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Play of the Match: >>154170601

>Latest Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749104703

>Official Website and Forums
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Backstory Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet (Damage Values and other numbers; may be outdated)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yiPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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>>154181625
>tfw dropped from mediocre to bad
Should I just stop going S76/Reaper in a poor attempt to carry and just keep going Zenyatta/Reinhardt?
Despite my best efforts, I'm not really good at Zarya either, so I can't really try to carry as her.
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Nth for damn ingrates
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Hana Song.
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Cutest and best pairing
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Post Reinhardt
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first for angela's deep seeded bi-polar psychosis
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>tfw love playing Zenyatta, Ana and Lucio
am I a bitch?
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>do well as Mercy and win us the game
>enemy Genji sends me a friend request
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If you're reading this, I love you.
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>>154182456
No, you're actually playing useful supports. Keep going
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reminder that separate ranks for solo q and stacks are what lets people truly know if theyre skilled or if theyre just getting carried
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best girls
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Do commends give extra experience?
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Good morning /owg/, here are your FRIENDLY COMP REMINDERS

>don't pick Symmetra
>don't pick Bastion
>don't pick Torb
>don't pick Junkrat
>don't pick Hanzo
>don't pick McCree if you don't have good aim
>don't pick Roadhog if you're gonna be a useless sack of shit who just feeds enemy ults

See you in Diamond!
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>>154182456
Nah zen is legit as fuck. I'm gonna buy his golden balls when I get this seasons's points.

Speaking of, is anyone else mad that end of season rewards were reduced? Seems to make golden weapons even more common by making grinding the fastest way to get them rather than being skilled enough to reach a high tier and get a lot of points for it.
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IMPORTANT POLLE

PLS VOTE

http://www.strawpoll.me/11179783
http://www.strawpoll.me/11179783
http://www.strawpoll.me/11179783
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>>154182456

As long as you get those yoloswag420 kills as Zenyatta we're cool.

>>154182439

>Eichenwalde skin with the golden hammer

This shit is actually beautiful.
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>think healsluts are just a meme
>keep meeting girls with a cute voice who play exclusively Mercy
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>>154182490
It's almost like if you do good, other people will notice and will want to climb up with you instead of complaining on reddit about elo hell.
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>>154182606
it just lets "I DID BETTER THAN YOU" autists know whether or not they did anything of worth in a match
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>>154182625
>tumblr image
>botnetpoll
>"who will be gay"
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>>154182549
Only 1v1 would do that
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>>154182606
if you get 6 commends your next box will have a legendary in it
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>>154182456
Only if you're bad with them or play Ana in retarded situations where she isn't useful.
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>>154182549
Pretty much. I only solo and I get mildly irritated when shitters who got carried to my rank think they belong there.
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>>154182621
I'll be sure to just use them so I stay low rank and am able to have fun :)
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>>154182625

>>>>champ
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>>154182621
does junkrat really have no place in comp? this upsets me deeply
I'm diamond and I love me some rat boy
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Why is Reyes so THICC
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>>154182439
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>>154182678
its very important that i know your opinions they matter to me anon
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>>154182625
They'll announce Torb is gay as soon as they put out a Muslim hero they can pair him with.
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Fareeha Amari!

Any good way to train dogfighting with another Pharah solo?
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>>154182298
Jamison Fawkes!
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>>154182723
He is very situational but generally he is a bad pick because there's a Zarya in every game once you leave the shitter brackets. In actual competitions he is never picked.
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>Picks Bastion on attack
>Refuses to change
>Tells us all to fuck off in chat
>Leaves the game after we don't capture both of the points

Why doesn't blizzard ban these people?
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>Humans "won" the Omnigger Crisis
>Australia had to be ceded to the Omniggers
>Multiple world cities destroyed, death toll in the probable hundreds of thousands
>Omniggers continue to attack Russia even after peace accord

If humanity won, why are Omniggers still things and not been forcibly recycled into soda cans?

How can anyone possibly think these things deserve any sympathy from humans?
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Soldier 76 for most attractive Overwatch man
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>>154182815
someone post that fan comic of pharah's supposed long lost sister


the one where the thing was a a brown rainbow-haired zarya wannabe
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>>154182621
i would like to add some
>ana with less than 90%+ accuracy
>widowmaker
>torbjorn
>mei on attack
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>>154182827
>Any good way to train dogfighting with another Pharah solo?
Go to a custom match and set ability, respawn cooldowns to 0%
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>>154182815
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>>154182621
why not junkrat?
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>>154182917

Omnics took the Martin Luther King route and convinced sjws that they're people too. Why do you think all the old Overwatch members are so angry all the time.
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>>154182948
put headshots only on too
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>>154182948
>mfw AI is smart enough to actually know if the ability cooldowns are modified

>zaryas with 100% shield and damage up time
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>>154182881
what I'd give for a 'report for being bad' option
>>154182859
yeah I can see how he wouldn't get picked in most lineups
I love him on defence with cramped chokes like first point Anubis
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>>154182815
Pic related
>>154183007
>Headshots only
>Pharah
Stop being retarded
>>154183027
That's why you don't add AI to your teams and just go 1v1
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>>154182994
This is exactly why Talon did nothing wrong.

Omniggers are not your friends. Well, maybe they are until a God Program sneezes in their general direction. Then they will go full Terminator on your ass in a heartbeat.
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>>154182723
Unlike other dps characters, his ult is bad against non-shitters and his trap is pretty unreliable unless you're a fucking wizard with it.

His only really worthwhile attribute is his chokepoint spam, which doesn't work terribly well on most maps.

So yeah, Trashmouse isn't all that great.
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>>154182827
>>154182848
>>154182432

>tfw no Overfu I like enough to shitpost about

I blame Blizzard.
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>>154182881
Did you report him? Otherwise you can't expect them to get banned. (I always report "non-meta" picks on ranked matches.)
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>>154182752
Should have waved
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>>154183075
>Headshots only
>Pharah
>Stop being retarded
it makes you invincible.
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>>154182925
Stop it anon, I fapped a few hours ago

I've started work on the 76abuse fic too
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I feel like seeing someone pick Torb is a sign of mental illness guys.
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>>154183119
>76abuse

w-where
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>>154182925
I like Soldier 76, he's a good pick!

>>154183095
Don't worry, anon! I'm sure you'll find someone special someday!
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>>154183117
Right, I just figured people would want to have a good idea of how long it takes to kill someone but I guess you can just count every two hits as a kill.
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are there any good beginner video guides? i played my first three games last night and i'm hooked, but now i'm sat at work so it's probably the best time to start learning what the fuck i'm doing
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>>154182723
if you play junkrat right you can have two ults fired off and a third one ready by the time the rest of your team has their first
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>>154182925
I think it's hanzo. But 76 is elder god tier husbando though
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>>154183209
well you don't need to know when you get a kill, i thought the idea was to improve how consistently you can hit an airborne pharah.
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>>154182723
If you're diamond, then you should just play him and disregard anyone's retarded opinion here.
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>>154182994

Where is the Malcolm.exe to Mondatta's MLK.jar?
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>>154182948
There is no Pharah bot yet. You need another person to train with
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>>154182649
>Genji main
>:)
>:D
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>>154182025

I can think of quite a few reasons why Roadhog wouldn't kill Junkrat.

If we imagine that Roadhog isn't as bad of a guy as we think he is, it could be that he sees Junkrat as a friend, or simply that he's a dedicated mercenary who will stay loyal to the one paying him.

If he's a remorseless psychopath, it might be that he simply enjoys travelling around and fucking shit up more enjoyable than having treasure.

If it's somewhere in between, maybe Roadhog doesn't know where the treasure is, or maybe it's something he can't take advantage of without Junkrat. It could also be something that isn't tangible, i.e. some kind of secret information that they both already know.
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>>154183079
Knowing Metzen's proclivities, I'm sure the God Programs are going to turn out exactly like the Old Gods in WoW. Just be a fucking excuse for corrupting everything.

Watch Talon be secretly controlled by the God Programs for some retarded reason.
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>>154183083
Are you the kind of Sewagesquirrel who sits on his ass far away from the action and spams choke points? When I play Refuse hamster I always get in the enemy's face with my mines, usually have 3-4 golds every time I play him.
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Post D.Va stats.
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>>154183284
>.exe
>.jar

Stallman was right AGAIN
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>>154182925
>>154183256

What makes 76 so hot though?
If you took him at face value his just you're generic cod soldier.
Not that i'm complaining.
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>Zenyatta is so nice he lets enemy junkrats "trap" him.

Then again, what stops his consciousness from being backed up to the cloud and being reuploaded to a new body?
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>>154183341

In-game Roadhog finds Junkrat to be terribly annoying, but in the comics he's always looking out for Junkrat wordlessly.

Is Roadhog Tsun?
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>>154183407
Scarred
white hair
traumatized
angry
no nonsense kinda guy
hidden sensitive side
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>>154183435
it catches his loin cloth
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Do any of you 76 posters have that fanart of his ass in speedos? Reaper and McMeme are also in it I think
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>>154183553
Yes I do.
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>>154183407
Jaded old soldiers with ptsd are my fetish. And he's pretty
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>win a 3 round illios playing only Lucio
>7 win streak and Kaplans blessing gives me +92

What the FUCK

This shit is busted
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>>154183435

The trap physically leaps upwards to catch floating enemies, connecting them to the ground by a chain.
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>>154182987
Against any non-retarded team, most of your damage will either be absorbed by Zarya (which is the worst case scenario) or their other tank, who can easily eat it and get healed to build their healer's ult. Junk's ult is also bad since any decent team will have a McCree or even a Reinhardt who can kill the tire easily. Getting gold damage on Junkrat just means that you can press left click, not that you were actually useful. Of course these are just generalizations, and on certain points he CAN be okay (such as Eichenwald A). It's just that most Junkrat players are people who want to DPS yet lack the aim to do so, so they pick him in EVERY game on EVERY map.
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>>154183595
Pls post, it's almost my fap time
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>>154183637
>yfw zenyatta's real "eyes" are actually the glowing blue optical sensors on his forehead
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Why do i keep getting garbage like lastpick tracers
why do i have to play healer or tank every game just to be flanked while my offenses are doing god knows what
what is this curse /owg/
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>>154183284
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>>154183727
>mfw people still don't know this
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>>154183407
For me it's that the other males are even less hot. (I could see Chris Evans playing Jack Morrison; he has that blandness in him.)

>>154183341
Of those I'm leaning on the "non-tangible" reason, which is also hinted at the line Hanzo says to Junkrat, but we'll just have to wait for it... (Also, money is a lame motivator for the Hog, so I'm hopng it's something else entirely.)

>>154183242
I think the best guides for newbies are actually map guides: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guxNyrf7dws
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Goddammit Genji, I don't want to like you.
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Does Zenyatta have no footstep sounds? Or does he make floating noises
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>>154183529
>>154183630

He doesn't have PTSD.
If anything he's salty af that Overwatch got shutdown.
His anger issues makes him really hot though, I want to appease his anger with my body.
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>>154183341
Shhh anon, they're super best friends forever and nothing will come between them
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>>154183767
Completely silent

He's secretly the best flanker in the game
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>>154183379
I mean, whatever works for you works man.

But in general that's pretty easy to punish since Garbagegerbil is pretty weak in the scrum when compared to the offense heroes. Since his nades are more difficult to confirm and his ult can't be used effectively.

