/pdg/ - PAYDAY General

I
FOOCKING
DESTROY
CLOAKERS

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don't act dumb

China Puff is a straight upgrade from the GL40, right?

>>154696084
Maybe.

>>154696084
Possibly.

>>154694290
SPEAKING OF CLOVER
http://payday-clover.tumblr.com/
someone make more pls

>>154696084
Could be.

Train Stealth is pure pain and suffering

>>154696084
Yes

>>154698541
don't stealth it then

>>154696084
Can't use china puff and jacket's piece at the same time, and we all know jacket's piece is the best weapon in the game

>HM day 2
>one rogue and one crook despite the majority of the level being literally "just camp the tiny killbox"
Okay
>both of them have uppers aced
Good
>neither of them place down any fucking first aid kits even though they could literally cover the entire goddamn penthouse with passive 1-ups
What the FUCK is wrong with people

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I feel that the Breaker 12G with FireBreath rounds and the entire shotgun tree of Enforcer makes everything a fucking cakewalk. Believe me try it. Also do you guys think the Biker Deck is any good?

>>154699379
Tried it at launch with a sentry build.

I was unimpressed. Maybe there's a better build that'd actually work with it. Feels just like a shitty Grinder from what I can tell.

>>154699558
This

I'm about to solo stealth Train Heist DW wish me luck I'm so close

>>154700349
Do you mean the Armored Transport one orrr?

>>154700605
Biker Heist Day 2 != Train Heist

>>154700605
implying that he's gonna solo STELF the biker day 2

I did it 23 bags in 27:34. The payout is really bad

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>there are saleshitters who truly believe that the good ole british lad is a completely new guy for pd2 and that houston was in pdth

cancer

>>154702005
>no screenshot

>>154700349
>>154702005
>in 27:34 minutes
>posts are 20 minutes apart

Noob here. I don't know shit and I only have the base game.

So my deck is crew chief and I'm building up rogue next. My perks are kinda just thrown into whatever I find interesting but I'm guessing there's a meta or something.
I have no fucking clue about shit I just follow the higher level players and hope that they don't yell at me.

>>154703941
Get muscle. Armor builds are really good, and really easy to play, compared to the complexity of a dodge build (rogue).

Your skills should be specialized, not generalized. Iron man aced should be your first priority if you're going an armor build (hint: you are)
Your second goal with skills is to get am offensive skill for your weapon. Using shotguns? Take overkill basic. Using an assault rifle in full auto? Body expertise aced. Using a DMR or an 80 damage weapon in single fire? Ammo efficiency. Then spec for utility. Ammo bags, saw, c4, drill skills, or inspire aced.
You should have around, assuming level 100, 30 points to spend on whatever.

Do not invest in the covert ops tree of ghost for loud builds.

>>154703941
>I'm guessing there's a meta or something
The meta is Inspire and HE shotguns
Inspire saves lobbies, wins games, and makes everyone's lives better
HE shotguns save lobbies, win games, and make everyone's lives better
They are so good they are practically crutches so enjoy your time of loving the game without using those two crutches constantly

how the FUCK do you kill a SWAT turret
I swear to god in Biker Heist I unloaded 20 HE Judges on the fucker and after I was satisfied I started shooting the black orb of death for quite a while
I'm 100% sure I emptied around 200 rounds of Clarion ammo into the fucker and it didn't even flinch
what the fuck?

>>154706501
consider ignoring it, because its just a damage sponge

>>154706586
i do ignore it, i'd like to consider killing it now

>>154706586
Biker Heist Day 1 is one of the heists where ignoring it is not really an option IMO. You can't just pop off the shield and walk away like say, Hoxton Breakout Day 1.

You're already sharing the entire open courtyard with all the cops and all the snipers for 20+ minutes, might as well clear out the turret even on DW.

Plus on the easier heists, you have nothing better to do and you are swimming in ammo anyway if you have a properly modded gun.

>>154706501
Pop off the shield three times, then shoot the big circle that the laser comes out of.

Bullets get a x100 multiplier when shot into the weak spot and DW turrets have 400,000 HP. So with a 40-damage AR like the Clarion, you'd need ~100 bullets AFTER you exhaust all the shields.

If you couldn't kill it with 200 rounds, then you either didn't pop the shield off, or you missed the weak spot a lot because you held down M1 too much. When I kill turrets with my CAR-4, I usually hold M1 down in 2-5 second bursts and let go briefly when I think the spread is getting too high. Only time I just go full auto magdump is if I'm in its face and I'm sure I won't miss even if I hold it down forever.

