/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Who''s you're husbando?

>>154549142
>>>/soc/

I want to ___ ___!

anything better than discovering your waifu by drilling inside their brain as a borer?

>>154549396
Having a waifu that thinks you're as great as you think they are?

>>154549395
fuck your mother

>>154550792
sounds gay

Megurine Luka!
Caleigh Stall!
Trinity Prewitt!
Naomi Williams!

no longer play, the dream is dead.

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>chemist shooting people with imped
>putting it in all the food
>worst of all, cluttering the fridge with chem bottles
>not antag

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>>154553345
Im so glad i got to laser his face off and have him borged.
Make sure to make a report.

Where the fuck was the mime though

>>154553345
surely you ahelped it right

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>want to work in spess
>have to go to real job in not spess
it hurts

>>154553640
Working in spess would be scary man.
You're with like five people max for months in a cramped metal box with tons of delicate equipment surrounded by absolutely nothing for miles.
Plus using the bathroom in zero-g would probably suck too.

>come back after a few months
>I'm rule 0 banned
wew

should I dig through logs to find out what happened after I gave up on my vox ban and left or will someone fill me in?

t. memeclepe

>>154553847
probably because you got shitposted about so much dude

>>154553847
Just appeal it bruh
Fake how bad you feel about whatever you've done, without giving any real points, nor mentioning what you've actually done, say sorry a couple of times and it'll be done

>>154554847
you seem jaded anon

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&p=14862#p14862

>>154553051
Luka was on today.

>>154555914
Caleigh hasn't been on in weeks
Trinity plays robotocist now
Naomi hardly plays detective when they do play.

They're back!

:3 hi!

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>that one ai who didn't allow killing of xenos because killing is eviler than anything else

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>>154553051
RIP

>>154558181
Are you referring to the round from like two days ago?

>okay i'm bored i want to be an antag CALL THE SHUTTLE NEW ROUND

>>154559980
Real talk here, putting antag on a pedestal like so many people do is the first step to becoming an unhappy spessman.

are the warnings when calling the shuttle just for show or does anyone ever get consequences for calling the shuttle for no reason?

>>154560293
Depends on how the admins feel, but if you're being a comdom about it you might get catbeasted.

>>154560293
Admins can recall the shuttle on the crew's behalf if they don't think there's a good reason (or it interrupts their adminbus ) usually with a passive agressive responce that sounds like they have my chemical romance blasting at volume 11 in the background

Dragonbro can recall the shuttle when an antag calls it because if the crew can't stop an antag SOMEONE has to do it

>>154560293
i think if there's a shuttle call-recall battle, you can get gibbed by the admins, but that's it

>>154553640
>wanting to work in spess

I'm sorry, I don't see the appeal of working alongside autistic, psychotic faggots who're obsessed with hunting down and murdering people, where the risk of my workplace exploding is commonly accepted.

Although I'd definitely work at a place like Polaris or Bay, that I'd do.

>join
>evacuate
Good round.

>>154559980
>waaah people want a new round after two and a half hours, even the admins are bored and spamming shit, waaah I should just go back to bay where they cater to faggots like me!

>tfw no qt Vox gf

>>154560423
>Non-antag calls the shuttle 'I stubbed my toe'
>It gets recalled
>Antag calls the shuttle 'I stubbed my toe'
>Either it gets recalled like a non-antag's would, or it doesn't get recalled and now everyone knows the caller is an antag

Seems like it'd be a bad idea to make exceptions for antags calling the shuttle

>>154560293
If you call the shuttle for absolutely no reason and the rest of the crew doesn't want to leave then you're getting ding dong bannued.

If you call it for a minor reason or the situation is completely salvageable then the admins will recall the shuttle or fuck with you IC.

>>154560573
>I'm permabanned but I still shitpost

lmaoing @ your life

>>154560573
why would you want to end the round? it gets more fun as it goes on and people build shit. ss13 is not about being an antag or antaghunting
nor is it about fucking research lmao

>>154560659
I played last round, there was nothing to do. Everything I had wanted to do I finished in the first hour and a half of the round.

>>154560643
What went through your mind when you were making this post?

>>154560648
The winning move is to never call the shuttle no matter how bad things get

>>154560718
so come up with more things to do or go braindead

>>154560740
this, let the badmins send a rescue team/deathsquad

Why the hell is Deff not on the vote?

>>154560718
Jobchange to Miner, clean off the asteroid.

>>154560736
i think baybie faggots like you should fuck off back to your shithole where you cant even kill people, thats what i think

who is the most robustest

>>154560695
Have you ever played on /vg/ before? Nobody builds anything. The bare minimum gets done and then everyone fucks off to do nothing at all.

