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Is Roadhog into vore?
hana song
>>154404340
roadhog is better
Letting McCree to cum in my ass.
>Tfw you learn the power of Winston
So many weeb assholes, so little time
Is Hanzo a virgin?
Post bestest of friends
>Eichenwalde Defense
>two team mates instant lock Hanzo and Widow
>we lose
boy oh boy who would have thunk it
>>154406618
No ow character is a virgin dont be delusionals please
Fareeha's metal thong
Why doesn't Widowmaker have more realistic proportions for a sniper?
I think Blizzard needs to put in a Team Composition tutorial, and make it mandatory.
>>154406680
Bastion, Zen, and Winston are virgins
>>154406618
Yes. He paid many whores to take his virginity but always ended up crying the whole time and talking about 'muh brother' and 'muh honor' instead.
>defend successfully
>retard picks hanzo on offense
>proceeds to whiff 5 FIVE FUCKING ULTS
>lose game
why whyyyyyyyyy dont people change the fucking hero if they see it DOESNT FUCKING WORK
>Bastion
>Torb
>Mei
Whose the most worthless?
I HOPE THATS76 ABUSE FICIS SOON READY ANON
>>154406873
Torb, without a doubt.
TheMemester#11496
I'm on a solo comp winning streak and would love to have another player to group up with me, 6 stack would be gr8.
We can chat on the discord
https://discord.gg/YtEQq
>>154406950
mmr???
>>154406793
Your a virgin lmao
give me pharah tips pls.
>>154406620
They'll come together again. And it'll be like old times.All of Gabe's animosity towards Morrison is the rift, why did he have to be so bitter about losing his position as commander?
Why do people like making new threads so much that they must do it before bump limit? Like, I can understand at 740, but we've seen threads at 640 get new thread please migrate to my thread but not the other one xD
>>154406793
>implying Winston doesn't give Genji the hot monkey dick every night
>>154407007
that's not true I was molested as a child
>>154407058
making a new thread is literally the crowning moment of glory in some people lives. sad, i no.
Wrong previous thread, fucko
>>154379386
>>154407035
The animosity will go away once Jack embraces the edge
Why can't you buy player icon? I want bunny.
>>154406780
SOMBRA
ES
LINDA
>>154406762
This is a Widow I can get behind
>>154406950
I've played with you before. Last time, we got paired up with a 4-man stack on our team and a 6-man stack on the other
It was a brutal defeat
>>154407201
What, your thread not getting the recognition you want it to :^)
>>154407295
Not like you could squeeze past her anyway
>>154406873
Torb.
>buying loot boxes
Y/N?
>>154406894
>S76 ABUSE
Hasn't he been through enough abuse in his life
>>154407381
It's your money, my man
Amélie Lacroix
Best OverQt
>>154406762
Why is Mei cosplaying Widow?
>>154406620
The best overqt is the one you like most!
>>154406996
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/TheMemester-11496
2050, still rising.
>>154407298
This is why I need a stacker /owg/ team
to kek the enemys
>>154407214
Regardless, Ana is gonna to be the in between that makes them come together, I'm sure.
We'll see, I imagine since she is a "mother" of Overwatch, and the best friend of Gabe and Jack, she was stuck in the middle of the all the arguments and had to calm them down.
Just a guess, but seems likely.
>>154399565
>mercy
>straight
pick one
>>154407583
What is this, a meme for ants?
>>154407478
>implying there can ever be enough abuse for Mr 76
76abuse-anon here. It's done. I hope you all enjoy.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8003926
About the bit at the end, an anon suggested it and I justfind the idea of 76 having to explain to Mercy that he was just anally raped very arousing
>>154407381
Just wait until the next event if you really want to buy some.
>>154407658
werent u the goy who got POTG as genji where u just kept deflecting bastions turret
how is one kill a POTG
>>154406620
Friendships are best ships
>>154407716
Mercy and Pharah are friends! Mercy and Torbjorn are friends! Mercy and Roadhog are happily married!
Hey /OWG/
Should I buy Overwatch
I have been watching a lot of Horse Noose videos
Played some TF2 in the pastWasn't very good
I wouldn't play much competitive or go for the golden weapons
I would just mostly play for fun, play with some friends.Also repeating digits and i'll buy the game and heal slut all night
>be 3000+
>every game is almost entirely Diamond or Master
>playing with sub 2500 friend
>everyone is still at least Platinum or Diamond
>the absolute state of the quality though
Jesus I was legitimately getting angry and some of our fucking teammates, such as a Reinhardt on KOTH who did nothing but charge in and feed a D.va her ult
Solo Queue is actually easier for me
>>154407735
I was just to lazy to find a bigger picture senpai. You're welcome to do it though
>>154406894
Here you go fampai >>154407781
>>154407831
Yeah it's a pretty good game.
I'll play with you if you buy it.
>>154406762
please delete this
>>154407658
I'm open to being in a stack if everyone else is good and I can get away with not having a mic
Oh boy
>>154407583
Need more jojo poses.
why is widowmaker blue
>>154407831
>Should I buy Overwatch
Do you like team based shooters with a flavor of Moba? This might be the game for you! And don't worry, TF2 and Overwatch don't really play similarly.
>Healslut
Don't make an enemy out of me. I will discord orb your shit every time I see you, and our Healslut, who I hate but can't kill will buff beam the nearest DPS to kill you instantly
>>154407949
>can't handle a full figured woman
pathetic
>>154407225
blizzard wants you to be a good goyim and buy boxes
i just use cycling
>>154407518
>>154407781
Here we go...
Can someone objectively prove how completely removing McCree from the game wouldn't drastically improve character balance. I have never seen such a fucking mess of of a character in my life.
>>154407337
Even better
>>154407949
Have some more
Why does Hanzo have to be a meme character? Before I bought the game, I was thinking "Aww, sweet, a bow and arrow character" since those are always my favorites in a lot of games, but I never even played as him out of fear of getting memed on.
>>154407814
>Mercy and Roadhog are happily married!
Are you a crazy person?
>>154407987
Affe has the right idea. You need Reapers, Meis, and Hogs. That bastion isn't too bad of a choice either
>tfw you're finally good with daddy McCree
What is the best song to listen to while playing your favorite hero?
Reinhardt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwj9YPmrLsQ
>>154408141
I hope it's worth it, dear anon
>>154408097
>american
>>154407781
I'm not gay but I have to read this
it has been hyped up for too long
>>154408223
zenyatta is pretty good too
>>154408301
>I'm not gay but
Anon...
>>154408232
McCree:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ
>>154407781
>find the idea of 76 having to explain to Mercy
>Mercy
Ya fucked up, let's see if the beginning makes up for the shitty ending.
>>154407848
If only i could climb up to that level, i can feel me getting to diamond will be based on luck on my teammates, i by no means consider myself the better player but man itÂŽs annoying
>"Junkrat please stay on my line of sight if you stay inside that room only way i can go to heal you is if i run there leaving the whole team behind"
>"X please stay behind the choke defending, donÂŽt try to spawn camp the- oh you got picked off"
>"Guys the big rectangle is your friend, stand behind it and push with me"
Yesterday i had a Zarya who called out the enemy Roadhog on using an aimbot for his hook. The ELO hell is real
>>154408223
We won.
They eventually switched to this before getting objective A
>>154408475
I was placed at 2990 and won my first game, thank fuck for that
>>154407035
>why did he have to be so bitter about losing his position as commander?
Anon if I literally won a war and got everyone out alive and lost the position afterwards to my white best friend just because he was 'more propaganda friendlier looking' than me while I got the short end of the stick covering Overwatch's dirtier jobs, then left to die while they saved him instead, i'd lose all of my cool too. Think more about it.
>>154407702
>implying she isn't the reason they hate each other in the first place
>>154408368
but I don't find it attractive
I don't know why I like looking at abused s76, it's just funny and i'm going along with the crowd
I don't think I'm going to masturbate to it or anything
Is Mei/Roadhog the new meta? I see both in every team.
By the time Sombra comes out, all hype will be gone
Sure people will be excited but it's more of a frustrated "finally."
Like when your pizza is late
>>154408541
2240 and managed to get to 2600, currently sitting at almost 2500.
>>154408232
I listen to this while reaping:
https://youtu.be/mifnMC_Kn1Q
At what point do you think quitting is the best option? How many losses in a row do you take before you decide "this is enough, I'm taking a break"?
Even if I take breaks, I keep losing and I don't think I've won a game since 2 days ago.
>>154408568
>I don't think I'm going to masturbate to it or anything
>I don't think I'm going to
>I'm not planning on it, but you never know
How are you even leaving the door open to the possibility of it happening.
>>154408232
>tank
>patton
make it a tiger or something and its perfect
Wolf Genji skin when? Only a Shimada can control the puppers.
What actually determines the play of the game?
Why does Reinhardt feel so weak? Everyone hypes him up as strong as fuck but I can't play him and I kill him all the time as fucking Zen.
>>154408774
Leopard 2 might be more appropriate.
>Level 50
>Open Loot Chest
>Expecting some lame Lucio sprays or Zenyatta voice lines
>Captain Amari
>Yeti Hunter Mei
>Tracer spray
Things went better than expected.
>>154408823
most people are too stupid to co-ordinate and multi-angle rein to get him to pivot around and take direct damage.
>>154407781
>Reyes silences him with a kiss.
>>154408784
usually kills in quick succession
at the moment mercy above all else if 2+ rez
something something ult shutdown very rarely if nobody did anything interesting
and if everybody just played so averagely nothing happened you get the ol "lifesaver" which are just snooze fests of someone pressing a button at someone about to press their buttons
>Placed in 3000s
>Too scared to play any more comp because don't want to fall out of 3000
Anyone else know this feel?
>>154408593
Late, AND it arrives a little colder than what it should be
>>154409018
You cant drop Diamond rank, you can go lower in numbers, but everyone will see you as a Diamond even if you lost 2000 points
>>154408750
It's always a good idea to try something before you dismiss it
>>154409018
literally why
you only get points from your season high, you don't lose your fancy diamond badge and it doesn't fucking matter what your end result is unless it's your current best
>>154408823
Zenyatta is broken and can kill anyone in the game right now.
