/owg/ - Overwatch General

>>154423974
Anyone have the Tracer version?

first for come placement with me on xbox, that last game sucked actual dick

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>>154423974
Jamison Fawkes!

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>>154423974
>bully
Never.

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Foxy Grandpas!

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nth for Jack's destroyed asshole

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When did you realize that Zarya is the most patrician waifu?

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Abuse Jacky-boy

>>154423532

RIP this little nigga

>Bully Mercy

You mean dropping Biotic Fields for her, holding the hook and paying attention to Zarya bubble her.

R-right?

>>154424129
>true Russian
>patrician

Imperial pigswine, you are no friend of the worker.

This thread was up first. I suggest saving this one for later:

>>154423878
>>154423878

is it me or do the quick ranks of your heroes on overbuff never change no matter what?

>>154424279
Omnic scum get out

Post cute sombra images

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Gabriel Reyes is best dad who took actual care of those who needed it. Another title that Jack Morrison stole.

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>First 5000 rating player
>0.4% winrate

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>Having a good day
>winning games
>ONE game goes terribly wrong with shitty teammates
>Get titled and go on a losing streak
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>154424391
Then I guess Jack deserved the rape

nerf Soldier 76

>>154424391
Just picked it up on PS4

any tips for competitive play?

Is there any better feeling than constantly picking off the Mercy main and having her ask over match chat to please stop killing her?

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>>154424056

so what about that 3 - 3 comp?
any of you guys try that yet? how'd it work out?

how to call air strike as quake wonder woman??

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Cutest and best pairing

>>154424590
Do the Pharah mating call.

>>154424584
This is pure love that blooms on the battlefield.

What rank isn't scrub-tier?

>>154424583
To bully her to the point of her crying and uninstalling the game

>>154424560
Don't worry, Blizzard will probably do it when they realize McCree's pickrate isn't 100% anymore

>>154424579
Get a pc

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Nth for dead sluts.

>>154424584
>>154424056
Anyone got that image of them cuddling on the couch in their pajamas?

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Will anybody come close to topping the Widowfriend in terms of folder size?

>>154424728
5000

>>154424579
never trickle in

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Pharah is my Phavorite

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>>154424558
But, that's actually Reaper saving Jack's body from the fray! He would never rape him! Only consensual passionate sex!

>>154424579
Do some quickplay first. Get the hang of at least one hero per class, two preferably.

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>>154423974
>playing comp but i have had a bad feeling about playing all day
>goes well
>push the payload off the way to the end then pushed off of it
>enemy team has a leaver
>we really got this now
>one guy goes widowmaker because fuck it
>we push it to the end
>whole enemy team leaves at that point
>good job guys
>2 COMP POINTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU BLIZZARD I WON THAT GAME FAIR AND SQUARE FUCK THOSE SORE LOSERS

>>154424472
It's the ghandi civ bug

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I'm going for the toga steal!

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>>154424783
I got you

>Place
>Lose two matches
>Lose 100 points
>Win two matches
>Win like 20 points

Okay but why?

>gets a lootbox everytime i lvl up

so that means I can only get like 100 lootbox if I reach lvl 100? no other incentive to give me eh

>>154424976
Is that ahegao?

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show me your raunchiest overwatch image (that can be posted on a blue board of course)

>>154425197
Better than TF2 at least?

>>154425171
I thought that was a dildo in his hand at first.

It's 2076, who still uses remote controls?

>>154425275
Someone who doesnt trust omnics.

>>154425275
good goy let the omnics change the channel for you

>>154424594
Anyone can translate (not summarize preferably)?

>>154424583
>"lol really?"
>"pls stop"
>"wow again?"
>"FUCK THIS GENJI"
>"genji didnt get nerfed hard enough"
>Victory
>"gg team cant protect mercy for shit"
>MarshmallowCake has left the game

>>154425029
wait, 2 points, fucking seriously?

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>>154424976
>Succesful prostate stimulation

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>>154425228

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>mfw Tracers trying to kill my Zenyatta and dying every time
Get fucked shitters

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Post best Shimada

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Alright, that's enough Comp for one season, I am so angry I might pass out.

>>154425275
>It's 2076
How do we know the exact year?

