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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
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>News
CK2 - DD23
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>Random Country Picker
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# Archive (mods only)
https://mega.nz/#F!IkNwBRKR!WI_JYByFpRFzXLx3d1uD2A
#Where to get these games
http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume
# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA
>>[HoI4] - Après Moi, Le Déluge
http://www.moddb.com/mods/apres-moi-le-deluge
>>[CK2] - Anon Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#!TVA2RByJ!tuh0k4SR5gXPLtmxsMd4KZ0at9gY5s5_oV70ui8A4B0
>>[EU4] - Expensive Warfare Mod 1.0
http://pastebin.com/gThqFi54
>>[CK2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.6 - 15/09/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V8
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar
Old Thread >>154919879
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
>>154982746
Based
Stop making early threads you fucks
No commies allowed in this thread.
Where's that guy who was doing that hip minimod for Muslims And shit?
>>154982108
No, HoI4
>>154982991
Haven't seen him for a while
>>154982968
Who the fucking cares, not video games
>>154983127
Commies will invade this thread and make video games illegal before you notice. I'll just doing my job to safeguard this thread. You should do so to.
So what do you think the next ck2 dlc will be about?
>>154983127
Fuck off
>>154983283
If you want to discuss politics just go to the politics board.
>>154983310
It will add China and make it feudal
>>154983335
FUCK OFF NIGGER FALSEFLAGGER
THAT'S NOT YOUR THREAD
>>154983456
Pls no.
>>154983416
I've been contracted to make this place safe from commies and just leftists in general. If you are one of them just leave this place before things get dirty. If you care about this place - join the commie resistance militia.
>These are the people against the infopic.
>>154983416
If you want so much rulecuckery just go to reddit
>>154983310
I really hope they make cade dynasties a thing.
>>154983573
NO
THEY
ARE
NOT
THIS IS A FALSEFLAG!
>>154983680
I was hoping for something that adds naval combat.
>>154983721
>make a thread 600 earlier just to put your meme in the OP
>it's a falseflag
Yes sure thing, it's not like the thread was made to shitpost in /gsg/ or anything.
>>154983229
Sunni
Where are the mods when you need them?
Is the new hoi4 patch save the game?
Anyone know why this happens to me in HIP? My UI keeps bugging out over time.
>The guy spamming this shit was the guy spamming "Bosians are white and based"
>he got all his posts deleted
Thanks mods.
>>154984121
Are you having a stroke?
>>154984131
Is your char high?
>>154984221
He's a mystic, what do you think?
>>154984131
Never had this happen in HIP, are you sure you have the right vanilla checksum?
>>154984192
Yes
>>154984131
Do you have all the DLC? Do you have any other mods running? If that isn't it do a clean install I guess
>>154984283
Yes, he's high as fuck.
>>154984298
Not certain about that one. I'll validate and see if it fixes it.
>>154984405
Used to accidentally have some performance mod on, but I disabled it. I don't know if it did anything, but the save works fine.
This bug isn't present immediately, mind. It takes awhile for it to kick in and then I'm stuck until I restart the game.
>>154984131
Wow she's ugly
>>154984337
>we have our traditions
>people prefer to use the thread where our traditions are kept and with the infopic instead of memes
>he can't stand this
>he gets butthurt because people don't do what he wants
>>154984131
>tfw your wife is Prophet Muhammad
>>154984534
Run the game vanilla and tell us the checksum, no need to use the steam stuff to check the files.
Decided to try out the new patch, see if they fixed anything.
Nope.
This little fucker had 6 units when I attacked 3 months ago. So I sent 12, now he has at least 56 and is on Scraping the barrel.
What the fuck is wrong with paradox to think this is OK AI behavior? Now I have to wait for the fucking mod to fix it again.
>>154984627
That's a black hole dummy
>>154984691
How did he raise so many people so fast?
>>154984558
It's more of an unfortunate circumstance people are flocking to this thread. Yeah people are gonna come here just because they know it's where everyone else is gonna go, because one guy forces this to such a degree that it's more or less official. It's really not any kind of tradition.
>>154984662
Game already validated by the time I saw this. I'm on SKBW.
>>154984786
The same way they've done it since the start of the game. AI just deploys as soon as possible, and sheer numbers win when defending.
>>154984904
We use the infopic for longer than you are here, yes, it's a tradition.
>>154984691
Is that Hugo Chavez?
HoI4 any good with multiplayer? thinking of buying it with a friend
>>154985017
Your checksum is fine then, it's either a bug in the mod or in your installation. Maybe the other mod you are using is conflicting, I don't know. Are you using CPR+?
>>154985042
>we
he*
Or perhaps even I*
>vic 2
>slightly more complex than eu4/ck2
Remind me why we've been using this reddit-tier infopic for so long?
>>154985050
Its shit
>>154984121
Nah. It's just some minor balance fixes.
One glaring AI problem was their inability to defend against naval invasions, which made it easy for Germany, the USSR, etc. to war the UK as early as possible (Oct 1936), which broke the game in several ways (preemptive destruction of one of the few late-game "challenges" and immediate naval invasion access to the USA).
>>154985225
>game makes a bunch of numbers go up automatically
>ooooooooh so compeks
>>154985209
Beyond Performance SWMH, it's just the default install. Like I said it doesnt happen until later. I'm going to run for a bit and see if it fucks up again.
If it does I'll try reinstalling. Is that modified portraits mod known for fucking up? Might disable it if there's no fix.
>>154985371
If it wasn't clear, I meant that they patched that so the AI can defend ports.
However I was still able to gain a non-naval port province in the UK, then had my Panzer make a break for a naval port on the other side of the UK, 3 provinces to the east.
So it's still doable.
>>154985395
>factories funded by capitalists buying goods from the world market whose prices and demand can fluctuate using them to make goods which they sell to pay their clerks/craftsmen money and fund more expansion and soldiers derived from a population that has needs and ideologies compared to eu4's manufacturies that print a set amount of money and ck2's magical levies out of thin air
>not more complex
treddit
>>154985604
west* FUCK
>>154985371
Thanks, I guess I will wait for dlc
>>154985395
>mfw that's been my experience so far
>mfw it's because I've only played as Japan, China, and Civilized+
>mfw I'd have to start playing as some small shitty nation in order to see the "complex" features of V2 over EU4
>>154983310
I wanted a native and better duel system. Take shit like speed and strength into account instead of combat rank only, let you buy armor and shit would be nice too.
>>154985914
>implying there aren't 10 people with guns behind him
lmfao commie i see they didn't teach you well
>>154982746
Based
So, the RNG Map/History generator is pretty neat.
As a warning for anyone who uses it, sometimes shit like this happens. It's basically a one-pixel island county and as of right now the generator doesn't create walkable straights.
How do I de-commify a country in HoI3?
>>154985732
>game plays by itself
>1% bureaucrats 4% intellectuals 1% capitalists to make even backwards shitholes like brazil examples of efficient administration
>you can't embargo
>you can't make trade deals
>you can't tax different types of goods differently
>cookie-cutter 1hus 4inf 4art 1 eng 30k-stack
>cavalry doing damage to planes
>build railroads, ports and forts everywhere by 1870, maintenance, wat is dis?
>sphering by making numbers go up
>all that colonization thing
Yes, Vic is way more complex with pops and economy but warfare, influence and colonization are rubbish, and player choices are narrow.
>>154987393
Not to mention uber overpowered britain who can raise bigger land armies than Russia.
>>154987393
>>cookie-cutter 1hus 4inf 4art 1 eng 30k-stack
Is this actually the best?
I see so many different templates that people claim are the best.
How do you invade Japan as China? I've got no navy or airforce, and the closest ports I can airdrop into, are occupied and wreck my paratroopers
Question, I'm playing Aquleia the theocracy next to Venice. I've managed to take the eastern side of the Italian peninsula but the Barvarian Holy Roman Emperor has given me the "unlawful territory" event which has turned Ferrara and Verona completely useless and with high revolt risk.
One of the problems about giving up these provinces is that without them I can't quickly move troops through my territory. That and I have no diplo annex so I don't really want to vassalize or give up provinces.
So my question is, if you core those provinces does it cancel the "unlawful Imperial territory" negative effect? A possible war with Bavaria isn't an issue since I have Bohemia as my ally who does most of the work.
>>154988769
Ah fuck, this is EU3 with Divine Wind btw.
>>Alternate Mod List and Useful Resources
>[V2] - Make Liquor Great Again for HPM 0.3.5.5 by Liquorlad
https://www.dropbox.com/s/o42kc4rjg24rtiv/makeliquorgreatagain.rar?dl=0
>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01 by Cobra
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i
>>[V2] unHPM v2.0 - Farewell Edition by unHPM guy
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx
>>[V2] - 7 Years Mod by GF420
http://pastebin.com/fMCvXaAA
>>[V2] - Vickymod v2.5 by Rob
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi
>>[V2] - New Liangmod by Liang
http://www.mediafire.com/download/fm7kgwo9m83yqxu/New+Liang.rar
>> Updated Waggle Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB
>>154989004
based
Should I play a Komnenian Byzantium in CK2 or a Hapsburg Germany inEU4?
>>154989126
How do you plan to do Hapsburg Germany?
>>154988769
I think there's a provincial decision to remove it check the province. You should do it right away if you can
>>154989126
Habsburg form germany convert to protestant and destroy hre before 30 years war happens
>>154989419
Divine Wind changed it. Now to leave the HRE you have to give up your Imperial provinces when leaving.
