/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spacestation

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1nd for golems

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>>154627267
Also steals your lungs
Very effecient

Dead thread dead game
Baystation general when

> new cargo console

nice that you don't have to click so much and can see the reasons people write down but you could have made it biggest so you wouldn't have to scroll

Moss hair/beards for Dionas when
Quill "hair"styles for Vox when
Fake hair for skellies when

>>154647739
toupees WHEN

>>154647830
When you code it

>Baystation offers a more hardcore ss13 experiance than /vg/station

Where did it all go so wrong?

Someone tell me how the fuck the nav beacons for robots and delivery bots work

>>154647193
The purple rocks were better.
This is unfitting at all levels

>>154648091
it didn't, this is a casual server and bay is for tryhard roleplayers

>>154648417
They don't

>>154647351
This is a videogame general, not a server general

>>154648818
But it is.
Fuck off to hippie.

>new cargo console
>can still order more crates than can fit on the shuttle, resulting in lost money

Wow good to see the coders have their priorities straight

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LE SLIP N FART XD

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>>154648963
Classic.

>it's a badmins adminbuses and fucks around with 2 players round

>>154649048
>it's a ic in ooc in the thread episode

>>154649157
ban me fag LMAO

>>154649157
Maybe stop being a server that's so easy to shit on then? :^)

THE BANHAMMER WAS THROWN AND IT HIT YOU ELMER!
I FUCKING WIN THE COURT CASE.

>>154649331
All servers are easy to shit on

>>154648963
>tfw your waifu never slip-n-farts you

>>154649694
Slip and fart on her to make her inhale your love
Sideline cucks get no action

>>154649331
They're still in the middle of implementing that.

>>154649508
Wont have a reason to tell admins they're shit if they weren't shit if you cared about ic ooc that much

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>>154649821
Oh yes anon tell us how space parallax/64bit gave us more than two days of fame on the ss13 subreddit and how it's just the start of changing /vg/code forever

Is bay allowing fun and no drama? I like the casualness but not total chaos of /vg/ but the drama and Waifu stresses me

>>154650057
every server has waifu drama fags, it's just how the community is.

>>154650057
Paradise probably offers the closest experiance to /vg/station's casual low-chaos without having a board to perpetuate drama and waifus

Give it a shot, see how you feel about it

>>154650130
Oh well. Guess I'll stay on /vg/ then, because the game is fun enough. Thanks for the info!
>>154650237
Cool I'll check it out

Is this the only server where I can call an admin a massive faggot and also be a diona named Hitler Hitler?

>>154650295
>he doesn't know about ghlor/dragonbro/kammerjunk/the naming rule

>>154650295
>diona named Hitler Hitler?
BAN ED

>>154647193
These don't look very good.
Why not just make them look like actual golems instead of weird brass cult constructs

>admins seriously not letting termed appeal

Really?
Fucking really?
Fucking Pain is a cancerous bay shithead.

>>154650862
Go away termed, maybe you should have actually said something with substance in your appeal.

>>154650862
Well we need someone to balance out the cancerous TG shithead that is Ghlor

>>154650956
He shouldn't be banned in the first place because he didn't ever do anything worth fucking banning.

>m-muh rule 0
Fuck you, rule 0 is cancer And leads to banning longtime players because 'WAAAAAH HE ROBUSTED ME BAN HIM HE'S A DICK'.

Rule 0 is here because of bay shitters who think they shouldn't have to run the risk of having their shitty, faggy 'fun' shat on by people who play the game correctly.

>>154650862

someone told you to fake feeling bad and you didn't

>>154650862
I told you to fake feeling bad nigga
All you had to do is say how you're sorry for being a dick
You dumb nigga

>>154650474
I meant diona nymph

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>>154650956
>your rights end where my feelings begin!

>>154650862
termed didnt fine tune his validhunting
he's not fit to be a vigilante

Elmer is cute! Cute!

>>154651361
>>154651170
>people who seriously believe Termed shouldn't be banned

Fuck off to Hippie. Termed offers absolutely nothing to the server and we are better off without him. Why the fuck should we let one un-repentant shitwipe play here and ruin rounds for everybody else?

>>154651726
Bay sounds more like your kind of server really

Why does the upload even have antimov in it at round start

>>154651770
Fuck off, Hippie shitter/Termed. It's not bay to not want to deal with a screaming fucking autist who goes ballistic on anyone who might keep him from getting his precious validz and chooses the most cancerous antag gimmicks possible.

>>154651807
>waaaah why don't we make it impossible for antags isn't that how you win?
>waaaah why can't this just be a peaceful simulator for my autism

Fuck off if you don't like it or play minecraft with one of those dumb mods

>>154651632
reica is cuter!

is backpack full of gunz murderbone robust if he successfully kills every single person

>>154651895
How in the fuck do you logically justify a board like antimov being in the core from the point of any fucking sane person?

>>154648947
Make a Github issue about it.

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how does one become
Cute?

