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Masou Shoujo edition

>Stale bread: >>154225364

>Latest Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749104703

>Official Website and Forums
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Backstory Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>Wiki
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Competitive /owg/ Discord
https://discord.gg/RV5YyjX

>The 28 Percent Club
http://amomentincrime.com/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet and Oversheet (Outdated)

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yiPop4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
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Yeah okay
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>>154247487
Jamison Fawkes!
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>Tracer wasting all my teleporter charges
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Tracey!
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I hope your work is going well 76 abuse anon
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>>154247726
>tfw the same Junkrat uses it three times in a row
The fuck was that Junkrat doing
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ANYONE ABOVE 3000 SR AND WHO ISNT A SHITTER WANT TO GROUP UP

I PLAY ZARYA
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LENA, YOU BURNED IT AGAIN
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If you're reading this, I love you.
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Cutest and best pairing
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Ended up getting gold. My goal was to not get get silver, so I'm happy.
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>>154247856
but anon the distance is too large
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Friendly reminder that MercyxHog is canon
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Boys, I'm usually Genji or Hog in comp, my friend is better at me than Genji now so I've been relegated to solely being Hog but he gets shit on easily now that I'm in upper Diamond.

I want to pick up Zarya, any tips?
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>>154247958
how gullible can you be anon?
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>>154247856
I go out of my way to make you life miserable, and you still love me
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>>154247958
>spelling mistakes, grammar errors and emotes
seems fake tbqh
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>>154247958

Why is blizz customer service the best in the business?

Its like Sega with music. No matter how much they fuck up somewhere else, that one thing is always 10/10
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>>154248094
Indians don't usually have the best grammar and spelling, anon.
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>>154247856
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>>154247958
>Mercy offered
>says nothing about THE HOG taking her love
no one can hogtie this pig
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>>154248147
Fuck off, whore. Mercy's heart belongs to Mako.
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>>154248074
I don't believe it, and I love you all the same!
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>>154248048
Honestly a lot of Zarya is just knowing how the flow of battle works, and situational awareness, which if you've reached upper diamond you hopefully have. Bubble on friend.
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>You will NEVER get this as a skin
>But Punk and Ultraviolet will always be there
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>>154248147
I miss Mommy.
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does the Ana bleed damage work on traps and concussion mines?
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How do I git gud?

>>154248048
Coordinate your ultimates. You want to use yours first, so that everyone else can get free easy shots on the group. If there's a Mei in the mix, this may be difficult, try to kill her before hand. You kind of double as a support, so throw your shield on people who are in the middle of needing it. You can use Hanzo's ultimate to get free energy, by protecting yourself and taking a small dip or protecting someone else caught inside.

Zarya's really easy to learn, you should get the hang of it.
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Amélie Lacroix
I want to hug this smug.
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>>154248442
yes
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>>154248416
I want "Burnt Casserole Battle Damaged" Tracer skins
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>>154247487
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I've retooled the difficulty ranking system based on the current balance

*** Difficulty
Ana
Zenyatta
Tracer
Genji
Pharah
Zarya
Widowmaker
Winston

** Difficulty
Mei
McCree
D.va
Roadhog
Junkrat
Symmetra
Hanzo

* Difficulty
Reaper
Soldier 76
Mercy
Lucio
Torbjorn
Reinhardt
Bastion
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It still astounds me that they were able to get away with saying "orgy" during Roadhog and Junkrat's trailer.
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>>154248541
Tracey is a great cook!
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>>154248416
I fucking hate this person's art and I wish waifu faggots would stop posting it
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>>154248295
Hoggie only likes young Asian, specifically Korean, girls
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>>154248416
>But Punk and Ultraviolet will always be there

I wouldn't mind them so much if Tracer hadn't shaved off her eyebrows for them.
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>>154248701
I post good and bad art desu

>>154248743
the "goggles" irritate me more
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>>154248604
Move Rat, Hanzo, and Symmetra down to 1 Star and it's good.
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>>154248530
fug the smug
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1. Your most played character in competitive right now
2. Give a tip to people wanting to play them

1. Zenny
2. If your team is being threatened by an ulting genji or something and you need to pop trance, make sure to discord the ulting enemy team member before ulting yourself. Your discord (and harmony orbs) will still be active while you're ulting. It seems like an obvious tip, but I don't see enough zens do it since they just immediately hit the panic button. If your positioning is good, you'll always have enough time to do this.
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>want to play winston
>be the first to pick winston
>then someone else picks winston
>then the rest of the team picks winston
>"LMAO HARAMBE DIKCS OUT XD"
>quit
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>>154248909
and hog
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How is mccrees range? I've been using 76 but might switch to mccree. I can't into Phara but want an offense I don't need to be right on top of the enemy to kill and can stay back with my team and pick people off.
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>>154249110
1. Zennyatta
2. DISCORD THE MERCY
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Am I the only person who doesn't have a problem with Mei? Like, im not saying "hur hur you guys just need to git gud" but whenever I come across one on the enemy team I rarely, if ever, die to her. If theres a character that aggravates me the most it'd have to be Junkrat. Not there's anything wrong with him, rather whenever I die to him it feels like complete bs or my own stupidity. I can't count how many times i've walked over the bombs he drops as he dies.

Staying on this topic, what character/s are the most irritating for you in your opinion to come up against? Mine would definitely have to be Junkrat and Reaper.
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>>154248701
Fuck you, I love it. It's cute.
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Lads I just played a game where everyone dicked around and didn't kill each other
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>played lucio the last 4 hours in comp cause my team refuses to support.

release from this waking nightmare.
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>>154249110
Lucio
Try really hard not to tilt when you see the DPS and tanks being retarded and regret filling for the team
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>>154249110
>Roadhog
Poke around corners or behind your Rein to break the enemy Rein's shield with M2, then aim the hook at a healer to try to take them out and put them at a huge disadvantage.

Prioritize Ana and Zenny over Lucio.
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>>154249302
her new ult is kinda bullshit but i just need to get used to it like i did with Dva's.
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>>154248541
>alternate skin is "Fell Downstairs"
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>silenced
>playing the worst hero in the game
>calibrated at 2400
>pic related happens

remember, you are the only constant
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>>154249537
>includes "He still loves me" voice line
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>>154249110
1. Roadhog
2. If your health hits the halfway mark or lower, try to use Take A Breather before you go to a health pack. It recharges faster than you'd think and the more you heal yourself with it, the faster your Ult. meter grows.
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>>154249189
>anytime I pick winston
>HARAMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE XD
>DICKS OUT 4 MUH NIGGA HARAMBE
>Get killed
>Enemy team: "RIP HARAMBE xD"
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>>154249110
>Reinhardt
>Don't charge into a group to die.
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>>154249570
for real, these faggots need to learn to hold an L and stop blaming all the retards on the team,
cause the enemy team has just as many retards.

the most consistent part of all your failures is you.
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>>154249664
don't do this if you're being healed already and you don't need health urgently though
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>>154249302
Tracer.
Every tracer main is a faggot and should die. I love getting plinked for minimal damage every five seconds and having to turn around with literally nothing I can do about it since they are gone by the time I look back.
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>>154249754
>hold an L
>unironically using coonspeak

Shake my head fampai
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WIDOWMAKER's huge dick
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>>154249843
where's the pic?
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>>154249837
doesn't make his point any less true. honestly I can't stand you faggot constantly whining about calibration and shitty teammates, when 99% of your losses are preventable by just playing better
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>>154249302
Bastion and Hanzo.

Mostly because I usually wind up the tank and nobody has the sense to blast the faroff gattling gun I'm shielding them from or the Japanese Robin Hood that can OHKO most people better than the actual snipers of the cast.
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>>154249754
$0.05 has been deposited into your account, great Blizzard defender!
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>>154249975
>when 99% of your losses are preventable by just playing better
That's what were saying. The teammates need to play better. Thanks for catching up with the rest of us, anon.
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>>154249110
1. Reaper
2. Teleport behind enemy lines as often as possible, and try to take out their healer ASAP when you do. You have a free escape button, use it. For example, when defending hanamura A, before the round starts always teleport into the building in front of the choke so you can unload your shotguns into the enemy's backs when they reach it and disrupt their initial push.
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>>154249440
>Try really hard not to tilt when you see the DPS and tanks being retarded and regret filling for the team

Sometimes it just is too much
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>hit master rating
>suddenly get thrown into game against seagull
>on his stream he notices my name and goes, "uh oh!"

>mfw senpai n-noticed me
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>>154249993
>>154250049

enjoy never climbing out of gold cause of your entitled additude
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>>154249975
>when 99% of your losses are preventable by just playing better

Having to solo carry sure is fun.
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>Want to play with group of 4-6 friends in comp and have some fun playing without 6-torb enemy teams
>We are constantly put against 2+ prestige 6-player teams that roll us completely into the ground

Send help Please.
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>>154249110
Zarya

If you see an ally going for an ult, shield them. Mostly goes for Genjis, Hogs, McCrees, Pharahs, but Reaper can use it too if you can spare the shield. Seems like common sense but a lot of Zaryas don't seem to do this.

Also flanking from the right side of anubis while your team pushes left can make for some great grav surges assuming you're all communicating.
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>>154250167
>Gold
Try low diamond.. Nothing more fun than borderline AFK attack symmetras and Anubis Bastions
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>>154250049
I rose 600 rank points into the top 6% of overwatch players, while being unable to communicate or hear my allies, and playing arguably the weakest hero in the game.

You can do it, stop whining

or maybe you're just a league/WoW shitter who's never learned a shooter in your life
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>>154250164
>When you beat a streamer because of a DC and even got the opportunity to single him out and discord kick him to death

M I S C H I E F
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>>154250164
get back in the TA general
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>>154249252
Come on no one plays Mccree?
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all you faggots think they you are playing perfectly at all times and its your teams fault you lost, but thats only because you cant notice your own mistakes cause you are at your own skill level but if a pro sat behind you and told you everything you are doing wrong you would realize that you need to git gud.
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>>154250238
You can't 6-man unless you're all willing to tryhard to fuck.
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>>154250390
Go into the practice range and try it out.
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How do I get better with Zarya sheilds?
I feel like if I actually use them I never get them on the people who need them or I'll never have one off cool down to give when someone does need it.
If I hold it and hand them out to only those who need them I barely get any energy, seems about 30 average, I get about 60-70 if I hand them out like candy.
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any tips for learning 76 aside from 3 burst firing?
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>>154249252
Better than 76 at range. Actually Mcree is better at pretty much everything. Only thing 76 has over him is 76 can heal himself
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>>154250409
>all you faggots think they you are playing perfectly at all times

No one thinks this
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Who /HorseNoose/ here?
I know someone asked opinons on Zylbrad last thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTsKlrkIYps
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>>154250390
High-range with low damage drop-off, but he's got to be really accurate.

You either play him as a mid-range fighter throwing flashbangs, unloading your revolver into the stunned, and rolling out of danger when things get to spicy.

Or the usual McCree route, something of a pragmatic coward who peppers enemies from afar until his Deadeye is full.
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>>154248530
Her pout is cuter.
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>have gone down 100 rank points today

As Reinhardt says, "I'll feel sad in the morning."
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>>154250364
you'd better be nice to me, anon. i'm on the cusp of becoming a full shitposting namefag in these generals.
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>>154249252
His range is good for midrange fights.
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>>154250238
>want to play with friends and their friends for a full six man group.
>they some of them play with controllers.
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>>154250274
>>154250049
>>154249975
>>154249837
If you seriously belive you belong in rank 4000, then you must play like a rank 4000.
Yes I have symetras on the last defense point. yes I have bastions on offence. But I carry them and get kills,
BECAUSE I DODGE DAMAGE AND HIT MY SHOTS. If you really think you're better than everyone else in your rank, then prove it by getting gold medals in damage, objective time, eliminations, and obj. eliminations.

And if the enemy is just as good as you and is preventing you from excelling, then maybe you really do belong at that rank.
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>>154250540
You're not meant to soak up frontline damage like Reinhardt or D.va. Hang back in the middle between the squishies and the DPS crowd, provide shields as needed, and shield yourself if the enemy team breaks through those in front of you. Keep in mind, a lot of Zarya's health regenerates over time.
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>>154250540
You'll never be able to predict when the enemy is going to fire or when they're going to wait. Sometimes you'll just have to wing it and hope you trap those bullets in time.

Honestly, the best practice I ever get with Zarya is on Hard AI. They computers will aimbot the shit out of you, but they never stop firing, so you'll always absorb plenty of energy from them while getting to be the tank you want to be. It's not a perfect version of what you'll encounter with other people, but I've found that it really improved my sense of timing with her shields and how to ration my offensive energy as I get it.
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>>154250540

One thing that helped me out is realizing the shield you put on your teammates has a way quicker cd than your personal one so you should be throwing those shits out all the damn time. Eventually you will get a good feel of when to use them best but in the mean time just throw em out as much as possible.
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>>154250409
I acknowledge that I'm mediocre, but at least I'm always trying and never griefing or leaving
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>>154250664
>only 100

Count yourself lucky
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>>154250716
>some of them play with controllers*
fug
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>>154250409
Sometimes I lose my patience so hard that I start tilting but that can be fixed with a competent team.

I try my best to fix it by telling myself and the team we're going to win and stuff but that only works for like the first 10 seconds of the match.