Unless coring it removes that requirement, which is what I'm asking.
>>154989402
>>154989453
I might just either cheat to have the HRE dismantled or form the HRE
Either way I'd be going for this
>>154989501
Oh I don't know then. I haven't tried to leave like that
>>154989516
>germans occupying Amapá
>>154989906
Better than Eternal Anglo tbqh
>Play EU3
>win battles
>lose more men than the enemy lost
Should I invest in the national idea that gives military tradition instead? More manpower is pointless since a dozen battles drains my manpower to zero anyways.
A good leader will save more lives than it's worth taking up some other military idea right?
how does this happen?
>>154990519
>play EU3
That's your mistake son
so I'm trying to play as a small kingdom with proper christian values and conquer only by putting my family on foreign thrones. I own all counties myself, and I'm on primogeniture, so my second/third sons will get land abroad only.
Now the issue is that somehow, my heir has become an anglo-saxon viking count...
>>154991226
Isnt Rad Yugo dead after the brony shitfest?
>>154991343
The group may be, but that doesn't mean reed is
Is Spain any fun?
Just how hard is it to beat UK for the Suez Canal as Spain? I'm thinking maximum Spanish colonial Africa.
Make Cuba/PR/Phillipines states?
/gsg/, is HoI4 good? I was hyped for Stellaris and when I got it it was horribly broken and I was put off from grand strat for a while but now I want back in with something new. Is HoI4 also broken or is it fun?
>>154992243
>>154992243
Worse than Stellaris
>>154992428
not baiting, genuinely curious. I haven't been keeping up with paradox at all since stellaris
>>154992243
Here is a summary a kind anon made
Alright, can we put the memes aside for a moment and all agree that, for what it set out to do, HoI4 is a success? It gave us a WWII grandstrat free from all the archaic bullshit of Darkest Hour, and also much easier to get into then HoI3. Can anyone here honestly say they enjoy wasting an hour to fix their OoB every time they start a game of HoI3? Not to mention that, rather than needing to tediously micromanage industry like in other HoI games, HoI4's industry is both streamlined as well as more intuitive than the previous games. Yeah, it's true that HoI4 leads to more "ahistorical" scenarios, but isn't that the point? Why even bother playing the game if the outcome is predetermined form the start? Moreover, from a pure gameplay perspective, giving the player more options, whether they be historical or ahistorical, is a total success. Sure, Mosley ruling Britain never could have happened in reality, but it's fun to have the ability to easily do so in video game form.
Overall, I feel that HoI4 is getting a lot of undeserved hate simply because it isn't a total copy of HoI3 with slightly better graphics. Of COURSE the game is different - HoI3 already exists, there would be no point to making the same game again! HoI4 may be different, but that's by design, not by some unforeseen flaw, and it should be celebrated for the changes it made, not hated on.
>>154992585
>a kind anon
would his name happen to be Johan Andersson?
>>154992757
10/10
>>154992585
>It gave us a WWII grandstrat free from all the archaic bullshit of Darkest Hour
This alone
>>154992585
I enjoy playing HoI IV but two things about it are massive steps back from HoI3:
The new OOB system is shit. It doesn't know what it wants to be. Should we be assigning 24-division armies to regular generals? Then what the fuck is the point of Field Marshals? Why can't we subordinate Generals to FMs?
The 3D map is pig disgusting. It's inferior in every way to the crystal-clear map of earlier games.
>>154994454
Field Marshals make for good garrison and infantry army commanders
>Why can't we subordinate Generals to FMs
cause fuck
Hey why can't I get married in CK2? We've been betrothed for like ten years, now both legal, and when I try to bring the marriage menu up, it isn't populating the way it should.
>>154995069
Screenshot?
>>154995414
What exactly do you need to see?
>>154995069
Screenshot?
>>154995590
The screenshot.
>>154995414
>>154995604
>>154995857
Because they are both in you're court and it only puts one up because bugs or reasons.
Just select you're character on the other thing and it will be fine.
>>154995857
Not a screenshot.
>>154995972
Not an argument.
>>154995920
Other thing?
>>154995972
He shot his screen. That's a screenshot if I ever saw one
>>154996009
Click the blank portrait in the marriage proposal and select your character.
>>154992585
HoI4 gets a lot of shit because it's hip to hate on newer Paradox titles. For what it is, it's decent. I feel it would do to have more depth, especially in regards to keeping things from going off the rails too badly, but I think that's just an issue with Paradox itself. In many ways I feel they suffer a similar fate to Mojang, in that because of how prolific user mods are, they can very easily rely on users just modding the game to create an infinite source of original content that is vastly deeper and superior to anything they put out.
All in all, HoI4 is a decent enough addition to the HoI series, it's just not exceptional in any way. The modernizations and streamlining (especially the economy, the way HoI4 handles it is fabulous, though I would like there to be an element where the locations of produced gear was relevant and actual supply lines existed that gear traveled on to the relevant units) are well received, but its other flaws make it ultimately on par with DH, and obviously inferior to HoI3 in terms of strategic depth.
>>154995857
There should be a doodad at the top of the screen that should set up the marriage for you. If you can't get it to function I'd break the betrothal and try marrying to normal way.
>>154996054
The list is totally empty if I do that.
>>154995857
you have successfully hooked me with your bait congratulations
>>154996076
>break the betrothal and try marrying to normal way
Well shit that worked... How have they patched this game so many times and that still happens though?
>>154996159
Explain this meme to me please. I've seen it multiple times but I still don't get it.
How the heck do I get the new ck2 dlc now?
I don't want to buy it because I'm worse than a pedophile and the link in the OP for it links to some czech fucker that uses google translate and has broken links.
>>154996293
>heck
Who says this?
>>154996361
I'm worse than a pedophile but I sure as heck am not going to say bad words.
>>154996076
>fabulous
This is gay.
>>154988743
Unistall the game
>>154996792
Uninstall your life
>>154988743
You need to get naval superiority through naval bombings and production of your own naval units. Bait naval landings and kill the stacks he moves to them to further weaken his army and navy in the meantime, just make sure you actually have troops on standby that can kill the units once he transports a big stack there. Busan should be great for this.
>>154996792
HAHAHAHAHAHA IT GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no really, stream your suicide
That didn't quite go as expected
>>154997029uninstall.exe
>>154997050
Could a French "man" really become pope? Would his shitty accent be a barrier?
>>154997115
>Your life
>Uninstall.exe
>>154997169
>your game
>uninstall.exe
>>154997406
You just lost the game.
>CK2 crashing on savegame
Why? The game became enjoyable for the first time in a long time.
What's your favourite quill meme?
>>154997861
i sense a marxist in him. can anyone confirm or deny this?
Would you an indian loli wizard?
>>154998525
Imprison
>>154998525
Yes... I would...
How would you replace the mana system in EU4 to make it a better game?
Or how would you tweak or rework it?
>>154998525
In other news, one of my daughters is hellspawn and I made her nanny my spymaster. Luckily, this is all that happened.
.... and there goes my claim on the byzantine empire
>>154998275
He's a comrade to be sure
>>154998525
Does anyone actually play this game seriously other than to fuck as many 14 yr cuties as pos? especially if they're your sister
>>154997749
please
>>154999126
has comrade quill released an epic new video?
>>154999274
You are fucked, what do you expect us to do?
GuysHow do I find people to play with online? I don't really feel like just dropping into random games
>>154999328
To fix it. Or tell me how to.
>>154999314
He certainly has mon frere
Does anyone know where I can find the outcomes for this event? I've rerolled it like 10 times now because I wanted to see what would happen but it seems death and failure are the only outcomes.
>>154999560
oops
>>154999642
Just check it from the files
>>154997406
The one that hopefully isn't installed anymore
>>154999126
I'm serious though. Did he make any political videos? I'm willing to bet my anal virginity on him being a marxist.
>>154999765
Couldn't find it, but a few more rolls worked out. I wonder where this leads?
Where the heck do you get full games now? Is there another archive?
>>154999962
On Steam!
>>154999962
see >>155000005
Grow out of your entitled ways
>>155000005
so close, johan
so close
>>155000046
>>155000046
I'm looking for the DLC activator more than anything. No way I'm paying for that shit
>>155000138
>No way I'm paying for that shit
you're scum
Time for immortality
>>155000367
Reincarnated into the body of a newborn instead, but he's not in the line of succession so I'm playing hellspawn.
>>155000602
this even will never not make me giggle.
>>155000948
you douche nozzle what the heck
>>154996696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMzN6po7nfY
nice stolen video faggot
>>155001002
Quillposters get out
>>155001174
wow how rude you are a douche bag my good sir
>>154984691
I don't see a problem. You can do the same thing if your mainland is in trouble, I know I have. Deployed the trainees mid-training.
Freshly deployed divisions must be under-equipped, so you can just mow down his manpower now.
I'm turning off fantasy content next time
>>154999873
Not that I know of. He seems to lean left, but he hasn't said anything that makes me think marxist.
>>155001384
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_mania
>>155001384
Thats not even fantasy
>>155001539
>He seems to lean left
That's pretty obvious. He seems to give off a leftist vibe, but with him I think it's a lot deeper. I've got a built-in sensor for marxists which hasn't failed me yet
What's the best army composition in EUIV c. 18th century? i..e what kind of infantry/cavalry/artillery ratio is optimal, assuming you're not getting any special bonuses from ideas or national ideas.
