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DOTA 2 edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/23972
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

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>he isn't semiNEET master race
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Destroy the entire game with one innocent looking item.

Hardmode: No posting items that actually exist.
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Hello Dota 2
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>>155147316
>Supply all 4 cores with tangos, observer wards, courier, sentry wards.
>Hard, but possible!
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>>155147453
Time shard (Part of Octarine Core)
500 gold

Reduces cooldowns by 10%
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>>155147418
>hes a subhuman that uses the word semiNEET
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>>155147453
Quobbing Blade
200 gold
disjoints all incoming projectile auto-attacks when used
10 second cooldown
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>>155147418
>semiNEET
aka loser normie

REEEEEEE
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Is lifeleech salvageable? Or will it be garbage no matter what because something that relies on you being able to attack while taking damage is fundamentally flawed?
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>>155147513
Did you just assume xir gender?
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>>155147513
>her
:x
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>>155147570
>>155147619
we've got triggered fullNEETs / normies lads
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>play custom game
>everyone speaks english
>everyone communicates
>super coordinated team
>we even choose a captain to guide the team in first few minutes
>we stomp them

makes me thing
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>>155147620
Learn to make the most of it. If the enemy is memeing at you with disables, gear up with counter-spells.
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>>155147620
i think it will even be nerfed next patch

i tried drums on some agi cores and it wasnt that bad but if they have like +5 regen instead of 3 i think they would be legit as fuck

also vlads might get nerfed again becuase of how popular it is

i think next patch we might end up with even more actual items that allow you to sustain and do more than just that, but of course dominator will stay core on ancient clearing heroes etc but casual morbid masks are so fucking bad it hurts
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>>155147832
RD used to be based and the White Man's Game Mode

not sure if it still is
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WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING THIS OP HERO?
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>>155147861
But more sustain items might make tiny and CK too strong.
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Does anybody have a legion commander icon
willing to trade for any of these

also have all the dota 2 backgrounds

pls repond
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>have community
>non-whites come along
>ruin it

really things the make do activated neurons
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give it to me straight, do I have autism
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>>155147832
Communicative Techies are actually pretty fun to play with. If you discuss where to lay traps, he gets to indulge his sadism and you still get your kills and farm.

There is also nothing funnier than a perfectly timed teamwork suicide.
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How do you stop the booga?
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>>155148116
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>>155148067
>>non-whites come along

I hate to break it to you, anon, but Americans were already unbearable before the BRs and Peruvians came.
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>people ask waga questions

>"this is good and that is good and everything is good XDD time to take my estrogen"

i fucking hate bluepilled cucks
how about a definitive answer
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>>155148247
Congrats you dont have the autism, but you're GAY
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>>155148218

Also, what's the counterplay to Aghs/Refresher Zeus?
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>thirdies think they're allowed to have opinions
>yuros still assblasted from being cucked by muzzies
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>>155148276
hey give him a break he just broke up with his girlfriend becuase she cucked him with some dot aplayer at TI

back off
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>>155148430
Say what?
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Is it my imagination, or does Baumi get a lot of rampages?
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>>155148218
I am so fucking surprised enemy jugg didn't rush aghanim. As for your question, don't play support until u are at least 3.3-3.4 k, cus before it it's basically a russian roulette with 4 bullets in.
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>>155148428
>>155148532

>posting white supremacist images on a fucking blue board
>not even spoilering

MODS

MOOOOODDSS
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>the actions and proclivities of minorities

what did they mean by this
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>>155148276
>time to take my estrogen
>bluepilled cucks

i'm guessing your autism flares up whenever an internet argument ends sanely
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>>155148607
>reply to lebanon

MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>155148116
No, you're just a prick
>>155148247
Run of the mill OCD
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>>155148276
He is probably one of the worst entertainers possible

He's just so fucking bland and unmotivating i wonder what miracle put him in the place where he is
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>>155148725
SJW nu-male eurocucks watch him
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>>155148590

What to do if my team picks 4 cores?
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ww@ white supremacist bros
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>>155148838
Pick fifth core, take as much farm as you can.

You shouldn't feel bad if you aren't capable of a 1v9, but the game was lost anyway.
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What's zai up to
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Why is life so shit?
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>>155148942
Wats up bro
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>>155147587
Morphling is specifically designed to be absolute dogshit early game, though I'm not sure if it's actually worse than Slark. The last time I tried to play Morphling, I had no idea what I was doing.
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>>155148725
this is what baffles me, he gets such a high amount of viewers despite being so goddamn BORING to watch, how does he do it?
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>post picture
>make people mad
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When is memeback going to be removed? These last couple of patches have done nothing more than punish good players and catering to retards
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winter is coming lads, soon we will have comfy lans again
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Why can't Morphling be a melee hero? He could farm the jungle with iron talon so quickly and his manta style illusions would be less shit.
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>>155149330
never becuase they created new depth that captains like ppd studied

you take memeback back you punish the best players in the world and reward retards
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>>155148428
>>155149234
>>155149450


i like these pepes

>>155149136
>>155148942
>>155148532


I don't like these pepes
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>>155149453
just get dragon lance its good on him

go linkens bots everygame, if you need antisilence go manta instead of dragon lance

maybe if they have like 3+ targets you can blow up skip it for eblade but that rarely happens at least in my pubs everyone just picks tanky heroes
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Why can't Windranger be a melee hero? She could farm the jungle with iron talon so quickly and her manta style illusions would be less shit.
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>>155149609
>its good on him
Is there a single ranged agility hero it isn't good on?
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>wageslave
I hate my life
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>>155149602
You're like a little baby
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>>155149478
When I started playing, in early 2014, when your team had an advantage it meant that you had more room to make mistakes, now it's the opposite, you have to play excellently all game long or lose evrything in one fight, I'm actually so fucking triggered
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>>155147638
I'd assume the shit out of her gender with my face and tongue, to be honest.
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>>155149701
It just makes you look like a retard when you misuse memes like that.
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>>155149760
th-this pepe scares me
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>>155149768
back when you started playing the main strat that every single team at ti followed was this:
>pick pushing heroes
>suicide at their towers until there are no towers left

dotards actually tought thats some uber high skill shit too, it was hilarious, because it actually was, there was no counter to it the game was never this figured out

thats why rubber band exists my man and its a good thing it does

when you have a lead its harder to die so you get punished for it, it makes sense
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Why is there not any good Dota streamers? Bulldog is the only decent one and he only streams for a few hours a day.
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>>155149990
It can survive a car crash
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>>155150237
because reddit bitches every single time someone streams about being toxic
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>>155150341
But the only streamers nowadays are toxic or whiners, except for Reddit's very own Wagacuck that is.
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>>155150337
what about a plane crash?
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>>155150341
Are you kidding bulldog apparently never imposes himself any limits in his jokes yet i don't see anyone bitching about it
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>>155150507
that's because he's european and reddit is very euro friendly

>>155150459
no one watches russians
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What happens when say, a riki uses euls? Do you see the cyclone?
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WHAT

THE FUCK

WENT

WRONG

I AM A LITERAL 6K PLAYER WITH SHIT TEAMMATES

SHIT

RETARDS

FUCKING SHIT

I AM THE BEST DOTA PLAYER ON THE WORD AND EVERYONE IS IS FUCKING TRASH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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when are the elections

i cannot wait for dotards to be btfod yet again like always when Drumpf loses
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>>155149768
Comebacks are almost always possible, if obviously challenging.

The real reason it becomes so much more punishing is simply because players give up when they lose the advantage.
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>>155150798
>Enigma aghs
>Dazzle vanguard
>PA Deso+BF

Ye that looks 6K as fuck lad
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>>155150798
I'm 400 MMR, if you want we can queue and get some ez players
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>>155150798
what the shit is dazzle and witchdoctor doing
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>>155150481
Depends if you shoot him before
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>>155150801
did you confuse this for your blog or something?

whats up with the constant crossboarders using this general as their blog?
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>>155151072
well they randomed so Im assuming they randomed their builds as well

>>155150996
I literally deserve to be 3k mmr higher than I am but my teammates are SHIT
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Patch 6.XX

Added Single Draft format to Ranked matchmaking.

Removed Slark from the game

New hero! Dindu King

Thats all dotards give me money so i can lift my ass again from Valve couch and go take some fortune cookies to design a new patch
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>>155151072
I actually did not notice the armlet WD
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>>155151162
>single draft in ranked

Aww yiss
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this game is not good
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>>155151328
Got us good
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>3k trash thinks that itembuilds of individual players matters
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>>155151207
So what happened to James?

Is he dead?
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3k shitter here

how the FUCK are you supposed to build spirit breaker?

attack/move speed items?
strength/tanky?
utility?
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>>155151328
you shut yerr whore mouff
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>>155151486
Finishing some meme game nobody wants to buy
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>>155151494
Here you go

>buy items till you reach 1k hp for the first 15 min
>add some damage items by min 20
>scepter or durability items by min 30
>time to add some attack speed
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>>155151593
Oh yea I remember, some quake clone or something.

How can someone be so disillusional and think they'll make good money with something shit like that?
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>>155151494
DAGON

EBLADE

there is NO other possible build to snowball or scale into mid game
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>>155151486
He's creating the game that will kill both Overwatch and CS:GO.
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>>155151841
Overwatch is the game that will kill Overwatch
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>>155151740
they got crowdfunded, p ez to gain a profit that way
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>>155151740
he will make money for sure just like overwatch did

he iwll do literally the same thing, but isntead of paying top streamers to play his shit game they will just do it on their own becuase they are all his friends

when streamers play somehting ppl buy it and that is all he needs to sponsor whatever else he wants to do next
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>>155151902
>tfw it's true

My first direct experience with Blizzard and all of the memes came true.
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>>155147316
Am I autistic yet?
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>>155151772
Sumail pls

Not everyone can make that play work every game
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>>155152080
Consider it an extra rule that the first house on the left is a massive kike and will keep everything for themselves
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>>155148838
Get something that can delay games as much as possible so your retarded team is too fat to fail. Among many 2ks can't do 3 things, close games, deal with split push and breach highground without suiciding with no buy backs. Ember spirit is perfect for all of this, he split pushes hard, with bf you are already pain in the ass to go highground vs and late game you hit hard.

You can go morphling and replicate enemy fat carry to your advantage, you can go sniper and def highground forever, you can go slark and kill enemy under farmed cores/supports while still being able to push and shit like this, maybe even a lycan. Also go mid and win it hard, people there can't lane and no matter what role you play playing mid will benefit them all.
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>>155152153
Consider the fact that they are just wires and pipes beneath the ground and the owner of the first house has no control of it
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>>155152294
>kike
>no control

Just the right thinking goy
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>>155149143
That was another thing, last time I tried him I had no idea what I was doing, but if it's a right clicking contest he is a pretty strong mid early on. Slark is'n that bad early game, sb maxed dark pact and you are ready to kill that kotl/cm or just fuck someones shit up with rotation. Maybe things are different at higher mmr.
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can Jeremy Lin and any other normie that le loves this game kys thesmevle already thanks
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>>155152447
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>>155152447
>people i don't like ruin my life with black magic

1k shitter detected
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>>155152447
>White trash projecting their helpless paranoia on my /vg/

Everytime.
You're white trash because despite you're white skin, some ''shitskins'' are more hardworking, more intelligent, more whatever than you.
Sue Hitler for false advertisment.
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>>155152459
It doesn't help that morphling requires you to keep track of something no other hero has to keep track of(potential burst damage you may take to keep strength within reasonable levels).
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Would you lick her armpits?
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>>155153198
If she was dota related yes
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the boys
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the gulag is dead

what other generals and communities are you posting in d2g?

