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Previous Thread: >>155103941
>>155125210
Speaking of attacking Mercys, I feel like mekaless D.Va deals more damage than her, is it true?Buff Mercy damage desu
>>155125449
Yes she does. That's why some Dvas have such insane stats. They're just playing MEKAless D.Va with a healer up their ass
>>155125117
Jamison Fawkes!
>>155125454
For some reason this really annoys me
> hook a dva right in the middle of the team
> her ult is ready
>>155125338
can you post your abs?
i can post tits or something in return
i live for in-shape junkrat cosplays
bigdragon
>>155125614
Oh.
OH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO
Thanks anon
>>155125449
Depends on the range. In the best situation, no. But considering you're comparing a shotgun to a regular pistol, shit changes rapidly.
>>155125537
james is a great lil dude
>>155125782
I fucking love these pics
I'm a straight girl so attracted to Junkrat but I am pretty sure he's the canon homo character Blizz keeps talking about
>>155125782
There was like 4 other pictures of this shit in the other thread, why? What possible reason do people have for assuming Junkrat is both gay and also a flamer?
>>155125689
>>155125849
I don't know what this shit is
but I want more
>>155125782
YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE
>>155125881
>I'm a straight girl
No you aren't.
Mei is cancer. Mei players deserve cancer :)
how hard would it be for an overwatch player to learn competitive tf2? it looks pretty fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19LZzAD5ZeI
>>155125935
1. To piss you off.
2. Probably because he doesn't flirt with anyone or express actual attraction to anyone... but clearly cares about Roadhog a lot, and wants his attention. So they assume that because he's so into Roadhog he is into guys in general.
Do you fags have a channel to join in game?
I want to meme it up with some dumbfucks
>>155125614
>boost tracer off ledge
>she recalls
>>155125881
>I'm a straight girl
>on the internet
>on 4chan
Are you even trying
>>155126063
>been with TF2 since F2P
>considered myself decent enough
>Overwatch + god-awful disgusting comp. launch put me off it
>likely shit at the game now, have no drive to play it
once you go overbutts, you never go back
>>155126063
It has a lot less flexible meta (age and higher skill level), and is less forgiving. Counters are still in application but it's less rigid then Overwatch; ie a shotgun using character can kill a heavier then with another gun but it's not like shotguns vs roadhog or another fatass in Overwatch.
The ult system and how games are based on objectives in OW and not kills/deathmatch like in TF2 mean that rushing in to try and stop a is not worthless.
Overwatch is more 'casual' in the good ways, TF2 is a much older and not as well designed, but it has its good points.
>>155126042
> just in case you actually are
you need to learn the 4chan chick language like the rest of us if you want people to believe you
>>155126443
I'm glad to see this kind of mindset here. People talk about OW comp with such high praise and/or act like it's at actual e-sport tier and I'm coming from when I used to do TF2 tourneys.
Shit is baby mode. And TF2 wasn't even that "hardcore" of a meta either.
>>155125881
>>155125935
>>155126027
>>155126098
Actually, villains have been queer-coded for a very long time! You know how like, sometimes main villains act girlish, fruity, sneaky, have fabulous voices, etc? (I'm trying to think of an example and the only one coming up is Scar from Lion King) It has to do with homophobia, so they make the gay characters the villains. Us queer folk have been seeing ourselves in villains for a while, and Junkrat, (a comedy villain) has a SUPER fruity laugh, he drinks boba tea out of a canister, has that "on top" line with roadhog, his laugh emote is the squealing of a teenage girl, not to mention his right hand man is the bear in his Bear/Twink solidarity combo, theyre both constantly shirtless and the bear is a fucking biker leather daddy who wears an animal mask (classic gay culture) we just. We love Junkrat. Junkrat is ours. Junkrat is one of us. Blizzard, hear my prayer, let us have Junkrat.
Here's Junkrat in red flannel so he can be a lesbian as well
>>155126042
>>155126571
shit wrong one
was meant for >>155125881
>>155126571
>implying i don't adopt several different tones and text styles over the span of my shitposting
the ruse cruise, gals
>>155126612
>who wears an animal mask (classic gay culture)
Beg your pardon? I've never heard of this beyond satanic cults or furries or something.
>>155125881
I don't think so personally. Look at the Tracer butt "controversy" and how much Blizzard has gone out of the way to make the game *~DIVERSE~* and *~INCLUSIVE~*. Now look at game journos and SJWs, who throw a shitfit if they even THINK a game is implying something bad about a minority no matter how innocuous the thing they're whining about is. I love Junkrat, but the guy is a thief and an asshole and a borderline terrorist. I guarantee there will be an almighty shitstorm if he turns out to be the Token Gay Character, because there are people who will inevitably go "Oh, so Blizzard clearly hates LGBTQLMNOP because this is what they think they act like!" Chances are good they're going to go for the purest, most unassailably lovable character/s they have just in the interest of playing it safe, because they've already got a track record with this sort of thing.
That's just my read on the situation, though.
>when you have a psychotic Reinhardt on your team but it's working because your Zarya bubbles are keeping him alive
>>155126509
Too long
>>155126612
you're going to get a wall of angry (You)s but i just wanted to say this was an interesting read, thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT8EnpEQMsY
>Recall
OVERPOWERED AS SHIT JUST LIKE IN THE GAME JEFF NERF LENA NAO!
>>155126612
There's a difference between being gay and being a fucking flaming faggot anon.
I'd happily see Junkrat as the former, but not the latter.
>>155126612
Your literally putting all this gay shit on junkrat and roadhog, but you fail to realize one thing.
THEY ARE BOTH INSANE!!!
Junkrat is pants on the head bonkers and messed up from the radiation, and roadhog is almost as bad but seems to be at least capable of controlling junkrat.Both of them being crazy explains everything you pointed out.
>Us queer folk have been seeing ourselves in villains
Fucking pathetic if thats what you really think.
>>155126924
Why are you so pissed about silly fanart? It's not canon or anything.
Junkrat with a croptop/tanktop is objectively the best kind of shirt for him to wear anyway. He looks odd with sleeves.
Why does everyone hate having Hanzo on their team? At worst, he's a Widowmaker with better tools.
>>155126612
>this post
>>155127232
Everyone hates Widow too though
Being better than literal dogshit is not saying much, think about it
The fact you had to compare him to fucking Widowmaker to make him seem 'okay' says enough
>>155127095
Because as a gay dude it pisses me off since it's not how gay men actually act, it's how fat tumblr sluts imagine us for their own schlicking purposes.
Feel free to call me triggered or whatever, just my opinion man.
>>155126887
Blizz would be smart to just avoid the controversy of the LGBT shit and the sexuality of their characters until they get more of them.Then they can just slap the "gay" label on one that no one cares about and satisfy the SJW while also not pissing off a popular character fanbase.
capture tracer
brainwash tracer
enslave tracer
>>155127232
Last time I had a Hanzo on my team he was doing close range combat on his own vs three of the opponent team.
Instead of standing behind and waiting for the team to regroup.
>>155126896
Why is there a cap for competitive points? They're really going to force me to buy a shitty gold reskin? I have 4.5k points from reaching rank 73 last season, I'm sure the reward for this season would put me over 6k. Whats the reward in points this season for master/GM?
>>155126905
awww thank you anon! <3 I'm really happy you liked my ramble :)
Junkrat for all! He's a great character that I hope makes everyone smile, LGBT+ or not!
>>155127476
2000 master and 3000 grandmaster
>>155127476
Master is 2k and GM is 3k, and gotta make sure people don't save points for the next 1337 shiny release :^)
>>155126924
have you seen his laughing emote??? he does tippy toes
>>155125881
>I'm a straight girl
yeah, sure. And I'm 5000sr. totally
>>155127440
OH I AM LAUGHING
>>155127367
Honestly, I'd rather they just avoided bringing up the characters' sexuality altogether, or at least talk about it when it mattered instead of just dropping the "hey, someone is gay!" bomb and then not nutting up and saying who it is. I mean, it's a fucking colorful shooty video game. Who cares which characters like to put their mouth on whose genitals? Either talk about it organically or don't define it at all, let people ship whoever the hell they want and make up a billion sexualities for these characters.
>>155125454
It's his Reaper radar
>>155127604
>make credits useless for summer event so people can't buy what they want and to encourage spending money
>put a cap on comp points so people can't stockpile them for whatever new rewards come
Just Blizz things
>>155127361
Well you know there's a lot of people who just draw Rat normally, but still gay. I don't think there's any porn of him in stupid "flamer uniforms" or whatever. I think that's just like you said, kind of stupid ignorant shit.
