SMITE General /smgen/

first for scylla, my waifu

xth for TERRAS BIG DONKEY DICK

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someone post the skadi pasta

>>154582118

I wasn't even the Vamana, I was actualy a Khepri.

I just enjoyed the irony in that a person whos gamertag is toxicgamer is complaining about toxicicity

>>154583557
Is that what he meant? Cancerous tends to not be the same as toxic, though.

Nu Wa shitter here. I could use help with Ammy. I don't really know how to build her. I usually build 2 situational protections, then I build Qin's, Exe, and Titan's. It just feels like an ineffective mix of defense and damage.

Please tell me that this 12 year old boy is some guest commentator

>>154582126
Nerf freya.
Nerf erlang.
Nerf ymir.

>>154583610
people use them synonymously all the time.

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>>154583274
>lying in bed as she turns you over
>she bites your ear and you feel a chill
>her lukewarm hands running down your back and grazing your asscheeks
>you hear her getting in position and feel a thick, long weight on your ass
>she spits on your asshole
>her head is warmer than the rest of her and you feel it entering
>the mixture of cold and warm makes it feel so good
>she's almost 7 inches deep when she pulls out, and sits back
>you turn your head to ask why when you feel her slam her meat inside you with the force of 1000 jotun
>she is pounding you so hard that the bed board is cracking
>you scratch your nails into the bed but take it because you love her and love how it feels
>her massive cock is getting warmer and warmer
>you push your ass back on her so she knows to cum inside
>after a few more hard, sweaty strokes you feel her cock twitching
>the Avalanche is coming
>she pumps three last times and lets out a mighty scream that can be heard from the mountains
>your ass is filled with the evidence of her love and you feel it dripping out onto the bed
>she falls on your back, sweaty and spent, kissing you before falling asleep

>>154584339
s-stop

>>154584249
slow nerf to ~15-20, otherwise fine.
Shen's squishy.
ymir is literally a non-threat.

>>154584249
What about Ymir should be nerfed? Maybe his damage. He's babbie's first guardian so his tankiness is necessary.

>>154584339
This general is overwhelmingly bisexual, and I can't tell what's serious and what's ironic. Though it doesn't really matter.

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>>154584339

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Threadly reminder hues are among us.

We should make our own Esports team, and show the 20 people watching the true power of our memes.

>>154585189
I could make a better jungler than the Hun Batz during last year's finals of the SWC.

Let's do it.

>>154582431
She is fucking adorable. What do you build on her.

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>>154584339
>the Avalanche is coming
everytime

Xth for Tyr, the greatest husbando

>>154585232
>>154585189
i'm barra levels of farmer as an adc, count me in.

Neith mid is a shitty meme.

>>154582431
If you want to be with Scuola you have to be into vore.

>>154585189
>>154585232
>>154585415
I would like to be the team cheerleader.

>>154585454
Not that anon but that is literally my fetish. Gonna have to head to deviant art and look for some of that involving Scylla when I get home.

>>154585356
He is pretty handy.

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>>154585685

>>154585861
You look pretty shaken up. Let me lend you a hand.

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>>154586228
Not that anon, but you should probably stop bucko

>>154586480
Sorry, I just have so many puns on call.

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I want to _____ Terra's _____ with my _____.

>>154587424
enter
vagina
entire body

>>154587424
hug, body, body

>>154587424
I want to feel Terra's abs with my hands.

>>154587424
hold
hand
hand

>>154587636
DELET THIS

HiRez jews keep working on most retarded ways of robbing people of money. Now they decided to make voicpacks for characters in paladins paid despite them being available for free for a year already.

>>154587424
I don't care but I'm wondering what it would be like to sniff her balls while jacking her off.

>>154588023
I said it ages ago that those voice packs would never stay free. It was so obvious i'm surprised people are shocked.

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Best girl coming through. She even has her own theme song...what's not to love?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

>>154588170
She's definitely not a smart girl though.

>>154587424
Moisten
Penis
Tongue

>>154584158
Asking again since Skadi pasta overtook me. How should I be building Amaterasu?

>>154588262
smart bird*

ahh fuck I forgot what I was going to say

>>154589441
Bird girl*

>>154589536
oh yeah, can I get platinum rank in just one game mode to get all of the rewards or do I have to get platinum in joust/conqu/duel to get them all?