They're not seriously considering the removal of flavortext, right?

>>154561000
>wanting flavor shit

Fuck off Baybie faggot, /vg/ isn't for roleplaying faggotsl ike you. Go back to bay and stop shitting up the server with your fucking roleplay faggotry.

If i saw you in real life, i'd fucking punch your teeth out you faggot.

>>154560902
the guy with the chloral syringe gun > the guy with hulk > the guy with flashbangs > the guy with the most taser shots > the guy with his intent set to disarm

>>154560961
why do you play this game?

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>>154560606

>>154561068

>implying you have the muscle strength to do anything but repost copypasta

Low pop round = shit round

>>154561920
>wanting to play 60pop shitfest

lmao have fun with 30 minute rounds where absolutely nothing meaningful will ever happen

Wiz is always fun.

>termed actually posted a fucking appeal

Holy shit why
If there were ever a legitimate reason for rule0 to exist, it's for faggots like him. Literally all he does is fucking ruin rounds and the fun of anyone around him; he has zero (0) redeeming qualities and there is absolutely fucking no reason to unban someone like him. He managed to be a gigantic, round ruining faggot both as an antag and a nonantag.

>>154562456
Post that in his appeal then you fuck, nothing will come from whining here

>>154562456
Can't that shitter just play another game?

I mean the fag literally looks for bugs to exploit to gain an unfair advantage.

He's the scummiest of the scum.

>>154562556
>post that in his appeal

why? i'm just some literal who faggot who's opinion will go un-noticed and uncared for, there's no real point

>>154562640
Go for it, you're probably more respected than I am

t. another gigantic shitter

If you don't have a shit record they'll take you more seriously than me at least lol.

>>154562456
>both as an antag and a nonantag.
>nonantag
When?

>>154562556
>Post that in his appeal then you fuck, nothing will come from whining here
that's actually false, I already got banned once because people shitposted sufficiently about me in the thread

see discord drama back in the day

so go ahead and shitpost, whine and slander, make shit up all you can, it will work

>>154563067
>nonantag

Literally the biggest validhunting, powergaming cunt this side of Hippie. I get that valids are part of our culture and I have no problem with that, but he took it above and beyond, spending every waking moment of his rounds either gathering supplies for validhunts, or crawling maint looking for people he could murder. Along with that, he constantly looked for bugs to abuse to give him a leg up, and was overall a general fucking no-fun cunt who would turn a round into extended by the 15 minute mark.

And if he was an antag, no matter what he was, you could count on him plasmaflooding while sitting around in an atmos suit picking off anyone who didn't die from the purple snow, round, after round, after round. He also had a habit of recalling and extending rounds or simply not calling at all if there was a single soul left alive, and his wizard loadout was always shit that was a big 'fuck you' to anyone around him; usually statue and whatever else he could get.

tldr; He was a massive raging faggot who had no regard for the fun of anyone else and actually went out of his way to absolutely shit all over everyone else's round.

>>154563389
i get that you dont like the guy?

>>154563389
>tfw that applies to so many people on here

I know it sounds convoluted, but what if we have a dish washing system. If someone drinks from a glass or eats off a plate and the chef/bartender doesn't clean said glass/plate, the next person could be at risk of disease carrying over

I hate [insert Ckey here]

>>154564154
But food already spawns on new plates when they pop out of the magic microwave in most cases

There aren't a lot of people who use the bar/kitchen anyway - /vg/station doesn't need even more reasons to stick to vending machines than they already have.

>want to play vox
>don't want to wear breathing mask or helmet

>>154564441
Eat a hundred or so units of nitrogen at roundstart and you'll be mostly fine

>>154564441
Try not being a furry?

>>154564154
Honestly this suggestion isn't terrible, even if the specific example wouldn't work there really is a case to be made that there certain cases where jobs become close to useless and leave the person playing that job with nothing to do, which in turn creates situations where people start doing borderline antag shit.

>>154564441
Fairly certain you don't need the helmet/suit. I guess you could eat as much antitox as you can be bothered, but I imagine oxygen damages you faster than antitox heals.

>>154564441
Doesn't the nobreathe mutation help?

>>154560293
If admins see almost everyone but antags are dead and antags announce it over priority announcements or shuttle call they send a death squad

>>154564441
Ask science for advanced lungs or use your emergency but remember to refill it constantly

Any waifus with metal feet?

Asking for a friend

>>154565635
Reica carter but she's mine!

