/pdg/ - PAYDAY General

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haha lol

>>155066631
oh great now we're stuck with this shitty meme edition for a week

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>>155066910
You could always try deleting the thread

>>155066631
>99.9 billion spending cash
hmmmmmmmmmmm

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Crook, Rogue, or Burglar? I can't really decide.

TOURNEY HEISTS INFO

>>155003203
>>155004879
>>155005578
>>155044626

>>155067496
Grinder

How do we make Payday great again

>>155067934
Didn't buy Sokol. I wouldn't use Grinder anyway, abiding by the meta in any game feels boring.

>>155068724
just use hitman then

>>155068724
Use the DLC Unlocker
Grinder is good because it works with any build, has health regeneration, and doesn't cover your sexy clothes in ugly armor. It also isn't situational, making it literally perfect.

>>155069214
Wait why? Hitman only gives me akimbo and the armor recovery increase is near useless.

>>155069302
>Hitman [...] is near useless
i thought you didn't abide by the meta

>>155069302
Because we have a new meme in which namefags shitpost

>>155069486
I use Burglar most of the time because of the utility, I was just wondering if it was worth maxing out Crook and Rogue in my spare time.

I don't really see the point in wasting skill points on suppressor skills when you can achieve the same effectiveness with weapons already.
If you think anything over 92 accuracy makes a difference, you are silly as heck.

>>155069773
shhhhh
don't try to talk reason into the shitposters

>>155069773
>Not a single primary shotgun got conceal +3 bonus mod

>>155070229
what the fuck
are you sure you're replying to the right post?

>>155067496
crook is rogue but better
burglar is a sthelf-only perk deck

>>155070565
Thx anon

>>155070229
Uh

>>155070229
>Bronco can reach 33 of conceal but it cant use suppressors

/pdg/ tourney when :^)

I finally fucking found out how you're supposed to do Lab Rats
Sentries

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Why didn't the Commissar just leave in his helicopter while the gang were going up the building?

>>155075147
he was enjoying a MARTINI in there

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>>155075692

WHY is nobody playing the tournament right now

>>155075984
Already did both heists on DW

>>155075147
Because the heli hadn't arrived until after you had reached the top?

>>155076613
Maybe he just hadn't called the heli in yet because it couldn't do shit to the gang while they were inside the building until they were exposed at the top

>>155076343
you can do them more than once

John Wick players are consistently the worst

>>155079990
bodhi and sokol players also

>>155080045
No, they cannot all three be worst
They are all bad but Wick is worst

>>155080116
they are literally all three the worst, equally, and infinitely

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>>155066631
SILENCER SKILLS ARE OP

NERF THEM

>>155084481
we don't need to nerf or remove silent shitter

we just need to bring loud guns up to a level that can compete with silent shitter

>>155084481
>lol I post b8 to get free (you)s!
great use of your weekend night

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>heist is almost over and we have 7 medkit charges remaining
>use a one charge to refill my health for the escape
>chatspamming pocohud host gets mad at me because "ure only supposed to use medkits when you have 3 downs!!"
Truly the fucking scum of the earth

>>155085438
>using the bait meme invented by /v/
>using the you meme invented by /s4s/

get out

Meth batch complete

Reminder: Far-away cops will hesitate to shoot at you unless you shoot first. If you're running out in the open, like to inspire someone and run back, consider not shooting along the way and all the (potentially tons of) far-away cops will let you go.

get gude get hoxhude

>>155071261
>suppressing a revolver
now that you mention it i want one of these
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagant_M1895

>>155087762
>Russian
SOLD

>>155087762
>have to reload one bullet at a time
Fuckin hell

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hoxfag here
have some CLOVER PORN

http://payday-clover.tumblr.com/

>>155088498
i hate hoxton's shitty new edgelord mask so much
i hate shitty new edgelord hoxton so much

>>155088719
me too nigga but there's nothing we can do about it
just enjoy the little porn we have

>using the weapon butt with a handgun/smg on a dominated cop lets you use it as a human shield/take less damage at the cost of mobility,plus allowing you to move domcops in stealth

would you or would you not?

