last: >>154487396
>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
>>154659430
Have you ever unboxed anything nice?
>>154659627
>>154659652
unboxed an unusual bone dome and honcho's headgear
>>154659778
i wish anonymous still wanted to add me
never ever
in fact, i consider the materialistic desires of vritual items quite childish, since im above that and my faith in buddhism has lead me to a peaceful, desire-free life
>>154659936
can you add me instead of him
id?
never mind i just realized i dont talk to any of my steam friends anyways
oh
How good am I
>>154660171
>>154658896
>>154659029
>>154659175
>>154659312
>>154660665
what the fuck are you doing
>>154659652
As i remember my most expensive unbox was spec ks sniper rifle kit.
Unboxing is gay, leave it for rich kids and youtube clowns.
>>154659652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrOG1G__Wt0
Before I found out the hat went all-class
>>154660726
posting warped and amusing tf2 images.
>>154660665
which hat looks good with black all-father and specs
preferably paintable and multi / all class
bet none of you quitters can top this
>>154661418
was it powerhouse
>>154661054
>keys jump up in price in metal
>metal price goes down days later
damn tf2's economy is so healthy
>>154661250
party hat
>>154661716
>>154661696
process
>>154661904
holy shit
>>154661871
im holy
o:x
Post 'em
>dominate someone in a pub game on snakewater
>they find a reindoonicorn when they die
youre welcome
do not
pootis
>>154662052
here is mine
>>154662017
>>154662176
kek.
>>154662224
>>154662389
Mr. Burns
>>154662529
well fry me with eggs...
>>154662529
Homer Simpson
>>154662572
Nice. More please.
>>154662661
>>154662858
I legit scared my cat in the other room I laughed so loud.
>>154662908
I love it.
>>154662858
>>154662908
nice.
>>154662808
>>154663182
my team fortress 2 general waifu is mad at me
>>154663458
>>154663532
>>154663568
I can't breathe!
haha
is this a fu nny picture
oh
i think mine might be mad at me too but im not sure
>>154663602
>>154663568
>>154663532
>>154663550
>my team fortress 2 general waifu is mad at me
wut?
my head hurts
>>154663602
>>154663532
>>154663568
how do i make those
dont
Post these
the enemy team has 3 wallhackers
help
>>154659652
Back when first gen was more like only gen.
>>154661250
help
im mad at me
>>154663987
>how do i make those
take screenshots in tf2 with f5.
and then I think you use the liquify tool (or possibly a differnt tool) in photoshop to distort them.
or go into Gmod and directly warp TF2 models.
Though TF2 will kick out some pretty bizzare shit on itself sometimes.
Also sometimes valve breaks stuff.
I remember when the Foster's Facade first came out and it caused a glitch where all pyro's had two heads that constantly clipped into and out of each other, even when they had no cosmetic items equipped. (sadly all my screenshots from that are currently trapped on the hard drive of my old dead laptop.)
DRAWING UPDATE?
>>154664603
>He uses F5 to take screenshots
>>154665175
what do you have screenshot bound to?
>>154665175
PrtScn is awkwardly placed on the keyboard I use. so i set up f5 to automatically take and dump screenshots into a folder as well as doing it's normal (take picture for you steam album) thing
>>154665405
\
>>154665508
>Prtscn
>>154664158
closest thing I have.
>he uses w to move forwards
>he uses the left mouse button to attack
i don't see your point
>>154665782
Not close enough
>>154663707
>>154663950
>>154662908
>>154662858
>>154662572
>well fry me with eggs...
have you seen these pics before?
>>154662858
i wish my tf2gfu still liked me
>>154666094
yo, can you take your shitposter back please ?
It's alright anon, I still like you!
What MP3 format/quality is used for character voices and music? I need it for reasons.
>>154666505
link to full not cropped l*wds
>>154666615
>>>/trash/5232044
Please observe my repeated integers
>>154666501
no, she's yours now
i wish my tf2gfu cared about me enough to be mad at be
>>154665965
i made a typo >//<
>>154667045
>>154667206
>>154663707
>haha
>is this a fu nny picture
agreed
>>154667496
>>154663458
>strange quality have almost yellow color
Daym son how old is this screenshot?
>>154667675
how old am i
>>154667713
some after summer 2011 and before winter 2013 I think.
>>154667675
what is that qr code?
>>154667878
>>154659742
not old enough
oh
>>154667979
>what is that qr code?
no its an animated spray I made.
also I find that screenshot very funny. Have another sniper.
>>154667045
cool
>>154667206
nice
>>154667350
haha
>>154667824
wow
>>154668208
thanks man. I like your bacon legs too.
>>154668156
Haha crits
>>154668458
dust2 in tf2 !!
Do you ever have moments like these? I have.
>>154668613
>tfw matched into another 6v6 swiftwater
I teamstack casual games and have a pocket medic at all times
invisible american spooker man
>>154668704
kek.
custom maps are fun.
I remember to celebrate the release date of the first megaman game a server I used to play on ran nothing but megaman tf2 maps for 12 hours.
de_inferno in tf2 !!
lol filenames
>>154668613
>>154668862
agreed
cp_kalinka looks very promising as a frontline map and actually plays great in 6s despite being alpha
>>154659652
i got a strange sapper back when it was 18 keys
>>154669205
>new maps that are fun and work well while still in early development.
this warms my heart.
where are community servers that run this map?
>>154669046
>>154669464
does this Pyro look Dawwwww to you?
>>154669464
dont think there are any
you might see it in tf2maps servers but im not sure
>>154669904
He's an adorable little shit
>>154668878
man, thats an awful lot of screenshots for a dead game
>>154670014
>>154670687
>>154669904
>>154670848
looks like a custom map
Well this has been an interesting thread.
>>154669205
>>154668862
>megaman tf2 maps
i miss when trading was fun
sharking and ripping off kids and new players was great
>>154672508
enjoying it?
>>154672856
Sure, why not
Finally got the map to a playable state. Looking for gameplay breaking errors right now.
216.52.143.247:27015
>>154673602
I'm glad you are enjoying the thread.
>>154673695
>Finally got the map to a playable state. Looking for gameplay breaking errors right now.
>216.52.143.247:27015
sweet.
Still not animated yet.
I cant shoot without jumping it's like I have jump and shoot both bound to m1. What class do I main
>>154675501
medic
poot
>>154673695
>Finally got the map to a playable state. Looking for gameplay breaking errors right now.
>216.52.143.247:27015
that was fun.
come play osu! with us
sick middie room
pw: pottis
>>154675501
soldier
don't forget to rocket jump everywhere like a retard
I've been thinking about how to play Pyro right and trying to figure out what he excels at. Help me out here.
>finding Spies and roast them
You all know they fail at it, DR changed the tides long ago. If a Spy needs to be found a Scout can do at least 2x better than a Pyro can without getting stabbed once while W+M1'ing. Playing a lonewolf would let them slip away
>sweeping and litting Spies for a Medic and pocket (generally Heavy) duo
Even a roamer Soldier can watch the duo from above and kill the Spy the moment he decloaks. Sometimes Pyro fails or get distracted by an enemy Soldier or Scout.
>pissing off Scouts
Still their W+M1 meta and latency dependant range opens them to meatshots. They can only make Scouts run for medikits if they can't flare-punch or air-crit them in time and hardly anything changes.
>being the last option of a Medic to destroy an on-foot Sentry
To supply Medic with über you have to play with Backscratcher and enemy Engineer should be fool enough to set an on-foot Sentry and none of your teammates should be smart enough to take it out.
>finding flank routes to dive and sweep enemy Medic
Finding a route only works at offense funnels you into Powerjack; on defense it largely depends on how well your team doing, and how often the high floor you chose to camp is controlled. Even with Detonator you can't really jump high. A roamer or a Scout still can reach up higher and kill the Medic... or you.
>curtain and distract Snipers for protecting Medic and let Demoman and Sniper push with line defense.
Yea, I can give them credit here. Getting lit on fire with a Flaregun as a Sniper is infuriating.
>helping Engineer
Can run with Homewrecker or Neon to remove sappers, but also should be volunteered to keep sweeping the front of Sentry with airblasts to reflect some projectiles (Sentry must be high enough). Can counter to stock and QF by a degree but not effective at all.
Are we playing this fucking class wrong, or is there a fucking faulty design here?
>>154677262game mode?
>Use push to talk
>drop to 3 FPS
>Release V
>Perfectly normal
what the fuck valve
>>154664158
>>154669904
>>154678104
standardmania is too hard and taiko hurts my eyes
how do i git gud
i'm tired of the only way for me to get near the top of the scoreboard being 'be a medic and heal people in attack/defense'
>>154678806
shoot the enemy
>>154678806
Play Pyro with a QF pocket
>>154678806
Learn how to play Demoman
>>154674830
it looks pretty good for a still
i think it would look better if the cannonball was moved a bit to the left
>>154678806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwWoA6B9VfQ
Start from here. Applies to many weapons.