What is the patrician way to name German colonies?
>>155001539
He went on an anti-drumpf rant on one of his rimworld vids.
>>155003352
groBblob
>>155003551
Do you know what he said exactly?
>>154982738
Seriously guys
I've decided to install HOI4 since decent mods are starting to come about, but I'm not giving them my shekels. HOI4 codex version will not start when I try to launch it, the crack has been moved over and everything.
Anyone have this problem and know how to fix it?
>>155002930
http://www.eu4wiki.com/Army#Composition
>>155004124
Look at your own picture
>>155005490
don't like it
>>155006104
based
muslims are so f*cking based
>>155006371
epic
i like it
>>155006371
Kys
Always marry your sons to princess, you never know what might happen.
Is HPM dead?
>>155008386
He updated 2 days ago
>>155008483
But it's only old stuff he did last month.
>>155008575
The he's obviously busy, not dead. He said it himself
>>155008637
>obviously I am HPM and cannot be dead why would somebody lie on an internet animuboard and upload old files? death to paraguay
t. Alexandro Pabluanto Miguel Grandi
>>155008637
I hope the ceasefire in Syria gives him more time to work on the mod
>>155008746
top kek
Recommend me a CK 2 start to play, guys. I end up staring at the map for stupid amounts of time unable to make a decision. I have all the DLC (fuckin' Paradox with their Happy Merchanting) if that helps.
>>155009760
Comfy Sicily, expand your dynasty exclusively through marriage
>>155010519
here you go
>>155010847
british people are so fucking ugly
>>155009760
Start as a Jew on Sardinia. Swear fealthy to either Lombardy or the HRE (whoever controls Italy), they will conquer you regardless through holy wars.
Take Genoa or Pisa and switch to merchant republic. Outjew your liege. Do jewish things like starting wars between muslims and christians while supplying both sides with mercenary companies. Promote diversity and multiculturalism all through Europe.
Endgoal is to control Palestine and own every single trade post in the Mediterranean.
Can you add provinces to a client state whilst they're in the process of being diploannexed?
>>155011150
yeah men just play game
R8 my CK2 world.
Should I blob into Pskov and the rest of Estonia or is there value in consolidating in CK2?
oi cucks help me out. ive only into'd this genre in the last 2 months.
i started with HOI 4 which i actually enjoyed the most, but it was obvious it had a lot of problems including depth and mechanics.
then CK2 which i enjoyed but i didnt appreciate the era and political system.
and ive just wrapped up with EU 4 which was
also good but seemed to lack depth and again i prefer a focus on more post 1800 era.
Is victoria 2 gonna be the game for me?
>>155011893
yes
HOI4 sucks, man. Everything is so automated that I don't even understand what's going on half of the time. Why isn't the plan I gave them executing? How do I increase my espionage/intelligence?
HOI3 had a shitty UI, but generally everything that happened seem to make sense.
This is only after my first game though, I'll do more research and form more of an opinion on a later game. They couldn't have released the game like this in good conscience though, or at all.
>>155010959
He's an American
>>155011319
Serious question: I like the additional parts of Africa added by this mod but why the fuck is half of the original map wasteland?
>>155012764
>Why isn't the plan I gave them executing?
True, there is no counter/alert for that sort of stuff, as far as I know.
Sometimes they wait for the maximum planning bonus. Other times the attrition would be too high, or supply chains too strained, or too much manpower lost, or bad weather...
>How do I increase my espionage/intelligence?
Those 2 techs to either side of the computing machine, decryption and encryption. Radio towers help as well.
>>155013534
Those parts are wasteland and weren't inhabited or claimed until much later. Paradox fucked up by adding counties to the entire Arabian desert and other similiar uninhabited areas.
>>155013534
What this >>155014132 anon said.
There were ACTUAL kingdoms, primitive ones albeit, in the parts of Africa they added. The places they took out a literal dune sea desert without the oases trade towns like the ones they added in the Sahara.
>>155011319
>Abyssinia
>Abyssinia
Holy shit. How did the survive the Jihad for Arabia? That's like one of the Spanish minor Sultans conquering Rome and keeping it.
>>155014282
SWMH is a fucking mess. If you use the english version half the stuff isn't in english and it's full of dubious decisions. For example, Alexandria (plains) has as many holding slots as Hail and Ryadh, in the middle of the fucking desert. Some provinces are so fucking small they are barely clickable while the religion of some rulers is wrong.
playing vickymod as commie greece, where the fuck is my decision to get rid of t*rks
QUICK!! SCREENCAP THIS!!
>>155014513
Explains the SW in SWMH.
I dunno though, I only know African history, a LITTLE bit of European history and even less Middle Eastern history so I probably miss a load of inaccuracies.
Never had any issue with province sizes though lad?
>>155014889
>lad
Stop appropriating my culture, you dirty nigger.
>>155014956
Kek.
Y'all were saying fa.m like it was going out of fashion. I think it's a fair trade laddy.
>>155014513
I don't know about Alexandria but I've never had an issue with unclickable or small provinces and if you don't pick the localized names when installing everything should be in English, no?
>2 weeks since the last shenryyr video
what happened bros? don't tell me he's dead...
>>155015071
>if you don't pick the localized names when installing everything should be in English, no?
No, it isn't, that's the point. It's half in english with a ton of shit missing.
>>155015128
RIP based gay furry
>>155015021
No, I don't agree to this trade. Don't steal my culture mate. You can use your shitty words like f** all you wan't but I don't want your people anywhere near my culture.
>>155015352
Sorry lad.
The appropriation train stops for no man.
>>155015491
Sure thing mate. Just don't be too surprised when my PMC shows up at your doorsteps, that's if your nigger house even has them.
>>155013409
>implying there is a difference between brits and americans
>>155015724
It does, lad.
>>155015893
Cool. Do your people have doors and windows too? Pretty high tech if you ask me.
What happened to all my DLC for EU4, HOI4 and CK2?
Is this paradox being Jewish again?
>>155015979
Let's stop shitposting.
>>155014513
>Alexandria (plains) has as many holding slots as Hail and Ryadh, in the middle of the fucking desert
It makes sense. If the player or the AI manages to found an Arab kingdom or empire he would probaly place the capital in one of these provinces counties.
There is no Riyadh on HIP though.
If you haven't read HOI4 forum rules on plaza, do so. They are positively hilarious in their moral covradice.
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/hoi-iv-forum-rules-read-before-you-post.875352/
>>154998751
Have you watched the new show at all? It was fucking great eh?
>>155016332
No, it doesn't. It's desert only, the place is desolate. It can't hold more holdings than Alexandria especially because it's just a fucking oasis. There's better places to put your capital.
The province that's equivalent to Ryadh.
>>155016615
>500,000 memes early
>HOI4
>Use Counters: Off/On
>"Oh they actually listened to the fanbase and added counters, how cool of them!"
>...
>"Counters" just replace the helmet, horse or tank unit icons with an x, / or O respectivelly
You CAN'T make this shit up.
>>155016246
But I'm genuinely curios as to whether your people actively use doors or not? Could your nigger ass clarify this?
Is Archive cuck here?
>>155016613
>it's just a fucking oasis
Exactly why, it's a big fucking oasis. And as such the place has a potential for developing untilke a random county on the Caucasus mountains or a literal desert.
>>155016615
>500 posts earlier
>>155016367
>if we ignore it maybe it'll cease to exist
Swedes.
>>155016957
But anon, you are the bad guy here. You might have good intentions, but your severe autism just facilitates shitposting. I mean, you made the last thread at fucking 600 replies, jesus. Not even part of any memegroups or whatever before you try to paint me as some sort of boogeyman.
>>155016906
BRAVO PARADOX
>>155017089
>it's a big fucking oasis.
It's apparently bigger than all the plains in alexandria and the delta of the nile.
It's fucking retarded, there's no justification for a place in the middle of desert that today as a population of 400K to have as many holdings as a city that alone has 4 million. Thinking a landlocked oasis town in the middle of the fucking desert could sustain as many holdings as a coastal city in the nile delta is absurd.
>or a literal desert.
It IS a literal desert. The oasis of Ha'il is fucking small.
WE
>>155017327
>>155016906
what the fuck
>>155017327
They might be shit but I still personally used them in the couple times I played the game, easier to tell apart than the images
Okay guys, let's make a /gsg/ worldmap, starting with Europe. What nation should we add first?
>>155017596
White Russia won the civil war
>>155017428
Your severe paranoia is really disturbing. I'm not part of any steamgroups nor ever was. I'm just tired of your shit.
>>155017327
i was unironically looking at the picture for 1 minute, unable to tell the difference until i read the previous post.
paradox did it again.
>>155017596
Turkroachia stretching from present day turkey to the Balkans and Italy
>>155017429
>It's apparently bigger than all the plains in alexandria and the delta of the nile
What?
>It's fucking retarded, there's no justification for a place in the middle of desert that today as a population of 400K to have as many holdings as a city that alone has 4 million
Riyadh has 4 million people living on it, the exact same number as Alexandria today you twat.
>Thinking a landlocked oasis town in the middle of the fucking desert could sustain as many holdings as a coastal city in the nile delta is absurd
>what is irrigation
>what are water wells
>what are phreatic zones
Stop memeing about this you retard, just play the fucking game.
>>155017415
NEETs are white and based, R&I is just an outlier.
>>155018026
>What?
