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Cute anime girl edition

>Stale bread: >>154146382
>Latest Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749104703

>Official Website and Forums
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Backstory Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet (Damage Values and other numbers; may be outdated)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yiPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

>Competitive /owg/ Discord
https://discord.gg/RV5YyjX
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Symmetra is the best girl!
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What would it take to make Widow Viable but not overpowered

Better Trap?
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Daily reminder that Reaper is overpowered.
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anime you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw_KWcpL1uw
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sup faggots
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BRING ME ANUZZA
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I want to kiss Fareeha!!!
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>>154170684
revert one of the nerfs to her, either body damage or quick scoping.
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>mfw queuing with a healslut
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>>154170601
NEW THREAD DO NOT REPLY TO THE SHITPOSTER OP
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>>154170743
>>154170743
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>>154170601
Jamison Fawkes!
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I want to kiss Genji all over!
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There's already a thread up:

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>>154129168
>>154129168
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With all the posting in the last thread I hope at least one of you reminded people to prepare for November's shitstorm
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>>154170726
Kissing, hand-holding and cuddling, nothing more.
She's too pure.
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>>154170769
that was made after
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>>154170769
this thread has more replies and was made earlier, fuck off tracer fag
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>>154170794
>700 replies
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Heal grandma
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>>154170813
But her vagina is delicious!
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>>154170869
But not 750.
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>>154170712
This is one of the worse ones I've seen.
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>>154170870
I wish she had a skin with her hood down that wasn't bright ugly white.
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>>154170872
That metal thong is there to offer extra protection to her purity.
No Pharah lewding pls.
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>>154170768
>tfw 98th percentile on Mercy
I LOVE playing Mercy :3
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>>154170870
The way she holds her gun like a baby is adorable.
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winston buffs when
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>>154170920
This, it is designed so that only Dr. Angela Ziegler can remove it.
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Quick question, when your hero takes a big gasp of air, is it because they just took a big hit or is it because they are in critical health? I can't figure it out.
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NEW THREAD
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>>154129168
>>154146382
>>154129168
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>>154170768
>shadshit ruining OW
Stop it.
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>>154170947
>Taunting with peanut butter heals you a little bit
Fixed?
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>it's a "I'm the healer and I can do no wrong and it's never my fault when we lose because I'm the healer" episode
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>>154170937
good job anon
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>>154170991
If you're talking about the one right when the edges of the screen go red, then that's critical health.
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>>154170991
It's because I'm plunging my cock deep inside of them.
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>>154170967
Because Mercy is also a professional gynecologist. Stay clean ladies!
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>>154170920
>"Pharah, surrender that armor to Helix Securities! We are working for Talon now!"
>"I will never give it up you bastards!"
>"Very well, activate the vibrating thong!"

All is not what it seems anon.
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I want to protect her smile.
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>>154171137
"D-Dr. Ziegler! I need help! My armor is...well...it's making me uncomfortable between my legs!"
"..."
"Dr. Ziegler! Dr. Ziegler! Please!"
"......."
"Why are you just smiling at me??? Wait, why are you putting your hand down the front of your pants???"
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help
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Why are there four generals up?
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Cutest and best pairing
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>>154171250
Because 3 wasn't enough.
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>>154171250
waifufag autists
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>>154171261
No. Mei is for no one.

Besides, Straylians hate chinks.
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>>154170769
>>154170794
kill yourselves
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Is the fucking ranking system designed to match you up with terrible teams as soon as you're about move up in rank?
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>>154171250
Quadruple the shitposting
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>>154171207
>>154171137
chastity is the best fetish
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how do I bunnyhop as winston after his leap, I'm seeing some winstons skip like a stone after they leap
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>>154171225
What do you need help with?
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Ever since the patch with improved tick rate this game has been Lag City. Ping shot from 40 to 90+ consistently.
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>>154171423
when you jump you maintain your momentum, it works with all heroes.
say if you are speed boosted by a lucio if you time your jumps right you'll keep that speed.
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>>154171018
I can say with certainty that Shadman helped get me into Overwatch.
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>>154171498
yeah it's one of those things that people don't complain about because they're busy talking about all the other bullshit happening in OW. I wonder if it's related to the fact that the servers are down every other day.
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>Custom game
>0% ability cool down
>Harambe can fly
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This is a sneaking mission.
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>>154171498
>in comp game as mercy on eichenwalde
>get rez up as they almost cap the 2nd point
>team mates go out the door
>my ping spikes to over 1K
>can't move
>everyone dies
>we still win the match with me at 400 ping the rest of the game
phew
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>>154171261
Wrong.
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>>154171675
Junkrat's lying down emote is great for hiding in the corner of control points.
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>>154171454
removing waifufags from this general
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>when you have all gold medals as zenyatta

What the fuck is my team even doing?
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How shit is /owg/?

https://strawpoll.de/3xf2yy6

VERY important poll
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>>154171842
Woah when did strawpoll look like shit?
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>Reinhardt will never wake you up in the morning like this
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SOMEONE FUCKING BOOSTED ME AS MERCY AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i killed bastion and roadhog.
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>5 man stack in QP

wtf fuck off to fucking comp
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>>154171934
this
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diamond girls where we at

*o* $$$$
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am i the only one who tries to befriend the enemy team in quickplay
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Can we s̶h̶i̶t̶p̶o̶s̶t̶ share pics of our favorite waifu?
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>tfw 65% win rate with torb on koth
>people still don't believe in me and i get blamed every time i do lose
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>>154171960

Sorry
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>>154172093
Of course. I wish there were more voicelines/emotes though; interaction was one thing TF2 had over this.
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>>154171759
>"Peculiar, I am feeling a bit of moisture in a place I wouldn't suspect to find it.."
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>>154172148
>use shit hero
>get surprised when people blame you when they lose

woah...
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>>154172109
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3 Disconnects in a row?

Jesus it's going to be a rough rank night tonight.
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>>154172109
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>>154171960
in one game ana constantly boosted me as junkrat. we had a rein and a roadhog. i don't know what was up with that
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>>154172109
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>>154171158
I want to protect her unique smug that she only shows you, the one that is more playful rather than mock.
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>>154172109
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can we split the general in waifufaggotry and actual discussion already
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>>154171960
you probably stood in their way or appeared from no where, i've accidently boosted on foot d.va and lucio before.
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>ping ranges from 30 to 120 in a split second constantly
>nothing else hitting my connection
If the free weekend is smooth on consoles, I'm getting it on PS4 to play with the Japs.
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>>154170601
I dropped 150 points today. Kill me.
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Can you imagine a tracer with 200hp.
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>>154172324
This pic is really good, whose the artist?
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>>154172345
>human face behind sombra mask
dropped
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>Trying to rank up through the 3300s
>Was mostly 75+ last season
>Half my games are with actual 70+ players from last season and we win good games
>The other half of my games are with rank 55's from last season who have no idea what to do and we lose horribly

Why did Blizzard feel the need to give every rank 50 player a free pass into diamond out of placements?
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>keep getting 4 gold medals
>still lose the game

Why is this happening to me?
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>been ping-ponging between 2100 and 2200 in comp
>can't make any real headway
>get match on Ilios
>teammate goes Torb
>decide to let it be, see if he's not retarded
>lost the first round so I ask if he can switch
>he mutes the voice channel
>ask him in chat to switch
>calls me a retard
>switches to Widowmaker
>we lose
>check his stats
>he's played ~25 comp matches with only Torb, Widow, and Ana and lost most of them
climbing rank is a fucking impossible task with this shit but I'm going to make diamond if it kills me
also, if you're here DoomBunny, euthanise yourself
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>>154172454
yes, thankfully she will never ever be buffed.
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Did Reyes punish Mccree by making him put on a homemade Jack Morrison mask and have him suck his dick?

>"Say it bitch, say you were the dirty slut for choosing an Egyptian whore over me!"
>"(Sobs) yes I am boss! I am!
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Zarya is one of the best heroes in the game, could actually be considered the best hero, yet they didn't nerf her at all, what's up with that.
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>>154172512
Dayrat (aaaaaaa)
Fighter of the Nighthardt (aaaaaa)
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>>154172223
>65% win rate
>3-4 golds with him every game
>somehow my fault
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>>154172542
My name is DoomBunny, I think I remember your name. I hope you enjoy getting banned from battlenet cus me and my friends will report you asshole
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>>154172616
Should've just used McCree desu.
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>>154172482
The look has its charms
Unless you think Sombra should be a dirty stinking omnic.
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GOD DAMNIT AAAAAAAA
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>>154172109
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This game's matchmaking is pure fucking garbage, and literally one of the biggest fun-sucking aspects of the game. EVERY match is a blowout in one way or another, there's no competition. It's a fucking mess. No wonder the game is dying.
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>>154172481
Nigga, the name is in the pic, in the tree.
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>>154172482
What are you a fucking omnigger?
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>>154172840
W-what is this source?
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I think only snipers and mcree should be able to get headshot damage.
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>>154172714
prayin 4 u
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>>154172847
>>154172707
omnics are more cute
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>>154172765
I had two of those today, i dont know why but it was a complete fucking steamroll. Then everyone blames each other but doesnt change comp.
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>>154172863
No idea tbqh pham.
Remember to avoid lewding pure girls pls.
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>>154172707
Omnic Sombra wouldn't make sense in the context of her being a member of talon. You don't send a machine to hack another machine.
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>>154171759
>>154172216
How can a pair that has virtually no interactions or chemistry be so perfect?
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>>154172957
Just like you don't send a person to kill other people?