>/ck/
>/sp/, esp /cfb/
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>>155153198
I WOULD FUCKING hand her into the Israeli police
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>>155153327
/pol/, /int/, /sp/
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>>155153327
lol
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>>155153040
Yeah, I can learn it with time, like knowing when I can go in as slark and blow someone up without dying myself, but it's gonna take 50 games minimum to understand what's happening.

Also, he is probably getting nerfed next patch isn't he? Everyone spams him now, and 3.7 str gain is a bit bonkers.
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>>155153287
when the shisha too strong
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>>155153327
/tf2g/ /lit/ /his/ /trash/
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>>155153465
based whitebro
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>>155153287
ayyyy
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>>155153327
r/forsen
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>When you see an lc with battlefury
How do these people function?
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>>155153690
it's your fault for having 500 mmr
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Is the matchmaking system a genuine piece of shit right now, or am I gonig crazy?
-sometimes as many as 7 smurf accs per game
-50% chance of playing with 2/3 stacks that could care less as they only have party mmr to lose when you queue for your solo ranked
Seriously can we force this shit through the grapevine to reddit soon so that valve bends over for them and changes something?
The fact that the only thing putting me off playing the game is that the ranked system is depressing as fuck to use is a pretty bad sign
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>>155153327
hooking up with tsundere geek girls on >>>/cgl/
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>>155153871
you just suck and the game knows it
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does anyone have the s4 teamfight recap picture?
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Why do I get matched with this shit?

This is 3k btw
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what do you do when a tusk just sits by the river mid for the enire beginning of the game and will tower dive you with the enemy mid if you even go up to your tier 1?

also your team refuses to rotate
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so now that the rosters are finalized when is the big esports event starting
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>>155154489
my house next week
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>>155154616
LD?
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>>155154704
My name is 'Lord of Dota' to you.
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>>155153287
smell is fucking anorexic jholy shit
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>>155154616
He said _big_ esports, LD.
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inflated as fuck
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goddamn having a job is shit. I can never play games without a bunch of shitters because 9-5 job, sure it pays better than the autismbux but shiet my one sick day this year so far im spending playing doto but shiet the quality of matches is far hetter when its the middle of the day with no kids playing
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>Solo support against Riki/Bounty.
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>>155154861
WoW nice meme tobi! Guess who's not casting TI finals next year :)
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>>155154937
>those tits

is notail fat or just taking oestrogen tablets?
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>>155155093
you fucking gay bro?
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>>155154954
The fat jew who is fat and a jew and who can't say anything that doesnt sound like ''fuck it there is nothing we can do about that'' jew ?
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>>155154935
agreed.
got my paycheck for my partial full time occupation today and i'm fucking disappointed.
at least i have 5 days off now and am about to hit 4k
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>>155147316
Did I do this wrong?
How autistic am I? What's the right answer?
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>>155155093
its just puffy areolas from >13% bf
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>>155155225
it's called the autism test because you tried to solve it
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>>155155225
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>>155155093
>or just taking oestrogen tablets?
>JUST
>as if this would be a normal thing
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>>155154937
>offlaner is in safe lane for literally no good reason
>happens to be in fog while riki tries to gank
>easy kill for carry

even low MMR has its moments
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>>155155449
check your privelege cis white scum.
there's nothing wrong with taking estrogens in order to be the pretty girl you always wanted to be.
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>>155155449
are you gay or something? lol
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>>155155407
This makes a lot of sense.

>>155155435
That would require all of everyone else's utilities to be delivered through one person's house with isn't optimal.
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Do you think Dillon the Hacker plays Dota?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlfnY9TNa5g
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>>155155734
You maybe a pretty girl, but you will always be 3d
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tilted in ranked
go 19-3 with weaver in unranked
mfw untilted
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>200 games in
>games still consist of 80% smurfs
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>>155154329
>why do i get matched with this shit
>this is 3k

well you answered your own question there bucko
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>>155156042
>check dota profile levels
>both teams have someone that is about lvl 30-40
>yours has 300 gpm/xpm with 80 cs average
>theirs has 600 gpm/xpm with 200 cs average

Gg go next
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what is initial unranked skill bracket/calibration based on?

since they removed hero damage and hero healing from the equation

kda? tower damage? xpm/gpm?
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>>155153613
>tfw same keyboard
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>>155155807
>thinking about what's optimal or not in a puzzle worthy of a mc donalds place mat
I think you actually have autism
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>>155156042
>roughly 100 ranked games
>every match has had at least 4 to 7 spics that ruin it
>lc/alch/axe/techies every game
>occasional 5k booster thrown in for good measure
>every win is forced and completely reliant on me doing well
>every loss is <25 minute stomp where i cant even leave base without dying
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>Beyondthesummit
Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".
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>>155156620
>mad that I proved him wrong about a puzzle worthy of a mc donalds place mat
Y-You too...
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Why are carries so overpowered in this game? Like a bad carry is still more useful than a good support. Free wards and passive gold generation items when?
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Is this game dead yet? It feels dead.
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>you will never be a streamer making 10k+ a month by playing dota
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>>155156865
next patch wards and tps will cost 30 gold and after that they will be free
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>>155156865
Support shit exists as a way to condense value onto the heroes that scale the best, with the potential to offload the burden when the regular guy needs money for some other reason.
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>>155157161
Lol which streamers can claim that?
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>>155156865
>Phantom Assassin
>with a meepo
>dazzle
>Slark
>and bloodcyka under 2k

yup totally fair team right there, nothing overpowered about those heros in the sub 2k bracket, no sir
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>>155157279
Bulldog for sure, attacker with the recent surge maybe.
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>>155156819
proved who wrong
the image only says you cant cross lines
also thats not how you too works
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>?

why is it so triggering?
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>>155157324

>meepo
>overpowered
>under 2k

???
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>>155156865
You hate homework huh.

>those builds on radiant
jesus christ. fucking 1k invokers should not build refreshers ROFL
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>>155157376
?
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>>155157376
? is so august
Its all about ¿ now
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>>155156865
>Meepo
>Looks like he might be not retarded because he got dragon lance, but then ruins it by buying heart.

>PA
>Looks like she might be doing it right, but has a fucking AC for some goddamn reason.
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>>155157648
AC is fine on PA
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>>155157812
no it isnt
it gives nothing she needs or wants
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>>155157445
If he's not played by a complete shitter. Rare, but not impossible in 2K.
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Why is this allowed?

This guy was clearly multiboxing.
In EU West.
For twenty-eight fucking MMR.

Fuck this game.
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did EG kick PPD for rtz?
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>>155158045
multiboxing is detected and flags you

flags are worse than behavior score
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>>155157874
it's the equivalent of building butterfly on PA but without being double countered by mkb
also the fact that abyssal doesnt give 100 damage now makes it better
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>>155158183
PPD retired because being a pro is unstable as fuck income and he can already live pretty comfortably as he is now
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>>155158232

Then what the fuck else is there to buy on PA? I know Butterfly is shit because of meme king bar but once you have your deso, vlads, abby and bkb then what item do you finish it off with?
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>>155157359
there are like 3 streamers in the entire twitch who make enough money to justify not getting an education and building a career instead.
20k viewers is bare minimum.
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>>155158359
Lol pls, donations are crazy money.
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>>155158336
use your fucking brain
people never think in dota
>MY HERO DO DAMAGE, KILL U, TRY NOT DIE OOGA
>NO USE BUY NECRO BOOK, CAN'T HELP
>NO USE BUY ITEM THAT HELP TEAM, DOESN'T DO ANYTHING
>BOOGA

people should be building necro books basically every fucking game of dota on every hero and nobody does it

if you get a big lead adn you're PA or some hard to stop hero, BUY A FUCKING NECRO BOOK!!
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>>155158045
>NP
>five gloves
>and a TP scroll

what the hell was he smoking?
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>>155158481
maybe for third world
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>>155158336
Linken Sphere, Skadi, and Manta Style. Getting rid of deso and vlad's to make room.
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>>155158624
Ever counted the amount of donations someone received? Forsen makes 500 an hour through donations, I counted Bulldog once and he earned like 150 an hour.

Of course this does not count Advertisement, subs and sponsors.

Streaming is serious money.
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>>155158359
bare minimum to become a millionaire maybe
with 5k viewers you can make a decent living (5k+/month) if you push the donation and sub thing
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>>155158359
destiny gets like 3k max and says he can live comfortably for him and his kid on that
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Did I make it this time, bros?
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>>155158336
PA as it is now is supposed to end the game by 30-35 minutes specially with the deso+vlads build, you shouldnt even get to a full 5 item slot/25k NW before ending the game, only a full abysall with deso for value damage and vlads for sustain
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Protip for low MMR. Go riki and buy a radiance. Kills them dead everytime. They dont know why theyre losing ho and missing attacks
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>>155158807
taxes cut every donation.

>>155158814
which is totally not a lie by twitch to promote streaming.

>>155158925
and how long will it last?
getting a profession is still better.

stop believing in stupid myths about esports or internet entertainment.

there are only a select few who make all the money and thousands of daydreamers wasting time.
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>>155157874
le blink strike gives enough AS for 4 hits is sufficient in the lategame meme xd
if you don't need a mkb, and you are not ready to trade deso for satanic or skadi, then AC is fine as a fifth/sixth item
its either that or moonshard
the typical five/six slotted PA build looks like this
boots
deso
vlads/vanguard
bkb
mkb/ac
satanic/deso/skadi
aegis/tpscroll
a lvl 25 PA has 20~ armor and +5 if you built vlads/haven't sold it yet. Throw an enemy deso/ac/any -armor spell at her and she can easily drop down to 10-15 armor, which puts her EHP much lower than you want it to(assuming the enemy carry has mkb at that point)
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>>155159150
>>taxes cut every donation.
Taxes cut all types of earning you moron.
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>>155159150
>and how long will it last?

you've literally never had an actual professional job before if you are asking this as if it's unique to being a twitch streamer, the for most jobs, even post grad
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>>155159150
>get good dosh
>have money for school, savings and housing/general expenses
>get profession without ending up in debts
not to mention that you're not guaranteed a decent job immediatelly following college/university/tradeschool or whatever, and not to mention if you live in a poor country where things in general are cheaper.
1k dollaridoos buys you alot more in some uzbekiztan country than it does in england, germany, scandinavia or whereever
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>>155159150
>stop believing in stupid myths about esports or internet entertainment.


