/pdg/ - PAYDAY General

>perk deck in OP is still the shitty one that one retard made

delet this

>>154308794

Make a better one then

>>154308971
i dont have good editing skills but ill give it a go anyways

Shillfest when?

>that shitty perk deck guide

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6th for sexy clover

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0cqx0s09Vk

was he right ?

>>154312438
Stop shilling your Jewtube channel

>>154312438
please post a list of the heists, i dont want to give some literally who views

>>154312858
The Biker Meme
Birth of Meme
Memestarter
Hotline Memeami
Hoxton Memeout
First World Meme
The Memeond
Beneath The Meme
The Big Meme
Lab Memes
Shadow Meme

>>154312438

>10) Biker Heist

Decently farmable, but the helicopter turret on Day 2 is worse than Hitler and with pubs that never grab Inspire you will get murdered

Day 1 is okay, snipers are over the top though

>9) Birth of Sky

Fair enough, plane is rushed in one minute, it's passable on the ground. Sewer Escape is uninspired bullshit (3 bulldozers spawn in your face, for real now ?)

>8) Firestarter

Day 1 Stealth is broken and needs Long Guide to do, worse on DW. Day 2 is an okay day but server alarm point makes it ECM rush galore. Day 3 is literally a fucking bank. On Loud the payout is barely worth all the grinding

7) Hotline Miama

Fair enough, as long as you don't deal with retards who can't cook and the one dumb puppy who tries to bag all the coke, you also generally need to bring C4 off-perk for Day 2, or a saw that's going to be useless otherwise

6) Hoxton Breakout

Loud Farming Simulator 2016. Incredibly easy as long as you're not retarded and can avoid a turret. Otherwise gets stale after a while, at least both days can be wrapped in 10 minutes each if your team isn't retarded

>5) First World Bank

Stealth Farming Simulator 2016, also Le Overdrill (that pubbies will always fuck up unless you personally do it, because it's that hard to search "Payday 2 Overdrill" with Google)

No reason to not do it in stealth, it's quick, hard to fuck up due to predictable guards, loot hauling is minimal and you get 800k XP solo

If you're going to do it Loud, it's DW Overdrill or bust

>4) The Diamond

Passably fun, although the maze at the end busts my balls and you have to reroll it ten fucking times until it gives you a straight line you can actually do in DW

Cash potential is limited, and if you fuck up the alarm you're done, even if the Diamond is already secured. Bile takes ten years to come extract your ass

1/2

>>154313641

>3) Beneath the Mountain

The heist is seriously impacted by the shitty turret fighting segment when first entering the base. Only way to get past it is either to empty all guns for like 30 seconds or get 3 players to bait it while an ICTV goes to cut the grilles and hope it doesn't shit out infinite fart gas

>2) The Big Bank

Masochism. Waste 3 pagers on the front area, and then have to move 20 bags through an area crawling with guards

On loud, it's fine, but you need Bus Escape because all the other escapes are retarded. In that case, as long as one person isn't retarded and rushes the crane so you don't have to deal with the snipers, it becomes retarded easy

>1) Lab Rats

Second worst repeatable heist behind the one with presents and coke (Xmas something, very forgettable). Incredibly easy to fall off and die, shit all for covers, map traversals are awful, pubbies will blow the lab near instantly and kill everyone

>0) Shadow Raid

As long as you understand all the exploits, it's fun if lengthy. The XP gain is absolute garbage though. Do it a few times to get the XP and DW completion and then forget it ever existed

2/2

>>154314036
There are no bugs in Shadow Raid.

0/10 blog, would not heist witih.

>>154314227

You can glitch the helicopter to prevent the awful 4 guard spawn on OVK/DW, simply stand on a specific part of the helipad

You can glitch two guards by keeping the doors to the balcony closed, because the pathers are enabled but the AI will break since it can't reach them

Neither of those are intended, although they have become commonplace to use because the heist instantly becomes less fun

>>154314492
There are no bugs in Shadow Raid.

Maybe you should quit your lies while you're still ahead.

>>154313517
Nice meme

>>154314890
thanks my friend

>>154314036
>>154312438
Murky station is the superior stealth heist.

Gambler is god tier perk deck

>>154315517

Murky Station is fun it its own rights. Not sure about the payout, but it's certainly more fresh than Shadow Raid

>>154315807
Payout is respectable, but the XP payout is the important part. 833,000 XP (assuming infamy 5) for max 20 minutes of work, with only 16 bags total you need to move a small distance.

