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>Latest Patch Notes
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>Wiki
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Social /owg/ Discord :^)
https://discord.gg/hhcNZjb

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https://discord.gg/RV5YyjX

>The 47 Percent Club
http://amomentincrime.com/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet and Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4j0aosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1b8mK23DPa0

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QqTenp3s-YesFgb-CPI6yiPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

Previous Thread: >>155125117
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>200 Posts early
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>>155144908
image limit senpai
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>>155145135
>237/250
>Implying
>Still, making a thread 200 posts early
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Hana Song
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You have been visited by the spaghetti omnic. Spread his blessings and carry on.
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Can we please just fucking change how pig works. Just have his target get stunned for a while longer while pig cannot act instead of these fucktarded insta kill combos?
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>>155147237
>tfw waifu Pharah
I really don't get how more people don't love her.
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Envyus.Taimou!
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>>155144354
Jamison Fawkes!
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>>155145135
Are you stupid
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I just finished my placements matches, do I have to keep playing comp to maintain this rank? Will I go down into gold if I don't play at all?
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>>155147593
>I really don't get how more people don't love her.
She's Egyptian which makes her dangerously nigger-esque, a race no one is interested in romantically.
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>>155147759
No, you won't fall because of inactivity at that rank.
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Someone explain this to me

I have better overall stats than this guy yet I am not ranked on Overbuff. Is it just playtime? I have more playtime with Hog too. I don't get how these rankings work.

This is on PS4 btw, just looked at a random player.
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McCree
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>>155147759
To maintain the rank? No. To maintain the score? Yes.
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homos killed this general
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>>155147745
No but thanks for confirming that you clearly are.
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>>155147593
because widowmaker draws more of the "don't want a boring, ugly white girl as your waifu" crowd. blue is more exotic than brown
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>>155147759
Only diamond and higher lose rank to time

Your end of season rewards are based on your season high just so you know.
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>>155147593
Its a quiet love, admiration. Its nothing like the MtnDew, Dorito chuggin hyperactive people, who plague this thread. (not even mentioning a certain frozen fatcicle)
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>>155147854
Oh wait that's a 2, never mind you're fine.
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>>155147874
I don't know why so many generals are getting killed by homos these days.
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>>155145135
Then stop flooding the thread with all this gay bullshit
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tfw when I hear junkrat humming for the first time.

https://streamable.com/lstk
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>>155147062
It's not gas, it's a futuristic paper bag - Roadhog has panic attacks when people shoot at him
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>>155148032
Homos and girls play your precious games too, but in recent years they have gotten more vocal about it.

Are you #triggered?
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>>155147660
Has he ever responded to this clip?
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>>155147660
>>155147660
wow he's good, maybe the best legit widow i've seen.
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>>155147741
I can't fap to such a cute pupper anon
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>>155148293
post more tennis rat
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>>155148271
ikr
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Oc pls do not steal
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>>155147874

>Not fucking slutty girls and bare-backing boi puccis.

It's like you only like hamburgers and not hot dogs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
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>>155147164
Deactivate all omnics
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>>155148375
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>>155148032
Tumblr children flock to /vg/
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>>155148529
i have standards anon, boy pussy is not good enough for me
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>>155148708

Every pucci is good pucci
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>>155148708
>implying you get any of either
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>>155148652
ok but why is sombra a dog
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>>155148708
>i haev standards
>posts d.va
you crack me up anon
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>>155148830
Stealth and shit
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>>155148652
>Sundowner as Winston
>Armstrong as Reinhardt
>not the other way around
Have you actually played the game?
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>>155148375
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STOP POSTING SO MANY IMAGES YOU SHITTERS

SECOND TIME IN AS MANY THREADS THAT WE'VE HIT THE IMAGE LIMIT A HUNDRED POSTS EARLY; THREADS SHOULD NOT BE ABANDONED UNTIL THEY'RE PAST THE BUMP LIMIT
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post your best widowmaker content right now!
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>>155148708
>implying you wouldn't destroy this boypussy
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>>155148872
what are you trying to say about my waifu?
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>>155147874
I hope you actually mean 'made it better'
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>>155148980
keep raging faggot
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>>155148907
Winston/Sundowner
>scientist (or at least involved in research)
>shields
>can go ape(kek)shit

Reinhardt/Armstrong
>charismatic
>big guy for you
>can kick you in the orbit efortlessly
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>>155149064
76 abuse was good and funny
junkrat posting is cancer
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>>155148991
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>>155147874
I hope you're gonna punish us for it
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>>155148991
>that qt wave
I want to hug that smug.

>>155148980
>stop posting images on an imageboard
[HON INTENSIFIES]
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Who'd win at arm wrestling: Reinhardt, Winston, or Roadhog?
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>>155149107
But Junkrat best boi!
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>>155148991
i don't have many pictures of her
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>>155148991
I love widowfu
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>>155149090
>Sundowner
>scientist
>Winston having more shields than Reinhardt
>implying Winston isn't a big guy
>implying Winston's ult isn't all about kicking people into orbit effortlessly
Are you even trying?
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>>155148991
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>>155145420
post your zarya stats from overbuff
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>Break into diamond
>Lose first game in diamont dont drop out of diamond
>Win next game
>New season high

I just guess some of us are destined for greatness lads

Its only up from here
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>>155148907
Of course not, he just likes the memes, jack can't blame him, mgr has top tier memes
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>>155149107
Let's bring back 76abuse!
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>>155148991
I despise widow x tracer but the way she looks so tall in this image makes this it a must-have in any collection
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>>155149257
Okay I got too carried away by two OCs
Pic related + >when you hear [angry japanese noises] and [old woman cursing] but then you hear "you're powered up, get in there" edit
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>>155149236
He's pretty good but only in small doses, and his smut actually does nothing for me. Probably 'cause i don't have a amputee fetish
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>Play with a super good team one day
>Add everyone afterwards to play again
>Kept playing with one dude late into the evening and for a few weeks after
>Nice guy, we won some and lost some
>He finally reaches diamond
>Deletes me as a friend

;_;
I thought I met my first Overwatch friend.
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>>155148127
>he thinks that was me
No I'm getting cancer every time I see that shit.
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>>155148991
fit widow is the best
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>>155149516
lol
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>>155149516
people dont want to be friends with shitters
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>>155148991
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>>155149085
>>155149106
>>155149225
>77 posts
>45 images

i wonder how early we have to abandon a thread before the mods will step in; if you guys are so intent on it, i guess i can help you find out
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>>155149516
Sluts are for pumping and dumping, Anon.
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>>155148980
>THREADS SHOULD NOT BE ABANDONED UNTIL THEY'RE PAST THE BUMP LIMIT
Are you retarded? Threads are abandoned once image limit is reached, not only /owg/ but every thread in here.
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>>155149682
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>played as much as I could so I could get to 100 before the Halloween event
>Hit 100 quicker than I thought
>No Halloween event for at least a month

Well I fucked up. I want to get dem Halloween loot boxes faster.
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>tfw this game has no cakebois

remind me why people spend money on this slop?
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>>155149861
This general is dead.
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>>155149337
I don't have any good new art though. I think everything i have has already been posted here, and as a result we could all just fap to our folders. fapping to /owg/ does give me a sense of camaraderie with you guys though. No homo
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>>155149861
What right to women have to complain about character diversity when we have NO FEMBOYS REE!
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>>155148991
image limit

>>155149779
you could not be more wrong; every other /gen/ has the decency to keep discussing the actual game after the limit's hit. /owg/ is just exceptionally crammed with waifu/husbando/ship-spammers. literally worse than /lolg/, which is a heinous, terrible accomplishment
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>>155149627
hey I was just about to post this
i'm glad you like my favorite widowfu image though I think I'm the first one that posted it
>>155148991
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Blackwatch Commander Gabriel 'Reaper' Reyes did nothing wrong.
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>all these widowmaker pictures

Oh, I forgot this general has shit_ taste
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>>155149937
Oh hey my favorite band.
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>>155149969
>every other /gen/ has the decency to keep discussing the actual game after the limit's hit
No. Try browsing other threads /vg/ next time before you make a fool out of yourself.
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>>155150364
check the archive, friend; we're right up there with high-quality /gen/s like katawa shoujo, the sims, and sonic the fucking hedgehog
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>all this widow
>always purple instead of blue

Ruined
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>>155149501
>doesn't think Junkrat's nubs are cute

But how
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>mfw qp soloq
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>>155150729
>wonder why we're losing
>we have two torbjorns
oh who could have foreseen this
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>>155150504
>not liking the many colors of the smug spectrum
I wish she had different colors ingame.
>tfw can't *dink* as a rainbow Widow
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>>155150729
if you are playing junkrat you should switch to tank or support
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In a game full of beautiful women, they sure did succeed in making an ugly fat girl to please all the sjws and numales.


And they gave her the all the annoying game mechanics that all these faggots defend.


Please keep posting all these beautiful Overwatch girls, I'll even take Zarya since she's clearly fit and promotes a healthy athletic lifestyle.
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>>155149861
>>155149956
>>155149337
>>155149937
>>155149213
>>155149064
>all these fanooks in my thread
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Mercy is best girl.

that is all.
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>>155150820
No. Junkrat is pretty much always good.
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>>155150458
>check the archive, friend
Yes I'm totally going to check every fucking thread in the archive. Why didn't I think sooner of this, you must be some kind of genius.

I know what I see every day. You can get mad all you want but a new thread will be made once image limit is reached.

Because images are obviously one of the main reasons people post here.
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>>155150806
her huntress skin gives her white skin at least
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>>155150902
That IS all.
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Did this climb once before...
>>155149279
My win percentage was 65% until I started queuing with other people and was 55% until I dropped 500 elo in one day...
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>>155150876
>roids for breakfast, lunch and dinner, all payed for by cyborg Putin
>healthy lifestyle
Good one, I genuinely loled.
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i love hana
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Why do none of the female characters have decent fanbases except for ______Mei
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>>155150680
>be med student who has watched many amputations
>seriously can't understand why someone would find it erotic

That process is fucking gross, man. I want to understand though, what is it that turns you on? The actual appearance of the amputations? The idea of helplessness?

not gonna lie, I get an overwhelming urge to protect him when I see this though
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image limit
>>155150951
it's really easy, you fucking unironic casual; you just mouse over threads to see how many images and posts they had when they died.

