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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/23972
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
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>>154355336
xth for dotards have no friend to play in pizza $$ tournaments with
ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
ARTEEZY
Reminder QoP has the juiciest, most luscious ass in all of Dota
shitteezy
>>154355459
his 2 feet
Just an update
>>154355439
>tfw all my friends moved on to OW
I envy them.
REMINDER
THERE IS ONLY *ONE* HARD CARRY IN 6.88
WHO DOESN'T SUFFER THE CURSE OF ITEM SLOTS
>oh look theres an invisi hero/item in every game thanks to overbuffed silver edge & glimmer cape and slark/riki being in every game, so you need a slot for invisi
>you CANNOT ever have no tp/travels, so theres another slot wasted
every other hero is playing a 4 slot or 5 slot and 2000 gold handicap
but only hard carry gets free item slots
and that hard carry has:
>great base stats
>1.5 BAT
>+900 HP
>+28 Armor
>+130 Damage
>+40 Attack Speed
>+25% Move Speed
>AoE disable
>BKB piercing disable
>>154355552
What did he mean by this?
>>154355725
i think jimmy heard you from all the way in SEAmonkeyland
Why is life so shit?
>>154355725
only hero I've never once picked voluntarily in 4000+ games of dota. not one time.
>durr it's a hero who functions entirely by controlling another hero
so basically not a dota hero, a unit from another game, that doesn't belong in dota and accidentally made the cut during an ancient version of the game.
cannot be balanced with other heroes so will always be too good or too bad (too bad 99% of his existence)
requires 2x the inputs to get less economy than other heroes
based jimbo
I miss the days of building MoM, crit and BF on void and getting one chrono rampages :(
>>154356097
why do you need to control the spirit bear lmao?
just use it to ferry your items, or when you're already jumping on someone, blink it on top of you and right click, and maybe if you get single target stunned and they turn on you, uses the bear to save you. Thats all you need it for
your HERO has stats that make juggernaut look like a garbage melee creep
>RTZ disproving forced 50 by losing
>>154356290
doesnt belong in the game and will never, ever be competitively viable again
How do I build Bradwarden the Centaur Warrunner?
where is based sjokz bro?
>>154356381
the immortal axe and helm are both necessities, while the new warhammer set goes okay with them, unfortunately the expensive preorder version works way better.
if you don't have the warhammer set, the old Omexe set goes well with the immortals too.
>yfw chadwarden is now a fucking demon faced monster instead of the friendly old ugly-as-fuck-dude-who-you-wouldn't-want-to-run-into-in-a-dark-alley
I just want to watch arteezy win
reminder that normal people think esports and anything related to video games is fucking cringe
>>154356694
>is cringe
reminder that you are normal people, don't think for yourself and aren't made an individual by coming here
honest question, gulag.
Can I just copy paste my Dota 2 files from a usb to another computer?
Im too lazy to download all these shit.
What did RTZ say about dota 1 teams?
Watch ASL
https://www.twitch
tv/gsl
>>154357192
this is some 12 year old shit right here
>>154357192
of course you can :^)
>>154357192
Steam has an option to copy a game's files so that you can reinstall the game at another computer, is quite easy and handy.
I was the shoutouttovg person, but my fuckign twitch was buffering when I asked rtz the question about the best dota teams. what did he say?
>>154357640
i think he said fuck dota1
>>154357640
navi, wings, secret 2.0
>>154357640
how about don't presume to "shout out" for anyone here when you're fucking paying money to ask someone a question that they might flippantly answer with one sentence
a fucking video game player at that
people like you make me ashamed for the world. here, next time you have 5 dollars
http://www.jimmyv.org/
Bald pinoy man is wearing an OPPAI shirt under his suit jacket .......
>tfw playing with friends
>they pick the most retarded shit
>make the most retarded decisions and feed 24/7
>lose every single game with them
>can't even tell them what to do to not lose because "it's just a game dude"
>mfw they ask me if I want to play
Having friends is overrated.
>>154357932
dude my friend went hex before blink on tinker, there's no way you've got it worse
>>154357849
how about you don't assume to "call out" anyone here when you're on /vg/ during a friday night, when you can go out.
you're a fucking loser at that
people like you make me ashamed for the world. here, next time you have a rope follow this
Image
>>154337402
you mean Guinsoo's Scythe of Vyse?
>>154356097
>lolbabby this mad about having to actually unselect his champ
>he/she/zir thinks the essence of doturd is mashing QWER
>>154356097
Go back to LoL, we don't want you here.
how did we go from this
>>154358787
to this?
>>154355725
why mask of madness?
is funnik going to kill himself
>it's a "your team decides from the pick screen to make everything just awful" episode.
>>154358976
shut up funnek
>>154355725
>is agi based hero with free hp and armor
why people still keep build item on his bear?
>>154359127
we can only hope
Why the fuck doesn't aether lense increase nyx's impale range unlike lion does?
I legit am baffled at this whole funn1k thing.
What the fuck happened to him man, why can't anyone approach him?
Who's the best player in the world right now? Faith bian?
>>154359939
>best player
Best player in a certain position or play style maybe.
>>154359765
it does retard
Arteezy is the best dota player I have ever seen. He's the X factor that makes a team unbeatable. If you have him on your team you know until the very end of the match that it won't be lost until it's over. His mechanics when playing mid will win you any matchup that is even. If he's got even the slightest advantage he will take it and carry the game with it. If you have him on your team you will always want to have him carry aegis because he will have the highest impact on the teamfight. If you watch his perspective throughout the game you will find that he is constantly watching every lane. He's not only a mid player. He's a team player. He is the heart of the team. He is Arteezy.
Give me one good reason not to buy Dragon Lance on every single ranged hero
>>154359206
>Had to play a game of Meepo against an Axe
>Team drafted no lockdown against Spectre
>Enemy Dazzle knew how to use Shallow Grave
>Team absolutely fed every lane relentlessly
>Our PA's amazing build includes 17 minute HOTD, 38 minute Battlefury, And 46 minute PTs
>Oh great this is over>Axe didn't get BKB so I won
What an amazing way to start my birthday.
>>154360312
Clinkz has no use for the stats nor the range, Soul Ring into Desolator is the superior build.
Troll is technically a ranged hero but you will do most, if not all, of your fighting as a melee.
Skywrath, Leshrac and every other "caster" hero has no need for memelance.
>>154359939
peter
don't mind me, I got a game to lose.
JUST
The music RTZ listens is so fucking bad
I rather listen to Miracle's shit tier pop metal
>>154360709
>only real game he legit wins is some US West 5k shitter game with a riki sucking his cock the whole gaming and dying repeatedly afterwards.
I'm going to blogshit my Normal Skill games all day in /d2g/ today and you can't stop me.
>you will never fuck her tight asshole
>>154360913
>tight
REMINDER
aui's new team & sumail's new team about to play in the SEA LAN
don't miss out!
Someone give me a fresh Puck build. I feel like making that shitty overused pun repeatedly in allchat today.
>>154361061
What
>>154360709
Honestly what's stopping people from just stream sniping him for free easy MMR?
I guarantee every other game he plays where he streams (and this goes for most popular streamers), there's a stream sniper.
Why wouldn't you stream snipe? It's literally free MMR.
>>154361061
lmfao you deserve this (you)
How the fuck do I kill waternigger?
>>154360913
>her
How do I break spirits?
>>154361280
anon stop
you are making me even harder
>>154360913
who?
>>154359007
outdated meme
there isnt even a savage roar in that pic, look close
modern LD carry build is to get hotd / echo saber / shadow blade / basher / bkb
@154361XXX
friendly reminder that avatarfagging is against the rules
>>154361082
bottle -> treads -> wand -> blink -> orchid -> linkens -> bloodthorne -> rapier -> travels -> rapier.
>>154361608
Fuck off to rebbit if anime triggers you
>>154361082
octarine core, bottle
find an arcane rune
go into enemy fountain and spam your 3.25 phase shift every 3.15 seconds
ncie game dotards
>>154361664
wow so sugoi senpai
>>154361795
that's just straight up good playing and reactions from you anon.
well played indeed
>>154361907
t-that's Alohadance not me ;_;
>>154360418
>I can farm 7 minute soul ring + travels on tinker and lose despite going 16-4-14
>my opponents can farm 16 minute travels with soul ring recipe in their inventory and win despite going 8-7-12
should I just make a new account with lower MMR?
would you let her fuck you
even if you know every time she rides you are getting dumber?
>>154361795
Woah, woah, wait... Cleave damage applies Echo Sabre's slow?
>>154356551
if that's your idea of a good-looking outfit on a hero, you're fucking garbage in taste and fashion sense
John Connor... it is time.
