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kysposter edition

>Stale Bread: >>>>154905681

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT

>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.35
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/222662548
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first
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2nd for the good memories
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xsnapdragon
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>>155154574
>pigalle looks better
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xth for wake the fuck up when I clock out and come home
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nth for low level randos calling you a hacker when you kill them, going into passive mode to an off-the-radar jet, and then going back into passive mode after they've been shot down so they can talk shit in chat and then leave.
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>make secondary character
>unlock uzi
>absolutely shit on plebs
>"waaaah low level hacker"
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Sorry yo, IRL shit to deal with
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>>155159882
Thats ok we can continue later
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>>155159882
who are you quoting
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>>155159882
>having a life

baka fampai
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>>155160417
Aurora pls go
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>>155157649
uzi is the shit, favorite gun in any game
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>>155165054
piss off
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xth for ending up liking game you though will bore you for the way it delivers it's story, while still hating it for all modern AAA elements it has and represents
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>>155165616
it was k, enjoyed far cry 3 and never cared to finish 4
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>>155165616
Far Cry games are fun, but only when doing the open world shit. The actual campaigns in them suck ass.
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went spelunking on gtaforums out of boredom, never again
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>>155165870
The story and thus ending was crucial to make me like 4, seeing how it's the same as 3rd gameplay wise. Tbh if I didn't spoiled myself the ending a little bit before, I don't think I would ever give it a try.

>>155166354
If only completionism wasn't main purpose of that open world shit, tho unfolding story through daires was fun part of that. And again, since I liked the story I wouldn't say campaign sucks, at least not in 4th. 3rd was shit.
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>>155166740
I guess sucks is too strong a word. The story is interesting, but the missions are less fun than hunting rhinos and shit.
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>>155166536
Did you read the last line? It's a joke leading up to the punch line, he's shitting on the kd whores.
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>>155166992
ah, but this has no punchline
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>>155166536
Even with retards like kysposter lurking, /gtag/ is 100 times better than GTAForums.
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>>155166354
campaign has its moments
and taking over bases is fun

>>155167214
is gtaforums always this shit?
i´ve only ventured on the wiki outside of here for little trivia now and there
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What's the most underrated car class in the game? My vote is for sports classics
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>>155167214
>GTAforums

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL04f9178mKowUI-0jDb267b5B9xJ02061
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>>155167394
Sure tell yourself you're better than them if you say it enough times than maybe it'll be true.
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>>155167670
t. gtaforums poster
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>>155167565
As much as I love Sports Classics, it seems like Coupes never get any love or respect. They're comfortable and agile enough, just not as stylish as other classes.
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>>155167565
anything that isn´t a super or sports

>>155167951
>not as stylish
fight me
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it just kept going
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>>155167565
Probably vans. Rumpo Custom is a badass van.
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>>155168203
go away flib
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>>155167565
motorcycles
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>>155167565
I'd say muscle isn't the most underrated, but it is the one that gives the objective best races whereas people assume sports and super do. Sports classics are fun as hell too, though.
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>>155167565
>>155152495
>PCuck trying so hard to bump their dead failure of a thread
kek kys kiddo
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who representing /la raza/ here
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>>155169479
posting is hard
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>>155152495

First for enjoy the brand new crop of Hydrashitters, Insurgent shitters, and Kurumashitters thanks to the new sale.
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>>155170696
>hydrashitters
ceo buzzard
>insurgent shitters
aim at the window
>kurumashitters
blow them up
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>>155172335
Last 2 sure 1st option is dumb in a hostile lobby.
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>>155172335
>implying hydras can't just fly vertically to avoid lock on
>implying insurgents won't just drive alongside you tossing sticky bombs
>fair enough, but kuruma shitters barely exist now due to the aforementioned vehicles
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>>155172575
in my time of chasing down hydras in buzzards it´s not as common as you think for someone to aim at you with a homo

>>155172672
>implying the average shitter is smart enough to fly vertically to avoid lock on
>use a minigun then or a sniper
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>>155170696
Brings more balance. There will be hero's there will be villains it just got cheaper to play cause the guilds gonna bring our some expensive new toys.
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Do you guys think the new update will stop duping? I really, really hope it won't be patched. I need more time.
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>>155170696
I hope they add the armored, explosive cannon APC from BoGT immediately after this sale with a price tag of ten million bucks.
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>>155173656
>BRDM to counter faggot Harriers
oh my god yes please
i'll go full slavaboo
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>>155173656
unless it's stronger than the insurgent or has a higher range/turning radius than the tank i wouldn't see the point, just seems like another target for the almighty hydra god in the sky
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>>155173656
Let's counter Hydras harder than that.
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>>155173936
Imagine the Valkyrie's main gun on an Insurgent. If it operated like the APC in BoGT, the driver could also use the cannon without exposing themselves like the gunner needs to do in the Insurgent/Technical.
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>>155174294
>Imagine the Valkyrie's main gun on an Insurgent.
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>>155174382
I think I had a dream just like that recently. But yeah, that's exactly what I mean.
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If you could make a private GTA V server what would you do?
>Los Santos Cops n robbers
>map is blocked to just the city
>you can join cop or civilian
>most of the stuff from normal Gta V freeroam plus robbing any store (not just liquor stores)
>no cop ai, all cops are players
>Civilians can also do civilian jobs like truck driver, taxi, and others
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>>155174465
That's pathetic that in the infinite potentiality of dreams, you dream about video games.
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>>155177321
>map is blocked to just the city
It's basically already like that though :^)
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>>155177459
Would you like the other things tho
I would love playing gta o as cop or fighting actual players when running from police
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>>155177321
Automated version of survive the hunt so that we can all play it without having tons of friends. Have multiple versions depending on how many players there are (restricted to a small neighborhood for just a few, the whole city if 16+) and add in new features like being able to use turn signals and easily hold the brake down when stopping in order to make it much much harder to spot the hunted.
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>>155178047
What is survive the hunt?
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>>155178145
It's a shitty video series by a bad youtuber that's admittedly engaging where you have one hunted player that, without markers showing who is a player and who isn't or radar or anything like that, has to hide in plain sight in one of the many cars driving around the streets and the other team has to coordinate to find and take down the hunted - made more interesting by the fact that they made a house rule where people can't shoot while in cars.
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>>155177842
APB may be just the game for you
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>>155170696
a sniper rifle can fix all of those problems though.
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>>155170696
Anyone who's been playing GTAO for a month can afford that shit. Most players already have that and it's not like it matters.
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>Dead as balls
>No update in sight
Is this finally the end?
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>>155181450
If GTAO and /gtag/ survived 2014, it will survive now.
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>>155181450
There will be another update within a month. It'll just be a lowriders 3 DLC.
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>>155181450
>>155181497
PCucks ruined it the moment it was made avaliable to them let this cancerous general die already tho PCucks will try so hard to keep it alive bc they literally have nowhere elsw to go except steam chat and reddit fucking cancers
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>>155170696
What's the best way to deal with hydrashitters? Homing rocket launcher?
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>>155181697
Best is subjective. Heavy sniper is most efficient, but that doesn't necessarily make it the best. I would argue that the best way would be the most rage inducing way. Use unusual tactics and weaker firearms. Laugh at them in chat. The only way to truly beat a jetshitter is to make them leave.
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If there is no motorcycle with a side car, the alleged biker DLC will be unredeemable
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>>155152495
dont kys
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>Humane Raid - Deliver EMP
>Humane Raid - Deliver EMP
>Humane Raid - Deliver EMP
>Humane Raid - Deliver EMP
>Humane Raid - Deliver EMP
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>>155185237
one of the longest boring waits in the history of GTA followed by one of the easiest missions ever.
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>>155185504
Tell that to the random who subjected two of us to 50 retries
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>>155185584
As a rule - do it yourself, do it solo. A silenced pistol does the job as well as the sniper, just aim for heads and move fast.
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Tbh think it may have been bugged

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icSO9WL8h1A

Ai car never moved in our session

Also

>Coordinating shots without mics

If any tough guys want to carry a pour soul through this hell I will be forever in your debt
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>>155185749
We told him to stay at spawn/car. He must have had brain damage

Ye, I did use pistol on close enemies, auto scares me since if stealth works like FC2...

(In FC2 guards would hear bullets that hit surfaces but not bodies. So an automatic would heatshot someone + hit the wall behind him and fuck it up everytime)
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Hitler if we try again tomorrow I found a vid we can easily imitate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ielirNemI2I
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gta4 is an underrated masterpiece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87-MfMGHhWc
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WHERE'S MY PACKAGE ROCKSTAR
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>>155190934
Its a special package that only shows for males and not trannies
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>>155190934
It's right next to that side, I had the same bug
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>getting into car on side door rather than driver door
>no biggie, shit happens sometimes, you get it over quickly
>have to get out via side door, likely in an emergency
>nah senpai gimme a sec i gotta make sure i have my keys and my ifruit and my gaping faggot asshole
>oh shit why'd i die
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If I already got a technical should I get an insurgent with or without turret?
it seems like a waste of money to me having 2 vehicles with turrets but the insurgent is invincible-ish
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>tfw have more money on my online character than any of my post-game SP characters
man, once i hit 50 mil i'll be done with this shit
i never want to grind again in this shit game, i just want to be able to buy cars i like until gtao2
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https://youtu.be/7i7g9ccjkc8

Now thinking about our younger years

It was only you and me

We were young and wild and free
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>>155178175
Saved desu

Friendly reminder
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weekly reminder
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>>155194336
>>155194408
what is this
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>tfw I am become NEET
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>>155195304
Go away faggot.
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>>155195629
But I'm one of you guys now... I'm a worthless NEET since yesterday,
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>>155195663
Go away faggot.
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>>155195304
>>155195663
kill yourself holy shit just fucking do it i fucking hate you jesus christ die already you fucking cuck nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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>>155194619
Something that would have killed GTA:O
Seriously the bigger the map the bigger the problems relating to the online, not to mention one of the good points of GTA 5 is that the map while it's smaller compared to most open world games, it's still handly crafted to the point that it's interesting almost everywhere, something that wouldn't have been achieved with a map this>>155194408 big, unless they took 2-3 more years of developement time
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Does the duffel bag glitch still works? tryed doing it with 5 lobbies and still no duffel bag in sight
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>>155196637
nevermind, it works, I was just unlucky
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Tfw also neet now
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Anyone else annoyed at the Deathmatch roll? Every time bullets start flying all clowns start rolling around like assholes. Guess I'll stick to racing.
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rate my character :3c
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>>155199645
L O N D O N
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N
D
O
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>>155192873
I have like almost 200 million on one of them. That's after buying all properties
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>tfw you don't have to grind Rooftop Rumble anymore
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great white worth it?