Otherwise, there's literally nothing wrong with my "mains".
I only ever get negative feedback from people like Pharah mains who are basically behind the enemy and expect me to leave the team to heal them or healers who don't communicate when they're in danger so I can shield them.
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>>154250748
>if a coordinated team can shit on your team of randoms you deserve to be stuck in that rank
okay
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>>154249837
>coonspeak

i just play a lot a street fighter you double nigger.
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Why do people care about ranks again?
It's a fun game you play for fun, not a dick measuring contest.
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>>154250540
You can only be liberal with your shields when both teams are spamming each other down corridors. Build an early charge with a couple shields, but when both teams clash you need to save your shield if it either guarantees a kill or saves a teammates life.

In game options, make sure you enable teammate health bars.
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Why are people so goddamn braindead when they play this game? I've seen people flat out ignore ults, never turn around when a tracer/genji/reaper is flanking them, or not even stand on the point when in overtime, instead chasing after a Lucio or some autistic thing.

Why? What it is about this game that makea people lose any semblance of common sense?
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>>154250748
While I agree with you to some extent we both know there are players (even in the high 2000s and diamond) that are straight up uncarryable.

Played against a 5 stack the other day and their solo queuer was an absolute trash Symmetra and an even worse bastion (I mean like we are capping hanamura point B and he keeps trying to set up in sentry form on the point whole
we are contesting) I actually felt bad for them
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>tfw Tracers and Genjis frequently thank me every time I put a harmony orb on them
When did flankers get so cute?
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>>154250678
please do
these generals cant get any worse
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>>154250702
I'm fine with medium range but is this guy right >>154250584 Mcree is better than 76 at range?
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>>154251009
Many players only put in the same amount of effort to play the game as Blizzard took to make it.
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>>154251009
I thought it was common sense that every game has it's "why does this person even exist" player base.
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>>154251092
Yes.

Apart from his rockets, 76's weapon suffers from significant drop-off range.
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>>154251009
>playing Ana
>there's a Genji behind me, apparently
>hitting me one shuriken at a time
>thought I was being hit by stray bullets in front of me so I never notice
>mfw he finally kills me
I felt really silly.
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>>154251092

He's wrong, 76 has better fall off range so can deal consistent damage at longer ranges, and its a fairly sizeable range too

McCree starts falloff at 20 metres, 76 is at 35


That being said, 76 still has to land 25 bullets in the enemy to do the same amount of damage that McCree does in 6. its the same amount of time, but not worth the effort
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everyone talk about losing cause they had a trash team(it happens) but no one talks about the free wins they get when the enemy team is trash.
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>>154250631
Ok, wtf, AARDVARK here and didn't even know we where known on 4chan, if you want proof you'll get it on brads Drunk Comp video as he get plat placing (we recorded it yesterday and I was subbed in the last 2 games as Bec drank to much and gets really annoying when drunk) Also brad is trying to get in touch with moose nipples
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got placed 2290 SR, which is pretty much exactly around where I ended (and started) the last season. Lost my first game after ranking and lost 44 points....What the fuck? Is this normal? That feels like a lot.
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I hate ranked, what music should I listen to, to cheer me up mid match?
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>>154251307
>Bec drinks heavily
thats a shame, voice boner gone
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>>154250540
In chokepoints you're good at basically trading on and off with the other tank on your team. Peek through as Rein/Hog draws back and eat some damage to keep your charge high, and shield your other tank if he accidentally stays in the front too long to give him time to withdraw. During standoffs, you can usually use an enemy Rein's random firestrike for a free 50 charge on yourself.

If there's a hog on the other team, try to save your shield during pushes for any allies who get hooked.
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>>154251315
i lost 100 points in 2 games, i was like, well thats enough overwatch for today.
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How do you get gud at Reinhardt
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>>154251206
I feel like such an idiot when that happens
>Sniping as Widowmaker on a one-story building
>enemy Symmetra apparently wanted to have some fun with me
>put all six turrets on the wall right under me
>finally saw the bitch as she popped a bubble at me and fled behind another building
>give chase
>Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!
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>>154250748
>If you seriously believe you belong in rank 4000
I don't. I believe everyone in the 2500-3500 range should play like a rank 2500-3500

>Yes I have symetras o the last defense point. yes I have bastions on offence, But I carry them and get kills
Neat, but irrelevant to the actual issue at hand
>BECAUSE I DODGE DAMAGE AND HIT MY SHOTS
again, unrelated. I can hit as many shots as I want, discord all the right people, but at the end of the day if I'm the only one hitting them, I'm not going to win
>If you really think you're better than everyone else in your rank
Not everyone, but there are a LOT of people that hit below their weight. sometimes it's just an off game. sometimes the other team is simply better. But it happens with unreasonable regularity
>then prove it by getting gold medals in damage, objective time, eliminations and objective eliminations
I often do get gold medals in objective time and kills. I'm a support, not a DPS
>And if the enemy is just as good as you and is preventing you from excelling
they are not preventing me from excelling. They are shutting down 2-4 people on the team I happen to be on
>then maybe you really do belong at that rank
again, not what I'm disputing.

And guess what? I have bad games too. I admit it. But it seems like the frequency of good games to bad games skews heavily in favor of the good
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>>154251043
Then think about it like this:

You won't win every game fair and square. but over time, a pattern will emerge and you will climb. If your teammates are all rank 2000, and the enemy is rank 2000 and you're rank 3500, then over time you should be able to win more games consistently
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>>154251009
>tfw you see the reaper above you & your team mates and you don't know if you can kill him fast enough and pay attention to the main battle.
and you know he's got a Q ready to drop down on you and your team.
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>>154251295
Those wins happen so fast I barely remember them half the time.

>roll so hard on hanamura attack the game is over in literally less than two minutes
>forgotten within an hour
>meanwhile that kings row defense that lasted almost twenty minutes and you still lost
>sticks with you for what feels like eternity
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>>154251378
I want Amélie to eat soup with my pubic hairs and shit on my dick
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>>154250956
>In game options, make sure you enable teammate health bars.
I didn't even know that was a thing, this changes everything.
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>>154251431
Hold M2 and hope your team is any good.
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>>154251401
Tape Five is pretty good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCRO964l_nE
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>>154251431
its mostly about knowing when to hold that rectangle and when to unleash the fury.
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Sombra on PTR next tuesday.
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>>154251295
>get free win on a trash team
>whatever internal argument was making them play like shit leaks into match chat at the very end
>the enemy Lucio was still trying his hardest to contest the point all match and I feel for him
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>tfw low diamond and the worst I've had to deal with in terms of teammates are people committing way too hard to dive comps on payload attack and not switching when need be

feels good man
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>yfw competitive will never be fun or worthwhile
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>>154251507
Why did Saitama's training turn him into a badass while this guy's hard work didn't get him nothing?
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>>154251205
>>154250584

Can people stop spreading absolute bullshit in the threads?

If you dont know the answer to a question: Dont answer, or look it up. Don't just spread disinfo

Triggers me so fucking hard

>McCree fall off range: 20-45 metres

>76 fall off range: 30-55 metres

Its not even a matter of opinion, you're just outright saying something that isnt true

Damn Im mad you let me down today /owg/
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> Rank 67 last season
> only 2700 after placements this season

What the fuck? If the conversion are correct that means I placed in what, the low 50s? That doesn't seem right
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>tfw I hooked a Tracer hiding behind Reinhardt's shield by jumping off the top of the payload
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>>154251758
Mumen only does 99 pushups
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>>154251758
Because OPM is a meme manga/anime with no real substance
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>>154251647
I want to believe.

>>154251804
Nice.
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>>154251782
Platinum is an unholy mix of S1 rank 40s and S1 rank 60s
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>>154251758
Because Saitama is comic relief and mumen is brave hero.
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I'm cute!
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>>154251745
One in ten games is fun with both sides putting up a solid fight. The other nine games can go fuck themselves. Steamrolling or getting steamrolled sucks either way.
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>symmetra turrets attach to basketballs
wat
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>>154251295
>get stomped by enemy team on competitive
>next round, one of them leaves, making it 5v6
>stomp them right back

I hate it when it happens to me, but I love it when it happens for me.
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>>154249110
>Widowmaker.
Go into the settings menu and disable chat and mute all. This will help you concentrate on winning by removing all distracting toxic/stupidity/hostility coming from your own team, and forcing them to communicate properly via callouts and situational awareness, the way it was meant to be played.

If you played Halo 2 and up back on the original Xbox/Xbox 360 without mics or constant chatting and still did well, you can do the same in Overwatch. The game isn't so hard that you need people screaming in your ear or in all-caps 24/7 just because they want to pretend they're Grandmaster and copy-paste the latest meme strats that they don't even understand nor can actually execute. If everyone could become Grandmaster it wouldn't be called that.

If you guys lack the skill, you will lose. No amount of 'communication' is going to make you aim better or react faster. The reason people use the chat is to scold their team for losing or to yell at them to get on the point. Yeah, no shit sherlock, nice teamwork, you wasted time typing that out when there's a callout key for that.

There's absolutely no reason to let your Overwatch experience be ruined by spoiled little spergs who have nothing better to do than to play video games all day and still suck at them. After a long day at work, you deserve to come home and have a nice relaxing competitive session with your waifu.
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>>154251863
There are a bunch of 70s in upper plat trying to climb too.
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>>154249110
1. Zarya
2. Enemy Junkrat is your best friend. Hanzo's dragon too, but be careful.
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>>154251863
Seriously this is shit. I mean I'm already almost diamond but I've seen a bunch of people that topped out at low 50s/high 40s last season in plat as well. How the hell does that even happen?
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>>154251986
Amen to that.
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>>154251858
>I want to believe.
it's true.
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>>154251468
then you either have to play so good to carry your idiot teammates, or OW is just a bad game and you should go play something else. Pick your poison
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>>154252168
a big issue lies in a real inability to run 5 or 6 stacks. just about every time i've been in either it was always TEAM RANK 68 VS TEAM RANK 79! or now 2950 vs 3490
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>>154251307
>Brad trying to get in touch with Mucus
Good

>>154251407
Chill out man
Mr.MetaMeme released a video today where the group was playing a drinking game much like during season 1
With the edition that if you get POTG you have to take a shot and increased the number of shots from 20 to 30
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>>154251986
>After a long day at work, you deserve to come home and have a nice relaxing competitive session with your waifu.
I wish I could see it your way, anon, I really do...
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>>154252295
> drink every time you get a POTG
> this kills the mercy
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Payload should be the only game mode in Competitive

the other modes are fucking horrible. especially KOTH
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>Place too low
>Entire team is bumbling retards
>grind my way up to diamond
>Always paired against a sponsored pro and get stomped
There was literally no middle ground between the entire lobby being comically below me, and the entire lobby being comically above me
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>Do Comp before fapping
>regularly get wins or very close draws, Medals everywhere
>Do Comp after fapping
>reflexes feel slow, win-loss ratio goes haywire

Looks like I'm gonna have to go No-Fap if I want to crack Diamond.
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Why are people like this? it wasn't even competitive.
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>>154251539
Congratulations, you're going to be a better Zarya than most now.
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Tracer's butt!
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Is there a sight line long enough where I can projectile shoot an Ana rifle dart and then zoom for hit-scan and have it hit at the same time or before the projectile?
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>>154252437
Report him before he infects you
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>>154251986
I have zero problem with Widow players. I have a problem when we need a tank or healer and the McCree/Hanzo/Widow/Genji players won't change.
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>>154251539
it's been a thing since day 1 for zarya and soldier 76. You can enable health bars for every character since the most recent patch.
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>>154252612
Oh the media can be so cruel!
But she wants you to stare. and if you're good enough, she'll let you lick her rim
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>>154252295
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>>154252612
needs a buff in the next patch
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>>154252830
oh baby...
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>>154252729
> McCree/Hanzo/Widow/Genji

why are the players who main these chracters always such cancer.

ive found lucio, mercy, 76 and rein players are always kind, cooperative and willing to switch when needed.
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>>154252865
Why do you keep posting this ugly girl?
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>>154249110
>Tracer
Don't play her like a less accurate 76. Know the distance your blinks take you and know your position on the map. Blink into your prey, mag dump, GTFO behind a wall, wait for CD and lather, rinse, repeat. Focus supports for picks, then apply pressure to DPS so your team can take advantage.
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>>154251378
I want to suck Widowmaker's blood.
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>>154252870
600 HP, infinite recall, and you throw out 5 pulse bombs in a cresecent
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>>154252962
This is the first time I've posted her.
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>>154253015
I just meant it needs more fullness, more roundness, and more cushioning.
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Is it safe to play my placement matches yet? I've been holding off.
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>>154252979
Not you, but also, if you can, tickle mercy with your guns up close, and stick her before she flies to her team
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>>154252676
Maybe eichenwalde in that open area before the second point ends
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>>154253103
It's perfect the way it is. Even Widowmaker, queen of ass, knows this.
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>>154253142
this. are the season one metas gone?
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Any of you faggots wanna make a 6 stack and stream snipe MOONMOON and his 6 stack??
>>
what is this 'can we get a 2nd healer' meme?
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>>154251758
Reckless courage and a strong sense of justice can only get you so far. It takes extreme discipline and perseverance to reach Saitama's level of strength.
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>>154251378
>>154253013
>tfw will never get turned by the Smug Queen and do her bidding
It hurts.
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>>154253181
I hope you're ready for 3 tank 3 support with CONSTANT nanoboosts

>>154253208
2 support has been a thing since early beta
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>>154253179
but that fanart doesn't match her in-game pancake butt at all. Even Alive gave her a better booty.
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>>154252959
>why are the players who main these chracters always such cancer.
Because they worship some twitch/youtube faggot
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>>154251926
i remember a long time ago during a gosu stream, a junkrat but either his trap or mine (or both i'm forgetting) on a soccer ball on the first choke on dorado for defense. punched it to the upper left of the choke where attackers can peek past the overpass and got a kill with it. was p cool
>>
POWERED UP
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Today I used Pharah's barrage on a widow roughly 10 metres from me

She out-dps'd me with a damage boosted (Mercy) M1. Not a sniper shot, her regular assault rifle damage.

