pryo edition
lust: >>154140879
>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
How do i use tf2c without turning off my ad block ?
inb4 dont use the shit site :^)
>>154313279
https://userstyles.org/styles/132511/tf2centeradblock
>>154313423
thanks famalam surprised i didnt know about this
why are you guys posting in here i didnt link the thread yet
should i just do it?
10 memes early idiot
wait why was everyone posting here before he linked the thread
what
im alive idiots
no youre not
>>154315058
>kys, pyro main
>no pyro weapons with 4 blocks
ebin
>>154315058
>deadringer
>3 squares
>>154315058
>shotgun and pistol are there multiple times
you could have used your brain and saved some space
says a lot about the chart too
>>154315058
>fish
>reskin of stock
>"Prevents skilled players from preforming as well as they could"
what the hell were you smoking when you made this?
>>154315987
pyro is a shit class so you can't really get much worse by switching weapons around
>>154316513
found the spy main
>>154316723
did u no
more than 1 class can use pistol and shotgun
very interesting fact
>>154316764
>announce to the whole server every time you hit someone with your melee weapon
crutch for people who don't call damage numbers and get tricked by the DR
randomth for the only skins worth using are skins that match your loadout
>crutch for people who don't call damage numbers and get tricked by the DR
are we getting absolutely rused right now
What is the worst game mode and why is it CTF?
DRAWING UPDATE¿
>>154318496
yes
speaking of the drawing
how do i incorporate b4nny memes into it
what other thread culture memes would you like to see
>>154315058
why does FaN get 2 squares when its just a worse soda popper with on-demand jumps
did he delete it out of embarrassment? lmfao
desu that chart was absolutely autism
im also glad it got deleted
How do I filter tripcodes?
how dumb are you
you click on the little arrow next to comment #
>i'm glad they delete on-topic posts I disagree with instead of low-quality non-sequiturs
appearently charts are ban material now?
a part of me still thinks he might of deleted it but theres no proof of either case
>>154320793
who are you quoting
>>154320809
he definitely deleted it out of embarrassment mods and jannies arent THAT dumb
post big guys
>>154321086
>>154321086
that dead of night goes pretty well with the combat slacks' shoulder plate tbhh
>>154320913
i can confirm this is false and janny is a spy main who got angry
>>154320776
not him but I just see report/hide post
>>154320913
he's quoting >>154320271
jannies can be pretty dumb sometimes but its never consistent
the absolute madman
>>154315058
>Razorback
>top pick of skilled snipers in comp
>3 squares
>CnD
>recent patch made it pretty similar to IW
>develops bad habits
>2 squares
>Enforcer trash
>no squares
>"4/4 kys pyro main"
>powerjack maymay
>no squares
>backscratcher for über help
>2 squares
>volcano fragment
>1 square
>halfzato for über help
>2 squares
>quickie maymay
>no squares
>>154321086
Overwatch requires more skill to play than tf2
my dick require more tf2 sfm porn
i forgot how much i liked krunchynaut
krunchy if funke gives you a link to the posts in the archive with your name in them and youre reading this i just want you to know that youre a really cool dude
I'm glad you like my videos, it's nice to see a fan.
oh my god, it's uncle dane!!!!!!!!!!
:0
>>154282335
that's easy, it's sylveon
you can raffle the key now friend :)
>>154323069
Did they ever fix the stupid netcode, hitboxes, and input delay?
>>154324358
Nope, Valve stopped caring a while ago.
POOTIS......JUST.....POOOOOTIS........AAARGG....FBGNDIFGN...... NFIGBENMF......THATITBRO.....THE POPOOTIS.......GOGOOTIS.
>>154324820
mmmmmmmmmmm
>>154324503
No I meant for overwatch
>wah wah people treat me like a shitposter all the time :((((((((((((
>this will show them !!!! >:)))))
>>154324247
>entire thread failed to identify sylveon
lamo
he better deliver
>>154323069
>Hitscan weapons use a projectile hitbox (but home into the model to mask the complete horseshit of this)
>Projectile hitbox is bigger than their collision box, letting you shoot people hiding behind corners
>Very hard RPS interactions between characters, for example a semi-competent Pharah can effortlessly destroy an extremely skilled Junkrat, interactions like this exist for every character (except Lucio) and makes counterplay nonexistent beyond switching to another character
>Oh yeah, Lucio exists
Mmm... yes... very skilled.
It's literally League of Legumes for TF2.
GOTTAM.....FRIGIN....GOOOTA,.......GOOGAM...FRIGIN POGIS MAGOGIS.... MYT,.. MMYY..... SHARONA,...., I FERIGIN KILL HER BRO SHE FERGILICIOUS AND I SANDVICH DELICIOUS ME BRO.... I8 STANCDAMSC
is it true that half left has virtual incontinence
>>154319536
whats the theme going to be like?
>>154325308
Half did you ever get better at TF2 without practicing? PDF is running signups now and somehow they got into Silver.
>>154325280
This hurt my brain. You have no idea what you're talking about. Please stop.
>>154325405
no i had a good hard ol look at myself and thought.... what the point bro... ijust need to have a fun here in the pubbis right now and i do it though the audience dont like it who give a frigin care huh i like it huh,,.... i play silver and carry pdf one day just give me a frigin shout bro
>Valve in charge of updating
>>154323069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEmQF6zM5Y
>>154325405
yo put me in coach
>>154325245
i knew it the moment i saw it i just dont give a shit about virtual items and i would rather joke around
updated the chart on my own opinion. feel free to change and repost like me.
>>154325526
Hitscan weapons register a hit within a giant rectangle surrounding the player, and then the tracer (not the character) is redrawn to the enemy player model to make it look like an actual hit.
Projectiles detect hits in an area that's bigger than their collision box, meaning if you fire a Hanzo arrow by a corner it can hit people hiding behind it, even though neither of you can see each other.
If you're getting outplayed you can switch to another hero and if you're not a complete retard you can destroy the person giving you trouble.
League of Legends:Dota
Overwatch:TF2
I HAVE $1.15 IN MY STEAM WALLET
WHAT SHOULD I BUY IN TF2?
>>154325526
>ur rong and dum
>im not gonna tell you why though lol xD
whats next, "i was pretending to be retarded"?
>>154326008
yeah hitboxes are big
>>154324247
you are alittle late
@154326162
thanks for the easy (you) LMAO
>>154321086
>>154326162
>every faggot spewing nonsensival bullshit on the internet is entitled to a long detailed explanation on why it's bullshit
Did you plug your first modem today or something?
>>154326296
a claim made without evidence can be disproved without evidence.
>>>/v/ you fucking retard
>>154326296
>>154326361
Does it even fucking matter? The forst guy elaborated on his first post in >>154326008
argg i frigin died again... how do i stops it bro...
why is half still not permabanned
>>154326201
cute
>>154326051
my thing
>Eeveelution finally becomes semi-viable in competitive since gen 1
>Needs a broken type to combine with a broken ability that turns a 90 BP move that hits through substitutes, boosted by said broken ability which also turns it into a STAB move
>Even after all this it's a one-trick pony
>>154327128
this is the team fortress two general
tf2 general:
>half left shitposting
>overwatch better/worse than tf2
>pokemon
sipmly ebin
>there are people who still dont have half filtered
?????
what is wrong with you?????
Was the Atomizer banned again in 6v6? The first post didn't have it listed as one of the banned weapons but now whitelist.tf is showing it as banned.
>>154327439
Does it even really matter? The Loch-n-Load (AKA: Scout Deleter) is still unbanned. The only person it would affect is the roamer which is the easiest job anyways so they deserve it.
