/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

first for Vox tolerance

Second for burying tired memes

Third for I hate my life

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Fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ9q7N5e25c

What did they say before they killed me?

>>154302934
What a boring and unimaginative OP image, edition, and "Last time on ss13g".
But it's all legal

>>154303374
they said "nice ick ock"

My name is 2hotdogs and I get fully erect in the morning and the night!

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>she isn't coming back

They're in a better place now, Colonial Marines.

>>154304196
Insolence!
Blasphemy!

>>154304174
i have spiked each and every meal of yours with viagra

If you don't have a middle name in colonial marines you literally don't fucking matter. If you can't recall your significance of your middle name, the story of how and why it was awarded you you also do not matter. If you give yourself a middle name without it being gifted you you better not have a middle name!!

> it's another DUDE AMBROSIA LMAO botanist who does nothing but plant ambrosia, smoke it, do nothing, and get carted off to the medbay every five minutes for toxin damage

>>154304501
And then they all die in the shuttle because its medbay doesn't have Antitox

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>>154304196
Ok.

The game mode is secret

Irvine "Danger" Riker
The name awarded to the hero who fought like a mad man with knife in boot, knife in teeth, knife in belt, knife in hand, and too knife in off-hand. Danger cut his way out of the belly of the beast and made a queen ayy lmao bleed. This story was retold to his squad leader who gifted the name!

literally who

who's you're husbando??

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how2space wiki when?

I haven't played in 2 months what's changed?
Just kidding, will read through the changelog
Still no bees in suits
>>154305548
Me.

>>154305574
when you write it

Can someone tell MrPain that /vg/ isn't HighRP

>>154307357
Can you leave already, retard?

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>>154307357

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>>154305548
myself and all waifus are really just gay men

>tfw never gotten a bro that can handle the banter and not be an assburger retard when I tell them they're shit

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What kind of man does this?

>>154307665
maybe you should change then

>>154307773
mommi is the only job that should be available

sorry borerfriend, I was panicing from all the shit going down that I wasn't thinking straight

How did the clown live through all that?

Post your
>Favourite Film
>Favourite Book
>Favourite Album
>Favourite Videogame

>>154308894
Joined late
Had a silicon ban so converting him doesn't work

We just left him inside the upload to honk around.

>>154308996
I was the clown, I joined roundstart

Surfer Girl reminds me of deadpool: retarded and obnoxious and cute

>So far has a really bad history here, starts fights whenever he can and is generally a shitty player. Please take this as your wakeup call and improve when you come back.

>sawbones applied this ban
the irony

>>154309158
gwenpool*

>>154309158
>tfw deadpool has been your waifu since you started playing but they never noticed you

>Be Warden
>Arrest Clown cause ALL DOORS IN SEC GODDAMN
>Borg Party
>Release Clown
>Small Army, supply them all, have a plan, we start discussing
>Small Army gets shafted two seconds in by a borg raid
I hope I took down at least one of you.

>>154309168
He's lucky it wasn't applied earlier today, all he seems to do is fight people as a non-antag for shitty reasons. Started a fight with me three times today for telling him i'll work cargo instead of mining because there was two of us mining and no one in science.

>>154309302
>the clown lasted longer than a militant group

>>154309662
As is expected.

>>154309662
You act surprised but there's a good reason why clowns end up lasting longer than most. First, they don't have a set work place, so if science / engineering / medical gets sabotaged, they often won't be near it, so they won't die in the first attack. Second, they're used to being hounded, so they're usually solitary and roam around, usually self-sufficient. Third, they aren't actually a target for antagonists (unless they're the literal objective target), since they're not medical, head or security. And fourth, competent clowns are usually played by the most robust players on the server, when shit goes down and they don't die instantly (helped by the previous reasons), they can usually manage to survive pretty well. There's also the occasional happenstance that an antagonist will spare the clown if he doesn't consider him a threat.

>>154309291
who is you?

>>154310775
I am him

>>154310775
why would I tell everyone who I am

>>154310542
Not to mention they have the power of slip always at their fingertips

>tfw you don't realize you're a traitor until right before they call the shuttle for something completely unrelated

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>>154302934
Painted these last night figured you guys might enjoy them

>>154304196
literally who

>>154311735

needs shading/highlighting, but at least you thinned your paints

>>154311735
>BWOINK: why didnt you purge that heratic? you only gave him 5 mins for being a pox vox. jobbbaning you from all imperial rolls. appeal it on the warpnet fourm.

>>154309168
>Sawbones talks like an idiot ingame, barely literate
>his bans have perfect grammar and capitalization
Disturbing.

>>154305548
Zigzuu!

>>154311735
Kek

I am excited to masturbate to people raping my character on purge day.