Not worth getting mad over is all. I used to get mad at lots of headcanons. But just remember, it's not real. It's not in the game. Imagine Junkrat however you want but all that's true is his in-game appearance and actions.
I'm #1.Taken last season. Currently Rank 9.
>>155127798
>>155125454
>>155125568
http://animanga.wikia.com/wiki/Ahoge
Why is there so much art of the Shimadas eating noodles?
>>155127232
Because they're redditors
>>155127956
>Why is there so much Hana eating Kimchi?
>Why is there so much Winston easting ?Banana ?
>Why is there so much of Roadhog/Junkrat eating shrimp and vegimite?
>Why is there so much of widowmaker sucking baggette
etc.
com'on son...
>>155127851
>Mfw I was sitting on 4k credits when the summer event ended and Nihon never dropped
>>155127956
just china things
>>155127956
>>155127232
>Last patch
They're mad they have a waste of space hero on their team
>This patch
No real reason, probably just slow to adapt and dont realise that hanzo is pretty fucking good now
>>155126098
He flirts with Mai, she just shots him down like a Malaysian Airliner.
>playing normal
>3 man group up on my team
>all of them acting like dickish tryhards
>get an idea
>place teleporter next to cliff side
>last 30 seconds of the game
>enemy team pushing hard
>3 team mates spawn at the same time
>all use my teleport
>all run of the cliffisde
>we lose
>biggest bitch fit i've ever seen ensues from the group up
>laugh my ass of for 10 minutes straight after wards
they deserved it
>>155128148
>>155128230
>implying calling her cold is flirting
>>155127948
>it is most often used to identify foolish, bumbling or carefree characters
What did Blizzard mean by this?
Why isn't Overwatch f2p? It's almost like Blizzard don't want a flourishing competitive scene
>>155128230
Telling someone that you feel cold just by looking at them is not 'flirting' and if you think that could be considered flirting then there's no question as to why you're still a virgin.
>>155127782
I think they said that they would do that 'talk about it when the situation called for it 'organically'.So you prob's will get your wish, and thankfully they arn't outright pandering to the SJW.
>get PotG
>one of my kills is me flying through the air after using my mine and getting a flying headshot on a flying Pharah
>Pharah player types "such bullshit" when it plays
>mfw
Post predictions for tuesday's patch
>>155128184
>>155128394
Just about all my Junkrat POTGs are this kind of bullshit.
I love it. I play with some very high-ranked people. We're talking "top 50" on ranking sites on the entire platform. And my dumbass plays Junkrat and looks amazing with this stupid shit.
Love it.
>just hit 2500 again today after 2 weeks of solo queueing
>now I'm too afraid to play because it was hard to get there
help
I don't want to play with golden ranked shitters anymore
>>155127361
hey dude! op here, im a gay man myself, and i feel you on this. I'm sorry for being really in your face about flamer junkrat, you have a point that it gives fangirls shit to fetishize. I guess I just really like flamer junkrat because it pisses off homophobes. Knowing how media works, I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up falling back on a shitload of grating stereotypes for the gay character. It's annoying.
at least we can agree junkrat loves roadhog!
>>155128446
Something about Reapers teleport
>>155128446
Another Reaper teleport glitch.
>>155127859
Thanks man you actually made me feel better. Thanks for understanding.
>>155125449
D.va fires faster, but each shot does less damage. Mercy is 100 dps assuming 100% accuracy and no damage falloff, D.va is 93 dps under the same circumstances. That makes Mercy better, because it is slightly more efficient less reloading
>playing comp defense
>have a Mei that just keeps running into like 5 enemies and dying instantly
>check profile
>season high: Master
How
>>155128378
My main problem with the way they handled it, though, is that they already fucked that up. They've outed SOMEBODY, and in their haste to look inclusive and progressive they've dashed any opportunity they might have had to discuss it in any way that seems natural. There's a difference between what Blizzard is doing and, say, having Zarya (just as an example) make an offhand comment about an ex of hers and using that to show her preferences.
>>155127440
>>155126896
D.va was behind the casserole meme all along
>>155128986
That's what I wanted to know, thank you anon
>>155128394
This is why i love playing junkrat because pharah players think they're fucking queens up there until you stuff a bomb down their throats.
>>155128956
who's that little girl next to pharah?
Nepal, Illios, and Lijiang can be so frustrating when the enemy is harassing you right in front of your spawn room. I hate to use this example, but one thing Battleborn did right was place invincible turrets in front of your spawn room so the enemy couldn't get close. Think we should do this too (only on the maps mentioned)?
>>155128184
>>155127956
Don't stop posting the brothers anon
>>155128557
>throw a trap on the objective
>get killed
>come back just in time to see someone step in it
>kill them
>>155129126
Loli Mercy
>>155129057
Laughing my ass of, good post.
>people with names like ryan kevin jason etc
how did they get those name on bnet? isnt bnet suppose to be like super popular and all the single names get taken super fast?
im seeign them in my comp at bronze rank
>>155129212
Speaking of...
>>155129212
but Mercy is the dominant mature woman in the relationship with Parah. delet pls
>>155129339
You can have the same name
You just get a different number ID at the end
>>155128361
>Wanting 3rd worlders playing your game
stop
>>155128098
Underrated post.
>>155129208
>solo carrying as Tracer
>Volskaya point A
>Me team is dead
>1v3, Junkrat, Reaper, Zarya
>Kill all 3
>Start capping point
>Need some health
>Go to health pack
>There was a junkrat trap on
>Die and lose the game
Junkrat makes me the most tilted out all the character. No skill shit tier character, and whenever I look at his shit killcam its him standing in one point lobbing bombs onto the objective.
HOW DO WE SAVE OVERWATCH?
>>155128764
Don't worry about it, anon. If it's any consolation, I hope you get a well-written gay character instead of a walking stereotype. And you're right - whether it's platonic or romantic, I do think Junkrat loves Roadhog in his own wayeven if Roadhog can't stand him.
>>155129627
Sombra
>>155129378
Having Mercy be the pocket healer to the offence hero Pharah, obviously Pharah is the dominant one. How does one think the other way around?
>>155129608
If only there was some sort of shield deploying hero...some hero capable of producing some sort of barrier between the bombs and your team...
>>155129627
>sc2
dead
>diablo
dead
>hearthstone
dying
>hots
never alive to begin with
>wow
was dead, now alive for a few months until it will be dead again
O-Overwatch is going to be d-different, right guys?
>>155129282
>>155127758
Got another one for you then
>>155129378
They're both 30+ year old women, I think they can both be sound minded adults.
>>155129627
Get to the truth of how/why Overwatch got so corrupt under Jack's watch and then do a takedown of Talon as a whole so that the world would accept Overwatch again. Maybe help the Russians with the current ongoing omnic war.
>Overborn already dead
WTF blizzard? I didnt pay 40 bucks for this
>>155128764
It's OK man, I was getting pissed and saying REEEEEEE as a joke actually, it didn't bother me until some other person started justifying it as a legitimate character trait. So go ahead post flamer Junkrat all you want. And we certainly can agree on that my friend!
>>155129707
wouldnt it be so nice if roadhog loved junkrat too?? I always imagined their relationship kinda father/son-ish! Roadhog does express concern ("Stay out of trouble"), he's shown posing with junkrat for a security cam photo like good pals, even tho the pulling him away from police fire can be seen as "just doing his job", i like to think its some amount of care... maybe I'm a dreamer. They should hold hands...
>>155129627
They could probably get some PVE garbage in the game, perfect way to expand on the story and to reap that audience that no lifes coop games like Vermintide and such.
>>155130172
you done goofed fucboi
>>155130172
>>>/PaladinsGeneral/
Bought the game this week.
Just hit level 20.
I got one skin at level 9, just get my second skin. it's the same skin.
Here is your 15 shekels goyim!
Great fucking game Blizz.
>80 images in 143 posts
Gonna set a new record lads
>>155128184
>>155128519
I really hate Genji's mechanics in the game but fuck me he's adorable.
Gayposting ruined /owg/
Are you happy
>>155125454
What happens if I touch that?
> people in competitive prefer to lose with meta-heroes over winning with non-meta picks
>>155128308
I remember you bitch
>>155130227
Actually, yes! I love the idea of Roadhog being kind of the dad out of the two, it's cute and it gives him a little depth beyond just being an amoral killer.
>>155130441
>tfw she'll never suck me dry
>Mei in every game
WAKE ME UP
>>155129201
sure thing anon. Shimadas are the bestnon-lewdrelationship in overwatch after all
what if they give d.va a buff that makes firing her guns not slow her down while she's airborne
>>155130183
That art is so cute! Where did you find it? <3
>>155130409
>ruined
You mean made better
>>155130798
>>155130590
What the fuck is this Tumblr-tier garbage. Holy fucking God get the fuck off this site you absolute autists.