>>154649946
Cluster are you ok friend
Please merge all the PRs up right now, that'll make you feel better

>>154651895
Nigga, that doesn't even make sense.
For the vast majority of the time nobody even uses antimov, and it'll get most of the antags who try to use it killed.
There's a lot simpler and easier ways for antags to subvert the AI that'll allow them to succeed, one of them isn't even locked behind a windoor.
I mean I know you're just shitposting but damn.

>>154651807
What's it called anyways?
Apparently teleporter offline is one human

>>154651953
Guns aren't robust.

>>154652082
cat ears

>>154650347
?
I've never supported the new name rule. I don't think it should ever have gone into effect.

>>154651953
Robust just means beating the shit out of someone when they have the upper hand
Or murdering a very large group of enemies with the entire armory
One time a robust sec officer killed a shuttle filled with wizard constructs, nigga was like doom guy

>>154652082
cat ears
long hair
odd color
do your job, never be a shitter
play some afk insignificant job like detective, librarian, botanist, bartender etc.or medical

>>154652345
>medical
>insignificant

Lemme guess you're a science main

>>154652301
robust means always having the upper hand

>>154652390
/vg/code medical is a joke and you can do a lot to heal yourself without having to interact with a second person.

A lot of patients that come into the medbay these days are self service and doctors are just there to call out suit sensors and try and stop people taking too much

>>154651946
No, Elmer is the cutest!

>>154652481
>this entire post

So you are a science main.
Funny joke friendo.

>>154652531
Fuck off, reica is objectively the cutest

>>154652532
>muh job is important I really help people

A chem dispenser does 95% of your job
The most people are thankful for is for you to open the door so they don't have to hack it open themselves.
Keep deluding yourself into thinking '"you" saved the patient though

>>154652390
>reading comprehension

>>154652532
he's not wrong

if the cryo self-eject and waking up on your own didn't take so long, doctors would rarely be needed

which is why it's so mindboggling when medbay is shit. I always want to play medbay after someone takes 20 minutes to perform an organ repair surgery, and so does everyone else apparently because medbay is always staffed as fuck after those rounds.

>>154651946
>reica
>anything but a cancerous shitwhore with delusions of grandeur

Reica is an annoying faggot who puts waifushit above doing her job

>>154652698
>science/cargo/literally anything but sec player
>thinking their job is more important than main
All you do is click a button and put things on a table for other people.
All you do is drag crates.
Literally every job except med and sec is nothing except mindless button pressing requiring no thought whatsoever. Med requires actual situational awareness and complex thought.

But really, keep pretending that you don't need med. I'll be the one laughing when you can't self medicate because you're dead in maint or shocked yourself trying to greytide into med.

>>154652698
Not him but
>The only injuries are little booboos from shocking with latex gloves or getting toolboxed a few times
Those I just give a pill and they fuck off but usually people come dead, near dead, or with broken bones or busted organs and you need to stabilize and treat them

>>154652531
>>154652682
They're both shit.
Harvey is the best.

>>154652682
When are you going to kill yourself sandy?

>>154652876
>Med requires actual situational awareness and complex thought.

fedora.jpg

>>154652876
>Med requires actual situational awareness and complex thought.

explain

>>154652682
>autistic pimply teenage boy sitting alone in the engine being a shitter whenever "she" isn't

>>154652394
>girl

Baymed when?
I'm tired of seeing security officers heal multiple gunshot wounds by eating doughnuts

>>154652974
>he can't respond with something that isn't mindlessly insulting someone else
Glad to know we've come to an agreement.

>>154652997
You have to understand basic triage, you have to be able to know how to check a wiki, or better yet, memorize surgical procedures and chemistry recipes, and you have to understand how the fuck to know when to apply any and all of the above treatments.

A whole lot more complex than 'follow this list of stuff to shove into a machine so you can get your toys' or 'ctrl + click, pull to front door'.

>>154653121
Never because those same sec officers would go out of their fucking minds when they figure out they won't be able to do that anymore.

>>154653121
You are grossly over exaggerating

>>154652876
t.shitter
Wrong
Xenobio xenoarch mining ""advanced""engineering and botany need more than pushing buttons
>Complex thought
Kek
>Awareness
Yes you need this
>Reica putting waifushittery before anything
She rarely leaves medbay and recently only left cargo because no one orders things but went back to take them and deliver

>>154653242
But I'm not

>>154653274
>xenobio
Follow list, feed monkeys, kill slimes you don't want. Only science role that requires anything that comes close to real thought.
>xenoarch
Literally just picking everything until you get a large.
>mining
Are you retarded?
>engineering
Literally just a process of clicking on the floor with an RPD until you can boast about how many autism watts you have.
>botany
Yet again, are you retarded?
>it's a reicafag
Oh, you are. I'm sorry, that was mean, it must be hard living with a disability like yours.

>>154653131
Surgery procedures are deceptively easy to memorize, since they all follow the same basic steps. I'll give you memorizing chemistry, but knowing when to use what pills is very simple. And medHUDs make triage a second thought.

With sleepers, cloning, and cryo, you don't even need to know chemistry most of the time.