>>154589656
just one mode is fine

>>154588170
>tfw you want to fuck Jing Wei but even if you could you'd be arrested for statutory rape and go to soap dropping land

There should be a license to give consent that you take a test to pass; my younger brother of age 17 is much more responsible than my older brother of age 22, and its all absurd to me.

>>154590023
ty friend

>>154590186
Why would you want to fuck such an underdeveloped girl?

Can I get an invite to EU clan? BuseWhan is name

FOR FUCK SAKE HIREZ WHOS BOIPUSSY DO I GOTTA SCREW TO GET A GOOD MATCHMAKING

>>154590818
you have to fuck a bear cave to get good matchmaking, fucking boipussy doesn't get you nothing, you need to feel pain to feel good

>>154584402

>Shen
>Squishy

wut.

>>154591261
>taking the bait

Does anyone want to get a referral system going?
Anyone want to swap codes? If we get this going we can all get the Tyr skin and gems if we get enough people.

>>154589536
ahh fuck I can't believe you've done this

>>154582126
Why can i not choose what form i switch into with wukong?
It seems pretty useless when it comes to a skill based game.
Team fight - switch into seagul
Need to escape - switch into lion
Wtf????
Why???

>>154594917
Seagull is your best form. Use it to gank tanks.

Smite on PS4 has has the same fucking MOTD for three fucking days in a row. HIREZ, I'M FUCKING TIRED OF HOARDER YOU CUNTS, PICK SOMETHING ELSE

who can awilix grab? hades?

>>154594917
THE POWER OF
LATAM
A
T
A
M

>>154595130
Anyone who jumps into the air. Odin, Fenrir, Ravana, Kali, Ullr, and a bunch of others. They have to be in the air for it to work though.

>>154595478
>Anyone who jumps into the air
>lying on the internet

>>154595130
Anyone with a leap, or who has been knocked up.

>>154595801
>not lying on the Internet

I bet you kiss girls.

>>154594917
gr8 b8 m8

>>154595478
Awillix can pull Scylla and Hades.

>>154595478
You can't pull Ravana, shitter

>me cringe
>solo queue conquest
>everyone's picking their roles just fine
>pick carry and lock in Medusa as everyone else has already picked their role
>support picks Athena
>ATHENA
>REEEEEEEEE YOU MADE ME A HIDEOUS SNAKE
>put on mic and hiss and growl at Athena
>match starts
>constantly shooting her, let her fight off xp camps on her own
>finally get my ult
>ymir and skadi are pushing while she has very low health
>if I ult them I can buy her enough time to escape
>ult her instead
>laugh as she dies
>recall to base and start shooting her again as she respawns
>stay afk
That'll fucking teach that "Goddess of Wisdom" shit before she goes ruining more lives.

>>154595478
(You)

>>154595023
Really?
Does the bird shit in the gaurdians eye and then piss in their mouth giving them the bird flu....slowly draining their health till they die?

>>154597050
Thanks man. I really needed that one.

Poolparty jing wei worth getting? doesn't seem attractive desu but the vp seems funny

>>154597857
just wait til the odyssey friendo

>>154598134
but I was gonna spend all my gems on the odyssey chest thats out right now

>>154597857
If you like it get it, skins preferences are subjective.

>>154598395
This has to be bait

>>154598395
That's the Greatest Hits chest, the Odyssey comes out tomorrow

>>154598515
Not him but I emptied out that chest too. What's bait about it?

>>154597065
No. HiRez should implement that though.
PAY ATTENTION PONPON OR FDOT!

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>mfw I win with a team full of jajas

>>154595130

Any move that is considered a leap, as long as they are not CC immune during it.

Even though Scylla, Hades and Izanami's escapes go underground, by the coding, they are considered leaps and thus can be grabbed, unless they use beads or have Magi's Blessing active.