I don't understand Overbuff anymore.
Top is Quickplay and bottom is Competitive
How is quick rank so much lower thanhero rank?
And roadhog is by far not the only one who has such a big gap between those two ranks

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>>154425425
>"Alright team if you keep ignoring the Genji going for me I'm just going to play Hanzo"
>they do not stop ignoring me
>mfw getting scatter arrowed not long after

>>154425327
>>154425391
A TV isn't an omnic.

>>154425569
i feel you, anon

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Amélie Lacroix
This is my waifu. There are many Overgirls like her, but this one is mine

>>154425613
>This is what the goy actually believes

>>154425689
Is Torb's turret an omnic?

>>154425669
you're waifu a shit

>>154425605
just use master overwatch

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>>154425605
whoops forgot pic

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>>154424839

In case 76 write fic anon didn't see what I said.

>>154425613
Shutup TV.

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>>154425092
kek

Indian nuclear musclegod hero when?

>>154425613
Pssh, even 2016's TVs spy on you.

>>154425613
t. omnic TV spy

>>154425171
Thanks anon, that's the one!

>>154425275
>Rein's dick is too big to go inside Jack's asshole so he prepares him with increasingly larger dildos

>>154425197
You level past 100 dummy.

>>154425669
Such a qt

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>>154425669
your waifu still loves her husband, do you enjoy being a cuck? Not even a cuck, a sidecuck, a cuck that never was.

>>154425960
Is there an absolute level cap anyway? What happens when you get a golden portrait, 5 stars and 100?

>>154425770
I see you anon! I would really love for you to write this but I'll happily do it myself if you really can't. I like your ideas.

Step right up.

>>154426069
No one knows.

>>154426069
Your portrait becomes a picture of Kaplan

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>>154426056
>not just breaking the qt even further
Do you even Talon?

>>154425613
t. toaster3000

>>154425613>>154425730
it's a toaster.

>>154426069
Who knows. The current highest level player only reached 1000 recently, so if it took 3 and a half months of probably constant playing to get that high I don't think we have to worry much about 1500 soon.

Maybe it's the cap? You should theoretically have unlocked all items by then.

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NOT EVEN PHARAH HAS AIR SUPERIORITY. THE LUFTWAFFE WINS AGAIN

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>>154425228

NO ONE CAN FUCKING COUNTER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIII

play ranked they said, its more fun!

>team mate leaves
>5 v 6, on attack
>someone goes widow
>they spend the whole game trying to take reinhardt's sheild down
>get constantly reminded that if i leave i get a penalty when i respawn

fuck this shit i'll stick to casual

3-3-1, come finish my last matches with me pls

anyone else tilting today?

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>>154425228

>>154426321
Pharah can, but almost every team comp has someone that 10-0s pharah

>>154426321
genji, tracer, reaper

>>154426195
Cute blue nips

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>>154425228

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>>154426321
76, McCree, Pharah, Reaper, Roadhog, Rein, Zarya.

If she can't get near you, or freeze you through your shield, she can't do anything.

>>154426293
I unironically get my shit fucked up by Winstons when playing Pharah.

>>154426369
been tilting all fucking week

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>>154426321
Here's the counter:
Like Get Out Of Her Range Nigga HaHaHaHa

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>It's a "Quick Play team can't work out how to kill two defending Meis" episode

>>154426136
I look forward to reading it.

>>154426403
Thats a really well drawn image

>>154426369
Been tilting since after placements.

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>>154426195
>breaking the qt
never

we gotta get her back to Gérard, by putting her in the ground.

>>154426527
>Enter a building
>Run into Mei
>Die if I don't beat her DPS
nice

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>Baby Tracer, pink suit with golden/silver details
>Ginger Tracer, Union Jack suit with red details and hair
>Scary Tracer, leopard print suit

FUCKING WHEN?

>play hanzo
>lose
I am so tired of low diamond shitters who think they're Seagull and ruin games.

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>>154426293
I will never tire of these.

>everyone picks a character before I can
>none of them are healers
>"sigh, i GUESS i'll be Lucio"
Is this common?

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>>154426704
obviously not as good, but still p good

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>>154426589
>It's a Comp team cannot kill one Mei, and you're stuck tanking Episode

Forced 50 was created entirely for the purpose of getting players to buy more games and invite friends into the game. You even get a bonus for playing with friends.

It's the punishment for playing alone and not having your friends give blizzard more money.