The oasis. It's apparently bigger than all the plains in Alexandria since it can sustain as many holdings as alexandria.
>Riyadh has 4 million people living on it
Because they pump desalinated water from the persian gulf to the city with oil money, the place was a barren shithole with barely anyone living in it until saudi arabia got fucking rich with oil.
How retarded can you fucking be?
>what is irrigation
In the middle of the fucking desert? From where, a fucking oasis?
I guess you need to be as retarded as the fags that did SWMH to agree with them.
>>155018283
Wow, way to go to just crop Ryadh so that it looks really barren you fucking asshole
How you want your HRE senpai?
>>154984691
How do you deal with America Guaranteeing everyone when you try to play as a south american nation?
>>155017937
>>155017693
>>155018631
Are you retarded you stupid asshole?
America doesn't intervene in American on American wars until they finish the America focus tree and they never do
>>155018676
What's that red/brown blob?
>>155018795
White Ruthenia. I probably got the borders wrong, but it's hard to find a map that I can translate into Vicky 2 paintable map.
>>155018549
RIP me, dying an honorable death at the hands of the infidels. She did good for a slow slothful queen who was losing a Jihad when I switched to her.
>>155018676
Visegrad Union
Dam this autism buzzes by gizzards
>>155018687
you didnt have to call me a retarded...
>>155018836
Huh? I was talking about the anti-c*mmie forces of Russia
>>155019101
You are right about that.
I am sorry friend
>>155018932
>Gall Goidel
What did you do in your playthough, anon?
>>155019101
Retard.
>>155019171
This isn't me, you're still a fucking retard.
>>155018283
The retards who did SWMH can't even do a proper job at localizing shit. If you play with SED you have Jerusalem being called Jerusalem and the Tower of David using its name in french while the ruler is a fucking arab. Most of Jerusalem also uses a ´ in the 'e' like the french name for the place.
Then if you search for damascus, you can't find it because the province has some weird as fuck name and the city of damascus is called City of Dimasq, which is the arab name for the place, so the palce is called in english and and arabic. Meanwhile, jerusalem isn't called 'al-Quds' like it is in arabic, it's in fucking french.
Then we have the dynasty names. Banu Qays means House of Qays in arabic, but when you hover over your house banner it alread says "house something", so it literally means House "house of qays". The correct form would be to use the -id suffix, like Abbasids or Fatimids. You don't see the abbasids being called Banu Abbas.
SED/SWMH is a half-done job. It promises shit in english but it doesn't deliver.
>>155019271
Shut your fucking mouth you retarded cunt.
>>155019340
t.discord
>>155019151
Oh, sorry. I thought you meant White Ruthenia, also known as White Russia. I'm guessing you want the post WW1 Russian borders then?
>>155019362
wow that's some absolutely sick paint skills my afro-american friend
>>155018947
>>155019186
I united the british isles under my dynasty, then switched to another branch of my dynasty and united Scandinavia. Meanwhile my original line inherited half of Iberia and the Maghreb, but they later got deposed from our kingdom in Brittania and got bullied to a sad state so I switched back to them and Im planning to create the latin empire and mend the schism now.
>>155019535
>europe hasn't sunk to the bottom of the atlantic ocean
0/10
>>155005490
How, it has been my goal for ages. Did you start as Java or Aceh?
>>155019580
So you're... Welsh?
>>155019412
Yeah, I'd think they would still lose their spheres even if they killed all the c*mmies.
>>155019769
"Gall goidel" is the norse-celtic melting pot culture.
>>155019296
Then you have places like Ha'il and Al-Yamama that have 5 holdings each. It's more than Fayuum and quite a few provinces in the nile delta, as well as being more than most if not all provinces in the coast of jerusalem. It's more than Tripoli of the Levant, same thing as Latakia and more than Beirut.
It's actually the same thing as fucking Lisbon, like that piece of land in the desert could sustain as many people in the middle ages. There's a single province in Croatia that has more holdings than these provinces, and only 1 or 2 that has as many holdings.
This is mini-swmh. It's still full of retarded decisions like these and SED doesn't even do what it promises.
I honestly don't see why people love SWMH so much, it's like they don't pay attention to it.
When the fuck is someone actually competent making a map mod for CK2?
>>155019535
balkanized germany and großfinlandium pls
You have one minute to explain why you never gave Oman a chance.
>>155019535
Iberia
>>155018932
Yet another saint in the dynasty, I stopped counting them.
>>155019973
because i don't feel like waiting until 1890 to westernize
>>155019973
fug
>>155020071
I'm not done blobbing, lad.
help
>>155020190
>>155020143
You don't have to wait that long though, I'm expecting to westernize mid 1860s.
I dig the GFX of playing a KANG but fuck me is it too easy.
Also you're miles away from any fun as a KANG.
Who should I play next to get the most from a non-European, near Muslims playthrough(I've already done an Abyssinia playthrough)?
>>155020924
Khazars
>>155020924
Indian, conquer Cyprus and play as a Hindu crusader state intent on spreading the faith and destroying pisslam
Should I blob into Algeria as Spain lads? There's some historical precedent
>>155021430
Only if you've already blobbed into Memerocco
>>155020068
>>155019928
How balkanized?
>>155019816
Like this?
>>155021524
Orthodox Anti-Russian front consisting of Belarus, Ukraine, Romania and Serbia.
>>155021618
Serbia is under Grobturkrochium, tho. I can still make a Belarus-Ukraine-Romania blob anyways.
>hardworking Akan farmers beset by lazy Germanshow do I fix this they arrived mostly due to the liberal scourge
>>155021485
Even if I have relative naval dominance in the Mediteranean?
Does my blobbing make you proud, /gsg/?Egypt, Damascus and Mesopotamia are all realms I've conquered from the Mudslimes and granted to fellow Jews
What should I be doing about the Byzantines? Their 50k levies are scary and they keep my chancellor busy.
>HoI2 crashes on startup
pls help I'm using windows 7
it simply crashes right after the loading screen
>>155021918
>8,3k gold
Looks like the coffers of the Byzantine factions could use a little contribution.
>>155021524
all bundeslands independent
westphalia
baden-württemberg
bavaria
brandenburg
saxony
thuringia
saxony-anhalt
lower saxony
palatinate
saarland
hesse
mecklenburg
schleswig-holstein
>>155021524
Yeah, but make it white or whitish to symbolize the complete purge of c*mmies from the land.
>>155022020
download Darkest Hour and select no mod
>>155021763
Yes, even then
>>155021524
French Catalonia
I don't care how much other France there is
I think my brother likes me now
>>155022036
Oy vey! That would be very underhanded and deceitful! We Jews are nothing of the sort!How do I see factions in the Byzantine Empire?
>>155020780
Why Productivity? Ibadis are more about Liberty.
Also, why there are single Oman? Historically, Oman region was divided between coastal Sultanate of Muscat and inland Imamate of Oman, which was nominally controlled by sultans.
EAT SHIT YELLOW FAGGOTS
>>155021524
French natural borders of course
I really hate how there's no tech transfer for uncivs in HPM
>>155020098
Who cares about pretty borders? Its all about the dynastic score.
>>155022478
No idea.
>>155022302
I am trying to play darkest hour armageddon
and I got no launcher but the config editor
Guess it's time to go back blobbing in HoI4
A shame, I liked the tech tree
>>155021524
British/English Aquitaine and Ireland
Moderately sized Papal States
No Belgium
>>155020780
Keep us updated on what happens
>>155022642
DELET
>>155022642
What the fuck happened there?
>>155022896
Inheritance shenanigans. HRE was ruled alternatively by France or Lombardia for centuries, but after a german dynasty got it lots of people got their independance. You dont want to see the culture or de jure mapmode.
>>155022739
>>155022623
>>155022343
>>155022071
>>155022065
That's a lot to balkanize... But I hope this is a good start?
>>155021618
>>155023441
Forgot picture. Fuck's sake.
Also, I can't really give Acquitaine to the British without fucking France's natural borders. Sorry?
Does using multiple engineers for a siege do anything?
>>155023593
A nigger containment state in Sardinia. Basically a place where all European nations could send off the shittiest people. They bred a whole lot and that's why Sardinians today are so retarded.
Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!
>>155023593
Why did you give that northern chunk of Switzerland to France?
>>155022642
Should I? Of course I should. All of my dynasty must be reunited in a single empire.
>>155023593
Fuck France, Aquitaine is British clay
So is Gibraltar if that map has it
Also make Papal States white/cream coloured please thanks or it just ain't right
>>155024005
Fuck, it was an accident. Thanks for telling me.
>>155023934
No she isnt
>>155024084
YES SHE IS
FUCK OFF
MOMOFAG
>>155024005
>>155023787
>>155023593
Independent Knights of Malta
You guys like Sengoku? I loved Shogun 1 and 2 but I felt the combat was the weakest part.
Thinking about trying Sengoku.. It only had 1 seed so at the very least I'm going to help seed it.
>>155024465
Unfortunately Sengoku is the alpha of CK2. A fully fledged Japan mod for CK2 would be better.
>>155024738
Would you say try CK instead? I liked Rome too.
>>155024738
>sengoku and MOTE have the best vanilla maps
>both are just tech tests
why
>>155024832
Yes, CK2 will be better. There was a japanese mod for CK2 someone was doing but I don't remember the name.
The game plays like a demo CK2, there's almost no character interaction.