>>155089497
almost every other melee weapon would become dead content excluding the current meta.

>>155089630
>implying they already aren't
i joined 4 games the other day and EVERYONE had either the buzzer/electrical knuckles or the katana

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>that one host who bring three sentries for the Search DW

>>155089792
it would further cement their demise

LEETLE WOLFEE

>>155068724
>Grinder
>Meta
>Implying those betas can handle DW with Grinder

>>155089792
>doesn't mention the ice pick, which is literally better than the katana
Hmmmm this convinces me that you know what you're talking about

>>155091346
no

i like the nail gun

>>155091346
How is it better

RESSU FUCKING RECTED!

>>155091521
same

why is the tournament version of The Search is so fun?

>>155091574
it's significantly faster for everything except repeat swings and if you're doing multiple uncharged swings in a row you're doing it very wrong and are just begging for a 150 damage knife to the face

>>155091770
>and if you're doing multiple uncharged swings in a row you're doing it very wrong and are just begging for a 150 damage knife to the face
t. "i don't know how to kite or flank" pro

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>>155091696
Because for the first time in a year, we have a challenging difficulty that doesn't make you believe the game was aimed for a casual audience.

>"we want the dark souls audience" Overkill - 2016

>>155092064
in BOTH of those you can and should just charge the melee a little bit you dolt

why mel when you have gun

shoot gun

big loud kill cop blgagagagagaggg

use gun

>>155092635
for the +50% reload and free health of course

>>155080045
Fucks wrong with sokol?

>>155093339
shitters play him

>>155093339
bad VA

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that you /pdg/?

>>155093528
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13061

>>155093536
>pocohud
Kys

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>>155093536
>AA12 with silent shitter

>>155093536
>Pocohud
>Silent killer
>FAKS

>>155093580
incomplete and has very varied volume levels sadly or I would be using it in a heartbeat

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>silencer skills are bad

weak heister say take shirt or baby armor, say "run fast, no cop bullet, no hurt, no pain, go fast, kill fast, run more fast than bullet"

idiot heister only fall down fast, die in custody fast
you can not run more fast than bullet
no armor? cop bullet find fast, kill fast, more fast than you

big heister, strong heister, big armor, big gun, shoot cops, kill cops, take cop bullet and eat, strong iron heister, big money heister, kick bank, bank fall down, bank die in custody, big bank money heister money, big armor big money, big gun, shoot gun, get money

>>155094060
It's a vintage meme from the days of low base damage, fake accuracy and expensive skills.

i must kill fast but bullets too slow, what do /pdg/?

>>155096164
Slice and dice.

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>>155096164
Use weaboo katana with brawler skills. It's so meta it's not even funny anymore.

any mods that removes all of my guns in the inventory?

i need to nuke my inventory and start fresh...

i need to remove my faggottry of deagle brand deagle and ez mode Gay Lesbian 40 launcher...

>>155098519
You mean...sell them all?

Why do you need a mod to do that?

>>155098754
and i forgot to say in the post where im a returning player...
and i used a mod that enables previously missing mods on guns like drum mag,vert grips and such...
Those apparently caused it...i tried on clean save and game launched a-ok...
When i used my OG save(which is XXV-25 which i don't want to do the grind again)it crashes on press any button menu...

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP OVERKIKE!!!

>>155098872
So you're good now?

>>155099509
obviously not senpai,i don't want to start over...i've already spent 1k+ hours in this game and restarting over is not an option unfortunately...

>>155099570
but it definitely is an option

>>155099570
Would it work again if you launched using the mod again?

I don't think you have a choice short of finding a backup copy of the game that used to work or editing the save file manually.

>>155099601
well starting over is not an option for me...

