/dsg/ - Demon's/Dark Souls General

casul

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DS3 DLC is going to take us to the Painted World.

Now remember, if you play the DLC and you see what's in this picture, you must NOT kill it.

I repeat, if you see what's in this picture in the DLC, YOU MUST *NOT* KILL IT.

>>154916914
you can't kill what's already dead

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i put muh drakebloodfu up on the slider waitlist

hopefully the data and formatting is correct

>>154916947
DELETE THIS HATEFUL POST NOW

>>154916914
What happens if I do or cut the tail?

>>154916914
Remember to dress yourself in warm clothes so you don't catch a cold!

>>154917041
or plate armor!

>>154917004
>green hair
ew

is 45 million soul memory active

>>154917165
its not green its blonde, looks good in black though if you dont like blonde

>>154917174
is dark souls 2 still active?

>>154917004
It's shit

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Man Dark Souls 2 had a lot of really annoying fur on shoulder sets. The Warrior set in DaS3 by the malaysian studio has the same shit.

ark Souls 2
>Saves DaS2 from being a bad MMO but not everything can be salvaged. Still adds questionable choices such as invasion mechanics and ADAPTABILITY
>Retards think DaS2 is the pinnacle of Soulsborne PVP

Dark Souls 3
>Worked on multiplayer and balance for Dark Souls 3 with Steel Battlion director while Miyazaki gets the main game to his liking.
>Retards cry for Dark Souls 2 gameplay to come back.

Yui 'The Hack' Tanimura.

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Cute?

>>154917220
it's green

>>154917396
Then explain why the maingame is boring linear trash?

>>154917174
DS2 itself is dead as fuck
Do you really think you will find anyone that high?

>>154917576
Tanimura only assures that you have the best PvP experience during Dark Souls 2 and Dark Souls 3!

>>154916914
I want her to appear as a granny just to piss off waifufags.

>>154917908
why doesn't the set include her crown?

So what the fuck took tsorig to eleum loyce?
The chaos?

>>154917396
>Every time I question DS3 PvP
>PvE fag says "WOW GO BACK TO PVP SOULS 2, I BET YOU INVADE WITHOUT CONSENT"

The only people who call it pvp souls are people who avoid pvp in general; every time the suggestion gets thrown at me, it's not "I'm in DS2, come on in and join me!" or anything, it's "GET OUT GET OUT REEE GO PLAY DS2 INSTEAD". It's mostly just baddies trying to trick pvp players into playing the worst game. Ultras were worse because hyperarmor was useless a-la stone ring estoc, katanas rapiers and straightswords were still the meta, dual wielding was nothing more than offhand rapiers and yielded virtually no benefits outside of that, jester's existed, greatshields were still retarded, footsies were horrible, etc. The list goes on.

>>154918069
DS2 also had the worst, most host-centric invasion system.
Which is why i was never invaded past first playthrough, literally nobody wanted to take part in that shitshow.

>>154917576
>>154918069
>people still don't get the post is shitting on both 2 and 3 and how bad the pasta is

>>154918069
>katanas rapiers and straightswords were still the meta
will they ever not be the meta in literally every souls game ever

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>>154917041
Way ahead of you anon.

>>154918037

What does he have to do with eleum loyce?
Anyway, I'm sure EL was Anor Londo in Tanimura's mind, then Miyazaki said "Fuck DkS2, what is DkS2? I like the idea with ice and all tho" then made Irithyll and called it original content donutsteal.

>>154917004
FINALLY
thank you so much

>>154917041
I'll go as a grave warden to ruin people's immersion

>>154918238
from simply cannot balance large weapons, their balance ends somewhere in range of halberds, curved greatswords and greatswords, anything larger is usually really underwhelming
in fact, i praise ds3 for offhand greataxes at least, that shit is viable as fuck, probably the most viable ultras since des because of a 0.2 second hyperarmor startup delay which means you can trade virtually anything on pure reaction

>>154918374
NOOOO you fiend

Don't worry I'll carry fire surge just in case.

>>154918160
>estus wasn't instant
>phantoms can't heal with an invader present
>host doesn't have a hp bonus and csn even be hollow meaning they have less than 100% to begin with
Yeah
Real unfair

>>154918445
>soul memory creating an entire fuckload of balance problems, past 3-4m SM you start exclusively invading havelmonsters with 50+ in each stat

>finite orbs you need to farm or increase your sm, insane amount of forced farming in general if you want to stay in specific SM ranges

>agape ring being a late and half-assed solution that failed to solve virtually any actual soul memory problems

>cannot use any switches, open 90% of doors or operate 90% of elevators

>cannot phase through any enemies effectively locking you out of parts of the levels

>cannot heal with consumables while host has 10 types of them 9 of which go to 99 stack

>seeds, which also mean you can't even heal with miracles in peace by running to enemies

>host and his butt buddies are able to turtle in warmth which is even harder to punish than estus in ds3