Shadowraid, on the other hand, pays very well, but is lengthy (30 minutes average), has a lot of bag handling, and only gives ~500,000 xp at infamy 5. Shadow raid is also a bit more RNG focused, and also has a lot of bugs

>>154317217

I think right now Murky Station and First World Bank are the best stealth-able heists

Murky Station has higher payout if you're good in stealth environments, and First World Bank rewards you for properly doing objectives by giving you a full Control segment

Both give roughly 800k base ignoring Infamy boost

>>154317217
Shadow Raid DW used to give out 1 mil+ exp a pop.

But then Infamy 2.0 happened.

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>>154317670
>crews ECM rushing shadowraid ruined it for all of us

>>154318125
No, it was purely the bitching from the Steam forums and OVK devs fucking us in the ass with the shitastic update that they called Infamy 2.0.

OVK has a very long history of pumping out kneejerk reactions to kill any attempts to make grinding easier. The current exp trigger / exp-per-bag system exists solely so OVK could keep SR DW's exp payout low like keeping max bags at 32 so that securing all bags still gives you a shit payout.

>>154318643
And on a side note, unlike other games like Dota 2 where devs prioritise Reddit opinions over their own dev forums, Reddit amusingly has zero voice in Payday 2. It's purely the Steam forums.

>>154318643
But ECM rush SR was the whole XP grinding thing that got SR XP nerfed as a whole

>>154318643

And then they fucked it again, Classics are the best XP grinders in the game

>>154320070
How are any of the four we have better than Rats Pro DW?

>>154320538
Because you can't put sode in the classic heists

>>154311194
cheeki breeki

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>>154323439
IV DAMKE

>>154311194
OBLIGATORY CLOVER PORN POST
http://payday-clover.tumblr.com/archive

the models fucking disappeared

Sociopath sucks and they need to change it to 10% damage reduction and 20% health regen for melee kill then it will be good

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THEY STILL DIDN'T FIX HOXTON'S "STAY DOWN" VOICELINE BUG
IT'S BEEN IN THE GAME FOR 2 YEARS!

>>154324062

What bug ?

What needs to be updated on the perk deck guide? Also there is a hidden "don't act dumb" in the background of the burglar description that I just noticed

>>154324667
in stealth(control phase if loud),britbong hoxton says "get down"to civs that are already down,instead of saying "STAY down".
this wouldn't be an issue if he didn't have only 4 "get down" lines,which means that he repeats the same 4 lines over and over again,this makes crowd control in stealth a pain in the ass.
the worst part is that he actually uses the correct set of lines on a police assault

>>154323876
i want clover porn so baDLY :(

>>154326420
I want Sydney porn badly

>>154326636
there's a decent sydney pic already

none for my waifu :^(

>>154326962
post the sydney porn pls

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>>154311194
Dressing up as video game characters is a hobby

>>154326962
Good luck anon. Maybe one day someone will make some porn for your waifu and hopefully, more for sydney.

>>154327325
http://asset-9.soupcdn.com/asset/16114/4862_9d33_960.png

cheers

>>154327325
http://rule34-data-010.paheal.net/_images/527862a2854fdd5f7254880aa1c25a72/1937904%20-%20MegaSweet%20Payday%20Payday_2%20Sydney.png
IM NOT POSTING THE ACTUAL IMAGE SO MODS CAN'T DO SHIT(?

>>154327718
>>154327891
mediocore

why no payday 2 sfm porn?

>>154327923
dont be so ungrateful

i'd kill for something like that with clover

>>154328020
no models nigga
clover had some good models with tons of variations(unbuttoned shirt,blazer but no pants,etc)but they suddenly fucking vanished

>>154314595
t. overshill almir

>>154328410
goD DAMMIT RrrrAAAUGHHHHHHHHH

>>154328410
How did that happen? I'm not familiar with animation but can't someone just rip the models from the game files or something?

why didn't anyone just get the models while they were still up

>>154313641
>you also generally need to bring C4 off-perk for Day 2, or a saw that's going to be useless otherwise
The door that you encounter while climbing the floors is not "C4-friendly".

>>154314492
>You can glitch the helicopter to prevent the awful 4 guard spawn on OVK/DW, simply stand on a specific part of the helipad
If you never go to the helipad, the guards will always spawn.
You only get the fifth artifact if you go to the helipad.
It's a feature.

>>154329951
It's actually 50/50 if you dont stand on it

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This thread is so dead. Where is everyone?

>>154332983
It's your fault.

>>154332983
looking for nude sfm models.

trap feet

jewfest when

>>154333261
end of this month/mid-october if we lucky

>there's 160 damage ARs but no 160 damage SMGs

>>154329509
i don't think it works like that
>>154329602
the people that did (evidenced by >>154323876 ) didn't "sign" their work,which means that it's gonna be really fuckin hard to find them,which means no models

>>154333493
>DMR kit can't be used on Krinkov/Para
fuck you overkill

Holy shit, how long did it take me to notice that I had short barrel on my M1014 which reduces the ammo in the chamber by 2. Never used it because of it and only today did I see the long barrel which adds 2 and makes it great. I actually had so much fun with it and everything died on DW...it was glorious, for sure.