Reinhardt needs to be aggressive, but everyone plays him hyper-defensive. His goal is to get in there and fuck your day up, and his barrier shield is meant to give him the breathing room to do that, and to get your team past choke points, etc.
He's also the most lethal character in the game with an Ana ultimate on him.
He's basically a better Winston in every possible way.
>>154408206
Straight from the hornses ass
>>154408276
Two time world war champs, ya filthy commie
>>154408348
It should honestly be Reaperx2, Mei, Hog/bastion, Zenyatta, Mercy. This way you get the orb and buff beam, then bigger health around them.
>>154409050
Late, cold and not what you ordered
>>154409234
And the delivery boy asks for a tip
>>154408546
There has to be more to it than that if Ana took Morrison's side on the issues between them.
>>154408558
>he still thinks there is love triangle shit
There's more chance of Reyes fucking Morrison (which is low as it is) than that. Not only is it not in character, its very clear the problems were between Reyes and Morrison not with Ana included only because Reyes mindset is "either with me or against me" there is no in between. Reyes pulled the same thing with McCree as well.
>>154408276
>He thinks the French doesn't have an obesity epidemic
>>154408190
There are just a bunch of bad players playing as him, which is part of the reason he gets a bad rap. Hanzo is still quite powerful in the right hands, but requires practice to be really good at. On a side note, Genji is basically the same in that regard.
>>154409383
What country doesnt at this point
>>154409383
>He thinks obesity is a disease
>>154409452
The third world ones
how do i use genjin ult properly?rush in and use em?
feel free to h8/b8
don't anticip8 appreci8tion
>>154409119
>you only get points from your season high
What do you mean?
>>154409341
do you not see the love for justice
76 is totally her daddy
>>154409532
I actually think alot of developing countries have obesity problems with access to fast food becoming so easy/cheap
>>154409452
Zimbabwe
>rank 2800
>playing support
>team still doesnt know how to take out a torbjorn turret
>don't even cap first point
>>154409607
In high skill comp i agree, but anything goes on lower levels
Is there a preset for the best performance possible?
Anyone hit top 500 yet? I'm rank 3850 but I still don't have the fancy insignia or anything :(
>>154409657
The end-of-season reward is determined by the highest rank you had, not your current rank
>>154409798
I see
>lose 3-2
>lose 32 sr
>win 3-0
>gain 19 sr
I don't know why I play this shitty fucking game.
>>154409736
The day Ana can sleep Torb turrets it will be the day i get to Diamond
>>154409736I really fucking hate those things. I try to cornerpeek with Pharah on the ground, but the attrition from the turret and other people around me makes that shit really hard.
>>154409871
Could always flashbang them
>tfw I thought it would be a good idea to play solo queue placement matches as tanks
fml place your bets boys
everyone in ps4 is using mouse and kb to play the game
fuck these cheaters
do i buy the pc version now or what
im so fcking pissed
>>154407781
>it's here
MY DRAGON IS READY
>>154409115
>tfw no qt "straight" bf to turn into a qt crossdressing femboy
Oh shit, what could possibly be inside?
>>154410082
2500, what tanks did you play?
>>154408232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgJplarTd_o&list=PL-6RfAbfhsmUUxo3vlGJw9mUCuqVGVIZP&index=1
Just waiting for the day they finally give Junkrat a Greaser skin or something similar.
>>154410087
Only reason to buy OW in console is because you have a shitty PC that cannot handle it even at lowest settings.
Freshest combo coming through
Genji buffs when?
>>154409663
Anon... how many times has this been posted already?
>>154410128
Should I use Jester or Scarecrow?
>>154407781
This will probably be literally the only thing I can get off from for weeks
Please anon write more
Always check your fruit guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d54PyNN1EdU
>>154410154
>robotic arm
just ruins it for me.
>>154409736
Zenyatta is the best turret killer.
>>154410197
free weekend bruh, im contemplating but since i cant bring over my ps4 acc to my pc ones i dont see a point in it anymore
>>154410128
That gold skin you hate, and got last week. It was your only gold loot that time and you got so excited for nothing.
Guess what's coming out to say hi!
>>154409203
>two
>they fought one
i assume this is bait but who knows, you may actually be the stereotypical retarded american and i'm missing a golden opportunity here
guess i'll never know
there (you) go
>>154410279
You do realize that only confirms that they aren't saying anything right now, right? Not that it's confirmed as not being true.
I feel like such a detriment to my team playing 76.
>>154410534
On console he's the best DPS
>>154410307
Eh, not really a fan of either. You're probably better off with Toasted, Rust, or Jailbird. But that's just my opinion. Pick which ever you feel like wearing at the moment and switch to the other when the one you wear for a while gets stale.
>>154410372
zen is the best anyone killer
Quality blizz matchmaking
>>154407781
anonMORE
>>154410534
He's better than McCree if your aim isn't on point for at least 80% of the time.
>>154408546
Hmm, is Genji one of those (evil) anime characters that are always squinting? This opens new headcanon for me...
>play genji
>on point
>ult
>literally no one on my team pushes up while I'm on point
>die
>"wow terrible job Genji"
>mfw
>mfw I have no face
>>154410082
>30 fps
maybe you suck?
LA LOLI
>>154406620
>>154410483
How is that not confirming he isn't the dad? They pretty much made it clear he isn't the baby daddy at their Ana panel at comic con too. The father is someone who really isn't significant to the story. A large majority of the lore revolves around 76, he isn't insignificant in the least.
>>154410748
>waaa it's never my fault
shut the fuck up
>>154410820
>How is that not confirming he isn't the dad?
Because they didn't say he wasn't the dad, it's pretty simple. There's a good chance they just didn't want to reveal who the dad is through a fucking facebook post.
I only started playing recently.
>>154410718
Genji is a cutely smug :3 type anime character, not an evil anime character
Why do my teammates never fucking understand what objectives are?
>>154410858
>trying to push objective
>upset when team won't push up as well
>"S-SHUT UP FAGGOT"
Please kill yourself senpai
>1 meter before reaching the end for payload
>enemy team suddenly so pro and managed to defend the whole duration
>lost
what is this shit man
>KOTH Starts
>Teammate picks Widow
>Someone asks him to switch
>Tells him to fuck off
>Someone on opposing team leaves
>Game will end in 10 seconds
>>154410795
good ol friendly giant
>>154407781
That was amazing, anon. Thank you so much.
>>154410748
Did you say to push the objective? Sometimes it's not clear if the Genji is just suicidal, or actually doing something.
>>154410279
>>154410483
if anything else it proves that they all have already decided that he's the daddy but are just waiting on maury to confirm before making it official
just like all the "dead" characters
>>154410973
Maybe it's to do with the fact you're right outside their spawn?
>11 loot boxes
>still no genji related stuff
deadgame
>>154410748
Use the group up command
Nobody listens when supports do it but for some reason people always listen to me when I use it as some random DPS character
>>154410917
I think the young Genji IS evil, at least a little bit. He mellows out only after cyborgization.
>>154410718
>>154411149
He's just laughing with his eyes closed in that pic man, don't look too much into it.
>>154411091
M A D A
A
D
A
If Reinhardt never retired, Overwatch would have probably never fallen apart.
>tfw you get robbed out of 76's Cute spray by Reaper and his fucking braindead Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free button
>>154411149
Young Genji wasn't evil. He spent all his time fucking around. He didn't have time for evil.
how do I git gud with cummaker?
>>154411278
his cute spray sucks anyway and is super easy to get. i got it my first day with the game
>>154411149
How? He didn't want to be part of a criminal empire. That is the opposite of evil. Hanzo, please.
>>154411149
not at all; he didn't really want to get into the ninja-assassin-clan thing, and he ate shit because of it
>>154411367
You press H at spawn and select a better hero.
Is there anything worse than a Widowmaker main?
>>154407781Anon that was absolutely amazingPlease do more, this fic is gonna get me off for weeks
>>154410472
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Expeditionary_Forces
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_in_World_War_I
http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/world-war-one/americas-military-power-in-world-war-one/
http://www.archives.gov/publications/prologue/1998/fall/military-service-in-world-war-one.html
They fought, they were on the winning side. Unless you're trying to outmeme my memes, in which case, good job!
is this game worth 60$ on pc?
i'm fucking canadian so it's expensiv as fuck
>>154411276
>that pic
Kanai much?
>>154411480a genji main
>>154411524
I almost have 300 hours and im nowhere near tired of it at all
>>154407781
that was... quite hot
fuck I did not know I was into these kinds ofs things
I'll just go read it again.. and get off again... and again...
>>154408224
>tfw you were a god with daddy McCree, but after a 1 week break from the game you can't hit a reinhardt shield to save your life
>>154409341
Reyes does have a line with Ana saying "I shouldnt be surprised you took his side". It sounds like Reyes was aware that Ana was a lot more than Jacks second in command. Plus Jack gets personal with her in the interaction with her about her death. Saying "Ana we all thought you were dead, why didn't you tell me?"
>>154411524
Why is it so expensive, god damn it canada
yes this game is worth it
Anyone above 3000 SR want to group up, I'm around ~3100 and can play any hero effectively, but main Zarya
So I've never really seen Pharah too much in high level comp play on Twitch and such with the pros, but after playing about a week of 3k comp, I see Pharah in about 80% of the games I play - either on my own team or other team.
Its so weird because you see her like 10% of the time in quick play, but as soon as I hit comp shes all over the place.
Is she really good in comp? I used to love playing her, but switched to the hog and mercy recently.
>>154411413
Super easy to get against retards. It's hard to get against anyone decent.
>Faze went Bastion
>>154411431
>>154411453
I think Genji's problem with the yakuza wasn't that it was a criminal empire, but instead that he didn't have any desire to be in charge. He just wanted to chillax, like a playboy.
But tradition dictated that he had to become the leader, no matter what, which made Hanzo kill him.
>>154411524
It's $50 until september 15
>>154411648
Good Lord. A total disgrace it would be to fight over philosophies. Let's go with love triangle I can't control my dick instead.
McCree nerf when?
I'm so tired of every game every comp being based around McCree's range and damage.