>hosts can chug on a ladder which is extremely hard to punish in certain locations

>even if host dies he won't lose his souls because 90% of playerbase is rocking ring of sacrifice you can repair

>insanely short invasion time limit

>abundance of shit invade spots, some of them can potentially lock you out of reaching the host permanently, especially in bastille and tseldora coupled with their general horrible level design

>host can clear the area from enemies permanently so you end up losing the only invader advantage completely

>there IS a priority system which makes hollow hosts least preferable targets and coop partners the most

>you can be damaged during backstab animation

>npc phantoms with 5k hp and infinite spells everywhere in sotfs

>almost no chance of ever being summoned as a bluefag

>insane amount of duelfag pandering at expense of everyone else, with arena being the worst offender

>abundance of baby-mode items like jester top pummeling already low skill ceiling even lower

>>154918160
>when you're an invaderbabby and memezakidrone at once
wew lad

>>154918480
Backing up saves makes orbs and sm points invalid

Yet you cant backup saves to unfuck ds3s shit mechanics
It DOESNT EVEN HAVE sin

Can Twinkling Titanite be dropped as a gift?
If so, anyone willing to part with some of it? Want to upgrade the Chaos Blade on NG++++, but don't feel like rushing to Archdragon Peak just yet.

Platform is PC btw, name your price and your pw, I'll be waiting at church of Yorshka.

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>>154918359
yeah i only look at the general when im looking for FCs or im not playing

so every time someone asked i was too busy or not even at home

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>>154918480
"insane amount of duelfag pandering at expense of everyone else, with arena being the worst offender"
>goes to a fucking 1v1 arena
>complains about duelfaggotry

Going for a STR build in my first DS3 playtrough.

Heavy Claymore or Butcher Knife?

>>154918357
Read the knight slayer's ring description
It's just the ivory warrior's ring

>>154918660
Can't drop titanite.

>>154917013
Nothing, from caters to casuals

>>154918642
>Backing up saves
Next thing you will say is that cheat engine is acceptable as well.

>>154918703
Both suck as str weapons

>>154918724
Fuck me then, off to Irythil Dungeon -.-

>>154918703
Butcher's knife and offhand greataxe.

>>154918702
I think he means most balance amd gameplay mechanics took duelfags more into account than invaderfags and co-opers/PvEfags, which sadly seems to be what happened to 3 too.
They should just remove RSS/arenas forever

>>154918702
You're forced to fight on arena to simply get orbs unless you want to spend two hours on farming.

>>154918724
>>154918775

However: weapons can be dropped, right?
Anyone willing to part with a Chaos Blade?

>>154918689
I don't think I've ever seen you in any of our FCs.
Could you try to change that by participating more often, qt?

>>154918848
DS3 is very invasion-centric actually. Duelfaggots won't even have their safe space till DLC drops and dueling offers no unique rewards.

>>154918848
>most balance amd gameplay mechanics took duelfags more into account than invaderfags and co-opers/PvEfags
I don't see the issue with that. Duels should be balanced, while invasions were always meant to be unfair.
> which sadly seems to be what happened to 3 too
DaS3 duels are a literal joke in terms of balance, what the fuck are you talking about?
>They should just remove RSS/arenas forever
"Waaaah i dislike something a lot of people enjoy therefore it should be removed :((((("
lol

>>154918991
It's not, hardly any new significant changes were made for invasions, except for weapon memory. Did you know Pontiff's faggy arena cannot be invaded by faithfuls? They knew exactly what they were doing with that place and that they now could jew duelfags more

Fuck this, I can't wait any longer. Recommend me an interseting ds3 playthrough.

>>154918774
What are the best str weapons then?

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>>154918932
i was in a few many months ago
used to wear a different outfit and have different hair though

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>>154919149
>hardly any new significant changes were made for invasions
You can freely invade with no need to farm orbs like in DS2 or soul memory fucking you over and it's the only change invaders needed.

>>154918642
Not playing the game fixes all the issues I have with it too. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>154919149
It can't be invaded by aldrichfags but it can be invaded via red orb. At least that autosummon works well and invasions are frequent.

Bought tower key but i can't exit firelink shrine to way of tower, the way closed with mist, what to do?

>>154919215
Butcher's knife is a very good weapon
claymore works better as a quality weapon, bastard sword is a little bit more STR-centric
greathammers and greataxes are the designated STR classes, but they're rather bad for PvP (while being godly for PvE)

>>154919215
Pve or pvp?

>>154919308
literally just wait a bit you impatient fuck

>people responding to pastas

>>154919315
>greathammers and greataxes are the designated STR classes, but they're rather bad for PvP
Yeah don't listen to people like this.

https://youtu.be/VqBMjfA85aQ?t=407

Defend this soul fucking shits.

>>154919626
the high AR means literally nothing if anybody with half a brain can easily dodge every single attack

>>154919381
:(

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Please... Creighton's axe... PS4...