>>154335254
What's your set up with it?

>>154335408
Just the standard Shotgun CQB & Impact aced along with Overkill. Get the long barrel and as much stability as you can for maximum machine gun.

>>154333101
this tbqh

>>154335823
>Overkill
Well shit, no wonder I haven't been having as much fun with shotguns. I should make a shotgun run and gun build with it.

>>154337659
Why is Bonnie listed as Bodhi?

>>154337870
t. bodhi

>>154337870
Because their names are so similar i accidentally fucked them up

>>154337957
rip

>>154337659
Sure. How do you play it?

>>154338131
You watch. Contestants randomly do/have stuff happen to them. I'm assembling the images, I'll start posting shortly

>>154338131
You don't play it.

>>154337659

Sure, go ahead before the mods wake up and eliminate fun

>>154338718
>cloaker
>her
wew

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>>154339158
>hector convinces skulldozer to snuggle with him

>>154339362
>cloaker
>cloak her

>>154339607
rip best character
its jacket

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>>154339707
Real human being

>>154339987
ah kak

>how can it be a drill if it aint drillin
What did he mean by this?

>>154340315
It's a broke dick piece of shit drill

hot new exploit guys
enter preplanning in skill profile that has messiah
switch to skill profile that does not have messiah
messiah still works!!!

>>154311194
I would fuck all three of those people.
if I dress up like a bank manager, will they rape me?

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>>154332983
>tfw pokemon go will die before gardevoir is added
>tfw no gardevoir heister

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who /crime/ here

>>154342482
friend owns that

every time I look at his inventory I weep

>>154342482
How the fuck are you supposed to use the knuckles?

>>154344049
With your FIST

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>>154344049
You need giant fists

>>154344162
>>154344259
But even if your hands were big enough the GUN is in the way

>>154344463
punch sideways

>>154344463
just like turn it upside down

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99th for the TCN masks being the most shill ones

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100th for killing floor 2 crossover when?

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I got kicked

>>154350136
I was going to make fun of you for implying that a Hector heist can be stealthed but then I remembered that Firestarter pretends to have stealth components.

>Get a Community safe ONE Oy vey
>Mint Royal

>>154351269
Nice.

how is Normal a difficulty

like, who the fuck is playing any heists on Normal outside of easy achievement farming

even total shitters still do their heists on Very Hard

>>154351459
For fun or to learn, shit can be comfy senpai

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>>154351269
>It’s actually community safe 1

>>154351459
To farm safes after the timer resets

>>154351762
Every safe from here on out is going to be a community safe unless OVK puts out one of their own for special occasions.

Since there are no solicitations for skins for the next safe yet, they might put out one for Crimefest 2016. Who knows.

>>154351269
>open mine
>get a mint harvest
Glad I got it but it nearly went to a Shooting star

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>Most downed: Musclesuit Shitter (18)
please stop spreading bad memes around people, some idiots actually believe them

>>154351872
http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/discussions/-1/350540974002556156/?appid=218620
Well overkill could always do safes with a theme such as hallowen safe or crimefest 2016 safe that are both incoming events

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>>154342482
we /k/ now

>>154353446
you can really tell whoever wrote these has never been to any type of imageboard

>>154353869
does it matter

>>154353895
do you matter

>>154353942
not really

>>154353970
yeah me neither

Is it a guaranteed safe every week or just a chance? Because I've put ten hours in this week with nothing.

>>154355332
Refresh after 1 week, so you need to need to wait 1 week after your last safe drop

>>154355405
My last safe drop was on the 6th. So I guess I'm just having really shitty luck.

>>154355691
>6th
Just 3 days ago wanker, retry the 13

>>154355691
Shit, not the 6th, I got my numbers mixed up. A week before that. I thought it was the 17th for some reason.

>>154355812
See
>>154355824

sixth skill tree when

>>154356590
What would be it about

>>154355907
>>154355824
>>154355812
>>154355691
Okay I checked again and my last one was definitely on the 30th because I listed what I got from it the next day, the 31st. I haven't gotten a safe since then despite putting 10+ hours in this week.

>>154356942
Last time I played was two months ago. About ten games and no safes.

>>154357142
I got one eventually last week, after a couple hours. It's taking forever to get one this week.

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>>154234309
>>154253891
Hello heisters!