>>154361970
wew well still really good webm you've got`
>>154362132
t-thanks anon-kun
Whos the girl in BTS SEA tourney stream
>tfw your board gets hijacked by alt right faggots who forget the true enemy: the jew
holy fuck arteezy fuck my asshole
>>154362497
>>154362551
>>rtz gets bloodstone on tinker
he probably just wants to be able to push more without having to tp to base as often
why does twitch run like crap on chrome?
if I open it on chrome it's like the pc is struggling, dragging a window around the screen you see it "jumping" instead of sliding fluidly, and dota on the other screen runs at 30 fps
if I open the same stream on firefox with same quality/settings all works well and I can drag the window around the screen fluidly and dota on the other screen runs at 120 fps normally
why do people use chrome?
>>154362551
>RTZ loses at everything
And?
why is donald such a cuck I wish he would stop dying all the time
>>154362806
It's because Chrome vacuums up VRAM and competes for resources with the Twitch stream.
Gotta keep that Google botnet running smoothly.
>>154362702
rtz is ignorant of guardian greaves on tinker and so are you
literally not aware of how they work or what they do
>>154362932
no he knows about how it works on tinker
>>154362932
The joke is he uses the suicide instead of TPing back because he's an idiot
> Jimmy 'nigger lips' Ho the last NA hope lost to peenoise
YOU CANNOT AND I REPEAT YOU CANNOT MAKE THAT SHIT UP
Anyone else listen to old strategy games music while grinding mmr
I would just play a strategy game if there were any alive ;_;
What's the hero to play if I want to get rampages like a Peruvian on his last hour at the Internet café?No, I don't mean "0", I mean the ideal version of this scenario concocted in the Peruvian's mind where he gets an hour free because he stole all the kills on the map
>>154362982
no he doesn't
why would you claim that
hes never done greaves tinker
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/86745912/matches?hero=tinker
he's gone manta and necrobook and mask of madness and diffusal and maelstrom and never once greave
>>154361907
actually it's poor play from the timbersaw who tried to chain past him rather than at him and completely missed chakram twice
there are few heroes capable of doing as many fatal instances of damage over as wide of an area as timbersaw in this webm. actually, there are none other than timbersaw
>>154363012
you guys think Artour is in the path to being emotionless like his esport father Fear?
>>154363190
he just never thought it was worth the slot, its badsoulring but way more expensive and gimmicky
he just tried it out in demo mode and never touched it in a real game
>>154363183
Zeus
>>154363271
do you have any evidence to back this up or just talking out of your ass
>>154363405
i've watched every single arteezy stream except like two of them because I was sick
>>154363183
Crystal Maiden juking the enemy team and team wiping them with your ult
>>154363405
if you're really that mad about no one playing that shitty meme build then boot up the game and get to it lad
what the fuck was wraithking doing the entire game
>>154363431
and I've watched every RTZ stream ever. no exceptions
and he's never touched greaves tinker
>meepo and tinker losing a game
Who would have thought
Every Tinker game ever
>>154363651
>2 farm vacuums in one game on a single team
>what was he doing
Not getting farm, duh
>>154363565
That picture is so stupid. Everyone knows women only have their pupils shaped as hearts while being stuffed with phat cocks.
>>154363737
since you think greaves tinker is good I'm gonna go ahead and just say your memory is faulty then
>>154363853
Where did i say that?
>>154363853
I'm PSG and I won with greaves tinker the first time I ever really tried to play tinker
>>154363853
whoops meant for the other guy
>>154363917
>yfw psg actually fell for the greaves meme
lmao what a dubmass
>>154364042
>yfw you play the same prescribed builds every single game, and the same small pool of heroes, never having fun or experimenting because "muh wins"
>yfw you then fail to ever be significant in any way in this game or community, but hey, muh wins
blows my mind that some people here build the same shit on the same heroes every game
>SEA DOTO
SEA DOTO
>SEA DOTO
SEA DOTO
>SEA DOTO
SEA DOTO
>SEA DOTO
SEA DOTO
>SEA DOTO
SEA DOTO
>>154364101
psg you are a retard
this is the equivalent of buying battlefury on medusa
RABBIT STEW
famous arteezy wisp boys
This guy is Ghost Revenant?
>>154363271
>its bad soulring but more expansive
then build 2 soul rings
>>154364152
no it's more like the equivalent of building blink or force on drow which i told everyone to do 3 years ago and is still the best thing to do on her because the hero needs 0 damage items
but people like you literally can't theorycraft, can't adapt to individual games, etc, you just build the same "ideal" items every single game
one of the most hilarious things about this community is that people think having 4x or 5x mmr means they understand the first thing about game balance or design... you've played and been good at one video game ever vs my hundreds
>>154364303
psg you are a retard if you think im going to read your nonsense
dont even know why you bothered
>>154364348
this isn't a conversation, it is one way me saying things to you and being done. bye now!
>ranked all pick>random first pick
>centaur
>team picks pudge (offlane with me), ursa (jungle), silencer (mid), enchantress (solo safe) against necro, lifestealer, tinker, enigma and timber
>obviously dont bet my streak on it
>pudge speaks english but doesnt hit any significant hooks, at least he buys wards
>enchantress doesnt get any farm against timber
>silencer dies to tinker
>ursa afk farms 30 minutes
>i screw up first blood against lifestealer but otherwise dont feed
>t2s everywhere are dead, ursa still farming, score is in their favor
this is where the magic started
when ursa and i got our blinks, we just synced
every opportunity, however slight it may be, without any communication, we just both went in balls deep and skullfucked anybody, turned the game around and got an ez win from there
thanks ursa for not being a pussy carry like everybody else anytime i get an initiator
>>154364262
no, because the next heroes are wyvern outrider and sissy. ghost revenant isn't that useful of a hero but wyvern outrider has one of the best ultimates to add to the game for pro play.
>Arteezy beating OD mid with Wisp.
>>154364303
reminder
http://pastebin.com/vzfuE6GF
"i know the game i do shit like check the other players mana pool theres nothing i dont do you have to understand i've been playing video games for almost 30 years every skill that exists in dota is natural to me"
PSG conversed with this man a year and a half ago and is still so fucking shit despite dota being "natural" to him. Hiow fucking dogshit can you be lamo, you should be at least 4k by now but its constant le booga mooga ooga and whining.
>>154364512
reminder that you cling to a pastebin that nobody has ever bothered to read that i dont even have the url of myself
reminder that it has never mattered how good you are because you don't play on teams, don't make money, don't stream, and aren't a personality
i don't even bother coming here anymore because this place is fuckin SAD and look at you STILL clinging onto pastebin urls and shit
>>154364483
yes you automatically win mid when you have a ranged nuke and the opponent doesn't. true story
Is Arteezy white?
>>154364749
Artour is an honorary white
http://www.liquiddota.com/blogs/513424-trivia-wingsy-reveals-girlfriend
>play dota2
>get gf
>>154364749
slav, nonwhite
>>154364775
there is no such thing as honorary whiteness and you certainly wouldn't be one to hand it out if it were so
>>154364631
>you cling to a pastebin that nobody has ever bothered to read
it has over 200 hits
>it has never mattered how good you are
then why bother playing a competitive game and try to become popular on an anonymous image board if it just doesn't matter?
>i don't even bother coming here anymore
then why are you here now you fucking loser
>>154364820
i didn't ever try to become popular i simply became known because i am interesting. you are some worthless anon who isn't known because you aren't interesting
>then why are you here now you fucking loser
because it's fun to make fun of you. suck my dick stupid euro trash faggot
see you never again when quake comes out! :)
>she will never suck your dick while looking you in the eyes
why live?
>>154364809
>there is no such thing as honorary whiteness
Wrong. You forgot the Japanese.
could you two queers get a fucking room
this is my d2g
xth for my cheating waifu
>>154364953
oh you mean the most disgusting, vile people who have ever trod upon this green earth? the most inhuman and hateful society to ever exist?
didn't we blow them the fuck up with nuclear bombs until they started worshipping cartoons and cutting off the sides of their jawbones? yeah, that's what I thought...not white, learned about what white is though.
>>154364042
so you built an item that gives you infinite mana on tinker
and then you built dagon, so you could blink in, dagon someone once and get stunned and die
did you miss the part where LLC_UAE goes aghanims every game and just spams missiles from offscreen
Who has the best victory animation?
>>154364953
>creators of anime
>the #1 destroyer of young western minds
>white
fuck off
>Have to wait another week until Arteezy team is announced.
hate this shit desu.
>>154365052
just mechanically learning the hero, did greaves meme because i didn't want to do the tping back and forth shit and just focus on skills
after 1 game i dont understand how you can ever not have bots so it seems kinda pointless
>>154364893
>i didn't ever try to become popular
Absolutely delusional. You put your name out there constantly with gameshitting posts of all kinds over the past couple years. You are not interesting, in fact nobody here seems to like you and that has been something consistent for these past couple of years. You have no idea who I am nor how popular my posts are on a daily basis because I choose to stay anonymous. I could imitate all the known posters here and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
>it's fun to make fun of you
Absolutely delusional. How dense can you be to not have realized we are laughing at you not with you.