>>154407781
And here I thought I was straight
>>154411673
we are sitting on our dicks the whole day until our dollar starts to drop. its ridiculous but fuck man
this stale ass game needs more maps
>>154411413
It's the principal of the thing man, I fucking had it then this piece shit just pushes his LOLINVINCIBLE button and it's gone.
>>154411712
If the other team doesn't have hitscan, she's top goddess
>>154411815
t. Shitter killed by mc-cream
>no healers
>widowmaker spends entire round telling us to switch to a healer
>>154411770
I mean if you consider wanting to have sex with women evil then you are one virgin loser.
>>154411367
Learn and grind flickshots. Switch to McCree after realizing that he can shit out more damage for free without having a fucking charge animation handicap. Still pissed about the June 14th nerf.
>>154408568
>big bad wolf reaper with moving ears
Halloween costume hopefully
>>154407781Him smiling at the end all hopeful sort of ruins the whole point of everything before meaning to leave him mindbroken, but still fucking great nonetheless. Please more. I'd suggest not using 'fag' though, not saying this in the SJW way I just think its tacky.
>>154411925
report for throwing games
How do you beat a team that has 3 soldier 76s
>>154411815
McCree is one of the messiest character designs I've seen gameplay wise in a long time. Great range, absolutely stupid damage, and close range probably has the most brainless instant kill combo on 90% of the cast. He literally has no weakness, the only way to kill a good McCree is out McCreeing him or completely catching him unaware. Genji is another mess.
>>154408940
Can some draw anon make a 76 version of the sweating man?
>>154411789
I don't think it was the main thing but it did certainly contribute to the bad blood between the two.
>>154411712
shes not really good but people like playing her
shes like high elo hanzo
>>154411940
I mean "evil" as in cruel, callous, possibly a sadist. I'm not sure what you are implying here?
I fucking hate snipers
So is 3x3 replaced by 3x2x1?
>block an average of 35-40k damage a competitive match as reinhardt
>team does nothing
Getting real tired of this meme.
>Widowmaker's Grapple Hook decreased from 12 seconds to 8
>Venom Mine's cooldown decreased from 15 to 8 and now slows enemies. Can now 2 mines out at a time
Is Widowmaker viable now?
>>154412084
3 McCrees
>>154412119
Mccree is the most balanced character alongside Winston right now. Look at the pro match use of him, he is used to good effect often but not in every map or game mode. The problem is that soldier is absolute dogshit.
>>154412119
>He literally has no weakness
He's slow and has no mobility aside from moving slightly to a direction.
>>154409706
too soon
>tfw you'll never be able to visit Rhodesia
How do i git gud at aiming
I've been playing mcree for hours and i don't feel like i'm any better at landing consistent headshots
I just want to carry myself out of platinum and i'm conviced mcree is the only character capable of doing that
>>154412232
Make her not being affected by her own mine and you got me
>>154412230
>reinhardt just sits there and takes damage instead of saving shield for pushes or blocking ults
>he never throws an E
>he barely ults
>he wont switch off of rein even though more than half the maps are better off without him
getting real tired of this meme
>>154407781
Good lord I'm not even into this kind of stuffpff who am I trying to fool here this became my fetish after the abusive spambut damn anon, you should really write more
>>154412350
>How do i git gud at aiming
Put your sight over your target and click the mouse.
>>154410904
Did you read the rest of what I said? They already said they might not even reveal the father unless its convenient to do so. It's not important enough to the story for time to even be spent on it, they said this in the panel. And phara knows who her father is too on top of it.
It's not going to be some big reveal, unless they decide to change their minds completely. Revealing 76 to be the dad would not be a small reveal. He's a major character.
>>154412350
Lower your sensitivity
>>154412354
>shes affected by her own mine
nigger what? What the fuck is this bullshit? Fucking why?
>>154410795
Reinhardt and Toblerone have top tier bantz. Too bad most of it can't be heard because no one plays Toblerone
>>154412350
High dpi
Low in game sens (5 or below)
>>154412350
Zarya is the only thing that can carry in this meta. She's the highest impact hero, bar none. Solo queue from my placement of 2800 to 3200 as Zarya
>>154412084
>How do you beat a team that has three people with 200 hp for less?
Winston
>>154412427
>Did you read the rest of what I said?
Yes, it's pretty irrelevant to the simple fact that I presented. I'm personally not that well versed in that, I was just saying that that facebook post doesn't confirm shit.
>It's not going to be some big reveal
Completely baseless.
>>154411079
>if anything else it proves that they all have already decided that he's the daddy
Literally what. This is delusion on another scale. You mother fuckers are setting yourself up for disappointment, they may not even say who her father is because he's that unimportant to the story, they've said this.
>>154412492
I know, itÂŽs fucking retarded. If you are close enough when it goes off you get fucking damaged.
>>154412582
>winston
>surviving long enough with 3 soldiers shooting at him to even do any damage
>>154411149
Hanzo pls go and stay go. Genji is best Shimada.
>>154412670
3 Winstons
>>154412603
>I'm personally not that well versed in that
That being the other lore like comics and such, I hope that was clear.
Will they ever stop nerfing Mccree?
>level 19
>solo-queue
>game keeps putting me with 3, 4, 5 star players in five-man groups
>lose every match
>>154411530
Or Leoric. Blizzard loves self-references
How come every play of the game is mercy doing basically nothing now?
>>154412708
>one or two of them switch to reaper
>game is now 6v3 in their favor
HELP
>>154412310
>>154412318
McCree is not balanced, he has exceedingly high damage at every range that isn't long. And given the map structure, fast walk speed isn't a flaw when there are dozens of cramped spaces and getting near him at all in a skillfull Flashbang+FtH for the most brainless character deletion in the game, not to mention the presence of Lucio in every game completely invalidates that "flaw". McCree is the same as prenerf Widowmaker in that the only thing that actually "counters" McCree is a better McCree. All the while making two other Attackers completely irrelevant.
Granted, I will admit it takes a bit of practice to stand landing shots consistently, but once you achieve even semi decent aim McCree is ridiculous.
>>154407146
nice
>>154412826
Then you swap off of Winston
>>154412834
>How Not to Take a Screenshot: The Post
>>154412603
That Jewish looking metal jaw guy is Pharah's father. It would be the type of shit Blizzard like to pull.
>>154412803
The "flame" points of rez before season 2 were 50, now they are 100, so basically a 2 man rez is worth 4 on the old patch.
>>154412550
>killing the other team so bad with zarya they can't even leave the spawn
I'm so glad people don't ever pick her besides me. Those high energy kills are down right retarded.
>>154411940
>women
Anon, pls...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9csWQ_076A
>>154412834
lmao that crop
>Be Reinhardt
>YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE
>OOOH TURN IT UP
>>154412858
But mccree is not used in every map of r every mode at pro level. There are like 6 heroes that have more use than him the last time I checked. The problem is with soldier being a joke of a hero.
>>154413013
>Crop shit out
>Add 1 MB
Nice job.
>>154412834
>that crop
>>154412518
Some mice work better with low dpi.
>>154412953
He's probably bi
>>154413042
>running to their Rein
>See him rising his hammer
>Shield instantly
>Block his ultimate and proceed to kill him and his team
I love doing that.
>have a Tracer and a Genji
>they don't go for the Mercy
>anytime we win a battle they get rezzed
>next round one of them goes Hanzo to add to insult
Can we please nerf mei? She freezes people way too fast
Retoasing because I didn't notice the old thread was ded
>Want to play comp to get D.Va 62/62 unlocks
>I have 4 friends that play this
>None of them care about comp
>One of them bought this game despite hating PVP so he just plays bots all the time because he's a sore loser
Wat do lads
>>154407781
Good fucking lord did you deliver.If Reaper knows Dr Mengele's phone why hasn't he killed her yet though?
>>154413089
youre not addressing the argument
"but he could be even more broken" is not contradicting him being busted as he is already
>>154413161
Somebody did a study of how low dpi makes you skip pixels depending on your resolution
>>154413089
Not just Soldier, he completely invalidates Pharah's existence as well.
>>154413208
I fucking hate Reinhardts and Winstons if my ult is up as Reinhardt. I forced myself to pay the utmost attention to make sure their shield is destroyed or that they're doing something else.
>>154408419
>>154408301
>>154408940
>>154410104
>>154410354
>>154410685
>>154411053
>>154411501
>>154411629
>>154411825
>>154412384
76 abuse anon here again. Thanks for all the comments, it's nice to know that strangers on a Balinese basket weaving site appreciate something I did.
>>154412017
I don't like the ending that much tbqh, I had to rush to get the fic done on time and I couldn't think of anything better. Should I change it or is there no point now?
Also to everyone asking for more, I would happily write more but I have no idea what exactly to write. Any ideas?
>>154411648
> It sounds like Reyes was aware that Ana was a lot more than Jacks second in command.
That's not what "I shouldn't be surprised you took his side" implies. You're just assuming that because of what you want anon. It could mean a multitude since we don't really know the story but the likely explanation is that Morrison was the good guy "boy scout" and everyone took his side. Maybe he hoped, since Ana was also his friend, she would be the exception.
>Plus Jack gets personal with her in the interaction with her about her death.
"We all thought you were dead" is the normal reaction to thinking your friend you couldn't save was dead.
>>154413284
Can we please nerf Bastion? He kills people way too fast.
>>154413237
"I got gold damage stfu"
Of course you have gold damage if you fucking keep poking their tanks that keep getting healed you fucking retards.
>>154413350
I mean if he is broken then 1/3 of the heroes are broken. Why are you attacking just mccree? Soldier needs a buff that's all.
>>154413284
I just want her ult size slightly reduced, the size of an entire objective is a bit much, especially since Lucio can't speed boost people out as quickly.
>>154413315
I guess maybe to fuck with her, I don't even know man. I seriously rushed the ending and I'm contemplating changing it. But thanks, glad you enjoyed.
>>154413042
>hear this no less than three times in one match
>it's from some brand new level 6
>Every time she nanaboosts me I am either about to die or coming out of the spawn right after dying
ZERO
SITUATIONAL
AWARENESS
>>154413381
As long as he gets abused and fucked over I don't myself even care how the scene starts
>>154413489
Because not many other characters completely invalidate two other characters in their class like McCree does. Please tell me an actual flaw McCree has that has any impact on the game. Walk speed is not a flaw, look at fucking Zarya.