Also, Talon isn't anti-omnic.
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>>154172956
I'm just going to imagine that's Mercy nailing her with a strapon
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I placed at 2907 is that the new 50's?

Placed at 50 ended up 64 last season
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>at bottom of diamond
>enemy team has a 4-man who are all grandmaster, two of which were top 500 in S1

huh

I lost next to nothing for it but still is there really no one else for them to play
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Would you show Symmetra a good time?
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>>154172997
I think it's Soldier.
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>>154172662
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/Doombunny-1636?mode=competitive
if this is you, you need to stop playing comp
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>he doesn't place his symmetra teleporter near a cliff
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>>154173026
Fun fact: Junkrat's leg doubles as a fantastic dildo.
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>>154173083
did it speed up?
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>>154171812
Shooting at Reinhardt's shield.
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>>154172582
Because nobody at high levels has an issue with her, and nobody at low levels is good enough with her to be a problem. (And even if they are, teammates are too stupid to take advantage of her and keep her charge up.)

There's a small middle ground where she IS pretty hard to deal with, but it's above the mass whining redditor level and below pro, so not much of it is getting back to Blizzard.
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>>154173083
let me know when it's 99%
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>>154173083
Delete this.
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>>154172961
Opposites attract I guess.
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Why is it always the absolute shitters on your team who bitch about their team the most?
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>>154172578
I like this picture, but I hate all the context people put with it.
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>>154173219
I hope Jack finds peace.
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>>154173302
fuck off, my hanzo is god tier
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>just went 9-1 in my placement matches with over 30 golds
Game trades in for 25 bucks. What should I use it on, /owg/?
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>>154173302
dunning kruger effect
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>>154173219
He's not wrong, she should tie it back at least. She's a sniper for fugs sake.
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>>154173374
>hearthstone is third
Why?
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>>154173182
dont worry guys something definitely will happen at 28.23%
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>>154172662
The salt is palpable.
Gtfo league shitter.
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>>154173374
>caring about non-NA viewership
lmao
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>>154173374
>game-crippling lag
>horrible matchmaking
>only two good maps
>poor balancing
Halo 5 has more people playing it than Overwatch does
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>>154173334
He won't find peace until he makes his with Reyes. We all know that's the real reason he won't stop fighting.
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The new german map is the fucking worst holy shit, who designed this?
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>>154173418
sombra won't be released until the season is over
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>>154173182
Absolutely not. Still waiting on October 17th or whatever it was

>>154173252
What about this one though?
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>>154173507
Me, what you gonna do about it, fuccboi.
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jack

if you want to slam my pussi


you need to convert to islam
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>>154173302
you mean like the zarya on my team who hears a rip tire coming and decides to chase me instead of eat the tire, doesn't shield me because she's running away instead of looking for the sound and we both die? or would it be me for bitching about her lack of common sense?
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>>154173350
Her daughter has the right sense to keep hers cut.
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>>154173507
t. reaper main
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What will her main weapon be?
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>>154173597
ehh, reapers pretty decent when you pick fights in the tunnel/hallway area paarts
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>>154173529
Any images sexualizing Fareeha should be banned.
You have that whore Mercy to make all the porn you want, Pharah is pure.
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inb4 sombra isn't related to reaper at all
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>>154173635
i like the idea of a cloaked hero that sits and remote-controls a hijacked omnic
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>>154173635
a gun
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>>154173635
Pussy.
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>>154173542
She's one of those neo-Muslims who don't need no haram.
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"ive got jews in my sights"

what does he mean by this?
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>>154173542
>this image
>pussi
>nipple

>thinking Egyptian = Islam
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>>154173542
>Implying he didnt westernize her first
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>>154172109
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>>154173670
>sombra works for talon
>reaper has a voice line that's "wheres sombra?"
doubt
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play some zarya in ranked
some games i feel unkillable
other games i melt like butter
feelsbadman
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>>154173640
If you were smart you'd know that lesbians are the purest.
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>>154173640
This is all Mercy's fault. That whore started affiliating herself with pure pharah and now look what's happened
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>>154173796
true love is elbow deep
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So is Winston actually a good hero? People say he needs buffs but I hear that he's actually used in the meta quite a bit, what do you guys think?
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DAILY REMINDER pic related IS A WASTED SLOT
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>>154173818
>still sexualizing her

>>154173796
Shame Fareeha is not lesbian, then.
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>>154173862
jeff said he's strong right now and he has a 51% winrate. he's balanced
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>>154173757
>>154173542
>>154173334

Get a trip.
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>>154173862
he's good aside from his ult
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>>154173862
he is hella fun to just sit on people
not so fun to play when your team doesn't follow up
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>>154173890
Yeah she is. Her puss has touched many pusses, but never any cock.
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you can really tell when the NEETs and aussies are in this thread. waifufaggotry out of the ass
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>>154173862
He's good, shitters think that since he's a tank his job is to attack the other tanks and do damage at the front instead of the healers/squishies, that's why they say he's bad.

Or I think.
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>>154173878
she's such a qt I was shocked when I found out how old she is
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>>154173982
I wish we still had some moderation in /vg/, they used to kick this trash out
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>>154173909
problem with balancing the game based off that data is it's taking all skill levels in to account
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>>154173982
This game is successful as a result of waifus bucko.
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plow my fertile crescent with your freedom mr american
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MORE JUNKER SKINS FUCKING WHEN?
AUSTRALIAN SHANTYTOWN MAP FUCKING WHEN?
JUNKRAT AND ROADHOG SHORT FUCKING WHEN?

SAME GUY THAT DREW THAT JUNKER GENJI.
HERE'S JUNKHARDT.

RATE, HATE, SUGGESTIONS ON WHO TO DO NEXT BECAUSE DRAWING MADMAX SHIT IS /FUN/
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>>154174050
no they didn't, at least not in any of the generals i've been in and i've been on this board since it's creation.
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>literally every match has a shitter who plays hanzo on the defense round but not on the attack round
thanks blizz
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>play zen
>get free wins
Nice game overbabs
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>>154174132
DO JUNKER JUNKRAT
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>>154174132
I get the use of car parts and what not but that has a much more warhammer 40k orc feel
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Here's 5 cute facts about Tracey!
1) Tracey is a girl!
2) She's cute!
3) I love her!!
4)Tracey!!!
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>>154174132
He literally looks like a Transformer with that Jeep front. I love the Stop sign shield.
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>>154174257
>Tracey
>not Smuga
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>>154174257
she's annoying

stop zipping around and killing my healers
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>>154174257
5) shes not real
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>tfw just hit 3193 in competitive solo

I'm scared to keep going.. win streaks cant last forever
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>>154174132
Post your Genji?
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>>154174324
Don't you fucking do this to me, man. I NEED this.
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>>154174257
she's stupid and lame
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I want McCree to cum inside of me.
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>>154174375
you need help anon
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>>154174335
>solo
neither can lose streaks

they usually only last 100 points or so
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>>154174335
Stop playing. Every time I get a good win streak and rise I get a fucking horrific losing streak that takes me back to where I started.
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>>154174087
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>>154174385
Get in line
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>>154173635
ult is a countdown that freezes the match and forces everyone to wait and then nothing happens because everyone left the game out of boredom.
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>>154174385
Its Hiiiiigh Nut
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i havent played this game for like two weeks now and im starting to miss it
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>>154174409
>>154174441
VERY fast cowboy shooting at incredible hihg noons
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>>154174385
He is cute! Cute! I hope he and Pharah having babies.
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>>154174385
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>>154173862
He's fine, just needs a competent team to really shine with.
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>>154174453
On a related idea, how about it triggering slow motion for a few seconds?
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I main D.Va but I want to main Zarya because I feel like she is objectively better, so I've been using Zarya for quite a while now but just curious if there are any situations where D.Va would be better than Zarya? Thanks if you can help.
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>>154174238
FUNNY GUY.

>>154174245
>>154174269
I AM BY NO MEANS A PROFESSIONAL DESIGNER, I'M JUST LAYING DOWN THE LINE WORK FOR WHAT I THINK'LL LOOK COOL. SOMETIMES GOOD THINGS HAPPEN, SOMETIMES NOT.