>yurop
>being up this early in the morning on a weekend
Go exercise or something you bald fuck
>hero has no hands
>can hold 2 dragon lances
doturdS?
>>154365127
it's whatever the new EG is. pretty obvious.
would you let them coil around your body playing with your penis and nipples even if you knew you would eventually fall asleep an turn to stone to never again wake up?
>>154365142
>fter 1 game i dont understand how you can ever not have bots so it seems kinda pointless
jesus fucking christ
its like watching a chicken trying to solve a maze or a dog keep bouncing its head on a door because the stick its carrying is too wide to fit through
how do people like you go to sleep without worrying about choking to death in the night
>>154365191
>You put your name out there constantly with gameshitting posts of all kinds over the past couple years
yes and you hid your name as if that was important to you to be part of some "we" here. I didn't. it takes more effort to hide your name than to show it
>wannh nobody likes you
what effort was ever made to be liked just curious
tl;dr rest of it
>>154365106
>anime promotes racial homogeneity and sexual purity
Seems pretty white to me.
>>154365209
I refuse to believe PPD is THAT retarded to fall for it again.
>>154365010
>Named honorary Aryans by fucking Hitler
>Not white
>>154365270
>can't assimilate into board culture because he is an attention seeking 30 year old imbecile who doesn't get enough love from his cheating girlfriend
whatever go be natural at some other game and shit up another general with low quality posts and ideas
>>154365408
Friendship knows no bounds, anon.
>>154365253
no really it's more like a teen trying to dick ride every single post i make to show how much cooler you are
>i hate you psg!!!! I'll respond nonstop!!!!!!!
keep going it's worked all this time :))
YOU'RE THE INSPIRATION.
>>154365079
Veno.
>>154365408
>PPD
anon...
>>154365458
no, its more like you're too fucking retarded to realize building guardian greaves and boots of travel aren't mutually exclusive
>>154365446
>assimilate into board culture
yeah bro let me just sacrifice my ACTUAL personality to become a fucking ACTUAL normie like you-- a person of no merit who sees blending in as the ultimate escape
I'm not, and will never be, like you. You are like everyone else, despite coming here and thinking you aren't. Fucking normie.
"Board culture" which is fucking smug anime girl faces and cropped porn here. I AM the culture of this fucking thread, faggot
I'm the main character of this world.
guys i finally found a dota community on discord that i fit in with and its amazing
theres a foodies channel and people are just sharing recipes
and another channel are people looking to stack
theres even a raffle going on to encourage people to play together
maybe i can make friends now guys... wish me luck!
>>154365218
>not posting the nsfw one with dusa and shaman
you know what im talking about
>>154365551
Is this tiago? Seems a bit different.
If not why is he using tiagospacing?
>>154365574
I found the /tf2g/ Discord. It seems there's at least one person there who's a an expert in any subject but the game.
Hell, /tf2g/ in general seems to talk about anything but the game because it's assumed everyone there is an expert at it.
who's the cutie
when I clicked they were already ingame
>>154365651
It's actually called reddit spacing.
uhhh dough turds?
>>154365789
Taking the piss on league, love it. Add it to the game!
>>154365551
Your actual personality is fucking worthless you sack of shit. Your posts are fucking abhorrent you gargantuan shitter. You have been shunned from this general for so long yet you still come here thinking you belong. You are not culture. You are waste seeping through the cracks. Hot garbage that has been laying outside the restaurant yet thinking it belongs on the main course. You're no main character. Nobody here likes you. Nobody wants you here. Nobody cares about you. You should just leave now and never come back.
>people seriously replying to psg
stop touching the stove you fucking retards
>>154365749
ah found her
biancake
I wouldn't mind eating her cake honestly, too bad it's probably getting sea creampies daily
>tfw forced to solo queue because i'm too intelligent to have friends
>>154365682
the discord im in is a grills mostly community so they promote stuff like positivity and shit like that but they're super chill
lots of high level streamers too
>>154365950
>meremsolomon.jpg
>>154365950
I'm sorry to hear that anon.
>>154365789
>>154365831
>tfw you can motorboat brood while breeding her from behind for more youngs
When will Valve remove Morphling and Mirana from their game?
>>154366050
>>154365789
Unless they remake her voice, this doesn't work.
>>154365789
>>154366050
w-where do you put it
>>154366176
Ill put it inside your butt, fuccboi
>>154366201
>>154366087
How? She still uses her mandibles. The "woman" is just to lure in men so she can eat them.
>>154366176
you ask Rubick the Greatest Magician to ever exist to polymorph her into a human
>>154365875
are you implying that i cannot, in fact, be countered?
>>154365789
>>154366050
I don't get it?
>>154366264
>It's a "The only counter to Meepo on our team does not buy BKB and loses the game" episode
Epic.
>pick clinkz
>win early
>lose late
>still had fun because I knew I would lose
dotards
>>154364483
>missed it
>go check VoD
>this video is only available to subscribers.
>>154365789
That's kind of surreal actually.
>>154360418
Happy birthday anon!!!
>>154360418
Happy bday anon!
>>154365831
How is that cosmetic pissing on LoL? I'm interested for shittposting purposes.
>>154366943
Even if it's a gross spider, SLAP TITS ON IT! Like literally every female champ in lol.
>>154366821
>>154366938
It's my birthday tomorrow, can you do this for me too, tomorrow?
We need more Sheever
>>154367028
Me too, I am a dota player, and I am bitter, because I play Dota, and I am not happy, which I would be if I played league!
>It's a you woke up early because you slept with too many blankets and you got way too hot and now your sleep schedule is once again ruined episode
Ugh...what can I do now?
>>154360418
Happy d-day, anon!
>>154367030
I will be here tomorrow as well, just for you
>>154367030
No, fuck you dude.
>>154367030
No, you didn't post a lewd picture.
>>154367150
improve your mmr
you play better when you're sleep deprived
Who the fuck is on MVP now?
>>154367030
Yes!!!!
>tfw you wake up just as RTZ stream is ending
JUST
>>154367318
Febby in pos 1 for some reason, DuBu, QO, and 2 whos.
http://blog.dota2.com/2016/09/terror-from-the-deep
HOLY SHIT SLARDAR REMODEL LOOKS DOPE AS FUCK
>Extreme harassment
>>154367459
>>154367291
The images I save are too lewd for /d2g/.
>>154367478
>my real name
How can you fuck up this hard?
>>154367478
>writing anything on your fucking profile
>not privating your profile
>having enough fucking information out on the internet so people can find your real name based on your fucking steam profile
>being this stupid
>actually caring about what some dumb retard spends his time on
>thinking any fucking player out of 1000 will do anything more than leaving mean comments on his fucking guides letalone doing anything in real life
>not just blocking shit up and ignoring it knowing the person who does it either gets bored with his project or wastes more time
I don't get it, you've got the block button RIGHT there. It takes more effort to make an account and invite you to a group or leave a comment than it takes to block a player and disable comments on your guides for a few months..
>>154367478
>random people add me
>thers ignore/block button
>EXTREME HARASSMENT
>be nobody
>people create fake accounts "impersonating" you
>EXTREME HARASSMENT
>they downvote me shitty guides
>EXTREME HARASSMENT
Fuck that faggot honestly, nigga just fucking press ignore
>>154367478
nigga turn off the screen! Nigga close your eyes!
>>154367478
hahaha nigga just walk away
How do I get good at Phantom Assassin? I just get so under farmed when I play her because I'm used to range or support. I only want to learn her because I got gifted her arcana.
>>154367923
>how do I play easiest role in dota 2
>how do I play easiest carry in dota 2
You fucking farm creeps, than you farm enemies mongoloid. ffs/
>>154367923
There's no tactic to PA, you literally pick and worship any pagan god and hope they favor you.
>>154368006
>farming creeps as pa
>not farming heroes straight away
Enjoy having 3 skills instead of 4.
>>154367923
Max dagger first and use it to get every last hit in the lane. Then go battlefury if the game is quite slow, or skip it if you want to fight early
>>154367923
Max Q first, Max W after, Take Ult when possible
Start Q W Q E Q R then onwards from there
Buy Battlefury
Buy Phase
Buy Vlads
Buy Deso
Buy BKB if needed
Throw dagger at someone, if it crits, spam pings on them and jump with your team and hope for a crit in your next attacks.You can also buy:
Moonshard
Moonshard x2
Moonshard + Eaten Moonshard
Echo Sabre + Moonsahrd
Skadi
Butterfly
Moonshard
Life is awesome, I confess. What I do, I do best . You got nothing, I got tested? yes. and Im best, yes. Lay me down tonight, my 99% boys. I fucked my way up to the top . Go baby, Just move on, go This is my shore, go, baby go 1%. Im a dragon, you are a whore. Dont even know, what you are good for MEMEKEKCKING THIS STUPID TROLLS, IS FUCKING BORE to me, but baby Lay me down tonight in your natural moonlight. I fucked my way top the top, this is my shore . Need you my moon police, to stay against retards. So tonight, you can lay down tonight in my linen light of moon Im your favorite boy, ive made mistakes, but this is my shore Go baby go, this is my show. I breath my fans, I need my moon police. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I even trying to imagine singing it with her
Welcome to dark paradise, All my friends ask me why I stay strong? Some ppl suit me better then my favorite sweater. And I know that love is mean and love hurts. But I still remember the day, we talked in December. I were sorta rock lover , but I grew up on a hip-hop. I was waiting million years, but ppl kept think im weak.