>>155130695
>non lewd
Y-yes of course...
>>155128764
Posting the real otp
>>155130296
>tfw level 500+
>still dont have any of the legendary pharah skins
Just got "The Iris Embraces You", thanks Zarya, Hanzo, and Reaper.
>>155130925
itll be okay anon, you can enjoy being straight with ur signifigant other instead of being mad on the internet.
>>155130441
>>155130661
>tfw no qt smug vampire to serve
>>155130925
Anon, are you okay? You seem kind of grumpy. Did you get enough sleep last night?
>enemy team only wins because one of theirs swapped ot 76 and had Tactical Visor instantly the moment he left spawn
how the fuck
also,
>draw doesn't increse or decrease your skill rating
what a fucking waste of time
>/owg/ is nothing but autists and faggots posting Tumblr-tier art and circlejerking about shipping
>hardly anyone actually discussing gameplay, balance and tactics
And people wonder why everyone hates the Overwatch fanbase. What a cancerous bunch of Tumblr betas.
>>155128446
nothing
>>155130947
>You'll never be able to squeeze Reinhardts succulent tits as he gives you a piggy back ride
why live
just so you know, if you keep being matched with the same players, it's because they have preferred you, maybe you're good or something :~)
>>155131117
>complaining about skill ratings not changing on draws
You could have stopped it.
>>155131045
I don't give a shit about straight and gay
I give a shit about you talking like a fucking autistic 13 year old OMG SO CUTE <33 seriously fucking kill yourself, you don't belong on this site this isn't fucking Tumblreddit.
>o a 6 win streak
>getting considerably more nervous about force 50 knocking my ass down
>>155131117
Well, which do you prefer, coin flip or draw?
>>155131178
nah dude owg is just a place where different people come to enjoy the game in different ways! for example, you enjoy the game by complaining on an anonymous forum about people having fun
>>155129608
>place trap on healthpack because you just know this shitlord tracer will dash for it
>she actually does the completely madman
Yeah sure i'm the shitter :')
Alternatively
>mei iceblocks
>whoa look at me i'm so fucking invulnerable
>throw trap right next to her
>she gets trapped and murdered to death the moment she gets out of the block
That's how you deal with that cancerous gook
>>155130931
I'm glad that we agree ^_^
Why is this general so fucking gay
>>155131363
not that anon but coin flip tbqh. I liked having the chance to crush nerds, and not just sit on my hands and take a draw
>Havent been on /owg/ in days
>gayposting everywhere
Good. The seeds I have sown have come to fruition.
>>155130798
On 4chan, famiglia
>>155129773
Mercy is older and a healslut.
Pharah is a qt innocent dork.
She never had a chance against such charms.
>>155131478
You had 3-4 chances already though.
>>155131178
But anon, people discuss gameplay and balance changes here all the time. It's not our fault that you're concentrating on things that annoy you instead
>>155131178
What else should we discuss, the thrilling skill based gameplay?
>>155131268
>tfw pay zero attention to other people's names
They could match me up with the same 11 other people for a day and I might not even notice. Feels okay.
Where can I find some sweet OW xxx??
>>155131401
But anon, how can you not love brothers lewding it up. Honestly who knows you best than your sibling? It's only fair they should get the first experiences from you!
>>155131470
>idolshitter
ohboyherewego.jpg
Bump>>155131470
>Comes to 4chan
>"Why is this gay?"
>>155130695
>non-lewd
Anon pls. You know Hanzo had filthy incestuous thoughts about Genji and killed him out of jealousy when he learned how many people Genji had fucked.
I desire more Junker comics
D.Va nerfs when?
>highest mobility out of all the tanks
>second highest ehp
>tied for second highest damage
>effortless aoe clearing ult
>two lives
>is allowed to ult when mech is already breaking down
>defense matrix literally the most broken move in the whole game
So when does this korean slut get nerfed into the dumpster where she belongs?
>>155131372
>"enjoying the game" by posting cringey artwork and talking like a faggot
I guarantee you don't own this game. You just jumped on the bandwagon so you could circlejerk about the characters. Fanbases like this are what kill games. Congrats on being a tumor.
Is SoloQ all its cracked up to be?
I'm tired of the retards and memers in QP and I'm about to do my placement matches.
Is it worth Soloqueueing or should I find a group to do them with?
For the record my top 3 are McCree, Zarya, and Roadhog
>>155131607
>not aiming for a headshot on a stationary target
shit webm tbqh
>>155125117
WHERE ARE MY HALLOWEEN SKINS, BLIZZARD?
>>155131495
Faggots should be gassed 2bh
>>155131687
>gets shit on by half the cast
>n-nerf p-pls
Both Zarya and Mei can cuck her out of Matrix and her ult. Git fucking gud
>>155131749
>>155131607
Pretty much my opinion. Skill ceiling is so low there's nothing to talk most of the time. Nothing really impressive about coordinating with your friends when to press Q.
Guys i want to marry her and have children with her
>>155131834
>half the cast
>names two people
kys
>>155131508
>ex-military private security contractor
>innocent
Ya, no.
>>155131806
In lootcrates
>>155131806
>mid-september
>halloween skins
Check back in a month from now when spooky boxes come out.
>>155131825
Sorry anon I'm not into farts
>>155131495
Your endless efforts were much appreciated.
>>155131745
I can't comp for shit because I don't want to fail my team with my rocks and sticks laptop so I've been soloqueueing in american servers ever since the beginning without close pals either because they're all broke and I can say my experience was just fine. Shitty at some times but nothing to complain about.
>>155130695
>non-lewd
yes absolutely anon
>>155131689
do you think junkrat and roadhog have ever spooned cuddling while together in the desert for protection against the dropbears
>>155131659
Do you have any pics of that? I only have one image, the one withHanzo finger-fucking Genjithat I've posted in every thread and am getting sick of.
>>155131685
I just want to go on cool adventures with them, man. I'll be the cook.
>>155131894
>anyone who can aim at her massive critbox
>tracer who can kite for days
>reaper
>anyone who keeps her at range
She's literally only good for harassing snipers, and even then a good Widow can chew through her critbox, Hanzo can skillshot her feet, and Ana can just sleep dart her and fuck off.
If you're having trouble with D.Va just uninstall.
>>155131927
FUCK you.
>>155131945
I want my spooky boxes delivered on October 1st so everyone can play their costumes on Halloween.
The tumblr fanbase made me quit Overwatch
>>155126443
i heard in TF2 they only play 4 classes in comp
is this true ?
they also say "its all about the ubers"
>>155132049
>Join Overwatch today!!
I don't know anon. Talon has a sweet deal by the looks of it.
>>155131401
I'm not even into furs but jesus lord that image got me instant diamonds
>>155125474
tracer didn't have her chronal thing until she was 25 you moron
>>155131685
Why are you niggers posting the same tumblrshit images over and over again?
>>155131894
Ok anon
>Matrix doesn't block hook
>Winston is more mobile
>Lol reaper
>Discord orb
>Reinhardt crushes her and kills her small form before she can even hit the ground
>Tracer can just outstrafe her indefinitely
>Hanzo waits out her defense matrix and shoots the ground for critical damage
>want to get golden weapons
>simply pick shit and play like shit
>hope the game ends fast
>lost like 1k points cause dont give a fck
>find out you dont get points if you lose
oh well
>>155132327
same reason waifu and shipperfags are posting theirs over and over again
>>155131843
>comedian blaming the audience
wew
>>155132246
>shown wearing it when OW was still a thing which was 5+ years ago
>we know she ages normally and is currently 26
Dum dum
>>155132327
>on 4chan
>doesn't repost
How new? Everyday is repost day.
>>155132375
>>155132195
>autists defending how the weeb characters in Overwatch are the most broken
Not even surprised, typical /owg/
>>155131843
>complain about lack of skill
>post webm of player doing stupid shit because they can't aim for a stationary headshot
>hurr you missed the joke
>m-muh geometry
There is no joke.
>>155131680
>>155131659
I don't know about this senpai-tachi. I won't deny that it's hot. But I just want Hanzo to be a good brother without taking advantage of his younger less experienced sibling
>>155132546
>>155132384
I'm just saying at least repost good images
Post the best Winston webm that you have!
>>155131659
>>155131401
Are these full images? Please tell me there are more
this game is easy
>>155132564
>>155132671
>>155132160
>I just want to go on cool adventures with them, man.
