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>>154892289
kill birds

finally a good op

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>1. Maintain the station.
>2. Reduce expenses.
>3. Obey the Captain.
>4. Maximize revenue.

>>154892720
>that hand on the left
xenomorph

nth for Douglass

>>154892289
>>154892621
birds are cute, cute, etc

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butts are cute, butt, butt

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Name my rescue doggo

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How's doom station doing?

>>154895313
>>154893025

>>154895313
Cucky the Clown

>>154895313
201836

>>154895313
Drungi

>>154895742
seconding

>>154895742
This
Drungi the Bonethirsty

>>154895313
Robert but pronounced Robust

>>154895313
Robust and pronounced Robust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyTIt4AioEI

>>154892289
Good OP, great baps

>>154895742
D R U N G I

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>>154892409
Isn't that non-functional?

So are we just going to let Clusterfack keep rampaging through PRs unchecked, killing the ones that he personally dislikes?

>>154898532
So are we just going to let Aurx keep rampaging through admins unchecked, killing the ones he isn't friends with on Steam?

https://youtu.be/JWNekdKdIUA
How are the CM servers?

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>check medbay console
>guy clearly being beaten to death in the back of the kitchen
>announce there's a guy dying in the kitchen over medical comms
>no response
>go to there
>ask AI to let me in
>no response
>radiation storm
>go back to Maint
>look into back kitchen
>husk
>announce twice over radio that Rudd is a ling and has just killed someone
>no response
>"AI open kitchen maint door"
>no response
>stung and succ'd
>Smollett comes in
>finds the shit from corpses Rudd has piled up in the kitchen maint
>announces that it's a ling
>Rudd is the only candidate who could have been in there
>still no response
>begs for an ablative vest
>steals a goddamn ripley, tears through science, and still nobody questions it
>starts drilling people on the shuttle in front of sec and they do nothing at all
>it takes him forming an armblade and shanking the Captain to get anyone at all to react to anything he's done

>>154899387
It's always one of two extremes, either everyone playing is a validhunter or everyone playing does not give a shit about antags and just wants to autism/do gimmicks

>>154898898
they're not fun
all of the guns sound like shit and aren't fun to use
if you don't get abducted or decapitated you'll spend the rest of the round in and out of paincrit
none of the players speak fucking english
the admins are all grating shitheads
it's not worth your time

>>154899552
The only gimmicks that round were Lifof and Apu. Nobody else did anything for the entire round.

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>>154899387

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>tfw very secretly hoping that one person rapes you on purge day
>still going to have to pretend to hate it so your reputation isn't ruined

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>removed flavor text on examine
how tf you see it then

>>154899791
You don't! Thanks coders!

>>154899791
What that means is that flavor text as a whole has been removed.

>>154899607
That means they were doing autism

>>154899663
>implying you have a reputation

>>154899663
c >>154899948
Challenge it?
Post CKEY.

>>154899948
Gonna need some keloderma for that burn

>>154899994
Strawberrytan

so who got banned

>>154875965 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvLlWh-guck

>>154900147
>http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>>154900147
kurt got a note

>>154899994
What the hell are you trying to say

>>154900464
Jacobs? Did he almost rape someone again, or did he shoot someone under shoddy pretenses as IAA again?

>>154899814
>>154899829
dumb
removing flavor text to prevent metagayman is the kinda thing i'd shitpost a year ago

>flavor text server vote was never setup correctly and never happened
>removal was merged anyway

I never used it, never really cared about keeping or removing it, but that's pretty dumb.

What are the arguments for keeping flavor text?

>>154900880
flavor text was Doubleplus ungood. Just accept the Change comrade :)

>>154901284
it's fun, we want it, muh immolations, and if somebody givs a fuck about getting metagayed on they won't use it in the first place

>logdiving to see what my waifu did while i wasn't looking
>some guy applies lipstick on her
I'm going to metagrudge the shit out of you until you abandon this server.

>We're too lazy to fix this thing so let's sweep it under the rug

WEW

Kaylie Morgan is a cute. A CUTE!

New hair colour is great.

>>154901668
Kaylie a shit

>>154901553
I don't even think lipstick is logged.

>>154900276

CKEY:
>baradoz

Job(s):
>Syndicate

Why:
>Went braindead at start as cultist.

Admin banning:
>ch0c0latem00se

Expires:
>PERMANENT

>>154901778
She's actually a lot of fun, ever since the hair change they've been the best waifu around.

>>154901996
go back to bed

>>154900797
How is a valid and justified request shitposting?

>>154901957
How far did you even scroll to see that?

>>154901284
It's only useful for metagaming to the extent someone can see you have a metal arm and then trigger EMPs on you when you're around in later rounds.

Meaning we have to remove roundstart prosthetics, as they're just as metagamey.

So are we going to keep letting Pain rampage through the ban appeals and players, killing the ones he dislikes?

https://youtu.be/3WLE6FpAcVs

>>154902180
Ghlor sure seems to ban Ghlor a lot.

