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1st for MoMMI's are cute, CUTE

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>>154726392
Nth for Flusteredcuck

3rd for permanent observer

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>>154726489
>No matter what evidence you presented I would have said it could not have caused that bug

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4th for
>1. Maintain the station.
>2. Reduce expenses.
>3. Obey the Captain.
>4. Maximize revenue.

and 2nd for >>154725192 a baddie

>>154726645
>tfw the valkyr team is no more

I WANT A BORG TO BLOW ME

xth for I want to impregnate Ramona Gret!

10/10 bus

>>154726792

Today I was shown the true meaning of Clown Town

And it was frightening.

>>154726778
>that feel when you blow a borg as the RD
>and then it kills you because it was a subverted syndie borg
Should've used the destruct console while I had the chance

>>154726493
Nah, some times you gotta crush a bitch. People act a lot better when they're always 5 seconds from getting shocked and crushed to death for being a little shit

Other than your scheduled paycheck, what are some ways to get more money without interacting with other players?

Like, how do miners sell their materials?

>admin tells the clowns to only use the drills to open airlocks
>HONK drills the AI

>leave the bridge to get hyperzine
>there's a marauder in my way

what in the fuck is this bullshit like is a mech really necessary

>>154726821
We would have pulled through if the death squad hadn't shown up. I was running around trying to hand out earmuffs while fighting off the HONK squad.

>swaggaboy112
This is ironic, right?

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>my clown brethren kill me
>reincarnated as clown-furry
>hop into HONK, harass roboticist, kill the AI
>blown the fuck up in a mech duel with deathsquad

>>154726892
our server owner goes by d3athrow

>>154726857
EVERYTHING IS AN OBSTRUCTION.

THE AI? OBSTRUCTION
THE CAPTAIN? OBSTRUCTION
WALLS AND FLOORS HOLDING THE AIR IN? OBSTRUCTION

>>154726908
>tfw had to assume humanity when you were a furry all along.

>>154726854
The smelting console gives out the money.

Also steal from the vault.

>>154726883

>Running from deathsquad
>I have the disk
>They'll know where I am no matter what
>Surprised when they inevitably find and kill me

Damn I feel dumb now

>>154726951
you should've popped those turrets the instant i furry-braindamage-screamed, my boy

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>>154726953
>tfw all that mad dosh from the vault
Hnnnnng

>>154726493
Stocking cryo mix should be above doing no harm.
Eradicating viruses could be construed as doing harm.
Stocking biomass is already covered by cloning everyone.
Law 6 just feels like "Maintain medbay", so it's odd that you don't try to keep it clean.
Stabilizing criticals and healing non-criticals can just be one things, with all that cloning.
Plus, carbons would mostly manage prioritizing without the AI getting on their case.
I like how you have to clone and heal traitors, but you don't have to stabilize them.
Nothing about keeping medical records up to date?

3/10, there is potential here

>>154727050
>kilete plays ling

>>154726705
>a baddie
Wow, rude.

>using the captain's laser during wizard wars

utterly disgusting and unrobust

>get wizard for the first time in months
>everyone is a wizard
o-oh

>>154726493
>1. First, do no harm.
>3. Stabilize any crewmember in critical condition.
>4. Clone any body with a soul present.
>5. Heal noncritical patients and perform surgery as requested.
>6. Populate the cryo tubes, fill the chemical fridge with useful pills, and stock the cloner with biomass.
The AI kills everyone, and then revives them, and then kills them, ad nauseum.

No harm is being done in the long term.

Ring of fire sucks, don't get it.

>>154727643
>says the staff of animation kiddie
I used mutate and chain for the most part. Killed like 8 wizards.

>>154727670
>do no harm
>NO HARM
>'no harm in the long term'
ways to cop a ban for being a shitter

>>154727670
Do no harm means do no harm. Or else you could argue that you could do the same thing under assimov.

Never play silicon.

>>154727687
You didn't keep pressure on me so the burn never got its chance to work

>>154727689
More like the guy who only used mutate and could've shot your dumb ass with a pulse rifle faggot

>>154727687
>Doesn't keep me in the fire
>Hides so I just ignore my rising temp long enough to kill you then just drop and roll it away
Next you're gonna say shotguns are bad cause all you do is melee with it.

