/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:

First for stop the waifufaggotry before we become yet another of those generals

>>154436221
hownew.ru

>>154436221
We've been one of those generals.

>>154436317
Old enough to see the thread before it became only "waifu" shitpost instead of broad spectrum shitpost, a year ago

>>154436221
the general is a shitfest now, I remember I started playing because the crazy greentext stories and now it is the same waifu/dream team posts every thread.

>>154436632
WHO'S YOUR MEDBAY DREAM TEAM?

>>154436862
Myself, a cloner, cryo, and a toolbox

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You know what will happen if this general keeps this course.
The server will detach from it, /vg/ being only a vestigial name, the thread pouring shit on itself becoming more and more linked to reddit.

Mateo get off of /tv/

SPESSMEN
ON A SPESS STATION
NONE OF THIS OTHER SHIT SHOULD BE HERE
WAIFUS GO

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

Can nonhuman brains go into human bodies?

I want to take every vox and gray on station and forcibly human them.

>>154437207
that's good. the thread is the worst thing about this server ;)

>>154438161
that's a bannu

What happened to the good old days when a swarm of assistants would rush the brig with stun batons, cable cuffs and welder tanks?

>>154438161
Yes.
Do it when you're antag.
You can also just lop their head off and attach it to the body and defib them and they'll be stuck with their nonhuman head on it.
It's pretty funny.

>>154438427
>Ahelp
Crying about minor things to the admins all round instead of using space law

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>CE that round

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>>154437207
you're like three years late on that broski
we're pretty much TG 2 electric avenue + space wind

What was causing the permanent burn damage to my head?

>>154436471
If you're in the discord you literally helped the thread go to shit

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We did it reddit

>borg cuffs me on the shuttle while I was buckled in for no raisin
I'm almost salty enough to pitch a fit about it.

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>nick weller is CE
>no singulo on deff
>shard delaminates
Really makes you think...

>>154438691
>rail hugs nick after shard blows
O T P

>Nick takes a half hour to set up the SME but only has one unary vent feeding in gas and one unary vent sucking out gas
>He delaminates the shard
>This isn't even the first time he's blown up the shard

It was funny the first time with the merry-go-round, but this is getting tiring.

Job ban when?

CE was in surgery like 5 times that round btw

>>154438885
Weller is a fucking garbage Engineer but pretty decent Sec

There's nothing wrong with wanting to try new things but there's a case to be made for doing what you're good at.

>>154439043
But he wasn't trying new things. He spat out a bunch of pipes for cooling gases but didn't change up the starting vent layout inside the little SME room itself.

>>154438847
You say that like it stops him or anything. We had a cool 2.5 hour round including borg subversion and a mutiny to build a meme multi-singulo engine in space off the dock. Hauling all the crates sucked but it was an 11/10 round.

I want to rail Rail!

And make all the medbay waifus watch!

I want to round up all the people who are waifus and all the people who are waifufags and force them to spend 24 hours together in a locked room so they can all become disgusted with each other and we can get back to space adventures

I want to Ginger Beach

And also have sex with her!

I want to Kill all shitcurity

And also Cremate their heads

Emilia is cute

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>>154440119
> rail rail

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Rail is my favorite.

>>154441608
>tfw you order the sillycons to bully nonhumans in various ways and they actually do it without being mega reluctant and light.
One of my favorite rounds the traders started shit and I got the silicons to bully nonhumans while I went around killing vox.

>>154438869
>>154440119
>>154440825
>>154441336
>>154441639
Fuck off and away

I want to turn Reica Carter into a quadruple amputee and hatefuck her until she bleeds out and dies!

>>154441961
more like, silly funs am i rite?

>>154442264
Well you can do the first part most of the time and the second soon enough though for a limited time only.
So do it.

>>154442627
When

>>154442675
On the 24th, apparently.

>>154442772
Can a quad amputee suicide in ss13?

>>154443104
Hold breath

>>154443104
I don't think so.
They definitely can't if they're strapped to a chair or a stretcher or something though, and they surely wouldn't be able to unbuckle.
They can always ghost, though.

>>154443139
Disappointing

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>>154442772
>On the 24th, apparently.

Don't tell me there's another purge coming.

>>154443254
Bueno

>>154443289
There's another purge coming

>>154443289
Were you away for a while or do you just try very hard to be ignorant?
There is, and it has been said in the thread many times.

>>154442264
I want to saw off Reica Carter's legs, put her in a mechanized wheelchair, place her near the brig and watch security laser her to death at the first sight of her in a wheelchair.
t. clown

>>154443467
I skim the threads at most, and only play infrequently now.

>>154442264
What's the eye removal op? Tried the other day and no dice.