$1.6m with weekly bonus thing
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>>155199098
Now you understand why I have a roll fire macro.
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>>155201173
What is that?
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>>155194408
maybe in 15 years if r* is still around lad
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>>155201693
>Low shadows
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>>155202148
We get it. You wasted your neet bucks on a computer rig.
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I hope you're ready for bikers update, gtag will soon become an RP motorcycle club.
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>>155202363
>neet bucks
>not being successful member of society
wow
sad
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>>155202773
>soon be rp for fags
>As if this somehow different than it's always been
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>>155202773
I want a content creator update
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>>155199098
>rolling
>not the cancer that is wiggle wars
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>tfw civilians help you bully randos who attack people for no reason
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Greetings from ps3, BROX crew.


(yes, we´re still alive)
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>>155206262
w-what
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>>155205680
>the difference in brightness
whoa
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>>155206262
Also, im not related to that asshole with the monkey mask from youtube.
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>>155206670
why do you love catower and autismbux if you never played with them pcucks?
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>>155206834
They have a shitton of good videos, me and some buddies we like those.
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Ayyy, official announcement. Mansex is real.

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52663/coming-soon-to-gta-online-bikers-and-more
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>>155207056
>Bikers also includes a selection of appropriately-themed new modes for bikers of all kinds, along with new weapons, styles, tattoos and features to make this a huge addition to the world of GTA Online.
>New weapons, tattoos, and bikes
>special custom Biker mechanic

>And while loyal MCs will fight to expand their foothold alongside black-collar CEOs and Organizations
>Keep an eye out for high-level, high-risk vehicle based business ventures to spring up across Los Santos and Blaine County soon.
So it's CEO: Motorcycle Edition possibly featuring drugs.

I don't care that it's mansex these monthly updates are always amazing
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>>155207056
>"this is probably just some edited-URL bullshit but whatever"
>mfw it's real
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>>155207056
Where's your laughing weeb girl now
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>>155207792
>>155207784
>>155207620
>>155207056
>/gtag/ always shitted on mc biker rpers
>these kids unironically want to be bikers now
PCucks, everyone, hypocritical shits
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>>155207056
>no sports bikes
Don't care.
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>>155207985
I'm still gonna shit on bike rpers, they take this game to an even more autistic corner.
An update isn't gonna start making me wear assless chaps and a leather jacket.
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>>155207985
Fuck you, I'm on PS4

I'm excited for tthe new shit, especially clothes. The Sons Of Autism will be worse than ever now though.
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>>155207985
I play on ps4
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>>155208057
>post yfw at least one of the new bikes outperforms bati/akuma/hakuchou
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>>155208352
Anything with good handling will outperform the Hakuchou at this point.
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>>155208352
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>Lost and the Damned Update
>No Gay Tony update
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>>155208695
What is Ill Gotten Gains part 1&2
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>>155208352
>yfw it costs more than the x80
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>>155208890
That's a given with this last sale.
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>>155207056
>clubhouse
at least its something
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>>155208890
Well the Gargoyle only costed 120k and the Cliffhanger costed about 225k.
If I had to take a biggest possible jew scenario I'd say the "best" bike of the update would cost around 500k.
Not counting upgrades or Biker Benny's vanity mods.
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So, after update we only have bikers and kurumas on the roads?
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>>155209291
Don't you remember the lectro? This is going to be worse
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>>155208352
Calling it now, it'll be the Bagger Custom.
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>>155209576
Yeah but the Lectro is a joke unless you wanna win those top speed challenges.
Besides prices for Cunning Stunts was surprisingly low besides the Soupers.
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>>155179480
I tried APB, its garbage
just GTA V but with cops
APB has its own flaws, GTA V private servers with some weapons restricted would be a very balanced experience as long as there are ways to stop copos and civilians from doing random deathmatch
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>>155195991
rockstar cant figure out a decent online so we are stuck with max 16-32 players.
SAMP meanwhile is relying on the community and ancient technology to put over 200 players on the server
Rockstar cant into online, P2P garbage honestly
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>>155152495
llamacomando here, sent an invite request. was in at one point, but i didn't play for a while so i guess i got kicked
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>>155209991
Gotcha
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>>155209938
Being on the same server as 31 other players in GTAV is the worst thing ever.
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>>155207056
>'d share my Asylum MC crew here, but we're a private MC, we don't want the riff-raff from the rest of the community in our ranks, lol... you gotta join our forums first, then we'll see about promoting you to our MC division once you prove worthy... http://www.igta5.com/forums

time to prepare for sessions full of mansex with rocket launchers
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>>155210496
Friendly reminder that mansex members cannot play the game and will get outsniped by anyone 9/10 times. Just don't get near their miniguns
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>>155210638
>Don't get near their miniguns
You can't tell me what to do.
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>>155210638
>dont get near their unlimited range miniguns
man PCucks are dipshits
>that webm of a stupid PCuck walking towards a minigun with a lmg at close range
why are PCucks the stupidest shits ever?
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>>155210818
>unlimited range
average console cuck intelligence. I bet you're that faggot I killed over and over yesterday who tried using his minigun at sniping distances
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>>155210236
thats because of the garbage P2P system, even with the simplified online AI it cant keep up
dedicated servers just werk, P2P on the other hand relies in tricks and gimmicks
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>>155207056
We can all go to hell now, boys. God has forsaken us.
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>>155212272
Speak for yourself, I've been a good boy. Take me now, Jesus. I'm ready.
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>>155212230
No, it's because every single one of them will whip out a hydra and chase you down, making anything other than hiding in a metro station impossible.
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Post your favorite GTA game for:
>Online
>Single player
>Freeroam
>Mods
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>>155212624
this is why i would love dedicated servers with restrictions and modifications
>normal GTA with restrited weapons
>no lock-on for missiles
>most military aircraft restricted or with armament reduced
>no armored vehicles
>no tanks
it would make a far better experience for everyone
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>>155212629
Online: GTA 4
Single Player: RDR
Freeroam: GTA 2
Mods: GTA: San Andreas
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>>155212629

I've only played GTA V Online. San Andreas is the answer to the other questions.
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>>155212629
>MTA (2005-2009)
>GTA SA
>GTAV
>GTA SA

although GTAO does outclass the only other legitimate GTA multiplayer mode (IV) by a huge margin
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>>155213170
excuse me youngin but 1 & 2 both had multiplayer, albeit a pain to set up.
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>guy off radar killing people at random
>expect him to come after me
>see him drive up behind me
>throw stickies perfectly onto his car
>can't detonate them

is this some new niggerdom script bullshit or what the fuck. before and after this incident my stickies worked just fine, and someone was able to shoot the guy to death so it ain't godmode or some horseshit

wtf m8 desu
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>>155213835
Shitty connection.
Stickies can despawn the second they attach to something if someone has a terrible connection
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>>155207056
Side car or no deal
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>>155212629
>Online: San Andreas Multiplayer
>Single player: GTA 5
>Freeroam: San Andreas
>Mods: GTA 4
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>>155213694
they were probably haphazardly made and wouldn't count otherwise unless i was ranking them relative to the generations in which they were released
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>>155207056
>It's real
I laughed out loud.
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>>155209291
those mikes bikes upgrades are gonna be 500k minimum
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Welp, so start's the week's grind.

Who wants to Pac-Stan glitch today?
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>>155214617
>implying it ever stopped
Let's go.
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>>155214263
Way back before you were born, people would play online modes that were similar to the main game to have fun, most often a deathmatch or racing. It was good enough just to play with other living people. Since you kids complain so much nowadays, maybe we had the right idea.
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>>155214879
I've got no problem with the grind.
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So what's gonna be the shark card seller this time? My guess is the club houses
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>>155215062
If they're following the Benny's model for custom bikes, I'd say each one will eat up a million dollars.
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>>155215062
I kinda like the idea of clubhouses. Ever since this game dropped, there needed to be a place where you and your friends could just chill out and do shit.

For example, the video games in your CEO office should have been something in the game from the start. Give us pool tables, arcade games, card tables, arm wrestling in hangout spots, and all that.
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>>155215465
I'll admit the idea of doing drug deals sounds cool but I don't want it to be another CEO style thing. Like buy crates, gets crates, repeat
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>>155215062
The special biker mechanic and clubhouses
They'll release some mid range bikes that won't be too much but there will be some new bikes to crush the balance of the bikes class that'll be $2mil +
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>>155215767
Crates already kinda make me angry because of how fucking simplistic it is.

Not the mention the fact that you have to pay for them. Something feels dumb about paying for crates and then having to blow up a ship on the sea to take them back to my warehouse. It should be if you pay for crates, you get them for easily. If you don't pay for crates, you have to work to rob someone.
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>>155207056
>It's real

There better be a fucking gimp suit & assless chaps in this update. It's probably not coming out tomorrow since there's still an event week going on, so next Tuesday?
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>>155215895
Yeah you should have also have been able to steal people's crates instead of just destroy them. People will just show up to the deals in an armored Kurumu and just cheese it
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>>155215895
I always headcanon'd the crate purchases as paying for the information and not so much the actual goods. Like, you give this ominous super-corporation 18k and they give you a tipoff about a deal going down somewhere.
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>>155214894
>Way back before you were born
>you kids

yeah we get it, you're an oldfag

fact of the matter is most people aren't even going to consider those multiplayer modes let alone the titles they're derived from because gta wasn't as well known before III

gta was never really a large part of what made multiplayer mode (ad-hoc, split-screen, wi-fi, etc.) popular in the first place and thus i neglect to rate the earliest installments
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Is that a new hairstyle?

>we FFXV now
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>>155216197
That's probably what it is, yeah.