>>154919315
>greathammers and greataxes are the designated STR classes, but they're rather bad for PvP
Greathammers, namely great club and smuph's hammer, are fucking AWESOME for ng invasions. They break shields, they kill in a single guardbreak riposte, they stunlock entire cooper groups. They are only bad in duels but who the fuck cares about duels, my 32STR SL50 build rapes people.
Offhand greataxes are literally a japanese FC meta.

>>154919705
>twinkbabby is so bad he can't EVEN get to irythill with his low level character
L M A O
M A O
A O
O

>>154919669
Good thing 80% of the people who you play against don't even have that.

>>154919705
1min lemme check something

>>154919637
Defend what

>>154920002
this

>>154919891
Yeah sorry m8, don't have it

>>154919257
I mean new changes, stuff they never did before.

>>154919292
It just shows they put more thought into those people having a stealth safe space even before thinking of making dogs and darkmoons work properly.

>>154919138
No, stuff should never be balanced taking duels into account at all, except for plain broken/bugged stuff. DaS 3's duels follow the same idea of 2's, woth a bunch of stuff that sucks, but feels different and can catch newbies off guard easily, so it gets used despite sucking and elludes people inti thinking there's variety. Most signs are people not using the strongest shit, after all.
Duels should be removed because it detracts so much attention from From that they don't work with the important stuff and goes against everything Souls multiplayer stands for, creating forced simetry for a system where assimetrical PvP and coop matters more

>>154919705
>How are you having trouble getting it? If you're twinking surely you've got hornet/chain, which require beating the champ. Who's actually giving you trouble, Wolnir? Did you justfuck Sirrus's quest up?

>>154920056

You know what?
Defend THIS *unzips dick*

>>154920141
Wasn't supposed to be greentext, whoops

>>154920092
>new changes
Weapon memory is an overall awesome system. It still gives invader advantage (it's just not as crazy, but in typical ng invasion ranges you always can be two weapon levels above typical hosts) without making them ridiculously overpowered.
Estus regen from killing phantoms is a great system as well, i just wish it gave 2 flasks per cooper kill.
Permanent dried finger is a based thing that makes ng+ runs packed with action.
And thanks to SL matchmaking stat rings actually matter which allows to minmax some pretty fun low-level builds.

someone post the level design image comparing all the souls game which shows how linear is the map design in DaS3

>>154919637
>deliberately butchering the most iconic scene from pulp fiction

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>>154920141
>>154919832

I fucked up and offered Rosaria a tongue, which ended my quest with Sirris basically and thus I can't get the invasion from Creighton in that one spot in Irithyll. I'm thinking of using Astora's sword and the axe, but I'm not going ng+ with this character, so that's that.

>>154916914
>tfw killing her on my first DaS1 playthrough
Purging monstrosities and scalieshits feels great desu.

>>154919637
>artorias hugging sif
nice

>>154920450
who gives a fuck you reddit hipster normie cunt I haven't gotten that far in the video though

>>154920596
please be in anor londo

>>154919205
Anyone?

>>154920934
Play DaS 1

>>154919205
Pyromancer with no physical weapons.
Use sorcery and miracle utility spells like hidden body as well.

What should i do with fire keeper soul?

>>154921123
stick your dick in it

>>154921123
Dump it in the trash.

>>154919637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AexhNC1QOTY

>>154921168
>>154921215
in that order

Should i draw out inner strength?

>>154921493
You lose the option to do so after you enter the area past the abyss watchers. You can draw it out 5 times. Gives you acess to more questslines and things like the untrue dark ring and untrue white ring (look like a host/white).

>>154921576
then im gonna DO IT

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>>154921576
>i can finally look like a white

>>154920985
I have, multiple times
>>154921120
You misunderstood. I meant a let's play or whatever it's called. I don't have a computer capable of running ds3 and probably won't have one for quite some time

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>>154921670
>there are people here watching lets plays

>>154917004
loser

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>>154921734
>you don't know

Who's your favorite NPC? And why?

>>154921734
Gimme a break, man. It hurts as it is. Not getting to play it when it's actually active omits half the fun.
>>154921935
I was hoping for something other than le randum edwank xD

>>154922010
Firekeeper because I can beat her with no penalty.

>>154922040
Lol great reasoning

Why the mute dude tried to kill me? I really have trouble understanding what is happening in the story, the active quest, relation between npc,...

>>154922347
He just hollowed, you're fine

Can you tumblebuff with hidden weapon?

>>154922347
He was already hollowing when you met him at road of sacrifices and he went full hollow at smouldering lake

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>DUDE DPS RACE LMAO

Who the fuck designed this fucking bullshit boss?

>>154922497
>>154922379
> I'm currently at 99 hollowing

All of this will not end well

>>154922532
ikr

every boss should just be a pure melee humanoid, with no ranged attacks, no aoe's and no 2nd stage.

