so inadequate as to not speak to a girl you like? Just because "strangers look at me weird"? It's childish.
>>155218503
This is totally not ubermensch
>>155218821
and most men aren't sub sissy boys so yeah, they don't want a woman that feels more dominant than them because they're taller.
>>155217584
>having an interest in dating
>caring about 3DPD
Anyone else here like me and actually doesn't want to date and would rather fap to 2D than be with an actual woman?
I'm being serious when I say this. I realize I'm in the minority.
>>155219096
You're not alone.
>>155219096
That's your prerogative, friendo.
I guess if these faggots will let their height be such a defining factor on themselves, let them be as well.
>>155219096
I started saying it ironically but I almost actually think that at this point.
is anyone else here gay for miyabi
>>155217914A wedding ring!!!
>>155218938
Fundamentally, it is about doing whatever you like. Some things just weren't meant to be, trying to push past them because you can do whatever you like is the actual childish thing here.
For example, let's say you're gay. And there's this reallly hunky and nice boy you know, but he's not gay. Obviously it's not meant to be; a reasonable person recognizes this and focuses his time and energy elsewhere. A child fails to recognize this, intentionally or not, and keeps at his efforts despite being destined for failure. It's like that. So while yes, you can do what you like, a lot of the time you shouldn't.
>>155218938
it's more than looks anon, people treat your relationship as something weird or comical, and they also think it's less valid of a relationship because "she could do better"
like I said I'm not a short guy, I was just dating a tall woman. Ultimately it didn't last because the way people treated us, the way she tried to mommy me around and assert dominance, and we just broke up and kept being friends because well, it'd have been impossible to have a social life and avoid her considering our circles were the same.
The fact that I let that situation happen to me twice.. well.. I was young and made mistakes.
Haven't had as many issues when I'm dating 5'4"-5-9".
>>155219361
I don't know how to tell you this dude, but Miyabi's a girl.
>>155219361
Prepare to get bullied, nerd!
>>155219361
It's ok only if you're a 6'4" or taller white ubermensch. It will look inadequate if you're not.
>>155219475
Hmm...nah I'm not seeing it. No matter how I look at him, he's a guy.
>>155219096
Unfortunately I can't put my dick in a 2D girl so that's the tradeoff.
>>155217914
A new keyboard
>>155219547
I know it's hard to believe, but those lumps on her chest are actually boobs and not over developed abs.
>>155219547
Try using your other senses as well. That or you may have brain problems son.
>>155219361
Imu
>>155219547
>>155219427
I guess you should stop playing videogames or browsing /skg/ because society would look down on it. Just don't do anything society would consider weird, conform and become an obedient little sheep.
>>155219520
Miyabi's only 5'6" and doesn't wear heels so you could probably get away with being 5'9" with her.
>>155219767
I love titcow Miyabi
look how soft and squishy she looks
>>155219464
Where the fuck do you find so many tall girls? I have never even met a girl taller than me. The only girl that I dated who was maybe half an inch shorter than me was subby as fuck too.
Miyabi is so handsome! I want to suck his dick!
>>155220151
I want to suck anon's dick
>>155220238
Uh, no thanks, man.
>>155220309
What if she's a cute grill?
>>155219879
I keep this kind of stuff hidden, just like you do. I know it's not particularly respectable.
>>155220151
Anon, if you found a dick, that might just be a dude in a wig. You should check for proper identification next time.
>>155220341
You can't just let anonymous strangers suck your dick! That's lewd and immoral!
>>155220062
parties.. raves.. I dunno man, a tall girl dancing just attracted me, stood out from all the rest.
>>155220365
Not that anon, but the issue is, as you pointed out, it's one of those things you keep under wraps unless you know you're with a specific audience that is interested in that subject. Then again, that applies to basically any subject. I wouldn't discuss my next gun purchase in a school that just had a shooting last week for example.