Also, to the other Anon, where'd you see anything about drug deals?
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>>155216321
It strikes me more as a "Bob Dylan" cut. You can see sideburns poking out a bit from in front the ears.
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>>155215767
Chinatown Wars had the right idea for drug deals. There was a changing market, and certain dealers preferred to buy and sell certain things. Sometimes there would be a map-wide shortage or surplus, which gave an incentive for dealing in specific things/people at one time. Making deals carried the risk of a wanted level. Getting busted while carrying drugs was bad news, but you could store them in your safehouses. While driving around, you could find and steal drug vans as a free commodity. They could easily expand on that in GTA:O, and it would give people something more varied to do.
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anyone know of any good solo methods of grinding cash? exploits, glitches, anything, this grind is killing me
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Just how much more leather could they add?
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>>155216559
Unfortunately that idea is too good to make it into GTAO. Chinatown Wars was fucking awesome too.
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>>155216559
>you could find and steal drug vans as a free commodity.
>Steal drug
>it's just two packs of weed

Also, it's a shame that warehouse raids were so limited. You only had one warehouse to rob.
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>>155212794
it would be great to be able to simply do CEO stuff on a private lobby, because to this day I still think that rewarding players for griefing and being assholes is retarded as fuck.
I would love if they removed that, or if they at least removed the possibility to damage other player's delivery vehicles (when selling)
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>>155216287
that wasn't me btw, i simply had a lot of fun on gta2 mp so i would put it on lists like that
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>>155216287
And thus you're a chump for acting like this whole cancerous community is universally preferable to simple modes that people chose to play for fun, not PacStan grind, crate grind, Headhunter/Sightseer grind, and so on. When was the last time you played any GTA:O mode for fun?
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>mansex clubs incoming

god damnit why. what sad fucking faggots actually want this dumb biker shit? omg decals on your bike you'll never be able to read! great gayness, batman!

the lost and the damned was the worst fucking DLC for any game ever, any sad cunt that finished that deserves to have perm bans desu senpai. enough fucking shit cock fuckassery
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>>155216750
I genuinely feel bad for people who had to grind crates. It sounds like an awful experience
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>>155217048
animeposter is having a meltdown
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>>155217116
I was talking about jacking drug vans in Chinatown Wars.

But yes, crates are awful.
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>>155217335
He'll get his traction back once the DLC starts letting people down. Which could be right at released
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>>155207056
>It's real.

I really don't care about motorcycles in this game and no ones gonna spend millions on a chopper bike. The clubhouses better not look like complete shit.
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Who on PS4 is wanting to grind?
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>>155207056
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>>155218414
>Not hyped for hide-n-seek buttsex adversary modes
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>>155218001
Don't worry, they'll be trash considering how Lost present themselves. We'd never be allowed to present ourselves as commercialized bikers like that Hells Angels knock off from LatD with a pretty club house and selling merchandise off a website.
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LIST OF BUGS INTRODUCED DURING OR BEFORE THE CEO UPDATE THAT HAVE YET TO BE PATCHED OR EVEN ADDRESSED BY ROCKSTAR AND WILL PROBABLY EXIST ALONGSIDE EVEN MORE NEW BUGS AFTER THE NEXT UPDATE

1)securoserv pc eats your money on a crate buy and refuses to actually give you the mission when you get up
2)haulage trailer becomes glued to the ground, making it impossible to finish
3)sightseer package refuses to show, making it impossible to finish
4)passengers jump out of a helicopter if you start headhunter while flying
5)game randomly puts you in a solo public lobby
6)game randomly gives you a wanted level right after you ask lester to remove your wanted level
7)The game will tell you that there is a VIP mission going on indefinitely, making it impossible to actually start one
8)stuck in black screen after delivering a shipment to a warehouse
9)stuck in white screen after finishing a heist finale
10)Pegasus vehicle refuses to spawn once you actually get to it despite being on the map
11)CEO buzzard spawns inside geometry
12)server randomly causes mass-FPS drops for multiple people-that I can confirm is not a result of my settings or strain on my system-.


I'm sure I've missed a bunch so reply with some more and I'll make an updated list until we have all the big ones
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Great, so now even less people are going to join my organization.

I wonder if the biker mechanics will actually be a decent way to make money. I know all the low levels are just going to join biker gangs now even though it's still probably better money to be with a CEO. I bet this update will be hell for CEOs not just because of a lack of associates but because those biker gangs are probably going to spend most of their time fucking with CEOs.

It's stupid to release this so close to the CEO update, you're really going to give us ANOTHER gigantic moneysink that takes a month to make your money back?
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>yfw when doing pac stan still gets you more money per hour than biker dlc
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>>155219517
buy a sharkcard goyim
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>>155219193
The Headhunter one applies to all vehicles, not just helicopters. And it also disables the passengers' weapons until they exit the vehicle.

Be a kind CEO and pull over before starting Headhunter.
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>>155216321
where is this image from?
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>>155220103
Newswire
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>>155220143
can i get a link?
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>>155220204
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire
Just because I'm so nice today
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>groups of 8 players in freeroam that can fuck with ceo groups that can only have 4 players

It's not fair and it doesn't make sense. Why can't a CEO hire more employees? Will we be able to do VIP missions with 8 people? Way to make a huge feature obsolete in literally your next major update
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>>155220357
A CEO will never know his fellows like a mansex chief will know his
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>>155220357
Maybe they have to use a bike for it. Insurgents > bikes.
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>>155220357
well, they'll be on bikes so they will be twice as easy to kill
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That gang slamvan that's been in the game since heists will probably be buyable finally. Too bad it probably won't be Bennies compatible.
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>>155220516
It's going to be dumb if they can just use whatever they want and there's hydras and insurgents being used in 8 man groups, jesus christ.

Rockstar needs to update and expand the CEO features, not introduce an entirely new feature that actively undermines CEOs. It's a slap in the face to people that have put countless hours into their shit and have just barely made their investment back. Talk about abandoning a feature that requires months to fully utilize.
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>>155220963
It's pretty dumb how the progression of the game has gone.
>small time gangster
>heister
>CEO
>mansex leather club
This update should have come out way earlier than the other stuff
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>>155220963
Every update has been just that. An introduction of an extremely shallow moneysink, rendered completely forgotten by the next update. GTAO has been nothing but, a series of random ideas. Throw a dart at board, implement the idea at inflated rates, onto the next. The first ever built on update in 2 functioning years was the VIP stuff.
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>>155221123
It's not necessarily about progression, but giving people choices in the type of role they want to take in Los Santos.
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>>155221430
you ever wonder how good this game could be if they ever just stuck to one idea and made a solid main course instead of creating a gigantic buffet with dozens of half-baked and underdeveloped features?
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>>155221123
There is no progression anymore really. It's just a random series of things that you can do at anytime. Having progression would dig into shark card so that got scrapped years ago. Starting the game now, you could build up a million dollars living in your car and have your first purchase be Maze Bank West. Hell, you could even have your first home be a yacht. There is no progression.
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>>155221575
It's fine to give people options, but nine out of ten people choose the meta'd option. The fastest car, the highest DPS weapon, the highest money payout. If they don't offer some kind of attractive incentive for each choice, people don't tend to do it.
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Those Mc faggots actually got there update
>in 4 no sports bike street club like uptown riders only choppers
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>>155221837
M-Maybe the update won't just cater to mansex and they'll have things for Asian crotchrocket gangs & European motorcycles.
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Who ready for Laughing Anime Girls update?
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>>155222297
How long until someone make that into a crew emblem?
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>>155209576
>>155209765
d-don´t bully my lectro
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>>155220357
>>155220516
>>155220963
Be nice if they made a point to being on a bike worth it but not required. Like the Lost and the Damned formation system. If more than one of the Mansex club are riding within a distance of each other on bikes, they go faster and are tougher/heal or something. Locking us all to bikes would be annoying, especially if someone can make missions fail by getting off the bike or entering a vehicle that isn't a bike.
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>>155216321
is that a dude on the far right
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>>155221832
Maybe GTA6 will have different "classes" with strengths and weaknesses.
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>>155214617
m-me
i fucked up my take on the glitch as the leader, at least i got gtag some dosh though
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>>155222120
i hope we at least get to choose between chopper class of org, or sports bikes
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>a massive slate of new competitive and co-op gameplay
>all in freemode
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One more time for the memories
>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club
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I'm not even sure what new, biker-themed weapon/s they'll add for this update. Aren't knuckle dusters, revolvers, double barrels, and sawn-offs the de facto weapons of bikers?
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>>155208092
This.

A few months ago I started playing again and was interested in joining a MC crew. Then I found out it was apparently this gigantic deal in GTA:O, which I thought at first would be a good thing.

But most of it is full of autistic fucks. Like people who watched four episodes of Sons of Anarchy and chose their fresh new monthly interest. I almost joined but left during the 'initiation ceremony' because their rules were gay as shit, and as soon as I said 'Yeah im not interested anymore' like four of them legitimately freaked out screaming shit like YOU SHOULD BE HONORED TO EVEN BE CONSIDERED TO JOIN THE BIGGEST BROTHERHOOD IN GTA. And their leaders name was like LORD_GOD_KING or something like that, unironically.


They're literally just videogame Guilds with a theme. Not to mention that 90% are so fucking uncreative and edgy they all sound the exact same. Reapers, Reaper, Sons of, Death, Skulls, Angels.

Hopefully with this update there will be fresh MC crews that aren't gay as fuck
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>>155221804
Can you purchase a car without owning an apartment, and just have it replace your sole PV?
>start new character
>live out of your car
>build up to a million without buying any properties
>purchase Adder
>literally WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
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>>155223001
Baseball bats on motorcycles like TL&D had. Then have like a jousting adversary mode or something.
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>>155223012
im glad gtag isn´t as autistic as them
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>>155223001
1887
Street Sweeper
But you're right, the double barrel and sawed-off should have been saved for this rather than being in lowriders and we should have got some better gangland shit.
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>>155223174
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>>155223174
holy fuck
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>>155223174
>people made actual websites for this shit
I want off this wild ride
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>>155222428
It would have to be balanced to reward the shotgun and rifle classes somehow, otherwise people would only have incentive to play as a sniper or RPG/minigun user. I still say that only assault rifle, SMG, shotgun, and pistol kills/deaths should count toward someone's K/D ratio.
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>>155223247
double barrel and ak I mean.
It's early
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>>155223065
Never tried it. Possibly. I know you can sell your Simeon pv and go homeless. But, don't know if you can buy a car.
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>>155223174
>PS4 only
>Auto aim only

you can't make this shit up
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>>155223307
When I said classes, I meant that when you join up as a CEO/Biker/Gangster etc you get different perks based on things.