>>154922532
>one boss that punishes you for being passive
>OMG FUCKING SHIT UNFAIR HACK GAME

>>154922532
All you need for this fight is poise you massive faggot

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>>154922532
There is nothing wrong with the Four Kings boss fight

>>154919380
PvE mainly

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>>154922301
Qtest souls NPC

>>154922627
>>154922683
>defending 4shit like proud cucks
>having to whack like a fucking retard and hope you didn't aggro the second king

>tfw your strongest weapon is a +4 fire reinforced club
>want to join kaathe instead of frampt

>>154923272
poor baby, making a twink is hard

>>154923117
they seeming randomly back off at sanikspeed to perform their homing mass spell. not too bad on its own, but literal cancer for sl1, especially on ng+ when you're on an extra tight schedule. i know,
>complaining about difficulty on a challenge
im complaining about the rng

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>>154923117
I hate this ""artist"" with all of my being

>>154923689
>lets make everyone be a chick and they ALL have small, round tits, small torso and YUUUGE heads and hips
its cute once or twice but it get very old very fast

>get back into the game after 2 months
>new character
>get invaded
>invader takes ~50 damage and looks like he has a healthpool of 1000+
>chucks half my health off with 1 hit
ah yes, very nice

>>154924432
b-but invading is completely broken there's no way for the invader to win!

Are deep or fire infused weapons any good for low level invasions?

>>154924534

It's not broken, it's working exactly as intended. That being said, the mechanics put the invader at a significant disadvantage, meaning there is a good chance you will fail in your mission as an invader, with the added consequence that you lose all souls should you die as an invader, which for me is the most frustrating part

>>154924858
In par with raw, but don't believe what I say I'm fairly new to DS

>>154924962
Depends highly, and I mean HIGHLY, on the level at which you are invading.

Below ~SL50 it hardly takes any effort to win as an invader, even without using meta turbo twink shit.

>>154924534
>anyone who complains about invasion mechanics just can't win!
Just admit that you don't want invasions in the game anon

How do I live without a PCFCBF?

>>154925205

Learn to live half-alive

>>154925205
there's room for a squire in my party

>>154925179
>projecting

>tfw no book talisman
>tfw no wand catalyst

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>>154925205
Get one, that's what I did.

>>154925496
>>154925205

There's always room for young talent in my band of mercenaries.

>>154925980
Okay I'm gonna ask my firekeeper for permission.

>>154925161

Can't say I've tried at that low a level. I'll give it a go

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>a single cast of storyteller's staff
holy shit

>>154925616
How?

>>154925205
What does the BC stand for

>>154925205

Do you mind fif your BF is invisible?

>>154927092
black crystal

>>154919205
I'll get shit for this, but Prepare to Try is pretty solid. It's about the only DaS3 LP I've enjoyed watching, and mainly because it's as much 3 brits bantering as it is playing the game.

>>154927160
I meant to ask what the BF part stands for

>>154927220
bonfire

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>>154925616
>no BF posting
>BF posts anyways

>>154927213
I'm enjoying this, hope they do Bloodborne

Fun cosplay ideas?

>>154927220
Cute boyfriends!

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>>154927247
This myth of shitposting has served us well.

qtp2tpcfcbfs

>>154926624
nice clipping homo lmao

>>154927310
fuccboi cosplay

>>154927310
outside of darksouls or npcs?

>>154927558
y tho?

>make cute female and be nice during invasions
>host welcomes you
>host actually tells you to help him
>giant's seed all the way to boss room where we part ways
>make qt fuccboi
>be friendly during invasions
>they all just kill me with no mercy or expect me to 1v1 duel their phantom

It hurts so much guys.

>>154927310
>DS3
>fun cosplays
haha

>>154921670
How can anybody honestly sit around and watch lets plays of a game they are interested in but dont have and havent played yet? Why would ruin it gor yourself? Get off your fat NEET ass, make a little money, build a decent pc. Even getting a fucking console is better than your braindead idea

>>154927310
Weight Watchers

Use Hodrick's Helmet, the Exile armour and nameless knight gloves and boots. Hold a regular dagger in your offhand with a zwiehander in your main hand.

At 50% HP, collapse and then keep your weapon buffed with charcoal resin bundles for the rest of the fight. Optionally carry extra mainhand weapons like a cathedral knight greatsword to approximate some of their attacks with the WAs.

Be sure to fatroll, too.

Do PCucks use controllers or kb+m?

>>154927886
I use a PS4 controller with DS4windows

>>154927663
http://web-japan.org/museum/others/ninja/ninja03/wisdom02.html

>>154927886
i use xbone controller

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>>154927721
Soon, they will see that boys are the superior gender in all ways.

>>154927886
'ol faithfull 360 controller

>playing with yhorm's machete at pontiff's on ps4
>put down sign to be summoned as phantom for giggles
>get summoned by qt grill
>we clear the area of enemies and spend a few hours murdering aldritch faithful/random invaders
>rek so much shit people stop invading
>get her to aldritch and beat him with 1 estus
>wave goodbye
>never see her again

Some of the most fun I've had in vidya in a while. Thanks for reading my blog.