>>154313231
I am excited to masturbate to me raping my waifu on purge day.

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>>154313231
>implying it wont be only observers and 2 random name bald assistants getting they murderboner out of this plane

>tfw there won't be a gang of waifus raping all the pure and cute husbandos

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Little known and little used funfact!

The SMES array in engineering are machines and can be upgraded via an RPED and T3 parts like any other machines. This will greatly increase their capacity, their charging range, and their output range to handle the high numbers associated with a properly setup engine!

A fully upgraded SMES array, if fully charged and proper power rationing is used, is capable of powering the entire station without an engine running for longer than the length of most of our rounds.

>>154313775
I want to rape Nevill while I make Yahir watch!

Who's your supplyfu?

>>154314161
Who cares when a 1 core AME set to 4 fuel doesnt explode and gives out enough to fully charge 3 SMES and lasts ages. Plus just hooking up the solars to the grid will power everything fine

>>154314161
I love that pic, such a cute happy pup

>>154314161
Thanks harse!

>>154314238

>Not making them rape others under threat of being raped themselves

You need to operate on additional levels of rape.

>>154311923
Thanks for the input, everyone on tg only posted THIN YOUR PAINTS no one even cared about ss13, savages. i had too much fun with the mime head

>>154314161
Solars alone power the entire station fine when wired to the grid.

30 dogs on a treadmill will power most of the station or atleast the rooms they are in.

A freaking AME, the most basic engine, can power up the whole station.

Much like science upgrades, shit almost never gets used and at best is a slight quality of life fix. SMES were almost never upgraded, and will remain as something only either a autistic mommi will do, or I dunno, something only a lunatic engi will ever bother to give a toss about, most of em are slightly autistic, not insane.

>>154315357
>lunatic engi
Precisely.

Idea:
Manta style
Blade that makes two mimics of the user on use and also drains nutriment from people you hit it with
Xenoarch item, 20 brute and puts wizard spells on cool down

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>>154316067
You're gonna have to explain what you're referencing here.

>>154316067
20 brute is a lot from a melee weapon. I'm really surprised the claymore and katana thing even got merged, even with the 'low' percentage find of 5.

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Post cutest thing you've seen in space .

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>>154316586
It's from DOTA

Post lewd things you're going to do to characters, general or specific. I need ideas.

>>154316765
That's kinda disgusting.

>>154316592
Okay how about 5 brute and no attack cool down

>>154317190
I like it

Alright I see these EFTPOS scanner things all over the station, what the fuck do they do?

>>154316943
not the guy who requested it, I just use to play DotA and LoL till I just got sick of it

>>154317267
Great, another idea no one will ever code or sprite

>>154317306
muh economy

>>154317306
>EFTPOS scanner
Same shit as the useless cashiers. You can use EFTPOS scanners to pay fines for your crimes. Never used since electrocuting you and waterboarding is far more useful.

What happens if I put a BoH into another BoH?

>>154317869
singulo. been there done that.

>those maints
DUNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

How does RUST work?

MrPain is the most stereotypically 'edgy 13 year old' sounding online handle I could think of.

What would compel a grown man to chose such a handle?
Is it an ironic deconstruction of common gamertags?
Is it a genuine act of self expression?
Is it some inside joke or reference I am not privy to?

>>154314161

I want to give Felicity a foot massage and cuddle with her in the research outpost dorms!

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>>154318267

>>154318686
Hi Ashe

>>154317987
Heats gas.

Add energy to the field with gyrotrons to 1 mega-energy, flood core chamber with plasma, add tritium and deuterium fuel rod, Enlarge field, funnel super hot plasma to TEG

>>154319316
What's the worst that can happen besides extreme heat spreading through the station?

>>154318267
asking the important questions

I eagerly await his reply

>>154319721
Only superheated gas is a thread, since radiation is commented out and emps are disabled.

Ideally it would belt out lethal radiation levels depending on what fuel you add to the field, and if the energy rises too high it would start firing off EMPs proportional to its energy,

My silicon ban is almost up, a question, should I just not give a shit and obey almost every other I can next time? Cause I feel like I should have that atitude a lot more.

Also, how do I properly play as a service borg? Feel like Ill fuck up a lot less if I go as sonething much less abusable, since I cant arest anyone or anything, but still able to help out. Heard you could shit out doctors delight to no end, howdya do it?