WHAT'S A GOOD ADC BUILD ?
YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME OH I'VE SEEN BARRACUDA BUILD DEVO WARRIOR TABI QUIN SAIS ICHAIVAL WIND DEMON AND TITAN'S BANE

OR TRANSCENDANCE WARRIOR TABI ASI QUIN SAIS EXECUTIONER DEATHBRINGER

THIS A VERY GOOD DPS POWER CURVE FIGHTING POTENTIAL AND OBJECTIE DAMAGE BUILD YOU'LL TELL ME RIGHT THIS IS HOW YOU BUILD SMARTLY RIGHT ? PROFESSIONALLY RATIONALLY DESIGNED BUILD FOR COMPETITIVE GAMING RIGHT


THEN WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERY FUCKING SPIC PIECE OF SHIT THAT BUILDS BLOODFORGE FATALIS MASAMUNE ODYSSEUS BOW DEATHBRINGER AND MALICE ENDS UP 30-0 ? WHY DO THEY BUILD LIKE SHIT BUT STILL GET STUPID SCORES ?
AREN'T THOSE SHIT ITEMS FOR HUNTERS ? HOW COME THEY TWO SHOT EVERYTHING ?

>Smitten had another miscarriage and lost twins this time
poor girl , thats 3 dead babies in less than 6 months.

i blame the stress of having to play with Latam players, fucking hirez.

>>154603036
>doing something just because some streamer does it
Just do you Anon. I never follow what others do unless it just so happens I have the same build.

>qualifying conq
>I'm the only one not feeding
>our ADC told me to stop """saving""" people
>mfw I'm supp
>3-11 Bellona jungle saying "I wish we had a support"
>even when I'm saving two people in mod with <100hp and securing two kills at the same time, cupid is spam pinging the map crying about no help and support is bad etc
I'm going to place really fucking shitty because of these people, aren't I?

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Why is this general always so fuckin dead? the hell's going on?

>>154604423
no1 wants to talk to a bunch of gays

>>154603995
>next match
>Hel adc
Dodging queue in ranked doesn't count as a loss for qualifying, does it?

>>154603995
THE
POWER
OF
LATAM
A
T
A
M

>>154603995
I solo queue'd when I qualified and played with people like this. Got placed in silver 3, won 6 lost 4 games. It's hard to say where you'll end up.
I enjoy playing support myself, my most played role in season 2, but don't play support below gold 2/1. I learned that if you want to carry yourself out of shitter games you'll have to learn to jungle or mid. Then in plat and up it's actually rewarding to play support.

Guys how do I build Ullr? If I build AA his early game is shit, and if I build ability based his late game is homo.

>>154605159
Transcendence, Warrior Tabi, whatever.

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Just lost 2 games in joust to furfags ama.
Queueing up with 3 people should not be allowed.

>>154603231
literally who cares

smurfing for this tyr account is hard work, it's hard to find nubs to queue up with

>>154606374
Am more interested in the "whatever" part, senpai.

>>154596947
Yo, why don't Medusa and Arachne bro it up and kick the shit out of her?

>>154596947
what's wrong with medusa x athena? doesn't she give you a free 100% spec?

>>154596947
XD

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>>154586228
Fuck you carlos

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>the level 30 that plays exclusively with sub lv20 players

>>154609264
what if I'm just trying to level up my sub level 30 friends?

>>154609264
Is that how it works? I guess I better start finding some low level players to queue with then. I'm tired of my 58% winrate I want to shit all over everyone

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eSy-lw0RT8

who /hype/

>>154603995
I haven't had a match since this one that didn't have a DC.

>>154612052
>implying you pc users didn't cheat and play it early

new awilix skin when
she's too lewd to not get a new skin every month

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Terra skin idea
If anyone wants to improve, go ahead because I suck.

>>154613632
this is bait but how is downloading the PTS cheating?
you are just a fucking dumb stupid whore nigger who can't even do something so simple, nigga you need to fucking die please you retarded fucking monkey.

>>154614767
I don't think the SJW community that's in the Smite community would allow the first "thicc" goddess to have a cow skin.

What can they do to make the shitty Never pick mages pickable?

How can you redeem gods that have been shit since inception? How do you make the Arachne's, Anubis and Ah Puch's and KKK's playable?

I can't wait to get foxy amaterasu and never use her because she loses lane to easily.

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>>154614829
spotted the gay cheater

>>154616032
no she fucking doesn't fuck you

>>154616045
>PTS
>cheating
its like saying studying for a test is cheating.

>>154616140
Yes she does.

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>>154616154
sure if you're looking at what you studied while in the middle of taking the test

>>154616417
>what are open book tests
keep trying

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>>154616545
ahh, you mean the american tests that allow you to cheat and prove no knowledge

>>154606583
Asi/Bloodforge for lifesteal, then AS and crit if you wanna AA (sell Trans late game) or Qins and penetration for a "physical caster" build.