>literally gives explains of people who are making money
>could probably name another dozen people who make good enough money of twitch / youtube to warrant further time investment

"w-well you are just wrong!"
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>>155159150
>taxes cut every donation.
lmao what the shit kind of arguement is this
>guys you can't make monies u have to pay taxes lol xd
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IS THAT ARTOUR?
I SAW ARTOUR
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>>155159445
>all careers are as tenuous as "twitch streamer of a single video game"

a lot of you are delusional.
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>>155159679
if you are making good liveable money off streaming 3-4 days a week you'd be an idiot to not ride the wave for as long as you could
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>>155159807
yes everyone should take life advice from clueless children like you
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>be streamer
>get a whole month of salary pay for donation
FeelsGoodMan
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>getting dumpstered
>enemy shittalking
>massive throws leading to our victory

No better feeling than typing "EZ" afterwards famalams.
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>>155159679
>>all careers are as tenuous

literally never said this at all

I said the sustainability question is common in most careers, asking 'how long will it last?' is like asking a start up business owner 'what if it fails?', some fucking inane shit along those lines.

You build a brand and a following that will follow you regardless, this is a very valuable asset. You also have no idea the amount of connections you get being a streamer, going to events, similar to most tech career paths in fact.
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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
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>>155159937
what the shit are you talking about? you claimed that only 3 people can make liveable money of streaming, and people are calling that bullshit. I imagine your next arguement will be something like 'did I say three? well, 3, 30, 300, whats the difference amirite xd'
you said thing, it was bull, and now you're trying to flip the arguement as if people in the thread are saying that everyone can just B themselves and stream and get monies and just quit their dayjobs and studies n shit.
now you're thinking about calling me a nerd for writing a long post n shit or doing a moonwalk out of the thread with a 'LMAO shitters nerds gl quitting life for streaming for 10 viewers xd' tune
you're literally mad because a mongolian carpet seller wallpainting site is calling you out for spewing shit you don't know anything about
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>>155160101
>help gank mid
>fuck up and die
>all chats me "?"
im so embarrassed I might as well kill myself
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>>155157445
>no blink
the blink poof combo isn't hard

tab poof all but main meep where u want to blink to
blink in main meep
throw net
all the other meeps should have channeled their poofs by now
engage right clicking enemy
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>>155159937
>be making living from playing videogames
>'oh shit some mad turboautist on d2g is saying I'm not making monies, better call my banker and tell him its all a bluff'
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>>155160262
>not muting the whole enemy team to avoid tilts
>not just unmuting enemy near the end after a nice little stomp for all chat fun

wr and fun up by hundreds
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>>155160509
DAGON VEIL
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How do we save dota?
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>>155160262
with practice comes mastery
keep trying, getting better, until you succeed

start by smoke ganking mid every game before or right after the opposing mid goes to take the 2 or 4min rune.
>>
wait

is PPD not on a team
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CLQ, I know you visit /d2g/,why the fuck don''t you upload more videos? Don't youwant to make the youtube money?

I miss you.
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>>155160614
fear bought him a desk
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>>155160117
>You build a brand and a following that will follow you regardless, this is a very valuable asset. You also have no idea the amount of connections you get being a streamer, going to events, similar to most tech career paths in fact.
ya most people forget about this. if you are a decently popular streamer that streams "all games" like CohhCarnage as an example cons and shit will literally pay for you to attend them. its basically like being a real celeb just for a smaller environment
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>>155160640
>tfw i miss those quick little shitfucks
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>>155160614
be basically runs EG now. he is basically the "VP" of EG
>>
Is Barnyyy dead? What happened to him?
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>>155160964
dad beat him to death
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>>155160723
It's why sponsors put contractual obligations to attend certain events for pro players, eg are at one now. Having 'player meetups' near their booths n shit is something they want to pay heavily for.
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Is BeyondTheSummit a good studio yet? I haven't watched professional Dota 2 tournament gameplay since the Summit 1.
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starting a game as invoker little nervous haha
>>
Slacks can get 5k MMR

What's your excuse?
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What happened to GD Studio? Yames? skrff? weppas? draskyl? bruno?
Do they not run tournaments anymore? Did Yames host TI this year? What's going on with them? I'm out of the loop.
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>>155161076
Oh yes! The best studio in fact! Tremendous production! They are so good, they are gonna get invited to cast so many events! They are just gonna keep casting, and casting, and casting you are gonna be sick of them casting!
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>>155161139
go tornado EMP invoker if its your first time
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>>155161191
i only play as invoker
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>>155160456

Yup.

Mute until you're doing well enough to become the guy spamming "?" then un-mute.
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>>155161223
yames got booted by gaben personally, bruno is a valve employee, skrff is doing backstage stuff, weppas is observing n shit, and draskyl is a top tier analyst
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>>155161223
bruno works for valve

james stopped doing e-sports events (besides some small things with PGL) to focus on his game, he wanted to get back into dota this year but the whole 'fired' thing happend at shanghai. Say's he is going to start doing more events and possibly return the GD show after they have launched his game

draskly is still around

skrff and weppas are the defacto observers right now, get hried by everyone to obs
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>>155161324
>yames got booted by gaben personally,
What? What the hell happened?
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>>155161223
>james got giga BTFO and his career as a personality is completely over
>skrff and weppas had to get real jobs because they couldnt support themselves
>draskyl is a full time streamer who casts or is on a desk occasionally
>bruno got a job at valve and basically runs the majors/ti
>GD studios is no longer a thing
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>>155161076
They've stayed more or less the same, except switching out zyori for kotlguy. Also they did more summits because it brought in money and sponsors and blatantly copied everything from GDS EU Hub last TI qualifiers (except everything was worse because how blatant the ripoff was)
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>>155161254
not exactly first time i just suck

will do that thanks for tip anon
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>>155161389
google james shangai major or something along those lines
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>>155161431
>his career as a personality is completely over


everyone loves the guy, and he is too well connected with tournament orgs to get fucked over.
>>
Do we know who icefrog is yet
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>>155161389
Two things:
1) James. We've had issues with James at previous events. Some Valve people lobbied to bring him back for Shanghai, feeling that he deserved another chance. That was a mistake. James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again.
2) As long as we're firing people, we are also firing the production company that we've been working with on the Shanghai Major. They will be replaced, and we hope to get this turned around before the main event.
As always, I can be reached at [email protected].
Gabe
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>>155161525
his career in esports is over

he is a pariah
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>>155161525
>everyone loves the guy

no they didnt, d2g likes 2gd because he mentioned 4chan once but even on a good day d2g is like 200 people so its opinion means nothing. there is a small vocal minority on leddit that likes him but the vast majority hate him which is the only people valve really listens to. the only other people who like james are casters and panelists but none of them want to risk their careers trying to get james back. since tourney orgs realized that with the majors out basically all of them are much more meaningless than they originally were since good teams no longer have to attend them for money anymore and dont want to risk the remaining small amount of viewers they could bring in on james which most people hate

he could do behind the scenes shit but ya as a personality valve basically ended james
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>>155161901
>his career in esports is over

he;s gonna fucking OWN e-sprots when fucking diabotical is at the fucking oylmpics
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>>155161704
Abdul Ismail
>>
>get best player in the world to play mid for you
>already have one of the best carries in the world
>have decent offlaner, kind of consistent, can fuck up, can play amazing
>have proven and good support, old timer
>pick absolute shitter , guy that didn't have 1 good game for the last couple of months

What the fuck liquid? You could've picked anyone, and you picked bulba
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>>155158185
where did you hear this/see this? I multi boxed for ti drops am i fucked?
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>>155162017
>there is a small vocal minority on leddit that likes him but the vast majority hate him which is the only people valve really listens to.

reddit had literally the biggest uproar when he got kicked off the shanghai broadcast, his 'statement' is the fith most upvoted thread in the subreddits history

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/top/?sort=top&t=all
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>>155162048
>another arena except this one doesnt have waifus

that game will be dead in less than a month
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>>155162227
and ask about him on reddit now, most people agree that he was rightfully fired
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>>155162048
>e-sprats
>>
>play blue heroes
>win
>play not blue hero
>lose

dotards?
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>>155162356
>literally pointless statement

>most people

love this random shit, completely meaningless
I could literally say 'most people agree that he was wrongfully fired' and it has the same exact substance as your post
>rightfully fired
>rightfully

el
oh
el
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>>155162627
go make a thread there and see then, it happens every now and then and its always a thread filled with people shitting on james
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>>155162867
I'm looking at threads right now

>literally less than 20 comments in all of them

wow that really is 'most' people!
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>>155163104
link it then
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>>155163168
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4xrw5k/2gd_valve_refusing_to_pay_him_for_hosting_shanghai/

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4xg4w4/james_firing_shots/

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4x9qgz/intermissions_without_james2gd_are_absolutely/
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>>155163249
thanks based reddit spy!
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>>155163249
>linking 3 threads where literally every single person in them is shitting on james

lmao the fact that quite literally no one defended him even proves how BTFO he is. literally no one on leddit was even bored enough to attempt to defend him
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>>155163249
>people got offended over this fucking joke

https://twitter.com/follow2GD/status/764220400788176896

is the dotard scene the most sjw in esports?
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>>155163530
>is the dotard scene the most sjw in esports?
even the mere fact that you ask that makes me think you're retarded
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>>155163530
Holy shit how ass blasted can one guy be? Was this the first time James had gotten fired or something?
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>>155163520
The people who browse /new are completely different to the people on the frontage of the subreddit.

new is filled with actual beyond retarded morons, who downvote anything and are actually brain dead beyond belief . I know because I used to post fucking actual non meme content on there from fucking ongamers n shit and it all got downvoted, with fucking retards posting retard comments for fucking historical pieces.

His a post about james around TI with 1k upvotes, notice the difference?

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4vta6t/james_2gd_harding_hosting_ti/

>inb4 he starts cherrypicking the downvoted comments
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>>155163708
>Holy shit how ass blasted

>literal joke between friends
>assblasted

is this the thing about americans people tell you about, literally cannot understand banter?
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>>155162017
>small vocal minority on leddit
Honestly Reddit wouldn't be bad if vocal minorities existed. You know, the things that the entire voting system is designed to crush.
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>>155163834
>linking an entire thread of people laughing about james sperging out and acting like a child almost a year later

sure proved me wrong lmao
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>>155163992
>people laughing about james

>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4vta6t/james_2gd_harding_hosting_ti/d61ap5y

>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4vta6t/james_2gd_harding_hosting_ti/d618wro

>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4vta6t/james_2gd_harding_hosting_ti/d61movu

>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4vta6t/james_2gd_harding_hosting_ti/d61vkoa

>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4vta6t/james_2gd_harding_hosting_ti/d61qh03

Perhaps it's best you stop posting now :)
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>all this confusion
>as usual
>because you're all stupid ass fuckin kids

james got fired because he made fun of EE directly, calling him a retard and more. EE complained, EE's sponsors complained and EE's team complained.