Someone explain the was it valid meme to me.

why are carps now instant death machines capable of smashing windows and flying through in 1 second

>>154320807
>do I obey
On Asimov yes, unless it conflicts with law 1, or it gets nullified by new law 2 order before you get to carry it out.
Follow your laws to the letter and you'll be fine
If you are on Asimov and a human nuke op tells you to kill a vox HOS, you kill that bird without hesitation, unless another human realizes what's happening and tells you not to.
It's really quite simple

>>154313231
what the fuck is purge day

>>154322156
a mistake

>>154322156
no rules for 24 ours besides ones regarding metacomms

We had one several months ago and it was nuts

>>154321830
They always were death machines. Protip, lit welder can kill a carp in 2-3 hits

>>154322156
Can't wait for plasma floods 5 minutes in to the rounds
t. atmos tech

>>154321965
Alright, how do I become a doctors delight dispenser anon?

>>154322238
why did we need this?

>>154322465
Fun.

>>154322451
Not sure. I think it has something to do with using a medibot, tricord synth

DEAD?

Ded?

RIP server

it's dead jim

I really liked the magic show

dead serbian

>Connection Failed
JESUS

i saved u kent, saved u so hard the serb died

>>154322465
People thought it would be therapeutic

Hello darkness, my old friend

What would happen if you just keep injecting tricord into someone since it doesn't have an overdose limit?

SERBIA?

RIPIP serb

>>154323062
they regenerate until it runs out

>>154323026

Last thing I saw was you beating a cultist to death trying to save Kent and myself

Badass.

>>154322978

Now where will I be a shitter?

>>154323062
After there's more tricord than blood in a 2:1 ratio they become god and their blood permanently becomes tricord, rendering them invulnerable.

>bwoinked for "flashing and implanting everyone"
>I have tased a total of two people, one was a confirmed antag and other refused to co-operate
This is why no one plays sec

>>154320807
> Heard you could shit out doctors delight to no end, howdya do it?

the shaker (and beer bottle I think) automatically refills itself with whatever is in it

>>154323116

How long does one unit of tricord last in the body?

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>mfw theo diol ended like a dead puppet like he wished to be
>what last stand in the RD's office

I want Surfer Girl to notice me

>>154323180
who bwoinked you i'll admingrudge them

>>154323031
But it's not. It's frustrating and makes people even more likely to be a shitter, and makes them want a purge even more. And then it just goes on and on.

>>154323257
who is you
>>154323180
who is you

>Borers running loose with some toxin in hand and extendarms to sleep people.
>That person shows up at science
>Scientist opens the window of all things
>Not a mob in science trying to kill him
>Grab my mech but pass out a bit from the toxin
>Rad storm finishes the job
What did those borers have to make you sleep a bit like that?

>>154323062
>do nothing but inject doctors delight for 15 minutes
>invincible

>people crowding the shuttle
>spess carp breaking in
>dragging dying engineeringfriend to shuttle medbay
>spess carp follows me
>kill it with a socket wrench
>friend is dead
>start setting up defibrillator
>canceled
>people flood into medbay and start throwing bodies everywhere
>can't revive my friend
>yell at people to back up
>pushing them back
>they keep crowding in
>friend slips further and further into death
>server crashes

I'm sorry Emilia

Fun maint-dweller round

>>154323316
>Intigracy the ERPmin is the one who suggested it again

You know exactly why he wanted it back

>>154323180

>Clown, cult
>Almost immediately someone's found
>Okay, try to convert mime after finally getting enough words
>He's implanted
>Radstorm, lag out trying to build a cabinet (I somehow missed the one already there) to lock him in
>Die
>Mime gets me cloned, doesn't say shit apparently and I live the rest of the round as a skellington with a broken foot. Slooowpoke...
>Converted a few people
>"Here's a tome, words in it, convert..."
>I dunno nothin'.

Okay. At least the server crashed to spare me the humiliation at round end.

I'm surprised someone found Kane dead on the middle of fucking nowhere.

>>154323289
Skowron
>>154323326
Kaylie

>>154323389
I already tried to perform CPR on her for a longass time.

So what happened that round?


All I know if the jani got caught because he used an EMP talisman in his cave

>>154323365
SMOKE

>darksight range of 8 (human is 2)
>significantly higher unarmed melee damage
>immune to zas with no slowdown
>alleged toxins resistance and virus immunity
lizardman with tajaran eyes and voxlegs is the ultimate carbon life form

>>154323365

Borers can't do that naturally, so the guy was probably just holding some sleepy syringes/pens/auto-injectors

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>cult
>worst gamemode and I always get it no matter what
>here we go
>only 2 of the 5 roundstart cultists ever talk
>only once and never again
>research all words
>setup a cool base
>teleport up
>send about 5 messages about the teleport being up and a base full of supplies
>wait forever
>nothing happens
>not even nar nar (thanks dragonbro) can't get through the thick skulls of the remaining 2 cultists that didn't get deconverted
>shuttle called because of nothing
>go to station
>summon armor
>get stunned once
>dead serbian

I hate this gamemode, It's not fun for cultists or the ones fighting them, fuck it I'm mad

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hope you enjoyed the magic show everyone

>>154323431

I (clown) didn't ahelp it by the way. I didn't know why he was implanted. I only ahelped when I couldn't make any runes because the limit had been reached because some chucklefuck never removed his runes.