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>>154707402
mate you haven't used ARs until you try a 100 accuracy, 100 stability clarion

>>154707526
Then the guy should stop missing the big-ass crit box with it.

>>154706859
RPG

get the f*ck up

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36th for new special unit hype

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>he doesn't Criminal Intent as main menu song

what is the new unit

i put sode

>>154711969
androids

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>two months and a half without any dlc,

Did the devs forgot about this game or what ?

>>154717839
busy learning how to port games to consoles

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>teammates are using gambler, maniac and crew chief

>>154711969
hitler

>friend wants to play a game after not playing since hoxout
>boot up a comfy overkill big bank, he doesn't ask about the new skills or anything just readies up
>captain shows up when we're at the vault, call him over to the front lobby
>his first reaction is to say "What the fuck is all that"
>his second reaction is to immediately sprint directly towards the shield formation and start placing C4 all over while he's getting shot at
>he had aced incendiary mines and I didn't even know
>"I got an achievement for that lol"
HELP
I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS FRIENDS WITH AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN

We should be able to climb into the back of a swat van since they leave the doors open and place shaped charges on the turret to destroy it

>>154719145
who here /crewchief/ main

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>>154719145
>crew chief,

Do you like using placebo ?

>>154696084
It's definitely stronger but it's not an upgrade since they occupy diffrent slots. GL is better for suit builds imo (or grinder with some burn).

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What's your excuse for not having converted to the assault rifle with the quickest reload time of the game ?

>>154722513
>Silent killer

>>154704526
>>154703941
invest 3 points into artful dodger , tier 1 basic and tier 2 left skill basic so you wont be slow like a fucking turtle.

Saleshitter here, what shotgun ammo is complete shit and never worth using?

>>154723634
AP slug is the fucking worst, 000 are good, dragon's breath are for specific builds, flechettes are great but not for all shotguns, HE is meh on most of them but op on judge.

>>154722513
>suppressor
fuck off

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>>154722513
>having an attachment on a gun without a picatinny for it
>not the original stock
>suppressor
>fucking ACOG on a SIG 552 commando
Fuck off

>>154723926
Thanks.

So what determines if a shotgun is suited for flechette, and are you supposed to use wide or tight spread for the 000?

>>154723634
AP slugs are only good for ruining your friend's stealth jobs since they can penetrate doors and kill pager guards behind them. Otherwise, they're shit.

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59th for gage coins being for shitters and gage packages are not even hard to find.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idgfl9QYJ14

>>154719534
You could say that he was a...Maniac.

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>>154596357
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Will Walk Faceless Among Men (kosugi_4)
- Target Practice: Melee Weapon (melee_35_kills)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>154724949
Im not really a shotgun person anymore, but accuracy usually doesn't matter since flechettes are basically shrapnels for price of 8 damage. 000s definitely work best with auto shotguns like izhma and aa12 with lowest possible acc for widest spread. Street sweeper is bad nowadays and you shouldn't ever use it.

Remember that there's this sweet -4 accuracy boost!
I'm at my shit work right now, feel free to keep asking.

>>154725870
>Remember that there's this sweet -4 accuracy boost!
Got one of those the other day actually. I'd been wondering what it was for.

Now, if I understand correctly it's:
000 for the low-damage auto shotguns
HE for the Judge
Flechettes for most of the others

That right?

>>154726274
keep in mind that flechettes can penetrate tan armor, and 000s can't

>>154727902
Keep on mind that it’s all about the headshots and breakpoints

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>>154725582
>shadow raid job,

Is there any mods to be able to carry two keycards at the same time ? Can't trust anyone for this job.

>>154729235
>shotguns
>headshots

>>154729404
>cheating

>>154729404
>Is there any mods to be able to carry two keycards at the same time ?
Yes, even for other shit like saws and meth ingredients.

>Can't trust anyone for this job.
If you tie the orange civ by the first floor stairs, you can have barely enough time to put in a keycard, run to the stairs, grab orange civ's keycard, then run back to the vault.

>>154730101
>not aiming for headshots with shotguns

>>154722513
Is fully loaded really necessary because I think the 240 or whatever it comes with is plenty

>interceptor can get 100 acc without any big sacrifice in stab or DMG
"Balance"

Why do people use body expertise, what guns do you use it with and how much bonus damage does it give with those guns

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>>154729404
>Can't trust anyone for this job.
Then don't.

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Tell me about Dallas, why does he wears the mask ?