>>154413354
Good. Dumb pharahniggers for whatever reason ignore the fact that she is nearly impossible to hit with projectiles and bitch, moan, and shit their diapers every time a hitscan hero is buffed.
>travelling to Kekenwalde
>get put in attacking team every. fucking. time.
And I dared to think Volskaya is bad
>>154412603
>Completely baseless.
They said in the fucking panel that Phara's father is overall not important to the story and when it's convenient to come up it will. This was said in the damn panel anon.
>>154413381
Let him develop a fetish for itjust like 'straight' anons here did
>>154413353
It depends on the mouse.
My G400 was best at 400 dpi, my ZA 11 is terrible at 400, but fine at 1600.
I wanna build a Chronal Accelerator!
>>154413738
He is too slow to work KotH. Look at any pro match in KotH while they still use zarya. Very rarely they will use a mccree. Soldier is just a bad by himself and Pharah is countered by half of the cast not just mccree.
>>154413671
How would you like him abused though? I feel like I've exhausted most of ways you can sexually abuse someonewell there are some more things but they're all gross fetishes none of you probably share with me
>>154413381
Any place can start the scene, think of bad porn movies
You only need to think of where and how they meet and the rest is obvious, it does not even have to make sense really
What's a good mouse forgaming
I was just using a generic logitech one but it broke today, thinking of getting one with actual dpi settings so I can git gud
All I know about gaming shit is that razer and steel series blows ass
>>154413489
assuming that raw dueling ability and damage output is the only thing that affects usage rates yeah
but it isnt and thats fucking retarded
his statement wasnt "people use mccree too much so hes op" it was "mccrees abilities as a character cover too many bases so hes too safe of a pick in too many situations vs too many characters", something usage rates are completely parallel to
>>154413883
>filename isn't burnt casserole.jpg
I'm disappointed in you.
>>154413770
Okay? That is a different statement than what I said was baseless, and if you're implying that's what you based your statement on, then you're fucking stupid. Even if it's not important, and if it's not yet convenient right now, they could still make a big reveal out of it.
Also, I thought they only said it wasn't relevant to the story right now, not that it wasn't overall important to the story. But I'm not going to argue that.
>>154413973
SHE'S A DAMN FINE COOK.
>>154413921
I'm not really into gross fetishes butI found out I'm a sadomasochist so mostly beating each others and forcing to do things they did not know they liked turn me on the most
>>154413937
dpi settings are irrelevant, you should never switch off of 800 anyway
just look for mice with perfect sensors and pick one, even razer and steelseries have a few with perfect sensors
>>154413042
[[WARIHUM QUWITAK]]
>lost connection
>on training range
I must be dead.
This may be hell.
>>154413945
>too many situations
Objectively false at pro level
>>154413937
http://www.logicalincrements.com/peripherals/mouse.html
Perfect sensor is the absolute minimum acceptable standard.
>>154413591
You shouldn't rush art to meet some arbitrary deadline. Next time right it till you feel you got it 'just right'. Also, if you feel you should rewrite the ending - do it. It's your fic after all.
Cutest and best pairing
>>154413381
Just think of places and situations, then this >>154413821
Let it become a forbidden desire for s76
You think they'll ever insert 3CP? And if they did, would they do it in a way that doesn't obviously benefit one side?(of course not)
>>154408232
>get Mariachi/El Blanco Reaper
>start up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k
>celebrate Cinco Da Mayo with every shot
Would you an omnic?
>>154414121
Anon, are you me? That's exactly my fetish.
>tfw impossible to find a likeminded partner in this shithole country
>>154414270
>>154413821
Good idea, thanks!
>>154414180
But I promised it would be done within 24 hours, and it was. Anyway thanks man
Holy shit zarya is fucking trash
>>154413745
>can't hit Pharah while floating in the air with projectiles
Holy fuck man get better aim. Pharah has the flight speed of a walrus in the air.
>>154414550
Nice b8.
>>154414536
Would I remove an Omnic? Why yes, yes I would
>>154413381
the actual "story" does not actually matter much, only the actual fucking scene to which these faggots are fapping tomyself included
beating, forbidden pleasure, resist, total domination...
>>154414251
>junker sluts
>>154413381
Fic is fine as is just leave it and I'd suggest cucking with Roadhog involved but even tumblr got to that first, can you imagine.
>>154414159
The training range is on an online server like everything else in this game, what's so surprising about it?
>>154414536
GENJI AND ZEN ARE FRIENDS ONLY
DELETE THIS
>>154414550
>Be QP shitter
>Pick zenny for some easy fun times throwing my balls in people's faces
>Hog in my team
>Decide to baby him with permanent Harmony orb + discord his targets
>Reliably press E on his hooks
>Shoot Reapers/S76 before they damage my bacon
>Easily win Volskaya def
>Group up for shits and giggles
>Next 2 maps are ez mode without conceding a single point
>Hog says goodnight and logs off
That'll do pig, that'll do.
>>154414536
>Genji's cyborg therapy.gif
>>154413868
Read this
https://pyrolistical.github.io/overwatch-dpi-tool/
>>154414659
>that wound
WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?
Every fucking game. Every single fucking game when we wipe them this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face. What should i do about her? Ideas?
>>154414692
They're just cuddling, like true friends would
You don't cuddle with your best friend?
>>154414536
God, the things I'd do to Zenyatta... I'm not even memeing, everything he does genuinely turns me on and I don't know why.
trying the free weekend on the ps4 now
i love it
should i get it on the pc though?
I'm literally just spamming heroes and just killing eerything and dying like a mofo
i cant carry my ps4 account to my pc account right?
>>154413381
Reaper making fun of him by dominating him every chance he gets, s76 is almost invisible supersoldier, R(e)aper humiliating him by making him the most vulnerable...
Goddammit off to read that fic again
>>154413381
Post this to overwatch porn subreddit
Is Eichenwald the best map ever?
Is there any better feeling than ass-raping Genjis as Winston and making them switch.
>>154414629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
>>154414536
I fap to the thought of it a lot but in reality cuddling with a bot would probably be uncomfortable
>>154414776
Roadhog and Mercy tandems are great
>Constantly keep him above half health
>Every time he hooks quickly change to buff
Would you eat reaprolls?
>win 1 game and gain 24 ranks
>lose 1 game and lose 27 ranks
>lose another game and lose 31 ranks
this system is so ridiculously fucked
if you thought pocket mercy was annoying you clearly haven't seen pocket zenyatta
he just put the harmony orb on one person who didn't even need healing and left it there the entire game
i outhealed him as fucking roadhog
i'm mad
>>154414808
Play as Genji and spawn camp, she literally can't do anything against him.
>>154414659
>>154414796
Medfag here, I usually don't mind unrealistic looking wounds but this one seriously triggers me, no way would a cut throat ever look like that.
>>154414793
Might explain why Lucio was completely impossible to kill as D.Va before.
>>154415006
I'm so fucking mad right now at how badly I get punished for being a zenyatta main
This is so fucking stupid
>>154414854
As someone who switched from ps4 to PC - if you can run it, definitely get it for PC
The deadzones are absolutely fucked and aiming is clunky as hell with a controller. Or at least it was when I played it, don't know if they changed that.
>>154414893
I'd like it more if another castle door didn't fucking come down after breaking it down the first time.
>>154415015
If I'm playing against a team that can't defend their mercy, I don't have to play Genji. If they are defending their mercy, no matter who I play she ain't dying without immaculate coordination
Which refresh rate should I use in my mouse? I have a Rival 300, currently at 800DPI and 1000 polling rate, but some people are saying 500 is better.
>>154415153
>Console auto aim
>Mercy's staff locks on to enemies while trying to heal allies
Big kek
>>154413386
What else is he supposed to be surprised about? None of your explanations make any sense to the reason why Reyes made that comment. I think your projecting onto me bud.
>>154415256
I have the exact same mouse and settings. Don't change anything.
>>154414636
>>154414868
Going to get on it. Will probably take longer because work is heating up but I'll get there.
>>154414659
>cucking with Roadhog
Uh, what? Elaborate?because that sounds fucking hot, anon
>>154414891
Can you do it for me? I have been on reddit less than 10 times in my life and don't know my way around.
>been trying to get the Floor is Lava trophy for 20+ in-game hours now
>desperation settling in
>blast 2 guys off the edge
>3rd comes around the corner
>it's Roadhog
>into the pit he goes
>endorphins are releasing
>just have to wallride for a second
>jump towards a wall
>suddenly something comes up from below
>it's motherfucking Roadhog's hook
>it hits me and he pulls me down into the pit
kill me
>>154415169
but kaplan said "mumblemumblemuhsnipers", surely thats justification enough to put the offense in such a disadvantageous position
>>154414796
What can I say, i'm always a slut for gore shit. Kinda sad the fanart side of Overwatch is lacking in that department when its on the same level of how TF2 treated its death shit (respawn, dismemberment not taken seriously).
>>154415050
I don't know shit about wounds but I agree with you. Don't do anything halfassed and without research, but I just like it 'cause its real messy.
>>154414965
No but I would a Jackroll.
>>154414793
>Set my sensitivity just under the "limit"
>Feel like I can aim better with McCreeI like placebos.
Also any other pairings/characters/fetishes you would like me to write about? I only do faggot shit though.
If I prefer someone does that mean I will always get matched up with them?
>>154415153
$50 fucking CAD man fuck, I guess I'm not eating anything this month
will be downloading it nowfuck y'all overwatch shilling bitch
Discuss Overwatch, not faggot shit.
>it's a "two tanks on team and both just kind of uselessly tug their dicks standing outside the anubis b arch, forgetting that the left path exists" game
Daily reminder that Pharah's father is either a German, a Pole or a Chink
>>154415545
Mei andme
>>154415609
I am not sure if that even works properly, i use prefer this player a LOT and i hardly ever see those players again.
>>154415545
Anything including Hanzopls
>two Master rank guys screaming down their mic about how bad they are doing
>one dude got 0 kills and the other just 1
>"How did our Roadhog get a card he didn't do shit"
Fuck off, I was the only one actually on the payload while you kept having to respawn
4 Gold 1 Silver too, smdh
>get 4 golds
>card is about damage
Sort it out Blizz
I want to learn 2 zarya
What is my role as Zarya? Where do I stand?