>>154323365
I'm not sure. I was in the head and had to go get some fresh air. I came back and suddenly our host is a cultist and shit and then the arm borer is making people fall asleep, despite the fact that he was cuffed and couldn't hold anything.

>>154323529
>turn cult off in preferences
voila

>>154323389
There were like 10 people in there
Who were you?

>>154320807

>HOW 2 CERVIX BARG

Your shaker will refill with whatever chemical you fill it with, and you have access to all the vending machines in medbay (which will supply you with the chemicals you need for doctor's delight). All you need to do is make one glass of DD, fill your shaker with it, and bam, infinite healing juice.

>ADVANCED CLASS

Your beer bottle works the same way, except that you need to empty it out first. Thankfully for some reason you can drink the contents of the beer bottle as a borg, so that's easy to do. You can now have two different types of powerful drink being synthesised at once; I personally like to have Neurotoxin in one and DD in the other, but it's a matter of taste.

>>154323534
>He forgot the paper around the cube

>>154323534
Missed it because I was dying

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>>154323389
>>154323609
probably Issac. I tried to save you but I collapsed, and he swooped in and grabbed your body. A true hero.

>>154323465
I had tricord pills and a medical cocktail grenade. It would've worked.

>>154323609
One of your atmos buddies.

>>154323431
Mime was implanted because I have found a cultist less than 5 minutes into the shift by randomly switching cameras
The idiot murdered a grey and put him in a locker
So I went there, tased his ass, checked his pocket and found the evil cult book

>>154323491
Voxboots are strong.

>>154323741
Nope. I'm not Issac.

TIL if you scan someone for cloning and monkey the corpse before cloning, they'll be a disembodied voice when cloned

>>154323756

I don't disagree with your tactics. I didn't ahelp it.

>>154323741
wasnt me i spent most of my time pissing off sec

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>cult found early
>nothing happened with cult ever
>plasma flood in xenobio
>magic show one
>clown and mime are preparing
>clown uses a stunprod in the backroom
>handcuffs the mime and tries to do something with the mime on a rune
>nothing happens
>rad storm
>clown and mime stay in the open, both collapse
>clown turns into a skeleton
>mime gets up first and leaves
>magic show 2
>mime does some magic and smoke
>some asshole with a borer arm is ruining shit
>chaplain was doing something with pets, got a xeno egg
>carps go after chaplain some grey shit got sucked out into space
>suddenly an engineer brings a whole school of carp with him
>the great carp wars
the xeno shuttle was shaping up good before the crash

>>154323534
I watched that from my office, Im not disappointed with giving you the box of cubes. Too bad I couldnt hear anything because I was stuck in science doing work.

>>154323889
Well done btw

>>154322465
It created a bunch of funny greentexts

Kurt Jacob was the mvp and went from 'literal who' to well known as a result

>>154323875
I'm just explaining why the mime was implanted
I have implanted a lot of people because it was just me, one sec officer and det when the whole thing started

>>154323753
Oh I know who you are
Thanks!

>>154323607
>turn cult off in preferences
>dull round where antags don't antag
Holy shit you just fixed the game

what are some nifty/rare chrms and reagents besides nanobots?

>>154324928
Most things are pretty commonly made except nanobots, I don't know of any secret chems

>>154323534
why there is not a proper theatre on boxstation?

>>154324928
The flavortext ones, Creatine for mass gains, scan yourself before you eat a pill of it, ammonia is rarely given to botanists, maybe try and shoot a ayy that Chem that allows the usage of consoles and shit to lesser beings, or maybe make the rarest one of all, sodium nitrate, cause no fucking chemist seems to know actual chemistry when I ask for lipozine.

>>154325186
What about that thing that borers secrete that heals pretty much everything?
And arent there cool things from xenobotany that never see use?

>>154325464
Peridaxon?

>>154325763
Yeah, would it be at all possible to get any amount of peridaxon into a beaker?

>>154325868
You'll need the help of exotic seed botanists.

>>154324928
Carp pheromones

>>154325868
sure, but you need botany to do it.

>>154325868
Drink some chifir and have a borer inject you with as much as possible.
Put the resulting vomit in a beaker and separate the vomit out with a chem master.

>>154325868
Obviously anon, get a borer to inject it, get the guy to puke it out with activated charcoal while holding a beaker or bucket, extract the good shit and bam, free perixa. You could also give a service borgo a nice dose of it, have him shove it in his beer, and tadaa, infinite healing chems.