Still no new side jobs today, sorry :(

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKING TARDS I'M TIRED OF SEEING PUBS FUCKING UP CONVERSIONS

IF YOU FAIL TO DOMINATE A COP YOU HAVE 5-9 SECONDS TO SUCCESSFULLY DOMINATE THEM, OR THEY WILL RESIST YOUR F-PRESSING FOREVER

YES BY YELLING AT THE FULL HEALTH LONE COP YOU ARE FUCKING IT UP FOR EVERYONE

WAIT 2 FULL SECONDS AFTER SHOOTING/MELEEING A COP BEFORE PRESSING F OR THEY WILL RESIST IT
YES THIS INCLUDES OTHER PEOPLE DON'T SCREAM AT THE COP AS SOON AS I TASE HIM YOU FUCK

BAD
>see cop, press F
>shoot cop a little, mash F
>mash F more
>wtf cop dont surrender???
>just shoot cop and forget about it

PERFECT
>see cop, tase/shoot a little
>wait 2 sec
>press F like 1-2 times max
IT'S
THAT
EASY

>>154356684
martial arts

I can't remember the last time I put points into technician and fugitive

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>>154356139
Tighest crew ever

>>154356684
being a useless lonewolf "mlg pro sniper" piece of shit on the vantage point all heist while the rest of your teammates play the objective

>>154359852
i always put points into the "skills about getting downed" section of fugitive because i acknowledge that i'm a total shitter who can't survive without them

So did the PS4 version get the 505 games bullshit patched out of it yet?

>>154360303
>patch
No patches for console until Oct. 11.

>505 games bullshit
What is this?

>>154360436
You know all the pay to win garbage that was in the game until overkill bought the rights back.

>>154360505
>all the pay to win garbage
You're going to have to be more specific.

Consoles had everything up to The Bomb that the PC had so unless there's some "Pay $0.99 to get out of custody" feature I don't know about, I don't know what you're referring to.

If you're talking about the DLCs like gage package mods, then the answer is no.
If not, I don't know what you're asking about.

Also
>505 games
Almir made a long post saying that 505 Games had nothing to do with any of the jewing that Starbreeze + OVK has done over the years (including microtransactions), and that all the decisions were their own. I don't know if he's lying just to make 505 Games look good but he also added to say that all their jewing and money-grubbing decisions were made ~FOR THE COMMUNITY~ because more money means ~MORE CONTENT~ and that he doesn't regret a single bit of it. Given the same choice for the same reasons, he said they'd do it all over again if they thought they could make more money ~FOR THE COMMUNITY~.

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>>154360693
>Almir
I remember when we thought Goldfarb leaving would make things better.

>>154360693
I remember some chest and key system was the reason I stopped playing a couple of years ago.
Wondering if it's worth jumping back in on PS4.

>>154360934
>a couple of years ago
I think you're a little confused. That was late October 2015.

>>154360934
Consoles aren't getting microtransactions for the forseeable future. They're spending plenty on having to rebuy the game for updates.

Haha s-sucks for y-you guys.

>>154361152
So what you're saying is that if I paid $5 for the PC version, and the PS4 is currently quite cheap for a physical copy, that it is worth it.
Have Overkill said anything about a PS4 Pro patch?

>>154361302
If you pay $5 for the PC version, that's base game without any DLCs.

I guess if you don't give a shit about the bad goy tag, you can just use the DLC Unlocker and enjoy all the on-disc DLC forever.

>Have Overkill said anything about a PS4 Pro patch?
I dunno, there's an official poster ad floating around somewhere. Just look for The Big Score.
#TheBigScam

I wonder if they're even doing Crimefest this year after the shitstorm last year.
>jumping animations
>safes
>shitty heist that makes you deliver the fucking safes
>meme masks (one of which eventually got a copyright claim against it and was replaced
Did I miss any other blunders from Crimefest 2015?

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>>154342482
>>154344259
>federal officials using a fucking chan website as an information source

>>154362246
>Paydayverse cops
>competent

pick one and only one

>>154361513
>(one of which eventually got a copyright claim against it and was replaced)
I don't remember this part. What was the mask?

>>154362480
The trollface mask. They replaced it with something else, but I can't be fucked booting the game up to see what.

>>154362480
Some subset of the meme masks (e.g. doge, me gusta, etc.) was the target of a C&D because they had actual attributed copyrights.

>>154362560
>>154362603
>trollface
>copyrighted
what the fuck? who holds the copyrights to that?

>>154362640
No shit, it's an old /v/ tripfag who repeatedly got caught pretending to be a girl who thinks he's hot, and is about 5'3.