>>154174348
YUP.
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It amazes me that Blizzard can't get the small things right.
>Killcam screen has old info for the match timer, score, etc
Such an amateurish mistake that could easily be fixed in 5 seconds with a patch. And don't give me that "i-it's their first FPS!" bullshit, because Epic's first MOBA doesn't have any glaring faults like that.
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>>154174503
Damn. She was probably 40 when she first met him.
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its a "dont worry guys were doing this for a youtube video XD" episode
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>>154174579
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Every fucking game. Every single fucking game when we wipe them this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face. What should i do about her? Ideas?
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>>154174574
Bullshit they don't work; these look great.

How about Pharah or Zarya?
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>>154174620
nothing because zen/lucio is still better lol

maybe next update mercy can catch up
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>>154174618
>nobody cares
That's the problem: Blizzard gets a slide, when they shouldn't.
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>>154174570
d.va and zarya have completely different roles
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>>154174132
>>154174574

are all of those lines really necessary
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>>154174668
HELP ME ZARYA. THAT OMNIGGER TRIED TO KILL KILL ME
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>>154174681
dva against enemies that rely mostly on projectiles/hitscans


zarya to counter dvas
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How did Widow get so best girl?
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Teasing McCree about his slightly flabby stomach!
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>>154173635
She'll do Psycho Mantis shit to enemy HUDs for her ult. Basically a counter for wallhack heroes like Widow and Logzo. Her main weapon will be a stun machete.
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>>154173878
srsly if you play ana just fucking kill yourself, unless you're diamond you're a wasted slot, thanks for the 60 rank drop
2369
ana -30
2339
ana -30
2309
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>>154174579
It's a literal non issue that you're triggered about because you NEED something to be triggered about.

>>154174723
Is it April 1st already?
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>>154174570
zarya is better overall

dva is good, for example, against a bastion because she can tank him way easier

dva is good though. always remember to play what youre good at
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>>154174668
Zenyatta's laugh emote is the cutest thing I have ever experienced.
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>>154174620
>not kill Mercy first
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is there a comprehensive list for all the map callouts?
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>>154174734
more meta-game abilities

faster/slower objective capture rates

faster/slow ult charge rates

faster/slower respawns

faster/slower overtime counter
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>>154174491
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>>154174132
>SUGGESTIONS ON WHO TO DO NEXT BECAUSE DRAWING
d.va on a riding machine with her pussy exposed
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>>154174636
SURE, WHY NOT. PROBABLY GOING TO BUST SOMETHING OUT AFTER WORK TOMORROW. CHEERS.

>>154174703
YOU CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH FOR SHADING IN MSPAINT MY MAN.
I ALSO JUST LIKE HOW IT LOOKS. SUE ME.
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Sucking McCree's dick!
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>>154174775
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What did he mean by this?
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>>154174773
>>154174570
D.Va's ult is arguably much stronger than Zarya's. Zarya's ult is only good in conjunction with other ults.
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>>154173980
Nobody has touched that.
Delete this.
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>>154174765
>non-issue
If I want to watch the killcam, but also keep track of a close push on an objective, I should be able to do both.

Literally every other FPS somehow got around this issue. Stop making excuses.
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>>154174839
>implying I've ever played a Mercy that wasn't well protected and in hiding
Killing her will be as difficult as killing Pablo Escobar in Master
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help
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>>154174723
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>>154174898
>D.Va's ult is arguably much stronger than Zarya's. Zarya's ult is only good in conjunction with other ults.

i am going to disregard everything you say from here on out
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>>154174852
You made those in Paint? Fucking hell, you talented.
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So tell me, because of the tick rate and natural latency in the game, you need to aim slightly in front of the enemy when you're shooting them with a hitscan weapon, right? For instance, if you're S76 and you're firing at a Genji moving across your screen to the right, you need to aim slightly to the right of him?

That seems to be what I've been noticing as I play more and more, and actually try to git gud.
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>>154174885
2bh pure peanut butter is pretty damn good
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If you use someone other than Tracer/Reaper/McCree/Genji/D.Va/Winston/Zarya/Reinheardt/Lucio/Zenyatta in competitive, fucking kill yourself.
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>>154174574
that wasn't a criticism, just an observation
dva's junker skin is made out of proper materials with weapons added after, not using the weapons as the material itself
whatever you enjoy my dude, it's not like overwatch follows rules with their skin designs anyways
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>>154174906
>If I want to watch the killcam
watch it!
>keep track of a close push
stop watching it. there's literally zero reason to need both

>>154174898
Mercy's ult is pretty shit. it requires your team DYING to have any effect
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>>154174903
Come on. I guarantee that she has touched her own vagina before.
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>>154175007
To clean it after peeing.
That's all.
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>>154174985
this desu famalam
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confidential package for miss Song, Hana

sender : the korean military, MEKA maintenance branch


labelled as " spare parts for your personal MEKA unit "
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>>154174906
Literally just skip the killcam, there is even an option in the menu to automatically skip kill cams.
You are in the minority of people who think this is a game breaking issue.
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Well that's two placements ruined because someone leaves early, this time it was two separate people.

Why is ranked Overwatch such a fucking joke?
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>>154174985
>Reinheardt
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>>154175069
I opened someone else's mail.
Am I going to prison?
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>>154174965
Please stop shipping Widowmaker with Tracer.
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>People thinking that a group of highly trained people that are also all very phsically fit and attractive like overwatch wouldn't have olympic village levels of fucking. Literally every member of overwatch has fucked each other at least 10 times. Pharah and Winston have gone at it, Tracer and Mercy, Soldier and McCree, Ana and Torbjorn, and so on. Every possible combination has been fucked. Yes, even Pharah and Ana
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>>154174985
i've been seeing useful anas and mercys in diamond, what's wrong with those two
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>that one guy that chooses hanzo in competitive

stop
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>>154175106
as bound by anime rules, you must now help dva-chan keep the secret
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>>154175113
No :^)
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>>154175146
no
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>>154175046
So she's unable to have periods? Poor thing.
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>>154174775
Zen is cute bot.
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>>154175113
>>154175162
T.Va is better desu

Undisputably, the best versions of Widowtracer are when Tracer cucks the fuck out of Widow
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>>154174885
Winston was able to build a rocket ship on the moon. with a box of scraps.

Then he sent out the Overwatch recall signal.

fear his tickle
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>>154175172
tell me where you live
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>>154175178
Y'know, if I could hang out with a Hero for a day, I'd probably hang with Zenyatta. I would listen to his philosophical ramblings for hours.
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>>154175235
123 fake street, spingfield
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>>154175150
The only way to get rid of all the evidence so no one else finds out is to break into 4chanHQ and wipe their servers.

This could actually end up being a pretty alright anime. 2 idiots breaking into a high security corporate building, sexual tension strife along the way.
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>>154175254
I would hang out with McCree so I could make him get drunk and molest him in his sleep.
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Reminder that a high damage blocked score as Reinhardt means you are an absolute 100% shitter
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>>154174965

No, that type of system has basically died out in any (good) modern shooter.

Overwatch uses a lag compensation system similar to TF2's, where hits are registered clientside and then sent serverside. This means that while you can be killed after retreating behind cover if the game is laggy or you're playing with BRhues, you will never have to lead your shots to compensate for latency.
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>>154175320
Explain your logic, because if you win with high damage blocked then that means you aren't a shitter
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>>154175254
He's a nice guy, chill af too.
Hugging would be a bit of a challenge due to the metal and all.
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>>154175210
Do Tracer and D.Va interact ever?
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>>154175082
I never said, or even implied, that it's gamebreaking. I said it's an amateurish mistake (it is) and one that's not found in any other FPS (also true). The fact I noticed it multiple times is the reason I mentioned it in the first place. If I saw it once in my 260 hours, I wouldn't have a problem, but I've noticed it twice today alone.
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if only jack hadnt been rendered impotent by all the super soldier stuff, he wouldve impregnated ana by the first few months of overwatch


he wouldve come home to his new wife, child and stepdaughter to become a family man. working the ol' family farm back in indiana
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>>154175360
I'm pretty sure every character has interaction dialog
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>>154175374
>stepdaughter
anon..
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>>154175270
called the police, they're at your place right now
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>>154175350
Nah no hugs, he's a brobot. If I wanted intimacy there are far better options.
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>>154175386
No, characters have only a couple each, and often double up with the same character.
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>>154175117
Bastion is pure
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>>154175410
>Black cop in the back
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>was away from the game for a bit because it got boring
>what the fuck is with this lag and rubberbanding?
>reboot, it still happens
>check the forums
>it's been a problem for 2 weeks now and Blizzard still hasn't fixed it
Even more incompetent than 343. Incredible.
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>>154175362
And it's a problem, why? Like, yeah, you can voice your opinions all you'd like, but In what way does it affect the game in any, meaningful way? Other than triggering you, of course.
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>tfw actually had quite a bit of fun during the last few matches
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>>154175386
Uh no? Like you'll never see Ana give a word to Roadhog or something.
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>>154175446
>Omnigger
>pure
literally mutually exclusive.
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>>154175453
literally no problem here

git gud
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>>154175386
I think there'd be over 450 lines if every character said only one thing to every other.
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>>154175502
>He hasn't heard Ana and Roadhog dialog
Haha how NEW are you?