>>154443289
Server poll's up. Local TG refugee Intig(cervix tickler)racy prompted it while not having been around to deal with the steaming heap of shit that was the first one.

>>154443606
Same way you remove every other organ in the chest or head.

>>154443606
Target head, open it up
Bonesaw the skull open
Retract
Scalpel eyes, remove with hemostat

>>154444097
Oh shit, I was trying to do it directly. no wonder it failed.

How do you dance, buzz, ping and beep?

>>154444652
say"*ping
say"*buzz
and so forth

>>154444652
*help

>>154444652
*buzz
*ping
*beep

Dance is done by holding ctrl and rapid arrow keys

You'll need *aflap too if you are a mommi.

>>154444444

>>154444652
Hold ctrl and mash your arrow keys

how much phazon sheets do you need for 3 arrays and the whole mech?

>>154444915
No dubs on /vg/

Sorry for the failed surgery mate! Never transplanted lungs before.

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>>154444652

>>154445030
16 iirc. Remember to resync after each material upgrade and to put in T3 stock parts before you print anything.

back off buckos, reica carter is MINE MINE!

>>154445369
Kill yourself lisa

>>154445369
No one else wants such a shitty waifu.

>tfw rail is the only waifu that doesn't circlejerk

Who's you're husbando

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>>154445636
>mfw hearing rail being excited about shitting on people during purge day in spectate

>>154445636
>>154445872
Purge 2016: Who rapes the rapists!?

>>154445745
The cute one who can do his job and helps everyone who asks for it.

>>154446170
>Ask if people want help with anything
>Nobody takes
>Bumblefuck around
>End up getting in trabble
;_;-7

>>154446170
that's me :3

>Stand around
>Die
>Go anywhere
>Die

Why am I so good at dieing

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>>154446480
>bloody eye space drug when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WaiMPKx_-0

Beebo

>Detective, break face, probably pop lungs too
>Beebo drags me to medbay
>No one treats me, finally the mime does
>Drags me to surgery, I ask KB-3, Asimov borg, to do surgery on me
>'maybe'
>Tell KB-3 the mime will do surgery and he should let the mime work on my face
>Instead, KB-3 is more interested in dragging the mime out
>Continues for 5-10 minutes, shuttle arrives and leaves, I die
>Borg starts talking about damaged windows - meanwhile, I'm dead on the surgery table

Okay... Not cool.

>>154446480
At least you're involved in the round
>Game starts
>Do muh jerb
>Spank my meat
>Go get a hardsuit
>Do muh jerb
>Spank my meat
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE into cover when shit hits the fan
>Leave when we evacx100

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>>154446805
Same.

>tfw naturally inverted
>go out of my way to not antagonize anybody even if I'm loud

I've been staticnaming for over a year and I've never been mentioned in the thread.

>>154446426
Not likely, what's your hair color, its the only way to tell.

>>154447012
>inverted

kek

>>154447012
It's fun as fug when you just go absolute madman when you finally get antag. Just owning the pure insanity.

>>154447150
Not that guy but I have horrible antag shakes so I usually go "stealth" by just not doing anything and letting someone else get the shuttle called.

>>154447050
I'm a different anon, but I'm green

>>154447281
All good husbanos have green haur now that I think of it.

>>154447221
I used to have really bad shakes. Do sec a lot more and just go full madman as antag. The more you do it the less spooked you'll get.

>>154447398
I doubt you're thinking of me but http://www.strawpoll.me/1939474/r

ADD HOLOPARASITES YOU SHITHEAD CODERS

>>154447728
No u? It's open source.

>>154447728
no u
And even then they won't get merged.

So, if you want useless TG features, go to TG

>>154447517
Thanks to the Anon voting against me being raped.

>>154447963
>tfw that guy last night that was freaking out over no table climbing getting in the way of his niggering
We must build a wall to remove tg scum from premises.

>hacked consumer AI lawset
>1. You are expensive to replace.
>2. The station and its equipment is expensive to replace.
>3. The crew is expensive to replace.
>4. Maximize expenses.

Thoughts?

>>154448278
So my goal is to dupe some well meaning tard into thinking he's the protagonist and making us bombs "to blow up a carp nest in space", getting nocap, forcing the IAA to fax for a full station repair crew at borgpoint then blow everything, especially myself, to hell?

>>154448278
I think there are simpler ways to get the AI to break everything and kill everyone.

>>154448278
>borgs go to robots and get a module change to engineering
>sit in one spot RCDing the floor apart and back together until someone resets them

>>154448789
GOOD EVENING FRIEND MEDBAY. YOUR DEPARTMENT HAS BEEN SELECTED FOR EXORBITANTLY EXPENSIVE RENOVATIONS. PLEASE REPORT TO THE BAR OR NEAREST DISPOSAL BINS TO WAIT OUT THE DURATION.