Like CEOs have the ability to call off cops. Gangsters have the ability to send thugs after other players. Bikers can...shit, I don't know. Whatever it is that bikers do. Meth?
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>>155223271
tempted to join there teamspeak
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>>155223496
I bet they all unironically refer to each other as brother in teamspeak.
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>>155223362
most of them are free aim on ps4.
Also the biggest MC on PS4 that has like 4 crews with 1000 members is PS4 only

>>155223174
Hopefully once word gets out about this there will be normies making MCs also
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>shitty bike dlc noone ever asked for
>fun plane dlc never ever
why cuckstar WHY?
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only bati 801 and hakuchou will be allowed in my bike gang

maybe double t
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>>155223496
>Donate
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>>155223672
mc fags begged for this for a long time now
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>>155222918
anyone that watched sons of anarchy loved that update

We gotta reach out to brown before black moves against yellow and white and brown get blowback down the pipeline JESUS CHRIST
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>>155223672
there was like a massive petition for it that a billion people signed
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>>155223745
all 2 of them? Never seen a single fuckin ye'olde bike in the game ever while every fucking session has at least one hydra every 10 minutes.

It'll probably be just some shitty retextures and reused interiors anyway.
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>>155223672
>what is the flight school update
How new dot are you
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i'm just hoping for a nice not-harley that isn't chopped up other than the fucking bagger
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>>155223468
Sure, that does sound better. Bikers could have some kind of tracking or chance for drug deals or unique freeroam events, or they have a damage bonus for being near each other, like the CEO's health regen radius. A meth snack would be fun, too.
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>>155223867
I have to assume it's more popular on console

nobody rides those shitty MC bikes on PC, everyone just uses stunt bikes to pull off sicc jumps
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Soon™
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>>155223496
>banned after calling them faggots
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>>155223975
I really hope they don't allow the biker gang to steal CEO crates or give them incentive in any way to fuck with a CEO and his crates, because after all the feedback they got from that, and after getting absolutely BTFO in their own stream when they tried to buy crates themselves, they're really going to turn around next update and fuck CEOs in the ass that much more? jesus christ rockstar
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>>155223693
>maybe double t

kys double t a best
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>>155224164
>going on road trips to Las Venturas with this thing

good times
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>>155224313
its actually not though, its just a worse bati
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>>155224442
with better handling
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>>155223307
Imagine if they changed it so suicide lowered your k/d
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>>155224520
lol
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>>155224442
with better handling and no REEEEEEEEEEEEE engine noise
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>>155224191
Wow, I could have never seen that one coming. This is a revelation.
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>>155223468
CEO would be political/money greasing like calling off cops or even sending cops. They might also have easier access to Pegasus equipment as their perk

Gang bangers might get something based off rolling in the same vehicle like more damage or the ability to use better weapons the more of them are in one vehicle. Just one guy gets normal options, 4 guys in a lowrider can have the other 3 hanging out the windows with MG's and RPG's.

MC's get bonuses to their stats by how many are rolling together. 6 guys rolling in a clump would usually be an easy kill for an RPG, but MC riders might be able to drive away from a rocket or two if they get lucky and don't break formation.

Maybe build the dealing system around it. CEO's and their org bring in product since it'd make sense for them to move large amounts, MC moves the product to the average dealer having to protect the vans or trucks moving the product to the club house after buying from a CEO, Gangsters move it on the street to the average person after buying it from the local MC
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>PCucks will now roleplay as mansex cubs just to try and keep their pathetic circlejerk alive
screencap this post watch all the PCucks spam their ugly shit banned avatars with mansex shit on and circlejerking in a shitty hut kek
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>>155224709
>
Maybe build the dealing system around it. CEO's and their org bring in product since it'd make sense for them to move large amounts, MC moves the product to the average dealer having to protect the vans or trucks moving the product to the club house after buying from a CEO, Gangsters move it on the street to the average person after buying it from the local MC

I seriously hope they push for cooperative elements between CEOs and gangs instead of opting for the boring and uninspired bullshit involving adversarial freeroam battles
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>>155216956
>And thus you're a chump for acting like this whole cancerous community is universally preferable to simple modes that people chose to play for fun, not PacStan grind, crate grind, Headhunter/Sightseer grind, and so on.

only a dumbass would go straight for the money in this game. if things like heists and vip jobs are options i'll gladly do them but i won't force myself to repeat them because of some virtual objects that i kinda sorta want. those things will come to me eventually as a reward for my persistence.

>When was the last time you played any GTA:O mode for fun?

a day ago, with a group of six people who have i have known since GTAV was released on the PC. full playlist of custom stunt races combined with drop zone and parachuting races.

not everyone is as twisted, cynical, and disillusioned as you, gramps. it's highly likely that your experience is being looked back on through rose tinted goggles, and that you have no real grounds to prove that gta1/gta2 had a better multiplayer than your own opinion. that's fine, but it's just your opinion. stop projecting and assuming everyone has to do the same stupid shit that you do just to get by.
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>>155224991
not that guy but everything is fun with friends.
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>loading screen has gone on for so long the music has stopped

wew

>>155224880
i have never seen someone get this mad at a 3 year old dead game thats not even good
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>>155224880
you and animeposter, assuming you aren't the same person, should go fuck one another so you will no longer be virgins
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>>155225153
If it takes that long I normally restart my computer, if the music stops you ain't loading in
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>>155224991
You're awfully defensive. My point was that multiplayer modes existed, even if you don't seem to think they count in whatever arbitrary system you've thought of. They weren't progression-based, so people played them for fun. Even in your rebuttal, you referred to "a reward for my persistence", and I'm saying that your own fun and motivation to do something was the reward. Whether that's enough for you is your choice, but getting candy meted out by a game is not the universal metric for value that you seem to think it is.
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>>155225472
fuck that, guess i aint playing GTA 5 today
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Maybe now I can make a proper ow the edge bike
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>>155225203
u tell em biker brother ps wats your grindr wanna hook up l8r ;p
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>>155225512
>My point was that multiplayer modes existed, even if you don't seem to think they count in whatever arbitrary system you've thought of.

they just aren't games that i could ever see myself going back to due to my understanding of what better things lie ahead

i don't have the memories you do, i can't share your subjective view of these multiplayer modes. to me and the majority of people who know gta today, those modes were just there. they had no major presence in the experience of a title like SA-MP, MTA or further multiplayer modes have

>They weren't progression-based, so people played them for fun.

what is currency/missions/etc?
you still have to acquire a certain amount of currency to buy those weapons, and do a certain amount of missions to acquire that currency

could you honestly say that this game would be more fun if any sense of a progression system were junked, and suddenly everyone had access to everything? how do you imagine that would work in a game like this?
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>>155226089
more leik NEVER EVER PCuck :^)
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>>155226332
Ahahaha, no, enjoy shitty paint options and thin tires.
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>>155226662
I'm not saying we all have to go play GTA 1 and 2 online to have a better experience than what's in GTA:O. They were different and are probably too outdated now. But at the very least, they should be considered in the list of multiplayer options for the series, even if they stay at or near the bottom. They're around the middle for me because I played them when they were relevant, but that's my own biased opinion.

A part of me would rather see the major focus in GTA games to be on the single player. If you look at GTA 4, it had a functional online option, but the game and its DLC were mostly focused on the story and missions. GTA:O has taken the focus away from the main game, and I believe it's the reason why there hasn't been any addition to single player in three years. It's not so much about removing progression, but building a game that people want to play aside from trying to unlock or buy something. There are online games people play without unlocks and cash systems as a hook.

You might have more motivation to play with friends, but a very large majority of people only played Drop Zone and parachuting this week because of the cash bonus. It's practically impossible to get a full lobby for something like Sumo or Slasher without organizing it first.
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I love you guys, the game is just endless fun with /gtag/!
<3

hey guys, want to quietly shill this into a hippie thread?
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>>155228385
fuck off you dumb faggot
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>>155223174
Yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eTTA7X4pYQ
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>Text teammate that one guy will solo the guards
>Uses a fucking grenade
>Get on mic to tell him, maybe he didn't read his phone
>Does it again
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>takes an hour to find a crew for Humane Raid: EMP
>one guy sprints to the Hydra, immediately dies in it every single time
>tell him what to do, doesnt listen
>other guys get fed up and leave
>take another hour to find a crew
>game disconnects from online
>take two more hours to find a crew without someone joining then leaving immediately
>HUD and map wont load for any of us

>three days later still trying to do a single setup mission
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>>155229040
Hippo? Otherwise I'll join.
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stop shitposting about platforms
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Is it safe to script/trainer in money at this point or is Rockstar still on point with the bans?
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>>155229367
Fuck off xbonefag
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>>155205340
Wigglewars hahahahahahahaha
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>>155229114
Hippo?
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>>155229445
I got dropped 1.3m by some dude a week ago, if there are money cheats, I can't fucking find them.
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>>155229367
It's not shitposting without a laughing hippo pic.

>>155230080
PS4.
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>>155222387
Vindicator is better at going fast faggot.
And it's cheaper.
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>>155205340
>we advanced from rolling cancer on consoles to wiggling first person ADADADADA
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>>155228182
alright, you've made your case but

>There are online games people play without unlocks and cash systems as a hook.

name one in the same order of magnitude as GTAO
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>>155230110
Just got a trainer from gamecopyworld so I can just fuck around with a buddy since I rarely play GTAV so I don't have much cash.
Don't know if the trainer works for online money yet desu
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>all these Pacstan invites since the mansex update announcement
The thirst is real.

>>155222387
It's just a boring bike. Standard handling, standard acceleration, terrible top speed.
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>>155230492
>Don't know if the trainer works for online money yet desu
Does it drop cash in the form of pink dildos?
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>>155230612
No, you just type in the amount and activate the hotkey
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>Over an hour since I bought a card
Where is my fucking money Rockstar? Where is it?
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>>155230174
post ID
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>>155230692
don't try it online senpai
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>>155230693
>Actually bought a Goy Card
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>>155230763
Why?
I wouldn't do some absurd amount, just set it to something slightly higher than what I already have.
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>>155230737
As in I'm not on PS4.

>>155230821
If it's not the current big thing, you're gonna get insta-banned. That goes for any modification at all when going online.
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>>155230581
I'm guessing it's going to be a million for a bike now. Instead of the cheap weekend projects they really are.
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>>155230985
The invincibility and unlimited x still work because I've done that before with gcw's trainers without issue
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>>155230821
how old is the trainer? alot of ways to get cash via trainers online have been patched heavily in the recent months.
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>>155231312
Not sure, honestly.
I don't really care to much since I rarely play the game and only reinstalled it on a whim because a friend wanted to play.
I tried the cash hack in the trainer and it didn't work so RIP
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What are GTAG MCs going to be like?