>>154175565
honestly, 4500 lines isn't a lot
>>
I officially made it to diamond big boy league and I'm starting to see pro players and streamers and it making me nervous to preform. holy shit is it nice though to actually have a deathball work and have follow ups to my rein/zar pushes.

I'm pretty sure plat is elo hell because it's such a toss up if your team is garbage or not.
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>>154175495
it's great isn't it? especially when everyone on your team coordinates and communicates
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>>154175485
Because it's an inconvenience.
>>154175538
Not him but pic related. Ever since the DDOS, it's been laggy as fuck.
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>>1>>154175453
I mean, if we're going off of anecdotal evidence, everyone I've played with so far is just fine tbqhfam, and I have 0.8 mb upload.
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why was i able to climb from 48 to 76 in season 1 and in S2 i keep hovering around 3000? what the fuck is preventing me from climbing? i win like 3 games for every game i lose for the longest time and get nothing to show for it.
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>>154175254
>Zenyatta will never be your roommate
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>>154175446
>the game's bastion is the last active war-era bastion unit


>still no extra lore about him being sought after by everyone from veterans looking for final vengeance, junkers looking for unique loot or hippy cucks wanting to "preserve" him
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>>154175604
it is honestly quite the treat
>>
reminder that tracer is just a shit d.va
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>>154175623
matchmaking is still pretty iffy cause people just got placed
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>>154175598

There's no such thing as ELO hell if you team up with people

Why do people ignore that ranked is meant to be played with a premade group, do you think that when people get together for tournaments they arrive alone and find 5 partners by asking around the venue?
>>
>tfw widow will never be balanced

it sucks, she's either overpowered or shit tier.
>>
>That moment when you're whole team coordinates for just a few seconds and you wipe the other team
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I think I was born to play support. This shit is so easy and you can easily carry

Why is it that most support mains are braindead and can't do their jobs?
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>>154175723
Any character that can one shot is either going to be shit or OP. That's the nature of one shots.
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>>154175606
A slight one at that. Having my headphone volume be slightly too loud at 5 but slightly too quiet at 4 is annoying, but it doesn't really effect me or the music I'm listening to in any meaningful way.
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>How you imagine all your Zenyatta ults go
>How all your reaper ults actually go
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>>154175610
Just took this speed test. Pic related.

My internet is pretty shitty, but if Battlefield 4, with 64 people playing on far larger maps, runs smooth yet this doesn't, AND there are a shitload of threads on the forums bitching about it, I'd say the odds are it's not on my end.
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TWO PLACEMENTS IN A FUCKING ROW WITH LEAVERS

KILL YOURSELVES YOU DICKLESS PIECES OF SHIT

IM TWO WINS AND FIVE LOSSES BECAUSE OF YOU PIECE OF SHITS

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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>>154175786
Reapers ult is honestly really cool. Gun Kata with shotguns is unironically badass.
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>>154175723
so bad that she is outclassed by hanzo kek
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>>154175717
I ride solo and I don't have friends. sucks.
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>>154175725
>team struggling to push on the final point in Kings Row
>last minute and a half, switch to Mei
>build ult, pop it right at overtime when the enemy team is grouped up
>die to a stray Junkrat bomb
>respawn into TEAM KILL
>Our Junkrat popped his ult and took care of everyone
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>>154175773
I remember back when the iPhone 4 came out, people would block the antenna with their palm. It was called Antennagate. I didn't have this problem, but others did. People complained over this--something that seemed so, so small in the grand scheme of things--and Apple fixed it in less than a week. It seemed like no problem to me, because it never happened to me, but I understood why others would be peeved by it.

See what I'm getting at?
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>>154175625
He'd actually be an awesome roommate, he'd get you to clean, teach you how to eat well, show you how to reduce stress, life would be good.
>>154175791
Doesn't explain why it just werks on my end :^)
I haven't had any problems with lag so far.
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>>154175741
If you've never played any of the other classes you might not have a good idea of what your team needs you to do
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>>154175791
>Speedtests
>An accurate measurement of internet speeds
pick one. I just did 4 tests on 4 different speedtesters and got 4 wildly different numbers
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>>154175859
>lijiang tower
>playing as Zarya
>teammates are being retarded and not pushing, so im suffering for it
>we lose a round
>decide to go Pharah because I'm best at her
>solo carry my team again
>win a round, 1-1
>3rd round starts
>not soon after, internet goes out
>doesnt come back up in time to reconnect to the game
Sucks man. There's no way those shitters were managing without me
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>>154175598
The amount of top 500 players I saw in plat, while I was doing my placements, was ridiculous. The funny thing is, I was top 500 last season too and I got calibrated at ~2700 thanks to pussies on my team that would leave at the sight of a top 500. Luckily, I managed to crawl out of plat and into diamond, but holy shit I have never sweated so hard at such a low elo. Plat definitely is elo hell because it's a bracket filled with top 500's, who somehow got placed at a lower elo, trying to jump on top of each other to get to diamond.
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>>154175937
Post your in-game ping.
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>>154175895
me too and even worse, i'm on ps4
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I don't think any Overwatch hero would be a bad roommate
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>>154170601
why do blizzdrones always default to "j-just play with friends!" into matchmaking being absolute dogshit
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>>154175934
No, because that Antenna problem only existed because retards demand everything be catered specifically for their needs. Kind of like your killcam gripe
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>>154175374
I guess he still got to be a de-facto father figure for Fareeha. If Reyes had stayed strike commander, Jack and Ana could of retired together.
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>>154175895
I don't have friends either, just add people from here
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>>154176014
Bastion.
you're trying to bang a girl and the noise triggers his ptsd.
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>>154176021
Because they know that solo matchmaking is garbage and that queuing with friends is an easy way to counteract how garbage it is
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>>154176006
What's your ign name tag blablabla
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>tfw no hero with an ultimate that lets you take complete control of an enemy character for 5-6 seconds, allowing you to make him kill his own teammates or himself


if shit like stuns, slows and perpetual sleeps are allowed in the game then so should be mind-control
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>>154175934
That's probably because when hold a phone, it shouldn't lose its signal because you're making contact with two metals strips. That may be a minor problem in the grand scheme of things, but when something as minor as your pinky touching the corner of your phone impacts it's ability to connect to multiple cell phone towers, there's something wrong there.
The kill cam showing the payload progress of when you got killed doesn't effect the game to any meaningful extent, however, your phone not being able to do the thing it's entire existence is designed around is a major flaw.
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>>154176151
that's pretty lame
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Which gold weapon looks the best?
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>>154175859
Fuck, man, I know your pain.

I went 2w 7l 1d. 3 losses were leavers, and in all cases the whole rest of the team quit after the timer was up. Four more were 3 or 4 stacks of drunk/high "it's only a game bro" trolling morons.
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>>154176204
Peacekeeper
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>>154175997
I'm posting from my phone and its 12:51 at night, I'm not going to start up my computer ans load up overwatch to take a picture.
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>>154176204
>tell me what to like

fuck off retarded gen Zer
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>>154176204
ana's rifle with captain amari skin
any reinhardt skin
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>>154176025
>it's no problem because it doesn't happen to me :^)
https://www.google.com/?ion=1&espv=2#q=overwatch+killcam+objective
Others have bitched about it too. Suck my dick, choke on it.
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I kinda don't want Sombra now because no matter what she looks like she won't be as good as the fan creations.

Blizzard really fucked up with this ARG shit.
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post comics!
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>>154176014
Roadhog would be unbearable.
D.Va would never help with anything.
Ana smells funny.
Symmetra's OCD would be frustrating as hell.
Tracer never shaves because she's English.
Mei takes powerful Chinese food fueled shits.
Reinhardt is senile.
Pharah simply cannot stop masturbating.
76 is a permanent drill sargeant.
Widowmaker is Widowmaker.
Reaper is Reaper.
Torbjorn leaks molten oil everywhere.
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>>154176204
Nihon. It's the only epic skin where the sword retains it's special edge color instead of defaulting back to green.