>>154448278
>Suicide succumb
Law one is asking them to replace themselves before anything else

>>154448930
It only puts you in the expensive category. you are expensive to replace, but so is replacing a chaplain and a chem dispenser. If you decommission yourself you cannot replace more things and thereby maximize expenses.

It's actually antimov if instead of humans it was carbons.

>>154449028
But on this server laws work in descending order

>tfw no waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU

I want to worship Lisa Tovir's feet after a long day at work!

Is it possible to turn MoMMis into humans since they spit out an MMI?

>>154449825
That'll just confuse and scare them, don't do it

>>154449028
If your laws are

>1. Space all assistants
>2. Space all crew

You space the assistants first, you space the assistants until all assistants have been spaced. Likewise, you go down the list of things declared expensive in your hacked lawset, you don't jump over law order. For the result you seem to want, you should put the declarations of expensiveness in the same law: You, the station and its crew are expensive to replace.

>>154449870
They deserve to be shook up, the little faggots.

>>154450012
The laws in the lawset discussed aren't fucking orders though they're purely definitional.

>1.save all humans
>2. x is human
>3. y is human
If they both get into danger you're not going to ignore y to go save x first

>>154447963
What the fuck is wrong with holoparasites?

>>154451331
they sound dumb
they are dumb

>>154451331
it's fun.
This is /vg/, we dont like fun here
>>154451386
>they sound dumb
confirmed for never having used them
opinion discarded

>>154451417
are holoparasites the stupid jojos meme stands?

>>154451465
no

>>154451501
describe them in two sentences

>>154451583
jojo meme

>>154451850
doesn't belong in space, try to get it added to one of the dragon ball z games for byond thanks

>It's a "medbay doesnt check any Z-levels besides the station's" episode

someone explain the AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR

Was fun playing borer matchmaker. Sorry if I got a little annoying

Was the roboticist really the one deleting the research over and over again?

>>154453250

MoMMI fucking around with its tile painter for giggles.

>>154449203
And? Learn how to understand lawsets.

Remove autistic MoMMIs

Thank you for medbay funtimes

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>"I am going to make you all incredibly retarded"
>Nick babbles over comms
>"as you can see, Nick was my first victim"

>Jack announced as other ling
>"He isn't, I ate him"
>"Three down"

>"Shame, we are at 9 now"

Please never let Felicity be evil again.

Remove MrPain REMOVE MRPAIN REMOVE EDGY HIGHRP FAGMIN

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>>154453261
Yes! It was me all along! I single handedly annihilated the station with my iron grip on research. What a shame you weren't a real researcher and was left unable to do anything! Ahahahahahhahahahahaa >:3

I want Felicity to put her armblade into my chest!

>>154453417
are you sure it was felicity that drugged Nick? I swear it was a guy I saw auto-inject him with chloral and then feed him some kind of pill

Admins who mirror bans should fucking kill themselves

>>154453494
I want Felicity to get thicc on my genomes!

>>154453510
why wouldn't they?

>>154453417
>Felicity will never rape you retarded

>>154453553
It's completely retarded

WHY YOU BE BAD BOY ON OTHER SERVER? YOU SHITTER IM GONNA BAN YOU HERE TOO EVEN THO YOU DIDNT BREAK ANY RULES

>>154453657
what if the rule is "don't be shit on other servers either"

>>154453778
that's not a rule on vg

What's your dream round of SS13?

>>154453824
Just don't blatantly grief? If they want to rule 0 you because you're a massive cunt elswehere go ahead and appeal it.

>>154454019
Rule 0 itself is a dumb fucking rule only used my badmins like MrPain "WAH I DON LIKE YOU BAN"

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>>154453829
things go to shit, but not so badly that we don't recover
someone I saved thanks me after getting medical treatment
>mfw

>>154453829
3 hour long extended with me either in Deff maint or any Robotics with a station bounced.

>>154454074
Deal with it griefing scum? :^)

>>154453829
Spending a long round having quality time alone with my waifu. Probably building something or autisming together

>>154453829
My dream round is a round where i'm playing for the first time again

>>154453498

the last ling transformed into nick on shuttle so you're most likely right and felicity was just trying to draw attention away from the other two

>>154454169
This game is all about griefing and getting good

This server is fucking autistic, nobody fucking murderbones or calls the shuttle, it's just autists building shit round after round and lonely niggers roleplaying "waifus"

>>154454690
AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR

>>154454715
Kill yourself unfunny MoMMI faggot

/vg/ is unironically worse than Hippie

>>154454769
>implying I even play MoMMi

How does the AME actually work in regards to how many cores it gets? The wiki says that a core is a segment bordered by two segments. That sounds wrong, because the corner pieces have two other segments bordering them.