>i know what i see every day
you see a low-quality general that HEAVILY favors waifuposting over game discussion.
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>loss streak for 3 matches
>tied for gold elims, with zen for 5
>lose horribly on london
>leave before potg
>go to search for another match
>YOU ARE SUSPENDED :^^^^^^))))))
???????????????????????
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can we not post so many images
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>we get 6 solo
>they get two groups of 3
>both of their groups of three has higher ranks than our entire team
What the fuck Blizz? How is it not hard to give us one of the 3 stacks
Fucking piece of shit
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>>155151065
Anon, you made a typo.
It's spelled Mercy.
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>>155151065
Untrue. Mercy has a wonderful fanbase.

but we're savages if you disrespect her.
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>>155151165
her fanbase is mostly tranny sluts so no
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>>155151123
no; we're gonna hit the image limit at record speed; this is what you wanted, right?
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>>155151041
>>155150963
>>155150424
>>155149428
>>155147593


Overwatch needs more attractive and strong females like these instead of Mei who pleases the SJWs and numales.
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>>155151025
post your zarya stats
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>>155151096
are there more of these
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>>155151025
>>155149279
And heres the stats

1/2
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>>155151239
prove it.

protip, you can't
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>>155151336
healslut game and that one kotaku article
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>>155151239
Anon, I'm a high test male who prioritizes the well-being of his team above all else.
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>>155151286
i hope so; i've only seen the one.
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>>155151294
you have nearly 400 games in this season of comp?

these look like qp stats
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How do i play Phara?
Everytime i do i seem to get buttfucked
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Cutest and best pairing
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>>155151294
>>155149279
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>>155151092
i think it's the idea of helplessness more than anything. though i am a bit morbid and i enjoy certain kinds of guro, i would also want to touch and lick his limbs (i find art where this is done very hot) it is mostly the idea that he's more vulnerable without the prosthetics in.

pics of him in bondage with the prosthetics off just add to this fantasy of having him at complete mercy of whoever is tying him up. pics of him with it off just relaxing are cute because he looks like he trusts whoever he is with. it's just very appealing to me
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>People genuinely think Ana is shit
>A healer with a .75 second ranged stun, that also doubles as CC for 5.5 seconds

How can you even reach that conclusion
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>>155151429
>using Kotaku to prove a point.
>Thinking Healslut game proves anything

oh you poor, delusional thing.
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>>155151269
>he's implying it's bad to enjoy thick asian women
lmao
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>>155151123
>widows jealousy showing

i dont blame her desu. every woman should be jealous of how perfect hana is
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>>155151454
I started in low gold, so it took forever to get up past the 2700 level of play, you would not believe the large range of skills from low gold to 27+ plat

And I have not always been very lucky when it comes to teams
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>>155151165
>Mercy has a wonderful fanbase
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>>155151493
absolutely garbage pairing

but it does get some cute and quality art
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>>155151652
it's better evidence than you have against my post :^)
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>>155151446
>high test
>mercy main
I bet your ass looks great in panties and a skirt.
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>>155151646
Ana is shit because her skill floor is so high you can't trust random people to play her.
Specially with these "skill" ratings.
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>>155148991
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>>155151724
i think you mean that shes annoyed that tracer is grabbing her
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>playing some QP to get away from comp
>really hard fucking match, they had a duo that were carrying the shit out of the enemy team
>one of them was suspiciously level 7 despite being a God and the other was fucking rank 3519

What the flipping fuck
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>>155151652
Tbh anyone that is attracted to blondes or germans is crazy
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>>155151096
>you just mouse over threads to see how many images and posts they had when they died.
Are you serious? There is an easier way to figure this out. But you're not the brightest anyway so I wasn't expecting much.
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>>155151749
you're not carrying with that damage and elims bruv
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>>155151770
mercy is so shit she gets out healed by a sniper
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>>155151835
so a vast majority of men?

gotcha.

also she's swiss.
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>>155151835
I wonder who could be behind this post?
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Who /ps4/ here?
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>>155151947
walter white?
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>>155151765
Simply because I have no evidence other than personal experience.

but at least I don't pretend that that's credible evidence.
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How is my friend ranked higher than me on Overbuff with the same hero when literally all of my stats are better than theirs????

How does this site work?!
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>>155151947
certainly not jews, seeing as they supposedly love encouraging immigrants and minorities to racemix with white blondes
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>>155151875
yeah, my average damage has taken a huge hit since my fall from grace. But if you play aggressive in low elo you just die and lose. you were probably lucky enough to have good placement.
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>>155152052
takes SR heavily into account
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>2-2 KOTH
>our Lucio switches to Mercy with no answer
>refuses to switch
>we lose
Why do these people exist
DIAMOND, FUCKING DIAMOND
AND I LOSE MY MASTER RANK BECAUSE OF IT
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so guys....how are my stats as Mercy?

This is for competitive this season.
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>playing ranked, just want to get a few trophies
>am below level 100
>reach 3350 SR because I'm playing quite well
>suddenly level 500s, 600s and even 700s Masters everywhere

I-I just want to g-get Rapid Discord with Zenyatta

p-pls don't hurt me
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>>155152130
But how does that work if all of mine of the listed stats are better than theirs? I am confused bruh. Do they rank certain stats higher than others?
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>>155151767
>I bet your ass looks great in panties and a skirt.
You know what would look great?
My vein cane in your boyslit.

>>155151878
At least she can actually shoot enemies when she wants to.
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>tfw hippityhop/golden lucio gun combo
>people cant tell you have a golden gun
what's the best skin for a golden lucio gun?
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>>155152295
stats dont mean shit if you arent winning and ranking up
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>>155152182
>45% win rate
I'm no competitive player, but your obviously doing something wrong.
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>>155152295
comp stats are whether you can win in comp. that's all.
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>>155152052
>>155152295
Wins and losses are often the deciding factor here.

Win streaks are the best "push" and lose streaks are the biggest hit you can take basically. So you can have incredible personal stats, but in the end, it's all about wins/losses.

Kinda shitty for a game that wants to make itself e-sport tier.
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>two players go beyond the chokepoint at the start of Hanamura
>both die instantly
>we lose point A
>one of them switches to Bastion
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>>155151590
That actually makes perfect sense anon. Thanks for explaining, I like helplessness too but in a different context. It's pretty cool how someone can find something that's part of your daily grind erotic and beautiful, it really gives a different perspective.
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>>155152145
Maybe they figured her Revive would do better?

I remember everyone blamed me once for playing Mercy on Lijiang Tower.

when I can't play lucio, and no one else wanted to be support.

and my revives kept the point in overtime for at least 2 minutes, and over 6k healing in 4 minutes.

I told them this before the match, but they didn't care. they just needed a scapegoat.
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>>155152513
the problem is he's picking mercy instead of a useful hero
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>>155144354
if you dont think torbjorn is the most op chara then you arent woke as fuck.

we all need to play tiny dorf man
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>>155152601
Til Valhalla :(
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>>155152660
>mfw never have to see torb shitters at my sr

the true reward for reaching master
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>>155152692
don't be sad, I was just shitposting.
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>>155152753
coming for you.

HARD VORK PAYS OFF
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im 3200 solo

is that good

whats the season 1 equivalent
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who are people that have the right to say "me unga team bunga"
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>>155152802
most people will just tell you to divide by 50

but ive seen plenty of compelling evidence that this season that its not a 50:1 ratio

i think its harder to get higher this season than last

my rule of thumb has been to divide by 50 and add 5-10% and that gives you pretty good estimate

ive checked this against dozens of players s1 and s2 ranks and it checks out for the most part. aside from blatant outliers
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>>155152942
just seagull
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>>155152942
anyone that is playing what the team needs, correctly fulfilling their role and communicating properly with their team.
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>>155152942
Me.
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>win
>still don't feel joy because you know you just had the chance to not have the retards on your team for once

Why are players during sunday evening so dogshit? Win or lose, neither feel good.
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>>155152578
If you even consider Mercy over Lucio on KOTH, please just don't bother responding to me.
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What is it with weekends? I've been on a solid losing streak since Friday. The same thing has happened in the past also: I'll be gaining SR throughout the week, then comes Friday and the games just turn to shit and I lose over and over.
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200 hours in. Haven't touched competitive once. All I ever see is bitching about how terrible and anti-fun it is, not even just on this general.

Should I bother, or should I leave my comp cherry unpopped forever?
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>>155152802
Where did you place?
>>155151875
Like at your elo, you actually have teammates that understand the basics of the game, so you can afford to be more and more aggressive.
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i can see why people are having fun playing ana its kinda nice actually
her skills arent that useful but her shooting mech is pretty nice
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>>155153256
Placebo

I play only on weekends and ive ended the last three weekends 300 sr higher than ive started them
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>>155153298

Dont listen to the whiners. Comp will give you better games than quick play because people play seriously and dont fuck around with the "its just qp :)" excuse.

The only people that are upset are people that dont like being told by the system how shit they are.
The system still needs work no doubt, but it works on a functional level now. Good players rise, and bad players fall. Everyone is where they are supposed to be
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>>155153298
Despite the new skill rankings everything is horribly balanced so if you have bad luck you're fucked.
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>>155153435
>her skills arent that useful
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>>155153420

You'd be surprised at the amount of retards in the Diamond bracket

I still had to carry myself to Master
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>>155153502
it's just a game :)
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>>155153525
This is why I haven't bothered with comp. I get annoyed if I play well yet lose in QP. Can't imagine how salty I'd get over a stupid game if I got shit luck on comp.
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how do i carry senpaitachi
ive lost basically every game
the only time i win is when i play zarya
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>tell in chat there's a trap at the door
>fucking hanzo gets trapped
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>>155153147
I don't think doing what you're supposed to justifies blaming whoever you want

as a flanker/dps I always catch shit from my tanks or supports for not doing enough just because they can't see me pressuring the backlines and forcing support ults. not saying I carry every match but people tend to look for someone to blame and usually use their medals to justify blaming the team
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>>155151770
>a character requires players to be more than just a retarded mongoloid with hands growing out of his ass
>this is bad

It's always fun watching mercyfags trying to justify their trash waifu not being shit
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rip servers?
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if i'm soloing in qp and consistently get paired with/against people who are higher level than me does that mean i'm good

i know level doesn't necessarily mean skill but maybe 100 levels on me is something
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>>155153707
play zarya
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>>155153707
For starters don't play hanzo
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Server down?
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>in a game vs a 3 stack of fucking grandmasters
>unexpected server error has occurred
Thank christ
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>>155153853
reminder that no matter how hard you try she will always be a steaming pile of shit
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>>155153853
She's fucking Swiss you retard.
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Servers down once again.
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Battlenet is down...
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>>155153420
if you mean placement matches: around 2500
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>>155153807
I'm not going to defend that hanzo shitter, but I once got hit from the front by a junkrat grenade and it knocked me into his trap which was also in front of me. I even know there was a trap there and went to take it out, but somehow getting hit from the front, knocked me forward and into the trap. I even watched the killcam to see how retarded it looked. At least we stomped them hard 3-0 on eichenwalde.
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Anyway to fix the weird blurriness the game has or it just my PC?
My problem is I had a hard time seeing what I was shooting at it on my 120Hz monitor at a distance. But when I changed to my 4k monitor the game looks exactly the same.

Are they doing something to prevent anyone from getting an advantage? Just to test I changed the rendering resolution to 150% of 4k and got a massive fps drop, but nothing changed visually.
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>>155153651
If you have no desire to test your mettle and see how good you are, then there's no reason to play.