Now this is how you enjoy tf2!
HAT
HAT
What's up with the ping
literally everybody is lagging and this is a virginia server
lmao what a scrub getting dominated as a fucking demo
>>154672821
>always thought about playing it sleazy and scamming others for easy money
>too nice and easy to guilt to ever go through with it
Fuck it all.
>>154683006
I'm proud of you.
>>154683006
same
but whenever someone made a really bad deal (for them) with me, i always used to say "are you COMPLETELY sure you want to trade that?" or something of the likes so i know they arent getting scammed
i also traded a guy back his australium for things because he fell into a bad deal once, felt really regretful after because he was kinda rude
>>154682494
>Fighting spies on 140 ping
>As demoman
ahahahahah
>>154684239
>>154666505
>>154665175
stop posting this weird character. avatarfagging is against the rules, and that character in particular is worse than animeposting.
nigga just turn around like how the fuck are spies a threat just like turn around
>>154684478
It doesn't matter when the server is being that retarded he pokes my face and I die anyways because gaben thinks it's funny or something
and on top of that the only weapon demoman can hit the spy with without simultaneously killing himself is a fucking bottle
>>154684663
>Green energy touque
shit hat / 10
put a balaclavas painted bill's on him
balaclavas is a good paint but bill's is a bad hat
>>154684847
I think Bill's hat would be better if it were never used as a currency, but, like the earbuds, it's associated with autistic trader mains so it will never be viable in the high-level dress-up meta.
>>154684663
Fixed it
fucking A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE health
*critical hit*
Why the HECK does demoman not have a single melee weapon that doesn't kill him?
>Eyelander/Reskins
>-25 health
>Pain Train
>10% bullet vulnerability
>Claidheamh Mor
>15% damage vulnerability while active
>Ullapool Caber
>take 100 damage on hit + fall damage
>Half-Zatoichi
>take 50 damage on holster
The only ones that don't directly hurt him are the Skullcutter and Persuader, both of which suck because of the deploy and holster penalty, and the demoknight gimmick.
Seriously, this thing might be good for demoknights running around with their dumb shields, but a demoMAN doesn't have a single good thing in his melee slot.
Why.
>>154687285
>class designed to be weak in close quarters
>let's give him a powerful melee weapon!
>>154687405
Not powerful, just something that doesn't kill him in the process.
Or is that too hard to implement?
>>154687285
>eyelander
>the makes you fucking invincible after one kill sword
>>154687571
>Equip Eyelander
>Get quickscoped by a sniper
Yeah, real nice.
You're also not going to get anywhere without a shield.
I fragged so hard I lost connection to steam
this is a good thread so far
i hope human doesnt show up andshits all over it
>>154687696
oh yes, where would you be without your "get out of any unwanted situation free with bonus resistances and guaranteed crits" shield
>>154688064
I miss when the targe had the afterburn immunity
>>154688064
Are you retarded?
How the fuck are you supposed to spam stickies when you have no stickybomb launcher?
>Heavy looks at you
>You die
>Scout meatshots you
>You die
>Sentry
>You die
I'm talking about melee weapons here, not fucking shields.
Who gives a shit about demoknight, it's a gimmick class that only belongs in pubs.
We're working on a mandatory update for Team Fortress 2. We should have it ready soon.
-Eric
HAPPENNING
>>154688064
it's ok I switch to spy and use my get out of death free card with 75% dmg reduction to survive anything even a fully charged headshot or crit rocket and snipe you with my sniper rif- I mean Hale's Own Professional Killstreak Ambassador then I do the Schadenfreude taunt
Pyro class pack update when?
:/
>>154688492
see>>154688401
im sure its here
its definitely that
there is no way thats not the pyro update
imm %100$ certain
>>154688368
>heavy looks at you
>charge away
>scout meatshots you
>charge away
>sentry
>what are you fucking deaf, you can hear sentries from across the map, just flank it and use your grenade launcher
>>154688410
the dead ringer is also bullshit
>>154688593
ur a fag
-Eric
>browse workshop for interesting maps
>see really beautiful holiday reskin of a good map
>test it out
>author took significant artistic liberties with the basic layout
I actually expect that there were going to be more nerfs/buffs in Meet Your Match.
>>154688678
>Charge away
>End up being completely useless because you didn't end up doing anything
>Charge away from the scout
>He's right behind you in about 3 seconds
>Trying to take out a sentry without the stickybomb launcher
Yeah. Good luck with that.
Post your mains, /TF2g/What? You don't main soldier? Loser!
>>154689071
>he can't take a sentry without the stickybomb launcher
what a shitter, no wonder you whine about not being able to sticky spam
>>154689149
>that beard
>>154689149
yep, soldier
>>154689149
Yegg, more like Yuck
>>154689206
You do realize that if an engineer is turtling behind a corner and doesn't do anything but whack his sentry, you won't be able to do ANYTHING, right?
Bomb the japs
>>154689149
Updated loadout. That one is old.
>>154689149
>>154689492
the engie isn't exactly accomplishing much either, turtling engies are always retarded and build sentries in locations that can be flanked to, even quicker with the extra shield mobility, and spammed out with grenades. unless you're on like barnblitz last, you'll probably be fine.
>>154689149
>all of these rich user loadouts
>all I got is a stereotypical gibus f2p loadout
>>154689492
>hit building with 2 grenades
>explosions kill Engineer
>fire grenades between the sentry and Engineer
>kill both with rollers
>land two grenades at the base of the sentry
>hit two directs as the first two grenades explode on timer
you're pretty new to TF2, aren't you
>>154689698
"I play 24/7 badwater casual games with my steel highlander medic up my ass with kritzkrieg"
>>154689907
>Engineer isn't accomplishing anything
>So it's alright if you are also not accomplishing anything by crippling yourself
>>154689962
>>>>>>>>>>>>behind a corner
Can you read?
>>154689149
>Not maining heavy
>steam is down
>i cant trade
>aaaaaaaa
>>154690219
rollers roll
so they can hit enemies that are out of your LoS
do you play the game
like at all?
>trading
TOP KEK
what the actual fuck was happening earlier
I made a better one
>>154691107
>Sentry is on the left
>Roller rolls to the right because random generated spin
>Nothing happens
And yes I do play this fucking game, why do you think I'm saying all this shit?
Do you seriously think demoman can do anything serious without his stickybomb launcher?
>>154689149
But I don't have a main
>>154691521
>"Um, see look I missed all 4 of my shots."
>"Clearly, the weapon is useless, and it has nothing to do with me being bad."
this is the last (You) you'll get from me since I don't want to keep you up past your bedtime
>>154689149
bitch, I'm fabulous
>>154692046
Sometimes you just CAN'T afford to spam grenades because of an enemy pyro guarding the sentry or some heavy shooting at you.
Or just good support from the engineer's team.
You can't just take the stickybomb launcher from demo and have him just as effective against sentries.
>Oh haha im not replying to you anymore :^)
Yeah thanks buddy. Sure showed me.
>>154689698
why did you post Cee Jays loadout
>>154692806
>Engineer's sentry will be guarded by his teammates
>But you won't have any help taking out the sentry, no you have to do that solo
every time you post you embarrass yourself further by proving how little you know about TF2
I was going to stop replying to spare you that, but since you seem to be getting off on the humiliation, I'll oblige.
now post your butt, slut
Japs on suicide watch
>>154693134
Why bother getting the help from your team when you can literally take out the whole nest by yourself in 2 seconds?
>post butt
You should have started with the fact that you're a faggot.
am i on suicide watch
are you a jap
two nukes weren't enough
>Go to /tf2g/
>Two guys having a retarded argument and a third guy posting Colossatron
>These are my choices for "TF2" discussion
So... prestige 3? Pretty good progress. What gadgets do you use?
>guys
:x
Sometimes I think this place is worse than r/tf2
^ really makes you think
really make me think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAebYQgy4n4
>>154689149
>that fucking loadout
jesus man
This year is going to be my first Tip of the Hats
bumping dead game
there are too many soldier/heavy loadouts with facial hair
>>154700847
>Heavy without facial hair
What are you, poor?
>>154700964
no i'm just tired of looking at loadouts and only seeing the same 8 lumberjacks in every thread
really makes you think
>>154700847
mine doesn't
>>154693735
are gadgets the new perks or something
if i donate money to toth, is there a chance it could go to help children with cancer, or is gell going to take it all for himself
>>154701449
They're pic related
>>154701773
Geel used the """Nepal""" fundraiser to finance Lemma. Donating through Geel is idiotic and you shouldn't do that.