>>154426658
>Widowmaker will never let you kill her so she can be reunited with Gérard

:(

the difference between solo queue games at 2990 and 3100 is like night and day

>>154426704
>Chat
>W..
best part

>>154426775
Yes
Only on KOTH do I ever see someone pick Lucio who wasn't the last or second to last person to pick a character

>>154426775
I always go Lucio in comp because I'm afraid to play anyone else well.

I think I'm gonna stick to quickplay mostly anyway, I sorta like unorganized, less-predictable games.

>>154425797
Hopefully Doomfist is something like that

>>154426892
>tfw 2850 and can't break back into the 2900s
>tfw just want to escape platinum

>>154426775
no, none of us have ever solo-queued before.

>>154426679
>die if i'm bad
yeah that's how it works

>>154426321
Literally everyone but winston and d.va counters her.

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>>154426775
>none of them are healers
>none of them are tanks either
>mei, junkrat and hanzo are involved

>>154426828
you're better off playing solo up to 3300~ as long as you're not shit

>>154426695
he really has to stop playing hanzo on stream
i swear people can't fucking hit anything

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>Mei ult is the size of D.va ult
What were they thinking

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>>154425228
Commander Jack Morrison is Reaper's favorite boytoy!

>>154426321
Junkrat

>>154427009
This, Mei has subpar DPS at both long and short range. The only thing she has going for her right now is the ult.

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>>154425228

Am I wrong in assuming that the reason you can't see your teammates scores is because they don't matter. The only thing blizzard is really keeping track of is wins and losses and using those to decide your MMR?

Is there a "Solo" MMR or is it entirely just how your team does in any given match which alters your MMR?

>>154426695
So you hate yourself?

why are my queues so long

>>154427124
>The only thing she has going for her right now is the ult.
Which she can use, minimum, 10 times a round.

>>154427028
I've had a junkrat and mei in just about every fucking game so far and they don't do shit.

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Fareeha Amari

>>154426695
>play hanzo
don't care, you deserve it.

>>154427158
I've read that if you personally do well (gold medals) you gain more when you win and lose less when you lose. I don't know if it's true or not.

QP doesn't feel like a good environment for serious practice but I'm not sure if I have it in me to shamelessly instalock McCree in every comp match until I git gud

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>There's a Mercy on the enemy team
>My team keeps shooting up front and ignore her in the back
KILL ME PLEASE
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT ANYMORE
I'M DONE

>>154427391
leave team/match chat and dont give a fuck

>>154426913
>tfw so used to playing Lucio on KOTH
>Someone picks him immediately on KOTH
>I have no idea who to pick now

>>154427158
Blizzard wanted to make it less about score but it still matters more than anything Divisions aside from Master and Grand Master mean nothing. The difference between a 3499 and a 3000 is equivalent to 70 and 60 in season 1 and yet they're in the same division

>>154427428
hehe just shoot her urself xd

>switch to whatever hero I have to in order to the job my team is not doing
>win 80% of games
>don't get any enjoyment playing shitty heroes just to win

>play only the heroes I like and rely on my team to actually do their jobs for one
>lose 70% of the games
>have a bit more fun

How can fix this? I've only been playing this game for a single week, how the fuck am I better than the majority of players? How am I the only one who knows that you have to do the objectives to win?

>>154427158
They haven't given any specifics, but obviously your "solo MMR" is pretty much the same as your random teammates' MMR. That why you are grouped together.

But yeah, it seems like the only way to get a more accurate MMR, is to play with friends of equal skill. And even then you are left in the dark about the exact numbers.

>>154427384
I highly doubt that. But that too could be easily verified, by playing with friends, so who knows...

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>>154427428
>reached the point where I just stop caring and start chasing after the Mercy as Reinhardt

>>154426991
>Attempt to flank
>Enter room
>Get chilled
>Try to escape
>Can't because I am not Genji or someone who is faster than Mei
>Get frozen
>Executed
>I am bad because of the poor odds that we both tried to flank each other and because I didn't choose Genji
Okay

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>tfw can climb past 3600

guess the dream of gm was foolish after all

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>>154425228

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>>154427363
Purity.