I wish healing people was harder, it only gets fun when everyone is dying

>>154653479
I don't need to take sass from a glorified door opener

SS13 Job Rating Guide

>Patrician
Security
Assistants

>Get shit done
Engineering
Mining

>I'm doing something else in the background
Atmos
Cyborg
Robotics

>Why doesn't anyone listen to me
Mechanic
Scientists
Traders
Head Roles

>Let me get that door for you
AI
Medical

>>154653862
Security is glorious
I just wish more antags went loud, stealthniggers are no fun
that and recently no one can handle any degree of greytide without AHELP: PLS BALID IM BEING GRIFF SOMEON FART ON ME??????? BAN NOW!!
Like seriously greytide makes sec's job better especially when people report the tide

>>154653330
>get shot
>internal bleeding/normal bleeding
>die
hmm really makes me think

>>154653862
>assistant
>patrician

Your entire list is wrong, lemme fix that for ya pal

>station can't live without them
medical
engineering
security
silicons
service

>don't actually do their jobs
atmos
head roles
mechanics

>glorified assistants
scientists
roboticists
cargo
mining
clown
mime

>cancer
assistants

>>154654180

>station can't live without them
>medical

You tripped on the starting line familian

>>154654180
Shit list, faggot

>>154654251
have fun living without medical to help every time a greytide shitters shocks themselves, a miner gets fucked by a goliath, a sec officer gets pranked too hard, or any other situation which occurs every couple minutes and requires medical assistamce

>>154653479
>Xenoarch
Yeah doing it improperly is piss easy
>Mining
It's about knowing where to dig and bringing good materials early
Also you have to be careful to not die to goliaths or get tricky pricked on an entirely different z level
>Engineering
If it was that easy people wouldn't just set up the singulo or AME
Why don't you go set up a SME or RUST engine while shitting out a few autismwatts and not delaminating it?
>Botany
Gotta maintain exotic seeds dude

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i did a comic about everyone's favorite bus

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>>154654171
>still trying to shill the broken bleed code we've put up with for years is a 'feature'

>>154654349
Anyone can do medical. It's honestly at its best when there's no doctors and it's just a single assistant running things

>>154654349
As long as there's only two panes of glass and a grille between me and a chem dispensor I'll be just fine

>>154652082
Self-shill here until people recognize you.

BAY
MED
WHEN?

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>>154654251
>station can live without cloning and surgery
>>154654474
>>154654501
>implyign anyone is actually going to bother stocking medical except medical

lmao have fun with your burst lung inflamed appendix and bone chips from ZAS slamming your skull into the wall with no pills to self medicate with, faggots

>>154654317
stay mad, assistant/glorified assistant

>>154654357
>improperly
laffing
>mining
>difficult
laffing more, fighting goliaths isn't hard and only braindead retards can't figure out to dig in the asteroid field on the west
>engi is hard
laffing my sides off now
literally all the SME is is a glorified set of pipes and thermal plates/HE pipes
>BOTANY
>HARD
HAHahahahhaahAhhaahahahAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>154653479
>Xenobio requires thought
Lol, this is what xenobio babies actually delude themselves to believe.

>>154654395
>that diona
cute as fuck

>>154649946
No, but Celt is literally trying to implement shitting.

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reminder that vox can also use regular human internal masks as well.

>>154654667
>order medical crate
>doctors are now almost entirely useless

>>154654667
>Mining
>Dude just go west
Gonna miss out on vaults in the main land though
>SME
its about autisiming to get a lot autismwatts not just "lol gotta just slap on a few H/E pipes and vents and shit"
>Botany
Never said it was hard but you dont just ooga booga press button

quak

wow I had such a fun time serving the duck lord, thanks admins

>>154655198
>mining
>vaults
oh boy, useless dogshit and a meme vehicle

>sme
No, that is how most people play
The base required however is so easy a retard can do it
>botany
It literally is just pressing buttons in response to colorful lights coming on. It's so easy an ape could do it.

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>when my husbando hugs me

>>154655357
>meme vehicle
>all access
>infinite jetpack
okay

>>154655402
Who is it, anon?
If it's my husbando, i'm going to gut you

Why does the cargo jumpsuit in the character preview look different from the IC one

>>154655515
you're husbando is most likely a shit

>>154655357
>Useless dogshit and meme vehicle
energy cutlass Ddrill ripleys and bluespace tomatoes for botany can appear
"Meme"vehicle gives you all access and all you have to worry about is shitcurity and welder tanks
>SME
Some builds can lead to delamination if you push it too much
>Botany
EXOTIC SEEDS other than that ooga

name one upside to wizard rounds not ending on death

>>154656348
people interested in things besides valids don't get screwed over

admins might send more wizards or other antags

>>154656448
So now wizard will just be a 5-10 minute annoyance and then extended until the admins are forced to press all the buttons?
sounds pretty fucking stupid

>>154656348
none

>>154656348
There isn't one
No one's going to touch antag datums anyway so it's not going to change.