>>154616716
>hi i'm in high school and i have no idea what i'm talking about
i'm actually done kek

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>>154616829
>"I'm going all out on this one!!!"
keep it up cheater

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>tfw there's a jajaja neith on your team

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JUST GOT PLATINUM V
LETS GO
BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>154596947

(You) don't even deserve it.

>>154619217
But then you wrote out the you anyways? And you still replied?

I thought the Protect and Support Bundle (athena) was only going to be a limited time offer thing? Will it always be here? I have a few extra gems that I wanted to use on the odyssey chest before it goes away in a few hours but I feel like this bundle would be smarter (unless it doesn't expire any time soon).

>>154619882
ah fuck I cant believe I've done this opened the chest 5 times and got 3 wards and 2 avatars simply ebin

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>This is bait but-
>Proceeds to respond 5 different times

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>>154596947

>>154612052
That legitimately looks like fun

>>154624771
>Athena will never taunt you into her pussy
why even live?

>>154625104
She's a permavirgin though

>>154625260
just like you anon, just like you

>>154616256
she can clear at like level 4 man.

>>154627254
I hear this all the time but when I try it she only leaves the minions 1 hit from death. Wtf, am I supposed rush her ability?

>>154627609
U r shit idiot stop using her

Whats the next chest that's gonna be on sale later today

TERRA'S DONKEY DICK

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when you go 20-0 cause your smurfin

>>154630054
Terra does not have a penis.

>>154630591
cont..
from my smurfin I have really figured out that forced 50/50 is real. Every game I get about 10+ kills sometimes 20+ and still lose. I get stuck with Lokis who only build Lifesteal or people who only buy the first tier of an item.

It's sad too. I've only been doing this for a couple hours and I'm already at a place where I see main accounts with lots of t4's, mastery skins and fancy loading frames.

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>tfw you 1v2 at solo
i fucking love witchblade

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Didn't lose a single game today! No retards in my team, no LATAM shitters, no forced 50/50, no matchmaking shenanigans, no nothing. This is amazing!

>>154631689
shutup pon pon

is terra dick+balls+vag or just dick+vag?

>>154632402

I prefer no balls, but who knows

>>154632402
The best part is sniffing her balls when she's all sweaty.

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>>154631468
>Terra doesn't have a penis

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>got caught shilling
>proceeds to make this general seem like degenerates

>>154633935
>he really thinks ponpon is sat here at 4am his time on a weekday

TERRAS DONKEY DICK

Fug, servers up when?

>>154637393
Doing God's work Anon.

>>154585337
I still have no idea where does this picture comes from

>>154618780
I understand your pain

>>154637996
pokemon

>>154637996
Lana Rain video. It's pretty trash though, much like Tyr.

>>154638169
I SAID IT AGAIN XD

>>154615424
>KKK
Kukulkan is picked in the SPL and don't do that bad.

>>154638520
If you can't reverse image search then memes all you deserve.

>>154638383
Pretty cute.

>>154638901
>>154639006
Which one of you faggots is going to dress up like that and let me abuse you?

>>154639039
pick me

>>154639039
I'll pass. I'm not a filthy degenerate.

>>154639571
But you're a beta cuck.

>>154639571
I guess the other anon >>154639092 wins by default then.

something needs to be removed from rat's kit, this bullshit is unacceptable, either it's the retarded cd reduction on the dash that makes him an unkillable piece of shit, the stun or the knockup on the ult. this is so fucking ridiculous every little shit eating underage nigger can pick him miss a shitload of farm be levels behind and still 100-0 burst anyone on the team by simply pressing two buttons. Frankly I'd be for bringing him back to pre rework when he was a walking joke that only furry cucks picked and fed 0-18

>>154638860
I'm not the anon who asked you, this isn't a meme it's a le epic funny joke that you keep saying.

>>154638383
eh, looks underage.

>>154639768
I've only said it twice. This being the second time.

BUFF VULCAN

>>154639670
As PC is down right now due to update we can confirm that this little faggot who thinks rat is OP is a console player.

Nice to be proven right yet again.

>>154639879
And it was retarded both times, the first time someone said it the image was actually from a pokemon doujin. You're trying to be part of a secret club that doesn't exist, just kys already.