Big dreams gangster, you thought you can make money from me for nothing? I stil waiting the day I will meet you. Promise, I will remeber you, say this now, you remember it. oh baby, thats alright, Im better then you. I will prove it anyway, I just want it like before. I wanna show you, your real place. I will wait for it million years. Hate some bitches more, then even before.
Dancing in a dark, with my beaty queen style. Lies above, oh fuck, Im tired of this shit Nothing scares my anymore, Kiss me before you go CISsadness. Baby, you can go, I got my moon dress tonight. Dancing in the dark with it tonight. Im feeling alive, oh god. Honeys, Im on fire. I just wanted you to know, I just got some CISsdaness. so, ohohoho.
I feel it in the air, nothing scares my anymore. Kiss me hard and go. Summertime sadness. James Dean? For sure, love hurts remember it, dont hurt love.
>enemy team are all at least 2k hours played
>me and my friend both have at least 2k hours played
>everyone else on my team has less than 60 fucking games to their name
>the "ME MID" retard has literally played the game for only 6 hours
what the fuck
>>154368315
Google "smurf".
>>154368202
>>154368059
Sorry, I'm new to MOBAs and Dota 2. This is my first week and I only have 20 hours played so far. I'm really liking the clutch swaps with vengeful or the tower sniping Drow.
>>154368026
>pagan
What?
Anyone knows when can i see team NP play?
quick, tell me the most meme build out there
>>154368452
yea they're playing right now
>>154368369
The problem is that they played like people who actually played that many games of dota in their life, i.e. shit.
Olds here?
>>154368464
What? Where?
>>154368460
A fed medusa with divine rapier
>>154367478
And that is exactly why this situation needs to be addressed before it gets out of hand.
If you're willing to spend so much time just to mess with someone, then you have to be fucked up on a pretty good level in the head. And there is no saying what a mentally unstable person can do.
Better safe than sorry. Good thing the guy brought it up. Hopefully someone at Valve can help him out on the matter
>>154368516
The average age of this general is around 14 judging from the twitch eceleb dickriding and edge.
>>154368516
I'm 25 and I hate dota but I can't stop playing it because I've already spent years on trying to git gud. And i'm still not. Fuck.
this stupid trash talking is the worst thing on earth
>>154368460
wraith king with aghanims refresher
>>154368516
Sadly I'm only 20 and new here and to dota 2
>>154368460
wow, whos the qt mate?
>>154368823
ella freya
Im in the mood of playing lycan.
How should i do it?
>>154368460
Will forever and always be refresher orb WK.
Used to be legit before Orb's dps stats got nerfed.
>>154368948
buy echosaber instead of vlads
>>154368460
who is this young helen hunt looking cunt
Time to play some Dota.
Stalkers get in.
Envy finally realised he belongs in a tier 3 team and all is well in the world.
>>154369024
>actually having more APC albums than mer de noms
>actually listening to them beyond like 2001
some music has a shelf life
>>154369024
>He fell for the FLAC meme
>>154369073
It's not enough, he should quit pro dota so all the filth weeb shit would die down too.
>>154369097
Maynard is a living god of male vocal.
>>154369126
>he's a deaf poorfag
>>154369169
>Maynard is a living god of male vocal.
>>154369126
Could I get a source on this thank you.
>>154368986
Radiance Refresher Aghs is still legit because that's 17 guaranteed seconds just from reincarnation and wraith form of Radiance burn and then another 7 seconds of them running away from you before you actually die.
>>154369240
>shit taste
as expected of 2k dotard
>>154369024
>FLAC
>>154369024
>not using Tomorrow
off yourself
>>154369024
>>154369126
>>154369390
Hearing the difference now isn't the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA - it's about 15kbps on IDE, but only 7kbps on SCSI, due to rotational velocidensity. You don't want to know how much worse it is on CD-ROM or other optical media.
I started collecting MP3s in about 2001, and if I try to play any of the tracks I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 320kbps, they just sound like crap. The bass is terrible, the midrange…well don’t get me started. Some of those albums have degraded down to 32 or even 16kbps. FLAC rips from the same period still sound great, even if they weren’t stored correctly, in a cool, dry place. Seriously, stick to FLAC, you may not be able to hear the difference now, but in a year or two, you’ll be glad you did.
>>154369504
I'm so fucking sick of this copypasta
>>154369504
Nice pasta.
>>154369504
Damn straight, my dota lost all heroes but underlord and techies to rotational velocidensity.
>>154369504
this
you know how your computer can get very dusty? well that's not actually dust
that's all the kb that flew off of your HDD thanks to rotational velocidensity.
>>154369407
>tomorrow
What? Some nu-male feature I don't even know and care about?
epic memeing dotards, if only you were as good at the game.
Bloodthorne is CORE on Pitlord.
what if rupture worked like mana leak
>>154369837
what's bloodthorne?
>>154369920
If it did % hp damage instead of just distance?
> 4/6/8% hp loss per 200 units
Sounds op.
>>154370014
it's a videogame by Valve
>teammate picks medusa
>they build linkens/manta
>proceed to do nothing
>lose game in 30 minutes
Whoever came up with this linkens/manta meme on Medusa should be put down. I almost always lose every single time a teammate picks Medusa
>>154370159
>check picture
>licensed by *nintendo*
>official *nintendo* product
>super *nintendo* entertainment system
>published by *interplay*
>"""""valve"""""
at least you didn't say something full retard like blizzard
>>154370473
lmaothat being said i miss the old times when Blizzard made good games
>>154369723
>play dotes
>try to itemize as little as possible while having high impact in clashes
It gets boring doing all the farming
removing a major was a mistake
fuck treating the players like princesses
>>154370534
the last good game blizzard made was Warcraft III
that was like, 14 years ago
why are you still on this board shitposting about video games
go raise your kids and toil in the office
>>154370816
>he fell for the growing up trap
>>154364809
Apparently uzbeks speak turkic language. So he is turk rather than slav.
Don't you fucking dare to use drugs on Manila Major or I'll fucking kill you kids.
I SNATCH EVERY MOTHERFUCKER H ERO
holy shit the cuckoldry of reddit never ends
there was this guy that made a thread about being harassed: the guy played with someone some time then deleted him but that other guy started "harassing" him
so everyone upvoted this thread into space
next day some random says he was matched with the "bully" and posts match, everyone telling him to crush the bully and the dude goes afk jungle zeus throwing the game, chatting with the "bully" turns out he boosted the guy and the "harassed" guy didn't pay him lmao
>>154365789
Shendelzare, is that you ?
>>154370816
i'll be applying for jobs next week. As much as i hate it, i'm going to become a fucking normie wageslave soon anon.
>>154369504
>combination of 1s and 0s deteriorate
wew
Twitch chat for SEA events is always hilarious, lots of small brown people who each think they're the master race all shitting on each other.
Why is bts showing this shitty SEA event
>>154371265
pls die
aside from Riot & Blizzard
how come no other company can even come close to compete with Valve? even tf2 can't be surpassed by any other game
Is this literally the ourest of teams?
>>154371707
>jacky mao
>anything close to "our guy"
>>154371707
I can't help but to think this team is gonna fail.
>>154360418
It's my birthday too. I played as bounty hunter for the first time in ages, and won.I removed my birth date from Facebook so that nobody would say happy birthday to me
>>154371707
>shitskin
>shitskin
>Down syndrome retard
>chink
>numale
looks like they are
How do i play as Anti-Mage ? In my 2k games they often make their teams lose as they do nothing but afk farm and then proceed to flame their teams.
>>154371707
>brown
>gigabrown
>autistic chink
>auistic chink
>canadian lumberjack + swede bald halfbreed
>>>>>our guys
>>154370816
>warcraft for narutards
>good
warcrap 3 ruined the franchise
Team NP = Team Anime
>>154371864
back to your board
>>154371864
Team No Pussy
>>154371783
Vanguard Bfury basher
>>154372025
True you're not in it
>>154372039
i wasn't talking about itemisation but rather when to engage in team-fights. The enemy AM had Bfury/Manta/Basher but was 0/0/3 when the game finished it minute 28.
>>154372185
you fight if the opponents force it near your tower and your allies are capable of reacting decently. you don't fight if it's your allies making a move and trying to create space.
once you have manta you can fight all the fights unless you specifically want to rat.