>>154362640
http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?v1=1&ti=1,1&Search%5FArg=trollface&Search%5FCode=TALL&CNT=25&PID=GXWx5sHd8xyQUaGNhpw8uwboLCF23&SEQ=20160910041127&SID=1

Some guy named Carlos Ramirez

Firestarter day one when 3 people go to one hangar and 1 goes to the other and there is always that one guy who instead of helping to move bags from the far hangar while the spawns are low he will move the bags from the stairs up the hill to secure them which does nothing but waste valuable time

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>tried to get some fr33 DLCs via hacking and internet abuse of cheats
>tfw hooking failed
how do i into modding niggas

>>154363489
How many times is your dumbass going to post this all you do is copy two folders and a dll file to the payday folder. Is it that hard

>>154363489
>Being poor

>>154363638
>dumbass
you too
i just followed instructions from that epic hacker site
>>154363648
i already bought most of dlcs i wanted

>>154363759
Then why use the unlocker is you already own the ones that you wanted :^)

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what do you guys think about this format

wip

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>>154363889
because i want everything

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>>154363936
Clear enough, you can roll with it.

>>154363991
Then buy them, duh!

>>154364040
never f*cking reply to me again

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>>154363991

>>154363936
I will remake it and it will look better than this but only if someone pays me

>>154364405
he's doing it for free tho

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>>154363489
Are you really going to exploit a starving indie studio that NEEDS that DLC money? Anonymous, please.

>>154364346
no you shut your stupid bitch ass nigga mouth fag
>>154364494
yes

Animefag the dlc is in the god damn OP mods and lua pastebin stupid motherfucker you need BLT too

Oh anf fuck off back to tf2g you shitposting nigger

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>>154364706
holy shit but why they made it so confusing and unintuitive do that stupid kid even knows what ''''optional'''' means?? it means its useless and you dont need it not that you need it HOLY SHIT
thx i was close to figuring it out myself tho
never played tf2 btw

So upgrading skills is free now? And you lose nothing for respec?

>>154366273
Yup. Go ham.

do akimbo counts as pistols?

>>154366662
For skills? Yes.
For side jobs? No.

Who wants to play

>>154366273
Yeah, for some reasons, the developers really wants to make the money extremely big but with nothing to spend on, the weapons and modifications being cheap as fuck now.

At least the farming is reasonable now but come on Overshill.

Did they change dodge visuals?

I haven't played since the original Hoxton was announced to be some edgelord.
I got to lvl 100 got my shades and stopped.

How different is the game now?
I stopped because the CAR-4 seemed to be the answer to every thing and DW was just exploiting and hiding in corners for long periods of time. I only joined heists solo and usually stuck as an Enforcer Saw build or a Mastermind Reviver because stealth was usually a waste of time.

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What would be Grammaton Cleric loadout?

>>154370327
Changed a lot some good stuff, most of it for the worst.

but you can bring a fucking AK-5 to a dw lobby and no one will complain, so that's a plus.

>>154370723
FUCK, I wanted to say.
>game has changed a lot, some good stuff, most of it for the worst tho.

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>heat street is finally released,
>yfw it's filled with swat turrets and a captain winters on the other side of the map

>>154342482
>tfw this post could be in the next dlc

>>154370327

Shitloads more freedom in weapon usage, just about anything is viable if you build your skills around it.

Game's the best it's ever been.

>>154372142
I don't think those are real quotes, anon.

>>154314492
>helicopter glitch
>glitch
Yeah, somehow the game spawns another helicopter with fucking loot. It wasn't intended at all you fucking retard

>>154373186
>game can't create a collision box at specified location
>uses alternate location as a failsafe
>only works with host client

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I started playing PD2 again after the recent sale, where I picked up most of the recent DLC.

>Play as Sydney because ausfag
>Kill a Cloaker
>"Sit on my dick, Cloaker!"

wh-what overkill

>>154373548
Sydney has a dick. It implies all aussie girls have a dick.

>>154372325
>implying
Fucking newfag doesn't know about the hidden /crime/ board

>>154373408
You just proven my point, overkill did it on purpose in case someone sits on helipad to stop four murkies spawn. They could just make murky copter always get there without any collision box anyway.

it's time to renew your www dot crime dot net account

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GOOD THINKING, THAT HOSTAGE SHOULD BUY US SOME TIME

What if killing civs actually made the assault waves harder?
Would that be a good mechanic or not?

>>154376525
Not killing them and keeping them in check delays the waves.
It's already a mechanic in a way

>>154376525
no, because you kill the most civs in stelf, where waves do not matter.

>>154377258
I always tie down civs
There is always one dipshit with a HE Judge
They never survive

>>154358542
they're trying to put you out of a job

>>154380225
I seriously hope this guy gets paid for his shilling
At least 0.60$ a week

>>154370723
>you can bring a fucking AK-5 to a dw lobby and no one will complain
Despite this "everything is viable!" meme, the AK-5 is still the second worst rifle in the goddamn game.
Thanks, Overkill!

reminder
izhma is a good weapon
mosconi is not

YEAH

>>154381581
reminder
izhma is only a good weapon with its christmas skin,
M308 cuck all the DMR rifles, prove me wrong AMR-16fags

>bodhi
Why does this character exist?

