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Mainstream edition

Last thread >>154602727

>Latest Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749104703

>Official Website and Forums
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Backstory Comics
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>Wiki
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

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http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Social /owg/ Discord
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https://discord.gg/RV5YyjX

>The 36 Percent Club
http://amomentincrime.com/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet and Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4j0aosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1b8mK23DPa0

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QqTenp3s-YesFgb-CPI6yiPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
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>>154625009
REAL NEW THREAD
>>154624705
>>154624705
>>154624705
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hana song .
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Cutest and best pairing
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3mb filesize limit edition
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>>154624763

>implying you guys wouldnt clamor for a nazi mercy skin
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>>154624913
>Thunderbird Pharah
>Ultraviolet/T.Racer
>Mariachi Reaper

>Deadlock Torbjorn

>Undersea Winston

>Selecao/Striker Lucio
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>>154625084
>waifu thread
nah
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>>154625009
What the fuck. That's not even original to overwatch
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>>154625231
>the fuck is this gook doing smhtbhfam
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>>154625257
They actually mention it in the article
https://kotaku.com/overwatch-healsluts-turn-playing-support-into-an-erotic-1786553002
>But for the venerable “healslut” scene, which is all about the eroticization of playing support roles in games, you’ve got to work with what you’ve got.
>“Mercy ‘rezzed’ the community,” says LeviathanLust, the moderator who runs r/healsluts, a subreddit where people who are into that kind of erotic play meet. Mercy is Overwatch’s most recognizable support character. “She breathed life into the fetish. An incredibly beautiful girl that heals people? It’s a perfect fit.”
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how are potg's calculated? I've seen and done much better plays than some of the plays that end up getting chosen

>>154625207

ja mein fraulein
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the over scouts are here
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>>154625435

why is my chocolate vanilla
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>>154625009
Jamison Fawkes!
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>competitive
>tfw theres mei hanzo and junkrat on attack

why
why cant these shitters go to the other team
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im moving from console to PC, and I have my battlenet tag linked to my console account. WIill my stats be the same on PC?
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>>154625785
no.


even moving servers on PC have different stats recorded per region
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>People flame me for picking Ana on attack of Dorado
>A 3 man stack starts complaining saying "gg no healer" and one of the guys go Lucio
>Rein can't hold his M2
>Everytime I nanoboost him he would literally walk past the enemy team trying to get the Turret
>Outhealed the Lucio R1
>R2
>Go Winston
>End of the game
>We lost
>I still outhealed the Lucio with a whole round without healing

I'm not even salty that we lost after that. Lost the match but I feel like I got a bit of satisfaction out of proving people wrong.
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>>154625853
Shit. Not even my level or skins?
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>>154625948
haha no
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>>154625854
To be fair Ana solo healer is pretty shit
and if a 3 man stack doesn't pick at least a tank and a healer then they can go fuck themselves
The worst are the 5 guys stack who except you to solo heal their ass
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>>154625785
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/bnet/topic/20744165724

this might help

answere is no
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>solo-q
>four man party on my team
>they refuse to join team chat
>they refuse to group up
>they ruin the team comp
>they flame you in unison after the game

There shouldn't be a party system. You shouldn't be allowed to mute any team chat. This is a SIX person game, you don't need to split communications any smaller than that. If you want to talk bullshit with your friends and not talk Overwatch either

>go to quick play
or
>install Teamspeak

It's not. That fucking. Complicated.
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>>154626038
Well, I felt like we had a lot of classes that could benefit from nanoboost (especially Reindy) so that's was my justification for my choice, I don't hate Lucio or anything so if they weren't so agressive I could swap if they felt like that would do anything. We still got roled like butter on a bagel with Lucio, Zarya and Reindy from that 3-man so who knows.
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>>154624517
Here, a dumb short idea:

A 76 origin story, before Overwatch and enlisting. 76 and Ana are searching his old home in Indiana for something and 76 has a flashback. It begins with Morrison getting his bizarre hick town neighbors to work together in the state fair and the heated conversation with his father in the barn about him enlisting afterwards.

He remembers coming back 2 years later with Reyes. Morrison had 2 days leave because he got word his father died. Reyes managed to get clearance to join him. They go around the town. Reyes comments on how lucky Morrison was to grow up out here when he grew up in the streets of LA. Reyes discusses maybe ditching the bus back to the training camp and just hiding out here, the two of them.

Morrison says no. He can't stand it here now more than ever. They go back to together.

76 is standing on the porch of his old home. Ana yells that she's making tea. They sit in the kitchen and drink it. "Did I ever tell you I brought Reyes here?" "Oh, no I don't think so. When was that? Overwatch?" "Before, back in training. I had only met him 2 years prior and I was already bringing him back home; though my old man was already dead."

76 wonders if Reyes was right. He should have just turned away from that path. How different things would have been. Ana reminds him, that his actions saved the world. No one else could have done what he did. Reyes did too, at one time.

Frustrated, 76 keeps searching the house he goes up to his old room and notices the window is open. A photo album is open on the desk. One he remembers Reyes snatched out of his room way back when "he wasn't looking". The first pages are him growing up but there are new pages with new photos.

A age mark the size of a picture 76 recently came into possession of fits perfectly in one of the last pages. He smiles.

"Ana, I don't think its here. Let's head out."
"Alright then."
"I think I found something else though."
"Oh? What's that Jack?"

"Hope."
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>>154626141
>stack secludes themselves into their own voice channel

>flames the solo players on how they dont follow them
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soldier 76 is sonic
reaper is shadow
mercy is robotnik
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>>154626038
Holy fuck I've got a story for this

>3 man stack on my team, 2 dps 1 tank
>1 of them is a girl, obviously the gf of one of the guys
>I end up having to solo heal
>pick lucio
>"lucio is the weakest healer can you pick someone else plz"
>tell them to fuck off
>get a 38% of team damage healed card at the end
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Will S76 be retired with Metzen gone?
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>>154626531
No, but Bastion will since Metzen did all his voice lines
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>>154626416
Shit dude you picked a healer?
when it's like this I pick genji/tracer/widow/hanzo/bastion and do my life far from the team
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>>154626531
The 76 pandering will just get worse.
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>>154625009
>tfw me spamming that image generated a kotaku article
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>>154626834
i got banned for talking about it. apparently it's not video games.
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>>154625729
there's a mei hanzo and junkrat on the enemy team too
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How is grouping up supposed to make it easier to win, when you still have fucking shitters for pub teammates

My last two games were thrown because some plats kept solo pushing with Lucio and getting killed, concluded that Lucio sucked, and switched to Ana on Nepal

And then we had a SR56 High Widow main on Eichenwald Attack, who blamed us for not pushing in past the first choke and said it wasn't her fault we were losing

I can't fucking stand this shit, I lose more points than I win not because our team is clearly being outskilled, but our teammates just making really retarded <SR50 hero choices and bad decision making
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>>154626141
Comp was originally going to be six stacks only
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>>154627183
So? It doesn't mean that people should be fucking idiots and not join the team chat.
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I actually miss sudden death rounds. Draws feel so empty.
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>>154627238
It's just food for thought
I wasn't making a judgment on your experience
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I want a loli Genji
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>>154627331
I kind of wish Blizzard just made two separate queues, one for solos and one for groups. But I doubt it'll ever happen as groups will complain about long queue times.
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>only level 14
>solo quickplay puts me in games with lvl 40+

how the fuck am i supposed to get better if I get pubstomped
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>>154625162
SymRat is better and cuter
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Is anyone else tired of ppl forcing the meta comps in ranked? I keep losing matches because the team believes meta comps are the only way to win. The only time I win is when the comp is 1-2 tank, 3-4dps and 1 support.
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just got fullheld on anubis attack
and I don't mean we never took point A, I mean we never made it through the first chokepoint
feels bad
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>>154627959
At lower ranks, team comp doesn't have as much of an impact as actual teamwork and individual skill

That is still no fucking excuse to go some retarded comp like Reinhardt, Mei, Junkrat, Hanzo, Mercy, Ana because you are basically gambling on the fact that the enemy team is basically even more retarded and can't deal with your lineup
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>>154627490
they're probably in groups and it fucks the mmr. do you have any friends to group with, if not post id here and find an anon to play with
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>>154628284

it's retarded as fuck. i literally just faced a whole team of 90+
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>>154628271
Actually I deranged because of retarded comps like that. Plus too many ppl relying on Reinhardt, most I've teamed up with refuse to swing the hammer at squishies. All they do is shield and die. Also having 2 supports is pointless if the team can't push/defend. I've asked several times for one support to switch to dps or one dps to switch with one support, but everyone is too stubborn and wants to main that 1 character
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>>154628560
are you playing in a dead zone? I never get matched against 6 stacks unless I have a group of 4+ or it's a time people usually aren't on
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https://www.twitch
.tv/gods_live/v/89096606?t=56m46
gods got mad while queuing and started ranting about how to properly use toilet paper
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>>154628717

EU, it's like 8am here
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How hard do you think 76 beats up Mercy?
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>>154628973
He beats up her genitals hard with his genitals
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>>154629040
hahaha u mean like sex
isnt dat forbidden between unwed couples tho
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>>154629129
Mercy is a whore, so it's okay.
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>>154629161
>Mercy is a whore
Won't deny that
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>DPS
First time in competitive I've heard someone talk to me about it.

Honestly. I think it's fucking retarded to begin with. It implies your target is standing still to begin with or your crosshairs are trained on that target consistently.

In a game with teleports, speed-boosts, shields, and a whole heapload of escape and mobility mechanics.

Did I fucking miss something here?

In the same breath someone picks bastion, fucking bastion, in a comp that wouldn't even support him to begin with, they tell me I'm wrong for picking Widowmaker, someone who can counter the likes of Zen and Pharah easily.
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>>154629881
You're just better off picking McCree rather than widowmaker.
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>>154630121
I really hate playing that character.
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As Hanzo, how much weapon accuracy should I have realistically? Also, how can you deal with an enemy Genji on the point with only the healer (Ana) near you and not panic?
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>>154629881
When mentioning dps, nobody actually means raw damage per second, mate. It just exists out of convenience and implies that heroes with higher dps on paper has higher damage poteitial on the field.
For instance, Reaper has the highest dps among offensive characters on paper. In reality, his max dps can only be achieved shooting literally in melee radius and hitting all the pellets at that. Tracer can allow herself to keep more distance and can actually miss a few shots from a mag without hurting damage output too much, hence she can easily outdamage Reaper in the game.
Same shit with McCree, only a bit different variables. He has way more range than both of the characters and having low rof high damage and accuracy gun, he benefits a lot more from headshots, and can outdamage both characters if played right.
It rarely matters which character has higher raw damage output as in game it's not very often you get in perfect vacuum situation like this
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>>154630978
Fuck I just read that again myself and it's a bunch of gibberish, I'm sorry I just woke up

Basically
Bastion has high DPS, but very strict requirements for it
McCree has less DPS, but can deal maximum in pretty much any situation in the game
In vacuum - Bastion>McCree
In reality - McCree>Bastion
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canon relationships when
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>Playing Comp on Hanamura.
>Playing Rein, charge through the first chokepoint and grab the D.Va, charge ends and she goes off the cliff, has to fly back.
>She and the Tracer and the Mercy all focus on me and I die but this gives the team enough time to take out the other three and get past the chokepoint to take out the rest and take the point.