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>>154427363
>>154427663

WHY HANZO WHY MEI WHY JUNKRAT EVERY GAME I PLAY WITH ANY OF THOSE CHARACTERS IT'S JUST AUTO LOSS I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR MENTALITY DO YOU LIKE BEING RANK 1800

with love someone that wants to win

>>154427586
Yeah. you ran off by yourself and died to an enemy guarding the flank. GG EZ

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>>154427141
>>154427098

>fic anon brings the Reaper76 anons from hiding and they bring their lewd
>but also all the submissive rapey lewd

>now realizing how little there is of the fan art I want to see of R76

I wonder, am I the only one who thinks, if they fucked, it was before Overwatch and it's Overwatch that ruined what they had? If they got back together now, it was just be banter and teamwork with no lewd.

I'm sure its a rare taste

>>154427661
Cute! Incest is cute!

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>>154425228
I have more but none of it is really blue board friendly.

>Their McCree walks to our spawn and ults
>Nobody attemps to shoot him

>>154426403
Why is she dressed like that? She going to bed or something? She must be cold.

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>>154427038
>D.va ult is the size of Mei ult
What were they thinking

>attack
>2 widows
>ana
>hanzo
>win

I'll accept it.

>>154427247
Still means she's subpar in every confrontation until she as it up

You want a medal?

>Just want to fart around with randoms in skirmish
>I must play a game
Fuck off, Blizzard

>>154427741
>Numbani defense
>Mei and Junkrat instalocked
>shit here we go
>they actually manage to zone off the area successfully
>the other team never caps the first point

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>>154427902
>get put with a 3 stack in QP
>two of them pick ana
>the last one picks hanzo
>neither ana heals
>all three of them can't aim
>enemy team rolls over us, payload never stops moving
>they pick the same shit next round
>leave

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>>154427524
I tried to as Zenyatta but the rest of the enemy team just hunted my ass and my retarded team did nothing. I'm done with this game for a few days, I can't deal with this.
First, a guy disconnnected just as we were about to win, then this.

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>>154423974

>>154428073
>QP
>Play Hanzo
>entire other team fights me 6v1 every time I arrive at the battle
>We win literally because of that
It was annoying going 2-48, but the win was geat

>>154428123
Ana's pretty much than Mercy.

>>154427794
what are you talking about, genji is just helping hanzo out of his sweaty clothes

>>154428123
>demanding to kill people over a character literally named Mercy

>tfw soloq in 2900s
>tfw too autistic to call out the reaper behind
>tfw not using my mic is holding me back so much
how do i man up

>Literally any other multiplayer game in existence
>quit the game by quitting the game
>Overwatch
>Makes me invite people

>Torb: Ana!? We thought you were dead!

>Ana: Well I had to come back. Figured you'd get bored not being able to stick your nose in my business.

What did she mean by this?

>>154428381
Just fucking talk. There's no point in not talking

>>154428473
Business being her butt, obviously

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>the script for the sequel is already written

Muh

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>>154427721
>no /fit/ fareeha gf

>>154428473
torn likes to put his """nose""" in her """business"""

>>154427885
D.va doesn't stop you from moving and is super easy to avoid.

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>>154428589

12v12 pubs when?

>>154428381
i usually start with a wise crack when someone talks so they know not to listen to what i have to say. then you can talk freely that way if you lose you can blame them for not listening. it kinda works like that. but for some reason being useless with my mic doesnt make me lose as often as i should.

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>people who hold onto their ults hoping to get a sweet potg
I can understand a zarya waiting to synchronize with someone, but holy fuck ana yours charges up insanely fast, just fucking boost someone already.

>>154428717
when pl_badwater and community servers come out

>>154428717
When Blizzard learns how to make maps.

>>154413042
>Be D.Va
>YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE
>Ana what the fuck are you doing I'm the worst cunt on the team to nanoboost
Every fucking game

>>154428618
if you hear chinese you just do a 360 and walk away. just like if you hear worst character say nerf this you look the other way and never turn back

>downloads game
>final finish after hours
>launch game
>additional 'patch' to download
>fcking big ass size patch again

why is this allowed. I want my 60$ bacl

>>154428875
If you hear chinese it's already too late.
Do you play the fat fucking chink? You should taste your own medicine.
D.va is best girl and her mech takes 3 seconds to blow up, chink is instant.