She dropped down to about 40 hp but managed to kill me before I could kill her

Yup. Pharah's ult is literally weaker than her M1
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>>154253246
I want to kiss her mole.
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>>154252959
Mercy mains are the worst though
>expect to be flawlessly protected by randoms in pubs
>refuse to switch to Lucio when it doesn't happen and they're getting bullied by a Tracer the whole match
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>>154253207
Literally who.
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>>154253162
>tfw guaranteed triple kill
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>>154253307
>got powered up as Lucio today
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>>154253307
demo sou nan jya DAME
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>>154252959
>ive found lucio, mercy, 76 and rein players are always kind, cooperative and willing to switch when needed
> lucio, mercy, 76 and rein
Well yeah, only normies pick such boring, generic, easy characters, play half-assed and still do well. Where as the others need to actually aim, use their abilities wisely, etc. Normies are trained to be team players.
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>>154253307
>hear this while playing as Trash Bandicoot
>>
Reminder that Mercy is transgender and her Devil/Imp skins are before her breast augmentation and GRS. This is why she has smaller breasts and a crotch bulge.
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>>154253307
Got powered up as Winston. Didn't get the play of the game, but still got a multikill and felt fucking amazing
>kept shielding Ana and protecting her for the rest of the match
>come on, Grandma, I need my fix!
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>>154251914
Post nudes qt
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>11 commends as Mercy
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Ok, this sure was fun.
>at 2813
>get 2456 vs 2475 teams
>Illios
>instalocks are: lucio, reaper and reinhardt
>other picks are junkrat and winston
>I pick tracer
>never seen our reaper ulting, let alone just killing anybody
>roadhog runs god knows where always wounded
>lucio always on objective alone, therefore dies very often
>winston is ok, but jumped off a cliff in primal rage once
>reinhardt just walks with shield up, never charges

It would've been a complete trainwreck if the enemy team weren't as bad
>reaper ulting into me alone because I'm killing him otherwise
>lucio ults into him and zarya, when I poke them
>zarya ulting nobody
>everybody jumps on my pulse bombs or run towards each other when I stick them

As a result I got gold for 51 elims, gold obj. elims and damage and silver for objective time and we lost 3-2, because enemy d.va ulted and killed 4 during overtime on the last map.
It was a shitshow, but weirdly enough I enjoyed it. Zip-zaping around shooting in everyone's faces being invincible and shit because nobody can even hit you.
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>Getting stuck with shit randoms in solo queue again
If they wont do their job neither am I :^)
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>>154253491

>When Ana pimps out an ulting Bastion
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>>154253307
>>
PTR just updated. I'm guessing a big patch is rolling out soon
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Is the 3-3-0 meta for real? And what 6 are people running?

Ana, Zen, Lucio, Rein what about the other 2? Zarya and Hog? Dva Zarya?
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FLY AWAY NOW
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Ana/Pharah - Falcon
Soldier 76 - Dog (Old)
Reinhardt - Lion
Torbjorn - Aardvark
Mercy - Dove
Reaper - Owl/Raven
McCree - Cow
Tracer - Langolier
Widowmaker - Spider
Winston - Lucio
Zarya - Bear
Junkrat - Rat
Roadhog - Pig
Hanzo - Wolf
Genji - Sparrow
Mei - Whale
D.va - Rabbit
Lucio - Frog
Symmetra - Dung beetle
Bastion - Canary
Zenyatta - Butterfly
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>>154253685
Probably Winston and Zarya.
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>>154253706
Shit.
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>>154253708
>Tracer - Langolier
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>>154253307
>Rein just stands there with his shield up
>Reaper ghost wobbles away
>Winston literally jumps off a cliff
And that was the last day I played Ana.
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when will he be buffed?
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>>154253685

Ana zen lucio + rein roadhog zarya

Dva is mostly useless while Zarya exists.
Mercy and symmetra arent worth using

Rein gets swapped for winston on Koth.

Told ya from the beginning, making tanks "Beefy dps" was never gonna end well
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>>154253601
You're such a good girl healslut aren't you? :3
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>>154253685
3x3 might actually be real. We've seen some teams stomp with it, but we've also seen a single mei shut it down
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>>154253429
t. xXhanzomain2002Xx
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Can I check a box to never be matched with stacks in competitive?

They're generally all fucking garbage. I'd like to be with six solo players if possible.
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>>154249110
McCree
Left click headshots are your best friend, seriously.
Reinhardt is also your best friend.
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>>154253526
sent ;)
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>tfw you waste 15 minutes on a Draw
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>>154253969
>tfw play with a full stack
>only play Comp when my 5 other friends are available

I don't know how anyone could play solo, I do it in quickplay and it's a fucking struggle to even want to finish a match
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>>154254020
>I played my placement matches with my friends who were in a higher rank in overwatch but now i am where i belong
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>>154254112
I have no problems playing solo, except when I'm matched with some garbage stack of 3+ players who jerk off each others' dicks.
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>>154254090
Half my placements were draws, fucking bullshit.
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>>154253969
>Playing with a duo q in your team
Probably just two semi-competent friends

>Playing with a trio q in your team
Optimal elo gain, these guys likely know what they're doing. If they pick smartly, they're probably good.

>Playing with a four q
Abandon all hope. Prepare to be completely abandoned by the stack in terms of communication, you'll be lucky if they even join team chat.

>Playing with a five q
Either pros or absolute shitters, roll the dice.
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>>154253685
3-3-0 meta is literally the only time where defense heroes like Mei and Bastion shine

Besides that though, apparently 3-3-0 is pretty solid
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>When you're queued against a team with 300+SR than yours
I sure liked losing 20 SR because of fair and balanced matchmaking
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>Win, either a stomp or an even match: +20 points
>Lose, either a stomp or an even match: -40 points
So, when is Season 3 starting?
>>
Buffalo Wings or Mac 'n Cheese?
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Seeing Mercy in every game again just reminds me how cancer she and her ult are bring back the Zenyatta supremacy.
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>>154254445
January.
>>154254467
Pizza
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>>154254238
>Kaplan said Draws would be rare

my ass
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>>154253886
>>154254303

Thats the only time a hero like bastion is gonne be useful, when the enemy team isnt filled to the brim with long range burst to kill him instantly and he has tons of big meaty targets to shoot

But then: What do you do when the 3x3 comp is defending? Bastion and mei are a lot less effective at doing their thing on offense.

Even when mei does eventually get her ult up, good positioning means its counterd by zen ult. And Zarya can use her barriers to just let her and another ally walk straight out of it
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>>154251926
Yes but they get destroyed if the touch a wall. It's a shame because this shit could have had some real potential.
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>>154254445
do you not understand how elo works?
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>>154254290

Duo Qs in my experience are always shitters. Always.

Theres one thats always ok, but doesn't really play anything useful and just plays whatever combos well with his buttbuddy
And his buttbuddy, is absolute trash

And they'll stand there arguing with you that their Mercy + 76 picks are totally not why your team is losing
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>>154254613
Literally every single player loses more than they gain. If I have a 50% winrate, I should stay put, not move down in rank.
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Cum get yer' armor.
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>open the team display
>Our Offense is Winston, Tracer, 76, Ana, Reinhardt, and Mercy.
>Enemy Defense is Reaper, Widowmaker, Junkrat, Roadhog, Hanzo, and Symmetra
First time I've ever noticed being in a Heroes vs Villains (and some morally ambiguous folks) match. This game really needs more definitive bad guys though.
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Ask somebody who has NEVER had a match as an overdog in season 2 anything
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> mfw I dropped down from 2311 and stuck in a fucking win lose loop.
Anyone else stuck in a specific range? I can never move from gold for some reason
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>>154254687
>+75 Armor from Anonymous
YOU HAVE MY THANKS!
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>>154254707
>Junk and Hog bad guys
>only bad because of Omnics
don't listen to their lies, history is written by the victors, molon labe, dont tread on me!
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I FUCKING HATE BEING STUCK IN GOLD
>playing zarya
>No one uses mic
>yell at them to stay on the point
>they dont
> we have 3 dps
>ask for healer
>no one switches
>guy playing phara says he is bad at her
>he still plays here
>enemy reaper literally walks past them kills me and pops his ult

>mfw
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>>154254707

From the comic they were in Junkrat and Roadhog dont seem all that bad

Like they've done bad shit in a comical cartoon villain sort of way but they dont seem like out and out monsters that want to rape and murder children. More just crazy thrillseekers that like to blow up and steal shit

They've probably murdered more than their fare share tho
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> group up with friends for 6 stack quick play
> none of them pick support or tank


Every fucking time
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>>154253601
sauce?
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gg ez
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>>154254843
>Widowmaker
>only bad because of blueberry torture

>Reaper
>only bad because of that blasted Morrison!
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>>154249110
1.Mei
2.A great way to freeze ANY opponent,especially tanks is to place a wall directly underneath you and using that extra altitude to essentially jump over enemies and get that extra half second of your endothermic blaster needed to freeze and finish off with an icicle
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>>154253708
>Symmetra - Dung beetle
gave me a chuckle
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>>154254874
Even then, it doesn't really seem like murder is usually their end goal so much as just a thing that happens on the side (other than the end of their comic, obviously). Not that that makes it a whole lot better, but still.
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>>154254841
>>154254687

+75 health that doesnt regenerate or be healed, that just happens to also reduce damage from tickle weapons like winston and mei m1

>Needs 50 scrap to be created

>Need to be near torb so you can pick it up

>All just for 75 temporary health


Vs

>25 shields that regenerate and over the course of a single life can easily work out to be 100s of points of healing

Why is torb's armour pack so shit

Why is torb so shit
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Always too overconfident.
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>>154254670
lol
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>>154255020

They seem like, if you didnt give them a good reason, they wouldn't hurt you
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>>154253858
fuck you
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>>154254687
You forgot your pic
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Question to fellow Zenyatta mains.
Is is justified to pop transcendence when you see riptire or nerf this? How do you manage those ultimates?
I would first run and hide or look out for the wheel to try and break it before it breaks my face. If that fails and I see I'm about to die, I'll probably use it. But there are so many variables in play, like
>how many teammates are alive and nearby
>what's the objective\time status, do we need to clutch and stall right now, or have time to regroup and push again?
>how many enemy ults were used in last minute
>how far from spawn I have to run if I die here
But it's really fucking hard to pay attention to all of those things sometimes. I feel like if I can survive with at least 2-3 mates, it's all good and I can ult now.
Also, riptire can theoretically explode slightly out of range, and that 100hps would be really helpful

So, what's the play here, brothers?
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What's at the bottom of the well in Ilios?
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It shouldn't be fucking encouraged for Mercy to hide in a little corner and jump out and res.

Like fuck, this game has so much shit that's just straight up made to ruin any sort of fun to be had.
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>>154255123
It literally implies you are perfect for your MMR. You are too good to lose a lot, but you're not good enough to win a lot. To say that somehow being perfectly average in your range is worthy of punishment is fine, is to simply concede any argument you may have had
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>>154247726
We need this for Overwatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p6q6UC8Pls
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Royal Maple or Sailor Jerry?
>>154255258
China
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>>154255258
molten core
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>>154255258
Titan
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>>154255232

If you're by yourself and D.va/Junkrat solo ult you, then pop it and keep the point contested. Otherwise, back off with your team, not even sound barrier will carry you through them
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>gold medal in objective time every single game

why do people not realize you can't fucking win if you don't play the objective?
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>>154255232
>Is is justified to pop transcendence when you see riptire or nerf this? How do you manage those ultimates?
Fuck no, that ult is down to other people to deal with. Dealing with massive burst isn't your domain.

The only way to justify it is if you're defending final point, you have no other support ultis and you need to stay alive.
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>>154255258
Have you ever played Fatal Frame, anon?
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>>154254949
>>154254843
For once I just want a good villain without any strings attached. Not because they were wronged in the past or they were transformed against their will, but someone who is just a legit scumbag evil villain. Give him a mustache to twirl while we're at it. Currently there are no villains in Overwatch, only edgy anti-heroes who may or may not have some hope/good left in them. Give me someone without any hope.
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>level 25 in QP, think the game is fun
>MFW I play competitive matches for the first time

I haven't felt this way in many years. Frantic voice chat coordination, 3 intensely close games(all wins), amazing team plays on both sides. I can feel the adrenaline I haven't felt since my counterstrike days over 8 years ago.

You guys have lied to me you made me think Competitive was a complete shitshow.
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>>154255459
The first taste is always the sweetest.
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>>154255459
>he hasn't had a soul crushing loss streak yet

Run while you still can
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>>154255445
Reaper is bad.
He wasn't forced into Talon like widow was and still stays around in their employment, teaching other operatives how to operate for an evil company.
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>>154255232
Dva I just run like hell. Shouldn't really ever be in a spot where you can't run for cover.

Junrat I just charge right click and back away from everyone. If it goes for me I'll shoot it with orbs and hopefully kill it.

Only time I would pop ult to save myself is if we are on objective and about to win or out of time. imo his ult is better countering other peoples like genji or solider.