>>154928009
thats pretty cool actually

>>154928215
>her

Reminder that not a single weapon outside of greathammers, ugs and greataxes needs more than 20 end + chloranthy to operate on full capacity.

>>154928215
Subscribed.

>>154928302
>not deluding yourself

Have fun out there in a world that sucks ass, my bubble is feeling fine

>>154927721
>>154928141
Cute girls are better and have friendlier voices. They also show they're not tryhards by using a gimping fast roll choice

See>>154928215

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>>154928009
>>154927558
>carries around an entire fucking cat just to tell time like a pocket watch

>>154928215
>invade crucifixion woods
>host is a girl unkindled named "Anna"
>passworded phantom who has clearly beaten the game
>host always standing behind the phantom, both with their shields raised up toward me

TOO CUTE
I killed the phantom once then just messed around and eventually left, didn't want to c*ck him too hard

>Dark Souls 3
>shortest game
>filled to the brim with shitty references
>massive amounts of on-disc cut content that will be sold as DLC
>no dynamic lighting system when even basic indie games have them
>rehashed areas
>rehashed NPCs
>rehashed animations
>invasions sucks
>Heavy armor sucks
>armor sets don't even fit properly
>brown and grey
>shit AI
>Armor variety is less than DS2 BASE game, despite copypasting a 3rd of the armors from previous games
>Magic needs 2-3 ring slots just to dish out melee level damage
>awful scaling balance
>FP is the most awful casting management system introduced yet (worse than DeS mana, which had better regen options and more efficient)
>FP horribly ineffiecent with damage, ends up causing everyone to use 1 or 2 FP efficient spell like Great Heavy Soul Arrow
>Miracles awful, best and most viable one locked behind the final boss
>bland NG+
>awful covenants
>no blue eye orb
>blue sentinels and darkmoons the exact same
>left hand weapons no longer have full movesets
>dual wield weapons are gimmicks
>Straight Swords and Curved Sword are as fast as daggers
>Great Weapons are slower than previous games, and costs more stamina, while barely doing more damage
>1-2 Weapons ALWAYS the best in class, no redeeming qualitys for special weapons resulting in less weapon variety than BB
>very little moveset variation
>WA are mostly shit or copypasted powerstance moves
>No animation canceling
>No backstep i-frames
>rolls have too much i-frames and cost too little stamina
>bloodborne enemies catered to R1 spam from ss and cs
>hexes gone and dark magic is shit
>shittiest dragon form
>refined/hollow completely dominates
>pyromancy is the quality of casters
>19 bosses, a good chunk being gimmicks
>linear level design, less branching options than DeS, DS2, and even BB

>b-but the DLC will save it!
>b-but other games have faults!
lmfao

>>154928215
Had something similar in Irythill.

>doing a shitty faith build
>summon a random sunbro
>we clear the entire level
>dispatch a couple of invaders
>out of estus
>open shortcut
>in doubt whether to send him back and go spend my souls
>fuck it I have a divine blessing
>he drops me another one
>we kill sully

>>154928330
You don't go to 40 end so you can swing your weapon more times, you go to 40 end so you can afford to sprint away from your opponent for some 11 seconds straight and still have enough stamina to turn around and tap R1 four times afterwards, when they attempt to chase you.

>>154928443
Not as attractive and I prefer boy moans

If you don't let them become tryhards they won't

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>>154928445

>>154928501
>shortest
how do you get the first one so wrong?

>>154928749
>replying to shitty /v/ pasta

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>>154927886
probably the only kb and mouse player in this shithole

>>154928330
>he wants his cute big sticks to not suck

You're not welcome anymore, go back to DeS

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After playing a character to Irithyll offline and not once being invaded by an NPC, I thought my game was broken. I turned off my game in the graveyard beside Yorshka's church last night while looking for Creighton, then started it up in online mode today, and there's Cr8, right on cue.
>DaS3 NPC Red invasions require you to be online
What a fucking joke.

>>154928443
I just wanted to be friendly to people during invasions instead of a dick with my fuccboi Griffith cosplay build.
>the only person who was friendly to you was a host cosplaying Casca
>sat on my face when I afk'd for 3 mins to get water

>>154928880
I'm kb+m too ;-;

>>154928947
That's wrong, it requires an ember
>played second character for entire NG offline

>>154928947
they do invade you
you need to be embered
retard

Slayer of Demons has the Maiden in Black
Bearer of the Curse has the Emerald Herald
The Hunter has the Plain Doll
Ashen One has the Firekeeper

Who does the Chosen Undead have...

>>154928880
I play on keyboard only.
I don't win often

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>>154918160
It's gotten to the point that I can pick you out of all the anons in the thread. That's how much of a whiny, broken record you are.

>>154929193
Poise kek

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>>154914263
Is anon who needed dragon slayers for PS4 still around? I can give it to you.

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>been running the AFK script for 37 hours now
>only 400 million souls
I want my max stats now, dammit.