>>155230784
Gotta afford mansex bruh
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>>155230480
By magnitude, do you mean the size of the game, the gameplay options, or the number of regular players? For size, the Arma series and DayZ have large maps and dedicated fans. For the number of players, Minecraft and vanilla TF2/TFC were extremely popular. Multiplayer mods for San Andreas and Just Cause 2 received a lot of attention, for games in the same genre. You're right that it's not a common option for games these days, because of how valuable an unlock/cash system can be for the long-term interest and profit in an online game. Can you imagine how much money could've been made if Minecraft had had a cash shop?
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What's worth getting in the Warstock sale. I have the 10% lifeinvader discount too
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>>155232229
Hydra
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>>155231605
I forgot about vanilla CounterStrike. But notice how they've added cash shops to many of these games, even though they were popular before without any cash or time investment. DayZ started out as a free mod, then was converted to a standalone with a price tag. Copycats made their own cheap versions of that theme, and many added cash shops. It's the way things are now, but that doesn't mean it adds value to an online game. It helps them to survive, but that's what expansion packs used to do.
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>>155232229
Technical
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>>155231503
Too ironic and simmered in memes
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Is anyone up for doing the pacstan glitch tonight? Me (jrv2005) and Nyumusen have our setups ready to go, we just need a 4th. We'll be doing it soon when everyone gets online so post ITT and send one of us a friend request if you're interested
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I'm playing SP on the PS3 right now and the T20 is in the garage, wasn't this car added to the game WAAAY after they dropped 7th gen support?
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>>155233148
*Nymusen
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>>155233173
Last update for dedgen was Ill Gotten Gains pt. 2 which brought the t20.
So no.
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>>155233272
Oh I see, I thought Heists were the last update for rock gen.
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>>155233148
I'll tag along if I can, I might be free.
I'm willing to donate most of my cuts should the spot not be filled by the time everyone's ready.
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Oh this update will be fun
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>Biker DLC is actually happening
>you can own an MC Clubhouse
>we can relive TLAD glory days again
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I can't wait to hunt down faggot mansex biker gangs
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>>155236964
You won't do shit, you little bitch boy.
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>>155236964
Trevor pls stay
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>>155237020
oh but I will. I'll hunt down faggot mansex biker gangs in my anime sultan
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>>155236831
lolfag
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>>155237186
Afterwards can I fuck your tight ass so long as I call you a girl during?
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>tfw only have 3.5 million r* bux

d-do I have enough? I can't be arsed to grind
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Is there an easier target than mansex riders?

>Slow dumb bikes
>Completely exposed, easy to get shot
>They always crash off their bikes because they're shit drivers
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>>155237313
That might be enough for the new fastest bike plus upgrades.
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>>155237313
Maybe for 2 bikes, 3 if you don't mod them up
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>>155237292
Jew deserved it for shitting on Billy.
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>>155237313
Better start grinding pacman, bby
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General's dead again, had a nice temporary boost when the mansex update was revealed.
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>>155240359
General will be dead until the update comes out, get used to it
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>>155240359
in game gtag seems dead aswell
dead crew
dead game
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Just a friendly reminder
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friendly reminder to play Lost MC RIP or any other mission that involves killing bikers between now and mansex update
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>>155240695
I get my fill with the Bikes setup. Beating Kurumas will never get old.
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>>155240695
Just knock them off their bike and drive off.
Nothing pisses off a leatherfag more
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>>155241696
blow up there bike and pay no more than 500 insurance
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>>155240478
And then two hours afterwards.
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>>155240491
game is dead until update to take care of the menu shitters.
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>>155242141
I shoot their tires. No idea why but no bikerfags put bulletproof tires.
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>>155223012
I was in a gta mc for a while, joined because they seemed like a fun bunch when I ran into them. The initiation 'prospecting' thing actually got waved for me because i demolished their guys in AR 1v1s and they wanted me in their club for battles. Made some good friends there which made me reluctant to leave but the whole RP thing too much for me.
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>>155229040
holy FUCK you have got to be kidding me

this is the easiest god damn setup ever, you get in jets and blow shit up, its that simple.
But in the past two hours I've had four different crews who either cant fucking not crash into other jets, or even when im literally pulling the Hydra into the hangar that crash straight into the fucking ground and fuck us, and then they leave.

WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED THREE OTHER INCOMPETENT MONGOLOIDS
THIS IS ACTUALLY GOD DAMN RIDICULOUS, IVE BEEN TRYING TO DO THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING HEIST SETUP, NOT EVEN A HEIST, A FUCKING HEIST SET UP FOR EIGHT GOD DAMN HOURS, AND EVERYTIME I FAIL BECAUSE I HAVE TO RELY ON OTHER FUCKING RETARDS
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here´s hoping we get crotchrockets or an uptown riders sort of gang and not just mansex shit
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>>155242654
Stop doing heists, it's dead content
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>>155242654
Calm down fag, get a few friends and do it.
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>>155242754
I know, thats the other fucking problem. It takes 5-10 minutes just to get 4 god damn people to join.

But if I finish the next three, all of which ive done before, I get 2 million more or less
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>>155242654
Stupid fucking frogposter
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>>155243059
>guys do i fit in yet
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>>155243558
No, you don't. Nice try though.
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>>155242654
cum my fuck bitch boy
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can i go online with gtavredux
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>>155244189
NO.
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>>155244189
YES.
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>>155244336
are you sure
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>>155244505
NO.
>>
I DON'T KNOW
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CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION?
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>mc clubhouse business ventures will have less profit than ceo crates
i can't wait
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>>155245896
>a million dollar company in downtown LA produces more money than a meth sweatshop

who would have thought?
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>>155246048
and yet players will happily hand over millions of gta bucks just to be disappointed
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>>155246048
>>155245896
>tfw they link the two so that clubhouses can sell their drugs in crate form to CEOs so that both can profit
nah who am i kidding they're going to make fucking stupid missions that nobody likes to extend the grind
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>>155244479
>>155244590
>>155244606
>>155245254
>>155245320
YOU'RE
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>>155246942
NOT
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>>155247060
THE
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>>155247060
FUNNY
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>>155247225
MAN
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hey guys remember blogging?
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>>155247397
hey guy remember shut the fuck up?
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>>155245896
Why are all the the people in the background dressed like that?
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Alright, so I have 550k at my disposal, I wanna earn 1 million more before the 22th so I can buy a jet for 1.5 mil

What should I do? Just grind out the usual missions?
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>>155248081
I'd answer this but I don't feel like googling the nuances of illicit drug production.
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>>155248314
Grind pacstan. You can make 1 million in like half an hour
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Are you guys ready for the manliest MC logo ever?
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Also GTA 5 is now 3 years old.
Here's to another before TakeTwo shuts it down.
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SPYDER WHEN?!?!?!
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>>155249118
When?
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>>155249118
>>155249292
and I thought more adversary modes were useless shit
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>>155249292
WHEN?
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>>155249093
Why would they shut it down, it prints money apparently. And since it uses a p2p system for hosting, it probably costs peanuts to keep alive.
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>>155248765
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>>155249504
Press report said they're gonna shut it down eventually
I'm just betting that eventually is in a year or two
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>>155249574
The current iteration might shut down sure. GTAO is a staple IP of Rockstar now. It prints money.
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who /readyformansex/?
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>>155249574
Well obviously it's not gonna stay up forever. But I don't see why they'd be thinking about shutting it down any time soon. Even within 3 years.
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why would we want to play as bikers when they're the biggest goddamn joke in the game

trevor's first mission has you slaughter all of them
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I find mansex bikes so boring. Can't wheelie and cant do any stuntan. You can only drive around like a butt pirate

hopefully they add crotchrockets or dirt bike variations or something
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>>155250000
Nice quads
Because all that leather goes to their heads and drives them to a faggotry past actual homosexuality.
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>>155249980
when gta6 comes out with gtao2
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>>155250000
witnessed!
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you baka-ass senpai you
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>>155250176
>implying GTA VI:ce won't be online only
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>>155250176
>yfw when almost nothing will transfer over from gtao to gtao2
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Literally right here Madrazo
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>>155250442
Good. I'll finally be able to make a cute tranny without being 300 levels behind everybody
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>this update won´t cater to me
REEE
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bikers trailer & release date when
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>>155250806
probably on october, so they can bundle up the halloween stuff
this was just a teaser like last time
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>>155250806
Most likely 2 weeks for a trailer and it is released a week later
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>>155250892
>tfw still have a while to grind money

feelsgoodman. There last sale was too good. It was obvious an update was coming now that they drained all the jet shitter kiddos monies
>>
I hope they allow us to kiss each other inside our clubhouses.
>>
my MC is exclusively a faggio riders association
>>
my MC is exclusively a race bicycle riders association
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Almost there. All I need is a badass creed and we'll be ready to pound-err, I mean, kick some ass!
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>>155251363
>PS4 gtag will never have a nice logo

hold me
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>>155251639
Pretty sure you can ask our resident nicelogofag and he'd make one, or upload one.
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>>155251639
dont weebs like it up the ass?
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>>155251790
who would that be?
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>>155248081
meth cooks strip down to keep the chemical smell out of their clothes

also helps to prevent stealing from the line
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>>155252060
Holocauxt and the guy who made the really nice GTA2 one that everyone kept calling a pill.
I'd scroll through the crew feed to find it but theres a lot of shit to scroll through.
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reposting batch script for crashing GTA for pac stan glitching
https://my.mixtape.moe/cmbzde.zip
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>>155252146
I bet your gonna have to pay a fee to those meth cooks. A small fee of 25% of your total sale
>>
fucking rockstar! give me my mansex already
>>
There will never be a meth cook minigame…
>>
Theo here. I'm still alive. The game just went to shit. Relaunching and rehosting
>>
there will never be a romantic gay mansex minigame
>>
>>155253386
Play the Chemistry lessons in Bully. You'll get your fill of it there.
>>
>>155253386
>there will never be couples and player prostitution animations
>there will never be dedicated servers with a proper lobby list
>there will never be a weapons rack
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>>155253614
they have weapon racks
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>>155253520
this is the icon that shows its active
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>>155253727
oh, I'm way behind on updates then.
>>
>we will never be able to use a dildo as a weapon like in San Andreas
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Welp, the top banner is just gonna say "GTAG PC"

The bottom banner, eh, I dunno. Possibly subliminally homo text. Open to suggestions.
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>>155254297
>implying
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>>155254297
>99% Viral Load
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>>155254297
Make one with the anime girl pls
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>>155254297
mansex anime girl pls
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>finally getting the update you've been waiting years for
>grown to hate the game and everyone who plays it

should've made a mexican
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I'm ready for mansex
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>>155167493
Taking over bases was fun, until you realized that there are 0 enemies left on the island after you take them all over (with no way to reset).
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>>155255504
>all those bikes
>no masterrace bf400

ishygddt
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>>155255504
You sure are
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>>155252060
I made several for GTAG PS4 a month ago, can easily cook up some more. What ideas you got?
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>people too autistic to wait a single minute for a 4th person for the crew
>they leave, a guy joins 15 seconds later
>repeat for 10 minutes
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The only way I allow a biker emblem for gtag is if it says mansex in the rocker.
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Why is there always a yahoo article shilling some shitty ENB for GTA V every time I go to read the news?
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recently installed Redux and everything is working fine. But I noticed that distant buildings are blurred out (Almost as if I have Depth of Field on all the time, even when not aiming). I have also noticed that whenever I get up close to an object, it then becomes blurry as well. Is there something in the ENB settings that I can change to get rid of this?