>>154727758
Coulda woulda shoulda but now you're ded champ

>>154727736
It takes fucking ages to do any real damage.

Should have gotten the mental focus and just flung niggers everyone honestly.

>>154727808
Yeah becuz ur gay

>>154727728
>>154727712
Someone would do it, though.

>>154727728
>not wanting to secure banvalids

>>154728030
But I'm a deadmin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29pPZQ77cmI

>>154727549
c >>154725798


Good lawsets use room for interpretation to promote novel carbon/silicon interactions.
And station effeciency is inversely proportional to the chances of interesting shit happening, deff a best.

>blasted with spiritbreaker by admins mid-round

but why

>everyone gets the push knockdown except you

Honestly I stopped trying to disarm at all because of this shit fucking RNG why

>>154728547
If by novel you mean unceasing asshurt

>>154728842
Dindunuffin right?

>>154728842
bcuz ur gay lmao

>>154728906
Target the groin

>>154728913
i had decapitated a syndie earlier in the round
that's about it

>>154728939
I DO

>>154728906
>tfw they actually uncuffed Axel

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>>154728939

>>154728989
HOW DO YOU PUSH ME DOWN SO MUCH FUCK

I WAS ONE SECOND AWAY FROM SCRUB GLOVES TOO

>termedclepe is taking his ban all the way to supreme admin court

>>>154728913 unceasing asshurt
provided the silicon is a tremendous shitter.
any carbon shitter could dredge up as much salt

>Don't know what to code
>Check out the 'feature request' labels on github
>They're largely all shit, or bugs that have been slapped with 'feature request'

>>154729110
Hey.
Code constructing and deconstructing AI holopads.
I'll suck your dick.

>>154729110
Fix the hat positioning on dionas.

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>>154729259
Is this real?

>>154729430
Yep. Expect the PR soon. Just in time for purge day.

>>154729259
>no convert into stinky farts option
haha wouldn't it be weird if we did

>>154728547
I already read it before unwatching the last thread.

>>154729259
I shouldn't have read this, though.

>>154729110
surgery to reattach asses.

>>154729110
Thanks Killette.

>http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?p=14909#p14909
>This is the type of person on your admin team

>>154730028
good im glad

>>154730028
>I figured being high would help you roleplay Snoop Dogg better

it means he thought your name and gimmick were shit

>>154730028
boy you're going to make them think i'm you and you're me

here i thought celt was cool though

>>154730224
>>154730028
Not that guy, but i've never before gotten slapped with spiritbreaker for not going full ham with the character

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>>154730028
Gonna need sauce on this

>Waifu hasn't played in like 2 weeks

>>154730307
Ask niggly, he made it.

>>154730372
I just want the porn, I don't want to have to ERP for it, fuck.

>>154730336
But I was playing earlier today, anon

>>154730470
>he doesn't want to ERP with niggly
Look at this gay

>someone bombs
>some other nigger spends time killing defenseless people after the explosions have done most of the work for them
I hate rounds like this

>Emagged a borg right in front of me
RIP borg, you never asked for a dog's death

>>154730869
One of the waifufags will do it for me, if I wave around some credits.

>>154731095
only like half the people I killed were completely defenseless.

>>154729029
>He doesn't know how to powergayman push chances
lol git robust kiddo >:3

>>154731095
Daily reminder if you purge your local friend computer covertly, it can remove kebab from premises.

>>154731182
> >:3

Fucking triggered TRIGGERED

>>154731376
Meet me in fitness and I can teach you for 320 credits per lesson you hot dawg. I'll oil you up gooood~ >;3

>>154729430

They also have like 50 races including bug people, driders and other shit. And you can change your characters size.

go on the hub. search for Citadel Station.

create a giant carp-man and eat people. get banned

Good round when

>>154732657
never

>>154732657
right now

>Cash Hardie's death

>>154732571
>giant carp-man
We need this as an antag. Restrict it from going inside the station, so it's only in space. Imagine sec and a bunch of people in suits all flying around it, shooting.

I can't code it. ; ;

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>>154732571
or become KING CARP

>>154732709
Give me a rundown, what up?