>>155024338
groß slovenia
>>154990672
Saved this image ironically 2bh
>>155025127
>even with all those ridiculous landgrabs slovenia would be still the size of my back yard
Why is the existence of such pocket nations even allowed?
>>155025127
Feel free to fix Slovenia, because I can't seem to get it right
>>155025480
>allowed
Well, the last one that tried to disallow it got "allowed" to retreat the fuck out :^)
>>155024338
United Baltic Duchy
>>155025590
here you go
>>155025590
Denmark-Norway with Scania
>>155025590
Make the country outline thicker or darker, the light grey doesn't mesh very well, especially against coastlines. What are you doing anyway?
>>155025846
Thanks anon
>>155025662
>>155025860
>>155025885
>Make the country outline thicker or darker
I'm planning to do that after all the spots in Europe are filled
>>155026301
Austria
Just give those two provincse below Slovenia to the eternal Turk
Emirate of SwedenFrench Catalonia
>>155026301
idependent Utrecht
>>155023706
Pls respond
>>155026301
Add the Southern Swedish Caliphate
>>155027030
>>155026534
>>155027073
each army has a siege efficiency that goes up to 100% onces its there no more will have any effect
so sometimes one sometimes two
>>155027220
republic of Vence (with Verona, Ferrara and all that jazz)
>>155027220
Give France those three provinces under the lake on its west side
The Holy Roman what?
>>155027220
add the Paris C*mmune spilling over into the general Paris region to fuck shit up in France.
1-4: Trump 1936 edition
5-8: Bernietopia
9: railroaded """"""democracy""""""
0: Reroll
>>155027412
>>155027371
>>155027751
lad, your map autism is lacking
Add the three provinces to the north and west of Venice to it.
Also, maybe use a more contrasting colour so it stands out to Slovenia more.
;_;7
>>155028003
I might just fill the blank spaces with real boring nations rn, desu.
That longer than I wanted, but mahr is working alright. I tweaked the value down but it's still dependent on your rank. You don't need to pay the mahr of marrying courtiers, but you need to pay the mahr of any landless character in your dynasty that you choose to marry, even if to another courtier. The mahr for landless dynasty members is fixed but it's also based on your rank, so emperors are expected to give more than barons. If you refuse to pay, the wife will hate her husband, not you, and the husband will get the negative modifier, but you are the one losing prestige and piety for not paying. The loss is also based on your rank.
If you die without paying a mahr, the money will be taken from your inheritance to pay the widow.
Now it's time to do Qisas: if someone murder someone from your family, and you discover, you can ask for the murderers life or you can ask for monetary compensation. I expect that to be harder than what I did so far and it will probably be something judged by the chief qadi too, probably a random one from the realm to avoid the top liege purposefully not appointing a Qadi to get away with murder.
>>155028491
>the wife will hate her husband, not you
Sounds pretty unfair for the guy with a shit dad
>>155028491
>That longer than I wanted
That took longe than I wanted
And it's finished.
/gsg/'s Europe
>>155028607
ur messing up
Anyone still playing DH? Decided to reinstall it, not seen anyone post anything about it.
>>155028801
Is that a fucking Swiss Sardinia
>Ottoblob in south Italy
H A L T
>>155028895
Nah Sardinia is a nigger state as mentioned previously in >>155023787
>>155028801
Are the Faroe and those other islands of Britain or D-N? They're kinda similar coloured.
I hope that's the Kingdom of Jerusalem by the way
I'm using HPMeme 3.6 as Argentina, it's 1840 and many of my pops in cattle RGOs in Buenos Aires (mostly in Junin) refuse to work. 12k of 12k farmers unemployed.
wat do
>>155028997
Fixed the colors
>>155029141
build liquor factories
>>155028580
Yeah but what I'm worried is that it will increase the chances of murder if the AI indiscriminately marries relatives off and choose not to pay. Landless characters don't earn any income to pay it, so only gifts would do it. On the other hand the decision to pay a late mahr can only be taken by the spouse for performance reasons and I'd rather leave it that way. I might make it so the landless guy pay the mahr regardless and end up in debt.
>>155028810
I know.
ye or nay?
>>155029478
YAY
>>155029478
>supporting a literal commie government
LMFAO no
>>155029180
Shetland Islands are British clay
Middle East next?
>>155028491
How do you deal with an impious caliph? I mean would qadi have authority over him, if he is found in violation of sharia?
>>155029582
Allah will strike him down personally
>>155029582
No Qadi would have authority over him. Technically, they can declare him a takfir but they can't arrest him since they don't control the guards. It's the muslims duty to depose such caliph though, so that should be the general effect: a big vassal rebellion.
>>155029806
You reminded me of this guy with your comment. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Yamaguchi
>>155029981
Heh, interesting. I will never forget my BYZ games when my reign of terror resulted in excomunication from Pope2.0 (Ck2+), he lifted it a week later but it was a hilarious "WTF?" moment.
Has anyone tried out any ww1 mods for HOI4 and are theyfun?
>>155029567
Be my guest
>play as Byzantium
>heir's auto generated name is "Traianos"
>Hungary rivals me
>>154985503
perhaps try reporting it on their forum
>>155030908
Actually kek'd
>>155030872
groß Iran (Iran + Iraq + Arzebaijan + West Pakistan + Syria)
I swear they made it far easier to do this the last couple of patches.
>>155027239
Does the size of an army matter when sieging?
>>155030872
Nationalist China won against the japs, then proceeded to win the civil war and removed all commies from China into a containment island now known as Japan
>>155031078
good girl, forcefully saved her
>>155031520
>nationalist China
Stop. Imperial China or fucking bust
>>155031141
Why are Moslems so shit at keeping vassals happy?
>>155031706
The Kuomintang, do you like that better?
doesn't matter to me as long as they aren't filthy c*mmies or muslims
>>155031706
>>155031915
They can't get their fucking decadence under control and I have no idea why.
>>155031940
>Kuomingtang
I said Imperial China, not the fucking nationalists. Kuomingtang literally means the National People's Party.
>>155031986
REEEEEEEE RESTORE THE GREAT MING
>>155031915
>>155032069
>Paradox
>Balance
that's why
>>155031294
im not really sure but that seems to be the case
>>155031986
based and white
>>155032069
fuck those backwards chinks then kek nationalist china is the only true china
>>155032336
>fuck those backwards chinks then kek nationalist china is the only true china
>implying
If ~I~ were immortal Empra from 1450 or so on then China wouldn't be a fucking shit today
>>155032453
it'd probably be inexistant if you autistic shit were in charge
>>155032526
M8 if my shit can actually run a nation, then how godly must I be to turn food into national leaders just by digesting it
>>155032584
time for meds anon
>>155032703
Here you go m8
>>155032190
FUCKING ABBASIDS REEEEE
>>155030872
Can we have this meme ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France_Antarctique
And this one : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Araucan%C3%ADa_and_Patagonia
>>155032756
thank you
>>155030872
Russia has Alaska and Canada has been partioned by the US and Russia as a preemptive measure against the shit that's happening there right now
>>155030872
Friend if you're stopping how do I do it where it gets rid of the internal borders?
>>155033302
Just disconnect the internal lines from the outer borders and fill them the same color as the country you're making.
WHY IS MY KIN JOINING AGAINST MY RELIGIOUS RECONQUEST
WHY DOES MY TERRAIN MAP SHOW SNOW IN THE SUMMER
>>155033408
I understand now why you stopped
Too late now though, I've volunteered
be understanding please I am slow and so is my computer
>>155033651
he's not allied to anyone and i have no defensive pact against me
I'm not good at Victoria 2 so I use console commands like 'debug alwaysaddwargoal" to make expansion easier.
Also I save scum.
>>155031095
>>155030872
+ the rest of the Caucasus + west Turkmenistan + west Afghanistan + that spite at the end of the UAE/Oman
Crusader Jerusalem that starts at the square-ish county next to Antioch and goes all the way down to Sinai (inclusive)
>>155034021
how is it possible to be bad at liquor tycoon 2010
>>155034021
Good for you
why is the aeroplane factory in rheinland generating +1.5k monies per day
>>155034112
>don't build liquor factories
>???
>no profit
>>155034295
lots of people want aeroplanes
>>155034112
IDK
>>155034124
you don't mean that.
>when a Grandimod fanboy tells me to go back to the discordgruppe
>>155019914
Thure on the paradox forums is making one that looks good, but at this rate it'll be released after CKIII
>>155034651
go back to the discordgruppe
>when the discordgruppe is trying to push the liquor meme
>>155034295
>he doesn't know about the 10's aeroplane fad
>>154983680
cadet dynasties would be glorious
Liq 2 players, this is your mindset.
how does destroying trade ports work in ck2? i fucked up few venice ports with raiding before, but now i siege instead of fucking up their ports.
>>155033082
Partitioned how? And do we really need the US? I was thinking a nice Nine Nations-type split.
>>155032806
Map doesn't have enough detail for France Antarctique sadly
>>155031520
I left the borders shown in China 'cause I'm not too confident on where it actually ends, please advise
>>155036741
Then just give it to Russia entirely I guess or make a puppet state and give some land near Alaska to Russia
>>155032756
thanks doc
>>155035272
rly m8ks u thank
>>155036741
groß Mexico (as it was historically)
>>155037237
The großest it ever was?
