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Mass Effect General - /meg/

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Toasted and buttered edition

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In this Thread:
>new announcement trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1hBNALUk4w
>Stanley Woo
>Blueberries and blueberry accessories
>Friendly, noncombative discussion of your favorite romance options

Previous thread: >>154236610
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gigi-chan best waifu
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Which waifu wears pink frilly panties?
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>>154457760
Pic related
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>>154453672
sharmila traynor
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post player characters
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since my birthday is n7 day (november 7th) do you guys think bioware would pull a pr stunt and give me free shit or something?
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>>154459264
of course not
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>>154457760
Liara, Oriana, Parasini sometimes, most of the others will on request, Jack on strenuous request.
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>>154452659
>not using a collage
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>>154460068
I'm sure Jack would do it when she feels kinky, maybe even forgo the whips and clawing if she's in the mood for something especially naughty.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmpzRN756KU&app=desktop

There's a malequar joke in there somewhere.
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>>154462932
pretty nice tits
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>>154463549
>Not using superior ME3 Jack model
wew
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For you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTrKB9BpSAg
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>>154465787
and fresh off the presses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHMnWqszPO4&t=0s
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So

Remnant = Protheans

??? = Reapers
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>>154466068
Keth = Geth
You gotta admire BWs ability to come up with new names. Changin>>154466068
g one letter is ingenious.
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>>154465892
That's obviously because she's high-class military who has techniques to hide their guns out of sight. Which is why her outfit is ridiculous because such high ranked soldiers should wear armor!
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>>154466597
Wouldnt be so ridiculous if she was atleast wearing a situation fitting suit, but this purple jacket looks straight out of a 80s scifi b-movie.
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>>154467178
>straight out of a 80s scifi b-movie
Yeah, that's pretty much literally what they're going for.
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>>154467178
>straight out of a 80s scifi b-movie
so like ME1?
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>>154467417
LoL no
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>>154463549
I really like that look on her face.

>>154464343
I like ME2 Jack as much as I like ME3 Jack.

>>154465787
I like how the alien lights are Red, Green and Blue again. Some internal consistency is appreciated. Also, the alien "vault" thingy is using assets from the Collector base, but nobody seems to be pointing that out. Or at least I think it is.
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>>154467417
I've never understood that 80s reference, I don't see it in Mass Effect at all, especially since no one is smoking.
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>>154468527
It can't be, assets from Unreal Engine can't be ported to Frostbite, and even if they could be ported they would stick out like a sore fucking thumb compered to the rest of environment
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>>154468837
Armor sets in DA:I looked familiar as those back in NWN1. Like literally ported. To me, at least. But I wouldn't know. The art style in that "vault" just screamed Collector Base to me. Up to the chest high walls.
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>>154468837
Yes you can, they are just textures.
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>>154469134
It has the same design sure, hexagonal hive or honeycomb design, but i honestly don't believe they just ported them up.
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>>154468527
You like a lot of things

>>154468762
I mean, they've been clearly inspired by Syd Mead who designed classic 80s sci-fi like Blade Runner, Tron and Aliens. It's almost uncanny in places.
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>>154469240
Eh, I could believe BW being so lazy that they would pull it off. I bet we will even see some old animations.
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Femshep
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>>154469494
the fucking gun drawing animation I bet
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>>154469468
that they were inspired by the works of one man doesn't mean that they were inspired by a whole decade. if it said "they were inspired by the works of Syd Mead", yeah okay.
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>>154471337
His work pretty much shaped the science fiction of that era. so it's the same thing
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>>154468762
>>154471337
It's not attack on the games, it's a compliment, stop being a defensive autist.

Check out No Man's Sky, that's straight up inspired by book covers of the era.

Mass Effect is not so literal about it, they go for the same feelings generally and mostly in ME1. The Citadel is 80s sci-fi personified, the expansive white, round areas, the music, the serene environment with the plants and water, etc.
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time for some multiplayer

yesterday got some terrible PUG fucking shits that died every 10 seconds on silver and left me alone at wave ten with a full hack against reapers... with a fucking infiltrator

I spent all my revives and weapons, but managed to hack to 2/3

fuck them
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>>154471869
Cool story, keep me posted.
Can ii follow your blog somewhere?
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>>154471938
Would you rather the thread died without any content you fucking autist?
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>>154471869
I never played MP, did I miss something good?
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>>154472123
Horde mode with ME3 gameplay style, i'd say not much, you can still get pretty similar experience in Armax Arsenal Arena
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>>154472004
It wasnt even near to dying.
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>>154472123
It's awesome. It's the reason I do not regret paying for the game despite the shitty ending. A group pve mutliplayer with waves of enemies.

I still play it from time to time after so many years, that should tell you enough. It's fun, a quick immersion in ME with a different flavour each time due to the other players, you never know if you will get a good squad or a shitty one.

There are some autistic upgrades and collectibles if you are into that. The different characters and upgrades are pretty cool as well and let you customize different build with abilities and different gameplay.

Would recommend/10
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>>154472340
it was a general expression autismo
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>>154472485
Nice damage control kek
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>>154471660
>It's not attack on the games, it's a compliment, stop being a defensive autist.
m8 you really need to learn to differenciate between the personal insults the autist is flinging around and a normal question. did I insult anyone? did I ask something completely unreasonable? I just don' tagree with someone's point of view and that automatically makes me an/the autist? right
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>>154471660
>defensive
where did he go defensive?
>autist
you keep using that word etc
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>>154473358
>>154473543
samefag plz
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>>154473815
>multiple people are calling me out
>I'll just pull the samefag card, that'll teach them hehe
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I hope they make the landing animations after jumping more fluid. In this demo they look really choppy and clunky.

I hope the facial animations are better than what we saw in the demo as well. There's a weird disconnect between the faces when they're in motion and when they return to a natural, default expression.

But at least we got to see a Male Ryder, so EA is pushing the muh women thing too hard (yet).
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>>154472367

Is eddy the Phillip K. Dick of /meg/?
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>>154475451
Who is that?
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>>154475517
A science fiction writer from the 60s-80s who was known for being an insane drug addict who averaged 60 pages a day (Stephen King only averages around 12, as a comparison).

Dick wrote Blade Runner, Minority Report, A Scanner Darkly, Total Recall, and Screamers. He also died poor before any of them were made into successful movies.
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>>154475724
He has certainly created his fair share of weird shit, that's for sure.
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>>154475972
anywhere i could get more of this? didn't seen this in pastebin
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>>154476454
I'm sure there's a gallery somewhere. eddy and WG did several attempts at archiving fics. Imgur galleries, but there were issues IIRC.
Here's a partial gallery at least:http://eddrf.imgur.com/
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>>154475724
>>154475451
Well eddrf is going for a job teaching Swedish in a country where the majority will soon speak Arabic. So the dying a poor man will be another similarity.
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MEA will run at 30 fps on ps4 and ps4 pro
Link follows when im at my pc
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>>154477254

He's becoming the Commander Shepard he wants to see in the world.
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>>154477809
don't sweat it, I found it for you.

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/mass-effect-andromeda-is-30-fps-on-ps4-and-ps4-pro/1100-6443392/

christ...
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>>154477254

You're memeing, no way.
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>>154478762
No way the demo was in native 4K then
who are they trying to fool with their blatant lies?
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What are your thoughts on when Andromeda is released and these threads will have more than 5 posters again?
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>>154479671
Not looking forward to it. Post quality is generally shit right now, I don't think flooding the general will make it better.
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>>154479671
it will be even worse, because while the quality of the posts will stay the same, it will all just be faster.
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>>154479671
I will leave since I will wait for all the DLCs to be released and a proper cracked version is availiable for download to not get anything spoilered.
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>>154480081
Also the general will be swrmed by fanboys who fall into autistic rants as soon as you critizise the game like we already have 2 in the thread.
My sanity wouldnt make it reading all their excuses and mental gymnastics to justify the mess the game is going to be.
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>>154478926
No, he's actually going to teach Swedish in Sweden.

>>154479360
I'm pretty sure Sony has said that most games won't be native 4k. Even their first party game Horizon was revealed to not be native 4k.
Honestly, I'd rather have 60fps than 4k but I guess I'm in the minority.
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>>154481035
everything under 60 fps is trash, idk why they hop onto the 4K hypetrain.
I cant believe that so many people already have a 4K TV to make it a priority in marketing.
But ofc you are right, full HD and 60fps would be much better than 4K 30fps.
I just hope they dont put a FPS limit in the PC version.

Didnt DAI already run badly on consoles with barely 30fps? I think BW is unable to optimize the frostbite engine. EA is fucking retarded forcing everyone to use it.
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I like the logo to the left. Reminds me of Lockheed Martin.
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>>154483637
Holy shit you are right 10/10 game this logo changes everything. Preordering right now
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>>154484043
graphics in second life have come a long way
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>>154481327
pretty much all my friends got 4k TVs now, I feel like I'm the only one around not having one.
also there're sometimes ridiculously low prices offers here, the nearest Media Markt offered a 4k TV for €299 last week, that's less than I paid for my current one. So yeah, from personal experience at least, priorities are set. 4K is more important to them right now than 60FPS
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>>154484902
>the nearest Media Markt offered a 4k TV for €299 last week
That can't be a good 4k tv. That's a ridiculous price.
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>>154485082
yeah I can't even remember the brand name, it was some no name shit, but still, shows that prices are dropping. you get a good brand name 4K TV for €500 easily by now and instead of cutting corners on quality they do it by keeping worthless features out.
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>gamedevelopers put more focus on higher resolutions than improving gameplay, AI and story

sad state the current gaming industry is in, I blame normies for that
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>4K
>adds immersion

BW actually believes this
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>>154488478
it's been like that since 640x480 was new and modern
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>>154489808
No, most games today are graphic blender with formula gameplay aka gow/cod
There is barely innovation outside of niche games. Rts is nearly dead, shooters play all like the same and you feel that the passion and love for s game was replaced by profit focus industry. That all showed up in the recent years. Its because gaming vent mainstream
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>>154489808
Also games were streamlined because normies couldnt handle complex gamemechanics
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Can pirated ME2 DLC's be added to legit Steam copy of the game? I'd just buy them if they weren't so fucking expensive.
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>>154491640
why not just download the whole pack?
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>>154491818
Dunno, I just thought since I have it on Steam might as well use it and get the DLC's seperately.
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>>154490657
It's also got to do with the limitations of consoles. Compare Baldur's Gate I&II to Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance
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>>154492225
yes, I was hopen the new generation allows for more complex enemy behaviour, more fleshed out gameplay mechanics that are more than stay in cover, regenerate health, shoot enemy, repeat.
But no, instead we get 4K what nobody really needs just because you can put a 4K label on it and the normies think its hot shit. frustrating

>>154492113
cant help you then, but downloading everthing in a bundle works best I think. its like 15 GB max
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why so dead, its sunday evening
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>>154495073
>answering your question in the same sentence
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>>154495953
I would expect people to be more active on a sunday evening, chilling in their comfy blankets shitposting on 4chan while watching tv or doing some other relaxing shit.
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>>154496223
sunday evening is homework time for kiddies after maximum procrastination
inb4
>not doing it on monday morning in the bus
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>>154496701
>doing homework in tge first place
You have a learning disability? I never did homework
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>>154497682
there are school systems where you are forced to do homework each day instead of sitting in school until 4 in the afternoon. you're basically carrying the work you would have done in other school systems inside the school building back home instead because lessons end at 1.
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>>154498949
how old are you?
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>>154499534
older than you.
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Femshep~
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More Boston Dynamics. This time it's balancing on a thin piece of wood.
>https://youtu.be/JgZVk8Pzhf0
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>>154503203
nice, cant wait for one of those google-bots to beat the crap out of me for voicing my critizism at the goverment. fun times ahead
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>>154503921
the beat up part is already a reality
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>Matrix Reloaded on the tellie

Goodness gracious Carrie-Anne Moss looks good in PVC. I do prefer the latex in the first movie, though.