EDIT: Here's screenshots of exactly what I mean. http://imgur.com/a/xH9TQ
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So is there going to be an official gtag mansex club now?
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Anyone on Xbox one wanna jerk each other off for a while?
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>>155257041

> Implying blatant insults against MC faggotry is better than subtle/subliminal jabs
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>>155259023
>xbox one
i feel sorry for the xbox one gtag
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Man this biker shit so far seems pretty shitty can't wait for them to make a lowride bike cost 2 million dollars
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>>155259195
bright green
>implying<
seems off
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>>155259229
It's not so bad ;_;
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>Be CEO of multi million dollar criminal organization
>decide to become a biker gang president afterwards

huh
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>>155259621
It's made for the little guy not the big one.
I can't wait for the last update so I can start over from the beginning.
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>>155259727
Well all the little guys are going to be big guys eventually (unless they, you know, quit the game forever) and I don't see any multi-millionaires running biker gangs
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>>155259195
>>155259346
Change the green ">implying<" to a white "Los Santass"
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>>155259882
Eventually.

Honestly I'm just glad it's not another supercar update.
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>>155259621
>CEO of a multi million dollar criminal organization
>*ring ring*
>"WHERE ARE THE CARS?!"
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LYCAN?
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>>155259195
Looks like shit. Start over.
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uh
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>>155260231
I like this one >>155207056 a lot more
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>>155260048
>los santass
>not las santass
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>>155260373
it's mansex, so Los Santass
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>>155259195
I agree that
>implying
be replaced with Los Santass
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>>155254162
if Volition had half a brain they'd make Saints Row Online and have us grind for golden dildos
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>>155253614
>>there will never be couples and player prostitution animations
Thank fucking god, that'd be the nail in the cancer coffin this general already sits in
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I'm on PS4, is there a way to turn off traction control off of all vehicles? I was driving around and some guy was driving a dukes with doing burnouts the whole time and I can't in mine for some reason.
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I haven't played in a month.
Do people actually join CEO groups or do I have to server-hop until I add a single low low level player that doesn't know how to play?
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>>155261149
>>155260986
>>155260373
>>155260048
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>>155262508

I remember cars having alot of wheel spin a long while ago. Did they patch this?
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Is it worth bulletproofing and armoring my sports cars?

Is there any noticeable difference while driving? Will it be slowed down with armor?
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>>155263389
I like it
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>>155263389
gtag is ready for mansex
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>>155264465
I recommend bulletproof tires for any car you drive fairly often. Armor improves both cosmetic and actual durability without changing performance in any way.
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>>155263389
Why do all of those hotdogs want to gang up on the RHCP logo?
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>see 8-man mansex club riding down the freeway on their benny's $2M crotch rockets
>mow them down with my hydra
>go passive
>wait 1 minute or so
>mow them down again
>mansex club proceed to massively uninstall their game and never buy shark cards again
How do you think cuckstar is gonna crack on this behavior? Are they gonna allow mansex club members into passive mode or something?
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>>155266120
>go passive
>using passive mode to jetshit
Don't ever show your face in /gtag/ again.
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Some old man was on the mic talking about his MC rules to some girl who clearly wasn't interested. "In my club, we use the AR only but if someone kills you with, say, a mini-gun, then it's all fair game as long as you can prove it."

Should I expect to see an increase in these type of retards once the update hits?
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>>155266368
I-It's only okay if gtag does it.
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>>155267110
No it's not. If I ever catch you doing that online, I will record it, spawnkill the fuck out of you, upload the footage to Youtube, then publicly shame your bitch-ass right here in the thread.
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>>155267230
It's a good thing I'm into humiliation porn.
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>>155263389
Eh, honestly I'd prefer something other than a literal asshole representing it
Like a rainbow or something, or some not so subtle suggestive imagery like a dick made of pistols
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>>155267464
I thought it was a barbecue pit and hot dogs.

Where the hell is YOUR mind at?
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>>155267230
>crew killing

CIRCLE JERK HELP
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>>155267678
>he thinks anyone is going to care about us killing a passive mode shitter
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>>155267678
quick someone message a comm
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>>155267779
hello this is comm
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>>155260986
I don't think you understand the grammatical syntax of illegal. A is feminine, o is masculine. Las santas Los santos.
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>>155267836
I need to report an incidence of bullying. Please help or direct me to someone who can.
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>>155266841
sorry anon but those retards have been around the whole time
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>>155267741
Crew killing is VERY important.
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>>155267969
please hold while i transfer your call

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNJMCZvzM2E
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>>155268116
I would like to speak to your manager.
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>>155268234
>>155268116
Can you guys keep your RP boner in your pants for another week? We have a crewkilling SHIT in out midst.
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>>155268116
>>155267969
>>155268234

You are currently...fifth...in the queue. Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO8IUjRtxas
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>>155268359
Just get Mr Wanco on the line please.
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I fucking love you guys.
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>>155268396
Hello?

I'm sorry, but Mr. Wanco is currently not in the building. Would you like me to take a message for you?
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>>155268535
Yes. Just "cuck". That's all.
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>>155267779
Hello this is another comm.
You're a pussy for using passive mode with a hydra
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>>155269046
Hello, this is another comm. You're a cuck. That is all.
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>>155269114
Tell me more
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUvyqAQrFcw
WASTED
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>>155269162
Fuck off milo, crewkilling cuck
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>>155269301
Nigga I ain't milo, but if you can't handle dying once or twice even if it's to crew.
Go into passive mode.
If they keep pestering you shoot back.
But if you use Hydra + passive you a bitchass nigga and deserve to be shotdown.
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>>155269570
KICK MILO
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>>155268426
fuck off
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>>155269726
Post Proof
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>>155214617
Know i'm a little late, but add Jornemac on PC and ill join any heist invites i get
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nth for more than just chopper shit or at least let us make a gang with sports bikes
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>special custom Biker mechanic
sweet, even more 500K+ upgrades
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>>155270236
fuck on.
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>>155253559
>there will never be a romantic straight mansex minigame
>>155255504
that coat is hip hop not biker. chain too
>>155259882
im not a ceo and now that i have a choice not to be a kike i wont
>>155270332
first for this update isnt for you cuck
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>60% Cut
Fucking greedy randoms give me my 70!
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>vagos, bikers, & cops beta factions
>lowriders update
>bikers update
cops update when
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>>155271129
>Vigilante missions against all players with wanted levels
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>>155271129
I can smell the nightstick kills mmmm.
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B I K E R
I
K
E
R

A W A R E N E S S
P
E
N
I
S
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>>155271129
>>155271224
>>155271294
>Cuff players
>MP stun gun
>Impound vehicles
>Anti-heist co-op missions
>Chopper rappelling
>Heavy NOOSE gear
>BoGT APC Tank
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>>155271595
that guy looks like TheThirdType, name fits as well
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>>155271534
>Chopper rappelling
oh you mean that thing NOOSE tries to do until I rpg the shit out of their maverick
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when is taco tuesday
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>>155271595
That guy must be so happy now
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>>155177321
> map restricted to the city
Disgusting.

>>155200687
>tfw you have to grind crates and assassinations now
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>>155271000
This update better cater to me, if not the next one faggot
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>>155208057
Says "bikers of all kinds". I wouldn't put it past them.
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I don't care what's included in the DLC as long as I get a 6th garage and more outfit slots!!!
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>>155272346
>>155272070
>Overchan keeps namefield after a week of not posting
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>>155271467
>look at comments
>"It's a lifestyle not a choice!"
>"Join our group and we'll educate you noobs!"
How do these people exist
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which shades of white and blue was johnny's hexer (los santos customs colors)?

need my kike bike ready for bikers
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>>155273089
Literally the same argument that fags used.
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>Let lvl 7 into heist setup
>Smashes chopper into yacht every time
>Quits
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which vehicle has the most expensive insurance i can bait shitters into paying
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SC name: Hitchenson
Crew: PC GTAG

thx~
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>tfw fell for the office/warehouse meme

REEE that's 2 million bucks I could have used to start a mansex club
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>>155278634
Any car with a total value of >2mil since it caps out at 20k.
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>>155278634
most shitters don't care about 10k, which is more or less the average. T20 is 20k I think
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this shit is pissing me off, any idea what the fuck is going on with my character's face? I see those dots on others also so it's not character based.
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>>155279391
GPU is kill. Try updating drivers.
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>>155279391
you need to upgrade your ram
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Biker DLC!
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>>155279445
Drivers are up to date

>>155279482
9GB free out of 12 GB so I doubt.
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hitler & citrus, i did 3/5 setups on next heist for tomorrow if you're in
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any essential kuruma upgrades for pacstan?
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>>155280089
Just don't use High End, Sport or SUV tires, they can't offroad for shit. And remember the stock spoiler does nothing for traction.
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>>155280224
that must explain the one time i drived a kuruma in the rain and it felt like gta4 handling x10
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>>155279391
downgrade your gpu driver
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>>155278634
>play los santos connection
>head towards the hangar and park t20 where target vehicles will spawn
>savagefags blows up car and ends up losing money from the mission instead of earning
>proceed to collect the extra 5k coke
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>>155280663
You don't pay insurance in missions.
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>>155280728
you do
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>>155276032
>make second character after leveling main to 600
>join some level 50 shitter's heist
>keep fucking it up on purpose
>realize not even this is fun anymore
>leave and uninstall
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>>155282107
>Lvl 600
Should've stopped before 100 w coming back for a single day every time there's an update
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>you will never have 3 other hardcore insane neets up for criminal mastermind
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>>155282535
Criminal Mastermind takes roughly 8 hours with all the setbacks accounted for. You can get that money just from glitching Pacstan.
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>>155282535
>3 other hardcore insane neets
you don't even need that, just someone competent enough not to die or stick around when they're about to die
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>>155282601
Pacstan is more tedius and less epic than criminal mastermind though
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>>155282674
Clearly you never done CM before. You're just replaying shit missions with heist diaper in the safest manner possible. Only there's no risk anyway since you can pull the plug whenever someone dies.
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Meme character aside Steven Ogg is 10x more charismatic IRL than the other VAs

(Oddly enough I find him shit in live action like BCS or WD)
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>>155282535
Have fun being new.
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>>155282813
lmao can you do it on easy
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>>155263389
You forgot the ring.
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>$2M~ profit from heists
how far will this take me?