>>155099643
i'm currently in process of scrounging the forums and whatnot to work this shit out...

all i got is this lua mod that i have no idea on how to do with...

link to bread : http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/14/357287935546271202/?ctp=2

augh i'm dyin, i need a medic bag

>>155099891
sit on THIS, cinderella

>>155088719
somebody please explain me why the old hoxton is better I barely played pdth

>OVERKILL! ENOUGH SAID
this line shouldn't trigger me as much as it does
jesus

>>155088498
thats a weird lookin vag

>half of overkill are furries
>the majority of the '''''''''''''''big names''''''''''''''' are even worse furries
>half of their mod squad baby defense team are also furries

holy shit im out

>>155101378
/pdg/ is a scalie household bby
your safe here

Is anybody streaming heists? I want to listen to /pdg/s heisting while I'm working at 6 fucking am.

anyone here is at max level?
is save games share-able?
my saves are fucked cuz lmao vert grips are a big no no...

>>155101706
just start over its not that hard

>>155101629
am i supposed to be on mic shouting about how bad i am at the game or can i just enable steem streem and shoot cop's for fun

>>155101743
what if i told you that i already maxed level'd in all of my 1100+ hours spent on this game...i could not bear the prospect to do all of it AGAIN...

not this shit again....

>>155101798
The latter is fine. If I wanted to listen to people yapping, I'd be watching Dota streams.

>>155101836
sux 2 b u
just use cheats like the rest of us

>>155101883
welp...

>>155101836
To be fair, only the prospect of re-farming the mods or mask materials to remake your masks is demoralising.

Heists shit out exp in the millions even on OVK and DW is piss easy for now so you just need a couple guns and a full perk deck to roll face. After V-100, it stops mattering so you can just casually get more infamy points at your leisure.

Legitimate XXV-100s with only 100-200 hours is sadly common now. No longer the days where V-100s needed 500 hours or more.

>>155101867
http://steamcommunity.com/broadcast/watch/76561198025078318/
connection might suck because i live in a basement

>>155102001
Cheers.

>>155101980
use goonmod and set the price of everything to 0

>>155101980
welp might as well fuck off from this game altogether....it was a good ride /pdg/...it was a good ride...

>>155102001
>Anon is currently unable to maintain a stable broadcast connection to Steam.
RIP, thanks for trying.

>>155102097
bye

ONE!

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123th for best weapon of the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJV3PBluBMo

>>155107052
>console shitters are the only ones that like the thanatos

Anyone got the NATO mod? Looks like it's not on lastbullet anymore

Thoughts on community skins so far?
They're mostly all terrible, but I really dig the detail behind The Harvest's painted look

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>>155107717
Without having tried them, I think the Technology, Floral Thrust, and Shooting Star skins don't look bad. Somebody mentioned that they liked the M90 Camo.

Lack of a unifying theme kind of hurts all the skins since they look like something out of a grab bag instead of refined skins but it's understandable if OVK wanted people to start pumping out skins and get their feet in the door.

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>mummy burnt the toast again

casual reminder that the Shooting Star skin was made by one of /pdg/'s own

>>155110323
friendly reminder that the Shooting star's creator is a shill

http://downloads.lastbullet.net/17330

UMP-45
U
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4
5

>>155107717
>Thoughts on community skins so far?

Overkill went safe on this collection and made sure shitters and metafags would have at least more than one skin to jerk too (unlike the biker skins where we have total failures like the RPK skins that nobody want).

Most of the epic skins, the flaming deagle and Harvest crosskills are based. The legendary is a big fuck-up and is legit worse than a normal Raven you can mod.

Is the Profiles thing a BLT mod or a base game feature?

>>155111593
Base game.

>>155111652
Well, If you have a stelf build with Six sense, you can buy Inside man assets with your stealth build then switch back to your loud build. No more Escape van-less heists!

I don't understand DW
It either has a shitton of cops or barely any cops and I can't figure out what causes the difference

>you can hide your head inside drills and you wont take any damage
GOOD GAME

>>155115886
Some heists might have more spawn points and spawn pools, some heists might have less.

Also the host's CPU matters. Toaster hosts will spawn less cops over time because they are slower, and hosts with better computers will just shit out cops as fast the game will allow.

Cheesing loud DWs with shit hosts is a thing.