That being said, I used to know a chick back when I was in college who loved this stuff. She would endlessly talk about things like SK, Monster Hunter, and even comic books all the time. It's a damn shame that she was too chubby for my tastes, because her personality was fantastic.
>>155220365
I know /r9k/ is a cesspit of diffidence but it's really annoying to see it here. I can tell you why some women aren't interested in you and dudes laugh at you and it has nothing to do with your height.
You need to grow some balls dude.
>>155220062
I live on the west coast and there's quite a few here, I commonly see girls pushing 5'9. This one time last winter I saw this girl who must have been 6'5 or more, it was incredible. She was like a mythical creature.
>>155220720
welp, not the same guy but the guy who's dated amazons and I can tell you there is a distinct thing where height mattered because I've never had those kinds of issues with women who were shorter, not even 2 inches shorter than me.
In fact the girl who was 5'11 and girls I've dated who've been 5'9" or so have actually talked about exes that have been shorter than them in negative light. So take that as you will.
>>155220365
Look, what pissed me off in the first place is that my girlfriend is only 2 inches shorter than me, and you're saying that we should break up just because of that? Nothing else factors in? Just because people may look at us weird, or because I don't look as "dominant"?
>>155220771
I was living in Seattle at the time. It does seem like on the west coast I found a lot taller girls, and a lot shorter too because of the Asian population there.
Hey anon, why don't you take a nap on my belly~
>>155220238
>>155220309
Aww, give em a chance
>>155220671
I mean, it's okay if you date a girl taller than you but keep it a secret. It's kind of weird but if you want to you can. Same with a girl who shares your odd habits or whatever.
>>155221074
Not at all. It's not like she's taller than you or anything. That's where things start getting messy. The five inches thing is just to provide a buffer, as long as she's not taller than you or right at your height it's acceptable. Though odd. People will probably look down on you anyway for being short, that's just how it is.
>>155221068
Iike I said dude. Some girls are more confident than others height may be a factor on that. Grow some balls and set boundaries.
>thread derailing this much because of autistics
Post cute girls
>>155221407
I'm going by personal experience, you're going by "I know a guy" who might enjoy being a sissyboi.
Height matters, it has subconscious connotations of power and dominance. You're not going to undo hundreds of thousands of years of human evolution and psychology.
>>155221730
How tall is Miyabi? I need to know if I'd be able to date her.
>>155220238
I want to sniff Haruka's farts
>>155221767
Not even that dude, anon. You're just a giant pussy.
>>155221371
And what about the 5'2" guy I mentioned earlier? They've been together for 6 years or so. And it's not like nobody brings the fact that he's dating a women taller than him. We joke about it all the time, it doesn't seem to bother them, and people don't tell her she could do better, because he's a legitimately great person. You're gonna tell me they're "not meant to be"?
>>155221782
she's 5'6"
The only Senran you might have to be concerned about being shorter than in most cases is going to be Murakumo, most the rest are shortstacks.
>>155221782
It doesn't matter, you're obviously sub 6'7" and that's the minimum height you need in order to date a girl above 4'5"
>>155221864
People probably judge them for it, subconsciously or not.
>>155221849
and you have 0 personal experience.
>>155221898
Okay, phew. How tall is Kumo anyway, like 5'11?
>>155221998
Actually I'm dating a girl my same height right now, and she never gives me any issues because I'm not a huge fucking pussy.
>>155221371
People won't start judging until her head level is taller than yours. If she's 2 inches shorter, they still see you as "the man" If's when she's taller than you, even if it's due to heels, it's just a subconscious judgement, they see you as less and see it as kind of comical.
>>155222095
5'9". According to some anons here, none of us would be able to date her.
Holy shit, society isn't going to judge you for dating a taller girl. If you're worried about it then it's a self esteem issue, not a societal one.
>>155222095
5'8"
>>155221994
And they don't care because they're grown adults, that's my point.