Refuserabbit is at his very best when the enemy is too timid to hard engage on your team.
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>>154183713
Last time I posted something lewd I got a warning so no.
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>>154183348

It wouldn't be that far out of left field for a Onmic-led strike team to be hunting down Morrison and the crew
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>>154183407
McCree is too stupid.
Hanzo is too stereotypical honor Japanese with chicken legs.
Genji is a bacon.
Reinhardt is arguably hotter but is probably going to die soon.
Torbjorn is ikea.
Junkrat probably has STDs.
Roadhog's a fatty.
Reaper is a smog ghost.
Zenyatta is a robot.
Bastion is even more robot.
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>>154183735
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>>154183832
>McCree is too stupid

He isn't stupid! He's a goofy charmer!
Probably great in bed too.
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>>154183869
too much roleplaying for me
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So are there a lot of grills in /owg/ or just gays.
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>>154183832
>just because a robot is human shaped it's less of a robot than other robots
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>>154183795
1 v. 1 Zenyatta match
Basically hide and seek
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oh jack i forgot to tell you, i had mercy do a quick abortion for me


youre still up for another shot at it sometime later, right?
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>>154183890
Just gays, but the girls are gay as well.
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>>154183890
I'd say /owg/ consists of 20% grills and 30% gays and the rest are faggots.
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>>154183925
what
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>>154183929
This
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>>154183727

That's what I thought at first but it's actually the dark slits underneath them.
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>>154183925
Do you have the "let's make Pharah a little sister shall we?" gif
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>>154183890

I like cute girls and cute boys, so I'm not gay!
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>>154183753
What if the treasure they found in the omnium was... each other?
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>>154183947
she symptoms and was confirmed to be preggers while on a mission, she had mercy purge the fetus from her so it doesnt interfere with the mission


future abortions are as easy as donating blood by that point in time
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>>154183890
I don't know but the girls and the gays should hit me up!
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>>154183802
There was nothing's lewd about it. Just asses in speedos. I'm starting to think that you either don't have it or it's not the picture I think it is.
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>>154184063
I'm pretty sure contraception is going to be so good at that time that abortion will be a last resort.
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>>154184094
whos to say they dont have both?

ie, a vaccine to prevent cancer, but in case it does ever set in, theyll just have a cure outright
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>mercy sit down emote
>mercy laugh emote

So cute. wish there where better skins for her tho.

>tfw didn't get eidgenossin
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>>154183341

I think the treasure is blueprints to something the omnics want to/wanted to build, and Junkrat's the only one who's smart enough at engineering to do something with it at the moment.
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>>154184053
Fucking gay
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>>154184092
This, anon?

Junkrat and Genji have the best asses in this image
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the wolf HUNTS FOR ITS PREY
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>>154184258
Nah, there were only three of them. But this will do for now. Thanks, anon
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>>154184176

>Junkrat
>good at engineering

His grenade launcher's propulsion mechanism is a fucking wheel.
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>>154182384
Your current carry options are:
>Mccree
>Reaper
>Zarya
>Road if your rank is below 3000, >Zennyatta

Train in quick play and get back to comp once you are getting at least 1 gold medal every match with these heros

I remember back when i was stuck on rank 51 i solo picked zarya for the next 12 games and ranked up to 62

If you are solo queuing wanting to rank up and are not playing only from this selected list you are doing it wrong
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>>154184226
Nothing gay about having friends!
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>play solo
>matched with korean 5-stack
>they only speak korean

Fix when?
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>>154184175
amber's still better than it, and cobalt is pretty okay too
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>>154184297
simple geometry.
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>>154184157
Abortions are INCREDIBLY taxing on your mentality, why the fuck would you choose it over contraception?
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>>154184358
I'll use amber once I get a golden weapon, for some reason the normal staff reminds me of swiss cheese.

>tfw can't mix and match skins and weapons
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>>154184362
simple geography
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>>154184004
It's actually the blue circles, in those omnic movie posters it's the blue stuff that has the eyelashes, not the slits.
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>>154184176

It's probably a superweapon that Junkrat thinks he can repurpose into a final solution to the Omnic Crisis. That's why Roadhog is also on board.

The reason they're going on an international crime spree is to get the funds/rare materials needed to see if Junkrat's idea is actually buildable. They probably also have their sights set on the research of corporate weapons engineers because while Junkrat is good at jury-rigging things he doesn't quite have the book smarts background needed to build a doomsday device.
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>>154184338

Junkrat is basically the Tony Stark of the Overwatch universe, he built his prosthetics, grenade launcher, and other explosives in a cave, with a box full of scraps
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>8 win streak
>+110 points

Bruh
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>>154184338
How does that not make him good at engineering? If anything, I'd think the fact that he apparently makes functioning weapons and mines out of garbage would be impressive.
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after that sad and harrowing night at king's row, this girl needed to crank up her omnic sex slave's vibration settings all the way up to 10
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>>154184351
Anyone looking to carry their way out of the shitter ranks should also learn Tracer for KotH maps.
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What the ideal grouping for moving up in comp?

im on an 10+ losing streak and Iv'e ben in everything from 6 man to solo queing.

Lost 300 points.

feel like killing myself
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>>154184747
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>>154184687
as an industrial design student, any idiot with a couple planks of wood, nails and a hammer can make a fence.

but it takes planning and forethought to build a fence that can at least withstand a slight breeze
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>Female coworker from long ago asks if I play OW
>I text her my bnet ID, adds me
>Most Played: Mercy, Lucio

Why are girls playing exclusively healers a thing? Why can't they be haughty tank princesses or foul-mouthed DPS players instead?
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>>154184747
>liking the Alive cinematic
>modatta gets shot
>"Nooooooooo"
>mfw her voice and face
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>Playing in low Plat because of team booga, solo queue
>Matched against a 6 man of top 500 players from last season
Good matchmaking system
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>>154184804
6 man with communication, you can't expect to instantly be decent though.
>>
I want to fight the forces of evil in Overwatch!
>>
How long is this season going on for?
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>>154184845
>complaining that you found a real life healsut
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>>154184804
3 stack so you only get paired with other 3 stacks or solo queuers

anything under or over and you might get put against 6 stacks

never 5 or 4 stack because the randoms will be utter shit

dont 6 stack unless everyone is at least as good as you

if you lose 3 in a row take a break
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>win game
>4 golds
>gain 24 points
>lose game
>4 golds
>lose 87 points

I don't understand? I need a 75% winrate to move up?
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>>154183832
>Junkrat probably has STDs
>>
pharah is pretty fun
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>>154184175
There is a skin that literaly portraits her as a nordic angel mate, its her best skin unless you are an egdy masochist
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>>154184871
that fucking part was so retarded. I don't know how they could have looked at that and think "Yup, looks good, not cheesy or out of place at all'.
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>>154184845
One girl playing a healer doesn't mean all girls anon.
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>>154183393
needs improvement
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>>154185035
its mostly greasy dudes pretending to be girls
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>>154184175
All mercy's skins are great anon.
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>>154185032
Blizzard does cheese, it's just what they do
>Y-you saved me. Why?
>Tch, I guess old habits die hard
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>>154185035
>mfw only play dps because can't handle the pressure of tanking or healing
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>>154185063
do you have any proof of that?
or is this a confession?
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How do I git gud at clicking heads as McMeme?
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>"main" Soldier because no one heals or aims in shitter ranks
>matched against a double stack
>Soldier and a Mercy on his dick 24/7

I was so jealous, she was so focused on him that she didn't even get to ult once in the entire game.

I switched to Reaper and pissed on their parade.
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get on OW and get a premade but 3-0 them wat?
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>>154185159
you aim for the heads
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>>154185105
Yeah they do, sure. But it has never been as bad as the 'nooo' scene coupled with retarded facial animation. It made me feel awkward as fuck and physically uncomfortable even though I was alone in the room. 'The old habits' only warranted an 'oh you' reaction
>>
>no option to turn on scoreboard within my team

Why the fuck? I get that it's off for randoms to avoid hurting anyone's feelings, but it would be a great tool within teams, which I assume wouldn't mind.
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>>154185109
I love playing Mercy because even when I'm flitting about trying to keep the team alive and damage boosting at good times, I'm always having fun.

The only times it's annoying is when people ignore genjis/winstons/reaper who are gunning for me. Nerds, after they kill me, they're going to come for you. It's somewhat better now using voice chat but most people are in party chat
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>>154185204
Premades can be shit too, y'know.
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>>154185057

>average per game
>quickplay

Meaningless.
>>
>Mercy and Torbjorn together in the Halloween picture
>together in the old Overwatch picture
>Torbjorn is Swedish and Mercy has a Nordic skin
>dwarves are the unofficial mascot of Blizzard

How will Tumblr react once Blizzard officially confirms their relationship?
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>>154185109
>Tanking
>Pressure

Bitch please. When I have someone pinned and lined up with a nice solid wall, and I hear their character start screaming, that is the height of my zen. It doesn't matter if I had an awful game or my team were retarded lemmings, that feeling of dropping the hammer on three squishies and slaughtering their smug asses as they lay there helpless makes the entire ordeal worth it. Hell, if I do have a good team that takes advantage of my shield, all the better.

Tanking ain't a chore nigga.
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>>154185232
I find Mercy always boring.
I feel that only way to make her fun is to take out here damage boost beam and thus make gun usable.

Standing behind corner and occasionally switching the color of your beam is just boring.
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>>154185461
Triggered cause he's a white male
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>>154185461
>implying degenarative shippers care about canon
lol
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>>154185476
I was mostly talking about mmos, especially the early WoW days. Tanking in Overwatch isn't on the same level of pressure, that's true
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https://clyp.it/rb05clxj?token=f308063b1b8f24c41c0f4fdc28509e22

>something's not right voice lines
>enemy is hiding voice lines
>enemy detected voice lines
>people still thinking Sombra won't be a stealth hero or a hero at all
>>
When did torb become bad? I Always do well with him
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>>154185204
>>154185276
I wonder how premades can be shit against an entire team of solos?
is it some kind of mentality like:
>Oh I'll get carried by my teammates
while solos are like
>Gotta do my best! All those other players are shitters, don't trust them farther than I can throw torb's turret
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>>154185547
but he's a dwarf, so a minority, yes?

>>154185601
>post yfw the voicelines refer to Soundquake or Doomfist, and Sombra is only an npc intermediary that will 'leak' the info on those heores
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>>154185601
Wasn't this from back when Genji had a cloak in the dev alpha?
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How's my soldier so far /owg/?
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>>154185625
Or they're just randoms that grouped up because they heard it helps but don't communicate or coordinate or know how to play the game at all.

