/owg/ - Overwatch General

This one is less faggy than the other one

>>154247716
Are you sure? It was started by a tripfag.

I'm looking for decent people to play with that use mics, i'm gold (2200) i can play a good amount of heroes, this is my first FPS but iv been getting good decently fast.

I want to marry Fareeha Amari!!!

Any of you faggots wanna make a 6 stack and stream snipe MOONMOON and his 6 stack?

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> mfw I dropped down from 2311 and stuck in a fucking win lose loop.
Anyone else stick in a specific range? I can never move from gold for some reason

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I think I'm gonna take a break for Comp for a while. I mean there is still a lot of time left. I'm going to dedicate my time to gittin gud with a specific hero. Dunno which yet, a hero who can carry games even if your teammates aren't the greatest.
I'm thinking Zarya, but I also like Mccree because his skill atleast transfers into other games.

What do you think?

>>154257137
Zarya and Zenyatta should be your bread and butter if you're looking to carry.

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>Turn a corner
>Enemy rein and mercy sitting there

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>>154261427
>healing
>hear HWAAAH from behind

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I went through several dozen Overwatch "anime-stylized" OPs, and picked out the few I think were actually worth watching. I don't suggest watching them all in one go as you'll quickly get tired of the same clips and slides being reused over and over again.

So just pick three and then never bother with it ever again. If you're like me and an absolute weeb trash, go ahead and watch them all. If you don't fucking care, I don't fucking care either.

The only reason I could stand to watch pretty much the same fucking images and clips repeatedly is because I was not really looking at the content, but how they're edited and put together.

If you're wondering why there aren't any decent songs, its because the editing for those were shit. So be glad you don't have to watch them.

Didn't include EDs because generally EDs are just slide shows, and you can do that on google image yourself.

(overall pretty well put together, ending wasn't as solid as the rest though)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSVP39_hM1s

(autistic editing thats pretty neat, albeit the goddamn naruto ref.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54TiIF92ao4

(idds breddy gud)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zo3F7-G9ss

(also breddy gud)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVtOgYJPeLg

(Syncs well, actually pretty cool editing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckjU6UK3vM

(dis breddy solid)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYaIUq5jXMA

(Good, but doesn't have as strong an ending as the one above)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8exvfw2_yBU

(Its not as great as the other ones, but its one of the few that actually included Ana's POTG, and i'm a sucker for anything ana)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brND8Eb72eA

(D.va trash)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrRUkut6pLo

BUT REALLY THE ONLY SHIT YOU SHOULD WATCH ARE THESE TWO

A Cruel Angel's Thesis (gaijin cut)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL18Rjj83L0

A Cruel Angel's Thesis (nip cut)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwkSVVOo6HE

What Halloween skins do you want to see?

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Cutest and best pairing

>>154266312
Wait for the other thread to die

>>154265581
I think the obvious ones shouldn't go to Reaper. Mercy should get them.

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widowmaker

>>154266451
I think Mercy will have a witch skin like the pic with her and Torb.

I really want Roadhog, Junkrat and Pharah to get skins this time around.

It's pretty obvious Tracer will get a skin as the icon for the game.

>win 4-3 payload
>+16

>win 3-2 koth
>+16

>get stomped 3-0
>-37

fuck this game

>>154266631
>this time
Are you referring to the Olympic skins? I'm sure every Hero will get a Halloween skin, it's Halloween.

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>>154266726
>I'm sure every Hero will get a Halloween skin, it's Halloween.
>I'm sure every Hero will get a Halloween skin
I highly doubt that. I really highly doubt that.
Every hero will get a voice line and maybe a spray but I doubt they'll produce skins for all of them.

>>154266726
>every Hero will get a Halloween skin

My money is on a pumpkin recolour for each hero

>>154266451
Mercy already got a skin for the Summer Games though. The heroes that didn't get a skin should get one.

>Reaper
>Ana
>Roadhog
>Junkrat
>Bastion
>Mei
>Soldier 76
>Symmetra
>Zenyatta
>Hanzo

>>154266726
>I'm sure every Hero will get a Halloween skin
Oh sweet anon, how I wish that would be true.

>>154267081
I was thinking this too. They should try to keep the DLC skins shared and equal.

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>playing solo q as Mercy in diamond.

>get junker skin for DVA
>Haven't touched her in my 130 levels
>try her out because lol QP
>get non-ult potg pentakill, 3 golds, even deny a zarya/phara ult combo

Pretty good mang.

>>154267126
Let's be realistic, they're going to give skins to the most popular characters too, Tracer and Genji will definitely get skins. It's going to be recolors galore.

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I don't know if I've been spoiled by Riot's frequent patch schedule or what but I feel like Blizzard really needs to make a habit of releasing patches or anything besides shitty Sombra ARG that reveal nothing.

Is the OW team on vacation or something? We didn't even get a significant PTR update or any word on any changes coming up.

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>walking behind Widowmaker
>see her butt
wtf i hate omnics now

>Halloween game mode
>The Reaping

>>154267081
All of Reaper's skins look like Halloween costumes...

>>154267216
>his costume is normal everyday clothing

>>154267216
And I hate them all, which is pure torture when he's your favorite.

what do I need to know if I start playing again today, after having not played since about the middle of S1? any major patches?

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>you will never get to tell your waifu that you love her
what have I to live for

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>>154267197
Sombra will be released sometime during the Halloween event.

Sombra will have some type of perma-Stealth ability. (Reveals herself when using skills or taking damage)

Halloween Event will involve Sombra running around a map in stealth and scaring each other.

>>154267195
The team has apparently only expanded since the game's launch
They're just taking their sweet time

>>154267265

Genji is dumpster tier

Mei is acceptable

Mercy is good again

Was D.va buffed by then? I can't remember but she's bretty good now.

>>154257137
>>154260748

I've been constantly carrying as Zarya. I don't do much Zenyatta because no one tanks for some fucking reason. you should be a tank/support kind of player because everyone picks DPS and wont budge from their shitty character to round out the team. I would say pick up winston too though, I'm pretty shit at him but if my Zarya is having problems and red team is squishy then you just really have to know the basics of him and you'll do great
also for zarya: turn allied health bars on, it helps a lot

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>>154267216
Constantine Reaper skin when?