Too bad Miranda's the only one with those kinds of outfits, could've used more like it, or the asari commando suit.
If they can dress people down and cover them them in tattoos, they can dress them in shiny, skintight clothing.
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>written all this shit
>still only about half the length i want my chapters to be
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>>154503921
How big is your Liore folder lad?
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>>154510061
just stop with that and put your creative talent into something more useful
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>>154510874
a-are you saying i'm talented anon-kun?
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>>154510265
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>>154512379
Are they mostly webms? Why the large file size?
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>>154510953
no!
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>>154512503
yeah alot of webms, mp4s and gifs in them
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>>154512791
whole Mass Effect fanart folder, cutted that out
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>>154512791
That makes sense. I've only got a couple of webms and gifs. I used to have a metric ton of mp4s but I deleted them because I couldn't be bothered to sort through and turn the good ones into webms
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>>154512732
oh
well i better keep practicing until i get better then!
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deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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>>154510061

Delete everything you have related to this RIGHT NOW and write literally anything else other than a novelization of a video game.
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>>154513178
no, don't. just stop it.
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>>154510061

Keep going, anon.
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If you were going to play straight through all three Mass Effects for the first time and never replay them again, what class would you pick for each game? Any other non spoiler details you would want to know?
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>>154510061
don't listen to these fags do what you want
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>>154518803
Soldier for all three because i'm ROTC and that's how I roleplay in all my games. Non spoiler details? Probably the missions that lock sidequests, like the final Tunchaka mission in ME3.
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>>154518803
adept. always enjoyed mage kind of classes most.
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dooG. uoY denepo siht egassem. sihT t'nsi yllautca irasa yratilim dnammoc. er'yehT ysub gnidnet ot s'tahw tfel fo riehr tenalp.

oS uoy devivrus ruo thgif no aissehT. er'upY ton sa kaew sa I thguoht. tuB reven tegrof taht ruoy tseb t'nsaw doog hguoen ot pots em. woN na eritne tenalp si gniyd esuaceb uoy dekcal eht htgnerts ot now. ehT dnegel fo drapehS sdeen ot eb nettirw-er. I epoh m'I ereht orf eht tsal retpahc. tI sdne htiw ruor htaed.

LK
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>>154524054
Is Kai Leng posting the cancer that's killing /meg/?
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>>154525528
it's factually keeping it alive right now. saved /meg/ from page 10.
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hoo THIKK heer?
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>>154526295
maybe we should let it die, if shitposting is the only thing keeping it alive.
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>>154519065
>because i'm ROTC
Cringeworthy
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>>154527346
shitposting kept /meg/ alive for the last 2 or 3 years
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>>154528636
And?
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OTP
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>>154529028
why would you want to let a tradition die then?
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Is my Joker enough of an asshole?
surreptitious bump
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>>154531453
You use way too many commas and whatever you call those sentences where you say something, only to say something else, like Trump does, than the original topic, just to go back to the original topic, using another comma.

It's fine if you use a sentence structure like that, but not every other sentence like you're doing now.
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>>154531905
Give me an example or two because I have zero clue what you're talking about
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>>154531972
"He was certain that his little stunt....the pilot of the Normandy."

Those two sentences, especially the first one, are perfect examples. It reads really unnatural and stunted. Same with the first sentence in 3rd paragraph. Better to just make it "Shepard moved towards the pilot who had now turned to face the airlock. Presumably because he heard it open." Or something like that.

Also your fourth paragraph is a mess in general, with two male characters talking to each other who you call "he" multiple times. Which makes it confusing to see who is the one doing the talking. Use new paragraphs or at least new lines if another characters starts talking, instead of having it all in one continuous paragraph with no breaks. Look at >>154475972 for instane.
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Mass effect kinda sucks as a scifi setting, the story and themes aren't very interesting and the world doesn't seem that cool. I wish there was an ME style game but with better writing and a cooler setting.
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>>154532647
>"He was certain that his little stunt....the pilot of the Normandy."
The first sentence is really long, but I wanted to get the point across that he was breaking the law in several different ways at once to try to impress the Alliance. It feels really odd to force a single topic into multiple sentences just for the sake of brevity. I'll trim down the second sentence for sure though

I can see what you're saying about the dialogue though, I haven't ever written fiction, and I have the paragraph system ingrained from years of academic writing. I'm going to look at some other fiction to try to figure out how to format the dialogue properly. Is this an improvement at least?
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>>154533502
Yes it's better. However you don't have to constantly write "he said" and "he continued" after every line that gets spoken now. It's perfectly clear that someone is speaking, and when structured like this it's also already clear who is doing the speaking.

Like in the sentence where Shepard introduces himself you could easily get rid of "he said crisply" to make the sentence feel more natural and to get a better flow going. The sentence alone should make it obvious that Shepard is speaking crisply, as does the next sentence where Shepard's rigid demeanour is mentioned.

And about long sentences, there's nothing wrong with them as long as you don't overuse them.
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>>154534145
I've been looking through some stories I've read, and literally none of them use indentations or a paragraph structure. I'm going to go through and reorganize everything now
Thanks for the feedback lad, the chapter should be done soon-ish
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>>154529290
This is correct, but anime-style shit is still cancer.

I do like how she always keeps the boot knife though.
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>>154534263
Most fanfiction authors just start a new paragraph when another person starts to speak, or when a clearly distinct action takes place. A bit like this:

>The Normandy’s XO kept silent as she watched the woman above her strip down to just her pants and combat boots. With Shepard’s pistol out of direct reach she knew that she could easily take care of Shepard with her biotic powers, but for now she held off, confident in the fact that she could take out the Commander whenever she wanted to.

>“You like what you see?” Shepard asked cockily, taking Miranda’s silent gaze as enjoyment of her pseudo-striptease. She leaned down again, this time going for Miranda’s neck. She bit down hard before suckling on the wound like some kind of vampire, her hands tracing the curves of Miranda’s waist before going up to her breasts. All the while she was humping Miranda’s leg like a bitch in heat.

>“I’ve worked on your body for over two years, Shepard,” Miranda gasped, trying not to give away how Shepard’s actions were affecting her, especially when Shepard’s hands finally reached Miranda’s breasts and she started massaging them. “I probably know it better than even you do. You’re not showing me anything new or surprising.”

>Shepard leaned back from the now heavily breathing woman, admiring the bruise she left behind on Miranda’s neck. Suddenly she jumped up and with quick and hurried motions removed her boots and trousers. “Must have been one hell of a dream job,” Shepard said when she was completely naked, her newly revealed horsecock already leaking girly precum. "But at least it means that you know what you're in for, doesn't it?"
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>>154536141
Hmm, bit different from the literature classes that I got in school.
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>>154536141
Excellent example lad. Exactly what I needed
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Is the trilogy compatible on Xbone?
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So far, the revealed companions are shit:

>one Nu-Asari
>another boring ass krogan
>one male and female human

If they go for six companions again, that leaves only two. I am not optimistic they are going to fill them with original ideas, it'll probably be Tali and Garrus redux
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>>154544412
Needs to be at least one boring Kaidan/Carth guy probably
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>>154543896

The first game only, I think.
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http://img05.deviantart.net/7a87/i/2016/255/e/6/colors__mass_effect_by_shaman94-dahcvkv.jpg
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30 FPS
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>>154542095
is her elbow warping in another dimension?
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>>154535062
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I'm getting Keelah Se'lai tattooed on my arm with like an en profil image of Tali's helmet.

Thoughts? Also what font to use?
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>>154554962
>getting a tattoo of a dead videogame series
Do it, people can avoid you if they see your plebstamp. Best way to find and kill wll talicancers tbqh
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Nice to know this thread is still as dead as ever
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>>154558840
we aim to please
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>>154558840
It's been a good week though.
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HULLO!
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>>154561606
Mister Frodo?
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>>154536141
>Miranda x female Shepard

Vomit inducing. Please remove.
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>quality animations
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>>154564534
every time
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>>154565941
You have source on "artist"?
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>>154562606
Shit taste detected.

but go ahead and post your favourite lewd
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>>154565941

Oh, damn, nice image.
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>>154565941
just saw the post you got banned for, I guess the pucker wasn't hidden enough.
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>>154566625
no wait, it's 3 posts that got deleted. you really surfed on the edge there with every single one of them, I guess the sum total of them was enough for the mods to ban you.
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>>154565941
>>154566625
>>154566718
Now I'm curious about the pictures
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>>154566771
it's just traps. scroll down until you find deleted posts.
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/154120256/
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>>154566718
Come on, nothing truly lewd was shown. No nipples, no genitals, no buttholes and most importantly of all no hand holding. I should at least have gotten a warning first if the mods are such prudes.
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>>154565980
Sorry, anon, I have no clue.
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>>154566908
>Dmitrys
Nice

>>154567034
One of them clearly showed the balls
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>>154544412
The Asari's probably the Garrus/Tali/Wrex replacement. Unfortunately.
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>>154555354
You're going to kill no one you fat lesbian faggot.
That said the tattoo is still retarded.
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>>154567448
she's going to be the joker replacement, snarky comments-wise
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>>154567034
go post traps somewhere else faggot
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>>154568027
So she's essentially the ugly elf thing from DAI?
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>>154568927
>these pubes
jesus christ anon, atleast accquire some decent taste before posting your shit
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>>154569049
>Not liking pubes
Faggot.
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What if The alien waifus had really weird genitalia?
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>>154568403
most likely, yes.

>>154568927
those pubes
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>>154569106
>likes hair in his mouth
digusting furry shit
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>>154568927

Would waifu immediately if she was an Andromeda squadmate.
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>>154569227
>Liking them smooth as pre-teen boys
Salam Alaykum.
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>>154568927
they all have the same models anyway, your retarded thicc fetish is not being catered to, fuck off
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>>154569332
>they all have the same models anyway
Is this confirmed? Body customisation was one of the few hopes I had for this game along with squaddie armours and proper exploration.
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>>154569315
>Salam Alaykum.
>mudslime lecturing about pedophilia
only one way to deal with the kind of you
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>>154569560
>Body customisation
are you fucking retarded, its BW, they would never go though the trouble of creating different body types
bodysliders would mean more programming so armors and shit dont clip
dont be delusional faggot, take your meds
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>>154569565
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>>154569756
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>>154569675
How come a game series like Saint's Row can have it then? I'm pretty sure the ME series have bigger budgets. What do they do with all that money?
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>>154570057
Build cars to ride in gay pride parades
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>>154570057
marketing
do you seriously belive BW will put any effort into trivial shit like this? I really want to see your face at the relase.. stupid thickfag
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ctrl+f femtur
0 of 0

baka
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>>154568927
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>>154572228
That's the apartment in Intai-Sei you get from finishing Pinnacle Station. What's the anime whore doing in it?
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>>154570416
>I really want to see your face at the relase
I wouldn't even care if the game takes a huge fat stinking shit right in my face, I love space RPGs and there's nothing else on the market.
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>>154572526
well you could just follow the reply chain and see that the original pic is called "AndromedaVN". now we can be sure there is no such thing, but could it possibly be that it is from some random VN that uses this background?
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>>154572228
Wasn't it you who waxed yourself regularly? Darn Germans. Pretty good edit though, I have to give you that.
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>>154572639
>I love space RPGs and there's nothing else on the market.

check out 3030 Deathwar Redux
http://store.steampowered.com/app/464360
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>>154572876
>2D retro inspired pixel graphic shit
jesus
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>>154573097
beggars can't be choosers
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>>154572876
2D is a huge turnoff for me when it comes to space games, sorry. Also, one of the things I love about Mass Effect and other older games in the same genre is that you actually get to land and stroll around on planets. What's the point of piloting a spaceship if you can't go anywhere with it? There used to be games like that but they sadly mostly died out at the turn of the new millennium when they got too expensive to make.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QLgy-1I3S8&feature=youtu.be

What the fuck
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>>154573482
go buy NMS :^)
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>>154573612
I did, it was fun but it wasn't an RPG.
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>>154574324
how was the endgame content? you payed the full 60$?
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>>154573589
>Only accepting residents from English speaking countries
Sorry WG
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>>154574483
>they don't want the disgusting German accent

No shit.
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>>154574483
>>154575665
Too bad. I don't think my voice would be good enough anyway.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1si7d9s0cfg
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>>154575967
that low-T voice
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>>154571882
>tfw no puffy femtur vulva hidden between two shiny protective plates.
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>>154574324
Neither is Mass Effect
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>>154575967
i'm wet
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>>154575665
Would have been more realistic, I doubt they've only got Americans on that Ark. Especially not Americans who speak English considering Mexico is part of the US in the ME-universe.

>>154536141
So, where's the rest?