There's a gigantic difference between a premade of people sitting in the same room, with a game plan, composition strategy, knowledge of each other's strengths and weaknesses, and people who just add whoever they thought played good in one of their games.
>>
>season 1 winrate: 56%
>season 2 winrate: 31%

How do I fix this. My average stats haven't gone down at all. If anything I have seemed to improved compared to last season.
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>>154185461
>they confirm their relationship
it's true
Torb adopted Angela
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>>154185674
They were datamined from Ana's PTR update so I don't think so.

https://clyp.it/5jjg4qp2?token=76a3751c031eeeb45cce51faf239fecb
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>>154185683
try to die less, you aren't playing Junkrat
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>>154185683
>only 7 games

It'll normalize
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>playing Pharah
>enemy Genji won't let up on my anus
>switch to Tracer
>proceed to rek his shit
>he switches to Tracer to target me

Is there any better feeling?
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>>154185764
Ah, the Woody Allen style. I like it
>>
>Blizzard have removed the stat that shows the total games played in quick play, so you can't see that the game is forcing you to lose 50% of your games
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Why are shit POTGs like this even allowed? pretty sure their Zarya have better plays than this
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>>154185770
>>154185601
Honestly what good is stealth if there's callout lines for it?
Unless it's just reactionary after the ult callout, like with Mercy's Rez
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>>154183832
Don't you dare say that about Junkrat! He is pure! PURE!

tfw he's probably choked on many dicks for food and medical supplies
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>>154185683
It's hard to tell over only 7 games. You are dying too much for a character with such mobility and regen. You should be hitting well above 50% acc if the enemy team has a Reinhard, and obviously less if you spend the game defending your supports from Tracer/Genji. Over enough games, 48%+ acc is generally considered good aim though it obviously depends on playstyle and such. Damage is fine and that's the most important thing.

t. top 500 76 who switched to McLeftclick
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>>154185852
>Lifesaver
Not every PotG is an epic 5-kill, my dude
>>
what can i expect when I play ranked in NA now?
How about EU?
>>
does anyone else not add anyone to their friend list because they don't want anyone to see their unhealthy lifestyle of playing video games till 8am and then waking up at 5pm?
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>>154185918
But who did I even save? Winston died and Reaper mopped up.
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>the healer team health xray view is not the same for every character in the game
>healers don't have a + icon over their heads 24/7

For what purpose?
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>>154185951
You got the final strike on him, so the kill credit went to you
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>>154186015
How bizarre.
>>
>all this salt in the competitive section of the official forums
Kek. I swear everyone who bothers posting there is a complete shitter
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>>154185951
If you save someone from:

-Hooked by a Roadhog but kill the hog before he can do anything
-A frozen teammate that's gonna be killed by a Mei but kill the Mei first
-A pinned teammate that's gonna die from a Rein charge (although I'm not sure about this one)

You get Lifesaver POTG
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>>154185601

>implying she needs stealth to hide
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Worst skins in the game:

-All basic soldier skins, what is up with that cartoony clothing and the huge numbers on the back. It's like they tried to make a soldier design but with a cartoony twist to fit the game and ended up creating pure shit. (Morrison is the only good soldier skin)

-Both soldier legendaries: the cod ones are boring and uninspired and the stuntman clown skins are outright the worst skins in the game

-Lucio frog skins: otherwise pretty decent but the helmet looks dumb

-McCree yellow skin: bad colors

-Zarya industrial and cybergoth skins: shit design

-All orange and white skins. Blizzard was retarded for thinking that they have to force orange and white just because it's in the overwatch logo. As a result three skins were ruined: young hanzo, one of the genji skins and one young ana skin.

-The entire bastion design. They probably wanted to make him look defensive and castle-like but instead he looks like a fucking box. Picrelated is how a combat robot is supposed to look like.
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>>154186131
Yeah you can get lifesaver if you kill a Rein before the pin connects. I saved a D.Va as Zenyatta once and I got it.
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>>154186131

You can also get it from killing a Rein that's Earthshattered people before he can take them out. I got it once when I was having a good round with Soldier.
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>>154186160
Soldier was based on one of Metzen's ancient designs. His Jet skin is alright but I agree most are bad.

I personally believe Hanzo's Okami skin having yellow highlights instead of red, and Torbjorn's Blackbeard having teal highlights, are the biggest design missteps in the game.
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>>154186050
>>154186015
I've had some seriously garbage Tracer POTGs. I got one yesterday on KOTH where I blinked into the point, tickled a bunch of the enemy team and took a bunch of damage, and then blinked back out just as my team rolled in and finished them off. It counted as a 3K for me and somehow game me the POTG.
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>>154186160
I've never read anything as wrong as this ever.
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>tfw 13 game lose streak

Kill me
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>>154186160

You forgot punk tracer and the Widow skin where she's covered in feathers or something.
>>
Is everyone's Melee animation speed the same?
It feels like some have faster animations than others.
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>>154186160
You're wrong.
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>>154185753
Anon, you aren't getting worse, everybody else is getting better.
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>>154186160
I think most color combinations sound great in theory, but the actual shades they chose are dumbfounding. I can't believe the person who colored Genji's Bedouin skin (beautiful) is on the same team as the person who colored both of Junkrat's scarecrow legendaries (awful).
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>>154186357
>Don't know who he is
>Google
>He voices Bastion

How.
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>>154186160
You forgot the ballerina skins for Widow, Tracer's punk skins, and Lucio's hockey skins
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>>154183393
>>
Speaking of Tracer POTGs, I got a pretty hilarious one yesterday. I was trying to stick a bomb on Junkrat and he launched me in the air, and it caused the bomb to fly way further than usual, land right in the middle of the enemy team, and give me a 3K. I had to watch the replay like 5 times before I figured out what the hell had happened.
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>>154186486
I like both of those.
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>>154185863
It's probably more like the sniper/turret callouts or "BEHIND YOU!"
It's possible they thought total stealth would have been too overpowered or something
The lines give some notice but I suppose if she's designed properly that alone shouldn't completely disarm/remove her threat

Of course things can change, they might decide otherwise and not use the lines anyway
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>>154186695
>plays a Blizzard game
>doesn't know who Metzen is

How?
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>>154186743

自分を殺せ
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>>154186759
Instead of making Sombra the invisible hero, what if she gave invisibility to other heroes?

Imagine invisible
>Tracer
>Roadhog
>Genji
>any support in the game
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>>154186680

I don't think the red flannel and orange is bad, though the bright green in the other one looks kinda ugly.

>>154186705

People are probably hating on the Tracer punk skins because they view them through the lens of social learning where punk = edgy, immature and dumb. However from a pure design perspective they are pretty solid, although the pink and teal on the other one are debatable color choices.
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>>154186891
>Invisible Lucio wall riding with speed boost on KOTH
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>>154186891
>invisible high noon
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>>154186939
Enjoy your ban.
>>
So how do you communicate with your team if you don't speak korean? I haven't seen english in about 5 or 6 games.
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>>154184845
>haughty tank princess
it me
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>>154186929
They're well designed in so far as they LOOK punk. It's still a shit style though. Hideous.

>>154186963
>mfw
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>>154186939
See you in a few days.
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>>154186996
Woah wut
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>>154183393
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>>154186939
>not recognizing that the artist draws generic stock eyes because he is unable to capture the actual resemblance

Banned for having shit taste.
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>>154186986
ban
ana
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>>154184747
Robophile here, god the omnic designs in this game turn me on so much. I want to fuck Zenyatta so bad, I stopped playing him out of guilt for having boners every time. I would pay my lifetime earnings for an omnic slave. What the fuck is wrong with me man?
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>>154186840
It's my first Blizzard game man.

I also don't pay attention to staff, I only do that with cartoons and anime.
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>>154186996
What the absolute fuck is this
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>>154187027

All the wasteland skins could also be described as hideous, but such rugged styles have their charm.
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>>154187101
Street Fighter 5.
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>>154187137
I can dig it
>>
https://youtu.be/OKsfryM-Pew

>hating on Tracer's punk skins
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>>154187078
If there's ever a female Omnic character Sombra , I'm gonna nut
I need this
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>>154187069
>people mindlessly poke through a choke
>complain after they charge the healer's ult
Get more picks and you won't have to deal with that nanoboosted Rein every minute and a half.
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Who /bracingforthelossstreak/ here?
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Mach-T is the best Tracer skin
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>>154187080
All you need to know about Metzen and his writing is

>Is this character a villain? Y/N?
>Y - Make heroes battle them
>N - Next Question
>Can this character be considered morally ambiguous? Y/N?
>Y - Keep them around until we need a new villain, then CORRUPTION and they become the next big bad guy
>N - Give them about 4 inches of plot armor
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>>154187282

>hiding her cute face behind a helmet
>>
>mfw mercy main
>got sick of s1 bugs and stupid shit and stopped after hitting 60 in competitive
>just heard s2 started
>genji nerf
>roadhog hook fixed somewhat
>mercy buffed
REV UP THOSE DICKS CAUSE I SURE AM ONE HUGE SLUT
>>
>>154187282
t. "I play a hero because I got a LEgendary skin for her" shitter
>>
>>154187282
Don't trust what your sight-assist dog tells you, even default is better than that awful skin
>>
>>154187050
>14.65 deaths

How
>>
>>154187229
No, no, I was referencing the banana in
You know what never mind
>>
>>154186357
>Okami skin having yellow highlights instead of red
triggers me every damn time. Blizzard can't do anything right
>>
So wait, if my teamate leaves the match in comp I still have to play with a handicap or eat a loss? How the fuck is that still part of the game is S2?
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>>154187324
actually wait does anyone even play this game anymore
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>>154183393
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>>154187389
Yea its a free win for the enemy.
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>>154187352
Before she got buffed/re-worked, she was my "fuck this team" hero, whom I played on games that were doomed from the start.

I just charged in, shoot a few niggas, died, rinse and repeat until I got ult charge. Sometimes I even managed to blow shit up, other than tb/symm turrets. Those were the days.
>>
>see all the overwatch arts and shit
>buy it
>it's a literal shit
Did just get meme'd into buying a game?
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>>154187389
Their reasoning was that it would leave to "strategic leaving" otherwise but how do other games deal with it
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>>154183393
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>>154186705
>a skin that makes Tracer say "Wankah'
>bad
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>>154187462
Yes.
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>wasted all my shekels on the new Rein legendary
>nothing left for Junkrat

i made a mistake desu
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>>154187218
>Huh, wankah

She's just upset that her coupon to HotTopic was expired.
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>>154183393
I'm low plat
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>>154187462
The game has its flaws, but if you don't find the core gameplay fun than I'm afraid you just have a terminal case of garbage tastes.
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>>154187537
Looks shopped as fuck my man but I want it
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>>154186759
Most callouts are useless anyway.
"BEHIND YOU!" will only activate if you got hit from behind, otherwise a character won't say anything even if an enemy is doing emotes behind you.

The only useful callout are turrets, but nobody plays Torb anyway.
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>>154187218
she says sod off as well
>>
>>154187389
>game doesn't just boot a random enemy from the match

shit game
>>
>>154182385
Heh *chew*
>>
>>154187537
pixels
Also I'm starting to use more simple recolour skins for characters now, they're less busy. Mercy is the best in her default ones to be honest. Night Ops soldier is the fucking best though.
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>>154187537
>instead of this we get a fat swedish man skin
>nobody in their right mind uses it over the biker skins anyway
>>
>>154187603

It is. They didn't even try to make the shadow match up.
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>>154187496
They let you leave without a loss unless you were grouping with the leaver in most MOBAs and CS
>>
I cant play Overwatch for another 4 weeks. How is Season 2 going?
What is your ranking?
>>
>>154187576
Not the gry but seriously? If you treat this garbage as anything more than a afternoon shooter youre retarded.
>>
>>154187664
awful
2k
end me
>>
>get invited to a 4 stack
>games are all hard fought and even or a total victory
I can't go back to solo queue.
>>
>on console
>doing my placements
>people can't deal with torbjörn turrets
>or bastions
>switch to widowmaker to deal with them
>gold objective kills and gold objective time

come on, this is just sad. I should get this game for PC is it toaster friendly or nah?
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>>154187662
except they don't
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>>154187686
>Afternoon shooters can't be fun
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>>154187664

The matchmaking is even more compressed, with almost everyone in Gold and Plat, so the actual skill level of teams is wildly convergent.

I guess the did it so bronze shitters can eventually fall to their rightful place, but still believe they're good because they have a gold badge.
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>>154187789
how toasty is your toaster
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>>154187789
Very toaster friendly

Also you get to shitpost here without getting replies like >console
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When he was young Roadhog!
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>>154187840
But you cant fall down. Once you reach a level, you cant go down. Once gold, always gold.
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>>154187789
how bad is your toaster
>>154187853
if you can play a game with <100% render scale maybe
i'd never play with downscaled resolution, it's downright retarded
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>>154187889

That's the point.