>Liberty Launcher
>Direct Hit
>Loch-n-Load
>Quickiebomb Launcher
>Natasha
>Engineer
>Crusader's Crossbow
>Sydney Sleeper
>Every Spy buff
Why is Valve balancing Scout around his most overpowered weapons? Wouldn't it just be easier to nerf those?
ze froogin sniper is a spy... imy eye water but i dont ahve some cares
>No update this week
>>154327253
You're 9 years too late to discuss tf2 bud
>>154328849
im not your bud
>>154328949
That's also way too late with meme
>>154328949
sorry dear
m e m e
"hevy is spy"
how do you respond.....do you a) kill him
or b) say "yes cheers positive nice shot pow haha"
or c) scream irl
help, I only have 4.66 ref, how do I make my scout pretty?
>>154329889
Fast Learner and Hermes
>>154329889
Swap Traveler's Hat for Australium Gold Polar Pullover and join the PDF for a FREE UGC Silver medal.
>>154329786
a and c
>>154330060
how do I join the PDF?
I am a medical main with ~80-120 ms in west coast servers
>>154329786
all of the above
>>154330285
Contact engio you could be literal trash and get on because the team is all roster riders. They once got into HL plat so UGC made it invite-only so that could never happen again.
>>154330060
how do i join pdf? i can play everything, and get about 20-50ping on NA west servers.
>>154330060
how do i join pdf? i literally dont play tf2
>>154330514
See
>>154330429
Just add engio on Steam and ask for the signup info. I don't think he has ever refused anyone while there were still slots open.
>>154330667
who's engio
>>154331142
steamcommunity.com/id/engio
steamcommunity.com/groups/pottisdefenseforce
Legitimate question: How new are you?
>>154330060
is PDF HL or 6v6
Because if it's HL I'll play heavy
>>154331302
I've been here for a little over two years, and been in the irc for one year. Nobody talked about Engio or anything.
hey im doing my weekly visit which is now a monthly visit or something
anyway is tf mm not shit yet
>>154331570
It's 6v6 but they don't actually play, they have one guy show up and play 1v6 so it counts as attending the match so they can collect the medal. I don't think the PDF could play seriously at the divisions they register for (except for the time they registered 6 EU players and used an EU server in the NA division, prompting UGC to remove placement medals for every division but plat).
>>154331741
give up
the war ended like a month ago and we still dont have the pyro update
save yourself the disappointment and jump ships to something else
>>154331846
im playing overwatch but it's a lot more emotionally straining for me than tf2 was
i could play tf2 for 18+ hours and the only reason i'd stop is that i was getting too tired to sit
permaban
PLEASE
how the fuck is he doing this
>>154332334
>>154332338
can you fucking prudes not handle a little blogposting about how this stupid game crashes to desktop while im waiting for a game? thats extremely immature
half come to the trash thread and post your butt
does anyone have a link of the tf.tv thread where half cries over us treating him like "just a shitposter"
thanks
>ive been ignored or memed at every time because of my stupid reputation as a "shitposter"
that's even funnier now after you literally just posted that atrocity
look at me im not clicking reply to the person im talking to because i have actual autism and no friends
>>154332285
Someone should make this into a banner for /vg/ in the contest.
and he wonders why nobody takes him seriously
https://twitter.com/hhhalfleft/status/774376217751515136
oh look he's a neet again
how many levels of irony is half on
>>154334073
I don't think even Half knows anymore.
>>154334173
I refuse to believe there's a human bean that unironically has a thought process like Half's
you all fucking suck
i hate you all and myself
i hope all of us die
below the upvote button
>>154333878
All that autism. Christ, I thought Barkley's twitter was the worst thing around
which tf2g twitters do you follow
i hope history repeats itself, i wanna get HUNG like jesus
jesus was not ghhung tho he was crurcifeied
i need a job for beer money
cool blog where do i subscribe
i stopped drinking beer cause i was getting beer belly
Ahem actually I'm the most intelligent tf2g.
xionxang is a fatty
>>154326201
> anything after 1st gen
Kyssss
what does that have to do with tf2 though
please be good
>>154340347
I'm just trying to get some head
alright that was terrible
>>154340683
i hate my life
>>154340683
snibeti snab xx---DDDD
>>154340683
Press MOUSE1 to pay respects
>>154340882
R0L04636 : ive been on mvm before
Hunt : is that why youre using the pain train?
R0L04636 : i never use meele soo....
R0L04636 : kid if you dont like it, get off the server
you cant make this up
are you tryharding on mvm?
wow
Can I play spy for pdf?
>>154342779
it's a 6s team, but sure
Reminder that people who main engi are talentless hacks
what does pdf mean?
>>154342827
oh yeah i forgot
can I play roamer?
penises sucked dry
>>154343278
Portable Document Folder
>>154323837
>Funke got so buttblasted that a community that never liked him that he doesn't visit anymore was saying mean things about him and nice things about krunchynaut that he sent krunchy links to archived posts from 3 months before he made his video to get him to do an epic roast video
Wow you sure showed us
also what was with geel's random posts anyway? He posted in 3 different threads and then fucked off, what was the point?
>>154343621
>Can I play spy for Portable Document Folder?
will my tf2gfu ever notice me?
>>154343723
attention
he probably expected us to freak out and so we did
he just wanted to mess with us
i would have done the exact same thing if i were him honestly, must be funthere's also the possibility that someone bruteforced his trip, but if that was the case they would have probably tried to make him look bad instead of posting one thing and then leaving
Fix the Righteous Bison projectiles colliding with, but not impacting, some doors (ex. the BLU spawn doors of cp_mountainlab)
Updated the localization files
TO THE ANON COMPLAINING LIKE YESTERDAY ABOUT THIS. KYS.
>>154343953
no. go away*notices you*
no gay hearts allowed
>>154347148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz2opOBqClo&feature=youtu.be
>>154347148
Would you guys go to a TF2con if Valve make one?
>>154349594
BUT what IF it turn into a dashcon?
>>154349594
maybe
>>154349731
wjat did he mean by this
>>154349594
I don't like meeting people from the internet.
>>154347257
>>154348670
hecks aproved
>>154349594
The game will be dead before then
Awwwwwww, my mini has a flaming unusual hat.
i want to fuck a mini sentry
>no pyro update
>no heavy update
>no hybrid classesms.pauling and zhannaannounced
>team doesn't even play the game
i wonder how many cocks spy can fit in his mouth
as much as your mom
Post loadouts
dont
"loadouts"
who are you quoting
>>154353364
>>154353326
i will and you can't stop me
delete this
>>154321086
Atm i don't have any cosmetics besides gibus but heres my drawnings of my big guy
>>154353326
>>154355430
>that soldier
It this ironic loadout or you don't have any kind of taste?
>>154355813
it's shit taste, he can justify throwing random shit together by thinking about how awesome he thinks he is
all of viva's loadouts except for his pyro and med are shit
but his pyro and med are really fucking sweet
>>154355885
Idk, everything else besides sniper is fine imho.
oh wait his spy is pretty ok too i didnt even see that
>>154355928
i don't like his pyro really. the jockey hat and bowtie don't gel with the pyromancer mask and glowy ghost head. the effect is nice, but spraying gold paint on a turd just makes it easier to see.
does my tf2gfu hate me
steam://joinlobby/550/109775243509716770/76561198079542958
tf2l4d2lobby
oh
my tf2gfu is also playing tf2l4d2
>>154358918
come play tf2l4d2with your tf2gfu
>>154358967
but im shy and bad and have 16000 ping
and what if he HATES me
Someone needs to come.