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>>154929214

>>154929072
>>154929058
not >>154928947

but i did an entire playthrought without internet connection and there was not invading npcs like kirk, kreimhild, etc, you DO need an internet connection for them to appear, even if you play choose to play offline they will appear if your internet is working fine

>>154929058
>>154929072
You faggots think I'm three games deep and I don't know how NPC invasions work?
Fuck off, I was embered the entire time, you'd have to be retarded not to just for the HP boost alone.

>>154929340
>AFK script
what's it do?

>>154928947
Steam needs to be online, you can turn off matchmaking in the menu though.
I guess it's a middlefinger to pirates, but it's still kind of dumb.

>>154929214
Woah!
I'm the anon he was replying to

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Anyone on PC willing to drop me a +2 sage ring?

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>>154929195
>>154928952
dont worry you'll eventually get the hang of it
im pretty active on fc and i normally do well there and in pontiff
i even got used to using esdf on fps because my keyboard fucked up

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>>154929350
>see the same tired argument for weeks every time DaS2 PvP is even casually mentioned
>bet he'll do it again
>screencap
>well what do you know
It's not my fault you're such a predictable faggot with one "argument".

>>154929193
Dorkmoon, Fair lady and Anastacia
And a dragon

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>>154929421
It automates the boss soul glitch for me.
I'm on Xbone, so I just reinstalled the game from the disc to revert the game to 1.00

>>154929459
highwall, dsg drop red

>>154929315
Oh, nevermind. I forgot to kill him in the first part, and only did it with Sirris. Sorry.

Since everything is quality in DS3, they should have combined STR/DEX into a single skill called "Power/PWR" and called it a day.

>>154929526
I'm not even a person you're replying to. I'm just laughing at your extreme autism.

What's the most hidden/hard to obtain armor set in DS3?

>>154929607
You can also just go raw + buff and dump points into whatever for a pure vig/ int/ faith/ whatever character.

>>154929424
I'm a filthy pirate and got invasions just fine

>>154929685
Pale Shade set

>>154929567
Its down, my name is "?". Thank you.

>>154929614
It might be slightly autistic, I'll give you that, but I've seen that faggot post that same garbage so often that my autism pales in comparison to his.

>>154929424
So connect to Steam while online, then don't shut it down/ restart it for offline play?

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I haven't been keeping up with all the console shenanigans, but if I were to buy the ps4 "pro" to play demons souls, bloodborne and nioh, would I be able to run 60fps at 1080p? Will I need to shell out more to play online?

>>154927132
Somberlain is that you?

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>>154929567
You are the fucking best anon.

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>tfw you understand that corvian greatknife is a hard counter for glaives

>>154929685
Firelink is arguably the hardest to obtain as it requires you to beat the game. Hidden as in most likely not going to find on your first run would be Black Set, since the only way to get it is by killing Yuria, which assumes you find Yoel, assumes you save him, assumes you talk to him in Firelink, assumes you draw power from him FIVE TIMES, assumes you find Yuria after that and then assumes you kill her. That's a lot of assumptions.

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>>154929979
>buying the upscaled 4k PS4Prolapse
>implying DeS will ever be on another console
>IMPLYING 60 FPS 1080P
It's cheaper to just upgrade your PC, and if you don't have one building one is much cheaper in the long run

>>154930073
You can just summon her for the SoC fight. You can get it after.

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>>154930079
>It's cheaper to just upgrade your PC
No amount of upgrades is going to allow me to run bloodborne anon

>>154929979
Anon, bloodborne wasn't even announced as a game supported by ps4pro on sony conference, and overall it's just a slightly more powerful ps4 created to force 4k television gimmick which will die as fast as 3d television.
Not to mention it sure as fuck won't get des until they announce the remaster which may not happen at all.

>>154930170
I see.

>>154929991
no prob, but you need more end than that

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>>154930185
>rent PS4
>rent bloodborne
>play the game to fruition a couple times w/ TOH on one or two characters
>dead online so nothing will happen
>the end

Anybody here have any fun 2 person themed cosplay/invade ideas? I kinda want to be a bit more creative than just doing another ornstein and smough.

>>154930063
tfw i have a offhand dragonslayer axe to deal with fuckers like you

>>154930336
i always wanted to do the three man gank you encounter when invading lautrec the guilty
but that requires three people

>>154929932
Logged into steam in online mode, go into the options menu ingame and there's an option to start offline/disable matchmaking, can't remember which, just poke around a bit.

>>154930336
My buddy and I did a Guts+Griffith co-op run

So how do you guys go about when making a new character and getting them up to desired SL fast?

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>>154930336
arty and teleporting dogs

>>154930452
you can't cosplay the wizard tho

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>friday
>this immense activity surge
>being invaded on dried finger run once in 2 minutes at sl100
>ground is littered with signs in archives

>>154930282
Yeah I know. I've been keeping her at level 80 so the ones I invade can possibly have lower pools of hp but maybe I should just level up to 100.