Being a tank can be pretty annoying sometimes but I love it when I'm able to make things like that happen.
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>>154629161
>Mercy is a whore
>>154629389
>Mercy smoking cigarettes

R E E E E E E E E E
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>>154633103
mercy is canonically the sluttiest girl
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>>154633418
You are out of your goddamned mind.
Mercy is pure.
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>be a 3.2k shitter
>get matched with a 3 man premade made of 2 masters and 1 grand master players
>we win since the team is stacked
>+2

I could wait a little to play the game and gain a a normal amount you fuckwits.
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Why are there two threads and why do I even bother playing support in solo queue
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>>154633587
This. She only uses her mouth.
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>>154634430
Anal is pure too
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How do I kill nanoboosted Reinhardt as Roadhog? Every time I hook them they kill my team
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>>154635453
Roadhog is designed to pick off squishies and literally can't do shit about a rampaging Reinhardt except maybe jump off a cliff and try to hook him down with him
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Is this thread dead?
Or am I in the wrong thread?
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>>154641217
For varying reasons, there are often multiple Overwatch threads up on /vg/
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>>154625530
this person cannot draw machinery for the life of them, I'd wager
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REMINDER THAT THIS IS HOW YOU PUSH PAST EICHENWALDE EASILY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4f9361UD0U
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>>154650273
>Genji can easily get over the building on the left
Fuck, and I tried to learn how to go right.
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>>154650273
And now the other team just waits for it
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post vidya characters with gameplay mechanics you would like to see in a new overwatch hero
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>>154641217
It should be the one people use since it was linked first, but people are retarded. Who knew?
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>>154651514
This thread was made first. Save that thread for later, like this one was saved.
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>>154651514
fuck off
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same as the other thread.
What if McCree's flashbang was just a plain 'ol flashbang that he could bounce off walls and corners and it would blind people like an actual flashbang instead of stunning them for an easy shot?
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3 threads up
explain this
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>>154651814
Waifufags
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>>154651682
But one of the reasons he has a stun is that he can hit his fan the hammer in combination with it, the flash won't help with that at all. It'd also make him a far worse counter for Genji and particularly Tracer, who is hard enough to deal with as it is when played by a good player.
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>>154651814
autism
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Please save this thread for later. This thread was made after this one:
>>154651119
>>154651119
>>154651119


The issue isn't with the OP, it's with making extra threads when there is no need. Please do not make new threads without checking the catalog to see if a thread is already up.
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>>154651682
Then his role as a tracer killer would be diminished significantly.
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>>154651921
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>154651921
The other thread was created far later you dipshit.
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>>154651921
You made that other thread later, you retarded piece of shit, this thread was made 10 hours ago.
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Fareeha
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So just finished my placements and got just past 2500, meaning platinum.
What's the average ranking?
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>>154626141
you're acting like stacks are actually using group voice chat or would use team voice chat
most of them use their own voice comms, teamspeak or discord or whatever, so they wouldnt use team voip even if they joined it
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>>154650273
Damn, I'll definitely do that.
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>>154652180
sfm overwatch models are disgusting
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>Cut Widowmaker's hook cooldown in half
>Return her damage to pre-nerf levels

There, I fixed Widowmakwr.
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>>154652187
2500 is right in the middle of total points, I think the actual average is a little lower than that.
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>>154652334
They do look a little off, but they get the job done I suppose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UVqzv79ScQ
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>toggle between summer loot box and regular loot box
>open loot box
>2 items both blank

Fucking really? I didn't get shit
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>>154652509
>boss of this gym
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>draw a girl
>call it a boy
Why do they do this?
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>>154652656
genji doesn't look anything like a girl.
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>leaver penalty procured during a bunch of cancerous quickplay matches carries over to comp
yeah that makes perfect fucking sense, alright
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>>154652656
But they didn't?
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>>154652334
Pharah is cuter tho.
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Wanna know how to fix the meta so that most, if not all currently unusable heroes viable? Nerf Reinhardt.

He makes every team comp static and slow, making characters who work faster than he can keep up unviable since they're not always hiding behind his shield, there's a reason you see more hero diversity on KOTH maps, because Reinhardt is unviable there.
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>>154652721
>>154652753
Then why do I want to fuck Genji in the ass? Checkmate retards
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>>154652810
But I don't?
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>>154652810
Ask Mercy. She's the one that installed it while he was under the knife.
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>>154652795
>Pharah is brown
>Tumblr draws her black
>looks almost white in Overwatch pics
>SFM Pharah is orange
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>>154652810
you are gay
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So is QP back to being unplayable now since ranked is up?

After like 10 matches I already got
>mercy premade with hanzo doing nothing but following him around with dmg boost
>4 genjis on my team
>2 meis and 2 zaryas on the enemy team
>5 premade on my team that can't get a single kill

I probably forgot a few
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>>154652886
Then you're the fag, fag
>>154652913
I'd do a lot of things with mercy if i could
>>154652959
Fuck you faggot
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>>154652923
this is how she's supposed to look
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>>154653057
>no nose
>no tattoo

Imposter
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>>154652810
It's normal to want to fuck Genji
I know because I want to fuck Genji
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>win
>20sr
>lose
>35sr
How are you supposed to go up with the forced 50 if you solo queue
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>>154653102
Sounds like you were ranked too high.
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>>154653102
Don't play Lucio.
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If forced 50 is real then how come I have only 10% victories in comp?

explain that shit compspiracy theorists
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>>154653057
Pharah is a grizzled veteran that blows people to shreds with rockets

Not a cute girl that does cute things. Stop being a faggot.
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>>154627337
>fucked up proportions
>old, tired clichees
Neck yourself.
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>>154653353
Pharah is a dork who spouts comic superhero one liners like
>''JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!''

And says things like
>''Fly safe, fly Pharah.''

She's a big kid at heart.
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>>154626235
Well this is certainly cheesy enough to be in Blizzard's game I like it
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>15 game losing streak

How should I kill myself
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>>154653353
swap the bottom image with the top right
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>>154626376
Reinhardt is Knuckles
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>>154653217
I don't.
I play Zenyatta
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>>154652810
>not wanting him to fuck you in the ass
gay
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>>154652509
Those are pretty tight pants in all the right places
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>>154653496
by giting gud

now I don't feel that bad about my 10 games losing streak
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>enemies can no longer walk through winston's shield
>leap resets after dropping shield
>winston can now grab and throw enemies during rage

hire me blizzard, i just fixed the worst hero
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>>154653353
>TF2 soldier flies in and out of the air through fast paced rocket jumping
>Pharah floats in the sky to be a human target for the entire enemy team
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>>154653710
no
this thread is more than 10 hours old
fuck you with your waifu shit
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>>154653710
I wish you would accidentally drink bleach
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>>154653710
off yourself asap
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>>154625369
I know what you feel, I've seen lots of mercy potg with 1 or 2 rezz and then healing 1 or 2 people, the sad part is that they usually are in the losing team
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>junkrats mine cd now resets upon exploding the last mine for sick air pogo like in tf2

hire me blizzard, i just fixed the worst hero
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>buy Tracer's Posh skin
>get Mach T in a loot box about 20 levels after
>try Mach T
>this looks neat
>go back to Posh
>completely lose all basic skills
>return to Mach T
>ultimately delete enemy team's support from the entire match and sticking bombs up enemy tank's asses

What kind of sorcery is this.
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>>154653758
>area denial for free
absolutely terrible
not even making the cooldown start when the shield dissipates would balance that shit
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>>154653936
>junkrat can now fly around at sanic speed and stair in the air indefinitely

sounds balanced to me
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>finally learning Reaper and Zenyatta and realizing what I've been missing out on
these motherfuckers are fun as fuck
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>symmetra second ultimate
>she can now place a dispenser that dispenses health and shields to teammates after placing her teleporter
>the dispenser also shoots flames at nearby enemies

hire me blizzard, i just fixed the worst hero
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>>154653710
>>154653910
Just report and hide this autist.
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>>154653632
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>play healers and tanks
>have 49% winrate
>have climbed from 2250 to 3170
What's your excuse?
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>>154653951

Iktf

I can only Zarya in the black goth skin

Pls end my life

I fucking love that skin
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>>154653705

I like to think that Pharah became obsessed with justice because of Reinhardt's influence.

I really wish there were more interactions between those two.
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>>154654096
>calling it a dispenser
>"flames"
I know you're not trying but come on, man.
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>>154653951
Probably a placebo effect. When I usually play with Rein's Bundeswehr equipped I'm kicking ass left and right and my team is actually behind the damn rectangle doing work.

Any other skin and I'm just constantly dying like an idiot and my team is nowhere to be seen most of the time.
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>>154654096
>Torbjorn buff
>All heroes now have limited ammunition
>ammo pickups have been added to maps
>Torbjorn can place a dispenser
>Dispenser creates health, armor and ammo pickups for allies
>Dispenser can be upgraded to level 3, increasing health and ammo dispensed and the turret can also now be upgraded to level 3 without ult.
>Torb's new ultimate is that he now rides his turret around the battlefield manually controlling the gun

there, now torb is less shit and actually has a purpose
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>>154654314
>play tank
>have a 41% winrate
>still 2700
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>>154654314
I'm bad at the game
>>
new support hero:

shadow lucio

>melee attack, deals double damage from behind
>lshift leaps, like winston but not as far
>can switch between 2 auras
>vampiric aura: allies within reach heal as they deal damage
>degen aura: enemies within reach walk slower and lose health continuously
>E is amp it down, which increases the effects of the auras
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>game is nearly unplayable without a group
>on Xbox and everyone is a stuck up faggot, literally no community at all

I wish I had a PC to run this. I mean, I got the game for free, but despite being a good player it doesn't really matter on this and the game feels dead as shit
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They need to add a cooldown to jumping

I'm sick of every fight being a gymnastic shootout where everyone's feet only touches the ground for a fraction of a second at any given time.
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>>154654559
>join game
>guy picks mei
>guy 2 makes a "meeeeh" sound
>guy gets super fucking defensive about it
>guy 2 calls him a dumb faggot
>guy makes threats on his life
I just don't understand.
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>>154654569
That or they could at least make it so the hitboxes don't shrink every time someone jumps, especially in the case of widow's hitboxes.
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>>154654314
>play healers
>55% winrate
>still going down
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>>154654569
welcome to the multiplayer of the counter strike generation
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>>154654569
>>154654780
>jumping cooldown

Is this a whole new level of retard?
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>>154654414
Syms Teleporter gives the Team a Shield Buff now.

So they have a reason to fucking use it.
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>>154654780
>Be D.Va
>Get shot out of my mech
>Proceed to frantically jump while spamming my pistol
>Do more damage than I could ever hope to do inside my mech given i'm literally invincible
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>>154650987
<-This guy

Imagine if S76 had Dva-like thrusters attached to his knees in order to go fast and shoot at the same time. That's how it would play like
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>>154650987
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>>154655104
>other people remember Vanquish
That game was fun as shit. Gliding around in Overwatch would be crazy.
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>>154654975
When I've been shot out of my meka I'll sometimes stay out of it to keep spamming my light gun down the choke since it has a longer range and decent damage. Am I the only one?
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>>154650987
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>>154650987
A character with their ult being them temporarily taking control of one of the enemy team's members for 6-8 seconds. Imagine a nanoboosted reinhardt on your team suddenly turning around and tearing your entire team a new asshole.

Though to balance it I suppose they'd be vulnerable similarly to how Junkrat is when using his riptire and can cancelled early by finding and killing them in time.
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>>154650987
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>>154655747
damn completely forgot about this game
why was this shit game so good
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>>154655689
>invulnerable to all melee attacks
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>>154655854
>Genji counter
>another cyborg ninja
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>>154655826
because devs were so incompetent they accidentally created a fun game from their inability to code properly
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nerf this !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk
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>Roadhog
Clip size increased to 6.
Chain bullshit fixed.

>Winston
Reduce Barrier cooldown to 12 seconds.
No, seriously, it's always on one or two seconds of cooldown when I need it the most.

>Symmetra
Rework her gun so it's not hot garbage.
Teleporter has 200 Shield health (does it already heal itself? If not, it should.)
Teleporter can now be manually refunded by pressing ultimate again while targeting it.
Automatic refunding removed.

>Soldier 76
Minimize spread.
Helix Rocket cooldown decreased to 6 seconds.

>Bastion
Minimize Recon Mode spread.
Recon Mode clip size increased from 20 to 25.
Self-Repair can be activated and deactivated instantly, stun reduced to 0.5 seconds if interrupted.
Switching between configurations is now faster.