>Destroying some bottomfragging pubstacker in a duel
>He claims I'm hacking and gets me votekicked
>I was playing Demoman
>>154359929
You're doing god's work
>>154359929
top of the day to you boyo
top of the day to my tf2gfu
>>154361110
if it's not me, don't even bother
>>154361258
oh
why not
i like you all
>>154361450
i have a boyfriend sorry
will my tf2gfu ever notice me?I wish they would.
>>154362231
not in that way, you lewd anon.
i feel the same way
oh
i uninstalled overwatch god bless im cured
>>154363804
overwatch makes me extremely stressed.
there are even faggots now trying to "be friendly overwatch players"
Musical chairs the dota tf2 knockoff needs to figure out what the fuck it wants to be.
>>154359929
>demoman is extremely easy to abuse vs soldier using aimbots
guis its werd someone called me a hacker.
Fuck you don't even have to use the aiming part of the aimbot, just have autodetonate stickies toggled on. Set traps that always work, bomb sentries without having to calculate sticky detonation time. Just endless airbursts
Granted if he though you were lob shot predicting, probably just salty.
The best bit is, if they are doing it, just defend them about being good, you can make some people literally scream into the microphone about it.
>>154364052
what
>>154363583
>>154365581
me thinking about epic frags.jpg
>>154363916
if tf2 had 6v6 since the start the friendly autism wouldnt be a thing, or at least would be less of a thing
>>154365581
wHAT is up with her lips
>Your rank badge is now an equippable cosmetic
Bam, people actually play MM.
I like playing without cosmetics and hats. Sometimes I imagine that some players like playing this game without having to stare at eye sores.
>>154366523
i like nohats mod too
i dont get assumptions or expectations about players (conciously or subconciously) so i just focus on playing the game, wich is fun
>>154366574
Right, but I achieve it for other people by choosing to play without wearing any hats for the benefits of others. I'm sure someone out there appreciates that.
>>154312339
why the fuck is the pyro even in this game?
why is there a class that has zero use?
>shit hp
>shit mobility
>shit range
>shit damage
fucking stupid
valve, just delete the class if you arent going to make it useful
post your most recent log from logs.tf
>>154367237
http://logs.tf/1076801#76561198140284941
>go to lan with friend
>plan on doing a friendly 6v6 tournament
>realise theres max 10 people that play TF2
post basic loadouts
>>154367237
http://logs.tf/1515978#76561198043870818
why isnt tf2 fun anymore
>>154368429
maybe you played too much of it
maybe you should stop for a while to find joy in it at a later date
>>154366998
>shit hp
not a light class can take 2 hits from most normal shots unless it's a crit
>shit mobility
powerjack maymay and flare jumps
>shit range
depends, because shit netcode
>shit damage
eh, no. flare punches and cheapshot crits all it got left with
>>154368769
how the fuck are you supposed to get flare crits if youre running detonator
how the fuck are you supposed to do flare jumps if your running flare gun
range is still bad cpared to actual dependable projectiles or hitscan
› _ ‹
>>154368769
are you serioulsy talking about flare jumps?
flare jumps are nothing compared to rocket/sticky jumps.
and the powerjack doesnt let you fight medics or scouts
i wish there were more unusual grenade launchers :(
where can i turn my ref into rec and scrap ?
>>154353326
editing this is to much work
>>154369530
in the ingame crafting menu
>>154368769
>close combat assault class is "light"
stuck in fresh meat cos valve wont give me exp WHAT IS THIS I'M MOVING TO CSGO SOON
>>154367237
http://logs.tf/1516844#76561198041277432
lobby...
Where do I start a UGC team
TF2 website down.
get hype
Was the competitive update the final nail in the coffin?
>>154371985
no it was good.
>>154371401
on cp_orange server
post numbers
>>154371721
It's happening! Something is happening!
>>154374413
i have more than one sensitivity
>>154373098
KEK
>>154368942
but Detonator mini-crits on burning targets?
>>154369412
at least something when paired with pjack. I don't expect you guys to take Pyros serious anyway.
>item has different styles
>both look nice
>there is no option to have both at the same time even though they dont overlap
>>154374413
>800
>5/11
>2.5
>0.0165 (stretched 4:3 resolution)
email them everyday until they add it
email me
add me
i don't like playing tf2 with cold fingers
>>154376393
Warm them up by fingering your butt
>>154376393
I used to wear warm gloves to keep my fingers warm but I realized it was easier to just keep flexing my fingers to keep the blood circulation flowing through them to keep them warm
>be play casual
>some shitty engi using that sentry exploit on frontier
>enemy team is talking shit because they are now "winning"
>push through in the last minute
>game ends 4:3
>say "ez"
>all the shit talkers lose there shit
>Wipe the enemy team as a Spy
>Stupid Engineer that builds at spawn, brainless soldier spam with that one Medic who doesn't know you can turn around while healing
>Round end scoreboard shows FOUR players on the enemy team rageswitched to Spy because I was dominating both rounds
Bueno
>>154380589
>non of these really happened
Yeah we got it.
bom bum
is there a mod that allows me to mutes "gg" "ez" and such from the chat?
no
stop being such a bitch over shittalking in videogames
>>154368769
Pyro has the worst mobility for a flanking class. Scout can doublejump and run fast, Spy can cloak to cross areas without drawing attention
If you don't have any good flank routes to use, only way to use Pyro is area denial and hope the enemy team doesn't have someone competent who will still run into your flames to meatshot/frag you
>>154381824
Why didn't you reply to this post? >>154381754
>Decide to step up my cosmetic game
>Buy a couple keys
>Find out I have to wait 7 fucking days before the keys become tradeable
>7 days later
>Try to complete a trade offer, find out I need to set up a mobile authenticator thing
>Enable it
>Need to wait 7 more days before I can trade shit
Valve is actually fucking retarded. Fucking faggots.
>>154382332
That's fine goy, just give us your mobile phone number. I promise we won't do anything bad with it
help how do reply in four chan
>>154381754
in overwatch there's a word filter for that ;)
ggez filters to "mom just told me dinner's ready" or some shit. why can't valve implement cool features like that?
>overwatch shills
I want you creatures out of here.
@154382417
put the @ sign before the post number of the post you want to reply to
it's similar to twitter
dumb frog poster
>>154382526
test
EDIT: thanks! i pm'd you some 4chan gold :)
>calling apu apustaja a frog
I want normies out of here.
i dont care about the name of your dumb meme it's all the same shit
>>154382631
>normies
>>154353326
>>154383398
hyvvin kuullu
how do i get good at junkr- i mean demoman?
>>154383695
spam chokepoints
spam stickybombs as much as you can
if youre not reloading or spamming youre doing something
practice lobbing pills at enemy scouts and soldiers
>>154383695
Press m1 and m2 with sticky Bomb
Literally the easiest class in tf2
66.11.122.195:27015
24/7 Hightower TDM
Payload carts removed no downloads required
24/32 player slots
!helpmenu
>>154384328
Play solly
ez
reminder that hightower is a meme map for meme people
>>154381923
>If you don't have any good flank routes to use, only way to use Pyro is area denial
I'm not much of a Pyro guy but I saw a few smart ones. Capable Pyros only camped at higher enclosed spots to swipe Medic away from Heavy or Demo by a window dive.
That's what Pyros do usually; line push so backline classes like Snipers and Engis stay safe, or dive ambush from claustrophobic spaces to narrow paths so pushing enemy get seperated from their Medic.
>and hope the enemy team doesn't have someone competent who will still run into your flames to meatshot/frag you
Yup, but as long as you take Medic away or keep them away from your Sniper or Engi you'll be good. Dead, but was a good distraction.