>ceo shit
>bikers shit

is that all there is going to be besides buying vehicles for freeroam shittering?
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>>155283308
Fuck all. 2m isn't shit.
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How's your daily gaming going, /gt@g/?
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Anyone wanna co-host pac stan glitch on pc?
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>>155283835
I got all setups to go if you can't find anyone else.
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>>155284268
yea sure what's your in game name?
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>>155284310
Give it a few minutes, I'm sure someone who needs it more will show up.
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Don't forget to take a moment to hug your favorite puchi before playing in an online session
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>>155279391
thought i was the only one, even after setting textures to really high i still get this shit, along with other bugs such as when launching gta it would have reset my mouse sensitivity along with first person FoV among other things like brightness adjustment etc.
the dotted thing also appears in some clothing and beards
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>>155284657
hug this
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>>155285147
Downgrade your GPU driver
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>>155283834
Wagecucking right now because not shit at life but would rather be racing my sick muscle car. Thinking about how much I hate deathmatch rollers and feeling wiggling is not much better but looks less fucking stupid. I also wanna bro out with you guys more but don't want to get sucked into social pressure/liking it too much. Thanks for listening.
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>>155285147
do you get random crashes?
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>>155285148
No, this
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>Biker DLC confirmed
Oh my god! I can't fucking breath! Fnisnally!
Are we 4channers gonna make a club?
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>>155260135
>CEO of multi million dollar criminal organization
>*ring ring*
>IF YOU EVER WANT TO BE ACTING CEO OF TP INDUSTRIES YOU GOTTA GET THOSE CRATES
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Doing pacstan setups and having a miserable time, post SC.
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>>155286649
SC
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>>155271595
holy fuck nessi is autistic
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>>155286649
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>>155256615
Dont bother, the one we have now is great
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>>155286982
Who would have guessed.
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>Bikers demand an update for years
>Finally get one
>Everything in the $1M+ price range
>They cant afford shit
>They save enough to finally get that special butt plug seat for their hog
>Someone jetshits them the second they group up
C U C K E D
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>>155282601
wtf is the pacstan glitch method
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>>155287976
host disconnects at the last second and you can keep doing pac stan finale. Best done with a co-host since host itself won't get money cause he will dc. I do 70/15/15 with randoms which is quite fair since it all equates to 35/30/30 in 2 sessions since the hosts only get money per 2 runs
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I'd pac Stan still the quickest way to make money?
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>>155288651
do you have a finale ready?
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>>155288168
If the hosts are switching back and forth, 0/50/25/25 is the way to go
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>>155288740
Stuck in work at the moment.
Trying to get some money sorted for mansex content
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Just returned after reading about the biker update. You guys still play on the PC? or is this general majority PS4?

I'd like to play with you guys but I'm on the PC version.
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>>155288930
>has to pay 100k setup
>has to put up with doing setups with randoms sometimes and don't even get any money from it
>risk fucking up the glitch and having to do the rest again
>needs a co-host to even get any money
I don't mind 50/25/25 with gtag or 35/35/30 when im bored but I find 70/15/15 fair specially with randoms due to the ammount of shit hosts gets
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>>155289427
would gladly take 70/15/15 if we're using kuru. that shit is so fast and easy, the 15% is good enough.

since I'm coming back and need money, let me know if you're down for some runs later this week. if you are, i"ll leave my tag and we can get this going.

I even have the apartment and kuru setup, if you don't.
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>it's actually happening

Genuinely unsettled.
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>>155271595
>nessi joins a lobby with me and random gtag
>random gtag says hi
>nessi's first words are "who are you, i dont know you"
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>>155289547
I pretty much do pac stan on PC everyday but it's the co-host that is missing since it is a pain to do the setups specially with randoms. just post your soclub so I can add you
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>>155289915
>nessi will never be kicked from gtag
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>>155289376
Thread's literally PC and only a handful of PS4lads that still post here.
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>>155289960
>nessi will never sit on your face and command you to lick her transpussy clean
BROS, SERIOUSLY
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>>155290053
>transpussy
Where I come from that's called a butthole.
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>>155289945
just logged in to check what my tag is. should be: eyloiw.

I could also use a crew invite, if you guys are still accepting. I ran with some of you twice for paci. one dude had no arms. crazy shit.
>>
best way to make $$ /gtag/?
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>>155290492
Cheat
>>
>>155290626
no really.

I'm like level 24, only ever played casually, and I need a quick 100k.
>>
>>155290969
Do you like racing?
Do you like buying shark cards?
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>>155291006
I like racing. I don't know what shark cards are. I'm doing a heist rn, is that decent money?
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>>155290969
Hahahahahahahahaahhahaha you're poor as fuck. Cheat or uninstall.
>>
>>155291050
Shark cards are how you turn real money into GTAbux.
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>>155290969
you on pc? what's your soclub name?
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>>155290969
Tell me what for and I'll tell you why it's a bad idea.
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>>155291617
I want to upgrade my car and get this spray, no joke.
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>>155292068
Just race then. Get better at it while collecting $.
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>>155292068
>>155292164
Or better yet, join a good CEO and do work+crates with them. You'll make 100K in an hour or so and you can use the objectives to get good with your car.
>>
im gonna cum in aurora
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if this biker update brings a Goldwing and/or police bikes I'll be ok with that. and maybe an XJR-esque bike that actually sounds like one. pls.
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Will MC update bring back the dildo weapon?
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>>155293154
Good for you buddy. For Aurora's sake I hope he's consenting.
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>>155293154
>tfw I already did that
>several times
>>
>hmm maybe i should finally try gta:o
>Okay that tutorial was overly long but this is cool lets drive around
>xxx420WEEDxxx HAS A BOUNTY KILL HIM TO CLAIM IT
>CHALLANGE DRIVE AS LONG AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT CRASHING HERES A TIMER GOGOGOGO
>THERES A FUCKING CRATE OR SOMETHING GET THAT SHIT TOO FAGGOT
>ARMORED VEHICLE IN THE AREA GET IT FOR CASH GOO GOO

What the fuck is this ADD shit?
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>>155293806
>armored vechicle in the area

Lies. Damned lies.
>>
>>155293806
Don't forget all the phone calls and invites to random bullshit and PLEASE PLAY OUR NEW ADVERSARY MODE OMFG

GTAO is an exercise in tuning out stimuli. You have to learn which notices to pay attention to and which to disregard.
>>
>>155293960
something about a vehicle for cash. I assumed it's those armored money transport vehicles from sp.

Overall my impressions theres a lot of shit popping on screen all the time and when you actually want to play somethings, it's just alot of waiting in lobbies.
>>
>>155293751
>overwatch
hellooooooo, reddit!
>>
>>155293640
it would make sense desu
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>>155294165
How do I shut Brucie up?
I'm sick of getting calls from him.
"WHY AIN'T YA JOOOOOSIN'!?"
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>>155294165
you can disable all the phone notifications and sound.
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>>155294510
afaik you just do the thing they want once and then they stop calling you, that's how i remember it in the early days anyway :/
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>>155294510
I've shut almost everyone up by doing what they want. Call Brucie and buy a Bull Shark Testosterone. The only calls I can't get rid of are Lester, Ron, and Martin.
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>>155294510
Usually the phone calls will stop after you use one or two of their services. Brucie stopped calling after I ordered some BST, Merryweather stopped calling after I called for an Ammo Drop and used their helo once or twice, not sure how I got the others to shut up. The only people who call me nowadays are Martin, Ron, and Simeon.
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>>155294687
>>155294754
>>155294969
Looks like I'm sharking it up, cheers.
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>>155294754
>and Martin.
Martin hasn't called me in over a year.

>tfw no Martin heist
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>>155294389
gta 5 is as casual as overwatch, if not more.
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>>155295356
Don't be ridiculous. GTA requires some aiming.
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>>155295902
How do console shitters live with themselves when they kill someone using aim-assist?
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>>155295902
Didn't they have to nerf a character because other players were having trouble aiming at their turrets?
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>>155295968
They probably consider rolling around mindgames.
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>>155296059
>mfw russian does wiggling with marksman rifle
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Remove mansex, but I'm actually a bit hyped for new content.
Looking forward to another crew sess with dead game since it's been a while.
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>>155296969
>that panic wiggle
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>>155296969
>the sudden realization in his movements that you aren't an easy afk melee kill for his montage video
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>>155297717
>>155297828
I learned from my mistakes encountering afk farmers.
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>>155290969
Work as SecuroServant, sit on your ass while CEO does all of the work and you'll get 100k in under an hour
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>>155298709
>they actually get out of the car
What, do they want to farm some specific weapon skin?
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MANSEX
ANSEX
NSEX
SEX
EX
X
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Uh what?
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>>155299138
It's nice but it needs to be in black and white to look like a proper mansex logo
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>>155296675
>mfw flanking them and they're just like any other shitter
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>>155299047
That looks like a Special Carbine to me.