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Post your favorite character.

Or post your waifu, I don't care.

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>>154267390

Just picked up this game a few days ago and currently at level 11. Been trying to play all classes (Reinhardt is fucking hard to play as) and been doing mostly well with Dva and Hattori. I still get rekt a lot by Genji and Reaper. I got a legendary skin but it was for that one pink haired dyke that I never play so I was a little upset. Oh well. Hopefully I can get gud soon. Really enjoying this game so far.

>>154267265
Game has hardly changed since the beta, m8.

New content is distant and the releases are slow as fuck.

Game is going to die off hard before the New Years.

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>>154267281
>you will never get to cuddle your waifu
>you will never get to hear her snore, feel her warmth and feel her moving every now and then subconsciously

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>>154267390
WINKIE FACE

>>154267419
That pink haired dyke is going to wreck your shit when you start facing players that can play her competently

>>154267419
Who the fuck is Hattori.

Yeah, I have two Legendaries for pink haired dyke. I mad.

>>154267419

Start playing Zarya (((pink haired dyke))) and the black healer man right now.

Your comp rank will thank me.

>>154267490
I meant Hanzo. I keep calling him Hattori for some reason.

>>154267441
>stock tucked into her elbow

that's... not right, is it?
it looks so incorrect but i can't shake the feeling that it's actually some bizarro /k/ thing

>>154267490
Hattori Hanzō is Hanzo's namesake. So i assume he means Hanzo

>>154267472
I don't think anybody cares, she's probably the most hated character regardless of how she plays.

>>154267302
>perma-Stealth ability
Blizzard mentioned never making a stealth character.

>>154267195
I'm just making a good guess at how these things might have realistically played out:

>Blizzard-Activision wants money
>Project Titan is going to be a MMO FPS, it will be amazing all of the money those are the two most money making genres!
>League of Legends moba popularity consumes video games in 2012, it even eats into WoW subscriptions
>oh shi.. make a moba clone
>Where's Project Titan? In the hole, this is a mess nobody wants this
>Uh, salvage it as a team-based FPS I guess
>Heroes Of the Storm will be a big hit, we've made casual more casual and gave it blizzard charm! Funnel our money on making content there
>Eh, here's Overwatch guys
>Overwatch almost has as many players as WoW did at it's peak, and got there in months. It's more popular than League of Legends
>All of Blizzard money on new content is in the wrong pipeline of HotS and not Overwatch

>>154267553
The stock is in Ana's shoulder.

>>154267356
>Genji is dumpster tier
Still the second best DPS after McMeme. Nothing really changed, the gap just got a little narrower. People don't just realize because POTGs are now going to Mercy instead of Gengu boi.

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>>154247525
Jamison Fawkes!

>>154266726
Halloween event: 3 characters who didn't get legionaries for the Olympic skins will get fancy new Legendaries.
Several characters who didn't get recolors will get recolors.
Everyone will get a spray and voiceline.

>>154267556
Zarya's mostly under the radar, isn't she? Most of the salt is concentrated at defense heroes like Bastion or Mei

>>154267517
>Play as these boring characters if you want to win
In this case you have to wonder what's the point in winning.

>>154260748

>maining hero that is about to get nerfed

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>>154267390

>>154267559
They also said all content would be free and available for ingame currency.

Is this your first Blizzard game? Blizzard lies all the fucking time, its best to always believe that Blizzard will fuck you and everything you enjoy up.

>>154267628
Regardless of how she plays. Zarya is close to universally hated for being three or four unlikable forced stereotypes at once.

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>>154267195
They probably didn't expect the game would get so popular so quickly, and are racing to keep up with the demand. I imagine it will normalize by the end of the year.

What hero should I main if I want to be useful to my team? When I use high DPS classes I get some nice kills but I don't really feel like I'm doing much. Any hero that has the best blend of attack and support? Sorry im such a newfag.

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New worthwhile content fucking when?

Screw the new map, we need like 10 new maps right fucking now. And new game modes.

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>>154265581
Reaper wearing a plain gray hoodie with "THIS IS MY COSTUME" written on it in Sharpie. Cargo shorts and sandals included.
Kamen Rider/Ultraman inspired outfit for Genji.

Where did Junkrat hide his treasure?

>>154267472
It's honestly shocking how easy it is to jump around and pop your bubble when it comes to staying alive on the point
My entire team died and the enemy team treats my like a lucio riding on the wall
It happens regularly

>>154267686
Wow, edgy Tracer looks nice.

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>>154267696
>Any hero that has the best blend of attack and support?

Wew lad do we have a the hero for you

>>154267559
They also said that hero stacking is a core mechanic

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>>154267686
>They probably didn't expect the game would get so popular so quickly

This isn't a small indie developer like Riot and Lego of Legends. Blizzard knew DURING CLOSED BETA HALF A YEAR BEFORE THE GAME CAME OUT how fucking popular the game was going to be.

Curious as to what you guys want in a balance patch?

>>154267679
You actually have no idea do you

>>154267696
Learn Roadhog.

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>>154267556
>she's probably the most hated character

What the shit are you spouting? Zarya is incredibly well liked, and the only people who hate her don't play the game and want to use the "ZARYA = SJW ENJOY YOUR KEKFEST GAME" to make people think differently about her.

She's also picked in every comp game because she has almost no sure counters, deals a ton of damage, shits on genji, and can save herself and a teammate from isntant death.

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Stop.

I guarantee you that someone can play Bastion well enough to win tons of games at 3000 sr

Complete shitters will be salty about the noob destroyers, like Mei or Bastion, but they're just noobs. There's no reason for any of you to pretend that hero balance matters are your skill level. You're not playing tournament. You're playing solo competitive.

>>154267653
Damn, SFM can't animate kisses for shit.

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>>154267653
As a yurifag I appreciate that they tried to animate a good kiss, but dang those lips are weird.