The heisters were heisting on an erect october afternoon. The one civy cowered behind a transformer box while the heisters feverishly firing they're semen at the cops while the cops hid behind they're vehicles jerking off to try and get hard.
Chains held them off with his powerful member while his crew sashay'd away with the dildos in hand from the harvest and testy sex toy bank. But as they turned the corner Chains saw big black vans careen in powerfully as they came to a halt
new forces arrived with endowment the likes of which Chain's had never seen on the police force! With form fitting latex courtesy of Gensex, the logo emblazened on they're cock socks, each one uniformly marched forward in a circle jerk train
menacingly at Chains. Deciding to flee Chains turned around but heard the powerful groans of a deep voiced man blowing his load, a noise Chains knew all to well. As he turned around his fellow heisters lay before this new dongzer
Wearing his confident digital camo speedo atop his scuplted olive colored muscles hardened from a short break from the gym leaving his masculine muscles covered in sweat, and even after blowing a load so powerful it knocked down Chains'
Comrades he was still at half chub, thusly Chains strolled confidently towards him, his penis still showing veiny girth as the Skulldonger, Chains gripped his member hard but before he could go any further he passed gas! The foul smell
robbing him of his arousal and his penis went flacid, the Skulldonger quickly gripped his own mighty member again as Chains fearfully grabbed his own the two jerked off as hard as they possibly good and as quickly as they could...

The end

>>154739284
BAIN?

>>154741272
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB THAT LOOT ?

>>154743250
THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH GENSEC LISTS ME, MY CREW, MR. ROSSY HERE, BUT ONLY ONE JEW

FIRST ONE TO BUY THE DLC GETS TO STAY IN THE STEAM GROUP

>/our boy/ viklund is doing a lecture at the royal academy of music
I'm so proud of him

>>154702324
>good ole british lad

more like dickheaded british chav
i liked TH hox better, 2 hox is an angry fuck who's vocabulary is 95% swears, 5% hot gas

>>154722513
It's an ugly piece of shit and I use DMCWO so I don't have to suffer through OVK's retarded weapon balance.

What do you think about custom weapons, /pdg/? and if you do use them, what's your favorite?

>>154735885
It's fun
Works nice with shitty ARs I guess
Aced, it gives pretty much identical bodyshot damage as headshots in DW and slightly less in OVK
Never use it not-aced

>>154744837
>custom weapons
based as fuck
>Favorite
tossup between the AK12 and the SKS replacer for the M14

havent played since before the biker pack, why is silent killer considered shit?

>>154744823
>tfw use DMCWO so I can't play pubs
>have to wait for retarded crew to come online so I can play without getting kicked
>never allowed to do DW because crew leader is a pussy

Why do I have to suffer so

I ship Sydney and Jimmy.

Thoughts?

>>154745185
Because it's for optical illusions SB builds and idiots love to waste a small hoard of points in it for 75 concealment builds.
Protip:
You never need +30% damage
+15% is enough
Your 50 damage AR is a waste of points

>>154722513
I would use it all the time back then
It was king, Anon
Now it's dead.
Let it rest.

Armor or Grinder for deathwish?

>>154747929
Muscle, Crook, Infiltrator, Sociopath

>>154737026
>it's another solarpletex episode

>>154729404
just murder some guards by the vault

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>>154735885
>>154744845
it's actually dealing more damage with bodyshots on DW

>>154694290
>perk deck guide is still correct just missing a couple of shitty new perk decks
>out of date, somebody update this shit already

>weapon stats guide still says 18 accuracy and 25 stability are the caps
>SLIGHTLY out of date
priorities

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>>154740203
7/10 Still better than the fbi files

>>154729404
Just get hefty and carry stacker

>>154754456
>only half of the words coming out of hoxton's mouth are swears
inaccurate

GIT
ON
THA
INNERCUUMMMM

HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
I SEE ONE OF EM

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>only for single fire mode weapons,

who thought this was a good idea ? This is so shit.

>>154760519
Look at bloodthirst aced in the fugitive tree

>>154760747
>usually run full Hotline Sociopath
>tfw realizing Bloodthirst Aced
literally free reload time saved

>that guy who joins and starts acting like he's the host
>that guy who thinks he can convince a loud lobby to go stealth by not readying
>that guy who refuses to use the objective item despite holding it


I won't be reported for kicking these faggots will I?