>>154326439
>>154326406
Amateurs, both of you. Fuck off with your xenobotany shit and grow some wheat.

>>154326579
>>154326583
When doing this remember to put the waste vomit in a smoke grenade to throw in security

>>154327110
>Vomit gas grenades

Ynow, at a certain point, its not just salting the wound, its insulting someone's right to exist. Fairly certain that shit also generates toxin damage like fucking mad

>>154326718
No. Stop deepfrying shit, you fat fuck. I'll give out all sorts of plants and vegetables that will fill a starving man up, heal his internal organs, clone damage, and any other damage he has, including ears and eyes.

Mechanics are useful.

USEFUL!

>>154323316
To be honest it started like that but some of the rounds were pretty normal.

>>154327530
>Tell a botanist to do his job
>This somehow makes me a chef that only deepfries shit

You want to make plants with a fuckload of good shit, go enlist as a xenobotanist, as a botanist, your only job is to make food, nothing else. So plant the tomatoes and wheat like you are supposed to and as the job you enlisted for tells you to.

>>154325868
you can grow plants containing it and grind them

>>154327935
there's literally exotic seed crate access and all of those fucking machines in the back for the express purpose of doing xenobotany in botany.

>>154327850
Yes they are anon, yes they are.

Shame miners ignore em a lot, but can't blame em much. Then again, if rnd has been done till the diamond, its not like they can't just make em the drills. Mechanics are really good, they just suffer in low pop and when ignored/science doesn't do RnD.

>>154327935
Fuck off you fat fuck son of a bitch, go eat my weed-filled asshole raw

is hand picking digsites still viable?

>>154328697
no

SOILED IT

>>154328210
Nope, you got access to em, doesn't mean your job would use or should anything more that splicing bananas rehavestability onto wheat or anything instead of the perixadon tricordraxine banana machine you seem to think Botany is made for.

You enlist in botany to feed and supply the chef. Feed and only feed, you are in the service branch, not science or medical, go enlist as a research botanist to do that, or ask the hop for a custom title of Medicinal Botany Suplier, then feel free to grow your ultra healthy tomatoes or make ambrosia deus have doctors delight and 700 units of iron on it or whatever the fuck you think a botanist should do.

>>154328697
only if you never used a pickaxe on that site

>>154328816
S I T D O W N

>>154328835
so using a drill completely fucks it up but hand picks are okay?

>>154328834
or how about i do what i want because bustanuts are a thing.

>>154328906
regarding larges im pretty sure that is how it is

>>154328929
>Not danitos
Its like you reveal yourself to be more of a pleb in every reply you make

>>154329191
>not 4noraisins

does the old empire bar do anything?

>>154329254
>falling for the noraisins meme
>wasting like 40 bucks for shot grapes
>eating dry grapes instead of tasty bonemarrow, chefs sauce and hardcores in triangle shape

Pleb, all the fucking way.

>>154329305
ROGAN?

>>154328834
>it's a chef who think the botanists work for him episode

>>154330069
>it's a chef demands a lot of produce only to make them into deep fried flavoured gummy worms all shift episode

>>154329793
Raisins have the highest nutriment value of any vending machine item besides kitty ears.

>>154330414
EVEN. FUCKING. WORSE. It looks like fucking garbage, and hurts my plant's feelings.

>>154330069
You answer to the HoP cause there is no HoService, but you might as well answer to the chef. Over half of your entire seed deposit is solely to make food, you have a opening as xenobotany specialized into doing major splicing and shit which is almost never occupied, yet you decide to make your tricord potatoes instead of the shit you naturally should, for no good reason.

Yeah, I'll call you out on it, why wouldn't I. Never even played chef mate, but its such basic shit, unless, you already supplied him with over 500 wheat, tomatoes and potatoes, I don't see the point in making perixafon bananers.

>>154330612
Unless they have quadruple or more, danitos are still the best.

Seriously, its like 10 bucks for zas immunity and it lasts a while, get a box and store like 6 of em, its much better value and hardcore duration than raisins while being much cheaper.

>>154330882
I can make poppies that will take someone from the orange hunger zone to the grey. The chef is obsolete.

>>154331131
>zas immunity
when is this meme going to end

>>154331534
>Here mate, munch on this fucking flower for food.
>Fuck you mean you want real food like pie, burgers and fried chicken thighs, eat the fucking flower with corn oil.

No anon, chefs job is never obsolete, sometimes, people have some fucking standards in ss13, and even if hardcore mode is enables and I'm starving, I'd rather fucking eat discount dans than a fucking poppy with corn oil.

>>154331878
Long as ya enable it anon, you want it to die, show it's false in the test server.