They can have a SR of 100 and still believe they're Gold.
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>>154187889
You realise it's the number rating that matters and not shitty plaques?
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I actually understand the reasoning behind event only items, I play like an hour a day, if that, yet I still have everything I want without ever buying a box. Rein's Balderich skins don't entice me nearly as much as even some of the summer games recolors.
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>>154187850
>>154187937
It's probably above the regular toaster but still not a real gaming pc sadly. But I didn't have problems with the games I tried to play on it.
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>>154187609
>Can't make a TF2/VGA voice command system
Multi million dollar company guise.
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>>154188112
does it at least have a discrete graphics card
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>>154188112
for fucks sake mate can you be any more vague
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>>154188129

>implying anyone used that shit properly
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>>154187576
What's so fun about it? I occasionally have fun in OW but overall it's a deeply-flawed shit game.
>garbage maps
>""balance that boomerangs characters into different states of uselessness and being overpowered
>shit servers
>shit MMR
>competitive is a joke
>extremely low, casual pandering skill ceilings
>game breaking bugs that persisted even post the specific bug patch (Gibrlatar attack overtime for example)
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>>154188090

Silver shitter detected
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>Playing solo queue
>Get paired with a bunch of one star retards from /v/
>Our team getting raped but manage to keep them from 3 capping on Route 69
>I pick Winston to counter their sniper, Reinhardt and dva
>get called a cuck for not picking Reinhardt and shielding our bastion
>claims he is the only reason we stopped them despite my 4 kill dva ult in OT
>play Winston anyway
>we lose regardless
>I had 4 gold medals
>they report me for being "toxic" despite just telling them to fuck off

Fun game. Wish my friends weren't so fucking bad at the game so I didn't get paired with you virgins
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>>154188249
Well, that post made literally no sense.
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>>154188090
Sure, but it's still pretty bad. The plaque is either meaningless for people who have them and soul crushing if you see people worst than you have a high level plaque.

If a bronze player has a diamond plaque, then people in bronze will find really shitty to not be able to get the plaque.
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>>154188169
Yes.
>>154188170
Sorry, I only had it for a week or so and my knowledge on things like this is pretty low. I think I'll just buy the game and try to get it running..
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>>154188314
bronze players literally do not exist
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>>154188276
Am I reading this correctly? You pick Winston to counter D.Va and Reinhardt?
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>>154188360
Yep
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>>154188129
>>154188171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWgJHR9HOGc
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>>154188358
Then what is the point having it? Everybody is getting participation prices. What is my motivation for playing if prices are given by plaques but everybody get the same plaques?
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>>154188276
>Route 69
>Pick Winston
>counter their sniper, Reinhardt and dva
Just pick Roadhog
Winston gets shit on by everything these days, whether you technically "carried" your team or not.
Whatever Winston can do, Roadhog can do without leaving your team,
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>>154188347
if you could post at least your graphics card model and cpu that would be great
can't tell anything off "yes"
you can see them in device manager thing
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Why can you only get 20 points for a win but 80 for a loss?
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>When your DPS shoots the butterflies and stares at the mountain whilst the enemy team pushes the cart and they tell you to solo the enemy team as a tank with only the help of the support.

I need to make better friends.
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>>154188403

x5
x5
x5
x5
x5
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>>154188385
How does that work? In my experience Winston's tickle gun practically doesn't do damage to D.Va's fucktonne of armor, and Reinhardt outDPSes him by a large margin.
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>>154188358

You might get placed in bronze if you just wall teammates as Mei and do nothing else for all placements.
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>fuck up on my placements, end up rank 2200
>crawl up to 2600
>go on a horrendous losing spree and wind up at rank 2170
>slowly climb up to 2400
>Numbani
>defense
>rank 2000 Widowmaker: "I'll switch to heals if it doesn't work out."
>me: "How about you switch now?"
>team: "Why don't you give him a chance?"
>me: "Because he's a rank 40 Widowmaker."
>of course, he does absolutely nothing as Widow, we lose the first point--and eventually the round--and my team mutes my mic for telling them how a rank 40 Widowmaker wasn't going to work

People are such thin-skinned pussies that is amazing. If a person fucks up, they should be called out on it. But my faggot teammates muted me for the entire match (which we lost, by the way), because I pointed out that a rank 40 Widowmaker was a bad idea. The fucker even apologized for playing Widow in the first round, and my team babied him and said that it wasn't his fault.

Fuck the people who play this game. Seriously.
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>>154188484
Route map is all open air corridors until the end.

Winston can easily jump over everyone and get behind them, as well as knock people off cliffs and escape up onto buildings and cliffs.

His shield is also proper size for several sections that are pretty narrow.

I killed their sniper several times, and forced their tanks to either eat my damage or eat my teams damage.

Winston was a perfect pick.
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>>154188628
>>154188717
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>>154188628
That guy's retarded
d.va melts winston in seconds
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>>154188410
From my understanding, is that most players are concentrated into the "average" gold/platinum tiers and that bronze players should theoretically be as "rare" as grandmasters are, both being on opposite fringes. You'd have to be remarkably terrible to place bronze and never leave

also I assume you meant "prizes" and not "prices"
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>>154188717
What rank are you?
Because anyone with a functioning set of ears can hear Winston's jump from halfway across the map, and if they have half a brain they should turn around and check on their backline
And since Winston shield melts in half a second with 3-4 people hitting it, you'll find yourself fukkin rekt since half the hero roster can deal half his health in 3 seconds due to his massive critbox.
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D-don't turn me into this Blizzard

Don't bunch me with that fucking bugchaser
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>>154188410
>What is my motivation for playing if prices are given by plaques but everybody get the same plaques?
Well, anyone who is "serious" about competitive play aims to get into a higher tier, regardless of where they started
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>>154188841
~2900
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>>154188698
>gold rating
>level 30 (no stars, just 30) is somehow in the same game as me
>picks bastion on attack
>doesn't respond to chat
>call him a faggot and ask why he lost us the game
My team literally went full hugbox there
>Its just a game! get a life nerd! wow
sorry for his blog but i'm really angry tight now
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>>154188869
>2 hours
>complaining
Come back when you at least hit a total of 24
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>>154188628
I assumed at first by "countering Reinhardt" he actually meant disrupting the tight formation of teammates behind his shield, but apparently not
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>>154187804
Except they do.

Dota, LOL, Smite, and even Paragon and Gigantic work like that. CS does too.
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>play widow
>do good
>stomp enemy
>gain low points caus retarded system

Kaplan Experience
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>>154188869
But Lucio is best support, what seems to be the problem famalam?
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>>154188891
>diamond
>getting a quad kill with d.va ult
Either your team had a huge hand in that or you're a fucking liar.
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>use headphones instead of speakers
>instantly a better player

Magic.
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>>154188913
>24hrs

and YOU get back to me when you have 50. Reapers on my level can't handle my wallriding shenanigans.
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>>154188951
I don't know about your other shitty mobas, but you definitely still lose mmr if your teammate leaves in dota. What are you, fucking retarded? Why would you spread misinformation like that?
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>>154188980
It's plat, and it was 5 feet from the end in OT.
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>>154188698
>if a person fucks up, they should be called out on it

Agreed 100%. I'm still new and I rely quite a lot on others to tell me that what I'm doing is wrong. If you give me a reason for why you think I'm playing badly (and not just U SUCK FAG I REKT UR MUM LMAO) I'll happily switch tactics.
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>>154188894
Minimum level for comp really needs to be 100. Not that I haven't seen some decent players without stars, but most of them are complete shit mechanically and game knowledge-wise.

Thankfully I climbed my way to diamond already and don't have to deal with that shit very often, people here generally have 1-2 stars and there's the occasional 3+ star autist like me.
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>>154182298
>Team has 2 tanks, 2 healers
>Beats every team that doesn't have 2 tanks and 2 healers
Great game
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>>154188951
Have you ever actually played csgo or are you just making shit up?

If someone leaves midgame nothing happens, it's even more restrictive than overwatch because if you leave then you still get a penalty, you have the option to "vote to surrender" after a few minutes but if even one person votes no you have to stay until the match is over or get a cooldown. And either way it counts as a loss and you lose MMR, I have deranked because of this before.
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>>154182881
If they did ban them, they'd get sued for harassing the mentally challenged.
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>>154188184
I'm having fun, and the game is alive enough for other people to have fun with me.

Guess it just sucks to be you.
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>>154189081
>team has 3 tanks 2 healers
>steamrolls team with 2 tanks 2 healers
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>>154187218
When does she say this, as a revenge kill? I just murdered a shit ton of Anabots but she never said it.
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>>154189081
It does not beat 3 tanks 3 healers
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>tfw lost 300 rating in one day

How do I kill myself
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>play compe
>hero selection bugs out
>cant pick hero
>decided to close the game
>open it
>cant recon anymore
>match was cancelled
>-50 points

Kaplan Experience
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>>154189201
3 tanks + ana + zen + lucio is the best team comp
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>>154189232
But what about 4 tanks 5 healers ???
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>>154189278
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>5 placement loses in a row

it's enough to make me kill myself
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>>154189298
No clue you have to go and test it out.
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>start playing zen post nerf
>medals medals everywhere
>non stop entering the anus of the opposition
>MVP cards, tranquillity cards, constant accolades

good lord what was he like pre nerf?
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>>154189232
How about 4 dps 1 Roadhog and (You)
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>>154189342

Win/loss ratio doesn't matter.

Only personal performance.
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>>154189396
They only nerfed the benefit your teammates get from discord orb.

It was 50% and now it's 30%, but to compensate they increased his base attack damage.
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>>154189483
this is why we can't have nice things
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>>154189483
I'm sure it matters a little
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>>154189396
>>154189495
On top of that, all projectile hitboxes got unnerfed so he's back to shooting watermelons at the enemy team
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>>154189483
Thats not true.
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>>154188972
I'd be down if Lucio looks like this in game but he really looks a black faggot.
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>>154189396
Honestly Zen should just be moved to Offense at this point.

Just remove his healing orb and replace it with a second debuff orb that lowers enemy damage output.
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>>154189483
This is a straight up lie.
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>>154189495
>increased his base attack damage.

his charge attack is fantastic , it seems people dont expect it.
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>>154189603
it's great when you are sniping with it and you throw a discord before all the shots hit
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>>154189573
>I'd be down if Lucio looks like this in game
Looks like Lucio isn't the only faggot
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>>154187282
>forgetting that posh exists
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>>154189797
I got Sprinter literally an hour before the event ended but Posh really is great, I should switch back soon
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>Zarya is the golden standard for what a perfectly balanced hero would be

Only on /r/competitiveoverwatch

People can't seriously be this retarded.
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>5k overbucks
>nothing to spend them on because i already bought everything i wanted
more cosmetics pls blizzard
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>>154189959
how is zarya unbalanced?
>>
>capture first point instantly
>both teams can't get second point
>draw

Don't get the point of draws when one team did better.

Also, notice how the people who complain 24/7 are virgins.