>>154639962
I wasn't even planning on keeping up with it but now that I know it triggers you, just for you, I'll continue to say it.

>>154639903
it's like he's top ban or something

>you're a console player if you have different opinion than me
how many times have you said this ? every time someone says something you just come and "hurrr console playurr" without ever producing any counter argument you're so insecure and hypocritical I'm not even tempted to call you a piece of shit

anyway here's your reply

pfft... smite

heh.. i used to play this game.. used to.. but now im an adult LOL

hey smitetards.. why don;t you play paragons?

not only is it better graphics, but it's actually FUN.

maybe its too advanced for you guys though.. i know your toasters would probably blow up LOL

later.. losers..

enjoy your gay game

>>154641350
>

>>154641350
*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

ecksDee

I want to eat Amaterasu's hairy Jap pussy.

Nothin' Personnel, kiddo
*unsheathes daggers*
*teleports behind you*

anybody know when the servers will be up? all the pasta are stale

>>154641408
ey, you're a big guy for me, but i'm gonna crash this plane down. in my butt. heh

>>154641969
When you bend over for me.

>>154642014
I'll bend over for you.

I want to feel Terra's flaccid cock grow in my mouth.

>meltdown sol only in a chest with 363 items

better stock up on gems and start rolling lads

>warning: version mismatch
thanks gayrez

>>154638383
it's fappable at least

>buy foxy ama
>get 2 free chests with it

Not bad desu.

>>154641350
k

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>old wa is 10500 points

It's gonna take some time for me.

>>154645940
Don't worry, you can get all the way to level 7 if you do every single quest.

>foxy ama vp bugged and it just uses normal one

HIREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ YOU FUCKING RETARDSSSSSSS REEEEEEEE

I sort of like Susano more with this new skin. Seems a lot less edgy.

>>154645940
If you don't buy anything it will take you 3 patches or 6 weeks.

Also I though they give cutesy chest for every purchase but I only got one for amaterasu but none for susano.

>>154646658
Cutesy chest is only one time.

>>154646734
And I got fucking neith from it, fuck.

>>154647005
I got Bastet.

>>154646358
Is this confirmed a bug? It has taunts jokes etc but not VGS.

>>154647151
Yeah, a bug. It's happened before with other new skins. Hirez are idiots.

Got the achievement for reaching round 5 and the chest roll but it's not showing up on the progress screen.

Also I got a 33% off guan fu skin thing, is that because I played guan for my first play of the mountain or is it standard?

>>154645940
i already saw one
>>154647151
https://twitter.com/PonPonSmite/status/775701152063221764

>version mismatch

Ps4 patch when ffs

>>154648650
Servers are fucked

>>154648796
next tuesday, like always

>neith starts with t2 trans and t1 boots
>athena spends all the starting gold for cdr boots
>no a single potion
>both get killed everytime they step into lane
>"wow anhur is broken"

>game is down

heh, nice servers hirez

>>154649876
Every other patch with this shit, I just want muh odyssey points

What did you get out of the free Odyssey Chest from Xing Tian Mountain? I got the Goldie Ward Skin

>>154650109
Ah Puch VP. Can't wait to spam RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN every game

>>154650109
Shitty Ward skin

>>154650109
Got a skin for Serqet. And now I'm wondering if you pick her up and start playing her.

>>154648796
Seriously?

>>154650109
suns bride change

>>154650109
Wrath of olympus Zeus

>arachnophobia round
>cupid dashes right through all the webs
>while we had a geb with shield and phys defense

some people are just fucking retarded.

Fucking Hi-rez.
Let me play your stupid game.

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>tfw your team ult the lion in Xing Tian mountain when the obelisk are still up even when you said to not do it.

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>>154650109
Skadi voicepack

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>>154651843
>tfw your team lets Artemis rape you alone on the side while they try to kill Ra

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/1/14/FoxyAmaterasu_Ability_1b.ogg

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/e/e1/FoxyAmaterasu_Ability_2b.ogg

Best skin ever

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>>154652006
Is she supposed to be autistic?

>>154652256
She's being a weeb, so yes, autism is an accurate portrayal.

>>154652006
I got mad at the whole 500 gems per skins thing and decided not to buy anything...
But I can't resist this skin.
Will it be available later for 400 gems or is it a chest/limited thing?