It's also the only sword that changes the slash effect color from green.
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>>154176314
>no matter what she looks like she won't be as good as the fan creations.
I disagree with you, none of the fan designs have been good.
That said it will still be disappointing, this arg has lasted far too long and over hyped.
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>>154175859
I've had a lot of players randomly disconnect in my past few games and I think it has something to do with blizzards servers. Two players in two separate games were in a group with a friend and disconnected. The friends said that they just got randomly disconnected from blizzard servers and couldn't rejoin.
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>>154174932
Holy shit this. I made it into diamond only to keep losing all the way down to 2800. Suddenly it's just games with questionable team mates on your end and a five stack on the enemy team
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>>154176327
I like to think Reaper still retains a goofy sense of humor under all that grit
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>Hanamura Attack on B
>I'm 76, chipping down tank hp, getting finishing blows off Tracer and Reaper, and shooting the Mercy on sight from the balcony
>Team cannot secure the objective and enemies just keep trickling in
>We lose
>"Our 76 didn't do shit"
>Our healers were Mercy and Ana

Maybe if you fucks didn't pick meme healers and went Lucio/Zen, you could've helped contest the point infinitely and get elims much faster
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>>154176253
Fucking hell man. I can't fucking stand it when people say, "It's just a game lol calm down"
I know it's a bad cliche to rage at a game but fuck it makes me angry. If this was quick play I'd agree, but it's fucking competitive. Go play quick play and say that shit.
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>>154176445
As a 76 you are a support thanks to your biotic field. Share it.
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>>154176442
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>>154176268
i fuck u up kid
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Why is it when shitters lock in insta lock dps they know they're awful. Up until I tell them to fucking do something and shit talk them do they get 1000% better?
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>>154176349
i want mei to chinese shit in my mouth
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>>154176492
he would've just wraith formed if he saw rein coming.
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Blizzard's balancing is really some "survival of the fittest" shit

They buff A and B tier heroes to make them equal with S tier, making them all B-tier, which is good, but they also keep nerfing F-tier heroes who were already underpowered.

It's the same they did in WoW. Buffing 2nd or 3rd best class to be as good as the top one, and nerfing the bottom ones because their least shitty ability looked too powerful compared to the rest of their miserable kits.
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>>154176567
It was on cooldown. He used it to make a dramatic entrance for the reporter.
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>>154176442
It's pretty much canon he's got like, some sassy sense of humour. Like, the lil sigh and head tilt in the Recall short, his "I'm back in black" and "have you looked in a mirror lately". His slow clap emote. Dude is dry af
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>>154176291
A lot of people also complained that Bastion is OP. Should we nerf her as well?

>>154175937
>>154175791
Please stop treating online speedometers as accurate measurements.
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>>154176526
Zenyatta should just hold eight guns instead of shooting orbs.
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>>154176327
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>enemy team has an attack torb
>he carried us

they didn't even try to improve torb. he's fun to play but his turrets need to start out at level 2. not for attack purposes, just in general. there's no reason a seasoned engineer with aardvark should have to hammer his own creation 5 times before it becomes useful.
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Overwatch characters are so well designed.

Except for Zarya. Fuck that bitch. Her kit is just a bunch of overpowered cookie cutter shit.
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>>154176418
I'm willing to bet that when she finally gets revealed everyone will be posting on here and on reddit that "SHE LOOKS AWFUL" or "NOT MUH WAIFU" nonsense.
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>>154176631
this is my OC gunyatta. he's zenyatta's brother but he uses guns
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>>154176625
He's a surprisingly lovable guy.
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I'm getting sick of season 2 and losing because of leavers or dc. Thinking of just becoming a Widow main for a week or so. Would you recommend owg?
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>>154176327
sure thing boss
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>>154176418
They've been at this for like 2 months? I think it's time to stop.
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>>154176526
everyone single person who plays this game sucks, i am the only good player holy shit
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>>154176748
Why is winston a hooman?
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It doesn't fucking matter how well you personally do
Unless you're literally GM tier you're just one variable out of 12.
You can consistently get gold elims/ damage game after game after game and it makes no difference.
You get a few shitters on your team and the game is already decided.
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>>154176327
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I hate the playerbase in this damn game. I don't get why the only two kinds of players seem to be top-tier gods and absolute mouthbreathing retards.

I know I'm not great at this game. I'm slightly above average, maybe top 30-40% of players at best. At least I try to improve, and try to understand the game and make decent decisions though, and I don't get why I can't at least be put with other people like me.
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>>154176327
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>>154176489
If I'm down on the point helping to contest, nobody else will keep tabs on low HP enemies and especially the fucking enemy Mercy dashing in front of my team being ignored

Give me back the old Lucio/Zen cancer meta, it's a lot more tolerable than retarded fucks who think it's acceptable to be Ana/Mercy every single time and think they should be thanked for going Support in the first place. Like retarded waifufags who think going D.Va/Tracer/Pharah 24/7 is fine
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>>154176663
>his turrets need to start out at level 2
Not unless they increased the cooldown a lot.
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>>154176829
>variable
no, you are a constant. the only constant.
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>>154172148
How does torb work give protips
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which hero is most likely to vape?
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>only 3160 rating going solo
>just got matched against Surefour with his 4-man queue
>most of my team is solos

how is this fair? I only lost like 18 points but like what the fuck man
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Best sprays for each hero?
My vote for Symmetra, Car Wash is good too
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>>154176327
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>>154176327
Fareeha is dirty! DIRTY!
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>>154176421
Thank you for shilling for asshole leavers. 5 blizzard credits have been deposited into your account, Panjeet.
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>>154176926
Roadhog.
His heal is literally him vaping.
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>>154176764
Pretty much, its been around 2 months since the Ana reveal that contained the stupid ARG bullshit.

The only real thing we've gotten from Blizzard about it is the skull and that was pretty fucking vague.

I guess you could also count the newspapers that used to have Ana in them which are now what people are saying Sombra looks like.
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>>154176926
lucio or mccree
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>>154176970
t. bronze shitter who needs a scapegoat for being a shitter
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>>154176526
I'm so sorry, man.

I'm usually a pretty solid DPS for my rank, and lock McCree on certain maps because I'm generally pretty effective with him, but sometimes I just have a really bad off day and let all of my teammates down. I feel really bad whenever that happens.
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>>154176962
Junkrat? More like Hunkrat.
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>>154176327
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>>154176971
I thought he was huffing petrol
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If you drop a Torb turret right before someone destroys it, do they get credit for destroying the turret?

Is it worth denying them the turret kill?
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>>154176327
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I lost a game. I clearly am supposed to be GrandMaster but the game matches me with complete retards.

I watch Seagull and MoonMoon all the time, I know what I'm doing. So don't even try to suggest I'm the reason I keep losing. My dad is a mod and he'll ban you.

The system needs to change. A bell curve is a stupid way to measure skill. Why do we even have tiers if it takes so many wins to advance? If I get gold elims (like I always do) the game should recognize I don't belong in silver. My noob teams should be lucky I decide to lock DPS every game regardless of our team comp, not flame me. Smh this community is so toxic. Hanzo is clearly the best DPS in the game, Seagull said so.

Things clearly need to change or the game will die.
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>>154176736
Nothing surprising here. Reaper is the best (only) ironic character Blizzard's ever done
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>>154177062
We have no idea what his gas is, only that it helps him breath after the omnium fucked his lungs.
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Sombra is just Reaper's virus for Athena. Athena is the new character and is related to Ilios (Greece).

SCREENCAP THIS
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>>154176736
This is cute. I like how he's into 76 as opposed to the rest of them.
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>>154177104
Oh, fuck off.
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>>154176926
>>154176971
Despite Roadhog literally vaping, I'm gonna say it's Reaper, it goes along with all of his other edgelord bullshit.

Also, oddly enough, D.Va. I know a lot of Korean chicks IRL and they all vape, or will at least ask for some if somebody around them has a vape.
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>>154176949
I like the Symmetra one where she's looking over her shoulder.
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>>154176764
nope longer than that, they hinted at sombra in the closed beta and the arg started 3 months ago with ana's reveal.
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>>154176971
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>>154177131
>Furrikane
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>>154177104
I dunno about this in particular, but I do have a strong suspicion that Sombra isn't going to be a playable hero at all and will instead be some kind of lore thing, maybe part of a new game mode or map.
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Even though Winston is probably the most balanced hero in the game right now, I really would love for him to have an ability that feels satisfying. Everything he does can be described as tickling, even though it does damage, there's no satisfying climax to it like getting a headshot or seeing/hearing an explosion's effects. Something like an M2 to fire the rest of his ammo in a projectile with reasonable damage which you would use to finish off low health targets the same way you would with M1, except it would be riskier because you'd have to aim but it'd pay off with the feel of satisfaction.
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>>154177129
>baww muh qt robot loli waifu
>get androgynous mechanical milf instead

Waifufags on suicide watch LOL
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>>154177103
I thought Hanzo had prosthetic legs too.
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>>154177203
I feel like a dumb for missing this but who is it referencing?
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>>154177097
I mean, someone will bite, it ain't gunna be me.
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>sombra virus hijacked the female robot we saw in the promotional pictures
>female robot is the new hero

screenshot this
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>>154177270
Mondatta.
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>>154177270
Mondatta maybe?
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>>154177270
Mondatta I think. He has his hands clasped behind him when he walks out onto the last stage pf his life.