>>154732710
Nobody gives a shit about space stuff. t. every jetpack antag every

>>154732710
we should steal all the retarded furry sprites anyways.

90% of them are just fox variants but the really stupid shit like turtles and sharks has meme-potential.

>>154732752
He slaughtered the Captain and then went on a rampage.
Then in Medbay he owned everyone including the Captain who got cloned with his laser.
Only the CMO escaped and then returned to flash him and they beat Cash to death

>>154732710
New event: Carp Invasion
Player controlled carp and one gigantic queen carp that an break metal walls

>>154732840
t. cash hardie

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>>154732841
carp caviar/eggs would make a nice ingredient

Did the server just die?
Suddenly massive lag spike and now I can't reconnect

>>154733027
Maybe not crashed but yeah, it's not just you

>>154733027
same

serb pls

>>154732841
That'd be pretty fun. Maybe the plush carp could be an objective, too.
>swarm of fish tasked with reclaiming plush

>>154732970
All that food, but a tiny ass drink.

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>>154733293
thats a sauce not a drink

>>154733337
>not a drink
Give me a bigger glass and I'll show you how "not a drink" it is

>>154733319
update byond, I did and it worked

>>154733337
Oh.

Well, it's still a drink to Fieri.

>>154733431
I had to downgrade to 510 to fix any lag like round start things

>>154729131
I'll play four rounds of Security today just for you anon!

Not because you want me to or anything, I was gonna anyway..

Sarah Johnson is so mad

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Has there ever been a saltier red text?

Who is getting banned for what reason?

>>154736798
sarah gives no fucks about greentext lad

>>154736836
Nobody, the serb is broken and won't restart

>>154736798
>Caring about obj
Bet you're a bunch of fun.

>>154736836
Serb had an aneurysm.

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>>154736846
>>154736869

>sarah doesn't care guys really

>>154736926
watch him play antag, he never goes for greentext.

>>154736695
>>154736798
>gets arrested for commiting a crime
>is frothing at the mouth mad because they were punished for breaking the law

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Fuck you leather___

>>154737093
head

>>154737093
ling.

>>154737043
>If someone comes after you just tactically shit to make a slick on the floor and run away calling for sec when he slips on it. you'll be fine, honest. After all, only criminals and sec have weapons, why should you have a fighting chance?

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> The Special ops crate (emagged console) has its para-pen and incindeary grenade removed and replaced with a silenced pistol and ammo for said pistol.


Like I understand the intent. but give something back that's interesting instead of a fucking gun

(protip: cargo can already get as many guns as they want)

>>154731115
I like this post

>>154737438
I don't see you coding it

>>154737520

I'll code a revert request

(no I won't I'm too lazy even for that)

>>154737438
>parapen
>interesting

What did he mean by this

>>154737636
He didn't mean that
He meant he wanted to see something more interesting in the crate than x gun - especially a gun you can already get as a tatortot

>>154737438
I'd like it if they contained some of those camera bugs
The surveillance kit is neato, easily one of my favorite things you can get.

Precipitation from RoR added to deathsquad/nar'sie when

>>154737714
Oh, I gargle dicks

Whatever item it is, you have to consider that it's a free topping with any order of an emag. It can't be too fun.

SEEEEERB

rip serb

>gunning down wizard on brig
>serb dies
epic
4th time today

Oh, its ded?

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Meanwhile at /vg/station Headquaters

So does turning Glubbs into Scrubglubbs remove the insulation?

How do I greytide robustly?

>>154739679
Yes.

No guns no chems toolbox only
Final destination

>>154726863
>try to powergame
>get out powergamed

>>154737574
It's like
Two button presses
You don't even need to clone the repo if I'm not mistaken

Who
Is
That
Girl?

>>154741135
Trinity a shit

>>154741193
Trinity is cute, CUTE!

I want trinity to search me!

>people who go for their texties
>people who think that stealing a fucking item of clothing/random toy that's literally behind one or two doors is the height of robustitude
>people who think parapen/esword ebow murderbone/etc is robust
>people who care about greentext and objecties period

Just remove non-player made objectives already desu senpai, force niggers to stop being stealth antags who kill one guy then hide, even blatant murderbone is less boring than that dogshit

>>154741385
muh valids

how will I have fun without muh valids

>>154741385
Don't auto traitor objectives being completed allow another person to get traitored?