Why do I fucking suck so much as Zarya? Why does my laser beam seem to never hit anyone despite being right next to them and having my cross hairs on them?
When do I M2 and when do I M1?
>>154415545
Anything with reinhardt
>>154415827
Hanzo is not a sex object!
>friends and I are all trash players who lingered in the high 40s for most of season 1
>I solo queue placements and get plat
>they queue together and all end up in silver somehow
>actually unable to play with some of them now because of the group SR gap limit
>>154415545
I want to see some German power
>>154415634
No
>>154415634
Hey what did you in you last capture the point game? Oh the same thing you did in the last 50 games?
What did you get in your last lootbox? Oh grey grey blue grey?
>>154414605
Literally try to hit her with a Mei icicle, firestrike, or any projectile that ISN'T hitscan.
Any decent pharah will be able to avoid it. And then complain because >muh hitscan
>>154415545
>I only do faggot shit though.Low hanging fruit here, but Pharmercy. Bonus points for bondage.
>>154415545
Hanzo/Genji but everything else with Hanzo goes too
>>154415827
Hanzo bottoming or topping?
>>154415827
HANZO IS NOT GAY HE'S THE STRAIGHTEST MAN IN OVERWATCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>154415947
The thing I hate about placement shit in games is that there's always a certain amount of luck involved.
Post terrible ideas from battlenet
>>154415293
I turn Aim assist off on every character. game gets better
>>154415545
this please
>>154416018
>>154415827
and bottom
>>154415946
Hanzo is for gentle lovemaking only
I bet he would get really flustered if you kissed him and told him you loved him when you were done
>get a 5 man environmental kill but die with them
>my team gets soloed by the remaining mccree who didnt even use his ult
How bad can people be?
>Swat Genji out of the air multiple times with Firestrike just before he eliminates Ana
>6 man ults
>Only charge twice in the match while pacing for the team, both get a pin and advance the team without over-extending
>6 man earthshatter, twice
>Ana ults me and Zarya ulted, Firestrike 6 people for 150 and one hammer swing 6 people for 112.5
>It's my 6th placement match, 6th win, new to the game
It's amazing how good they made a hero who uses a shield and hammer in a SHOOTER
>>154415348
Anon... also this chick does some wicked dom D.Va/ReaperxD.Va cucking 76 stuff too but it's not my cup of tea.
From 23sr from diamond to nearly sub 2700. I am so fucking tired of this game.
>>154416018
A-anon, how did you know that was my fetish...?
I wanted to write a Hanzo/Genjirape scenebut I don't know if you'd want to read that.
Fuck you now I'm turned on.
>>154416197
Can a man show a little skin without getting objectified? GOD
>>154416218
Enjoy tiny MMR while it lasts
>tfw Mercy, Widowmaker, Torb and Hanzo on your team on attack
I don't normally leave games prematurely but come on
>>154416030
Hanzo is such a tsundere, bottom
>get the season high rank reward anyway even if you tank hard
lol just troll after peaking dude!
>>154416274
haha it makes sense to get punished for forced 50
>Ronnie, the dude that makes the Whomp webcomic, is one of Ster's twitch mods
The fuck
I love whomp
>>154416275
WRITE IT FUCK
DO IT
PLEASE
NOW
>>154416018
I'm ok with that, but I don't want it to be abuse stuff actually. Pls no, Shimadas are too pure for that
>>154416458
Really?
>people writing gay fanfic of characters
Where did this general go so wrong.
I never thought I would miss the days of Mercy and Widowposting.
>>154416378
jump off the side of the map
>>154413381
Here we go I got what you can do next and do now. I love writing crap like this but I have no time, so I pass the mantle to you:
First fix the ending. Instead of a phone have it be a beacon he pulled off of 76. An old one Overwatch personnel all had on them. 76 has it on him for sentimental reasons, it still works. That beacon sends out a distress signal to any Overwatch members in the area that are able to pick it out. Reaper starts it up and drops it by his feet.
Also, instead of 76 not saying a word, have him beg Reyes to kill him. Change the reason why he didn't from "there's no point in killing a slut" to Reaper just not revealing what it is. He stares him down, hesitates, then leaves. It leads up to a sequel better because it gives 76 motivation to hunt him down for answers.
And after 76 cleans himself off, he takes the beacon and smashes it in rage, instead of smiling.
The only other thing to edit would be the voice you use for them. Reaper is alright but 76 doesn't quite sound like 76. He's less offical, more gritty. In a way Reaper and 76 sound almost the same, they both have a lot of anger in their voices. You don't need to edit it really, maybe just keep it in mind for the sequel. Maybe read the comic Old Soldiers or listen to 76's voice lines.
I'll post what you can do for the next one in another post since this one is getting long.
Been playing it on PS4 free weekend. Liking the game a lot, but cannot justify buying it for the price they're asking. But at the same time, damn, I'm loving this shit, keep opening b-net to buy the PC version, keep looking at that price and closing.
>>154416378
>mfw people underestimate just how essential commiting suicide is, on maps that allow, in denying enemy ultimate charge
>>154416275
>he has not done it already
>>154416573
Cute blogpost, make a reddit thread about it
>>154416573
>I like the game a lot
>But it's not worth $40
I don't know about you, but when I "like a game a lot", that's generally enough to justify $40
>>154415902
Your role is tank with potentially high DPS
You stand in the middle of the line where you can move up and shield in front of the other tank to absorb some pressure, then back up and let your shield-health recharge and ability recharge and then shield the other tank or a non-tank that is getting picked on.
You have to get good at tracking for M1. Using M2 is harder anyway, take learning M2 slowly for longer range hits.
Don't overthink it.
>>154416549
Yeah was just talking to him in chat. What a crazy small world
>>154414793
According to this, I'd have to use 4 sens ingame (800DPI, 103 FOV, 1080p). However, I use 5, since 4 is way too heavy for me.
>>154416673
>muh blogposting
>p-please stop posting, anonsama
>>154416275
Only if Hanzo is on the bottomfucking start writing it
>>154416517
Does not have to be abusive, just ANYTHING with them really
>>154415902
jump on front of enemies and shield yourself
watch out for when your teammates jump in front of enemies and shield them
melt the enemy team with your 100 charge
it's not hard
>>154416820
>being this tentative about $40
Exuse me, make a tumblr blog about it
>>154416490
>>154416670
So Genji raping Hanzo or Hanzo raping Genji? I'm definitely more into the second, but I'm open to the first as well.
Also young Hanzo/Genji or their current selves?
>>154416567
Thanks anon. I'm glad Reaper's voice is fine because ironically enough I was worried about it more. But I figured 76 would be pissed off and on edge that night so...
I would not feel right using your ideas without crediting you though.
>>154416684
>I don't know about you, but when I "like a game a lot", that's generally enough to justify $40
Not for a mulplayer only game in a genre with plenty of much cheaper alternatives.
now, sure, overwatch is pretty unique, so it's not like it's fair to directly compare it to other FPSs, but still.
>>154416598
When should I off myself?
Does Mei's mouse 1 ability do more damage/freeze faster if it's aimed at the head?
>>154416963
Actually, I'm not >>154416573, I'm >>154416684
Complaining about blogposting is like complaining about reaction images
>>154416997
Can you forget this and write Reyes raping mccree. Thx
>>154404340
>>154416997
Current selves please, anything else you can make up however you will feel the bestI prefer Hanzo on the bottom tho
>>154416997
Current selves and Hanzo on the bottomthough anything is fine as long as they're fucking each other and I can get off to that
>>154417117
I can't imagine anyone raping McCree though. Maybe when he was younger. I feel like of all the Overwatch guys, he's the one that's most not for sexual.
Just my opinion though. I'll still try get it done for you anon, if I get the time.
>VP77: mei is an autistic piece of shit hero
Why does Mei make people so angry
Jamison Fawkes
>Junkrat is the easiest hero on the game
>his achievements are the hardest
Explain this
Hello gays and girls
Have we decided on best boy yet?
>play comp on King's Row
>pick Zarya
>this happens
>get 12 commendations, but the 12th one was after I took the screenshot
>>154417416
>those yellow ass teeth
I can only imagine how much he stinks
>>154416997
either is finebottom Hanzo since I have abusing s76 fetish nowbut either is really fine, do as you wish
>>154417343
She's an anti character. Her entire game, not unlike mercy revolves around deleting skill ceilings.
>>154417343
The same reason a Mcree flashbang is retarded as fuck. Being able to stop someone in their tracks for long periods of time is horrible.
Is it morally wrong to turn your imouto into a personal healslut?
>>154417313
>>154417150
>>154416904
The idea of Genji raping Hanzo honestly never even occurred to me before. I mean, Genji cares about his brother, and he's got the whole Shambali thing going for him now. Hanzo is the angry one who I could imagine raping Genji.
But at the same time, maybe Genji could do it in a way that he thinks is helping Hanzo?
>>154417319
Really but you're okay with incest? Jesus
>>154417483
>hardest achievements
That would be Zen and Lucio
So /owg/ how as your Rank climbing going?
>Placement matches
>8L 1W 1D
>1900 something
SoloQ all day, but it seems I've now reached the point where most "Rage-babies" aren't. Haven't had anyone leave during a match the last 300 ranks, which is delicious!
>>154417518
>Is it morally wrong to turn your imouto into a personal healslut?
no, this is literally what imoutos are for
>when the payload is 1m away from the checkpoint and your entire team is shooting from spawn instead of being on the payload
>>154417494
A face only a Roadhog couldtolerate
>trying to hit a bunnyhopping tracer, zero suit dva, widowmaker, ana, lucio, or zenyatta
their jump animations are all so fucked up; watch them in slow-mo. it's the most retarded looney-tunes-looking shit, and it makes half the cast fucking impossible to kill
JFC, I started playing Ana today and I can't outheal Zenyatta. How do "good" people play her?