>inb4 I'm only 2700 and don't know what I'm talking about. I know I don't know what I'm talking about.
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>play rein
>my co tank is a zar/winston/dva
>win
>my co tank is road
>lose

the things that make you go hmmm
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>>154255445
Reaper is that though. Yes he has his (completely unjustified) reasons, but he's been a mustache twirler pretty consistently. Don't left tumblrfags fool you.
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>>154255554
That's how the addiction start.

You always crave for that feeling even enduring a lot of really shitty moments just to get that rush.
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>another POTG goes to Mercy hiding in a corner and watching her team die

xd
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>>154255638
Every fucking time.

Apart from koth.
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>>154255459
I remember when I was like you
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>>154255445
Roadhog and Junkrat are villains. At least Roadhog is.
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>>154255710
I never get it because while I have 12 players resurrected, I used 5 revives to get there
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>still lose MMR if you lose because a piece of shit quit during the deciding match of a 2-2 KOTH
Competitive was a mistake.
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>>154255710
Hey, that was me!
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>>154255445
Reaper twirls the shit out of his mustache
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>>154255459
As soon as you finish your placement you'll never want to play again. Unless you play with a stack of course.
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>>154255258
> What's at the bottom of the illios well?
Shitter genji corpses
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>level 12 trying to boss the team around
>"Dude if only you saw my other account on PS4"
>lmao
>both teams salty as hell
>RIPPU TAYA, JUMBI ALRIGHT

video games are hard
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MMR ASSASSINS
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>>154255710
>playing eichenwald comp
>supporting alongside ana with lucio
>we get run over
>teammate:can you try mercy? shes really good on this map
>thousands of corners to hide behind
>mfw ez 4-5 man rezzes

Germany is a really pointy country
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>>154256125
Make sure to vote for Widow! It takes courage to play her in comp.
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What's up with the noises D. Va?
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>>154255710
If you already have ult available, the only thing that can stop you from using it is getting killed. Much better to hide and rez all 5 than to try to heal a little more and die.
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>>154255781
>Roadhog's bio portrays him as a corrupted victim of circumstance who fought to take back his home after the government handed it over to omnic scum with zero concern for the people already living there
>villain

The ALF literally did nothing wrong.
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this is your comp match today, /owg/

aren't you glad blizzard fixed matchmaking?
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What's the highest conpeitive win streak all of yall had?On ps4, my Highest was 5 before someone just fucks my shit up
>>
What do you guys think of Hana Song with daddy issues?
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>>154256227
Only 'people' who out shitpost the ALF are filthy omnic supporters
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>>154256358
8

Got +110 for the match right before I finally lost
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>>154256358
I won my first 5 placement matches, thought i was hot shit, then i lost the next 3 and drew the last 2.
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CURRENTLY ON MY 7TH PLACEMENT MATCH, 5 LOSES 3 WINS SO FAR, WISH ME LUCK BOIS
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>>154254550
Do they attach to the balls that Lucio spawns with his emote?
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>>154256473
You're going to lose.
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>>154256527
Pharah is NOT for lewd anon

She is for Mercy's eyes only
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>>154256473
im sending my energy bro.
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>>154256227
He's only protecting Junkrat for the dosh, shows sadistic tendencies, has stolen from people a bunch of times, and thinks violence is usually the answer. I think he and Junkrat won't be shown doing heinous acts outside of stealing without provocation on-screen/panel but they're definitely not good.
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>>154255380
because they think muh gold dps kill medals are more important than playing the fucking game
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>>154256575
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>>154256575
>pairing them for reasons outside of two grills to fap to in one image

That's the worst form of Pharmercy possible.
>>
>Ana's rifle has a front sight post
>no rear
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>>154256609
Fair enough, but Roadhog's hardly the evil-because-good-is-dumb bad guy that other anon was wanting. He still had to fall to get to where he is now.
>>
blizzshop when
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748996329
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>>154256609
roadhog is just tsundere.
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>>154256471
Same happened to me. What's you and >>154256469's rating? Mine went from 2311 to 2120 thanks to some angry mic autist
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>>154255049

Torb is shit because if they buffed him to be good at plat and above, he'd be a mandatory pick in silver and gold.
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>tfw you leave /owg/ open and come back to find something you want to respond to but when you update the thread is archived
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>>154256406
I approve
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>>154256406
honestly i need more femdom hana porn
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>>154256841
Not always true, assuming they tweak him enough. Like his Tf2 counterpart in 6v6 he should be >switched< to for holding down last points and not much else.
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>>154256305
Did I win? If so, yes :^)
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>>154256885
That's why I browse owg on my phone while I'm respawning
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>>154256827
im 2180.
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>>154256841
I want to see a Torbjorn rework. I fully trust Blizzard to do it.
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>yfw no qt healslut bf to feed hormones and make into a qt maid
;__;
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GANYMEDE PLUSH WHEN
I CANNOT WAIT ANY LONGER
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>>154253103
>>154252612
>>154253179
It's not that great since she needs a harness to push it up.
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>>154256827
The 8 win streak propelled me right through the roof of diamond
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Hana's Dong.
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>>154253103
>>154253179
Tracer has a pancake butt in game. If you believe otherwise, you may be of Irish descent
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>>154256569
I did lose thanks senpai ;_;
>>154256584
Thanks bud
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>>154257182
Is only 9 inches.
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>>154257182
>ywn find a cute boy to crossdress as hana for you
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>>154256609
To go /tg/ and put it in alignment terms, Roadhog's probably closer to Chaotic Evil, but I'd still classify both him and Junkrat as Chaotic Neutral atm.
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>all this Skin hate

All right, let's see you guys think of something better than that we've got and are getting.
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So now that the dust has figuratively settled, can we all agree that Zarya is the most OP hero currently?
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>>154257235
The Irish don't like butts though. Having a flat ass is a mark of pride among them and Pope approved.
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>>154256781
Honestly I'm not entirely against it.
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>>154255974
>you'll never want to play again
Not a chance in hell. Getting a team to work in soloqueue is my life.

Placement matches today just mean I'm going to have to start exercising normal tomorrow morning again to improve my skills.
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>>154257335
>are getting
Where can I see what we're getting?
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>>154257340
I wish nerf X or X is OP posters would suggest rebalances instead of saying stuff like this over and over desu.
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>>154257335
as a soldier he knows how important hydration is while in the field.
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>>154257353
Exactly. Only an Irishman could call Tracer's butt anything but flat.
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>play against three diamonds and three golds
>my team is all plats
>they are technically lower in skill rating
>get absolutely demolished by a carry mccree and roadhog
I feel like the lowest and highest ratings should be somewhat weighted considering team games like this almost never care about the "average" skill of the team
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>>154256609
>"We're All Animals."

How did he know?!
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i main genji hheheheh
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How come Reinhardt cannot melee?
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>>154257251
You'll win your next match.

>>154257257
That's still bigger than me.
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>>154256962
>>154257060

twitch,tv/fairlight_excalibur/v/81627432?t=01h03m11s

Reminder that Blizzard actually wants defense heroes to be broken in competitive so that casuals don't ragequit the game.
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>>154257583
Do you have another copy of that image? I would like to save it but only save images with visible watermarks
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>>154255378
>>154255392
>>154255634
Yeah that's what I thought pretty much. Thank you for input.
It's just that I'm stuck in upper plat bracket (2750-2900 swings) and have no faith in my teammates to handle these ults.
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>5 min solo queues for quick play
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>>154257535
If the enemy team only has 3 competent players, you should have won.
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>Soldier 76 is still trash compared to mcree because they nerfed him to combat a nonexistent macro boogeyman
>>
It'd be nice if the game recognized that there are certain maps you consistently leave during loading/team assembly, and would take that into account when finding you a game so you never had to touch them again.

But then when people only ever stopped leaving a tiny handful of the maps that exist Blizzard would be forced to admit that they're completely retarded at designing maps/levels and I don't think they're quite mentally prepared to handle that kind of revelation.
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>>154257654
Reminds me of this
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>>154257695
3 competent players > 0 competent players

Plats are trash.
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>>154256305
Reminds me of this one match I did right after placements
>my team is 1 plat (me), 3 gold and 2 unranked
>enemy team is 2 plat and 4-stack unranked with top-500 icons
>my unranked mates are 37 and 42 peak in s1

Wait a fucking second. Diamond and up can't participate in placements, what the fuck is this picture
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>>154256358
So far, I'm 5 for 5 after my placement matches which went
>Loss Win Win Loss Win Win Loss Loss Win Loss Win
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why is the most boring character the most essential
>>
I've got 1000 to spend on a skin dubs decides which
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>>154257868
Diamond is competent
Plat is average/bad
Gold is complete shit

6 average players should beat 3 half decent players being dragged down by absolute garbage.
>>
Can't wait for the inevitable Zarya nerf.

Can't. fukkn. wait.
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>>154257854

I was actually looking for that, "overwatch developer comments on defense heroes" gave me nothing on google
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>>154257795
People were accused of using macros if their tracking was really good too. That didn't help matters.
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>>154257892
If you're 3000SR and up, you can't q with unranked players. You can still get q'd into them, though.
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>>154257795
>>154257969

That's because there was actually a tracking macro
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>>154257905
Somebody has to sacrifice their own fun so that Genji and McCree can run around having a blast

The team that doesn't have players willing to give up their fun for the better of the team lose
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>>154257650
I actually did win my next match, one more placement match and then I'll be set
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>>154257569
It's just a film...
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>>154258016
huh, well ok then.
Still that pic is fucking ridicilous. grandmasters, master and diamond against mostly unranked and plats? How the fuck did the system even balance it?
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>>154253969
I just got queued up with a 5 stack versus another 5 stack. My team was utter garbage. I had 4 gold medals despite being roadhog (to counter their Tracer, I'm better with his hook than I am with McCree's flashbang versus her). They just kept running in like lemmings.

I'm tired of the game right now, every single lobby I've gotten the last couple of days has been utter and complete garbage. I've only won 3 times out of about 17.

Gotta love the memers that stack snipers for "muh practice" when we certainly don't need ana, 2 widows, and a hanzo on attack fucking Anubis
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>>154257654
That's not what they said.
They said that some of the heroes are balanced on a razor's edge so they don't frustrate casuals but they want them to be as relevant as possible.
He pointed out specifically not the desire to *not* change those heroes, but the backlash that would come from simply buffing them for competitive play.
As you continue to listen, they begin to separate "defense" heroes from individual heroes and how the role is artificial- Junkrat is getting played on offense just fine. Then point out that it's specifically Bastion and Torbjorn out of the defense line who really don't work against a coordinated, high level team.
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>>154256568
apparently
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>>154257520
>>154257353
>>154257235
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>>154258168
this is true

a couple of times i've been in games where two fellas picked genji and neither would swap. naturally, we all stacked genji.

i hope those boys learned something.
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>>154256841
But having heroes that are mandatory from bronze to grandmaster is not an issue?
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Is this it?
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>no one picks a tank
>opposing team confines us to our fucking starting base
>someone picks a tank when there's less than a minute left
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Any 76 players mix things up a bit and do a round where you play as Combat Medic 76 if there is no healer around?
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>>154258139
Now people use it as McCree :^)
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>>154254635
groups tend to be the worst thing to run into in comp. they should pair 3s with 3s, 2s with 4s, and ban 5s
I can climb up steadily in pure solo because shitters will play easy to counter characters
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I'm sure some of you heard the news back in June that Overwatch had just barely overtaken League of Legends as the most played game in korean PC Bangs.

Look at these fresh numbers. Blizzard official count is 11 million.
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>>154257795
>>154257969
>>154258671
>tracking macro
Doesn't exist. You can't make an aimbot out of macros.
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>>154257854
He explicitly stated that defense heroes would receive very minor number tweaks at best (as to not frustrate casuals) before that pro shit show.
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>>154258253
>qp

Just accept it
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>>154258168
>Somebody has to sacrifice their own fun
Support cuckoldry has always existed in class based games, but this is the first one where DPS is a minority.
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>>154258618
Yep, see ya at 2700 tomorrow
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>>154254814
i placed extremely low and climbed into the 2250 area. 2250 to 2400 is worse than anything below or above it and i cant figure out why
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>>154258671
>>154258139
It was a spread macro that stopped firing at inhumanly fast speeds to reset the spread. It had nothing to do with tracking (that would be an aimbot) or your own aim, only how accurate the gun itself was.
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>>154258664
My healing average is just a hair under 2k

Is this high?
>>
SOMEONE PLEASE CHOOSE A LEGENDARY SKIN FOR ME TO BUY PLEASE
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>>154254857
literally me until the reaper kills you. Zarya kills reaper
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>>154258741
I know. What my post was stating is that people who were really good with him pre-nerf got hackusations lite ("M-macro!").
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>>154258868
STONEHARDT
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>>154258868
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>>154258796
Comp is no fucking better. Placements are impossible to solo queue and it's just a shitty aggravating experience overall.
>leavers
>shit premades
>idiots picking heroes that shouldn't be picked on the game mode
Competitive shouldn't have ever been in this game. It's not a competitive game that requires a lot of skill, it's an unbalanced mess that depends mostly on who has their ult and when they use it.
>>
I think I'm finally done with this game. I can't be bothered with the 5 minute queues anymore.
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>>154258842
Pretty good for 76
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>>154258741
The spread shouldn't be there in the first place. He would take more skill if his gun was 100% accurate. Now scrubs can spray and pray, but good players get fucked.
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>>154255780
jesus christ how do you have gold!?!?! those numbers are shit
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>>154258948
Uninstall it, Ctrl+W and never look back amigo. You're not missing out, play a better game than this cesspool.
>>
Also I can't be bothered with the endless stream of useless Hanzos, Widowmakers and just generally retarded gamer base that understands nothing about team composition and strategy.