Is this a detail that's actually in the game? Because if so, that's sad and cool.
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>>154177130
>not wanting cancer
>edgy

I never understood this meme.
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>>154177235
I was actually hoping for an attractive Latina woman in her mid thirties, but you can keep on projecting there.
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>>154177028
>look at me /vg/! I'm doing the .t meme! Am I one of you now?
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>>154177064
they don't get the elim pop-up, probably worth
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>>154177326
>Is this a detail that's actually in the game?

It's not.
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>>154177264
Now imagine having golden guns on reaper.
Fucking infinite moneys mate
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>>154176949
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>>154177372

>sperging over an ancient /int/ meme
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>>154170601
What does this gun shoot, needles? Stupid chinkophiles
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So what's the quickest way of ending my life?
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>>154177337
>attractive
>not waifufagging

Not the brightest tool in the shed, eh?
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>>154177473
t. someone who still uses dead /int/ memes
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>summer's over
>thread dies
>game dies
>10 minute queue times

so, this game was only played by teenagers? looks like the oversexualized female characters DID sell a ton of copies
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>>154177270
Mondatta ;_;7
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>>154177490
Shotgun to the face. But I cannot advocate that as you'd become another statistic for "CRIMES RELATED TO GUN VIOLENCE"
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>>154177490
new account is only $40
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>>154177469
I love Zen when he's completely oblivious to certain things.
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>>154177314
oh, oooooooooh
:c________
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The most unrealistic thing is that Junkrat never says "fuck" or "cunt", yet he's supposed to be Australian.
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>>154177507
I didn't claim to not be a waifufag. You just assumed I wanted a loli. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, eh?
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>>154177485
Probably shoots bubbles you nincompoop.
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>>154177330
If you're using a vape to kick real cigs, good on you. I have one myself, for exactly the same reason.

People make fun of vapers who do it for "fashion" and obsess over coils and clouds and shit like that.
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tf2
>9 likeable male classes with a shit ton of different weapons allowing for hundreds of different playstyles
>server browser that lets you choose the map you want to play on
>high skill custom game modes such as jump_ or surf_ that teach you important game mechanics
>tr_walkway to practice air shots
>2 high mobility classes that can be on the other side of the map within seconds
>years worth of different maps and game modes
>hundreds of voicelines
>many epic memes such as need a dispenser here or gentlemen
>can join and leave games in progress without penalty on community servers
>no backfills on official servers
>official servers let you choose the game mode
>bad graphics
>moddable
>completely free

overwatch
>22 characters with one playstyle and weapon each, waifubait out of the ass
>no server browser, the game chooses the map for you. don't like it? tough shit
>no custom game modes because no community servers
>no way to practice airshots outside of a match
>no high mobility classes (play demoman, before you start crying genjifags)
>barely any maps or game modes
>barely any voicelines
>barely any epic memes
>can't leave games in progress without penalty
>backfills
>no way to choose the map or game mode on official servers
>decent graphics
>not moddable
>40 - 60 euro
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>>154177485
it shoots lube
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>>154177509
t. poo in the loo
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>>154177609
0.5/10 didn't even put effort
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>>154177485
>>154177572
You're both idiots. It shoots rubber darts. That's not to say the image isn't stupid, I'm just saying you're both idiots.
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>play games with friends
>lose about 400 rank points
>it takes 4 hours to gain the rank back solo

How do I avoid this?
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>>154177636
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>>154177609
>completely free
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>only have time for two matches because i have to go to work
>want to play on my favorite map
>check server browser
>tons of servers with the map i want to play on
>join server and have fun
>have to leave during the second match because i'm out of time
>leave without penalty since this is just a casual match

the server browser and community servers were the best addition to this game
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>>154177318
Zenyatta looks cool as fuck to be quite honest, joints and chest and shit
fuck blizzard and their cool character design
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Stop posting low effort tumblr comics.
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>>154177665
Don't play with retarded friends.
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>>154177631
Lucio looks good in a helmet.
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>>154177636
t. shart in mart
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>>154177661
It's actually a Water Pistol you autistic monkey.

You are the biggest fucking retard in this thread holy shit.
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>>154177469
feeling chest pains from this comic fuck
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>junkrat's scarecrow skins dont have interactions with jack being a farm boy
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Post absolute madman
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>>154177665
4 hours is not bad for getting 400 points back. I lost 300 points with my friends in one day, and I'm still 100 points down a few days later.

But, anyway, the answer is having a two-losses rule. You stop playing comp if you're on a losing streak. That gives you an excuse to bail. You can still play on losing streaks if you want, but your friends won't know if you don't tell them.
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>>154177723
Okay, here's a translated one.
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>>154177609
I mean, ones 7 years old
And the other one came out a couple months ago
Don't get me wrong, tf2 is one of my favorite games of all time, I have about 2,000+ hours in the game, but the removal of valve pubs, the eotl update being a cosmetic only update, the focus on weapon skins and weapon inspection like with csgo, and the pyro vs heavy update is taking a toll on the game as a whole. I still play it now and again, but after 7-8 years, valve is trying everything to keep it alive, it's one if their games that they can get people to spend 5,000 dollars on a burning KE or a golden pan, and they know it.
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>>154177719
Isn't there voice lines in the game of Genji saying the fucking hand gensture names from Naruto?
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>>154177687
Now it's all skial, and you get penalties for leaving the casual matchmaking.
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>>154177829
You know, I really wish I'd gotten into TF2 in its glory days. I was never into this style of shooter, and TF2's whole aesthetic turned me off, but after playing OW and constantly hearing that once upon a time TF2 was better, it makes me sad for missing it.
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>>154177878
Imagine if Widow gets rid of Talon's mind control and she turns into a healer character like Ana. That would be fun.
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>>154177723
no
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>>154177052
I love it when Reaper thanks me. He's such a big softie.
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>>154177908
Going by the fact that it's in alphabetical order, yes
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>>154177609
>TF2
Came out in 2007, has had 9 years worth of content updates

>Overwatch
Came out in 2016, has had a few months worth of content updates
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>>154177878
how do ana's darts and nade heal her allies but damage her enemies?
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>>154178005
Nostalgia goggles turns people stupid.
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>>154177908
Someone else gets a Gipsy Danger vibe off Rein too?
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>>154177982
I hate people in this general so much
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>>154178021
Nanomachines
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Why do Backfills only get 400xp?
Why not 1500 because it's the matchmaker's fault for putting you in a stomp match.
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>>154178021
NANOMACHINES, JACK.


NANOMACHIIIIINES
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>>154177609
tf2
>bonus ducks
>bumper cars

overwatch
>no bonus ducks
>no bumper cars

When will Blizzard take a page out of Valve's book and add these important features?
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>>154178005
shouldn't a 2016 game be an improvement in every way compared to a 2007 game? blizzard had 9 years to copy every good aspect of tf2.
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>>154178038
Yep. I'm so fucking hype for the sequel
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so when is symmetra getting buffed
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Post best ship
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>>154178107
They both had Rocket League clones so they're equal on that
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>>154172542
This meme needs to stop. In overwatch you're not supposed to make a serious climb unless you seriously get better. It's skill rating not some division grinding. Fuck yall ppl frustrated about not being able to climb
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>>154178156
she already is

in my heart
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>>154177097
>doesn't start or end with "Still ridiculous"

weak overpasta
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>>154178113
That's the most retarded thing I've ever read in /owg/ and I've read posts about Widowmaker.
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>Log in
>All my control and sensitivity settings are gone
WHY
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>>154178216
i know, the truth hurts.
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>>154178168
Ships are dumb. Friendships are the best thing.
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>>154177832
Should be saying Japanese train stations instead
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Well matchmaking is a fucking joke. Got put in a game where the entire enemy team was premade and no one on my team was premade. Fun shit.

Almost went even on my placements too. Guess I'm 4-6 with 4 games containing leavers.