>Pyro has the worst mobility for a flanking class.
Yes, again. At offense you'll need a good flank route and height advantage even your Flamethrower has shit range. At defense, you only cram yourself somewhere to dive in and hope that it works. Your other option is being the right hand (or was it left?) of Engis by running Neon or Wrecker.
You're nothing more than a fourth opinion to wreck a sentry nest that are below or onfoot or a über supplier by getting hurt from stupid shit. Pyro is a staple class and you guys need to take it as it is.
>>154374413
1200
1
5
>>154387147
Lad, Scout, Soldier, and Demoman can do exactly that and kill the Medic. That's why teams always check hiding spots. That stuff gets ironed out between Steel/Silver because abusing hiding spots makes for easy picks and sometimes teamwipes.
Today is a lovely day to play team fortress 2
today is a lovely day to admire my tf2gfu
love me
today is a lovely day to stay in bed and feel miserable
>>154388793
Honestly you should. Play a game or two with your tf2gfu.
mfw when my tf2gfu isnt online
What would be the strongest class load out if you could equip any item in the appropriate slot
>>154389120
I'd play with you but I have severe social anxiety.
>>154389221
you remind me of me
>>154389270
I'll take that as a complement. We're awesome.
>>154389191
scout
scattergun
stickybomb launcher
wrench
>>154389461
wrench is shit without the build PDA
Brass Beast
Crit Soda
Anything
>>154389893
fine, amputator for some health regen
>>154390221
atomizer you retard
>>154389191
Demoman, Engineer, Sniper, and Spy become worthless because their stat spreads are just badPyro and badScout.
Sniper Rifle
Stickybomb Launcher
Big Earner
Dead Ringer
>>154390287
but +3 hp a second
who need's a third jump when you have so much survivability
>>154389191
Rocket Launcher
Kritzkrieg
Boston Basher
mike silentes starkie hafficool paulsen arrayseven
>>154390797
because instead of getting a usless +3 hp you literally dodge 110 damage from projectiles
is this a good trade
>>154391401
yes
your name is still funny
thank
someone snatched it fuk
that's a shame
botkillers that arent blood or diamond are dumb anyway
but profit is profit
also when i get a bit of profit should i get 12 or so mvm tickets to complete a few tours or no
why are you trying to make profit in this game
you know it's not 2013 anymore right
>>154359929
please do not sexualize the farie dragon
i know but it's the only fun thing i have to do
have you tried playing the game youre trying to make profit on
it's pretty fun
am i a fun thing to do
i meant the game is fun
but i wanna get a specialized killstreak strange weapon to pwn f2ps
>>154392671
post pics
you can pwn anyone with any weapon regardless of the colour of its name or the kind of numbers it counts
>>154392842
but how am i going to let everyone know i pwned people with it if it doesnt count numbers
the people you pwn will know they got pwned when you pwn them
nobody else cares
i care
i wanna know how many noobs ive pwned
also im posting from steam in-game browser because im in a csgo comp match and cant alt tab
>>154393292
are you winning
well you shouldnt care about anything other that being at the top of the scoreboard
does my tf2gfu care about me
probably
Couldn't come up with a name. Help me out,will ya?
>>154393332
im not sadly
ive got a brony and two russian kids in my team along with my raging friend
2/8 atm and losing the round
>>154393774
Pokemon GO Buddy System
>>154389191
What would be the best 6s team?
2x Scout
>Bootlegger
>Sticky Launcher
>Sandman
>Dead Ringer
2x Scout
>Shortstop
>Crit-a-Cola
>Basher
>Invis Watch
2x Heavy
>Soda Popper
>Medigun
>Solemn Vow
>Build PDA
>>154393774
please call me a slut
>>154393774
noob killer
>>154393774
excuse to be a masochist
>>154393774
Kritzkrieg
>>154393774
add me id/sopsisops
>>154393774
I hate niggers
>>154393774
sops isnt cute
post something other than names this thread is getting boring
>>154393774
sops :3
this thread is always boring
welcome to tf2g
>>154393774
Viva's burst of life
it's not when we are having an actual conversation
>>154393774
viva's burst of cum
they called a timeout fuck
>>154393774
I Hate Star_
>>154393774
viva's hot half-mexican cock
im out of the game biitch
>>154393774
Bonesaw banned from GDQ
>>154393774
>>154395000
Rerolling this one
But I believe trips beat the 4 get. Shoulda won ASAP
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/521zfk/bonesaw_barred_from_submitting_games_to_agqdsgdq/
Damn. I didn't believe it
>>154395052
rerolling for >>154395052
>>154393927
slut
>>154396112
thanks
>>154393774
Demoman
when you apply a paint to hat the hat's worth normal price +1/2 of the paint's price right
yes but nobody will buy it because nobody wants painted hats
stop trading and play the game
>>154396369
(You)
>>154396284
ebin
i've found a painted 2ref hat for 1ref
i can sell it for at least 4 ref
r-right
>complains about the thread being boring
>talks about trading
ebin
i dont have time to watch competitive matches with an hour pause between rounds sorry
also im a poorfag without an item worth more than 3 ref
>>154395784who the hell is bonesaw and why i should care about him?
am i worth more than 3 ref
>>154396284
Thanks for the help
Well fuck I just noticed I have a description tag aswell. Help with this one?
>>154398715
dotsy isnt cute, sops is
>>154398715
I love Viva like Viva loves Viva
>>154398715
takes skill
>>154398715
sops is autistic
>>154398715
why im not playing halo 5?
>>154398715
blek skuttish seyklops
>>154398715
"fragged"
gaye lol
>>154398715
>>154399493
reroll
>>154398715
you've been killed by the demo man
>>154398715
im gay
>>154398715
i visit reddit everyday
>>154398715
what makes me a good
>>154398715
wait no i meant medic lol ha ha whoops
>>154398715
sops <3
>>154398715
*notices bulge* OwO What's this? :3
>>154400256
Its done
>>154400654
now delete it
>>154400712
>>154400982
yes
clcick yeah delet it
How much would it help to play on a lower res for fps? Right now I'm at 1366x768 on a little laptop. I might get back into comp casually but I need more fps.
>>154400982
lol dont
anyone else just afk in spawn to end the game faster if they're on a shit team in comp?
>>154400982
yes delete it
>>154400982
dont do it
>>154400982
deleting items with rolled names is for losers
what am i for
>>154397451
Some speedrunner for Jak & Daxter. People say his run from SGDQ 2016 was the best run of the GDQ. GDQ staff had asked him to cool it down with his shenanigans because it was borderline offensive to some viewers, i.e. the kids. A few accidental F bombs and non-stop talk about Owen Wilson. Staff didn't wanna hear any of it. It kept on. And I guess he's just now getting in trouble for it
>>154403409
>Some speedrunner for Jak & Daxter.
t. never heard of bonesaw before
>>154403496
Exactly. I just go by what I saw in SGDQ. I'm in it for PJ, Mecha, and Klaige
new meta of spies.
>>154406141
>not 6 spies
wew
>>154406890
we had four but then some pussy went medic
>>154407534
That pussy just won the game
>>154407758
that pussy is a little cunt bitch boy who probably couldnt aim his ambassador and went for the easy class
mikes isnt cute
CLASS SKILL ORDER:
>Most skill
Demoman
Engineer
Scout
Sniper
Spy (shooting)
Heavy
Soldier
Medic
Spy (stabbing)
Pyro
>>154408851
>Build a serverside aimbot class is above scout
Image unrelated
>>154409064
yeah i'd put engie somewhere around heavy. in terms of technical skill, engineer is pretty limited and shallow, most of the game for him is resource and team management and that doesn't come down to skill at all.