How some people have managed to clock 500 hours on this game is really beyond me.
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I think I'm gonna take a break for Comp for a while. I mean there is still a lot of time left. I'm going to dedicate my time to gittin gud with a specific hero. Dunno which yet, a hero who can carry games even if your teammates aren't the greatest.
I'm thinking Zarya, but I also like Mccree because his skill atleast transfers into other games.

What do you think?
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>>154259114

Lucio or Zarya.

McCree can not carry.

If you really wanna DPS than go Reaper since he can heal from kills.
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>>154257372
>Getting a team to work in soloqueue is my life.
Good luck with that, masochist.
Once MMR and forced 50 kicks in you'll be eating crow.
>>
So what was the point of that PTR update? Is Blizzard getting ready for something big?
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>>154258947
>tfw placed at 2600 because of retard teams
>embraced the iris and immediately climbed to 3k

This nigga is the perfect carry
>fills the dps and support roles
>can save retard genjis who run in alone with your long range healing
>can melt tanks with discord
>can save retard teammates who get caught in black hole or earthshatter
>can solo faggot genjis and tracers who try to flank your team
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>>154255459
just wait til your losing or draw streak
>lose streak
>im better than thses shitter fucking hell I can't be this bad can i???
>having nightmares about being shit

>draw streak
>FUCK I PLATEAUED
>I can do better! I know i can! but fuck we're equal it's a draw
>nightmares about never achieving anything again

i hope you never feel the pain
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>>154259114
>but I also like Mccree because his skill atleast transfers into other games.
Just play Zarya.
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>>154259089
By not solo queuing and experiencing better/subjective queue times. I've had maybe 3 days in my 3~ months of playing where I had 5 min queue times.
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>>154258187
>>154257569
>>154256609
>>154256227
>people unironically think roadhog is genuinely evil, or even junkrat

lengthy post ahead.

Even when going on their crime spree, the junkers are never shown to have any tendencies of wanton murder or genuine disregard for morality. If you read the comic,
you'll notice that junkrat and roadhog consider their work to be in the right. Not reaper's "I hate everything so everything should die" in the right, but rather they don't trust the omnics due to reasons

Whether or not omnics are people is another discussion, the junkers have at least understandable motives for hating omnics. Zarya hates omnics, does that make her evil? And the only person the junkers are seen to kill on screen is the evil businessman who set them up.

Additionally, when junkrat and mei are talking during the prematch, junkrat claims to be a freedom fighter. In the 'moment in crime' short, we also see the junkers committing seemingly benign actions, like raiding an ice cream truck, or stealing soda cans in front of child. The only killing they've been shown to do is against genuinely evil people, and honestly how can you not expect them to revolt, considering their circumstances?

I think we have a duo that have hearts of gold, if you will. You can hear roadhog say "pretty place here. It'd be a shame to have to kill someone." He isn't a careless murdere, he just does what he has to do to get by, but bemoans having to commit an awful act in a place so beautiful and nice.

Even though roadhog does stick around junkrat because he gets paid, it does seem like they've developed somewhat of a friendship, be it shaky.
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Yeah the game is pretty much unwinnable after 4:00PM PST.

Last handful of games have just been losses and draws whereas prior to that time I almost got diamond.

Good night /owg/
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Why bother playing anybody else desu?
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>>154259278
I hope sombra looks like that
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>>154259278
go back to /toy/ you turbo autist
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>>154259264
If they get any short I'm willing to bet part of it is going to be wacky and "they do bad things but in the end they do some nice ones as well"
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>>154259264
I only read half of your shitty post

people think they're evil because they literally go on crime sprees. they are basically catwoman though, they aren't malicious killers.
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>>154258664
I think 76 can provide significant healing support.
He's in a very unique spot. With good aim, you can delete most 200 health heroes before they can delete you, McCree being the exception.
It's not as easy getting around on a flank than most other mobile heroes, but with a little practice with rocket and sprint jumping he can get to a surprising number of places for an effective flank.
His poke with the Helix rockets is excellent.
But most of all, he just has very very high sustained DPS. Most of his damage is lost by scatter at range, so when it comes to just deflating shields and tanks, he does a lot. Combined with his heal, he can sit behind a Reinhardt playing part-Bastion part-Mercy.

When you put it all together, that's effective. He can't replace support, but you can make a single support comp a lot stronger with him.
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>>154259264
>>154259264
That is a nice and concise summary of how I feel about Junkrat and Roadhog.

I don't think they're evil. Omnics went fucking Skynet and they tried to take them out, they didn't know the Omnic bases had nuclear reactors either.
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>>154254814
Placed at 2513, quickly climbed to 2987, and since then I've been stuck at 2700-2900
Most of the players are pretty ok at this range, but you often see some top-500 dude placed in plat trying to grind up, or sime sub40 shitter that got carried into diamond or a whole 6 man premade with master in it or shit like that
It's weird really how hard it is to win in this bracket when everybody just grind their teeth to hop over that 3k
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>>154259373
TOMORROW YOU LALA HOMO MAN
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>>154259278
You know, I've kind of noticed the same thing. I tend to go on winning streaks if I play in the morning, and lose like crazy in the evening. Morning teams are noticeably better too, I guess maybe the kids are all at school.
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>>154259278
sleep tight reap tight
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>>154258704
>lol
>rts

Wot
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>>154259562
>>154259278
Kids come home from school at that time.
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Anyone got the photo of Tracer and Widowmaker watching a movie done in SFM?
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>>154259562
The only people on in the morning to 4pm are NEETs or people who have jobs/school (college) with different schedules. It's noticeably worse in the evening and night.
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Anyone else thinks Mei is a sleeper? She was never "bad" like Bastion or Torb but thankfully Blizzard addressed her main issue that was her ultimate getting bounced by Rein's shield. Hell, I'd even say she is THE BEST pick for some maps
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>>154259264
>>154259503
These posts are good posts. 10/10
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>4 of the enemy team drops during the start of Dorado
>Decide to for an easy Escort Duty achievement
>tfw it was the most scared I've been in a video game to date
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>>154259264
Look, there's no denying that fate dealt them a truly horrid hand, but they've gone past the point where their origins give them a black check to wreck what they want. They're out of the badlands, they're free and mobile, they arrived at a juncture where they could do what they liked, start fresh. And they decided to be crooks.

>>154258868
Balderich

Who do you play as mostly though?
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>>154259702
Her ult was also shit. They just buffed it in a questionable way. The problem was even low mobility characters like McCree could escape it fairly often.
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>>154259775
>tfw i just got it because no one but me would stay on the fucking payload
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>>154255258
Greece's debts
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>>154259219
>>im better than thses shitter fucking hell I can't be this bad can i???
I forgot the name of this mental condition, but in summary when a person has an standard of themselves of being good to a certain degree, then fail to perform to their own standard, there's a chain reaction in the brain that basically makes you suck even worse than you normally would.

Humility makes you better.
Respecting your opponent makes you better.
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where is the manual eject button on d.va
I want to pop out so I can teabag people
>>
Is this shit even worth it
No matter how good I get I'll still be held back by my team
I don't know
Whats the point of spending all my time in perpetual elo hell
Just put me out of my misery
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>>154258493
This bullshit happens way too often. 2 people pick the same hero, someone doesn't like that and picks a 3rd one. Then everyone starts memeing and picks the same hero.
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Who do you guys want to see the next short on?

Which short thus far do you think has been the best?
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>comp
>I am placed with a group of 5 against a group of 6
>not a single word from the 5-man group with zero coordination efforts
>the 6-man group steamsrolls, emotes, t-bags, and talks shit in chat the whole game
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>>154259904
>Respecting your opponent makes you better.
Not really applicable until you get to diamond-ish. Below that I've found that disrespecting enemies is the best way to win because they won't be coordinated or skilled enough to deal with you
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>>154249110


1. D.Va
2. Poke em everywhere you can. Sweep up kills on low hp enemies. Shield allies not just yourself. Youre not the tankiest tank so dont act like it. I know the fusion cannons have shit range but just poke poke poke. Ult advice? Get lucky and dont overthink it. Theres a ton of time for the enemy team to get cover. I typically use it to clear the point in overtime. Oh yeah and fly away from zarya and winston if possible.
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>>154259991
You know those miracle matches where your team is really good? Send adds and invites.
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>>154259609
Korean classification

Dota was built out of an RTS game
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>>154260024
>Who do you guys want to see the next short on?
D.va or Mcree
>Which short thus far do you think has been the best?
The last bastion.
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>>154259635
No seriously, I want it, it feels so comfy
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>>154259991
>play zenny
>learn to aim
>get free wins
It's that easy
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>>154259801
>get out of australia, which was a shithole before the crisis and a shithole after
>get paid to save hostages and destroy omnics
>set up to look bad by others
>kill genuinely evil people
>some asshat tells me they're bad people
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>>154260029
>someone drops out at the beginning
>Match cancelled
>one or more during the match itself
>lol no. Match goes on

I hate that. I hate that so much.
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>>154260024
> Who do you guys want to see the next short on?
Any of the heroes could have good shorts. Sombra

>Which short thus far do you think has been the best?
Alive, great animation and really showed off widow and tracers personalities. Bastion had the worst short, he really didn't need one.
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>>154259702
No I dont' think Mei is sleeper.
If Mei is sleeper then so is Ana and Junkrat.

Mei is simply a good hero in a cast of a lot of equally good heroes who are all wildly different.
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Mei players have no souls.

Not one bit. Not a single ounce or amount of soul is in a Mei Player. Nope. Nadda. None. Absolutely 0 Percent Soul in Mei Players.
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>>154260246
>Bastion had the worst short, he really didn't need one.
THIS. It was cute, but didn't really show us anything we didn't already know
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Why should I bother with comp if i can't even win in QP against faggots who have gold weapons?

They only play QP so they can shit on people with their fucking stupid looking weapons and it is so frustrating.
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>>154260024
D.Va
Dragons
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>>154259264
Crime is in their blood. They are aussies.
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possible moon map in the future? teleportation is a thing, so traveling there wouldn't be difficult
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>>154260497
Sure, if you feel like fending off a colony of angry winstons.
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>>154260497
But it's filled with genocidal space gorillas.
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>>154260497
We fucking launch a rocket to the moon on the Gibraltar map.

There are voice lines saying we're going to the moon.

Of course there will be a moon base map.
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>>154260497
The moon has been a possibility ever since we learned about the space monkeys
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So I went to go play and noticed every B.net game I had was uninstalled.

How.
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>>154254290
it is eerie how accurate this is
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>>154260190
I really hope Zen is next in line to get new skins because all his current ones are lame
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>>154258664
If people are hit by Ana's Biotic Grenade, 76's Biotic Field can do some pretty great healing to multiple people are once. Sure you won't ever be outhealing Ana, but in a pinch it's a nice boost.
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>play Hanzo
>win

Is this easy mode?
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>>154249110
I almost made this exact post myself

>Roadhog
>You don't aim the hook. You already know where they are going to be, just throw it.
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>>154260017
Stop double picking Genji/Hanzo/McCree/Widow then you shitter.
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>>154260190
what's it like being wrong
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>>154260694
>that one bot that votes for themselves

Every fucking time
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the characters need more lines. Junkrat needs to talk to genji and zenyatta.

roadhog needs to talk to mercy

lucio needs to talk to zarya

ana needs to talk to reaper

widowmaker needs to talk to junkrat

junkrat needs to talk to soldier 76
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>>154260791
Meant for >>154260623
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Anyone on ps4 wanna play?
I just want the 20% exp bonus.
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>>154260024
Zenyatta or Lucio

Recall/Last Bastion are the only ones I've liked.
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>>154260024
Zarya or Mercy

Alive, excellent heroine/smug interaction and fantastic choreography and photography.
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>>154260571
>>154260589
But we already have Lijang tower that's kind related to the moonbase/space gorillas. Also, moon level would have issues with low gravity.
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>>154260497
there's a good shot of the moon base in the Dragons short
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>>154260571
Is that what we do there? Never knew the point of that one, just the overwatch base backstory.
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>>154261007
In before normal gravity handwaved away somehow
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I simply don't understand why I'm suddenly getting uncoordinated fucking retards when I finally start climbing.

I actually don't get it, why is this a thing? I sincerely don't see why this happens, you get a good streak and your teammates get WORSE than they were before. I don't fucking get it.
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>>154260497
I'd rather see Watchpoint: Grand Mesa. It's an underground military base somewhere in Colorado. Maybe they have a giant Symmetra teleporter there
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>>154260765
>tfw shit aim with all hitscan heros
>somehow I land completely bullshit hooks on their mercy/zen while in midair after jumping off a building

violence is usually the answer
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>>154249302
No I feel the same way about Mei. She's only just annoying enough to justify being played occasionally. If you lost to another team that had Mei, it wasn't because they chose Mei.