NERF.
MORPHLING.
>>154372185
>no EHP AM
>gets 0/0/3
Not really surprising since that's a rat build.
>>154371287
>as much as i hate it i'm going to become a productive member of society soon
>>154364953
Japs are red pill af love this country
Team NP
Team Numale and Poos
?
>>154371841
warcraft 3 was the greatest RTS ever created and easily top 20 games of all time
starcrump shitters can go talk about how much better it was to have no hotkey for buildings or rally points
WC3 was the greatest there ever was or will be
>>154372518
that has changed completely in the past couple decades
>>154372618
I'm literally living here. No.
Jacky is the MC of professional Dota.
>>154372953
> not posting link to dotabuff
>>154372953
>he didn't go full retard
yeah nice one losing your team the game
>>154372953
afk anti-mage
I haven't played in 2 months. Did anything change or I can still pick Axe/Omni and dominate games ?
>>154373104
I actually was AM, didnt have chance to go AFK though. Fountain camping started at 16 min.
>>154372986
They actually blamed me because they were 3 stack.
>display driver stopped responding and has recovered
>tried everything
>search deeper on google
>find thermal paste meme
>go outside and bought one
>watch youtube and apply thermal paste
>ThisIsGreat.jpg
>Things are applied as youtube says and starts pc
>It was good
>no more display driver stopped responding and has recovered meme
>It was good
>for 30 minutes
>it fucking hang
>search deeper on web on about applying thermal paste
>copy some image
>launch dota, watch replay
>pc turned off itself
>raging again
>picks up thermal paste
>fuckthisshit.jpeg
>applied thermal paste to whole graphics driver and whole card of processor and the hot parts beside
>i dont understand my pc anymore
great day
>>154373169
Do you have brain problems?
>>154373169
mistaken driver for card, fuck this im going to play mario esports
>>154373169
your cpu is fried
what did he mean by this?
>>154373169
Did you remember to also apply it to your eyeballs?
>>154373378
do girls really enjoy corny shit like that
>>154373378
>has to kidnap a girl and bring her to a microisland in the ocean so she can't escape while 'asking' her for marriage
glad to see I'm not alone
>>154372953
You believe you know pain?
let me show you the depths of human misery
>>154373439
I'm pretty sure the romantic prince is one of their main fantasies
>>154373439
Really depends if she is normal or demented.
If she is normal she wants what all girls want, a prince. If she is not well she wants everything exactly opposite.
>>154373509
but i bet it smells like rotten seaweed where they are and i doubt he can play the violin for shit
i see why girls would like dendi but not why they would like something like that
>>154373509
>the romantic prince
are you talking about little girls? I'm a woman and my main fantasy is getting pounded in every hole by 3 fat black cocks
>>154373263
i fucking did everything
>tdrdelay
>clean uninstall
>safe mode
>cmd powershit
>wash it and dry under the sun or dryer
and my last resort was this thermal paste shit and it still suck.
im losing my mind and i cant find them
>>154372614
>greatest RTS of all time
>warcraft 3
strange way to spell Supreme Commander: Forged Alliance
>inb4 subhuman non-white narrativists disagree
>>154373598
>>154373480
>>154373378
but thats not dendi and that picture is old AF
>>154373579
>If she is normal she wants what all girls want, a prince.
You know, out of all the bullshit theroy crafting that's ever taken place on /d2g/, that is without a doubt the most wrong thing that has ever been typed here. Please never EVER attempt to voice an opinion when it comes to anything outside killing yourself ever again.
>>154373639
>Wash it and dry under the sun or dryer
>>154373160
Omni is still autowin
>>154373598
Landcuck detected lmao
>>154373439
>implying you wouldn't enjoy it if a person you liked did something like that for you
>>154373771
fuck off slardar you are an ugly cuck
>>154373679
What's your problem ?
You were a prince to your ex and she dumped you for Chad ?
>>154373836
Wow, what a nice boy :D
>get a game
>shitlord picks spec and doesnt even get a radi by 30 mins
>report him because he was a shitter and flaming
>next game
>same guy on my team
>someone on the enemy team dodges
thank god
HOW IS FUCKING DIRGW AGHS BALANCED
>>154359939
the guy who plays oracle for wings
>>154373439
>do girls really enjoy corny shit like that
They live in Ukraine, like the poorest country of Europe. And Dendi earns some good money with Navi simply being on salary and from selling ads and merchandise. And there's a chance to travel together with him.
A poor Ukrainian girl would marry him without a doubt.
>>154364893
>>154365191
>>154365270
>>154365446
>>154365551
>>154365840
you're both autistic and need to go back to r9k
I'm new
What the fuck are the lines above visage
>>154373836
Man that looks nothing like soe, what is up with you autists and these shitty nude attempts
>>154374961
Web cartridges like spider-man
>>154374961
when your team mates take damage they fill up and make your nuke do more damage
dont worry about it much, visage is a shit hero and you shouldnt play him until he is buffed in a meaningful way
Why isn't clock picked anymore? What's wrong with him?
I don't even see him in pubs
>>154361093
Id fucking snipe u cumicum
>most unfriendly
>americunts and russians
really makes u think...
>P-PLEASE SPONSOR OUR TEAM
L O L.
>>154375780
>boston
>friendlier than baltimore and dc
this is total bullshit lmao, bostonians are the rudest fucking people on earth
>unranked very high skill
>ranked normal skill
JUST
>>154375425
hes not an iron talon hero and you don't need suicide offlaners anymore. farming offlaners such as void and timber are much more popular
>>154375945
im in the same boat m8, playing unranked fora year might not have been the best idea
>>154375843
boston isn't rude it's just very irish
>>154375945
Timber is overbuffed piece of shit
>>154375780
>marseille and cannes
>2 of the cities with the most arabs
really made me think
I really hope you are not using anime avatars in Dota specifically neo-anime of 2008-20016.
>>154356097
>picked morphling
>picked invoker
>picked motherfucking arc warden, the literal double hero hero
>hasnt picked lone druid
>proceeds to call ld bad because he's 2 heroes in one
What in the absolute fuckery did he mean by this?
>tfw you fucked up and went full NEET instead of semiNEET
EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE
https://twitter.com/Blitz_DotA/status/774609387243659264
MUTE ALL PLAYERS
>>154373639
When this persists it typically means either the gpu or the CPU needs to be replaced. Something's clearly wrong. Take it to a computer repair shop to get it checked out.
who is the dumb slut casting
>>154375784
Well it wouldn't be the first time, C9 had also a crunchyroll sponsorship while with EE
what an exceptionally dead thread
dotards never cease to amaze
>QO is good
>losing to tier infinity gigawhos
Wtf is wrong with winter?
>MVP taking rax
"Well if power win one fight then meepo can carry the game"
What a faggot
>>154366313
Polymorph is spiritual/occult effect, not magic, e.g. Lion, Rhasta, Cult of Vyse
This looks like exactly the same thing Lelouch did.
>>154377526
What, get boosted, then cry to reddit when you refuse to pay and the booster throws a shitfit?
>>154377526
thanks reddit spy
To revivify the thread let's post husbandos. I'll start with the best one
when's the patch/espawts? i'm bored as hell here
>tfw you have none to play with.
>>154373865
>Implying slardar
Niggah I'm an admirtal got my own fuckign boat
>>154377779
You can play with me!
truly bulldog's stream of him watching nahaz's chimpout was the best thing ive seen today
>>154376037
Frankfurt also.
>Nahaz has been absent since the mafia incident
That was literal career suicide right?
>>154377804
Don't lie anon.
>>154377932
Im not lying, why would i lie
>>154377887
it is actually the funniest shit
hes a grown ass man losing his marbles over a game of mafia
>>154358174
Satanic on Zeus....
>>154377887
Yea Sheever didn't even go into the details she only said it was ''inappropriate''
>>154377601
Nah, just stalk you in every Dota game, make screenshots to post them on /d2g/ with some poor shitposts, then attempt to stalk you on 4chan as well and even follow you in other games you play. All of that with steam profile / in game spam of course.
Mentally ill people are like that.
>>154377974
Source?
Am I a shitter if I don't get any kills as dazzle? Got abused for it last game.
>>154377962
People usually do that here.
Who is the edgiest hero?
>>154378025
He's been trying to force the "nahaz raped sheever" meme for a while now, ignore it.
>>154378193
terrorblade
>Just stack with vg maymay
>>154378180
Well im not lying
Any 1ks want to play with me? I'm nice I swear. Just bad at the game.
>>154368460
Mask of madness, Soul ring, Phase, Dragon Lance 2x Daedalus IO
>>154378202
>meme
Some things are better that way I guess
DUDE REACTIVE ARMOR LMAO
'sup 'lag
>>154378262
But you need to post cute anime girls if you want to befriend someone!
time for jimmy
>>154378627
Ill post whatever i want
Is Jimmy actually an american?