>>154359929
PUCK IS NOT FOR LEWD
>>154409515
>14 hours later and my post is still getting responses
Epic
>>154313279
dont use the shit site
>>154359929
wow you were true skill demo m if ge thougth thatt tyoue were hacjung
>>154359929
yeah buddy im sure that happened :-)
>>154408464
a mad cutie called me cute.
>>154359929
???
you can hack with projectiles too mate
https://youtu.be/MfWqz8SVrVs
omg nerf the classic its so OP
*sniffs dotsy*
i found this model in the competitive folder as "round_end_score_wall_spytech"
is it seen in the game anywhere?
>>154411130
>irrelevant autistic weeb
>harassed feathers for being trans
>also a hardcore leech
yeah friend im sure people think youre cute =)
>>154412069
>INTRUDER ALERT
>RED SPY IS IN THE BASE
>>154412265
>>harassed feathers for being trans
now thats where you're wrong.
>>154392349
>>154409515
please do sexualize the fairie dragon
>>154412783
you harassed her, stop acting like you didnt do anything wrong
luckily she's smart and reacted well by being indifferent to your dumb shit but that doesnt take away the fact that youre a piece of shit
>feathers is trans
fuck
and here i am thinking we actually have a girl that plays tf2
fuck
>her
>she
please, she's cute as fuck
>>154321557
>rocket jumper assists unskilled players in performing better than they should
also
>gunboats assists unskilled players in performing better than they should and makes you worse at the game
no way this isn't bait
maybe
but it has a penois
>>154412783
it's not a good idea to bother people better than you
>>154412939
>>154413512
nice samefag dumb tranny
>>154413732
youre just making yourself look worse man
i myself dont really care what people call their gender or sexuality or whatever so long as theyre cute
feathers is pretty cute and is nice
she gets semi tilted easily in dm servers though its funny
feathers has a bigger dick than me
i would suck feathers' dick
who is cuter?
feathers or kiriikp
how can i compare feathers to kiriikp if i havnt seen him
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
....
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA N I G G A
>kirkipp
>cute
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yea he's not cute but i still fapped to him
which picture
must feel nice to have absolutely no standards
Engineer is literally the hardest class in competitive tf2
Literally debate me
Pro tip you cannot
Literally people that say engineer is easy are publords or people who never play engineer
literally effortless bait
>>154415206
I played engineer for a season of HL, and that season we had to play cp_steel and cp_vangaurd
it was not hard
>>154415305
t. Engineer least played
how does one have godlike tracking skills
http://lmaobox.net
>>154415878
Main heavy
seriously what does kiriikp even look like
like a kid with an ugly haircut or something along those lines
trannies are fucking disgusting
feathers is an exception
nvm then thats gay as FUCK
say what you like about feather, atleast they put alot of effort into looking feminine
>>154416635
it aint workin out
>>154416897
if someone takes a lot of care into the shit their taking it doesnt mean im going to find it acceptable you retard
>>154419561
lol
jesus every fucking competitive match is on a cancer map like sunshine "play scout or lose"
payload or hl fucking when
>>154419917
literally never
except swiftwater
and its horrible
are people thinking that the cow mangler is hot shit for some reason? I noticed the strange is up from 1 ref
>>154420272
they fixed the reload "bug" and i guess a bunch of youtubers made videos about how its COMPLETELY FIXED now and people bought it
>>154420272
it reloads as fast as the default RL now
so now it is effectively a RL with infinite extra ammo in the current meta
>>154420272
it's literally a straight upgrade after the recent update
>>154416635
cuuuute, i want to fuck his ass
But the cow mangler can't kill sentries
at all
>>154420432
>regular shots are the equivalent of breathing heavily on buildings
>takes entire charge to disable a building leaving you vulnerable
how is this a straight upgrade
>>154420432
>straight upgrade
>cant kill a dispenser
>>154420519
Want to to post the ones of him bent over with his cock pushed between his legs
>B-BUT IT CANT KILL BUILDINGS!!!!!!
fun fact: did you know that there's at least 5 more people in your team at all times, and some of those people are able to kill buildings???? crazy right
>>154420865
>Scout or medic
>killing sentries, ever
I could see the pocket using CM but roamer has no reason to use it ever
Demoman can still handle it but he leaves himself vulverable while doing so
>>154419917
i know you just got out of pubs but you're gonna have ot learn eventually that tf2 can be fast bud
the one payload map in rotation is the one people want out the most and for good reason
>>154420617
>press m2
>sentry is now disabled for 4 seconds
>press 2
>hold m1 until sentry is kapoot
>or let team destroy it
may not be a straight upgrade but its still good against buildings if you have a team
>>154421039
uber exists
corners exist
>>154421148
>press m2
>sniper hits your head when you are moving slower than a heavy revved up
>press m2
>sentry is now disabled for 4 seconds
>hopefully someone will be able to follow up or it's as if nothing had happened
>hold m1
>10 damage a direct hit
>using anything but the Original
LOL (laughing out loud)
>>154421039
so the other soldier or demoman can do it??????
>>154421703
>not equipping your Strange Professional Killstreak Australium Rocket Launcher with Damage Done, Gib Kills, Medics Killed and Team Shine with Cerebral Discharge to match your Unusual Kill-a-watt Team Captain
sm.h tb.h fa.m
>not shooting lasers
fucking dropped
Is there any reason to use the Stock RL over the Air Strike now? Unless you're playing in Junction for some reason.
I mean, the downsides are negligible for the huge upsides you get.
>>154422139
Kill-a-watt is yellow, son. Team shine aint yellow.
>>154422139
>Medics Killed
2/3
don't care for any of that killstreak nonsense
>>154421453
>>sniper hits your head when you are moving slower than a heavy revved up
thats implying theres a sniper on the other team to begin with
>>hold m1
>>10 damage a direct hit
if you look more carefully at the post i said press 2 and then hold m1
if youre in the role of doing stuff like destroying sentrwies you're probably playing more of a pocket role and should probably have a shotgun
literally all it would take would be for one person to shoot at the sentry
its 4 seconds of disable do you have any idea how long that is
any class could take it down in that situation (except maybe med but whatev/)
>>154422436
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
speaking of killstreaks...
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/114321
Buying some pro fabs and all robot parts.
>>154422379
the only team colored unusual is aces high
>>154422379
the eye effect for when you go 60 and 0 in pubs, Cerebral Discharge, it's quite yellow and rather electric, kind of like Kill-a-Watt
but fine
>not equipping your Strange Professional Killstreak Australium Rocket Launcher with Damage Done, Gib Kills, Medics Killed, Daffodil Sheen and Cerebral Discharge to match your Unusual Kill-a-watt Furious Fukaamigasa
>>154422608
>enemy scout notices you spent all of your rockets and now shooting your shotgun at the sentry
we can all guess what happens next
hint: it starts withmeatshotand ends with8)
but hey the sentry is down so thats good :)
>>154422714
Ryuke?
>>154422828
I did post my trade there, it's either me or a reasonably close facsimile.
>>154422436
>buildings destroyed
>not medics killed
It's like you don't even play 6s
>Upon reaching level 100 with your Dueling Badge, you receive a special untradable, ungiftable, and unmarketable Dueling Minigame with unlimited uses
>Players who have over 1000 duels won are refunded accordingly
Y/Y?
>>154423147
>dueling minigame with unlimited uses
yes
>refunded
no
>>154423147
Yes to part 1
No to part 2
This is Valve "Oy Vey" Corp we're talking about
>>154420632
yes please
>>154423332
>>154423368
Refunded in the form of a Dueling Minigames with as many uses as they have wins, so the most jewish company ever keeps their money and leaderboard chasers don't feel stiffed.