>>154267752
>Enemy Zarya
>Knows exactly when to pop bubbles and manage her cooldowns
>Spends most of the match at full charge

>Friendly Zarya
>No idea what they're doing, barriers on shielding Reinhardts, etc. and never charged

every time

>>154264475
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brND8Eb72eA

Okay, that 76/Genji/Tracer/Widowmaker transition sequence was pretty fucking slick.

>>154267441
>Gerard: Hey, Ana, come show Amelie good you are! She thinks because she got a few duckies at that carnival game in Berlin she's a crack shot.
>Ana: Yeah sure, kid. Anything to watch your wife one-up you.
>Several dead targets later
>Ana: Actually, she's a pretty good shot. Maybe Overwatch should have recruited her instead of you, Gerard.
>Amelie: Oh, thanks, but it's nothing. Really.
>Gerard, meanwhile, gets caught up in showing off in front of some new recruits.
>Ana: Let's leave these children to their games and go get lunch.
>Amelie: Gladly.
>bonding ensues

Remember, Ana. Don't hesitate.;_;

>>154267632
>zarya
>boring
shitters like you disgust me

When will top 500 be enabled?

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>>154267734
>Kamen Rider/Ultraman inspired outfit for Genji.

Uhhh...

https://clyp.it/hbsr2ean?token=2d8d9e07b080aaaebe4271f8fe02ac82

>>154267926
Is it the tool's fault or the creator's

>>154267887
Where the hell are you getting this? Even the fem-power SJW's hate her. Nobody hates her for being competitively viable, that's no question, but she's a blatant pander to feminists but fails at it by being an obnoxious feminist parody.

>Overwatch crew living ordinary lives and encountering ordinary situations

>No Internet Episode
>D.va tries to find ways to pass time when the internet is down at HQ
>bothers literally everyone, pissing off alot of the older heroes
>finally finds a way to get Bastion to connect to omnic network and hook it up to her system so she can play her vidya
>messes up Bastion's OS somehow and bastion starts seeing the world like space invaders or someshit.
>symmetra and torb have to help fix up bastion while s76 chastises D.va

>Cookout Episode
>its potluck day, everyone needs to bring something
>most of the crew manage something
>Hanzo and Genji cannot agree on what to bring and end up doing their own dish, both of which turned out to be sushi
>Mei is too busy thinking about food to remember she actually had to cook
>Tracer and Widowmaker try to make some pies, only tracer's busy tasting the ingredients that the pie is really small
>D.va brings a bag of doritos and a bottle of dew
>Reinhardt and torb bring shit ton of meats and sausages to grill
>Reyes and Morrison are grilling, but also get into a heated debate during which all the meat gets burnt or destroyed by firefight
>Roadhog and junkrat tried to get more beef but got detained for trying to steal an entire herd of cow, blowing up the barn in the process
>mercy embarrassingly reveals she doesn't know how to cook
>Zarya literally brings in a bear paw soaked in vodka
>Pharah doesn't know how to cook either, but Ana helps out and they make some cookies
>Zen and Bastion share their thoughts on the senses
>Lucio is on music duty, and therefore "excused"
>only food left is bananas and peanut butter winston brought
>everyone sits in silence as they chow on peanutbutter on bananas some some cookies

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>>154268035
fem-power SJW's hate everything. Don't take them seriously.

On the other hand, she's quite popular paired with Mei and Mercy in the shipping scene.

>>154267965
Zarya is VERY boring to play as

>>154268035

How exactly is the xenophobic, Russian war hero a pander to sjws?

Because she has muscles and pink hair? I thought we left shitters like you behind in /v/.

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>slipped from mid plat to high silver

>>154268151
The muscles is good. The pink hair is what pisses them off the most. If the Olympic skin was her regular I don't think anybody would've had any problems.

>>154268134
This is amusing as fuck

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>guy on team is have an autistic episode over our Ana for some reason
>keeps telling him to change but he doesn't
>says fuck it I'll just troll too
>goes Hanzo
>we actually win that round
>goes back to playing seriously and we lose the rest

He went right back to whining at the end and I kept insisting he go back to Hanzo but refused to listen.

>>154268035
You're a fucking idiot
She's a stereotype of things russian's are proud of, not "a blatant pander to feminists"

It's time to stop posting

>it's another "Mercy hit Q" episode

>>154268326
Are you incapable of reading?

>>154268127
>camping episode
>D.va hides a bunch of mobile systems in her bag.
>Reinhardt starts taking them from her as she plays them
>she eventually she is stuck playing some dumb mobile game on Mercy's phone

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doing good so far but in a 10min que i guess my MMR is to high for 4am games?

>>154268143
Playing Zarya effectively requires more awareness of the game than most characters, that alone raises her baseline "engagement" or "anti-boringness" or whatever

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>>154267696
>best blend of attack and support?

>>154267195
They probably working on something big.

Like porting OW to the two other big platforms.

>>154268345
>I miss those "Genji hits Q" episodes

>>154268293
>Guy picks Torbjorn while Attacking on Anubis
>Entire team spends all of startup telling him to fucking switch for the love of god
>"I only play one hero"
Fucking hell. We actually won that round, despite having Einstein making sure we cant get spawn camped.

>>154268383
>tries to get Bastion's OS to run some games again
>this time really fucks up Bastion and he goes into PTSD mode
>Destroys the entire camp before finally being forcefully disabled
>D.va is yelled at again

>>154268248
>The pink hair is what pisses them off the most. If the Olympic skin was her regular I don't think anybody would've had any problems.
Yeah that's pretty much /v/ in a nutshell

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>>154268345
Mercy is allowed to get Q of the game, it's fine.

>>154268485
Alternatively
>tries to get Zen's OS to play some vidya

>>154268472
>the player exclaims "YESSSSS!!!" in chat when its a Qotg episode

>>154267356
if you mean defence matrix toggle then yeah I saw that.