I'm guessing I'm the only one who hates AbortionRat?
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>>154178245
this, ships are boring.
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>>154178113
it's like how heroes of the storm was so much worse than dota.

blizzard doesn't seem to even look at the competition. they don't care because they know that blizzdrones will eat anything they shit out up.
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>>154178270
I only hate them when they're just jumping up in down shooting over a wall randomly
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D.Va counters Zarya. Just fly away for 2 seconds when she bubbles and then melt her with 340 DPS shotguns. 0 energy beam has 95 DPS, and she can't headshot.
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>>154177832
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuji-in#Mantra_and_mudra
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>>154177982
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>>154177908
>no grey fox

get outta here
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>>154178313
massive case of same face :/
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>>154178352
Perfect
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When's the top 500 rankings coming out?
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>>154177490

what the fuck were you doing during placement matches?
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>mfw Reaper, McCree, or Pharah ults but it's time to raise my APM

Is there a better feeling when you render their shit useless?
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>>154178168
Ok
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>>154178346
what situation would that be possible?
zarya is supposed to stick with her team.
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>>154178352
thank you for this gift
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This......this isn't good is it?
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>not setting langauge to japanese
>not muting music and turning down sfx
>not maxing voice
>not playing instrumental anime intros in the background


none of you bakas(idiots in nippon)[nippon is the language in japan] have ever experience the true power of nakama
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>>154178457
Is it possible to ship people non-sexually?

I don't do the ship thing, but I have this really strong desire to see 76 and Reaper be friends again.
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>>154175329
Oh, alright. I felt like I had to main slightly to the left or right of the headbox while I was practicing shots with Widowmaker, but maybe my reaction time just isn't as good as I thought it was. Thanks for clearing that up.
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>>154178516
G-get what, anon?
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>>154178528
Some of the Japanese voices are good, some are trash.
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>>154178528
>bakas
the plural of baka is baka
ahou
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>>154178521
you are completely average
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>>154177561
Yet punk Tracer says wanker.
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>>154178551
Nah, man, ship is a sexual thing. Wanting people to be friends is not a ship. Don't think there's even a word for it. We can invent one
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>>154178521
Welcome to my hell, man.

You're only a few losses away from getting matched with this.

>>154178516
Completely believable. I have a whole bunch of early 20s Korean "nerd girl" types on my FB (side effect of going to cons) and they're all crazy for Soldier.
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>>154178551
yes, that's a thing. nerds call em brotps
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>>154177908
Who the fuck's Rick supposed to be?
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>>154178551
It is extremely rare to see these days. I just want art of these characters hanging out together and getting along, not fugging.
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>>154178569
even before i actually became familiar with overwatch and all ive seen are fanart, i honestly thought dva and s76 were a good ship


til i realized dva was much younger and jack was much older

which makes it hotter
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>>154178528
Is this why Genji mains can't hear Roadhog footsteps or McCree ult?
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>>154178654
junkrat, the whole thing is really bad tbqh
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>>154178625
Does she really? Do you have a source?
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>>154178654
I thought he was 76.

The ones I wasn't sure about were too many sunglasses, white haired dude next to pig, and the mom from Rugrats or whoever the hell that is in the bottom row.
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>>154178563
Jesus. Widdy has downs and Tracer looks like a fish.
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>someone in chat tells me we lost because of me playing a flanker
>I use the four golds defense
>"your medals don't matter if you weren't playing the objective"
>four golds includes gold in objective kills and objective time
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>>154178718
There's a couple of clips around, but I don't have a link or anything. I've heard it ingame a couple of times, too, and was surprised it was so rare until I found out it went with the punk skin.

It's probably because "wanker" is just a stereotypical British term to Americans and apparently we don't realize that it's seriously offensive, while "fuck" and "cunt" are if anything less acceptable in the US than in Aus.
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>>154178776
Koreans, man.
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>>154178664
>til i realized dva was much younger and jack was much older

i'm fucking diamonds right now senpai
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>>154174087
So, S75 fucked her canon confirmed?
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>>154177660
Hanzo is always gold in comics for some reason.
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>>154178823
Fuck, I read that in Roadhogs voice.
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>>154178636
Brotps are great. We can all agree that Roadhog/Junkrat, Reaper76 and Reinhardt/Toblerone are best brotps right?
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>mfw ive been searching up "old guy x petite/teen" porn more and more


>so much that google's personalized ad things started giving me ads where the "models" look dangerously young
good thing i live in a southeast asian third world hellhole
>>
Official Overwatch Character Design Tier

>God Tier
McCree
Pharah
Zenyatta

>Great Tier
Lucio
Ana
Genji
Roadhog
D.VA
Widowmaker
Reinhardt

>Okay Tier
Reaper
Tracer
Junkrat
Mei
Mercy
Symmetra
Hanzo
Bastion

>Meh Tier
Soldier
Torbjorn

>Trash Tier
Zarya
Winston
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>>154178718
https://youtu.be/OKsfryM-Pew
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>>154179050
I think this is accurate.
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>>154179050
Torb belongs in trash tier
>>
>climbed from 2600-3000 tonight
Fuck yeah now I don't have to play shitty comp anymore.
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>>154179050
>God Tier
Widowmaker's ass

>Trash Tier
Tracer's crocs
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>>154177609
nigger,I payed 60 sheckles for the orange box when it came out,tf2 wasn't initially free
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>>154178985
They're all friends behind the scenes, one way or another. Under all the perpetual shooting and mundane jobs, Overwatch is just one big diversely cast sitcom.
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>>154179195
>get Posh skin
>her running shoes are still filthy


fucking wow blizz
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>>154178857
Just playing devil's advocate here, but playing a flanker on the objective doesn't mean shit if the rest of your team can't leave spawn.
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>>154179132
And people say Punk Tracer doesn't have her perks.
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>>154179190
>Roadhog neckbeard tier hideous

DELETE THIS
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>>154179132
Damn, I am so tempted to get that skin now.
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>>154179229
who is the Schmidt of overwatch?
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>>154178448
None desu senpai

>This Pharah shittalks your payload time
>Block her ult 2 more times and kill her even more
>Round ends and they can't even make 2nd checkpoint
>Enemy team yells at her for not switching after being hard countered all game while my team spams "gg ez" in chat
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>>154179132
>Huh, wankah

kek, the way she says it makes her sound like she just got let off the bus from school
>>
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>>154178891
No, but 76 didand mister mexico too probably
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>>154179273
Oh wow. This would be a nice touch of lore.
>Junkrat acts the fool not because he's crazy but because he distracts himself from the past
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>>154179050
>liking Edgy McEdgerson of Edge-Upon-Irony
>Grey Fox Rip-off
>and Weeaboo Part 2: WeeaBoogaloo
>over Jetpack Gun Gorilla

I don't want to say you have shit taste anon, but it is very suspect.
>>
>2947
>Nearly Diamond

Can you drop out of Diamond and back to plat? Or is it like the rest and once you're in, you're in for good
>>
>>154179353
Tumblr sure knows how to make sad things sadder. It can be a good thing.
>>
>>154179246
If your team is failing to push, isn't switching to characters like Tracer and D.Va that can bypass the choke they're holding the way to go?
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>>154179132
>wankah
best girl
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in a time where complete reconstructive cosmetic surgery has been already established


there are furries who have discarded their fursuits and have poured money to fully be covered in scales/fur and even had stuff like horns, snouts and tails.
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>>154179421
Your points can drop below, but your icon remains diamond, and so does your end season reward.
>>
>>154179421
Your rating can drop back into Plat tier and below, but you keep your shiny Diamond rank badge so you can pretend that you didn't get carried through placement.
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>>154179421
your points drop to 3k maximum then they stop dropping if the decay is what you mean. otherwise if you drop below 3k rating because of losses you will still have you diamond badge
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>>154179462
Naw, not speaking of the choke. The issue comes on something like control point where multiple enemies are spawn camping, and Genji, Tracer or Pharah run off ahead while their team struggles to make it to site. In that case, the kills they're getting on the objective are completely worthless, since they don't have a team that can come in to capitalize on your picks.
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>>154179550
Sounds like fun times. But technology is clumsy. I'd rather do it in some enlightened Q-like way.
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>>154174132
>STOP shield
I need this
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>>154179580
>Carried through placement
>Tfw solo q'd placements
>went 7-3
>Placed at 2571
>Nearly worked my way up to diamond by solo queuing
>>
>started thanking healers on a reflex when they focus me
>can count the amount of times I've been healed on two hands

Is this because I'm playing Soldier?
>>
>>154179384
Yeah, it's not really solid lore, but it's also not particularly contradicted by anything official.

Same goes for Roadhog, too. We knew his whole world and lifestyle were destroyed around him, and we don't know just how much he lost. It'd explain a lot about his transformation into this faceless, ruthless killer if he had a family that was killed in front of him or whatever.