>>154575967
Such a porn language

>>154573589
The scripts they have to read are some of the most cliche shit possible.

http://blog.bioware.com/2016/08/30/explorers-wanted-contest/
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>>154576159
I don't think you even know what that means
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>>154578181
He has a feminine voice because of his low testosteronelevel.
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>>154578475
I don't know about the "women" in your country dude but that doesn't sound feminine to me.
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>>154580123
I just wanted to troll WG you dense faggot, ofc there are way worse examples.
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>>154575967
I want you inside me, WG.
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>>154580554
>2016
>still using the word trolling
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>>154581074

Her nipples were visible, though.
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>>154581074

OH SHIT
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>>154581171
Why do you lie? I'm not even sure that model had nipples.
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FFS mods, get your shit together.
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We have one giant faggot in this general that reports everything slightly NSFW, got banned because of my naked Femshep where you see nothing aswell.
Tho I support the ban on that trapposter, doesnt belong here.
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>>154581738
oh that's why you were so unusually quiet
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>>154581738
>Implying you belong here
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>>154581738
wish they had banned you forever
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>>154581825
>>154581906
>>154581961
>that instant butthurt
never gets old
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>>154582141
I think we all know who is butthurt here.
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>>154582262
and why would I be butthurt?
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>>154582262

Goddamn, that's a red butt. Would like to see Miranda like that.
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>>154582787
because you were rightfully banned and because there is someone reporting slightly NSFW
>inb4 you're accusing me that it was me
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>>154582787
Because you come here so often just to whine how much you hate it here. Probably because you were rejected once by /meg/ a long time ago and made fun off because you liked femhep so now the butthurt has become one with your very being and you continue to return for more spankings every day because deep down you have grown to like it. Yet the butthurt remains.
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>>154583045
I really dont get mad when I get banned for 1 day and reporting anything slightly NSFW is just a dick move.
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>>154583219
nice theory, you came up with that one yourself or did your mommy help you?
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>>154582951
Miranda has super DNA and her fat ass would probably break the paddle before getting red.
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>>154582262
You just know someone will also report that

>>154583219
>>154583045
The autist has behaved himself quite well recently though. It's some other retard biodrone that has been more annoying.
Also reporting all lewd stuff is just childish.
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>>154583387
Speculation based on observation. Now the question is why you enjoy the pain. Perhaps it takes your mind off the failure that is your real life, judging by how often you come here you are either unemployed or completely lack a social life. In either case I recommend actually dealing with your real problems instead of coming here to escape from them.
>>154583607
>The autist has behaved himself quite well recently though.
Getting banned tends to have that effect on people.
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>>154583803
look, your armchair psychology shit is embarrassing to no end, I hope you dont do this in real life. its pretentious as fuck.
also you have absolutely no idea how fucked up some people are. I bet its pretty hard to imagine if you grow up in a 100% white US suburbs where everyone gets a car with 16 and has more money to spent. you are really one giant faggot and not in the usual "faggot" sense of just a friendly bant, no you are one serious motherfucker. I bet you dont have many friends.
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>>154584102
>autist is a nigger
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>>154584679
Wrong again, im not even from the US you stupid mongo. Pay attention.
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>>154584102
>I bet its pretty hard to imagine if you grow up in a 100% white US suburbs where everyone gets a car with 16 and has more money to spent
I guess it must be, good thing then I had no such upbringing, otherwise my vision would be very limited indeed. I take it money is your main problem, it's nothing to be ashamed of, anon. Also not liking your dindu infested neighbourhood I see, I can sympathize with that.

Anyway, I was simply saying that escapism isn't healthy and that this vicious cycle of self abuse won't make things better.

>>154584679
I do not think that is the case, my dear Watson. He wants to live in a 100% white area you see, his distaste for negroes combined with his bad financial position likely means he's one of the minority whites who are too poor to move out from the dindufied ghettos.
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I don't like the design, but it's well done, either way.
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>>154585260
M8, money is the only problem i dont have. You suck at this. Stop
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>>154585458
Being on the dole/leeching off your parents is a problem, refuse to admit it if you want but that is the case. Now money is the most fundamental problem of most people's day to day existence but what do you feel weigh more heavily on your shoulders?
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>>154585260
>>154586021
>tfw no pipe smoking robit in Mass Effect

Would've been baller.
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>>154586326
EDI smoked some pipes, I'm sure.
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>>154585350
That suppressor symbolizes everything wrong with ME gun design. Look at it, they just couldn't keep it a regular cylinder. But had to add a little bit of pointless detail in the form of that metal bit.

It's a well.made prop at least.
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>>154588157

That specific part seems to be the artist's fault, the in-game model doesn't look like it has it.
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>>154588709
Ah, I stand corrected.
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>>154588157
plus no trigger guard. I guess if you're running around with shields and barriers all day that just doesn't really matter any more.
or you know, if designers have no clue about gun safety. better abandon everything you learned about it and make your own shitty weapons. look at the pics here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearm
every single fire arm shown except for that chinese one without an actual trigger has a trigger guard, I guess that's been there for a reason.

I mean even fucking star wars had trigger guards. star trek doesn't have trigger guards because they don't have actual triggers.

still, that shit makes me mad as fuck!
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>>154588847

It just looks like the put the first version of the extended barrel mod on the pistol, though. And the rest of the extended barrels look terrible.
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>>154592283
post more pics of Bioware devs starting at concept art and screens in cubicles.

That's what about all we've got for Andromeda so far.
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>>154589256
What the fuck are you even trying to say?
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>>154592283

DON'T BULLY CUTE ANIMATORS, PLEASE.
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>>154593828
mass effect weapons have no trigger guards even though history told us they're a good thing to have and most other science fiction settings also have trigger guards. they are there for a reason.
in case you don't know or understand what a trigger guard is, it's the small loop that's usually around every weapons' trigger to keep the user from accidentally firing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigger_guard
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>>154595004
Count them.
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>>154595320
even one mass effect weapon without trigger guard is one too many
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>>154595320
I'm counting 6.
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>>154595645
>6
Sorry to hear that you are blind.
>>154595486
Only thing that doesn't have a conventional trigger guard is that geth shit, even if there's no conventional round trigger guard in place there is still in most of the cases big fucking chunk of plastic blocking the trigger
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>>154586021
big claims, tho if you were even a bit informed you would know what I do for a living since I posted it here numerous times. but I guess the usual NEET approach isnt wrong on 4chan and it even applies to you not everyone here is a filthy leech. get you head out of the butt and accept that you again failed miserably to figure out how I tick. you are worthless and I regret reading your posts and replying to you. but such an arrogant and pretentious cunt like you needs to be put in place. I hope you, giving these lifelessons, atleast live by them, since being a hypocrite really makes me seriously suggest to you to kill yourself.
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DON'T DIE ON ME
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>>154600237
there are better ways to bump a thread
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>>154600482
picture unrelated I guess
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>>154600587
I was suggesting posting something from the artbook/comics or anything you like really. If femshep pisses you off so much post whatever artwork you like.
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>>154600791
>If femshep pisses you off so much
no, it just gives me infinite pleasure to wind you up
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when will the next big Andromeda info dump be released?
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So the general back to being dead as fuck all the time, at least until November. Probably for the best.
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>>154603386
November 7
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>>154603418
>WhenBiowareCouldAnimate2
they probably swiped it off some youtube video
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>>154603418
>>154603651

It's one motion-cap'd loop like everything else. All of the games have it, and so will Andromeda.
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>>154605839
slut
>yours
>not you'res
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hmm, I wonder who could possibly be under all that armor..
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>>154608830

Surprise!
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>Want to implement an embedded reporter on the Normandy
>Have choice between Emily Wong or the reporter you punch
>Decide to make a 3rd ass ugly character with no redeeming value
>Kill Emily off on twitter
>Khalisah just hangs around on the Citadel so we can punch her again
Wish whoever thought Allers would be a good idea dies in a plane crash
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>>154510061
I don't recall if you answered this the other night, but who are you writing this story for? Mass Effect fans only or even for people who haven't played the games?

I ask because I've read the first page and you don't explain what the Alliance is or what a turian is. It's minor stuff, but an extra sentence or two would establish that.

What's a Spectre?
What's a drive core?
Why is heat signature important?

I think you actually give too much info on the Normandy. You could convey the right idea about it just by saying it was a state of the art craft, a one of a kind space vessel able to avoid detection in space.

THEN you explain that in space everything gives off heat and it is impossible to hide, only the Normandy can capture and store its own heat, temporarily, to appear invisible in the infrared.


Personally, I think I would leave out any mention of Nihlus until he appears when Shepard is looking at the ship. Then you describe physically what a turian is. Maybe add a line from Nihlus, like "Given our species' history, this joint venture has been quite unprecedented". Obviously all of us know what said history is the first contact war, but a reader unfamiliar with Mass Effect would be intrigued.

It alludes to the fact that turians are enemies turned friends without going off on a tangent about it.

I think that rather than switching the POV to Nihlus while they' re in the decontamination chamber, that you could keep it on Shepard. However have Shepard notice that Nihlus appears oddly satisfied by Shepard's questions. That conveys to the reader something about what Nihlus is thinking, just as Shepard might be putting some pieces together. Shepard after all is the protagonist.

Also, what's an Omni-tool?
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trilogy remaster when?
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>>154610779
no one gives a fuck about it anyway
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>>154610894
Never.
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>>154531453
>>154533502

Personally, if I were writing Mass Effect I'd scrap the whole "Joker has brittle bones" thing. I think it was a really stupid idea to put into the series. It is just totally and completely unrealistic that any military would allow that. As a nod to it perhaps, keep it as something that Joker was born with but that modern medicine allowed to be cured.

I'm curious about this hijacking thing though. I suspect I get the idea, but I don't know how realistic it is that the Alliance would reward someone for committing a crime. It might, in my opinion, be better to keep the unconventional promotion concept limited to Shepard and his uncommon valor on Elysium. I think Joker being a bit of insubordinate is probably enough of a quirk. The kind of thing that would count against most pilots, if they didn't have Joker's skill and presumably, record.

I'm not a military expert by any means, but shouldn't Joker be addressing Shepard as "Sir"? It might be part of his characterization, but if so it seems like the kind of thing this tight-laced Shepard would notice. Seems like the two ought to have conflicted a bit more in the game before earning one-anothers respect.
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>>154610919
I enjoy writing and talking about writing.
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>>154610779
I don't really know who I'm writing for. I don't plan on putting anything up on FF or whatever until I've got at least a few chapters done, so I've got time to figure that out.
>Personally, I think I would leave out any mention of Nihlus until he appears when Shepard is looking at the ship
I don't want it to be like "Surprise, there's a Spectre and no one told the XO!"

>However have Shepard notice that Nihlus appears oddly satisfied by Shepard's questions
Would Shepard even know that much about turian expressions at this point? I haven't decided on origins, but I'm thinking Mindoir - > War Hero

I dunno. It just feels like, by catering to people who haven't played the games, I'm flooding readers with information just because of how much stuff is in the intro

>>154611607
I'm not going to specifically say Vrolik's Syndrome. Just that he's fragile. The hijacking thing is canon, it happened in a comic :^).

Maybe my memory is bad, but I don't really remember anyone using "sir" all that much in Mass Effect
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>>154611607
He might have been able to get work in the private sector like with Cerberus who could pay to have his skeleton reinforced, but his condition would have been an automatic disqualification from any military no matter how "good" he is at flying.

>As a nod to it perhaps, keep it as something that Joker was born with but that modern medicine allowed to be cured
Could have been used as a bit of foreshadowing in 1 to hint at the tech used to rebuild and hold Shepard's skeleton together in 2.
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>>154610345

What am I looking at?

Are they supposed to be armoured tits? They look more like some sort of deformed frontal padding or prone support thing. The geometry is just fucking weird.
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>>154612535
bottomline is: artist liks huge tits.
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>>154613127
There's huge tits and then there are comically oversized tits.
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I think I'm going to cut out the Vrolik's Syndrome thing. I need something to replace it with that explains Joker never taking breaks though
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>>154612213
>Would Shepard even know that much about turian expressions at this point?

He might, he might not. Shepard's background he is an officer and that means a good education.

RE: Joker. The brittle bones are dumb and it sounds like the comic is dumb. ME1 was more grounded than the later games in that regard.


I don't remember every bit of dialog in the game by heart, but I know I heard "Sir" a lot. It's also just a military custom, like saluting or standing at attention or "at ease".


>>154612297
>He might have been able to get work in the private sector like with Cerberus...

That might be a big change to the character. I once re-imagined ME where in ME2 it was discovered that Joker had been a Cerberus agent. Shepard uncovered his birth certificate or something which revealed the brittle bones... that had since disappeared. It was then revealed that Joker agreed to let Cerberus try experimental surgery and therapy on him to cure his brittle bones, with him then being required to work for Cerberus afterwards. He did this because he had tested for the Alliance and gotten top scores as a pilot, but as soon as he failed the physical he was barred from entering.

I've always been fond of this idea, but, personally, I think a ME novel should stay true to the characters.

I just always thought the brittle bones was dumb and honestly I didn't even take it seriously until ME2. Seemed to me like Joker was always sitting because the devs just never bothered to put him anywhere else in the game except at his console.