This desu. I would drop everything in a heartbeat if it meant getting to run with my boys. Wouldn't mind just knocking back a couple of beers with them, even - they've probably got some amazing stories to tell.
>>155128358
I dunno about that. Lots of protags in anime have that hair thing, too. Maybe they though it'd make him look like the mc or something
>>155131806
It's not halloween season yet you imbecile
>overtime
>Eichenwalde
>defendinf
>hog hooks me onto the objective
>kills me
>gets killed by my bombs that I drop
>the only other person on the objective gets killed too
>we win
Are there any Junkrat shitposting aussie edits?
>>155131806
>more skins with barely any effort put into them
Woo
>>155131294
I mean we could've but that was that match that we were pressing overtiem and nearly got it but suddenly soldier with ult sooo
>>155131363
Draw by a mile holy fuck but like, can't both team gets a tiny SR gain? We were clearly eqully matched and skilled enough to holy each other off. I'm not asking for a huge gain (not that SR gains are that high) but like, a smidge. A trickle, like 3 ratings. At least soemthing that makes it feel like less of a huge fucking waste of time.
>>155132802
when is halloween season? if they announce halloween costumes now would be a good time, assuming it's going to start on October 1st
Because grinding halloween outfits AFTER halloween is kind of lame
>>155132802
Almost every store in America disagrees.
>>155132221
>wants dead traitorous monster bitches that smell like the literal rotting corpses they are instead of healthy, ripe soldiers to breed and die proudly alongside with
Whatever floats your boat anon.
at bronze rank what is the easiest click and win hero?
people make fun of bronze rank but they play like top 500 too, they know how to counter, how to fire / when to use spells etc i think thye just got bad teammates and drop to that rank
>>155132069
Yes
>>155133024
>people make fun of bronze rank but they play like top 500 too
gold rank here
I teamed up with a 1200 dude earlier today, went tracer and we won all 5 games in a row
niggas don't know how to deal with her
>"DIE DIE DI-"
it sad im always carrying my dps as rein in plat
like so many brain dead dps maybe i should stop being a tank/healer main and switch to dps
>>155132979
>americans
>being smart
W E W
E
W
>>155132776
>they will never crash at your house while running from the cops
>they will never wreck your shit but leave you with a lifetime of memories
>>155132971
Could start around two weeks before Halloween like their WoW event.
>>155132979
Of course, these are stores that will put up Christmas decorations the instant the calendar hits November. Some of them even before that.
>>155130409
no
i'll never get feetposting now.
>>155133132
You already posted this
>played 6 games of comp today
>despite only being three maps in the game, have played KOTH 4 times
>lost them all
>>155133132
That healer has brain damage
So who did Tracer fly for before Overwatch recruited her for the time fighter thingy that fucked her up? The logical guess would be the RAF, but unlike every single other character with a military background, there is no mention of nation or branch in her backstory.
>>155133149
Americans made the game you're playing and the website you're posting on.
>>155133218
I got nepal and anubis all day, too
I rarely get eichenwalde and I love that map
hi guys i really like the junkers
>>155128198
Hanzo was never bad, people just can't aim for shit
>>155133367
me too family
>>155131680
Hanzo is an idiot - he should have killed the yakuza bosses instead and ruled the Shimadamada clan with Genji as his second in commandand a stress relief buddy
>>155133218
>less then 5 maps in overwatch
>somehow play volskaya 4 matches in a row
If I could just play Gibraltar and Eichenwalde all day, I'd do it
>play a game
>someone adds me
>oh they must have enjoyed playing with me
>kill yourself faggot
why are you guys so mean?
I always fuck up at pushing people off edges with lucios right click
Is there a tutorial or something? Does the angle/distance matter?
Any overwatch streamers you watch?
I'm new to this game.
Played a bit in open beta.
Where can I find you guys to play?
No discord plz.
>>155133527
Stop playing Mei
>>155133330
Ok?
>>155133207
I didn't post it the first time. I just like webms of Reaper getting killed during his ult.
>>155133476
The thing with being top warlord is that killing off the lesser warlords will piss off their underlings and cause chaos and disorder as they react to your killings and try to fill the power vacuum.
>>155133586
I wasn't :(
>>155133527
did you play torbjörn/symmetra on attack
>>155133218
No idea. She talks about training her whole life but she was probably a teenager when that accident happened. Dunno that we'll ever get some concrete timeline for some of the heroes that would clear things up.
If I have to play on Route66 one more god damn time i'm shooting myself, Hanamura too. Better maps fucking when?
Which are stronger: brotherly bonds or camaraderie bonds?
>>155133476
This could have been a really. Nice Widow/tracer drawing
>>155133754
well who DID you play then
>>155133139
>lvl 20
>bragging
lmao kid ok kid hahaha
>>155133748
camaraderie
just because you're family doesn't mean you can't each each others' guts.
Can we just rework Mercy entirely and just remove that stupid fucking ult. It's literally just there to be irritating as all fuck. Your dipshit flanker didn't find the retard Mercy hiding in a corner like the cancer she is? Oh golly good luck in that teamfight. Not to mention she's a boring fucking character on top of that.
>>155133562
Their walking momentum factors in, and airborne targets DO fly so good
Guess I'm making an account and heading to /r/overwatch until this general is less Tumblr and gay. Even Leddit is better than this garbage.
this season is really making me feel miserable
>someone always instapicks mcree in the first second, every fucking time, followed by genjis and more dp's and procceed to kill somone every 3 minutes.
>I'm always filling as a solo healer or solo tank
>people starts shittalking the second something goes wrong
>trapped in with br monkeys as I live in a shithole 3rd world country
help
>>155133820
Pharah
>>155133527
>On Illios in competitive
>Join voice channel
>level 39 Tracer/Bastion main complaining at everyone else
>the pussies on our team go Torb and switch off healer
>meanwhile enemy team has Rein/Zarya/Reaper/Mcree/Lucio/Junkrat
solo queue takes a lot of patience. you have to be calm and collected or you'll just be tilted all day every day. unless you're above 3200. at that level pretty much everyone knows their role
>>155133257
Maybe Blizzard will mention it one day. Hoping for another short/comic.
>>155133972
maybe it was someone from the opponent team who got bullied too much
or you didn't hit your targets with a fucking pharrah, in which case you should just drop the controller
Is it me, or do most shitters play offense and use skins that are mostly white?
>>155133886
But blood is thicker than water. If you're not your bonds can break over something as retarded as a promotion. But family is forever whether you like it or not, so might as well make peace with that
>>155133931
>going to the place where one of the top posts was how its okay to play with 12 year old kids
Enjoy your ballpit, redditbab
>>155130480
And they think the meta is consistent throughout.People on console can't aim for shit, but they're so goddamn adamant to have McCree in the lineup just because he's in the meta on PC
>>155133476
Pls post allbrother loveyou have
>>155134081
>blood is thicker than water
Well okay maybe I misunderstood your premise. I took camaraderie to mean you actually fucking cared about your teammates and grew bonds with them.
Growing up with somebody doesn't automatically bond you to them. Facing trials together does. Any brothers on good terms probably formed a camaraderie bond with each other along the way.
>>155134097
>knowing this
>>>/rebbit/
>>155134042
>have an easy way to explain her age
>"nah, she ages just fine"
>>155134081
Family is for forever? Maybe genetically, but you don't have to acknowledge it, and Hanzo and Genji are a shit example
>>155134081
Anon...
(The quote comes from: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.” This actually means that blood shed in battle bonds soldiers more strongly than simple genetics. Although we commonly use it to suggest the strength of family ties, it doesn't refer to family at all.)
>>155134081
That saying means the opposite of what you assume.
The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
QUICK
Which OW girl should I fap to?
>>155133257
My theory is that Overwatch had some sort of program for elevating exceptional young people into their fields of study by giving them resources/scholarships/private training or education. After the Omnic Crisis ended the world needed to rebuild, and Overwatch probably oversaw lot more than just military peacekeeping and R&D. Mercy may have een a product of that before she formally joined OW, Tracer as well. We see Winston in a lore picture with a diploma, so he may have been involved with something like that as well after coming to Earth. That's probably where he got the resources to build Tracer's chronal accelerator.
>>155134349
Ana
I main Junkrat and I am unashamed.
>>155134349
>inb4 a bunch of gay answers because this subreddit is swarmed with faggots
Go with Mercy
>>155131891
Why is she fat in this cartoon? Chris Metzon literally said she is a size 6 when they asked for her dimensions at Blizzcon!