>>154417524
I can't imagine Genji being on the top
I mean, he's now IN PEACE after learning some harmony stuff from Zenyatta and Hanzo is the one who is mad with rage still, so I do think that Genji wishing to"help" Hanzo by dominating the rage out of him that way could work or something, I dunno I'm getting too drunk to think more deep
>>154417494
He smells like explosives and smoke, which is a nice smell. Also fuck you he's cute.
>>154417524
NO RAPE NOOOOOOOOOOO DON"T HURT THE SHIMADABROS
>>154417518
what is a imouto
>only person defending payload for 30s
>only person at payload at all for 30s
>entire enemy team pushes it
>my entire team only shows up after it hits checkpoint
>after we lose only two people total have cards
what the fuck happened that game
>>154417483
>tfw I got that after throwing a mine into a group of enemies and one of them landing on my trap
>>154417687
he ugly, get a real husbando
>>154417595
Lucio and Zen only have one hard achievement, the other one being really easy.
Both of Junkrat's are hard as fuck.
>>154417678
They play Zen
>tfw just saw tranny porn of my husbando
WHY CANT DEGENERATES STOP
>>154417702THEY NEED TO "RELEASE" THEIR DRAGONS SOMEHOW ONCE IN A WHILE ANON
ACCEPT IT
>>154417583
Hey now, it's not that I'm saying it's morally wrong to rape McCree, I'm just saying I can't imagine a situation where he would get raped and also he doesn't do much for me sexually unless he's topping.jesus fucking christ what has this general turned me into
NERF MERCY REZ
>>154417483
Smooth as Silk is way harder, anon.
>>154417759
He's cute, get some taste
>>154417767
>got mine like a steel trap completely by accident
>still can't get a quad kill with his ult because nobody is stupid enough to stay grouped up when he uses it
This thread is going places!
>>154417910
just look at him, he's a trash man. a horrible garbage goblin
>>154416997
Do both and everything
Who gives a fuck about achievements? Fucking nerds
>>154417487
The commander, of course.
>>154417850
Is it that really well drawn one of McCree fingering cuntboy Hanzo?
>>154417725
An onee-chan but younger than you.
>>154417896
>"pros" keep using Zen/LĂșcio instead of abusing it
Really makes you think
>>154418050
so like, a kid
>>154417990
Gives us a good reason to pet and clean him
hi fags, looks like Iwill be joining you guys soonno meat for the whole month sob sob
>>154418091
Pros know how to target a Mercy in teamfights
I want to git gud with Mcree so badly but I can't aim. And he's so god damn slow. Ana heads hots only. Skirmish? Or what game mode do I select?
>>154416997
>someone is going to write Hanzo/Genji porn
I came to that thought already
>>154418035
No its Reinhardt with a vagina riding a dick
>>154418035
I guarantee you Hanzo would top McCree. Tired of this shit.
>>154418149
You'll have plenty of meat, anon
>>154417883
Just do some Blackwatch Reyes dominating fresh out of Deadlock jailbait McCree to show him the top dog of the house, pretty simple no?
>>154417850
>>154418035
>mfw I've seen at least 3 images of different characters fingering Genji
>>154418157
I shouldn't have to play hide and seek to counter mercy.
>Gibraltar attack
>Go 28-3 as McMeme
>Pentakill POTG
>Get another quad kill that would have been POTG if the first one hadn't
>Get 0 votes
>Soldier on my team got 5
>>154417857
Sure, let them release them, just doesn't need to be rape T_T
>When you play with a competent hanzo
It's beautiful...
When I say competent I mean this guy knows how to play hanzo and didn't feel like a burden at all. He even made the enemy pharah change character which is rare as for some reasons hanzos can't seem to look up
>>154417076
I've never tried it, but sometimes it feels like it might be beneficial to suicide gremlin Dva, so you get a new mech faster.
>>154418365
I'd release Hanzo's any time
>>154418191
>100% german power grandpa with a vagina
POST
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>>154418329
>pentakill
>tumblr image
>tfw leaguebabs comprise probably 70% of this general
>>154417883
>I'm just saying I can't imagine a situation where he would get raped
Part of Blackwatch training, friendo
>>154418235
See you in 3 days, anon.
Why does Blizzard make intentionally unbalanced maps
>>154418406
>That ass crack
Thanks, anon
>>154417678
>Keep yourself slightly further back then rest of team.
>Make sure to position yourself so you can see everyone.
>Use the grenade to heal others, then focus on those affected by your grenade.
Ana has great burst healing, but her primary form is single target. So keep healing non-tanks as they tend to go all over the place. Zenny can only heal one target so let him focus on healing tanks while you heal the rest. A good Zenyatta will have his ulti up often and if so, out-healing him will be hard.
Also don't focus on DPS as Ana, primarily heal and watch out for/call out flanks and look out for enemy ults / charges / Initiations that you can interrupt.if the enemy team has Winston / flanker then save sleeping dart for when they attack you, let them sleep for 5 seconds then combo them
>>154416997b-bottom Hanzo pls
>>154418494
Blizzard intentionally unbalances entire matches, you think them fucking up a map is a big deal?
>>154418329
>>154418527
No prob!
>>154418031
>commander
>>154418551
>combo them
Meaning?
>>154418494
The answer is in the question
>>154418607
OH YOU THINK THAT'S SPECIAL
Genji is the purest and best husbando
Dear Lord almighty are you all just grills, because I don't believe it's possible to have that high concentration of fags in one place
>>154418329
>Only one person on red team gets a card
>Gets 6 votes immediately
>>154418780
This is mostly league players, so yes, lots of girls.
>>154418675
>Shoot -> Grenade -> Punch
That should deal over 200dmg, you can probably add another shoot before the punch. Of course against Winston or D.va that doesn't deal nearly enough damage. so call out for teammates to help.
>>154418630
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
I saw this image at the beginning of the summer event and when I got the skin and looked at it with this emote that wasn't there. Fuck all of you.
>>154418692
>4 people voted for that
I, uh, what
>>154418780
Team voice chat has taught me that every match has at least one grillI hope you all main your husbandos and not Mercy
>>154418759
Genji is a filthy whore, he's had over 50 cocks in every orifice and has impregnated several Jap bitches too. Hanzo had to kill him just so he'd stop spreading his inferior genes and leaking cum on every chair in the Shimada household. I bet he'd have STDs if metal could.
So it turns out if your SR goes below 0 you go to 5000.
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/IzA-2997?mode=competitive
Okay, seriously, how are you meant to push after Eichenwadle's second point, where the door closes behind you?
You're literally given two tiny ass fucking rooms they can effortlessly spam into and a tiny door on top of the gate that doesn't help shit. God fucking help you if you don't manage to push it any further when you cap.
>Get 88 elims on KoTH Ilios
>Gold Elims, Objective Kills, Objective Time, Damage, and Healing as Roadhog
>Get PoTG with a teamwipe wholehog, 4 kills being environmental kills
>On the playercard with 5 golds
>Mercy gets 8 votes for 41 offensive assists
I did it guys, I finally became cancer
why are the cutest / prettiest / most good looking heroes are the hardest to play?
drow / ahri / qop / d.va / hanzo / genji / pa
fuck man, I just want to play a really cute grill zzz
>>154418416http://lewdcore.tumblr.com/post/147313507552/i-dunno-anything-about-reinhardt-other-than-him
Enjoy suffering
>>154418918
Always vote the healer or you get no heals
t. Tumblr and Reddit
>>154417491
What does it say when you get all 12?
>>154419164
>When your clit is bigger than his dick
>>154418918
haha always vote the healer haha
>>154419040
But what if I want a girl who wants me to be her heal slut
>>154419051
He may be a whore, but his soul is pure
>>154419040
I've played so many matches. And it's very rare that there isn't one in voice chat. I've yet to encounter a girl. Then again, I don't do Quick Play so can only say for my experience with ranked.I've been mistaken as a girl tough...
>>154419084
Lies. If there was a Mercy, she would have gotten POTG.
Just finished placements, placed at 3050.
Is this ok?
>>154419105
>no Mercy
>no Hanzo
looks fine
>>154419105
What's wrong with Lucio?
>>154419164
Jesus fucking christ, anon. I knew it would be bad but I never even imagined anything of this magnitude.
>that fucking clit
I want to fucking die and I will never play Rein again.
>>154418815
I refuse to ever vote for the enemy. Fuck that. I'm not a god damn traitor. Even if it's 4 red I don't vote.
>>154419307
Environmental kills have a higher "fire score" than revives still.
>>154419245
That's a lot of objective time for a capture/defense map
>>154419193
It means you carried your team.
Post spray combos
>>154419310
Anything below 9000 is rubbish.
>playing 76 on comp
>Some D.va really getting in my fucking face every time
>switch to Zarya and melt the cunt
Nothing better, D.va is a pretty annoying hero
>>154419196
>mfw you've put me in both fag and girl
I feel like a master ruseman.
>>154419593
Clearly you're a trans lesbian.
>>154419245
>11 minutes match
>genji got almost 9 minutes of objective time
Holy shit
Rate my Zarya stats
>>154419624
Those are straight guys, not fags or girls
>>154419647
DOesn't it count both rounds?
>>154419310
Eat a fucking dick you lucky piece of shit I'd love that placement
>Go to quickplay
>Play genji for like the first time ever
>go 37 and 2 on KOTH
>think I'm good at him and get excited
>check their S2 ranks
>they're all silver/golds
welp, at least I didn't go into competitive thinking I was hot shit.
>>154419443
>>154419647
Here's why
I still play quickplay for this very reason
>>154419272
How? Filthy acts stem from filthy thoughts, which cause a filthy soul.
>>154418587
>>154418183
>>154418028
Fuck it I'm just going to do both.
>>154419196
>mfw I posted some of these Trashmouse pics and I'm agrill
This thread is basically sodom before the fire.
Don't forget: the wages of sin is death.
>Bedouin Genji skin
>Ult line isn't "ALLAHU AKBAR!"
hwy guys im new here why do people hate hanzo and genji so much?
How does one even accomplish this?
>>154419859
This thread is about Hanzo and Genji fucking each other, what made you think that people hated them?
>>154419798
you have no idea how happyhornyyou made us anon
I hope you'll deliver
>>154419828
>/pol/ tries to get people to convert to Christianity with a mascot that the fat autists lust over
Am I the only one that sees the irony in this
>>154419802
what type of grill?