>>154267434
that's why I got bored desu, Ana wasn't much, and I say that as a support main. just got bored and also I was dropping ranks constantly so I got depressed and quit

>>154267763
>>154268412
no
pick lucio you useless faggots

>send friend request for someone to see whenever
>about to go to bed
>anon saw it already
>invites you
>plays one game
>then leaves the group that he made
Thanks?
No, really, thanks. Just knowing that there are people out there really beats being alone all the time.

>>154268345
>Mercy revives a single person
>shoot's D.Va's mech with her pistol a bit, doesn't even kill D.va
>it gets potg

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>>154268127
>>154268383
>>154268485
Anons you are depressing me with the fact this will never be real

>>154268550
>blend of attack and support
Unless booping people off of ledges counts (which is fucking fun as hell I'm not even going to lie here) no not really

>>154268581
>get a 5 man revive after enemy team blows all their ults on us
>potg is me getting a 3 man revive earlier in the game

Mercy's plays of the game were always weird.

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>>154268127
>>Roadhog and junkrat tried to get more beef but got detained for trying to steal an entire herd of cow, blowing up the barn in the process
>>Zen and Bastion share their thoughts on the senses
Holy shit someone has to commission a comic for this

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Ask a bastion only player anything

>>154268127
>Ladies Night Out Episode
>The girls wanna go out for some fun
>first stop: shopping for clothes
>Most of the girls find clothes they like and are enjoying fitting and trying clothes
>D.va and Mercy drag pharah around, having her try new clothes, much to her embarrassment
>Mei and Symmetra try their best to find clothing for Zarya, whom is indifferent about it
>Tracer goes around picking dozens of dresses and pieces for Widowmaker to try out, while widowmaker tries to find her own shit
>Everyone finds something they like, everyone but Pharah
>Pharah ends up borrowing her mother's dress instead

>>154268748
What are your feelings on the state of the European Union?

>>154268748
Would you suck Zylbrad's cock

>>154268748
Are you a top or bottom?

>>154268748
>console
>bastion only

How many times you hailed lord satan today?

>>154268748
Should I do dishes now or later?

>>154268748
thank you for proving
>>154267890
>I guarantee you that someone can play Bastion well enough to win tons of games at 3000 sr

How jealous do you think people are that you have so much fun playing Bastion in Diamond

>>154268748
How do we revitalize the American space program?

>>154268127
>no internet episode
>Junkrat and road hog hatch a plan to try to steal the internet
>the episode ends with them breaking down massive amount of physical servers so both steam and google are down for a few more weaks anyway

>>154268696
I remember that some people complained that after a victory with a support, they would usually get less ranked points than most of their other team mates. I would assume that blizzard increased the "point value" of some actions you can do as a support to adress this, and all of these mercy's potg (i'm also seeing Zen's potg more frequently than i used to) are a collateral effect of that.
But i'm just guessing here.

>>154268772
>Pharah looks amazing in everything but she keeps getting a shake of the head from either Mercy or DVa
>Zarya just buys the same clothes again, but new. "is look good so why not, yes?"

>>154268748
literally how

>>154268915
console

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>world peace is achieved
>all members of overwatch are having difficulty finding jobs as they only know what to do in battle
>resort to selling their bodies
>the shimada bros become male hosts, when it comes to whoring out they always do it together
>pharah and ana do incest porn
>76 and reaper do daddy shit
>mercy does is a sub in bondage, she cams her sessions
>Mei goes into japanese porn even though she is chinese
>D.va is a camgirl
>Zarya doms dudes
>Roadhog does fat porn, people pay to watch him eat
>Junkrat operates at the fringe of taboo porn, doing retard porn

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tfw 60% accuracy with mcree on console

>>154268956
>Genji and Hanzo working together

I don't buy it.

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>>154268956
SEE, THIS IS HOW YOU RUIN A GOOD THING

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>>154264475
Thanks for doing all the work.

I liked both
https://youtu.be/54TiIF92ao4
and
https://youtu.be/0zo3F7-G9ss

I wish the authors picked better music for these videos in general, there's plenty anime OPs that are better.

>>154268803
They are still bad at dota

>>154268818
i have high standards on cocks, but if it met them then yes

>>154268820
definitely on bottom

>>154268821
none yet, but its early in the day

>>154268846
no harm in waiting

>>154268892
idk we havent been to the moon in a while, we should do another moon landing, but fake it this time.

>>154268915
idk what to tell you. game isnt that hard.

>>154268748
You're a faggot?

But for real though, the best way to get a high placement is to:
>have really shit MMR from season 1
>group queue in season 2 placements with full cheese strats
>your cheesy as shit group stomps on other low MMR solo queue teams because that's how blizzard likes to do match making

not joking. you can climb just by doing bad strategically.

>>154268772
>Roadhog opens a bag of chips and wins two tickets to a popular concert or something
>All the grills want to go and do their best to get on his good side
>Roadhog is totally oblivious to their charms and whims as they all compete to reluctantly become friends with the big lug
>Turns out he'd already given them to McCree in return for more chips

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>i will never be diamond

>>154269105
you watched Aqua Teen didn't you

>>154268772
>they go to the bar, Zarya bragging about how she'll drink the other under the table
>Zarya, Tracer and Mercy get into a drinking contest
>Tracer out drinks both, but is the only one to wake up with a hangover

>D.va isn't old enough to drink so she ends up spending the whole night trying to beat the highscore at pinball

Did they fix the netcode yet?

These Slice of Life ideas are cute.

But I just want a beach episode.

That is all.