It's your vision of Mass Effect, so it's up to you, but I think it is a very difficult thing to justify if you give it any thought.


>>154614468
>I think I'm going to cut out the Vrolik's Syndrome thing. I need something to replace it with that explains Joker never taking breaks though

I suppose you'll also need to explain why Shepard never sleeps or takes a shit.

My skype is [email protected] you should add me maybe.
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>>154615809
I am going to explain why Shepard doesn't sleep. I just wanted Joker to be a workaholic, it seems fitting for him to me.

I don't really skype or anything like that very much, but I've changed my mind about the release process. I'm going to finish this chapter, edit it, and get it out onto the Fanfiction website. That way I don't have to keep bugging you guys with screencaps. You can PM me or yell at me here or whatever

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12147073/1/Mass-Effect-The-Beginning-of-the-End
Here's the story
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>>154617427
>I am going to explain why Shepard doesn't sleep. I just wanted Joker to be a workaholic, it seems fitting for him to me.

I think you are taking the game too literally.
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>>154617652
Oh, I didn't mean why Shepard doesn't sleep in the game. In my story I mention that he doesn't sleep
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>>154617758
I see. An odd choice, I think, but it's your story.
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>>154618515
I'm just trying to think of ways to make him more interesting
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>>154618771
Well, in my opinion what would make Shepard interesting is the challenges faced by Shepard. Perhaps someone who previously had a rather simplistic view of the galaxy and his place in it.

As a Spectre though he finds his duty to the Alliance and even his own race challenged. He'll have to figure out to really perceive and approach his role as a Spectre.

Is it just an appointment to benefit the Alliance and the human race? Or is all the big talk about galactic stability the real heart of it? Is the Council really interested in this for altruistic reasons or as a Spectre is Shepard really just a lacky meant to protect the status quo?

When Shepard finds dirt on the Alliance, what does he do? Does he tell the Council and damage the Alliance's relationship with them whilst boosting his own status and trust in the Council's eyes? Which is the right choice to make? After all, he might think he needs to show the Council that he's serious about the responsibility they put in him, but at the same time keeping the Alliance and Council on good terms with one another might also fall under "stability".

The people serving under Shepard on the Normandy are mostly Alliance personnel sworn to serve the Alliance and humanity. Can he ask them to risk their lives or reputations for missions that the Alliance brass might perceive as subversive?


How does Shepard reconcile the beacon visions and the threat of the Reapers? The more he learns about Saren's treason the more obvious it should be to him that far more is at stake than Humanity's standing or his own military career. Shepard's actions might have consequences that won't be known for decades or even centuries.


Remember that a Spectre is a political actor, not just a commando.
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>>154619256
I'm way too exhausted to make sense of this. I'm going to copy it and reference it as a sort of template for the character. I like the idea
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>>154619394
Well, it will depend on how you write his backstory.

If Shepard is a colonist > War Hero, then he might be a rather simple man in his outlook on life and his job. He might just like the military for the adventure, and perhaps for the sense of justice it gives him in fighting back against the kinds of evils that destroyed his childhood.

The Spectre appointment might be something he doesn't really appreciate at first... and might feel very stressed and anxious later as the real responsibility of it dawns on him. Ditto for an Earthborn. No longer is the context of his job just "do what you are told in a timely fashion while the big boys upstairs worry about the details and the context."

Now there is really nobody above Shepard minute to minute to tell him what to do. His approach to Saren and his mission as a whole, as well as each individual operation he involves himself in, will be mostly entirely up to him. HE is the one who must look at the strategic picture of each move he makes, both in a military and a political sense. Another overlooked challenge is this: how do Tali, Garrus, Wrex, and Liara fit into the Normandy's chain of command? They aren't Alliance personnel and have no rank at all. Can they order around marines or Normandy officers?
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>>154620473
Something else to consider is that a Space-born Shepard might be a more ambitious person. He might have joined the Alliance Navy specifically to become an officer, clime the ranks, and one day even enter the political scene as a politician. Many military officers do that and even rising to the higher eschelons of the military itself is a political game. So a spaceborn Shepard might already understand the implications of becoming a Spectre and embrace it right away for the challenge and opportunity it brings.


Of-course, the revelation about the true nature of the galaxy (the Reapers) might be sobering... and genuinely frightening. How can one man and a ship hope to stop billions of years of history, of fate? All Shepard's dreams for the future of his career and his species might be washed away and replaced with nightmares of its doom and insignificance in face of the truth.
For Shepard to buckle or break down at some point, in private, might be interesting. That's when the love interest or close friend provides the pep talk and perspective that strengthens Shepard's resolve and gives him the extra strength he needs to see this through to the end or else die trying.
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>>154620473
>Another overlooked challenge is this: how do Tali, Garrus, Wrex, and Liara fit into the Normandy's chain of command? They aren't Alliance personnel and have no rank at all. Can they order around marines or Normandy officers?
My assumption would be that they are outside of the chain of command, and report only to Shepard. They still have to follow the Alliance's rules though

>>154620583
I don't necessarily agree that a spaceborn would be more ambitious than others. Colonist Shep might feel a need for vengeance, or a responsibility to stop similar things happening again. The Ruthless origin fits well with that, as well as the War Hero one, but I like the Elysium thing more than Torfan. Colonist Shepard also has some blank years before joining the Alliance that could have been spent doing virtually anything. Perhaps he has foster parents. Maybe he feels alone in the galaxy, and the military alleviates that feeling

And being a colonist doesn't necessarily mean he was a farmer's son or anything. He could've been the child of a doctor and someone who works in agricultural sciences or something. Basically people that would encourage independent thought

What I'm thinking is this:
Shepard likes being a soldier. He likes the structure, the camaraderie, everything about it. He's ambitious, otherwise he wouldn't have the N7 designation. He's not blind to the politics of the galaxy, but he doesn't imagine himself as a mover and a shaker. He still hasn't really addressed his past, the clusterfuck on Mindoir or the violence on Elysium. I haven't thought so far ahead as becoming a Spectre or the reapers to be honest.

I'm not going to try to write a pure love story, but I do want the romance to be more interwoven into the story, along with camaraderie with the rest of the crew.
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>>154621437
>I don't necessarily agree that a spaceborn would be more ambitious than others.

They don't have to be, but considering spaceborn Shep's mother is an Admiral, I think it is a strong possibility that spacer Shep had a more privilged life than the others and would already have a keener grasp of politics than the other backgrounds. A bit more educated and far-seeing, but a bit more arrogant at first. Even slightly out of touch with gruffer characters like Wrex or anyone else who has lived on the street.

Again, not set in stone, just something to consider.


Shepard in the game because he has to be everything and thus must be nothing specific. However the Shepard in your story can and should be fully fleshed out.

The only things that should be carried over from the game are these:

.) Shepard is an inspiring leader of men
.) Shepard is a deadly skilled soldier on the battlefield
.) Shepard is a shitty dancer


If Shepard is a real person, he might at times genuinely feel afraid of his enemy and worry that he isn't smart enough or isn't tough enough to succeed. I wouldn't imagine such feelings would be consuming, but they should rear their heads every now and then.


William Tecumseh Sherman is well known for his ruthless tactics in the American Civil War, but he was actually a man who hated war and was plagued with depression throughout much of it. He also felt that his campaign against the South, no matter how destructive, was none the less a necessary evil that ended a greater evil (the war).


So a ruthless Shepard might be cynical in his outlook on life, but that wouldn't mean he'd lack compassion or a sense of guilt over his actions. In fact, the cut dialog from ME3 where Renegade Shepard talks to a dying Anderson is a great example of this: plagued by guilt over the blood he has shed and probably terrified that he was wrong and it wasn't really necessary.


I'm not trying to tell you how to write your Shepard; just trying to give you ideas.
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Fucking hell what an autism in this thread. What is this even
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>>154622103
>I'm not trying to tell you how to write your Shepard; just trying to give you ideas.
I know, and I appreciate it.

I guess there are two Shepards that I'm really, seriously considering as far as basic personality

Colonist Shep, War Hero or Ruthless, feels alone in the galaxy
or
Spacer Shep, War Hero or Sole Survivor (that might be interesting because it would mess with his ego), arrogant-ish, but not without reason

Thanks for the ideas anon but I need to get some sleep

>>154622457
Video games and video games accessories
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god when is this fucking game coming out dude, i'm so over it
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>>154623056
It's so strange how little hype there seems to be
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What races do you think Andromeda will have returning as crew members?
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>>154623659
I think they've shown krogan and quarian along with the asari
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>>154623854
So, percentage-wise, what's the chance of us getting another Gilbert and Sullivan singing Salarian?
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>the only crew member whose personality/character we have actually seen is awful
that doesn't bode well
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>>154623461
It's not strange at all, it's the market at work. Blame that shitskin Manveer Heir. Probably killed the franchise by himself.
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>>154623461
NMS was so good that it made Andromeda look like an outdated piece of no fun crap even before release.
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Quarian women going into heat all at the same time?
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>>154634776
The heat of my oven, maybe
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>>154634965
No, enough must be kept separate to feed, clean, and otherwise support the overseer of the harem through his immense exhaustion.
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>>154635663
In. The. Oven.
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Goed. Je hebt dit bericht geopend. Dit is niet echt Asari militaire commando. Die zijn te druk bezig met onderhouden wat er van hun planeet over is.

Dus je hebt ons gevecht op Thessia overleefd. Je bent niet zo zwak als ik dacht. Maar vergeet nooit dat jouw beste niet goed genoeg was om mij te stoppen. Nu is een gehele planeet aan het doodgaan omdat jij niet sterk genoeg was om te winnen. De legende van Shepard moet herschreven worden. Ik hoop dat ik daar voor het laatste hoofdstuk bij ben. Het eindigt met jouw dood.

-KL
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It's amazing, we got a new trailer and everything but we are deader than ever.
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>>154646556

We haven't gotten the new trailer yet
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>>154646594
Yeah yeah, I meant the tech demo. I suppose there's so little hype and speculation since we already know everything since the survey leak.
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Waifus covered in a thin downy layer of fuzz?
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>>154623854

They haven't shown quarians.
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>>154646556

There was a spike when nearly everyone here thought sucked, and that was about it.
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>>154623659
Pretty sure the Hyperion and the other colony ships departed before the conclusion of ME3 so Quarians, Geth and Batarians among others are out
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>>154647292

Birdfus? Or just waifus with peach fuzz?
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>>154647738
>so Quarians, Geth and Batarians among others are out
Why? Geth probably won't be in because of their collective intelligence thingy and because they sound too much like Khet. Batarians may or may not be in depending on if they got their own ark ship or not. Quarian migrants who didn't want to partake in the war against the Geth could also be there. FemRyder is going to be foamed, hyuk hyuk.
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>>154647878
Peach fuzz.
The more the merrier.
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>>154648090
no geth because the only one with any kind of contact to geth were shepard personally and/or cerberus. no quarians because they were all hidy hidy secret secret muh rannoch and why would they take in some random breakaway quarian faction/ship just to have them represented? I mean, if you follow all the chatter and cerberus network or what it was beforehand the alliance didn't even know what the fuck the quarians were doing at the time so suddenly some random faction shows up and when questioned why they don't hang around with the other quarians or why they would break away and shit they wouldn't mention that the rest of them are gearing up to conquer rannoch?
"wew lads let's take they sure sound trustworthy."
and in any case, it'd be either geth or quarians because there is definitely no peace before the rannoch mission in ME3 (and there should never be) and no one aboard would even know about it.
no batarians because no one likes them. I'd think it 7 times over before I took in a slave trading society into that kind of project.
no, it's just going to be council races plus krogan, volus, elcor or jellies.
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>>154648873
>no batarians because no one likes them. I'd think it 7 times over before I took in a slave trading society into that kind of project.
Nah, the diversity loving council would be sure to bring with them a couple of hundred BT rapists to make sure the colonial effort would be diverse enough.
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>>154648090
Quarians don't make sense on a super long range colony ship unless they're post-ME3 Quarians who don't need the suits anymore, or go along with their own significantly sized ship. And at that point, the whole Quarian fleet is off being idiots. The only evidence of the fleet splintering and breaking away from each other is the worst-case solution of Tali's loyalty quest in ME2, so that's unlikely.

Geth are out because before the end of ME3 the only contact they have with outsiders is Legion joining Shepard. The Consensus was still united and isolated in the Dyson Sphere.

Batarians were super isolationist and would have no part in a colony plan before the Reapers fucked their shit.
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>>154649248
I can see it happening after all.
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I'm sure quarians will be in ME:A, a colony ship is a big thing and there are loads of hiding spots.
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>>154650306

I'm assuming boarding is highly regulated, how'd they get in?