>>154742029
no, what the hell made you think that?

>>154742381
OH SHIT. It's Gerald

>>154742485
OH SHIT IT'S HARVEY

>>154741385
Daily reminder to buy the syndiebox and keep toolboxing validhunters in the hall then dump em at medbay to be cloned and die again until they go catatonic from the magitude of how fucked they are

>>154741135
>>154741351
Trinity is a slut though, a cute slut but a slut.

Who is the cutest new waifu

>>154743079
Surfer brooks!

>>154743178
In what way is she cute

>>154743079

Emilia!

>>154743326
>It's the Emilia shills herself in the thread again episode

Help ling dorms

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POST IMAGES OF SPACE THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN THE VIDEOGAME 'SPACE STATION 13', IN-GAME IMAGES OF THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED

PIC RELATED IS THE PRODUCT OF 20 MINUTES WITH A RIPLEY

>>154743797
>only that much
Did they give you a regular drill or something?
I've mined out damn near the whole west side with a ddrill ripley in 20.

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>>154743797
GOODJOB, PLAYER OF THE "SPACE STATION 13" VIDEOGAME, THAT VIDEOGAME SCREENSHOT IS REALLY INTERESTING, HAVE ONE OF MINE

>>154742381
GERALD

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>>154743797
I miss those days

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>>154743797
I had a lot of fun back when diona were even more of monsters than they are now.
That, and when hypothermia didn't exist.

>>154744452
Diona being monsters was great and I have no idea why they got rid of it

Hit them with a lit welder and they fucking melt

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>>154744452
>knots on wire
*aflap

>>154744942
knots work, only autistic fucks care about them

Boss mobs when?

The spider queens are close, but they're more like elite mobs than boss mobs.

I want shit that's nearly impossible to kill without a team of four or five people on your side.

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>>154745036
THEY LOOK LIKE SHIT

>>154745036
>I'm too bad at video games to not create knots

>>154744942
The only part of it I built was the side part with the table.
I think some MoMMI or something was building a solar grid waaaaaay off of escape for some reason.

>>154745183
name one reason you care about knots other than being autistic and it "looking bad"

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>>154745148
Wire art used to be my favorite thing ever.

>>154745261
I'm not bad at video games

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>>154745330
It's always fun

>>154745380
so you are autistic, got it.

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>>154745384

>>154745148
I miss times when MoMMIs could wear backpacks

>>154745405
>being good at video games means being autistic
I guess that explains the state of the industry.

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>>154745450
And then the nearby supermatter shrine the other MoMMIs were making to the spider god exploded

*aflap making MoMMIs do a robotic REEEEEEEE as well when

>>154726392
>Termed is now playing stupid to try to get out of his perma-ban

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=2803

He's full of shit, he's a flawless english speaker.

I should know, I'm friends with him on steam.

Not to mention this is the same cunt who exploits bugs and powergames every round.

He's way too smart to be a retarded BR

>>154745629
Oh boy I can't wait to put it on a macro
>REEEEEEEREEEEEEE
>EREEEEEEEREEEEEE
>EEREEEEEEEREEEEE
>EEEREEEEEEEREEEE
>EEEEREEEEEEEREEE
>EEEEEREEEEEEEREE
>EEEEEEREEEEEEERE
>REEEEEEEREEEEEEE

>>154745834
Ayy my brother from another mother

>>154744942
>>154745036
I'm a bit new to Engineering, how do I avoid knots without spending a shitload of cable?

I haven't played in about a year.
I was minding my own business trying to survive when some fag opened a door to space and I got knocked down. Died in a minute.

Is it supposed to be like that? Last I played you could go into space and survive for minutes.

>>154746528
Hypothermia. Space is now very cold.

X is goodcurity and cutecurity!

>>154746528
I remember when you could survive in space with internals, a firesuit and robust coffee

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>>154743797

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>tfw you're a HoS-CE and there is nothing the crew can do to stop you

>>154746528
celt added a feature nobody wanted and all it does is cause pain.