>>154656562
so now people have more than one 5 minute run a month to learn how to get good at wizard if the admins feel like giving them another go

>>154656348
Mindswap is more viable

>>154656641
>if the admins feel like giving them another go
What bitch server have you been playing on?

>>154656732
that depends, where have you been the past few days?

>xenobio
Autistic RNG Job + Hatesex with golden core mobs while lings wait to ambush you from maint
>xenoarch
Autistic RNG Job + Hatesex with miners while traders break in your outpost and steal your chem dispenser
>mining
Literally just drill every single rock in the roid, shoot monsters and refine ore until you're the universe richest spessmen. Don't forget to taunt xenoarchs about heating loud pinchs and explode vox outpost with gibtonite for shit and giggles
>engineering/atmos
spend 20 minutes trying to set up a real engine while someone rigs the AME and loose the singulo or spend your whole shift patching up the station from welderbombs/windowbreaking. Always wire the engines directly to the grid to help silicons and husk retarded people without yellow glubs
>botany
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>154656989
you can fix everything with just the cloner

>>154652345
>detective
>insignificant

I disagree but understand your opinion

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>>154656348
- no way to know it's ragin mages until you witness more wizards
- no way to know if the wizard mindswapped into somebody after killing him
- xenobiologists, virologists, engineers, chefs and botanists are no longer forced to validhunt or suicide when somebody yells "WIZARD" on the radio
- no 10 minute rounds because the wizard killed himself with a fireball
- etc

what are you going to bitch at next, rounds not ending when all the traitors are dead? wtf mate

>>154652915
Harvey is mine, MINE!

>>154657190
>not being weighted by the responsability of arresting shitters
>not having to be a tight-assed no fun faggot
>free access to security gear to protect yourself and the crew when shit hits the fan
>can't get drunk
>invetigations can be a lot of funnier if there is a trial going on

>>154657405
those are all negatives

>>154657673
Retards please leave

>>154657750
hi polaris

>chef that only deep fries whatever plants get into his fridge
>botanist that only grows weed
I don't know which is worse

>>154657867
>just deep frying all the weed

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>>154657867
>go to kitchen
>the only food is deep fried weed

>>154657867
they are equally bad and part of the vicious cycle of kitchen

chef starts deepfrying everything every round, good botanists get tired of that shit and leave for greener pastures, shitty chef leaves because borednao, good chef comes around, shitty botanists take over the place and only grow weed, good chef leaves, shitty botanists leave because borednao, good botanists are slow on the uptake and join botany to work with the now gone good-chef, and the cycle repeats itself.

>>154658135
Growing only weed should make sec arrest you and brig for 5 minutes.

Recommend me anime.

>>154658254
parasyte

>>154658254
mob psycho 100

>>154658254
Wings of Honneamise

best space anime ever

>>154658242
growing weed period should count as a crime under space law

give sec something to do aside from fuck around with greytide
drug stings when

>>154658427
>growing weed period should count as a crime under space law
Eh, maybe growing it in large amounts, let them have one or two trays of it max, since you can extract beneficial chems from it and make medical bars as chef, anything more and they get the batoning.

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>>154658254
hero academy
one punch man
osomatsu-san
steven universe

Recommend me science fiction books.

>>154658619
A scanner darkly

>>154658619
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

>>154657190


>>154657465
this

if you play detective you can RP, have fun and not need to change shitters around the station
if you run around the station chasing the clown with a stun baton you will never be a waifu.
i forgot to mention warden though, it's also a good waifu role as long as you never leave the brig and can take care of people while shitcurity has already done the dirty work

>>154659245
You'll never be a detective waifu anyway.

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>I wanna be a waifu

>>154659501
no you don't

>>154659572
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you)

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>>154658619
Gundam Sentinel Light Novel:

A.L.I.C.E. was an AI designed to replace a human pilot, however she was designed to learn through experience in a similar, albeit more complete and accelerated manner than that of a human. In order to facilitate this and evoke the most dramatic results she was programmed to respond in a human way to that pilot much as if they were the only other being that existed in the universe and absolutely the only one that she would have direct contact with. For this reason, and to implement a stronger system it was decided that she would have a female personality and be equipped with a male pilot. He would fulfill all the roles in life that she would need, initially as a father, then as she grew older he would act as a trusted friend, and ultimately as a lover.

A.L.I.C.E. was cruelly forsaken to eternal loneliness in this manner as it was decided that love is transitory if left to blossom and that if there were a mutual affection between her and her pilot it would end as one or the other (most likely him) had these feelings pass and moved on. In order to facilitate the maximum performance possible it was decided that A.L.I.C.E.'s love must be unrequitted and so it was decided that her existence be kept secret, especially to her pilot.

Once activated, A.L.I.C.E.'s character grows as she attempts to rapidly process and analyze the data around her. Initially she reacts by trying to follow the attitudes and opinions of her pilot, then as his logic continues to be irrational and replete with contradiction she is thrown into confusion. By the end of the story she has decided to assert her own will as her own independent person. She feels gratitude, affection and loyalty to the pilots that she was involved with, but does not feel obligated to follow their orders. In her last act she sacrifices her memory, and ultimately existence in order to save the three that were in the combined frame of her MSA-0011 S Gundam.