Good afternoon, Ed.
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>>154650106
>Council
>Not having 24/7 access to BT cocks
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>>154651324
Hi anon.
My god I love that image.

And in a project that huge, maybe they'd hide in a cargo crate. Or latch onto the ship during the initial acceleration. When it's not economical to stop. And the internal security teams can't cover enough ground in time to catch them all.
Assuming the laser defenses don't engage and boil them into vapor several hundred miles away.
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>>154650306
Firstly, colony ships is a huge YES to quarian engineers and designers.
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>>154652048

Or y'know, human engineers, turian, salarian, asari.
Aside from the geth and the lightning guns, all they do is maintain old ships. Meanwhile, humans developed a sentient AI called Eliza, developed lightning guns of their own, and co-developed the most advanced ship in the Council fleet. Among other things.
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>>154652602
>all they do is maintain old ships

They literally built their own copy of the Normandy, and didn't have the blueprints to do it the way the Salarians did
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>>154653213

Right, I forgot how retarded Bioware and the third game is.
Could've been cool to have Tali steal blueprints, but nope, that would given her depth.
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>>154653213
>>154653328

And even then, they're not better than any other species' engineers and designers. Especially not when you have four of the most highly advanced species working together.

The quarians would do right to stay out of it, and piss around their homeworld instead.
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>>154652602
>human engineers, turian, salarian, asari.
Did i say "no" to the rest of the party?
Everybody good in something. That's make them stronger together.
Wanna huge gun and strong vertical hierarchy? Call the turian.
Wanna big ezo core and thousand years living expirience? Call the asari. They have their own.
etc etc etc
Wanna build enormous migrate ship and make that thing runs on air?
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>>154653534
>enormous migrate ship and make that thing runs on air

What does that even mean?
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>>154653480

I think it would be pretty in line with a fair amount of what we see of the Quarians to have one/some hitch a ride even if it's a one way trip. Tali's entire deal was she was a peppy genius who wanted to see the universe as her coming of age quest.
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>>154653328
>Could've been cool to have Tali steal blueprints, but nope, that would given her depth.
I wish they did that.
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>>154651457
antagonizing them must have been a devious plan by the council. keep BTs agressive and angry about the council all the time so that the council can receive powerful hatefucks 24/7. brilliant plan, exemplary asari manipulation.
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>>154654328

Absolutely. It would've given the choice of letting a complete stranger poke around the drive core of a state of the art spaceship some consequences. And given her some ulterior motive that isn't just loyalty to Shepard and the mission.
That is, if it was an actual choice, as it stands Tali stays in there whether you want her to or not.
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This is a big-ass gun. I'd love to see stuff like that in Mass Effect.
>https://youtu.be/EG1DoHPAaRA
Not quite as large, maybe, but certainly the equivalent of mounted 20mm cannons.
>tfw no show in Mass Effect about modern-day weapons called Unremembered Weapons or Weapons of the Past
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>>154655560
>Forgotten weapons.
My nigga.

>>154654910
Indeed. Give her some motives of her own, let her realize that she may have to go against the fleet and if she's ready for that.
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>>154644578

If you think about it, Dutch sounds a lot like what BTs would speak
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>the quarian companion is going to be a story DLC

I can see BW/EA pull this off
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>>154655931
To be fair the way they replicated the Normandy is left ambiguous, Tali is the obvious source of them learning how it works

I don't count "no your waifu would never do that" twitter posts from writers as relevant

I'd have happily let her take whatever she wanted from it anyway. I feel like I remember you can even say something along those lines when she first comes about the Normandy 2 now that I think of it
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>>154623659

Despite the fact that fan polls told them to drop krogan and quarians, Bioware loves them too much to pay any heed. Likely, they will drop the BTs or drell or even turians despite the latters' popularity, that is how much Mac hates them
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>>154650306
Daily reminder that if you impede a quarian's thievery, it is you who are at fault, it is you who are exercising privilege and committing genocide against a People of Color (purple), You bosh'tet
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>>154660231
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>>154660231
I'd never impede a femquar's quest to steal my heart.
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>>154660231

Get into the incinerator, please.
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>>154657065
If they drop the BTs I will literally kill myself.
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I'm going miss Tali when Andromeda comes out.

You think any Normandy squadmate will ever show up in any piece of media ever again, now that Bioware seems to have tried to bolt from the trilogy?
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>>154661989
I hope we will see them around in SFM porn abit longer
that shreksari is no fap material
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As long as there are femturs, I will accept Nu-Asari and Anita Sarkeesian Ryder
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Why does Bioware love the krogan so much? They are literally just klingons from Star Trek or Orks from Warcraft, even more attempt was made at making the asari different from the trope.
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>>154664160
Because they're cucks and want their wives bred by krogan bulls.
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>>154664160
Krogan behave like an idealized People of Color and we all know how Bioware feels about those.
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>>154661608

Those of you who hate on quarians... are in for a nasty surprise in Andromeda, they are one of Mac's favourite species, remember, they devote d an entire novel about the Migrant Fleet, a significant chapter in ME2, and an entire story act in ME3
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I'm still pissed off at the use of Johnny Cash in the trailer. If this had been a game like New Vegas by Obsidian, or even Bethesda, it would have been okay.

The idea of a fucking milquetoast, Canadian, overly PC, transgender pandering bunch of Currythunders like Bioware, who despise all the values embodied in Johnny Cash's music - the masculine, American, imperialist frontier conquest Western ideal - is like a faggot trying to co-opt something that he likes only for the aesthetics while pissing on the real meaning.

Like how American progressive hipsters like to wear 19th century style beards and lumber jack shirts to get some faux manliness while letting their girlfriends pound them in the ass with a strap-on, Western German style
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>>154665721

Canadian urban multicultural progressives will use your shitty country music and there is nothing you can do about it, Ameripiggy. They will turn your cowboys into an object of fun and diversity for teenage tumblrinas, just like Lee Ang did with Brokeback Mountain
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>>154665721
Yeah, I was pretty annoyed by it too. I don't think cucknadians understand any of that though, they just want to be manly but due to low T levels and a shit tier society they can't and grasp at straws to keep above the tranny quicksand.
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>>154666041
>Will be clear later on
It was just due to rider sounding like Ryder, right?
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>>154665721
>Western German style
come on man, that's never going to happen because he doesn't have a gf
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>>154666041
>They will turn your cowboys into an object of fun and diversity for teenage tumblrinas

Would you say they appropriated them?
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>>154667263
Subverted them.
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>>154667263

Its not appropriation when the object is to empower minorities and People of Color.
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>>154667804
This racist double standard is seriously getting on my nerves. Fuck anti-whites.
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>>154665103
What's that picture supposed to be depicting?
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>>154665721
I like everything about your post.
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>>154668127

Fuck you.
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>>154665721
check ur privilege levels
they're off the charts
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>>154667804
I hate how Americans think all of Europe is the same, and that just because there were some moors in Spain it also means they were in Eastern Europe. It's absolutely ridiculous.

Same with them thinking that the whole world is the same as America, and that just because there have always been niggers in the US that also means they've always been everywhere in Europe.

Fuck that america centrism of these idiots who say they want diversity but really just mean that they want different coloured Americans instead of actual diversity like having Russians, Poles or Norwegians in your game.
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>>154668689
Hitler should have won the war.
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>>154668848

If you are European, you should defer to the views of American progressives on European history. They have a much more enlightened view on race relations than the rest of the world, and are also the inheritors of European history and civilization. Therefore, what you consider yours, is actually theirs. They are free to do with it as they wish, and you cannot object, because you have much to learn before you can be rehabilitated as functioning member of a multicultural society.
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>>154668689
Medievalpoc is the worst shit ever. Anyone who seriously uses that in an argument should throw himself of the nearest building or tower.
All his arguments come down to shit like: "here is a painting by a Bohemian artist from the 15th century which depicts an ancient African queen in Africa. This means there were black people in 15th century Bohemia."

Totally retarded.
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So I was thinking, since Asari reproduced with themselves before spacetravel they are genetically coded to look out for feminine features since no males exist.
The whole speciesmixing shit emerged with some Matriarchs pulling some SJW shit to widen the genetic code of their species.
Wouldnt it be more likely for Asari to look for human females because they are looking the closest like Asari? Meaning Liara would be all over Femshep but would shunn Sheploo since he doesnt fit the criteria for a good reproduction partner.
My point is, that Sheploo would never have a chance with Liara and everyone who says otherwise is a delusional brainwashed SJW whiteknight faggot who disregards the rules of nature.
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>>154669435
>feminine features
Doesn't mean shit when it's interspecies.
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>>154669435
Asari species should be kept pure. Period.
So should white humans. The non-whites can be given to the vorcha or something.
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>>154669435
*cough*
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>>154669272
But we wuz kangz an shiet?
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>>154669773
But there are no white humans left for Femshep to procreate with.
She is literally the last white human featuring red hair and green eyes. What do?
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>>154667804
top man for not giving in to these idiots

>>154668689
that moved the goalposts to outside the stadium

>>154669032
that's the point in time from which everything went downhill
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>>154670271
I'm sure Cerberus has some proper seed in a freezer somewhere.
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>>154669981
I am just waiting for the next WWII game with the Wehrmacht featuring black soldiers. BF1 already did it.
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>>154670660
>BF1 already did it.
w-what?
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>>154670783
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>>154670783
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>>154670271
>red hair

Any dumb slut can dye it like that whore.
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>>154670660
>>154670976
>>154671036
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>>154670976
Do the Ottomans also have black soldiers in the game or have they been spared from this nonsense?
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>>154665103
Ascension was written by Karpyshyn, as was most of Tali's dialogue in the first game. Tali in the following games, plus her loyalty mission, romance, and part of the Rannoch arc, were written by Weekes. Karpyshyn probably wrote Tali's recruitment mission too, since it includes that dark energy plot thread from his preferred ending that never came to be. So I think they're the quarian fans, not Mac; also, besides Chris, they seemed to be the ones who knew what they were actually doing.

Mac seems to have a boner for Cerberus more than anything, given how much they show up in the EU and their inflated importance in the third game, where he was the main writer. I THINK Mac wrote most of the Cerberus stuff. Which is likely why Cerberus is probably the worst-written part of Mass Effect in general.
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>>154670976
>>154671036
nothing persoanl eddy, but I fucking hate swedish man, get that shit sorted out quick

>>154671125
who says its dyed
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>>154671515
isnt he lead writer now?
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>>154671515

What I don't like about Mac's love for Cerberus is how he turns everyone into a jobber to make his Chosen People seem more badass. Kai Leng is only the worst symptom of this, but its also evident in the comics and the Omega DLC
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>>154664160
Because krogan lift.
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>>154671616

The default face. Slut dye.
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>>154671616
Dear god, she is so much better than the fucking custom designed hambeast we got for ME3. Why couldn't the dipshits have just said, "here, default preset face sliders ME1 Femshep is canon all along" just like with Sheploo
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>>154671879
>yeah yeah we get it, krogan are strong
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>>154672049

Sheploo is face scanned from an actual model, the default female face in the first and second game looks like it was made with the in-game sliders. The default face in the third game was made in a 3-D modelling program. Why they didn't go for a real model (someone who doesn't look like an cave troll) is beyond me.
It wouldn't even have to a well-known person. People still have no idea who's the face model for Ashley, for example, even though they've tried to find out.
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>>154672401
ashfags eternally BTFO
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Rate my ME OC
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>>154672825
Where did you find this cancer?
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>>154672825
not edgy enough, add some spikes
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>>154671864
Remember when the most advanced military in the galaxy needed Shepard and two of his buddies so they wouldn't be overrun by Cerberus troops who just fucking teleported into a top secret base on their own homeworld?
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>>154472123

Mass Effect 3 mp was the single greatest thing of last generation and my favorite game of all time


I have thousands of hours logged and for years nothing could kill the playerbase. The biggest challenger was Destiny and even that couldn't kill it.

The one game that was finally able to put the dagger in the ME3mp playerbase was Overwatch.

Even with that said there is still a pulse but the playerbase now is not what it was pre Overwatch.