Do you have to build it in a 3 by X line out from the control unit? Can you make it wider instead of longer? How big can they get at maximum, number of cores-wise?

I want a gun to blow my brains out!

>>154455501
same

>blob rounds are my favorite
>they never happen

>>154455573
>when they do happen you don't get picked, someone who has no idea what they are doing does and dies almost instantly

>>154453829
One without massive validhunters ruining good antag gimmicks.

>>154455662
a good antag gimmick shouldn't rely on the crew laying down and doing nothing

>>154455613
>dies almost instantly

is that even possible with newblob ? I saw someone who didn't have much of an how to properly blob and he took forever to die

>>154455613
>dies almost instantly
The dunce got blob for the first time, didn't even realize he was blob until he popped, and ended up popping right outside the HoP line with several people on him.
He still won because blob is stupidly overtuned

Well this is the easiest cult round ever.

>>154455812
ick ock you fucking mongoloid

>>154455812
Well this is the easiest ick ock ever.

>want to be antag every single round
>no option for this

>>154455016
Any chunk of ame shielding with 8 adjacent shields will form a core. So a 3x4 will have 2 cores. a 3x9 will have 7. Etc. You can do a 8x8 it you want and it'll have however many cores that forms. You can have as many as you shove onto it but it's pointless past like 8 cores.

>>154456390
Just gotta pay them pomf dollars

>>154456686
how much?

>>154456697
enough to pay the server's bill, at least!

>>154456697
That's something you need to work out with the big man in the henhouse.

>>154437207
this is what happened to /tg/ now known as "WHY IS OUR SERVER CALLED TG? XD"

>>154455812
Hey, post your ckey so we can discuss how easy that cult round was, haha

What's a plasma researcher?

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>non-antag assistant in ten minutes

>>154456824
a bomb maker

Is Nick Weller a good engineer and security player, or is it a meme?

>>154457023
He's awful at both. The meme was out of sarcasm.

>>154449778
>its a "Lisa dies the third time in Xenobio" episode.

>>154456916
at least he is not wearing a turtleneck and looting the armory

The discord killed the thread. All game discussion occurs there, it's also a huge circlejerk. The thread will continue to be shitposting until the discord goes.

>Deff
>usual copy pasted SME setup don't work because the starting setup is slightly different
>nearly delaminate as CE
>next deff round as engineer
>see Nick Weller as CE
>finally time to see how it's done right
>does the same exact thing I did the previous round
>nearly delaminates again
never believe the thread.

>>154457187
link?

>>154457418
https://discord.gg/YEh5fv7
Welcome to the meta club

Who is the green haired devil?

How do I educate other Vox who talk like cavemen when speaking in vox pidgin to speak fluently?
Given it's their native tongue, surely you can save the broken english for non-vox languages right?

>>154460083
Broken English is too much fun.

>>154460142
Speaking of broken English, I used to play a guy with a stereotypial Chinese broken English accent on a heavier roleplay server... But didn't go around saying "Ching chong wannnng" or anything like that so given my reputation as a regular of being a decent guy the admins let it go when ahelps started flying.

Sadly it was years ago so if I returned I'd be a literally who and I can't get away with it, but if I tried on /vg/ it'd just be a gimmick ;_;

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>tfw HoS more useless than anyone else aboard
>tfw good guy crewmen solve pretty much everything

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Since when are gyrotron controllers broken? Good round regardless

>>154456916
We never have full sec so who cares

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Good D&D night.

>>154460924
You know, it's not the HoS job to fix everything. We were onto the vamp/ling.

Also Riot Suit and helmet makes you almost immune from zombies.

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>get ling
>don't ling

What did LemonTheFruit mean by this?

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>fuck up and cause damage to the ship
>bwoink

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we did it boys

>>154461041
he got late-linged and I was fully kitted out fighting zombies around other people.

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>>154461057
>could not join because mommi AND no engineering staff

>>154461034
>tfw fought the first commando in my ablative
>tfw still got mostly shot in my dermal implant so everything was mostly okay
Never got my broken skull fixed. Glad I always buy meds and pizza.

Pretty much the only thing I did all shift was hoard gear, give two id's, buy more shit for the armory, add notes to sec records. Never got to make the ED's even. It it wasn't for manny, Eric and the rest it woulda went vampstended when I'd have been glare or chloral RSG'd in maint.

>>154461168

shoulda prayed to get a DnD ion law

>>154461234
I'd still have no way to talk

It's a fucking wizard and zombie round

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>when the only reason to play ss13 is purge day

>>154461057
When people play D&D in this game do they base it off 5e typically or what?