>Widowmaker and Ana
Scoping animations are now much faster.
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>>154654896
Bunnyhopping was a thing in the original Quakes, it's not a CS thing. (But why on earth are people teabagging in this game?? Urgh...)

>>154653456
>Pharah is a dork
I wish they'd roll with this, but her comic makes her to be more serious.
>>
what dpi is your mouse set to?
I'm trying to relearn the basics after some anon told me to l2aim after i showed my rank

right now I'm just running in and spamming shots hoping it would connect and it does sometime but turns out it's the wrong way to do it

pic related, my rank
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>>154654545
How does he switch auras if his lshift is a leap
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>>154656041
>roadhog
no for clip size
>winston
yes
>symmetra
gun is fine
>soldier
NO.
>bastion
dunno
>widow and ana
yes

now fix the other characters
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>>154656173
right click maybe?
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>>154655927
I'd rather have a cyborg samurai.
>>
>Want to fuck Mei
>Would NEVER EVER want to marry that cow

Anybody else know this feel?
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>>154654545
Best hero design I've ever read, you should be working for blizzard anon.
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I want to hug Reinhardt!
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>>154655927
>>154656262
we already have the counter though
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>>154656308
>want to marry mei
>is literally too cute to do anything more than cuddle

nope, I don't know that feeling anon, maybe you're just a homosexual
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>>154656408
Expect a broken spine and loss of lower body movement
He's a bear hugger
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>>154656308
no I'd marry mei even if she was a cow girl.
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>>154656262
Sam isn't a cyborg though? He just has a prosthetic arm like McCree
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>>154656156
playing 800 dpi/3.9 sens here

it's the only way I have to reliably hit shit even if it means being literally unable to turn around completely in less than 2 seconds
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>>154656558
you are going to get pixel skipping, you are better off with higher dpi and lower in game sens
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>>154656262
>there will never be another vidya character as perfect as Jetstream Sam
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>>154656262
Hanzo was originally a cyborg samurai but then they split him into the current Hanzo and Genji.
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>>154656262
Or perhaps just a normal samurai capable of kicking loads of ass or an omnic shapeshifter that can rearrange itself into different robotic forms at will.
>>
top 100 plays of the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-6BMY0XGz4
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>>154656558
>>154656603

I'm falling for the 800 dpi meme too but my default dpi is 1300? how to calibrate / pick one instead of 'just feel it'?
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>>154656558
Here's a tip: strafe while you're turning. It'll add to your range of motion, make you harder to hit and maybe get Widowmaker to love again
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>>154656652
>lumberjack with genji ult

Mein gott can you imagine the forums
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>>154656558
>>154656603
Not him but is it a bad habit to have different sensitivities for each hero? I tend to have half the sensitivity with McCree and Widowmaker as I have with everyone else (as in I just double my mouse DPI whenever I'm not playing a hitscan hero)

I'm also constantly switching Sensitivity in general because I'm having a real hard time finding the ideal compromise
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>>154656234
>no for clip size
But I don't want to have to carefully aim my potential one shots.
Fuck you, Anon.

>gun is fine
The levels thing on her M1 is dumb, just give her a nice constant DPS and maybe a little extra range to compensate for it not reaching bullshit DPS levels, her M2 can do a lot but it's very slow and easy to avoid, they're literal bubbles.

>NO.
He was fine when he virtually had no spread and you know it.

>dunno
It's fine.

>now fix the other characters
What other characters?

>>154656308
I know this feeling all too well.
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>>154656715
what mouse do you have?
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>>154632202
Blizzard confirmed Mercy loves Roadhog
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>>154656813
>is it a bad habit to have different sensitivities for each hero

nope, I have a 300 dpi setting when I need to actually hit things and a 900 dpi setting when I can be less accurate.
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God I hate my friends sometimes
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>>154656861
deathadder
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>>154656813
Yes. It's better to get accustomed to one setting than to constantly be changing it.
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>>154656843
hanzo
d.va
torbjorn
pharah
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>>154656909
widow maker is over the top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_wBn4PGR54
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>we're stomping on the other team
>up 2-0
>some assmad dude on our team does nothing but shit talk every single person on the team
>complaining about people not being on the objective
>have gold with 4:22 obj time
>starts shit talking me for whatever reason
>he's literally screaming for me to get on point to force OT
>I just stand there and let the other team cap
>delight in his literal screaming into his microphone
don't be an obnoxious cunt.

we won anyway, but that extra five minutes or whatever of game time was a fair price for hearing that obnoxious cunt cry.
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>>154656813
yes it is

>I'm also constantly switching Sensitivity in general because I'm having a real hard time finding the ideal compromise
this is also really bad, you aren't going to get consistent aim
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Reminder to complain about the ranked discconect/rejoin bug on the blizzard forums if you have experienced it before. What is this bug? Some people have randomly disconnected from ranked games only to be kicked out to the login screen, and when you log back in you find that you were forced to abandon the match, with no rejoin option and your points already lost. Thread has been up since early July and Blizzard still isn't addressing it.

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745776121?page=1
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>>154656909
>playing qp to warm up
>choose ana for the hell of it
>nano boost a reinhardt around a group of enemies
>he just shields the whole time
fantastic
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>>154656705
>Title is in english
>Game is in german
Yeah, that'll be a downvote.
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>>154655747
>>154655826
What is this
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>>154656705

>shilling your own channel

reported
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Random blue post about a tug of war mode they fiddled around with
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>>154657253
Gunz
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>>154654545
Valve add this please
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>>154655826
>the devs wanted to make an actually shitty shallow generic game
>they fucked up so hard it became one of the fastest, deepest and most fun shooters of its time


why can't these miracles happen more often
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>>154650987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G5rVIn8laA

Mute the cancer music. I just want something that plays like this. A pure melee character with a stamina bar that allows you to dash, dodge and wall jump. Pls Blizzard, this was the only game I was actually goodd at ;_;
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>>154657196
>Snu-Snu
>tfw can't experience this with the Smugberry and Zarya
BUT WHY?
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>>154656909
You really helped me beat that level though
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>>154657528
that game was garbage after beta
>>
OVERWATCH HAS STARTED AN UPDATE
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>>154657623
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>>154657801
S O M B R A
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>>154657651
It was fun untill they started adding bullshit like daggers, bombs and other stupidly overpowerd weapons. After that it was overrun by turks and EG players that had 500ms and were cheating at the same time.
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>>154657549
>fully charged Zarya will never Snu-Snu you
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>>154657801
>>154657851
>PTR older version than main game
WHAT COULD IT MEAN???
>>
hopefully the fixed that shit where mercy gets potg all the damn time
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>>154658007
Sombra coming never ever
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>>154657801
>Overwatch is now playable
>>
S O M B R A
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>>154657801
>>154657851
>>154658007
There's no patch for me. What the fuck are you on about?
>>
>THERE IS A NEW VERSION OF OVERWATCH AVAILABLE. PLEASE EXIT AND RESTART THE GAME TO UPDATE
>>
OH SHIT NIGGERS!!!
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>>154658123
In america, at least, the game is now on 1.3.0.3
>>
Whenever i lose with a mercy on my team i feel like i failed her and stop playing for the day
is that ok, /owg/?
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>play match
>crash
>nearly lose
>somehow win
>bsod
thanks, blizzard
>>
holy shit sombra is out
also bastion got a sit emote
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This is Jesse McCree!

Say something nice about him!

He's cute
And I love him!
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>>154657401
Just make it KotH with a payload.

>payload heals whoever controls it
>whoever controls it can push it towards the enemy side
>first team to cap it on the enemy side wins the round.

This could be a great mode for a junkertown map.

>gang warfare: deliver the payload and scrap the enemy's home base with a bomb
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>>154658235
I like his hat!
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>>154658235
He's pretty hot even if his kit is incredibly boring
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>>154658235
He's very good at telling the time.
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>>154658235
she's a cute girl
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>>154658298

what game is this ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_wBn4PGR54
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>>154657801
Scheduled maintenance you doofus
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>>154657028
There's a reason I didn't mention those, Anon.
It's because I only have bad ideas for those characters.

>hanzo
He's fine though.
A lot of people don't like Scatter Arrow.
I'd half the number of arrows but make it more consistent and do a thing where you can see the trajectory each arrow would take when you equip it but that's maybe too big of a change.
I'd also reduce Sonic Arrow's cooldown by a few seconds.

>d.va
Some people actually want her to move at a normal speed while she shoots but they don't realize that would just make her an automatic Reaper.
Maybe increase her Defense Matrix duration to compensate for the recent nerf or just undo the nerf.

>Torbjorn
Increase Turret Level 1's HP to 200 and give Level 1 and 2 some Armor HP.
Increase Forge Hammer swing speed to like 1.3 SPS.
Rivet Gun Alt Fire to 1.5 RPS.

Armor Packs can only be consumed after you've completely used your current Armor Pack (so essentially you can drown yourself in Armor Packs to become an immortal being.)
Decrease the number of Armor Packs Torbjorn can have down to 5 at a time.

>pharah
You know the speed she floats around at when there's a Lucio with Speed around? That should, at the very least, be her natural flight speed.
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Why is everyone in comp mode angry? Swear to god it's like playing a video game at the smallest dicks convention.

Calm down and you might win, these two dudes on my team last match were screaming at each other and started fucking talking about each other's sexual history. What the fuck man.
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>>154658441
Looks like CM3D2
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>>154658441
It's 2016. People can see what it is before clicking
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>>154657401
>>154658250
That idea for Junkertown would be great, but there'd have to be some conditions, so the match wouldn't drag on forever. (And in traditional tug-o-war, you PULL, not push.)
>>
EU still doesn't have 1.3.0.3 but the patch notes are available
- Players should now see fewer Plays of the Game featuring Mercy's Resurrection ability
- Increased payload speed on Eichenwalde

- A new Competitive Tier legend has been added to the Competitive Play info screen
- A new Match Complete splash screen has replaced the former Round Complete splash screen in competitive matches
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>>154658521
Better question would be were to get those two mods. Though downloading the game again and all those Dlc is a pain in the ass.
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>>154628973
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GET
BEHIND
ME
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Anyone else having a worse season than last?

I've maybe played twelve matches and haven't won yet. I always have 3-4 gold per match if I play a non-healer and will have 2-3 if I player a healer, but I always still lose. Yes, I'm playing solo.
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>there are retards who honestly believe there are 10 millions playing this piece of shit
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You'd expect the children to pick Reaper and Genji, but I've seen a surprising amount of the youngins pick Reinhardt
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So will they ever nerf the AoE, instakill ults that make it absolutely impossible to defend a point against a team that stacks them?

It's so frustrating defending a point until their Dva and Reaper, Zarya and Dva, Zarya and Junkrat or whatever else have their ults.

"just avoid them :^)"

Cool, now the enemy team bumrushed the objective and have a foothold, making it nearly impossible to stop them from taking it.
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>>154658725
Maybe at peak across all platforms. It's definitely gone down, though.
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>>154658515
Angry nerds tilted from losing streaks
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>>154658569
Just flip it then.