>>154419874
Here its a bug, guess Blizzard never thought anyone would reach 0>>154419064
This is for the autists who said that I was cheating because I used my mouse and keyboard on my PS4.
>>154419858
I want to lick those patterns on his thighs.
Why is genji made to be so sexual?
>>154419859
Because they're usually insta picked by retards who can't play them for shit and fell for the meme
>>154419858
>Bedouin Genji skin
>The dragon doesn't turn into a cobra
BLIIIIIIZZAAAARD!!!!!!!
>scroll up in case there's some Mercy/Widowmaker/Pharah porn
>all gay stuff
>just give up halfway through
This must be how gay dudes feel when we post.
>>154419651
Nice, you played one game of zarya
>>154419967
You're not cheating, you're just a cunt who threw 150 out the window for the memes
>>154419967
Boy you sure showed us.
>>154419982
His default skin has what looks like a thong and garters
>play ranked
>barely play the entire game, but just enough so it doesn't look like it was purposeful or like I'm afk farming
>team rages
2bh there is nothing better in this world than hearing manchildren whining over not winning
>>154420025
>those girls
Best taste desu
>>154419858
Why are the garters on that skin the most sexual thing I've ever seen?
Why are McCree mains such insufferable cunts? He is the best offense hero by far, his M1 is ridiculous, he invalidates 2 other offense heroes and probably other heroes too, and yet the official forum is filled with complains about his ult, his M2 or his skill.
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749176705
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749146565
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749106787
And this is only the first page.
>>154419967
Is this the power of the Cell(tm)?
>>154419952
I'll try my best, it'll take longer than the 76abuse though because of work.
>>154420131
Why does he need all of that? Why should a cyborg have such a perfect ass?
>>154419982
Because he's a cyborg ninja expy and kojimbles is known for his love of homoeroticism. I mean, without homolust there's no MGS, with no MGS there's no cyborg ninja to cope Genji from
>>154419742
>Go to quickplay
>Nothing but 10thprestige top500/masters in my game
>I'm only Lvl 50/diamond
>Everyone is running meta and sweating their asses off
I just wanted to play some nice, casual quickplay..I guess I'll just play vs bots
help me... will i be able to play it at all tonight?
>>154420123
Reversed searched this. Pretty good hentai thanks.
>>154420102
> threw 150 out the window for the memes
I got this for free tho?
>>154419982
My favorite part is that I don't think whoever made the models even intended him to be for sexual
They wanted to create a cool RULES OF NATURE character and accidentally made a primo manslut
Why is this general full of fucking faggots? JEsus fucking christ
>>154420281
Simple fix to this, just remove McCree
>Go Torb on Hanamura defense
>Always great to deal with flankers
>Team completely breaks the front like for 4 people to chase one d.va
>Enemy team rushes in and fucks up the sent
>TOLD YOU TORB IS SHIT HERE WTF LOST US THE GAME
I hate this game.
I'm having such a sad time playing comp,
dropped 300+ ranks in a couple of days.
I try to speak to my team, I try to form a sort of strategy,
most of the time if I'm lucky a genji answers me but then he's forced to change to another hero due to a shower of "omg swap genji".
Solo ranking is hell I saw zenyatta charging towards bastion and reinhardt
I saw farah telling us to destroy torb's turrets
I saw countless mercys never using a ult for the whole game.
I saw a guy saying "symmetra is useless, swap" in a defense map, the same guy took bastion and stood still during his ult.
"omg I have 3 kills and I'm gold" this was said by a reaper mid match, impressive for a flanker if I do say so myself.
I have my spirit under my feet, I'm wring here to vent out some frustration, even if the answers will most likely be "nice blog" "upboated" "git gud", I don't care I just needed to tell someone that could understand.
Everyone in the game is the gay
Except Ana
And Bastion
Maybe Zenyatta
>>154420504
You should have seen the TF2 threads back in the day
>>154420370
Well then, lucky you.Still a cunt for simply not playing it on PC
>>154414660
That you have to be online to use the Training range? How can you not realize it's a fucking retarded idea?
>>154420534
nice blog
Reminder Surefour was the only pro player who said Genji was fine after the nerfs and here we are now with Genji still seeing competitive player
Reminder Taimou, Seagull, Poke, and Shradder all said he was shit and were proven wrong
>Try to sleepdart a Genji
>His cooldown ends at the last possible second
>He reflects it an it hits our Nanoboosted Soldier
fug
>Amélie Lacroix
is this a tribute to remy? those sexy curves hhnhnhgg
>>154420663
Thank you, I needed that.
>>154407381
Only in the last day of an event if necessary.
Fuck blizzard. You're a goddamn drug dealer, letting us taste your shit before demanding money for more.
Fuck you, fuck everyone involved in this damn free weekend.
Installing. PC version, of course, I'm not a pleb.
>>154420570
>husbandos in the same picture
It does not make even sense but my dick does not care
>>154420537
>Maybe Zenyatta
lmao
>>154420534
I understand. It'smost likely mostly your fault you're fallingbut I understand.
>>154420674
Reminder that Surefour is a confirmed cheater, just like Taimou
>>154419357
I can take solace in the fact that my Husbando hasn't been tainted by cuntboy fags
Posts some waifus to alleviate the faggotry in the thread plx
>>154420674
seagull didnt say he was shit
he was just angry about the triple jump because it lowered the skill ceiling
>>154416997
>I would not feel right using your ideas without crediting you though.
Then just say "thanks to random anon in /owg" or something. It's just musings and advice, not really ideas.
Anyway, this is what you do for the sequel, best way to follow these type of non-con fics up is with a revenge subplot or corruption and/or mindbreaking and adding in a new kink to follow up the last one, I ended up writing just a bit over post limit in the end anyway.
Here I pastebin'd it: http://pastebin.com/A3NEqTyS
Use it however you like
>>154420913
Sure was amusing watching him whine and bitch about it, as he hopped on the hanzo dick.
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/IzA-2997
>5k rating
>1-235 Win/Loss 0.4% Winrate
nice game blizzshits
>guy says hi on mic pre match
>two more people respond on mic
>they never say anything again
>>154420785
>Genji sticking his hand down Zen's pants
What is he even hoping to find there?
>>154420674
Genji is shit compared to McCree though, simply for the fact that Genji has a counter.
>>154420825
Surefour can play pharah just as well as mccree. The dude is versatile as fuck. It's hard to cheat on pharah and Lan he proved how much of a good player he is while taimou flopped
>>154420908
>>154420785
>Genji's hand down Zenyatta's pants
Oh man, I wonder what's down there...
>>154420570
>Hanzo already coming from mere grind
Either he's a virgin or Strike Commander is really fucking good at this
>>154421018
>>154421057
Some hard, thickwiringobviously.
>>154420794
I think that too honestly, I don't want to dump the fault on my team mates, everyone gets the share, in victory or defeat.
I just want a team that knows what "group up" means, and the fact that their client language was chosen by them just makes everything more depressing.
>this Smugberry
I want to hug this dangerous smug.
>>154421057
>>154420785
>it's okay if they're "robots"
I hate my dick sometimes
>>154421103
Young Ana is so good
>>154420908
>>154416812
well shit i'm using also 800 dpi but 9 sens
also i have a 2k screen so now im confused
>>154406620
That fucking nose.
Just 3 more weeks until new content
>>154421006
I wish I was autism enough to play that many games in this short time holy fug.
>>154420908
>>154420674
Since when is poke a pro player? LUL
>>154420984
This is great, anon. Why don't you write it yourself?
>finally made a four man team full of friends I can play with comp
>they fight amongst each other within a few hours and im solo queueing again
Have an overwatch related feel comic
>>154416812
Could always up your dpi to compensate
>>154418607
are you on europe?
if so then i think i once played with you
>>154421018
Inner peace
>>154421278
Zarya lookin' mighty fine there
>>154420504
PC players mate
>>154409124
Winston jump is on a shorter cooldown and he can use his shield while attacking.
Winston ult doesnt require you to line up enemies and it also boosts your survivability.I mean you're still mostly right.
>>154421103
>ywn be minding your own business when you suddenly feel funny and fall to the floor
>ywn see a qt walk up to you and put her finger to her lips as the darkness closes in
>ywn wake up in a bathtub full of ice with your kidneys missing
why's life so unfair bros?
>>154420908
Two for one
Tracer vsTorbjörn turret. Who would win?
>chicks and homos post their shit but still make discussion and even help an anon improve writing skills
>waifushitters just image spam aimlessly to feel less threatened
Pathetic.
God damn good or even decent Traicers are annoying.
Buzzing around your backlines killing healers and nothing you can do for it, as they run away in the first sight of trouble and there's nothing that can reasonably one shot the bitch.
>>154420570
Those were the most cancerous threads I've seen outside of /tv/ and /b/.
>>154421018
Trust me anon, you don't want to know how many images and fics I've seen with Zen having a pussy.sometimes it's a cute pussy, and my dick gets confused
>>154420908
>>154421015
>start of game everybody is on mic
>general banter and good times
>start losing
>people talk less and less
>complete silence as the defeat screen comes up
>>154421617
>start of the game everybody is on mic
>general banter and good times
>start losing
>people talk less and less
>complete silence until two guys get in an argument about whose fault it was that we lost
>>154418235
>this gets to stay up
>my image of McCree eating Genji's ass with a completely censored dick gets taken down and I get banned
Mods just hate me, I guess.
>>154421617
>Start of game
>Everybody chatting and having fun
>Nigger suddenly speaks
>Mic is clearly too close to his mouth because he's loud as fuck
>Can hear rap music and crying baby in the background
>>154421496
Insecure girly nerds with small dicks, everyone
>>154421617
Happened to me once in a group I was randonly invited to. People were really friendly and jokey but as soon as we started losing they grew quiet and annoyed, and most of them eventually just left. Felt bad, man.
So when's the next patch day? Both the live game and PTR got updated with a pre-patch so everything would be ready on the Patch day. When is it? Next week?
mfw i deflect and kills a bastion stationed shooting at me
feels good man
>>154414251
God, the rule 63 of this pairing makes my dick diamonds
>Brash, loud aussie woman
>Shy, softspoken chinese boy
>>154420908
>>154420534
Don't give up man. People might be shit but do your best and use mic, even if they don't reply.