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>>154428789
>Boost someone
>UUUUH DON'T BOOST ME PLEASE I CAN'T DO WELL WHEN I HAVE 50% MORE DAMAGE AND 50% DAMAGE REDUCTION

I feel bad for anyone still trying to play support on anything but an organized team.

>>154428717
I want this so badly.

HAMMER DOWN

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>>154428865
>play Tracer
>YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE
>become Super Sonic and murder everyone
Thanks Nana

>Backfill a game
>Go Winston
>Kill their Mercy twice
>She goes Ana
haha, time to play someone else now

WHY THE FUCK DO I LOSE MORE RANKS THAN I GAIN
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

>>154429010
If you're low mobility you're probably fucked but even if it's harder now high mobility characters still have a chance

>>154429104
>HAMMER
>get concussive blasted
>...
>...
>...
>DOWN

>>154427825
just crop out the naughty bits

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>>154429010
if chink is so fat then why not keep an eye on them and keep your distance. why take a medicine i dont need ol chummy chum chum chum

>>154429119
>Nanoboosted Tracer
I've yet to see that, sounds terrifying

>>154429219
Blizzard was retarded for making 50/50 be a negative instead of a metric of successful placement

There's nothing more disappointing than getting within one win of placing into diamond multiple times

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>>154428789
>Hold on to boost all match waiting for the right time on payload attack
>Almost at the end of the map
>Decide to boost the Roadhog for the final push
>Lucio skates in front just as I press Q
>The only boost I did all match was on Lucio

>>154429369
When I Mercy, I damage boost tracer and she chops everything in half like the minigun in Predator.

Now imagine her going even faster.

what's a good strategy for breaking Reinhardt+Mei defense on hanamura

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>I always go behind the counter on attack and greet my team
>tfw I'll never be a German brewmeister

>>154425569
But you were so close! Think about how once you reach your goals you can be free.

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https://youtu.be/2uYs0gJD-LE

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>playing Reaper
>go 36 - 6
>admittedly it's nothing to write home about, but it's solid Reaper play
>3 golds: Kills, Obj Kills, Damage
>2 Tank team, a Rein and a Roadhog
>lose
>"Wow Reaper thanks, I never even saw you on point. Learn how to play your class dick." - Rein
I'm convinced this game was made just to make me hate people.

>>154429621
Winston.

Did they add the "Do you even lift?" line on kill for Zarya recently?

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>>154429621
Roadhog.

>snap Rein's shield
>hook Mei into your group and fuck her out of the ice

>>154429771
no it's only when you kill reinhardt

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>>154429583

No fuck this fucking matchmaking. I have never played a game nit being 300 point underdogs

>>154429834
I got it when killing a McCree. I don't think the enemy even had a Rein.

>2855
Win
>2879
Lose
>2842
Win
>2863
Lose
>2835

Yeah fuck this I'm done, I play as a zenyatta and I get nothing but bullshit.

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anyone else got some raunchy bluebload pics?

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>>154429665
I've been playing for two days since I hit 2929, since then i've climbed back up to 2902, and dropped back to 2705.

http://overlog.gg/detail/overview/119128200111001038142132
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/IzA-2997
turns out if you throw all your games for a long time and end up with a negative skill ranking it will wrap around and give you SR 5000
he is ranked #1 in world with 1 win and 235 losses

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>ana darts pharah
>Justice needs a nap

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>>154429356
O-okay, if you really want to see.

>>154429945
are you literally me

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>>154429968

>Pop an ult that grants me invulnerability
>Die during it

Is there even a Diablo 3 general? Ded game?

>>154429849
You should be scared.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ-EOg38t1o

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>>154429968

Is battlene down for anyone else? Not letting me log in but internet is clearly working

FUCK YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOORB

I'm considered the bad guy because I don't want to play in this shitty lobby with the other team being only WInston and the rest of my team being Genji

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>>154430132
I see your Reyes and raise you a McCree and a Morrison.

>>154428717
Never. Consoles can't handle it, or something.

Honestly, Overwatch would have been SOOOO much better, had it been an actual PC game. But I guess it's all about the money, in the end.

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What is your favorite ult and why?

>>154426369
>tilting
what

>>154430501
it means getting fucking mad when you get btfo

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They are gonna reconcile, I know it. It'll fucking happen, I want the dream team. I want it.