He looks more to a seamonkey tbqh
>pick void
>win
>pick void
>win
>pick void
>win
>dont pick void
>lose
>dont pick void
>lose
>pick void again
>win
I foresaw your death the moment you were born.
So Jimmy is new drafter?
>>154379051
American is not an ethnicity.
>>154379051
Is universe actually american?
He looks more to a taliban tbqh
why cant our guy Fluff make a comeback when even Jimmy got on a tier1 team again
>>154379415
>even jimmy
was fluff ever a better player than jimmy?
>>154355725
>not double refresher double necrobook memepush
reported
>>154379106
>pick slark
>WINWINWINWINWINWIN
>don't pick slark
>lose
yeheYEAAAAAAH
>>154379490
have you already forgot how liquid was doing it?
before ppd liquid had by far the most accomplishments of any na team all thanks to based fluff
>>154379575
you didn't answer the question
>>154379317
sleeper agent
>>154379536
>He's totally balanced. Trust me, goy.
https://clips.twitch tv/beyondthesummit/DistinctCormorantSoBayed
https://clips.twitch tv/beyondthesummit/BlushingManateeMrDestructoid
Sea monkey chimping out
>>154379490
Player, probably
Captain, though? Jimmy is the one guy I least expected to ever become one
>>154378202
There is literally nothing wrong with that meme.
#NahazRapedAndMurderedAGirlIn1990
is bulldog always like this
>>154378687
I'd be terrified of that lid above me closing down, sealing me inside.
>>154379764
LeRizzor...
>>154380075
unfunny?
yeah he always is
>>154377887
>>154377963
>>154377974
>>154377974
>>154378025
>>154378202
>>154378331
>>154379927
ignore samefag retard thats trying to force NAHAZ RAPED SHEEBER XDDD
Believe it or not, he's still an economics/statistics professor and university/college started back again so he's been fucking busy with his real job, you fucking retards.
just a FUCKING TROLL WARLORD
why is it ok for mushi to rape, but not nahaz
>>154380569
Well, Nahaz is sort of odd looking.
>>154380569
He's a white old man
>>154380569
>sorprendido
pedro please
>>154379106
Anyone else hate all female casters?
>>154380748
I dont even play it carry, I play it offlane, but always end up the most farmed person on the maplmao
>>154380569
>why is it ok for mushi to rape, but not nahaz
WHITE MAN
>>154380816
I just hate all the shit casters
The fact that all female casters belong to that category is an unfortunate coincidence
>>154380283
thanks for the single (you) but i do believe that nahaz works at some shitty uni that no one in their right mind would pay money to go to
say what you want about my alma mater, i know its shit
>>154380816
>>154380932
>hate
No I'm not 12 years old.
Hitman is way funnier than Dota by Bulldog
>>154380816
Funny thing: if you turn off the casters while watching the international you WILL feel like you're spectating a 4k match.
Casters are here only to make you think that you're watching a real sports game.
>>154380748
Hey, I made that drawing
>/d2g/
wew that was a sick vacc bote
It's the 9/11 Anniversary tomorrow
What will you be doing to mourn our fallen and cherish the freedom our soldiers fought for?
>Random Invoker
>next enemy turns they pick silencer and riki
there is no escape, even in unranked
Should I feel bad for unironically thinking Bulldogs streams are funny? That is when he's not streaming with one of the attentionwhores.
ATTENTION / ! \
DRUMPF IS LOSING
ATTENTION / ! \
>>154377779
Well if you wont play then rip
>>154381783
t. Alejandro Munez
>>154381801
But you've not even posted any information making it possible to play with you. I don't even know what region you're from.
>>154381932
Im from europe
>>154381720
Considering it's a national holiday in my country
I'll probably play dota like any other day.
>no deplorable champ
uhhhhhhhhhhh dotards????
>bulldog knows about the cuck meme
d-does he browse d2g?
>>154379536
t. sub 4k bracket
>>154381720
What other twin skyscrapers are there in the US?
I feel like we can do a double double.
@154382056
no (you) for (u)
>>154382056
Cuck meme is an old meme, normies are just starting to pick up on it.
As always.
>>154382056
its a reddit meme now
>>154382056
Cuck became mainstream-ish recently
Sing uses it too
foolish anime addicted NEETs
>>154382056
Twitch memes aside Bulldog is the closest thing to "our guy" of everyone.
>>154382140
>>154382145
>>154382163
It feels kinda good to know that we're always one step ahead in the meme industry.
>>154381720
Ah, time for a techies marathon.
>>154381173
i watched replays back in the dota1 days when it was the only way to watch pro matches and it didn't feel like that at all
>>154382235
kys yourself
>>154382239
Might have to do this too.
Is offlane techies still the least bad method? Force/Euls into aghs the build?
>>154382453
Just try to get teammates to pick synergistic and force the push. Techies "defense" a shit.
Start the game by rushing the offlane jungle camp (near ancients), and mine the fuck out of it. If you do it right, the camp will be cleared when they spawn at 0:30, giving you a quick level.
>>154371707
1. aui2kicked
2. jack mao
3. bangladeshi neet
4. president of estonia
5. jew
>>154382453
Not him but that's what i play, got around 55% wr. I do euls first since it gives more mana unless they got a Zeus or they are pushing hard
is aghs worth the money on SK?
>people who "heal" with oracle without using w first
>It's a /d2g/ starts spewing medigan memes and reddit buzzwords episode
>oracle
>wex
?
what are we watching?
>people that try to make a point but use an anime picture making them look like retards
>ee
>mid player
>>154382940
I'm watching DB. Pretty close to the end, no spoilers please.
>he isn't semiNEET master race
>>154382935
Don't post this shit anime.
>kissanime
(puke)
>>154382935
>shibbolething yourself as a wop shitskin
>>154383078
>he is a failed normie
>>154382884
>tosgarbage
>>154383078
>>154383197
kys already leb
>he fucked up his entire life by doing down the permanent road of the fullNEET
>instead of just being a glorious uni student semiNEET
are infused droplings the best item in the game
ACTHUNG
there are swedish esports going on RIGHT NOW
Akke stack with s4 and Lodas new alliance going up against literal whos in bo3s
>he post on the 'chan even though he dislikes annie may
It's like having a purity ring while hanging around a whorehouse
>>154383078
>>154383328
do you honestly believe it's epic meme shitposting
you look fucking sad
>>154382816
free movement range
just as jump on stun gorilla
>mfw blademail dueling magina the bagina when he has 2 rapiers
lets jus say he was 4slotted afterwards
>>154383408
it's the autistic lebanese faggot, report & ignore
>>154383390
>he tries to fit in with the losers even though he is a failed normie
>Support and an jungler feed their brains out
>They call everyone else bad
>We lose
Why is it the worst ones that scream the loudest?
Damn, NEETs get very triggered when you remind them of how badly they've fucked their lives
>in Education
>somehow this makes you neet
?????
>>154383621
>non-STEM
>"education"
90% of people in college are just lazy semiNEETs with NEET-tier infinite free time and no responsibilties
>>154383373
I was scared it was Draycuck streaming it, but I see Bulldonger is here to save us.
>tfw I get just as much money as someone working 40+h a week.
>tfw I do nothing to get this.
>tfw workcucks someone think they live a better life.
Is there anything more retarded than being a wagecuck 2016`?
Hey mates, I have a question:
I go to university, but I don't have a job...
Am I a "normie" or not? I don't get it.
>no ancap hero
>>154383690
>its a CS major thinks his opinion matters episode
>>154383690
in computer science stem?
yuro here
investment major here
can't wait to scam money from old people once i get out of university
>>154383772
>>154383782
>d2g also triggered by the CS boogeyman
>the NEET-personality of all STEM majors
unmakeupable
>>154383782
science
technology
engineering
mathematics
GEE bOSS Oi DUNNO
w-wait does people here that studying and is in an education really believe they're NEET's? Why do normies think it's cool to be a NEET?
>he got bullied so hard in high school he decided to drop out of life
>because of his autism he did not even realize you get a FREE 4-5 years to NEET out in college
>he actually got bullied by the chads into ruining his entire life before he even turned 18
>>154383924
It's literally lebanon shitting on all of you
and you newtards just standstill there with your mouths wide open waiting for the shit to come down your throats replying to him.
I don't know who deserves more to commit suicide, the autist or the retards
>people throwing an autism fit over words
>>154380283
>3(You's)
Niiiiiiice
Which dota 2 heroes would get a STEM degree?
>>154384096
tinker
>>154384096
Tinker
>>154383698
>Turn on stream
>There's some dumb bitch there too
Awful
>b-but all education is e-equal!
nice try, nu-males.
I can't win lads...
>>154384189
do vaginas and cute giggling scare you?
>>154384189
Bulldog is a top tier streamer......unless he plays with a girl. Fuck I really hate those attentionwhores riding on streamers popularity and it's always Swedcucks playing with them, like Waga and bulldog.
stop posting not dota related content
>getting mad just because a female is in stream
Why?