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>>155116781
>Also the host's CPU matters. Toaster hosts will spawn less cops over time because they are slower, and hosts with better computers will just shit out cops as fast the game will allow.

>>155093642

Hey, don't knock it till you try it. Nothing removes donut from the premises faster

>>155093536
>>155117790
>using silent shitter on something you already have a 75% damage boost for
Never go full retard

>>155111265
>Based
Back to twitter with you fucking blm nigger

>>155117718
>facts
Slower CPUs process spawns slower than faster CPUs.

Payday 2 lobbies are p2p, all computations are done on the host's computer, OVK only hosts the Crime.net lobby search and Side Jobs servers.

This also plays into cops reacting slower to you yelling or shooting at them on top of lag/desync.

Sometimes you're going to finish a Watchdogs DW with like 50 kills as topscore. Sometimes you're going to go through 120. Sometimes The Diamond will seem like an easy loud heist. Sometimes you're going to walk out at 12 minutes with 600 kills and think that it's fucking nuts. The number of spawns per wave can vary but not enough for your to notice such a difference. It's the host CPU acting as a bottleneck.

>>155119837
I said facts motherfucker, facts.
Even if someone is getting 10 frames per second (which would be more dependent on his GPU and not CPU) I don't see absolutely any logic on why would that affect cop spawning besides one or two frames.
If there's a difference of spawning rates between hosts it's more likely something else such as desync

Payday 2: The Diamond, DW National Guard Response, Solo Loud, No AI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OkE4L0LY2Q

>>155120215
I said spawns, not fucking frames. Nowhere did I mention the goddamn frame rate anywhere.
That's why I fucking said CPU, not GPU. Graphics power is not the direct connection here.

This is established fact, not shitter theorycrafting. Go fucking look it up or test it yourself if you don't believe me.

Loud heists on toaster hosts are always going to be fucking easier than one on a higher end computer. You could shove in a 1080 on an older computer and still have a fucking easy time.

>>155120215
Also there's the Lua code.

A lot of the shit we know about the game comes from people like Frank decompiling the Lua sources and telling us exactly how shit in the game works.

You think we know shit like cop HP values, special effects like Winters' damage reduction aura, and damage breakpoints because the game tells us? Fuck no we don't. We rely on people to reverse-engineer the updates to tell us that shit.

>>155118229
It's actually to buff the krinkov.

>>155120437
How are there no bulldozers

>>155120437
I was going to complain that all the Cloakers seemed to be retarded and never charge or kick and I realised that it's because it's solo and no AI.

Fucking easy mode.

>25:10
>already waiting for Bile to come by
>Bain: Oh no, that was the wrong tile.
Does that mean cops can trigger the gas?

>>155122079
There's one skully at 25:50.

Maybe the mod reduces dozer count.

At 12:40 he gets tased then the taser stops without him shooting it and he doesn't have shockproof

>/pdg/ desperately trying to prove they are better at pd2 than kins0

>>155066631
>that title,

shitter

>>155102001
hey I just played with you lobsterhime

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mACEf:eiJklR:tMOQR:ggJKLnOPQr:ibcdea:pO8::w4-40-53-21-3-50-19-51:s49-2-6-10:a3
pls r8 but dont h8 ::::)

i hear you can crack DLC for this?

>>155128127
Why take SB/LB if your detection rating is that high

>>155128553
site doesn't calculate concealment accurately (among other things?)
pretty sure its 4 total detection in game

Site doesn't calculate that I NEED A GODDAMN MEDIC BAG

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>>155128127
>Concealment AK 7.62,

Just use the Cavity 9mm at that point, you'll be doing yourself a favor.

>>155124249
Who?

One

>>155118252
>everyone who disagrees with me is twitterblack

epic
upvoted
KKK /b/rothers legion anonymous white islamic syria kurdish grossgermaniums willybismarckiums hitleriums reich KKK for the win

Ey lads who's up for some tourney

>>155141280
>1.2 to install and 1.3 to uninstall
No thanks

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Ey lads, who's up for some sydney

>>155144125
fuck off cuck

>>155144263
fuck off cuck

>>155144404
rude tbqh

TOURNAMENT LADS WHERE WE AT

Anyone managed to win The Search on DW in the current version of the tornament build?