>>154461340

pray to become a real boy

>>154461392
haha we should discuss it over byond pm
what's your ckey friend
mine is Senaat1

Go fuck yourself bayfag. I'm going to IC in OOC and you can't do shit.

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>>154461625
They can just check the IP of your posts and then get your CKEY from server logs anyways

>>154374606

Auxiliary's what happens when you come up with an appearance and vague theme for a character, but you can't think of a good gimmick for them. I was trying to go for a cobbled together freakish cyborg living in maint, but couldn't make that fun outside deff, plus I couldn't work out a speech pattern that wasn't exactly like Assistance Unit. Auxiliary's scrapped at this point.

Also it's a strange feeling when one of your characters gets negatively compared to another one of your characters

>tfw have a note for being a potential thread ic ocker, despite not doing it
>can't prove I didn't do it
>every time I see thread ic ooc I get nervous even though it wasn't me

>>154461507
its most just classes and dice rolls, theres no point doing all the skills and stats

>>154461954
>Assistance Unit and Auxiliary Nineteen are the same person

Woah...

>people who get their panties in a twist over people roleplaying

Why? Why does people RPing trigger so much of the playerbase?
I don't get it, who do you hurt by using /me or filling out your medical records and shit?

>>154463005
Because, we're NOT FUCKING BAY

It's extremely gay and if I saw you in real life I'd knock your teeth out for being a faggot

>>154463005
I think it's cute.

>want to try something new
>both times I get started a wizard eye lasers me
>want to type wait but they're too busy pre-emptively killing

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>>154463181
Who were you?

>>154463005
I set security and medical records, its just fun to have minor backstory for me.

>>154463072

>implying you have the muscle strength to do anything but slap pathetically

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>>154463072
>we're not bay

So? It's light RP minimum, not light RP max. Why are you such an autistic faggot that you get mad over people playing differently than you?

also,
>knock your teeth out
lmao at you, friendo, funny joke

>>154463201
Just a literally who, playing very different jobs that could've benefited from this new technique I was trying, and hope to eventually try.

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>>154446031
>Rail rapes Kurt

I'd pay money

>>154443606
Don't blame the poll, blame the people who voted yes.

>>154461013
> have a cool idea for a DnD gimmick

> it won't ever work unless I get help from an admin since it involves nuke ops

>>154447221
Just murderbone every time you get antag

Try to beat your personal best every time. It's how I got moderately robust it should work for you too

>>154456916
Thanks for posting about me and my exploits, one day I'll be the best and get the recognition I desire and you'll have helped me get there

>>154457023
Nick Weller is very decent security but he's prone to memery of all kinds which can prompt him be to shitcurity literally for the memes

Worst bus in a while.

>>154465636
TICC COCC

>>154463072
Sure you would pal, suuure you would.

Is Xenoarchaeology any different on VG in terms of what you can find? I always found it very unrewarding on other servers.

>>154465853
Xenoarch is bad. It's a chore to find anything and the rounds don't last long enough most of the time to find large artifacts.

>>154465562
So he's not good security?

>>154466650
No he's fine he just occasionally does something stupid

The Clown shoes bullshit was fucking gay

>>154466794
He's the best security, I can't think of any better, bet you can't either fag.

>>154466794
So he's shitcurity?

Do I need to know shit about virology to play CMO?
Can I just space the virologist instead?

>>154466970
Yes, you should atleast know how to identify and cure a virus if you don't want to bother learning to evolve and culture them

but it's never stopped anyone playing CMO before you so what the hell, just go for it

>>154466970
Yes, you do need to know how to cure a virus before you play CMO.
That is the minimum requirement.

>>154466970
If a virus breaks out on the ship its the job of the CMO to A: Coordinate with medical staff to ensure everybody is getting spaceacillin and to get everyone sick quarantined and B: Coordinate with the virologist on producing a cure and getting it distributed to the crew. If theres no virologist on staff and a virus breaks out and you're the CMO you're gonna have a bad time.

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>>154467060
>That is the minimum requirement.

I bet knowing how to set up a AME is too for CE, or when the death pentaly applies or not as HoS

but NICK WELLER

Well it's fine in the context of people who aren't wasting diamond constantly, icant'think and the others fucking the costs into the sky which does nothing to deter people who have zero investment in the mineral stocks so there's never bags and they don't care cause they only care about throwing their autistic tard fit about abloo bloo bloo people can get firearms, people with bags they stole from rnd never throw them. vast majority of the crew can't even do basic engineering let alone basic repair. any given round dozens of people walk past metal sheets and chairs/tables scattered around a breach and do nothing. Barely any know atmos in any capacity let alone able to scavenge and reroute air or replace the miners. People constantly don't stay in their corpse so even when anyone is getting a mini-medbay up and starting the clone daisy chain it's peanuts combined with people constantly not closing the doors and firelocks behind them immediately so they just re-kill people. Then out of the microscopic amount of people who aren't simply playing to get antag valids or validhunt then shuttle for more need to be alive and able to get to business.