Some people know they're good at the game and want to see how high they can climb, these players are generally content.

Then there are shitters who THINK they're good at the game and grasp at dozens of straws to justify their lack of skill. These are the ragers.
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>Servers down
Time to go jerk off and watch anime I guess.
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>>155153852
>a character requires players to be more than just a retarded mongoloid with hands growing out of his ass
>this is bad
If you've ever taken a good look at yourself and the other 85% of people who suck dick as Ana (and probably as themselves too) then you'd know why this is bad.
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>>155153994
>implying ameritards know the difference between Switzerland, Germany and Austria
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>been stuck in 2800 hell forever
>finally get on a win streak and crack 2900
>Unexpected server error occurred
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>>155153807
it happened to me too once, i hadn't seen the line in chat
i was rein though and had an ana to heal me
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Just when my friends finally had time to play and I was going to rank up ;_;
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server problems!
image limit!
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>playing on London defense
>holding off enemy at last cap for a fair amount of time
>suddenly everyone on the enemy team starts leaving
>think that they got angry
>lose connection to battlenet
>try re-joining
>3000 people in queue
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>>155151590
I know it's kind of late, but I wanted to thank you for putting this so well, anon. I was afraid it was weird for me to be so interested in seeing him without prosthetics, but you pretty much nailed how it makes me feel, so I'm glad it's not just me.
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Getting rolled in ranked, servers go down.

Thanks Blizz
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>>155154105
>good look at yourself
I don't play Ana, but nice try.
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>>155152546
Wow what a shitty system. Why in the fuck do we have personal stats at all then?

I was always confused when I'd look at my zenyatta and see stats only slightly less than top players (-100 healing, -300 damage, sometimes better transcendence even, etc), but ranked so low. I posted my stats here some time ago and anon said I should have a way better winrate. Well duh if I stop being matched with retards I will.
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What went wrong?
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>>155153905
i dont want to tho
>>155153916
oh okay
>>155153896
why would i watch a random video i dont care about
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>OF shits itself the moment people finally begin to fight back against Mei.
>>
Are the servers down?
>>
the fuck is going on
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>Doing decent match with Zenyatta
>All of a sudden everyone starts walking in place
>Server goes down

fuck

Also I found that playing with easy bots counts as a match if you get a leaver penalty.
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>>155154052
Well then there you go, I placed low gold. People don't even understand the fundamentals of the game. Dropping back down here again as a better player it's even more evident.

You get teams with comps like this

This team had no healers, and lost to attack bastion. An attack bastion that was stationary, not even on the cart. You do not know this suffering.
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>>155154132
>too retarded to be a good Ana
>S-she's shit you g-gaiz
Go back to farmville please.
>>
Cock blocked yet again...
What do now, anons?
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>>155154143
But the artist is Swiss
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>>155154319
both your friends are trash, dva solo tank into roadhog/zarya
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>>155154424
study math
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>>155154442
are you saying dva is bad against road
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>took a bathroom break between comp games
>servers shit themselves
Could've gone worse I guess
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>>155154383
I noticed that too
>get leavers penalty because I left a match before the defeat screen despite 'Round Finished' appearing
>try and search for bots because notice it has the penalty symbol on it
>search for 5 minutes but no one is playing it
lel
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>>155153853
With an unsheathed dick?
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>>155154439
And I'm zimbabwean but what does that has to do with anything?
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>>155154105
So what anime are you watching anon?
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man I wouldn't have quessed know comp would be this fun
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>>155154424
Overwatch porn.
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>>155154538
she's a terrible choice for solo tank against those two; should've played rein
>>
Who do you hate more?

A) Mei

OR

B) Hanzo
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S O M B R A ?
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>>155154420
>Those team comps
I'd rather quit the game forever tbqh
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>>155154319
>best trance heal 900
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>>155154421
>too retarded to be a good Ana
You are, that's why she's shit.
Ana's main issue, her crippling problem, is between a chair and a keyboard reading this post right now.
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>>155154319
>that enemy team comp
should've switched to widowmaker
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>>155154632
>Playing comp sub level 100
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>>155154246
it is fetishization, don't get me wrong. real-life amputees are rarely "vulnerable" and "need help" or anything. and really, even with junkrat's very handicapping particular amputations (he will never be able to run without prosthetics) he is probably very capable still.

but in a fictional setting it is a fun idea. as long as you're not applying it to real human beings or seeing them that way, don't let someone shit on you for enjoying something. don't be ashamed of fetishes or kinks that don't harm others in the real world where it matters.
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>>155154671
These people are uncarryable, I'm far below my skill level but solo'ng my way out of this is nigh impossible.
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>>155154653
Mei is the only hero who gets on my nerves.
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>>155154653
Mei.
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>>155154653
C) junkrat
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gee bill how come your mom lets you lose twice
watch when it will be a loss
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>This reinhardt is so aggressive!

Should I feel bad for this on attack
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Wake me up win the servers are up
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The thing about Ana is that a lot of her strengths don't make their way to the stat sheet. Her ability to deny the enemy heals.. Shutting down ults..taking key offensive players out of the game for 6 seconds.. That's why people sleep on her. I think she's just as valuable as zen when she's played right.
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>>155144354
Epic servers Blizzard
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>>155154653
>see Hanzo on the other team
>hey a free win
I hate Hanzo less because I know he's still being deadweight, but nothing annoys me more than getting scattered
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>>155154653
Mei should be removed from the game.
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>>155154420

>did placement matches in group of 3
>start playing solo

send help
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>>155154876
I'm playing right now
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>>155154716
But I don't play Ana. I've seen good Anas in action though, and let me tell you that your pathetic excuse of a waifu will never be as relevant
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>just got done with catching up on animu
>guess i'll play some overwat-
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ddos???
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>>155154914
>>155154842
>>155154806
why do people hate mei?
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>>155151875
God damn, how is that possible?

Got any tips?
>>
Are the servers down?
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>>155154319
You had two mccrees so both teams lost a draw
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>>155154442

It was a really weird game. I played with them because I never do. Not because I don't want to, I just prefer solo for some reason. We won most of our games though, I gained about 170 and my friend got out of plat.

>>155154681

There was never a time for a good one since the enemy wasn't very good. Not like we were any better. They didn't have zarya until the last 2 minutes or so, and we had to hold for 7 minutes on last since they fucked us first point.

>>155154719

I never want to see widow on my team. I just don't find good ones on my team.
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>>155154934
>That level
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ddos???
whats going on??
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>>155155056
>Has no real 'counter' becuase her kit let's her bullshit her way out of any situation
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>>155155056
Anybody within 10m gets to slowly watch how they fucked up. Anybody that's humping for those endorphins from a kill and gets cockblocked by Cyrostasis or a wall gets angry.

basically shitters being shit
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>>155154716
So you're admitting that Ana is not a bad character, it's the players who are bad? Can't argue with that. The only advice I can give you then is that you should git gud enough to play in the same mmrs as good anas
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>>155154308
>Why in the fuck do we have personal stats at all then?

I guess to let you know if you are actively contributing to your own losses or not? I agree that it's a shitty system. I get irrationally annoyed that some of my friends are ranked higher with certain heros when my stats for the same ones are much better and I play that hero more often. I play with someone who has incredible stats as Genji; they are within the top 5% of all Genjis for stats on a particular ranking site. But they remain "low ranked" overall for losses. Seems a bit demoralizing.

Maybe someday Blizz will fix its shit. For now I just kind of sit back and don't take the comp mode seriously at all. It's basically QP with maybe some "serious" play in it for me, because the ranking system is so strange and broken.
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>>155154934
>that 3 stack on your team
I always end up in games with them, but never seen them together
Daisuke is a great Genji
Lombax is a D.va main and I like chasing them as Zarya
Gandalion isn't even that good despite being like 7th prestige
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>>155154653
Neither really bother me but Mei is more annoying because friendly ice walls can be a detriment.

Zarya and Winston are the only ones who annoy me because they require zero (0) skill and require specific attention from the whole team.
>>
>/owg/ is so thirsty for their waifus and husbandos that they'd make a thread 500 posts early if it meant they could post more shitty fan"art"
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>>155154781
No, I totally get what you mean - actual amputees have done some pretty amazing things, I'd never want to suggest that they're helpless. I guess what got me in particular is the part where having them off shows that he trusts whoever he's with? There's just something really tender and intimate about that.
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>>155154976
>your pathetic excuse of a waifu will never be as relevant
That would be true if ultimates weren't a thing.

>>155155220
>So you're admitting that Ana is not a bad character, it's the players who are bad?
Did I ever say otherwise?
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>Ranked match
>Game starts lagging hard
>Friend shuts down, everyone freezes except for me and two people on the other team.
>They're pushing the cart as my entire team DCs and my whole friends list logs off.
>Get demoted because I got trapped in a purgatory 2 v 1
>Realize I'm one of the few true believers who has survived the rapture.

Who's with me anons.
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So, while the DDoS is occuring, what should i watch/what you guys recommend?

Tokyo Ghoul? Darker Than Black?

I need something to watch/play while the servers and down AND while wating to Danganronpa so any recommendation would be nice!
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>>155155178
Works fine on my end

t. The One
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>>155155083
That's an old screenshot, now I'm 3600 SR and ranked like #140 for Zarya

People like to say Zarya is hard to play, but she's not

Just have good foresight on when to use shields, don't blow them for no reason. Get charge then get kills and don't die, same shit for every hero. Being able to track with M1 is vital
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>>155155457
Watch the slow decay of your dignity you anime watching sub-diamond shitter.
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>>155155146
well they played like shit that game

reaper should have gold damage, mercy should have gold healing, mei or dva objective time

elim medals aren't as big a deal
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Moshi Moshi battle.net desu
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DAMMIT I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME
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>>155155457
diaries of a spaceport janitor, no content sky, read a book
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>>155155457
how about you do some pushups and consider getting a life
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>>155155414
I got disconnected and got a suspension for leaving the game for the first time in my OW carrier
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>>155155457
Between those two definitely Darker than Black. Tokyo Ghoul anime is shit and the manga is meh.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>155155526
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>>155155310

Yeah Daisuke was fucking amazing, Gandalion was ok.

But then again Genji (and Tracer) are hilariously overpowered on console.
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>>155155408
>That would be true if ultimates weren't a thing.
Only in shitter bracket desu and why should anyone care about a shitter bracke?. You're not saying that you're a shitter, do you?
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Official Support Power Rankings

1. Lucio
2. Ana
3. Zenyatta
4. Mercy
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9001. Symmetra

To dispute this is to be factually incorrect
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>i was never interested in overwatch
>passed it off as a tf2 clone
>friend really loves it and has been egging me to come play it
>he convinces me
>go to his house and play it for about an hour
>literally hooked
>tfw just spent all my money on college books so i cant buy the game
>>
Which videos should I watch to learn actual character strategy and map knowledge? I am only level 20. What level can I start doing ranked?