>>154652338
It's exclusive, so it'll be in a chest in the future.

>>154652338
It's an exclusive skin, so it will be put in a chest at the end of the odyssey

>rank X Loki with BR in the name
>suicides for every kill, ults full health warriors
>"Fuck u KS bitch"

>game is down
reeeeeeeeeeee panic reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee paaaaaaaaaanic reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i wanna plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay fucking hireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>last night
>odyssey greatest hits chest only 4 hours remaining
>fuck don't want to miss out on this great stuff for another year
>spend 3k+ gems
>only 3 skins and rest wards
>drink to sleep
>wake up
>chest has 6 days remaining now
what the fuck is this bullshit

>>154646358
thanks for beta testing pcucks

How good is frostbound really? Is it worth buying over something like Qins/Wingblade/Runic for warriors? It seems like a noob trap item.

Game is up.

>>154652634
game is up but it might as well stay down.

>pve mode
>niggers dont buy relics
>niggers focus on ymir and herc when artemis is chilling plinking at them one at a time
>niggers attacking the lion when the pillars are still up
>niggers never focusing on anyone
>nigger khep ulting himself at full health while anubis is about to die on the other side of the map

There is no matchmaking for this mode, it puts you with every retard available.

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Best Gods for Xing Tian's Mountain

Fafnir
Hades
Cupid/ Art
Goobis/ Zeus
Posiedon

>servers down again

W E W
E
W

>>154653723
Ares works well too.

https://twitter.com/HirezChris/status/775680040356966400

>>154653723
Your team need
Big aoe damage
Shiton of cc
Cripple
A god to deal with structure
A tank

>>154653723
What build for arty? Obviously no crits.

>>154653723
Sol is good.

>>154652730
>don't want to miss out on this great stuff for another year

You are aware that these skins show up in other chests throughout the year right? This chest just has them all together.

Do the quests to kill Gold Fury work in
>clash
or just in conquest.

>>154654675
I wanted the sakura tv and jap bundle which im pretty sure isn't in anything else

>first odyssey chest of the year
>FUCK YEAH HER WE G-
>its an avatar

oh boy, off to a great start.

>>154653723
Don't need full shoes either since it's a small field and someone will have sprint for the arachne super slow rounds.

>>154654730
No reason it shouldn't work.
But I wonder do the quest to kill the fire giant/bull king work in the Xing Tian mountain. My first thought would be that no but you are never sure with Hi-Rez

>>154654807
Oh right yeah, that one hasn't been in a chest before.

>>154654893
Got the fucking F7 avatar in my first odyssey chest

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I just want to play.

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Someone post when the game is no longer kill.

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>tfw you manage to drag game long enough for maintainance to kick in with 3 feeding huehues on team

>Latam merge kills my urge to play
>their twitter lottery shit kills my urge to lurk here or anything smite related

I'll miss you, smite.

>>154655940
>Thoth on Ra

>>154653298
I think most people are just trying to get carried for 5 rounds to get the chest so that they can stop playing the mode.

I'd wait a few days before trying to pub it since by then most of the 5 rounders will have fucked off.

>>154656067
What's your problem with best magic power item?

>>154653723
>>154654404

for tank I go
urchin, sov, heartward, vanguard

hunter has to be ability based like cupid/ art and go for pen
titan's, jotunns, executioners, short bow
or
executioners, asi, jotunns, hydra's star

mage
gem of iso, pythagorem's piece, obsidian shard

if you want to go hun batz/susanoo
jotunn's, witchblade, soul eater, hydra's star

>>154656972
why gem of iso?

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>>154657062
slow down enemy, keep in cripple longer
especially so geb stays in pool longer

messing around with this site to see what works with 7500 gold
http://eliteownage.com/smitebuilder.html

>>154656141
Ra needs hp. A heal doesn't matter if you don't survive long enough to receive it. Get warlocks on him.

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>>154656972
kept messing with build

adc
executioners, asi, jotunns, hydra's

mage
polynomicon, bp valor, obsidian, vampiric

this is what's good
make sure to check out what actives your team gets balance out frenzy, shell, and sunder with only 1 med and a few aegis for squishies

>>154658231
Ra doesn't need hp if you're not from latam.

casual is more cancerous than ever with pub stomping thanks to the new solo match making for ranked

What the fuck determines tribute? we just won and I got 10 after our team made a crazy ass comeback from the phoenix and my friend got 8

>>154659731
It's determined by how far your rank is from your hidden matchmaking rating and by how fair the system determines the matchmaking was between the teams.