>>154430434
roadhogs, especially when you sneak up behind their defenses

i hate symmetra's. i think she should have a secondary ult or some shit

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>Reaper ult used to one shot anyone near instantly
>Now they can just eat it and kill me
Does it do less damage at higher level how does it work

>Win game and gain 21 points
>Lose game and lose 35 points

Even if I lose a 5 point koth match where both teams made it to 99% on the final point and I have multiple golds I still lose 30+.

>>154424579
Don't solo queue. You will want to kill yourself.

>>154430429
>zero body hair

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>>154425228

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>>154430434
Reaper's, dropping in from nowhere and getting a quad is so fucking satisfying.

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>>154430434
Ana's ult because it enables me.
I also love it when somebody says "Wow Rein slow down."
I'm Ana ulted, how can you not expect me to go too deep and die along with two thirds of the enemy team?

>>154430434
Transcendence for cock blocking the enemy team or letting me zip to my dying team quickly and heal them up.

>>154430501
it's when you lose and then go on a losing streak because of your emotions.

Like when you go on a win streak and feel you cant do anything wrong; The opposite of that. Tilting is when you notice all of the little things and can't pull it together

>bastion on attack
>team with no healers
>leavers
>two snipers on defense
>4 golds and lose
>etc

Tilt is when you let all of the above and more affect you and you keep losing.

I lost 300 points just today after I tied a game due to a leaver. I havent been the same since that tie.

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Mei is such cancer and I love it.

>Literally 7 seconds after I put down my teleporter Pharah is already behind us and destroys it

god damn it, fuck

>>154430713
>no clothes and getting raped
>still have his scope on

Just silly

>>154430829
That Tracer was a literal retard though.

>>154430434
I don't use Reaper too often, but damn is his Ult one of the best in the game.
As a Winston player, I love his ult because it's a get out of jail card, which you need often since he has the longest bloody countdown on the bubble and the 6 second jump wait might be too much
Zarya's of course is the best

>>154430650
It hasn't been tinkered with directly as far as I know

Since D.va's Defense Matrix was buffed she has an easier time blocking it now and will do so if she sees you coming, were there any of those around

>>154430829
out fucking skilled bitch

>>154430829
>SUCH A CANCER ECKS DEEEE
Fuck off back over to reddit, faggot.

>>154430434
NERF DIS

how would you fix symmetra?

i would make her a defense hero
buff her health and shield
give her E a buff as well
her turrets dont fucking die in one hit and setup much faster
her teleporter can also be moved

>>154430829
Skill XDDD
All characters that freeze/stun would improve the game if they were removed.

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>>154430829
>that tracer panicking

I have given up on trying in solo queue. It's just not worth the pain

>>154430829
>that Tracer
What a donkey

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>>154430434
Because it's fun to surprise bomb people

>>154430968
give her the option to choose what her turrets do.

heal or damage, not both.

In the absense of a single player campaign, fighting AI controlled Bastions as Reinhardt in a custom game can be fun.

>>154430650
You're probably playing at higher levels now, so people have learned how to avoid it. If you want to get quad kills again, you've got to be sneakier with it and not do things that make it obvious you're about to ult.

>>154431061
That could be her new E ability, and make it so the shields she gives are passive
Maybe overhaul the shields so that only people within a particular range from her (say, 20 metres) get 50 shields or something, which would give people incentive to protect her

>>154430434
Zarya or Mei combo with NERF THIS

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>>154430829
This would've made me really fucking salty if i was on the other team.

>>154430650
I always get oneshotted before I can finish it.

>>154431194
I'm in love with this woman

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>>154431058
>(c) Getty Images

For some reason the game has just decided it's going to run at 4 fps

For fuck's sake blizzard what did you do

I love that there's nowhere to hide from d.va's ult on king's row last.

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>>154431227

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>when D. Va is just walking herself on top of the payload, ignoring any damage
Right, that's not predictable at all.

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>>154430829
I hate that little chinese cunt so much

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>>154430968
I'd give her the ever-popular "turns health into shields" effect anons talk about. Teleporter can be moved, I agree with that one. You can earn extra charges on your Teleporter if you kill enemies with your turrets.

Other than that, her health is fine, her damage output is fine, her fragile turrets are fine, and she should remain a Support. I don't give a fuck if you need healing. Maybe stop getting shot all the time, loser.