>>154422805
>kill sentry
>scout kills you in the process
>team can now push
>uber can be used to fight instead of only destroy the sentry
im failing to understand where youre coming from, i really am
Does levels in casual mean anything? Or could I just exit the game without getting exp and smurf like a motherfucker?
>>154423726
go normal soldier with normal rockets
destroy sentry normally with normal blast damage
survive the scout because you have a shotgun with full shells
>>154423819
Levels don't matter in casual, they're just epeen
>>154423916
I was wondering if it had anything to do with matchmaking. Since I haven't played in years.
>>154321086
>>154424617
>CamelCase
>>154423850
whats more important
you living or the team winning?
you may live to help out in the last push maybe but in a situation in which stock directly spamming the sentry isnt enough (ex. the splash not hitting the engy, engy repairing faster than you can damage the sentry, too many people defending the sentry, not able to get consecutive shots on the sentry etc) CM5000 may be useful
listen im not telling you that its a straight upgrade but it has its uses, even if its gimmicky
>>154423792
roll is already over
me: frag daddy
you: skinny penis
>>154426018
idk
if things get so desperate that your team cant take out a nest then yeah i guess
but your team should be able to take out a nest without the help of gimmicks
manndarin tornado or deadly daffodil fire horns?
>Topfragging as demoman
>5:1 k/d
>Our shitty tard med is running 24/7 vacc
>tell him to switch to stock so we can push last and win
>he gets buttflustered that his favorite medigun is not viable
>literally calls a kick
>Kicked
>Get 0 exp for carrying retards for two rounds of dustbowl
Why do I play this game
>>154426961
tornado always
>>154427120
vim's characters are cute
>>154427120
>>154427260
What is that character from
>>154427419
https://twitter.com/VimHomeless
the dude is kinda autistic but he draws cute stuff sometimes
>>154427120
>taking pubs seriously
here's your first problem
>>154427120
>me ooga
>team booga
>>154431326
>>>/owg/
>>154427120
literaly face to face point blank with 5 fucking enemies on a 6v6 as heavy, medic spamming chat "omg noob heavy turn around, turn around theres a soldier behind us" "behind" "behind" "noob heavy" "why didnt you turn around" jesus fuck ive got 5 people with their guns down my throat the soldier poking the odd rocket from flank can do what he fucking wants.
>>154431587
Pub medics are the highest level of autism
>discover hardstyle
>listen to it and some other oldschool stuff for a couple hours
>hop on tf2
>hitting headshots like mad
feel like i'm in a 2006 fragmovie
>>154434256
>play scout in team fortress two
>do bad
>start listening to hip hop and rap
>do good
it's like magic
electronic music is for autistic people
when i started fraggin i was young
>>154408851
updated class skill
>skill required to achieve peak performance
scout
sniper
demoman
soldier
amby spy
all other classes except engi
engineer, no difference between a f2p and 10k hours main
>>154435359
>engineer, no difference between a f2p and 10k hours main
teleporters
>>154435404
>Drop entrance at spawn and exit somewhere nearby to the combat
wow so hard
>>154435359
and below engineer is pyro, because at least engineer requires a functioning brain to place sentries and aim with shotgun, in order to play pyro all you need is to place two rocks on w and mouse1, no need for a living human.
>>154435404
>10k
every fucking game when theres 3 engis so you cant really go engi without being useless, but theres 0 teles for 3 engis. The fucking pain.
>>154435638
but, who then controls the mouse? or is that going to be left to a image recognition device, not a bot, but a vague "move towards the red shinies"
>>154435924
in that case you actually don't even need two rocks either, you're right, just simply spawn a pyro bot, it has the skill needed to pyro efficiently.
Daily reminder that demoknight is a joke "class"
>>154436629
wow dude nice kill
>>154436687
Here's another screenshot of me bullying him
>>154436629
holy crap that demo pick
>>154436838
really impressive
>""""""""sit down"""""""""
>>154402120
or just go spy for shits and giggles, it's useless and fun class to just kill time with. especially on big maps with lots of places to flank and hide. this way i'm having fun even when i'm losing, sometimes even more than tryharding with a winning team. i guess a shit team gives me an excuse to play spy and just fuck around doin nothin
>>154436839
>>154436936
>>154436952
I know, pubstomping with demoman is really hard, I'm so proud of myself for doing this that I shall post it to www.4chan.org/vg/ and receive sarcastic compliments
:x
>>154437474
you remind me of myself except i wasn't stupid
>>154437474
>1 domination
>2 deaths
Hmm...
>>154434256
>discover hardstyle
how old are you wtf
>>154437474
epic topfrag my dude
>>154438495
thats a nice pupper
happy 9/11, tf2g
pyros did 9/11
pyros did me
no engineers did 9/11
what
why
Too soon
but it's 2 am
scouts dialed 911
who let the scouts out
i don't even play demo very often
i mean yeah, we still lost, mostly because our medic was pretty useless. i think he really, really wanted to show off his australium blutsauger, considering all he did was run at the enemy team with it, but i think i did ok.
or demo's just an easy class.
nice resolution
Daym this new steam badge is so sexy.
>>154444696
do you have it? id?
Heavy is an awful state right now but we won't see major buffs because the pub community gets stomped because they are awful.
>no mobility
>worst DPS at range other than a pyro (who can still harass with flare or det)
>ramp up means that solly gets two free rockets before you start doing accurate and meaningful damage
>pyro buff on heal beams means that even with a pocket, a strafing pyro has a good chance of killing you if he flanks at all or rounds a corner when you aren't spun up
>1 playstyle
>>154444557
it's matchmaking lmao
>>154444887
No i don't. But i willactually not since this account disabledhave it tomorrow. Makes me want to grab some old account again.
/id/tehvkh
>>154445061
>no mobility
THAT'S THE POINT
>no damage at range
compared to what? heavy is amazing for denying bombs and scouts
you obviously are really new, or completely retarded.
Idea:
Increase heavy's overall mobility
Decrease heavy's overall DPS
>>154445247
thanks i actually just wanted to report it
>>154433504
Enjoy the no heals, prick.
Imagine me wanting to have fun too.
>>154445363
Have over 800 hours.
I just think that heavy should be viable for something besides pub stomping clueless players.
He is outclassed in every way by a soldier and demo.
I've grown tired of accepting the fact that there are 3 good classes in the game and a heal slave
>>154445470
Why would you report already disabled account silly?
>pick Heavy
>equip shotgun
>walk straight into people
>have no DM but it doesn't matter because 350 HP
>win every fight
idk why more heavy mains don't use the shotgun but I guess it's because if they could aim they'd be playing Scout instead
all Heavy needs is for his sandviches to be in a new weapon slot so people actually use his shotguns and I think he would become much more viable
>>154445363
There is literally NO situation in which heavy benefits that soldier and demo wouldn't be just as capable if not more.
There are a ton where Heavy can't compete.
>>154445818
i dont knwo
maybe they can disable it again
maybe they can double disable it
>>154445848
>heavy
>dm 1 guy and then die because you are too slow and got within shotgun range of enemy team
Fucking brilliant plan.