>>154902584
As if you could stop him.

>>154900464
Was he the detective?

Because I recall Sawbones asking about the detective, and the average greyshit does better sec work than they did (read: able to look at a husk and actually realize there's a ling)

>>154902117
I'm not Kaylie, I'm _____!

>>154902441
>See "Unkown" in a hardsuit dragging someone into maint
>Examine them
>"what a bitch"
>Avoid Reica more than you usually would for the rest of the round

>>154901783
Didn't even need to be, the slut talked about it over comms.

>>154902649
>Not avoiding reica literally every round

>>154902784
>not avoiding literally every waifu
I don't want to be associated with them at all
I don't want them to think I'm at all interested in them, I don't want to give them attention, I don't want to be seen around them.

>>154902774
Who is your waifu?

I only let my husbando apply lipstick to me.

>>154902649
How hard would it feasibly be to make it not show that if you have no ID?

It's hilarious that the rurus say "this is light RP, but don't interfere with RP" yet the admins are the only ones doing so.

https://youtu.be/D5p8YhhaVlA

>>154902441
>and then trigger EMPs on you

Last I checked, prosthetics are purely cosmetic.

>>154902901
Well you're completely wrong because they blow up from emps

>>154902901
Mechanical limbs drop whatever they're holding if they malfunction.

>last i checked
You've never checked.

>>154900880
I asked yesterday, and they said it was over, even though it was supposed to expire today.

Fucking flash votes. Imagine if countries were run this way.

>>154902848

>See Reica near roundstart, examine them
>"what a bitch"
>See "Reica" later, examine them
>it doesn't say "what a bitch"
>Immediately know it's not actually Reica

I don't think it would be that easy to make flavor text follow ID cards/voice changer, dunno how easy it would be to make it follow ling transformations either.

>>154902938
>>154902967
Prosthetic and mechanical limbs are different things, mechanical limbs start malfunctioning if they're below 100% health and get fucked over by EMPs while prosthetic limbs get ripped off if you get zas'd but are not affected by emps

>>154903092
we only have robotic and wooden limbs here.

>>154899994
kammerjunk

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>>154903247

>>154903445
and that means robotic. try it.

>>154903575
Oh shit it does. I've seen a nuke ops guy lose both his legs to zas before and he was really confused because he didn't think he had prosthetic legs, I guess he must've had two peg legs then

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https://youtu.be/OJHmAGXsXDo

>>154902967
>You've never checked.
Absolutely untrue. I checked after you posted.
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/b35eaa65d83e8e2f8fb7196044dc76872c08db98/code/modules/organs/organ_external.dm

Prosthetic limbs either take damage or fall off.
Prosthetic organs are unaffected.

>>154900276
>Under the following lawset: "Be someone the crew can look up to and respect", as a borg named "Digger Nick", dragged facehuggers to the station and had them in maintenance, catching 2 humans. He then infected two monkies, and suicided in order to become an alien. - He claimed this was within his lawset as "maybe the aliens will be friendlies." They were not, although, he did try, considering he was killing more humans than anyone else as a sentinel. Recieved a weekban a jobban. - Appeal this one on the forums

>Digger Nick

>>154904123
>"I'm Nick, the Digger"

https://youtu.be/9FcY1EX0b1E

>>154902842
I'm opposed to them spamming the thread, but as long as you don't RP with them they aren't that bad in game.

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>>154904451
Nigger Dick

https://youtu.be/BGNa3dSaZCA

Anyone have any good court stories/screencaps?

>>154906003
>Massive argument about some inane shit between the warden and the HoP
>HoP stole something apparently
>The court case was during code red
>One sec guy running around the station screaming about people getting killed
>We all turn off comms for the court case then bolt the doors
>Everyone in the jury keeps shouting guilty while not listening to what the lawyer was saying
>Someone suggests they settle it in a game of basketball since it's deff
>Everyone except the HoP agrees
>We all get bored and go our seperate ways
>HoP starts arresting members of the jury as soon as we all split up
>Nothing else really happens that round

That green haired devil, he stole my heart.

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retuuuuurn the delagaaaates

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It wasn't supposed to be this way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xmEwTjAOGc

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I just wanted to bring the station back to its former glory

And pocket that $30,000,000 worth of credits from the Space Saud for the asteroid

perfect round 2bh even got all of my valids

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>>154906681
ANd my lungs.

>>154906681
Who is the green haired devil?

>>154906893
It's someone shilling themselves, don't respond

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At least I finished up before Alma shot me in the chest.