>>154564441
>could huff antitox constanly
>could get lungs from robo
>could play trader and don comfy gardening the whole time
>could ask atmos to make Vox lounge for you

>>154563583
T. newfag

>>154564441
Go to another server, no hugvox special snowflakes allowed

>>154565720
>Reica's cold metal feet will never massage your hot hard dick

Not even a footfag but damn..

>>154558781
Not sure where the idea of my eyes being green came from but it's not true!

>>154565946
>Implying atmos would filter a whole room of oxygen and make a whole new room as an airlock so that oxygen doesn't escape into the lounge
It's better to just ask science for advanced lungs
Remember that the vox trader armor is as good if not better than captains armor

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>HELL LOOP

>>154566751
they've done it for me before
if they are between projects, they are usually quite bored

>>154564895
Yes
>>154564795
It does, but only marginally. Take nitrogen and antitox if you REALLY don't want to ever wear the mask, but nitrogen alone is fine if you put on the mask for a few seconds every once in a while to give yourself time to heal.
(Nitrogen heals at the same rate as antitox but lasts 20 times longer, so it's much more manageable)

>>154564895
No. They still take toxin damage with it, if I remember correctly.

>>154568275
No they do not.

>>154568275
>>154568465
Nitrogen works as Vox inaprov, I think.
When they get popped out of the cloner, they get some nitrogen in them instead of inaprov.

>>154569171
Nitrogen for vox behaves as a combination of dexalin and antitox (minus the property of purging toxic reagents), except it lasts way longer per unit
There is no equivalent of inaprov for vox, though

>>154566751
>Vox trader armor better than Captain's Armor
I had a mime toolbox me the other day and it didn't even take my health meter off of 100.

>>154566751
DELETE THIS

>>154569794
I believe they're even stronger than the Head of Security's armor.

>>154569916
One time I shot it multiple times with an AC then a a few times with a laser cannon
He got up and ended ioning my mech later
I had to throw him off the escape shuttle to get rid of him

zas the apes race war now

>>154570426
Super hot fire

>>154569794
>>154569916
>>154570343
the armor is supposed to be for raiders which makes their armor nuke ops tier
giving it for free at roundstart to shitters is bad game balance

>>154569916
i shot a trader with a traitor revolver like 7 times

he died from bloodloss

>>154561146
I play to have fun, unlike you you stupid fucking faggot

>>154553051
Am I the only one who thinks that Luka is a really shit HoS

>>154570563
>Traitor revolver
Don't those decap in 4 hits?

>>154570841
no

>>154570859
crit in two ye

>>154553051
Am I the only one that thinks Stall is a really shit Warden?

I want to see Morena again! :(

>>154571176
She's on a new Ckey

t. Admin

>>154571176
>>154571286
I am indeed, you'll probably be able to fish me out because I still get stupidly angry, although I would rather you just left me alone.

>>154571286
I'll pay my remaining pomfcoins to know what their ckey is

>>154571768
Gef21

>>154571876
But I'm Gef21

>>154571745
isn't changing ckeys just admitting defeat?

>>154571876
STOP

>>154571876
DELETE THIS

>>154571932
I'm tired of all the posting, and it obviously wouldn't stop with me still playing visibly. It's been a good few days, don't ruin it.

>>154571910
>>154572000
>>154572080
Game is up Morena/Gef21

>>154572125
why don't you just not admit you're on a new ckey then

it's like you actually crave attention or something

>>154572125
You can't hide being a shitter
People will find out who you are very soon considering every one of your characters act exactly the same

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>>154571745
>>154572125
>>154572240

Morena's new ckey is Relegated. They play as Dakota Lester.

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>>154572209
If I was Morena then why did I make this and send it to him? checkmate

>>154565635
Emilia Davidson has a metal leg

>>154572368
That's not it. Morena random names now.

t. Morena Expert

>>154572240
Because obviously the admins don't care and have decided to out me anyway.

>>154572472
Nice false flagging.
>>154572545
Confirmed it anyways.

>>154572545
because someone saying "I'm an admin" on an anonymous website is concrete evidence

>>154572612
Yes it is
t.moot

>>154571745
Posts like this show how much she craves attention. I'm New, and so I'm saying this unbiased. It annoys me that every post of hers whines about how she gets angry and loses control. Why not do some thing about being a shitter instead of just crying about it.

Also no reason to reply to a post about your ckey if you keep getting "attacked., unless for attention.

I don't really know Morena,maybe she's a cool person, but Damn she's desperate for attention.

>>154572472
If you are a Morena expert then post his twitter
I dare you

>>154572368
>>154572595
No seriously, Relegated is another person.

Morena's is Ckey is different. I'm 100% sure Relegated isn't them.