>>155037316
yup
also, CSA and an Iroqois confederacy centered around the Great Lakes
>>155036741
A certain one-eyed man made New York into a free state
i like having sex with girls
>>155035272
based steamcord
>>155036741
The countless tribes of Papua have banded in a massive confederacy, subjugating Sulawesi and north Australia as well as the local smaller islands such as the east Lesser Sundas and the Bismarck Archipelago
>>155036741
Add this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Brazil
>>155036741
Chile has invaded everything along the coastline to helicopter every single commie
>>155036741
Idenpendent Oasis of Alexandria
>>155037458
Texas with Mexico or CSA?
>>155038556
Mexico naturally
>>155037552
Silly organic
>>154982738
What are some actually interesting characters/dynasties to do a full playthrough with starting at the earliest date?
Tried to do one with the Nibelunging dynasty and one with Saxony but after a while the only way to progress is continued blobbing.
Feels more so with the earliest start date.
>>155038930
There's that one slavic girl in Kiev. Could be interesting as one of the only (the only?) female leader there, and also for creating Russia that stays le epin slav
>>155039064
What's her name?
>>155039169
Forget but she's the duchess of Kiev on the map.
>>155039223
Is she a qt?
>>155039410
all slavic noblewomen are qts anon
>>155039169
dobrava of kiev
Why does the uncivilized nation of Nigpoor have a level 6 fort in 1858 in Napoleon's Legacy
>>155039938
ebig public defecation prussians :D:DX:D:DD
How does HPM handle slave growth/decline? The modifier is just an icon, he must use AI events to actually do the modification. But an AI event is still just an event for that country, how are slaves in other countries changed by it?
Where are the events?
>>155040068
You don't know how to press ctrl+f in notepad++?
>>155039410
I play with anime portraits which makes everyone passably qt so I wouldn't know.
>karlings are losing their grip on europe, only having aquitaine and france.
>aquitaine inherits france
>invades burgundy, austrasia, and germany with the holy roman casus beli
>all he needs to do is sneeze on bavaria
>asshole forms the Empire of France instead
>>154982738
I want to play as USA in EUIV, but I want to build it from the ground. Because of this, I'm considering starting, with HIP, in 867 as some Norwegian count. From there, I will invade some part of France, become catholic Norman, and from there invade England. From this predicament, if build my English England, fulfill the crusades, export to EUIV, be the first in the new world (with random new world?) And at some, /gsg/ decided time, switch to the eastern antigen colonial nation
>>155040524
just use that "create custom nation" thingy in the UI and start as an OPM USA in EU4
>>155040354
Why would you be mad at that, as the Byzantine Emperor?
>>155040634
>Cheating
Also, don't you also miss out on being an ex colonial state
>>155040309
What? I don't think you understand my question.
>>155039938
>importing liquor
>>155041012
How is that cheating?
Do whatever you think isfun, but don't waste 5 hours in CK2 for a thing that would take you 5min in the custom nation creator if you don't need to.
maplad, this is a bit slow...
Can anyone post that autistic paintable map with real life provinces?
What happened to HitlerMod?
>>155041735
he was assassinated by mossad
Wat do?
>>155043262
You just lebensraum them
>>155043262
you fuck commie shit up or die trying
>>155040653
I've never seen the HRE form naturally
>>155044169
Same, never seen it form nor die naturally
>>155043262
Soviet destroyers btfo
>>155022564
Report that to HPM. Also, I'm pretty sure there's a mixup with the life ratings (and maybe pops) between one desert province and another coast province within Oman.
>>155045272
Your navy is literally twice their size, what is there to be proud of
>>155045272
SOVIETS BTFO!
>>155036741
Hi this is still happening I just have the work rate of a snail
I gave a lot of America to Russia because there's a whole lot of clay there and apart from USA/CSA/Russia/Mexico/Iroquois/Quebec maybe but that's in a different area there's not a huge amount to do with it
>>155038210
I'm not sure what you mean by this, sorry. Like northwards?
>ai formed a custom empire
Neat.
>>155045551
Oh fuck.
Fear me.
>>155045991
>dynasty title name
>nomad
No he didnt
>>155046349
t. johan
>>155046013
Post yfw the Reds will lose ALL of their capital ships by the end of the year
>>155040354
>not turning off custom kingdoms/empires
>>155045839
IndependentBiafra.
>>155047075Remove Hausa boys.
One of the most annoying things about CK2 is the your vassals do not raise their levy to defend the kingdom, or help you out at all.
Not only is this not realistic, it doesn't make any sense in the game as well.
Why are my duchies allowing themselves to be taken over by barbarians when I have 10k and the barbarians have 10k and my duchy has 4k.
Why are my vassals not raising an army to help reclaim their loss duchy from another kingdom.
Why are they not raising their armies for me, their friend with a posisivite 100 score, against the man who fucking cuckolded you.
This is beyond annoying
You're right, I forgot.
>>155047559
The feudal contract was premised upon the promise of protection. Maybe your vassals think the guy about to conquer you will do a better job of protecting them?
>>155045839
>Like northwards?
Yes
Too bad there no more games like Seven Kingdoms, it probably fills quite fits a grand strategy despite working like warcraft - espionage, research, economy, diplomacy.
What do you think?
So where do I find this new patch for hoi4 lads
>>155047751
Accept that barbarians literally kick all people out of the lands they conquer
Reclaiming a duchy has nothing to do with protection. You have land that was stolen from you, most people want it back and would do anything to go from a count to duke by using their armies.
If I lose you are less protected and you still don't have land.
The last point is emotional, nobody, especially in the time period, would accept being ruled by a man who fucked the love of your life. Cucking someone will cause them to rebel against you if they get the chance, but it wont cause them to defend their lands against you?
>>155047758
Just the coast or inland of those countries too?
Do vassals with the ambitious trait actually try to fuck you over every time they get the chance or is it just a coincidence?
>>155046782
wunderbar
>>155048136
except* my bad
>>155048286
Yes traits actually affect their personality
Deceptive Ambitious Envious characters will rise in rebellion when you REALLY do not fucking need one even at high relations.
>>155045839
neat, you painted the Papuan blob exactly as I imagined.
Anyway,
the shamans of Uganda have resurrected the spirit of Idi Amin and he has gone on a mental africapainting campaign.
Uganda engroßens itself to everything around Lake Victoria, south of Somaliland and east of the smaller Lakes, stretching down to the Mozambique channel.
UTUKUFU!
Hey niggers, I haven't been on /gsg/ since before even Stellaris came out and I'm wondering what I've missed since I've been gone, specifically, how is HPM coming along? Have this Nazi wallpaper as tribute.
>>155049024
t. alex
https://discord.gg/ghp9QXy
crated a discord, goal isnt gsg but myself and others are envolved
Started out as a Swiss count, created the Kingdom of Burgundy , fractured the Carolingian empire after marrying into the Karling line and then formed the HRE.
I'll probably play up until the chalcedonian split and then switch to a patrician in southern italy and reform the roman republic. Venice is a feudal kingdom somehow that deposed the roman patrician so I'm not sure if that will fuck up the event chains.
Hey crackers, I haven't been on /gsg/ since before even HOI IV came out and I'm wondering what I've missed since I've been gone, specifically, how is Rob coming along? Have this Commie wallpaper as tribute.
>>155049259
>Emperor of HRE in 966
What's even the point. Do some more RP
>>155049319
What are you talking about?
>>155049079
>>155049319
desu this pretty much answers my question. Thanks guys
>>155048249
Coast and a little bit inland
>>155046782
keep posting
>>155049670
When you master shiposting you can shitpost while simultaneously providing the right answers to those who can see the meaning in it.
>>155049797
Oh, ok. I wasn't sure if anyone cared.
Epic
>>155050336
Romania's bringing the heat.
>>155050336
I like to see how the SO falls
post landmarks of the invasion for example taking kiev, smolensk, moscow, etc
>>155045839
Give that Jordanian square benis to Persia for aesthetics.
>>155050647
What mod
Why is the whole shit empty
>>155045839
United indochina
>>155050790
SO? Soviet Onion?
>>155051060
sorry i tend to make that mistake for some reason
SU
>>155050790
I'm currently in the process of invading Australia. I might move these divisions to Japan and launch a coastal invasion of the eastern SU coastline.
>>155051128
pic related
>>155051060
>>155047773
I've only played the second one but as far as I remember it was basically an RTS with a few gimmicks. Still fun though.
The Base Tax map on the EUIV wiki is outdated, since so many new provinces have been added. Does anyone have an up-to-date one?
Also, does the number of castles/cities/churches and the improvements therein have any effect on a province's development if you convert a CKII save to EUIV?
>>155051815
It might have some sort of effect, but I'm not sure what exactly.
I had a dense cluster of Forts in one specific part of my empire after importing, and practically none anywhere else.
>>155045839
>>155052038
Move the Russia Belarus border a bit west. I'm pretty sure Brest-Litovsk Belarus was smaller.
>>155052038
Those straight line borders in northern America, northern Africa and Australia look pretty gross. Who thought that was a good idea?
>>155052340
I have no idea but I hate them, it makes it so difficult to do anything with them except what they are in real life and have it look good
So artificial
>>155052038
Kill yourself
Fucking hell, a game in India is horrible. Just declare war everywhere and fuck the coalitions, they wont fight for each other.
>>155052532
Aight
>>155052617
>>155052482
find the biggest rivers, mountains and other natural borders and split America up into a dozen nations like Europe
The British """Army"""
>>155053201
>all those casualties on your end
Congratulations, you lost more troops than they did.