Imagine if a football commentator called a quarterback a "retard" for throwing an interception. Instantly fired.

He knew what was appropriate and what was not and chose to stretch the limits, got fired.
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>people STILL pushing the "EE matters at all" meme

he's as worthless as the d2g animeNEET who will kill himself in the next few years
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>>155164317
>Le EE mastermind got James fired
He got fired because he was told to stop, but he wanted to be a badboy and kept acting like an idiot, that's all there is to it.
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>>155164317
nope panelist often insulted players

and if you think ee would waste time watching the panel, well you might as well just do the world a favor and off yourself
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>>155164156
>less than 150 upvotes

LMAO ITS LITERALLY THE VOCAL MINORITY I MENTIONED AHAHAHAHA

thanks for proving my point for me
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>james didn du nuffin he was a gud boi

Professional gaming already has a controversial reputation. This retarded manchild was on the verge of destroying its future.
>>
>>155164438
>>155164443
>>155164445
based "EE is not relevant" hivemind bros
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>>155164156
>accuses anon of cherry picking
>cherry picks his examples

wew
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>yames fags still mad as fuck

feels so fucking good seeing that fag got BTFO of the community and the fact that TI6 is top tier without his ugly mug.
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>>155164438
>>155164443
>>155164445
has nothing to do with the fact that it was EE. congratulations, you all missed the bus.
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>falling for the "reddit likes james" meme
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nobody likes James anymore he is a scumbag
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>>155164725
>I-IT WAS EE COMPLAINING AND ALSO HIS TEAM AND HIS SPONSORS

>gets gigaBTFO

>I-I-IT WASN'TA BOUT EE AT ALL

EEKEKS
ON
SUICIDE
WATCH
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>>155164465
>less than 150 upvotes

>opposed to the downvoted comments which are against james, in a post that hit the frontpage (where the majority of the subbredits users are)
>oppsoed to the 10 people getting 2 upvotes in the 10 comment threads

are you just bad at math or are you realising how awful you are at arguing?

>>155164703
>cherry picking the upvoted comments
>aka, the comments the majority of people agree with

if you even look at the thread it's like 90% of the comments are like the ones I posted
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>>155164715
>fact that TI6 is top tier
I can't tell if you're joking or being serious

there's a reason why viewership dropped and it's because valve thought the best panelist were shane and sheever
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>TI6
>good
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>faggot puts le abaddon face mid
>faggot picks earth spirit
>in the midgame goes alone in 5 with no team nearby and dies
>tell him "breh stop doing this we need you alive"
"LUL I JUST LOVE MY ULT I LEFT 4 OF THEM LOW HAHA I DONT GIVE A FUCK"
We lost.
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>>155164991
>viewership dropped

yeah nah
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>>155164991
hi james

this is d2g not kickstarter m8
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>>155164465
>comment that likes games
>150 upvotes
>comment that dislikes james
>either downvoted in this thread or has less than 5 upvotes in the other thread

yeah you sure got the majority on your side mate :)
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>>155165096
>>155165103
?

viewer counts dropped lads

ESPECIALLY form where they were supposed to be

w e w
e
w
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>>155164465
>>155164973


>literal 1k upvoted and gilded comment

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4vta6t/james_2gd_harding_hosting_ti/d61cupq

>you end up thinking in that british slut who made you happy even if you didnt ask her anything.

>the british girl being james

yeah nice one mate fuck off already you are way in over your head here
>>
fucking hell, lost the invoker gaem to a legion with a sb

fuck i am a scrub
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>reddit spies releasing conflicting reports

are we going to have to audit the RIA
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>>155165362
>conflicting

>>155164465
this guy has literally not posted a single thing supporting his claims, I doubt he's even an actual spy
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>>155165193
yes it made like 20% more money than last year again but the viewership went down

right. very logical, great problem solving skills
>>
>>155163278
>tfw played all random
>tfw was given Meepo
>tfw can't micro to save my life
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>>155165556
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>>155165623
>edgy teen colorscheme

>STILL CANT DEFEND TI6
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do james fags have autism ?
>>
>>155165715
>edgy teen colorscheme


I'm just a super neet actually, the others hurt my eyes after the first 14 hours
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>>155165623
announcing reports is against the rules, reported
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>linkins blocks borrow strike

FUCK
>>
OUR GIRL
>/nikkizole
OUR GIRL
>/nikkizole
OUR GIRL
>/nikkizole
OUR GIRL
>/nikkizole
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>non-whites
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>>155165953
who
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LMAO NICE GAME
JUST FUCKING

TOWN
PORTAL
AWAY

all these obsolete heroes
PA? tp away
Weaver? tp away
Bloodseeker? tp away

as long as tp scrolls > all these heroes, they will never be meta
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>>155165715
i saw the making off this pepe it was a very good thread
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>>155166001
Dota is literally the most non-white game there is.

>>155166090
>arc warden
>kills in under 3 seconds

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>155166212
>it was a very good thread

wish d2g could have a good thread at some point
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>>155166090
half of the kills in under 3 seconds hero wouldnt if people carried TPs the first time they ganked
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>>155166090
>riki
>kills in under 3s

R O F L U L
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>>155166294
maybe you should try making a pepe in real time
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>>155158971
no psg, you'll lose your way back down to 3k eventually.
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tfw playing defence of the ancients 2
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>>155166996
good post
>>
just won a game because the enemy shadow demon disrupted our axe who was solo, they gave us time to run over and kill their whole team subsequently destroying top and bot rax
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>>155166996
This is me after winning my latest game by supporting 4 imbeciles.

This is why Slacks deserves to be 5k and I don't, I can't handle more than one of this kind of games.
>>
this guy is an account buyer?
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/34289366
he's playing USE now
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>>155166090
>jugg can't interrupt TPs
>gyro can't interrupt TPs
>techies can't interrupt TPs
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>>155167354
>>jugg can't interrupt TPs
but he cant? i mean i guess if you buy a basher or abyssal
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>>155167354
>>jugg can't interrupt TPs

You're doing this for the (You), right?
>>
>Be invoker
>Have 10 ultimates
>Literally win the teamfight with just emp
Dotards will unironically defend this
>>
>LE IRRELEVANT DO NOTHIGN NERF ON NOT JUST TERROBLADE BUT JUGG TOO
>literally just so autistics can sperg out
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>>155166996
>mfw I get matched with a pervuian
>who first picks NP
>at 3,987 mmr
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>>155167585
Anon are you okay
Lay off the le grinning golden faces
>>
is there a way to take runes as invis hero wtihout accidently attacking
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>>155167685
>triggered by the face of 4chan

hola reddit
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:3
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>>155167483
>>155167520
i thought his ult ministunned
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>>155167838

>sheever getting more and more desperate, especially after the garbage viewer turnout of TI6
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>>155167717
turn off auto attack? press S immediately after taking the rune?
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why do people never build any durability on tusk besides stout/poor mans
>>
>>155167928
what was viewer turnout of ti6
>>
>>155167860
>there are people who still dont know it doesnt mini stun anymore

holy shit how fucking stupid are you?
>>
>>155168027
trash because of garbage production value and casters
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>>155167928
oh fug

thanks for the webm

I hope she becomes sluttier
>>
>>155168072
i haven't played in three years
>>
>>155167838
that fucker odpixel has to be doing this intentionally

in a picture with both malay-chan and sheever
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>>155168092
did you actually watch ti6
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>>155166090
if bloodseeker is so ahead that you actually need to tp away from him chances are he can kill you in 3 secs
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>>155168145
kill yourself or at least never post again
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>>155168072
>he is a shitter of the game
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>>155152756
ebin projection
>>
>>155167220
same, regardless of whether I think I'm better than slacks (which I'm 97% sure I fucking am, that guy's bad), he commits and doesn't give up.
I don't think I'll ever have the will to play 8 games a day over and over again, barely gaining +25 a day, if even.
>>
>>155168249
>doesnt know juggs ult no longer mini stuns
>calls someone else a shitter

literally kill yourself
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so what's up with arteezy
why is he the only one that hasn't won a ti yet
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>>155167928
A-any other new sheevers?
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>>155168449
t. gamie
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I used to think RNG was okay in dota but now I am starting to feel like RNG is kind of stupid in dota

>try to JUST
>get RNG'd
>ok i'll just RNG this guy

what the fuck man
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>>155168449
>>155168232
>projecting your own suicide watch status
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>>155168559
>
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>>155168121
Well, its possible her hormones stabilize, now that shes finally having sex regularly with OD
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>>155168576
no boots safelane PA by 7 min

kys
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>>155168121
Sheever isn't a slut you mong she's pure like mountain spring water
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>>155168927
uh huh
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>>155168576
except both bash and coup de grace dont use RNG?
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>>155168214
bloodseekers ONLY source of burst damage in less than three seconds is right clicking with thirst and +40% damage

any hero in the game can interrupt your TP if he buys a 1800 gold hotd and dominates a troll and ensnares you. For bloodseeker to kill you in under 3 seconds he needs a stupid amount of gear advantage he might as well just get a basher or mkb or euls in there
>>
Wisp aghs:
-Tether now works on enemies, giving them the inverted effects. They are slowed, take magical damage when Io heals, lose mana when Io gains mana, and take increased damage with reduced attack speed while Io has overcharge active. Does not let you relocate enemies.
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>>155168883
why would i need boots in this game anon?