>>154572779
>She
Morena's a pretty cool guy though and it's upsetting that they aren't on the Discord anymore

>>154572928
Like I said I dunno him. Thought was a girl for some reason. Maybe they're cool, but they gotta have some self control. I don't know him and they're already getting on my nerves ya know? Very annoying posts.

IM THE FRIGGEN SAWBONES

>>154572779
They were so desperate for attention that they erped with an admin, and then the admin's last erpbuddy because he was thread-famous.
Now he's erping with the headmin from /tg/ and a few different regular female static name players.
They are deep into DDLG and sissifcation.
I wouldn't be surprised if all these posts trying to tell people how cool they are belong to him.

I'm also the friggen sawbuns

NO I'M THE FRIGGEN SAWBONES

I'm not the friggen sawbones

jk

i'mmmmmmmmmm the buggin banbones

>tfw you're the friggen sawbones
is there a better feeling than this?

>>154573139
Ah, I see why people don't like him then. Kind of faggy. Thanks for the info bud.

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>wizard kills himself early on with a fireball while on his firebird
>grab his firebird and loot the armory so I can valid hunt more wizards when they show up
>run into a fueltank later and blow up before the other wizard shows up

>>154573285
Not being sawbones

>>154573285
Yes, that feeling when sawbones gets banned for being a horrible player.

>>154573139
>he
>erp
wait wait the fags erping are openly gaylords? i thought it was only lesbian sex ever

>>154573319
He even caused the admin to get removed from the admin team due to the entire incident.
All around garbage player who tries to kill you if you aren't one of his erp buddies.

>>154573327
you could have saved the station
maybe
probably not

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>>154573068

>>154573139
Aren't you talking about intigracy?

>>154573410
I might have

I've done it before

t. Medal of Honor recipient

>>154573327
Really fucked that up.
Just like everything you do.

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Ask me, The Friggen Sawbones, anything.

>>154573396
You're getting Morena confused with Ashley

>>154573509
literally who are you?

Stop talking about whorena and discuss new waifus like Emilia Davidson

>>154573467
Your Firebird wouldn't even work while I'm using the EMP spell.

butthurt assistants in 3...2...1....

>>154573509
can you ban yourself?

>>154573540
I'M THE FRIGGEN SAWBONES
>>154573610
yeah i can but

>>154573563
She is up and coming. Invest peolpe!

>>154573509
Stop spamming the thread just because your buttbuddy is being outed.
>>154573532
I am not.
She got ShiggyPiggy deadminned and is erping with Intigracy, Deadpoolj, Strawberrytan, and Jeanvoreman.

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hi my name is boris ask me anything

>>154573563
t.Emilia

Literally no one likes you

>>154573606
Go fuck yourself

>>154573681
Stop this at once! This is not true at all, do not buy the lies!

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>>154573665
YOU'RE THE FRIGGEN RETARD
lmao

>>154573681
Boris the blade?
Boris the bullet dodger?

>>154573665
Shame, I liked Recia as a characters.sucks that he's a fag who will fall for a slut

Also interesting how thread is suddenly spammed when Morena is shitalked. Wonder if that happens often

>>154573601
Don't need the firebird to kick a wizard's ass family

>>154573496
Can't get gud without fucking up nerd

>>154573665
>tfw erp with her once a week
>Not on the erp list

Feels good man

>>154573867
Strawberrytan has a boyfriend irl, they don't erp with morena.

>>154573867
STOP PERPETUATING DUMB THREAD DRAMA my friend

who gives a shit lmao

>>154573867
It always happens, it's what I want to avoid, these people had no reason to post all this stuff, yet they do.

>>154566751
I'd be happy to help Vox that ask, assuming I'm done with my setup at the beginning of the shift.

>>154573509
Hey look it's Morena's fucktoy

>>154573867
She has a lot of admin friends now that she joined the discord and whored herself out.

>people drama

Let's discuss the game instead. You have a muffin. You are the chemist - antag or not depending on your settings. What do you syringe the muffin with?

>>154574243
fuck off cunt, Sawbones is a corrupt piece of shit and is Morena's little bitch

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hi guys whats up!!!!

>>154574243
20/20 imped/mercury

>>154573563
>>154572471

Fuck off, she's mine.

>>154573687
Amelia pls go

>>154574046
If you're Morena, I don't know you, but I was wondering how you can justify being a slut as people accuse you of, and all that other nasty stuff?

Also if you don't want this to start, Why even identify yourself In the first place in the thread? Only for attention I s what I can think, ya know?