>>155134081
>>155133748
>>155133476
>>155132052
>>155132049
>>155131659
>>155131586
>>155131495
>>155131401
>>155130947
>>155130879
>>155130695
>>155130458
>>155130206
>>155125782
Why don't you just move to >>>/y/ ?
I remember when this general was less about sexuality and more about the game
In short: less cancerous
>>155134448
I also main Trash Bandicoot.
>play solo ranked
>the only constant is you
>>155129979
Liar
>>155134530
this meme needs to fucking die
if I'm expected to clear all 6 fuckers myself I woulnd't be a platshitter
>>155133723
Be sure to buy the map pack for 20 shekels goyim!
>>155133235
If Mercy is pocketing Widow, then either the rest of their team is bad or Widow is really good
>>155134349
Can't go wrong with a little Tracer
>>155134478
>I remember when this general was less about sexuality and more about the game
So never?
Are we just going to ignore all the pharmercy posting, blueberries, HANA SONG! and mei thicc posting?
>>155133367
>tfw have twice as many hours in junkrat as my 2nd most played class
>traps everywhere
>hitting bombs on genjis and tracer for days
>popping pharahs out of the sky with ease
>"fuck junkrat all he does is spam what a dumb character"
He's a tragic hero.
>>155134530
It's a team game. Your team dynamic isn't going to be consistent at all.
Sure you're the only constant to yourself, but the environment you have to play in is drastically different every time.
>Have bad game
>Only 4 kills
>Gold medal in eliminations
H-how?
>>155133982
coo thanks for the encouragement
>>155134054
I don't remember exactly what happened in the game, but I usually do pretty well with Pharah
>Mercy's piece of cake line is going to get fixed
Not sure how they didn't catch that before it was added
>>155134478
Maybe I want to talk a little bit more about how junkrat feels safe in the warm embrace of Roadhogs arms and a little less about how I want Roadhogs belly spilling over my back as he fucks my ass raw
>>155134382
>no Hanzo, Bastion, Winston and Torb
>>155134382
You could be right, the other people with military backrounds are too old (76, Reaper, Rhinehard), too young (Dva) or had a Mother to Interdict (Pharah).
>>155134720
Remember when the general was nothing but SFM porn?
>>155134790
>Maybe I want to talk a little bit more about how junkrat feels safe in the warm embrace of Roadhogs arms
nice blogging/fanfiction
definitely the wrong place for that kind of posting
>>155134781
Wait, what was wrong with it?
>>155134781
sounds like mercy turned into a man half way through
pretty funny
>>155134653
I don't understand why Mercy players are given such benefit of the doubt. Most are whiny morons.
>healing a full health widow while people die
>her judgement is flawless and based on educated reasoning in team composition
k
>>155134071
I think they mostly stick to tanks and support so they can panic and blame their teammates whenever something doesn't go their way.
>>155134473
They aren't the evil boogyman behind every ill on 4chan, but this one I think can safely be blamed on Tumblr.
>>155134857
Her balls drop at the end
>>155134790
I like to think that Roadhog wears a mask that covers his whole face because he's this jolly looking and utterly unintimidating guy underneath.
>>155134724
I consider myself a freedom fighter! A... misunderstood one.
>>155134478
>giving dumb faggots attention
they probably dont even play this game
>>155134720
>pharmercy posting, blueberries, HANA SONG! and mei thicc posting?
Scroll up and see for yourself, faggotposting went too fucking far, faggot
>>155131495
Kek!
>>155134790
I guarantee you don't own this game.
>>155135007
Complain when it lasts for 4 months
>2:2 KOTH
>5TH MATCH CLOSE GAME
>LOSE
>GOT NO POINTS NO NOTHING
and people wonder why i start to throw when we lost in the early game. i dont want to waste time playing a losing game and get no points for my gold weapons
which heroes are meta rn?
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH ANIME IN THIS THREAD
WHERE DID ALL THE WEEBS COME FROM?
>playing console
>get matched up against two grandmasters that are both using mouse/keyboard
>both in the top 25 in the world
I can't wait for the assrage when fagposters start getting banned and contained to /y/ where they belong.
Zarya nerfs when?
>>155134724
>love playing as Junkrat but don't want to get too comfortable in one role
>pick Reinhardt on King's Row attack
>other team absolutely shits on us
>60 seconds remaining
>fuck it, switch to Junkrat
>airbag clear over the wall and destroy everything, team follows and we capture the point no problem
>we win with a virtually uninterrupted push
>potg is me sneaking around the enemy team and singlehandedly killing two thirds of them
W-why does this keep happening
>multiple meis in QP
how do i carry through this?
inb4 >quickplay
i know
>>155126509
>>155126678
>>155127123
>>155127298
>>155127463
>>155127724
E T C
thank u for this anon
>>155134989
People draw him so dead inside and serious and he laughs so much in canon!! I would love to see more maskless smiling roadhog
>>155134318
Actually, no. That's just one of several interpretations
>want to play some quick play warm up games
>very first game I get put into a match 2 seconds away from being lost
I take it, I shouldn't be playing today.
>Getting my shit stomped in by Pharah
>Can't switch to counter her because teammates are already playing those heroes
>They all completely ignore the Pharah for the entire match
GODDAMMIT!
which hero's idea was it to put in a small ass basketball court in the drop ship?
>>155135128
I do actually! I just play it for fun. Which I understand you're all allergic to.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=58451692
>>155134790
>>155135528
>unmasked roadhog
You stop that
>>155135676
thats what u get for playing comp, fucboi.
>get two legendary skins in a row
>both for heroes I've never even played.
>>155135528
it sure is a thing to take the chaotic evil characters and make them happy and personable, huh?
The guy's a monster. His canonical bio itself says he's a ruthless killer.
People draw him dead inside and serious because he IS dead inside and serious. The whole time you play him, he's cackling while he drags his helpless play to their messy, violent demise.
>>155126612
>Actually, villains have been queer-coded
Stopped reading right there. I'll go ahead assume the rest of your post is tumblr blog tier blithering fucking nonsense. Christ, being gay is bad enough without being lumped in with you.
>>155135765
[puts mask back on... :( ]
>>155135703
>purple widowmaker
Every time
Which Junkrat skin should I buy?
>>155135697
I'm allergic to Tumblr faggot shitting up a good game and a site they don't belong on.
>>155135978
>>>/tumblr/
>>155134332
>>155134318
Yes, yes, very good, you know your history. In modern english it is used literally however - as in 'blood bonds are stronger than anything else'.
>>155126612
I've never wanted to actually murder someone until I read this post.
I got my plat boys
>>155127080
I don't think crazy is the right word for Roadhog. He's like Joel from Last of Us only a lot more sadistic. He just wants to get paid and other people are just things that can be used or are in the way.
>>155136390
Welcome to hell
>>155136232
Jailbird
>>155136232
The fool
>>155136390
Down from diamond?
>>155126912
I believe that, yes, Tracer would win.
However they seriously undervalued Scout's abilities.
>>155125994
https://twitter.com/hoooreng/media
Reverse image searched just for you
>>155136046
she is purple though?
WHICH TRACER VOICE LINE SHOULD I GET?!??!?!?!?!?
>>155134215
I don't have that many desu. For some reason people prefer Hanzo/McCree to the superior Shimadamada
Greetings from elo hell
>>155136232
Toasted and Jailbird are his only good ones.
>>155136643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoyMXfpGP0s
>>155136643
Eat my dust.
>>155136617
Nope, she's blue.
>>155136643
>Cheers love the calvarys here
Spam that shit
I don't understand how to get more elims on average unless I am off the objective
But then I'll be one of those faggots who have good stats but always lose
Which is worse
>>155136656
There's nothing weird about not liking incest
>>155136232
Any purple tier one.
The scarecrow is for fags and the jester one is for bigger fags.
>>155135245
Blizzard are the biggest weebs. They hired SF comic artists for Overwatch. Why do you think the game actually has colorful characters?
Should I do it?
played only McCree, Zen and Zarya for the past week
Can I finally play something else or are people still complete retard?
>>155136979
yes
>>155128394
>Enemy team almost delivered the payload, pushing behind a Rein
>Lay trap, Rein walks into it
>Mine jump over and behind their team
>FIRE IN THE WHOLE
>PotG
>mfw
>>155136979
Yes you dumbass
>>155136656
I don't mind anonAnything Hanzo is good
>>155136883
>>155136976
>>155136804
im colourblind, maybe the artist is too
>>155137014
Take a wild guess
>>155129608
>Tracer complaining about "unskilled" characters
>>155137014
Diamond is still garbage
t. 3.2k Lucio main that just want to wallride and chill, but has to spam zarya since people can't do damage
>>155137125
the game start to get boring by playing only 3 heroes
>>155136617
Wrong
>>155137019
>>155137059
I did it
>>155136713
welcome to super elo hell
there's no worse feeling than when you're hyped as fuck for the match, run toward the first choke point, and get picked right off the bat from a lucky hanzo shot
Come on, I don't even play these two...