Harambe is rarely played, but when he is, he fucks my shit up.
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>>154260623
They were weird to me at first, but his skins have grown on me. They are very comfy and relaxing.
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Which of you massive fucking autists is playing with Moonmoon right now?
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>>154261007
>>154261095
There didn't seem to be any issues with gravity in the Recall short. It probably has artificial gravity generators installed or some shit.
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>>154260571
The Gibraltar rocket was a satellite, it wasn't going to the moon, just Earth orbit
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>>154261129
>If you lost to another team that had Mei, it wasn't because they chose Mei.
I wish we could say the same about Zarya
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>>154261164
>watching streamers ever
What rank are the pros at right now anyway?
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>>154261195
Was that on the Moon? I thought it was taking place in Gibraltar.
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>>154261318
I think he's talking about the flashbacks Winston had back to the moon and Papa Winston
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>>154261318
>giant doors opening up to show the earth
W-where do you think Gibraltar is, anon?
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>>154261110
Thanks for making me hum the SG-1 theme for the next 3 hours.
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>>154249302
Most irritating would have to be:

>playing Pharah
Genji and McCree

>playing Tracer
Reaper and Junkrat

>playing Widowmaker
Mei and McCree

Hanzo all around simply because of his bullshit peek and basic algebra skillful free win button.
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>>154261395
Maybe they have a permanent Zarya black hole under the floor
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>he thinks the moon is going to be a map
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>>154261451
I miss that show
Annoys me to no end that they're going back and rebooting the movie instead
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>>154261318
>>154261395
Yes, the flashbacks.
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>>154261440
That's the giant promontory coming out of the moon that's been integral to the space trade for thousands of years, right?
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>>154261164
What happened? I had the stream on in the background but was tabbed out.

I know Enumbre is a regular here and matches with moon pretty frequently, and never fails to fill the chat with shitposting when he does.
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I just had a game as Reinhardt on Gibraltar attacking with 3 snipers on my team. The other two were a Genji and a fucking Bastion,

None of them got on the cart.

None of them ever got in the combat.

Holy Hell I'm mad.
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>>154261587
Wht didn't you just quit?
>>
Is there anything more infuriating than watching your teammates get hooked over and over and over and over and over and fucking over and they don't fucking learn and then they bitch at everyone else because they're too FUCKING stupid to stop standing in the fucking open like a fucking stupid ass braindead fucking monkey.
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>>154261714
I don't fucking know.
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>>154251009
Listen, the only thing you have to ever use voice for is
>Reaper above!
>Reaper teleport behind!
>Reaper teleport to the left!
etc.

Everyone has died to a Reaper or Genji flank while their team had their backs turned. They want to win. They will respond. You all may lose anyway because everyone can't hit for shit, but you won't feel as bad afterwards.
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>>154251950
>Get stomped by the enemy team in competitive
>next round, one of our guys leaves, making it 5v6
>We come back and stomp them while being a man down

I don't think I've ever bellowed a roar at my computer before that moment
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>>154249110
>1. Your most played character in competitive right now
D.Va
>2. Give a tip to people wanting to play them
Use your boosters to try to gain the high ground on enemies. You'll do much more damage when you're shooting at them from above.
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>>154261581
One of the people he was playing with unironically if anyone else browsed 4chan
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>>154251950

>First round of KoTH
>Literally just barely take and hold it
>Everyone leaves but 2 people on the other team

It was funny because I felt like they were actually the better at first, if they had stuck out another round they might have won.

Thank you leavers.
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>tfw stats got better but my hero rank dropped by 400
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>Mercy hides all damn game
>Only scurries out to ultimate

Holy fuck this character's design gives me cancer. Something about mercy makes me rage violently, being a rather cutesy and boring blob of a marystu character makes it even more revolting.

She's supposed to be some kinda seraph or angel but whenever I envision her I think of a rat or a two face.
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>>154262217
Chill.
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>>154262217
That's not how you spell "Mei".

Even her fucking voice is enraging. I masturbate to her death screams they're so fulfilling.
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>>154262217
>Knowing enemy team has a Mercy
>Knowing Mercy is hiding
>Not trying to find her

git gud
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Which character can carry me to diamond?

Been playing Lucio, Zarya and Rein. I might try going Reaper because support and tank feel too reliant on the team.
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Why do people suck so much.

I can only do so much as Mercy. I can't help a team if they split into 4 separate directions.

My life is misery. All I want to do is help. Why won't they let me help?
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>>154260875
post your psn
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>>154262371
>Find her playing with her clit in a corner
>Shits her pants
>Flys off to their nearby roadhog/rein
>Get your ass hole punched six ways to sunday

Alright tough guy mercy hunter dundee shitfuck.
>>
I seek to spread chaos wherever I go.

What hero should I play on my journey to Bronze?
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>>154262546
Is it even possible to place Bronze?
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>>154262371
>Reaper you have ONE JOB
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>>154262217
>implying she's not the most evil character in the game

Do you think she won't join Talon now that Overwatch has weaponized Biotics with Ana's rifle? She'll tear down the world before she sees her research hurt someone.

Never underestimate the kind of awful shit an idealist will do when they think they're right.
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>>154261478
why not negro
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>>154262510
>tickle Mercy with your Tracer guns
>toss her a birthday present
>watch her fly off to show all her friends
>sit back and stroke yourself
>>
>Where did you hide your treasure? You could hardly have it on your person!
>Rack off shitcunt, I'll fuckin glass ya
I fixed Junkrat
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>>154262672
>Things that happen once every other day
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>>154262546
Reinhardt, because nothing trolls a team harder than a Reinhardt who pretends to shield push for his team, then charges off at the first notice and dies.

You're big, visibly terrible, and that will trigger people.
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>>154262383

the only character that can put you on the 5 game win streak you need is the lord himself.
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>>154262510
>>Find her playing with her clit in a corner
you tryin to get me hard?
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>>154262350
Haha, oh, if only the Meis hid all the time
But they don't
They're everywhere
I'm literally neck deep in Meis every game
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>>154249302
Widowmaker is the most anti-fun character. Can be easily countered, but only by some heroes, and if nobody can be arsed to do it, nothing stops her from going 50-0. I have seen too many useless flankers who never go anywhere near her.

Also Symmetra+Torb combo on chokepoint heavy maps is some premium cheese. They seem to win 70% of the time if both are present.
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>>154262672
Masturbation emote when
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>>154262672
>Tracer poster
>Implying you're good enough to do anything you just said

Your parents must be "proud" that they had the only useless child in the family and drink every day thinking about how they should have aborted you.

Add your bronze ranking to your participation medals.
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>>154262850
Woah what prompted this salt
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>>154262850
>angry healslut can't deal with the lowest health hero in the game by simply pulling out their pistol and chasing them away
>>
anyone getting fps drops after a few games in overwatch?
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>get a 4man kill and solo push of the payload to victory
>potg is mercy reviving 3 people and then dying
>saying anything about Mercy POTGs being stupid
>"durr hurr guess you salt/jealous/fag" from everyone in the mercy's hugbox premade

I'm so sick and tired of Mercy POTG where she does fucking nothing and when you call it out apparently you're salty or some other autistic l33t GAMERZ phrase.
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>>154262672
>You're covered
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>>154261587
Reinhardt is seriously more frustrating to play as than any support.
At least as a support you can mitigate some of your teammate's stupidity.
But no matter how I try, I can't make anyone stand behind my shield.
I can't make people follow me in when I charge.
I can't make Ana use the nanoboost they've been holding for 2 minutes.
That being said, he's so much more rewarding than any support when it comes to getting in the middle of the enemy team and making them all scatter to avoid your massive hammer of super fast ult charge.
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>>154262901
>HOLY FUCK SOME ANON CALLED ME OUT ON BEING A RETARD
>QUICK GOTTA THINK OF A SICK COMEBACK
>S-salty

Do yourself and this earth a favor and take the easy way out.
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>>154262969

It's getting fixed.
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>>154262950
I've been getting fps drops the last week or so from time to time, but my gpu is pretty shit so I'm just glad the game runs.
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>>154262936
Unrelated but you have to wonder why Tracer has so little health
What makes her so frail but not Mei or Widowmaker
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What's even the point of these fucking ranks if the matchmaking doesn't account for shit?
>Enemy team: 6 diamond stack
>My team: Me(diamond) + 5 platinum stack
Why the fuck are two different ranks allowed to play together?
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>background download
PATCH TODAY BOYS
AND DON'T EVEN "But patches are only TUESDAY" ME YOU FAGGOTS
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I think Mercy res has always been an almost guaranteed POTG, but now there are 10x more Mercys around.
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>>154262991
I think reinhardt players need to take note of WHEN to pick him.

If you have 4 fucking flankers or 3 snipers you can not only consider the game an instant loss, but you should also switch to something like a d.Va or Zarya since your shield will be poorly misused. Why bother picking a character with a shield when your team is fucking too stupid to stay behind it?
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>>154263003
What the fuck are you talking about I'm not the person you replied to
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>>154262991
>get in the enemy team
>not getting any heals as always
>everyone managing to run away from my hammer because literally everyone but Ana is faster than me
>the hits I do land are immediately undone because the faggotass Lucio is still alive and the team sniper refuses to shoot him

WHY DO I SUCK WHEN ENEMY REINS DO SO WELL
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HOW DO WE FIX SOLDIER 76
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>>154263040
I can't imagine that being all time wibbly wobbly can be good for her physical condition
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>>154249110
Reinhardt

Just get good at pressing q
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>>154263003
You're tilting, anon. I think you should take a break.~
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>>154262585
I've already placed in Gold but I'm going to drop to Bronze because I don't care anymore. If climbing means I need to solo carry progressively shittier teammates then it's not worth my time and I'm going to make sure I ruin as many people's fun as I possibly can. I'm over the fucking edge at this point. I can't win. I'm going to make sure of it now.
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>>154263117
When I played Mercy pre-patch I got potg maybe 1/6-8 games
Now since season 2 I have maybe 50 minutes on her and have gotten potg like 7 times.
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>Our Rein charges
>Me (Zen) and Zarya both move to bubble/harmony him
>We get in eachother's way since deathball, I harmony the zarya and the zarya bubbles me

I'm so sorry, brave reinhardt, you will be remembered.
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>>154249570
please teach how to junkrat

the only thing now is spam m1 and trap/mine chokepoints
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>>154263074
You keep the diamond icon even if you drop below diamond rating iirc
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>>154260875
>39 minutes ago
Late as fuck, but yes. If you'll take me.
I've had the game for months but just started playing online yesterday.
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>>154263119
If you have that kind of team, just pick Lucio and keep speed it up going all the time.
Your team is either going to stomp or get stomped, meanwhile you can groove out getting better at wall riding and boop
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>>154263117
No, 5MAN revives were almost guaranteed POTG not this 1 or 2 man revive bullshit.

They increased the amount of heat you get for healing and reviving. They didn't realize that by doing this reviving 2 or 3 people had more POTG-weight than getting a quadra or penta kill.
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>>154263197
I'm also Gold and I don't care about Rank either, but I can't imagine Bronze playing any different.
Just play Unranked if you want to pubstomp.
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>>154263208
I don't even play Mercy but when I was forced to play her, I revived 2 people and whipped out my pistol, damaged 3 enemies and died.

POTG worthy.
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>>154249110
1. Lucio
2. When you're with your team, wallride more often. Worst case scenario, you get targeted on the wall as your grounded team is taking less harass, but don'tt go too high, your AoE healing has it's limits.
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>>154263117

They adjusted her 'on fire' points she gets for rezzes after the nerfs. So she gets a shit load of fire points for rez so she always gets potg.
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>>154263139
Fucking goober

>>154263192
>Widowmaker poster
>"I stand behind my waifu even if she's fucking irrelevant"
You're worse than the retarded tracer posters, at least she's good on KoTH
Go find a mercy player to peg your beta ass.
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>>154263040
Mei is a melee range character like Reaper. Widow has 200 because otherwise it would have been possible to bodyshot another Widow.

I think that they will change Tracer's health to 200 sooner or later. There used to be many 150 HP heroes, but now there is 1, or 2 if you count D.Va without mech
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>>154260024
McCree is overdue for his short. Something along the lines of "Old ways is best, I reckon... Folks still tell me that the west ain't wild no more... that I've been chasing silver screen fairy tales from a bygone era... Tellin' me fast hands and guts won't mean squat come sundown... Well I've got three words for them."
Something real corny like that. Just like McCree.
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>>154263346
I don't want to pubstomp.

I want matches that are fun and competitive, not one sided fuckfests. Unfortunately the latter is the majority for some reason.
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>>154263601
>I want matches that are fun and competitive, not one sided fuckfests.

Since quickplay matches you with people of similar skill the only really things are a stomp one way or the other is that somebody isn't using one of their regulars.
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>>154254936
how to reinhardt??
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>tfw you're only good at one character (high plat for context)
if im losing i switch to zarya and we almost always win
i always feel more impactful with zarya
no other character does this. in competitive i play only zarya and lucio if i have to and i know id be ranked ~500 points less if i didnt play just zarya

im thinking of buying doom just so i can play a singleplayer fps so i dont go on a 1000 game losing streak in quick play just to try another character

any character suggestions anyway?
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>>154263112
But patches are literally only on tuesdays.
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>>154263556
I don't mean from a gameplay standpoint, but a practical standpoint

Also why does a /fit/ Egyptian woman in a mech suit have the same health as a fat Chinese woman in a fluffy coat
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>>154263291
>that picture
just struck me how the old Overwatch team must have fucked like rabbits
>very physically fit
>stress of wartime, risk-your-life missions, can die any day
>intimacy established from Overwatch mission structure
>Sharing most of their lives together
>Limited down time spent in the same simplistic Overwatch watchpoint style facilities

76 and Ana certainly, and who else?
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>>154263591
>they recreate the ending of a few dollars more with mcree and two gang members
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>>154263591
He got a comic. D.Va hasn't gotten anything except a fanservice meme emote.
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>Play of the Game
>zero commends
Are you sure they don't give extra experience?
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>>154263674
>Since quickplay matches you with people of similar skill
haha nice one brother

>get matched against 6 man premade with solo or premade retards on your team for several consecutive matches because you won a couple of games in a row
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>>154263729
Why do you keep posting this
And if it's not you, why do people keep posting this

To answer your question they're professionals you freak, not horny college students
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>>154257335
Miami Vice/Scarface Soldier 76
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>>154263725
The same reason why it takes 6 assault rifle headshots to kill anyone.