>>154930336
pontiff and madman pontiff
dio and ZA WARUDO
nameless kong and a faggot in dragon form running around breathing fire
3 phantoms + host deacons with nothing but fireball pyromancy (the one that does like 50 damage)
naruto and naruto

>>154929979
no

don't fall for the console meme

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>>154930758
>naruto and naruto

>>154929983

A man is no one

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>>154930336

>>154930336
Anri and Horace
duh

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>>154920208
Not your pants? Your dick? Your dick has a zipper?

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>Knight

Vigor:22
Endurance:12
Dex,Str,Vit:18

Which one i should focus upgrading? Im thinking that my endurance is very low, i don't know..
Increased Vit to 18 but i guess i can't wear heavier things till i get to 30 vit :/ shit is too heavy

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>>154930452
I've encountered that in AL: it was a mean gank.

>>154931059
heavy armor is useless as is most heavy weapons
you don't really need over 20 end for early to mid game so long as you don't use a heavy weapon

>>154930617
Cool, thanks.

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>>154930982
Enjoying your first week on 4chan?

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>>154930982

>>154931357
what armor should i use?
i got fire keeper set or should i buy something else from vendors?
also which stats i should go for then?

>>154930336
Nameless king and king of storms. nameless is just a nameless king cosplay while king of storms is a mad spirit in dragonform using the headstone and maybe a tailbone weapon. If king of storms gets to low hp nameless has to kill him with the swordspear WA and continue the fight. Or two abyss watchers. also lorian and lothric might be fun two.

Anyone know what the hell is wrong with tattoos being tied to resolution? how do i fix them so they don't fuck up? and un-position themselves?

Fucking around Aldia's Keep yesterday and then I fucked up hard
https://youtu.be/Jzl9Wy0TlIg

>>154930336
Creighton and Pat
One of them have to be a madman (or any covenant that can be hurt by an invader) you do the game together and when someone invade you, you set up a scene like you are actually fighting eachother.
Through gesture you can encourage the invader to help either of you

>>154932145
Never assume that enemies can't hit you through walls. Shit's been happening since forever, along with arrows getting stuck on corners.

>>154932145
they just recicled the moveset from this orcs to the giant fat hands dudes, right?

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>>154932345
Oh trust me I was well aware of what might happen... I just thought I'd kill him or that he wouldn't grab because of the wall.

>>154932359
Yeah! I thought it was super cool the first time I saw it.

>>154931890
you can't
have fun wasting a respec just because From are incompetent

>>154931734
your starting k***ht set is actually one of the best in game min/maxing wise
otherwise just wear whatever, just don't go over 70%
That being said, always have every armor slot occupied because there's a hidden damage modifier that fucks you up big time if you are naked

>>154932585
I tried but the actual tattoo size is affected and isn't right anymore when i try it.
Will i never be fashionable again?

>>154932359
They're similar, but I'm pretty sure that inspiration is the only similarity they have. The hand things spend most of their time on all fours and are a lot slower in their movements, plus their animations seem a lot more refined.

>>154932674
Rule 1 of souls characters is never use tattoos. They've been broken one way or another in every game.

>>154932145
Fucking around ARCHDEAGIOEAK yesterday and then I fucked up hard
https://youtu.be/gdKluV6wXUs

>>154933019
Holy shit I've legit never seen that parry or jump attack before jesus christ

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Thoughts, /dsg/?

>>154933108
Why do you think I ran away like a sissy faggot

>having more fun farming chunks in bloodborne than doing anything in das3
where did it all go so wrong? even with the dlc, we will see that all the weapons suck ass because they're not spears and curved swords anyway.

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>>154932981
But i must.

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>>154933108
>a snake has more moveset variety than many of the weapons in game
AYY TEAM

>>154933117
I might be wrong but I think "message rated" messages only show up for hosts and phantoms in a world with no invaders.

>>154933251
Carefully pick your tattoo, painstakingly position and size it, take a nice screenshot for posterity, and then delete it and move on with your life. It just ain't gonna work.

>>154933216
farming chunks in bb was dogshit m8

>some rates your message foul
>instakilled
I wish they did this for a day

>>154933108
I got legit surprised when they parried me like that the first time. Then I realized that they just adopt a defensive stance whenever they're going to auto-parry, like the rapier-wielding Balder Knights in Undead Parish, and all you have to do is either wait for them to stop or pull out a 2HR1 with a big weapon. It's like invader NPCs in DaS2, when you get them to start blocking then it's an easy guard break into riposte.

>>154933327
>>154933117
Even what anon said was wrong, gankers would put the same messages.

>>154933485
that too

>>154933251
Use Storm Curved Sword for wacky mix-ups

>>154933401
That's the fucking problem. I'm running ptwrx6tb and every 10 minutes I get 4 to 6 chunks and it's still more fun than dueling at pontiffs or invading people getting handheld by sl 802 faggots.

no pcfc today?