Now it's mostly scrubs, noobs and glitch/hackers with the rare occasional gg.
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>>154673185

ME3 MP, while fun, was always an unstable piece of shit, resulting in much lost hours. Overwatch, even in its current state, is a much better product from the connectivity and optimization standpoint
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>>154673185
its always hard to see a multiplayer game you put so much effort and time into die slowly.
Same happened with Day of Defeat, less and less servers and the old names you played with dont show up anymore either.
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>>154673348

It was nearly always rock solid on Xbox 360.
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>>154673185
Overwatch's universe despite being made in 2016 feels less cringey than ME
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>>154673770
Overwatch is godsent desu, it pulls all the weebs and kids out of the other games and makes them more sufferable. it also pulled alot of russian kids from the eu servers of other games.
I just hoped there would be less SFM futa shit, its grown to stages where its not funny anymore when every female has a fucking horsecock. also the trend is that every artist makes overwatch shit and disregards the other franchises.
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>>154673518

Nothing was able to pull me away from ME3mp until Overwatch.

I didn't touch ME for close to a couple of months and when I finally did one day the playerbase wasnt the same.

No game ever came close to that same feeling I got from ME4mp until Overwatch so I can understand how a lot of the playerbase finally jumped ship.
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>>154674221

>ME4

Woops ..
ME3
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>>154671616
Because I'm clearly the one able to fix what some assholes in Stockholm do to bend history to fit their ass backwards vision of what it should have been.

>>154672825
Ugh..

>>154673518
I know that feel, not for ME3 though.
I still remember hosting Halo 2 vista servers until the end came. Playing zombie mode, and relying on players cooperating to 'turn' and most did. It was all good fun.

>>154673770
OW is great. Where are the female omnics but I feel it could use more maps. I'd love a forresty one.
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>>154672825
pretty hardcore OC but it's missing that unique touch like "first human who did impossible hardcore feat x" or "murdered millions because they were weak"
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>>154671773

Mac's the GAME director for ME4
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>>154675634
so if that's like in film he has the final say in everything then? that's even worse than writer.
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>>154672825

>murder

Kek

Don't listen to the haters, shits good .
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>>154603418
>Have Liara always been so blue? :^)
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I don't even..
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>>154676030
And so ends the story of Shepards. One tertiary point defense laser mounted on Harbinger boiled her in her suit and reduced it to ash.
Maybe the next great hero won't stand beside a reaper?
The charge to the beam was so stupid. What would they do if the reapers went 'eh fuck it' and simply turned off the beam?
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>>154678483
>What would they do if the reapers went 'eh fuck it' and simply turned off the beam?
What would they do if the reapers went 'eh fuck it' and simply conquered the Citadel right at the start?
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>>154576206
>tfw no bossy femtur with red facial plates and kinky as fuck tendencies in bed

y
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>>154674834
>Because I'm clearly the one able to fix what some assholes in Stockholm do
Skicka ett kuvert med mjältbrant till deras kontor. Skyll på IS. Fixar kulturen och immigrationen samtidigt.
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Guys. What if 4x strategy?
There's everything to make decent game in post ME3 galaxy. Pick starting conditions (R/G/B), choose race, and build your empire anew. Restore connections to other species, research and build new mass relays. Undiscovered relics, systems, races. Imagine the possibilities. But no, BW will never do something like that, it's hard to implement gay-romance into game like that.
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>>154676286
Don't be silly, the suits have the final say on everything. He just directs the team.
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>>154680017
>>154674834
Svennejävel

>>154678246
>Not understanding the symbolism of space merpersons
Wew, educate yourself
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Female krogans in your lap
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>>154681000
>BW will never do something like that, it's hard to implement gay-romance into game like that

Also because they specialize in RPGs, not 4X games.
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>>154681246

Curvy brown girl in my lap, please.
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>>154681601
curvy brown krogan girl?
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>>154681808

Not really sure how 'curvy' krogan women get. I do wonder if their hide gets darker when exposed to the sun. They must have different peoples, too, with different kind of features. Darker or lighter hide, differently shaped browplates and fat humps, etc.
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>>154681991
Your dream femkro girl is out there, anon.
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>>154678483
Why couldn't my Vanguard Shepard just Charge to the beam?

Why were Shepard and Anderson charging at all?
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>>154682118

Anon, please.
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>>154681183
Kackerlacka.
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>>154681601
I don't like people of colour
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>>154682474
>mfw he was right all along
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Dead.
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>>154684660
well that definitely killed my boner.
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>>154685009

What popped the boner in the first place?
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>>154683106
The west is waking up more and more to the fact. The eagle will rise again.
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>>154684660
I sort of want to lift up her skirt and tonguefuck her loose asshole but knowing I'd die from being pozzed too hard I wouldn't dare. Could Shepard bed her?
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>>154685076
futa on male

>>154685330
but the invaders are already here
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>>154685330
Wow!!! Don't post that white supremacist nazi frog here!!!

>>154685704
>futa on male
Asari MTs? Or Miranda or Femshep?

>>154684660
I still don't understand why they added her in the game. I mean I get wanting to be close to the press that reviews your game and all, but Chobot? Really?
Of all sites you decide to go with IGN even though you can buy them for a tenner?
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>>154685704
Nothing eugenics and deportation can't fix, as long as we are run from Washington and the other globalist elites we're in deep shit though.
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>>154686005
I'd only be willing to take Miri's perfect futa dick.
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>>154685704
Pogrom, anon. We will take out out the trash in no time.
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>>154685330
kek nah, democrats will win and the white population will go below 10%, as if americucks care aslong as they have their smartphones and SUVs
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Does your're waifu prefer anal beads or buttplugs?
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>>154686560
not into sodomy cause she isnt degenerate or a tranny
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>>154686668

Don't post ogres, please.
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>>154686778
FUCK YOU
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>>154686541
Not so sure, she's made YUGE missteps and might be dying atm. In either case I think Europe could still have a chance. It would help if a saudi/Soros puppet didn't become the president of the US though.
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/meg/ - Politically incorrect
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>>154687217
With devs like this it's hard not to be.
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>>154686541
>hillary dying/dropping out of the race due to poor health and keeping it a secret AGAIN
>trump cruising into the white house unopposed
>"democrats" face when
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>>154687217

It ebbs and flows.
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>>154687352
>implying the election wont be rigged
how does this blue pill taste?
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>>154687352
I think her inadvertently empowering Pepe's meme magic made a bigger blow to her campaign than her dying would.
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>>154688434
I love that ass zipper put there for easy access.
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>>154687946
I'm not sure they can cheat on that scale. The trick in murrican politics seems to me be that the game is rigged from the start, election fraud isn't needed most of the time.
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>>154688568

They should always have those zippers.
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>>154688856
Awkward angle.
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>>154688434
>>154688856
I want to see Femshep in a latexsuit
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>>154689163
What's the deal with you and femshep, autist?
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>>154689489
Dont know really, she is hot and cute. I fantasize about her beating me in the face while having sex.
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>>154689163
>roleplaying and having sex in your childrens's room
Sick fucks!
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>>154689978
Why do you want to be abused? Why not lewd cuddling?
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>>154691987
why not both?
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>>154689978
I mean I think renegade femshep is hot as fuck and fantasise about her doing dominating stuff as well, but how you can honestly think her ingame model is attractive is beyond me. It's an absolute atrocity and yet you keep posting it.
At least keep to posting attractive artwork of her, and preferably not constantly the same stuff. Posting ingame swampbeast is just disgusting.
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femshep is a dirty turian slut and you skullface-worshipping nu-males better get out right now
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>tfw done with the games to the point where all that remains is reading really perverted fanfiction about it
kinda feels like betraying an old friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TICn16U-rI
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>>154692912
no
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>>154693327
Then I hope you die a painful death
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>>154693187
oh nice.
I can listen to this while I play Elite Dangerous
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>>154687469
>trump will get assassinated, it happened to Kennedy, your last real president,

JFK stole the election with the help of the mob and he botched Cuba and got us into Vietnam.
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>Ded
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>>154655560
Speaking of ME to modern weapon comparisons, this thing is basically our version of the Executioner. Of course we don't have coilgun technology to allow pistols to achieve higher velocities than they should relative to rifles (and very high velocities in general), nor do we have super strength to manage that recoil like the krogan or a cyborg does, so it's not exactly practical in our world. Still though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMkiDguYtGw
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The biggest problem with have a bunch of super left SJW types writing for Mass Effect is that what made the original good was that the nuance in the writing in terms of the morals. (mostly, anyway)

Most science fiction when it tackles difficult moral and philosophical questions has nuance. You have to have it to make it compelling and the real questions are multi-layered with no obvious answers.

However SJW's don't believe in nuance in opinion or discussion.

Their writing will be black and white.
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>>154646556
>>quality animations
>>>

Rated E for Everyone!!!!

I've seen nothing about this game that doesn't look shit.

Bunch of 'on rails' zones. Some shitty NMS-randomly-generated-looking pillar vault with a glowing beam of energy. Disney characters.

Fuck me.
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Dead as a goddamn doornail.
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>>154459264
>make commander cody as my first shep >years later transfer him to ME2
>Now he looks like a muckerdon fat Mexican instead of the aussie guy who played jango and the clones
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Moar ME and modern weapon comparisons.

http://www.armyrecognition.com/israel_israeli_armi_light_heavy_weapons_uk/gilboa_apr_assault_pistol_rifle_silver_shadow_technical_data_sheet_information_specification_picture.html

Our version of the Eagle and other absurdly huge and heavy ME handguns that can punch through the same body armor that protects against their rifles?
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>>154664160
They're trying fill the hole Mandalore left in their assholes.
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>>154664160

Big Guy Warrior Race, two stock elements for the price of one.
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Memes and shitposting aside

Mass Effect is the comfiest game in existence. Just in my dark room reveling the universe of Mass Effect. Listening to the pulsating beats of the music at Afterlife, or spending time in your room in the Normandy.

The modern sheen of it all mixed with the heaviness of the content (saving the galaxy and whatnot) really melds to create such an immersive experience for me. Say what you will about the characters or plot direction, the atmosphere is second to none.

Can you imagine just sitting in Shepard's room with infinity out your window? Listening to the mass effect soundtrack (or something similarly ethereal) and just being in that place?

It's hard to explain. I get the same feeling from Halo and Star wars (arguably the most from Halo really).

I know this is the shittiest general here, but can someone help me out? Does anyone feel this way?
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This thread is deader than every single member of the Normandy team by the time the Andromeda begins.
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>>154716696
You're most likely autistic, I'd recommend seeing a doctor for help instead of asking for help on a Indonesian forum.
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Thread themes
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>>154717151
I honestly don't think I am tho. Isn't this why everyone likes Mass Effect? You guys shit talk it enough anyway. Something has to be endearing about it besides fat video game ass
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GET

IT
IN HERHERHERHEHREHRHERHE
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>>154717293
>I honestly don't think I am tho
No you probably are. Go see a doctor instead of posting ridiculous nonsense here. No one cares for your blog, this isn't reddit. Go there an swim in your guaranteed upboats with an autistic post like that
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>>154717576
>t. i have a waifu

Fucking NEET.
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>>154716696
>Isn't this why everyone likes Mass Effect?

I do love the atmosphere. It's hard to explain, but it just feels right. Chilling out in the hubs feels relaxing, shooting things feel satisfying, and everything feels lived-in and thought-out. It's so comfy that I played like four series playthroughs where I made nearly the exact same decisions, just because I liked just walking around in the world so much. Speaking of which, the ambient conversations are also really good. Like the one in 3 about that turian cop looking after the teenage human refugee. Or the one in 2 about that asari who was coming to the realization that her salarian father would only experience 1/30 of her life.

>You guys shit talk it enough anyway. Something has to be endearing about it besides fat video game ass

Everyone on this Vietnamese gardening forum can feel free to call me an autist, but I genuinely love the characters, not even shitposting or waifuposting here. Tali, Garrus, Wrex, Mordin, and a few others got me engrossed in the series in a way that hasn't really happened for me with any other video game or TV show. Them and the ambient conversations. It's why I'm still assblasted about the ending and Andromeda running away from it five years later. Even when the plot was shit and everything started to unravel, I still cared about what happened, because those 5-10 characters I actually liked (plus the remaining 10-15 I kinda liked) deserved their happy endings, dammit.

Plus, there's a lot of enemy and weapon variety. That's always fun.
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>>154718036
Thank you. This is exactly what I meant. Your first paragraph hits the nail on the head - I just enjoy "being" there. So so comfy.

also the characters do really grab me. I agree. I always know I'm connected to a universe when I miss the characters when I'm out IRL, as pathetic as that sounds. I don't really think it's that bad though. It doesn't effect my day-to-day or anything
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>>154718667
>>154716696
>>154717293
>>154717994
Jesus christ, this place has really devolved into reddit. What is even going on here
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>>154719507
It has really gone down the shitter. People don't even like best waifu anymore.
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If you didn't romance her you're a pleb.
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Going to miss my waifu in Andromeda.
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>>154722810
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>>154723054
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jack is okayest waifu
Diana allers is literally the worst fucking garbage ever how do you waifu her in any way other than wanting to hatefuck her out of annoyance
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>>154723149
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>>154723365
5/5
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>>154723280
She's a 10/10 hottie, name a single flaw she has.
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>>154723280
EDI bes waif. Jek a cute. Dionu smelly cumdumpster an uggo.
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>>154723280
>>154724018
Mirum top waffle.
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come on show me the new companions already man
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>"We learned that there were some quests in Dragon Age that didn’t resonate and were kind of flat – fetch quests and stuff,” says Flynn. “The nice thing is, you take those lessons, you package them all up, and you talk to the Mass Effect team and say, ‘These are the things you should do, these are the things you shouldn’t do.’ And the Mass Effect team get the pencils out and they build all that into it.”