I want to learn how to prepare for it.
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Fucking Poodlecorp took down the servers again
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>>155155560
I bench 2 plates, squat 3 and deadlift 4 plats. Pushups are boring tho.

>>155155591
Ok, thanks.
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>>155155605
>tfw these scriptkiddies are going to be throw in to prison just like Lizard Squad
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>>155155605
Can't you send the cops after these kids or something?
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Hey guys. Works for me.
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Mei is the best hero.
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>>155155414
all but 3 people got taken out of my game so we went mercy and rein and pushed to win

felt great that I could get some MMR back from all the bullshit times it's been taken from me
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>>155155346
considering i am a filthy roadrat shipper i really like pics of junkrat without his prosthetics on when in the company of roadhog
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>>155155605
But why?
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>>155155408
>Did I ever say otherwise?
Yup, you did, right here:

>>155151770
>Ana is shit
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>>155155658
>Ana over Zenyatta
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>>155155746

Is she a good toon? I think she seems like a decent champ.
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>>155155746
Mei confirmed Zarya prototype.
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>>155155732
Sure, I'll call the cyber police
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i dont get how literally 1 person can take a giant, multi-million dollar corporation down with a single button. can't Blizzard do anything beside waiting until one person gets bored?
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>>155155457
watch JAVs
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ITS UP
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>>155155727
When will Hiroshima fix the abort? I tried to stop the post when I noticed the typo but it didn't stop it.
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>>155155457
Be a man and watch The Sopranos
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>>155155520

Honestly, all the games we played were pretty much like that except we won almost all of them. Just bizzare. I pretty much only play zen since I suck with everyone but him and can carry somewhat with him.
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>>155155560
>>155155517

>"I-I'm better than you because I don't watch anime!!"

lmaoing at ur life
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>>155152546
wins and losses don't even decide MMR. I have 1 more win than loss and I'm about 200 MMR below where I calibrated.
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>>155155808
Watched a couple of World Cup matches yesterday. Ana was picked over Zen quite often actually, and on all types of maps. And by good teams too, so I don't know man.
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>>155155871
they have been ddos'd before. usually takes them less than an hour to get it fixed

they don't have people sitting around waiting to do ddos damage control because ddosing them takes more than "a single button"
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>>155155764
>Roadrat
Seriously, though, anon, it's all good. You do you.
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>>155155457
Play Runescape
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>>155155605
literally 13 year olds
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>>155155658
t. neghole pozzed Lucio main
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>>155155613
If you're getting matched with them, then you're probably in the top 1-3% of players, so I wouldn't be surprised if I've played with you before
I'll look out for you anyway, I'll most likely be playing Arctic Zarya with the Gravity Ball spray because the rest of her sprays are shit
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What if Bastion units were biological weapons?
I think the story would be much more interesting.
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>>155155560
I have a home gym and lift every day

>>155155517
I'm in Master


I WATCH ANIME AND MOE SHIT
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>>155155871
Not Pictured, the 9001 kiddies that Blizzard did something about. And Blizzard well be sending logs to the authorities to make this guy have an unpleasant life in the future.
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>>155155974
So.......... what the fuck determines your "skill" in this game??

It's not personal stats, it's not medals, it's not wins/losses overall, is it JUST streaks or what?
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>>155155662
yep this.
It's a fantastic game.
You need friends for this game though.
Soloqueue leads to trench rank frustrations
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>>155148160
i dont know if girls playing games means they like gay males. but im not a girls so i wouldnt exactly know
>>
ask an insider anything
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>>155155953
I'd lmao at your life too. If you had one.
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>>155155732
Nobody gives a shit unless they pull something as retarded as Lizard Squad.
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>>155156201
Do you like big dicks?
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>>155156201
Are you a cute girl? Will you be my gf?
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>>155155808
Ana is a better support character than Zenyatta in her current state. She has the best HPS in the game that isn't tied to an ultimate, can completely nullify enemy ultimtates in ways that nobody else can possibly come close, and her ultimate can really only be stopped by another Ana ultimate. It also charges absurdly fast. Zen is still really good, but given the current direction of the game, Ana is the better choice.

>>155155975
What streams have they been on? or what channel? I've been meaning to catchup

>>155156060
Man, Lucio is such a boring character for me. Support usually rotates between Ana, Zen, and Mercy for me based on team composition, and my trust on the blue names.
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HOW IS REAPER NOT META?!?!?! HOW?

I got placed at shitter rank and go to diamond by ignoring my team and playing reaper. EVERY SINGLE GAME.

You literally left click everyone to death ghost back to the healer and reapeat.
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>>155156201
When will you remove Mei?
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>>155156076
>What if Bastion units were biological weapons?
Well, Bastion is complete cancer in lower ranks so he already is, in a way, a bio weapon
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>>155155624
>Only in shitter bracket desu
So ultimates only exist in your bracket? That can't be, Anon.

>>155155780
If you read the rest of the post and took basic reading comprehension then maybe you wouldn't have to cherry pick parts of a post.
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>>155156201
When do the servers come back up?
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>>155156201
When's the zarya nerf
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>>155156183
Of course girls like gay/bi dudes. Women like watching two men together as much as men like watching two women together. Why the fuck do you think there's so much gay porn in this fandom (and a million others) drawn by women?
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>>155156201
Go home Phil, I'm too busy shading Sombra's tits to deal with your shit right now.
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>>155156183
If they're straight then they like men, and two of something you like is typically better than just one. It's the same shit as dudes getting off to lesbian porn.
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Anyone get these weird fucking black blocks when you shoot at this pillar in Anubis with certain characters? I've googled it and a couple of people have started getting this problem since the patch but so far can't find a solution to it.
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>>155156201
When are you removing Mei?
>>
>>155156092
Post battletag and love pillow.
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>>155155457
Neo Tokyo OVA
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>>155156139
yeah it's streaks,
The main difference is that I trade wins/losses but occasionally I play at around midnight when everyone brags about being "sooooo drunk lmao", I lose 4 in a row, and not even winning 3-4 in a row can bring me back

I'm pretty sure medals matter some in how much gets taken away or gained but a huge chunk is just if you're on a streak or not.

Win a game after a 3 loss streak? +15
lose the 4th time in a row? -70
win 4 times in a row? +60
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>>155155658
>Blizzard will never fix Symettra by moving her with the defense heroes.
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>>155156292
>What streams have they been on? or what channel? I've been meaning to catchup
ESL has most of them, and all the recent knockout stage matches. Might also try gosu gamers for the matches that weren't cast by ESL
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>>155156552
This is very depressing if it's true and makes me not want to try competitive.

Why do they have a comp mode if it's so fucked?
>>
HEEEEEEEEELPPPPPPPP
I CANT LOG IN

ARE THE SERVERS NUKED?
>>
How do you have fun with this game if you dont have a comp team or group of friends that are semi intelligent?
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>>155156552
>win 4 times in a row? +60
That's bullshit though since it depends on the rank of your enemies and your team. I won like 5 in a row and got 25 each game still.
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>>155156552
Blizzard quietly took apart the skill-based point gain/loss

SR change is now a simple equation of your SR vs. opposing team's SR, with a modifier for win streak/lose streak

Also, the longer you streak, the more fixed your match will be, with the aim to break your streak.
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>>155156664
Blizzard has never made a good comp mode in any game.
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>>155156685
18+
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>>155156685
He stole it from Symmetra.
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>>155156680
sounds impossible
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>>155156201
Sombra info
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>>155156664
because they want to push it as a competitive game
the secret to higher levels is just to get a stack going in quickplay with people in discord then only play with them in ranked

I sure as hell made a mistake playing solo queue after only 20 hours and have been losing my way down from plat and gold ever since with people who literally throw a tantrum every game
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>>155156680
You go to quick play, pick your waifu/husbando and just dick around
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>>155156297
>reaper
>not meta
Isn't he picked in most comp situations exactly because he annihilates tanks
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>>155156737
Does anyone actually enjoy this?

Are they not getting constant complaints? Have they talked about fixing it to be more fair based on actual individual skill or team cooperation more than just streaks?

That sounds so bullshit it almost seems fake. Wtf
>>
Tell me when the servers are back
I was having fun, apparently without practice I have 49% Accuracy on McCree and I can hard counter Reaper flanks that murder everything at my trench ranks.
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>>155156807
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>>155156892
I was told in game that i shouldn pick him. THey literally said

"DON'T PICK REAPER"
"HE IS NOT META"

and I wondered for a while. I think i saw him being picked before but this guy was yelling, he must know something I don't.

I stilled carried but it made me think.
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>>155154623
Mob Psycho 100
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>>155156957
people have been complaining about premades and 3-4 stacks against solo queue players since beta and blizzard still refuses to do anything
fat chance they do anything about this ranked system unless the pros complain
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>>155156892
He is meta. Anon simply doesn't know what he's talking about. He's not a 100% pick like Like zarya or lucio (and I don't think that a character needs to be a 100% pick to be good), but he's picked relatively often
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>>155156201
Does Sombra have a fire wall
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Now that there is a DDoS attack can we all agree that mercy is the best girl in the game?
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>>155156957
Their competitive forums are basically nothing but complaints about the way it works, complaints about soloqueue frustrations, and complaints about disconnects leading to 10 minute suspension and point loss.
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>>155157062
I always play characters who are seen as bad in meta because fuck the police

pic related
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>>155156357
Not anytime soon. She's in a good place.
>>155156842
The ARG is all the info, there aren't even character models created yet, people took it way too seriously.
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>>155156680
I started playing only a few days ago but I already have a few high level friends from goofing around in QP and adding people afterwards
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>>155157090
Watching this anime has literally improved my Overwatch gameplay.
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>>155157062
Reaper is absolutely meta. He's not super top must pick meta, he's he's a viable anti-tank option that shows up often. especially when teams run the Tripletank Ana meta
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>>155157062
http://overwatch.metabomb.net/gameplay-guides/overwatch-best-heroes-tier-list-rankings-16-09-2016-10-10-02

Reaper is viable, but people keep targeting supports instead of tanks.
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>>155157062
Unless you're being hard countered or generally ineffective it doesn't matter what you're picking

>>155157183
>Not anytime soon. She's in a good place.
>3 zarya meta is a good place

ha

hahaha
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>>155157062
>listening to sperging faggots on team chat
Why would you even do that?
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>>155156679
PLEASE RESPOND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>155157183
The ARG gave no info at all.