>>155120846
i looked this up because I was curious and only found reddit links with people specifically claiming toasters don't reduce spawns, but do make cops target people slower
so what you're claiming is not exactly an established fact
>BUT THE CODE
where in the code
where

>>155146106
>Say that we did both heists on DW
>No one believes me
This is fine

TOURNAMENT BETA LADS PLAYERS PAYDAY WHERE

WHERE

WAITING

>>155146106
>>155146937
I found a couple of videos on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWnEzTuWL5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYOVJxIsrXY

ON YOUR FEET

goyim

ARMS OUTSTRETCHED

>>155091346
>i joined 4 games in which NOBODY had the ice pick
>wants me to mention the ice pick
are you brain damaged?the ice pick is good yeah but nobody was using it

>>155088719
>PDTH
>Hoxton is aggressive but not so much(the perfect balance)
>his heat speech sounds geniunely intimidating

>PD2
>Hoxton is TOO aggressive(9 out of 10 lines have the word cunt/wanker/fuck)
>he sounds half asleep during his new heat speech
as a hoxtonfag i am fuckin pissed

DIFFICULTY TWEAK

DOUBLE TAP TRIPLE TAP JUST KEEP TAPPING

CENTER MASS

CENTER MASS, FOR FUCK SAKE

THIS IS A COLOSSAL GOAT FUCK

>>155146856
>>155120846
https://bitbucket.org/YaPh1l/payday-2-lua/overview
no idea what you two are sperging about but this is a good dump of the code that i use for cheet reference

alright ramblers let's get ramblin

MR. BLONDE, HAVE YOU SEEN TOO MANY MOVIES

>>155167680
you got the line wrong you twat

HEY, MR. BLONDE, YOU SEEN TOO MANY MOVIES?

WE WILL PURSUE THE RELEASE OF THE HOSTAGES

VIOLENTLY

>>155168678
thanks shitter

gay meme day 2 pajeet boogaloo

It's rock o'clock

WICK IS DOWN

BODHI GOT DOWNED

SOKOL IS IN CUSTODY

CHAINS IS IN A PICKLE

DON'T DIE

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so what heists have you done today /pdg/?

>>155175549
The Search (Tournament)

can't find any players that will do Slaughterhouse (Tournament)

I hate solarmemex.

>>155178324
there are worse people out there, to be honest

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Is there any mods that re-add the "Chains is in a pickle" line into the game yet ? The new ones sucks.

>>155178912
Its still in the game

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>>155058312
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- For The Pension Fund (earn_2000k_offshore_cash)
- Target Practice: Shotgun (shotgun_100_kills)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>155175549
none, ive been playing kf2 and with my dick

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hello yes can you all refund your game so this mentality cannot be supported

>>155181618
>ever playing any game on consoles, ever

>>155181618
You are like 2 years too late with that image.

>>155181789
It's still relevant

>>155178324
Why

>>155181905
No it isn't

>>155183726
Alright I guess all these problems the console community is experiencing is just in our imagination thanks for clearing this up anon

How much health do the tournament tasers have

damn the tournament beta is kinda tough

>>155185126
See >>155067840

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219th for swedish quality coding and they will never plan to fix the UAR.

>>155108761
I actually really like the admiral. I agree a lot of the skins lack a theme, and also a lot of them look like they're rejects from other safes, like the flaming deagle looks like it belongs in the biker safe, the royal and jack shot looks like it's from the first world safe etc.

Pd2skills website does everything wrong

>>155186115
Kill yourself animefag use a better gun.

>>155180114
yesss them some fuggin gud sidequests, but
>2000k
why not just write 2 mil?