No worries kids, Andromeda is saved. Flynn says they´ve learned from Inquisition so that means it´s true.
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>>154725167
they will try to make them less offensive, that's it
design philosophy will not change... unfortunately
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>>154725167
>"Hey guize, turns out MMO styled fetch quests didn't work so well in a singleplayer RPG. Who would have thunk that? Just letting you know, make sure to make the most useless filler and grindy shit a part of the multiplayer then we can turn both ME and DA onto MMOs later, the players will hardly notice the difference."
>"Oh and Mac, make sure there's a bull in the game. That was our most well revived feature."
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http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/09/13/bioware-asking-fans-to-voice-mass-effect-andromeda-characters

This can't be good
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>>154726196
They're giving people a chance to voice some side quest NPCs. It's not a big deal
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>>154726196
I want WG to read the Tough Mercenary lines.
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>>154727216
>WG
>Tough
Good joke
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>>154726196
t-totally didn't read those lines in my guy voice and think about actually recording them

t-totally didn't
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>>154727814
no one cares you stupid tranny slut whore
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>>154727814
Trannies always have super low voices for some reason. Do you think you could pull off the gruff merc? It would be great to see a cute grill in the inevitable video thingy voicing the tuff space guy.
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I've kinda always wanted to be a voice actor desu...

>>154727978
I may be a tranny and a slut but I aint no hoe

>>154728204
maybe, I don't know, I'd have to get in the zone all day by like pulling into a persona the way I used to do for theater if I wanted to get it done juuust right.
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>>154727471
I just want to hear the lines said with a lovely German accent. Some accents really turn me on like German or Russian ones, some make the speaker seem sophisticated like posh British English or Polish accents and some makes the speaker sound ridiculous like Indian accents.

My dream game would be voiced solely by Russians, Germans and Brits.
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>>154726196
oh dear
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it doesn't imply anywhere that the touch mercenary has to be a guy too...
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>>154728307
You used to do theater? Classy, you're already more qualified than 90% of the fanbase.
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>>154728307
>>154727814
At least you'd be almost guaranteed to win if you make it clear you're a filthy degenerate. Only way to lose then is if an even bigger degenerate also enters the competition
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>>154728507
did a little bit in highschool but I never had any major roles, but I still picked up on stuff since we all rehearsed together and I would be a backup for some of the important roles in case someone couldn't be there.
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>>154728489
Riddle me this, if masculinity and femininity are social constructs then how can you be "born into the wrong body"? If the manly mercenary can plausibly be a girl then why can't a girly sissy punk like you be a boy? You can't have it both ways, either it's biological or it isn't.
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>>154728552
>Only way to lose then is if you don't give good enough blowjobs to the producers
FTFY.
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>>154728614
Could be useful. I hope you submit at least one reading to them, would be cool to see a s/meg/head get cast in one of the roles.
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>>154727471
Western is the toughest guy on /meg/.
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>>154728940
is he a big guy?
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>>154729006
For you.
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>>154728753
>s/meg/head
kys

>>154728940
He's German. They're little bitches nowadays who vote for taking in more immigrants to fuck their wives. Western a shit.
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hello.
>>154728429
I don't really have an accent.

>>154729006
I'm 1,87m/6'1"

>>154729164
I didn't vote for that and I'm going to vote AfD next time.
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>>154729194
>I don't really have an accent.
No accent? How is this possibru?
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>>154729194
>I'm 1,87m
Not such a big guy after all. I'm 1,98m.
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>>154729403
being as big as you must be a chore. I already feel too big for most shit because apparently everything is built for 1,70 manlets. everything.
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>>154729194
Good morning WESTERN.
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>>154729326
hard work and the will to remove it
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>>154729669
>>154729194
You have an accent, you just don't notice it yourself probably. And even if you don't have a German accent through brute force, you'd probably have to have replaced it with some other accent.

>>154729459
Go to holland, they're the tallest people in the world so you shouldn't have problems there.
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>>154729459
I'm pretty average around here, only real problem is busses. There are quite a few lumbering giants here taller than two metres, not common but not as rare as you might think.
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>>154729839
>Go to holland
no thanks
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>>154730265
What do you have against the Dutch?
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>>154730516
I work in a hotel with frequent dutch guests. it is hell.
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>>154688568
>>154688856
Do they come as standard on quarian suits?
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>>154730664
Why? Do they drink too much?
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What's the worst species to get gangbanged by? Krogan, vorcha or batarians?
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>>154731508
>inb4 whole thread turns into "FOOOOOAAAAAAAMNMMMMMMMMM"
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>>154731508
Even with krogan size and the BTs' frequent foam mishaps, vorcha seem likeliest to kill during mating, which makes them either the worst or best species.

>>154732337
Good for you.
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>>154723472
If Tali could change her shape. Why couldn't Shepard change himself into a gooey approximation of how he used to look?
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>>154732337
How do you like your foam, Amy? Big loads of light foam or smaller more concentrated ones?
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>>154732395
Why would the vorcha kill during sex?
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>>154731508
Quarians.
A big pile of angrily pounding males, clambering over themselves, fighting to plunge their tiny little dicks into whatever hole they can find. Shooting their loads up their victim's ass, nose, mouth and the asses of other malequars.
Then the pile leaves. Ambling away, covered in sweat and snot. Sneezing and wheezing as their immune systems fail.
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>>154730664
you work on a caravan lot now?
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>>154732723
Legitimately made me laugh out loud.
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>>154732723
I think you misread, that's the BEST species to get gangbanged by. You'd hardly notice the insertions.
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>>154732337
F O A M
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Warbling?
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>>154734771
?
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Hey guys I seem to have stumbled across the bug on Hanar Diplomat sub quest on ME3. I've tried the SS_HanarPlot trick but I'm too far into the game now for this to work.

Does anyone know a hard reset on Gibbed Save Editor to remove the quest altogether and start the conversation anew?
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>>154734776
Malequars or femquars?
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>>154732572
I take my coffee like I take my women

white
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>>154735364
oh god fuck I remember that glitch. I ran around the citadel confused as fuck for 2 hours before I finally said "okay, maybe something is wrong here"

second time I played it it didn't trigger though so I have no clue.
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>>154734776
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>>154735689
Kill yourself retarded tranny faggot
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>>154735962
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>>154735962
>>154736092
niiiiiiiiiiiice
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>>154736137


>>154736137
Glad you like them.
One more, a really weird one after this.
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>>154736241
This was written on request ages ago. Might not be everyone's cup of tea. depends on what you put in your tea.
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>>154735689
You got a fix for this? I'm dying out here. Why the fuck does this game have so many human squad members? I'm missing a Krogan or even a Salarian.
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>>154736385
>quarian_milk.png
not even gonna open this one. Still, thanks anon
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>>154735619
>So beta that you take hormones in order to increase your value on the sexual market
Come on, son, you don't have to grow mantits to get laid.
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>>154736462
I understand. It's one of those stories I sort of regret writing.
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>>154736385
This is nice. Never really cared much for breasts but this gave me a stiffy anyway, you're a good writer, anon.
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>>154737540
Thanks anon, that's a nice thing to say.
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>>154736457
I gave up on it because I already fucked up my 100 percent on everything each game by forgetting to install the nova prospect DLC.

and boy did I suuuuuuuure miss out.
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>>154736385
>It had no spines!
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>>154740890
Where does it say that?
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>>154741213
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>>154740401
I imagine that happens to her quite often.
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>>154736385
>>154740890
Poor malequars, and their spiny dicks.
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why the fuck imgur takes so much time to send me all of those fapfics albums
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>>154742065
maybe you have a shitty connection
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>>154742281
>maybe you have a shitty connection
They are the ones with shitty connection, albums have too much pics in them so they have to sent them through a fucking email.
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>>154659284
it's funny how a ship has a bug like design from a planet that had no insect life
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What are you listening to, /meg/?

https://youtu.be/Ia0CUR160Vc
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>>154742435
BioWare design in a nutshell
>>154742527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3lpoGABH6A
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>>154742435
That part was probably not made up when they designed the ships.
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I'd do a vocaroo of the 2 scripts but you'd probably just laugh at it.
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>>154743125
Maybe some would but do it anyway, if you didn't stop transitioning because you thought people might laugh then what's a little voice acting compared to that? I mean seriously. Get some self confidence already.
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>>154743432
>batarian_beauty
wew
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>>154743432
>unironically replying to the tranny
Wew
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>>154743125
if you tell them that you're transsexual you're guaranteed to get the job though
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>>154743594
Heh, you're the one to talk.
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>>154743737
>>154743594
>tumblr
at least try to conceal yourself.
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>>154743432
>Get some self confidence already
You're talking to someone who has so little self-confidence that he tried to change his gender

>>154742527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl2-i7pjWDw
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>>154743692
if I did submit one I'd use both a guy voice and a girl voice for each one.

>>154743594
>making this post with a tumblr gif
had a good laff

>>154743432
okay, gimme a bit,
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>>154743854
Pretty good workout music.
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>>154743737
There is nothing more degenerate than being a transsexual. It is a mental condition that can be treated with medication.
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>>154743953
>if I did submit one I'd use both a guy voice and a girl voice for each one.
You need to give them a quest compass lah, tell them straight up it would mean a lot to you if they let a transgender or whatever buzzword people use nowadays to be included in the game and how much you like their games and stuff. They're gonna eat that shit up.
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>>154744191
I'll post a vid one to youtube if I felt confident enough after I've done my recordings today.
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>>154743854
/pol/ was obsessing about that yesterday
it spilled over into /sp/
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>>154744151
So what meds do you take in order for you to not chop off your dick, autist?
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>>154744332
>/pol/ was obsessing about that yesterday
Trannies?
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>>154744394
I revere Femshep, I dont want to be her.
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>>154744332
I know, it's catchy

>>154744394
A mass grave for trannies who misbehave. Trannies don't have brains so keep them in chains. When they are ground trannies are cheaper by the pound.

You know, meds like that.

>>154744647
Not even if that would allow you to be with Liara?
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>>154744647
You sure? You practically use her as an avatar.
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>>154744641
no, the music video
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>>154744746
>not having a polygamous relationship with Femshep and Liara
come on lad

>>154744784
I like to look at her and make sure she succeeds and is reunited with Liara in the end. So its more like, taking care of her.
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>>154623854
They've shown Krogan in one of the trailers but no quarians. No turians or salarians either from what I recall.
That said Krogans and Asari have been the most popular races in the series.
>>154668689
Good to see people like this will be working on the next "exciting" installment of Mass Effect, fuck.
>>154676030
>Femshep
>Ever
She would get dicked and killed by geth in Eden Prime. Reminder the only Shepard is male. Femshep is only played by autists and manchildren.
>>154716696
You joking? You're fighting something every other minute, you want a comfy RPG play Oblivion or something.
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>>154744784
How many krogans did she breed with?
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>>154745072
>Femshep is only played by autists and manchildren.
DELETE THIS
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>>154741361
Lewd.

>>154741658
Maybe that's why femquars go for other species?
Once you feel the spine, nothing is as fine.
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>>154711789

Looks like they just removed the buttstock from a PDW based on the AR15 (416?).
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>>154745505
Femquars realise malequars are pussies so go for humans or turians instead. Not a surprise.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qzrQiDrian

okay, feel free to laugh at me

I include a lot of explaination and autism but next take will be with just the script without any of the other stuff.
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>>154745806
You sound exactly like i imagined it.
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>>154745806
Hairless twink lathered in a glistening coat of coconut oil, ass lubed up and ready to rock/10
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yes I know it's fucking awful
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>>154725685

That's drawn by Kaihlan, right? I like his Mass Effect stuff, he should do more of it.
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>>154742527

I've been listening to a lot of Halsey, lately.
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>>154746082
do you have any family/friends? do they approve of your actions?
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>>154745806
Pretty good, especially the second character. I think you overestimate how gruff you sound though, your manly tough mercenary tone of speaking would work great for the reporter IMO.
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>>154746457
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>>154746586
Fucking BSN refugees amirite
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>>154745998
He sounds girly and cute but he goes a bit overboard with the attempt at sounding stereotypically like a girl which is a shame since he already has a good voice.
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>>154746457
never noticed before but she and Grunt appear to be holding hands.
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>>154746812
dont encourage that degenerate, tell him to seek fucking help. its a mental condition which leads to depressions and other mental issues until he kills himself one day.
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>>154746457
FUCK HOW DO I DO IT?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HQn8GKoX7r
second attempt

probably still shit

realized I needed to go lower on reporter and LOWER on mercenary.