I played with a group who were good, didn't complain even when shit didn't go right
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>>154189797
>Posh
>Sporty
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Do people actually get put in silver/bronze? I lost 7 of my placement matches and still got gold, I can't imagine how bad you'd have to fuck up to get bronze.
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>>154189972
>most new skins and stuff will probably be event items except the occasional bits and pieces like the sit emotes and Rein skins
>wont be able to use coins on them probably either

desu at this stage coins are only useful to me to just fill out character unlocks
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>>154189972
halloween skins soon
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>>154189972

I have almost 20k
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>>154190009
>Don't get the point of draws when one team did better.
They didn't do better enough to cap another point
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>>154190005
How do you think Zarya is balanced?.She has no counters and there is no downside to picking her.
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How are people 3+ stars?
getting to level 100 is a pain in the ass.
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>>154189959
Reaper and Reinhardt are the golden standard for perfectly balanced heroes

Absolutely excel at the niche they fill, and has very apparent counterplay that every player can understand and exploit
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>>154190089
she also doesn't counter anyone
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>>154190103
I have 4 stars
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>>154190074

>implying they'll let you purchase those
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>>154190063
At least in season one it was really easy to start slipping after your initila placement. So maybe by the end of the season the spread is larger.
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>>154190165
How does being a neet feel like?
How have you not killed yourself yet?
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Plz halp
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>>154190154
She hard counters D.Va, Genji if you can aim.
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>>154189483
>3 gold medals in 7 placements
>2530
Yeah, no.
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>>154190005
Well I'm not that guy but
>Hitbox of an offense hero
>Health of a tank
>Invincibility for anyone instantly
>Ult that can make any other ult into an auto teamwipe
>Half of her health regenerates
>Making teammates invincible makes her do more than double base damage
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>>154190154
Her shield counters everything in the game.
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>>154190103
neets and losers who don't do anything else in their spare time
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>>154190202
>console

There's no escaping that hellhole.
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>>154190202
Double tap the Xbox button and then tap Y after the guide has slid out

There, now you know how to take proper screenshots.
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>>154190197
>How does being a neet feel like?
I'm not. I'd probably be like 290 right now but I botted the fuck out of lucioball

>How have you not killed yourself yet?
I ask myself the same question daily
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>>154190202
>console
>sub2000
>taken with phone
There's only one way out for you, my friend.
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>go on a 2 week holiday
>start a match today
>play like ABSOLUTE SHIT

holy fuck I didn't expect a 2 week break to make me fall out this fucking much
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>>154190250
Even I'm a loser neet but I can't sit down and play this game for hours at a time.
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>>154190351
I went on a 1 week vacation and when I came back just using my mouse felt awkward as fuck

it comes back really fast though so don't worry about it
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>>154190312
do you work from home or have a job where you basically can sit around playing overwatch all day anyway
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>>154189232
A good Mei beats 3x3
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>>154190232
not really, it lasts 2 seconds and only takes 200 damage it's honestly one of the worst shields.

>Hitbox of an offense hero
>Invincibility for anyone instantly
wrong.
>Ult that can make any other ult into an auto teamwipe
against a decent team it will take 2 ults for a wipe and it's easily countered by most support ults.

>Half of her health regenerates
she has the lowest health of all the tanks to compensate not only that but if you regnerate health you aren't giving your support ult.
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>>154190063

I've seen silvers in platoons.
>>
How do I git gud at Genji?
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>>154190432
Having 100 less health than the other tanks doesn't matter when you're half the size of them.
>>
Playing solo queue Quickplay improved a lot after I stopped giving a fuck.

I used to try and make proper picks and do whatever I can to minimally increase our chances at victory and that lead to lot of salt, as it's hard to be team player when team doesn't want to.
So now I just instapick a hero I need to practice with (lots of McCree lately) and play that the best I can.
I play the objective and do whatever I can to win, as that hero.
But if there is no tanks, no healers, no this or no that, I don't give a fuck, I just adjust my play based on situation.
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>>154190556
>Having 100 less health than the other tanks doesn't matter when you're half the size of them.
your aim being shit doesn't make her better.
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>>154190559
Teamwork is also a skill
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>>154189686
>it's great when you are sniping with it and you throw a discord before all the shots hit

something new to try tommorow to keep the gold rush going.
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>>154190089
Zarya has no hard counters right now in the form of characters. The only way to counter a Zarya is to keep serious pressure on her and kill her outright, which is easier said than done when she's backed by a competent team. The longer she stays alive, the more opportunities she has to build enough energy from protecting herself and teammates and eventually becomes a serious threat herself

Reaper kind of counts, but even he can be dealt with if he's not allowed to get within optimal range to chunk her to death, and the Zarya has high charge

Pharah can harass her from the air, but she needs to be really far to avoid Zarya's laser beam range + a lot of popular characters right now really fuck Pharah over herself

Widow and Hanzo are another alternative, but again you need to land follow up shots in quick succession

The only hope of Zarya ever being pushed of the mandatory meta is new characters being released that have ways to mitigate Zarya's insane potential DPS while completely ignoring the properties of her bubble
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>>154190604
I'm not talking about me asshat, I'm saying being smaller means people will hit you less. Lots of people in this game aren't all that great at aiming.
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>>154189060

Believe me, pointing out these obvious things will get you labeled "toxic:"
>not having a Junkrat when the other team has a Pharah
>not having a D.Va when the other team has Zarya and Mei
>not running a Pharah when the other team has Zenyatta, Soldier, and McCree (seriously, the other team had that comp, and our Pharah was bitching at me to switch off Tracer)
>not having Symmetra or Torb past first point defense

These things might seem like common sense, but believe me, they are not.
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>Lose to the same premade of masters 3 times in a row

Fuck this, I was having such a good night too I was 20 ranks away from finally hitting master.
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>>154190617
Sure, but I practice that when I play with my friends.
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>>154190671
>>>/reddit/
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>>154187324
If anything road's hook got buffed, since now it will do 90 degree angles to the hooked player not be saved by coliding into walls
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>>154190704
>tfw same thing happened to me

had a teammate who was 53 last season
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>>154190742
What even?
>>154190754
I've been noticing a lot of weird shit with the hook, even it letting go randomly.
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>>154190694
You get labeled toxic because you don't have any communication skills.
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Post them

For the last time, I'm not renaming this Smuga
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>>154190731
>I only play as a team when I know my teammates
Did you evens top to think before posting that?
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Why do people complain about premades? Even in quickplay?
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>>154190694
I got confused for a second reading this, because the way you wrote this made it you're SUPPOSED to have those things.
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>>154190902
You posted that in response to mine yesterday, so I'll post mine in response to yours.
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>>154190906
I don't really complain, but it's fucking stupid when you get matched against a duo and a 4-stack as a team of 6 solos in comp.

In QP you'd have to be a retard to care though
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>>154190903
Knowing your teammates doesn't mean that team work is automatic and trivial.
It just makes it easier to reach a base level when you know you have people who listen to you.
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>>154187664
As a Diamond rank that started at low plat ill tell you this, if you are going to solo queue like i did then instalock dps on everymatch
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>>154190906
No one likes losing
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>>154191065
Is support and tank still screwed point wise? I'm a mostly Mercy/Reinhard player, so that would be awful for me.
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>>154190826
>You get labeled toxic because you don't have any communication skills.

No, it's because people can't take any form of criticism.
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>>154191062
>needing a mic to have coordination
Being able to read movements of both your team and the enemy is fucking key in moba games.
This is by far a moba first, fps second kind of game.
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Why can i see people that are in pre-mades?
If i notice my entire team are just randoms and i'm versing a 6 stack i'm just going to fuck around.
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>>154190902
Just how much money did you spend on boxes?
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>Friend was going to help me cheat the 20 kill streak achievement this weekend
>got it today as D.Va in a competitive match
21/0, felt good.
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>>154190671
This is the great debate.
If we argue towards the purely higher end of competitive, Zarya is in the perfect balance spot where other heroes should be elevated to about there.
If we argue towards the lower end or even the middle of the road of competitive, Zarya is OP as shit because she requires tighter aim than any other tank, though that is also true for playing her as well.

Of course part of the question is what direction the game should go in, if we want it to be about good comps then each character should be pretty fucking good.

If we want it to be about counter-picks then each character should easily have a line that says "This character hard counters <two characters> and soft counters <four characters>." or "This character hard counters <four characters> but is useless otherwise."
Which oddly enough still puts Zarya closer to balanced than a lot of the other characters, she would just need someone capable of hard countering her. Sombra being able to silence abilities when?
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>>154191168
Well there's "criticism" and then there's calling someone a faggot and asking why he lost you the game
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>>154190902
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>>154191212
$32. 10 when the game first came out, 20 the beginning of the summer event, then 2 when it was over(I bought 3 legendaries and 15+ sprays)
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>>154190779
what the fuck what level were you
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>>154191065
Zenny works too

>>154191130
Mercy gets completely fucked, rein kind of gets fucked but it's fine as long as you're getting pins and earthshatter kills
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>>154191305
and you have every single item including summer stuff?
i call bull.
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>>154191281
>Posh
good taste.I usually rotate skins every so often

>>154191363
You can call whatever you like, I've been very lucky with crates
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>>154182648
rule of thumb for girls who main mercy:
the cuter the voice, the more useless her mercy game
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>>154191269

That isn't what happens every time somebody makes a bad pick. I point out obvious holes in team comp all the time, because there are always problems with team comp. I do not go straight to namecallimg, because people at this rank are ready and willing to throw matches if they are criticized harshly.
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>can't aim for shit
>still play Zenyatta

I can still heal and spam my discord orb at least.
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>>154190694
>not having a D.Va when the other team has Zarya and Mei

m8, Zarya and Mei is fucking hell for anyone. That doesn't stop me from using unless I'm being zeroed in instantly by those two and unable to tank for the team

The popular pro setups include having a Winston when Reaper has such a high pickrate. Not saying your games are esports, but sometimes character counters don't really amount to anything. If your team comp still works, don't fix what's not broken is what I say
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>>154191440
Posh is better than the legendaries you can buy for her imo. I would buy this if I didn't already have T&F.
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>>154191568
Work on that aim anon. Shutting down faggot genjis and tracers by shoving your balls down their throat is one of the most satisfying things in the game
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>>154191562
Good, good. That's how it should be.
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>>154191568
Might as well play Mercy or Symmetra.
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>>154191568

The solution to projectile accuracy is lead more.
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>>154191582
>That doesn't stop me from using D.Va

Is what I meant to say

I feel you though, I'm getting mad at every fucking Mercy/Ana main who thinks it's OK to use her all the time when a Lucio or Zen would serve the team much better. I've lost count of how many games thrown because our healers refused to switch off those two, when the rest of our team comp was fine
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>guardian angel to a dying reinhardt
>You are powered up! Get in there.
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>>154191671
T&F is really good too. I actually kinda like the "it's not a phase, mom" skins. they're just as bad as the helmet ones, but I can dig it for a bit
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>>154187565
>her face when she sees your dick
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>>154190902
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>healer with vampiric aura
>melee attack
>ultimate turns ally invisible for 5 seconds
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>>154191675
>>154191704
>>154191709
I'm pretty much a Lucio and Garbagerodent main but I want to learn Zenyatta because he's a nice balance between support and dps.
Can you do custom games where the ai doesn't do damage to practice aiming?
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>>154191554
She was actually really decent
>doesn't hold ult for 2 minutes
>doesn't stay in one place too long
>doesn't shift into dangerous areas
>uses pistol properly
>swaps damage boost in time for cooldowns
>knows when to hide during a push
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>>154191876
ana only
headshots only
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>>154191776
if it wasn't for the bad haircut the punk skins would be great
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>>154191925
Is that pro mercy strats? cash out early and often?
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>>154191758
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>>154191952
the goggles get me more than the hair.
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>>154191671
It's true for a lot of heroes since a great deal of the legendaries are joke skins

Nothing wrong with them in and of themselves but if you want to just be a shiny version of the character you picked the epics usually are where it's at
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>We lose on the final point in Eichenwalde
>Was fucking around in Quickplay as Hanzo
>Enemy went full cancer double bastion + torb
>One guy, in a 4 man premade no less, talking mad trash at this level 500 in our team
>Tell him it's quickplay and he's retarded if he thinks everyone is playing seriously.
>"mad cuz bad bro?"
>Teams rotate and we're on defense
>Go Mei and completely cuck them at the arch.
>Win with them barely ever touching the point.
>mfw mad bantz ensues.
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>>154191858
So basically Blutsauger medic?
Syringe gun gives healing to player as damage is done.
Can shoot syringes into allies, giving your own life so they may fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UforPpkUDS8
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>>154190902
>Tracey.png
>not Smuga.png
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>Season 1 - Rank 69
>Season 2 placements
>9 loses in a row
>every game someone leaves

this is demoralizing as fuck
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>>154191946
Does that mean I also can only do headshots? I'd rather just learn bodyshots. My aim is that shit.
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>>154191582
D.va really has it worse though since she's even less equipped to deal with them than others are

You can definitely work around it but that usually involves just keeping the fuck away from them and hopefully making gains on their teammates instead
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>>154192164
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>>154192167
>season 1 placed 46, ended up 60
>season 2 placed in master

Get gudarino
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>Season 1 solo queue placed 40
>Get friends end up as 70
>Season 2 play with 6 stack all along
>Place in master
all it took was my skill
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>>154192151
There's no better feeling than dominating a shit talker. Bonus points if he talks shit mid round and you turn the tables to win.
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>>154191568

I can't aim for shit, and I wreck with Zenyatta. I seriously just destroy teams. Discord, and spam. I have a 30% accuracy, and I still manage to rack up kills.