Man, I remember this shit from when I was new. There should just be an "I am a smurf" option and if you fail like 2 games at VHS you get bumped back down to high and then normal. instead of the reverse.
>>
>game search goes over 3

no me gusta este maymeh
>>
>>155169082
>real wisp aghs
>can now tether a second target at 50% effectiveness and fulled effected by relocate
>>
>>155169016
Dominator creeps cant always stop tp, they are way too slow to move up to an enemy and if you dont hide them and keep them next to you at all times enemy heroes just kill them in 4 seconds
>>
>>155169205
>realer wisp aghs
>balls now circle around 200% faster but don't blow up, the skill is now a toggle
>>
>>155169082
>>155169205
real wisp aghanims:

>Tether becomes a charged skill with 4 charges. Can have up to 4 tethers active at the same time
>When 4 tethers are used, tether is replaced with a new subskill, Spirit Away

Spirit Away
>Active
>Spins all tethered allies around you in an AoE. Enemies take 80 damage when your allies pass through them
>Can spin your allies inwards or outwards with the subskills
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>>155168927
so pure
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>>155169336
>even realer wisp aghs
wisp becomes an item on targeted heros inventory
>that hero can tether allies and is constantly under the over charge effect as well as over charging the hero he is tethered to with no mana/hp being drained from wisp
>wisp cannot active items during this time but can cast relocate
>>
>>155169331
centaurs can't catch up within 3 seconds and stun. They have a maximum cancel range of 1125, for practical usage maybe ~800

but trolls have instant projectile on ensnare and can cancel from up to 1425 range away, practical purposes up to ~1200 and don't need to worry as much about juking around trees or being bodyblocked
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>>155168530
theres hundreds of pro players

only 25 have won a TI
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So why haven't you permanently muted your chat yet, /d2g/?
>>
new wisp aghs
>wisp gains a new passive
>wisp shoots out balls at near by enemies with in a 1200 radius
>balls are generated in random ways in mass similar to 2hu fashion
>all balls explode into smaller balls that deal half damage in all directions
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>bloodseeker can't kill you in under 3 seconds

are you guys serious right now you just have to sacrifice your ability to win the game solo
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>>155169871
can't mute yourself
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>>155169871
when my allies start shit talking I tell them I'm muting them all
then I don't mute them, and never say anything the rest of the game

:^)
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>>155169871
I enjoy communicating with the other players in the team
>>
>>155169921
Normal Skill
SKILL BRACKET
>>
>>155169921
how about
>I build 2k+ hp
and never die to your shit again?
>>
>>155170073
how about if it weren't 1v9 i would have ended the game in 20 minutes

40 kills and nobody on my team was capable of 400gpm with that. i'm really at a loss for what they were doing the whole game

>>155170046
normal skill 0 behavior score at that. literal peruvian children on peruvian internet cafe accounts.
>>
Peter Dager already doing work behind the scenes.
>>
>>155170247
okay so its a game with the 10 worst players in the history of the game
>>
>>155170336
>hey let's jerk EG off some more, not like reddit does it enough
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>>155168576
>no boots
>no oov
>>
i hope to never run into any of you d2g'ers in my solo queue
>>
>>155147453
Parrying shield: deflect all attacks, no cooldown but you need to use the item at the exact time for it to work.
>>
>>155170397
you are too low mmr to be queued with me in 6k. maybe if i queued with my 2k shitter friend we might cross paths :)
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>almost no /lit/bros left on the 'lag
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>>155170395
>wasting over two hundred fucking gold on PA of all heroes to start

are you serious right now? did you mean blight stone?
>>
>>155170540
fuck off zizekposter
>>
>>155170687
fuck off shevercuck
>>
>>155170540
I'm literate
>>
>>155170540
/pol/ thinks the gulag is their hugbox because no one likes peruvian players
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>>155170540
PSG is a board-agnostic meme
>>
>>155170540
>reading books past age of 20

waste of time honestly.
>>
that got more youvotes than i anticipated
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this is a 5k player
jungle lc, 0 duel WINS, two thousand total damage
the trench never ends
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Since Puppey is now washed up and Peter is a wageslave , who would inherit their power and be the greatest captain of the new era?
>>
>>155170725
sheever is best
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>triple digit mmr

Damn, is this what you guys view us 1-2k players as?

>>155171206
Not her fault probably; you can't do shit as jungle LC if all your lanes lose.
>>
>>155171206
This lion is a 5k player
spouted memes in mic entire game while feeding, insisting that he's going to lose because meepo went jungle

worse, he's slacks
>>
>>155171227
NP dota clearly
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>>155171415
>you can't do shit as jungle LC if all your lanes lose.
>>
THAT'S FUCKING IT
IM NOT PLAYING THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME UNTIL NEXT FUCKING PATCH
IM SO FUCKING DONE OF THIS BULLSHIT RUBBERBAND MECHANICS FUCK THIS RETARD-CATERING SHIT FUCK GAME
FUCK
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>>155171441
fugg>>155171206
>>
>>155171415
>satanic+deso lc
>euls sniper with another deso
it doesnt get any better up here in 2k
>>
>>155171582
>fuck up with huge lead
>shouldnt be punished for it

lmaoshitter
>>
>>155171590
>tranquil boots in order to feed faster

good strategy, one i employ myself
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>>155171475
>>155171415
>can't do shit
this nigga
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>>155171582
Forgot to add pic, I'm so fuckign mad holy shit
>>
>>155171252
Sheever is truly best.
>>
>>155171679
meanwhile reddit was blowing him for reaching 5k mmr
>>
>>155171227
>eg era
>hasn't won a lan in 2016
>choked twice at loser bracket final


americucks just never stop surprising how deluded they can be
>>
>>155171865
do you think you played with slacks? if so you are stupid. he doesn't intentionally feed and he basically never plays any hero other than omni
>>
>>155171865
>slacks is 5k NA

yeah, great server mates :^))
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>>155171931
Do you know whats more obnoxious than having a feeder on your team spouting memes while he ensures you lose no matter how well you do?
Having him on a mic spouting those ebin reddit memes
>>
>>155171252
>>155170687
>>155169634
>>155169006
>>155168927
>>155168552
>>155168121

/Sheever/postin'
>>
>>155172107
>you got him for the one game he's tilted out of a million

the guy literally never intentionally feeds. that's hilarious.

this game just face fucks us all.
>>
>>155172183
what makes you think it was intentional?
he's just that bad
>>
>play against stack with 2 7k mmr and 1 8k mmr

i got a peru stack
game was over in 6 minutes.
real funny valve
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>>155172148
do you have any new stuff
>>
>>155172262
Dude, don't disrespect the guy. It's because of him that purification will be a ground targeted spell soon.

>can heal multiple allies at once and do more damage based on getting them in the AoE
>however, if you don't center the AoE on people the heal loses a lot of effectiveness

will make him more fun to play, more pro viable and more comboable, and will be a nerf to average skill players.

>get RP'd
>purify your team for like 1600 damage to the magnus
>>
>>155169871
Some games with flamers and ragers are comedy gold
>>
>>155172408
dude he has worse stats on that scoreboard than if he sat afk in fountain for the entire game, other than xpm (and if he got 1 or 2 assists when enemy dies to fountain that would skyrocket him to level 9)

you get 140 gpm just from afking and getting tower/rosh gold
>>
>>155172408
id rather kill every pet ive ever had than play a dota with an ability like that
>>
>>155172745
it's a nerf dude. the aoe will be smaller

something like that is happening to omni, slacks is the final nail in the coffin...guy with literal fucking 2.0k skill gets to 5k just mathematically gaming the system

dotabuff says halve GA duration and lower the cooldown, they are retards, that is a buff
>>
>>155172384
not much, newest is Sheever flashing, but thats already posted.
>>
>>155172745
How about

>6.89 Changelog
>Guardian Angel is now always global and affects buildings

Aghanims Scepter for Omniknight remade:
>Now adds a subability: Resurrection
>200 mana cost 20 cooldown 100 cast range 5 seconds channeling
>Whenever an ally dies within 2000 aoe of you, their bounty is withheld for 20 seconds during which you can resurrect them to 100% HP and mana with a 5 second channeling spell
>>
Dear d2g. Once alchemist has manta and radiance how do you stop him? He just seems to roll over heroes and towers at that point
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>>155172148
S H E E V E R
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>>155172879
She's been streaming a lot, nothing from there? Thanks anyways.
>>
what happened to pudges cleaver? I just noticed he has some wierd blade on a stick instead of his cleaver? Whats that all about?
>>
>>155172980
Honestly a hero who could res an ally sounds kind of fun. I dunno about that exact balancing but it would be cool to play around with.
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>>155173032
s-sheever?
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>>155173138
Sheever!
>>
holy shit this CC&C guy is rly trash
>>
>>155173271
Sheever...
>>
>>155173138
>>155167928
I saw her remove her facecam from stream while eating a popsicle, but this she didn't think of?
>>
>>155173337
im not that bad
>>
>>155173138
whats even happening here?
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>>155173380
Sheever
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>>155173705
she's taking a drink from a cup with a straw in it

or so I assume
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Now that the shuffle has concluded, what is the best Dota 2 team?
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>>155174039
mine
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one of you fucking retards fess up to posting this shit
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>>155174039
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
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>>155174165
are you telling me

that people actually watch broxy of their own free will
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HOW THE HELL IS THIS HERO BALANCED?

>le ebin 2 sec stun that can turn around any 1vs1 fight
>le ebin cleave of gorillion damage one late game kicks in (and it will)
>le ebin good glimpse that can bring back enemy heroes even when they have tped out
>le ebin whacky ghost embarcation of FREE damage reduction that with AGHS becomes 100x more dangerous

How the hell is he not picked more in the pro scene. Jesus.
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>>155174789
I honestly have no idea who you're even talking about
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>>155174789
>Buy Kunkka Agh's
>Push enemy team away from you
>Carry gets forcestaffed out of the way
Ebin :^)
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>>155174492
I mean that poster was probably Broxy himself. You guys realize that Broxy is the kind of person who posts here, right?
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>>155174789

Fucking forgot pic. Jesus.
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>>155174789
He'll get nerfed next patch. Probably X mark having a much longer cd
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>>155175150
>>155174989
>>155174931

>My favorite hero is finally VIABLE
>You guys want to nerf the ever living shit out of him

NO FUCK YOU IT HAPPENED WITH ELDER TITAN AND I WONT LET IT HAPPEN TO KUNKA.
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>>155175425
X mark would be the only one getting nerfed you stupid mongoloid rest is good and balanced.
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>>155175425
I'm led to agree, I have more issues with Drow than with Kunkka.
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>Chatting game plan with english speaking people
>Good team comp, things are gonna go fine
>Peruvian on the other team says something in all chat about mid and abandons
>We all leave since its not scored
>Queue another game
>Literally everyone I was matched with last game are now on the enemy team
>I've got a peruvian 3 stack on my team
>Get absolutley assraped while they give me condolences in all chat

That's a pretty huge crock of shit even for Valve, I don't think I'll play for a week
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>>155175672
I know that feel man
>get matched with brazilian dindu
>he picks support and bullies me out of lane
>we lose
>"report Jugg mierda"
>requeue
>see the same fucking Hue on the other team
>think I'll win
>pick Void and claim offlane
>Omni demands solo off or feed
>we lose
>mfw
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dota coaching is so fucking stupid

the only reason nobody says anything about it is because the players who get coached don't improve at all and just come back for more coaching
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>>155174789
kunkka aghanims actually makes the spell worse
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Is RTZ on his smurf?
Also why isn't livestreamer working anymore?
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>>155174386
>Secret Will Never Win
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EG.Arteezy
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>>155147316
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>>155176789
>EG.Arteezy
how does he keep getting away with it?
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so how viable is meepo in pubs nowadays? I haven't played in awhile, is he still the ez mmr ladder he's always been?
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>>155176842
he's finally embraced the memes
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wait

so explain again

how slacks is 5k?

how is this hero supposed to make you win

your team literally just throws the game and there is nothing you can do even if you are 10000 mmr

what a shit hero and a shit game

how does he even have such a high winrate
>>
OUR

GOLDEN

BOY

IS

LIVE
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>>155174039
Wings if they arent burdened by the TI Curse and having too much money

Otherwise, unironically Liquid is the strongest dota 2 team
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>>155176931
>Jungle LC
well, there's your problem
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STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING

AND TURN ON TWITCH

ARTEEZY IS LIVE
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ARTEEZY

WITH

A

CAMERA

I REPEAT ARTEEZY WITH A CAMERA
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>>155176931
>how slacks is 5k?

he plays more dota than most people while picking omni.

that's literally it.
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>>155177192
is that the EG team house?
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Guys there are virtually no pictures of dota girls in this thread

Did /d2g/ go 100% gay while I was gone?
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Why there's no hero with huge anime tiddies?
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guys I think I love arteezy
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GODAMN I LOVE THESE ARTEEZY SONGS

CLASSICS LIKE:

"OYSTER SHELLS"
"RURURURURU"
AND THE ALL TIME FAVORITE "GET ROSHAN"
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>open RTZ stream
>see cam of some chairs
>close tab
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What if i, unironically love Artour?