I think part of my practice for this should be going back and replaying the games while paying attention to the voice acting. They don't want something that pops out, they want someone who's voice fits in the mass effect universe, so usuing mass effect voice acting as a frame of reference would get me more towards what they want.

>>154746290
yup, only people that were slow to accept me were my grandparents and my mom, but my mom is my mom so of course it would be slower for her to be 100% there.

>>154746471
I'm just gonna practice all day today, I've got nothing going on other than a therapist appointment but she comes to the house so that's only like half an hour/45 minutes of my day.
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>>154747008
get your issues sorted out m8
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>>154745806
laughed through it all
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>>154747132
that's what the therapist is for m8.
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>>154746586
It's good stuff, mate.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/tinkerbomb/354463/Mounted-Miranda
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>>154747138
Lies.
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>>154747008
>I think part of my practice for this should be going back and replaying the games while paying attention to the voice acting.
Just act as bland as you possibly can, like if you're just paid to read lines from a paper and nothing more. Minimal effort, that's how to act Mass Effect style. Perhaps try to also sound bored.
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>>154747436
oh my god that's so fucking accurate
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>>154747436
Ashley style?
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>>154747005
Do what?
>>154747008
>probably still shit
Don't be so hard on yourself all the time. You're getting there, already improving.
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>>154747008
>There is a small possibility of hearing our resident /meg/ tranny in MEA

See how far we have come
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>>154747761

>Tranny in MEA

So Meg is playing Ashley 2.0?
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>>154748104
>modeling female after a tranny
what were they thinking?
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>>154747761
We live in interesting times.
>>154747008
The mercenary voice was too girly to sound tough. Try going as deep as you can and just getting comfortable with that so that you then can focus on saying it with more force and emotion (try not to overact). You're still going to sound very feminine but with more omph at least.
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>>154747519
I was more thinking of Hale but eh, that also works.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QNTD8SCOLz
take three, think it's getting a little better.

>>154748318
think I did it a little better this time
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>>154748571
Pretty comfy, it's like a radio show or a podcast. Thumbs up to the first voice now.
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>>154748571
Second one too but sounds way too cute to be a mean mercenary.
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>>154748571
>tfw I hear that voice in Andromeda
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>>154748172
They didn't actually do that, that's just a baseless rumor. I don't think they actually based her model on anyone which might have been the problem. See the difference between MShep and FemShep for example.
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>>154750089

They did. People just don't know who she is.
You see half her face in a behind the scenes thing. Either video or the art books, I can't remember.
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>>154748571
nice
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1th7z6ElZR8
starting to get the voices more solid, now I just have to get the presentation right.

>>154749340
t-the male or the female voice?

yeah so far right now it's

male jordan > male mercenary > fem mercenary > fem jordan in my eyes.
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>>154750312
>You see half her face in a behind the scenes thing.
You sure? The rumors might be true after all then but until I see proof I refuse to believe it.
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>>154750531
Male Jordan was the best IMO, I think you have a shot at getting the role. Just make sure they know you're just not a very girly sounding boy and your chances are even better. I don't know much about voice acting but maybe also practice the lines until they sound more naturalistic and as if you're talking to someone. I'm bad at giving advice at this since I have no VA experience though, I think you mostly have to trust your own judgement. All I can say is that I liked the first voice you did and that you weren't bad at this, I'd have told you if you were.
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Goddamn, this armour looks awesome. Really like the texture from the first game on the red suit.

>>154750312

I did have a picture of it, but that was on the other harddrive.
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>>154750531
So are you going to be the Diana Allers of MEA? You're starting to get the merc voice down too.
>>154751150
>but that was on the other harddrive.
Might as well have said that your dog ate it.
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>>154751150
The red is too dark and doesn't pop.
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>>154750531
>Secretly I don't want to win
Why not?
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>>154750949
"I'm a tranny but that aint gonna get in the way of me and my passion for acting."

>>154751363
>the diana allers of MEA
>diana cumdumpster allers
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PLZ NO

>>154751654
you're gonna hate me if I tell you.
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>>154751743
>you're gonna hate me if I tell you.
You're going to be in a pro Hillary PR thing?
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>>154752082
>no HR mod
pleb
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>>154751743
Maybe you'll get to be the Jilani of Andromeda instead.
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>>154752484
>Actually using mods
For what purpose?
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>>154751363

I know what image he's talking about, last I saw it's somewhere on the Mass Effect wiki.
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>>154752484
causes crashes and is a pain in the ass to install, also changes alot of things to the worse, like the casual clothes look like made out of plastic
not worth it
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>>154752725
>not wanting your game to look good
pleb detected
>>154752770
>texture mod causing crashes, ever.
wew never crashed once i wonder how
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>>154752751
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>>154751743
>you're gonna hate me if I tell you.
Okay, I promise I'm not going to hate you. Pls tell me?
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>>154752981
>Not playing it as devs intended
>Wanting amateur work in your game
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cmBsgOQO7u
jordan tate presentation, sounds a little better now.

>>154752118
no
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Ask, and ye shall receive.
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>>154753191
>as dev intended
not even gonna comment on that
>Wanting amateur work in your game
It's BioWare game, it's already there.
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>>154753358
That looks like it was for the original model which looked good.
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>>154752981
first the ME3explorer crashes frequently because of memory limitations
then I couldnt start a new game and it was caught in a infinite loading loop, same happened again on the citadel
eventually I gave up and uninstalled everything again
it offers way to little actual improvment than the trouble is worth

also this armor doesnt have a HR version so it would stand out everytime

Mass Effect isnt bad looking, most of the time you dont even notice because you concentrate on the faces in conversations/battles
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>>154752751
>guys, guys, I can't google!
I guess you all meant this pic?
>captcha was a bunch of road signs leading to Montreal


woah,already posted here:
>>154672579
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>>154753515
>first the ME3explorer crashes frequently because of memory limitations
Sorry to hear about your trouble, i didn't encountered any of that.
>this armor doesnt have a HR version so it would stand out everytime
It looks like Cerberus Spirit armor and i'm pretty sure there's HR Reskin of it in ALOT
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>>154753761
sucks if you have no actual knowledge, huh?
its the N7 defender armor from the multiplayer part that is not actually implemented in the singleplayer. it bugged me to run around with a cerberus armor.
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>>154753501

It is. Given Bioware's cheapness and corner-cutting I'll bet they took the original face and altered it for ME3 rather than pay a new model for one game.
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>>154753926
>sucks if you have no actual knowledge, huh?

I didn't have any knowledge when i was installing ALOT, just followed the instructions i guess.

>it bugged me to run around with a cerberus armor.

That's why i installed this http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/185/?
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>>154753929
>talicancers will defend this
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>>154754094
>not wanting to run around in a black N7 armor
you are the only one who is a pleb here.
now stop posting with your childish "look I have HR textures" attitude and suck your dads cock
fucking autists...
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>>154753271
>Would vote for Trump
Lewd.
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>>154754290
>fucking autist
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>
Mod to get a high poly femshep head from the trailer WHEN

>>154753125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ulQBlXJBuK
Don't say I didn't warn you.
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>>154753515
want to bite into femsheps butt :3
>>
>>154753271
Sounds much more natural.
>>
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>>154751363
>>154752751

Here it is. Someone tried to get a better look by mirroring the image.
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>>154753358
>>154754986

Oh, whoops, it was already posted.
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>>154753358
Who knew texturing could be so creepy?
>>
>>154754567
This is pretty dark. But EA are big time jews so I doubt it's going to fuck with your disability, "Starring in a Mass Effect should be enough payment in itself" the logic probably goes. Sounds like you're having a rough time, hope it works out.
>>
>>154753358
>>154753929

Couldn't they've just taken the old scan if they still had it, and kept it more high-res?
I never really understood why they changed the 3-D mesh of her face, the structure itself. Unless that was also 'degraded' to keep in line with the memory limit on the 360.

>>154755223

Oh, good God, those teeth.
>>
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>>154754567
Why do you get panic attacks?
>>
>>154756637
a variety of things
>being surrounded
>sudden loud noises
>being touched without knowing it's going to happen in advance
>being touched in general
>when I'm trapped and I have nowhere to escape to
>people looking at me
>one could literally happen out of nowhere because of nothing at all because fuck my life.
>>
>>154756637
Fucking chemicals in brain, man
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>>154756969
In my line of work I handle animals and sometimes you'll get one like that, had a shitty childhood and bad experiences and that really fucked them up. It's really hard to get rid of that stuff once it's more or less imprinted. I'm not really a people person but it would be neat if people worked just like animals, then you'd just need a steady hand and someone to make you feel secure and safe to lessen the trauma. People can develop all sorts of complexes though, my advice would be to start practicing the Christian faith if you don't already. It will give you peace, inner strength and get you used to being around people again.
>>
>>154756305

They wanted to make her sexier and bimboized.
>>
>>154757916
Then why did they turn her into a tranny?
>>
>>154756969
>people looking at me
damn
>>
>>154756969
have you tried weed?
>>
>>154759153
weed helps a lot but right now I'm looking at a drug test soon, after that I'll occasionally buy some cheap weed to relax every now and then
>>
>>154745772
Pretty much, yeah. It's meant for police use.
>>
>>154756969
I hope you get better anon.
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>>154757916

Should've gone full bimbo in that case.
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>>154756969
How about your own skeleton?
>>
>>154760736
THERE'S A SKELETON IN ME AND IT'S FIGHTING TO GET OUT AND JOIN THE SKELETON ARMY

SAVE ME
>>
>>154760861
BOOOH
>>
You and waifu's skeletons doing spooky things decades after you're both dead?
>>
>>154761750
2spooky
>>
>>154760861

Less cringe, please.
>>
https://youtu.be/h8lGgv4JRYk

At this rate Bioware is going to make Pepe the antagonist in their next game.
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>>154762894
what a time to be alive
>>
>>154763763
It's official, we're in bizarro world.
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>>154745072
>You joking? You're fighting something every other minute,

>implying that gunning down terrorists/mercenaries/robots/pirates that are no threat to you while quipping alongside your alien buddies isn't among the most comfy of activities
>>
>>154764620
Meme magic has taken over.
It's time to embrace the pain.
>>
>kaidan lies in the hospital bed with completely naked abdomen
>ash is wearing a shirt

that's fucking sexist
>>
>>154768121

You forgot #FREETHENIPPLE, faggot.
>>
>>154768121
>implying Ash wouldn't remove her top as soon as the door closed.
>implying she wouldn't complain that hospital wear is uncomfortable. While enjoying how flustered shep gets as her tits are revealed.
>implying she wouldn't smile at how his reaction was exactly what she expected.
>>
>played like ten hours in the Armax Arsenal Arena
>have the CEM so the game ends after the Citadel party
>kinda bored of the arena
>might not be bored later
>want to see the party
>don't want to say goodbye to all the characters

wat do, /meg/?
>>
>>154764620
>>154767110
I somehow don't think that's a real account
>>
>>154768814
try "quiet" version of the party and then the "loud" or vice versa
>>
>>154768814
start a new playthought, thats what I always do.
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>>154768846
it's fake.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/04/21/north-koreas-news-service-barely-needs-to-be-spoofed-but-this-duo-nails-it/
>>
>>154769321
doesnt deminish the fact that Hillary got so buttflustered by some NEETs shitposting a fucking frog on a taiwanese tea recipe forum that she made it a topic in her speeches.
>>
>>154769223
>>154769285
I guess I'll do both of these. Then try to think of some gimmick to make the newest playthrough less repetitive, like doing the missions in unusual order or with unusual squad combinations, or trying to see how many missions can be cleared without Shepard killing anyone.

What class should I use my in my newest playthrough? I haven't done a full run-through with Soldier, Adept, or Engineer yet. Are any of them worth it?
>>
>>154769897
adept
>>
>>
somebody on it?
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>>154772520
Let us pass into the great abyss quietly.
>>
does jack sleep with her students?
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>>154775758
>>154775758

>>154774826
that's a resounding yes
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