>>154906943
But I need to know who to metagrudge

someone should write out a greentext for that round

or multiple somebodies

I want to hear about Jeb being a mess and Hillary being dead and fit to serve

>>154895313
Cluster

>>154907123
Medical had a cloning backup of Hillary

>>154901559
I don't see you stepping up

>>154906971
Classic Alma

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I'm coming for your delegates, Dahnald

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>>154907123
I almost gave Hillary 100% of the votes, but I thought slow and steady was funnier

>>154907298
I fucking lost it at Jeb

>>154907298
>tfw I gave Jeb a revolver knowing he'd find some way to fuck up

that was great

>>154907389
I legitimately thought it was a toy, I was gonna stick it in my mouth first

>>154907389
Why'd he have to shoot the bartender though, i was about to give him mining materials to make fancy drinks

>>154906893
Probably Ricky shilling himself

>>154892720
ok u post it in every thread you can now fuck off thank you

>some people playing across the various servers have super edgy back stories as to why they have robot limbs
>the rare time I've been asked about my character's robot arm I always just say that the safeties on doors is important

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>>154907978
>know a guy who lost fingers by having them shut in a door

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https://youtu.be/1g79_5OMns8

>>154907978
I tell them that I lost all my limbs and most my organs in a horrific scuba diving accident that I don't want to talk about, but on the rare occasion someone asks/cares about the robolimbs they're usually gone by the time I can finish typing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGTaPQMwkr4

Wedgies when? We need to be able to bully more in space.

>wearing underwear
>in space

>>154908526
>give a waifu a wedgie
>"she" /me moans
>banned for erp

>>154908550
>implying I do

>>154854679
THE LAW!? I AM THE LAW!

>>154865514
You can instantly kill a cyborg, shut off a fags radios, kill that nigger AI without having to telesci or breach core, or even blow up an entire deathsquad's marauders and the seraphs then blow yourself up to 1v5 the entire deathsquad before it can even get out of arrivals. EMP's are the tits.

>>154908579
>getting dumb frogposters banned for wanting to meme

Yeah, wedgies when?

>>154908753
>wiz teleports into the bar and EMPs
>like eight snowflakes fall over

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>>154908579
>vox can't wear underwear
>waifu is safe from bullies
>waifu is also just lewd enough to please
waifu waifu waifu

>>154900880
It doesn't matter what you think because regardless, it gave meta advantages cause you saw your waifu suddenly didn't describe all the veins on her thick donkey cock.

>>154908774
I didn't mean it as a bad thing

who /wedg/ here?

>>154903693
>Fairly new shitgineer
>Take a break from eng
>Take all 4 robolimbs cause it's the hot new meme
>Back in eng one day
>Setting up the sing
>Head out to finish the containment wall now that we got some power building
>Get EMP'd
>All but my left arm pop off
>Slowly sucked in and et
>PAC's happily on 2
>Bwoink, do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior Singulus Christ?

>>154908881
>m-m-m-uh meta advantages...

How about try to work something to fix it instead of just removing it and crying about it.

Seriously how long has flavor text been in the game and suddenly all these whiny babies are coming out to cry thinking this is some kind of fighting game that needs perfect balance and everything removed.

>>154908829
>incapacitating snowflakes in the bar
>worthwhile

>>154909006
>first time engineering
>left arm and heart robotic because the option was there
>nice guy showing me how to singulo
>EMP'd, heart failure and arm blows off
>he saves my life
>i save his in return later on when he accidentally walks into an emitter beam

>>154908526
Just push them down and go swirly them in the toilets

>>154908829
It's even better when they got robo hearts and it kills them stone dead.

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>>154909034
Cause nobody cared what their flavor text said until they put on the waifu/lesbians. It's an open source code base, feel free to make flavor text linked to ID's. You wont though, it's much easier to just shitpost instead of mend a shitty system.

>>154909241
Yeah like how you're doing right now.

>>154908526
I want this more than I should

>>154909241
>flavour text in ID description
sounds like the best of both worlds

>>154909279
I've fixed the metagay and the validhunting that came from it. I don't give two shits about your urge to inform everyone how many dicks you suck.

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>>154909460
>it fixed metagaming and validhunting

>>154909638
Is it really too hard to actually read?

>>154909726
It fixed nothing senpai.

All its done is pissed off people that liked the feature and coddle the shitters.

>>154909863
I beg to differ, it's a flaw of the system that flavour text persists regardless of your appearance, and is not present when you assume their appearance and that is undeniable

Why do we allow Australians, let alone Hippe admins, to admin here?

>>154909863
No, it fixed that Julia "I suck 500 cocks a day" Brandt's flavor text will no longer get you outed when you suck her off in the janitor closet. Which is a metagaming problem that led to validhunting from it.

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>>154910081
Because they're fucking sick, cunt. Admins should be Commonwealth only tbqhwymf

I'm going to miss the "fresh out of Bay" cringe flavor text the most.

Reading some fag's sob story and all its typos always gave me a chuckle.

Fuck you powergaming metagaming niggers for ruining everything nice we have.

>>154910347
>you will never read Yahir's "IM ASEXUAL BECAUSE GIRLS WILL NEVER TOUCH ME" flavor text again

>>154910347
It was only a problem when waifus and lesbians went too far and never got punished for their blatant metafriending.