>>154701773
i thought geel will be donating most of the items but keep some.
>>154702418
>Most
Yeah his definition of "most" is quantity not value. He'll donate all the garbage items and keep anything of value for himself.
>tfw you outjewed yourself with the toth
>>154703020
how?
>>154689149
it's not the unusual and expensive items that matter, but skill.
i don't have of that expensive cool unusuals and killstreak bs, but still we own people at esea
>>154703228
I was ready to donate 1 key to geel's wallet but steam mobile is so fucked it deleted my offer
>>154703648
>wearing a max's head
What is wrong with you?
>>154708151
Max's Heads are nice as fuck, though
>>154708220
They look like crap son, they don't go with anything. May as well toss the earbuds on there too.
>>154708719
Nah, Earbuds are for the poorest of people
>>154708792
But it would complete the "I'm trapped in 2011" set.
>>154709254
>"I'm trapped in 2011" set
hey i have one of those
>>154709254
That's the "BasedViva's Soldier" set, though. Co. CO or Au. RL didn't exist back in 2011
>>154709332
I got a couple of loadout pictures from 2012, changed harddrives at some point before then.
>>154709332
at least the bill's hat still looks nice
thanks doc
trader retard here;
why exactly are people compelled to pay real life money/what might as well be real life money for hats
and why would anyone pay even MORE real life money for a hat with sparkles on it
i'm not complaining, i just don't understand it
>>154709332
>Professional Strange Original for sale on marketplace.tf
>$30
Wew
e
w
>>154710485
If you want to support valve for all his work, thats the only reason. I will get more unusuals if they fix the game.
>>154678085
If you go to the developers commentary they say for a fact that pyro is designed as an ambush class due to his close range high DPS. The problem is that like with spy, anyone who has played for more than 2 hours will know the typical tricks that the average pyro will use to kill an enemy.
This is why the pyro NEEDS crits to take out an enemy, the raw power of the flamethrower is a menacing thing, but requires to the pyro to be very close to the enemy to use it effectively. Any good player will know how to avoid a pyro charging straight towards them so they need to use other tactics to take down an enemy player before they can out DM pyro from a safe distance outside of the flamethrower range.
I still stand firm with my belief that the flamethrower should have a tighter spread and longer range like the lightning gun in quake. Halve afterburn time so degreaser fags still have their epic combos but also so that people don't have to make a mad dash to the nearest health pack. People say that the pyro should have shorter range and faster speed, but then he'd just be a shittier version of the scout with a gimmicky weapon.
>some spy and his butt buddy start spamming macros everytime they kill me and focus me
>start to absolutely demolish them once I realised their little game, they can't hit pistol shots for shit lmao
>spamming lel every time I kill them over and over again
>we win
>they start green texting in chat and getting butthurt
lmao
>arrowtexting outside 4chan
i cring everytime
meme arrowing outside 4chan is stupid
actually using it for it's intended purpose is not.
>>154711063
>>154711207
who the fuck are you retards talking to
do you not know how to quote a fucking post?
whos he talking to
>>154710485
Sparkly hats usually mean one of three things
1. the player has enough dedication to the game to spend retarded amounts of money into the game because they know they're going to be playing it for a long time/have been playing for a long time and want to spruce things up
2. They've been playing the game for long enough and have unboxed enough crates to get their lucky sparkle hat
3. (least commonly) they're a 12 year old who got super lucky unboxing 3 crates
I know unusuals are just a meme but you're going to take someone with a hat with flames as more of a threat than a gibus spy with pyrovision goggles on. I didn't even know what an unusual was until i had 300 hours in the game.
quoting posts is soo 2015
i was replying to the guy that cring evertime
does sage still work
i wish that stupid admin fuck didn't remove the email field. I was hoping moot 5.0 would fix it
gg ez
>>154659652
Bubbling Picklehaube, and also a Strange Festive Huntsman day two of that Christmas event.
Forgot what I got for the unusual, but I got 15 keys pure and a can of black paint for the Huntsman
>>154711362
that makes sense i guess
>>154711439
did you read the faq
you put sage into the options field
btw dont proudly announce that youre sageing
>>154689149
>>154712335
I thought moot or hiro removed functionality
>>154689149
>>154712741
i dont really know anything about that
>>154712637
this looks pretty bad actually
>>154712741
no moot just removed it from showing up
i wish it did because retards keep bumping a thread where it would normally be sage'd and let die
*grabs human*
why didn't you add me
why does human like lolmikes? he bullies little trans retards like himself
when did human said they like me
maybe human's a masochist who likes being pushed around
okay so i was thinking i should use the left and right console commands because they can be helpful in a pub
the problem is i cant figure out which direction to assign which button to
i know im sounding like a total sperg right now but i wont be able to remember them if i assign them randomly
anyone has suggestions how to make one layout be more memorable?
like a mnemonic except with hands instead of words
>>154716016
the right picture is what i'd do desu
but i would rather just set those buttons to adjust windows volume.
>>154716016
i'd use right side also
pretend you're turning a doorknob with your right hand
if you start from neutral and turn the knob to the right your thumb ends up on top
if you turn it to the left your thumb ends up on the bottom
Bi-monthly?
>>154716132
i have volume adjust on my headset so im not worried about it at all
>>154716132
>>154716453
i was also thinking about using right one because right feels like the "first" direction, while left feels like the "second" direction and obviously first is always on top
but idk
i might be overthinking this
>>154716016
left makes more sense to me
you don't typically point your mouse directly forwards, but at a slight angle facing inwards, so the side buttons don't stack directly on top of each other
>>154689149
I used to be play soldier only but currently i don't even know what i main anymore.
Proably soldier/heavy/medic and engy sometimes.
Also aussie minigun is sexy af but tomislav seems to be better at actual playing. That 20% more accurate thing seems to be more like placebo but idk.
>>154717841
Forgot the pic
>>154664158
>>154664158
i wish human would grab me
>strange sandvich is worth more than strange festive sandvich
>strange holy mackarel is worth more than strange festive holy mackare
ecomony amirite
>burning flames team captain is worth more than you ever have and will be worth
>>154659652
ive sunk about 200 dollareedoo's and 800 hours into gabe newells hatfest and the best i've gotten is a pair of strange greybanns.
honestly I wish i had an unusual or could start trying to trade but lol trade/market hold bullshit and my phone is shit.
>>154721130
>I wish i had an unusual
Just purchase keys and trade it then.
>quickplay and regular valve pubs still aren't back
>try to find a cp_badlands server
>124 are empty
>2 have less than 10 players
>both have moonspeak glyphs in the name and more than 300 latency
HELL
>2 months after mym
>people still crying about quickplay and valve pubs
Casual is basically the same shit but without auto balance and with ebin badges.
>>154721559
>same shit
>can't pick the map i want to play RIGHT NOW
>instead i have to pick through a list of maps without knowing which one i get
>get matched against full stacks all the time
>no autobalance so stacks will stay as stacks and games end in 2 minutes
>have to sit through a painful process again to get matched against the same stack
>cant even play against my friends, only way is to end up on the same team
>somehow this is better
I like casual mode because now i get to play the maps i like that no one ever used to play.
90% of valve servers that were inhabited were either upward or hightower, now i actually get to play process pubs more than once a week.
>>154721702
t. literally has not played
>>154721567
His unsual is 10/10 tho.
>>154721702
No one said that it's better at everything. It's just fine.
You can go to some mge servers if you want to play against your friends. Valvepub is serious business now.
is dead presidents good unusual for spy
>>154722504
>dead presidents
>good unusual
You better to invest in killstreak or another fancy stuff if you can't afford decent unusual effect.
>>154722764
i dont really think any other effect under 100 keys really fits spy that much
dead presidents would be cooler if it shot the money over you from the sides like out of a canon instead of just looking boring and orbiting around your head
>>154722764
B-but my dream hat is a Dead Presidents Law called Dirty Cop
>>154659034
I'm going to guess that deer dick doesn't taste that good desu
>Called the Flying Guillotine
>Doesn't decapitate on kill
>>154723384
But people flying accross the map after getting killed by one is funnier
>>154723343
that's themed. you can have shitty effects if it's themed. example, i had a terror-watt brain bucket a few years ago, named "all hail plankton". (i eventually gave it away since it wasn't a very good effect, and i didn't like how the brain bucket looked i guess)
*cries*
whats wrong
nothing much
So how long does competitive usually take? I'm waiting in queue and there's only 10 compatible players...
>>154724703
Nobody actually plays comp because it's filled with hackers and the ranking system is as irrelevant as the casual one when it comes to pairing up players.
>>154689071
But you can take out a Sentry just with a grenade launcher, even LnL would be able to do it.
>>154690219
He'd still get the splash damage if you aim well, random spin has nothing to do with it. If you whine about how he has a dispenser behind him, you can still take the sentry out. It will take 2 cylinders instead of 1.