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>be borer
>my host gets into shenanigans
>goes braindead after a failed suicide
>meanwhile mentally defficient CE walks in with a spider queen
>hook away to escape from harm's way
>he's too new to understand that it's a borer
>when everything ends, i get out of my braindead host
>he screams "WHAT IS THAT" and shoots me with a shotgun

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>step on station
>break into the cheif engineer's office and grab his hardsuit, boots are gone so clearly he didn't want it
>walking down the hallway and he started shooting at me
>though he's the maniac who attacked me, shitcurrity still takes his side
>shuttle called and everyone is gone from engineering
>notice the nuke disk is just out in the open
>grab the fucker and get to the shuttle
>arrested and stripped by shitcurrity because I had the disk on me

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>>154745148
>>154745384
>>154745450
>>154745567

HUH?

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>>154746846
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>154746808
>Chain to me and lock my in a small area with a fucking queen
>Surprised i shoot you
>>154746837
>Hack into my office and steal my shit
>Surprised i slap your shit

>>154746361
To curve a wire, click on the other wire's sprite while you are standing on a tile near the other that is not in the same direction as its currently connecting to and it will curve it. Think of wires having 9 directions it can connect to minus the one its already going to. Quick way to remember is that clicking a floor will place a new wire on the ground, clicking on a wire will connect it to new wires.

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>>154736798
>the "unrobust nigger gets arrested trying to have murderboning silicrutches do all their work for them" starter pack

>>154746837
Warden here, you deserved every minute in that brig, and i hope you enjoy rotting in a cell you serial theftist.

>>154747215
They didn't even give any murderbone laws
It was "prank the crew, don't singuloose or plasma flood"

Julian, please make the effort to respond over medical radio when you're CMO. Last round was spooky for me because you never responded, half the time I thought you were dead or braindead while curing it. Also helps to co-ordinate curing and stuff over the radio, not announcements and general radio.

Wild ride wasn't too wild though, good shit.

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>>154743797
I'll post some of my screenshots, some taken by me, some saved from other people.

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>>154747540

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>>154747672

>>154747813
oh my god as an engineer i want to die

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>>154747540

>>154746808
>failed suicide
I apologize. Life called.

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>>154747540

>>154747813
I am amazed
How does anyone screw up that badly

>>154746808
Engies were fucking cunts that round.

Leave Cargonia alone.

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>>154747813

>>154748246
Cargo deserves everything bad it gets

>>154746773
do we have an illuminooty holopad avatar for the AI?

>>154748669
>generate power
>order a bunch of food and remodeling shit

>warranting constant dickery from redtide and the autists down south
No.

>>154746361
Make sure you click on the cable, just point your mouse, and check the bottom left corner of the screen to say cable, and then just keep clicking twice, and moving 1 tile to lay them in a straight line.
>>154746846
>syndie baloon
Quality antagonizing the station, would help do objectives.

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>>154748634

>>154746773
>tfw nobody is robust enough to get through dual shield gens or handle cell swaps
>tfw eng is on board with repo gimmick
>tfw the screams of rage slowly dwindle as the rest of the station is engulfed by vacuum and dead apc's

>>154746808
>Playing on CM
>We got secure nexus duty
>Then move to lz2
>Fag point blanks me with buckshot with nothing around us "cause his cat scratched him"
>Spent entire round on shitbays wild ride missin all the action until we get boarded and stomped by the ayy's

>tfw have amazing clown syndie gimmick
>Have to wait for clown AND traitor roll

>there are players on /vg/ who don't use their free antag tickets to antagonise
ban friendly antags when?

>>154752839
Now

It seems like something small to make but why isn't there a switchtool for normal tools yet or power tools that do the same as normal ones but faster?

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>>154752839
>Mfw I use my antag ticket to use my autism to murder the whole station in an unstoppable way

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Now that grey looks absolutely retarded maybe people will stop playing them?

>>154753098
>Not using your autism ticket to die on the second person you try to kill
Git bad.

>>154753064
There is a switchtool for normals tools, the swiss army knife. It's just not obtainable anywhere I don't think

>>154753131
People already didn't play them, but jesus christ that's awful.
Is that actually in game?