>>154269156
Actually no

>>154269205
>Beach episode
>Reaper and 76 get into a sandcastle building contest

>>154266638
>you are now hearing Reyes talk with Luis J. Gomez's voice except you're not because nobody else listens to random NYC comedy podcasts

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>>154269010

WTF IS THIS RP SHIT KILL URSELF -_-

>>154269205
>Overwatch beach episode
>all the guys bragging about how good they look, especially around the girls
>only the dudes turn up

>>154269254
oh that was almost an exact plot, Roadhog even looks like Meatwad

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>two of the characters have a mutual crush but they just dance around it forever and then the series ends

fuck this stupid show they were going to fuck

>>154268772
>Boys day out
>22:00 PM
>the entire male cast is sitting in the meeting room, trying to decide how to spend the day out
>right off the bat Junkrat wants to blow the local mall up
>Rein and Torb wanna go to the pub with everyone and just have a drink, share some laughs
>Mcree just doesn't care, though the pub doesn't sound so bad
>Genji and Hanzo cannot agree on what to do and begins bringing back the past
>Lucio wants to take everyone to the club he DJs at
>Bastion wants to go back to the forest
>Winston wants to continue his research project and doesn't wanna leave HQ
>At this point everyone's yelling at each other, Morrison tries to take charge
>Reyes gets pissed off at Morrison for acting like the boss again
>Yelling gets louder
>everyone is pissed off and yelling
>its midnight, everyone's exhausted
>the girls return from their day out, laughing and chatting
>Zenyatta says "hey, why don't we go to the museum? I would love to see the locale exhibition"
>they go to the museum

>>154269183
D.Va is nineteen.

>>154269285
okay that's obviously fan art

>>154269105
>Zarya didn't bother to compete
>she gets taken with Mcree

>>154269336
>museums closed
>"what beautiful architecture"

>>154269349
murrica drinking age is 21

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>>154269349
>we share this planet with 7.1 billion non-Americans

>>154269349
I am aware, I am also an amerifat

Here is a scary combo, Zarya Ult to gather up enemies, Mei ult to ensure the enemy can't shield up to block the damage then throw a D.VA ult in the mix.

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>>154269336
>>154269183
>>154269105
>>154268772
>>154268127

Okay, listen here /owg/

I really like Overwatch slice of life, but these (fucking neat) ideas are too complex for individual pictures, and I'd rather stay away from comics for now.
So, give me mundane jobs or simple scenarios for all the heroes and I will make a list and start drawing this shit this weekend.

No "whoring themselves out" allowed, let's do it light-hearted.

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>>154269385
here is a deleted scene of them in hanamura

>haven't found a decent team in fucking ages
>rank has dropped hundreds of points
I'm done with this game.

>>154269490
Overwatch goes to a jazz club.

>>154269490
>Zen and Bastion camping with Lucio and D.va

>>154269514
look at this fucking quitter

>>154269542
It's like quitting smoking cigs though. It's a good thing.

>>154269114
>you will never break even

Is bronze league even real? I've never met anyone below silver, and even silver-ranked players seem kinda rare

>>154269514
>giving a shit about competitive

quick play master race
play whatever the fuck character you want, do whatever, win some lose some, have good time

>>154269542
I can't keep going. How am I supposed to find any motivation when nobody even wants to try to win? I'm not having fun anymore.

>>154264475
>albeit the goddamn naruto ref
What?

>>154269336
>The team has a night out on the streets
>Zenyatta tries to make some friendly conversation over the benefits of spiritualism to some dudes but only pisses them off
>They all gang up on him and want to fight
>Ten huge blokes and a motherfucking sentry robot suddenly emerge from the nearby club and beat the shit out of them

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>try carry in silver
>literally cant because everyone goes dps and no healers or tanks so I have to fill those roles

holy fucker I thought shitter hell wasn't real

>>154269660
more like
>ten huge blokes and a sentry robot emerge from the club to find the pavement littered with unconscious dudes and Zenyatta playing with a butterfly

>>154269686
I want to pity you, but I have the feeling that you did this to yourself.
Your only escape at this point, your only salvation, is just to simply git gud

>the guys go to a bar
>Mcree, Jack and rienhardt start drinking while Zen just kind of sits there
>the begin discussing drunk philosophy while Zen takes the whole thing 100% seriously
>the next day Zen thanks a hung over Mcree for his insight into something or other

>low diamond
>playing with top 500s and rank 70s every game
Help. I never asked for this

>>154269823
>zen doesn't understand what alcohol does
>doesn't understand why everyone is acting weird
>everyone is fine the next day and he's still suspicious and unsure

>>154269660
>Zenyatta is all alone out there
>surrounded
>doesn't call out for help or anything
>Bastion just knows (he can't have speaking roles, so he has to have some role)
>pokes his head out through the doorway
>the guys notice
>Bastion beeps ominously
>pulls his head back and disappears
>the guys see an empty doorway for a second
>tank Bastion drives out with the entire rest of the overwatch crew leaning around the doorway and glaring right behind him

>>154269490
Mei and Winston working in a lab together

Trying to make a deployable igloo

>>154269943
kek

>>154269874
>rank 2900
>get nothing but retarded shitter niggers on my team
>other team gets premades and tryhards

Nothing pisses me off as much as what just happened though

>Playing zenyatta on volskaya
>Only healer
>We manage to hold the team off for almost the entire time
>someone leaves
>almost instantly someone else leaves
>We get our shit pushed in, lose the game

I'm fucking on the verge of having a break down.

I lost more ranks than I won against the exact same team.

This game is so fucking stupid.

>>154269823
>torb and rein are hung over as fuck as they decided to really let loose that night
>Junkrat comes across torb's and rein's hammers
>Junkrat and Roadhog "borrow" the hammers
>Zenyatta catches them and asks what they were doing
>"oh hey zen, we're just gonna go a help fix up HQ a bit, Hanzo was talking about not enough fresh air in his room or something, don't worry bout it mate"
>Junkrat and Roadhog try to play cricket with explosive and hammers
>ends up cratering the side of HQ
>Zenyatta "I suppose there more fresh air now"

>>154269483
Here is another strange idea. Mei use Ice wall on a back line spot, enemy look and giggle as a bastion sneak behind the ice wall in the back line then Mei breaks the Ice wall as Bastion is gone in sentry mode. Surprise buttsecks ensues. I always felt that bastion and Mei can be a great duo. A regular exemple would be a mei splitting up VIP target with ice wall as the bastion absolutely shred the lone target.

>>154269514
>finally get a really good team after posting this
This has to be intentional fucking manipulation.