>>155053773
They lost 2 million infantry, it gets cut off
>>155054115
>millions of infantry
so realistic
>>155054115
>2 million
>all in Aberdeen
post yfw there are more soldiers than civilians in a major city
>reconquer Iberia from the Muslims
>retake the Holy Land from the Muslims
>retake Anatolia from the Muslims
>my king is still known as "the Usurper" because his father put him on the French throne when he was 11
>>155054483
??? ???
>>155054876
That's the pain The Bald and The Fowler felt.
>>155054943
He means in a single battle.
W-will I survive the German onslaught?
>>155054979
>mutilate and torture every single Muslim prisoner I get my hands on, including children
>still known as "the Fouler"
>>155055000
>>155054483
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Leningrad
Soviets lost a million Infantry during this. The reason those casualties were likely so big was because he kept pouring units into it like a meat grinder and more and more died. It's doubtful that 2 million infantry just happened to be all fighting simultaneously, obviously. That's just how shit works.
>>155055000
>Stalingrad
>Leningrad
You could've tried harder, anon.
>>155055176
Did you build forts on your northern border? Are all of your beaches secure?
>>155055000
??? ???
>>155055179
>fouler
Fuck
>>155055247
Currently fortifying my northern border and next I'll try to get the coasts secure. I just need to pray I manage to do that before 1941, and the Allies lend a hand.
What do you think of this Grosseryzanium?
>>155055215
The siege of leningrad lasted for two years.
>>155055257
The battle of stalingrad lasted for 5 months and that's not even close to two million. How long does the average battle in vicky last?
Good god, people are actually flaunting the bullshit that is vicky's combat system as realistic.
>>155055797
not fair, I thought the goalposts were gonna be stationary
>>155055797
You do know that only 30% or 50% of the battle casulties are actual deaths, right?
>>155055797
>The siege of leningrad lasted for two years.
Three, and so? Massive long lasting battles can amount to millions of casualties with ease. Have you never seen one of those MP blob world wars in Victoria where millions upon millions of troops end up in a single giant fight for supremacy?
>>155055797
>game doesn't simulate every single boson and fermion
>realistic
wew
>>155055797
Somme is a same time period example of meatgrinder battles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Somme
You are literally watching someone defend the realism of the Mughal Empire landing 200,000 men in the Scottish Highlands and then the entire British army charging into them up a mountain.
This is what liquor does to you.
>>155056375
Victoria is a crazy place.
You are literally complaining about a video game whose whole point is alternate history, having a situation that differs from actual history.
This is what shitposting does to you.
>>155055986
what the fuck are you on you little shit, how did I move the goalposts
>>155056069
So does the fucking graph that got posted, casualties include wounded, KIA and missing in action. Two million casualties is just ridiculous, I can't believe we're having this argument.
>>155056127
Yeah, I'm sure it's perfectly reasonable that 2 million men just fucking perish in a week. Just fuck off.
>>155056767
why are you so angry about a video game screenshot?
>>155056658
now hang on you fucking cunt, this wasn't an argument about that, it was about the fact that vicky's combat system is fucking retarded.
>>155056930
I'm angry at people that are actually trying to rationalize it.
>>155056375
>muh lick her meme xDxD
Fuck off reddit
>>155057183
>an """"argument"""""
I thought we were talking about the realism of millions of soldiers becoming casualties within a single battle...
Is it possible to revive dynasties in EU4? i lost my Von Hohenzollern brandenbug heir and somehow ended up with a de Valois ruler, even thoug i had never married them
>>155057183
Lad, this battle lasted over a year, I'm pretty sure it lasted 2-3 years but I'm not sure when it started.
I threw a 90 stack at the highlands, dug in, and the British attacked. The entire "battle" was me puking up 90 stacks into the province and later 60 stacks once I started to run out of brigades. Britain sent up a 100-200k stack every time the numbers started to get even, so it lasted a long-ass time
Are the two Icelandic Chiefs any fun to play in the 867 start or is it too isolated?
>>155057394
good sniff
Liberals are the fucking worst, I hate those faggots so much. Five year desperate war (as Bavaria) against North Germany, France, Austria-Hungary, Italy, Switzerland and Netherlands, and Socialist, Reactionary and Communist rebels at the same time were less damaging than one term of liberals who were able to destroy twenty years of industry buildup in two weeks.
>>155057387
>millions
There's that fucking word again, name me a single modern battle with two million casualties. I'll be waiting.
>>155057619
what is this meme called
>>155057619
There's no reason to play Iceland unless you want to play a game about getting out of Iceland.
>>155057761
??? ???
>>155057761
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battles_of_Rzhev
>>155057761
>>155057761
In liqqy modding, how can I have an event pop up every 15 days? Or every month? Just a set amount of time where it pops up regularly
>>155058063
That was a prolonged blockade that lasted for years, might as well put the entire casualty list for the eastern front.
>>155058321
Less than two millions, multiple battles were fought.
>>155058440
Less than two million.
>>155058571
Less than two million.
The battles in vicky are continuous affairs, there's no lull in fighting, people are dying literally every day for the duration of the single battle.
I can't believe we're still doing this.
>>154992585
I'd say HoI4 was a success. I just wish you could play against an effective AI because I don't want to have to talk to other people online.
Also 3/4 of this time was spent as the memereich
>>155057761
.
>>155057773
>>155058748
>That was a prolonged blockade that lasted for years
>>>155057592
??? ???
This is probably the biggest and longest battle I've had. A month long battle in Concord leading to about 300,000 casualties total. I have no doubt that the months ahead will be filled with more such battles as I ferry more veteran troops to the New World and the Americans funnel more of their nearly 200 divisions to the front.
>>155058748
I think you just have a hard time coming to terms with how a very simple dice throwing abstraction can successfully simulate both 19th century grand battles and 20th century months long meatgrinders.
Holy shit Denmark
>>155059056
>Month long
Come back when you've hit a year.
>>155058850
Epic
>>155057957
what about staying on Iceland indefintely and just raiding to get cash to spam prosperity events until you max out at 7 holdings and turn it to a paradise
>>155058762
3/4 of that time was also spent on watching little men do pushups
>>155058931
Read my post again. The siege of leningrad wasn't germans throwing themselves in droves every fucking day until they got blown the fuck out, it was a series of operations. That's not what battles in vicky are.
Frogs please stop
>>154994454
The biggest problem with HOI4 is the tension system.
The Frog-Britbong world police team will guarantee even Bhutan if they sense it in danger.
Uniting China without the defensive event is impossible without going to war with the allies in a never ending war.
>>155059797
Casualty bleed was pretty much daily my angry autist
>At war with the Cumand Band to press a vassal's claim on one province
>Initially destroy their army, start sieging up the province
>78% warscore, all good
>Suddenly blue
>Galicia fucking annexed the entirety of the Cumand Band
GALICIA
A
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I
AAAAAAA
A
A
A
A
A
>>155059884
>ne pas vouloir un groß saint-empire-romain
plèbe
I wish Johan was my dad
>>155060445
I wish he were my mother's boyfriend
Are we dying? It's saturday night, for fuck's sake.
>>155061691
yeah, normal people are going out
>>155060142
Nice Courland.
>>155059797
thats exactly what battles in vicky are
>>155061961
There are no normies in here, only autistic slobs. Maybe except that gymfag that occasionally posts in here.
>>155062151
Cant go out cause i have massive blisters from walking in the woods with gf for 3 days, so im arguing with autists here. Does that make me a normie or a sperg?
>>155062351
A blogging faggot.
>>155062351
>blisters
You're a map painting autist that spend so much time sitting on your chair blobbing that your testosterone levels are extremely low as consequence.
>>155062409
t. buttmad 350 lb daki owning permavirgin
>>155058685
PLEASE REPSOJF
How does my plan for a Danubian Mitteleuropa look? Red designates puppets and green represents the spherelings I intend to carve out.
Also, can I create United Baltic Duchy as Austria and if so, what would its state religion be?
>>155053201
>2 million men lost in one single battle
>3.20 war exhaustion
Was Stellaris and HOI4 a mistake?
Is there a way to estimate how profitable a factory will be before you build it?
>>155063852
The way they handled it sure fucking was
>Release two big games
>Go on a two month vacation immediately afterwards
???
>>155063914
if liquor, yes
if anything else, no
>>155063914
Yes.
Liquor = it'll be profitable
Everything else = enjoy bankruptcy
>>155063914
just spam cement and liquor factories
>>155063852
Stellaris sold really well, but player numbers dropped off pretty quick
>>155063914
1Check trade tab and the value of the good
2Check how many workers you'll be able to staff the factory with
3use math to calculate output, detract wages and the slight drop it price due to increased supply
4??
5no it's not possible
>>155063914
Yes. Just go to the trade tab and check if the good you want to produce has a high price.
>>155064120
>>155064165
Top memes
>>155064306
How do I know how many workers?
>>155064397
Check the number of unemployed workers in the state
Check the number of employed workers in the state (you can close those factories to make them work in the new one)
>>155063914
or you could just hover over the goods produced number to see the cost of the inputs and the value of the outputs
if the number is red it's unprofitable
>>155064508
>>155064523
Alright thanks.
What happened to HPM?
>>155065035
Balancing liquor factories.
>>155065080
He hasn't posted since September 6.
I-I'm afraid anon
>>155065434
he posted three threads ago
I want to have fun with EU IV singleplayer by attempting to go for achievements and such in Steam, but I don't want to buy Paradox's jewish DLC.