>>154574386
People shouldn't care about her, she has nothing going for her

>>154574475
Dude it's just a 2d spessman game
Look at your post and ask yourself what you're doing
Let the autism you're choking on go

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>>154574359
hey!

>>154574475
90% of what the thread posts is lies. If I wanted attention I could just as easily post about myself repeatedly like all the other 'waifus' do, but I don't. I just want people to understand that I'm sick of all of this and to leave it alone, because i'm pretty sure I'm not the only one. People don't know when to let go, I just want to enjoy playing space again.

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>>154574795

>>154574710
No autism here friend. I just keep seeing this drama and I'm curious about it.
>>154574795
I'm not asking about the other people, I'm asking about you dude. I think you've made yourself clear, If in a week of being here I've seen many of your posts detailing it.

Continuing to respond only fuels flames against you, and I don't mean to be presumptuous, but I'm pretty sure you already know it. Quit stressing yourself man. Attention is nice, but it's so much nicer to just chill.

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This belongs in every thread

>>154575258
all you really need is the first sentence

>>154574967
yeah I did some shitposting back when I was first playing, I stopped quickly. It's been months since then.
>>154575076
If you've only been here a week then I don't know what you think you know but it isn't anything near the truth. I haven't even been around very much in the last week or two.

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>>154575356
But you didn't.
You shitpost about Strawberrytan's character and your character all the time. You admitted that you do it for fun.

>>154574608
You metagrudge her because you don't like how her name is similar to yours. Having worked with both of you I'm not surprised she's getting more attention.

Please polyacid yourself at the beginning of shift, it would make everyone happier.

>>154575356
I know what people say about you, and I know what kind of posts you make. Also you've ignored the substance of my post completely, just saying. Just further shows to me you post what you do for attention, and don't want to admit it.

Presumably you'll eventually say "yes yes, I do it for attention I just can't help myself", to try to gain sympathy, but that's just a guess.

>>154575604
t.Emilia

>>154575258
>Disable /who
>Anonymize OOC
>Force randomname
It needs to happen.
Even if it's not permanent, at least long enough for waifufags to leave.

>>154575754
>>154575604
>>154574608
Emilia has a nice hairstyle, is kind, cozy to he around, funny, and makes every game fun. Doesn't matter if she's bartending, or engineering, it is fun to be around her. Plus she prints smut for the library.

>>154575795
>Force random name

I recognize my waifu on her hair not name!

>>154575493
I really don't post about Reica. One, tired night I shitpsoted the art I have and did some stupid posts and that was it, along with making Julia in that character creator thing. When I post in the thread I reply to people asking questions about the game, I just want to be helpful.
>>154575689
I honestly just don't care about what you're saying right now, you clearly don't know me and you're just trying to stir things.

>>154575904
I would have suggested random appearance as well, but I know most people on this server wouldn't be able to handle being randomly assigned to being black maturely.

>>154576051
It'd be pretty easy to make the appearance randomizer only make whites, I don't think people would object to that

Morena wouldn't be half as bad if not for Shiggy fucking her up when she first started.

>>154575961
"I-I ONLY SPAMMED MYSELF AND ERP BUDDIES THESE FEW TIMES!!! I PROMISE I DON'T DO IT EVERY THREAD!!!"

>>154575961
>I just want to be helpful
>I just want to play spess

Then quit bitching and quit replying to posts and fucking do it. Are you so dense you don't see the obvious solution to your problem? Oh, but it isn't a good solution, because then you won't be getting attention.

>>154575961
You and people like you are what is killing the server
The server is legitimately in decline right now, partially because of the rise of the Discord leading to the thread becoming even more shit
Partially because it's become a circlejerk of waifus and metafriends

>>154575076
>I've only been here a week but I'm so self important I'm going to spew shit all about the community and everyone has to take it

Go back to TG, we don't need fags like you

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>>154575961

>>154576283
>muh circlejerk is gone

You can always join the discord familia
No one's forcing you to stay here and shitpost alone on the thread

>>154576129
I have been for the last week, but one person decided to mention my name and a tonne of people got up in arms about it.

>>154576427
I don't WANT to circlejerk
I don't want to go to the Discord where everyone sucks sawbones' dick and makes plans to shitpost the thread
I want to play fucking spess without any of this shit affecting it, is that so bad?