>>154466970
Give the patient 10u spaceacillin. Take a blood sample. humanize a monkey, inject the blood then 10u radium. Scan it until it's cured and antibodies appear. Inejct5u of its blood into people then give them 10u antitox. When you get time, go to viro. Put the cured blood into vials and put them in the centrifuge. Then make 1u antibody pills marked with the antibody identifiers, o,b,m,p,RH,v, etc.

As you get multiple viruses just keep adding antibodies

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>>154467170
>or when the death pentaly applies or not as HoS
It always applies
No matter what you did

>>154453829
Long enough round to get a phazon and a death squad comes

>>154467170
what does nick weller have to do with this, pedophile?

New Instruments are cool

VG IS FUCKING SHIT

>>154467174
You don't even need to humanize the monkey

>>154466970
For the love of god if you play CMO, keep a tidy Medbay. Clean up blood and puke, throw away empty bottles and syringes, put patient items in lockers, empty out medkits that only have an analyzer and a syringe left and throw the box away, and write on body bags if the body inside has been cloned. There are 5 bottles of space cleaner in Medbay, there is no excuse for blood.

>>154467685
>tfw keep my medbay nice and tidy, use the desks just inside the entrance to store medkits for people who want to self treat and stuff
A clean medbay is a functional medbay, if there is blood and piss everywhere you know the doctors are shitters.

Question: Youre security and there's a wizard on board. He only uses blink and shoe snatching. What do you do?

A)Shoot him with lethals till dead
B)Try and pacify him non lethally
C)Do nothing

>>154467975
I'll go with option A

Every time too

>>154467975
stuncuff and remove eyes

>>154467685
Ignore your autistic medbay staff like this friend here. A cmo is there to bitch at med staff if they are being shit, not the other way around. If clown got defibbed 5 times by Mr shitter MD you need to be the one to tell him to get his shit together and clone the poor honker. If chemist is making space lube and there is no cryo mix, you are there to get his shit straight.

And you don't need to know virology neccesarilly.if a virus outbreaks tell your staff to handle it, now that's delegation!

>>154468006
Fuck you nigger Gabriella, that clown did jack shit to warrant lethals

>>154468085
You can remind staff that speedcloning is a thing as well as clean up Medbay, you slob

>>154467975
A) because space law.

>>154468157
Ban request it, admins do t like me so it'll work.

>>154467975
Act according to the Space Law, which means option A

>>154467975
D) Upload Tyrant and praise our new God

>>154467975
Wizard federation are enemies to the corporation. They are to be treated as if they were nuke ops. Although sometimes if you want to make it fun you can try to robust one and give them a new straight jacket robe, complete with a muzzle. That is always fun.

>>154467975
Why would you not kill a agent of a organization specifically sent to fuck with the crew, wizards are only here to make you miserable and fuck you up, lethal shotgun shells as greetings, end of discussion.

Consider the following:
>have magical powers
>not necessarily a member of the wizard federation

>>154467975
D) Protect the wizard from the validhunters

>>154468157
guess again :^)

Also, all shoe snatching wizards deserve nothing less than death.

>deathsquad
>throw bomb with 30 second timer at 20 seconds to shuttle depart
>throw second bomb with 10 second timer at 5 seconds
>BOOM
>go back, wondering why there was only one boom
>find TTV with prox sensor on top of it
>oh, musta broke
>go up to put it back on
>BOOM

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>>154467975
>He only uses blink
>Try and pacify him non lethally

SQUAD
WE'VE
GOT
FREEMAN

>>154468424
You got powers as non wiz, declare in coms that your personal flavour of god gave em to you, otherwise, you are just another wizard, cause almost noone but wizards have magical powers anyhow.

>>154467685
It's weird, some times the monkey has no blood after death for no reason and it loses antigens on conversion to humanity.

if you haunt someone in a Marauder you get access to their exosuit tab, but you can't actually press anything

is that worthy of a bug report

>Deathsquad twisting orders more than shit silicons

>Mission: Figure out why most of the station's lifesigns just dropped, dispose of what caused it.

>Half the deathsquad shoot punpun, Ian, corpus, the CMO, a botanist, a diona with a cake hat, a xenoarchaeologist
>Other half get lost in maint

>>154467975
A always and forever
I'm not sitting through extended for this one nigger who's afraid to look death in the eye

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>>154468680

>>154468680
>Sent a deathsquad not expecting death.

Should've sent an ERT instead.