>>154388915
As an easy red flag to spot shitters with a 99% success rate. Thank you Overkill. Only exception is the 1 guy with 3000 hours who wants to be le different am I cool yet?

>>154388915
Somebody paid Starbreeze money for him.

>>154390963
>Overkill still has the goddamn gall to claim paid advertisements are an "unlocked reward" and would have charged for them otherwise
I'm seriously insulted that they can even be so shameless

>>154390678
That 1 with the 3000 hours might have the Postal dude mod from last bullet. It's pretty nice to hear The dude instead of Bodhi's whiny ass surfer voice

I haven't played any shooters in a long time and i am looking for a new multiplayer game to try out. Battlefields and cods seem like boring rehashes pretty much at this point so i wonder, do you think i would like payday 2?
Is it alot like heists from gta 5?

>>154393915
anyone? is this game dead?

>>154393915
Game is like $5. Wait for sale in october to buy it for $5 on steam or get it on g2a now for $6. Use dlc unlocker to get all the dlc free. There's a ton of guns also some weird shit like javelins, rpg, bows. Different playstyles, loud/stealth, armor/dodge. It's fun. A lot of heists but most of them you are going to do once then never do again (four stores, car shop, uk job, bank heists)

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>>154394890
it's a slow general

CHEEVOWHORE LOOKING FOR FELLOW CHEEVOWHORES, ADD ME UP NIGGERS.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/KirbyFox

CURRENTLY GOING FOR "HEISTERS OF THE ROUND TABLE", WILL HELP FOR OTHER CHEEVOS AND CARRY IN RETURN

>>154395380
>uk and banks in that list

but those are comfy

>>154395540
For stealth and fresh infamy sure but how many Bank heist cash and deposit heists do you see anymore.

>>154395380
Cool.
One more very important question tho,
How is the community?
I have no friends so i would be forced to play with random online people (fuck playing with ai thats boring)

>>154395789
It's cancer and is currently plagued by an autokick mod NGBTO. Host your own games or play with us in the steam group. Don't try to join death wish games when you have 5 hours played

>>154396040
I see. Oh this is also important to me, is the teamwork detailed? like you actually have to carry ammo and shit for your teammates and stuff like that? i would hate for the matches to be a ´4 player single player

why is this general so slow
even during shitfest we take 2 full hours to get 50 posts

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nth for anime

>>154396538
assume you can't rely on anyone

>>154388915
muh Point break collab. Also we needed an underage heister to complete this freak show of a gang.

>>154396775
where can I get this

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>>154397034
I made it for myself

>>154396538
Well in the rare occasion your team has 4 maxed med bags (2 people bringing 2 med bags each) and 4 maxed ammo bags ( 2 people bringing 2 ammo bags each) youre gonna be a lot more comfy than the team of 4 First Aid Kits, 2 ammo bags, 7 trip mines and 1 med bag. Personally I never use ammo bags because I use good weapons with good ammo pickup and I score headshots but ammo bag vacuum shitters are far from rare in this game.

>>154396538
You don't just have to carry ammo for your teammates, you have to carry them too

The drill auto restart skills are not worth it

>>154399487
The drill skills in general are not worth it

>>154399590
30% faster for 5 points is a steal senpai

>>154364934
what the fuck does tf2 have to do with this

Anyone tried a serious Body Expertise build? Might be decent for LMGs or SMGs with zero stability I guess

>>154400809
yeah
see cops hold m1
no more cops

http://releases.lastbullet.net/communitysafe/

why does this exist

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Saw pic related on Overkill's twitter, any ideas on which heist it's from ?

>>154401747
big bank

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>>154401392
>case opening simulator
I don't know why that made me laugh

UPDATE WHEN
UPDATE WHEN
UPDATE WHEN
UPDATE WHEN

>>154403467
We got an update the other day. It was 16 gbs. Did you miss it anon?

>>154401392
>half of the skins are actually decent compared to the actual community safe
nigga

>>154403590
what was in that update?

>>154403769
So much man. You got all the free updates from pc and we got to pay for the dlc like the Alesso heist and the Golden Grin casino. I can't wait for the next update of Goat simulator!

What does the packages you found around do? It says it places something in my inventory, is it just weapon mods?

Let's fuck around with goonmod mutators on DW it's fun

>>154403912
The Big Scam came out?

Can I filter out cheaters? I hate joining a game and 80% of the time they are cheating.