Life is suffering.
>>155063914
AI will build factories how ever they feel like it. So something that may be in demand can become unprofitable the next year due to POP demands.
Factories that produce military equipment are 9,8 out of 10 times unprofitable but they usually help minor civilized nation with very low prestige even tho it's not really worth it.
Things like fabric, clothes, chairs fluctuate all the time and it's just a pure gamble.
Electronics, phones, gears, radios usually turn a profit the first few years after they're invented after that they are either not profitable or just not worth building them due to the return.
Also I've never seen fuel ever become profitable.
Liquor, glass factories are the most profitable due to:
1.every POP can(?) and is able to afford it
2.The world's population is rising throughout the game meaning even more POPs will buy it.
3.The AI doesn't build that many of them.
r8 my final Mughal Empire
The 2nd Great War, where I finally attacked Britain on her home islands, had over 5 million in casualties
The "Battle" of Aberdeen lasted 5 years alone
I'm trying HIP for CK2, have they disabled raiding or something? I started out as some schmuck in Iceland, raised my levis and checked the raiding icon and sailed off to raid Britain, but they do fuck all but standing around in the province. Tried again but this time against my neighbour, same thing. What gives?
Playing first game with Reaper's Due. Suggestions for the frequency of Major and Minor epidemics? With how much people complain about it I'm guessing I should put Minor at Fewer?
>>155066525
Probably yes.
>>155065993
to elaborate on the liquor meme
>>155065434
>He hasn't posted since September 6.
>mod updated 3 days ago
Is the ck2 generator any good
I need an Orthodox non Byzaboo country to do constant wars against non believers with a decent reasoning to do so. CK2 help me out .
>>155068069
Kievan Rus
>>155068069
serbs or ortho nomads
>>155068069
You can play as any pagan and just wait for the Byzantine emperor/bulgar king to send a missionary early in the game.
Fuck turks.Now I just need to fix my crippled economy.
What's with all these reforms Zanzibar gets for not becoming independent?
>>155022564
>Why Productivity? Ibadis are more about Liberty.
My economy was going through some tough times when I picked it, liberty and equality NVs are pretty bad for anything other than roleplaying too.
>Also, why there are single Oman? Historically, Oman region was divided between coastal Sultanate of Muscat and inland Imamate of Oman, which was nominally controlled by sultans.
IIRC someone brought this up to HPM before, can't recall his response.
>>155022741
Don't worry lad, I will. It's been a while without updates because I had a preparatory test today
I knew Mongols loved their horses, but this is ridiculous.
>>155068069
Babby tier: Russian duchies
Hardcore tier: Georgia and Armenian duchies
>>155068924
>horsefucker meme becoming true
wew lads
I just remembered how this "comfy litwa game" became uncomfy as soon as I realized Lietuva starts as tanistry/elective gavelkind instead of normal gavelkind
the main duchy I started with had 8 rulers in 50 years. This is just the kingdom titleI don't even know who i'm playing as in relation to the guy I started with, help
>>154982738
>>#Where to get these games
>http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume
anyone else unable to access this link?
looking for the hoi4 1.2 patch.
good job france
Start posting those aussie memes.
So what should my blob goals be?
>>155070518
>>155070240
Did he fucking break through the Maginot line
How
>1937 May
W----------W
-E---------E
-W-W--W
--E--E--E
---W--W
W-E-W-
E----------
W-E-W-
E----------
W-E-W-
W----------W
-E---------E
-W-W--W
--E--E--E
---W--W
>>155068815
Things have really turned around for them.
>>155070769
Their entire army got encircled at Westfalen because they let an out-of-supply mountaineer cut off them
After a brief struggle, Kiev has fallen to the superior force of the Germans.
pick game and nation i will play
Hold the fuck up
Why do Russia and the ottomans start as allies in HPM?
>>155072404
HoI4, Tibet
>>155069174
Actually wanted to play a Georgia game, and I start as a count, dukes are for pussies
How do I do prestige spam from the start?
>Want to play a comfy Scotland game in HPM
>Only accepted culture is Scottish
>Only have British and Irish pops
How the fuck do I play this?
>>155072610
i uninstalled and stopped seeding my hoi4 last week though
>tfw no kingdom of talex
>>155072437
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_H%C3%BCnk%C3%A2r_%C4%B0skelesi
>>155072838
They eventually get their capital flipped to scottish
big mongols
Holy shit, we did it! The Aussies will finally learn some German discipline.
>>155073042
Just a matter of having him convert to Islam like every new ruler does. Then it will all break up due to decadence
>>155072954
How far along? After 4 years and a Jacobin rebellion, I'm not entirely sure I can handle all the militancy just with reforms
what's the best ck2 version? i have 2,44
what's the best eu4 version? i have 1,16,2
what's the best victoria2? i have 3,03
>>155073304
I don't know, it has a MTTH.
Just fire the event manually if you don't want to wait.
>>155059181
woah, Denmark owning a shitton actually ended up with Norman culture forming.
>>155073402
Might just do that, thanks for the help
>>155073532
No problem.
>tfw sweden is a worse blobber than me
based iqta island
Oi lads, how is your meme campaign going ?
>>155073402
10 years and a few Lovecraft short stories and the event still hasn't fired, can't find the event ID either.
I did manage to become a GP so Scotland forever I guess
How can you get the ck2 language file (For notepad ++) without signing into the Paradox forums?
>>155076470
It's event 315003
It has a 2 months MTTH so it should have fired
>>155076256
I don't have one but my meme mod is coming along nicely
>>155076641
What is this meme I'm looking at
>>155076509
Give me a link and I will get it for you
>>155076641
How the fuck is that gigantic ottoblob plausible
>>155076749
HPM Mod Module
>>155076906
>Turks
no
>>155076963
Turks are based
>>155076893
>>155076963
Believable Worlds
>>155077025
>Turks are based
>>155076906
>>155077060
Is this a meme or an actual alt history mod
>>155077123
Thank you for quoting me
>>155076809
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/591011
>>155077173
Take a wild guess lad
>>155077196
http://www.wotld-ladeadly.info/eu3/ck2lang%20v2.1.zip
>>155077173
It's whatever you need it to be
>>155077060
Looking at this, I see why Russia needs to exist.
>>155077273
>Karifoniya
Excuse me?
>>155076530
Oh fuck, that event, yeah it fired, but I don't have a single Scottish pop in the nation, only British, and cultures don't assimilate unless there is already the primary pop present
>>155077394
Don't you have scots in your capital?
>>155077338
All mods guaranteed hand forged with over 10,000 hours in notepad++
>>155077245
Thank you
>>155077526
Why is the flag written in English
>>155077476
Nup, that small 1% is Irsish
>>155077684
Eigo is trendy in Nipon
>>155077785
Where did all the Scots go
>>155077785
*Irish
>>155077526
Awful
>>155077785
Yet another "feature" HPM slapped on without testing
>>155077948
Owned.Or maybe he is playing with the 3.03 patch
>>155077853
Just started a new game as Britain, and it looks like there aren't actually any Scottish pops in the game to begin with. Well that was a waste of an hour or two.
>>155077948
I'm actually pretty taken aback by how pants on head this is
>>155078125
kys yourself
>>155078046
What one should I be playing with? is there one that adds in a Scottish pop?
>>155078179
The assimilate command doesn't work on 3.03, the pops should be the same though
>>155078085
>>155077785
I tested and it worked for me. >>155078046 is probably right.
>>155078179
That event only works with the 3.04 patch (which is garbage btw, blame HPM for being a cuck). Or you can manually edit it with the Pop Adjuster.
>>155078279
>>155077948
BTFO
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>>155078279
>>155078293
Huh. Well guess I betterpiratethe new version. Hopefully this all works out
>>155078509
Just download the patch lmao
>>155078597
My base game is completelynotlegit anyway
>>155078815
So?
>>155078815
the only way I can find to get the patch is through steam
>>155078509
>>155078815
What a bunch of child rapers.
>>155079101
It's literally distributed for free in their forums you moron
>>155079197
It was actually that easy. I am indeed a moron and I thank you for showing me
What's better, /gsg/, HOI3 or HOI4? I haven't played either but I'm kinda feeling like getting my WW2 on.
>>155079732
3 because 4 is fucking empty
>>155079732
HOI4.
>>155079732
HoI3 is the best int he HoI series
>>155079732
Both sucks, play DH
>>155080183
t. DH baby
>>155080421
laziest shitpost ever fuck off you child
>>155080421
t. pushup pro
>>155080793
>>155081385
>a bloo bloo bloo why cant i handle oob
t. doomstack masters
How can I increase fertility in CK2? I'm playing a female at the moment because my last one died without a male heir, and my husband is heir to the HRE so like yeah I want some kids. I picked family focus but what else can I do? I'm 21 and he's 18...
>>155081741
You can also choose Groom an Heir as your ambition for another +20% fertility on top of Family focus.
Or you can go seduction focus and seduce everyone and have a dozen kids in as many years.
>>155081741
You have like 20 years left before you become barren
>>155081741
Should've prepared that Midas Touched education fampai
give me a ck2 kingdom to play
>>155070769
If you want to be cheap, you can orchestrate a Fascist coup in Alsace, get military access, take territory in France, then wheel around and take Alsace from the really weak coup forces.
>>155072891
then don't fucking bullshit by telling people to "pick game"