>>154576457
>tonne of people

It's like two people at most

>>154576535
A lot of people don't like Morena.
They act whine and stamp their heels to their ERP buddies if you don't goosestep in line with them.
t.Admin

>>154576521
So stop coming to the thread if it's shit and just play the game?
You don't have to post here to play on /vg/station
A lot of players don't use 4chan

>>154576521
Pomf doesn't care, we'll have our way next server bro. The server of the non-circlejerkers.

hi i'm joey bonzo ama

>>154576647
I didn't know we had such bitchy admins who caught themself up in drama
t.Nuke

>>154576749
It's difficult to not get wrapped up in her drama when she has her lips wrapped around my cock
t.Intigracy

>>154576457
No one got up in arms until you identified yourself. Don't pretend to be an idiot. You knew what you we're doing by identifying yourself.
>>154576736
Which is that

>>154576742
Where's the link?

>It's an 'I'm so invested in my spessman that I'll be shit to other players who are more topical/popular than me' episode

Shame that the admins that enjoy the shitposting forget when to draw the line though

>>154576749
Who is Kammer for $500

>>154576872
Who cares?

Morena is "charming" enough to make friends and get influence, but degenerate to the point that he is an asshole and thinks he doesn't do wrong. I hate this combination.

>>154575878
Who the fuck is Emilia?

>>154575754
>it is literally impossible someone else noticed how shit I am

t. ( Y O U)

>>154576870
what link

>>154576051
get off your high horse

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>>154577003
Wew that's some pretty heavy delusion you got going on
Tell us all about your spessman's hard backstory too

>>154577161
The stream of you killing yourself

>>154577287
wow rude

>>154577227
are you saying his personal opinion of another person who he obviously has experience with is incorrect?

>>154577478
I'm saying your statement about their perspective is just as wrong as their opinion too

>>154577592
opinions are subjective, just as yours is

>>154577478
>who he obviously has experience with

Are you new to 4chan or the internet in general, or...?

t.President of South Korea

>>154577670
>just as yours are

ftfy
Let's hope your next exciting shitpost will be better than your grammar

>>154577819
autism

Reminder that the discord killed the thread which in consequence is killing the server and that sawbones started it all

>>154577932
No autism here friend. I just keep seeing this drama and I'm curious about it.

Does a Wiz have to use a teleport scroll to get to the station? What's the point of the Firebird if so?

>>154576405
I used to have that same username.

Players on folding beds should take slightly less damage from existing wounds desu, to encourage not leaving people on the floor.

>>154578117
Yeah let's just port bay med and bay hard suits and bay wizards and space ninjas and this server will be sooooo much better :^)

>>154577993
I hate Sawbones and even I agree with this.

Monkey defense is best defense

>>154578117
that's actually a pretty good idea

Managed to get all augs before we had to leave. Became a crippled pain-filled mess on the shuttle.

My dream of obtaining all possible augmentations including genetics and chemicals will never come true.

I asked for this, but it never came to fruition. Thanks everyone who participated.

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I enjoyed making the death engine, shame it didn't work.

>>154578351
Reminder that someone managed to do a four singulo engine once

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>people actually believe /vg/code is the only working code and every other codebase is 'broken'

>>154578351
Fuck off we have this every day.
Hope you get banned cunt.

>>154578416
/vg/code is a broken patchwork mess

>>154578183
Just cause you're not the first to come up with an idea doesn't mean it's a bad one anon.

what are all the nuances of bolas

like how do you get them to work consistently?

>>154576521
no one sucks my dick in the discord
you're a loose fuckin cannon

>>154578412
>being this new

The picture is of tools floating in space with their sprites replaced

>>154577993
THIS
WHY DID WE MAKE A KNOWN METAGAMER AN ADMIN

>>154578486
Hit people while they're moving

>>154578445
naw man, better to die getting succ by singuloose than die getting succ by vamps over the course of 4 hours

>>154578486
The code's broken atm so there's no point using them until they get fixed

>>154578530
I was just throwing a pair of bolas at a borg while it was moving at me, went past it like twice.

Is there a substantial failure rate, or does it depend if you actually click on their sprite to make it consistent?

>>154578525
>>154578412
Wasn't it fucking Weller?

I remember being online for at least a dual singulo.

>>154578645
You can't trip borgs, if you hit a player though then they will fall and you are free to fart on them then run away

>>154578713
You can actually stun borgs with bolas I am almost 100% sure

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Reminder that this happened
Someone post the others

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>>154578783

>>154578647
>Nick Weller does a meme engine again and fails

Nick, if you want to do actual insane engineering, at least does something that has a chance to work. I've devised a 4 shard + singulo engine that actually works, you can too.

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>>154578783
>Loose singulo as AI
>Somehow survive until round end

>>154577076

Emilia is great! Surfer and Emilia are the two new kids on the block. Emilia is a lot more relaxed and is pretty funny, while Surfer is the more uppity of the two. They both have a ton of potential and I plan on keeping them on the right path!