>>154404078
Yeah. Thing is, it doesn't have the weapon nerf and grinder nerd of the skill tree update. I have Crimewave edition and the pc edition. Either way, I bet car shop is just as bad on both

>>154404004
Weapon mods, but I think you get xp whenever you find one or complete a set.

>>154404176
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=16238
http://paydaymods.com/mods/41/LPI
or you can host your own game

>>154381431
>AK-5 is the second worst rifle in the game
How? depending on build it can be extremely concealed and still viable on DW. I've personally used the AK-5 just about every heist of done.

>>154404508
Lobby Player info should have an option to see the points spent on skills, to see if some of them surpass 120

>>154404176
you're lucky
when i join a game 100% of the time there's a cheater
i hate having fun

>>154404176
Host your own game and use NGBTO. Never play with cheaters again.

>>154407817
>>154408393
Shitter

please god update this game with something substantial

Everyone right now think of a new heist off of the top of your head and post it here. Can be loud only, stealth only or both

>>154414358
I want to rob a new bank

>>154414358
Die hard heist, where you interrupt another crew heist in a building, have to do multiple objectives to open the vault, hack power boxes, use gas to threathen a hacker from the other crew that locked himself in the server room, search the CEO of the company and bring him to fingerprint and voice scanner, have to use firehose to rappel a floor below and escape

>>154417196
ANd now i have a machine gun.
Ho, Ho, Ho

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THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE CRIMINAL INTENT SET AS THE MAIN MENU SONG

>>154414140
Anything good is being saved for PD3.

>>154418524
>implying OVK thinks that far ahead

>>154418362
WHAT

>>154418362
>not Freeze
pleb

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>>154358542
>>154380225
Hello heisters!

Sorry but there are still no new side jobs today :(

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>154419457
o-oh

they cant even give us shitty side jobs anymore they have finally given up

>>154420036
I'm glad they stopped, I fucking hate doing side jobs

i finally watched the biker trailer
rust seems as unenthusiastic about joining the crew as ron perlman seems to be about playing that role
actually nobody in that trailer seemed to give a shit about what they were supposed to be doing on camera
why did they make this dlc

>>154421113
BECAUSE

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>>154404593
I don't think it's the second worst rifle in the game but here are a few rifles similar to the AK-5 that are worth looking at. One is a secondary

boom boom pow pow this thread is dead niggers

>>154424080
Ded

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what's the next old meme that OVK will shove into their game?

>>154427248
Dat Boi

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I think loud bank heists are more fun now that there are two SWAT turrets to kill.

>>154427615
>>154427882
>it's another solarmemex priding himself on killing stuff on easy mode episode

>>154428027
It's hard to fit DW turrets in a 3 MB webm though.

>>154420885
i liked some if only to keep myself busy

Where the FUCK does the Captain go to in Goat Sim D1?
I spent 5 fucking minutes just driving around and couldn't find him. It wasn't the bug where assault never ends if you kill him too fast, he was still there somewhere

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Eub6UGxKF

>>154429248
where you drop the goats

>>154429514
The truck? He certainly wasn't there

>>154429248
Near the junction of the park, cafe area, and the front of the bank or what it's supposed to be

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>>154429248
If you're at the burning apartment building, looking out at the park from a window, it's to the far-most right. Also a goat spawn.

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>>154429248

>>154421480
>44 stab Cavity 9
"no"

I hate it a little how Skulldozers are so retardedly deadly in DW, especially from their lighting reflexes, that everyone and their mother brings explosives just to cheese them
Also hate it how Winters is so goddamn easy to cheese with explosives/molotov yet nigh-impossible to kill otherwise
Basically I feel like the game is railroading me into a HE judge constantly

>>154427615
>>154427882
>armor already removed
>turret already smoking

fraud

>>154433029
It's a DMR nigga, the stability ain't even that bad

>>154433082
a quick way to fix the HE Judge would be to just have it trade damage categories with one of the other secondary SGs, like the Loco or the GSPS. I don't have anything against a shotgun occupying the 180 damage niche, but when it's also a 500RPM semi-auto with a 5 round mag and near instant reload, making it not only better than every other secondary SG, but also better than the 180 damage primary SGs, something's got to give.

>>154433832
>ever having less than 60 of either acc or stab on any gun, ever
"no"

>>154433956
why the FUCK does the judge have retardedly high damage anyways?
it looks like one of those guns that are kinda shit but have extremely high total ammo

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>>154434064
buddy pal chum amigo if I hear you talking shit about best gun again we're gonna have a problem

>>154434469
acc on shotguns is not a valid argument, because the way shotgun damage distribution works is completely fucking ass backwards

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who wud u kick

>>154434092
Shit balance

>>154434893
id kick whoever is a retard, not based on what gear they bring

so probably you

>>154434893
>the fucking pitchfork
I don't know why I laughed

>>154435158
>whoever is a retard
>what gear they bring
There is a strong correlation between these two

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>>154434092
there's absolutely fucking zero reason for the Judge to outdamage all but three shotguns in the entire game, considering it's a .410 when literally every other PAYDAY shotgun is a 12ga.