Is there another hero that we will see in the next couple of weeks?
>>
>a girl talks on voicechat
>everyone starts to make bad jokes and be friendly while leading the team
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>>155157208
how the fuck do you do that?
I've been playing video games for 5 years and have yet to have an online friend
do I have to literally be gay for that?
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>>155157314
Overwatch is now invite only.
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>>155157141
She absolutely is not, but that's okay! Everyone needs love!
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>>155157314
servers are kill, anon. It's over
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>>155157090
Nice, I'm torn between watching either Shin mazinger, Re zero, or GTO
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>>155157387
I want to be a cutie girl too ;___;
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>>155156453
get the ARG people on that shit
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>>155157387

>be girl
>talk in voice chat
>ANON, FUCK ME!!!!!!

i-i just wanna climb guys...
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>>155157293
I try to be a cooperative player because it is a team game, but sometimes I just don't understand. This lad picked attack torb at 2800 rank. in vodka industries. I don't understand, how did these people get here, I had to suffer and play well and carry 40% of the games.
and this guy
same rank as me
picks torb on attack.
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S-so does this mean I am your average shitter?
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>>155157387
>tfw voicechanger
^_^
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>>155157502
become a leader, all the virgins will listen to you on the spot and you will have good teamwork depending on your orders
its like mind control
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>>155157502
you're not a girl anon, we both know that
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>SoloQ my way into platinum
>play with some friends who are solid gold
>fall way into gold
>every game is a grab bag over whether or not my team actually has a brain or not

This is my grave.
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>>155155936
eyy i'm watching that right now
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>>155157387
Never seen this happen, people just communicate normally from my experience.
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>>155156201
Tell me about Roadhog.

Why does he wear the mask?
>>
>>155157141
I REALLY want to thigh-fuck mercy
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>>155157502
FUCK ME!!!
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>>155157062
>"X IS NOT META"
Meta is irrelevant for anything outside a tourney.
Even then, it's more of a starter template.
Disregard sperglords.
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>>155157694
I know the feeling, I started in platinum and fell to gold, now I'm almost in silver since my teammates are literal 12 year olds who abandon to do homework or throw a fit when they can't play dps

I feel like a babysitter having to solo support for them
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>>155157587
>tfw threatened my sister into using voice chat for me while I play to get free shit from desperate fags
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>>155157763
lewd
>>
Are we back?
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>>155157726
Because his face became mangled and distorted from excessive amounts of radiation. He wears it out of shame
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>>155157716
literally only happens on twitch chat and only as a meme
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>>155157554
yes
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>>155157694
>>155157404
Why do I love D.Va as a character but want to punch these cosplayers in the face?

These pics piss me off
>>
When will Blizzard delete Junkrat from this game? Why does some shitter always use up a DPS slot for this shit character
>hurrdurr gold damage
Thanks for feeding ana ult dickhead, I love getting my shit pushed in by shiny rien.
>>
Im just gonna stack Symmetra turrets over a popular health pack, screw my 4 DPS 1Roadhog team.
>>
>>155157995
it does happen but only with the most desperate people in the game.
Same thing with people being mean to a girl as soon as she talks, it's just a meme they use to feel oppressed.
Remember, this is a tumblr game after all
>>
>>155156507
kk94#1958

I'm too poor to be a buyfag
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>>155157554
no, you're at least a little better than the average player. Placements for shitters are usually 5-5, 4-6 or worse.

people here is bronze.
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>>155158167
How does one play Junkrat in comp without being That Guy?

He's my favorite to play and the only one I am good at aside from Lucio, who I don't want to play every single match. And I don't want to piss everyone off.
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>>155158273
I went 8-2 and placed in 2403
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>>155158167
STOP
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>>155158313
you piss off people by just being in the dps slot lol
half the playerbase wants to only play dps so if you pick one you're gonna piss someone off

just accept it
>>
>>155158313
chat mute. but if you are shit, (YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE SHIT) you should not feed enemy ults and change to something useful
>>
>>155150939
-Said no one ever.
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>>155158380
>that objective time with those elims

How fucking bad was the team you were playing against? WTF? Junkrat should never be standing around on the objective that much especially on a fucking payload game?
>>
>>155158313
In my experience, the best way is to just do it. If you're really that good as Junkrat, that should be all that matters.
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>>155157554
Only if that was in a group.
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>>155158380
>25 elims and 60k damage
jesus

>>155158313
only play him on defense, and only then as an auxiliary (ie same slot as a mei or a hanzo, secondary to a mccree or 76), and only then to hold chokepoints
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>>155158167
People don't understand that dealing damage means nothing if you can't get kills. Watching people lock in a junkrat and Hanzo and then spam doors irks me almost as much as when people try and hold points ahead of the choke.

Literal shitters. Although not nearly as bad as a game I played with a friend of mine. He's only like rank 30 and really not that great and we were straight up getting queued against people trying to hold Hollywood at our spawn. Bronze tier is scary man.
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>>155158213
>too poor to be buyfag but has a god damn home gym
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>It's another Level 30 something Hanzo on attack episode

What episode are you guys sick of seeing come up?
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>>155158374
You got carried then.
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Who do you enjoy killing the most just to hear their death scream?
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>>155158531
>9 losses
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>>155157716
It happens in extended periods, like if you have a communal voice chat everyone is in I promise you eventually drama will start because someone wants to fuck the girl.
>>
BMOLF:.i7GLPq,EJNrv0uk15SUj2FXZ
CLASSIFIED

Sombra

She melees her targets... but with what? Her cloak makes it difficult to see...
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>>155158645
I have priorities man. I got a 7' oly bar and 300 lbs of plates for $300 so that didn't send me far into the hole, and that was the biggest investment into the gym
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>>155158720
stop this gay ARG shit
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>>155158625
>People don't understand that dealing damage means nothing if you can't get kills.
I like shooting Mei walls just to steal gold from these shitters.
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>>155156453
People have posted those pictures on these generals also, previously. So whatever it is, it's not (strictly) about the newest patch(es).
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>>155158651
>Insta Hanzo lock
>Genji, Mccree, Reaper
>"Guys we need a tank"
>Roadhog
>Spam the need healing button as they continually throw themselves one by one into the enemy team
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>>155158720
>invisible melee character

time to ruin pub games
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>>155158273
I went 4-3-3 As Winston

Does that make me bad
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>>155158720
>Blizz actually giving out info

Not happening
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>Playing game
>Realize the other people are bad
>Give a few minor pointers and try to be nice
>Ask them to do stuff
>Literally every response is either "lol shut up support" or "I have 3 gold medals I don't need to listen to you"
Yeah, congrats you got top damage with 1k damage that means you clearly know how to play the game dude.

and then I realized this game is primarily played by tumblr beta males and actual children
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>>155158625
Anybody who claims they're a good Junkrat just because of their damage output is an idiot, plain and simple.
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>>155158920

>Sombra.

Spy is sapping muh Sentries!
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>>155158892
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>>155158927
If I have 3 golds means the rest of ypu nigs are fucking up.
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>>155158651
>It's another "soloqueuing in comp where no one else wants to be support" episode.
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>>155158692
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>>155158959
What makes a good Junkrat?
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>>155157395
Talk to people over the mic, maybe try to be a little funny, convince your team to do dumb strats or engage in dumb strats if they ask you to

This only really works if you're decent at the game and can pull off dumb tactics despite handicapping yourself/the team
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>>155158998
This is the reason I'm waiting for Sombra.

I hate spy but I love Phantom.
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>>155158651
>it's another fag playing as Widowmaker when we have no tank or healer episode
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>>155158927
>Ask team if someone will please play a second support or a tank
>"WELL I HAVE GOLD ELIMS SO I'M CARRYING THE TEAM"
>Gold elims is like 7
>tied with them for gold as support anyway
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Servers are back up
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>>155158675
My friend who I played all my placements with (he was doing his placements at the same time) got placed at 2345 (or 46 or something) for the exact same matches.
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>Sitting at enemy spawn and using voice lines
>Get kicked
So they finally changed inactivity paramters
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>>155158313
junkrat is literally chargebait for zarya and every support ult
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>>155159067
I try doing that sometimes but people in silver to plat have this weird thing where they only use the mic to flame
even if someone is trying to talk or make strategies, they will literally sit dead silent until they open their mic to scream at someone and put everyone on tilt

plus I have a high pitched voice for someone my age so it doesn't really work out
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I want the gold medal system removed, it's breeding too many toxic players.
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>>155159043
Please dont say ability to land shots
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grinding for lootbox is so boring now
isnt there another way i can grind faster? when can i select the mode i want to play
payload is bs and i want koth man
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>>155159236
You're supposed to do that in QP

You're not going to try getting your team to play six Winstons in ranked
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>>155158692
Pharah, that scream of pure agony is simply hilarious
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>Carrying the team this hard
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>>155159306
>isnt there another way i can grind faster?
Click the "shop" icon.
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/r/ winston saying Big Hot Monkey Dick.
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>>155159097
Don't you love when your team does really well on defence, like you do a solid hold on the first point, and then when it swaps to attack you get an insta lock Widow and fail to ever cap the point either?

I honestly don't understand what goes through these people's heads to think this is ever a good idea. It's even worse when you check their profile and they have like 2 hours played as Widow ever. And then they stick with it all the way up until the last 5 seconds when you see them swap to like Tracer and not even get out of the door before the timer ends.
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>>155159043
If you're going to narrow it down to a stat, I'd say eliminations would be the most important. Everything he does is tailored to kill people, and if you're not doing that then something is wrong.

More generally, and I'm probably going to get shit for this, but it helps if you come at him with the perspective of a tactician instead of assuming you can just throw grenades wherever the hell you want. Learn the maps. Learn your effective range and how your shots travel depending on how you angle them. Be sneaky and make sure the enemy team sees as little of you as possible, because you're made of paper and they're going to come after you if you're at all worth your salt.
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>>155159237
Hello /r/leagueoflegends!
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>>155159114
>People who brag about golds during a one sided stomp.
Fucking neck the lot of them.

Always attack Torbs and Syms too, because people focus down players and leave their ineffective as shit turrets for last. Then they have the nerve to act like they're hot shit.
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>>155158108
figures

>>155158273
>people here is bronze.
how
are you people trying to underflow or what

>>155158531
jesus anon
also no I was soloing
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Is Teamwork important in this game or can you solo the enemy team?
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>>155159345
of course, I just say things like "hey Rein, you're going a bit hard for me right now, can you try to not ball so hard and leave me behind?"

and to spite me he doesn't put up his shield all game and we lose
that's how it works in lower level I guess
everyone already thinks we're shitters, might as well throw to irritate someone else already
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>no brown goddess gf
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>>155159513
Some anon said it well: Overwatch is a weakest link kinda game. Your team is only as good as the worst player. So no carrying in this one.
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>>155159631
wtf is wrong with that helmet?
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>>155159715
it's the chest piece anon
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>>155159714
i disagree entirely
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>>155159513
It's important, but occasionally you'll see people just doing their own thing as Genji and Hanzo, thats when you know the teams gonna burn up in flames
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Holy shit please get all these middle-eastern shitskins off my EU servers, jesus christ
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servers up still down?
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>>155159715
That's the chest piece anon.
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>>155159810
If you want to be wrong, that's fine by me. But humour us, will ya. Who is the carry hero for you?
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>>155156292
>an completely nullify enemy ultimtates in ways that nobody else can possibly come close
Because Mei cannot shutdown virtually every ultimate in the game with her M1, or even her ice wall

>her ultimate can really only be stopped by another Ana ultimate
Pretty sure Mei's blizzard can shutdown any nanoboosted character with little to no risks.
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>>155159513
everyone tries to 1v6 rambo the enemy team but end up getting mulched half the time
winning is pretty much all cooperation unless you have that one guy who's 10x better than everyone else and you get him to pick the OP dps hero of the month

reaper, tracer, mccree can all carry pretty hard if you're way better than everyone else
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>>155159810
are you stupid? If your Rein is shit and dies constantly, you're:
A. usually in a 5v6
B. down a tank
C. feeding enemy ults
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i just came up against this guy. not sure if he's better or worse than mercy mains, but a masochist for sure.

he was playing genji and he wasn't very good.
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>>155160010
Mei cannot instantaenously cancel out an ultimate. She also cannot nullify the healing from Zenyatta's ult
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>>155158692
Tracer. I cant stand anything about her, so everytime I hear her dying screams I have a micro orgasm.
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>>155159552
I'm telling you to play quick play matches and try to have fun with the people you get matched with

You wanted to know how I made friends with people, that's what I did

Ranked is a different beast
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Wanting to play DPS, but your team sucks at tanking.