>>154763180
>reported
>for kicking asshats in YOUR lobby
No. You're the host ? It's your game. Don't be a faggot about it though

>>154763180
>play with friends
>do hoxout DW
>one disconnects
>have to carry my other friend since he's still new
>has to be behind me everytime so he doesn't die
>say open infirmary
>"whats that"
at that point i realized i was better off playing pubs

>>154763794
>new
>dw
>not explaining it for him

i think you're to blame here

>>154765040
hes infamy 1 and we already played it a few times, its just that this was his first time doing it on dw

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>>154760519
I think this is the skill you're looking for

>>154761139
>run

>>154745190
Edit the file retard I wouldn't expect a dmcwo cheating shitter to know how though

>>154767460
get this /po/ meme outta here

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>>154760747
>>154766750
Thanks for the alternatives. Still, who in their right mind who put smg in single fire mode ?

>inb4 krinkov and rust smg

I use overkill aced to make ARs better

>>154769335
Krinkov and CR 805B :^)

how to instantly improve meth cooking
if bain SOUNDS sure when he says the ingredient, it's always right
he only needs to confirm/correct when he SOUNDS unsure
more dynamic than having to always wait for the stupid confirmation/correction, still ambiguous enough to scare new players and brazilians

Meth batch complete

>>154770056
how to instantly improve meth cooking:
make bain sure 100% of the time

I think I remember seeing if you have a toaster for a computer and you're the host that less cops will spawn and they will spawn slower can someone confirm that because I was basically playing DW on easy mode yesterday and I could stand in front of enemies for 30 seconds before they started shooting. When I host all hell breaks loose and I become FBIs most wanted and all attention goes to me

>>154745190
>getting kicked for DMCWO

Does it announce in the chat that you're using it or what? I don't recall the older versions doing this.

>>154770056
how about: its fine as it is

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>>154769462
I use berserker basic to make melee weapons better. Katanafags are the worst peoples in the community

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>>154771674
I never put in an announcer so I have no idea what the fuck they're on about.

>>154772135
So do they announce it like

>hey guys I'm using DMCWO if that's ok with you?
>fck cheter kick
>You have been kicked out from the game.

If they do, that's pretty fucking retarded.

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>>154772340
probably

>>154770056
just wait some seconds holy shit.

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>tfw finally reorganized, renamed and remodded my 17 pages of guns

>>154773760
i am perfectly capable of waiting a few seconds every goddamn time, but it's pretty fucking monotonous when there's no change to it ever don't you think
>>154771858
>it's fine to me = it shouldn't ever be improved
neck urself

>>154774141
>17 pages
How? Ever since the rebalance you only need 2-3 pages of guns because all of them are the fucking same.

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>>154723996
The ACOG works wonders once you drop an RMR ontop.

Did the mod from last thread that prevents your client from tagging DLC unlocker users as cheaters work, and if so, does anyone have a download link? I didn't pick it up in time.

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>>154774442
The devil's in the details, anon.
I keep atleast 2 of each gun for variety's sake, used to have 9 FAL's but i downsized that to 4 recently.

>join game
>XXV host with Muscle+LBV
>exit game
a key factor in identifying cheaters is that they don't actually know anything about the game

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>>154774870
>joining games

>>154746204
I ship Clover and Cloaker

>>154774442
>not modding each gun to resemble the real world counterpart and naming it accordingly
I don't even have all the DLC and it's a good three pages worth when you add in all the varients like the PS90 and shit

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE FBI FILES SO FUCKING SLOW GODDAMN I JUST WANT TO SEE THIS SHITTER'S BUILD

>>154776809
works on my machine ;)

>>154776809
Why the fuck are you so easily angered?

>>154777142
I HAVE A REASON TO

So I just realized I had Second Wind aced which was a huge waste of 3 points. With those 3 points I'm able to grab either Surefire basic (15 more rounds in the mag) or Stable Shot aced (16 accuracy standing still). Which should I take? I use Clarion with 72 accuracy and 100 stability.

>>154777480
>using a clarion without +15 ammo
you poor soul

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This is your host tonight

>people who say SK isn't good on 40 damage rifles

What is body expertise breakpoints

>>154778198
He looks very professional.

10/10, would trust him to carry me in a DW heist.

>>154778198
>not getting the DW mask then resetting your progress just to fuck with people like you

>>154778198
for those of you who were wondering, his name means "pigeon" and then pigeon noises

>>154778554
>I'm a ICTV user and i find this offensive

>XXV-100
>Hitman
:^)

:o)

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNouRoy5uDg

what is this

>certain civs carry guns and try to save the day,potenttionally ruining stealth/downing you if low on health
>using the weapon butt with handguns/one-handed SMGs(mark 10,micro uzi)allows you to use dominated cops as human shields

would you or would you not?
if so,why?