Who wants to gas the kikes?

>>154753098
I'm in love, what's her name?

>>154753131
I want to fuck grey butt

>>154753098
Fuck off xenobio
>spend enough time with autism to do something antagonizing.
>shuttle is already here because the other traitors are better than you

>>154753131
Looks like a grey should

>>154753612
>Not being able to rush phazon before a shuttle call so you can force it yourself

LUSTY
XENO
MAID(S)

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>passing around some great drugs
>shitcurrity arrests me and steals my property
>probably wanted all the pills to themselves

>>154754360
They dumped them on a table and horked them all down then ignored everything else the rest of the round while they were blitzed out of their mind.

>>154754360
>In botany making potent weed
>You come into botany
>Give me dodgy pills
>Tripping on like 3 different types of drugs while trying to grow for the chef

>>154754045
Good joke considering how you barely do that yourself.
>w-we should make it so slimes always mutate
>that way my antag rolls won't be boring and shitty

>>154752541
Break into genetics and make yourself clumsy.
If you can manage, transform into the clown.

Break into the theatre and steal a costume.
If you can manage, just strip the clown.

>>154754497
Traitor clowns don't have clumsy

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>>154754462
>>Tripping on like 3 different types of drugs while trying to grow for the chef

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>>154747672
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsXtU0rZkAQ

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>>154753338
Spoiler
Everyone in the anime dies on a very bitter note.

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>>154753338
Chelsea, from Akame ga Kill

>>154754479
I've done it multiple times though but only like two or three times I was antag. In a ling round the CE decided to singuloose early and vampire round I did double slime core grenade and escaped alone

>>154754778
I want to see my wife like that

>>154754842
nice, cant say the same for mine
that ring was expensive

>>154753131
Looks good to me what's the problem?
>THEY CHANGED IT NOW IT SUCKS.

It's nice to have greys heads not clipped off for once. Have you ever seen a medical or science grey? The front of the shirt would clip the lower part of their face and made them look like retards that were covering their chin with the neck hole of their shirt

>>154754646 https://youtu.be/q_qUiytLYRc

>>154753131
>ever not playing grey
That project mind is great during ling

>>154754778
is this a real spoiler?

>>154756775
like everyone dies even the mc

>>154757087
dunno, should i read your answer?
is that picture a real spoiler? just a yes or no are enough.

>>154757087
The main character was the only one who didn't die.

>>154756775
Yes. Ignore the retards suggesting you read it. It's complete shit, and the writing completely fell apart around that point. It's just shitty shock drama and predictability.
>whoa, another character died?
>who saw that coming?!

>>154757262
ok, so the guy who posted it is just the usual 12 year old.
oh well.

>>154757242
NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO IDENTIFY WITH TATSUMI OR WHATEVER THE GENERIC MALE SELF INSERT EEEEEEEEE BUY IT

>>154757262
No one was suggesting to read it, contain your autism

i'm making wizard cantrips

give me some ideas
already have: summon food, spark

>Naomi Williams metafriending with Harvey Zadovsky
the new ashe and felicity???

>>154757591
Leave hurr alone

>>154757709
Color
Change the color value of something

>>154757736
epic

>lube up the escape shuttle
>people start piling on top of each other
>security either didn't realize or didn't give a fuck
I was making some space drugs when the bomb went off behind me

>borgs randomly cuffing people on shuttle
>borgs taking off people's hardsuit helmets with no air or pressure in shuttle
>just to feed them alcoholic beverages
>all this running Asimov

Didn't bother adminhelping because it was end round, but what was wrong with this round's sillicons?

>>154757709
mag-sandals

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>find out what unstable mutagen does
>try it out
>this happens

>>154757736
Do they
>agree to work in the same dept. before hand
>drag each other around
>send PDA check in messages for no reason
>hug each other all the time

>>154754629
>Start of the shift take mercury, impedrezene, cryptobiolin, space drugs, mindbreaker
>Stay on it whole shift
Wild
Ride

>>154757958
It was a service borg, they'd filled their shaker with infinitely replenishing DD and were feeding it to injured people

>>154758068
Is there a way to make any of those airborne?
And if so, would it be possible to feed it into the ventilation system so the whole crew gets it?