Is it possible to make the Doll's face in BB and DS3?

>>154933117
You don't get the bonus from message ratings unless you're in your own world.

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>>154933327
>>154933485
>>154933738

>>154933940
what's the point of posting that image?

>>154933613
Bfs are preparing, please wait patiently

>>154932589
thanks man, so how about those stats?

>>154933715
Yes
I've vaguely remember seeing it once in a bbg thread but that was a while ago and idk if it was fake or not

>>154933940
>Not just BC out when encountering actual ganksquads
>Thinking that co-oping is the same as ganking

If this applies to you at all, congratulations, you played yourself.

>>154934514
>not killing the area boss with CE instead
fuck gankers

>>154934621
Thats good and funny option too

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>>154934621
>encounter 4 man ganksquad
>run to silver k***hts with obscuring ring
>set speed to 10 as soon as I disappear
>they see the spiratl stairs go up so they know I'm at anor londo
>what they don't know is I monster VAC'd aldrich to the end of the bridge

First time playing DS3.

How would you recommend skilling a str build? Everything into str first and then into health?

Also so you skill luck at all?

Which str weapons are recommended for PvE only?

I am not really into super heavy and slow king kong hammers.

>>154935070
27 hp and 26 end then 40 str then more stam then finally more hp.

>>154935070
>I am not really into super heavy and slow king kong hammers.
This is literally the entire point of strength

>>154930939
oh that's actually real fucking cool I wish I had a friend which which I could do this

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>>154935236
be my world?

>>154934920
I wonder if that's what it was like to be summoned as a Mirror Squire in DaS2, where you could utterly fuck over the host and his buddy just by the virtue of not being a dumb AI.

>>154935407
I would do this if I didn't know it would take me days to get to SL120

>>154935070
heavy greataxe or heavy greatclub

40str+ 2hand, lots of end

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Uh guys... WADDUP!!!

>>154935628
stop trying to force this already

>>154935407
warudo-san should be a sunbro with lagswitch and caestus
I don't even know which one you're supposed to be

>>154927247
he's just an attention whore with no dignity or rules, he'll do anything for his precious (you)s
just ignore him

>>154935746
i gave him different hair and a green tattoo so he looks more like Old Jojo Doi

>>154934487
Shit. So much for Doll cosplay.

I forgot to take a back-up and lost my saves, and lost my waifu as well. I need character sliders /dsg/

someone recommend me a wolf knight GS build I dont know shit

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>>154936092
slides you say?

>>154936226
40 str 40 dex some amount of other stats it don't matter

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>>154935676
I don't know what you're talking about!

>>154936362
but if I wanna stop below 120, does it matter if I have dex or str highest?

>>154936226
put some points in vigor, endurance, strength and dexterity

that should do it

>>154936519
40
40
no fun
pontiff only

>>154936519
>D (for "dick all") scaling in STR
>B (for "bretty gud) scaling in DEX

what do you think my man

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>>154935594
>days

>>154936652
It's C/C though I'm talking about the artorias sword

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>first playthrough
>just beat pontiff sulyvahn
>exploring the next area
>getting pretty annoyed at the fireball spam
>invaded
>it's some fag using a bleed dagger and wears le edgy helm of thorns
>he gets off a bleed
>I dont estus because Im not a shitter
>get my shit together and outmaneuver him with my astora greatsword (fucking love this weapon desu)
>hes one hit from dying
>he estus heals to full
>
>suddenly a second invader falls from a height and smashes me down
>didnt even see the text of him invading
>obviously I die
>the first guy applauds and points down on my corpse

>mfw

sometimes I loathe this game

>>154936696
How do I go about this?

>>154936226
https://www.mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/78427
the WKGS doesn't gain much with those last 5 dex, i think it's like 80/60 scaling

>>154936837
get gud casul

What makes you a shitter in dark souls 3

>>154936837
>not using estus
your self imposed rules of "honor" are why you died and they laughed at you

>>154936837
>honoraburu behavior in invasions
you deserved it 2bh

>>154936981
everything viable

>>154936981
playing it.

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>>154936837
>>I dont estus because Im not a shitter
>Muh honor

>>154936981
being part of the Aldritch covenant. It's a covenant for faggots that can't fight honorably

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>>154937012
>>154937031
>>154937067

>muh honor
nice meme

it's just more fun like that and most of the time people notice and don't heal either

>>154936860
Get all the +soul stuff as early as possible
Anri SS bleed build
Kill all the bosses except Greatwood because it's slow and doesn't drop shit
End up at SL ~95 and do a few rounds of winged knights to finish it off
Not that complicated

>>154936837
>invading as aldricht vorelord
>faithful bro is fighting a host 1 vs 1
>decide not to show up, because if the two of us attack of us at the same time he will start running around or summoning phantoms
>flank him and do a plunge attack
>kill him in one hit
>claps

best lefthand weapon/shield for parrying early in the game before you get the parry dagger?