>steal the supplies from the enemy gang, same rules except you're dragging the supplies to your base
>whoever gets the supplies clisest to their base or caps it at their base wins

That might work better in theory, but I imagine it would also heavily favor whoever controls the cart first unless you add numerous flank routes
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Roadkill bug fixed?
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>>154656652
>Genji (original Hanzo concept)
so what was the original's name?
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>play comp Ilios
>game stuttering but I'm managing
>1-1
>game crashes at the start of 3rd match
>have to restart computer
>get back in game
>my team is 2-1 with 98% on the point
>gain free 30 rank
>team has a good laugh about it
>enemy team is salty as fuck that they essentially lost 5v6
it's been an okay day so far
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>>154658970
genzo or hanji
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>>154658680
BARRIER IZ FAYLING
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>>154658970
Genzo
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>>154658974
You realize you only have a minute to reconnect right? What you said is litterally impossible.
Why would you do that? Go on the Internet and tell lies?
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>>154658178
she failed you by not being Lucio
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>>154658842
just avoid them
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>>154658515
>Swear to god it's like playing a video game at the smallest dicks convention.

thanks for the kek
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>>154657196
I wish gay sfm of overwatch has this level of quality.
Meanwhile we only have this
http://vertigoowl.tumblr.com/post/148217386948/my-entree-for-the-summer-of-source-pornmaking
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>>154659112
Your pc isn't ready to go from startup in 10-15 seconds?
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Would you main nue if she was an overwatch hero?
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>>154659112
A PC can boot pretty fast these days, I don't think it's totally impossible
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>>154658845
>Maybe at peak across all platforms
>mfw
Yeah no. If there was ever 1.5 mil then it was a success for jewzzard seeing how its literally casuals first shitty f2p fps which you pay $40 for.
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>>154659279
No.
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>>154658842
Can't tell if bad, new, or bait.
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>>154659112
>muh reading comprehension
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>>154659335
Why not?
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>>154659247
That's the most accidentally hilarious thing I've seen all day
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>>154659389
Maining is dumb.
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>>154659324
Yeah no WHAT? Blizzard DID say they sold millions at launch. So surely those people also played the game.
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>>154659337

Let's go with bad. Please explain to me how you stop those ults.
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>>154659269
>>154659291
They were 1-1 when he disconnected
He came back and they were 2-1 with 98%
The meter goes up about 1% a second. Even if you assume his team went uncontested both times that would still be over 3 minutes to be at that position when he made it back.
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>>154659112
My pc boots up in less than 20 seconds, I can get OW running in less than a min, why do you think anon is lying?

Stop playing on a shit toaster.
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>>154659112
I know, I thought it was weird, too, it definitely took me longer than a minute to reconnect but it's what happened
I 'dunno, man
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what is the most intellegent overwatch?

sorry for my english im from usa
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>>154659475
Avoid them you nigger
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>>154659546
Winston
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>>154659350
Yes I know how to read, does that dissapoint you?
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>>154659472
If you believe the jews lies then its your own problem however I dont. Same way I dont believe their player numbers in WoW because its an outright lie.
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>>154659510
Read nigger, read. Holy fuck.
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>>154659546
Winston. He built Tracer's Chrinal Accelerator.
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>>154659546
Winston first and then probably Mercy.
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>>154659761
*Chronal
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>>154659546
Mercy
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>>154659705
Sure. A random bozo on the Internet knows it's an "outright lie". Sounds legit.

Sadly there's hard facts to back Blizzard's claims, and zero proof for yours.
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>>154659842
Is the skill rating adjustment referring just to the underflow thing that let that Korean become rank 5000, or to something else?
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>>154659475
Well, for one, if you already have control of the point, there's no need for the defending team to stand stacked together directly on it the entire time, that's just asking for anything to fucking slaughter you
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>>154659842
bastion has a new sitting emote too even though it isn't mentioned.
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>>154659842
>less mercy potgs
that's enough for me
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>>154659842
That's it?
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>>154658515
If people on my team are being dicks during comp, i'll intentionally do nothing in order to tank us.

I'm already Diamond, i'm not looking to be "pro" and i'll never get that good anyway, i've already got my gold weap and I don't even really enjoy it. I play Comp because I find it's more fun than QP, but if dudes are name-calling and harassing some dude for screwing up once, or are just being outright obnoxious, I take more pleasure in making them angry than winning.
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>>154659546
We already discussed this and the candidates are pretty clear since we have several renowned scientists in the cast.

But tell me. Who's the least intelligent?
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>>154659546
D.Va
she has an IQ of 13 billion.
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>>154660101
Ye seems like that's what it means.
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>>154660247
What else could you be expecting without a PTR?
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>>154659842
It always bugs me how there's so little padding on the bottom margin of these
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>>154660295
I'd argue for Junkrat.
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>>154659842
>>154658953

I was correct.
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>>154660410
I agree, it looks like I cut something off.
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>>154660412
Even then, he makes all his bombs and shit himself, right?
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>Playing Zenyatta
>Have the terminator theme on repeat
>Voice line DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH on repeat
>20 W /1 L
>The loss was close, and was because a person from our game left (to go back in time and kill one of their healers, but failed)
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>>154660412
Dude makes his own explosives though. I'd say he's more intelligent than the simple soldiers of the cast like Pharah, McCree, Rein etc.
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>>154660295
Probably Bastion. He's originally built with only a single purpose in mind, and even though he's evolved somewhat his motives are pretty simple. Mentally, he's basically a child.
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>>154660580
Plenty of dumb teenage boys can make bombs
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>>154659475
Self Destruct is really simple to avoid, any object that blocks LoS will prevent you from taking damage, even one of the little road signs on Numbani. If you're still having issues with it, just hide behind a Rein shield. Or play Zarya, she eats D.Va ults for fun.

Death Blossom can be interrupted by goddamn near anything. Loads of heroes have some way to counter it. Spend 2 mins watching this faggot explain it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBOEj6Z-7lg

RIP-Tire is also fairly easy for most any single hero to destroy or run away from. Just try not to clump up when you know it's out and keep on eye on windows and shit to prevent him from being sneaky with it. It only has 100 health.

To deal with people comboing ults, especially with Gravity Surge or Earthshatter, you have to learn about using healer ults like Rez, Sound Barrier, or Transcendence to counter them. If you aren't playing a healer, then you'll just have to trust that they aren't total retards,

As a more general point, it sounds like you need to learn that retreating off the objective is not always a bad idea.
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>>154660016
>hard facts to back Blizzard's claims
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>>154659842
>Reaper shadow step bugs
is this a meme now?
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>>154657034
>cute and friendly widowmaker
feelsohgod.jpg
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>>154659713
Read what? It's not like your sentence structure isn't completely retarded, hence people misunderstanding what you're trying to say.
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everyone has some sort of combat training or fighting experience except Mei

what is a climatologist doing in these battles
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>>154660346
You mean negative 13 billion
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>>154660821
I feel like Self Destruct is a really bad Ult. 90% of the time it only serves as a "push them off the point for a bit" tool, and at best it's a meme/luck Ult that can get a few kills when the other team is not paying attention.

I play a lot of D.Va but it's not because of boom boom choom choom.
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>a new version of the game has been uploaded please exit the game to update

W-what happens if i don't exit the game and i queued for a match instead?
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>>154660975
Annoying the shit out of the enemy
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>>154660823
Yes. Sales figures. But I guess all of this just flies over your head...
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>>154659842
That means they fixed the rank underflow right?
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>>154661206
You'll probably be waiting forever, if the game just doesn't tell you outright to fuck off.
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>banter with teammates
>get reported for "muh feelings"
>muted for one day
>get 5 reports every game for not communicating
>mfw
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>>154660975
being a cunt from hell
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reminder to not play shit tier sub 50% winrate toons in fucking competitive.
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>>154661373
Is not communicating a bannable offense? Maybe I should stop muting chat.
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is genji edge boost still in? i can NOT get that shit to work
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>>154659546
1.Winston
2. Symmetra
3. Mercy/Torbjorn tie
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>>154661447
>toons
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reminder to only play these toons in competitive
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>>154660524
>>154660580
keyword here is: intelligence
Junkie is an idiot savant
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>>154661447
Winrate is determined less by how bad the hero is and more by how shit the player is.

If you gave a retard a ferrari and he crashes it does that make it a shit car?
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>>154659546
>>154660295
>most intelligent
Winston, Mercy, Mei, Torb, Symmetra, Zenyatta, Junkrat
>least intelligent
D.va, Zarya, McCree, Hanzo, Lucio, Tracer
>???
Bastion, he's AI
>average
Everyone else

Also it depends what you define by intelligence, Junkrat and Torb know how to make some wicked devices, but it doesn't mean they're smart at anything else, especially seeing how Junkrat is a bit of a looney
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>>154661447
WINSTON BUFFS FUCKING WHEN
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>>154661617
Thanks, I will only play Symmetra now
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>>154661617
offense heroes BTFO
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>>154661743
D.Va and Hanzo can't be that dumb because D.Va is a pro at a strategy game and Hanzo is a geometry master
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>>154661617
Oh boy Torb and Sym here I come.
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>>154659253
Jackolantern D-Va

She can be the candle.
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>Gold in everything
Is zenyatta really this strong or did I just get lucky faceing trash players?
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>stuck in elo hell in 2500 range
>climbing in points solo
>losing like shit when in a party

Should I just fuck my friends and go in solo? What's the best way to reach diamond?
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>team loses one round of KOTH
>start pointing fingers at one guy
>one guy switches to what they say
>still lose
>no longer point the finger but try anyway

I know there are literal retards out there but fuck you all who point fingers when a match goes bad only because faggots hate grouping up
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>>154662116
Your Mercy and your DPS weren't doing their jobs right
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>>154662116
>low plat high gold
latter, but Zenyatta is still strong at all levels. just not 5 golds strong
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>>154662116
He's in a weird position to say the least IMO, nerf him too much and he's garbage, buff him slightly in any aspect and he can get ridiculous.
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>>154660295
>least intelligent
Actually I think that'd probably be Reinhardt. He's obsessed with glory and whatnot, right? It's almost all he thinks about.

Great guy, but kinda dumb.
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>>154662120
If you can get a solid prebuild up, you can get pretty high.

Solo queing is risky but it can get you up if you're willing to put in work
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>>154661673
Not that guy but aren't you a bit dim? If you gave a million people a Ferrari and only one of them broke down, you conclude it was a pretty good car, whereas if you gave them all a soviet Skoda and 500 000 broke down, you'd conclude it was shit, wouldn't you?
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>>154661091
It really is. Tanks don't need DPS ults.

If she had a utility ult like Zarya, Rein, or Winston have D.Va might actually see some play more than once in a blue moon on Hollywood.
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>>154662189
Hey at least your team didn't go full retard after winning the first round and proceed to lose the other two rounds due to overconfidence/refusing to switch, making you stick with them longer than you had to.
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take your anons back
best regards: /gtag/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shLohU556tc

>FINALLY got the D.va ult achievement
>Didn't even need Zarya ult
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>>154662390
>The other team counterpicks
>whiff 2 rounds because of it
>finally counter-counter pick
>lose because no one can aim
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>>154662341
How do I get a good premade going? It'd never work out with my friends thanks to our work schedules being completely different, and every time I join a group of randoms people will inevitably start getting mad and placing blame after we lose a couple and then the group falls apart.
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>>154662338
That actually sounds plausible
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>>154659253
Why the fuck did we get some scarecrow ass motherfucker instead of this in the first place
Not only does it work far better, but it also matches Roadhog
fuckin A scarecrow junk would have even fit with halloween
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>>154662435
I wonder how that Reinhardt must have felt letting that shit fly.
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>>154662116
your Mercy and 3 dps are shit
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>>154662116
just means your teamates are shit
with a good team the only gold you should get is healing
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>>154661867
They're still dumber than the others, any one of whom could git gud at starcraft. As for geometry, come on dude. It's a talent for Hanzo, like for a pro ballplayer, rather than intellect.
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>>154662591
Really its all about having real friends, since they'll work with each other.

If not, maybe go asking on forums about joining groups, or play some games and see if you find a big prebuild already and succ them off
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>>154662435
>tfw got it in my first game of Overwatch
Never did it again
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>want to play comp
>qp is a lottery
>friends still consider bastion op even though they are all promoted
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>>154662341
How do I get a good prebuild going? My friends are ass at this game?

Finding people to play with is no issue, but how do I know they're good? My friends think they're hot shit too even though they aren't.
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>Start competitive match
>Teammates pick Hanzo, Widowmaker and Ana
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>>154662716
>Really its all about having real friends, since they'll work with each other.
>since they'll work with each other.
I really wish this was true anon
I really fucking do
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>>154662254
So he's in a weird position, but not balanced?
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>>154662850
>Competitive match
>Bastion,Junkrat and Mei
>At the same time
>We're offense
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>>154662916
Kinda? I think it's because of his kit early on that he was tricky to balance. His orb was strong for different reasons. Aside from the damage boost vs its target, it also gave vision on the opponent.
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>>154662890
>one friend is Lucio main
>one friend is a sharpshooter with McMeme
>one friend is a Reinhardt who isn't scared
>I'm a Torbjorn main and we are almost perfect synergy.