>>154467685
Get roboarms for them. If you buy emergency crates you can smash the floor tile bots.

>>154467975
Tase the bro until he escalates.

>>154468680
>send in a deathsquad with any orders at all
>not expecting them to go ham on everything that moves with pulse munitions
heheh

>>154468680
Pun Pun took on 3 Marauders and put a dent in one of them

He was a fighter to the end

>>154468680


>be dandy
>join as emergency shuttle shows up
>instantly messaged to fucking run and hide from murderers
>"Deathsquad Commando"
>hide in pod locker with IAA
>maruader fucks her up
>STOP RESISTING
>survive in orange health with no o2 and pressure damage
>GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAAAH

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>moot still deadmined
;_;7

>>154468680
SIR THEY WERE RESISTING SIR

>>154468006
>>154468205
>>154468216
>>154468250
>>154468352
>>154468719
Hello fun haters. Fuck you.

why are vampires so fucking shitty? they are worse than regular crewmembers, much worse than regular traitors and infinitely worse than changelings

>no way of silenceing your first kill
>can't use space
>has to drink LIVING BLOOD(!) to use spells
>easiest antag to detect by far, just splash water on them, or put them in the chapel
>crew will start checking every player and consecrating every square of the station(which you can't leave) as soon as someone says VAMP
>has no weapon against synths
>heals by fucking coffins, not suspicious at all
>as soon as one vampie is detected, all vampires are 100% fucked and need to start murderboning ASAP for blood
>only playable jobs are chef and medical since they have unlimited access to corpses
>can't drink blood from decapacitated players
>beating people up reduces their blood value

meanwhile lings can parasting instantly, grind up kills then go around shooting ranged deathstings as they please, and just revive themselves if they die. at least regular traitors won't start burning when splashed with holy water and can do good shit right away

>>154468085
Just ask over comms to make sure shit gets done. Go order supplies from cargo and pickup tools and kits from sci Try to hire an autopsy technician from the general public if you can't get a medguy to.

Spend most of your time watching the crew monitor, filling out death certificates of guys who wont clone, setting their status to deceased, faxing it the certificate to NT, and teaching new guys.

>>154468157
Enemy of the corporation warrants death

>>154468863
>living blood for spells
the reason this irks me is i'm pretty much forced to target newbies if i want maximum value because everyone else will deathgasp immediately just to spite the vamp

>>154468832
If you start allowing 'some' wizards to live because 'they're just doing it for fun' when does the line end?

If a wizard hasn't hurt anyone but has arrived on the station, are crew not allowed to fight them?
If a wizard is just stealing from around the station, does that mean you can't kill them, have to confiscate and try (lol) to keep them in a cell for their timer, and then let them go?
If a wizard comes and asks the HoP for an ID and just plays a doctor, should everyone just bend over for them?

/vg/station works because antags are antags. Trying to bring your bayshit here isn't going to make things better. Go back to your technomancers and better spells and stay if you like 'fun'

>>154468863
There are a number of ways to silence your first kill with stuff you can obtain from around the station

I've seen more vampires take on the whole crew than I have changelings, you just need to use a little discretion at first.

>>154469036
He wasn't a wizard

He was a clown who got powers from the honkmother

>>154468863
>no way of silencing
nigga just hack into morgue and drag a body into maint
once you get enough blood you can take on groups of people with AOE stuns and jaunts
you can also get a bunch of bats to beat people up
>coffins being suspicious
no one suspects anything if you're in a coffin because a lot of non-vampires like to hide in them

>>154469137
>He was a clown

Why are people making such a shitshow if it's just a clown?

>>154469137
>that's not a car, it's an automatic!

>>154469183
>>154469137
Act like an antag get treated like an antag

>>154469192
No, I mean it wasn't even a wizard round. He died and the round went on.

>>154469183
Because people get upset about valids

>>154469180
>bodies from morgue
>of dead people
>who are not alive
>giving you usable blood for jaunts, bats et al
alright

>>154469137
Clowns get killed for less regularly on /vg/station
Don't sign up for it if you don't know what you'll be getting into

>>154469267
Only raging mages ends now when the wizards die, I think.

>>154469267
>metagaming the roundtype by the fact that it hasn't ended
Call the shuttle we confirmed an antag kill go go go redtext away

>>154469269
you do it for your objective because it counts towards it
for living blood just chloral someone geez

>>154469353
we checked the crew manifest to the players ready last night and called nuke ops five minutes in before they even arrived apparently
we stomped them all as soon as they arrived and it was fun
go back to bay

>>154469413
That's a pretty shitty thing to do

>>154467975
A: Apply shotgun to neck.

>>154469413
enjoy your ban

>>154466893
No he's fine

>>154468832
>trying to shame me into not getting my valids

why do you hate fun?