My only advice is to lead your targets, Pharah especially.
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Quick! Post swimsuit skins!
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>>154191960
A 2 man rez turns a fight around, and if your tanks aren't something like a Hog and Zarya you'll be able to build back most of your ult almost immediately after using it, especially if the fight didn't technically end and your team is still getting poked.
It's all about the situation.
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>>154191925
my own experience was the exact opposite
having to beg for healing for more than a minute straight in teamspeak is infuriating
even more so if the gril-mercy is facing no threats and healing a full HP reinhardt, as if overhealing was ever a thing

>>154192181
just fucking do it
you said your aim is shit
this will result in your aim improving
it shouldn't matter how many hours of mindless grinding it takes if you're serious about it
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>>154192380
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>>154192407
My general rule has been two people unless the one is near or at an ult/a tank. Sometimes I get a little too patient and wait for the 3+ though
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>>154192380
Is this ok?
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>>154192181
Aiming at small targets for a while makes aiming at big targets in real games later
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>>154192002

Ana is the patrician bullymaster's choice.
>that sadistic glee you feel when you hit an ult:ing Genji
>the ecstasy of denying them their heals and seeing their panic
>abusing the fact that you lose barely any fire rate from canceling the bolt action animation with melee to become a cqc god

It's funny that both the most masochistic pig hero and the most sadistic bitch are both in the support category
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>>154191858
>ultimate turns ally invisible for 5 seconds
>not turning himself into trillion bats that deal constant damage while silencing enemy abilities inside batstorm

lets go full dracula on this shit
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>>154190231
Everytime im dealing with a good enemy zarya i always do the same thing and it always works, i go Reaper\Zennyatta and focus her.
Shitters below diamond do t seam to understand that zarya is slow as fuck and thas her weakness, when her shield is on sooldown you fous her with your shotguns/discord orbs and shes dead mate
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>>154184845
I think it's because many of them play OW as their first FPS and can't really aim

my gf's hero pool consists of Lucio, Mercy, Symmetra, Rein and Junkrat but literally can't use anyone else for shit, despite spending lots of time and actually enjoying heroes like McCree or Zarya in botmatches
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>>154192380
I'm gay but even i can tell that those are delicious pits.
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>Mercy will never have a black latex catsuit skin
brb bridging myself
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>>154192613
>>154192161
also good ideas. i really hope they add a vampire eventually, but i doubt we'd get 2 supports in a row
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>>154192603
I can't play Ana for shit.

What are some other good heroes for bullying Genji? I usually bully him with Junkrat's mines but I want to extend my bully reach.
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>play 4-stack with high-skill friends, we crush in plat and diamond games
>play 3-stack with garbage IRL friends, we get solo Q retards that may as well be working for the other team

>Numbani defense
>friendly Mei gets me killed with her ice wall 4 times on A
>friendly Mei helps multiple enemies escape with ice wall
>she even lets a McCree get positioning behind us by throwing up an ice wall that stopped us from following him
>it's ok, we eventually stop them near the end of the map

>Attack!
>Guy goes Mei again
>send him a message saying "pls no atk me"
>ignored
>it's ok, though, the enemy team has bastion and tor, they went full retard and will surely get re-
>Mei constantly throwing an ice wall in front of both the bastion and tor stopping anyone from killing either
>tell mei they're actively helping the other team
>"STFU its just a game bro, god, idc"
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>>154192806
mccree
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>>154192539
Of course. Husbando swimsuits are even better
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>>154191191
That's not really teamwork.
That's just situational awareness and doesn't really have anything to do with my hero choice or team level strategies.
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>>154192839
That's when you say "that's what Quickplay is for, bub"
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>>154192806
if the genji is bad, go Winston or Torbjorn (let the turret literally delete him for you)

if the genji is good, learn to Zarya and punish him everytime he gets close to you or your healer
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>>154192603
>masochistic pig hero

I was waiting for a reason to post this
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Hey Zenyatta, tell Hanzo where he can stick his arrow!
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>>154182723
I always wreck with junkrat in my shotter platinum tier. If you aren't playing with seriously great players he's perfectly viable
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>>154193038
Thanks, I'll give Genji the hot monkey dick next time.
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>>154192806

If he ults you just have to be really fucking good at flicking your dart.

If he doesn't ult and tries to get close you m1->melee him, nade your feet (hurts him, heals you) and rinse and repeat

Afar you just scope in and shoot his ass when he has used his double jump and is forced into a predictable arc. Easy.

>bonus bully: Reinhardt only gets the sting if he asks politely like a good boy.
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> be reaper
> walk up to the enemy spawn
> unsurprisingly, someone is shooting at me
> I need healing
> I need healing
> I need healing
> die
> tell our healer how much he sucks and that he should uninstall
> repeat


Am I playing Reaper correctly, guys?
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Tfw haven't had anything above a blue in my loot boxes for the past 11. I'm getting angry.
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>>154193035
I did, which just got another "lol idc bro it's just a game" response.

The actual back and forth was
"You actively helped the other team."
>Dude, shut the fuck up
>No offense but idc
"If you don't care stick to QP, your teammates do."
>have a nice dayh(SIC) dude its just a game lol

I thought the combination of misplaced politeness with a total disregard for the experiences of others was pretty ironic.
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>>154193121
Through Genji's abdominal organs so he slowly bleeds to death in horrific agony?
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How do the overwaifus rank in terms of purity? Obviously Pharah is purest and Mercy is least, but the in between is pretty hazy.
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time between rounds is way too long and researching after a stomp is fucking stupid. why not just shuffle the teams and add a skip function so you can see your rating right away?
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>>154193257
You're supposed to do speed before you start playing so you kill everyone on the way to the spawn, but no one of any import, so you can get Gold Elims and Damage so you can claim you did good at the end of the match.
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What does your quick rank # mean on overbuff?
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>>154191562
Unless you can explain in simple convincing way why a pick is bad you shouldn't even bother.
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>>154193361
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>every girl I know that plays ow mains attack heroes and hates playing support
>all the people claiming healsluts exist and are common use anime girl images

Nothing out of the ordinary here.
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>>154193379
Zarya is high on the pure scale. No time for dick when you're lifting.
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>>154182549
>When you're soloing and get put with a 5 man stack
It's like friend queuing without any of the effort.
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>>154193379

PharahSymmetraZaryaMeiTracerAnaDvaWidowmakerMercy
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>>154192205
If your team isn't a bunch of pussies and actually coordinate picks, Zarya and Mei can get shut down real fast since they can only really hurt/cc one person at a time

Mei by herself isn't a threat to D.Va at all, it's getting frozen while the rest of her team pummels your ass out of Meka. Plus, having Matrix to save a frozen teammate from being finished off is always useful

>Mei uses Blizzard
>Booster out of range, Mercy + Roadhog is caught
>Raise my APM over Mei as she tries to solo execute them both
>Mercy and Hog get out alive, say "Thanks!"

There is no better feeling
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>>154193257
You're playing like 99% of Reapers I've encountered so I guess you're cool
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>>154193501
>C_Data_Users
>INTERNETEXPLORER

i didn't know retards like you still breath without a handler
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>>154192806
roadhog works wonders for me
just make sure to keep your hook in when you suspect the enemy genji to show up in the next 30 seconds
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>>154193379
Pharah is purest. Symmetra is a virgin, but has nasty thoughts which takes her purity down a notch. Ana is third purest even though she's done lots of nasty stuff with her boysquad.

All the rest are whores. D.va is the worst - is literally a cumwhore and fucks old men for money and fame
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>>154193257
It's a good start. After that you need to camp in flanking routes trying to get picks and die constantly because you keep shooting a deflecting Genji. Also be sure to wraith form onto the point when it's time to ult, preferably with the Genji present so he can instakill you with your own ult.
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>>154185109
>roadhog
>hanging back to hook someone and blow them apart, then healing if you lose even a smidgen of health

>zarya
>literally invulnerable for two seconds to escape and you can make someone else invulnerable so you dont get yelled at for doing jack shit

>dva
>delet this, the character

>winston
>if dps ooga, me booga "shield up"

not stressful at all if you do it right
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>>154193038
I can't do shit against Genji as a Zarya.
I can bubble up and wave my laser like I'm in a rave, but Genji can just run around me for two seconds and then continue bullying.
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>>154193501
You know weird girls. I've temporarily joined a lot of stacks by being willing to talk to them in team voice chat and the token girl is literally always the healer, and unfortunately she's usually Mercy instead of Zen or Lucio (she's never Ana because they all know they can't aim).
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>>154193357
>>154192839
Report for griefing. Clearly they're actively doing it.
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>>154192539
McCree probably has american-flag bath-shorts
>and he never takes off his hat
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>>154193491

You say that as if people are susceptible to reason.

I'll tell you what I do for a living: deal cards at a casino. I can tell somebody exactly what they should do to increase their odds of winning, and they won't do it. People simply do not care. They want to do whatever they feel like doing--everybody else be dammed. It doesn't matter what personal stake they have in something; they will go with their "gut instinct."
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>yesterday go 2/3 man groups in comp with either zayra main friend whos good or healcuck who plays zen or mercy
>have good communication and teamwork
>lose 10 in a row
>today decide to solo que and not give a fuck
>win 8 in a row

What the shit?
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>>154193661
>what is a phone
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>>154193931
You can't report for greifing on PSN
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>>154193910
If she can't aim she shouldn't be playing Zen or Lucio then, so sticking to Mercy is good pick.
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>>154193783
.1v1ing
>in a team based game
You should never be at zero charge, otherwise just play Reinhardt.
Lead him with right click if you can't keep your m1 on him for whatever reason, but seeing as it's really easy to beam him AND it goes through his deflect, my advice would be to just git gud.
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What levels are you guys here?

im 140 and I see people calling level 300+ losers/no lifes and it makes me scared to play too much
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>>154194010
Can't you type it in? That's what I do, under harassment.
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>>154193990
stupid phone poster
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>gone from 2929 (season high) to 2846

Should I stop or keep going? I'm scared. I just want to hit diamond...
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>>154193990
you are the AIDS we all tried to prevent
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Reminder that if you don't get gold in damage as junkrat every time you play him you're being a waste of space.
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>>154194057
>level 240
>got bored of people calling others no-life after the first time I saw a triple star
Anyone who talks about pointless shit like that should just be ignored.
There are plenty more worthless people out there who actually leave the house.
If anything, I prefer a neet to gangbanging punk who can't spell his own fucking name.
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>>154194057
220

Ignore them, they're shitters
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>>154194063
>'Grrrrrr... Me mad, he thinks he can just up and use a different device??? I'll show him what for...'
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>>154194015
>Lucio
>requiring good aim
>>
Every game is a draw now
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>>154194257
When i play lucio you can do decent damage if you hit all your shots. i usually can help kill enemies a decent amount
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>>154194257
Gotta tag everyone with 10 damage for those sweet eliminations.
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>>154194257
>playing Lucio
>without being able to hit anything
I bet you think 76 doesn't need to use e, either.
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>>154193690
>Pharah is the purest
>D.Va is the worst

Awww, did bestgirl raise her APM over your ult and punch you out of the sky again?
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>Genji is for _____
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So what's a good rating?