But I get what you mean.
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>>154662850
>>154662941
>It's in high diamond
Made it worse for you
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>>154662850
it's just a game man
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>>154662803
Get better friends, or find some randos online and see if you can get something together.

Faceberg has a group called Overwatch People that had some good normies.
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>>154659842
Is Roadhog fixed?
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>>154663126
He's still shit at higher levels of play, so no, he isn't fixed.
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>>154663126
never
everytime they try to fix him they had more bugs with his hook
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>I'm so tired of losing because of my trash teammates!

Why is this meme so prevalent no matter where I go? You're part of that trash team, and you're in the MMR/Ranking you deserve to be in. Either get better or just have fun. Quit whining like a bitch.
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>>154662850
Only Widowmaker of those is lacking.
Ana is a fine healer and as much as I dislike Hanzo, he has decent damage output and wallhack arrows are really useful.
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>>154662890
>playing Lucio in a four stack of friends
>on voice chat with them
>still can't get them to group up when I have my ult
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>>154663267
Because in soloque you only make up 1/6th of the team.

Doesn't matter how good you are if your team acts as if they're not even trying to win.
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>>154663267
>every team is 2/2/2 meta
>no one is aiming
>everyone is trickling in
>get yelled out when you want to group up
>get yelled out when you play outside the meta

I'll lose as much as I want but I want to have fun again
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>>154655451
i've stopped playing d.va and started playing zarya because this method of attacking out of the meka is her most effective dps
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>>154663358
not the dude but you can carry solo to plat
after that you have to pray for a good team or play in a 4 stack
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>pick Dva
>win

People are so shit at countering her in the trench ranks (3200)
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>>154663358
Yeah, that's bullshit. I've seen so many trash players that are bad not because they can't aim, but because they always blame their teammates for not being good enough. If you don't try to think of what you could of done to win the match for your team, or "carry", then you won't get anywhere and you'll be just as trash as the players you're bitching about.

It all comes down to stupidity, really.
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>A new Competitive Tier legend has been added to the Competitive Play info screen
Haha, oh man, I read this and thought they added a new tier named "Legend" at first, boy do I feel silly
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>>154657801
Hahaha.
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>>154663703
Seems like you're not thinking critically and letting your personal experience make your judgement for you.
Grow up.
>>
Remember 20 tick?
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>>154663917
Yes, nothing changed with 60ticks
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Is being a dps main the best way out of platinum? I was rank 60 last season but I can't carry enough as a tank main Dva/Zarya/ a little winston. Just end up winning 1 and losing 1.
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>>154663267
>play in the afternoon
>win
>play in the evening
>lose

Explain this.
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>>154664017
Just run Mei, she can slow enemies down so the players can gank em, or you can get easy headshots, and she can hold the point better than anyone else.
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>>154664017
group up with five friends who know what they're doing
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Another 30 wins and then at the end of the season I can get a golden weapon and never play the suffering that is ranked.
Though I'm not even sure if I should get it. Maybe next season they announce some competetive skins or something.
I feel like the stuff should be made cheaper.
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>>154663898
>Seems like you're not thinking critically
Yeah, that's it. I'm sorry your teams keep dragging you down, man.

>>154664091
Well I guess your losses are just out of your control. Surely it's not because the players on the other team were better than you.
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>>154664017
You need to be DPS, Tank, Anti-Tank, and Crowd Control
Mei. The secret is Mei. You didn't here it from me, super strategist anon
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>play reaper
>win
>play literally anything else
>lose

uhh
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REMOVE GANGI
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>>154664017
Unless you're a headshot machine with McCree or can consistently gank both supports with Tracer/Genji without dying, then Zarya is probably the best way into Diamond.
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I like the whole Gremlin D.Va thing desu but I can't come to terms with both that and its origins. How do I reconcile my enjoyment of it with the disgusting fact that it originated as a meme by Jezebel browsing tumblrette whalecunts mocking the "GAMER" stereotype?

Makes me feel dirty every time I think a piece of Gremlin D.Va art is cute.

The only consolation would be that it's arguable it backfired and has been embraced/appropriated by the people it was originally mocking.
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>>154664363
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>>154664168
>>154664281
Really Mei? She's pretty decent post buff but is she a character than can hard carry shitters?
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>>154663579
I've always gotten easy wins with D.Va, pretty sure I still have a 68% winrate with her. Was doing even better pre-buff back when I actually played her most of the time.

She's the best harasser in game and it's incredibly easy to waste the enemy teams time, screw up their positioning, and take out some squishies if you time everything properly and flank using unusual routes, like over rooftops and walls. Also with the new DM mechanics it's nice being able to wait till your target needs to reload to get some 'free' DPS.
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>>154664278
>shit talk everyone
>doesn't show rating
I'm sure you're not even plat
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>>154663579
I'd be unstoppable as D.Va if it wasn't for the fact Zarya is in EVERY game and she chews through D.Va like butter
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>>154664475
No. Her damage blows and uncoordinated teammates often won't take advantage of good walls or ults.
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>>154664575
>her damage blows
you mean your aim blows
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>>154663381
I feel like the meta is really fucking with players because every match is just someone saying "Hey, can we get one more tank/healer" and I honest to god feel like every person is only saying it because that's what they know the meta is
having one defense player isn't immediately bad, people
neither is 3 offense characters or, god forbid, only 1 healer
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>>154664475
>Freeze any hero
>Stop a rein from holding up barrier to let the team head shot him
>Freeze when the enemy team realizes what you're doing
>Ice wall to block phara, roadhog, dva, reinhardt, mcree, 76, and literally any ult that isnt a supports
>You can make other heros run away from you

>Your ult can freeze the entire enemy team
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>>154664560
>can't handle some shit talk
Stay in gold senpai
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>>154664382
death of the author
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>>154664710

Tank is whatever, but two supports/healers is basically mandatory.
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Is Taimou level 132?
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>>154664382
>t that it originated as a meme by Jezebel browsing tumblrette whalecunts mocking the "GAMER" stereotype?

If it makes you feel any better, even if thats true literally no one but you knows that.
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how do we fix soldier seventy dicks
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>>154664741
>damage control
Maybe you're the one who is in gold
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>>154664512

she's good on attack in Eichanweld because you can boost over the first choke point and lure the enemy team away. It hasn't failed yet.
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>Load up custom game with a bunch of Soldier 76
>Instead of Soldier 76 1/Soldier 76 2, it's Soldier 76/Soldier 77
Neato.
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>>154664560
If my rating was high you'd say I just got carried. If it was low I'd be a shitter.

Have fun being stuck in "elo hell", or whatever other moba-kid construct you're holding onto to help keep your ego intact.

This place has become a fucking hugbox for people circle jerking over their "bad" teammates. At first it was funny, but now it's just an old joke some alzheimer's-riddled geriatric won't stop repeating.
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>>154660170
Just bought it.
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>>154664887
revert spread nerf

fixed
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>>154664887
Add spread to McCree so that he can only fires perfectly every 0.8 second.
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>queue for comp
>attack Hanamura
>have a Reinhardt and Zarya
>okay this'll go well i suppose
>Reinhardt just let's his shield get destroyed at the first choke
>Zarya never bubbles anyone but herself

Just """""carry""""" your team lolololololol xD
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>>154664382
>caring this much
just enjoy the art you idiot
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>>154664475
Yes, if you wall 1 or 2 people off it forces your team to focus fire them. Her ult can stop pushes and make pushes. Plus she's strong against zarya which your team probably sucks against because they dont know when to stop shooting the bubble.
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>>154664667
No. At long to mid range she'll be outdone by McCree in all circumstances, unless you're some kind of icicle autist who somehow can fail at hitscan. And at close range her damage pales compare to Reaper.

Nobody picks Mei for damage. They pick her for utility.
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>it's september
>people still don't understand the concept of standing behind rein's sheild to shoot enemy turrets safely
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>>154665067
Remove FTH
You can now fire as fast as you click but it'll do reduced damage and increased recoil with each shot.
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>>154664995
Thank fucking christ someone else knows this, the same can be said for Hanamura

one of my friends said that the tactic was retarded and would never work

the very next game I did just that and guess what, 5 out of 6 of the enemy team fell back to the point.

he got pissed and I just said "look, im sorry if you and your team cant handle the lone reinhardt standing at the gate, but i drew them back. Its your fault for dicking around in the gap and not capitalizing on their broken ranks.

ffs its not that hard to understand
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What if we gave Mercy an E
That was basically a health bukkake like Ana's, except it was damage up/damage down instead
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>>154664382
>originated as a meme by Jezebel browsing tumblrette whalecunts mocking the "GAMER" stereotype?
except it didn't? you're literally getting triggered by the word tumblr here.
leave it to D.vafags to be total spergs
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>Blocking everyone that uses chat

Why is this game so much better now
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>if I win one more comp game I won't be able to play with my friends anymore
Do I try and join the Master-race or stay in Diamond with the lads?
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>>154663995
it did actually
I don't die behind a wall anymore
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>>154665315
>Filtering this post

Why is 4chan so much better now
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>quickplay
>mute everyone
>play whatever the fuck I want
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>>154664935
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>>154665169
>Be Reinhardt
>See Bastion
>See people behind my shield
>Wait for Bastion to die
>Move away just when my shield cracks
>DPS all dead, Bastion alive
How difficult can it be to shoot a stationary target with perfect impunity for about 3-4 seconds?
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>>154664382
It started here with parodies of poputepipikku
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>>154662435
>playing lijiang tower
>in overtime
>round 2 lost
>NERF THIS
>quintuple kill
>still get potg
Mistakes into miracles
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why does this game go to fuckin 30 fps on dva ult from 100 how is it so badly optimized
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>>154665161
>she gets outdamaged by McCree!
How is that an argument
You're not gonna sit there and tell me 75 damage projectiles that can headshot blows just because the guy who outdamages EVERYONE is better at dealing damage
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>>154665315
>>154665378
>Cooperate and communicate with my team
>ignore shitposters and give advice as best I can to people who are complaining or seeking help
Why is life so grand?
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>>154625291
Disappointing her parents. The usual for women in general.
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>>154663358
The only consistent thing in each game is you.
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>>154664382
it started on 4chan idiot
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>>154665095
Stay bad.
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>Beat enemy double healer as solo heal Ana
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>>154665696
>ur the only constant :^))))
hello r/dota2, formeraly known as /d2g/
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>>154665037
I'm mid Diamond and fine with my rating
I don't really care about teammates playing poorly, everyone as bad day
But I don't come in here shit talking everyone
I didn't do a single post before saying you were shit talking everyone without showing your rating
The way you say something was like "if you can't carry ur shit lolxD"
It's a team game, you can't carry alone past plat
Other than shit talking maybe you can try to help people if you're so good?
I'd rather have people complain about "bad teammates" than all the waifu shit to be honest senpai
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what graphic settings are useless and increase fps a lot?
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>tfw always playing with 2 good friends
>one mains a healer, one a tank and one a DPS
>tfw synergy
>tfw we aren't that good at the game but just because of the above we got into Diamond easily while being level 40

feels good man
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>>154665095
>>Reinhardt just let's his shield get destroyed at the first choke
Wait, do you think it would be better for him to not shield? Because my idea on shielding there is to allow DPS dudes to either flank or shoot the turrets.
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>tfw stuck in Platinum and you will never get out
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>>154665895
All of them.

>>154665095
That's kind of the point of Rein's shield on that point at first. It's to give people a chance to build their ultimates up and distract the enemy team for a chance of a flanker possibly getting through.
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Post them stats, show everyone how bad you are.

http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/xbl/global/DJTony71
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>>154666139
place and lurk in mid platinum while only playing Torbjorn every game.