>>154658619
2001 series, nothing like the movies.

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>Die because I'm bad
>Paramedic hides my body in medbay
>Wizman finds it and clones me
>I die after being cloned because fired from wizland
>Defibed
>It works but I die instantly after
>It keeps happening
>People keep walking through medbay and trying to revive me
>Managed to be more antagonizing while dead than I was when I was alive
l m a o

>>154659428
because i'm already not gay

>>154659824
welp now I know why I can't clone other wizzys

>>154659824
what you were a wizard? you had your regular name i've seen you around with so i thought you were a player, i'm so mad at you.

>>154650638
holy shit this is gold

>>154656989
>Lings ambushing from maint
Literally never happens, usually antags come through the access which you should have to cycle externally. If it's not the RD, ricky, or felicity/Ashe assume they're antag and prepare to fight

>>154659824
>lmao in IC
ban he forever please and thank you

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>>154657867
>Eat whatever the chef puts out
>0 nutriment

>>154660468
ghost chat is ooc you retard

>>154660318
Fuck off

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>>154658254
Legend of the Galactic Heroes

>>154660468
Make a ban request, it'll never be known by admins otherwise

From the termed ban appeal
>I think every encounter I've had with you has been negative.
>sawbones

Is this nigga serious? As a non antag player he constantly breaks space law and acts like a total shitter. This is in addition to the massive power gaming and valid hunting.

How can I be a better atmos tech, /ss13g/? At the beginning of the shift I:

- Extend waste through space with h/e pipes (or 4-way manifolds + plates if I'm not lazy)
- Create an optional high pressure air mix to distro line that uses 5 volume pumps
- Build a two-stage cooler that is linked through the mix loop instead of the plasma tank, for cooling any gasses also so not just any chucklefuck can get cold plasma.


>>154658254
O u t l a w s t a r

>>154661205
oh no you just talked bad about the funkgin sawbnobs, time for everyone and their mother to pile on you to defend their shitter metafriend

>>154659712
>pAI slot for mechs never
>pAI controlling mechs never
>holopAIs never
>pAI buffs never

>>154661240
Distro doesn't need high pressure just the right pressure

>>154661406
When
You
Code
It

>>154660148
the best part is that chris smithyman IS mr pain's name

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>Station Holomaps are in

Taxi back when?

>>154661438
What is the right pressure at any given time? I was under the impression that it was good to have a high pressure line in case you need to rapidly repressurize an area.

Outside of my setup, I also usually set up the AME because engineering ignores it.

What else should I be doing in general?

>>154662071
Hopefully never.
Are holomaps generated the same way other minimaps are?

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>this is MrPain

>>154662285
At a constant one atmosphere the pipes should be fine and still wrench able.

>>154662718
So, your solution to any depressurized area would be to manually re pressurize with pump/canisters/etc?
Wait, does over pressurizing distro even make the vents pressurize quicker? I assume you want distro wrench-able so you can hook up more vents to pressurize and area quicker?

>>154661205
Did you even read what he said? I'm not trying to meta friend sawbones but there's a difference from what he does and what termed does

>>154659997
I was confused as well

Nick

I want to hug Emilia

Italus did nothing wrong

liltiptop

Niggly

pomf?

>>154661406
>pAI-controlled mechs
>superborgs with no laws


great idea

RAMBLING
MANIAC.

>>154663513
who

>>154663402
>>154663403
>>154663513
>>154663521
>>154663617
>>154663661
>>154663960
>>154664019
who

>>154663875
We have posibrain mechs and borgs.

>>154664095
oh that's JustSumGuy

waifus. Need a waifu for every job slot. Please give list.

>>154664302
Medical Intern: Sawbones
Security Cadet: Nevill Bamshoot

>>154663875
They still have their directives, posimechs are worse and they work just finebesides they need a babysitter to help them to do anything useful

Is it possible to build advanced airlocks akin to the one in the TEG burnroom on box? I'd like to try making a N2 Voxroom out of the vacant office.

Who's your adminfu?

>>154664709
the friggy froo sawboo

>>154664709
I think DragonBro and Probe are pretty neat

>>154664683
You need an advanced airlock control board, a multitool, and an RPD.

>>154664683
yes. You will need a advanced door control from R&D and a lot of multi tooling those airlocks and such. Its probably easier just to make a normal airlock with the door timers shortend and balancing it our with extra scrubbers set to scrub 02

>>154664709
BawSones

Can someone explain Lifeweb to me?

can someone explain why cross-linking is frowned upon here and only here on /vg/??

>>154664709
Hiroshima

>>154665245
Different cultures between different servers

>>154664683
>>154664985
you could also just use 2 windoors, like the Atmospherics Monitoring room entrance, near engineering.

Can someone make the server good again?

>>154666079
okay give me five minutes

>>154666079
Unironically what are some ideas to improve the server

>that sec officer torturing some poor trader

What the fuck did the birb do to deserve that

>>154666323
Remove Killette and all the waifus.