>>154659731
How far your current division is from one specified by your hidden elo. Also by which team is more favored to win.

>>154637996
Its a porn based on a kids show
I dont remember the name but it was fucking weird

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I'm a rank 10 with Medusa, Cupid, Nox, Arachne, and Khepri. If anyone has any questions or needs builds or tips, feel free to ask. I'm not the best but I do have plenty of experience / playtime with them nonetheless, but it'll allow me to learn more too, so feel free.

>>154660432
Do you know how many times I've faced rank X *charactername* that went 1/20 cause he's 1k smiteguru score.

>>154660690
No, I don't. As I said I'm not the best.

are game servers down again

>>154582126
Is anyone else having trouble with this xiang mode today?
I mean, I havent played anything else today, but it's laggy af, chat doesnt work, and it disconnects me when the game actualy starts.

>>154658660
Okay, stay 4-6 then shitter, I was trying to help.

>>154661010
only managed to play one game today before running into all that bullshit

hirez needs to up their servers

>>154661087
Are they never prepared for events?
It seems every damn big thing that gets launched fucks the servers up.

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>>154661010
Yes, highly annoying.

>>154653723
Don't forget Ymir and Guan Yu.

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>Yup our new game mode is causing some new issues... We think we have it this time. Going to do another short patch at 2:15 PM EST. Sorry :(

>thought Fenrir would be amazing in Xing Tian's mountain
>can't pick up anything
nvm :(

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Cool, so apparently when you lose the game, Xing Tian doesn't just kick your ass off his mountain, but right the fuck off the game too. I better not have lost my chest for making it to round 6

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Izanami is pretty fun, to be honest

>>154660690
This. I was playing against a Zeus with 2000+ kills and an Ymir with 5000+ and 500+ wins and they were absolute shit! Rank X doesn't mean shit.

>>154663479
Just lost it. Hi-rez dun fucked up.

>>154658660
You are being matched with shitters and retards because you are one of them, anon.

>>154663856
>Look at me guys i'm console please give me yous i'm a console shitter guys look it's the console UI

>>154658660
>feeding
>losing
>told how to git gud
>l-latam...

Remove new game mode, never ever have I had issues with patches until this one, new game mode = cancer

>>154664369
Shows exactly the kind of people who scream 'latam' here doesn't it kek

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What if Isis could dispel buffs?

>tfw you realize you can get the new version of the freya avatar in the cutesy chest but instead you end up with bastet

JUST END MY LIFE

http://smite.gamepedia.com/Cutesy_Avatar_Chest

>>154663856
did you seriously create a smgen clan for consoles?

>>154665913
Didn't her Funeral Rites dispel CC or make you or an ally CC immune for a short period of time? Was that taken away or am I thinking of someone else?

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>>154666850

>tfw pulled the new cutsey freya icon on the first roll

Prove to me Medusa isn't op

>>154668046
I can turn the other direction.

is the game laggy as fuck?

even the menus take time to respond.

>>154668046
I can dodge poke without having to be behind/in the middle of my minions.

>>154667641
IT'S NOT FAIR

REEEEEEEE I WANTED TO PULL A BIG FUTA DICK OUT TOO

>>154667641
Can you only get one so far?

lol does hirez not know how to have one stable patch ever?

Is there any way to increase the slow of enemies who stand in your rain as chaac? Frostbound obviously won't work since it's for basics only

>>154668484
Yep.

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>rolled cutesy ah muzen cab

>>154668046
>her ult is useless without Athena taunt and even this your gameplan at that point is obvious
>her steroid is decent at best
>her 2 no longer applies a slow
>her escape has a decently big hitbox and can be blocked easily
She's a hunter that takes actual dedication and learning

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>They are STILL applying the hotfix

>>154668639
nah senpai here at lgbtsjwrez we're more focused on pushing out the cosmetic purchasable items as fast as possible then dealing with the server bullshit after the fact

so even though you're not gonna be able to actually play for a day+ at least you can get on the game and buy skins

can this fucking game work properly please

>>154668934
lmao rolled that on PTS sucks to suck my dude :^)

Alright /smgen/,

Whats the strat for the XIng tian Mountain

tfw diamond Xing Tian and cant take advantage

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>there will never be a PvE story mode

>>154668934

I think of all the cutsey icons I'm missing just AMC and Bastet

>>154668484
Yeah. Considering the icons are rare novelty things, we probably won't see this chest very often.