Having to play Tank but your team sucks at DPS'ing.

You just can't win.
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Buff Pharah nerf McCree fix Genji
have a system that teaches players how to play this game correctly
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>>155159513
Teamwork is incredibly important. You should never be thinking of Overwatch as a solo game. Even in the instances where you might be playing Tracer or Reaper and taking out the enemy's back line. It only works if the rest of your team is keeping the tanks and DPS busy so you can focus them down from the back.

I think too many people suffer from watching high level streamers play. Often they won't be communicating on the mic that much, or look like they're trying to coordinate, but that's because at the level they're playing at their team mates inherently know how to work as a team. They don't need to constantly tell them to not trickle in or clue them in to which enemy players should be focused down first or when to expect an enemy to have an ult ready because they already know that.

If you're playing in the Gold/Plat tier it's very likely you will still need to remind people "Hey their Mercy is still alive, we need to kill her before she pulls off a 4 man rez" or "Guy's that Zarya probably has ult, don't stand so close together, or get a support ult ready" you might start to get lucky in the diamond tier but you never know the bounds of human stupidity.
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>>155159945
>>155159631
I'm glad I finally understand how Pharah's armour could actually be a suit. Now I don't have to draw her as a quadriplegic in porn.
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Sombra's ult will remove friend/enemy markers and turn on friendly fire.
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>>155160228
whats the big problem here?

not all reinhardts are automatically master players, his rank isnt that bad.
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>>155159513
Have a team of skilled players means more than having teamwork.
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if blizzard adds an invis dps hero I'm gonna stop playing for real
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>>155160538
>turn on sombra ult right before dva explodes
>kill her whole team
fucking kek
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>>155160538
Sombra's ult will mute the audio of her teammates.
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Love triangle.
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theres news on sombra?
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>>155160585
I disagree, maybe fighting off cooldown, but when it comes down to it, coordination will win you a battle of vomiting ults at each other
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>winning
>player leaves
>lose
Love this meme
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What do you think?

Basically, the more heroes you counter the higher your number is. BUT also if you counter a hero that has a very high number then that raises your number more than if you counter a hero with a low number. It's called the PageRank algorithm
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>>155160730
yes
It was all prank
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>>155160726
>Love triangle
I hate the fuck outta that shit. Almost every story has one.
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>>155160362
>Guy locks in Rein
>Think to yourself "Cool, I can play a different tank finally"
>Guy constantly charges alone into the enemy team on defence
>Doesn't even pin anyone
>Desperately want to just play Rein
>Realize he probably can't play any other hero anyway.

I actually came across a guy playing Reinhardt who thought he was hot shit because he was waaaaaaaay up in the enemy team's ass constantly dying and complaining no one was with him this was on a payload map mind you but the worst part was that he had a golden weapon. So I checked his career profile, he had 300~ wins from season 1 and has never gotten past rank 38. I honestly don't know how someone can play that much and be that bad.
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>QP, having fun with less used characters
>Team having trouble capping A
>I have gold elim as Mei
>with 4 kills
>whatever
>Genji and Hanzo left the game
>The 2 DPS that were failing leave the game
>This happens again in another game

Why do poor dps leave early like it's not their fault?
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>>155160951
>picking mei on attack on a team that already has a hanzo
>either no healer or no tank
>complaining
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>>155160902
I think it's alright if it's done well. I having a feeling they are taking a lot from Warcraft in the Ana/76 thing. I feel a little bit of Turalyon/Alleria and Tyrande/Malfurion/Illidan in it.
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>>155160902
Does Reaper even have a love interest towards anyone?
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>>155160949
What the fuck even.

I'm a reinhardt main and I can tell you that you only charge if you're in ear shot of the team.

Otherwise just fucking throw fire strikes every 7 seconds and hold up your shield, Earth Shatter and make people cry.

How do you fuck that up.
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>>155160618
I just want them to add 1 more kind of instant CC like McCree's flashbang.
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>>155158380
>65k dmg
You were playing against literal shitters. Since your career avgs match your stats, I'm going to assume this is your first junkrat game, and you just started playing.

Meaning, the people you were playing against literally don't know how to play.
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>>155161110
It's hinted it was Ana. Though probably not anymore since he wants to kill her and Jack.
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>>155160579
>300 hours of holding right click
and where did i imply he's a master player because he's a reinhardt? on what planet does anyone think reinhardt mains are master players?
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>>155160362
Playing support - your team sucks at everything
I just had pharrah rocketed away from my transcendence and instakilled by mccree. You just can't win these games man
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>tfw you love playing roadhog and win most games on him but he's a niche pick and a shitty solo tank
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>>155161352
The only way is to form a party and only play with them.
Too bad 4chan is full of anti-social people besides the gayboys and traps.
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>>155161068
Not complaining, I knew we were going to lose because I'm partially to blame but why leave early when you're not doing your job? It's QP, Just switch characters and maybe you'll do better. Like, why you leave when it's your fault you not getting kills?
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Mercy's tits are fucking insane. Can't wait for replay mode.
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How long until D.Va gets gutted? Slut's as broken as a character in this game could possibly be.
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>>155160951
>Complaining about 2 DPS leaving
>Playing Mei on attack
>Which means your team is down 1 healer or tank

Please stick to QP, I would hate to have a retard like you on my team during competitive.
... But then again, you are probably silver.
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>>155161649
Just pick Zarya and laugh at D.Va.
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>>155161678
You're not even reading the first line son.
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>>155161471
>tfw added 5 people from owg and never played with them ever
>tfw no face
It's probably because of different time zones that I barely see any of them online even, but it's funnier to think that they're just your average anonymous board weirdos
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Anyone else getting bored of this game?

I have like 250 hours I play pretty much everyone on the roster (I usually just fill when I play ranked) and I'm mid diamond right now and I find myself just mindlessly playing the game and start going into cruise control

I don't get how people play like over 100 hours on one hero and not get bored

Like 70% of the game is waiting for ults and then it becomes a battle of timing and positioning of ults and if you fuck up or the enemy manages to counter your ult with theirs everything resets(if you're attacking) and you're back to farming ults or get a pick
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>>155161853
>should of

You must be 18 to use 4chan
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>>155161853
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>>155161649
Pick anybody with a beam weapon or pick Reaper.
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>>155161853
>Should of
Todd please
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>>155161869
it's probably because everyone here either only plays with diamond+ or is just here for the porn and their tumblr blogs
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>>155161882
>There are people who have played Vs. AI for longer than you

Now that's boring as fuck
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>>155161602
Her ribcage is fucking insane, her suit is vaccum-packed to that shit. It's pretty hot.
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>>155161649
>dva
>broken
?????
wait for her defence matrix to go down and she's a sitting duck. or play zarya and you don't even have to wait. the only thing annoying about her is that zero suit has the tiniest hitbox.
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Which Overwatch girl has the biggest nose_
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>they have a solo-queue grandmaster
>we're doing well despite that
>can't make the final push because some fucking plat is using Hanzo
WHY THE FUCK IS HE EVEN ALLOWED TO BE PICKED IN COMP
AND WHY THE FUCK ARE PLATS BEING MATCHED WITH GRANDMASTERS
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*tips*
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What if the ESL and Blizzard let Austria and Hungary team up for the world cup? just for old time's sake
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>>155162284
The real question is which of them has the most tumblr red nose
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Going full report police on you degenerates. You can't spoiler NSFW content on a blue board and you can't post shopped

And stop posting fetish crap, you're as bad as any militant furry
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>>155162392
mei
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>>155162284
Probably Pharah or Symmetra
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>>155161853
LEARN HOW TO DRAW FEET. I'm not a footfag, but this is just terrible drawings of feet.
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>>155162392
Overwatch is Bizarro as fuck. their tumblr fanbase immediately goes for Zarya, Symmetra, Mei, and Pharah, when of all the cuties, Tracer best fits their ideals
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>>155162483

Ayy fuqu their feet are great
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either server is down or i got banned. which is it?
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>Gosu NA got cancelled because DDoS
on one hand, that's funny. On the other hand, it gave me time to think, and I realized that their map ban system is absolutely retarded. I can see each team being able to ban one or two maps, then the first map is RNG, with the loser picking map each time
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>>155162510
Yeah, but she's white and english. She doesn't have issues, they can't identify with a skinny girl that's not oppressed or misunderstood.

>>155161882
After 135 hours I'm a bit bored of QP, but thankfully they added Eichenwalde and that helped pique interest. Comp season 2 is now up and I can't wait to play that some more, barely played season 1.
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>>155162760
country?
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>>155160902
>inplying the tyrande/malfurion/illidan/maiev wasn't the tightest hottest shit

It is pretty cheesy though
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>>155162648
It's mission impossible for all these fanartists, holy shit.
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>>155161927
>>155161987
I dont get this meme
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>>155163142
"Should of" is not a phrase in the English language.
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>>155161221
>hinted
I don't think so, he's probably just jealous that jack has a bro that has his back always, whereas his supposed bro abbandoned nim. Just another thing feeding his inferioriy complex
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>>155163142
it's supposed to be one word, anon. "shouldof"
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>>155163142
What meme?
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>>155161853
Why is ana blue?
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>>155163260
what is you talking about my nigga
I hear that shit all day in the streets
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>>155163142
The meme is that americucks cannot into their own language even.
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>>155162838
>implying russian women are generally oppressed or misunderstood.