>>154331973
>pie, burgers and fried chicken thighs, corn oil.
WHY WOULD I EVER USE CORN OIL? YOU DISGUST ME.
THE FLOWER IS HEALTHIER FOR YOU, DON'T EAT THE CHEF'S CRAP JUNK FOOD

>>154332663
>Shitting on pies, be it banana, aple, or meat
>Shitting on xenoburgers, carp burgs, and sliders with hotsauce and honey
>Shitting on fucking space kfc
You are such a plebian Im serioualy considering just ignoring you based on hating space kfc.

Holy fuck you dendrophile, if a flower makes me go from hungry to overfed, its unhealthy as fuck anyways, fuck is even on a flower to make me overfed, pure nutriment? That's even worse.

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Alright which one of you fucks is doing this?

>>154333637
>Chasing a woodsclown with a machete
>Can only think of the rampant shoe noise as it throws banana peels on to the floor behind it.

Can someone post the "was that valid?" picture?

>>154333950
>AGGHH THESE FUCKING VINES

>>154333275
DON'T KILL MY PET CHICKEN FOR YOUR SHITTY "SPACE KFC". I WILL SHOW YOU THE REAL POWER OF FLOWERS AND INCINERATE YOU WITH THEM.

>>154334289
REFUSE TO GET ME MY FUCKING CHICKEN TENDIES AND ILL MAKE YOU INTO A FAGGOT SANDWICH AND SHARE IT ON THE NEWSCASTER YOU FUCKING DENDROPHILE, THINK YOUR HATCHET WILL SAVE YOU FROM A ROLING PIN TO THE HEAD AND A KNIFE TO THE FACE?

ILL FORCE FEED YOU MY CHICKEN, MAKE YOU DRINK CORN OIL, AND GIB YOU WITH A MINT, YOU POPPY EATING FAGGOT.

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Post Pomf =3

>>154334289
I've never actually see novaflowers.

>>154334725
HAH. YOU THINK I'LL GO AFTER YOU WITH A HATCHET? THINK AGAIN! REMEMBER WHAT I SAID BEFORE?
I WILL INCINERATE YOU WITH MY NOVAFLOWERS, STRONG AS AN ESWORD. BEST BE PREPARED, YOU CHICKEN-MURDERING PRICK. I WILL MAKE YOU SLIP ON MY BANANA AND THEN RAIN HELL DOWN UPON YOU UNTIL YOU'RE JUST A BURNED UP HUSK.

>>154335754
>Fork feeds you robo/mommi burger
>Sax for 2 mins
>Cant do anything but autism the rest of the round
Careful what you wish for.

>>154335613
A 150 potency novaflower is very strong.

>>154333637
Fucking clowns man
http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/31/health/clown-sightings-trnd/

>>154336259
I don't believe a fork full of autism pasghetti has enough autism nanites to give you the virus.

>>154335754
Now, you seem to imply that I would both not have bananas everywhere for some reason, am some unrobust fucker without a few tomahawks in me, a bucket of water, a stun prod and a butchers knife, and that your refusal to do your bloody job, supply me with meat, alongside attempted murder would somehow get you anything but brigged, demoted, and killed.

Stop being a plantnigger my friend, enjoy KFC, or I'll just stun throw my butchers cleaver at you, cuff you and gib your ass

>vg admins moving over to CM

what did you guys do

>>154336632
No. My chicken is for eggs, not meat.
You won't be able to get to me with these extremely deadly vines in your way.

>>154336626
I dont even think there's a level requirement, its just as soon as applied chem I think.

Which spessmen do you ship together in your headcannon?

Can any coder fags in here tell me how reagents are added to hydroponics trays? I've read through the entire hydroponics module and have an intuitive understanding of how reagents are processed once they're in the tray, but I can't find the code that handles how reagents are added to the tray itself, because it appears to be on a delay. If you add a bucket of water to a tray, for example, it slowly depletes like 1 unit a second into the tray if you examine it. Where is that rate of change defined, and where is the code that handles it?

>>154336626
>>154337595
Total size is only one bite, one fork will fit all of the spaghetti/burger

>>154337583
Pete, you fucking faggot.

Its like I'm talking to a 7 year old, capable of though and speech, not exactly good at either. Fuck this, its 2 am and I've wasted it shittalking someone with the mental capacity of a 7 year old.

>>154337976
Who is Pete? Besides, I never claimed to be very smart.
And honestly, I don't even play Botanist often.

>>154333637
They're remaking 'It', this is their viral marketing campaign

>>154336756
Who?

>>154337840
Reagents should be added via the attackby() proc of the hydroponics tray, which should check for reagent_containers and then if it the thing being used is a reagent_container it will call transfer_to() which transfers reagents to the hydroponics tray.

The code that makes all the hydroponics activities occur every tick (water depleting, plant growing, etc) is under a proc called process() which gets called every tick on machinery.