Does it makes me gay?
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>>155176683
twitch changed api
client ID is needed
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>>155177307
there are /some/ /Sheever/ pics in here.
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WTF 2 HALBRED?????
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why are we so dead
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>>155179042
ya it's fucking stupid
solar crest is better
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>>155179108
watching EGs newest recruit
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>>155179108
>101 posters
>dead
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>people unironically at 2k mmr

do you play while high or some shit? How do you go under 3k without having brain damage?

i swear to god any 4k shitter would have have a 75% winrate down there
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>>155179181
>tfw this image might actually become a reality
on a side note, chances that RTZ somehow goes back to Secret?
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>>155171865

>5k NA

3k eu
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>>155179234
see

>>155176931
what more can I do? my team just throws every fucking game
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>>155179313
If he goes back to Secret then I'm pretty sure he realized his career is a joke at this point and he might as well just keep looking for good paying contracts by jumping between the two richest orgs.
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>>155179358
>eu isnt an inflated shithouse

yeah thats a good meme.
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>>155177408
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>>155179234
The earlier you calibrate, the lower it will likely be.

I'm sub-1k solo and when I play with my 2-3k friends, I can see literally no difference. If anything there is just less smurfing.
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>>155178902
Any work around? Fuck giving twitch my client ID
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>>155179234
>could have calibrated at 4.5k with oracle exploit
>couldnt handle the guilt of ruining 10 games

am I a cuck?
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post your last game
doesnt matter how bad
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>>155179819

>na burgers actually fell for this meme

lmao m8
>>
tinker

more like

stinker

hehe xD
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Reminder that BSJ has higher MMR than Fear
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>>155180184
Reminder that Slacks will have more mmr than Purge soon
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>>155180184
Reminder MMR is a calculation of how hard of a shitfaggot you are and only spam 3 meta heroes every patch. KEK
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>>155180030
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>>155180184
thats because Fear was busy playing competitive and scrims and not fucking queueing pubs
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>>155180030

Go Iron talon jungle, hit level 6 and kill mid over and over spam RUPTURE ON THE FAGGOT. THEN ALL CHAT HARASS HIM. THEN BUY BLADEMAIL AND WIN THE GAME WITH A BKB AFTER.
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>>155179234
>do you play while high or some shit?

Yes
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>>155180376
is sny rush still shit
i was 4.5k so idk
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>>155180030
Just alt-tabbed to post, found this. Also earned back 400 good boy points.

Soon I will feast on tendies like a king
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>>155180580
SnY is fine before Blademail if you feel you need to farm more heavily, as it's the best option other than Armlet or BKB perhaps.

SnY will make great use of your enhanced movespeed so make sure to utilize that. The best skill build is 1-4-4-2, maxing Thirst primarily. Q is good, but nerfed and best at rank 1.

Buyout EXP tomes too, level 11 ultimate is a game changer.

Blademail after treads is a better build against Qop or burst heroes.
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>play sven
>lose lane due to counterpick
>entire team feeds
>get pushed right to rax
>meanwhile passively farm jungle
>heart, echo, bkb
>suddenly 1.2k damage perk hit
>win game in next 5 minutes
>enemy team doesnt know what the fuck happened
i fucking love this hero
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>lose early game hard
>still win because enemy team has tinker

what a hero
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>>155180856

sven is free wins if the enemy team cant kite you
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>>155180894
Option to buy extra item slots when?
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>9 reports

How the hell am I getting so many reports this month. i've never gotten more than 2 or 3 before.
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Treads-HoD-Lothars-SnY-BKB-Octarine
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>>155181103

Ive been gitting gud and carrying a lot of games recently. I get commends from my team and reports from the enemy team
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>playing ranked
>caring about mmr
>not playing stupid meme games with your friends in casual

Why aren't you putting queen of pain in a snowball of screaming /d2g/?
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>>155181103
Do you tell people what to do in game? People are little bitches and will report you even if you're carrying their asses and telling them how to win simply due to the fact that they don't like being told what to do. I have a 70% winrate and yet have a red conduct summary because of this.
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>>155181305
>be shitter
>group up with shitters
>XD SCREAM LUL XD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH xD SO MUCH FUN
>try to cope with being a shitter
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>>155181318

No no. in fact I've stopped talking shit mostly to my team. idk what their problem is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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what the fuck went wrong
how was i supposed to win this game

my allies instalock all the core roles so i pick a solo support hero (warlock) and try to carry their sorry fucking asses with 67 last hits. Look at this, my upheaval did more than everything wr did combined
how are you supposed to win with allies like this? like i did everything, AS SUPPORT, most hero damage, most kills, most healing. bought all the wards, scouted, smoked, dusted. what did my allies do? ufcking lost

how the fuck do win games even now
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I like how RTZ will casually talk in chat with his teammate or others who greet him in the game. Other pros don't usually do this.
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>>155181619
that's because everyone knows each other
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>>155181689
I don't know you
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>>155147887
It really isn't anymore.
With about 50% of the heropoll in it, its not like that anymore
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>Silence now interrupts TPs
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>>155181591
>bragging about most damage and healing as warlock

ayy
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>>155179381
are you the Omnifuckingknight?
do you think teammates are actually dragging you down

>DK is the only relevant rightclicker and doing all the damage
>SHADOWBLADE
>RO against ES, razor, Oraburst and Kotl

if only theres an item that let you see invisible initiators

>>155180236
hello Plebbit
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>>155181923
???
ive got more than TWICE the hero damage of our "hard carry" sven
meanwhile alch is just walking over us and farming our jungle and any heroes in it (hint: sven)

if they suck dicks they dont get to blame their hero picks, they picked the heroes, they should have picked better heroes. or better, they should have played better. thats better than being a fucking feeder
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>>155181305
>Playing ranked.
>With friends.
>Rotating the suport role.
>Also rotating the rage role.
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Would you rtz?
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>>155182118
He's not a bad looking dude, could probably use a shower right now tho
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I wish Sheever would flash me ;_;

I wonder what she and Owen do together in private
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>>155181591
>what the fuck went wrong
>alchemist timbersaw

i bet this is sub 2k because of the BS pick, alchemist has 70%winrate in lowerbracket
theres always a game you cant win just forget it and dont tilt the next game

LMAO Warlock HD/HH, not stealing lasthits from the carry is not the only thing a support can do in lane
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Why is Lina such retard bait?
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>>155182413
well wtf are you supposed to do when alchemist isn't even on ur minimap and he's not in their jungle either when u sweep it or he sees u coming
then at 10 minutes in you see him for the first time the whole game and hes like level 11 with radiance + 1000 other gold in items
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Why aren't you getting free mmr yet?
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>>155147453
wheel of cheese
250g
restores 500 health and mana upon usage
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>>155182613
>select veno
>indicate jungle on minimap
>....
>ally last picks LC
>"veno go support"
>"veno buy cour"
>"veno tangos pls"
>"veno wtf come support y arent u ganking"
>"report veno"
>"lmao veno jung 2k mmr"
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>>155182613
Because I'm quite upset that his wards aren't affected by auras
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>>155147887
i remember playing random draft in 2013, it was very based
then they ruined it
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>>155182720
>>155182731
>not maxing gale and sting
>not killing fags
>not getting aghs and just suicide to ult gale
>not winning every teamfight
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>>155182720
i always shit the hardest on whoever picks junglers or slark no matter the situation
they're literal 2k WorseAutists who can't think or play or be good at anything in life
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>>155181591
>warlock is a support

You should've gone offlane and skilled upheaval. Alch would've been dumpstered by 10 min
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>>155147453
Length of Rope (200)
>5 charges
>Use to tie a rope between two trees at up to 800 distance, creating an unpathable barrier until either tree is cut down
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Veno is still viable? I used to spam it back when Wards were overpowered because spamming the same low-cooldown skill over and over again for an hour or more made my autism tingle.
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>>155182941
yes, he's one of the faster junglers of 6.88, especially with infused memedrops + hotd
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>>155182941
Max gale and sting and kill fags.

Wards are such a dumb spell.
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>>155183012
>>155183007
Sounds autist enough for me, I'll give it a try.

I guess starting items are talon and tangoes like most every other jungler.
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>>155183106
If you want to jungle get only 2 levels into wards. Get Talon + Clarities, you don't take damage when jungling Veno.
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>>155183106
no need for tangos if you're ranged jungler in 6.88, you take no damage = no reason for regen
talon + clarities -> 2x memedrops
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Why is TryMike4Instance so shit nowadays? Everyone of his video lately has been unfunny shit.
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>>155179881
there is one on the issue tracker of livestreamer on github.
https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui/issues/310

if you want, you can also the livestreamer twitch gui, which includes this workaround, its also a fancy ui for livestreamer, I personally do not use it, as I do not use it, but if you do not know, its good to checkout.
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>>155183421
>still watching that ugly arab brit or whatever the fuck
Maybe you should try reddit for instance
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>>155183808
why is he always eating bananas?
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>>155174789
He needs to win his lane to have an impact as a mid, support kunka is semi broken tho. His X is gonna difenetly nerfed and I think his cleave cd lvl 3-4 gonna get nerfed as well.
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>>155183808

wow what happened to spiderman 3 punished peter parker artour
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>>155183928
bananas are good brain food
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>>155183908
I just remembered him today and thought I would check out some of his videos.

Boy are they trash.
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>>155183808
fuck this banana ass eating kid
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>loading screen
>ANYONE SPEAK FILIPINO
Oh boy here we go
>i random and learn new champion
Motherofgodherewego
>plays bounty
>builds force staff first item
>heavens halberd second item

We inevitably lose

I want off this ride but i cant stop queing
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>>155148276
>everything is good XDD time to take my estrogen"
kek
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>tfw the enemy slark kunkka and juggernaut start snowballing extremely hard early in the game and are dominating us
>they taunt us, insult us, and spam gg all game
>they fucked around too much and didn't finish in their optimal time window
>we start getting pickoffs
>we start winning teamfights
>we win a buyback teamfight
>we roll past t3 and just take the ancient
>they all leave before the scoreboard comes up

best feeling
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>>155184294
hey at least ur game isnt worse than rtz's game right now
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>>155184408

Kunkka is a shitty core that converts farm into losing even harder than Tinker.