>>154781113
Needs more Dragan
What's with the gay manlet?

>>154781345
>not killing every civ without regard

>>154781678
sure nigga lemme pull that shit on car shop

>>154781810
>car shop

>>154781810
>car shop

>>154781810
>car shop

>>154782063
>>154782112
need the achievements nigga
>judging people based on heists they play
i knew the community was cancer but holy shit

>>154782325
mate we aren't judging you
we're judging the heist
i don't think you'll find a single person that doesn't think car shop is goddamn awful

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>>154781810
Shit I’m late
>Car shop

>>154782409
well shit
>heist that MUST be stealthed
>but it MUST go loud at the end
>crew can't just slap a c4 on the key room and be done with it
how

>>154782409
Agreed, but the fact that stealing a car wasent
>Press F to bag Lamborghini
Still managed to tickle my toes for a bit

>>154782701
le magnetic seals :^)

WOW, PUBLIC OFFICE

WE ARE IN THE WRONG LINE OF WORK GENTLEMEN

We should join the indie game general since this thread is always dying. After all, overkill IS a small indie company :^)

Is it me or are incendiary grenades not good

>>154786497
ye

>>154786497
How would you find out?

>>154786524
Is that ye as in ye, it's you or ye, they are not good

>>154786664
ye

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>>154786497
>mfw hotline miami d2 with incendiary GL40 and grinder
>singlehandedly locking down both spawns while my health is regenerating 100% of the time
>convince everyone i was the host to not use the sprinklers after the chopper lights the place on fire
>mfw standing in the middle of the fire and outhealing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

>>154787010
shit is boring as fuck when you keep the fires on you get like 5 cops

Why the fuck is the rocket launcher a secondary?

>>154785920
hey maybe at least then /indie/ would talk about indie games instead of stupid fag tumblr meme shit

>>154786926
that doesn't answer my question

>>154787317
Because if it wasted the primary slot, it would be dead content.

>>154788626
>>154787317
how do we fix the rocket launcher

>>154788626
Mate the rocket launcher is leaps and bounds ahead of the GL40 and people still use the latter
It's so retardedly good I just can't comprehend why it isn't a primary

>>154788765
no ammo pickups

>>154787317
Get down to find out

why the fuck didn't anyone tell me you can just look away from headless dozers

>>154789291
You COULD, they "fixed" that

>>154789450
what the FUCK
HOW are you supposed to do cook off then

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>>154789513
>Cook off
>Headless dozer
You mean Lab Rats right

>>154789724
yes I had a brain fartq

>>154789513
very carefully

Do HE and Dragon's Breath activate and benefit from the Overkill skill and can you get headshots with them

>>154791718
no headshots

>>154791718
Both cant headshot

>>154791718
They benefit from overkill but cant activate it.

I HATE when people put question marks after shit like when they are down for 2 seconds and say help? or say medkit?

PISSES ME OFF

>>154793692
???

So is "cloacker" one of those meme misspellings like "halp" or "grils"?

>>154794085
i'm not sure specifically where it originated, but i'm sure it comes from pubbies saying 'cloacker' instead of 'cloaker' when getting downed by one

there is a mod called 'cloacked' which i think by default states that you got 'cloackered' increasing the incidence of it significantly

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>>154794085
clock

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HOSTING DEATH WISH GTFIH

>>154797342
fuck your steam group

>>154797390
looking forward to your whining pub greentext about level 53 john wick

>>154797497
listen here shithead, lil' level 53 hitman perk deck john wick with suit and akimbo deagles might not know where to take the meth in watchdogs day 2, but at least he doesn't use PP or share his space with trashley

>>154797847
you think we give a fuck about some tranny fuck hell no only time I acknowledge him is for a free dlc when he pops his cheap ass in the chat which is not very often anymore

It's crazy accurate how you can immediately identify shit players in DW because of them using frenzy

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>>154725582
>>154729404
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Build A Raft Of Shields (any_25_shield_kills)
- Short Fuse (short_fuse)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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VA updated when?

>>154793692
okay?

>>154793692
nice blog post

Is there something special about the way cops spawn in The Diamond? I swear there's fuckin twice as many cops at all times there

>>154803862
Nah it just has a higher spawn rate.

The two rooms they rappel in from are a great place for kill farming because they just keep streaming in non-stop.