How do I be a good detective?

Please respond.

>>154579398
Don't act like a mini security officer. Investigate shit, give the information from the investigating to the security officers.

>>154579398
go undercover, get a grey jumpsuit and ask the HoP to set your ID name to assistant, get a sec channel chip on a normal headset and join the greytide, report the greytide as you work as a double agent

>>154579398
Is there any way to detonate the nuke in the vault?
In case shit goes horribly wrong and escape is not possible, like during blob or xeno mode/events. Or do you need an admin to be able to set it up?

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>tfw my waifu is the only reason I have to get out of bed in the morning

>>154579965
You can guess the code, although there's 99999 possible combinations, so good luck comrade.

And you still need the disk.

>>154579290
>greytides like shit
>relaxed

>>154579925
>channel chip
Where the fuck do I get these?

>>154579290
But surfer girl is retarded

>>154580189
screwdriver on headset.
each headset have a useless standard chip plus the department chip.

>>154548991
>>154578117

Make Medbay great again: The Feature

~ Make roller beds craftable, or available in a new cargo crate.
~ While strapped to a roller bed, occupants’s existing health and damage will deteriorate at 80% of the usual rate. New damage applied to an occupant will be unaffected by this.
+ New Item: IV Roller Bed (Crafted by iv drip + roller bed. Can be separated with a wrench.)
+ New Item: Chembag (Created by ChemMaster 3000, maximum ___ units)

- IV Roller Beds are not collapsable (they can not be held in hand), but they can still be folded and unfolded like regular roller beds.
- IV Roller Beds can have either a blood bag or chembag added to them. Blood bags and chembags will transfer their contents to the occupent of the bed (if strapped in) as if they are attached to an IV drip.
- Chembags are now craftable at the ChemMaster 3000. They can hold any mix of non-lethal chemicals in the machine’s buffer, up to the maximum of ___. The ChemMaster 3000’s safeties can be disabled via emag, allowing any chemicals to be placed into an chembag. (Not sure on this. Possibly any chemicals could go in from the beginning?)

>>154580662
Code it.

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>>154580165
>>154580308

Everyone starts rough, but that is why you get your hooks in them early so they are yours by the time they figure things out.

>Tfw want to test meme engines on the serve but don't want to get banned if it blows up
>Have to wait for engineering antag roll again

>>154579398
Everytime I play as detective I drink as much as I can and chat with the bartender

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Paul Karamazov

Anyone miss me?

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>>154579398
Throw people into TVs!

>>154579398
Shoot people with your revolver in front of the silicons

>>154581259
sorta

>>154580951
Keep yourself and your impure intentions away from Emilia. I'll fucking fight you.

I like Surfer as well but we don't interact as much as we should/

>>154581406
I knew it

The server isn't the same without my shittery

>>154581049

Go on the test serb, this is exactly the kind of thing it is for.

>tfw haven't ever been as popular as Emilia Davidson despite playing for months.

>>154581958
mostly average in pretty much every way

you have to stand out to be popular, but if you stand out in a bad way some people will hate you.

>>154582405
the nail that sticks out gets hammered down

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>>154581958
>play for 4 years
>for most of the time under one single static name, only changed recently
>never get any recognition ever
I'm fine with it, really.
You just have to keep in mind you're playing a fucking game about being a spessman on a spess staion you attention craving cockhole.

>>154582405
i hate everyone who stands out

I wish /vg/ wasn't so anti-erp. I want to make all the sexually frustrated boys horny and shoot loads of fun over me :3

>>154582871
same

>>154582871
ree you're ruining the server let me fix this by being a dick to everyone on /vg/station when I play

>>154582871

TWELVE DAYS

>>154579398
don't pick up a taser, baton, or handcuffs unless you absolutely have to(only sec member in an obvious attack)

>>154581259
literally who

>>154581958

>>154582537

one of these players has a female name, one does not
can you find the right answer?

I want to ruin Assistance Unit's delicate circuitry with my seed!

>>154582871
but it's not the point! why not go to a ERP community?

>>154583403
this is bad advice.

>>154583954
if you want to play as a security member with a scanner maybe. detectives are not for arresting and chasing shitters

>>154579398
Nab taser cuffs and maybe a police tape from sec lockers
You need the belt to carry all your ammo

>>154583403
>handcuffs
Every member of security should be carrying at least one pair on them at a time.

If shit goes down while you're investigating and you need to subdue someone, there isn't time to retreat and call for backup. Your revolver has stun bullets, so the argument could be made to not bring a taser, and POSSIBLY a baton, but cuffs are non negotiable.