How2GitGud?
>>155136976
See you in 3 days, friend!
>>155137386
Why does winston have such a fat tum-tum?
>>155136713
No anon, you are the bad player.
>>155137075
>>155136895
I don't disagree, but it's still hot when it's about fictional characters that can't even have kids
>>155126912
Don't even have to click on the link, I already know its the deatbattle
I knew the recall would win it for her in the end
>>155137549
Nutrition Facts
Peanut butter, smooth style
Amount Per 2 tbsp (32 g)
Calories 188
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 16 g 24%
>>155125117
CowboyKing is the biggest faggot in the game. I played with him once many months ago and just did again a few minutes ago, and he's at exactly the same level of angry conceit.
If you're seeing this, CowboyKing, you should play League.
>>155137549
Because he's cute
>>155136895
>implying there's literally anything wrong with pleasuring your sibling if you don't reproduce
>>155137549
I think it has to do with the scale of the game. All the big heroes are a bit wonky, compared to their "lore size". Winston should be bigger, Rein should be bigger, Dva's meka should be bigger... But instead they are all fat and stubby.
I despise hanzo so fucking much. can they just remove or rework him?
So that Junkrat cosplayer who was allegedly swimming in pussy never actually got around to posting his "gun", right?
>>155137804
No. There are other characters who need that treatment way more than him
>>155137781
I just said it's understandable not to like it
I love playing Zenyatta and looking after Genji
>>155137804
>remove Hanzo
No, open wide for these logs.
As Zen, should I focus healing one dude and help that particular guy dominate?
fuck i keep switching between these because i can't decide which i like better
>>155130480
And then people get pissy if you won't swap for another hero in that class because "He's better than X", even though you've said you're no good with that particular hero but are willing to play other classes if they swap.
These people must be genuinely stupid.
>>155137086
>not "a bit closer to Valhall"
end yourself
>>155134857
Piece of GAKE
>>155138047
i got a pic of a cute cosplayer at PAX west.
would have banged him for sure. he showed up in all the overwatch cosplayer sets but no link to his facebook or anything if he has one. too bad i cant stalk him
>>155138304
Focus on the character in most danger. When you have a bit of peace then you can worry about healing the whole team. Nothing is worse than having a harmony orb on you and entering a fight to have it ripped away and put on somebody who's not even being attacked.
>>155138476
>not 6'5"
>not an amputee
>didn't light his hair on fire
Absolute garbage.
>>155138305
Jailbird/Bleached > Every other skin but Jester > Human feces > Jester
>>155138476
someone post the chick from the last thread
>>155138476
What a qt. Would bang for sure.
>>155138701
i don't have the chick but i have this cutie
>>155138305
thanks for sharing bruh
>>155138876
sorry for posting game discussion instead of retarded futa sfm or something
>>155137804
make scatter arrow work more like an aoe rather than a shotgun
Homos, waifufaggots and tumblrinas, fuck off from here
do torb armor packs ever expire? what's to stop someone from making an even gayer stall team with it?
Mei feels so incredibly overpowered its insane (but fun and cute to play)
Still waiting for a patch to change or deactivate this fucking announcer.
I realized recently that I'm really bad at playing defensively
Like when I'm attacking I'll play aggressively and try and get picks and push in with the group
When I'm on defense I always end up overextending or stand in the wrong position and get picked
What do?
Why is genji so annoying? His voice fucking triggers me
>>155139082
nope, and symmetra's shields stay on you until either you die or symmetra swaps characters
they're both incredibly badly designed abilities
>>155139303
How can you hate such a cute?
>>155139285
I'm opposite. I need to work on playing offensively. When I am on payload I just fucking sit there on the cart and don't get off it much.
what does it matter is Hana was a sc2 pro when no one actually plays the game. I can be top 10 player of game that has 9 players.
>>155139303MADA MADA
>muh 10 million players
>quick play matchmaker takes well over 30 seconds to find a match
>levels are all over the fucking place anyway
>get matches with the same people very often too
>"but blizzard has proofs!"
>mfw all those gullible retards
I bet those are the same faggots who think reverting projectile hitbox changes was a good thing
>>155130669
It takes a Mei to beat a Mei
>>155139710
nobody claims overwatch has 10million players right now, they had 10mil individuals DURING BETA LAUNCH.
>>155139710
>quick play matchmaker takes well over 30 seconds to find a match
And yet I find a ranked game in about 3.5 seconds at Diamond tier.
>>155139710
>Levels are all over the place
And levels mean nothing
>Get matches with the same people very often too
Its almost like matchmaking is working and placing you with people just as shit as you are
>>155138962
No
>>155139879
>>155139928
Here we go
how to fix symmetra
>buff teleporter hp by 50
>give friendlies a lucio type shield (20% of it) as they come out
this way you can drop it in the middle of a fight or in an aggressive spot and actually do shit
>this general lately
>>155139303
I think his accent is adorable. Not in the weeb way, he genuinely sounds really cute in some of his lines.
>reminded of the casserole copy pasta forced meme
>see an artist on pixiv draws this picture
I'm literally crying tears.
>there's dinner with a fork in it on the arm chair
>it's fucking tacos
holy shit
>attack on Hanamura
>they have a Mercy, so we agree to kill her first on the second point so she can't Ressurect the rest of her team that die before her
>we get into a huge firefight and manage to kill her first
>kill the rest of the team 5-10 seconds later and start capping the point
>5-8 seconds later we hear HELDEN STERBE-
>we kill her immediately
>nope doesn't matter, all 5 others in her team are revived and we die because we have no ults
Literally who thought this was ok? Why is this allowed?
>>155140143
Genji is kawaii! KAWAII!
>>155140062Please source on that... sfm or wherever it is taken from
>get 4 gold medals playing as Zen
>we lose the game because my team doesn't know how to counter pick
>>155133831
You do know that everytime you pass level 100, your level goes back to 1 (and you get a star) right?
Holy hell how new can you be?
>>155140172
>krabat still doing McReyes
Jesus christ muh
>>155140372
the desperation in playing support
>change to other
>"omg don't we need a healer"
>"no you idiot we need someone who can fucking aim"
>>155138954
"I want /owg/ to tell me what to like" is not game discussion, but you are welcome to post it nonetheless, friendorino. No need to get angry
>>155140241I want Genji to ride my face until my jaw is aching and my whole face is covered in his warm salty cyborg fluids
>Decide to play some SOLO QUEUE QUICKPLAY because solo ranked is picrel
>first game has 6 widows on anubis defense
>pick rein and win
>next game has three genjis on my team on illios
>realize i'm playing soloqueue on br servers during the weekend
>back to not playing this game for at least a week
reinstalling tf2 too
>>155139475
How do I know that those are really reyes and morrison? I can't jerk off to some random hispanic and white guys, i'm not a faggot
>>155140250http://holy-bara.tumblr.com/post/145129728026/ill-admit-that-i-have-zero-interest-in-playing
>>155140236
don't kill her first, kill her like 3rd or 4th
that way she's either forced to use her ult suboptimally and revive about half as many people as she could even if she gets killed and comes back since her teammates will have respawned before her
>>155140726
>it's porn
This went better than I expected
>>155140540
>warm salty cyborg fluids
probably a standard mixture of thionyl chloride and lithium tetrachloroaluminate found in any lithium battery. You can emulate your Genji-riding experience right now.
>>155136713
I started out at 2400, crashed down to 1900 and now I'm in 2600. It's all entierly on you. I'm not saying that your teammates aren't shit, but it's all about you being able to make the team work.
Some tips:
>Don't play too long at a time.
>Quit for the rest of the day after two losses in a row.
>Use voice chat
>Pick what the team needs and learn how to switch
>Stop dying. Play self-sustaining heroes when your team is full of shitters.
>>155140726
No matter how hard I try I can't fap to those horrendous sfm clips. The uncanny valley faces and unnatural lighting are an instant turn off
>>155140726
>someone actually makes non-hetero sfm
who else
please tell me if you know
Why is Hanzo used so much in SFM PORN, straight AND gay? Didn't know Hanzo had a part-time job as a porn star.
>>155141176
Step Into the Dojo
>>155141176
Like where? I've only seen Widow and Tracer so far, couple 76's and Reapers but never anyone else
>>155141001
>use voice chat
hell no I ain't talking to people
>>155141172
Well theres the one with Hanzo being DP'd by 76 and Reaper.