But at least Kunkka can be played as a support GoodDisruptor
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>>155184294
There is absolutely nothing wrong with force staff or halberd on bounty hunter. Any utility/support items are great on that hero.
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>>155176931
How the fuck can you lose to dk?
>>
how do we fix morpling
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>>155147638
>crying brehs man.jpg
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>>155184551
He started as support, but he was legitimately good and started fucking our shit up whenever he came to the lane. Since he could then afford his own items he went off and fucked us up on his own for a while. Lategame he tried to splitpush.
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http://imgur.com/a/xqUFG
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>>155183808
Man, he is so cute
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>>155181591
Go mid, it's 1vs1 where you can dumpster retards and dictate the flow of the game, most importantly tho, you don't have to lane with any of your retarded team. Also, mid skills will benefit any of the role you play be it support or carry, I actually became a better support player after spamming mid.
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>>155185148
Problem is that if you're up against an at all competent stack the mid player will receive so much help that you're almost playing 3v1
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Do cocaine, and play dota 2, I'm climbing the trench you asshats, I'm climbing it and you can't stop me
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I want to practice micro so I think I'm going to autism main Lone Druid for a few weeks.

How do you guys hotkey for micro heroes? At the moment I have select hero on spacebar, select all units on 1 and select non-hero-units on 2 which seems to work well enough for manta illusions. It feels kind of awkward for controlling LD so far though
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IT FUCKING TOOK

FIVE DAYS FOR VALVES OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT

TO WHINE ABOUT REPLAYS NOT WORKING

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/53cylv/replays_are_not_working_since_3_days/

I AHTE THIS FUCKING FORUIM
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>>155184863
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>>155184863
those are some fat tits, are they real?
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>>155185015
Jesus fucking christ plz be nudes
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>>155185561
idk breh it seems legit check>>155185015
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>>155185373
>this retard rescaled it to miniscule
>scrunched out of aspect ratio too
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>>155182837
I will miss 2-3k, no one knows here what bh pick means for jungler. One time I even made a guy abandon as lc jungle, I reported him and asked everyone to do same, the. I checked his profile and he had like 8 I ranked games :^).
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>>155185616

i got it off google.
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>>155185665
?? thats not an excuse
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>>155185739

Shut the fuck up please.
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>>155185373
How can loading screens cost any money since they're just a fucking image you can replace on your own
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>>155185750
I'll try not to BTFO you too hard next time
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>>155184408
What heroes you had? Cus idk how you lose with slark AND jugg AND kunka, everything is possible in trench tho, also that's the reason I almost never taunt enemy team, this game is unpredictable.
>>
have you noticed that dota 2 is catered to towards complete losers/animemers/NEETs?

Its the epitome of rage and despair

no wonder LOL is 10 times more played

ded game
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>>155168576
Luck is a skill as calculating risk is a skill.

Once you establish there's only ever a chance for something to proc, you obligate yourself to see how many attacks you're willing to deal or take before believing something will proc.

Once PA hits level 6, she will harass you with daggers until one or two crit, then she will jump on and most likely kill you. You're aware of this and know it could happen, so with risk management you distance yourself and don't contest CS.

You're a supportcuck being chased down by Void and will most likely die if you keep running. Risk management: you distance yourself as well as possible through trees and start to teleport, fully aware that a bash will cancel it, but calculated well enough to think that in the 3 hits Void will get off, none may be a bash.

If you're NEVER FUCKING LUCKY, then assume any hero with crit or bash potential will fucking annihilate you in seconds and play accordingly.
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>>155185263
Well yeah, if you are vs a competent 3 stack you will lose almost no matter what
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sure LoL is totally not aimed at animetards

guess it's idiot time again uh?
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what is more desirable a

0 1 21 or 10 5 16

support?
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>>155182837
Same, few games ago I was slark vs enemy jungle bs who was clearly rushing radiance. I've made my top priority to kill him 24/7 and every time tell him and his team how shit is he.
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>>155185379
pleaserespond
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Hey /d2g/, I have $2000 to burn and I want to piss it all on Dota porn, but I want to get the best art possible.

If possible, could you guys shoot me some artist suggestions? I'm willing to part with some cash to commission an additional 2-character image for the person who names the best artist.
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>>155185981
>Support that dies and steals kills
>Support that doesn't
Hmm...
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>>155186078
incase
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>>155185379
put LD on 1 and bear on 2 and both at 3
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>his nickname is a variation of '1vs9' or 'mid or feed(carry btw slark or feed)'

JUST
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>>155186165
Link to their art?
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>>155186214
If you wanted people to posts links to porn to fap you didn't need to lie

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/InCase/1
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>>155186078
Shindol
>tfw it will neva eva happen
>>
Is DotA still the best MOBA out there that doesn't treat its players like retarded 13 yar old hipsters?
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>>155186078
Red
Lewdreaper
Greyface

Just do more loli pugna, or Mortred
And no futa
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>>155186415
kill yourself
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>>155186474
i'd rather kill your whore mother with you watching
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>>155186516
kinky
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>>155185981
You should strive for the highest KDA in almost every situation unless it's circumstantial where your death in turn takes one of their cores, saves one of yours, or wins a teamfight.

I'd rather a 3/4/14 support than a 1/9/21.

ideally I'd want another me, but in the support role instead of offlane
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>>155147316
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>>155186547
It all depends of the context of the game, thus the question the other anon asked can't be answered.
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>>155186663
Congrats anon! You have autism!
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>Competitive scene of Dota 2
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>its an enemy support goes ballistic after being oneshot by stifling dagger crit episode

stay mad wardcucks
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>tidebringer goes from having an internal cooldown to proccing instead on every 5/4/3/2 attacks

There, core kunkka finally not literally the worst thing in the game.
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>>155187038


fuck off with this league of legends garbage
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>tidebringer has no cooldown but now has a mana cost

kunkka is now balanced
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>>155186887
>Enemy goes pa
>oh no what do we do
>pick lion lion and blow up pa
>pick bane and pa has no damage and is being assraped
>pick ww save allies and waste pa bkb
>pick AnalAssault and blast her ass
>pick es and chain stun her
>pick jaikiro and pretty much ruin her game before bkb pick up

She is a decent and versatile hero with dagger being op, but she still gets blown up fast without magic immunity. Slark on the other hand, good luck doing anything vs him.
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I'm 24. Am I too old to still be playing dota? Apparently the average age on the subleddit is 20. I'd expect the gulag to be even worse.
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>>155186078
darkgem
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>>155187150

Tidebringer is literally the most honeypot ability in the game.
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>>155187178
Fear was 27 when he won TI.
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>>155187178
dotas userbase is older than lols i think

im 23
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1st time after a while i play this and i get to 40th level, pretty nice
I like some of the changes they did tho, its nice
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>>155187173
>slark shows up
>oh noes
>tp away
>ground target stun
>hex after his nuke
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>>155187628
You know that it's not like that

>slark pops up out of sb
>300+160+140 with Echo sabre right clicks
>oh fugg :D
Also, slark is nearly always full hp while u may not.
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>>155187879
That's why you don't go solo when there's a slark or riki in the enemy team.
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>>155187841
roll
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>>155187841
what the fuck
-reroll
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>>155187923
Well duh, but Riki doesn't have around 600 burst not he can camp you without hurting himself since he will just dark pact creeps. Not saying he is op, but if he latches on your support ass you won't be able to do much or anything by yourself before he kills you, also you can force staff out of Riki ultimate while using euls just prolongs the innevetable. What I am saying that slark is one of the worst heroes to deal vs as a support.
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Damn i just had the most fun game i've ever played.

Anyway, whats your favorite dotard dotards?
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>>155188298
how to become a dotard?
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>have well over 2k games played
>literally play against 1 mmr players in ranked

ummmm dotards??
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>>155188762
well shit, forgot link

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/79120736
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>>155188762
You are getting matched against players of your skill level. I do not see a problem here.
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>trust of the benefactors sold
>pick up bam ham city and ham knight and mad max for 3 bucks total
noice
guess this game really pays for itself
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>>155181591
PSG we have been over this, you lose all the time because you are a dick and thus get paired with other dicks.

If you get a cooperative and communicative team in a pub, I can guarantee you that you will either lose with dignity or hand the other team their asses. You don't get these pubs because you are an asshole and they are not.
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It's happening again
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>>155188838
Three-digit MMR here, it is virtually impossible to get to 1 MMR without trying.
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>>155188973
>visage
Hi tsuntsun
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>niggers don't play dota
>release LC as a niggress appealing to no one
>instead of releasing LC as a seamonkey appealing to a good % of the players

okay
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>>155189047
i've been finding dotabuffs of sub 500 mmr players for match ID's
its pretty sad to see people with thousands of games played stuck in triple, heck even double digit mmr's playing like absolute newcomers
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>>155188973
>picking underpowered heroes
>can't even win with right click woman

Brought it upon yourself. Lean to specialize.
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>>155189140
>has roid delts a guy would want
>doesn't display ass

o-ok
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>>155189240
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Does quelling blade increase magic damage?
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>>155189319
no
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>>155189281
if she's trying to do a pushup her form is horrible. plank some more.
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>watch one of the attacker vids
>see the echo sabre + chakra thing
>attacker is playing against illidan
>illidan calls him out for bug abuse
>whines like a little bitch
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>>155189158
I haven't hit 300 matches yet (and haven't played ranked in a while), so I doubt I won't be able to dig myself out, but in my experience most people in bottom MMR play like 1-2ks, if my party experience is much to go by. People end up down there for a variety of different reasons, so it's complete and utter chaos.

In my case I used to have some ridiculous networking issues related to Windows 10 not supporting my hardware properly, so I had reports and accidental abandons all the time, which put me in bad behavior pool, and in low MMR it's an unholy boulliabaisse of smurfs, Peruvians, preeteens and people who are so impossible to get along with that one has to imagine they are playing from prison after shooting up a children's hospital. I've been doing my best to get my tendies points up and the difference is beyond night and day. I just got of a match with some of the chillest people ever, and before that, if someone was a cancerlord, everyone reported them back to hell anyway.

On a related note, people who say "just play carry and do everything yourself" should unironically commit suicide. This nonsense accounts for the majority of poor decisions in bad behavior pool.
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>>155189376
>/vg/ tries to /fit/

rofl
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>>155189281
>her core and upper body developed faster than her legs and ass

my eyes must be fooling me
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>>155189140
>lc is a niggress
>appealing to no one
lol
/pol/ is only funny when they try to project
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>>155189381
He hasnt studied enough
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>>155189689
i wonder if they are trying to agitate or are genuinely unaware how little most people care
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>>155189376
>he never did a planche pushup
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>>155189158
link some sub 1k accs
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>>155189481
im watching a ~300 mmr replay where

>people have bought a grand total of 1 tp in the first 15 minutes
>people are autoattacking in every lane except radiant safelane
>best dire last hitter has 22 cs in 13 min
>dire doesnt have a courier at 10 minutes
>pa is maxing blur against magnus mid
>pudge enters the lane with stick and boots as starting items, goes 2-0-2?? skill build and misses hooks on stationary targets, has lvl 2 hook at lvl 7
>death prophet rushes tranqs into oblivion staff into maelstorm into shadowblade, vs slardar of course
>magnus gets a 39 minute blink with boots bottle
>where PA gets 3 bfuries

if you honestly cant win against players like these i'd strongly recommend switching over to LoL
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>>155189752
>HOW CAN I HELP YOU KING DEDEDE
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Which offlaners should I play in pubs? I've been having some degree of success with Void but teams rarely pick heroes who synergise well with chrono and even if they do they don't engage when properly after initiation.