>>154692806
If Pyro tries to flip your grenades it only makes things worse for THEM, not you. For Pyro to effectively reflect them and not get his own Engineer killed in the process he has to stand on top of a box. I don't think that's possible if an Engineer turtling behind a corner.
>>154693329
What you stickies would do if a Pyro keeps reflecting them anyway?
>doesnt have any killstreak weapons cause trade ban meme
>noticed that i get new killstreak record on loading screen
>can't remember when it was
Daym.
good morning /tf2g/
>>154721130
Just set aside a bit of each paycheck if you're working. Hell, Marketplace.tf has a Sunbeams Glengarry Bonnet for like $100; it's not really hard to get a good unusual if you've got even a little bit of disposable income coming in.
>>154725431
Do they even try with these mazes anymore
so many top TF2 players in overwatch
best team in the world Envyus has HarryHook the best TF2 player in spain for a while
2nd best team in europe has knoxx and TviQ
3rd best team in europe has Zebbosai and ryb
dignitas made a comeback in overwatch but their only tf2 player is numlocked
how do you feel about this?
>>154725431
Remove anime
>>154728312
>Make a game that's TF2 but easier
>Bring the game to life with an aggressive marketing campaign
>Pretend it's relevant by pumping money into tournaments
>Be surprised when people who play TF2 abuse the fuck out of this for easy money
>>154728394
WELL IM SURPRISED I DIDNT BUY OVERWATCH INSTANTLY TO GET SOME OF THAT CASH
Best weapon in the game desu senpai
>drop a random tipped lid out of the blue
Isn't that supposed to be a prize for donators?
>>154728659
not really but if you like backburner tactics its basically that
>>154729204
As someone who loves the backburner, it's really not.
The tiny bit extra damage doesn't help vs anyone but sniper and spies
>>154729301
>tiny bit of extra damage
im tiny
>>154729448
It's not meaningful against anything but snipers and spies, still takes the same number of shots to kill anything at the same range.
Spies have DR and snipers have the DDS
I would include engineers but they either have big sentries or the gunslinger which gives 150hp
Compare it with actual meaningful damage the backburner can dish out
>>154729301
you can one hit kill meds from behind if they are only a bit hurt from spam
and scouts even easier
>>154729656
>93 damage shots kill any 125 HP class in a single hit
>Bad
>>154729772
Assuming they aren't looking at you.
And how is that good? You can just shoot them again in .625 seconds.
Meanwhile on asia...
>>154729817
>0.625 second vs. zero (0) second reaction time
Those 0.625 seconds matter a lot if someone else is shooting at you.
>>154729903
You've woven yourself into a hole. If they are looking at you, then the gun is strictly worse.
what does my tf2gfu think of me
>>154729750
You can't really get behind scouts at point blank range unless you CaC or BFB the shit out of them or they stand still
>>154730659
you can get behind scouts if they dont head in the same direction holding W 100% of the time
but yeah i guess its a bit harder than with other classes
>>154732401
>These same people then proclaim Overbotch has longevity
>Especially when Blizzard is sending DMCAs to the only thing supporting their game AKA porn
Please kill me.
>met a guy in tf2 in a some comp thing about a year ago
>adds me and says im a good medic
>wants to play with me more
>hes a good soldier / heavy so i say why not
>we play most days for about a good month
>invites me to chat on skype over voice
>usually we just talked in game
>become good friends with him
>he finds out im gay from a post on cuteboys on a steam thread a few months back
>pokes me about it and bullies me ;__;
>learn he is also gay n single but dont question it
>play tf2 with him from this point onwards
>bullies me whilst we play when ever i mess up
>says if i did that when he was around id be spanked
>spanking is one of my fav things so this kinda turned me on
>eventually one evening im super horny and he asks me to play some tf2
>hearing his voice gives me an insta-boner and i hope he bullies me all night
>he begins to call me good boy when ever i do good
>diamonds when ever he does
>we get done playing after about an hour
>he questions why i got super shy when ever he called me good boy
>say that ive been horny all night and i just get blushy when it happens
>asks me if i like being his healslut
>say yes
>asks me to pull out my penis and just slowly stroke it whilst i listen to him giving me commands
>he tells me id be on his lap playing whilst he gropes me and pokes me with his dick whilst i play
>says if i ever messed up ingame irl he'd punish me through hate fucking etc
>literally on the verge of cumming
i stopped believing you after the second line
someone post that >/tf2g/ picture
which one
i meant that one but post more
>>154734874
>>154734874
>>154734874
>>154734303
>>learn he is also gay n single but dont question it
Stopped reading this gay furry's fantasy there.
>>154734589
>>154738207
>they didnt stop reading after "met a guy in tf2"
how are people this gullible
Why is there such a large overlap with /tf2g/ and r/tf2/?
>>154734303
where is your trip viva?
>>154734735
God damn if this isn't proof homos sre all mentally ill i don't know what is
>>154739410
>>154739384
4chan is reddit basically
>>154736356 will defend this >>154734735
>>154739410
It's a dead giveaway that it ain't me from the first line. Comp thing? I wouldn't be caught dead in a comp game. Besides, I never post without my trip. Nice try, though
>>154739861
Nah, that's gross
>>154740480
How come you don't talk in the irc biba? Let me guess. Since everyone else in the irc is a namefag you wouldn't feel special like you do posting with all the other anons
>>154740704
Because it's full of ERPing degenerates and pedophiles. That ain't my scene
>>154740853
reasonable
>>154740853
You mean like the rest of /tf2g/? Face it, you just like feeling like a special snowflake. Talking in the irc would take away that one thing that gives you attention
there's nothing wrong with my tf2gfu
i think
>>154741171
Keep giving him attention that'll show him
>>154741317
it is great when they get BTFO
No one care about your tf2gu. Shut the fuck up you autistic degenerate.inb4:oh
ok
:x
*cries*
*cries*
[Chop Suey intensifies]
>>154741734
FATHER
>>154741171
Here, I get to talk about TF2. There's no TF2 talk in the irc. If you want me talking, reply to me here. Or join my mumble sometime
>>154741317
Where's your trip, video?
They're fucking scum who belong in prison
>>154741767
I CONDEMN MY SPIRIT
If you could make a 6s all-star team with classic players who would you pick?
id do
scout: carnage & shrugger
soldiers: seagull & reptile
demo: platinum
medic: thefragile
c-can i join your mumble viva
I want to learn more about the faces behind comp tf2. I've been interested in comp tf2 for around a year and have done some lobbies but i still don't know about anyone besides the bog names like b4nny, slin and clockwork
Where do i go to learn more about these people?
>>154741970
ID?
>>154741859
>i want to talk about tf2
Lol no you don't you just like to shitpost about random shit and have people rub your e-peen over your super expensive ultra gaudy white energy unusual combos.
The most you actually talk about tf2 is when you advertise your mvm group and decline people's requests to play mvm with your
>>154742052
http://twitch.tv
probably
>>154741886
for EU
scout: harryhook flippy
soldier: starkie tek
demoman: hiper
medic: F2
>>154742138
id/im shy >//<
>>154742052
ETF2L is easy to browse and you can check the archive to see who won when
ESEA is not so easy but you have the comp.tf wiki with a lot of player and team info in it
>>154742180
Did you want an autograph? You can't get over me, it seems
Why would I want others rubbing my junk? I can rub mine over my loadouts just fine
With my what? Did you wanna join up in the group? Is this what this is all about? Just drop your id here and we'll review your profile
>viva masturbates to his tf2 loadouts
fucking degenerate
Comp players are still bitching about the RR
Holy shit it's so easy to counter, the weapon literally removes all methods od self defense that the engineer normally has and if they're a decent distance away from the sentry which is 90% of the time when engies use rr then they're an easy target, just 1 2 them with a rocket jesus
It isn't 100% balanced but it's not like it's going to bring games to a screecing halt
>>154742725
The guy assumed I wanted others to. If i wanted to, I could do it myself. But I don't. I appreciate my loadouts a bunch, but it ain't a fine, thick woman
i wish my tf2gfu was online
Why are comp players ao salty about the new whitelist anyway? In what situations are the air strike and beggars bazooka remotely viable? Both weapons are going to gimp your mobility and general splash damage not to mention now it takes 5 years to load 2 beggars rockets. Sure maybe you can get a gimmick kill with them but you'll be capping your general ability to play overall if you use them
Although I can understand why people were upset about the atomizer being unbanned, that was a dumb idea
am i salty
>>154742919
why you always sound so tryhard?