>>155222167
Ah nice, I just barely fit into the buffer.
I'm sexually attracted to Murasaki and I made it my goal in life to impregnate her.
>>155222174
You're talking to autistics who are looking for something out of their control to blame for their own inability, anon. You won't convince them of anything.
It's a shame the shit mod that lurks here doesn't actually clean up this general more so we didn't have conversations like this.
>>155222174
Society would certainly judge me for dating an ugly hag like the one you just posted
>>155222174
People will think you're less of a man if your girlfriend is taller than you. And she'll do the same. Subconsciously or not.
It's just psychology.
>>155222282
I goofed it. It's actually >>155222261
I hope the anon who asked for heights got the data he wanted.Was this what you wanted all along?
>>155221730
>>155221371
Dude, At 5'8, I'm the shortest of my circle of friends.Even my girlfriend is only an inch shorter than me. Sure, there are short jokes but one of them is fat and another is bald, guess what kind of jokes they get. I'm never looked down upon(besides literally.)It's all about how you present yourself. Act confidently and it doesn't really matter how tall you are.
>>155222152
again, it's not an issue until she's actually taller than you (whether through heels or not)
the girl I dated that was 6'1"? If she was wearing sneakers? No stares, no jokes, no taller guys hitting on her in front of me thinking they were better. She wears heels? All those things started happening.
>>155222174
they do, they just might be polite enough about it to not say it out loud.
>>155221730
When people say post cute girls I get conflicted because I wanna post Haruka and Minori equally.
Now lemme proceed to post neither in this instance
>>155222706
meant to reply to >>155222140
>>155222706
>Some guy came up to this girl I was dating and hit on her
>I didn't tell him to fuck off or beat the shit out of him
Holy fuck you really are a pussy
>>155222696
>I'm 5'8
My condolences.
>>155222261
>>155222095
Honestly when it comes to Murakumo she probably wouldn't judge height because she has such bad self esteem issues she'd just be happy that a boy (or girl, since she seems to be interested in those too) was interested in her at all despite her "ugliness"
>>155222947
Oh, girls like being the tall ones. It makes them feel in charge. Though Kumo probably wouldn't like the feeling. If you date her you better be taller than her by a lot to help her self esteem issues!
>>155222864
I told them to fuck off and so did she, but it's not a one time thing.
Are you going to go to jail for assault and battery for every time another guy hits on your girl at a rave party/music festival of all places? Those places are staffed with off duty cops as security so yes, you will go to jail for starting a fight.
>>155222396
Shouldn't it be the other way around, though?
You're able to woo a girl even taller than you? That's like winning a fight against someone more physically fit than you are.
>>155223042
I tell you one girl you would NOT want to be shorter than and date is Haruka.
She'd treat you like a little sissy bitch in public.
Ryobi would be even worse, especially because you'd have to be Danny Devito size for her to be taller than you.
>>155222698
She looks embarrassed, as if someone is watching her undress
What's going on here, exactly?
>>155222396
>>155222706
The only people I've ever know to give a shit is /fit/shits.
>>155223193
might seem that way on paper but doesn't work in practice.
>People are retarded enough to keep replying
And people try to pretend this place is any better than /v/ at this point
>>155223193
People won't think you wooed her, they'll think she felt sorry for you or you're wealthy or something. Trust me, when people see a short guy with a tall girl, they don't think he's a dominant alpha.
This thread is getting far too /r9k/ for my tastes. I'll be back in a few hours.
>>155222936
Whatever, man. All I know is I'm not judged an inferior because my skeleton isn't as long as what you think it should be.
>>155223228
>Ryobi would be even worse, especially because you'd have to be Danny Devito size for her to be taller than you.
Or a shota.
>>155223342Anon, let's be real here. /vg/ was created to be a quarantine board like /vp/. On top of that, this thread is basically nothing but waifu-posting and other irrelevant bullshit that has nothing to do with the game.