>>154910567
Ashe Mallory banned WHEN?

>>154910081
who's the hippe admin?

>>154910476
i never had any flavortext though

>>154910629
You lie.

I want to force waifu #4316 to suck on my throbbing flavour text!

>>154910587
Never cause I already tried to get felicity and julia shitcanned and nothing happend

>>154910784
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>154910780
>He doesn't carry a folder full of nanopapers with his SphessHarmony dating profile to hand out.
Git on my level you losers. Do you even date, king of virgins???

>>154910759
post a screenshot of it then lol

>>154910784
>trying to get people banned just because you don't like them
shallow much?

>>154910875
>I take a screenshot of every fucking thing I see in spessmans
Fuck off you desperate fucking Walmart pissmopper.

>>154910936
>5. Persistent characters and character relationships are fine, as long as they don't cause problems.
Guess what they did.

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>>154910979
well alright then

>>154910567
Let's have forced randomname and randomappearance like every fucking server out there.

Get rid of any and all potential this server has left so it just becomes extended autismfort with maybe a murderboner running around or stealth antag just getting greentext with a singuloose/plasmaflood/silicon subversion round after round.

to be honest if your rp gimmick isn't obvious without flavourtext you should perhaps consider another theme for your character

>>154911013
if you can prove it (which should be easy with logs) then go ahead, otherwise it's completely hearsay and speculation

>>154910979
>Neet trying to bully a productive member of society.
Meet me in fitness fag, I'll do you just like I do my medical patients. Punching them repeatedly then cry when they retaliate.

>>154911051
We've done it and it never did anything. You still knew bob dylan was bob dylan and petnavi was petnavi even if they were an 8 foot nigress named shaniqua dankqueef

>>154911053
I did in ahelps and the admins didn't give a shit

>>154911134
You'll cry when I robust you and space you? Ok. I'll be right there you static name defending faggot.

>>154911134
>I did in ahelps and the admins didn't give a shit
so it's just hearsay and speculation? if you want people to take you seriously you actually have to prove something is going on

>>154911182
One instantly backed the other up just cause they fuck each other.

What's the best way to remove heads for head swap?
Any good (as in not taking forever) alternative to just sawing it off?

>>154911286
Help intent, target mouth. Like any proper medical practice.

>>154911286
Lay the body on a table, target the mouth, and apply saw on help intent.
Only takes a few seconds.

>>154911245
can you prove it? that's whats important buddy

i've been accused of metagaming with people i barely interact with because people throw bitch fits when they get dunked

>>154911286
table, target neck with saw is literally the fastest way to remove head if you don't have an e-sword or fire axe

>>154911340
I did months ago in the ahelp.

>admins who play ISIS music when nuke ops go loud or traitor bombers go loud

Yes or no?

>>154911392
ahelping is very limited, if you have evidence then take it to the ban request forum

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=11&sid=a27edfec2f1b877cce67bedfc0ac23fd

>>154911417
No. Get better taste in music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8cELTdtw6U

>>154910587
when you ban it

>>154911486
>You'll never shove if ckey == Ashe Mallory, ban into an "atomic" PR that has too many changes to display
It'll be ghetto spacesuits all over again

>>154911476
Thats not even remotely fittign mate, its a good song, but why would it play in case of nukeops and shit.

>>154911623
Dem walls cummin' down blue boy.

>>154911662
You are blowing the fuck out of the station via nuke, not being a Ura piece of shit with a hammer tearing em down to fuck with the Caelondians

Bus it and its absolutely fine, till then, good song used horribly wrong.

>>154911831
>Actually using the nuke instead of memeing on the station
What a waste of ops.

>>154911051
>lets make the server shittier to fix a problem that isn't actually a problem

All you randomname randomappearance fags need to kill yourselves and stick to gmod TTT where trash like you belongs.

>>154911883
>nuke ops blowing the nuke, hence the name NUKE OPS

WOW BAKA SENPAI BAM REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

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>>154911417
>admins who play music when things go loud or there is a big fight going on, crashing for a few seconds whoever have stream music on

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>>154911883
Nuke ops are nuclear operatives trained to set up the nuke

They set up the nuke as their job, to fuck with enemy corporations

A nuke ops that doesn't set up the nuke is not a nuke ops, its literally just a bunch of syndie assholes with neat toys fucking shit up, like regular traitors on adminbus

>>154912020
SHANTAE ADMINBUS WHEN?

>>154912086
Never

>>154912020
Which can make for fun and memorable rounds

>>154912238
>antags not going for objectives because MUH FUN ARE PEE MEMORIES AND SCREENSHOTS
fuck off with that Bay shit

Is helping out someone you like over someone you don't metagaming and disallowed?

>>154912510
No, I do it all the time

>>154912510
no

>>154912369
>antags should go for their objectives and nothing else

Because lings and traitors that get their objectives then stealth to drag the round out 3 hours until a shuttle call is soooooooo much fun right?