>I swear there's fuckin twice as many cops at all times there
Probably because there are.

>>154803992
I consider a higher spawn rate something kinda special if "higher" means "2x"

>>154804034
It's probably like 4x-5x.

I can farm like 200 kills in 8 minutes there on VH or OVK and still not topscore on The Diamond.

A large majority of others DWs, maybe 40-100 on a good day after 20 minutes.

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>>154804289
>VH
>highest kills = top score

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>tfw captain's shield ring becomes a perfect circle of ammo boxes within 2 seconds of reaching their destination

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are these sights supposed to be usable?

>>154805438
Try to use the piglet without sights and you'll have a totally different opinion.

>>154805767
I was using the piglet without sights less than an hour ago: >>154804632
Much easier than the GL40, Piglet grenades are so fucking fast you almost don't compensate for any drop

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>Jimmy has voicelines for telling himself to follow him

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EVERYTHING IS GOOD UNTIL BRONCO COP APPEARS BEHIND YOU OUT OF NOWHERE AND SHREDS THROUGH YOUR ARMOR AND A FULL HEALTH BAR BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN TURN AROUND

>>154807436
Fuck off Solar

>>154807436
just kill the glass cannons at the start of the heist
broncops don't respawn

>>154807814
it was a ronnie coleman cop on biker heist day 2 he just randomly appeared behind me in a train car and I was immediately destroyed

>>154808031
Sergeant Doakes doesn't use a Bronco though.

>>154808090
Whatever he uses it hits hard. What is it

>>154808148
>The third type is an African American variant in a white shirt and light tactical harness, wielding the CAR-4 rifle. Beware of this variant because they deal extremely high damage despite their relatively low health and they can quickly bring down a player due to their assault rifle's high RoF. Fortunately, their accuracy at range is fairly limited, and they have the same health as the least dangerous variant of FBI Agent.
He's using a sniper rifle.

>>154808405
pretty sure it was the guy with sunglasses. he uses chimano not bronco i was wrong

REQUESTING BACKUP

>>154769335
But it's for smg, ar and sniper. I'm using heavy eagle as a single fire myself and its a real breath of fresh air.

>>154776259
>clover gets chikan'd by a cloaker

this is my fetish

What is meant to be the draw of anarchist? It just feels like a weaker version of sociopath, also, it only seems to work on light armors.

>>154813937
400 armor that you can regen by doing damage

>>154814150
combined with Bullseye aced to make you invincible

>>154813937
Anarchist armour doesn't regen unless you're shooting something.

You can be at like 1% for hours and still never regen if you decide to hide in a hole to recover armour.

>>154814150
yeah but isn't sociopath still better? Or is it just a matter of both being situational? Even though you have less armor on sociopath you regen far more at a time, plus have damage reduction and a useful panic skill, and health recovery, as well as it also still regenerating out of combat. Is having the 400 armor even that useful when in sociopath you're barely losing it from full in the first place? Also Anarchist seems great until your armor is lost, and then is a pain to get back up.

>>154814525
pretty mobile
constant armor regen
health is meaningless (getting downed doesn't mean as much and berserker)
a short period of invincibility if your armor ever breaks

When will jacketfags stop talking about their shitty deck?

>>154814748
>constant armor regen
sociopath seems to outweigh it, 60 on a medium range kill (80 with aced bullseye), plus regen out of combat, seems way more constant than 10. Mobility doesn't come into the deck at all, bringing it up at all seems to show that it only works on suit/lightweight vest, whereas sociopath works on any armor.

>>154814941
When it stops being one of the best decks in the game.

how can biker deck be fixed

>>154815009
It won't be worth using until they raise the damage reduction to %10 and raise the health regen to %20

>>154815230
Lower the cooldown to 20 seconds

perk decks that give more armor than anarchist

>>154815665
why? The health regen is more of an extra considering how good the armor regen is, and 2% less doesn't mae the deck unusable.

Is it canon that the payday gang secured the weapons in Firestarter day one or burned them ?

>>154814947
it's 30 armor on hit every 1.5 seconds along with depending on your armor the 10-85 armor every 2-10 seconds, it's not as much burst regen as sociopath but it's nothing to scoff at. regen out of combat isn't great but you're pretty much always in combat. I brought up mobility because I just don't see any reason to bring anything more than suit/lbv you already have a shitload of armor why not get way more mobility instead.

>>154813937

Armor does regen on its own during combat, not needing any cooldowns from being shot at.