>>155066631
I've used DMR like one time and don't use a lot of ARs. Is this weapon actually any good and what gun is it? Would you be better off using a sniper at this point or does the mag size and fire rate of whatever this shit is make it better

>>155186115
i dont understand whats wrong here
pls advise

>>155186824
Never try to ascertain what goes in the minds of the Swedish dev. You will grow mad.

>>155189010
The suppressor is clipping through half of what would be the muzzle of the gun.

>>155131559
cavity looks gross
also even though the AK 7.62 has "better" stats than CAR-4 i can't stop going back to it

meme-4 so comfy

>>155190014
>>155131559
geez cavity has awful swap time too

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>>155190847
>liking the Car-4 RoF,

Enjoy needing 30 minutes to headshot dozers

which payday girl does anal?

>dodgefag joins cook-off OVK
>runs around in the open, not helping with the objectives, just fapping to his kills
>proceeds to get downed 3 times in a row
>leaves the game
everytime

>>155181703
>have the option to play the game for cheap on PC with better everything
>also have the option to play the game for more expensive with worse everything
>picking choice 2
why? are Consolefags really that focused on branding?

>>155192419
>Fag gets down
>Its 1 or 2
>Go and try to save him in the middle of the shit
>Or go and get down
>If I go and I get down I get angry because its a fuck up
>If I don't then I stay alive but I feel like a dick

JUST DON'T GET DOWN

>>155192601
Inspire aced

>>155192826
I already have both combat medic and painkiller aced, fuck them

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>>155190932
>30 minutes

>>155192930
It's a necessity

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>mfw 30 downs crew at the end of The Search DW

>>155156208
yeah, me 2 brhox

>>155193138
its back at 100% after a minute, whats your problem?

>>155195452
>start to fight dozer with 100% hp
>after a minute you're at 100%
>this somehow triggers you
???
how would you do this?

>>155195593
so you give him more time to fuck your teammates
and drop their hp?
clever boy

>>155193248
2 minutes of penalty time. You suck!

>>155195908
even if you're out of his sight?

>>155196070
mad cuz bad

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>the game has now escalated from crashing when I get hit to crashing when I make a lobby

>>155196747
Dodge that, dodgefag

>>155198835
Join the group chat if you don't you're just an animefag attentionwhore or a shitposter pretending to be this animefag

>>155199125
/a/ is for containment if people like you. Stay the fuck away from me catfag

YOUR PARENTS COULD AT LEAST FIX THEIR MISTAKE JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYOVJxIsrXY


>people actually install these disgusting mods and make their game look like this

>>155200524
That obnoxious killcounter is above and beyond retarded.

One

why do people say goat sim D1 is hard?
the car makes you fucking invincible, just take a lap around the level running over cops and they take forever to find you again

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>>155192419
>join cookoff
>host is musclesuit retard
>invariably goes into custody and leaves the game 5 bags in
why do I even bother

>>155193031
>bragging about killing a dozer in an extremely inefficient way
???????

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>>155066631
Fully Loaded Basic doesn't increase ammo pickups, does it?

>>155204919
Nope. Only base ammo matters.
The pouch on Joceline doesn't affect it either.

>>155204721
>shooting dozers in the face
>inefficient
???????

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>>155200524
>that glove mod

>>155075147
Same reason we didn't land on the roof in the first place.

>>155200524
>it has fucking announcer sounds
who are you dominating
the cops with Ai on the level of a calculator?

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Fucking beta. I just want to heist cozy and all the good players aren't in the game, leaving only wall-to-wall shitters fucking everything up.

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>http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mAbCFr:eFGhIjKlMNoR:tNR:gjloQr:ibcdea::w15-22-36-38-1-41-13-19:s14-23-30-35-31-34:a7

Rate my ICTV Anarchist + silenced AR build

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New safehouse picture incoming

>>155204295
bronco cops and retardly high sniper spawns

the nude cops arent too bad if you kill them at the start though

>>155212005
safe house customization when

>FF day 3
>it's on normal because even shitters can't fuck up avoiding 1 highlighted guard
>Kill off 4 guards, bag them and hide them
>they can't wait for the inspector to leave and get spotted