How do I get good with projectiles

My hitscan aim is really really good but I feel like projectiles are just luck of guessing where the enemy will move

when they are ADADADing and jumping around I feel like my own skill has insignificant impact on whether I will hit them or not, it's just a game of chance

>>154270093
Literally every one of us here is conspiring against you to fuck with you as much as possible. We're all in on it, anon.

>>154270120
You have to learn how to read people and get better at guessing where people are going. It's genuinely a skill you'll get better at.

>>154269938
>An ominic sentry walks out
>Followed by two super soldiers, one of which is wearing a grim reaper hood and a barn owl mask
>Then a robot ninja walks out
>Followed by samurai, a dwarf, and a cowboy
>Junkrat has already made an explosive out of a beer mug, a napkin, and some chewing gum he found under a table
>Roadhog looms over the company
>Followed by Rein towering over him
>Finally a fucking gorilla walks out too
You came to the wrong neighborhood

>>154270120
>but I feel like projectiles are just luck of guessing where the enemy will move
It's exactly that.

>>154270205
>it turns out Zen was able to talk the would be muggers down
>as everyone walks out he is in the midst of teaching them the proper way to throw a punch

>>154270062
God damn I wish I could animate

>>154270265
reminds me of that greentext about the guy teaching gang bangers to be better gang bangers

>Zen, you realise you just taught them to be better at being violently dangerous, right?

I'm trying to make a team comp around the idea of disruption and high dps/ battlefield flow control. I've been thinking of using Mei and Bastion for flow control and dps. I think a Zerya would be good because everyone hate bastion so it's some guaranteed free charge for Zarya. What about the 3 other char for the team comp ? Any ideas ?

>>154270205
>Zenyatta discovers the delights in talking to uninhibited drunk people in public after a night out with the boys
>Starts going out more to pubs and getting familiar with different bartenders and patrons
>Buys everyone alcohol, not quite understanding it but knowing that it gets people more talkative and open about their feelings and beliefs.
>Eventually builds an extensive network with the entire town
>No one fucks with sensei

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>>154268956
W-what sort of porn does my husbando do?Is it humiliation? I hope it's humiliation

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If Overwatch did become a TV show as you describe it, it seems like it will be one of those shows that people watch for the filler rather than the actual action and plot episodes

>>154269686
you don't actually think "carry" is a thing, right? the people who claim they carry are always above the middle where their teammates know how to play the game. you can't "carry" in a game where two heroes have aimbot, one can increase the damage you take and another can increase the damage their teammate is doing. it's legitimately impossible to carry. your team has to be at least somewhat coordinated or capable.
>inb4 people claim they 1v6 all the time by pressing q or running around getting picks

Why doesn't Junkrat get a golden mine or a golden bear trap?

>try to carry team
>enemy team exclusively goes after me
>use entire ults just to kill me and only me
>team is completely uncarryable, like bots
>even if i can manage 50/50, it's still a net loss in rank

There is no way out.

>>154270519
like the walking dead?

>>154269506
>everything is censored
Yup, sounds like jap porn to me

>>154270519
Overwatch would be a great SOL comedy show, with some action in there.

>>154267887
I hate her because she's OW's worst attempt to copy a TF2 character's personality.

>>154270398
>Zenyatta walks in on Mccree and Zarya gambling on a game of poker
>"is this fun?" he askes
>"yup, people love a good ol' game of poker, doncha Zar?"
>"Da, is good game with money, maybe you win, maybe you don't, but is very fun."
>They teach him how to play and gamble
>Zenyatta begins to beat Mccree and Zarya at their own game
>wins a shit load of money
>buys more drinks for people at the bar
>starts playing poker at bars, believing that he can bring people fun and happiness
>Wins
>proceeds to buy people drinks
>No one fucks with sensei

>>154269490
They lightheartedly whore themselves out

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>>154270558
But for some reason he gets a Golden detonator...?

>>154267887
People who don't like Zarya are the same people who refer to her exclusively as "Lesbian" so they're objectively wrong they can take that L and live with it

>>154270519
>episode where everyone is going off to fight something in the center of town
>Bastion isn't able to catch a ride with the others
>has to catch a bus.
>on the way to where he is going the bus driver has to bail.
>he then drives all the passengers to their designated stops before getting to where the fight is
>the whole time Tracer, Winston and Mercy are yelling at him to get their faster

>struggling to capture the point
>Shitter (Genji) switched to Hanzo
THANK YOU, YOU GETTING ONE SCATTER SHOT KILL EVERY 3 MINUTES IS REALLY GOING TO FUCKING HELP

>>154270378
Oh and another thing, Mei can ice lock an enemy and respawn desynchronize the enemy front line with some weird time frame kills, effectively disrupting momentum/regrouping. I feel Mei is excellent at disruption and kind of do some classic commander/leader calls of a fight with her abilities.

What is stronger than controlling the battlefield, objective wise ?

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You want a medal?

>>154270665
not even remotely surprised that Zen ends up being good at poker.

>>154270739
Oh fuck, an episode where somebody gets taught how to drive a car? I can't think of who would be the best candidate.

>>154270632
Only like, three of them are even in the same neighborhood though

Speaking strictly in terms of character and personality, obviously many more of them are closer if you consider their gameplay style

>>154267196
>bending hands like that
Her wrists broken as well as her spine?

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>>154270665
>buying people happiness with alcohol
that doesn't sound very zen

Man. I'm shit at this game. Hard enough for me to stay at 2000/6000. Lel

>>154270812
>he can't grab his ass cheeks like that
Go see a doctor.

>>154270794
Mei

>>154270665
>Zenyatta walks in on McCree, Zarya, and 76 playing poker
>Asks if it's fun
>Inquires as to the nature of the game
>They agree to let him play
>Three hours and six hundred dollars later
>Zenyatta tells them not to think 'simple living' means 'stupid'
>Mentions that a single deck of card was one of the few forms of entertainment up in Nepal
>Tells them never to bet against the house

>>154270806
I like how the Overwatch team really scraped the bottom of the barrel for any doctor puns for Mercy to say that TF2's Medic hadn't already done.