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>>154662338
He's not dumb he's delusional. Literally. He's a Don Qixote. Who wasn't dumb, just insane
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>>154662435
I got it ages ago, back when the fuse was longer and you died to the blast. And no Zarya trickery either, because she wasn't picked for every match back then.

>>154662752
It's too bad that you can only get it once. It really should be a counter, telling you how many times you've gotten the achievement.

>>154664382
Gremlin Dva comes from 4chan, it's a variation of the anime "Himouto! Umaru-chan". Look it up.

>>154664574
Hear, hear. She was a lot more fun back when Zarya and Zen weren't "the meta" for every match.
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>>154665810
hello r/leagueoflegends, formeraly (sic) known as /lolg/
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>>154666301
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/ThreeCPizzan-1540

stay mad meta cucks
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>>154666301
Not even going to bother.
I'm an unranked shitter with barely a 50% winrate so this should be enough stats to show how bad I am.
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New Brawl today?
I'm tired of Germantown
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>>154665095
cry more faggot
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>>154666301
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/ShadowDragon-146566/season/1
Come laugh at my shitty accuracy
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>Team-work focused game
>Most team are divided between several voice channels

Explain this.
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>be playing quick play as ana
>enemy mei freezing my Tracer
>starts emoting
>put that fat bitch to sleep
>tracer thaws out shoots her dead
>we both do a ceremonial tbag on her
Mei players in those videos you watch where mei is freezing people and emoting those are good players, you are not get the kill do a quick tbag and move on.
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Tech question here.
For people with toasters is trying to get higher fps always better? Even if u get a lot of frame drops? Is it better to just lock it at 30?

Currently I run medium graphics at 40 fps. Is it better to have increments of 30?
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>>154664710
TRY HAVING WIDOWMAKERS AND HANZO'S CONSTANTLY SNIPE AROUND THE CORNER AND NEVER BE IN A POSITION TO PUSH THEIR WAY TO THE OBJECTIVE OR EVEN THINK ABOUT GETTING CLOSE ENOUGH TO PUSH IF THERE'S A CHANCE AND BE HAPPY SITTING IN THE SPAWN ROOM TO SNIPE IF THEY CAN HELP IT WHILE CONTRIBUTING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO THE TEAM.

I'VE ONLY MET TWO THAT WERE ACTUALLY GOOD, AND BY SOME GRACE OF GOD I MANAGED TO BEAT THEM BY A HAIR BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A SPECIAL HANZO OR MLG WIDOWMAKER SNIPER. NO, WE CAN'T ALL BE SPECIAL. SOLDIER 76, TRACER, ANYONE ELSE ON OFFENSE AND PLEASE AT LEAST A BASTION OR TORBJORN ON DEFENSE OR EVEN HANZO AND WIDOWMAKER ON DEFENSE OBJECTIVES WHERE THEY ACTIVELY SHOULD BE INSTEAD OF POKING AROUND THE CORNER TO NOT GET SHOT AT.
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>>154666728
>t-bag
You're just as bad as them
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>>154665095
your mistake was not galvanizing your team to go fucking blitzmode and holding at choke

pick lucio, tell rein to charge through and zarya to bubble him as you speedboost your team through the choke

easy first point nobody expects this level of AGGRESSION

unless they have a mei, if they have mei you instalose

t. hanamura attack pro
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>>154666838
>not tbagging and asserting dominance
Oh anon
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>>154666604
Should have a new one this afternoon
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>tfw you give a roadhog the broken ankles and then give him the double headshot with your double headshotguns as reaper
>then you tbag him

nothing personnel kid i'm just better than you heh..
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nerf this ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk
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>>154667080
Why do you keep posting these?
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>kill someone as dva
>can't tbag them
FIX THIS BLIZZARD
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>>154665648
>You're not gonna sit there and tell me 75 damage projectiles that can headshot blows
It does blow when you aren't consistent with it. Which you won't be, since you have to compensate for her prefire delay AND projectile speed.
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>>154667134
This
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>>154666301
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/Arassuil-2973
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>can only win by getting carried
>still have 50% winrate
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>>154667134
You get annoying voicelines, that's better.
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>3 gold in my team vs 1 gold in enemy team
>loses
????
rank means nothing eh
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>>154660580
I suppose Pharah is somewhat trained to be a strategical thinker on the battlefield. While McCree's credentials are pretty much "Owns a revolver."
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>>154650987
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>>154667497
I went up against a duo of diamond players as a rank 2500 shitter once

Turns out they fell to this rank for a reason; we won pretty easily
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>>154667376
What happen on the 9th?
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If going from rank 1 to 5000 is possible then can you get from 5000 to bronze?
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>>154662850
i don't get the ana hate
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>>154667140
>It does blow when you aren't consistent with it. Which you won't be, since you have to compensate for her prefire delay AND projectile speed.
Again, speak for your own abilities
You realize it's entirely possible for one to be more consistent with projectiles than hitscan right? And there's plenty of cases of it occurring
"lol just click heads" doesn't suddenly make you an expert McCree player.
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>>154667772
it's being fixed, so no
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>>154655730
Junkrat's tire keeps going if you kill him
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>>154650987
Technically speaking, he is in multiple videogames. A character that can stop/slow time for themselves would be amazing for clutch games.
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>>154667768
A friend convinced me to play with him and a bunch of his friends. He's alright but the other people were really awful.
I should've probably quit after the first desastrous loss but I thought maybe we'd have a chance with a little more communication.
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Why is noone doing anything against this retarded hook?
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>>154668009
I know Junkrat's tire keeps going. I'm just saying for the newer character in question that their ult can be canceled out if they're killed while they're vulnerable.
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Played Reaper/Zarya in placements, got placed ~2550, decided to switch to playing Zen/Lucio...feelsgoodman
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>>154666021
>>154666292

I was telling our Reinhardt to fucking charge and Zarya could bubble him like what >>154666898 said.
But he was just standing in the gate while junkrat was busting his nut over us.
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>>154668143
What's the point of covering your name up?
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>>154668318
I dunno...why, you want me to carry you?
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>>154650987
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>>154667616
McCree is a blackwatch commando trained by Edgelord himself
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When i first started playing i always thought bastions ult whistle was roadhogs ult
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>>154665837
I'm not shit talking anyone. I'm complaining. I'm just tired of every thread being bloated with useless posts about someone's bad/stupid teammates and nonsense about some fabled elo hell. Leave that shit in the official forums.

I never said I was "that good". But I can't even count how many times I've found the weakest teammate in my games to be the same guy that's going "lol this team is shit" in the chat. Even in quickplay games when those players ragequit and leave, our team makes a fucking comeback.

I'm trying to tell everyone here that they're holding themselves back, not their team.

The only thing in this game that's out of another player's control is leavers in comp. That's it. A losing team didn't lost because one of their teammates picked fucking Honzo in whatever unpreferable map.
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>>154667798
>You realize it's entirely possible for one to be more consistent with projectiles than hitscan right?
Hitscan with no bloom is literally the easiest fucking shooting mechanics pretty much ever.

There is no way anyone should be worse with such a pathetically easy mechanic than an objectively more difficult one, unless if you purposefully neglect playing hitscan heroes so you have zero experience with them. Or, like I said before, you're an icicle autist.

>And there's plenty of cases of it occurring
Name one.

>"lol just click heads" doesn't suddenly make you an expert McCree player.
Clicking heads consistently THE major mechanical skill that separates good McCree players from mediocre ones. Everything else can either be compensated for by your teammates if need be, even your positioning to an extent. But if you can't land your damage, there is no hope for you.
>>
>played a game with a grill
>we won with amazing team synergy
>she ask to party with me and the old team
>stays silent
>so lo que by myself after game ends

why am I so hopeless? :( I could have get her as a gf and sniff her butt
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Your daughter comes home from collage with her boyfriend.

How do you react /owg/?
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>>154665037
>>154665837
>>154669259
yo this thread just got hella fucking reddit when these two came in
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>>154669325
Convince him to dump my daughter and suck that robo-dick
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>>154669325
I'm a virgin, why do I have a daughter?
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I hate cancer of the hill so fucking much. Just give me an option to avoid this dumb shit mode is it that much to ask for?
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QTmaker
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Does anyone have a clip of D.Va's alternative "I'm on fire" line?
Not the "boomshakalaka" one, the alternate delivery
It's so cute
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>>154669462
T H I N N
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>nvlddmkm.sys error
>gonna uninstall my 372.70 version
>364.51 is my last hope considering pic related
Anyone experienced this?
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>>154669462
>that upturned nose
>those lips
>that angled chin

She's very cute in profile.
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>>154669353
>muh reddit boogieman
Quality post.
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>be very good reaper/pharah/Zarya
>hate playing support unless I'm in a 6 stack because how the hell could I trust randos
>always pick Ana if I'm forced into support in the hopes someone too attached to the (outdated) "pro meta" will switch thinking having Ana may as well throw the game
>no one ever does
>at this point I'm so good with Ana I can carry in platinum
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>>154669429
someone used ur cum tissue up her stank pussy
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>>154669462
>tfw no qt Smugberry to greet me in an exaggerated French voice
>>
newest memegull video, i'm almost certain he's using an aimhack of some kind at 9:52, the way his crosshair follows the lucio as he goes through the door doesn't look natural

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9OQ56K-LXs
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anyone here have any friends they think are trash at the game and they want to shit-talk?
>made a friend through a friend recently
>find out he plays Overwatch, too
>hit him up to group
>find out he chooses his character based on RNG
>find out he does this for any game with a character select
>this makes him choose shit like attack Bastion or koth Widow or whatever
>asked him not to do this on comp
>says he can't, he's always played games like this
I actively try to avoid playing with him now
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>>154669986
>aimhack
>projectile class

...
>>
Reminder for those trying to climb out of plat
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>>154669986
stop fucking shilling seagull we know its you
fuck off and post your shit on reddit if you're that desperate
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>>154669269
>There is no way anyone should be worse with such a pathetically easy mechanic than an objectively more difficult one, unless if you purposefully neglect playing hitscan heroes so you have zero experience with them. Or, like I said before, you're an icicle autist.
There you go again speaking solely from your own perspective
>if they're better with projectiles than with hitscan, they must be autistic
really rivoting argument. fucking incredible actually

>Name one.
Ster. To name another, seagull.
To name more, tons faceless nobodies scattered across the web that can vouch for it, including myself

>Leading shots consistently is THE major mechanical skill that separates good Mei players from mediocre ones.
wow look at that
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>just got a friend request from a much better player I played with last night

What do I do? Should I message him and say hi? Should I invite him to queue together? Is that to clingy? Should I wait for him to approach me?
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>enemy team is five junkrat and a mercy

Is there anything more annoying?
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>played twenty quick play games today
>not a single healer or tank on my team in any of them
>every enemy team ran a meta comp of course

What wonderful matchmaking you've got Blizzard.
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>>154670397
Don't play qp if you don't want to see le funny meme teams.
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>>154670123
That was clearly just Seagull leading the target, but aimhacks do exist for projectile weapons. They work by interpolating the future position of a moving player based on their current movement
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>>154670231
Did you even read the post anon?
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>>154670397
>Is there anything more annoying?
six junkrats
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>>154670397
6 Tracers.
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>>154670461
I just want to practice a little more before doing my placements.
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>>154670497
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>>154670315
Yes
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>>154670665
Then make a meme team of your own. If there were 12 Junkrats, nobody would be angry.
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>>154669325
Which one's my daughter?
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>>154625009
So this is the Overwatch community at work
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>>154671101
Nah, that would be the reddit page for Overwatch
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>>154670472
The word you're looking for is extrapolating. Have a nice day!
T. pedantic anon
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>>154670763
I just switched to zarya and enjoyed the constant 100 energy.
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>>154670397
>Switch to Zarya/Pharah
>Rape with your dom-cock
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>>154670425
>quick play
Who care
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>>154670397
>not countering with 5 pharah 1 mercy
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>rank 40 shitter
>paired with platinums and a diamond group
>attacking Eichenwald
>they can't deal with a Junkrat, Roadhog, Symmetra, McCree, Torbjorn, and Zenyatta on the first choke
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>competent Ana + Mercy in my team
>the enemy tracer thinks she is allowed to kill anything
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>>154671261
I don't think you thought this one through, pedantic anon.
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>>154664363
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>>154670001
One of my best friends literally only plays D.Va, Symmetra, Soldier, Zen, and Roadhog.