Tumblr is retarded
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>>155163478
what is it about you people that you have to constantly bash america?
do you seriously have that much of an inferiority complex?
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>>155163645

Cucks always cuck.
Just remember to vote for Trump to piss these cultural marxists off.
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People are excited for lore shit come November but what are the chances of seeing the happenings of the explosion?
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>>155163645
It's not about inferiority, it's about being dumbfounded by how ignorant americans are (of the world around them). Americans are like an uncle that you can't take seriously, because they keep spouting inane shit. But you can't lecture them either, because they are too stubborn to learn.
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https://youtu.be/1kE9rYOnimM

Pls no bully

>Tracer says thanks

Cute!
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Server's good?
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>>155163645
Because it triggers ameritards
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Guys....guys....

What if....

Reaper is Phara's father?
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>>155163878
>76 lost his whole face

This came out a while ago didn't it.
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>>155163878
I thought it was just supposed to be focused on the team's formation and very early years.
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>>155163957
>xbox
>doesn't even have a cool emote or skin

Diskliked
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>>155163878
Is this comic implying that 76 is two-face now?
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>>155164032
He would have to known her before Overwatch.
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>>155164032
She took a mexican-american cocktail, so we'll never learn. he's not her father though, none of the known heroes is. Unless you're implying that there's a silk spectre/the comedian situation going on
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>>155164032
phara is latina
I can agree, dat booty
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>>155163919
>>155164016
sure looks like an inferiority complex to me lol
do us all a favor and keep your shit to your therapist and /int/
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Are the servers still fucked?
Got quiters on my team for two games in a row, I quit for the day.
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>>155164248
Loli Fareeha is cute
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>>155158142
They didn't even attempt making the mech which is objectively the sexiest part of the character
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>>155164114

>shrug/laugh
>ebony

Are you kekking me m8y. I have 60/60 unlocks on McMeme.

Classic recolors
>eh, blacks best
On the Range
>ok
White Hat
>mark of a shitter
All other skins
>no Bamf belt
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>>155164047
I know he still has his face with some measly scars but I like to pretend he looks just as fucked up under the visor as whatever treatment Reaper got.
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I can't stop playing as Reaper

He's the only hero I play now, I think I'm starting to loving playing as him a bit too much now
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>>155164323
Save money, travel the world, learn stuff.
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>>155164690
I don't mind a good reaper, considering he's one of the only things that gives tanks a hard time
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>>155164323
We don't waste money on therapists because someone hurt our feefees on the internet, anon. We simply go to 4chan, to piss off the americans even more. They are so easily baited after all. Talk about inferiority complex.
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>>155160949
>My team fucking sucks!
Yeah, I've played with that Rein.
On the plus side bubbling him gives me guaranteed energy.
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Torb is the least accurate character in OW. He needs to be a true swede
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The Big Short (2015)
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How do I find out about the story? Like canon wise?
Do you have to buy the comics or something?
What the fuck, why aren't all these shit included a game setting like "extras" ffs
its a damn FULL GAME price, fucking compete like one
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>>155165217
>5 torbs
>0 best win pose
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>>155165256
Don't bother with the story of this game

In true Blizzard fashion, despite the fact that they started from a 100% clean slate there are already many contradictions and inconsistencies throughout in many points
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>Skillrat
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>>155165068
Is he crying becausethe recoil hurt his shoulder?
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>>155165256
nigga you're on the internet
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Whats with people in QP and their absolute fear of playing a tank or support?

Literally every team i'm in has a genji, hanzo, junkrat or some other stupid shit class.
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>>155163573
But anon, her country was invaded, she was literally oppressed by robots!

Who are now being oppressed!
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>>155165471
They're all on comp.
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>>155165471
Complaining about bad players in QP in this game is like complaining that bad players in LFR in WoW
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>>155165401
Yeah. a soft ass recoil did that to him
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>The 47 Percent Club
http://amomentincrime.com/
what is this meme
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>>155165590
Sombra shit that has revealed absolutely fucking nothing about Sombra herself.
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>>155165256
Comics are all free but there will be a graphic novel coming out that actually focuses on the lore. In-game character interactions reveal lore and you can google those. All the animated shorts are canon.
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Is there a way to permanently disable game chat?
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>Premades
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>>155165838
Is the chronological order of everything in a wikipedia/db?
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>>155163573
No, anon, it's not that she's Russian. They like her because she's buff and unfeminine and has wacky dyed hair, which is irrefutable proof that she's a trans lesbian. There's no way she could just happen to be these things and NOT be a raging carpet-muncher on hormone therapy - after all, as we all know, a good character is defined entirely by their sexuality and gender identity and how obviously they display those things! :^) Why does Tumblr ruin everything it touches, holy shit.
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>its a no matter who switches to what hero and what the team does everyone gets dropped everytime we push episode
Fucking hate these games
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>one win away from regaining Master Rank
>Hanzo on KOTH that doesn't switch the entire game
Thanks
Is there a way to get these people banned? Just fuck them entirely honestly.
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>>155166193
You could try to provoke them into saying 'nigger'. It's the only sure way
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Why is the game so dead right now? Is it because of you know what?
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>tfw halloween event will only have a couple legendary skeins, some recolors and half the cast will get fuck all
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>play on PS4
>all the top ranked people use Mouse and Keyboard

Why in the FUCK is this allowed?
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>>155165889
Probably, but it's also not really clear. You can assess which comics are before/after Overwatch disbands, and it doesn't look like any of them are from before/after it re-forms. It's guaranteed that the McCree comic is after OW disbands and before it re-forms though, since Talon is alive and well.

>>155165987
Those reasons are why Blizz made her though. They want that SJW money. And it worked.
It does make good porn though. :^)
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>>155166479
>buy inferior version of the game
>get mad that it's unferior
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>>155166464
>game is dead at night time on Sunday
Gee, what a surprise

We can't all be fucking NEETs anon
>>155166559
Unferior is not a word anon, Blizz just needs to do something about these fags.

Honestly though I'm burned out at this point.
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>>155166479
probably because you can't stop the PS4 from having mouse/keyboard input, get a mouse and keyboard and join them
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>>155166559
>inferior
>when the PC version censors your comments
Cucked out of free speech
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>>155166535
I know, but I was encouraged by the fact that they actually tried to make her seem like a real character (hating omnics and wanting to defend her country, etc.). I think there is something there to like, which is why it bugs me when people reduce her to superficial traits like that.
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>>155166698
I'm pretty sure everyone turns that off.
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>>155166698
>complaining about a feature you can't even use

lmao
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>no job too big
>no score too small
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>>155166469
I just want some Widow loot. I didn't get all of it for the Summer Games.
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>>155166651
You have to buy some sort of special adaptor that costs like $100.
Fuck that.
The majority should not have to change for the minority anon.
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>>155167123
No it doesn't
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>>155167053
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>>155165532
>>155165547
Well than fuck that I'm doing competitive. I lost 5 rounds in a row in QP because of my damn team.
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>>155167173
Yes it does.
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>>155166772
>Getting an inferior version of a feature
loving every laugh
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>>155167176
Tracer didn't stand a chance
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>>155167123
Well, then bend over and prepare your anus for the m/kb master race
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>>155167301
It's the only version and nobody uses it anyway
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>>155166768
Yeah, it does suck. I really like the interactions between her and Bastion/Zenyatta, also interesting how her abilities and theirs tie in so much. A team stuck in her black hole can either get shredded by a Bastion, or be saved by a Zen ult.

>>155167040
I would like that suit as a skin, hopefully we get something like that in the RNGboxes.

>>155167123
Then buy the PC version online. It's 45 bucks including tax, and everyone won't be on the same level since playing with a controller is actually a handicap.
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>>155167349
Does anyone?
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>>155167040
>tfw never got Eidgenossen
I just wanted a fucking red costume for Mercy that isn't that Devil shit
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>>155157554
I went 6W 4L and got placed in 2336, so take pride in being better than me.
(I played Roadhog for all my placements even though Soldier, McRee, and D.Va are my mains)
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>>155167553
>let me just waste hundreds of dollars on a computer for one game
I'd sooner mash my own shit through the hole in the disk.
Except I can't because I bought it digital.
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>>155151493
100% True
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post your hottest bluepage friendly hanzo
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>>155167905
>ywn take a bath with junkrat
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
>>
Did you know that Lucio has the same exact backstory as Jetstream Sam just without the katana?

It's true, look it up
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>>155167869
What computer do you have right now anon? OW runs pretty okay on toasters.
>>
Is there anything more cancerous in this game than stacks?
They
>suck each other's dick and constantly tell each other they're the only ones doing anything
>boss everyone else around
>threaten to dump reports on anyone who doesn't follow them and their dumb strats
>blame literally everyone else other than themselves when the inevitable loss comes

seriously, I calibrated to almost plat and have lost down to silver due to this shit, it's always the dudebros who say "nah man, don't worry" who eventually flame and scream and act like fags.
>>
>be Zarya defending
>1 vs 3 on the point Hollywood because everyone else on both teams died
>killed them all with my ult
>on like 50 HP though
>Hanzo walks round the corner
Not even going to lie I hid behind the car scared for my life
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>>155168009
A Dell laptop that's like 6 years old.
I only use it to type my papers, for everything else I use my phone.

Being a collegefag is rough anon
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>>155168113
>I calibrated to almost plat and have lost down to silver due to this shit

Nope, it's BECAUSE you're shit. I feel like I play on another fucking planet, I solo queue all the time and have never had stacks complain about me, sometimes I even get compliments.
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>>155168009
>OW runs pretty okay on toasters.
LIES!!!
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>>155167965
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>>155168113
>People reporting someone because they didn't follow a certain meta or for disagreeing with a hero choice

Why do people do this? Do they actually think "He picked widow on attack" is going to get someone banned even if it is a retarded pick?
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>>155168618
I think after a certain amount of reports you get banned automatically
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How do you see medals before the match end?
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>>155168821
I need these outfits as skins already
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>be stage ilions
>gets pushed into the pit
>be lucio
>le ebin wall ride out the pit like a boss while others taking fire

fucking A man
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>4 crates with 3 silver 1 blue icon in a row

Fucking how? Did they increase the chances of getting garbage or something?
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>>155169025
tab?
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>>155169146
>get a legendary
>it's just coins
>i have all the good legendaries already anyway
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>>155168821
how old is tracer in this?
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>one win off Master again
>Tracer and Genji keep picking off my teammates
>the Tracer is annoying as fuck and keeps killing me despite the fact I'm Zarya
>switch to Hog
>79% hook accuracy
>win 3-0 and get my Master Rank back
I can sleep tonight, thank you Hoggy
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>>155169358
Filthy Tom is a national treasure
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>>155168218
I am absolutely sure I belong in gold-plat. I kept it pretty steady for weeks in there but for the last couple days I've lost every match. Every match there's a stack of assholes who talk and joke in comms and blame the solos for everything and brag about being the only ones doing anything.
they take up the dps slots, and bitch about heals when they overextend and die.
every attempt to try to reason with them is met with flame and blame

idk what game you're playing but I'd love to get in one of those
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>>155152308
>My vein cane in your boyslit.
This has nothing to even fucking do with Overwatch anymore.
I couldn't just copy and paste the entire Tory party manifesto as a post and excuse it by putting a picture of Tracer next to it.