>>154268642
He's got okay poke damage on headshots, the boop is always handy, and the speed boost lets him reposition his team faster.

Zen does more damage but Lucio has more options.

>>154270794
Winston. in a tiny Fiat 500

>>154270794
Roadhog in a small hatchback

>>154270832
Anon, try rotating your hands 180 degrees, thumbs pointing down, without literally bending over backwards. If you can do that, I applaud your flexibility, but that post is not something the average person can do.

>>154270794
D.va
>76 and Mercy have death grips as she weaves in and out of traffic like Junkrat and Roadhog told her
>D.va about to get confrontational with someone like Zarya told her

>>154270558
Probably because it relies partially on being hard to see or notice unless you're cautious of it

A giant shiny golden trap is much more likely to be noticed, and since mine+trap combo is so good, the mine has to be unnoticeable as well

>>154270895
I'm pretty sure Roadhog would've driven before, since he's from Mad Max land

giving mei's ult a cast time like junkrat or hanzo would go miles towards fixing her

>>154270967
That's understandable, actually

Would a golden wheel be acceptable? It's not like it's hard to miss, being the loudest ult in the game

>>154270935
I imagine it would be easier to do if your ass stuck out that far.

>>154271018
What do you mean by cast time in this context
That usually refers to the amount of time between pressing Q and its effect actually starting which is faster with Hanzo than Mei

>>154271005
I just want Raodie in a Smart Car desu

Also, don't let Ana drive
ever

As a sniper she knows how to get to difficult locations and growing up in Egypt proably messed about and scouted in the sands
She will take you nice clean car Dakar racing and make you piss yourself as you hurtle over sand dunes at 90 mph

>>154271173
Well simple
>Roadhog's car is in the shop
>Zen is on a full day of meditation
>Roadhog and Junkrat have to use his care as the getaway car for a bank robbery

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>>154270794
Well let's see who would be an option.
>D.Va is young, probably wouldn't have a licence
>Genji and Hanzo lived playboy lifestyles, so they surely would
>Chinese people can't drive for shit, so Mei might not
>Reinhardt wouldn't fit in a car
>Nobody uses cars in India, so Symmetra presumably wouldn't have a licence
>Tracer is a fighter pilot, which means she only ever rides motorcycles
>Ana and 76 need to retake their licence tests since they're getting old
>Zenyatta absolutely has no experience with controlling another machine to work for him

>>154271173
>D.va wants to get a drivers license
>everyone's busy with work
>Ana's free
>agrees to help D.va learn some basic driving
>D.va quits overwatch to enter rally car and dakar racing

>>154271251
Zen drives an electric car and it goes like 40 max with those two in it

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>>154271215
>two projectile heroes and a hitscan hero can't kill a single Pharah

>>154271251
>Roadhog's car is in the shop
>Torbjorn offers to let Hog borrow his
>it's just a turret with some training wheels nailed on

>>154271285
>they are driving slow as hell down the highway with 20 cop cars following them
>flash to 76 watching TV
>He spends about 20 seconds looking at them being morons before changing the channel and pretending it never happened

>>154271215
Him being happy makes me so happy.

>>154271402
>76 spends his days spread out on the couch watching TV and drinking beer
Truly the American hero.

>>154270843
>Zarya agreeing to play poker with an omnic

>>154271461
In the event of this hypothetical Overwatch sitcom she would hate all Omnics except for her housemates Bastion and Zenyatta.

>>154270665
>Zen listens to so many people talk about things
>hears the topic of Love come up several times
>doesn't quite understand the concept of romantic attraction and dating
>begins to ask his co-workers for answers
>some of girls decide to take him out on dates

[insert wtv the fuck you want]

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Why did they uglyfy her in "Alive" short?

>>154271276
>Hana learns that Pharah used to help her mother repair old trucks to take out
>Hears a story of how they built a prototype thruster set, but it didnt have the jet boost, so Pharah once stood ontop of a truck as Ana took it over a sharp dune at 80 to launch herself and test the hover thrusters
>Hana plots an idea with Ana to put meka bombs in the back of trucks and launch them from sick dune jumps
>together they create a new motor-battle sport
>junkrat is banned from competing due to jury rigging his truck

>>154268014
you're not going to sculpt david with a stick of dynamite

>>154271461
That's why she agreed to play, she fucking hates Zen and wanted to shake him for all his cash

>>154271506
I like to imagine that at this point, the war is over, humans and omnics have settled their differences, and that Zarya has made her peace with Bastion and Zen, especially give how peaceful the two try to be

>>154271512
>they all become really frustrated with his complete ineptitude and lack of understanding

>>154271449
Replace couch with recliner

>>154271461
She's more than likely a few drinks in
Plus she could squash tin can like bug

What BA% do you guys find best for Overwatch? I find I play best with around 0.07%.

>>154271575
I'm pretty sure it will always be Junkrat who has the idea first to combine bombs with anything.

>>154270558
because he doesn't deserve nice things, nor do the people who play him

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>tfw in diamond
>Attack
>get two Koreans that go Hanzo and Widow
>others are Korean and go Tracer, Pharrah, Junkrat
>U GO TANK U GO TANK
>go tank, no one goes healer
>U GO HEALER
>they keep calling me noob because I don't go healer when we also need a tank

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>>154271331
They eventually did, just a little bit too late for them.

>>154271506
>>154271461
Or Bastion and Zenyatta have to just put on the most obvious disguises whenever Zarya's around.

Zen will see Zarya coming, turn his back toward her completely within her view, and just pop on a mask really quickly. A mask and nothing else. He keeps floating like normal and just says "no" when Zarya asks if he's actually an omnic.

Bastion pretends to be a lawnmower. Or a pitching machine. Or a large weathervane. It's different every week.

>>154271713
Good Pharahs trigger my PTSD.

>widowmaker will never fart on your face
>widowmaker will never kill you with her gas

>>154271724
>Bastion pretends to be a lawnmower. Or a pitching machine. Or a large weathervane. It's different every week.
I really like this idea for a way of him fooling onmic-haters.

you should get 1 free leave (during assemble your heroes) every 25 comp games or something.