I genuinely think you are gay
>>154743276
You have a virtually infinite clip with the beggars
>>154743510
Talking about loadouts makes me a tryhard? Talking about women makes me gay? You can genuinely think that all you'd like. Meanwhile, I'll genuinely know that I'm into women
Just like Jay-Z had sung in a chorus: Girls I do adore
im sugary
cuz im sweet 8)
>>154743724
Not him but I use Beggar's in pubs all the time because it only works on pubs.
Valve killed most of the OP gimmicks (e.g. infinite misfire) and short of the Medic walking into your face or you getting enough airtime to load 3 rockets, you're not killing that Medic instantly anymore. Also the spread fucks up my rocket jumps a lot because it flew out at an angle instead of in front of me where I want it to hit.
If I was playing comp, I'd get stock or anything else that fires straight.
>You have a virtually infinite clip with the beggars
Not anymore. If you misfire, it blows up a loaded rocket. You can only load 3 rockets, and then misfire 3 times if you keep on insisting on holding M1.
*is sad*
human please add me
id?
I like using the liberty launcher, is it a good weapon? The 25% penalty is a bit harsh but hot damn those rockets travel fast and fuck scouts up good, not to mention most of the time you'll still be doing 50 damage if you can aim well
>>154744778
nice weapon to fuck around and play trolldier without being a total useless piece of shit to your team
that 5th rocket is just too good
>>154744778
>those rockets travel fast
>fuck scouts up good
>if you can aim well
just use the direct hit????????
>>154745061
Direct hit is nice but can't be used as well for crowd control. Liberty launcher is kinda like a nice fusion between the direct hit and stock and it's hella fun to use
control me
Why did videogames post that meemee to r/tf2 as if he expected reddit users to be up to date on relevant non-normie memes?
>>154745453
Because it's mostly made up of kids. And you know how much videogames loves that
Plus, they're humor is fucking trash, so of course they'd find it funny
>>154742736
whats RR
>>154743276
whats the new whitelist? the one that allows all kinds of garbage gimmick weapons? i mean if you want to hover around slowly in a parachute you could just play pharah in OW
not a parachute but hey, you got MOH airborne aswell
also i have a feeling air strike will make teams that get destroyed in open get even more destroyed and feel worse about themselves
>>154745606
No that meme is one floating around a bunch of ironic meme pages at the moment and half the replies on his post are essentially "I DON'T GET IT!!!!" or just spamming the word shitpost because apparently anything can be a shitpost these days
>>154745928
It's mostly around me_irl
Yeah, /r/TF2 is basically all shitposts at this point
>>154745868
Rescue ranger
The only game breaking thing i can really think of is the teleporting mechanic but even that will drain the average engineer of more than half their metal reserve.
If you're ever in a situation where an engineer has a full 200 metal and a sentry nest set up its your own fault for delaying your oush to such a point.
Also how do we fix 5cp anyway?
>>154745453
>>154745606
>>154745928
link
i dont want to look for it myself that place is dumb
>>154746137
Nothing special he just posted this >>154684663 on reddit as well
>>154746126
well you see, when in comp a team defends last a sentry is a straight upgrade from having a scout, since the engineer can just stand in spawn and switch class when the sentry is destroyed
with rescue ranger he can sit in spawn AND repair his sentry, besides just switching to class if the sentry happens to be destroyed.
>>154684663
I don't get it
maybe valve should look at the way spawns and class changes are used in comp, and make it more streamlined so that stuff like switching class for a forward spawn is more streamlined.
>>154746672
It's silly shit being edited and spread throughout the subreddit /r/meirl
Some dude playing security won't let top left through the door, but he will let bottom left walk through. Top left isn't cool. Bottom left is
if you could make the world's best TF2 team what it would look like?
mine would be
scouts: cw & flippy
soldiers: MGE Mike & kaptain
demo: b4nny
medic:kn0xx
>>154746881
soldier: me
medic: my tf2gfu
>>154746881
scout: MUSKEKKSLKS
soldier: me
demo: some black guy
medic: a slut girl with daddy issues
>>154746823
>/r/meirl
>>154747204
Yeah, I thought it had an underscore in it. Oh, well. Shame on me for not checking before posting
i have tf2gfu issues
he's never online when i am
what do i do
>>154747117
wouldn't u need 1 more soldier and scout
>>154747531
nah, we are fine
>>154744778
it's the kinda gun that, if it was good, everyone would use it, everyone goes through a phase of thinking it might be good, tries it, turns out it's not good but it's kinda hard to pinpoint why
tl;dr it's good, for the first couple hours or so
>>154746491
>people don't get it
holy fucking shit
>>154746881
HARD MODE: you can only use still active players.
Scouts: Starkie and Thalash
Soldiers: MGEMike and Kaptain
Demo: Alle
Medic:Hafficool
>steam all fucked up for the 100th time
I just wanted to buy stuff
>I just wanted to buy stuff
id?
fuck yeah id/stary
Weird, it's almost like you guys are trying to say something but I've no idea what you're actually trying to say.
um
why did they have to do that to the bison
>>154748331
hafficool played med?
>alle over spudd
>no australian mgelords
>>154750037
Who did what to the bison?
>>154750073
>no penetration = only hits once
>this was somehow a bug
>>154750068
yes alle over spudd.
>england national team loses to germany and france
>british team wins i58
who decided it would be a good idea to put anything but crowns on the national team?
or is it the french and german that got the best possible teams in the national team but shit teams on the normal league
>>154750153
It's possible valve thought the bison was too strong and needed to be changed.
>england national team
do we have that lads
>>154750459
http://etf2l.org/teams/7776/
>niglel garage
dropped
>>154727982
great post
i liked that post too
are you me
>>154734874
daily reminder that tf2g was never good
>>154750393
there was literally no reason to pick the bison over stock
the only thing that it had going for it was the penetration and the hit per tick
>>154751308
I can think of one reason to pick the bison over stock. Infinite ammunition.
basedvivas parents have a bi son
what did the buffalo's parents say to him when he left for school?
>>154751406
>infinite ammo makes it overpowered
have you never used the bison before? it's outmatched by a shotgun by a large margin.
ammo is a non-issue for shotguns because of how much reserve you get, not to mention the bison has 4 shots down from 6
im not sure
>>154751789
bi, son!
>>154751496
I've got a brother I don't know about?
>>154751648
I have used the bison and no, the infinite ammo isn't over powered. All I've claimed is that the infitine ammo is a plus, a good reason to use the bison, and now that I think of it I prefer using the bison over the shotgun for the reason that I can fire and forget about the laser because of it's slow movement speed through the air. In fact, the bison excuses poor accuracy in that projectiles still have a chance of hitting their target after a poorly aimed shot is taken because there is a chance that the enemy will walk into your shot. Clearly, the shotgun requires you to aim and for that reason alone, the bison is superior.
>>154694726
Best just to realize the majority of this community is aids
>>154752168
It's good for mid/long range for that reason but for short range it's extremely difficult to pin down targets unless it's a straight line
the point being there was no reason to get rid of penetration
fuck even making it reflectable would have been acceptable/hilarous
>>154752520
Yeah well maybe valve was worried about people in competitive using the bison to, I don't know, scroe easy kills or something. They could have had concerns with the balance of the gun or anything. They're just trying to make every weapon in the game just as lethal as every other weapon at this point. You know, some weapons might be too good if they only have upsides and we wouldn't want that now would we.
the only use for the bison was fucking over pyros
and it's not even good at that anymore
post actually good looking loadouts with no wacky zany colors, and a fully centralized theme
>>154753254
muahahahahahaaa
>>154753254
Congrats, you managed to post a complete set that are meant to go together
the me
>>154753254
that set wasn't even original and it was supposed to be shipped together
>>154753416
what about when you can't wear the shoulders
>>154753549
>>154753420
that's the fucking point you mongoloids. It's a good set to have, rather than the clownish aberrations you autists seem to post day in and day out.
see this >>154753416?
It actually all goes together, isn't visually messy, and has a good color palette
>>154753725
>waaaahhh other people are wearing things I don't like
>I also cannot come up with an original loadout
>>154753917
I can shit on a plate and sprinkle dandruff flakes on it, just because it's original doesn't mean it's good.
you look like an autist. an original autist, but an autist nonetheless.
>>154753549
spoopy sleeves if non halloween
>>154754015
>only post pre-made loadouts
>actually decent and creative loadouts don't count because they aren't in a set! >:(
>no colors too btw
man sorry to break it to you but that sounds like you have the autism
>>154753254
i dare you to do better than my davy jones loadout
>>154753725
Reminds me of Moon Man
>>154754467
ignoring the bait on how you took this screenshot, I'm going to go ahead and say that I run vanilla for the other 8 classes.