>>154384429
or what?
dota is shit anyway
>>154384295
Gigglesquee X3
>>154384295
Y-yes.
>anime addicts getting mad about females
>>154384471
cuz dota2 is gay
How do I meme Lycan build?
What's the point of the shadow blade when you can just run them down?
>>154384519
becuase enemy heroes can use their skills on you or you know react
they cant when they get echo critted from invis
>check a 6,8k average game
>Jugg has his item slots organized the same way I always do
great minds think alike huh
>that love between bulldog and s4
>>154384295
>hehe I need to moan every 5min so people don't forget me and I get attention!
Yeah totally does not get annoying after a while.
Who's the Pinochet of Dota?
>>154384606
so whats the item/ability build? How do you deal with mana problems?
>>154384926
There isn't someone as based as him yet
>>154385119
learn from the man himself kiddo
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2629380479
echo sabre has mana regen
Can anyone quickly explain the "so much to get famous eh" twitch spam?
bulldog plays at less than 144 fps? why?
>>154385272
loda called out the attention whore for attention whoring on twitter
>Dota 2 during beta.
>'Long queue' (Europe) is like 3 minutes.
>DOTA 2 with triple the player count and nearly 1 million people 'in-game'
>'Short queue' is 6-7 minutes in EU
I don't fucking even what
>>154385337
Who?
>>154385364
Forced 50 and shadhowpool didn't exist back then
damn this girl on bulldog's stream; she's got a sexy voice
>>154385321
>He thinks dotard needs frames per second.
Sonneiko played with a toaser that had 20 fps max and teamfights were slideshow until he got to Na'Vi
he got to 6k with a potato PC
>>154385404
Jonathan "Loda" Berg the carry player of Alliance
>>154385364
More rigorous sorting algorithms
>>154385364
>'Short queue' is 6-7 minutes in EU
Maybe in 5-6k+, 4k is still 4min max in EU.
>>154385462
Thanks m8. Though I don't get why he would call himself out.
>>154385364
que times got twice as long recently
shortly after we discovered good boy points
then someone posted an older dev post that tl;dr said we want to match toxic players with toxic players and good boys with good boys
>>154385501
Im 4k and my last soloq queue was 13:30 mins long
what the fuck are you even smoking
>pick razor
>lose
>>154385654
how can you even post here from the shadow realm jimbo
player_behavior_score_last_report: 2929
player_behavior_score_last_report: 2929
???????? the fuck
the reason why queue time is so long is because we have a bunch of fucking retarded game modes and unranked/ranked
divides the queue population
>>154385654
I'm sorry, Mr.President, are you high? I'm at 7500 behavior score and 4800MMR, I always get 4min max at 4-11pm. You're probably playing at night or something, I don't know.
>>154385847
But beta had ranked too and it wasn't this goddamn LONG
Hey there, /d2g/. I made a windrunner pic into background a while ago. Enjoy. :^)
>>154385847
?
95%+ of ranked games are allpick
the reason the ques are long becuase back when dota was brand new the game looked for just people of the same mmr
now it looks for langauge settings, forced 50, good boy points and GOD KNOWS what else
>>154385918
no i just que russian server cus 5 ping and RD mode only and my behaviour score is this
player_behavior_score_last_report: 2929
I see that I should have a longer q than you but 13 mins is fucking retarded
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2634603433
I was Huskar, What happened?
>>154386018
>player_behavior_score_last_report: 2929
>2929
Abandon account.
>>154385229
thx FaM
>watch guides by BSJ how to get better etc
>change playstyle A LOT (i never jungle etc)
>firstpick cores
>lose 400 mmr
?
is this how you get better?
>>154367923
Not into PA too much but i have seen two good pa builds
The first one is to fight early (when you are against magic damage). You max dagger first, one point in blur, and max Blink strike. Ult whenever possible. Get phase, vanguard and desolator. The point on the vanguard is to get tanky enough to survive their nukes and outlive them, PA is really good at dealing damage if she outlives his opponent. Desolator increases your damage by a lot. After that, you choose.
The other build is the "take it easy and farm" build, which is the classic Battlefury.
player_behavior_score_last_report: 7861
is this good?
>>154385960
>and GOD KNOWS what else
They are called account flags, my friend.
>>154386159
and then you just pay for a quick boost
>player_behavior_score_last_report: 9244
>>154379536
That only means you are terrible, you know?
>OG lost to TNC, a bunch of flips who played on windowed mode at TI because they were used to poverty resolution
This never fails to make me smile.
wins: 2854
losses: 2718
xp: 848
level: 483
initial_skill: 100
leaver_count: 60
low_priority_until_date: 0
prevent_text_chat_until_date: 1465352671
prevent_voice_until_date: 1465352671
last_abandoned_game_date: 1465352873
leaver_penalty_count: 2
completed_game_streak: 262
teaching: 30
leadership: 45
friendly: 64
forgiving: 28
account_disabled_until_date: 0
account_disabled_count: 0
showcase_hero_id: 84
match_disabled_until_date: 1465796807
match_disabled_count: 44
partner_account_type: PARTNER_NONE
low_priority_games_remaining: 0
calibration_games_remaining: 5
solo_competitive_rank: 5020
solo_calibration_games_remaining: 0
recruitment_level: 0
has_new_notifications: false
is_league_admin: false
secondary_leaver_count: 0
last_secondary_abandoned_game_date: 0
casual_games_played: 5231
solo_competitive_games_played: 454
party_competitive_games_played: 5
casual_1v1_games_played: 0
competitive_team_games_played: 0
curr_all_hero_challenge_id: 101
play_time_points: 217
account_flags: 3
play_time_level: 130
player_behavior_seq_num_last_report: 1895
player_behavior_score_last_report: 6176
>account_flags: 3
Will Bulldog ever find a gf? I really feel sorry for the man, he's hilarious, entertaining and great at Dota. But he's been cucked like 3 times alread by sluts, will he ever make it bros?
>>154386564
Do you realize Bulldog is homosexual?
if tobi is gay and bulldog is gay
why wont they be gay together
>>154361907
>>154361795
it's alohadance you retards
>>154386791
bulldog is into bears
tobi is into feminine anime-looking traps
different kinds of gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i5ogmxO1BU
Slacks is this fucking bad, yet he's able to stick around 4.7k MMR
I try as hard as I can to carry in safe lane or mid, yet I can only move down from 4k down to 3.6k, what the fuck is wrong with me
Thoughts on Arteezy cucking /a/?
How do we fix Chaos Knight?
Being one of the hardest carries without having a way to farm is suffering.
>>154386564
He's a fat fucking sperglord. Hope he dies a virgin
>>154387115
Get a soul ring and get kills with chaos bolt spam
>>154385796
player_behavior_seq_num_last_report: 1082
player_behavior_score_last_report: 1324
Bad boi 4 lyfe
>>154387076
You aren't spamming omni
>>154387192
>half a minute for 1 cast
>""""""""""""""""spam"""""""""""""""""""
>>154387080
jesus FUCKING christ
>>154387115
>Being one of the hardest carries without having a way to farm is suffering.
Thats the point of the hero you retard
>>154387382
You're supposed to right click them while they're stunned and wreck their shit with your insane crit and armor reduction
>>154387353
I guess not, I have a 2k MMR friend that has like an 80% win rate with omni and while he's good at times he's incredibly inconsistent
>>154387514
>the point is that he's a bad hero
Okay
post pros and cons of a dota personality
pros:
>evian bottle
>has a gf
>good analytical caster
>good at panel
>evian bottle
cons:
>fat
>asian
>randomly shouts when co-caster is saying something
>failed to conquer Korea
>>154387685
You clearly dont know anything about the game
Remember when /pol/ taught the Google Twitter bot the truth about the world and it killed itself? What was the secret that was so horrible a bot soduku'd?
is solitude Loda?
why is s4 playing with loda's team?
>>154387747
>can't farm creeps very well
>has to depend on constantly killing heroes to keep up in farm
>might as well give up if you're behind in farm compared to enemy carries
>>154387115
give him decreased mana costs
give him free gold and exp
name him stan bot
or
>echo sabre now works with illusions
>>154387921
Solitude is loda?
MIND BLOWN
>>154387080
>>154381932
>>154381985
WOW, you are being rude, you know that?
>>154386341
gulag tier
anything below 10000 is hidden pool
this thread is slow as fuck
post a good meme
>>154387728
>>randomly shouts when co-caster is saying something
I actually like that.
>>154387728
>forgot pro : our literal canonical 'lagian guy
>>154387894
Jews have been turning the world into shit for the past 1000 years and the one man who tried to save us from them was crucified as the worst villain in history, when his only sin was loving humanity too much.