FUCKING

SHITTERS

YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THE 2 GUARDS THROUGH WALLS AND YOU STILL STAGGER DRUNKENLY INTO THEIR VIEW

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE AWAKE

ASDEFGSDG

why do people idolize playing deathwish so much
what's so fun about abusing cover and not actually being able to do anything
why not just play overkill like a normal person and have actual fun
nobody is going to suck your dick because you can play a gamemode based entirely on inflated numbers

>inb4 accusations of 'lmao git gud ovk-babby'
i don't have to git gud, i have fun where i'm at

>>155213947
After that one time when a guard glitched into the vault through the closed bookshelf I can't bring myself to stealth FF anymore.

>>155214767
you can say that but it still doesn't make it fun

fun > 'skill'

>>155214697
Game is really too easy.

You DON'T need to abuse cover or anything like that.

Just wander around the map, shoot cops, carry shitters while they watch as I leave them in custody.

>>155200524
I don't think even Quake players constantly spaz out with their mouse like that.

>>155214767
>walk around
>see cops
>point weapon in their general direction
>they die
>repeat
OVK sure is fun

>>155214697
why do people idolize playing bait-/pdg/ so much
what's so fun about abusing anons and not actually being able to do anything
why not just play payday 2 like a normal person and have actual fun
nobody is going to suck your dick because you can garner a few replies

>>155214697
>overkill is too easy
>deathwish is too hard
I'm in the worst possible spot atm

I'll bite
Someone explain to me how is the Mosconi supposed to be good

>>155216672
High damage
Shotgun
High concealment
Great ammo sustain

What more do you want?

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>>155216672
>took the 'macaroni is good' bait

>>155217475
Raven/Loco do literally all of those without having to reload every two fucking shots

>people that instantly leave the game when they go to custody
why is this a thing?
custody is not the end of the world just jack off or do something else instead of forfeiting the entire heist and gifting your team a brand new useless bot

>>155219923
>it was the host

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>playing Transport: Docks
>have the required bags, grabbing some more
>sawed open a couple of cases
>notice things getting tense
>decide to leave after i drop off this last bag
>Chains bot gets downed
>he's on the other side of a container
>RIP
>heading towards van
>taser starts zapping me
>it's on a container above me
>using Macaroni
>miss my two chances
>Wonder where the fuck the Dallas bot went
>>it went to revive the downed Chains bot
>>get ko'd by taser
>>bots do revival tango until I go into custody and they both get downed

>>155220704
UPDATE 107
>IMPROVEMENTS
>no host migration
>we're still unable to switch skillsets on the job overview screen
>still no vote kick

what the fuck

>>155220873
>Transport
>only 2 bots(what is better bots)
were you playing on very hard too?

Crimefest when?

>>155221132
>unable to switch skillsets on the job overview screen
Pretty sure you can do that now with the
< Profile 01 >
thing.

>>155221132
>>we're still unable to switch skillsets on the job overview screen
Just switch your profile

ONE!

>>155221381
>>155221391
how
there's no option to do that on the loadout tab
i might be a retard seeing how everyone is talking about this but i cant figure it out

>>155216164
iktf

>>155221330
end of september - mid october

but only if we're good goys

someone skilled make some porn with this clover model

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=389211067&searchtext=PAYDAY+

ignore wick

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HEY YOU

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nth for anime

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>>155228580
>female

>>155219923
If they leave and someone else joins, the person that joins won't be in custody
They're doing you a favor

>>155221132
>>155221381
>>155221391
Note that a lot of skills don't work or flat-out crash the game if you switch skill profiles in a lobby
Out the top of my head, Unseen Strike and Desperado crash your fucking game when switching from a profile that has them to a profile that doesn't
The skill that lets you sprint and shoot doesn't get activated if you switch from a profile that doesn't have it to one that does
Drill skills and Messiah all get applied when switching to a profile that has it to one that doesn't

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>>155229220
>trap
Just go full faggot, anon

>has always a cheap M308 and Deagle skin,
>use a community mask but always play with Wick or Bodhi,
>farm cook-off all day with his CTV armor but don't know how to cook,

Why are randoms so terrifying ?