>>154758162
You don't treat people with head fractures and bleeding wounds by feeding them DD, that is just not how it works. Taking off their hardsuits makes it worse.

>>154757736
I don't metafriend with Harvey, I was planning to kill him but the round ended way too early.

>>154758067
Lately I've noticed them both playing assistant, hanging around each other constantly and defending each other no matter what.

>>154758230
You can make smoke bombs of them, but you can't really do much with them.

>>154758162
Oh I have a bruise, some DD can help but only if I have popped lungs at the same time because my helmet was taken off

>>154757958
>doctor
>We're trying to get to the shuttle bomb in time and you deaf fucks just break the sec borg
>boom.ogg
It was 100 units of tricord.

>>154758364
The security borg was literally walking around cuffing people all willy, without listening to orders, of course it was flashed. The first step to helping people is to not be a jackass while at it.

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>>154758364
>100 units of tricord
Objectively worse.

>>154758524
Shit hit the fan before I got around to swapping the DD in. I had to get the code, setup telesci, get a cmc, check on atmos and I still never upped the brig distro in time.

>>154758473
What part of the warnings over common weren't clear?

>>154758820
How to be a silicon
>1. Follow da laws
>2. Find loopholes in your laws

top ten juiced up waifus

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>>154753131
>chin still hidden

>all these lesbians

Which waifus are confirmed lesbians?

>>154760219
They all are.
Because everyone in space is gay.

>>154760219

Ashe and Felicity and the only two true, confirmed lesbians. The rest are either fuck anything that moves bisluts or "college lesbians".

>>154760219
Kaylie Morgan

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>join botany
>all of a sudden surrounded by lesbians in my workplace

When bam appealing, how loose does your Unban reason have to be? Can it be as simple as ignorance, and that you've now learned from your mistake? Or do you have to fudge it to make it seem like you've done nothing wrong

>>154757925
Were you the diona chemist that roundstart made hyperzine and nothing else for medbay?

>>154761576
did you do nothing wrong or did you do something retarded? both have different ways of appealing and the admins will see through your shit so don't try to play dumb.

>>154761623
>and nothing else
I made plenty of shit, it's not my fault you didn't get to user anything

I ran out of shit to make

>>154761508
Ashe and Felicity do botany?

>Send centcomm a message asking them to save us from the lesbians
>Ops show up to kill all the smelly lesbians
Thanks centcomm

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>stealth ops
>go in with skeleton buddy
>perfect disguise, gas mask disguised as coal which somehow works
>wait 20 minutes for captain to get out of bridge
>as soon as he does, sting everyone in HoP line and the captain with cyanide hypospray
>everyone is confused
>drag captain into maint and into space after gearing up
>a miner who was for some reason floating around sounds the alarm after seeing me
>the three syndies who waited back at the ship blew themselves up somehow
>get back to ship with nuke, plant it, leg it
>back at ship there are two crewmembers making a stand-off
>kill them after a drawn out fight
>find out the console was blown up by the fluke trio

>>154761695
I know Ashe does, but all she tries to do is cook up potent nova flowers.

>>154761817
>The nuke ops were setting up their bombs with remote signallers, and the man in charge never actually changed the frequency on them. An assistant set up a speaker system to say 'Honk' every time it was pressed, and gave the clown the signaller to trigger it. This also triggered the nuke ops bombs while they were still in the guys backpack, causing a boombox event to occur

>>154761576
Showing that you've learned something/reformed is a vastly better unban reason than trying to fudge it to make it seem like you've done nothing wrong, unless you're absolutely sure that you actually have done nothing wrong and can prove it with evidence in a calm, civil manner.

Most of the time the point of a ban is so you and other players see "This action was not in-line with server rules", and if you've demonstrably learned that lesson there's no reason to keep you banned.

Mind, I'm not actually an admin or anything, this is just observational so if somebody who is directly contradicts this, they're probably a better info source.

>Ordered to make nanner juice
>Empty my shakers and start duping
>Duping nanner juice
>Missclick and tricord gets mixed in
>Don't notice and my shaker gets contaminated too
>it's at an equal amount so I can't just dupe it out
>Get a guy to spin the tric out
>"It's op guys!"