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>>154338441
>Who is Pete?
he's king of the rumba beat

>>154338441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dyO9SWiY7k

>>154339897
>>154339614
Pete Zuh?

>>154339396
Thank you, that's very helpful.

>>154339995
Great changeling round, I did my best

>>154339995
The paramed shitter? I remember him from a few months ago.

You did it, you cloned them all!

I used a chameleon sneaker to sneak by a bunch of people and steal a jumpsuit, like a spy movie. Was baller.

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>that entire fucking round

That has to be the single most insane one I've ever played. Why the fuck were there corpses all over the bridge? Why was Ziig being hunted? How was the Diona a vampire? Why the fuck did CentComm want mouse spaghetti? How many Captains were there?

You forgot the mommi pasta on the station with the AI and myself.

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>mfw antags are powerless against a phazon from xenobio autism

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>Centcomm sends a honk, take this as a sign to give the clown all access
>It's just a prank bro
>The pranker got spaced onto our station with an all access ID that went fucking somewhere
>See Emilia with a syndie balloon, call it on comms, watch the shittery ensue
>calls of xenos, code red to make the borgs edgy
>Comms go down, borgs try to kill a diona for it being a little hitler, fail
>Emilia keeps being there in the bridge whenever I look over, then runs off
>"Just clone it"
>Emilia starts going nuclear
>Gets vox'd after killing me and an engineer, shitposting with the HoS, and fucking with me
>Zenny says he'll go nuclear, take this as a sign to hand out some ID's
>HE ACTUALLY DOES IT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
wew

>>154340425
Centcom promoted me to captain, what can I say

>>154340425

The best thing was that after the first round of slaughter, I got tatored, walked up to the bridge and killed both the HoS and HoP. When someone walked in (sec, I guess), I simply said that I found them like that, gave him an ID and went to charge my guns. No one cared any more or even knew what was going on.

>>154340425
Did you get the spaghetti sent?

>>154340517
How?

>>154340489
I wasn't able to go nuclear as much as Zenny
Be my mentor please Zenny

>Be sec officer
>HoS has beens creaming over the common channel about some shit
>Yells that he's going to go nuclear and die
>Go to HoP asking for a promotion
>They skedaddle into the bridge to avoid the HoS
>My first interaction with my boss is to get tased by him
>Eventually help capture everyone
what the fuck even happened

Who were antags that round

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>>154340579
Yes. I got a medal for it.

It didn't help that there was some neckbeard living in the ruined diner beside the kitchen. He stole one microwave, deconstructed the other, broke my windows, and at one point was dragging a body.

The entire round was just surreal.

>get caught trying to give the Vox cargo tech all access
>the argument between two of the Captains causes the sec guy to stop giving a shit and let me go

>>154340625
I can mentor you in the ways of smacking the right movement key.

>>154340646
I saw you pull a taser so I was like "nuh-uh buddy" and smacked you.

I sometimes wonder how many people are observing me during a round.

>>154340996
observing u rite now bby

>>154340608
>Buy syndie balloon
>Everyone is being a dick to me
>Surfer as the IAA writes a report about me being bullied and how I should be commemorated for my bravery through this hard time
>Get captains ID through the fax machine

>>154341232
You two are quickly rising up my waifu list

>>154341610
Who are you

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>Connect and the round is already started
>Observe for 5 minutes and disconnect
>Connect and the shuttle is almost there
>Observe until the end of the round, thinking I'll play next round
>Disconnect
>Connect and it's still in Lobby
>Disconnect
>tfw

I think I burned out guys, what the fuck else am I going to do ?

gold from the tg wiki https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Coder

>>154341948
play that job you used to have fun with, but haven't played in a while
what was it again anon?

>>154341948
Apply for admin and join the ranks of the jaded assholes who keep the crew in line.

>that fucking Captain

>get promoted to CE
>on rev round
fuck man that was terrifying

>Revs
>People go loud immediately because retarded
>Figure I'll make some bombs
>Can't make heater / freezer boards for some fucking reason
fuck

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hi goys

I'm fairly new to spess13 but I've played a lot this week. You've seen me today as Hegel, Lisa Freesze, Larry: mostly Chief Engi hah even though Im incompetent, I'm learning

did anyone have fun times with my characters?

>>154342937
>not going loud as soon as possible in rev
pleb

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>shooting unarmed people to death
>after they've been stunned
>one of whom was even implanted
So if it's Rev and I'm Sec or Head, am I allowed to murderbone with impunity?

>>154343042
pretty much. rev rounds don't last long

>>154342985
Quit bein a fag and just play the game.

>>154343042
Yes.

The AI and Borg however, should not have been murdering everyone.