I think someone like Bat might be better because you can literally drag an enemy into your retarded fucking team?
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>>155189381
Illidan always was and will be one of the dumbest players who happened to play in a pro team.

Unlike many other high mmr players, his mmr is irrelevant as hell. I know him since GGC and we played some pubs together before he became completely unbearable and I deleted him.
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>>155165067
>no technical difficulties
>plenty of memes
>fotm heroes, sure, but no 5man lineup that teams have to pick to win (drow strat has been in every TI, so that doesn't count)
>2 new heroes
>underdog stories
>decent jewbook of hats
>mostly good casting choises, even Pyrion was bearable since he only got to say a single thing to the others 5
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>>155165067
>overrated garbage lost to seamonkeys and gooks out of all fucking teams on TI6
>bad

lmao fucktard
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>>155190027
>roam with LC
>use goodEchoslam
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>>155189854
i already posted this earlier, i suspect its something like 250 mmr
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/79120736

226 mmr guy http://www.dotabuff.com/players/41021826

219 mmr guy
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/280290506

you can also find more guys from these guys' recent games

whats most baffling to me is that many, many players in these games aren't completely new players anymore, many of them have hundreds and even thousands of games played

also fun observation: spanish seems to be the most spoken language in these games, lul
>>
REMINDER

dota = cute white girl
slacks = nigger
slacks' penis = BBC
you = cuck
your penis = tiny (with no levels on ulti)
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hmm
logically if i lose say 25~ mmr every time i lose and win 20 every time i win with a winrate of approximately 60%

id need to play around 60 ish matches assuming im 31 games from 5k

can i do it d2g
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>>155188973
How about you pick good carries instead
Here are some heroes to pick
>Lifestealer
>Slark
>Terrorblade
>Morphling
>Troll Warlord
>Juggernaut
>Antimage
>Medusa
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>>155189752
>>155190092
If you guys are interested in the vid, it starts around 5 min mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB7RZ5i-4vE
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>>155190342
Honestly Dusa is free wins at the moment. Fucking no one builds diffu or picks AM.
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>>155190092
No, God is the dumbest CIS player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e26VYBwuvMY
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>>155190396
>>155190342
Free win ? More like free-loss in 2k since it's 4vs5 for 30 minutes especially if your medusa goes linkens/manta first and still do nothing after all that farm
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>>155190472
>linkens/manta ever
medusa is a midgame pushing hero
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>>155190472
Medusa is good because she's pretty much unkgankable and can def highground. Morph and Antimage just punish dumb enemies who can't into lane pressure, by making them go back all the time, and if they send just 1 guy back, you kill him.
All the other heroes you just take advantage of their powerspike to slay all the retards and finish the game
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>>155159961
how much mmr ?
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>"burger"
>I'm a human
Haha, I don't get this one, buds.
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>>155159961
There's no way that doesn't bounce
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Reminder that if you do not know the following OUR GUYS, you are not /d2g/, or just a casual normie lurker, and should leave.
>Rime
>Lamperkat
>Blitz
>Cosmo
>GrandGrant
>Barnyyy
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>>155190602
>Insult russians
>"Shut up, burger american"
Why do CIS players assume everyone who hates them are NA, do they actually not know that as players, they're the cancer and laughing stock of pretty much every game
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>>155190665
>"could you speak english, please? this is the european west server after all"
>go fuk yourself, stupid burger xaxaxaxa ))))
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is this team NP a joke

what a garbage roster
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>>155190354
>echo sabre bug on Kunkka

I don't think so
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>>155156330
>80 cs average
god damn kys
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tell me why I should go shadow blade + literally anything instead of dlance>aghs>mjollnir?
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>>155190665
americans are as retarded as them, they are just choosing an opponent of the same size
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>>155191004
drow ofc
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>>155191004
>blink initiators
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>>155191004
>>155191114
Because you turn into Manta/Linken's Medusa except you transform into a ranged creep if someone gets too close (which they will, since you are Manta/Linken's Medusa).
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>>155191231
>upgrade dlance into pike
easy
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>EG
>OG
>Shitrekt
>MVP
>Newbee
>Vici
FUCK YEAH FINALLY SOME GOOD E SPORTS SENPAI.
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>>155191432
?
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>>155191469
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Someone explain why liquid didnt get invited to chinklan while EG/MVP/OG/Shipwreck did
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>>155191507

>OG and Secret given direct invites

FOR WHAT REASON?
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>>155191527
Miracle sure made the right decision.


>>155191541
>OG is a two time major winner.
Fucking retard.
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i want to start to play Dota 2 like the title suggests. I am currently a league of legends player and watches some Dota 2 videos and tutorials but still did´t understand the full game. I am from germany but can also speak english. My question now is if someone of you is interested in teaching me some main points about the game so i could at least understand what to do :D
Sincerly,
A hated League player ;_;
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>>155191507
Puppey must have very tight anus to get his team into tournaments after being a laughinstock of the community
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>>155191684
hleo redtit
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Why are so many pro players just edgy fagots listening to black rap/trap music thinking they're hot shit? Aren't they old enough to not try being so edgy?
>>
Tired of League and wanna try out Dota 2? You just took the first step for a better gaming experience!
Here a shortKappa list of things you need to know.

Avoid using League of Legends Terminology

Dota 2 is not a "MOBA" (CS:GO best "MOBA")
Dota 2 is officially an "ARTS"
"Hero" not "Champion"
"Tower" not "Turret"
"Creep" not "Minion"
"Barracks" not "Inhibitor"
"Ancient" not "Nexus" (Wc3 = Tree and Throne)
"Roshan" not "Baron" or "Nashor"
"MMR" not "Elo" (No, it's not the same. Elo = name of the ranking system named after it's creator, MMR = meaning of the shown value "Match Making Rating".)
Explanation why Dota 2 is not a "MOBA":
DotA was made on Warcraft III which is an RTS game. Since DotA is basically a modified RTS game the genre was specified based on the genre of the original game, thus making it an ARTS. This is the logical name for it with a clear description and meaning behind it.
The term ARTS was used before "MOBA" was even heard of, but wasn't used as much because DotA was the only game of this kind.
Why "MOBA" doesn't even fit as a genre name: What competitive game isn't multiplayer, online, and takes on some sort of battle? The first three words apply to nearly every single online game that pits players against each other (obviously). The fourth word, arena, doesn't even describe the DotA/LoL/HoN-genre. Using that word implies an all-hostile area that dismisses the territorial control and lane-pushing among its many facets of gameplay.

Before learning Dota 2

Your rank in LoL doesn't matter when playing Dota 2.
Don't apply your League habits to Dota 2.
Be open for everything, there is more than one way to play.
Your Dota 2 level does not matter and does not reflect your skill.

General Information

Every hero is available for everyone. (Different game modes might restrict which hero you can pick.)
You have a courier which can bring items to if you are reading this faggot ahaha LUL
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Team Liquid probably said no to invite
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>>155191585

>BigPoopy NoTIs poster comes on when Reddit copypasta Lebanon poster is on

Really gets the neurons firing.
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>>155191830
your pills Merem.
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>>155191767
They grew out of metal and were too normie to find decent contrarian taste
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can s4 carry nolans?
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>>155191936
n0lans might not be good, but he is consistently mediocre without choking, so no
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>>155191936

>small time baffler attempting to carry (boost) 5k backstabbing trashcan

Nope. That team is literally trying to scoop up honeypots and nothing else.
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Only a retarded autistic shit hole could call N0tail a bad player after winning two majors which no one has ever done before.
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>>155191936
Carried Shitrekt to 4 straight LAN wins. Should be easy without such anhors like RTZ
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>>155192042

Aren't majors a honeypot term for "regional LANs"

There are plenty of players that have won more than 2 : Fear, Dendi, Loda, etc.
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>>155192042
This
He is by no means an outstanding player, especially in the core role, but he played good enough in the team he was in. The team knew his playstyle and limits, playing according to those.
Not every team is made out of 5 top tier players.
I guess he offers a morale boost atleast
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>>155192090
Everything but the biggest pricepool TI in 3 years are honeypots. That's why EG didn't win, they're baiting the honeypot TIs out
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>>155192098

This isn't just mediocre, he doesn't do anything on teams he is on. Whatever position he is on becomes a liability instead of a strength and this has been true for years. OG's recent successes were like 95% on miracle basically solo carrying his non-existent core player notail.
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notail was better than miracle in ti

good grief top 3 worst chokes of all time from a player
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>>155192261
d2g likes to cherry pick a lot.
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>>155192215
It's not like he's feeding or anything, he's just not that flashy or outstanding. He hits creeps and doesn't die all that much - mediocre.
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>>155192215
And it worked for them. Just like every team doesn't get 5 top tier players, every team doesn't get a comp where everyone does 20% of the pulling.
There has to be something that works for them, even if it's Miracle solo carrying, that's just how the team comp worked then, putting all eggs in one basket. I'm not 6k and I doubt you are, so we don't really understand the team synergy. There's no team that has absolute garbage players that do nothing but lose games, and still get to play (besides EE). Just look at old Loda. What did he really do? Normally Bulldog was the real pos 1 while Loda was either initiating or making space.
Look at EE, sure, he loses games, but most of the times he feeds, he's out creating as much space as possible.
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>>155189938
>if you honestly cant win against players like these i'd strongly recommend switching over to LoL

I agree. If only most of my matches were actually like this.

Let me put it this way: when I last finished unranked my win rate was 46%, and my last 15 games in unranked have a 60% win rate, and even most of the losses were because some faggot my team randomed. This is how fucking horrible bottom MMR is with bad behavior. It is littered with smurfs (probably on accounts they bought) that get reported to hell for it and literal fucking retards.
>>
SERIOUSLY NO BULLDOG STREAM TODAY?
>>
>random razor
>enemy has legion
>manage to link before she blink duels
>win duel
But aside from that why's Razor so fucking shit ? How do we fix the hero
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>>155192350
n0tail is pretty much Fear. Much better on support than carry, but when put on carry he has a couple of heroes he can play that work a bit like support, where he moves around a lot, but besides that he is just extremely medicore.
People hate n0tail though because it's a meme and flashy personalities get a lot of haters
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>>155192404
>>155192404
>>155192404
Migrate when full
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>>155190752
>playing Russian game
>expecting to set up a yuropoor conversation

Next thing you would do is act like a jew among muslims who want to behead you.
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