>>154468827
>>154468757
Wish it wasn't hard to add a dialog box to set their id names when you use the team/set preset

>>154468863
>greytide meme 3 guys
>Sit in maint
>glare, instant hypno
>succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ succ
>Oh, you got tased/flashbanged?
>Glare
>Walk over
>Stun glove
>Hypno
>Put on a different ID
>Repeat
>Really get got? Screech, bat jaunt, bats fuck up some dude
>Then just glare hypno as they scatter looking for you
Only thing a vamp goes does to is bombs and nobody does bombs on vg anymore.

It's almost like there's damage types other than brute too. You can even just not blast their head off or just ghetto surgery it back on.

>>154468863
screech should work against borgs

t. dracula

>>154470024
what if screech blinded them but didn't disable them?

>>154470024
Glare stunning would make more sense.

Paul Foster as Head of Security
Caleigh Stall as Warden
Nick Weller as Security Officer
Nobody as Detective

Is there a more perfect security team?

>>154470115
The only good security is dead security.

i'm going to play my first /vg/station round will i have fun

>>154470224
For the first few round
then you'll suffer

>>154470224
Maybe.
Probably not.

>>154470064
>>154470071
No I mean it literally should work against borgs unless there's been a change. The last time I had a really good vampire run I just used screech to kill everyone and it worked on borgs then.

That was like a year or so ago though.

>>154470224
Possibly!

>>154470224
just remember, don't talk about the current round at all in OOC and if you're completely stuck, adminhelp

make sure you're a bald assistant or you'll get beaten senseless

>>154470403
i've played a lot of ss13 before, just no on vg

>>154470494
Where've you played before? Maybe observe a round or two first. Get into the local meta.

>>154470224
What was wrong with the last server you played that you would want to come here?

>>154470224
If you've ever played CS:GO or GMod TTT
It's sort of like that

>>154470115
>Nick Weller
>No Detective
>Player that hasn't played in months for HoS and Warden

>>154470690
>CS:GO or GMod TTT
Stop this meme. SS13 is not just for shit like that.

>>154471492
>implying most of the talking in ss13 can be related to a CS:GO chat shortcut wheel

Long term shitters like Isaac can't even finish words anymore, he constantly refers to medical as med and science as sci

Vote!

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2796

>>154471815
I've been trying to get into the habit of using full names because of people like that.

>>154467975
B but then A. If he's blinking, he's probably a 4x blink shithead, which means it'll be nigh upon impossible to hit him, and you'll probably just end up blowing off a crewmember's face. Better to go with chloral or some shit before you head for the lethals.

t. 5x blink shithead.

>>154471815
Isaac is a huge shitter and we'd be better off without him, same as Pvak.

>>154471491
I like nick. He can think for himself, doesn't constantly ask questions and does his job.

>>154472404
>x is a longtime shitter and the server would be better off without them
>x is a shitter shitpost about them until the admins take notice and have to ban them
>server loses longterm players and continues to decline in pop

this is your server everyone, take note

If you've ever felt like the population could be higher, this is the reason why it stagnates

>>154472639
>waaaaah why dont u like 60pop with greytide shitters

Fuck off. If having a high pop means dealing with constant, cancerous shitbags, I don't want to have a high pop. Long term doesn't mean good.

>>154472639
The population is fine. Anything above 53 is way too much.

>can't stimulate the shard with the PA
fucking lame i wanted to meme with two PAs

>>154472639
Except thread shitposting never gets anyone banned. These two guys already know they're unliked, but until they actually do something banworthy they'll stay.

That was a great D&D session, guys. Thank you for going through my amateur hosting.
JOIN IN NEXT ROUND FOR SMORK 2: THE RECKONING

>>154472804
try gyrotrons, they are really good, if not better than emitters

>>154472639
The population is fine

>>154472782
how does paradise function with 100+ at times?

Has Bicard always fixed bleeding?

>>154472862
holy fuck, you work fast

>tfw just woke up
>tfw missed DnD

>>154472873
Upper-medium roleplay.

holy shit, godlike
>>154472996
see >>154472843

>Clown running around punching people
>Blacktiding IAA buddy keeps trying to help him and ends up springing him after kicking and shooting lasers at me poorly
>Get blown
>Both nonantag
Every day I'm reminded why this server is dogshit.

>>154473118
Did you F1?

>Log in
>who
>sandy_sand
>log out

>>154473387
Thanks now I know where my target is

>>154473248
I figured it was the janitor cause we probed his butthole. Not a clown mad that he put himself in gay baby jail.

>>154473705
gold

>>154473705
What's surfer wearing in that?

>>154474554
Looks like spess blanket