Back in 2011 I traded as much as I could to get a max's severed head. When I finally got it, I thought it was my dream hat. Turns out it looked like shit and I wasted a whole bunch of time and energy for nothing. Barely any sets in this game actually look good or go together, and their value tends to come from their rarity, not their aesthetic value.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd_QeY9uATA
Valve even discusses that they restrict the supply to create this artificial value, so that even if an item is fugly, people will still want it because it's "rare". That means, everyone else who doesn't have think it's ugly as shit, and the only reason a person likes that hat is because it's rare and makes them look rich.
But the game itself degrades in visual quality
le EPIC stun ball of MUCH SKILLLZ xxD LULZ
>>154755145
thanks for telling us what we already know faggot
>>154755372
sounds like someone got outskilled!
>>154753254
Resistance Joke
rate my spy
>>154755372
>not being able to dodge Sandman shots
forgot to decloak/10
>>154756012
>dodging at 4.7 mph
>as the largest hitbox in the game
haha mukkis
>>154755145
im hardly going to minimise my windows so that autists on the internet dont get offended
furthermore i have no idea what the fuck your post has to do with posting loadouts
are you pussying out on a dare?
>>154756370
Yes, that's what I just said
Get good, fucking pleb
>>154756435
no, I'm just saying how you took the screenshot confirmed two things; that you're poor, and that you have shit taste
>>154756535
Fucking got 'em
>>154756535
explain
>mfw med pick
I told the sandman scout to MGE me and he called me salty
>mfw
pootis
>>154755372
At least it's not as bad as Overwatch when it comes to bullshit stuns.
>>154757934
The comp system is so fucking broken, every time one guy leaves when their team is about to lose.
be me
>see a crit rocket coming my way
>brain stops functioning
>>154756370
projectile hitboxes are the same size for every class
but yeah sandman against heavy is basically a free kill
>>154757934
>sit down
what did he mean by this?
Some dude ran away after losing a spy crab. He has done it before apparently. I'll leave this here in case anyone wants to fuck his reputation. http://steamcommunity.com/id/765611980577/
le 4chan army
>>154710758
>reducing afterburn
nigger its already been nerfed into the ground and the new slight healing nerf power doesnt mean shit
>the pyro update will probably be in december
I just want this game to get some TLC
>>154762157
>spook event is next month
>items are probably going to have some arbitrary rule slapped onto them as to when you can and can't wear them since there are two different kinds
>we want to work on it but uh dang this pyro update is just so dang ol hard :)
>Garfield Kart Twitter guy is back
>>154762157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042
why do highframes scripts actually look good in their own way
do i look good
>mp_taunt_first_person
0- Taunts are in third person
1- Taunts are in first person for VR mode, 3rd otherwise
2- Taunts are always in first person
>Explode-on-death effects only occur during Halloween mode
>mp_pyrovision_enabled
>mp_items_noise
0- noisemakers do not function, noise-making cosmetics do not make noise
1- noise-making cosmetics do not make noise
2- noisemakers do not function
3- noisemakers and noise-making cosmetics function as normal
reminder that if valve actually cared about comp, they would've added these commands years ago
if my tf2gfu cared about me would he have added me years ago
If degenerates really hated their lives and talked about wanting to die, they would have off'd themselves years ago
wh
what
i love my tf2gfu
and he loves me
life is good
i wish my tf2gfu loved me
>>154753254
Biker heavy is nice
buying tf2gfu pm me
>>154764696
Cool outfit
>>154764696
Neat get-up
>>154763538
Greater control over pyrovision would be half the battle in making good pyrovision maps. So far it's a total hackjob.
>>154753254
>>154767753
Looking good
>>154767581
Remember when the Pyrovision version of a map wasn't protected by sv_pure? Yeah good work by Valve.
>>154753254
what maps are good for long stalematey games?
Is the Reserve Shooter OP on Solly or just Pyro?
>>154772934
Any 5 CP map. Powerhouse. CTF.
>>154772934
granary
>>154772934
anything ctf
Powerhouse can be slow
5cp is either over in less than a minute or the round will go on for an hour
>>154773240
only Pyro
it's not OP on Soldier unless you're playing spire MGE or a DM server
https://tf2r.com/x0penc.html
>>154773468
you seem to have copied the link wrong
here's how you were supposed to write it
http://tf2r.com/kx0penc.html
no need to thank me friend :)
>>154755372
Hi Paul.
>>154773240
It's not OP on either. It's sidegrade on Pyro and kinda weak on Soli unless you can bounce folks. When scrapping a Scout for 5hp with a rl then switching. it's pointless since they would be fucked anyway.
>>154773745
You are not funny.
>>154768783
Valve's sv_pure settings only stop you from loading textures that don't come from the basefiles
, at least last time I checked
update incoming
- Fixed a regression in Mann vs. Machine where stunned bots could not pick-up the bomb
- Fixed being able to damage enemies through gates with the Cow Mangler 5000
- Fixed an exploit related to placing buildings outside of the playable space
>>154774323
Does this mean they fixed quantum crouching, or just that they fixed the maps instead?
>have a page full of skins that take up inventory space and get in my way whenever i look to equip something
>cant trade them because no one wants a bunch of shit skins
>cant sell them on scm because valve takes away more money than theyre worth with their tax
>cant trade them to jeel's bots because of his jewery
>cant raffle them on tf2r.com because skins dont show up properly
>cant raffle them on scrap.tf because jeel banned most of you
>dont want to trade them up because i will get something shittier
should i just delete them
>>154773442
>>154773337
So maybe this is a bad idea, but since people don't seem to care for it on Solly and hate it on Pyro, how about scrap the concept altogether and split the panic attack. The Reserve Shooter now has the stored shots element and the panic attack just has the faster shots + reduced spread as your health goes down. Thoughts?
>>154774621
rafaels all the skins to one person instead of multiple winners
>>154774323
Last time they fixed a weapon not hitting people through the gates, they fucked Pyro's only viable strat vs sentry guns by not allowing them to hit sentry guns with the flamethrower unless they're in it's direct LoS
>>154774516
I built a custom map to try quantum crouching to place an exit, I couldn't get it to work as of a month ago. If I was them I'd just have it detonate teleporters that weren't attached to a nav mesh.
Either way I'll have to wait til tf2 actually updates to test it, it fucks up your files if tf2 updates while hammer is open
>>154774790
Reading Comprehension, you should buy some at your local library.
>>154774621
Geel's incinerator bot will take them. Also, use a placeholder to raffle them.
>>154774790
i dont want one guy to win everything
i want everyone to win somethingso that i will permanently exist in everyone's inventory
>>154774848
you can raffle skins on tf2r you retard shitlord cocksucker
>>154774621
>>154774848
>put crate as raffle prize
>make raffle name 'placeholder for skines'
>trade all your unwanted skines to the person who wins the crate
welcome to /tf2g/ enjoying your first day?
>>154774832
I was wondering why I couldn't corner cheese sentries anymore, I thought I was just doing it wrong.
>>154774967
img
>>154775146
Yeah, that's what I did when I did the same thing, I just really hate tf2r's interface for choosing what to raffle.
>>154774967
except you cant
>>154775146
see >>154774920
also i cant evenly split skins and all of this is gonna get determined unfairly
it doesnt work
>>154775390
Just select the blank ones and hand out whatever to whoever. It's not like they'd care if they don't get the specific skin they won.
>>154772934
All of the old A/D or CTF maps
>>154776083
A/D is shit for long stalemates, eventually the timer will run down. A good 5CP game where neither team can push forward and constantly trade points so that the timer just resets constantly is the best.
<3
just played a round of medic AMA
>>154764696
die minigun
damn i love my king of the jungle skin on my minigun but its not strange so i cant use dare myself to use it
>>154777681
It's simple. All you have to do is rid yourself of the orange jew. Come on, I know you can do it.
>>154777681
Get a strange one then
>when your tf2gfu pubstomps for you
who's your tf2gfu :o
>>154778224
is the paper going through that cat's nose? it looks really painful
>>154778286
a lovely man
>>154778320
dude i dont think so
>>154777681
You can trade up stranges civilians for stranger of higher tier. Also you shouldnt care about stranges, you dont even care when you are killing in the battlefield anyways. I did that and im getting the skins that i like and Pro KS, because those are some cool effects.
>You shouldn't care about stranges
>Likes proKS effects
>>154772934
Engi in CTF maps, doomsday, player destruction (since valve hasnt removed the Bo3 mode from it)
>>154779254
>player destruction (since valve hasnt removed the Bo3 mode from it)
Didn't even touch it a week after it came out, you mean it doesn't have the Bo3 or that having Bo3 makes it stalematey? If it's the latter it would be like any CTF.
>>154778057
yeah but it wont have my exact features on the current king of the jungle like the bloodstain and two sniper crosshairs on the ammo barrel
>Decrease spread of fire particles and increase their lifetime
>Reduce airblast knockback on players
>Nerf Degreaser and make the RS Soldier only
There pyro is fixed
Why is it taking Valve months to do this?