Overwatch is not based on any kind of realism
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>tfw you get a bullshit scatter shot arrow kill
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>>154263812
People keep posting that because it's real. That's how the real world works.
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>>154263791
What else is there to say about D.Va?
She's just a twitch slut that got recruited because of her epic le vidya skills
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>>154263729
Rienhardt probably fucked Mercy thinking she was an elf
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>>154263117
Maybe a 5man, but I had never seen a 2man res EVER get a potg, fuck pretty sure they were rarely even highlights.
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>>154263791
D. Va could show up in the short to get fanned and hammered
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>>154255459

Make sure you friend all of the people cooperating. Those people will be worth their weight in gold when you realize that soloqueueing is basically flipping a coin.
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>>154263862
Did anyone ever make a gif/webm of the grooving Hanzo from that video?

As horrible as the video was, that shit is prime shitposting material
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>>154263729
That... third panel....
Really makes you think
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>>154263913
Mercy kind of looks like a blood elf, and they already had a dwarf so can't blame him for thinking that.
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I want more Junkrat/Roadhog, Torb, Rein and McCree comics.
Symettra's was kind of cringe inducing from all the weird autism. Ana's were alright but a little bit too cookie cutter. Pharah's was insanely out of character, I don't know how the artist got away with portraying her like that versus how she acts in every other way (in-game dialogue gives us a much different personality)
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>>154259680
>>154259562
Define "night". I tend to play at 23:00-01:00 MST, and it's been pretty okay.
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How many comp games do you play in a row?
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>>154263882
Ebin battle vs the omnic Godzilla.
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>>154264163
0
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>>154263882
I don't really care about her, but more of the omnic kaiju would be nice.
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>>154264146
4pm-7am Eastern Standard Time is the worst time to play.
From 4pm to 12am you get kiddie shitters and turbo autists. From midnight to around 7AM you get major turbo autists and shitter premades.

It get substantially worse as school lets out across the time zones from Eastern to Pacific, on the NA servers.
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>>154263729
>76 and Ana certainly,

No
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>>154263862
>nailing a hail mary junk grenade over several chokepoints halfway between spawn and objective
FROM DOWN UNDER!
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>>154264178
>>154264241
Now that I can get into. I'm not against a D.Va comic I just don't think she has much character to add any more depth to the lore
>caring about lore
I would like to see more Omnic kaiju fights. Imagine one 100 times the size of the one Torb fought. I'd like to see D.Va and her MEKA team take on something like that.
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Is the free weekend up on PSN yet
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Are QP and Comp hidden MMR connected? Like, if I'm on a losing streak and getting consecutively more garbage teams, can I go win some QPs and "reset" my MMR?

>>154264146
For me it seems to be about 10PM-5AM PST. Not only do I tend to match with mountains of retards, but the servers also flood with Koreans at those hours, and they're the "lock Junkrat every game and do nothing" kind of Koreans, not the "god's gift to video gaming" kind.
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>>154264346
I don't know about 100x the size. Something of that size would only be combatable with nuclear weapons. A bunch of D.Va mechs would be about as threatening as bacteria.
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>>154264405
As far as I know (and this is probably wrong), your QP MMR was originally taken into account for initial S1 placement and doesn't have any bearing beyond that

It's possible off-season QP might have factored into S2 placement but I don't believe you could "reset" it like that, no
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HANZO IS HITSCAN NOW?
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>>154263251
psn:etchysketchy
I don't use my mic much though. Anyone from here is free to add me.
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>>154264492
They'd make smaller targets for something so large, allowing them to find a weak spot and self-destruct in it.
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tumblr likes pharah/mercy and hanzo/mccree, while koreans and chinks prefer tracer/dva. But Lucio with HIV is the glory and delighr of /owg/
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*Posted this in the other thread*

I went through several dozen Overwatch "anime-stylized" OPs, and picked out the few I think were actually worth watching.
I don't suggest watching them all in one go as you'll quickly get tired of the same clips and slides being reused over and over again.
So just pick three and then never bother with it ever again.
If you're like me and an absolute weeb trash, go ahead and watch them all. If you don't fucking care, I don't fucking care either.

If you're wondering how I could stand to watch pretty much the same fucking images and clips repeatedly its because I was not really looking at the content, but how they're edited and put together.

If you're wondering why there aren't any decent songs, its because the editing for those were shit. So be glad you don't have to watch them.

Didn't include EDs because generally EDs are just slide shows, and you can do that on google image yourself.

(overall pretty well put together, ending wasn't as solid as the rest though)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSVP39_hM1s

(autistic editing thats pretty neat, albeit the goddamn naruto ref.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54TiIF92ao4

(idds breddy gud)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zo3F7-G9ss

(also breddy gud)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVtOgYJPeLg

(Syncs well, actually pretty cool editing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckjU6UK3vM

(dis breddy solid)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYaIUq5jXMA

(Good, but doesn't have as strong an ending as the one above)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8exvfw2_yBU

(Its not as great as the other ones, but its one of the few that actually included Ana's POTG, and i'm a sucker for anything ana)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brND8Eb72eA

(D.va trash)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrRUkut6pLo

just watch these two really.

A Cruel Angel's Thesis (gaijin cut)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL18Rjj83L0

A Cruel Angel's Thesis (nip cut)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwkSVVOo6HE
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how many hours of overwatch do you play a day

be honest
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>>154264568
No it's still a projectile. He just fires 30% faster now.
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>>154264613
underrated post
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>>154264643
2-3

Some days I don't play at all though, and some days I'll binge.
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>>154264618

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zo3F7-G9ss

Probably my favorite. It's perfect.
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>>154264594
Then what's the point. It'd just be Starkiller Base all over again.
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>>154264643
1-2, at most 3. I can barely stomach any more because forced fifty kicks in hard if I get a winning streak. AKA winning a few games in a row and being pitted against premades with random idiots on my team.

>ME OOGA
>TEAM BOOGA
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>keep getting blizzbuck legendaries and purples

stop I don't even have anything else to buy anymore
>>
SPACE MONKEY HORDE MODE WHEN
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>>154264541
So does that mean the "lol it's just QP bro" excuse trolls use is wrong when it can indirectly tank your rating?
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>>154264735

The forced 50 matches really limit my play time as well.

It's just so blatant.
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>>154264643
More than I should, but I'm always alt+tabbing to something else between games so I don't really consider myself playing the game x number of hours straight
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when are we getting new skins? it seems the overwatch skin designers have pretty shit taste
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>>154264724
might be the drink I have but yeah, got me really hyped
blizz needs to give us a real story mode, or hell just animate a hundred short episodes and string them together for us to watch
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>>154255258
Sparta
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>>154264643
I've been putting in 6 hours a day.
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>>154264927
H A L L O W E E N
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>>154264927
Two words: Halloween.
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Armor-less Pharah skin when.
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>>154264859
I was having fun tonight until it booted me from the lobby to match me against a 5 man premade with a couple of 2 mans on mine. 2 of whom instalocked widow and hanzo on attack Gibraltar. One guy went bastion and his friend went Ana.
I closed the game at that point.

You're right, it's extremely blatant. I don't know why people don't bitch at Blizzard about it more. It ruins the game for me and from what I can tell a lot of people.

I do stick it out in some matches and win because 5-6 man premades are a 50/50 coin toss in of itself between pubstomp and pure garbage. Battletags are generally a good tipoff.
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>>154264927

I really want Thanksgiving skins but it's probably going to be Halloween.

Pilgrim Mercy would be so qt.
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>>154264643
Usually a few solid hours, using loot boxes as arbitrary stopping points if I haven't gotten a good win in a while.

Will go a day or two without playing though to play other games often.
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>>154265082
There is one, it's called "Ana".
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>>154264943
tbqh I think a novel would be pretty cool. Not high brow reading but just a book about a few of the characters.
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>>154265139
Ana is her mom.

*slaps face*

Idiot.
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>>154264643
Maybe 3-5 hours.
>mfw thought overwatch would be shit before the open beta
>mfw thought I would be sick of it in a month after launch
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>>154264643
Used to play ~10, but 1-3 now because everyone else on my friends list now plays Legion instead and solo queue is fucking horrible.
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>>154265050
>>154265065
>>154265119
u think theyre going to do typical spooky skins or mix it up with some skimpy shit
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>>154264927
I'd say about 5 weeks.
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>>154264927
I wish the designer who made the amazing skins had more control over the color schemes on a lot of the other skins.
I mean holy fuck, I haven't bothered buying a Junkrat skin because they all look pretty tacky, a couple look okay but I'd rather use his default than buy them. I've yet to get any of his skins from loot boxes.

I just hope the Halloween skins aren't trash, I'm sure at least 3-4 of them will be good but that's with bated breath.
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>>154265186

All I want is witch Mercy and pumpkin Roadhog.

Judging by the Olympics skins though, they'll play it extremely safe, unfortunately.
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I'm 1750 MMR after like 8 losses in a row

Please fucking tell me it gets better from here in terms of solo queue

My friend told me to straight up quit when he saw my MMR (he is Top 500 and in a pro team)
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>>154265165
They look exactly the same.

*sucks dildo in disgust*

Moron.
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>>154264735
>>154264859
>>154265090
>forced 50
>premade
Please explain, haven't heard of these before.
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>Wof wof, i'm a dog Anon!
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>>154265186
Three heroes will get two legendaries, one base and one recolor

A good number of the others will get recolored epics or something although I'm not really sure how they could do a halloween theme for that like they did for the summer games nation colors
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>>154265186
>skimpy shit
I don't think Blizzard will really cater towards the waifu fandom to a large degree right now. They nerfed Tracer and Widow's asses in game after all.
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>>154265153
>novel is from reinhardt's point of view
>it's presented as 100% high fantasy, but tells the whole story of omnic crisis
I'd read it
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>>154265186
>skimpy shit
I wish, but seriously doubt it.

>actual Olympiads compete in skimpy gear
>Tracer's shorts not only gigantic compared to theirs, but has a massive flag covering her butt
They had a legit reason to give her something skimpy but still didn't.
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>>154265237

How do you mentally handle 8 losses in a row?

I would have a psychotic break.
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I think we can at the very least count on a slutty Widowmaker skin come October
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>>154265305
This is Pharah's understanding of 'kinky'
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>>154265353
No, you are getting a puffy, oversized spider costume
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>>154265332
in 1700-2000 mmr people have 0 team composition and refuse to work together

So i am totally fine with 8 losses in a row now

but I want to die
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>>154264943
>>154265153
>>154265319
Honestly, I just want something where its the cast of Overwatch ordinary lives or behind the scenes, just chilling out, playing pranks on each other or just some shenanigans
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>>154265353
Isn't that all of them?
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>>154265237
Where did you start
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>>154263513
AY YO
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>>154265279
Premade = groups of people playing together, indicated by the white lines on the menu

Forced 50 is the term used to describe the matchmaking system that fucks with your matchmaking so that you get matched with worse team members against premades and higher level people after you've won a number of rounds.

Forced 50 is a real mechanic in this game, I guess Blizzard thinks it's a good system so that you're forced to carry casuals and/or allow groups of people to crush solo queuers.
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>>154265469
Overwatch needs a saturday morning cartoon.
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>>154265467

And I complain about the 2800s.

God bless anon.

You'll be in my prayers.
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>>154265237
Solo q is a gamble. You're probably never going to climb or climb very slowly. Most people in solo are probably just trying to farm gold weapons.

Develop a heart of stone and get used to losing.

t. guy who has put 500 hours into the game and never grouped up once.
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>>154265279
>>154265505
Basically forced 50 means you're stuck with an "even" 50% win 50% loss ratio based on the games matchmaking.
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>>154265591

Soloq is legit a coin toss of being placed on the good team.