With D.Va he only ults to get a new mech. Which means if there's a healer on his team he may go an entire game without using it.

He plays attack Symmetra without shame on payload maps because he thinks that placing the teleporter ON the payload is the best thing ever. Which he will defend to his dying breath because "it makes them overextend."

He tries to play Soldier with his sens cranked up to 25 and doesn't know how to find his mouse DPI, let alone adjust it. He also refuses to burst fire and prefers to just run at people spraying full auto.

He literally has never healed one iota on Zen. He unbound the key. He says it doesn't matter because nobody ever notices Zen healing them anyways and they never complain about it. His w/l with Zen is under 10:1.

Somehow, he is a fucking wizard with hooks and will easily get like 70% accuracy and 25+ pulls a game. But he also doesn't like using Hoggy's alt fire for some reason I will never understand, so not all of those hooks become kills.

Thankfully he's EU and doesn't play comp, so I never have to play with him.
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I'm too lazy to git gud at a carry character
I'm just going to play the funny Brazilian music man and hope luck is on my side
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>>154670397
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>>154670941
more
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>>154671682
>His w/l with Zen is under 10:1.
Fuck, that should obviously be >under 1:10
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>>154671261
No, the word is interpolating, because the datastream is constant.

When your client is making educated guesses at to the activity of your opponents and drawing that on screen while waiting for the next packet from the server to sync with it's not extrapolating, it's interpolating.
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>>154671525
I do, I want somewhere to practice without the pressure of ranked.
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>>154670941
All homolust 76 ships are pure and beautiful
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>>154664363
REMOVE AVENUE SWINE
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>>154656652
>Lets make two cancerous pieces of shit out of one probably cancerous piece of shit

BRAVO BLIZZARD
R
A
V
O
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Playing this game when you genuinely don't care about winning is so much fun.
Throwing a game to piss off your asshole teammates is so much more satisfying to ever winning.
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what is all these gold and medals and 16k shit people are writing post game?
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>first placement game
>looks as though its at around 2500SR
>people pick inane crap like junkrat and bastion on KOTH
>people have little to no situational awareness
>they don't notice the huge fucking hog to the side fishing out their healers
Hookin's a good job m8. Going to enjoy this while it lasts.
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>playing on denbts map
>about to lose the point
>zoop in as tracer
>pistol headshots for a kill and to finish my ult
>time carefully so as not to have zarya eat it or reaper press his get out of jail free button
>quintuple kill
>match ends
>play of the game: mei
>she presses Q on the point

This game fucking blows.
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>>154672384
I like throwing games when the five stack blames me for everything that goes wrong in the first round
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>>154671751
Pure or not pure?
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so, is mei fat or not
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>>154659842
Literally my first match post patch I got POTG with a 2 man rez
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>>154672576
No
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>>154670953
The omnic of course, it is a lesbot
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>>154672576
Of course she's fat, how is this even a question?
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>>154672384
Sometimes I go into quickplay and play attack symmetra. Ironically these are the times where I get competent teammembers and we manage to win.
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>backfilled into game
>can't see enemy composition

Why?
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>>154672504

I had nothing but plat premades of utter fucking retards too. The instant I'm out of placements I'm with plats who actually try to win again, so I'm not sure what the hell was going on.
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>>154672528
both
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>>154671751

>>154671890
76 is not pure.
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>>154672576
Fat and hairy.
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>>154672770
Placements are pretty random, sometimes you get braindead idiots and sometimes you get carried. The quality of the game definitely improves once you hit diamond.
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Anyone know what game/program this is from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_wBn4PGR54
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>>154673081
CM3D2
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>>154671716
>carry character
stop being cancer. people in gold unironically think torb is a carry character. every dps main ever thinks their main is a carry character. just because they got gold in elims a few times and felt really good about themselves, which is the main purpose of OW. you need a good team and to understand the game to win. le carry meme comes from people convincing themselves they contributed more than they actually did. e.g. zen is a really stong hero, but he can't 1v6, or even 1v2. any half decent team will coordinate a push and steamroll anyone who tries to carry by themselves. the mindset of "my team are just distraction targets for the enemy" is counter productive
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>>154659324
Blizzard sold 7 million units
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>>154673081
looks like CM3D2
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need a good gif for my overwatch ts channel anyone got anything?
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>>154659324
>tfw I bought the origins edition because I thought the final product would deliver more than it has and now I have to play it more than all my other games (which I mostly bought on sale)
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When are they gonna update the Brawl? I'm sick of Castle Crashers
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Best tanks for each group of maps?
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>Team goes all Genji for shits n giggles.
>Never played Genji before.
>Somehow get PotG.
I killed 4 people with my ult. I was shocked.
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>>154673473
People actually play the Brawls?
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>>154673552
Reinhardt and Zarya can pretty much play on any map. However, Reinhardt struggles with koth and not too often is he useful. Sometimes he is.
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hwlp? just when i thought i cant sink any lower
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>>154672528
LEWD PLEASE
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>>154673250
>>154673162
Looks about right, thanks
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>>154673565
how to play genji

>poke from long range until you get ult
>abuse infinite mobility and actual invincibility to be unkillable
>press q
>mash
>repeat 30 seconds later
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>>154673628
I've never seen a silver that wasn't a child or a first-time FPS player

There is something very fundamentally wrong with your play. Either your map knowledge, your situational awareness, your aim, your hero selection, or all of the above is utterly deplorable and needs addressing.
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>>154673390
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>>154673628
How do competitive points work? I'll play a few games and dont even get 1
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>>154673910
You get 10 for a vwin, 5 for a draw.
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>>154656156
1600 dpi and 0.80 sens. all windows accelerations turned off
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>tfw made it to 2734 and then dropped 200 points due to an unfortunate series of genji/hanzo/mcree mains and leavers

>tfw duo partner is borderline schizo at times and his latest grapples with his paranoia means I now have no duo partner

>tfw I know if I solo I'll never make it to diamond in a 6v6 game

Fugggg
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>>154674054
i have no idea what sens does. i can choose it on my mouse's driver soft ware and in game too
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>>154673197
So playing Lucio every time is a good move then?
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>>154673627
Well heres the thing, I struggle with Zarya on Nepal, it really feels like its not the map group for her except the one with the raised hill. I just play Winston for the other two usually.
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I think that one way to buff Soldier would be to increase his jump height a little and maybe give him the ability to grab ledges. That would make him more viable as a flanker.
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So what do you guys think will be the new brawl?
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>>154668010
stand punch and knive throws would be cool but timestop ult would have to be just for him or he would be OP as fug.
dunno what can be said if they'll make it 9 seconds or not
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>>154674164
how sensible your mouse reads movement. high sensitivity means you have to move less your mouse to aim.

i like less sens and dpi because otherwise i feel like sonic took control over my mouse.

try to find what kind of setting suits you.
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>>154674216
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>>154674252
Carry characters do exist below gold. If you fall below 2000, you can carry yourself up with them. But the higher you go the less effective they become because the more effective other players become.
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so now there is a legend rank in competitive
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>flashbang doesn't cancel swift strike

W H Y
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>>154673620
If Eichenwalde wasn't so defense-favored it would actually be a good brawl. Basically quick play with 1 hero limit.

I feel that they are going to add 1HL or maybe 2HL to QP sooner or later anyway.
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>>154674705
Reread
It's just a legend listing the ranks, their cut offs, and when rank decay sets in, it's when you click the (i) below the comp option
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>>154674705
No there isn't.
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>>154672896
Why is he not pure? Getting fucked by your comrade in arms is the purest form of love known to men

>>154673672
>>154672802
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>>154674517
He's not supposed to be a flanker
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>>154668143
>tfw placed 2150~ and made it to 2730~ then dropped down 200

Help
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>>154674620
Is solo-queueing out of gold even possible? I'll get two games of well-coordinated stomps and then two games of zero communication Hanzo auto-lock
>tfw Hanzo is my least played character because of the stigma
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>>154674935
This image terrifies me and turns me on.
>tfw no qt undead bf
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>>154672384
>"throwing the game"
If thats what you wanna call it
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Did anyone hear make it to Diamond solo from low Plat?
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>>154674620
I linger between 2400 and 2600 consistently

I am very average
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>>154665095
>have a Zarya
There's your problem, you must be the Zarya
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>>154672896
please god more

Also 76 is pure, no matter how much dick he takes or how many bad thoughts he has, he will still always be pure at heart.
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>>154625854

I played two comp matches last night and went 1-1.

Guess witch one had the Ana and which one didn't faggot.

Ana is gutter trash and needs to stay in Q.P.

She flat out cannot out heal the damage that the enemy is dealing during a fire fight and her offensive dps is shit.
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>>154674889
>people complaining about a CASTLE map being defense favored

Anyways, I really like the one hero limit on it, feels a lot like ranked, amazing how the way they designed the game (no hero limit) is a lot less fun than the balance hotfix. If there was a non-ranked hero limit mode next to quick play and ranked, I would pretty much stop playing quick play altogether.
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More abusing s76 please
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>>154674935
>cant tell if this is supposed to be regular gay art, or gay art of Reaper stabbing 76 in the lower midsection
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>>154675019
I carried myself from 2100 to 2500.

So yes, it's possible. Whether I'll make it to 3000 is another story.
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>>154673672
Got plenty of lewds but I can't post them because blue board, and I'm to lazy to edit them.
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>>154675019
No. I'm only plat because I was placed there. I quickly fell to 2200 average. QP is literal ELO Hell. With a good team I could get to Diamond easily. I've seen that when I accidentally got good teams. But I'm suspicious of people, and too picky. Had my share of shit crowds thoughtout my life, ont gonna put up with more kids and raging faggots, and I don't really know where and how to meet other fun people. Sounds like something you bump into randomly. So I basically only play to allow myself to accidentally meet with a fun group I could start playing with. Once I met one, they even tried adding me, but the system bugged out and we didn't see each other in "last played with". So, bugger.
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that feeling when you rush in alone as rein and save the day
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>>154675378
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>want to practice Roadhog
>get constantly shat on by the enemy team because I'm not good at landing my hooks
>harrassed by a Tracer constantly
How the fuck am I supposed to improve if I can't fucking stay alive
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>>154675386
The second is hotter, so go with that.
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>Try having fun today playing characters I never use in QP.
>Enemy team completely steamrolls our team every game.
>I just want to get the cute spray I don't have.
>Some Hanzo named "dark(insert name) starts talking like he's hot shit.
>Jump on my main, completely destroy them and carry the team.
>Hanzo ragequits
>tfw swimming golds when I'd rather just be having fun trying different characters.

I think I should make a new account so I can try out the different characters without dealing with steamrolling try-hards.
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What's SR is needed to get into top 500 at the moment?
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>>154674548
>>154668010
>250 health
>primary fire is knife throw (projectile)
>e is space ripper stingy eyes (hitscan)
>shift is a close-range capture that immobilizes and drains a target's health
>ult is za warudo (all players on both teams immobilized unless another dio uses his ult, in which case they can move in the stopped time), projectiles (including knives) freeze in the air during the 5-second time stop and resume course when time flows normally, cooldowns timers do not run during time stop
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>>154675592
Play against bots to practice your hooking
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>>154675237
I can't escape 2100-2200
getting a win streak going is impossible
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Did Lena cook the casserole correctly tonight?
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>>154675471
Can you still get banned even if you spoiler them?
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>>154675375

Heineken is an awesome map imo so far.