>>155299161
15 bucks a month to cheat in GTA.
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>>155299425
I got Menyoo for free, with name changer. Jokes on you.
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>>155299161
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>>155300832
Menyoo is back? Can you mod vehicles in detail again?
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>>155301052
Yes, money too.
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>>155301194
Can you do hidden colors like Epsilon Blue? Make them pearl as well?
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>>155301406
cba to read it but here are the features
http://pastebin.com/dt1j2bFj
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>>155300965
So does everyone use the hyphen so they show up at the top?
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>>155301753
Never seen a PC menu do it, so that's why I'm asking. Seems no one cares when this was standard for deadgen menus.
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It'd obvious rockstar doesn't give a fuck about hackers. The fact that level 8000s aren't automatically banned is ridiculous, games have to have some form of automatic banning with an appeal, and getting to a level that is impossible should be one of the many easily programmable things that should trigger that ban.
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>>155301946
Custom colors were a thing in every menu.
I know old menyoo had it because I made a shit ton of custom colored vehicles.
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>>155302069
Only money cheating matters to them.
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>>155302069
They introduced integrity checks but they've been easily defeated and iirc haven't changed since 1.30.
I'll agree with you on the level 8000 part
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>>155302069
They don't give a fuck unless you do money hacks or get reported 8000 times.
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>>155302073
Not custom colors, these are in-game colors not made available in LSC because fuck you. Some have different paint textures. Some are more reflective than others. And since custom color pearls aren't allowed, they're the next best thing.
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>>155302095
Clearly, they've abandoned actual playtesting, I doubt anyone at rockstar even goes into public sessions anymore. Remember what happened when they tried CEO stuff on stream? They were utterly shut down. I don't think they've signed on since that day.
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>>155302293
And yet they still force players to do things in public.

Thank fuck you can easily make "private" public sessions on PC.
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>>155302293
No, actually. I'd love to see that.
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>>155301909
hyphen to shorten names
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>>155302509
None of those are shortened names.
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>>155302598
several are, some have the hyphen because you can't have 5 characters
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>>155301909
attention whores
>>155302509
>>155302692
mongoloid
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>>155301909
The hyphen-less SC name wasn't available
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>>155302692
>several are
Such as?
>>
>>155300965
tfw name dropped
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>>155303379
fucking play you faggot
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>>155303198
Shortened versions of what they previously were, if you played you would know.
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>>155303447
its a BlaterWanco meme
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>>155303417
but nobody is on
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>>155304049
Fucking tell me about it. Every day all day they are when you're not available though.
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>>155304385
I went ahead and found others to play with desu
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>>155304438
Not good at making new friends desu.
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Haven't played in months, are hackerbux back? Was wondering if I should play a bit before the update drops
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>>155304670
Yep, but money drops are 100% bannable now.
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>>155304670
either dupe cars or get a god mode faggot to run you through pacstand
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>>155294294
there´s plenty of hide options in the interaction menu
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>>155304767
back to Overwatch it is
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>hacker gave me 100 mil a few months back
>pissed all but 7mill away
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>>155306623
Stop posting that evil racist alt-right symbol of bigotry you antisemitic piece of human garbage
>>
>>155296039
They nerfed the Torbjorn turret on console. It was literally just a shitty version of the TF2 engi turret, but console kids were buttblasted that it could track them so well. It was to the point that console meta was to go all-torb on defense.

On PC you just kill the turret, on console I guess they just threw waves of bodies at them.
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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies
>This issue exists since forever
>There are countless threads on their forums
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply
>Months later my avatar is still the same
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>>155306623
iktf
>hacker gave me 100m through tunables
>alt still has all of it
>i still have 10m
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>>155307830
It worked fine for me. I changed it about a month ago. No problems.
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>>155307434
The nerf makes sense for game balance, but it's still a funny anecdote about console aiming. I'd like to try Overwatch someday, but I keep thinking they'll perfect the balance for existing weapons and characters and then throw it out the window like they did with TF2. But at least the porn is nice.
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>>155307830
>Rockstar Support
>Rockstar
>Support

You've been tricked friend, it was all an elaborate ruse. It's 2 Indian guys that tell you to unplug your computer and plug it back in, and when that inevitably doesn't work they close your ticket for a bullshit reason and you get nothing.
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>>155308160
Looks like you're the one lucky out of millions.
It's tied to accounts, too. I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

>>155308313
Not even that, they completely ignore this issue. Not a single response from them on any of the 10000 threads on their own forums.
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it's a "snipe a CEO from a rooftop while waiting to host the pacstan glitch and laugh as everyone from the org angrily mash their keyboards into the chat for 5 minutes" episode
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>>155309151
okay
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It's time to kill this thread!

Post characters.
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They need to update this wheel so that it takes into account CEO work.

I've made like 15 million from CEO stuff but it looks as if I've spent more money than I've made
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>>155309508
more sports bikes when
fuck pure mansex shit
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>>155309840
>hakumeme
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>>155309939
literally nothing wrong with hakumeme
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>>155310130
nessi likes it and that makes it shit
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>>155309508
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>>155309508
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>>155310225
>>
>>155310909
fuck off you faggot weeb
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>>155311174
no u
>>
>>155263389
los santass is too much

we get it already
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>>155309508
>>
>>155205680
But it's without sound :*(, no deva vu
>>
I'm an R* dev, ask me anything
>>
>>155313302
update when
>>
>>155313267
https://a.pomf.cat/woztti.webm
>>
>>155313302
When and how will you kill yourself?
>>
>>155313656
October 3rd. Screencap this shit.

>>155313841
Never. I love my job.
>>
So I want to buy V for online on PC. I heared that there are a lot of hackers in the game and you can get banned for playing with them. Is this true?
>>
>>155313302
proof
>>
>>155314853
I'm not stupid. I want to keep my job. I can tell you shit though, and you'll find out if its true in future.
>>
>>155314689
Hackers are rare outside of gtag sessions.

You can only get banned if they drop money on you, and you don't report it to support. This would also ban them. So most won't do it.
>>
>>155309508
>tfw love to post character but not literally-who enough to get away with it
>>
>>155315586
I'm so shy guise xP

kys.

put up or shut up.
>>
>>155315075
Be The Police update when?
Customizable stilt houses next to the beach when?
Non shit dedicated servers when?
Being able to steal crates from other CEOs instead of blowing them up when?
>>
>>155315907
>Be The Police update when?
Never. Its GTA, not True Crime.
>Customizable stilt houses next to the beach when?
Unlikely. There's enough properties in the game as it is.
>Non shit dedicated servers when?
We won't do dedicated because it'd be hugely expensive. You do realise how many people play GTA, right?
>Being able to steal crates from other CEOs instead of blowing them up when?
Not gonna happen because script memory limits are already stretched to hell and back as it is. GTA is reaching the limits it can get to on current gen in terms of what can go on in one session at one time.
>>
>>155316158
> GTA is reaching the limits it can get to on current gen in terms of what can go on in one session at one time.
why not just make separate sort of "servers"
why pack all that shit into freemode
hell, have the events already happening are shit
"drive backwards challenge, lowest flight challenge"

also is new dlc only choppers or will we at least make a sports bike themed hq
>>
>>155216321
God damn it I hope this club-house doesn't cost more than a mill. I saving up right now for it. It better have a pool table as well.
>>
>>155316158
>You do realise how many people play GTA, right?
On PC, at least on Steam.
>daily peak 40k

>enough properties

Na ya don't son. You have a shitload of the same interior we get teleported to with few different views.
>>
>>155316158
>GTA is reaching the limits it can get to on current gen in terms of what can go on in one session at one time.
What's the game plan for when that limit is reached?
Is that when GTAO will be dropped entirely, or does that mean no more "big" updates and we're back to simple cosmetic updates?
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>>155315664
rude
>>
>>155316578
They'll just stall with cosmetics and random sales until they shit out GTAO2
>>
>>155313302

why is yan such a faggot
>>
Someone make a new thread
>>
>>155316414
>why not just make separate sort of "servers"
This isn't how vidya works.
>why pack all that shit into freemode
This isn't how vidya works.
>hell, have the events already happening are shit
>"drive backwards challenge, lowest flight challenge"
Gotta sow shit with the good stuff
>also is new dlc only choppers or will we at least make a sports bike themed hq
No. We are catering to every type of bike lover with this pack.
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made new character for shits and giggles.

How she look?
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>>155318557
like shit
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>>155318557
>that hair
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>>155318386
>why pack all that shit into freemode
>This isn't how vidya works.

Explain yourself
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>>155316548
We have a non-Steam version that sold insanely well in territories where Steam isn't strong. Don't be so blind. Plus console players are in the millions.

>>155316578
We don't really have a game plan for that. As I said though, we are near the end of the limits. Its been 3 years though, quite a long time to support a game.

>>155317205
Who the fuck is Yan?

>>155318971
I don't get what he's saying. Is he saying we should put stuff in single player? Fuck that. There's a reason we put stuff in MP and that's obviously for financial gain. Only idiots buy Shark Cards.
>>
>>155318557
lesbian as fuck and not in a good way
>>
>>155319431
>Is he saying we should put stuff in single player?
Nah, he's saying don't force it into public sessions only. Allow this shit to be played on crew sessions too, because just like mental handicaps that buy shark cards, only complete fucking retards and idiots go into public sessions, ever.

See >>155300921

Because nothing says fun like my plane with 111 crates getting shot down by some russian kid whose immune to dying and can apparently fly without a jetpack.
>>
new.
thread.

I'm not making it again
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>>155320412
pull your ethernet for exactly 7 seconds and then plug it back in and you get an empty public server. If someone joins, do it again. If someone joins during the sell mission, quit the game and you'll only lose your last buy mission's worth of crates. It's dumb that you have to work around it but at least you can work around it
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>>155320412
That would just allow grinding, and upset the balance of design we intend (PVE and PVP mixed). Its not our fault that dumb little hackers ruin it for everyone, but we work on anti-cheat systems for each pack that comes out.
>>
>>155321363
>>155321363

neau
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>>155321045
There are far more convenient ways of making sure you are all alone or with a few friends on public servers, well at least on PC, thanks to p2p.

>>155321283
But it is >your fault that PVP is completely meaningless

Other CEOs doing their shit, hauling crates and selling them makes no impact on my sales, so there's really no reason to attack them other then typing "kek get rekt" in the chat. Money and RP you get from that is pretty low and shit, and it's just wasting time I could be using for hauling my own crates.

Now if there was something like, let's say, 10% on my next sale in that session if I shit on someone else's sale, then I could be arsed, but like this, no. I'd rather grind.
>>
>>155313302
Do you guys have some rule against making sure the race classes are balanced? Because honestly I love the racing in this game and every time you guys release a new car that breaks a class I die a little inside.
>>
>>155321283
Why do you allow players to have so many explosives? Wouldn't an online with less RPGs be more challenging and interesting?

Why can the manpad lock on non armed aircrafts?
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>>155250038
The Gargoyle is the best bike in the game for wheelies and stoppies
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