3500?
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>>154185204
I have a few friends who rarely play and when we team up we are usually doing terrible. Last season I was in the 60s, then they wanted to play comp and I went down to the 40s.

It is not just because they barely playing and terrible anyway but usually 5 or 6 man premades take the game much more seriously.
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>>154194334
Lucio and Zen need to aim to be actually good, but I'll still take an aura bot or a harmony/discord dispenser over a mediocre Mercy
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>>154194057
50

a-am I still allowed to post here? I promise I'm a good healslut and always willing to learn.
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>>154194417
3000 is goodish
4000 is great.
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>>154185496
>Standing behind corner and occasionally switching the color of your beam
you find Mercy boring because you're playing her at 20% efficiency
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>>154193910
You do realise guys only let girls stack so they can heal for them right?
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>>154194548
>someone think Junkrat is shit because he "can only spam chokes"
>someone thinks 76 is shit because he doesn't instagib like McCree
>someone thinks Lucio is boring but they never use wall ride and never m2 at the right times
It's like people don't understand this isn't TDM and a hero is more than just their left click.
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>>154194546
>>154194417
bzzzt

3000 is top 6% of players, 3500 is pro.
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>play lucio fairly well, good aim, switching auras on time
>literally never wallride, just don't understand how and when to
What am i doing wrong? Should i even bother? I see enemy lucios wallride the pillars on lijang/nepal sometimes, but it's an annoyance at most.
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>>154192539
Roadhog should have a snorkel instead of the mask
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>D.Va
>90% Hero rank
>Lúcio
>1% Hero rank
>Zarya
>1% Hero rank

How do I activate my almonds?
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>>154194805
I was top 4% of players last season and I still can't hit a Pharah as 76.
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What's the best thing to do when you're on a 3 game losing streak? I'm worried I'm going to lose more
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>>154194840
>tfw he has asthma and will die if he goes underwater
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Anyone in EU actually good to duo with me for competitive ? I'm at 3100 rating right now add me on bnet if you're interested

Supa#2119
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>>154191554
>>154182625
>>154192451
>dont know how but ended up grouping with two sisters who both main Mercy
>end up getting really good at Reinhardt and Phara
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>>154194827
Just improves your mobility options. If you switch to speed and wallride away people get flustered and usually fail to hit you. It also lets you get to your team faster if you die.
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>>154194854
Stop jumping boards you fucking carpetbagger.
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>>154186480
I'll give you a bomb if you take me with you
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>>154193501
Every game that I played that I heard a confirmed girl voice was playing Support. I was fortunate enough that they were all bro-tier Lucio/Zen mains who were competent and not "A class even your GF can play with you!" Mercy-only players

I know of only one girl who plays DPS, and she's a Pharah main who rageposts everyday about her adventures in Silver elo hell. It's actually very funny and cute to read, I don't understand why she hasn't stopped soloqing yet
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>>154194134
>Posts /b/ shit
>Calls others AIDS
lel
>>
How do I become a better teamplayer, I always solo queue because lack of friends and I play Zarya most of the time and get 4 gold a lot of the time, even when I lose, so I want to know how I can play to win. Because for some reason what I'm doing right now isn't working.
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>>154194881
Don't feel down about it, and definitely plan to lose more in the near future. Try and find some ways to make the game more fun until you get your next victory, experiment with heroes you're not used to, get some funny kills and fails. Try and enjoy the game despite how depressing Blizzard designed it to be.
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>>154194827
Just hold against any wall and mash your jump, holding it won't give you the desired effect.
>>
Is there a steamgroup or something? I haven't played since launch because all my friends quit and I need someone to play with ;_;
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>>154182439
Someone post the other one with Pharah
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>>154195241
No. Everyone here solo queues. Some people queue with their friends irl but that doesn't end well for them.
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>>154195158
I'm talking about in competitive, I've dropped 100 ranksfrom being a finger tip away from diamond
You're right I shouldn't be depressed but I'm pretty upset that teammates that take comp as a joke
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>>154195254
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>>154195137
>teamplayer
Switch to Reinhardt.
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>>154182625
I met her at Dragon*Con this year, hilarious girl
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>>154195350
I'll try that, and just go Zarya on koth maps, thanks for the tip.
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I'm so getting this one. Gladi i waited until some nice one showed up.
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>>154195423
Tits too big
Hips too big
Not even best girl which is Meka
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>>154194379
>playing Pharah in 2016
Are you retarded?
Also just because someone is best girl doesn't mean she's not a filthy whore
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>>154194131
In my journey to reach diamond from my low plat placedment i had to deal with all kinds of attack junkrats, deffnse genjis, useless DPS, clueless healers, suicide tanks and i just kept going until i did it and got 3017 after being stuck around 2990's

You can do it anon, and once you do it it will feel good to have that Diamond rank bcause it will feel deserved and hard fought
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>>154195484
Bastion pls
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>>154195390
Holy shit is that a grill?

If that's the case then she is the only female-cosplaying-a-dude that actually made a convincing portrayal of her character, I'm proud.
>>
Is there a better feeling in this game than killing the whole enemy team with D.Va's ult and changing the outcome of the match? I don't think there is.
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>>154195606
Yeah, she even made a harness that hides her folded up leg when she's wearing the prosthetic one.
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>>154194057
Level 262. Still shit at the game.
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>Tell Mei her walls were shit
>She says TY
Mei players are the worst.
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>>154195641
Getting buffed by an Ana as Reinhardt and carving the enemy team a new asshole
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>>154195641
How about killing them with any other ult?
D.va ult isn't satisfying for me at all because there's basically no risk, as Reinhardt 60% of the time I have to do the damage myself after stunning them.
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>>154194057
36 and still better than most of the people I play with.
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>every single reinhardt uses Balderich now

You DID buy Greifhardt right owg?
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>>154195708
That's pretty neat. I wanted to cosplay refuse rodent but I couldn't figure out how to do the leg.
>>
>>154195708
That's fucking amazing. Is there a tutorial anywhere for how to do the leg thing? I want to cosplay refusechincilla.

too bad I'm a fucking manlet and probably shouldn't disgrace the character in this way
>>
Reminder that Bastion is both really easy to beat and extremely overpowered.
>>
GENJI
IZ
WIS
U
>>
>>154195908
MADA MADA
>>
>>154195908
ROADHOG TIME
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>>154184845
You can still ask her to cosplay as Mercy and rest your head on her lap as she gently caresses your head after a hard day of work
tho
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>>154190202

Proof that consolefags are retarded.
>>
>>154195908
JUNKROT PROIME N REEDY
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>>154195852
I bought both, I just figure I'd get myself sick of Balderich while waiting for a more solemn/serene victory pose and highlight intro to go with the overgrown theme.
Seeing a dude covered in moss swinging a hammer around or charging or being silly just doesn't sit well with me.
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>>154190202
>silver
>on console

you have to be beyond terrible
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>>154195390
>>154182625

This got me thinking. I've always wanted to cosplay Junkrat but my only problem is that I'm a manlet.

Well, if she's a girl, she's short, right? So what if I cosplay Junkrat but pretend to be a girl? I can pass as a trap and my chest will be covered anyway.

Good idea or nah?
>>
>someone, somewhere at blizzard thought the gg ez trick would actually DECREASE shitposting
>>
The ONLY even remotely useful situation for Ana is payload attack and even then the other supports are much better.

Anyone in Comp playing any other game mode with Ana should be shot and their corpse fed to dogs.

>INB4 b..but I'm that one special snowflake that is actually good with Ana even though 99.99 percent of the playerbase is about as useful with Ana as a bowl of wet dogshit but not me! No sir!
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>>154196082
Doesn't matter much how tall you are just how much work you put into the costume imo.
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>>154196171
t. high Gold, low Plat
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>>154196082
As long as you're cute, everything's fine.
>>
>>154195852
>buying skins

Just buy all the sprays and wait.
>>
>Zarya/Reinhardt hears me revving up those friers
>they actually ult to allow me an easy triple kill
Love that shit.
>>
i am cute anime girl looking for goi to buy gayme 4me
>>
>>154195857
>>154196179
Height doesn't really matter, you just gotta get creative and put some work into it.
>>
>>154196370
That's impressive, still, I can't exactly do that with Junkrat.
>>
Is getting into 3500 enough for top 500?
>>
>>154196171
>99% of Tracers miss all their shots
>99% of Genjis can't do anything until their ult is on, and even then can't accomplish anything without a Ogon po gotovnosti
>99% of Reinhardts either never put up their shield or do nothing but hold up their shield and panic when it breaks
>99% of Lucios never wallride and never get eliminations with their m2
>99% of Zens don't swap their discord to whoever is taking damage and can't swap harmony around properly
>>
Are there signs of a good player? Not counting medals or anything like that.
>>
>>154196492
Depends on your region
>>
I think Quick play is probably still the best way to train Zenyatta. Did 30 min Skirmish with the ana thing, doing that more often is going to make me crazy.
>>
>>154196596
I live in uk
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>>154196580
That's entirely based on the class they are playing.
>>
>>154196580
Medals, ELO.
>>
>>154196657
Yeah you're right. That was a dumb question.
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>have language set to German
>Mercy ult line for both teams is the same
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>>154196483
You could pull a Roadhog, and you don't even need to show your face.
>>
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help me choose 2 skins from these, owg
>el blanco
>the new rein skin
>scavenger dva
>toa hog
>sharkbait
>>
>>154196580
Gold in obj time (yes even as Genji and Tracer, their annoying abilities make them great for contesting points)
Everything else depends on who they play
>>
>>154194057
76, mainly because I take long breaks away from the game, I don't usually play in groups (because no friends) and I get headaches really easily so I grind bots once the pain starts to kick in after a long session of quick play.
I have over 2,000 hours in tf2 though.
>>
I'm looking for a shopped black and white photo with Mercy, something about "if you insulted me, no healing".
Please.
>>
>>154196776
I only weigh 120 pounds fampai
>>
>>154193548
Some Meis I've encountered just keep M1 down and chip away at my health until I explode, getting in extremely close, probably avoiding icicling because being in front of my M1 at that range is basically a death sentence for them the moment I unfreeze

It's like being sleep darted but actually taking damage from it the entire time. Thankfully I know well enough to get some distance the moment I get a chance to but it's still super annoying

A Mei like that in the blizzard situation you described, with DM on her would probably just M1 the already frozen Mercy to death instead and then... well actually that alone is probably more than enough
>>
>>154196784
Toa hog
sharkbait

You deserve absolute shit skins.
>>
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>>154196776
This is a bully free zone.
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>>154194057
290

But that's why my brother also uses my account when I'm not.
>>
>>154196884
Sure you do :^)
>>
>>154196884
There's always Genji.
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>>154194057
Just got my 4th star.
Aiming for master division this season