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>>154430434
Tactical Visor. I'm just a fan of Soldier and I enjoy abilities that are powerful but not annoying/unfair. I wouldn't be surprised if they buffed it a bit sometime soon but I'm not begging for it.

I don't enjoy being neutralized by PASS INTO THE IRIS but I enjoy even less "Click Q to team kill".

>>154431284

Never mind I guess my 1070 is dying

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Name a better couple
You can't

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>>154431565
done

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>>154431565
I find Soldier and Ana more fitting.

>>154431565
Pharmercy

Delete this

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>>154431359
Brown girls truly are the best girls

>>154427038
D.va is 20m, Mei is 10

>>154424868
>'Cheers, love'
As a bong this triggers me so much.

NOBODY SAYS THAT.

NOBODY HAS EVER OR WILL EVER SAY THAT.

Cheers is either a fucking toast when you drink, a way of saying thank you or a way of saying goodbye in some savage places either up north or downs south i don't fucking remember.

Add to that the fucking cringiest Dick van dyke faux cockney accent and it tears right into my fucking soul.

Awful it is.

>>154431624
Why not both?

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>>154431624
>ana76
praise omnic jesus

>>154431470
I'm all for Symmetra being a non-healer Support, but my only issue is that she's the only Support right now who's primary ability is aggressive. Her turrets are singularly devoted to damaging enemies and/or signaling that enemies are near. It's useful, and I love her little niche in the roster, but it'd be nice if she had more supportive abilities worthy of the class.

Definitely doesn't need to be health regen. one idea a while ago I saw was making her even more of a recon supporter, allowing enemies to see her turrets whenever they're destroyed, or making their beam do that whole red infra-sight highlight that Widow and Hanzo can do, making Symmetra much more useful at scouting enemy locations for the rest of the team instead of just the player controlling her. Anything to make her more Supportive overall, healing or otherwise.

>>154431717
Maybe it's a future accent. You know, language evolves.

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>>154431717
You sound like this to everyone else ok

>>154428221
Did you forget to never want to go even more like?

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>>154431639
>Pharmercy

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>>154431565
My OTP.
Mercy x Training Bot.

They gave him a voiceline when he's revived so it's basically proven they are dating and having tons of sex.

Seriously, this is what you faggots sound like.

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>>154431565
Fight me.

>>154431717
Do you think Americans dress like a cowboys and Japanese go around with actual Katanas on their back everywhere?

Chill.

>>154431717
take it up with your people then ya cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EnWG8PpHco

>>154424516
lmao im literally diamond because i have the ability to realize when im playing sloppily so i can quit. its a basic human function guys. use it

>>154431907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzndyGwT1ww

>>154427581
That's a Dayman reference... right?

>>154431929
>2 American characters
>One is a grumpy old war veteran
>One is a cowboy

Muh stereotypes

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>>154431717
relax friendo

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does lucio even have lewd pics? google leads me nowhere

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>>154431565
Awful

>>154431619
could happen

>>154431624
already not happening

>>154431923
that's a new one that I can't form an opinion on yet

>>154431565
The only acceptable ship is two old men, who have come to terms with their past, come together and share the battlefield side by side.

No lewd, just lots of banter, and the occasional cuddle

>>154431929
How about a native american wearing a cowboy hat whilst riding a surfboard? It's just getting shit super cringily wrong.

>>154432013
>Hello, i'm Cara Theobold
not
>CHEERS LUV, OIM KARA THEEOBALD.

>>154431717
>nobody says that
bullshit
I've seen bongs saying that

>>154432240
Reaper is also American

>>154431907
>They gave him a voiceline when he's revived
Is this true?

>>154432316
>Hispanic
>American

You have to go back

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I hate Mei not only because of her freezing bullshit but also because she's canadian, not chinese.

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>>154431646
>tall and brown

So best

>>154432260
NEVER.

FIGHT ME YOU FUCK

TRACER CAN SUCK MY THROBBING, VEINY JOHNSON

>>154432415
OI

>>154431929
>not dressing like a cowboy

Just had my ult goes underground as Zarya which made me lose a game I could have draw.
When are blizzard going to fixes bugs

>>154432316
Reaper is an "undocumented American".

>>154431717
All the heroes in this game don't act like typical people. Ask Blizzard.

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>>154432379
Fit brown girls are fucking kryptonite for me