>>154761921
Best assisting I've ever heard of.

>>154761921
WOW THAT'S GREAT

>>154761650
So if I just say "I did something dumb and I now know why it was a lot dumber than I thought and so I won't do it again"?

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>>154761508
I'm sorry friend, but we had to redirect them somewhere else, you deal with them now

t. Science nerd

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>>154743797

>>154761650
Not so much that they see through it, they're just by default in the you're an irredeemable turboshitter camp

>>154761698
>>154761508
Whose a lesbian on this server?

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ICK OCK MY SHIT UP


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>154744364
>come down to Hank's gun emporium, right where old cargo bay used to be

I don't know why this slays me

>>154762152
All females

>>154762031
Showing a little bit of genuine remorse is good too but don't overdo it or nobody will believe it.

>>154762031
more like "I didn't read the rules and saw the toe-the-line-shittery of my bff sawbones and thought I could do similar shit and now I have read the rules and realize I can't do that and will refer to the rules before being a complete asshat", but you're in the right area.

>>154762353
>activate windows

>>154761921
>play clown
>shit around everywhere
>assistant in lime green hands me a signaller
> "clown, its a gift..."
>being in a rare position where my clunwenlyness is being relied on, i press the button.
>HONKHONKHONKHONKBOOOOOOOOMHONKHONKHNOKBOOOOMMM
> Panic
> tell warden what happened, he gives me a toy
>admin BOINK
> Dragonbro "so whats this about a signaller"
> panic and tell him
> Dragonbro "my sides are in orbit."

Later find out that 3 nuke ops and their shuttle exploded in a tactical honking because they set the bombs they made to default signal.

HONK

>>154762410
Who is sawbones

>>154762498
dont tell anyone

>>154762651

the magical man himself krampus

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>>154761921
Sorry, i'm so sorry.

I just wanted to help the clown do some pranks.

>ADMIN LOG: Aurx /(Aurx) removed theeliminator16 from the admins list

Mineraliminator is kill

>>154762862
You fucking what
Why

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>>154762862
looks like he's been... eliminated

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>>154762365
it's been 4 years since that happened
I miss those days
I miss them too much
I know the two guys that are on that pic won't ever come back to spess
I'm all alone
It was inevitable

>>154762973
Because he said so himself, he has only ever banned one person because they asked. He isn't an admin, he's a 'funmin' and we don't allow those.

>>154763059
Well I guess bus is dead forever
He did the job pomf added him to do

>>154762987
The account I am using is from 2010 and it is an alt made to try and avoid a goons ban. You are not alone.

>>154763059
pity, he did the best bus -_-7

>>154745828
yeah he knows his way around english pretty well, it's like he's counting on laziness on the part of the admins - wanting them to not look deeply at his previous actions or words

What is "bus" that people keep talking about

>>154762987
My old account is from 2011

I didn't play on /vg/ often enough to be known though, and I still don't

>>154762974
CARLOS

>>154763286
stems from the term admin abuse, which was memed to admin bus, which naturally shortened to bus, and was then further memed into an actual in game bus for admins to play with.

>emag temp gun
>Extremely hot beam from a gun
>Only sets people on fire, no burn damage from the beam hit
>Emag defib
>Shock damage from a AAA Duracell battery
>60 burn damage+knock down
???????

>>154762862
what in the actual fuck, for what purpose

>>154763286
Nowadays people refer to almost any admin events or interference as bus/adminbus, regardless of whether or not it's actual admin abuse or just interference in the name of making the round better.

>>154763462
>someone comes in for liver surgery when the shuttle docks
>it's just surgery, there's plenty of time
>cut them open
>start repairing their organs
>the literal adminbus drags the singularity in chains through surgery and gibs us

what a journey

I haven't played SS13 in like, 4 or 3 years or so (iirc Thingolus was the host back then). What is the current status of the game/vg server?

>elim deadminned
Never thought I'd see the day, the server really is going downhill

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here are the first 3 cantrips
- summon light (can specify the color)
- summon food
- spark

>>154764169
What practical uses do they have, and why would a wizard want to spend points on these spells when they can spend them on much more useful spells?