>>155223084
>It's not a one time thing and I'm such a huge fucking pussy I can't deal with telling people to fuck off
Grow some balls dude.
>I can't punch someone while they're harassing my date
OK dude. Have fun with your wife's son.
>>155223558
You are, people are just too polite to say it.
>>155223543
Me too. I'd rather go watch baby seals get beaten or something.
>>155223567
/ss/ with senrans?!
>>155221730
that board is rad to the boner and I probably wouldn't mind hanging with the guy holding it.
>>155222706
>that pic
Jesus please spoiler that shit next time.
>>155223274
Guess we should stop staring.
>>155223838
Let's listen to hip hop Miku til it's over
>>155223661
enjoy stewing in the inside of a jailcell every time your girlfriend gets hit on then.
>>155223961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQUOevFULbo
Of course I drop the link
>>155223842
/ss/ with senrans.
>>155223567
>Ryobi loves /ss/ because little boys are used to being around girls with flat chests
I believe that.
>>155224084
we need a picture of Ryobi trying to look sexy but with a vicious grin on her face saying "Hey kid wanna /ss/?"
>>155224084
But little boys love boobs
>>155219096
Guessing you are under 25.
>>155223842
>>155224295
Cake anons!?
>>155224361
that one boy's going pretty hard
>>155224361
Everyone says red shirt kid is lucky, but blue shirt kid is the tactician.
He's clearly going for the treasure trove.
>>155224361
>EV has various NW outfits
>but it doesn't have the best superhero outfit
I hate everything.
>>155224285
This boy >>155224361 doesn't.
>>155224361
That kid is having a hometown buffet
>take a break from reassembling my room
>check in on skeegee
>everyone is making thoughtful constructive posts on that are on topic
...Did you hear that?
Thoughtful and constructive posts that are on topic!
>>155224897
wake up, Minori, you're clearly still dreaming
>>155224897
me want fug minori
huh huh, boo-bies
>>155224858
well, little boys won't say no to a big ass either
he probably approached from the back and just arrived there first
>>155224979
Hibari stop fucking with Katsuragi and turn her voice back to normal
>>155224897
I didn't hear it.
I don't see it either.
>you will never /ss/ with her
>>155224408
Having an age-matched relationship with Rin before she gets desperate and throws herself at a Chad to become a single mother!
Where does the time go?
>>155225490
forward!
>>155225424
>have sex with Hisui
>she calls out the names of her special moves throughout
>>155225704
But time time's just a construct of human perception.
>>155225732
Perfect.
>>155225886
Everything is a concept of human prescription.
>>155225809
>Finish
>Hisui is looking at you with her cheeks puffed out
>"What's the matter?"
>"Was it good for you"
>"Of course it was amazing"
>"THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOUT ANY OF YOUR ATTACK NAMES? ANON!"
>>155225704
That'll do Hanabi, that'll do.
>>155225809
>HENSHIN A-GO-GO
>RED HOT KICK
>VOOMERANG
>>155225886
Stop now! She's going to reach critical mass!
>>155226003
Even you?
Hey Hanabi!3+6=?
>>155226235
4, 5!
I was supposed to fill in the missing numbers right?
>>155226210
Yes.
>>155226235
three plus six is nine, not question mark.
Would Hanabi bully a manlet anon who was interested in her like Asuka or Haruka would?
>>155226548
Hanabi doesn't care.
>>155226628
>>155226582
>implying Hanabi doesn't have preferences
>>155225732
>When her height starts with 4
>>155226235
>>155226210
Please do not try to make Hanabi explode
>>155227169
>when her cup size ends in A
You're senran is real and stays with you foreverThe catch is, she's yourstand
>>155227361
shut the fuck up minori you autistic womanchild piece of shit
>>155227361
When her cup size is less than E.
>>155226009
Uhh... SUPER HOT WHITE CANNON SHOT!