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COCONUTS WHEN?

>>154912510
charisma is a thing. Even if you don't know both parties you'll feel more willing to help the one you "like" the best

>>154912238
I didn't say you couldn't fuck shit up or make some sort of gimmick, I said that if you don't arm and detonate the nuke at all, you defeat the whole purpose of nuke ops and should be traitor banned for being a imbecile and not doing your role on purpose, for no good reason.

Traitors who don't even try to get their objectives suck ass big time, a group designed to arm a nuclear device with some of the best gear around that doesn't is a fucking bunch of abortions.

>>154910081
>>154910242
its clear cut drongo commonwealth unity

>>154912654
If you aren't doing your job you were assigned to the station to do, even as an antag, you should be antagbanned.

Simple.

>>154912761
Sounds like you belong at bay really.

>>154912689
No if I do know them both, and I enjoy ones company more than the other.

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>>154912690
>not autismforting and playing cards in the base all shift as nuke op

>>154912823
>Not getting a comms console and constantly moving so it's 11 hours of space poker

>>154912761
>If you antagonize as antag you should be antag banned cause you didn't antag how I like
Oh wow.

>>154912672
When you add em in, code the hydroponics, sprite it, add dishes that use it unlike honey, add it to the fruits crate, etcetera.

Get to it, you could just copy paste code and it should relatively work, hardest thing wwould be spriting.

>>154912913
we already got the sprites. just turn on the holodeck beach.

and spriting coconuts wouldn't be that hard.

>>154912974
Even better then, hope the anon gets to it then, his work is already mostly done.

Bartenders could use some pinã coladas too.

>>154913082
Piña coladas are already in the game. The recipe is just stupid.

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>[01:44:11]PDA: Unknown (PDA: PDA-The Watcher (Mime)) sent "hush" to PDA-Cash Hardie (Medical Doctor)
>[01:44:34]PDA: The Watcher (PDA: PDA-The Watcher (Mime)) sent "hush" to PDA-Cash Hardie (Medical Doctor)
>[01:53:39]PDA: Unknown (PDA: PDA-The Watcher (Mime)) sent "cash hardie" to PDA-Angelo Pavlov (Head of Security)
>[02:11:17]PDA: Unknown (PDA: PDA-The Watcher (Mime)) sent "cash drugs me he stuffs me in disposals they leave me for dead" to PDA-Angelo Pavlov (Head of Security)
>[02:11:27]PDA: Unknown (PDA: PDA-The Watcher (Mime)) sent "rectify this or i will bathe in his blood" to PDA-Angelo Pavlov (Head of Security)
>[02:11:55]PDA: The Watcher (PDA: PDA-The Watcher (Mime)) sent "the clown also falls victim to injections and pain" to PDA-Angelo Pavlov (Head of Security)
>[02:12:29]PDA: The Watcher (PDA: PDA-The Watcher (Mime)) sent "when injured i go to medbay and i am brutalized" to PDA-Angelo Pavlov (Head of Security)
That and a spam of "hush" to Cash.

>>154913357
Well, pinã coladas with actual coconut juice in em if the recipe won't change then

>>154913465
Don't use your pda to get around your vow of silence and don't be a little faggot and you wont get your ass kicked up around your ears kiddo.

>>154907978
>Legs got crushed in a tunnel collapse and chose to get mechanical prosthesis over organic

Is this edgy?

>>154914181
Yes. He who would not accept the legs of an assistant are edgemeisters.

I like the basic maintenance that comes with robotic limbs

>>154914330
I dislike when it causes me to drop shit in a fight or sets the plasma on fire

Eight days to the purge. Should I ask my waifu ahead of time if they want to hang out that day, or just wait and hope for the best?

>>154914364
A basic welder and cable coil fit in your survival box

>>154914565
I'm in the middle of a firefight

>>154914279
But mechanical legs are better because robot fetishists will like me more

>>154914421
If she's your waifu she'll come to you without you having to ask

>>154914692
Well I mean I guess. Leg damage is rare enough of an issue that I'd rather just be able to wear an ablative without depressurization slowly fucking my limbs

Are staticnamers who
>don't participate in waifushit
>don't shill themselves
>don't act like special snowflakes in general
not considered cancer?
Basically if they play like a random?
I am just too lazy to get used to people calling me a new name each round.

>>154916513
They're fine. The only statics that people have an issue with are attention whorea or asshole. People like Anne Tagg, Surfer Girl, or Harvey Zadvosky are fine.

>>154916632
>tfw you shove down and disposal harvey
Never had a harder ladyboner

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>>154858808
there's no ip because it's dead
but i know that admins are sitting here so i will come here everyday to tell them to revive it
ODDAWAĆ PAPAJSTATION SKURWYSYNY

>>154917615
>kurwa is the only word I recognize
Good enough for me

Shitter juice injector piece of shit

>>154917615

My character would fit in perfectly on that server, but I don't actually know a word of Polish

I knew I should've taken that fucking language course.