>>154779656
It have Bo3 and matches take way to long if they ever end, since bottles can dissapear.
>>154779843
>nerf degreaser
its already a shit weapon since tough break how are you still getting killed by it
>>154780128
I can't recall the last time I got killed by it. It just reinforces bad habits and is why pyro mains are almost always terrible at the game.
Pretty much only fags use it.
>>154673695
Updated again, same info is good.
>>154779897
Oh well quality job by volvo I guess, I'll try this thanks.
>>154779843
I'll just point out that degreaser has 1 damage afterburn and the phlog just keeps getting either tweaked or buffed. They have some weird plans for pyro that I don't like a bit.
>>154780263
>Cleaver
>Sandman
>FaN
>muselk epic hat
leave
>He doesn't like wizard hats
lmao what a fagit
>>154780365
>Phlog weaked or buffed
>Straight up dogshit after Tough Break and is only good for humiliating third worlders with 3 digit ping
>wearing any scout hat that isn't baseball bill's sports shine
>Increased the matchmaking system's preference for matching large pre-made parties against each other in Casual Mode. This should result in more balanced matches, but may cause a slight increase in queue times for larger parties.
valve somehow fucked this up I guess since I've been getting matched with at least 3 player stacks every fucking game
playing against a kritz med + heavy/demo/soldier combo is a fun thing for one game valve, not for 5 games
I have australium gold from last christmas and i dont know what to paint, wich hat or misc looks good with australium gold paint on it?
>not realising that the default scout hat is the best hat in the entire game
That is neither the default soldier hat, nor is it the default sniper hat.
>>154779843
I'd change:
>decrease fire spread so you have to track more precisely
>remove pushback from airblast and only let it reflect all kinds of projectiles and extinguish teammates for half the ammo cost
>double flare jump height for mobility
>remove reserve shooter
>add shotgun that does less damage than stock, but extra damage on burning enemies (no crit nonsense, just damage)
objectively correct opinions coming through
Anyone up for some Metro Malice?
id/BasedViva for them invites
>>154780404
>brain can contain only one meme at a time
leave
>>154780835
soldier's stash beats default soldier hat
trophy belt beats default sniper hat
nothing beats default scout hat
>>154780919
this is also true though
I don't like the soldier's stash. Trophy Belt is as much a cosmetic as the fucking couvre corner or whatever it's called.
>>154780620
gibus
>>154773468
20 minutes
>nothing beats stock scout hat
haha
>>154781832
That shade of purple on red looks bad.
>>154781648
I guess my opinion differs from yours but that's ok since it's all personal preference.
Different opinions makes for an interesting and diverse community and I think that makes the world a better place
>>154781832
what the fuck that's a sniper hat take it off right now you shit
>>154781962
Is this better, then?
>>154782095
this is an outrage. Was this changed around the same time a whole bunch of hats went multiclass?
It is a decent, underrated hat though
>>154782227
Yes. It looks really good on engi, though.
what is your special hat
why is it special
>>154782437
fuck you and your piece of shit list of dead community servers
>>154780919
>Hat before effect
Oh my god, a smart person.
>>154777062
thats very sad
>>154777062
>name translates to "on the bottom of the ocean"
sad indeed
>>154780919
What if it's not that you don't like the effect you just wish it was a different better one?
>themed unusual is finally on the market
>its worth more than my inverntory ever will be worth
fuck
i will never have an unusual that i like
>>154788937
not with that attitude you won't
>>154789024
its old price is 700 something keys
thats beyond unreasonable for a virtual item
i do want that hat, but im not going to spend 1,500 bucks on it
really makes you think
>>154788937
>unusual I want is only being sold by an idiot who will only do a 1:1 trade
>it's not even expensive/rare
>>154789339
I want some expensive hats but im like you, not gonna spend that big money for a virtual item
>only unusual i want is a shitty $30 steaming mongolian
feels good
Cheap effects are actually cool to
Everything thats not a flaming team captain is shit
Whats wrong with KS effects?
>>154790395
what if the cheap effect is it's theme
>>154788937
>tfw there's only one themed unusual I want
>tfw it's actually pretty cheap
>tfw it's for a class I don't even play
>>154791015
>tfw the only cosmetics that i want from sniper are the space set
>>154790538
Well is going to look good then?
I don't understand why Valve is trying to act like CSGO with the cases, mostly with the cosmetics.
>>154781832
id say the engineer is a class who can do without a hat, most are too silly he doesnt have many actually cool ones, i like to stick to the stock engi hat
any other class though, wear a hat
>>154792059
I was bored of big boxes of cheap cosmetics and they are actually putting more effort on the cosmetics since they select less of them.
>>154792216
mining light is 10/10
>>154792059
weapons skins are alright and getting better like in Tough Break but cosmetic cases were a mistake
>>154792761
>Pay money for missions
>Reward is a box you have to pay more money to open
>>154792981
this, they missed the beat there, just give it no chance to be unusual they wont have lost money
do you guys think they should release an unusual key or crate that'll unbox a unusual 100%?????
>>154792981
>Not selling them
Have you ever played CSGO missions?
>>154793367
It would be like 25 bucks each one?
>>154793367
I don't know
Oh God I reinstalled TF2 again.
uninstall it and never come back
I DONT KNOW
benis
hah so randome
Are we going to have a new boss in this year Halloween update or just a failed community update with contracts again like last year?
really makes you think
>>154794680
"just make the thread then so i can delete it :^3"
hiro pls
please ask again
again
Dont worry guys, the CSGO general and/r/overwatchis as dead as this general.
why isn't dotsy private anymore
why isn't cocksuckers private anymore
why isnt my dick private anymore
I am the only person who loves MYM, has absolute undying faith that comp will be fixed eventually, and that nothing is wrong with casual?
>>154798961
Because censorship is wrong
>>154799347
No. People just like being contrarian. I think it was fine on launch, some things like joining when your team is about to lose need to be tweaked, though.
Speaking about that, can you gain exp still when you leave the game of Causal early?
>>154799347
MYM is a base for an eventually good update even if that may never happen
give placement matches and incentives like hats or crates for people to play so its actually populated and i would be happy and complacent with it
but for now its just more bloatware on a game i dont want to see die
>>154799347
mym?
>>154799792
also casual was a step in the wrong direction and should have been an option next to quickplay and server browser into valve servers instead of being the only way to play official servers
casual should have had a casual 6v6 option to be able to practice for competitive without being ranked
>>154799734
Yes, you get the half but not instantly, you get it in the next match
fishcake or strange dalokadokas bar
>>154800218
Thanks for the answer, my game crashed when that happen and in the next match I gotten more exp that I didn't deserved since I was almost last on the board.
>>154800285
>can't put Allied Healing part on strange dalokohs
oh nevermind fuck that
>Go engineer on Swiftwater in "official" matchmaking
>Entire enemy team leaves
Whelp.
>havent played tf2 in few days
>go scout
>meatshots turn into spaghettishots
>try demo
>dont manage to do shit even with stickies
>try soldier
>miss every single rocket
>cant even shoot people's feet
whats wrong with me
>>154803508
i definitely know this feel
i quit tf2 for 7 months and came back and got dominated by gibus scouts and heavies
it hurt so bad
>>154803603
getting dominated by a bottomscorer is definitely embarrassing, even if they only did it through assists
its such an indescribable pain
>>154793367
That'd be Valve unilaterally dictating how much an unusual is worth. They probably don't feel like doing that and causing more whining.
>>154804057
valve doesnt give a shit about the community
the community can whine all they wont and it wont change a thing
valve may implement this change even if it means that every unusual will be worth 10$ and nobody buys keys
>>154803796
>getting dominated by random level 2 sentries placed in buttfuck USA on the map
>never even see the engineer the whole game so you have 0 chance to get a revenge
>game ends with him still dominating you
only the dead can know peace from this evil
>>154804282
Nah, if they declare unusuals to be anything less than infinity dollars, then they just basically killed off any value any TF2 crate past, present, or future will ever have.
They won't do it because it's a bad business decision.
>>154804413
they can just put exclusive effects in that crate and nothing else
and for even more money they can add ranks for the effects like they do with the recent CS:GOesque crates
>>154804531
That's just stupid.
It'd make the crate-exclusive unusuals become gibus-tier common unusuals so they'd kill both the crate's value and every other unusual's value in one fell swoop.
>>154800285
>>154800542
wait nevermind guys it's okay i worked it all out
>>154804531
>mfw this happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQraG_TjZWs
Fucking hell what shitshow this game is
>>154805457
what map
what was team composition>23k damage
>>154805643
team comp is what you see there, map was 2fort
why did i do that to myself.