Go be gay somewhere else.
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>>155169359
6.
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>tfw your team is doing so decently, you barely get Huge Success before you win
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I'm convinced twitch player Pokelawls aka Poke is one of the best players in this game.
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>>155169565
>replying to a 4 hour old post
I was busy reading Mob Pyscho 100 and you grab my attention with a reply for that? You fucking cuck.
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>>155161602
>mfw i actually think the sexiest part of mercy is her ribcage
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Can you blame your team if you have 4 gold and lose medals or no.
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>>155169846
I refresh my page at strange times.
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>75%+ hook accuracy in quick play
>decide to try to hard carry on comp
>60% hook accuracy during good matches
Fuck Zarya always putting bubbles on people right before my hook lands
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Playing random in QP can be pretty fun.
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>>155162079
>>155169854
What if Mercy has pectus excavatum?
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>>155169359
Younger than 21
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>>155170030
>What if Mercy has pectus excavatum?
I don't actually know what that looks like on women.
I've only ever seen it on guys on /fit/.
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>That moment you tranq dart an ulting Genji
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>>155169958
>playing a class that literally gives you free kills
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>>155170143
I attached a picture in that post for you.
Or did you think that was just a random broad?
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>>155170152
>tranq the genji
>nano boost the zen who's shotgunning him as he sits there lifeless

FUCK YOU YOU NINJA FUCK
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>>155168212
>>155168294
If it's 6 years old then yeah, you're a bit fucked, sorry anon. I run OW on a Mac via bootcamp, and I even get 70 fps.

>>155169854
Me too anon, me too. how do i draw ribcage porn, i really to but i'm not sure how

>>155170030
Then her actual chest would be sunken in, not making her ribcage more pronounced and also being very painful for her breasts.
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>>155170289
>Or did you think that was just a random broad?
Yes, I did.
Because it looks nothing like how it looks on guys. I don't even see a divot in her chest.
I think her tits might be in the way.
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>>155167965
I want to defile this dragon prince.
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>>155170352
>I run OW on a Mac via bootcamp
Anon what
what are you doing
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>getting randomly ulted by Ana
>I'm just holding M2 as Rein on the payload
it's kinda annoying because it's like "HEY GO GET A POTG" out of nowhere
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>>155170445
that's why you don't notice it as much in women, their tits cover for it a little
>>
men are more attractive than girls
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>>155170686
Girls and girls with small penises that like to be very girly and cute are the best.
Men are icky anon.
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>>155168294
>runs fine
>freezes then crashes
>5/6 of my competitive matches were like this so i just gave up on playing it
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>>155170686
>>155170814
what the fuck are we doing anymore
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>>155170616
Industry standards suck anon, no one uses windows in video editing unless the program you're using requires it. Just came from a work experience at a film studio and almost everyone was using a mac except the people working in Maya. It pains me more than you know.
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>>155170814
>doesn't like strong muscular men
Fag
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>>155170936
I don't know anon.
I wish I could just disappear from reality, like a thought death.
I don't want to think.

It'll get better though, I'm just down and I always get a little sad on Sundays
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>>155170936
I haven't been here long to check but I think one of tumblr, tf2g, or r9k leaked into here and they really like to talk about gay shit
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Does anyone want to group up on xbone? Ill be playing for the next 4 hours or so.

>That sweet 20% bonus
>No mics required
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Hate joining matches that already begun, how do you turn off this shit
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Why do you guys suck streamers' dicks ingame?

Fucking shitters.
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Why is this bitch blue when everyone else is perfectly normal?
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>>155171073
Sundays suck, anon, but it's only 4 days till friday, so keep it together senpai, do not despair
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>>155171195
you hit 25 and play comp
then you worry about your rank for a while before realizing that it's a meaningless number and all it does is give you easy/hard matches
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>>155171259
I once told the real Muselk that he was a fake Muselk

Does that count
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Who's the highest rank in /owg/ for each platform?
I've seen Masters from PC players in here, and I'm currently 3512 on PS4.
Xbone?
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>>155171307
Because she doesn't have blood circulation.
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Robot Dog hero when?

It can even have a cute backstory where it was Genji's childhood pet
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I just bought the game Friday and I am so fucking hooked. I thought it was trash before played it. I am used to FPS style and I hate MOBOS with a passion.

But this, this is an entirely different beast.

PS if I main Hanzo will you hate me forever?
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>go to overbuff
>buddy of mine is ranked way higher % than me with a hero
>even though all of my stats are miles better than theirs and i have been playing that hero a lot longer, meaning i consistently get good stats
>i even have more wins than them

what the fuck m8
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>>155171176
>tfw i leaked here from /pg/
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>>155171387
So Widowmaker is a zombie?
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>>155169392
I feel like we are 2 of maybe 5 people in /owg/ at Master
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>>155171307
>when everyone else is perfectly normal
There's a talking gorilla, anon.
And a pair of sentient robots.
And a man who disappears into smoke like a goddamned vampire.
And an obese man who can withstand ungodly amounts of bullets and heals himself by drinking from gasoline containers.
And a woman who can turn into an ice cube.
And a qt pacifist doctor who just kinda dabbles in necromancy.
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just like pharah's limbs
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>>155171434
overbuff stats are based on who opts in and what level players you play against
you can have amazing stats on heroes like I have on roadhog, but if you aren't at a high mmr for qp or ranked you won't ever have a high rating
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Male tracer is a slut
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>>155171312
Thanks anon
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>>155171519
Isn't Master like the bronze tier of last season though?

It seems way too easy to get into Diamond this season too.
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>>155171535
Yeah but theyre not blue.

Why is she blue?
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>>155171568
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>>155171568
bless you
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>>155171543
... What? So it's basically based on your own level (meaning you get more higher level people coming at you)?

I'm only level 200 and they are 300something so is that why? What the fuck. Are you serious? What the fuck.

The site seems useless then.
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>>155171595
>bronze
>last season
wut
Also idk
I was 72 peak last season, and I'm currently like 3589 peak this season. I certainly haven't got any worse because I'm learning how to survive better on solo queue thanks Zarya, so maybe Master Rank is around 70+ from last season
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>>155171712
not your level, your MMR
your level is just how much game time you have
your MMR is the hidden rank that determines who you play vs and comp rank is them showing you that rank
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>>155171535
>And a qt pacifist doctor who just kinda dabbles in necromancy.
Necromancy has never hurt anyone.
>>
The ammount of stuff that can interrupt or stun on this game is crazy.
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>>155171536
>sep 12
How've I not seen this before?
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>Finally get to 2900
>in first match at 2900 some dipshit picks symettra and plays her the entire fucking game
>drop down to 2850 when we inevitably lose
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>>155171259
I played with InternetHulk once.

I didn't know who he was because I don't watch any streams or tournaments like a fag

I did however recognize the name from the mcree aimbot fiasco and remembered the vid so I was like

>Aren't you the guy in that video where mccree ults and then snaps on the reaper on the stairs on gibraltar before he was even visible?


Turns out he was streaming when we played, wish I had known so I could see the streams chat
He got real salty and defensive
>>
>>155171643
Because her heartbeat was artificially slowed, to make her a better sniper or something.

You need to explain why this is a bigger hang-up for you than the girl who can travel through time.
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>>155171808
But if I have better overall stats and more wins than them, why is my MMR worse? Why would they be fighting against better players than me if I seem to be more skilled than them?

I am so confused.
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>>155171905
unless you literally play with him 100% of the time, you both have different MMRs and his is higher than yours
he probably won more games against better players when you weren't playing with him
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>>155171536
>mercy/roadhog confirmed
Fantastic.
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>>155171434
you already posted this and i already told you that your hero rank is heavily based on your sr and comp performance
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>>155171514
Kinda yeah.
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>>155171343
Reminds me when he and B4nny fought and he was getting so crushed, B4nny's friend was saying "The thing is not winning, is 21x0 him". Poor guy.
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>>155171982
Oh. No, I don't always play with them. I'm still confused about how they have a higher MMR but I guess that explains it?

They're quite a bit higher % than me so it was weird since without looking at the percentage I seem to be much better than them.
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My gold subscription expires tomorrow. I start my new job at Universal Studios Tuesday so it'll just be a couple weeks or so before I can resub and play again.
I'm gonna miss it a lot. This is a special game. I'm gonna miss the intense moments, working with people and that feeling of succeeding. I'm gonna miss the baddies who flash their hero over and over to make everyone change. The all-McCree/all-Genji rushes. I'm gonna miss those too. I'll miss the shitters.
I'll probably be here a little less for the next month. I'll miss you all very much. You STD sharing fucks.
Post some ass.
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>>155172128
What are you doing at Universal anon? have fun working for Comcast
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>>155172105
A player at SR 1000 could be really good at that skill level and have great stats

Now consider a player at 3000 SR who is pretty good but not great, and his stats are average on that same hero

Do you honestly think that the flatvstats are even comparable?
>>
How the hell do I counter D.Vas as McMeme, or just any other tank really?
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hello all,

with my PC, can I buy this and play competitive?
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>>155172273
flat stats*
>>
https://discord.gg/7vQmC

Feel free to contribute ;)
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>>155172280
You switch to reaper, you dumbo
>>
bum limit
new thread
>>155172416
>>155172416
>>155172416
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>>155172280
headshot headshot headshot
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>>155172336
Nope just throw that shit out the window and start over again you could run it at like 100 FPS on ultra with that dipshit
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>>155172280
you use wiston or zarya
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>>155154653
Z) McCree
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>>155172280
flash and run or flash and headshots
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>>155172504

fuck. I guess I'm buying a macbook to play it
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>>155172336
I play on a laptop with geforce 850M (roughly equivalent to a gtx 750)

Low settings, 60 fps

Good enough to get me into the top 2% in comp, you should be fine
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>>155172280
Zarya counters D.Va the hardest out of all the tanks, D.Va can counter herself a bit, Rein and Roadhog are okay at it, Winston does not counter her at all. McMeme is not good against her unless you flash point-blank and LMB instead of RMB on her giant head hitbox.

>>155172336
Duh
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>>155172280
Hog can hook and shotgun her HUGE critbox

Zarya just meme beams her to death

Reinhardt can charge her and his hammer doesn't care for defense matrix or gremlin hitbox size

Winston has the most trouble since he does half damage to her armour
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>>155172336
>24 gigs of ram
why tho?
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>>155172749

video editing
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>>155148991
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Has anyone had an issue with Mercy or Torb where you just cannot switch to your other weapon and get stuck on your current weapon? I've had it happen as Torb and its frustrating to say the least when I just want to use my hammer
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>>155173173
Well i kind of had the same issue, but it turned out to be a mouse wheel thing.

Found out later I could just use 1 and 2 to switch weps as a temporary fix.
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