Those final pushes in the throne room are some of the most intense moments in the entire game.
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THE DOLBY ATMOS SOUNDED way better yesterday night when i tried it for the first time but now that i enable it again, it sounds like shit? wtf?

night time got some mumbo jumbo going on?
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>>154675365
Ana has the second highest HPS in the game behind the recently buffed Mercy as well as one of the best ults in the game. Ana's ult is so amazing that it made 3/3 a powerful comp meta.
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>>154675615
>make a new account
You mean like...buy a new copy of the game?

Don't do that.

You can't unlock the spray on your first account then.
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>>154675729
I'm hovering around 2600 and fell to 2200. Only took a couple hours to climb back up
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>>154625009
Wow I can't believe that is a real article
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>>154675745
Can someone post that meme but with widowmaker suffocating lena with her fat ass instead of her hands?
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>>154675869
Ana has 2.5 HPS more than Mercy?
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>>154665169
>Try to stand behind rein's shield as McCree
>Plinking people and doing damage
>Suddenly Rein throws hisfireball without warning
>Widowmaker blows my brains out
>Rein then wonders why no ones standing behind his shield
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>>154675861
Atmos really provides a lot better surround sound, but the sounds are muddy as fuck. You get used to it.
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>>154675992
IIRC Ana was the best single target healing in the game without the benefit of her grenade, then mercy got buffed, and now she's second best on a normal target but still the best if you compare ana+grenade to mercy without it

The reload also causes a pretty big hit to her HPS over long periods.
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>two meis attacking on king's row alternating ults

Pls nerf, fucking Christ.
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>>154675992
With 100% accuracy she overheals all other classes. She's a high-reward, high skill ceiling, high skill floor character.
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>>154676203
What's up with her accuracy stat on masteroverwatch? Does it count ally healing as a miss?
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>>154675762
I got banned for posting an image of McCree eating Genji's ass where everything was censored.

>>154675471
Upload to imgur?
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such is life in quickplay
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>let little bro play
>hes screaming at team mates saying they suck, not on mic
>says he went in and took the entire objective by himself
>dont believe him
>continue watching him play, wow his team mates do suck
>they lose, guys on mic admit he sucked that game, no fucking kidding
>bro gets potg taking the objective
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>>154675365
>She flat out cannot out heal the damage that the enemy is dealing during a fire fight
>"I'm just gonna flat out state incorrect facts for the sake of an argument"

Don't blame the character for the fact you are a low rank shitter.
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>>154676045
>>154675861
Isn't "Dolby Atmos" just a fancy marketing name for software-generated binaural sound?
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>>154676348
>an image of McCree eating Genji's ass
Link it?
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>>154676110
>IIRC Ana was the best single target healing in the game without the benefit of her grenade, then mercy got buffed, and now she's second best on a normal target but still the best if you compare ana+grenade to mercy without it
Well you're recalling wrong. Ana has 62.5 HPS without grenades, Mercy has 60.

>The reload also causes a pretty big hit to her HPS over long periods.
With the reload it's 55,555..., that's not really big I'd say considering it's still above pre-buff Mercy.
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>wake up
>Mei stills exist
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>>154676158
>quickplay
>>
>>>/v/351691679
Which one of you is this?
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>>154676158
nah, man
I payed a qp against a Mei 6-stack and found out Reaper's pretty dope at dealing with them
>both close-range but Reaper chews the shit out of them
>can stand right outside their cryo to blow their brains out
>can wraith out of ults
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Ana is for people who don't want to play healer but still want to say they're filling the role, she's off-heal, not main and if you play Ana when theres no main healer it is your fault you lose.
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>tfw playing junkrat on temple of anus defense and you completely shit on the enemy team

who /stopmeifyouheardthisonebefore/ here?
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>>154650987
Just give Symmetra a portal gun already.

Maybe a character with a UT style shock rifle with combo

I hope they have something interesting planned for Sombra, and she's not just TF2 Spy 2: Electric Boogaloo
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>>154676158
Balancing the game for qp?
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>new patch
>they still haven't nerfed Roadhog
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>>154676449
http://imgur.com/a/xLYSp
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>>154676691

If you want to play off healer and deal dmg then Zenyatta is better in every way in all situations.
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>>154676691
the only main healer in this game is Lucio tho
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>>154675154
Yes. I started at 2700 then went on a losing streak to 2500. Climbed back up to 2900 and was stuck in the 2900-2970 range for about 2 days. Today I finally got platinum. I play Mercy almost exclusively too, 100% solo q. If I can do it with Mercy, anyone can do it
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>>154674935
What's not pure is his lack for care for anything other than the war he's fighting. He's most likely hurt Phara or the men serving under her with all his Helix security run-ins. Just because he didn't kill anyone doesn't mean he didn't severely hurt several people for what he wanted.

And we all know the reason he won't stop fighting is because Reaper won't stop fighting either
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Oh god I just noticed, you are going to need to hit GM in S2 for a free gold weapon this time.
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>>154676691
If you want a healer and don't play yourself it's your fault you lose.
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>>154677038
Uhh no. Mercy is the only main healer.
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>>154676919
>still no mccree nerf
>still no reaper nerf
>still no zarya nerf
>still no zenyatta nerf
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>>154677072
He's fighting to protect people, anon. That's pure, even if he's misguided.

>>154675378
>found the uncropped image
>it's him finger-fucking himself
It's a thing of beauty.
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>>154676456
60 is bigger than 55.5~ anon
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>>154677154
Where do you see that?

You only needed 60+ in Season 1 and that's Diamond in Season 2.
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>>154677154
of course not you fucking mongoloid
free gold will be at diamond, or maybe a bit higher like 3250 if they want it to be 65 like S1
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>>154676445

I watch streams with top ranked players that roll Ana for shits and giggles and they STILL lose more than they win.

She's garbage.
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>>154677154
so, based on rewards, is diamond like 56-59?
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>>154677326
I know, I didn't say it wasn't. I responded to the quoted parts for a reason.
Seriously though, how often do you need to heal more than 750 HP?
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>>154677181
Mercy is not good for solo heal.
The only one who can solo heal is Lucio
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>>154677367
>>154677336
It's right there in-game for everyone to see
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>>154677336
>>154677367
Nope
Master + 100 wins or Diamond + 180 wins
+ any points that rolled over from S1
>>
I have no illusions about whether or not people will wait before posting the new thread, bu please update the latest patch notes link in the next op:

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749157415
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>>154677504
Yes she definitely can except for koth
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>>154677336
>>154677367
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20271526

I would crop the picture but windows 10 is being shit and I can't open paint.
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>tfw they don't stop you when they've heard that one before
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Am I the only one getting aroused by Zen's gasp when he gets critical hit and goes low health?
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>>154677589
>>154677506
>harder to rank up this season past whatever your S1 seed was
>rewards require you to be far higher (free gold being at SR80 instead of 65)
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>>154677681
in low level game then.
You'll just get instakilled over plat
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>>154677778
You need religion in your life, son
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>>154677174

>Me: We need a healer. Zen would be good here
>Anon: Well maybe you should play healer then.
>Me: Well then we won't have a tank
>Anon: ..........
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>>154677778
Definitely not the only one, anon. Zen arouses me in general. He's just so delicate and his cute hands are always onscreen.
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>>154677789
Gold weapons ARE suppose to be special
in S1 they were more or less guaranteed to you if you were half decent and played regularly
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>>154677621
Got it for the next OP.
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>>154677302
He's clearly said he isn't fighting to protect. He's fighting to put down all the organizations and people that wanted his head and brought down Overwatch. He's been acting like a menace ever since.

Even Ana said she doesn't want any part of his war, she just doesn't want to see him dead. She cares about him after all.
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>>154675762
I love pictures of 76 grabbing Reaper, and he's like 'woah, man!'. They are so rare
>>
>get teamkill with highnoon, 3 headshots kills before using it all in 6 seconds or something
>potg still goes to a mercy 2 man revive

thanks blizz
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>>154676348
I'll see what I can do. Don't expect the link earlier than end of the week though
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>>154677993
So basically, Ana is a cuck?
>>
>got a 5 man res today
>nobody noticed during the replay because the death counter is always wonky

at least mercy potgs are well deserved now
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>>154677181
>Mercy is the only main healer.
kek
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>The Overwatch game is an AI running combat sims on all the high-profile combatants they might encounter
>The Omnic War has not been stopped, only temporarily halted
>The AI is adding new combatants to the simulation as it finds more information or realizes certain combatants are active and not deceased
>when the overwatch movie comes out the plot will be the AI that ran the simulations concluding that it had enough data to defeat overwatch, re-igniting the omnic war
>there will be a co-op mode very much like mann v machine with a similar monetization scheme alongside the movie
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Random post about Eichenwalde balance
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>>154678142
>end of the week

Nigga how many do you even have?
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>>154677049
well then, gimme some mercy tips
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>>154678281
>Muh impossible choke!
Top kek.
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>>154676738
2rite, m8
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>>154678275
Jesus I want this.
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>>154678281
NO I'M NOT HAVING FUN THERE IS ALWAYS A MEI
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>>154676203

>with 100% accuracy

Well that's the kicker right there innit?
>>
>>154678281
>are you having fun?
No. No, Jeff, I am not.

My retard teammates don't understand the concept of "high ground" and how it offers several powerful advantages.

They easily bust through A and the first gate only to die over and over trying to push the cart from the ground instead of going on top of the castle, wiping the defense, and THEN pushing.
>>
>>154678539
>>154678539
>>154678539
New thread
>>154678539
>>154678539
>>154678539
>>
Pharah on console is both actually viable and incredibly fun
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>>154678410
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>>154678568
>Just after bump limit
>Updated patch notes
>Relevant image without being too waifufaggotryish
I can't believe somebody actually made a good thread.
>>
>>154678662
I like how attractive women is somehow a bad thing now, but no one complains about husbandofaggotry
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>>154678657
I wish I could draw so I'd draw Mei guro.
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>>154678334
Not THAT many, it's just that I dumped them into general homolust folder, and it's a fucking mess. Uploading them will require me to clean it up first, and not only it will take time, but I really don't wanna do it. SO yeah, most of the 'week' will be spend trying to make myself do it
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>>154678383
>associating glorious Terran Republic with lowlife bogan

Disgraceful. Turn in your CARV soldier. Then line up against the wall and wait for the Commissar to address you.
>>
>>154678753
I meant more the fucking fetish bullshit pictures. Gay shit is generally about as bad.
Though OP pics are under more scrutiny obviously.
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>playing support so I can't switch (well I could but we'd have no healer)
>Enemy Junkrat is spamming the choke we are trying to push
>suggest somebody go D.Va to absorb spam
>nobody switches and we lose

WHY DON'T PEOPLE SWITCH HERO!?
This game is a giant rock, paper, scissors, simulator. If you don't switch to counter then you are playing it wrong
>>
Why didnt they give tracer an ult that was themed around time? Lol heres a bomb thats worse riptire and worse d.va.

Its simple. Stop time for 5 seconds. Tracer can deal ABSOLUTE MAX 80 dps and reloads in 1 second. So in 5 seconds tracer can deal 240 damage. Nevermind though, thats piss poor damage, even removing reload is good because thats only 400, and thats landing all headshots. Still give her a time related power
>>
what game is this ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk
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>>154650987
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>>154676691
>Highest heal/sec in game
>"off heal"
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>>154679786
We don't need another australian
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>>154658970
Ganzo

dubs confirm
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>>154680371
not lucio or maybe zen = off heal
>>
>>154680371

Gtfo outta here with your stats.

Ana's real world hps during actual combat is dog shit because you need 100% accuracy to achieve that which even pros don't have.

I can't tell you how often I see Ana mains complain about teammates ACTUALLY MOVING AROUND during a firefight instead of sitting still in front of her so she can actually heal them


How fucking retarded do you have to be to expect something to sit still while they are being shot at from all sides.

Ana mains are such cancer.
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>>154679549
CM3D2 probably
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>>154659842
>fixed a bug allowing reaper to shadow step to unintended locations on hollywood

everytime
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