>>154387894
jews racism and anti-feminism
was royally funny though, microshit are massive CUCCs
wew
>>154387894
>Google Twitter bot
???
you mean microsoft's AI?
anyone else is gets so angry playing this shit game they start to hurt themselves?
i just started to punch myself in the thighs and stomach because a retard on my team did exactly what he was told not to do and threw the game
i have hit myself in the head before but not with a real fist i fucked up my lip once tho
is that normal?
SAY MY FUCKING NAME
I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU FUCKING TARD
>>154388868
Nope, get help
>>154388902
H0neyLans
what can I do to squeeze out more fps?
>>154388902
the lans of honey
dotard
>>154387080
he would be a fan of that dumb fucking whore
>>154388563
did the SEA players leave?
>>154389236
gee i dunno maybe turn down the settings?
just a guess tho! dont quote me on it! maybe lowering the texture quality gives you more fps lol i dont knoW!!
Okay you sickos who the HELL did this
>STEM majors easily get 5k mmr
>humanities "majors" are 3k borderline mental retards
Anyone noticing a pattern here?
>>154388868
Deep breaths. Don't let it get to you, it's just a game. I never sperg out like that unless it's when I'm watching sports and my team scores. Instead of hitting yourself when something bad happens, celebrate when something good happens.
>>154389236
disable additive light pass
disable normal maps
disable ambient cloth simulation
you should be able to get extra from that
>>154389463
also lowering texture quality with anti-aliasing off hasn't shown me any direct increase in fps. Rather shadow quality and lighting are what make big fps changes.
>>154389529
SOURCE
>>154373439
Only pure ones.
>>154389547
>tfw studying software ENGINEERING
that should put me somewhere at the top right?
>>154389236
>not playing on fastest regardless of your hardware
Haha truly a dotard
>>154389827
>it's a desperate blizzshill episode
>>154387080
>rtz will bang nyannerz in your lifetime
>>154389845
More like too retarded to do comp.sci
>>154389846
bruh what the fuck
nah dude no way
>software """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""engineers""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
top jej
>>154389941
more like its everything in comp. sci plus learning how to manage your indian drones after you graduate as well as learning design philosophies.
>>154387080
/a/ gave up nyanners when she went full tumblr and deleted her loli video though.
>>154389628
thanks duder
>>154389827
>He still plays this piece of shit game
And why shouldnt i? the game's fun
>>154390087
>being a pedophile
get out.
>>154389827
Is that the memeback patch?
>>154390081
While CE is normally better, the reason you get CS (if you're smart) is to get employed as a Network/Systems Engineer, which had ludicrous salary and desirability.
>>154390279
>tfw my brain is now automatically wired to ignore and not read shitposts because they all have a standard format
>tfw im only tricked to read the start when some retard like this fuckface right here >>154390279 replies to them
There is much room for improvement ladies. Evolution is now.
how do i get out of the sub 1k bracket if i constantly get teamed with SEA monkeys?
>>154389827
>6.83
>dota
You're laning against this guy and he slaps your support's ass. What do you do?
>>154387728
pros:
>listen to me and we will win
>can quickly adapt
>shares draft analysis for wannabe scrub captains
>comfy vlogs showing the esports life behind the scenes
cons:
>listen to me and we will win
>can get cocky fast nullifying adaptiveness
>brought Sumail to the scene
>>154390543
>sub 1k
But anon, you ARE the SEA monkeys.
>>154390695
ward his jungle
>>154390362
*has
Holy shit I'm dumb.
>>154390695
to out
>>154390362
I'd rather start my own tech firm than work for the (((man)))
>>154390543
Kunkka
Lastpick Meepo
Storm Spirit
Puck
Zeus
Templar Assassin
GG boots Tinker
Invoker
Naga Siren
Juggernaut
All played mid
>gulag said pitlord will be shitmyself included
>its actually a really strong hero thats playable in multiple ways
uhhhh?
What's the point of enigma aghanim?
It literally saves you like half a second.
Antinatalism is the ultimate redpill. Only stupid people breed.
Lads
Should I reinstall WoW for Legion
>>154390971
When your specialization is that rare and desirable, the second half of your job interviews boil down to you telling said man "dance monkey dance".
CE is still amazing though.
>>154389529
do you realize to fill all that it needed all of us right?
>tfw constantly matched against 4ks on unranked but have 3k ranked mmr
>>154391464
The game is just telling you to improvebut theres no big difference between 3k and 4k
>>154391242
The damage stacks.
It's still shit though because black hole isn't supposed to kill things, but let your teammates kill things.
>>154391758
>enigma isn't core
xD
post your >70 essence shift stacks face
>>154391293
>>154391252
this is so dota 2 related
>>154391758
>blackhole isnt supposed to kill things
>aghs blackhole can take away 50% or more hp of a carry thanks to the ebin truedamage
ok xd
>>154392017
>>154392017
Who are you playing against to get 70 stacks of essence shift? Most I've had is like 45 - 50. Nobody can survive long enough.
>>154387080
/a/ doesn't give two shits about Nyanners.
>>154392526
>eating a whole pizza like that
What the fuck, cut it into slices you subhuman.
>>154392598
I wish post TI4 children wouldn't exist.
Why are people watching MYSOGYNIST SHITLORD AdmiralBulldog and not CONFIRMED FEMINIST Drayswe?
>>154391464
>>tfw constantly matched against 4ks on unranked but have 3k ranked mmr
Wanna get carried by 6k, kiddo?
>2-15 Alchemist
>Level 2 trophy thing
Well, to me this confirms to me the game is dying, this is the exact shit that happened in evolve.
>>154392912
what did he mean by that? can someone translate? I don't speak polish
Reached 5k a while ago. What's the secret to getting to 6k?
>>154393116
playing dirge to 6k isn't something to be proud of autist.
>Fnatic didn't pick SamH
SEA will never be relevant again!
>>154393298
Just do the same thing, 6k now is like 4500 2 years ago. Anyone who is not a complete shitter should be able to do it.
>>154393418
>couldn't even get 4k with his "d2g best timber" when the hero is broken like hell
Sorry I don't accept invalid opinions of sub-4k lolg refugees and blizzdrones.
>>154393296
I keep seeing this blue haired girl paired with the MC even though she's not the main girl in the show, why? I only saw episode one.
new thread when
>>154393730
>that obsession with me is so deep you stalk me in other games.
Woah dude are you okay?
>>154393954
do I look like an /a/utist? I don't even know who they are of what series it is. I got it from a hentai site.
>>154394358
>do I look like an /a/utist
100%, or a mlp retard
does no one play this game? why is the queue so long for the deathmach
New alliance are DOING IT
>>154391464
im 5.5k and i get matched against 3ks in unranked
>buy deus ex just for the dota 2 announcers.
am i autistic?
What if
>claymore no longer used in battlefury making it 1400 gold cheaper but having 20 less damage
>can be upgraded with a hyperstone giving it 55 attack speed and the 20 damage lost in the original buildup
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i5ogmxO1BU
siractionslacks is so fucking bad
fucking proof that the fucking mmr system does not fucking work
hero spammers should not gain MMR
How do you guys feel about this man here?
>>154394923
What if
>rupture stunned like Mana Leak
thoughts?
>>154394995
Why are you posting variety twitch streamers in a dota thread?
>>154394885
no, i got stanley parable from the store when it was in offer
>>154392352
ive seen over 100.
needless to say the slark got a rampage and we lost
>>154394678
SHAVE IT OFF
IT'S OVER JUST SHAVE IT OFF AND PRESERVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY
>>154395031
What if
>terrorblade can now sunder towers
thoughts?
What if /d2g/ weren't gay?
Why does invoker ask for tango?
He doesn't even buy a bottle.
>Nara's voice
Delicious
what if spiderman was portrayed as a realistic nerd?
>>154396026
Why do normies love monogatari?
>>154396593
its like twilight but for boys
Why isn't there an option to make your character not respond to any keys when chanelling?
I keep accidentally canceling my black hole.
Time for old alliance vs new alliance
>>154396453
wasnt this a story arch of like, nightmares or some shit, in the Spiderman series?
He had like nightmares of being fat and not being able to use his web powers or some shit?
>>154397569
Channel requires cancel
>>154397648
>reading american superhero comics
worse than anime
>>154365574
w-what discord would that be?
>>154397789
That only works for tp.
>>154355453
not using the high quality ass mod baka
>sand king epicentering an underfarmed bounty hunter
>NEETs are still randomly triggered hours later from a minor jape
Tenacity
Builds from: Sacred Relic, Reaver
+25 Strength
+60 Damage
Passive: Spell immunity. Disables for 3 seconds after moving, blinking, or teleporting.
>>154398849
>underfarmed bounty hunter
Isn't that redundant?
NEW
>>154399053
NEW
>>154399053
NEW
>>154399053
NEW
>>154399053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5SK0ccc74A
Well, now DOTA2 will finally have a good caster. About fucking time.
>>154368460
pugna dagon rush with decrep