Fun and viable on Hightower. Nowhere else.
heavies that are really really good are scary
>>154445915
Report this
id/-vkh
>>154446131
that was so nice that now i dont want to report it
>>154446036
>you get killed by the enemy team
>oh but your team wouldn't be helping at all no only the other players have teammates
you sound like the kind of person whose KDR doesnt go above 1 very often
>>154446036
hes right about the sandvich though
it needs to be a stock item in slot 4
its fucking stupid that even family business, arguably the best shotgun in the game, is still worse than fucking bread
sandvich is almost a vital part of heavy, and even doing something like removing it would cripple the class into pyro-tier uselessness
>>154445863
>>154445715
jesus christ tf2g is full of the biggest shitters. heavy has a lot of health, and has a pistol with an extremely large clip. he's good for tanking enough damage that the entire team has to focus him. he does enough damage to punish you if you don't focus him. 800 hours is like ugc iron. of course you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. heavy is perfectly balanced as is, besides the tomislav and natascha.
>>154446918
>Natascha being anything other than useless
angry demoknight main detected
are they ever going to get rid of the fucking ridiculous cvar blacklist for competitive matchmaking
i hate having my viewmodel fov locked to 70 and not being able to use half of the commands in my config
>>154447618
there is a minimlized viewmodel option in advanced options
now the real question here is why are viewmodels locked in comp
>>154447816
i mostly use minimized viewmodels but i prefer regular ones with high viewmodel_fov for scattergun, stickybomb launcher and a couple others
>started playing again
>few cosmetics
>some taunts
>barely any weapons that aren't trash
>don't want to sell cosmetics or taunts
how do I get out of this dilemma
>>154448410
realize that cosmetics dont matter then go out and frag
>>154448487
yeah but fashion
I literally cannot stand looking ugly in games
it all started with playing Souls games and realising minmaxed builds were all trashy as fuck
>people who are purposely deadweight in comp
um
who are you quoitng
quote me
>quote me
>>quote me
wow back off i didnt ask you to quote me wtf creep
26dollar is a racist
https://youtu.be/mraRO_BNQG4
I'm surprised this even exists considering valve refuses to touch tf2 with a 10 foot pole these days
>>154452056
mate
>october 2015
>>154452096
>implying valve hasn't just pretended tf2 doesn't exist since 2012
>get called a trash spy for killing a razorback sniper with the ambassador
good shit
How to fix TF2:
>Bootlegger attributes removed
>Attributes replaced with:
>Doubles Stickybomb Launcher clip size, reload speed, reserve ammo, and fire rate
>Doubles movement speed
>Upon dealing over 30 damage: Gain minicrits for 8 seconds
>Upon kill: Gain 200 HP (can overheal with no limit)
>(Drawback) Upon teamwipe: User is marked for death for 2 seconds
Valve will either have to get off their lazy ass to nerf this or I will be able to stomp pubs forever. Either way I win.
What if bootlegger becomes demoman bootlegger?
>>154453243
>still has random crits
disgusting
>>154453436
It's not a weapon so it's balanced, like the Crit-a-Cola. ;)
Oops I actually forgot
>While user's HP is over 2700, user receives a 10% damage vulnerability
>bootlegger
more like junkrat XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
i dont get it
junkrat is a demoman bootleg
ohh
that's pretty funny
>>154312339
pah TF2 ..
no way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_wBn4PGR54
FTW
>>154454641
if only tf2 had more waifus, maybe then they wouldn't all be WHITE MALES
>>154455070
>white
:x
god damn fucking disgusting weebs
im glad this game has no females
>>154453371
whoops meant gunboat
i am speshal
why does the scattergun have a screenflick with everyshot
>>154431587
May be that Soldier tried to pick Medic away from you? What can you do against 5 people once your Medic is dead?
why do somepeople just bunchword together for noreason
>sfm avatar pic of their loadout
Ok so my internet is pretty shitty and i often have to deal with three bar connections. Are there any classes that are still playable with this kind of latency or is it futile to even bother?
>>154458397
you have various options
you can play scout because there's nothing more painful than trying to kill a fast moving class that also teleports all over the place
you can play sniper because you get some bullshit headshots
you can play heavy because you can people people behind walls
you can play spy because latency brutally rapes backstab hitboxes
you can play medic and just help your team out
as long as you play anything that isnt a soldier and demo you should be fine, you cant do shit with projectiles with latency
https://epicmafia.com/game/5406766
Mafia
>>154458562
I've been playing scout with some degree of succees but I seem to get nailed by sentries a few seconds after I've run behind walls.
I'm not sure if they just plain kill scouts the second I see them or its my connection.Can scouts contribute to destroying sentry emplacements?
>>154458562
Do laggy scouts need to lead their shots or are hitscan weapons tracked client side?
>>154458735
ohh yeah sentries will be a pain
theyre already a pain without lag so i imagine it must be worse with it
all you can do is yell at your team and tell them to destroy it
>>154458787
im pretty sure theyre client side but i could be wrong
latency does weird shit with hitboxes
>>154458845
Another bullshit thing to fight for laggy boiz would probably be pyros. By the time you've seen them they already started setting you on fire.
>>154458942
OH THIS
i dont know how i forgot
latency essentially makes your flames go further
you probably wont reflect shit though
>>154458735
>Can scouts contribute to destroying sentry emplacements
Bonk atomic punch, but only if your team isnìt braindead, and only if it's only 1 sentry or you'll go flying to fucktown
>>154460334
you only go flying if you jump or if a rocket knocks you up instead of just knocking you back
>change graphics settings to high
>dxlevel changes to 7.0 for some reason
>change dxlevel to 9.0
>antialias is now gone
>enable antialias
>everything seems to be working fine now
>play a game, scoreboard screenshots at the end still enabled even though i disabled them yesterday
>turn off scoreboard screenshots
>fps_max 0
>restart tf2
>scoreboard screenshots and fps_max 145 are now back on
>nothing in my autoexec changes antialias, fps_max, or the demo settings
help
>>154462502
You have something that executes after the autoexec that resets the settings.
either that or you set -autoconfig in the game launch options
i have a dentist's appointment tomorrow
wish me luck
Is the default PoV good enough or is there some sort of recommended setting?
>>154463617
75 is the default I think and personally I like the fov low because at the higher fov's I have less focus on what I'm seeing but others say 90 is better because you can see more but I recommend 75 personally
>>154463757
70 is the default highest FOV.
>>154463617
Try 90, if you would like to see more of your weapon and surroundings.
>>154463928
oh well I recommend the lowest fov whatever that is
im the lowest low
@ post number 154463757 and 154464274
are you baiting
>i won't heal you because you don't wear hats xDD
What is wrong with these pub medics cunts? If i topscoring maybe i deserve to be pocket even if my hat is bold and weapons is full stock huh?
Heavy with a sick hat>shitter with no hay
>>154464917
>have hats
>play scout
>healslut wont heal
>frag hard
>glowy eyes
>healslut heals
feels pretty good
>gun mettle update was over a year ago
the new skins and maps remind me of my tf2gfu and how we used to play tf2 lots
i miss those d*ys
I play tf2 with my tf2gfu lots
>>154464917
treat every medic as a shitter unless they're your friends
mfw i CRY
>not yelling at your medic over the mic until he is yours
who /dont even play tf2/ here
tf2 is fun sometimes
you should try it
>>154465839
i like when i play med and people talk dirty to me
>>154466373
buff me you SLUT
i like it when my tf2gfu talks nice to me
i like it when people talk to me
do you like me
>>154465839
Something happened with my mic and now he sounds like transformer vault. http://vocaroo.com/i/s08UviSNDuQF
And i can't really say anything correct in english.
yeah kinda
oh
>>154466373
i wish people do this to me, but they are always so nice
DRAWING UPDATE?
shut up and wait you impatient fuck
ok sorry master, i will learn my place far below you oh mighty drawing overlord
*kisses feet*
ok now suck my dick autist bitch
*sucks your dick autist bitch*
thanks
you are welcome
less dick sucking, more demomen
i want to suck demomans dick
>>154468387
update when
How long do I need to play to look fashionable without using money?