>>154583229
I'm going to fuck one boy an hour for the whole day. It's going to be so fun to take their virginities.

>>154584428
>Revolver has stun bullets
I thought it was meant to be lethal?

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>>154584428
Even then, all heads except maybe RD and CMO should have, I could not tell you the amount of times I had to handcuff someone as the Captain or HoP and had to resort to just disposal them and letting him free, I always ask officers to bring me a spare handcuff whenever they can.

Been thinking to do a PR where it adds at least one pair of handcuffs in the bridge on box or on the head's lockers

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>>154581265
Oh my god
Traitor detective TV item when

>>154584862
It can be chambered with live rounds, but unless you are traitor and buy a conversion kit there is a chance for it to blow up. I'm fairly sure it starts with rubber bullets.

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>>154581265
>Want to do an Adachi detective gimmck
>someone has already done it

FUCK YOU

Post interesting murder ideas.

>>154585303
Slip-c4 in public

>>154585110
nihil novum in spatio

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>>154585110
>FUCK YOU
Shit, was it that obvious it was me?

>>154585303
>>154585401
Explody the C4 clown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3rH4zj7g74

>>154585303
C4 + Explosive implant self, choke target before you go off

>>154584936
Honestly, all heads should get a pair, considering that they are (potentially) high value targets. Left to themselves, they should have a chance of neutralizing a straight on (read: non surprise) threat.

>>154585478
My fav clown gimmick

hey, i'm on the test server and want to fuck around with the skipjack and nuke ops ship

any idea of how I could get to z 5 to do these things?

>>154585303
Removing brain, deepfrying and feeding it to the greytide.

>>154585593
i'm not sure, but it seems that there is only z1 on the test server; even the outpost research shuttle and mining shuttle are "out of order".

i can't understand why.

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>>154585473
only a dedicated adachi poster can be great (read:autistic) enough to play as him

I like you, but still FUCK YOU, I want to play as him as well ;_;

>>154585303
parapen two people, drag them to a secret room somewhere and leave them a piece of paper telling them how only one of them can live and that they must do something to the other in a way that their body is unrecoverable for them to escape or be released.

>>154585303
hannibal lecter
>surgeon
>apply anesthetics
>take their headset
>remove anesthetics
>start harvesting their organs as you tell them how to cook their organs with delicious flavor

>>154585738
>>154585593
additionally, you cant be an antagonist on the test server, and the nuke ops and raiders bases are not on z5.

>>154585303
Reroute all disposal pipes to the supermatter shard.

DED?

>>154584142
No but if they have nothing else to do then it's fine if they do that, and telling them not to pick up basic stun weaponry to defend themselves is fucking stupid.

>>154585303
Have a water drinking contest. Slip, force feed potassium pill.

Be paramedic. Find a way to get your autoinjector to have chloral in it or put it into a mislabeled syringe. Bring a stretcher to casualty. Load, then chloral under the guise of stabilizing them. Then have fun.

Reroute disposals into a welded, bolted, cameraless, and most importantly vented room (ideally with an RCD'd floor). Stun, rip mask off, throw down disposals.

Reroute disposals into a welded, bolted, cameraless, and most importantly room with a burning plasma in it.

Reroute disposals into a supermatter shard.

Dead?

dead serbian?

DED?

ded.

I think I know whose honking crashed it...

restarted game because i died sry guys

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>>154585783
This country town ain't big enough for the two of us, anon!

>tfw helping sec as a greytider

pretty fun desu

>stealth changeling
>non lethal run, only absorbed genomes from already dead people
>Speech: 100 my way out of situations and convince Captain to give me blueprints
>ded serb

I WANT MY GREENTEXT

>>154586151
who were you?

Knochen or whatever?

>>154586036
that green haired devil...

IT'S UP

>arrested because "AXEL HAS SEEN YOU STING THE CLOWN"
>there were 4-5 people in that room
>I used ranged deathsting so clown wasn't even near me
Bull fucking shit warden
Bull fucking shit HoS

>>154586059
Fuck off back to your own general and stop shitting up this one

>>154586240
Obacer Artorias

>>154585996

>most importantly room

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>>154586059
It's okay fellow adachiposter, I won't steal your gimmick or at least tell me your ckey so I can play him when you leave this shitty game

and ban you, posting best persona waifu

>>154586249
He is a slut

Favourite fetish?

Wondering for the purge aka erp day aka I'm going to rape you day.

>>154586293
thanks for being on my side when I was arrested by racist security

>>154586286

Clown here.

When asked, I told them I didn't know. I even thought Axel did it at first.

>>154586297
copy pasting is hard

>>154581958
I am not even popular