>>154664709
Elim if he ever comes back
Prove if he ever comes back

>>154666323
tacos

>>154663403
emilia has already been proven to be an unrobust newfag.

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>>154666323

>>154666323
>ban the retards who act like kids in OOC
That'd be a start

>>154666358
he was a birb unrobust enough to get caught by sec

Axel who are solid detectives?

>>154666426
>only femboys

so you want literal fag doctors wandering around in dresses and long hair then

>>154666323
Well it would be great if the people who self-shill and shill static namers would calm down a bit
Static namers shouldn't be such a deal, being for the metagrudge or the metafriend shit

Also remove Killete

>>154666358
Traders are absolute faggots and should be killed as soon as they set foot in any station property

>>154666507
shit

I forgot that's why I stopped playing medbay in the first place

>>154666507
Femenine clothes is so fucking stupid in this game
Generic genderless jumpsuits and clothes was good enough
Its not like any clothes looks that good anyway

>>154666571
>wants femboys
>doesn't like femboys

i don't like faggy shits either but you seem kinda tarded there feller

>>154666742
I want femboys just not in medbay

always with the sluts spreading their germs all over everything in medbay

>>154662285
if the pressure difference between the environment and a pipe is higher than 2 atmospheres, you need a socket wrench to dismantle the pipe.
1 atmosphere = 101.3 kpa
this mean that, ideally, pipes should be at around 304 kpa at max, because silicons or other people couldn't disassemble pipes if they have a higher pressure (they usually don't have a socket wrench), and is not convenient to carry a socket wrench with you (they don't fit toolbelts or backpacks); usually i replace the 2 gas pumps on the distro entrance with 1 digital valve, then i add an automation on the automation console to open the valve when the distro pressure goes lower than 120 kpa, so the distro refills instantly going above 120 kpa (i choose 120 kpa because the valve is not precise when the pressure in the pipe is high, setting it to 120 kpa usually let the pressure go up to 200-250 kpa).
by the way the need of disassembling the distro pipes rarely happens, so if you don't know what to do or you're just in hurry, just put the gas pumps to their max pressure (this way they're also faster) or replace them with a volume pump.

FEMBOIPUSSI XDDDD
SO MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE GAY LESBIANS AMIRITE BROS

>>154666948
at least most of the time they arent passive aggressive cunts who think sarcasm can make up an entire personality

>>154666323
TV people ported
Celt fixing bugs is already happening
Removing a bit of RNG from genetics xenobio and xenoarch
A thank you card to pomf
SOCA rule 0 deadminned
ERP allowed if it's funny

>>154667063
That's literally Niggly, who plays as a 'femboy'

>>154667294
readhing comprehension familia

i said most of the time

>>154667097
>erp allowed if its funny
yea cause
Rowan Leaf grits his teeth down, channeling all of his might into his elongated pecker, making it grow EXPONENTIALLY UNTIL IT GOES ACROSS THE BOTANY LAB, RIGHT UP HIS COWORKERS ASSHOLE

>>154667354
that's pretty funny

>>154666405
How?

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>>154667346
>readhing

>>154667097
>Celt fixing bugs is already happening
l m a o

>>154667354
I'm going to use that during purge day

around queers, watch your rear

i'm looking at you, celt

Did they really need to place these ugly ass map things every ten feet

>>154668119
Celt went and fucked with someone from 8gag on England, beware

oi go make a replacement for https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11787#issuecomment-246749119

Emilia tries hard to learn and gives it her all. I teach her things whenever I can.

She is cute. CUTE!

I don't want to static name or play a girl anymore, but I don't want to lose friends I've made. I feel conflicted.

>>154670773
people will recognize you by your silly hair.

>>154670904
I'd want to change my appearance too.. So I have no commitments or reputation.

>>154670773
>I don't want to static name
and
>I don't want to lose friends I've made

Are difficult to mix.

Lots of people static name on the server without issues. If you feel like you've made real friends I'm sure they would understand why you'd want to change names if you tell them.

You can find ways to inform the people you trust most of your new identity.

>>154670773
>make friends with someone
>they always visit your department
>go on adventures together when the round is slow
>dress the same
>try to save eachother if possible
>change my appearance for one game
>they beat you to death in maintenance

it's invigorating more than anything

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>>154670773
>made more enemies than friends on my staticname
and even then, the only people that would be friendly to me are greytides or waifus which both are backstabby as fuck

I accept it, I like ss13 hardmode

>>154671341
>>154671848
I don't want them to know. I want a break from adventures with friend, but I don't want to loose them as a friend. I do this in real life too, I can't seem to maintain close relationships...

Your favorite job and why

>>154672315
Engineering and it's comfy. I get a huge department and I can just set up the engines and then sit back and chill until stuff happens, then I get to just wander around fixing stuff. Very little player interaction and if anyone breaks into my department they probably have very malicious intentions so I can just beat them to death.

>>154667495
they're just shit. it's a fact. watch her play sometime and it's obvious.