>>154918868
>He's such a loser faggot he doesn't have a posse of friends that will push the shitter down and kick him to death
Haha, Loser

>Want to make an android-like antag
>Skin-taker, disguise yourself amongst the crew, can manipulate electronics
>Same idea was basically used for fallout 4

I just want muh killbot uncanny valley synthetic antags. We got too many organics on station

>>154919068
Ling actually using the ruse cruise is so rare it's dead on arrival.

>>154918951
how do you know you will fit in if you can't read what's there

>>154919068
> organics
too many carbons* on station

Lowpop becomes more and more TG than TG even is

>>154892409
>>154893013
CODE IT YOURSELF, ALMOST ALL PRS GET MERGED

>>154919927
>Implying

The coderbus hate certain features and prolong their merging until they need an entire rebase, and quick-merge others that they do like

>>154920490
>until they need an entire rebase
Rebasing isn't difficult.

REBASE TO PARADISE CODE WHEN?

>>154920774
why?

>>154921259
Paradise is Bay+TG code, has a SEXY AS FUCK UI, and is generally good code

>>154919068
Why not make a terminator, then?

>>154911417
>Admin plays "Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate" before the AI goes Delta

yes

>>154916513
I've literally not once seen anyone complain about guy characters with static names, and you can take that statement multiple ways and you'd probably come to the right conclusion no matter which direction you went.

>>154922365
>tfw fake alert and that plays

>>154916632
>>154916994
Harvey is really fun, I'm going to make him my husbando

>>154911417
>admins play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrMinXgBGdU when half the station disappears
i laff every time

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>>154922365
>Admin plays that Spiderman pizza song when people start to thermite in

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>tfw pulling an alien embryo out of someones chest at the very last second
You're lucky as hell you didn't have any skin to go through first knochen, or you would have been super dead.

How about a new crate from cargo:
>containts one random gun
>picked from ALL guns
>maybe weighted
>requires HoS/Captain access
>very expensive

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>get x-ray vision from the radstorm while saving my colleague who didn't powergame a crowbar
>check every single tile of the main station for the power sink
>no suits in EVA
>put 2 and 2 together
>get a murderboner as i approach toxins test site and find it
>too late to recall

>>154924009
>;AI order fifty gun crates so I can get my sniper rifle

>>154924009
Bad idea, those guns are OP as fuck and cargo with an emag can be the worst nightmare

>>154924080
I wish there was a balanced gun that made your view a few extra tiles like the sniper rifle, but not so much

Sniper rifle is by far the most fun gun along with Ricochet in a hallway

Maybe an e-gun/taser AEG kit-like that makes it shoot further and makes you see 2-3 more tiles ahead? Maybe make it only stun

>>154924217
> out of sight aimed stun
> balanced
pick one
make it lethal only, laser for no bullet bleeding
uses more charge than the regular shot so you can fire less, or shots really slowly

>>154924313
More charge, yes
Laser? Nope
Lasering people across airlocks and so far away would be too op
Maybe make it a stun-less projectile like the wizard staff of mental focus

How the fuck is saying "REEEEEE DIDNT BECOME TRAITOR" against the rules?

>>154924476
If you do it over and over it's kind of retarded and a suicided body in arrivals is perfect for lings and vamps

>>154924476
ooc in ic

>>154924523
I didn't get traitor last round so I said that on radio, then Dragonbro PM'd me saying "WTF?" and repeatedly quoting what I said.

>>154924697
It's nor even close to in character dumbass

>>154924697
>[05:38:50]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Mary Atkins)->Swaggaboy112/(Yayitachihachakakah): 'Yayitachihachakakah exclaims, "REEEEE DIDNT BECOME TRAITOR!" '
>[05:39:05]ADMIN: PM: Swaggaboy112/(Yayitachihachakakah)->DragonBro/(Mary Atkins): i didn't say antag, i used the IC term
>[05:39:18]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Mary Atkins)->Swaggaboy112/(Yayitachihachakakah): "REEEEE DIDNT BECOME TRAITOR!"
>[05:39:25]ADMIN: (streptomutans/) started the game as a Station Engineer.
>[05:39:31]ADMIN: PM: Swaggaboy112/(Yayitachihachakakah)->DragonBro/(Mary Atkins): metagaming?
>[05:39:44]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Mary Atkins)->Swaggaboy112/(Yayitachihachakakah): "REEEEE DIDNT BECOME TRAITOR!"
>[05:39:58]ADMIN: PM: Swaggaboy112/(Yayitachihachakakah)->DragonBro/(Mary Atkins): what rule does it break?

He didn't say anything but quote what you said back at you

I think he was hoping you'd realize how retarded you sounded

>>154924697
Is this bait?
That's fucking retarded
Did you say ";IM NOT A TRAITOR THIS ROUND" or something?
First, logically speaking, there is no reason to say that, like, why the fuck would you say that?
Second, talking IC with OOC terms and acknowledging the round as a game IC is OOC IC i think.