I don't even know why I keep playing it.
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>>154265469
This so much. Please.
It's my headcanon that the rounds of Overwatch detail the team's daily lives, but comedically enough their missions to 'save the world' are actually just mundane jobs. Like this crack team of killers and mercenaries escorting a celebrity to his trailer after his limo broke down at Hollywood. Or delivering some odd crates at Route 66. Just really dumb shit like that. It's completely unrelated to the story or crisis, but it's all to help people and 'make the world a better place'.
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>>154265394
Pharah is completely autistic in bed, you need to do all the work.
There's one thing that would turn her on like mad that she doesn't know yet.
You, in her raptora suit.
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>>154265237
In Season 1 I went 8 losses too. Not all in a row but I got placed at 48. I got matched with the worst shitters I've seen in the game so far, and in 6 of those matches we had at least one person leave. I haven't even bothered with Season 2 comp yet. I'm waiting to see if all the shitters will get their rank out of the way and it'll be cleaned up a bit.
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>>154265728
You mea Mercy in the Raptora suit, right? Nobody is for Pharah but Mercy.
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Ana was the victim of a taharrush gamai, or Egyptian mass sexual assault such as those that occurred during the Tahir square protests. This was also how Pharah was conceived and why she never knew her father.
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>>154265832
t. Mercy
Sorry, but Pharah doesn't care about you, you fucking dyke.
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>>154265535
It just needs something.
The style, the characters, the whole omnic crisis thing

It's done really well. Whoever's brain that was pulled to make lore on the "Project Titan" has made some money, in my humble opinion, now that it has turned into Overwatch
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>>154264643
1-2 hours, with frequent breaks
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>>154265535
Oh god, I can just imagine the cheesy rhyming title sequence alread.
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>>154265832
But why? Why should Pharah care about a worthless healslut that can't give her the pounding she craves?
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>>154265907
Mercy's throbbing Caduceus Staff is more than capable of giving her the pounding she craves
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>Stop playing Mercy after she became shit
>Wait patiently for her buff
>Try playing her again
>Am garbage, dead all the time, my team is always dead

SHIT.
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>>154249110
>REINHARDT WILHELM
>don't be aggressive, like charging in on your own, but you have to lead pushes, advance with your team and shield up
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>>154265832
Nobody is for Pharah. She is Mommy's baby girl and nobody is going to defile her until she is at least forty. Or else hell hath no fury.
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>>154266007
>>154265907
Pharah doesn't crave any pounding, she's not a slut.
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I'm so fucking pissed off
I can't win a single match
I'm down to 1500 from 2000 no fucking joke
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>>154264643
Honestly, not that much lately, only a few hours a week. I'd like to play more, but late night solo queue is cancer, and I'm not around in the morning to play.
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>>154265442
With Widowmaker's normal anorexic hitboxes of course
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>>154265535
surely some one has written a Saturday morning style theme song for overwatch
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>>154265838

The great shame of Reinhardt's military career was being unable to stop the spate of taharrushes that occurred in major German cities in the 2030-40s. They could beat the omnics but not the Muslims
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>>154266052

This is the time to stop. It's over. Season 3 will come eventually.
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>>154265691
>>154265895
>World peace is no longer a concern
>Heroes need new jobs
>Overwatch becomes a mundane job takers like in Gintama, taking whatever helps pay the bills
>Reyes and Morrison become business rivals, with Talon and overwatch competing for business
>the rest of the cast honestly doesn't care too much about it

will someone please just write a comic or something
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>>154266107
No, you'll make holes in her suit, but it won't damage her.
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>>154266041
please, her greatest wish is to be pinned down and fucked like the whore she is
>>
I kinda want a new Reinhardt skin, but I can only afford an epic right now and I don't really care for either
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>>154266119
Uh yes he could. All it takes is one HAMMER DOWN and the dummkophs for miles around are running for the hills.
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PSA: There is already a thread up for when this one dies. Please migrate to it in an orderly fashion instead of making a new one.

>>154247525
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>>154265236
sexy nurse mercy
french maid widowmaker
fudoshi genji
sexy eskimo Mei
twink junkrat

the missed possibilities
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>>154266137
>Junkrat and Roadhog hatch a plot to find out where Reaper gets his infinite shotguns from and sell them all

Grant me this one thing Blizzard
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how do you play winston?

his tesla shit does like 0 damage
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>>154266137
Question, what mundane jobs would all the characters get?
Obviously D.va would be a twitch streamer and Mercy a doctor. but what's genji gonna do when his job as samurai ninja stops paying the bills?
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>>154266271
Jet pack damage
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>>154249110
1. D'va
2. Tackling a target with booster + melee provides a decent amount of damage plus extra knockback while getting into your ideal range
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>>154266225
Then as now, striking a refugee would have resulted in his court martial and imprisonment.
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>>154266137
Reminds me of an old British comedy called The Goodies, where a group of people would just go about doing jobs and helping wherever they can.
>>
>>154266273
Guest star on Mythbusters to cut bullets in half
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>>154266271
You need the element of surprise and to time your landings just right. His tickle gun gets you most of the way, but if you don't coordinate your landing right you're going to have a bad time since it does a substantial chunk of the damage you'll need.
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Reminder that the blonde whore probably tried multiple times to destroy Fareeha's purity.
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>>154266259
>his coat produces shotguns
>they sell his coat
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>>154266343
And what exactly could anybody do to stop him? He's in a walking TANK.
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>>154266376
hearty kek

>>154266273
I'd like to see Roadhog and Junkrat open a restaurant
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>>154265505
>I guess Blizzard thinks it's a good system
They envisioned this as a casual game for children, so someone having more fun (i.e. winning) than someone else would be unacceptable. It's also why platinum is the new silver and gold new bronze.

But like always, the goyim found out, and Blizzard removed the winrate statistic to cover up the evidence.
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>>154266179
Nope, what she wants is simply love.
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>>154266516
what is that posture
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>>154265838
Pharah was confirmed by the devs to know who her father is, which essentially sinks the possibility of any of the current cast of characters being her father due to her not calling any of them dad or some other variation (though maybe she's just really professional)
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>>154265279
Forced 50 is a term used by shitters who think they deserve to be in a better rank than they are but are exactly where they belong
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>>154266567
Her laughing emote.
The one all characters got a few weeks ago.
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>>154266567
>>154266516
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Who else is fucking bored of this shit?

We were told to expect a crazy summer of content, and yet we've had one new hero, one map, and some average skins with most being recolors.

This game has so little actual content. It's all the same shit every match, but somehow it manages to be less exciting than CS to play or watch, even though I've played CS since 1.5.

HOTS gets more shit more frequently and it is a trash fucking league wannabe.
>>
>>154266137
>Genji falls into hard times
>is forced to find some one to house mate with
>no one but junkrat has room for him
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>>154266585
Pharah has no father
She is essentially a clone of her mother that was made when she desired children but deemed no man worthy of her eggs
>>
>>154266273
Genji would prostitute himself to old disgusting yakuza men
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>>154266273
>Bastion is naturally an environmental activist
>Genji and Hanzo open a restaurant
>Pharah becomes the coach of a youth Basketball team
>Symmetra goes back to being an architect
>Roadhog becomes a nightclub bouncer
>Junkrat lives off welfare, and joins Pharah's basketball team
>Tracer becomes a television saleswoman
>Winston finds out if you live in a zoo you get free food and housing forever
>Zarya goes back to prison
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>>154266516
>>154266648
>dat discipline of inmediatly stopping laughing to get back to work

She's my waifu, but i'm scared of what it would be to be with her.
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>>154266619
no, I mean why does she lean on her back leg like that
makes it harder to aim to the left because her frame is pointing right and since she's already leaning back it's horrible for absorbing recoil
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I hate constantly losing in QP to a team of obviously significantly better players.

When my team has a bunch of pre-100s and the enemy team all has gold items I call bullshit. I'm seeing myself just playing solo to get very tiny increments of XP to get boxes to get shit I either don't want or already have.
>>
>>154266668
Except that is blatantly wrong. I just told you that Pharah knows who her father is, which implies she has a father.
>>
>>154266619
Hasn't been a full week yet unless you count PTR
>>
>>154266586
It's a real phenomenon, though.

If you're winning far more games than losing or vice versa, the matchmaking most likely isn't pitting you against opponents of equal skill. The grand majority of players will float around 50% wins.

If you have two identically skilled teams playing against each other, they're going to have a win rate around 50%. Doesn't matter if they're the best professionals in the world or the worst shitters who picked the game up an hour beforehand.
>>
>>154266683
Bastion would probably take up Mei's offer to be a research assistant
>>
>>154266683
tbqh a habachi grill with hanzo and genji would be pretty cool.
>>
>>154266652
Amen. They're trickling content for Overwatch to try and extend its life but it's not going to last too long if they continue at a snails pace while shitting out content for HOTS
>>
>>154266436
Article 87a (2) of the Basic Law of the Federal Republic of Germany
>>
>>154266668
Hey, that was my original theory

Donut steel
>>
>>154266652

I kind of wish they'd release more than one thing at once.
>>
>>154259904
>Humility makes you better
it really does, i don't blame myself for every loss or get cocky for every win but i do look at what i did right and where i can do better, I realize im where i am for a reason and if i think im above my score i'll get there soon
>>
>>154266683
>Zarya goes back to prison
When was she in prison and why?
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So what did you guys get from your lootboxes today?

I got disappointment.
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>>154266746
All that it implies is that it is common knowledge. In other words, she can "know" that she has no father. It is "not a mystery" because she and everyone knows the identity of her father is null.
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>>154266394
She was grieving after Jack died.
You do what you have to to fill the void. The heart wants what it wants.
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>The Best Medicine

how anyone can dislike Mercy is beyond me
>>
>>154266841

Lesbians goto jail in Russia.
>>
>>154266864
I think that picture was 'taken' after Ana allegedly died. It'd be cute if Angela's own motherly instinct took over.
>>
>>154249110
1 Zarya
2. realize that you are the mother bear of the team. have allied health bars on for her and protect those who need it with your bubble. running out in front of your line and popping your bubble is great to get your energy up
>>
>>154266843
I didn't get any loot boxes today. I'm actually at level 100 exactly right now, part of me just wants to sit here until the next event's boxes are out.
>>
>>154266843
>caring about non seasonal lootboxes

I honestly forget what it's like
>>
>>154266767
>Hibachi Chef Genji
>RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
>All the food is perfectly sliced
>as are the guests
>>
>>154266770
Yeah it has hardly changed since fucking beta.

Once the hype is finally all dead, and blizz stops throwing money at the comp scene, that will die off too.

Overwatch is following in the steps of Pokemon Go. Fantastic concept, horribly flawed execution with too little base content to start, and nowhere near enough updates to keep anybody interested.

I used to have 10 friends that played this with me, now if I ever log on I'm the only one and nobody else has been on for weeks.

This game is dying so hard. Titanfall2/Battlefield1/codshit will be the final nails in the coffin.
>>
>PHIL 150 with Zen
>Genji introduces Hanzo to Zen, and they sit down and talk about philosophy and existentialism

>Girls day out
>the girls take pharah out to get her some more feminine clothing, much to her discomfort
>the guys poke fun of her only to get shit on by the rest of the female cast

>beach day
>its fucking beach day, they play volleyball, build sandcastles, have barbecue, sunbath, have some ultimate Frisbee, and a bonfire as the sunset

>the utilities are currently down, no wifi, no electricity, no water, and everyone's have their own struggles

just stupid shit that we encounter everyday, i'd love to see them in ordinary situations living ordinary lives.
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>>154266742
Her superhero standing pose.
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>>154266907
Her relaxing emote is much better Imo.
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>>154266924
Those Ruskies finally got something right god bless em
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>>154266841
Rape
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>>154259264

They're rogues, not entirely villains.

Villainy is going to be largely reserved for allies of Talon, corrupt executives/visionaries, and god programs.
>>
In case you missed it, new thread:

>>154247487
>>154247487
>>
Mommy please pass the salt
>>
Reminder to move to the existing thread.
>>154247525
>>154247525
>>154247525
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>>154267003
This is a beautiful picture.

Something about Reaper being an uncle character is so cool.
>>
>>154266924
But Zarya is a perfectly sane Russian woman with a good career and a healthy interest in men.
>>
>>154266931
>tfw you wanna keep waifushitposting but you worded things really strangely initially and now you feel self-conscious even though you're on an anonymous imageboard so now you;re just going to drop it and disappear
>>
>>154266683
>McCree tries to make it in Hollywood
>Gets cast as an extra in Six Gun Killer.
>Kicked from production for constantly mugging at the camera in every take
>Steals several important props from production
>Opens a pawn shop in Las Vegas
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>>154266652
I'm just making a good guess at how these things might have realistically played out:

>Blizzard-Activision wants money
>Project Titan is going to be a MMO FPS, it will be amazing all of the money those are the two most money making genres!
>League of Legends moba popularity consumes video games in 2012, it even eats into WoW subscriptions
>oh shi.. make a moba clone
>Where's Project Titan? In the hole, this is a mess nobody wants this
>Uh, salvage it as a team-based FPS I guess
>Heroes Of the Storm will be a big hit, we've made casual more casual and gave it blizzard charm! Funnel our money on making content there
>Eh, here's Overwatch guys
>Overwatch almost has as many players as WoW did at it's peak, and got there in months. It's more popular than League of Legends
>All of Blizzard money on new content is in the wrong pipeline of HotS and not Overwatch
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Post the best spider waifu
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>world peace is achieved
>all members of overwatch are having difficulty finding jobs as they only know what to do in battle
>resort to selling their bodies
>the shimada bros become male hosts, when it comes to whoring out they always do it together
>pharah and ana do incest porn
>76 and reaper do daddy shit
>mercy does is a sub in bondage, she cams her sessions
>Mei goes into japanese porn even though she is chinese
>D.va is a camgirl
>Zarya doms dudes
>Roadhog does fat porn, people pay to watch him eat
>Junkrat operates at the fringe of taboo porn, doing retard porn
>>
>>154267074

>perfectly sane
>russian

Pick one.
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>>154261478
this thread isnt dead yet and either is mom
>>
>>154265505
>>154265635
What if you have a (good) team of 6? How do they "balance" against that? I wouldn't think there'd be an indefinite increasing difficulty - ranks are ranks, but the players are still human.
>>
>>154268415
What about Zenyatta, anon?
WHAT ABOUT ZENYATTA?
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>>154268415
What about widow?
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>>154253601
The only time I get more than 4 is when the enemy team doesn't want to commend their Genji so they go for me instead.
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