>>154669671
>spoiler
Same here, kinda dumb to ban him since he wouldn't be that strong. But I guess it would be weird.

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>>154669856
>There will never be a Smite/Dynasty Warriors like game

Fucking kill me

>>154669916
>No cutesy Thanatos
>No cutesy Ah Puch
>No cutesy Izanami
>No shadow Kumba
>No shadow Sylvanus
>No shadow Ratatoskr
>No shadow Ra

>>154669856
Considering how popular Xing's Mountain is getting I wouldn't rule out the possibility.
Although it would take some funds to do so, so it's very unlikely.

holy shit chronos op as fuck

>>154671535
Did you just not do anything to him in the first 10-20 minutes or something?

>>154671784
t. chronos main

your god is a broken mess that will be nerfed in the next 2-3 patches

>>154672174
>t. chronos main
Hardly, I'm only rank 1 with him
Ymir is my main

>>154671784
fuck off he's broken as shit

Um, did they give us free odyssey chests? I logged in and there was 5. I haven't bought shit yet

>>154672336
then stop defending him for no reason

Bashful lion and rewind are fucking stupid

does the pve shit get you fp too?

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>someone locks loki in new mode
>"shut up I know what I'm doing I've seen videos you need high damage"
>round 1 bashful lion
>we lose

>>154664181
You seem a little upset

>>154667384
Yup! One for the bone and one for the PS4!
The Xbone has more people in it

>>154673304
Lets be honest senpai

Even though loki was picked Bashful Lion is a stupid fucking round

i haven't seen any video or how to play the new wow raid, i mean the new smite raid.


i'm gonna get yelled at like in mmos dungeons because i want to experience what it brings for the first time without spoiling myself.

kek

>>154672908
Both are stupidly easy though. I'm going to asume you are one of those retards who ult'd the lion and blew up instantly?

>new sol skin is in the odyssey chest

man what the fuck hirez

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fucking hate brazil what the actual fuck is going on the past month
>"ok we lost 1 tower i am leaving"
>he actually fucking leaves
this isn't even casual holy shit where did this influx of spaniards come from they are literally ruining this game

>>154669856
>>154670142
Hey, at least we are getting a new smite themed mobile game.

>>154670259
Nah. XTM is one of those modes that is fun for a while but no one will be playing by the end of the event.

>oh smite has a new patch lets see whats new
>its a fucking pve mode

they've finally gone and done it huh
i guess this game really is for casuals now

>>154674178
>nuclear ymir is part of the odyssey 2015/6 chest
>th nuclear sol is part of the odyssey 2017 chest
>people are shocked and suprised about this

Are you mentally retarded or something?

>>154673158
No, why would it? It doesn't end until you lose so you can't 'win' it.

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>They made everything harder on release
>bashful lion
>Bull and his friends
>Arachnophobia

What the fuck hirez? This is literally unplayable.

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>>154674336
>Play joust
>get matched up with 2 brazillian monkeys
>does nothing but rush in with Susano and Hou Yi
>both go 0/4
>Bacchus trash noob
>Fuck noob i fuck your mom noob
>i somehow end up carrying the game and give us the win
>they start spamming "i'm the greatest" and "you're welcome"
>Bacchus noob, yw jajaja

Fucking brazillian monkeys ruin every fucking thing they touch i swear to god. How the fuck are there so many of them, i could have sworn their fucking druglords would have wiped them all out by now for not paying their debts or some shit

>>154674336
they've always been here yo
They jump from server to server cursing at your mum after they die

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Hello friends I am returning after 12 months of not playing. I was diamond 1 but I wanna chill in unranked for a bit. Anyone wanna goof around until i git gud again? I play jungle and adc.

>>154675790
Once you get the free chest at 5, who even cares about this meme mode.

>>154647962
I got a 4-day coupon for 33% off of Sentry Vulcan after reaching God Mastery 1 on him today. Maybe they're giving out skin coupons for Mastering Gods.

>400 ping
kill me