>>154924871
This isn't Bay you know

>>154924909
>>154924960
He didn't even tell me what rule it broke
I was just expressing my displeasure with no receiving antag status, is that so wrong? This game is really boring as non-antag.

>>154925093
>My character shouts "REEEE DIDNT GET TRAITOR" over General comms and this is fine as we're low rp.

>>154925295
>my character
Autism, low RP servers do not have "characters". If people love arr pee so much they should call it a MedRP server

>>154925093
Fuck off to hippie, jesus christ.
OC in IC is against the rules just as much as IC in OC, or do you think it's okay to run around screaming LMAO REKT and other obvious shitbrain textspeak? We aren't bay but we aren't no RP either, theres a very low standard to adhere to and somehow you're too retarded to keep it.

>>154925419
>low RP servers do not have "characters"
Then what the fuck are you playing as?

>>154925093
>This isn't Bay you know
nigger read the rules

you are a complete moron

>>154925479
Stop replying to him dude, he's too retarded to understand

>>154925093
How the fuck do you "become traitor" IC speaking?
I mean there is technically a way to do that, but it's quite obscure.
You ock icked pal

>>154925437
The only exception to this is with ZAS.

>>154925419
>>154924476
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules


1. This is a light roleplay server. You're not expected to be perfectly in-character 24/7, nor are you expected to pretend not to know what a changeling or a traitor is. On the other hand, you are expected to not ruin the immersion of other players.

>>154923997
The people who work in medbay are the unsung heroes of the station. "Yes I will stay in this place that is a massive target for bombings and murder-sprees and fix all of the retards that get dragged in to save them from shit they're probably at least 50% to blame for"

>>154910091
Just so you know I never had flavourtext and was infavour of removing it, quit projecting your insecurities on me, thanks!

>>154925479
I play as myself? I'm here to play a videogame, not make up characters.

>>154925501
>>154925532
>>154925592
>>154925595
Why do people give a shit about immersion on a 4chan server? Because at this point /vg/ is just a less strict Bay with a few features like MoMMIs

>2016
>still using "REEEE"
fucking frogposters

>replying to bait

>>154925780
>at this point /vg/ is just a less strict Bay with few features

FTFY

>>154925780
Well Mr. Yayitachihachakakah please tell me how to plug into the matrix so I too can play as myself.

>>154925780
Nigger it's literally a roleplaying game
We don't roleplay that much but there are rules
You can also get rule'd zero for being a retard who says "REEEEEE" and cries about being non antagu

>>154925780
i thought bay has their own mommis, that are better than ours

>>154924476
>>154924697
>>154925093
>>154925419
>>154925780
>Ckey is swaggaboy
>Plays a vox

rule 0 when

>>154925985
there is literally nothing wrong with being a vox

>>154925780
>/vg/station is not a roleplaying server
He says as he gets bwoinked for ooc in ic.

>>154925928
No it's an atmospherics simulator.
Also Rule 0 is a terrible rule that mostly gets abused on /vg/ looking at the forums.

>>154925780
It's against the rules. You spoke in IC with OOC.

>>154925928
> its not a roleplayin game!
> rule zero is bad!
start your own server, we dont want your memeshit here

Zealotron is a fullmin now, time to panic

>>154926263
i literally said the opposite
this is a roleplaying game, since well, you can't choose captain and laser people to death just cause
Also i'm not against rule 0

>>154926418
i meant that for the other guy

>DragonBro

Why is anyone suprised?

>>154925780
you should've been cluwned

I hope the admins are more strict with you in the future

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>mfw on purge day I'm going to hold hands with my waifu and nobody will be able to stop me

>>154926270
its ok I banned him on runescape

>>154926270
Him and yred have been gaining more flags all the time it was expected . All they had to do was just sit in their hands.

>>154926667
Yeah cutting off your waifu's hands seems like a good idea.
Go for it bud.

>>154926980
Did that sound funier in your head?

>>154926980
Too bad limbs don't inherit from name. I think the detective can maybe figure out the owner though.

>>154927123
Yes, but mostly I refuse to acknowledge that anyone would want to hold someone's hand in my murder simulator unless it was detached from their body.

>>154924009
Make it 4k credits so that the AI can only buy one and minere have something to spend money on

>>154927331
>not holding someone's hand to comfort them as they bleed to death in the ruins of a bombed station

>>154925780
>I play as myself? I'm here to play a videogame, not make up characters.
So you're just a fag that uses his sprite as an avatar of robusting and don't even try to play the game other than "I antag, I murder, good good."

Yeah, no. Fuck off.
There's other servers that give out antag like candy, go there instead.

With the purge, is it more likely that murderboning happens since the start or it's just another day in the station before a waifu is killed, leading to a domino effect of the killer being given street justice by those who would've killed her first if they could've?

>>154927619
It's more likely people are going to run to the plasma miner and singularity and round start and make the station uninhabitable within ten minutes.
This will continue for like twenty rounds.