Haven't played Payday 2 for near a year.

Can I still play with just the base game? Or do I need to buy the DLC's and crap?

>>155223664
wick x clover, on it

>>155230010
you can pirate the DLCs but you have to figure out how to do it yourself because nobody wants to spoonfeed your sorry ass

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>>155229458
It's all about moderation, mon ami.
I prefer my cute boys in frilly skirts

>>155229683
They're usually underage

>>155230162

you can't pirate the DLC's and still play online

that's not how it works

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>>155230371
Well I guess if you say so.

>>155230409

but every way is outdated?

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>>155230560
https://youtu.be/i8DRen60X10?t=1m12s

>>155230675

>haha I'll reply in meme pics n a music video
>ahah I'm so quirky
>tehe

and that's enough to remind me not to play this game

thanks cunt

>>155231016
>Post the most common meme post of all "i havent played the game how is X thing"
>Expecting an actual answer

Don't be poor, buy the DLC you shitter

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>>155231016
If you wanted more meme animal pics you could have just asked, Anon

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>>155200524
>that mouse movement

>>155233315
Might be auto aim

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>>155228580
>>155229220
>>155230220
sokol body pillow when?

>>155233439
t. 15 year old whose first fps was CoD

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>>155200524
>DOMINATING!
>DOMINATING!
>DOMINATING!

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>>155233937
Give me a texture and i can set one up for you

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>>155180114
>>155186824
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- []

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>155200524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWlVakPnUog

How's this?

>>155234460
F

>>155234554
What the everloving fuck

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>>155234554

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So what was the fastest time you guys got on The Search DW? Has any of you recorded anything?

>>155234460
Stop roleplaying

>>155235463
17:56

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>>155234554
>* There are MOD and CHEATE in this video.
what's the point?

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>>155200524
>>155234554

How much interest would there be for a Completely Overkill safe/drill?

I'd open it then trade the item to whoever buys it.

>>155238582
it's worthless lmao

>>155240887
dam

With this new update, my framerate keeps on tanking every 5 minutes or so until I minimize then re-enter the game. Anyone else getting this problem?

I'm on Xbone.

Someone tell me why HE judge takes like 6 shots to kill a shield

>>155244362
it doesnt

>>155244362
gotta have the right perks n stuff

>>155244362
are you playing tournament map with the captain active or something

Who wants to play the tournament heist

>>155245942
When is that shit

>>155248953
5 hours

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>>155248953
two weeks
>it's a "capcha gives you german letters" episode

Don't even bother with shotguns on tournament, they're all trash. Tasers take like 4 headshots to kill even with Overkill skill active

>>155249676
this seems to be a pattern
every time they want to make things more "difficult" they just add more HP to cop's and nerf shotguns

>>155249676
mosconi is literally the tournament meta

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>>155230371
>

Why did they think it was a good idea to triple every special enemy's health this is fucking retarded

>>155252512
>THIS IS TOO EASY WTF OVERKILL
>THIS IS TOO HARD WTF OVERKILL

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>>155252512
stop being a little bitch and get gude
get hoxhude

I've only played solo with bots so far but seriously why the fuck does the taser have 2000 health and dozer has like 23k

>>155253016
because skilled teams of players (i.e. SPECIFICALLY THE THING THIS ///TOURNAMENT/// DIFFICULTY WAS INTENDED FOR) can beat it with a little bit of effort

There are 0 lobbies on crime net for tournament do I have to have an autistic reddit BR premade team like all the videos or what

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>tfw finally have 2 of almost every weapon mod and starting to get only stat boosts instead

>Tournament
>In a coop game
>Againts stupid walking through wall AI

WHAT
H
A
T

I still don't get why you babies bitch that Silent Killer isn't good

There is nothing useful to spend points on anymore. There's always at least one faggot with Inspire Aced so that's checked out, and shotguns are fucking stupid and ugly.

>>155255139
Jim relax