>>155227361
if you have Z cup breasts the next size is ZA
>>155227617
Minori doesn't have to worry about that! Minori has big boobies especially for her height!
>>155227361
>when her iq is under 60
>>155227501
I can live with this
yeah I don't see much of a problem desu
>>155227716
and that would be a problem on the other end of the spectrum, namely her being mistaken for a Hutt.
>>155227802
Even Hanabi's gonna have an IQ of at least 80. Minori might be somewhere between 80 and 90 or low 90's but 60? No, no Senrans are that dumb.
>>155228269
What's IQ?
>>155228390
Minori stop you're making my eyes hurt
>>155228390
It's delicious!
>>155228390
It means Ice Queem! Puri~
>>155228779
Go away Yumi
>>155228815
You don't like ice qweem? Not even vanilla?
>>155229036
No
please go and stay go Yumi
>>155229036
I'll have your ice cream Yumi. Right from the source!
>>155228779
I'd ice this queen if you know what I meanI really like Yumi and refer to her as a queen as a term of endearment and she is a person who prefers cooler temperatures so I'll turn down the thermostat in her room and suprise her with some shaved ice.
>>155229036
I'm a fan of strawberry!
Yumi's cold feet on your back while you're trying to sleep!
>>155229325
Yumi's cold feet in your mouth while she's trying to sleep!
Being Yumi's husband just so you can domestically abuse her and she won't make a fuss because it's her wifely duty.
>>155229325
That'ss really pleasant though
>>155229627
Yumi'd be one of those battered wives who takes it for decades but eventually snaps and cuts off her husband's dick while he sleeps
Yumi's cold dead body
>>155229627
I want to beat Yumi in the kitchen because the chicken was undercooked!
>>155229910
Frozen dead fish!
Yumi ejaculates ice-cold semen!
>>155230160
Women do not produce semen
I want to break a senran's back!
>>155230260
Snapping Hikage in two!
>>155230253
Oh, right. I forgot girls don't have penises.
>>155230297
With my dick!
>>155229721
Maybe every once in a while, imagine it happening every night
Minori's colossal futanari extension
>>155230624
Minori would be one of those futas who has a giant cock and acts super bratty
I'm sure you all know the type.
Hope everyone's day is going well!
>>155229213
That sounds very lovely and sweet puri.
>>155230710
No Minori is the futanari with a tiny dick but gigantic balls that cums in liters
>>155230710
That's what Mirai sounds like from her actual dialouge when she whips out her Valkyrie. She's all, "Look at how big it is," and stuff.
>>155231081
That's Yomi
>>155227501
Dai users meeting Rin users would be cool.
>>155230260
Breaking Hibari's spine!?
https://twitter.com/loliconder/status/777835375804821504
I want to titfuck a Senran!
>>155231476
Yomi is too pure to have a a penis and gigantic sweaty balls
>>155231834
that is not a senran.
>>155231834
What's wrong with you?
>>155231805
Buying Hibari a real cute wheelchair!
>>155232468
Yes!
Taking care of your senran's hemorrhoid!?
>>155232650
Punished "Venom" Hibari
>>155232650
It cracks me up how serious Yagyuu looks and how they're both up on a roof. How the hell did Hibari get up there in a wheelchair? Can she still do acrobatic shinobi techniques like that? Did Yagyuu help her do special cooperative climbing techniques designed for one able-bodied shinobi and one shinobi in a wheelchair?
>>155232968
anon that's disgusting.
>>155224361
I EAT ASS NIGGA
>>155227501
You can fuck your stand you know. Giorno does it all the time.
Am I the only one who finds Renka's earrings extremely erotic?
What does your senrans hair smell like
>>155234126
Maple leaves, Ink, and model paints.
>>155234126
her own sweat and her shampoo.
>>155234126
I don't know. What does Mirai's hair smell like? Gunpowder and stew?