>>154672315
Cargonia and it's comfy. I get a huge department and I can just set up the store and then sit back and chill until people want to order or buy shit, then I get to just wander to the delivery office to send the crate to their department, or drag it into the lobby. Very little player interaction and if anyone breaks into my department they probably have very malicious intentions so I can just beat them to death.

>>154672315
Mechanics
It's assistant+

>>154672315
xenobio because I can shit out phazon and banananium for the clown
Also laugh when people run away from non hostile mobs
It's nice phazing through maint for valids or murdering everyone with it when antag.
I also like sometimes supplying pets and food/drink grenades

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>>154672315
Medical.
I feel as though I am atoning for my sins of greytidings past when I suffer for the better of others.
I also enjoy genuinely helping people and knowing that I helped others makes me feel real good right in the heart.

I'm bored out of Emilia and Surfer.


Any brand new waifus?

>>154673428
Julia Brandt new?

>>154672261
Just tell 'em you're burning out a bit and want to experience that fresh solo spess game. Constant contact isn't a requirement for friendship. Dropping off somebody's radar for a month or more and then popping back up one day won't make them hate you, it'll make them happy to see you again.

You just gotta push past that "I haven't talked to this guy in so long, surely he wants nothing to do with me" feeling that stops you from reconnecting, because it's wrong.

>>154672261

I can imagine why you would be having problems with playing a statically named girl on this serb.

In regards to leaving the people you are friends with--I'm assuming you mean not interacting with them in ss13? I can't really understand the reasoning behind that without you going into it (don't here) but if that's the case then you really only have one choice.

You -need- straight up tell them what your concerns are and why, as well as what you plan to do. Be blunt and don't beat around the bush--if you really consider them friends then they deserve to know the truth.

Maybe you'll have a conversation about it, maybe you will all find a solution that's best for everyone, or maybe you'll have to go ahead with your plans. Regardless, If you wish to remain friends, TELL THEM THAT. Find a way to remain in contact outside the game (anonymously or not).


I'm similar to you re:being distant with real friends. I am more than happy to not communicate with them for days or weeks and instead play spess with randos. Some of them are similar as well. Fortunately for me, my friends and I understand each other because we talk about it frequently.

>inb4 blogstation13

>>154672315

Medical

Because when I first played as a doctor, I was bad at it, and people said in thread and ooc what a shit doctor I was.

So I decided "Fuck them" and became a good doctor.

>>154672315
Mechanics although I feel it's a copout answer because it can be literally everything.

>>154673479
she's never coming back

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>tfw permabanned for force-feeding people roburgers and mommi spaghetti
n-not like i wanted to play on this server or anything!

what's the job you feel lets you get away with valids the most
what's the job you feel is the hardest to score valids in

>>154672261
Add them on byond or discord

>>154674136
Also, reasoning being you have fewer direct responsibilities of engineering (but still most of the access to pick up after their incompetent asses), while being able and expected to spend your time making cool shit.

>>154674154
it'd have just been a temp ban if you came up with a better meme response to admin PMs

>>154674154
you're the idiot who went 'no admins time to ICK OCK' and then did earlier, aren't you? i'm glad you're gone.

>>154674154
>Tfw got a note for feeding a dude advance slime toxin on accident because the plant didn't have the question mark at the end

>>154674142
good

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>>154672315
Security, sees the most action, the safety of the station depends solely on how perceptive and robust you are.
Arresting shitters is glorious, and nothing beats fighting for nanotrasen during rev, and for the world as you know it during cult.
Sec lets me feel like a superhero, with boring arcs and god tier arcs of story depending on the round

>tfw ickockd incredibly minorly seconds before the shuttle got to centcomm
>got boinked with a warning
>no 15 min meme ban
>too afraid to ask if I have a note

>>154674610
"""""""She""""""" is on a new ckey now

>>154673894
I don't have concerns. I'm just lazy and it is stressful to maintain relationships with people. I don't want to be like this and I want to make close friends and out of spess interactions like Morena. I get mad at people like her, who can just charm and make friends like ths t And maintain and be liked

>>154663875
>superborgs with no laws
Still beholden to their owner.

what happened to that doomlike ss13 clone?

>>154674783
Reminder that they are now on the ckey Relegated.
Continue to bully him.

>>154675148
It wasn't Doom-like, it was actually in the Doom engine
And as far as I know it's still being worked on

>>154675148
Same thing that happens to literally ever other attempt to port ss13.

>Megurine Luka as HoS

Where'd the rest of the dream team ;_____;

Whenever I see surfer girl and Emilia running around I get jealous

>>154675217
>it was actually in the Doom engine
What's the fucking point of porting an ancient engine game to another ancient engine
jesus christ

>>154675296
Of surfer or emilia?

>>154675148
It's still alive.
Unlike all the reddit clones this one is not just sprites on another engine for showing off, it has mechanics on it

Last time anything from it was posted here Autisto Sperguson said that the test map had no features and the dummies being shot to test guns were harmless.

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>>154674762
>tfw too afraid too ask for notes at all

>>154666323
No static naming (et al).