>>154194417
Basically everyone below 3000 is trash

>>154196580
If you wait to group up instead of constantly running in alone you're alright in my book.
I don't even care if your mechanics are shit as long as you have basic awareness and at least attempt to work as a team
>>
>>154196775
HELDEN STERBEN NICHT
>>
>>154196979
>:^)

haha so funny meme xd
>>
>>154196986
Impressive if you can pull it off but that sounds like so much work
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Can someone draw over Mercy or Ana with this pic?
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>>154182815
Nigga please they wouldn't dare offend Muslims like that
>>
>>154196082
Just cosplay a cool character instead
>>
>calibrate at 2170
>main widow and mcree
>widow is shit so cant play her
>drop to 1900
>stop giving a fuck and just play widow
>stroll my way to 2200


really makes u think
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>>154197116
>Pharmercy
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>>154197168
>Pharah
>Muslim
>>
>getting stomped
>figure we need a Reinhardt
>"NO WE DO NOT NEED A FUCKING REINHARDT THEIR ENTIRE COMPOSITION COUNTERS REINHARDT THEY HAVE A REAPER AND A ROADHOG"
>match point
>go Reinhardt
>enemy 76 has amazing accuracy but it doesn't mean much if he can't get past me
>enemy Roadhog can't peek his head out without being Discorded and focused so he can't shoot at my shield nor can he grapple through it
>team has less pressure on it to they can identify and focus down the Reaper
>mock him with a "WE DON'T NEED A REINHARDT"
>"It's because I switched to Genji."
>somebody else says "The Rein shield is useful."
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>>154197282
She's brown and mercy likes her
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>>154197168
>Pharmercy
>Angel from Chistianity
>Eye of Horus tattoo
>Muslim
>>
>>154197309
This just in, overwatch players are retarded.
News at 11.
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If Lucio and DVA is a thing, who would be the man in the relationship?
>>
>>154197442
Obviously Hana
>>
>>154190154
A good zarya hard counters a good roadhog.
>>
So for those diamonds with a team of masters. Do you think its possible for them to get into the master category as healers?
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>>154197309
>pick reinhardt
>playing kinda well but no one is following me up and no one stand behind my shield
>say we need to swap something up
>76 tells me to give him Reinhardt like I was doing something wrong
>all he does is charge into the enemy team and die
>fucker didn't hold up shield except when marching onto point
>end of game he calls me shit even though I was the only one getting eliminations
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>get to rank 3000+
>"finally no more trolls"
>defend on hollywood
>someone switches all the time
>stays at ana even when we have 2 supports
>lose first round
>attack
>he takes symmetra
>does absolutely nothing
Why
>>
>>154197442
>you will never see the three of them lovingly pleasure each other while giggling and asking "are you ok?" like insecure teens

It hurts...
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>>154196846
Nevermind, google is a miracle.
>>
>>154197647
Because even shitters can get placed in Diamond or even Masters.
>>
>>154197647
Maybe someone picked the hero he wanted.
>>
>>154197647
Dunno. Maybe he was having a bad day and wanted to ruin yours
>>
>>154197580
A good team can carry a healer to grandmaster if they're all grandmaster players
>>
>>154196784
Scaver D.Va

The only skin Roadhog needs is Stitched
>>
>>154197651
>Junkrat
>teen
>>
>>154197580
Currently only placement matches are affected by only going Support. Rank gain post placement is unaffected, so yes, it is possible. I would suggest having a bit more variety in your hero selection, but to each their own.
>>
Which Overwatch do you want to sniff and what does he/her smell like?
>>
>>154197884
I said LIKE insecure teens, anon. Lucio isn't a teen either.
>>
>>154197849
A good team can carry anything to Grandmaster.
I've out damaged Reapers as Reinhardt.
I've won on teams with both Symmetra and Widowmaker on KOTH.

And I'm a fucking Mercy main, pal.
>>
anyone hyped for the upcoming open weekend? When can i download the game? Is it out yet
>>
>>154197961
Tracer
She smells like THE ABYSSAL INFINTY OF TIME ITSELF!!!

And probably Fish & Chips
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>>154197961
I want to sniff S76's butthole

probably smells like love, dreams and life
>>
>>154198097
or, you know, like shit
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>decide to give comp one last try for this week
>it's a fairly even match on Route 66
>except the enemy genji is bsolutely destroying me (Lucio/Mercy) and our Zenyatta
>ask team if they could kill him
>then ask again since they appear to completely ignore him or not even notice him
>finally get a reply
>"No, just pick a different character"
>tfw we lost and the same guy got so mad at our Mei not killing the genji that he started shouting over the mic
>tfw I'll never crawl back to 2510 from the hell that is 23XX

I shouldn't be so scared of picking Reaper in an attempt to carry even if I'm not exactly capable of it, should I? I mean, I'm going to get a loss one way or another, right?
>>
>>154198097
>not like liberty and pulse munition
>>
>>154198083
>playing an fps
>on console
>>
>>154197960
Wait i thought the sports getting fucked was for everything and not just placements
Well I'm hoping I can make it to master so I can get top 500 as last season in a day I went from 58 to 66 from a 14 win streak
I think it will be easier as the ranks separate and people find their true skill but I'm not sure how long the season lasts for
>>
>>154198158
So that's where he keeps them...
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>>154198141
He's a grown man, he can clean his butthole.

Also what does Genji smell like?
>>
Heroes that needs rework:
Zarya
Winston
Soldier76 ult
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>have to buy expensive 144hz monitor, expensive gaming mouse with perfect sensor, expensive mechanical keyboard, expensive processor and expensive gpu and expensive high quality headset to stay remotely competitive

wtf why would anyone play on PC where everyone with rich parents has a clear advantage? on PC this game is literally pay2win
>>
>>154198168
For me it's more of a combination of not having a powerful enough computer to run these games well, and preferring to have a bigger TV screen further away from me than a tinier screen right in front of my face. I don't give a shit if my gameplay suffers because I'm not a part of your master race.
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>When Kaplan has your back
>>
>the amount of console posters and general casuals in this general

worse than the fucking faggotposters, i knew /v/ had them but i didnt know they were rampant here too
>>
Give pharah protips

Is staying in the air just a meme and should you only use it to avoid fire or get in position for ulti?
>>
>>154198168
Analog stick movement has the positive of not being limited to 8 directions though, which can help in certain situations. I'd say they're about even.
But then you still need to consider aiming, which is just worse on controllers.
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>>154198314
lolno
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>>154198372
(you)
>>
>>154197787
I have a friend that does this to get rid of his angst. He's a good lad but he reverts to a 12 yr old on the internet.
>>
>>154198372
>some people actually believe this
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>>154198372

>work a job that barely pays above minimum wage
>save up $1000 for a PC in a few
>>
>>154198503
What does that bar signify?
>>
>>154198168
nigga I don't have 60$ to drop on a glorified cs / tf2 game.

I'm also the kind that gets bored really fast once I get / buy / own something (ps4 been sitting in the closet after I bought it and got bored of TLOU)

The hype is so great that I wanna see if it'll hype up too but i'd prob destroy you in a match so if you got a ps4 lets rumble

tl;dr hype might be fake, don't wanna sperge 60$ on a fake hype
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>>154198372
Poor fags plz. Even if you don't have all that shit you can enjoy the game.

You'll just be a low ranked shitter forever.
>>
>>154198624
winrate
>>
>>154198202
Huh
>>
why can't I crouch MEKA
>>
>>154198631
>nigga I don't have 60$ to drop on a glorified cs / tf2 game.
So fucking don't buy it on console, where the only available version is the 60$ one.
>>
>>154198402

Stay pleb.
>>
>>154184845
my gf just plays MuhCree and Gengo, and I just play Mercy
I'm her healslut
>>
>>154198663
Okay, so he's a bit to strong according to that.
>>
>>154198737
>throwing this many memes into one sentence
You're getting cucked.
>>
>>154198708
D.Va MEKA gets a crouch move in the season pass
>>
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Sombra was Mccrees replacement
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>>154198168
I play on PC with a controller
>>
>>154198737
You two ever done some pegging?
>>
>>154198859
savage
>>
>>154198737
SHE SUNDZ LIK A BIG GUI
>>
anyone on XB1 want to team up for comp? I'm tired of losing matches because of stupid teammates
>>
>>154197027
>If you wait to group up instead of constantly running in alone you're alright in my book.
I sometimes try that, but I don't want get kicked out for being afk, so I give up eventually.
>>
>>154198956
>thinking 4chan kids will be better team mates than randoms

prepare for memes
>>
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>mfw enemy team compliments my play
>>
>>154198716
they are having a free weekend for the console only. if i like it i will get it on the pc (duh).

This weekend is more like testing the water for the game
>>
>>154198956
Hope your ass is ready for that free weekend
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>>154198859
>>154198168
>>154198402
>>154198736
>>154198497
May this video never stop being relevant here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDMsGl_XxTk

STEAM SALES!
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>>154198851
Unlike Mccree she wasn't a damn ingrate
>>
>>154199115
If blizzard has any sense at all they'll limit f2ps to quickplay.
>>
>>154199000
>Say group up as Reinhardt before a chokepoint
>See Genji/Lucio/Hanzo run past me towards death
>Multiple times
Time to kill myself.
>>
>>154199183
Don't you have to have certain amount of matches played to play comp?
>>
>>154199153
Jack, that's what Mercy is for!

And to a lesser extent, Ana.
>>
>>154199153
>post-ghost shotgun

YA FUCKIN BLEW IT
>>
>>154199234
>say group up as junkrat or some other random fps
>people actually listen
>>
>>154199303
Yeah, you need to be level 20. Though that should be possible to reach in a weekend.
>>
>>154186357
The Okami thingy might be for Copyright reasons
>>154186160>>154186486
>>154186680
>>154186705
Please someone mention Symmetra's Architech and Vishkar, THEY'RE FUCKING HORRIBLE, THE WORST ONES IN THE GAME
>>
>>154198495
>Is staying in the air just a meme
Just play 76 if you need help playing any hero
>>
>>154199379
that's because Symmetra is the worst character in the game
>>
>>154199234
The saddest part is to see lonely healers run up, when there are no living allies in front.

What the fuck you do as Mercy or Zen when you are first line of offense against the enemy?
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>>154199340
>Genji: Group up with me!
>>
>>154199418
Such a lack of imagination
>>
New Thread:

>>154199423
>>154199423
>>
>>154186160
>stuntman clown skins
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT EVEL KNIEVEL
>>
>>154198847
>>154198868
>>154198954
Well, no one said she had a vagina
>>
>>154199421
Fucking run back obviously. Or have insane aim/luck.
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>>154199234
What is with this meme? Grouping up isn't always a viable option, there are plenty scenarios where one needs to just put a body on the objective. This meme is what kills low level comp, inexperience players trying to get better that hear this shit constantly spouted and think there is no value in contesting or forcing attention an objective
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>>154184330
You mean this?
>>
>>154199369
For some, but it's really really tiny amount of people who are going to play enough to get to 20 and then care enough to go through placements and then play ranked.

And if someone goes through all that trouble it's very likely that they are going to get the game soon after, so they will be shitting ranked up then anyways.
>>
>>154199530
Those times are when the time has already run out, or the point is close to getting captured. This wasn't one of those times, enemy was already regrouped, and there was enough time to group up.
>>
>>154199530
True, it's not always the best tactic. But Blizzard really needs more command options other than Group Up. There's an "Acknowledged", but no "Negative". You can say "Group Up", but you can't say "Scatter". The only strategy in the game you can communicate out of voice chat is cling to the Reinhardt and push as a single clump of heroes.
>>
>>154199379
>Please someone mention Symmetra's Architech and Vishkar, THEY'RE FUCKING HORRIBLE, THE WORST ONES IN THE GAME
Symmetra has the worst ones in the game all right, but they're named Devi and Goddess
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>>154199930
I haven't read a statement this wrong since the last time you posted
>>
>>154197047
Lol that actually made me laugh
>>
>>154184845
Gal i play with, streamer from uk also mains support - even her twitch pic is mercys wing logo
>>
>>154184845

Because girls are genetically inferior on average at all skill based tasks.
>>
>>154186131
I somehow got a lifesaver as mccree by executing scoped widow and dropulting rapeer
>>
>playing all day but still suck

I'm too old to do this with my life, this game is addictive as hell.
>>
>>154199930

Fuck you Goddess is fucking based.
>>
>>154193414
Will Adderall work in place of speed?
>>
>>154199003
I had some guy add me on steam from 4chan to play csgo with me once. He was silver 2, that was before the whole balance shift, he was literally in the bottom ~.1% of players.
>>
>>154202340
Close enough, yeah
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