>>155234126
Trendy perfume and shampoo, maybe a trace of her sweat from wearing her hat.
>>155233120
>>155233120
The manga is really weird anon, don't think about it too hard or you might dokkan
>>155234612
15 year olds shouldn't be allowed to be that sexy
>angry slav noises
>>155234727
I want to step on that tiny slav.
>>155234727
Why does slav get so angry?
What level do I need to be at to go through the Busticated DLC in SK2?
I had planned to go through it before getting very far in the main story but after getting destroyed in the first battle it's obvious that's not going to happen.
>>155236284
There should be a recommended level next to the mission description. You could still be a level or two under and still complete it just fine.
Marvelous will bring back ghost onee-chan with something stupid like the Ryouki everafter charm.
>>155237079
Everything will be fine if they just hang in there and don't lose their head.
>>155237247
No hard feelings.
>>155237079
>Ryouki everafter charm.
You keep Heavenly Host out of this thread
>>155237247
Prototype Haruka
>>155237247
Someone post that one EV diorama.
>>155237820
>>155238323
Thanks Minnow that was exactly what I meant
What if...
Minori was smaller
and had even bigger boobs?
>>155239085
what if minori was just a pair of boobs with eyes.
>>155239085
What if...
Mirai was bigger and had even smaller boobs?
>>155239307
The view of Mirai's socks and panties is giving me an erection.
>>155239307
>thigh-highs instead of her original wool tights
It's shit, captain. Why they ruined them in EV is beyond me.
>>155239349
>>155239501
It's because EV was a mistake.
>>155239931
Mirai bonking her chin against the scroll is still the funniest think in SK to me.
Creating fire hazards with your senran!It's nice moving all my shit back into my room but god damn putting my tv stand together takes like 50$ worth of zip ties
>>155239613
This is your fault! Take responsibility!
>>155240428
>KYA
>>155240759
cute mature woman
I want to give her popsicles to make her feel better
Will Hanabi and her sisters be back in future SK installments or do you think they'll just be an EV thing?
>>155240582
Mirai will take responsibility and remove that filthy erection for you.
>>155240973
I'd like them to be an "every now and again" sort of thing. The problem with them sticking around is we would have 5 teams every game and they've proven they can't write for so many girls without quite a few losing some character.
>>155240517
i hope your house burns down with you in it, fucker
>>155240973
Knowing how Versus loves to bloat shit, they'll definitely be back along with Sayuri and Ryouki, at least as DLC or playable characters that aren't story relevant.
>>155241230
no bully
>>155240973
probably
>>155240517
>>155241230
I am now imagining Minori trying to set up advanced electronic equipment. It does not end well.
>>155241439
Minori is good with electronics!
She knows how to solder!
SOLDER!
>>155241439
Uh-oh! Minori accidentally spilled ice cream on some circuits! Zzap!!!
>>155241719
>Minori with a device that is designed to meld electronics and some metals
You might as well give her a fucking blowtorch and a welder's mask and say to have fun with it.
>>155241852
Minori knows how to weld too!
She can fix your car's suspension!
SUSPENSION!
>>155242006
I need Minori to fix my dick's suspension!
>not going to hit the image limit before the bumpb limit
I'm proud of you skeegee
Holy shit the thread is almost over and we didn't even hit the image limit?
>>155242127
Were you here when EV got the kissing update? Oh man, the threads were going retardedly fast during that time.
>>155242118
Minori is not a surgeon!
You need to go to a hospital!
HOSPITAL!
>>155242287
>implying Minori isn't the head surgeon of Weenie Hut General
>>155242287
Why do you say every last word twice?
TWICE!
>>155242439
It's really fun!
FUN!
>>155242439
Emphasis is important!
>>155242481
ok
OK!
okay I think Daianon went back to sleep I'll do the next thread
So I'm guessing DaiAnon is now DieAnon?
>>155242178
You can probably thank the height shitposting from earlier for that.