>>154468387
>>154468387
>>154469250
0 days
vanilla = fashionable and you are a faggot if you force yourself into thinking otherwise
am i fashionable
*twirls skirt*
>>154470358
don't call people faggots
it makes other want to leave and avoid us and that's dangerous to the survival of this general
>>154469250
one hat is all you need
pictured is the tuxy my favorite all class cosmetic
post something interesting
yeah dude why dont you talk to us about all the """"""""""""""""profit"""""""""""""""" you made lately that's interesting as fuck
>>154471371
fuck off i asked like 2 questions
>>154471606
>That tux
What did the spy in quake TF do?
>>154471606
pyro is a nigger, mystery over
>fuck off
not you
except not really because i still like your name
>>154384328
>demoman the easiest class
did they delete heavy engineer pyro and spy then?
>>154434256
i like some hardstyle
i like some drum n bass too as long as its not too gay and vocal
my friend says all drum n bass sounds the same but thats not true
thats like saying that all reagge sounds the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yyaxg6pRao
>not you
typo confirms you should stay i guess
>>154471916
he had conc grenades or something
almost every class had grenades in QWTF
im glad thats a thing of the past
>>154416635
i would go gay for that ass
>>154389191
scout
>sniper
>shotgun
>solemn vow
>dead ringer
>>154406141
>being able to see gun
hah a
thank man
>>154472201
>Grenades
I remember this shit, even the heavy got raped by the sniper in cqc where he drops a grenade on you and proceeds to circle strafe you with his autogun before you could land.
In fact I remember the heavy being the worst class during those times.
>watch frag video
>soldier shoots people with three rockets before he could land
How the fuck do you figure this wizardry out
>>154473023
>250 hp
it should have stayed that way.
>>154420585
>cow mangler can't kill sentries
plz tell me how that matters in 6 against 6
>downloaded 100 GB of porn @ LAN
>mfw most of it is garbage
>>154472992
what
>>154473023
Remember the fucking spy grenades that made you trippy as fuck?
Those were fucking good times.
>>154435359
i agree
what's your favourite payload map
mine's snowycoast
what monitor mode should i use for tf2?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11203022
>>154474057
borneo or frontier
why is there no 1366x768 option
i use 1280x800
>>154474691
its an option i could do but i dont feel like it
i could also go for extra fov with like 1600x900 or 1280x600
but the black bars on top and bottom trigger me
Anyone selling shitty hat for 2 rec or less?
>>154475175
>1280x600
you mean 1280x720
the fov maxes out at 16:9 aspect ratio
>>154474579
1024x768 is the perfect balance
>>154474057
Gold Rush
>>154474057
Barnblitz
>>154475581
o rly?
i thought that fov limit was only activated if you used window or borderless modes
>>154476063
agree
i just wonder if it will make the sniping harder than the higher resolutions
>>154474057
Borneo is the best
>>154476736
i dont know
i've never heard of there being a different fov limit for full screen mode
Why haven't you kissed your tf2gfu yet today, Anon?
>>154469250
Just don the pyrovision goggles and gibus and shit on the unusual-wearing faggots. I mean, look at those fuckers. They're wearing the equivalent of your fucking car on their virtual backs, and it goes without saying a gibus-f2p lookin fucker tearing the shit out of them has to be absolutely degrading. Just imagine that brief moment where you anger them into regretting every cent or second spent trading for those items.
You'll be the shining image of a well-adjusted TF2 player; one who didn't waste a single penny and reminds others that unusuals don't make anyone any better than anyone else.
i speak for all of us when i say that we live too far away
can you even call it living when your tf2gfu is so far away
not really but who cares
i care about my tf2gfu
i wish my tf2gfu cared about me
>huntsman
>scorch shot
>reserve shooter
>backburner
>crit a cola
daily reminder that these are still in game
>>154478642
>>154478707
>>154478773
>>154478867
>>154478884
>>154478958
Don't you have anything better to do?
>>154479201
does my tf2gfu have anyone better to do
I can't imagine how sad is your life if you don't have anything better to do than doing same retarded shitposting every fucking day.
>>154477356
read about it time ago in ozfortress forums
there was a very cool thread about it with comparisons of 16:9 and other aspect ratios
if i find it ill post it here
i am a sad girl
>comp MM
>win gorge attacking in like 2 mins
>mfw enemy team is even faster
i hate the lack of gamesense, valve need to step up their game with decent tutorials
Then get a huge dick which will make you happy and leave this thread already.
your to slow
>>154478958
>backburner
>not fun AND balanced
Notice my expertly timed wiggle as i approach the sniper.
If i run in a zig zag pattern it's more difficult to get shot
i want to be like thabridgetroll and get good with underrated unlocks but its too much effort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-axKN_oR9U
this guy won against a slin+b4nny stack on comp MM running backburner pyro with detonator
>>154481523
getting good with unlocks
backburner pyro detonator
you could get good with any weapon if you just practice with it over and over again until you learn how to use it right
I run backburner+flaregun instead of the detonator. I need kills and the detonator eventually draws enemies to the sound of it firing and I lose the element of surprise.
Whats the fastest way to get all the class weapons unlocked? I've been playing for a while but I mostly get crappy shit.
>>154482961
give money to crap.tf, or trade for them like any sane person
>Be Medic
>Carry team
Medic might be the ultimate try hard class. I just wish he was more fun to play.
>>154465575
>missing the gun mettle days
how new are you to this game
>>154482961
The only non-stock weapons you need are:
Winger
Boston Basher
Direct Hit
Gunboats
Escape Plan
Crusader's Crossbow
Kritzkreig
Ubersaw
Bazaar Bargain
Pain Train
Soda Popper
Shortstop
Mad Milk
Atomizer
Disciplinary Action
Detonator
Backscratcher
Iron Bomber
Scottish Resistance
Gloves of Running Urgently
Fists of Steel
Ambassador
Big Earner
>>154483279
Crossbow/Blutsauger
Stock Medigun
Ubersaw
2 (two) medics
stir vigorously until smooth, then simply add mixture to pubs for instant fun
post German dominators
>>154483307
i didnt say i didnt play tf2 before gun mettle
>Hightower
>Sit on the cart as Heavy
>Win because there's nothing better for a cart than a fatass Heavy who refuses to move
>Everyone rages in chat
This never gets old
>comp with randoms because friends don't want to play
>cp_badlands
>team gets wiped on mid
well, shit
never again
>>154484467
>not picking soldier and carrying their asses to victory no mater how hard they try to lose
>>154482961
most unlocks are shit or not fun anyway no matter what your playstyle is
>>154483830
>>154484820
you can't play soldier or demo very well with the shitty interp cvar
>>154485694
reduced interp is a crutch
>>154485694
more like you can't play solly or demo because you're absolute shit and are just as likely to blow yourself up as you are to miss an easy pick
>>154343723
I don't think anyone knows; it was really weird
am i weird
>No update this week
>>154486084
Hi Footstool
>>154483279
>I just wish he was more fun to play.
Get ks kit on every weapon. Getting huge killstreaks for healing is cool.
>>154485898
if it takes half a second to shoot a rocket, whoever you're shooting at is a below garbage player if they get hit.
mfw i
WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO
>>154487396
thread meme count: 8
fraff
http://tf2r.com/no.html
who are the best demos in NA? i miss when EU had enormous demoman talent
epsilon era: numlocked
i52: warhuryeah
making EU TF2 less boring award: kaidus
current era: spudd zzzzzz
post your tf2payerrankings stats