The one with McCree eating Hanzo out
The one with Reinhardt riding Winston's dick
Or the ones with Roadhog fucking Junkrat
>>155141172
sfmanski and volt-krueger are the only ones I know.
>>155141509
I can't post here but if you look for sfm porn. He is used a lot with Mercy and Symmetra and D.va.
>>155141001
>>Use voice chat
This one takes a lot of manipulation skill. Don't get on mic to bitch at your team for having bad picks, get on to trick them into switching. Ask the 4 squishy DPS faggots who are doing nothing if they're any good at a (relevant) tank/healer, but don't tell them to change. You'll usually at least get one person to switch, and when they do, be sure to thank and support them.
>>155141576do you know links for Hanzo
>login for a nice chill game of Shitwatch.
>see this in general chat.
Paywall would keep the autists out they said.
>>155141737
>>155141172
This guy also makes somehttp://volt-krueger.tumblr.com/tagged/Overwatch
it is truly astounding how many games you can carry just by playing reinhardt, spamming "group up" and "attack the objective" when applicable, and being half-awake
really informs as to the typical (read: abysmally bad) level of gameplay that the average tank pulls off.
>>155141176
Well he's pretty hot
Why is Hanzo so shocked? What are they playing?
>>155141978
he's shocked that they're playing overwatch on a console
>>155141176
Because he runs around like one, showing breast and stuff.
>Take round 1 with no problem
>Hold them off well
>Lose a teammate
>They make full use of it and really start to push in
>Another lever
>Their Lucio starts spamming ez
It's not fair ;_; I was on a huge lose streak too.
>>155141940
Not in sfm, he looks like an old man.
>pick Ana
>teammate picks Torbjorn
Might as well throw this fucking sleep dart in the trash.
>>155141576where is the one with Hanzo getting eaten out
>>155142245
or switch to Zen like a decent player.
I like maps where we all use the same character.
6 Mei's!
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
CUTE
CUTE
CUTE
CUTE
CUTE
>>155141708
>but don't tell them to change.
This so much. Don't tell them to change to something specific they probably suck at, ask if they're good at something else. Nothing pisses me off more than being told to do a sideways change from something that's working well to something that's not working, all because someone saw a match-up chart or meta chart whose knowledge is sacred and unbeatable.
"omg guy, change, I'm dying"
"rock-paper-sissors logic says your pick sucks"
"do a different dps, your choice is low tier
No DickGrinder38, my 4 gold medals say I'm doing my job as well as I can. All the team niches are filled, our team comp is fine. Fuck off the microphone and lets all find another reason why we suck.
>>155142245
>picking Ana at all
might as well throw this fucking match in the trash
>>155142260
It will be in herehttp://holy-bara.tumblr.com/tagged/Overwatch
>>155142219
For some reason his hair is way more gray unlike the Dragons short. Must be wacky sfm visuals.its hotter though
>still the same old boring meta
>still the same ass garbage maps
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z
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>>155133257
She's got a RAF patch on her jacket and her accelerator says RAF as well.
>>155142397
teams of the same character is always fun
>"can we not have a hanzo"
>"get off widow"
>"pls no sym"
>"we need 'x'"
>"our dps can't kill anything"
>first round "gg" from teammate
>"i can't carry any harder"
>"wtf guys"
>5 seconds into select hero after everyone locks in their best char "GUYS WE NEED A TANK"
>"sym those turrets are useless" after placing turrets for quick ult
>"can we not ...."
A lot of the people who play this game are so bossy and annoying, and never blame themselves. Negative vibes and negative language everywhere.
Metaslaves can't think for themselves and don't have trust in their teammates. Look at pro sports like NBA, they are nice to each other and trust each other.
>mfw
So I tried out this game's f2p comp, Paladins, since it just came up on Steam recently. I like everything about it but the garbage TTK which feels like Call of Duty bullshit where everyone just dies in 2-3 shots. It feels utterly skilless.
So, I'm thinking about checking out this game since supposedly the two are very similiar but I have to ask about the TTK. How is it? Do you have to worry about instagib the moment you move past a window?
>>155142579
this game is overrun with autists and kids
>>155142579
>Metaslaves can't think for themselves and don't have trust in their teammates.
I'm sure it's no coincidence every-time I get a hard-won fight, or get carried to victory, it's always a team who is friendly, smart, and always blame themselves when shit goes wrong.
>>155142563
Where is it on her accelerator?
>>155142469
She's seeing huge pro play right now.
As part of a cheese strat but still.
>>155142579
This is why I just mute all chats. Call me a pussy, but I perform less well if I or my team is being bitched at. And that's not even considering that half of these suggestions are shit.
Not like you can't communicate without chat anyway. The important shit will come through, aside from your top tier meta strats.
>>155142679
only if there's a skillzo on the enemy team
symmetra
Placement? 2871
Current Season Rating? 2386
I FUCKIGN HATE YOU ALL
>>155142419
>No DickGrinder38, my 4 gold medals say I'm doing my job as well as I can.
Not necessarily. It could just be a matter of you picking off enemy squishies who aren't on point or contributing to the match.
>"rock-paper-sissors logic says your pick sucks"
This one's actually pretty relevant. If a Mei, Zarya and Winston are tearing your asses up, and your Genji player refuses to switch because there's an enemy Hanzo in the way back who he got a single deflect kill against, it's going to hurt your team.
>>155142868
On her back, the letters on the top white part.
haha this skin's name is "NUT" hahaha
>>155143052
placement:2400
current:2820
high:3150
>>155142579
you should be blaming blizzard for making all those heroes so useless that even the sight of them triggers competitive shitters
in quick play that shit is annoying, but you have to expect meta picks in competitive otherwise you're just in the wrong mode
>>155143052
You are right where you belong, shitter. You just got carried in the placements.
(That, or the skill-rating is actually meaningless, and people fuzzing about it base their existence on a lie.)
>>155142496
T-thanks anon, ass eating is my fetish.
This guy's stuff is great because he's a dude who understands male bodies and not a fangirl.
>>155142926
In quickplay I mute voice chat and watch spongebob on my second monitor.
But i don't feel as invested in quick play because I always try my best to win, but everyone's goofing around too much
who /balanced matchmaking/ here
>>155143546
I do it the other way around. I don't care about quickplay, so I don't care about performing worse by reading stupid shit. And sometimes the stupid shit is fucking hilarious.
>>155143684
level doesn't mean anything, i see players level 500+ that still play like level 10s
>>155142579
>A lot of the people who play this game are so bossy and annoying, and never blame themselves. Negative vibes and negative language everywhere.
Sure, loads of them are horrible with people skills. It comes from their frustration with their team. Yeah, they're usually slow to switch themselves, but if they have the best possible pick for the situation already, and the rest of the team refuses to switch from their comp of Hanzo/Widow/Ana/McCree/Genji, they're going to get tilted and annoyed. It's understandable most of the time.
>Look at pro sports like NBA, they are nice to each other and trust each other.
Any team (sports, esports, anything) that spends practice time together is going to be friendly with each other. You can't solo queue in the NBA.
>>155142579
If you think you're going to waltz into attack with bastion and no one will ever say anything you're fucking deluded.
It's not about being bossy and annoying it's trying to get your teammates organised, Its a team game and you need to play as that: A team.
Look at pro sports like Football, They don't just say "Hey guys I'm really good with headers, So just kick the ball up and I'll be good" they work as a team and make sure to play as one.
>>155143684
>[Ash93]:who here loves memes
>'93
>23 years old
>memes
Kill yourself desu fampai
So Junkrat's 25. How old was he when the omnium blew up?
>>155143906
And sometimes, frankly speaking, the person trying to organize the team is just pants on head retarded.
It has problems with both extremes ruining teams.
When soldier ults does the rocket/granade thingy also get aimbotted?
>>155144163
it goes towards them but it's not homing or anything, it's shit to use unless they are close
how do you deal with fucking junkrat? i swear to god there is nothing more annoying; you can't fight from afar unless you have a clear fire lane and high ground, or he'll spam you to death. you can't fight up close because he'll spam you to death if he doesn't catch you in his vacuum trap first (or just kill you with his death grenades)
it seems like you literally have to play pharah or winston if you want to not constantly be killed by a luck-cannon that spits out more free kills than geometry man's tree launcher; i hate playing against him
>>155144312
genji is good for that
OK I'm fucking done with competitive today
>2500-2600 ranks, Volskaya
>Be support lucio
>Our team level 100+s
>Enemy team has 3x 300+ players
>Enemy team has a godlike Widowmaker
>Every killcam where she headshot me she's twitching like she's on 2kg of cocaine
>Our dps is completely fucking useless - mcree and S76
>Not once do they shoot the widow or the pharah flying completely uncontested above the map
>Ana ult + hog ult completely wipe us several times
>our zen is bitching at dps for having shit damage - he's silver for both dmg and healing
>mfw i'm bronze dmg as lucio
>lose 3-0
How the fuck did these players even get into the brackets they're in
>>155144312
Just shoot him, he has fuck all for mobility and his grenades arent that fast
>Reaper kills him
>76 kills him
>Pharah absolutely destroys him
>As does Roadhog
Hey Blizzard, can we talk about balance?