It's powerful but when you've lost your steam and armor is low its very dangerous. It's hard to get all your armor back easily.

though I see how anarchist is so fucking good I still use ex-pres over it and I'm not sure why

>>154794085
>John Wick/Bodhi
>CTV
>I-45
>Akimbo
>Hitman 5/9
>4 First Aid kits
>xXxKiLlEr[BR]xXx
>help cloacker
>MOST DOWNED: 18

Am I forgetting something?

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>Ilya shoots jokered cops if they're in the kill zone
This is why you're not in the Payday gang yet, buddy.

>>154817860
i love you solarpletex

>>154817719
Sokol

>>154818217
fuck off with the gay meme holy shit

>>154817719
What's so bad about CTV?

I'd rather someone take CTV than FJ/HBV/MBV if they couldn't manage to scrape up the spare 8 points for Iron Man Aced

>>154807814
They do on big bank, or so i think.
It seems i always get sniped by a limitless amount of broncos

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>>154817860

who wants to help me cook 25 meths
id/akillerbee

>>154822206
>Killerbee
You don't play dirty bomb, do you ?

>>154823171
i don't play video games
i just shitpost

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>>154698068
>tfw still no art of sydney or Clover squirting when being tased,

Pls don't ruin the tased lines Overkill, you have one job.

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>>154823171
>being THIS new

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Application has crashed: access violation

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Callstack:

payday2_win32_release (???) ???

>>154825905
who's this semen demon?

>>154826220
i had to do a clean reinstall of payday to fix this

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>>154827783
that's me
send me dick pix bb
id/akillerbee

>>154814941
What's your fuckin damage m8

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>>154828075
>mfw almost believed it was Dallas's face

>>154828814
its reverse psychology to get you talking about jacket's deck

What about a perk deck that focuses on ammo. I liked the sound of "hoarder" or whatever they called it for the Ash Ketchem character pack.

>>154828075
sure. how good are you at stealth car shop? :^)

>>154828963
Jacket's Piece is like the Mac-10 but better, which makes it the best SMG in the game but better
Protip: If you use the DLC unlocker you can use HL2 stuff without even being tagged as cheater

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>>154828949
>almost believed
that's eric, anon
he shaved his head for acting
I got that image from his twitter, go check

>>154828075
sent ;^)

http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/10/350542145689490905/

>>154830014
we should add those rules to the OP i m o

>>154830410
yeah im so tired of joining shadow raid loud but it's actually shelf... fuck u memers for waistibg my time you dont know who your messing with...

pls recommend good level 0 weapons for stelts and loud

>>154830014
very VERY discomfortable

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why can't we equip secondaries as primaries?

maybe i want to bring a bronco and a judge

maybe i just want to have fun

>>154834723
>if you want to do a pistol only build you HAVE to use akimbos

what the fug

>>154834826
Fucking Black Tie Event

for fucks sake lads the power

>>154836349
I fucking hate hoxout so much

>>154836349
DID YA MISS ME YA WANKERS

>>154833390
gruber and shitty akimbos for your DW Stelf jew store

>>154816906
so yeah, basically goes back to my point of it's only useful on lightweight bv/suit, whereas sociopath is usable on any armor, is far more reliable with it's high burst armor and regen out of combat, as well as giving damage resistance, health restoration and very reliable panic.

>>154837850
Shhhh, don't listen to /pdg/, they'll tell you the GL40 is better than the Piglet, Musclesuit is better than Rogue, and Sociopath is on par with Hitman.

>>154837039
well lads, thanks for breaking me out

but i shouldn't be there to begin with, someone set me up, i'm sure it
the feds had too much on me, way more than more mingebag wankers could dig up
someone ratted
someone
FUCKED me
and i'm gonna find who
now it ain't gonna be easy
no fannying around the edges right, no shadowy deals or contracts or that bollocks, we're going straight to the source
the fbi nest
gonna find out who screwed me :o)

>historical pack doesnt include ths STG 44
for shame, considering how many weapons were based on it

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>>154838352
>he likes the infinite reload time of the piglet,

You're funny, what's the next joke : Lion's roar is a good weapon ?

>>154838352
but all of those are true. musclesuit is debatable

>>154839009
its per round reload is roughly on par with the GL40s

>>154838909
>no Luger P08
>no StG44
>no Karabiner 98k
>no MP35
>no FmW 35

could've been better

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>>154744823
Don't bully SIG-Chan she's a cutie

>>154774562
whoa, what mod is that adding those attachments?