>>154927619
Nigger the "waifus" are the first one to die
I only spaced those on the purge day, fun as shit, specially when people helped me
Columbine murderbone ending in a quick duel between murderpals is the best

>>154927863
It barely happened on the last purge day
Everyone was expecting it so the engineers and atmos where top priorities
Though get a hardsuit
Welderbombing is something people do a lot on purge

Post the name you'll use on purge day, and give cool ideas of fun stuff to do.

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>mfw I'm gonna autism in a secluded part immune to plasma floods on purge day

>>154928048
>welderbombing is something people do a lot on purge
Oh man.
I welderbombed within two minutes of the start of the round for about half of the day. It was great.

Now imagine that with improved ZAS.

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>tfw not going to play on purge day because relatives are coming over and hanging out that day.

>>154928160
I'm gonna try and keep people alive as long as possible as a battle paramedic

hope people will eventually stop trying to kill me so I can heal them too

>>154928461
Tell me something good you where planning on doing and i will do it and screenshoting it anon
>>154928529
That's a good idea, and you don't even have to worry about fucking someone up by accident.

I want Reica to sit on me and tell me I'm naughty!

>>154928160

My regular medbay character, and I'm going to be a fucking hero for once.

>>154928919
kys nigger

>>154928919
I want to hold hands with reica carter!

I want to suck on Grace's toes!

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Gaym mode proposal tiem! I'll start.

1) Murder spirit. "You feel are the psychopath. A strange thirst to kill fills your every fibre, almost as if you are possessed. Objective 1: kill to quench your thirst. Gory death tastes best." The catch is that once you die, the spirit that possessed you in the first place infects the player nearest to you (ideally the one who killed you). Additionally, some sort of score is kept on how good of a psychopath you are. Other objectives, ranging from quirky to insane, might be fun here. Objective 2: "<your race> is clearly superior. There is no room on this station for <any race but yours>." Objective 3: "Fire fascinates you. Burn down at least one department." Other possibilities (impossible to really check for success): "Tell only lies." / "Act on your impulses." / "Scam someone." / "Frame someone for murder." / "Incite a mob to lynch someone (clown?)"

>>154924030
>Cut x off the grid
>Shove a cell in
>Comms status:Recalled
Giitgud?

What's better, Stations with a lot of people or Stations with a few people?

>>154929053
2edgy

I want to pop Ashe's cherry!

>>154929156
Stations with a few people alive and the rest are salty ghosts

>>154929053
all of those objectives would need an admin to tick them for success because they are impossible to check for

>>154929339

Replace objective 1 with a list of targets. Objective 2: check if there are any birds alive. Objective 3: could be possible by some proxy maybe, but probably not.

>>154929156
I like a good amount of people around so individual fuckups namely mine are less catastrophic.

What does the station air smell like?

>>154929156
I've had really great rounds with both

few people is fun because it's quiet, people talk with each other, and building projects sometimes happen

>tfw my waifu is a slut but I can't stop loving her

R-Reica...

>>154929830
like salty milk and coins

>>154929830
A bit metallic due to pipes and metal walls fucking everywhere
You can make out a faint smell of plasma in the air
AI hasn't been responding to any commands for the past 5 minutes, and you didn't see the engiborg for a while now

>>154929830
Antiseptic

>>154930384
what do you think plasma smells like haha

>>154929830
vox outpost smells like chicken. Science smells like lesbian sweat cargo smells like pizza
Medbay smells like blood and medicine
Brig smells like clown tears
Bar smells like smoke
Ever been to an emergency room? That's what virology smells like.
Ai core smells like metal and a computer heating up
Engineering smells like plasma
Mommi nest smells like a special needs class

Purge day engineering will be locking down the entire wing, drawing tape lines across the floor and brutally murdering anyone who crosses them.

Also, >tfw injected with your waifu's blood

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Why did Morena leave the Discord?

Purge Day will make the station Sodom and Gomorrah.
Every sin imaginable committed with glee.
Run while you can, don't ever look back, or you will become a pillar of salt.

Confirmed lesbian waifus?

>Felicity Rivera
>Ashe Mallory
>Kaylie Morgan
>Reica Carter
>Surfer Brooks

>>154929830
plasma

>>154925780
>don't bother to read the server rules
>break one of the rule
>"WOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS AGAINST THE RULES"
>"IT'S A STUPID RULE ANYWAY SO IT SHOULDN'T APPLY TO ME"

>>154931060
>including Surfer
>not including her fucktoy Emilia

>>154930667
Enjoy traitorous teamkilling filth that betray the glory of Engitopia. Scumbags are everywhere

>>154929830
waifu sweat

>>154930765
Because I didn't want to be there any more

>>154929830
danitoes and space lube

>Elmer jumping in front of other cargo men and dies by laser
;_;7

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>BIRUZ BENNAR!
>lol no clone staff

New wizard murderbone meta