>>154804291
it goes the other way when youre a defensive engi locking down the entire enemy team, but that one fucking demo shooting stickies from around 2 corners away that your team wont shoot at, who dominates you over and over while youre dominating the entire rest of the team
come on team, youre allowed to shoot at them you know and not just hide on my dispenser
>>154809404
Teams that can't push while the engineer holds the line are disgusting. You're allowed to push while on defense.
mfw i cr
>you will never unlock the mnc hats in tf2 without cheating
why
such great hats
all wasted
>>154811941
alot of promo hats on the wiki ive never even seen ingame , these 2 included
ive never seen the leddit ones ingame either, or any spacechem ones
meanwhile Dont Starve, Disgeaea and Brutal Legends items have been fucking everywhere after their release
>>154812649
ive seen the reddit hats a few times, but spacechem pin looks kind of lame and small so thats no wonder its hard to find
and the fishcake is even worse because no one would ever equip it over the sandvich and you dont really pay attention to heavies anyways
the one thing that really troubles me is that theres 3 items that i have never seen and probably never will
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Storm_Spirit%27s_Jolly_Hat
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Sniper%27s_Snipin%27_Glass
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Clockwerk%27s_Helm
these three were added in with the deus ex promos update but nothing of them has been mentioned since
all it says in desc is "DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011" so im guessing you could only get it back then in the event
the storm spirit's hat looks really cool too
are there any purchasable genuine badges besides tipofthehats
>>154813107
>all it says in desc is "DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011"
Sounds like one of those LIMITED EDITION physical merch item code things.
If there's an unredeemed code out in the world, it'll probably be worth many times for whatever it sold for at the Valve tent.
>>154813107
ive seen clockwerks one around, still rare
the fishcake would get more use now along with the dakhloks bar in the tank heavy set (brass/fists of steel) but no ones going to pick the fish over chocolate. that and they nerfed the tank part of it now
>mfw accused of scripts because I'm better than someone in vidya gaems
Never gets old. There's always someone better than you, no matter how good you think you are, myself included. And what the fuck is a three scripter anyways?
Btw did they finally hotfix the flamethrower LOS bug introduced months ago? I LOS a sentry from below a ledge for the first time tonight in what felt like ages due to that fucking bug. Feltgoodman
>>154814837
someone who uses three scripts obviously
also your post reminded me of a description from an MTG card
>>154814978
no its still bugged like heck
>>154815017
He was just butthurt because he had an Aussie RL, leading his team in points, multiple doms, etc. Then I came in and dommed him and kept getting reflect and flare kills over and over.
>>154795354
They made 2
They lasted about 6 minutes each
i dont feel good
"wow of course u would counter jump me u little bitch"
b4nny felt very comfortable with his statement that he put into the in-game chat. He absolutely hated counter-jumpers, and seeing Sideshow doing so on his favorite arena, Spire, made him feel anger.
But he felt something else, too.
"wow of course u would counter jump me u little bitch"
Sideshow loved it. How perfect could the famous b4nny be? Everyone knew him as one of the great DM Gods of the Americas. And seeing that single line of text filled Sideshow with a happiness. He loved being humilated by those above him. He loved being dominated by anyone, in any shape or form. Sideshow wanted to be a little worm beneath b4nny's feet. He dreamed of that day.
Slamberg had been farming pugs all night. His eyes were heavy and his heart heavier, but his efforts reflected in his elo-- he was within 1000 elo points of b4nny. “So close”, he thought. It was the only way to truly get the attention and love of his idol; there just wasn’t any other way. He heard a loud BEEP coming from his monitor, it was pug champ! It was time to pick. B4nny was the other captain, so he knew if he made stupid picks and threw the game that b4nny would call him an idiot, which was his biggest turn on. It was b4nny’s turn to pick and his heart nearly dropped when he saw who was the first to get chosen by the great b4nny….. It was muma.
He panicked and quickly picked his pocket shrugger. Everyone was shocked, even shrugger. He thought he signed up for scout but must have misclicked. Trying to recover, he went to pick Muffinz on roamer, but picked him on demo instead. B4nny laughed at this team and typed “fucking farmberg” in the chat. Slamberg’s tumescence was throbbing from just reading this statement-- he couldn’t believe b4nny spoke directly to him. B4nny went for the fattest picks - paddie, lansky, freestate - you name it and b4nny had the player. B4nny picked himself to play scout, so slamberg knew he had to also play scout so he could show him his fragging finesse. He knew it was the only way to get at that 13 inch punisher. The match was about to start, slamberg had one hand on his mouse and the other on his 3 inch pencil dick (chode better imo)… he was ready to take b4nny’s insults, and the game was ready to start.
stop talking about tf2
talk abouttf2gfus
TFW just started doing comp.
tfw half the people I played with were hackers.
TFW the game is a really big shitshow of scouts, demos, and rocket men.
does mytf2gfuhate me
>>154820851
comp mm? or real comp
>beaker got vac'd
Beaker why
>>154821127
Real Comp
>>154821354
theres barely any cheaters in real comp
in one week of Valve's MM i saw more cheaters than in all my years of 6v6 lobbies and leagues
>>154821127
>comp mm? or comp mm
what did he mean by this
cheat on me
>>154822525
are you brain damaged
>>154822873
wow i was making a joke
why are you so rude
>>154814837
>There's always someone better than you, no matter how good you think you are, myself included
What if b4nny read this text :^)
>>154822951
sorry :s
i wish my tf2gfu was online
>no Pyro content update
>no Heavy content update
>no new hybrid classes added to niché game modesMs.Pauling (Scout+Spy) and Zhanna(Heavy+Soldier)
>noleaked photos of Jill's butteyet
>>154826445
dead game
at least they fixed some of the bugs reported 4 years ago
and the recent ones sent by sigsegv
uwu
>>154689149
>maining soldier
Stop this meme
I'm trying to find a website that let you make animated sprays easily online rather than having to use vtfedit.
please help
tf2gfuedit
webm
>>154832863
nice webm good webm
I don't have webm previews so I don't know what this is
my tf2gfu is nice
>>154834008
haha this is quite humorous !
>>154822951
because it's not funny at all you prick
>>154829853
>shitty unusual effects
>stock instead rapeslav
Stop your life my friendo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Sxbu3Cc0U
Gmod videos are the Adam Sandler of the movies
>>154820851
sounds like you got raped by players much better than you.
>>154814837
>>mfw accused of scripts because I'm better than someone in vidya gaems
>Never gets old.
Yes it does. It's been happening nearly every game I play in the last 2 fucking years. It's not fun getting kicked from literally every game I join for hacking no matter the class I play. It gets really fucking old.
However, ever since casual came out, it stopped happening so that's pretty chill
http://tf2r.com/k6r0922.html
rocket launcher being used
i am the pal of my tf2gfu
what happened to ctf_well?
So I've decided to work on my achievements, and I remembered the stupid Youtube achievements for the replay shit that's fucking dead now.
I'm tempted to just SAM 'em
TURBINE IS BROKEN
i opposite of *ate my tf2gfu
>>154841454
>cant build on the most annoying spot anymore
you mean fixed
>>154841607
my tf2gfu ate me
i bet he doesnt even have a tf2gfu lol
does my tf2gfu have a tf2gfu
>>154842128
I NEED IT BACK
>>154837497
Funny, I'm having the opposite, but usually the less retarded vote no and save my ass.
I'm not even good at this game, what gives?
reward for top 6 tiers in competitive on the end of each month
Proffessional Killstreak Mankilling *insert stock main weapon of class*
y/n
reward me
>>154843402
People are easy to piss off.
>>154841395
the youtube achievement doesnt work at all if i remember
you have to SAM it
>>154843957
And here I thought I was the one with anger issues. Maybe I should play in a group.
oh shitt!!! he figured out hwo to defend his sentry more!!!!! next level tactis haha
>>154844660
that'll just block the sentry from firing
>>154844660
damn UGC plat players arent good enough for these strats
>>154844660
wow i have 2000 hours and never thought about this
really made me think
>>154841454
I wonder if they did what I said and made it impossible to build where it's not connected to the nav, off to go check.
build me
I don't think I've ever seen anyone wear a sucker slug
>>154832863
Anybody have the video link to this? It's not the same without the Bond music.
>>154846474
It's a Halloween item, yeah? I figure most Halloween items go unworn.
im a cock sucker slug
>>154846637
it's from an invasion crate
>>154846820
I'd wear one. I've always been a fan of alien things.
>>154846586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKF-odlbFk
>>154846980
>it's been like 10 months
>they still haven't fixed the zoomin broom and mannrobics bug
what the fug
>>154846294
>>154847351
What bug?
>>154829853
Wait am I not the only heavy main retarded enough to post here?
>4 hours ago
thread meme count: 12
Viva count: 36
morwanneg count: 0
oh