Just call out targets, flankers, who's shutting you down etc. Sooner or later you're bound to find like minded peeps. But find a Offense, tank and support hero that you like and just get good with them. Play only those 3 whenever needed and call out targets.
I went from 1900 -> 2650 and climbing, because I just do my best with certain heros. I would recommend getting gud with a support. (Not symmestra) because even if your teammates is shit, as long as you can keep them alive they will eventually kill the enemy team. If X hero is bullying you call it out and see your teammates most likely coming to your rescue, if not rinse and repeat.
>>154421494
>Tracer keeps flanking and getting killed by my turret
>wastes her ult on me
>hits my turret instead
>I'm already building a new one before the explosion's even cleared
>she walks up to it as it unpacks and stands still while shooting it
>oneshot her with M2
It's always better to be the hammer than the nail
>>154421753
I got once banned from posting a spoilered image of a male character without his shirt, nothing compared to the nsfw female material in the thread already
The reason was something among the lines "for posting images that might offend users"
>>154414793
>have to play with 3 sens according to this
what the fuck am i supposed to throw my mouse around in my room?
its barely moving
>>154422040
crank your dpi up lad
>>154420281
McCree counters literally every other DPS hero, and is one of the best for killing tanks and healers too.
>>154421305
i dont get it
>>154422153
according to the site if have to play with 3 sens
regardless of 800 or 1600 dpi
i want mercy to sell my soul
>>154422001
I try to do that, and supports heroes are my favorite, even though I thinks it's due to an acquired taste, since I had to pick so often.
I'll hope for the best, thank you.
>>154419982
because you're a faggot
>Have an Ana, 47 and McCree
>Their Pharah still absolutely dominates my team
I fucking
hate
this
game
>>154422446
>That many heroes that arent tanks
Dunno what you expected anon
>land 2 direct hits in a row
>"lucker"
>>154422393
Tell me something I don't know, anon
>>154422503
We had two tanks
>>154422010
>It's always better to be the hammer than the nail
Kek. A few days ago I got a POTG where I popped Molten core and smashed people to death with my hammer.
>>154422446
>47
>(47-1) / 2 = 23
SOMBRA
C O N F I R M E D
>>154421856
That happens every time I end up in a group.
>we're all having a good time
>go on a win streak and we're feeling great
>eventually our luck runs out and we get stomped
>everyone is quieter now
>nobody's pointing fingers yet but a couple people brag about medals to make sure we know it wasn't their fault
>next match we don't talk much and it's another loss
>people start to bluntly place blame
>we stay together for some reason even though we're all tilted and do one more match
>inevitably lose again
>everyone just leaves without saying a word
>all the rank I gained on the initial win streak is gone and I'm right back where I started
>get into QP against two master gengi mains going full cancer
>tfw youhook the little cunts out the air again and again
I'm tired of solo queue for placement matches, someone come queue with me and teach me the competitive T E C H
I'm 2-2-1 so farxbox 1 though
>>154422509
His tongue makes me think of these
Cleaning the area.
>>154422380
Well if you loose more then 3 in a row, take a break. Continuing on then is pointless.
Oh and one more thing, unless you get an actual response in team voice chat, don't try to form any strategy. You're most likely matched with retards, so calling out flanks / bullies are the best thing you can do. As it's easy for them to think "Oh shit! can't manage without healer, to the rescue!".
Good luck man.
>>154422446
>those heroes
>Pharah dominating
I wish I could fly freely as Pharah and not get shot down.
>>154422750
i keep forgetting that reaper even has a friendly voice line for his ult since i'm never near the damn guy
Prove to me that McCree, Lucio, Zen, Reinhardt, Zarya, 76 isn't the perfect team
>Do placements
>Get placed on fucking horrible teams
>Not a game that I didn't at least get two golds in but on average I ended up with three
>Average 20 elims and hit 50 in three different games
>Every other game is some retard going torb on offense or some shitter Widow who refuses to change or be useful
>End placements 5/5
>2445
Really fuck this system. It feels like it's just taking into account your win loss and saying fuck your personal ability. I got thrown into the worst teams by random fucking chance and was punished for it.
>>154422750
>pharah and reaper share a voiceline
What did Blizzard mean by this?
>>154422446
If there is a Pharah on the enemy team and I'm McCree, I just switch because I'm tired of hearing "ooga booga pharah killing evry 1 mac cree y u no do enything"
counter reaper how?
>>154422781
I wish I could use some of the friendly lines for myself. Don't need to change for enemies, but "Tactical Visor activated" and "Cleaning the area" sound much better and less stupid than I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS and I don't really need to comment on Reaper.
>>154422561
Why can't Reinhardt get better paring art?
Its always trash like Junk or Lucio.
Give me Reinhardt/76
>>154422856
You need a Mercy these days.
>>154422959
literally stand more than 20 inches from him
>>154422959
Notice him before he's right up your asshole
>>154422959
zarya, or get good
>>154422864
>It feels like it's just taking into account your win loss and saying fuck your personal ability
what you mean family
>>154423009
Fuck you Junkrat isn't trash
Still I'd kill for Rein76
>>154423009
I want Reinhardt/Ana :(
>>154422856
>Mei on the other team
GG
>D.Va on the other team
GG
>Bastion on the other team
GG
>Tracer on the other team
GG
>Genji on the other team
GG
>>154423009
There's some of it.
>>154422993
>I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
Woah, sounds like someone got you on sights too many times.
>>154423156
zarya counters basically all those heroes though
>>154423141
Reinhardt/Ana is so under appreciated.
>>154422959
Play McCree and deal with him at mid range. Don't let him get into 10m to shoot you.
>mfw carrying masters games onwinston
why did no noone tell me how good this guy is
>>154423194
76abuse-anon here. I want Rein to help 76 heal and get him out of his abusive relationship with Reaper with plenty of sweet, tender dickings.
C-can I write a fic about that too?
WHY ARE D.VAS CHEEKS SO FUCKING PUFFY
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>154422669
>RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURA-
>clink
>>154423360
Dear lord yes, please do
>>154423265
That's because Reinhardt is pure and shipping him with anyone is absolutely haram
>>154423209
I'm not salty about Soldier at all, even before any nerf when he was at his peak I thought he was balanced andhe is also my most played character.
I just think some of these lines try too hard to sound cool when just announcing if the ability has been activated correctly is enough.
which girl would you hug?
i think mei would be the best & softest
>>154422864
>thinking blizzard would make their Eye of the Storm of the fps genre game have a real mmr system
You literally can't even see a scoreboard of how other people are doing, this game was made for children and casuals, don't take it too seriously.
>got ult as Rein
>about to help us win the game with a nano boost from Ana
>"You're powered up, get in there!"
>suddenly Blizzard servers break, get 2000 ping and lose connection to the game
Thanks Blizzard. Loving your stable servers!
>>154423009
>Lucio
>trash
Die you piece of shit.
>>154423360
I support any fan content with the 2 grandpas
>>154423375
Doritos and Dew. Once her puberty ends, she's going to be a massive landwhale who won't even fit in her mech.
>>154423360
Anon, it's 2016 - you can do anythingeven if I personally do not approve of Reinhardt being put into lewd situations
>>154423578
Puberty doesn't last until 19, anon...
When are Reinhardt and Reaper getting buffs?
>>154422993
Thought he said "clearing the area"
>>154423360
I'm not sure if Jack's asshole will be healing while Reinhardt's up there.
>>154423681
>buffing 2 perfectly balanced heroes
are you stupid?
>>154423578
>Once her puberty ends
Nigga she's 19
>>154423508
>Activating self destruct sequence
>NERF THIS!
>>154423538
Not that guy, but LĂșcio/Rein IS non-sensical trash. Not to mention poor Lucio is like half Reinhardt's height, he wouldn't survive 100% german power.
>>154423721
he does
>>154423578
how's middle school anon?
>mfw my team gets out of the point just when we are about to capture and we lose the game
>mfw no face
Kill me
>>154423538
Lucio IS trashwhen paired with Rein.
Stick him with D.Va
>>154423786
Also lucio has shit taste in music
>>154423681
In no universe do either of those two characters need buffs. They seem like shit only if a shit person is playing them, and overpowered only if a bad person is encountering them.
>>154422570
Should have had 3
>>154423738
Jack's asshole doesn't need healing, but his soul does...
...and the only way to heal his soul is to destroy his asshole further, but in a loving and positive way.
>>154422308
Mei and her team in the overwatch station she worked at cryofroze themselves and she was the only survivor
>>154423721
He does, I'm just retarded.
>>154423974
>>154423974
>>154423974
new thread
>>154423870
>but in a loving and positive way.
>positive
I see what you did there
PSA: there is another thread already up one this one hits bump limit. Please migrate in an orderly fashion when this one can no longer be bumped:
>>154423878
>>154423878
>>154423681
Are you high
>>154422856
>76 instead of another tank
Why? Do you enjoy having your rezzes be less effective and the enemy having less hp to shoot through?
>>154423986
>>154424059
Jesus christ
>>154422883
If you play McCree and don't keep Pharah grounded then you should switch.
>>154423806
>Stick him with D.va
I thought I was the only one in these threads who liked them together, A+ taste senpai.
>>154424150
/owg/ is probably the worst general with new threads.
Every other general has occasional problems, but owg can't do it's shit right even once ever.
>>154424332
If it's Eichenwalde she's behind 7 concrete walls anyway.
>>154423805
>payload offense
>enemy mei ching chongs on the payload right before overtime
>everybody runs away
>nobody touching the payload
>lose
>>154417678
She isn't really a pure healer. Sleep darts for shutting down enemy ults and nano boosts are what sets her apart. She's not helpful if your team is incompetent however.
>>154424447
It's the waifu fags for the most part and one lonely guy trying to make threads without waifu or husbando ops
>>154421294
No time, I'd love to see you do it though. You did a great job with the first fic.
>>154423930
i thought there was a bit more to it because of the junkrat panel
>>154413042
>Be D.Va
>YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE
>Ana what the fuck are you doing I'm the worst cunt on the team to nanoboost
Every game