Lucio, Zen, Rein and Zarya mandatory in every game. Defense heroes garbage tier, symmetra useless piece of trash.
Fix it, mmmmkay?
>>155144312
Dva's matrix eats his projectiles, and Zarya has an okay time with him if you keep him at arm's length.
>winning so hard in the firs 10 sec
>player left
>match invalid
why is this allowed? I could have gotten my free win and points and gold guns
fuck this piece of shit im gonna ruin all my remaining game for the rest of the day. hope you fuckers dont get me in game bitch
>>155144519
Sure thing mate.
>>155144137
>And sometimes, frankly speaking, the person trying to organize the team is just pants on head retarded.
Yeah definitely
As are the Bastion or Torb in attack, Only difference is "sometimes" the leader is shit while those two are always going to be shit.
I don't think a simple
>Guys, We need a soldier to take care of the Phara, Can someone switch?
Is enough to warrant being called bossy, unreasonable or stubborn.
This is a team game, If you're team is saying please don't take X you should reason with them.
Really a Mercy/Ana is the best to make calls since she can really see where you're lacking.
>>155144568
make widowmaker deal double damage on console
>>155144570
You're talking about a different situation than he is really.
>>155144312
>Genji
>D.va
>Winston
>Rein
>Zarya
>Reaper
>Mei
Junk is terrible close range since he'll more likely than not take damage himself.
>>155144426
long times players doesnt mean they are good at it
you have been studying for 20 years why the fuck are you not a genius level phd faggot einstein?
>>155144071
>he doesnt unironically love memes
dude
have you seen how pepe has literally become a political talking point?
like
memes are the fucking best lmao
>>155144757
i like new memes but they get boring after a day or 2
Ever played with legitimately autistic people, /owg/?
>volcyka industries defense
>some British girl on mic tells everyone to go on the roof in front of the first choke
>ask her why
>"doesn't matter just get on the fucking roof mate"
>everyone goes on the roof and just stands there confused
>I refuse
>girl starts screaming
>FUCK YOU ANON YOU RUINED MY PLAN DUMB FUCKER
>"what plan bitch"
>"MY PLAN TO GET EVERYONE ON THE ROOF WHICH WOULD TOTALLY HAVE WORKED FUCK YOU
>everyone on the roof gets annihilated by Pharah
>girl screams some more obscenities and never speaks again
>we lose
If a Pharah fires a rocket and immediately after gets Mercy's damage boost beam or an Ana ult, does that rocket that's mid-air get the effects?
>>155144936
that doesn't sound like autism just sounds like an average women
>>155144963
Yes.
>>155143402
Definitely.
The male body is perfection
>>155144713
Fair point, It did occur to me after posting it.
Just really, I admit I have started games asking someone to switch, Trob/Bastion on attack being the biggest offender.
When you see it so often it gets tiring having to explain why it's a bad pick and I really just want to say to them
>Please just trust me.
I had to move out of Support becuase no one would ever switch to a McCree to stop a flanking Reaper or a soldier to stop the Phara flying over everyone and take me out,
My mate even had games as a Rein where he had teammate who kept insisting Torb would be a great pick on attack and just let Rein shield his turret
Apparently forgetting that Rein needs to defend EVERYONE not his just turret.
>>155145165
Prove it.
>>155144963
mmm yes keep me damage boosted
>>155143906
i would gladly play with a football team captain, they know morale is very important
>Climb to high Plat from low Gold
>be Zarya main
>be top 5% k/d, top 2% damage blocked
>Lose 500 elo in one day
>stuck playing with low golds which is like watching a trainwreck every game
>Know that without some extreme luck none of my skill will matter
It just doesn't matter how good I am, it's a team game, and I can't stop the seemingly never ending flood of single healer teams, bastions/torbs/hanzos and other shittery in gold elo.
It's apparent to me now after being back in gold elo a much better player than I was at first that climbing is as much luck as it is skill, if not more.
>>155145339
>i would gladly play with a football team captain, they know morale is very importantTeam UK's leader in OW World Cup was actually a football team captain.
>>155145297
https://www.furiouspaul.com/overwatch/mercy.html
So, how many people in /owg/ are actually Master or Grandmaster?
I'm currently at 3300SR.
>>155145420
When I dropped to gold after a 8 games lose streak, I just picked Soldier and carry teams until I was at mid plat and switch back to Zarya 24/7 again.
people at that level are just dead meat
>>155145491
nice! thanks for that haha
>>155145803
So I just need to play DPS?
>>155143772
Kek, that me
>>155145491
Until the Crohn's disease hit.
>>155145543Thanks.
>>155145858
Yes, but I said Soldier because he is versitile and have self sustain so you don't have to depend on your team mates picking healers.
>>155145543
>furiouspaul
Anon please, this is the guy who unironically thinks Junkrat is the 3rd hardest hero in the game and Winston is the easiest.
>>155146120
Any soldier tips?
>>155146167
He's also right about damage boost, what's your point?
>>155145997
Is that why he quit? I just watched his Stream and remember him mentioning a few times how he was at one point close to going pro or something.
>>155142107
nice meme sty set there
>>155144092
Anyone? Or is it not specified?
>>155146327
There's fuck all specified beyond what's stated in the bios.
hello i've been gone for two days are there any good new images of the smugberry
>>155146227
He was on a low-tier British team I think, but with Crohn's he didn't have the stamina to complete a whole game, and it got worse from there.
I know he started Unit Lost because it was something he could do at home inbetween bouts of Crohn's induced intestinal dismay.
>>155146427
Ah right. Thanks.
>>155146327
We don't even know exactly when the Omnic Crisis ended, much less when the shit inbetween happened. >>155146167
>>155146510
Don't think so
>>155146167
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4ltlbu/mercys_damage_boost_works_on_almost_everything_as/
>>155146549
Ah Poor guy.
Sty, TB What is with Brits and their bowls?
So what determines if a game is added to your stats? Because I think there's a time limit
I have a 60% win rate with torb at a pretty high level, but sometimes I switch off if we lose first point and I don't have ult. What games would count? If i played him the majority of the time?
tfw all my placements matches are in illios.
How the fuck is this possible? I hate koth maps.
>>155146510
she is not very popular, other characters get far more art.
>>155145420
I realize now, it's just luck. And mines is bad. I'll just try playing dps to get out of this hell.
What the fuck is the gas that Roadhog inhales and why the fuck does it heal him
>>155145637
I'm master by a margin of 20 rank
In my experience the only grandmasters are people who are never outside 3+stacks
>>155146876
Which ones if not Widowmaker?
>>155144312
Boost up as D.Va/Winston and fucking tickle him to death
it actually hurts to watch soldier 76 be a thing
why does something so uninspired and shitty exist in this game
>>155146798
Pork Faggots.
>>155146876
uwot
She's easily one of the most popular
How do you get out of low diamond?
>>155147062
probably petrol, he is an abo after all
>>155144354
>>155144354
Image limit reached
>>155147283
Have you tried drinking beer, Flipping people off and smashing them with chairs?Was that Jeff Hardy? When the fuck was he a heel?
>>155147237
>4th place
>good
she's statistically a second-tier waifu.
>>155147470
this image is really gay
>>155147237
is this from a booru or something
>>155142579
>pls no sym
I understand this one. Symmetra autists LOVE to play their useless character, and they almost always die before the teleporter ever comes up.
>>155145420
post your whole overbuff page for comp zarya
>>155145637
im floating around 3600
mostly solo queue
>>155147545
Hardy wasn't, Austin was. 2001 invasion.
>Want to play other heroes in QP
>Trying to have fun
>Starting okay
>Once the other team realizes how bad they're doing they go full tryhard
>Have to use your best char in order to win
>Win
this thread sucks without images
whyc ant i choose the map i want to play in or the mode?
I only want to play koth and hanamura cause those are the easiest and fastest one.
payload is fucking long and a pain in the ass to play witha n incompetent team fuck
>>155149476
we're here >>155144354