>it's a day off for everyone.
>each character gets a small segment on what they are doing
>Tracer goes running on roof tops
>roadhog and junkrat rob some liqour stores
>Bastion and Zen go into the wilderness for some peace of mind
>Lucio and D.va go explore the nightlife
>reaper posts on his deviant art
>Hanzo and Genji try to do some bonding but just end up fighting the whole time
>trob trys to get mercy to go out with him
>soldier 76 segment is 2 minutes of him just sitting in his lazy boy, watching TV and occasionally flipping through channels

>>154271724
How about Zenyatta strikes up a friendship with the CPU inside of Zarya's particle cannon? Causing her to have to put up with him because yes, she likes dis weapon.

>>154271724
This is the best answer

>>154271713
Fucking beautiful

>>154271285
See, I feel like what would happen is that the two of them don't even bother trying Zen's car, because they expect it to be something like that, but then at the end of the episode Zen pulls up in a future Lamborghini or something.

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who has the best tasting boipussy?

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>>154271713
>concussion blast strikes the wall well over Lucio's head but still blasts him upward
>all other knockback moves do the same thing, just so casuals don't have to use their fucking brains to get enviro kills

>>154271901
Tracer

>>154271782
Whenever there's any place where a machine would be, he just tries to blend in with it.

Rows of server racks? Bastion makes himself tall and straight and stands there. Pay no attention to the units that were hastily dragged out and left in a corner to make room for his space in the row.

D.Va learning to drive? Open the hood. Bastion's where the engine goes. Spinning his barrel and making engine idling noises. Beeping like a car horn.

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>>154271713
Damn son

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>>154271825
>>Tracer running on rooftops
With Widowmaker, whose people damn well invented parkour

>>roadhog and junkrat rob some liqour stores
It's confirmed that Junkrat enjoys tea, not alcohol

>>trob trys to get mercy to go out with him
As if he'd need to try

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>>154271506
>>154271586
Nah, Zenyatta and Bastion have WACKY paper-thin disguises to fool the anti-Omnic bigots in the group.

>>154271825
76 is the end credits, behind the name roll. right at the end he takes a sip of his beer.

>>154271868
Zen would buy a Tesla, for sure.

>>154271936
>You and me both, fellow patriot!
This guy gets it.
Zarya's utterly convinced, every time.

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>>154271825
The fact that we can make posts like these simply proves how interesting and likable Blizzard managed to make these characters. So kudos to them for that.

>>154269619
this is the way overwatch was designed and meant to be played. not as a competitive shooter.

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>>154271923
>D.Va learning to drive? Open the hood. Bastion's where the engine goes. Spinning his barrel and making engine idling noises. Beeping like a car horn.

I wish that I could draw.

>>154271936
I was literally thinking about this
Overwatch could do well to borrow more from the light-hearted stupidity of TF2

>>154271825
>Bastion and Zen go into the wilderness for some peace of mind

And while there, they stumble across Zarya casually having a wrestling tournament with some bears

>McCree goes to a Cowboy Action Shooting event
>Widow catches an opera
>Mei sits at a kitchen table blissfully eating ice cream

>>154272027
I do it because the game is shit and i'm tired about talking whats good and what sucks

theres just so much potential for character interactions thats not there, and it leaves me wondering

on the other hand, i'm also tired of the shipping crap tumblr put out.

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>solo Q
>team clicks, stack of 3 golds proposes we all stack-up for couple games
>win 6-7 matches in a row with barely breaking a sweat yet enemy teams never felt terrible
>made it back to low plat I started at after huge losing streak I've been on since season started
>check group stats
>many of them were stuck in 50s during S1
>Reinhardt who saved us many times had S1 high of 41
Did forced 50% finally kick in or something?

>>154271923
At a certain point, Bastion's just like Ditto from Pokemon.
Taking absurdly improbable shapes that he shouldn't be able to make, but always with his same blank expression plastered on each of them.

Hey, /owg/ post your comp rank

>>154272123
>McCree goes to a Cowboy Action Shooting event
I want to see this so badly it hurts.

>>154271929
>Torbjorn Viking costume.

I really hope that's one of the Halloween skins and I don't even play him all that much.

>it's a zarya presses q on the point during overtime episode

2855, lost a game and lost 30 ranks (it was after a win, teammates went hanzo junkrat on attack, if I didn't stay as lucio and went reinhardt (we had no tank) we would have lost even faster)

Should I keep going or just stop?

>it's the super bowl.
>Mcree and 76 have a bunch of snakes, beer and everything else
>it is a very generic episode where they are bouncing from TV to TV hopping for a free one

Eventually they find Junkrat's TV open, but as they turn on the Superbowl they find that Junkrat and Roadhog are currently busy stealing all the uniforms for the game

>>154272123
The Mei idea is cute. CUTE.

>ice cream van jingle outside right as I read your comment

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Post comics!

>>154272123
>Widow catches an opera
>she's enjoying it until she discovers that tracer is part of the play
>literally enters the scene with "THE CAVALRY'S HERE"
>Widowmaker tries to sink lower in her seat to remain undetected
>Tracer spot blueberry among the crowd and immediate breaks the fourth wall
>"AYE LOVE" waving at widow
>"tue-moi"

>>154272184
I just placed last night, 2118. Haven't played any actual matches yet, we'll see where I level out at, but I'm happy I got gold at least. Seems average and I feel like an average player.

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>>154271527
>uglify
uw0tm8

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>>154272401

>>154272184
3002

we just in there

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Overwatch bodyswap episode when

>>154272408
who would cast Tracer, what play and who as

>>154272078
>light-hearted stupidity of TF2
YES PLEASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mWMewEO9Sk

>>154272208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m4VzpV7fc8

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>>154272401

>>154272596
Much ado about nothing:Beatrice

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>>154272534
Yeah, as if 76 could ever look as cool Reaper

>>154272408
>>154272123
>>154271825
It's Always Gunny in Watchpoint Gibraltar.

>>154272624
alright, you win.

I'd love to see her in something modern and subversive myself.