If they wanted "pistol shotgun to occupy high damage niche", they could've picked something like the Russian OTs-62, which holds 5 rounds just like the Judge, and is actually chambered in 12ga.

>>154435402
My wrists hurt just from looking at it

>>154434893
The 3rd guy

>>154434893
>56 cupcakes
Bomb the lobby and start over

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>>154435621
>Cupcakes

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>>154435514
It's a real beast, no doubt. Weighs over 5.5 pounds even when unloaded.

Or this homemade piece with a 6-round cylinder, reportedly taken from a druglord in Brazil.

>>154435692
>everyone who says the word 'cupcake' is reddit

of all the "everyone who does x is reddit" memes, this one has to be the stupidest I've ever seen

>>154435692
Fuck you Donald Trump I heard it said in a lobby

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>>154434893
Would you?

http://pd2stats.com/permission.php?&profiles=76561198012744556

>He was trying to set up the fire trap by shooting at it in the escape

>>154436059
faggot:send("start_timespeed_effect", "pause", "pausable", "player;game;game_animation", 0.05, 1, 3600, 1)

>>154435809
Fine if you're not reddit then you're a huge fag

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>>154435514
Behold, the breach loaded .50 BMG handgun; because "rifle caliber" is more of a guideline than a rule.

>>154434893
Until I see who they are playing as I'm going with pitchfork guy

>>154435297
if someone wants to bring 4 FAKS, flak jacket, ding dong breaching tool and two garbage guns theyre free to do so in my games

just don't be stupid once the game starts

>>154436414
thanatos mini secondary when

>>154436326
Not as huge of a fag as you though

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>>154436326
>LITERALLY EVERYONE who says the word 'cupcake' is a fag, just because I said so

great argument, dude

what's this thing called, then?

>>154436696
thicc muffin

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>>154436542
I have some thoughts on how we can tell which of you is the bigger fag.

>>154436696
smol cake

>manage to solo rats day 1 DW,seven bags
>crashes as soon as i start day two

no problem i'll go fuck myself then

>>154436921
payday2 crashes more than any other game i've ever played

>>154436696
People who call first aid kits cupcakes are reddit

>>154436749
>>154436875
>thicc
>smol

simply epbik /utg/ memes via /s4s/, lads

>>154436979
people who call people who call first aid kits cupcakes reddit are /utg/

>firestarters D3
>host throws himself on the burning fire and downs himself to be funny
>other guy does it too instead of reviving the host
>other guy does it too instead of reviving them
>let them all go into custody
>do it too
hearty chuckle

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Never ?

>>154427615
>greentext ingame
????????

>>154434064
Who are you quoting when you say no

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>>154439131
>Greentext
You know that it’s actually quoting right

>>154439308
stfu

>>154439308
>>154439287
epin /s4s/ meme

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>crook with crits
>fire control aced
>sprint and shoot
>clarion with +15 ammo
I've found it guys
The ultimate build
You're a goddamn train that never stops, never dies, and has a goddamn laser for a weapon

i can't decide if bullseye is good or not, what do you say lads

>>154442721
Is it the +5 armor back on headshot with basic? Worth it

>>154442721
depends on your build

it's great to have basic on dodge builds with low armor and incredible aced with anarchist

with most other armor builds it's not really worth putting points into but it's nice to have

>iron man basic stacks additively with crook's +65% armor, not a flat 1.3 multiplier
>it's only 19 armor
fug

LIST OF SKILLS THAT EVERY BUILD OBJECTIVELY NEEDS TO HAVE
>Parkour Basic
>Transporter Basic
>Underdog Aced
>seriously consider spending 2 points in the free +8 acc and +8 stab tier 1 skills
IF YOUR BUILD DOESN'T HAVE THESE, SOMETHING HAS ALREADY GONE HORRIBLY WRONG

>>154443286
>Not meme resistance Aced

>>154443419
I guess you could justify skipping it if you really really really needed the points but there's absolutely no justifying skipping those three

>>154442812
>>154443017
thanks lads, what about unseen strike

>>154443753
according to the long guide dude this is how it works

>Unseen strike:
>Basic: If you have not taken bullet or explosion damage in the past 4 s: 35% crit chance
>Ace: No effect.

it's not really worth taking unless you have really high dodge since any bullet/explosion damage to your armor/health will disable it for 4 seconds