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>>154841047
better gun coming through

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>>154841047
>>154841501
>best gun
ftfy

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>>154842083
>5kg
Thicc

Just did the monthly job (firestarter on Overkill with AMCAR, Chimano 88, Suit, no Skills) and it didnt finish the job.

Does anyone know the reason for it (some hidden condition) or is it just the game being broken again?

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>odds are high the new unit might end up being a reskin of a already existing unit.

Would a captain taser or cloaker be too hard for the devs to create ?

>>154844019
>expecting the devs who can't even do reflections to make a new enemy

>>154839221
>musclesuit is debatable
dumbest shit i've ever heard about this game desu
i seriously can't think of anything dumber, i've been trying for a couple minutes now

>>154846615
after thinking real hard I remembered the bullpup rifle has severely increased hipfire spread for no fucking reason when it should be the other way around if anything
that's dumber
but then again, that's coming from overkill, so i don't think that's a fair comparison

>>154837850
Literally nobody uses anarchist with light armor what are you talking about

>>154848278
Suit anarchist is pretty fucking good
You know the armor regen times depend on the armor weight right?

>>154848278
Also nobody uses sociopath with light armor either

>>154848342
So I presume the armor bag bug still hasn't been fixed?

>>154848863
No clue what you're talking about, never seen anyone ever use an armor bag

>>154848959
There was a bug where using the armor bag would apply the suit's armor regen time to whatever armor the person was equipping (e.g. ICTV). Last I heard, the developers had no idea how to fix it.

>>154848278
i use lbv anarchist

sue me

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>throw molotov on the ground
>half a dozen cops slowly scoot on top of it and burn to death with screams of agony
>another half dozen cops sit back watching
>scoot right in too afterwards
>mfw yelling GOT THA SHIEL' while sawing deposit boxes

>>154849205
Yeah, that was fixed

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>>154850131
>70 more armour and you don't have to grab shitty dodge skills
Halal

infiltrator is best perk deck by far tho
it's so good it's boring

>>154851210
it sucks on open maps

>>154851616
i like open maps because I get to switch to my crook loadout

Any weapons that work well with Overkill Aced?
Or any uses for Overkill Aced really

>>154852079
Everuthomg

>>154852136
What weapon is that?

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>>154852220
FUck [yoU)}

>>154852079
Buzzsaw LMG

The scalie paintings mod is actually extremely good quality
just saying

Ok m8s, I was an avid player of PD2 before the whole microtransaction fiasco. I've heard they've removed them recently, so I've been looking at coming back. Any massive changes to the meta I should know about?

>>154856556
As it stands you can use pretty much anything right now and get away with it.
Shotguns are all god tier now
Dodge isnt as good anymore
also look at this
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZNB5dksBryt0RR2F1T7dJEAz2b69yhdLTe7oLvj753w/

>>154856836
>Shotguns are all god tier now
>now

>>154856836
outdated doc, haxhud is finally dead

>>154856556
jesus fucking christ here we go again with this dumb "i havent played in x pls tell me about y im so retarded i can't look it up" meme

it's the 50th time this week

>>154857554
by any definition that'd be the opposite of a meme
practically everything is a meme in the loosest interpretation of it, and you choose something that is objectively not

>>154857121
they are literally better than they have ever been

>>154859729
they have always been god tier though

>>154837850
>whereas sociopath is usable on any armor
in the same way anarchist is usable on any armor but this might actually be worse for sociopath

>is far more reliable with it's high burst armor
on kill. anarchist is armor on hit, is still a decent amount and on a slightly faster cd
and there's the fixed amount of armor regen every x seconds

>regen out of combat
definitely better if you're trying to regen a shitload of armor

>damage resistance
not much and probably meaningless on lower armors

>health restoration
anarchist armor is your health

>>154842386
>>154842083
>>154841501
>>154841047
get out

>>154859868
iirc they were nerfed a bit during crimefest or whenever pistols were retardedly good which knocked them down a tier

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So what difference can he make ?

>>154857298
missing biker too

>>154860695
the game has been out nearly 3 years and theyre still asking this fucking question why cant they just get it right holy fuck

>>154860695
Buff the shitty perk decks

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>>154860439
no

>>154864139
reddit

>>154857554
Nice meme

let's play

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>>154855663
rrerr

>>154866731
MINECRAFT XD

AAAAAAARRRGGURGURGRAU I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED A MEEEDIC BAG

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NYYEEEAAAAGGHHH

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Reminder

>>154842783
Were you solo?