"Uphold the law" does not mean "Laser to death everyone you can"

>>154343042
Castle law. Anyone where they shouldn't be is a suicide bomber until proven otherwise.

>>154343042
If it's confirmed sec and you're a head of staff, the game is now survival mode. You kill everything in sight that isn't implanted and is trying to approach you. Reminder that if you're the CE or HoS you have the best departments to enact full castle law and turn your dept into an impenetrable fortress. I recommend transforming engineering into a raging inferno and daring anyone to come in.

>>154343042
>>even implanted
That's a bannu.

>>154343042
if you were a head rev it makes sense because they can't implant head revs

>>154340625
pray for antag and tase/cuff everyone

>>154343559
It wasn't a fucking head rev. It was a guy who wasn't a rev, and had already been implanted.

>>154343661
Were they doing something that could be mistaken for revolutionary actions?

>>154342985
vg station public relations tip

never indentify yourself while posting in /ss13g/, it will make people think your a fag
it is however okay to allude to your identity in a post round greentex, (as long as you don't say it explicitly, and your story is entertaining)

if you want to compliment or promote your character, always pretend to be someone else when doing so
but be aware that many of us do this, so the thread is rightfully skeptical of all posts made that appear to praise a player besides the author

>>154343825
Standing still with no weapons.

Good round, would play again.

>>154344207
thanks for the tips, I'll be less >leddit

>>154344292
Hm, then I can't think of a reason. Unless they had just broken into the bridge or sec or something .

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>Hear portal opening
>Sawbones rushes in, goes faster than the turrets can activate and shoots 3-4 times
>Round over

>become IAA
>get permission to interview in robotics about waifus
>buncha people in the room sayin something's happenig
>suddenly secborg stuns everyone
>lasers someone
>plasma tank
>starts beating my head in
>say "This is because of the waifus"
SMELELELELELELE

>>154344570
why didn't you activate the foam?

>>154344607
>Faster than the turrets can activate

By the time I can teleport to the core, click on the foam dispenser, activate them and then dispense foam, he'll be immobile in front of the core, that's assuming I understand what's going to happen and immediately think about using foam. In the span of less than a second.

>>154344607
Having to deal with byond menus while you have a dude run 3 tiles and click 4 times on an immobile target. That's why.

Sawboner you are a shit player and an alright admin
The less you play, and more you admin, the better.

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>>154342937
>Few minutes in.
>All of the revs out in the open.
>Single rev runs down the hall from security department with a handcuffed sec officer.
>All the revs dive onto the sec officer and take the his clothes.
>Shots fired from other sec officers coming another way.
>Half get tasered and the other half escape.

There are so many ways this could have gone better but i'm happy it went this way.

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>>154345397
dumping random ss13 stuff

>>154336756
Dylan got ousted for a second time and now he devs over there. I think it's more his speed seeing as it's less a sandbox and more an asymmetric multiplayer kind of shooter thing.

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>>154345757

DED?

Server dead?

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>>154346019

>>154345757
So. Were they any better than the xenomorphs? What did they do different?

>>154346167
>>154346170
Not even remotely

>NT sponsored vox rights speaker on station
>all sec and heads have to go through vox fair treatment tests
how would it go?

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>>154346198

>>154346356
That looks neat.

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>>154346356

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>>154346649

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>>154346792

>>154346356
I wanna fuck it.

>>154346954
That looks... great.

WHEN?

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>>154346954

>>154347309
The idea of racially locked mechs is great.

Vox should get their own mechs and not be able to use most human mechs.

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>>154347309

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>>154347506

>>154304196
Who the fuck is this. Jesus christ this is ridiculous. I don't play for a month or two and suddenly there's a new set of absolute nobodies I'm supposed to know.

>>154346308
>in other news billions of vox die when a assistant invokes the power of law 2 upon a vox rights rally

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>>154347703

I think i'm in love with that green hairer devil...

>>154347894
Who, quel?

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>>154347893

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>>154348026

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>>154348179

>>154347919
>quel

never fucking say that name ever again

What's a Manual Ban?

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>>154348398
when you ban with your hands

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>>154348391
Quel
Quel Artemis

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>>154348340
okay I'm done

>>154347919
No, that's not the green haired devil that stole my heart.

>>154348752
Is this some sort of underwater ss13

>>154347894
I don't know many static names that have green hair other than ricky stick and jamarion graham.

>>154348026
I like this suit, would make for a good away mission exclusive or something.

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>casually ignore sawbones when he's talking to me
>he gets increasingly angry about it

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>>154345757

>when you permaban a guy for ERP and get deadminned with the same reasoning
Weird feels club

>>154355042
What are you talking about?

>>154355441
Dank 2015 memes

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Good round.

>Literally EVERYBODY died.

Well, that was my worst round as sec ever.