>>154675890
>tfw know all my notes
Then again there's like 2 of them in 4 fucking years of playing

>>154674806
There's no reason to be mad at me anon, I'm not as good at it as people claim I am.

>>154675165
what no I'm relegated and I am not that person

>tfw 3 bans and like 3 notes in 9 months of playing
one of the bans was bullshit though

>>154674806
What does 'close' friends mean to you, exactly?

Friendship is a two way street. If you think it's too much effort to maintain the relationship as is, then actually say something to them. They will understand you. It doesn't have to be a huge complicated thing. If you just want casual reliable spess fun without the stuff that comes with having an (un)popular static then I'm sure they'll be ok with it.

If you are who I think you are, you should know that not everyone hates you and you shouldn't think that will change by being honest with them.

>>154676246
Provide proofs.

>>154676581
How?!

>>154676317
I don't know who you think I am. I like to have friends, but I freak and stress over having then too, because I have so few.
>>154676184
You have no reason to identify yourself but you do, because you want attention so fucking bad.

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>>154675890
>tfw know all my notes because people used to post it all the time to make fun of me

>>154676634
Have pomf post your notes in the thread.
You have one single note added by JustSumGuy that was added as soon as you joined the game.
Since then Morena has not logged in once.

>>154676705
post'em

>tfw 3 of my notes are admins bullying me

Post underrated-goodmins

>>154677426
SerWin-pppppfffttHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T EVEN FINISH IT

>>154677426
cumonjunk
Cpt blew my whole wad

>>154676686
So you're scared to make a change because you are afraid that doing so will lose you the few friends you have, but doing nothing is also a poor choice because you want some space in addition to getting rid of your current name?

If they bail on you because of a reason like that, then they were you really friends to begin with?

I like Shimakaze as well.

>>154677426
THE FRIGGIN SAWBONES

>>154676686
I posted because you name dropped me, making some stupid claim about me which is just untrue.

>>154677426
There are no goodmins only badmins and lessbadmins.

>>154677960
Bad min

>>154662369
They are generated just like deathsquad minimaps. They use some of their code in fact.

>>154678014
>misread lessbadmins as lesbmins
List the top three carpet munching mins.

>>154677803
I feel stressed when I'm with friends and lonely when I'm not. I don't know what metaphysical stuff you talk about . Also I don't know who you think I am still.
>>154678003
Didn't you say you're tired of all the drama and just want to play spess? Just ignore! Oh but you can't, because then you might lose attention.

>>154678139
1 Hy
2 un
3 Ae

>>154678318
>tfw they'll never notice you

>>154678396
Make them notice you fucking losers

>>154678318
>almost got raped by hyun in the purge
I'm glad a mommi showed to plasmaflood everything

Fucking kill yourselves

>>154675362
doom engine is older, more capable, open source, full of useful features and the port is not to escape Byond.

>>154674806
Allow me to drop you a little hint that is the method behind their success.
They do a lot of ERPing and sexual favors for people. Anytime you speak with them he will start talking lewd.

>>154676789
why do you know how many notes I have and who added them? if you have that info why do you need the content of my notes in public, why not just ask justsumguy if I'm Morena?

>>154678396
Why would you want Deadpool to notice you?
He's disgusting,

>>154678237
Stop posting shit about me and I'll stop replying to you? I'm sure you'd love to have lies spread about you with your name attached.

Do you feel a sense of camaraderie for your fellow sec officers?

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>>154678619
>old doom engine
>designed for something as syncing a huge space station between 200 players
>the port is not to escape byond
dropped

Mustard "Soft on shitters" Tiger

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>>154678629
>tfw unironically friend with morena.
>they keep on slipping in semi lewd things into our conversations.
> "woops"
>tell him to stop frequently
>continues anyways.

>>154675295
I'm working senpai

>>154678632
JustSumGuy post Relegated's notes so we can get to the bottom of this.

>>154679086
work on hanging yourself

>>154679156
I am someone who has played here before but not some mouse eating bitch, and I was less than memorable I swear to you.

>>154679036
they do it to me too, and I'm gay.

>>154675362
Because the combat and multiplayer engine's already done. It even comes with a free map builder

But it's all totally new guys :^)

YAHIR I'M SORRY YOU AND THAT OTHER DUDE GOT SPACED BECAUSE OF ME I'M SORRY

Do we have memorable shitters still playing, or did they all get banned?

>>154678876
Better than
Ser "you bashed a person Into critwho sprinted into Xenobio during a wiz round and shot tasers at you wordlessly then called Borgs to pick him up for medical help that's nonantag murder" wind

>>154675362
>>154678761
You underestimate the power of John Carmack.

>stun the changeling
>run past him to ask officers for cuffs
>get deathstung

I should have just lasered the thing but I wasn't entirely sure

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>janitors using the mop and bucket again

That'll be 15 plus tip

>>154678702
A)people do. You just don't know it because I'm a normal person who doesn't respond.
B)I completed you on your charm you retard. You're just so desperate to turn everything into an attack because You want attention


Also ending a normal sentence with a question mark is the sure sign of a shitter