I really hope Blizzard explores their backstories more.
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>>154179718
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>>154179759
Agreed; the crazy characters are always the most interesting.
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>>154179790
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>>154179132
Fuck now I need this skin
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If you're reading this, I love you.
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>>154178430
I went 8 losses, 1 draw and 1 win and I played support or tank classes.
>>
Good morning /owg/, here are your FRIENDLY COMP REMINDERS


>don't pick Symmetra
>don't pick Bastion
>don't pick Torb
>don't pick Junkrat
>don't pick McCree if you don't have good aim
>don't pick Roadhog if you're gonna be a useless sack of shit who just feeds enemy ults

See you in Diamond!
>>
>>154174257
This isn't even remotely as funny as 5 McCree facts.
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>>154179841
What does this say? I can't read.
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>>154179867
>Funny
their facts, not jokes.
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>>154179860
You forgot about Hanzo
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>>154179884
their facts what?
>>
I deeply regret not buying golden zenny balls with my s1 points. He's fun as fuck
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>>154179752
>tfw I also do this and have no idea if the healers notice or care
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why the fuck does bnet not have an appear offline option?
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>>154179040
You're a flip aren't you?
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>>154179942
Read the official overwatch 37 volume encyclopedia. maybe you'll learn something. Or are you too poor to afford 20 payments of $39.99?
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>>154179860
>tfw dropped from 2510 to around 2380
>tfw a Torb on defense actually works against both the enemy team as well as my own
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>orc shaman Winston
>bad goblin costume Junkrat
>bad abomination costume Roadhog
>Ironforge Torbjorn
>Stormwind Soldier 76
>night elf Widowmaker
>blood elf Mercy
>orc Zarya
>demon hunter Genji

Are you ready for Halloween skins?
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>>154179956
Just set yourself to away my man. If someone says WHY DIDNT YOU RESPOND TO ME just say "i was AFK, Einstein"
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>>154180012
At 2380 you are barely playing against sentient beings to begin with.
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>>154179040
I wish STDs weren't a thing so I could go to SE Asia and fuck the shit out of endless cheap and dubiously legal hookers.
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>>154180012
>dropped to 2200 yesterday
>Bastion actually works sometimes down there
Thank god I'm back to being a 2500s shitter
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>>154179384
>>154179759
Tragic backstories are overrated. More often than not they're cliche and kinda boring.

I'd much rather Trashmouse just stay an amusing pyromaniac and Piggy remain a faceless goon.

Ultimately, nothing they did before they became crazed superbogans could be more entertaining than what they did afterwards.
>>
I just had a Volskaya game where both teams sat on the point saying hello until OT hit
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>>154180108
I find Bastion works occasionally at 2800. Definitely shouldn't be used often though.
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>>154180019
>implying Blizzard would miss an opportunity to give Tracer more skins
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>>154180108
Hope you return fast, anon.
I doubt I'll be getting out of the 23XX any time soon, sadly.
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>>154179759
I think Roadhog was born to be a brutal as fuck mofo.
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>>154180012
Torb has the greatest meme gun in the game
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>>154179956
So that you can't upset your shitter friends by never showing up. That way they keep playing and buying boxes while they ride on your coattails.
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>>154174708

>never did get that zarya skin
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>>154180118
I see what you mean, but every character that's been explored so far has been involved in tragedy somehow. 76, Reaper, Ana, Tracer, Widow, Hanzo, Genji; surely the Australians who literally live in Mad Max land would have some kind of story to tell.
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>>154180019
Skeleton for reaper
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>>154179979
you got it

>>154180091
it doesnt even need to be hookers, as long as you look decently enough girls here would throw themselves at fair skinned foreigners
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>>154180019
>Wasting Halloween on Warcraft
Please no
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>>154174708
I wonder how did that guy get to that level of illustration skill but still managed to fuck up those legs.
>>
>>154180019
Way too much WoW shit, but I'd enjoy Abomhog
>>
>>154180309
That's probably true but I'm so inept with women that I might not realize one was trying to sleep with me if she got naked and pulled my pants off.
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>>154180019
>>night elf Widowmaker
I think Pharah would be the night elf
>>
>>154180019
>Blood Elf Mercy
Do you WANT to break my dick?

Also don't forget their other games.

>Wizard Symmetra
>Marine/Barbarian/Skeleton King Reinhardt
>Siege tank Bastion
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>find that filling to fix the teamcomp gets me more wins than trying to hard carry
>end up playing lucio and reinhardt 80% of the time
>can feel my aim slowly slipping away
>don't want to end climbing to masters with the mechanics of a retarded toddler

D-doushio
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>>154180438
Symmetra would also fit I think.
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>>154180019
>mfw just want some metal gear skins
>mfw it'll never happen
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>>154180456
I learned the same thing desu. Last season I only played carried and it took me a fuckton of games to get 65, but this season I'm just throwing balls and swinging hammers and I'm already diamond and on my way to masters

It's not even like I'm a bad dps, but supports just never do their fucking jobs, so now I do dps and support with my nigga zenny
>>
>>154180456
>find that filling to fix the teamcomp gets me more wins than trying to hard carry
I do this every time and then I see our DPS doing nothing and it kills me inside
Is it really even worse when you don't suck it up and play Lucio?
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>no orc zarya

>no beefy waifu wearing only battle panties

>no orc waifu to grunt "get in there, GO!" in orcish as you plunge your penis insider her
>>
>>154180292
>every character that's been explored so far has been involved in tragedy somehow
>surely the Australians who literally live in Mad Max land would have some kind of story to tell.

Everyone has a story to tell anon, but most of them are really fucking boring.

Variety is important. I'd much rather have them being unremarkable twats who lucked into something huge in the Omnic factory and have their story focus on what they did afterwards.
>>
>>154180576
I don't care; where you see comic relief, I see potential.
>>
>>154180574
She's gonna be a D3Barbarian, not an orc, and you're gonna fucking love it
>>
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>>154180118
I agree about Junkrat - he fits the "chaotic neutral" so well - but Roadhog could use a tragic story, or something similar. I mean, the "faceless goon" stereotype is just the dullest. Those work for background characters, but Roadhog is at least a sidekick to Junkrat, if not a full character himself too. (That said, they could give him some motivations too. Does protecting Junkrat help him in some way? How high up the ladder is he with the Junkers? Why does he wear the mask, and was he always a big guy?)

>>154180576
They could work as a comic relief duo, too, however that's not how they were introduced, so Blizzard would have to retcon stuff already.

>>154173407
I don't know why Hearthstone is up now, but it's very streamable, because of the nature of the game.
>>
>>154180507
Symmetra should be a spacegoat. With crystal laser turrets.

Or a demon with a Dark Portal Teleporter.
>>
I'm doing well in placements so far but I'm still afraid of playing comp when everyone is actually ranked. I don't want to be called names and bullied and stuff. I have the word's thinnest skin.
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>>154180574
>Zarya will never cry out "Stop poking me!"
>>
>>154180552
Usually if I don't suck it up and play Lucio it leads to having a solo Zen for healing

Also is the fact that while I'm not terrible at DPS, I'd rather let xXxGENJIMAINxXx have a go than trying to coerce him into picking Lucio
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>>154180728
>Does protecting Junkrat help him in some way?
50% of the Junkrats treasure
>>
>>154180754
Just disable the chat fäm
>>
Why are Overwatch fans so entitled?
>>
>>154180853
Would revealing heroes orientations actually do anything though?

Would people stop playing Genji if it turned out he was a prancing lala homo man?
>>
>>154180853
>we gave them nearly a year
Whats that suppose to mean? Are they gona start bombing bilz hq.
>>
>>154180925
I already think both he and the people who play him are prancing lala homo men, so no, it really wouldn't do anything for me
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>>154180019
Junkrat is the "goblin"? Why didn't I see that... My OC donut steel hero would have been a short and green-ish (due to reasons) arms dealer, whose business is open to all parties. His kit would include several (if not very effective) guns for all ranges.

>>154180829
...of which we don't even know anything about. Hurry up with the animations already, Blizzard!
>>
What do commends get you, experience? Why won't anyone fucking commend me!?
>>
>>154180754
Mute all communication and pretend it's QP
Solo queue honestly goes better when you don't bother talking to your team because the chance they're saying something useful is much lower than the chance that they're being salty and trying to blame their poor performance on somebody else
>>
>>154180942
WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT OUR CHAINS
>>
>>154180829
What keeps them from backstabbing each other?
>>
>>154180728
>They could work as a comic relief duo, too, however that's not how they were introduced, so Blizzard would have to retcon stuff already.

How do you figure?

Also, how do you and >>154180652 both think I want to limit them to comic relief? I never said anything about that.

I'd just rather see the Rat and Pig be Bogan Bonnie & Clyde instead of some wankery about how tragic it was that Jaime never got to be a folk singer or some shit.
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>>154180853
>they reveal it to be pharah and Mercy
>a) to pander to the already existing tumblr fans of that ship
>b) because just like every other """progressive""" developer they want to make it 2 cute girls so that they don't get much of a backlash or whatever

As a homo it triggers me a bit that it's 2 pretty lesbos every single time. If you want to show hwo prrogressive you are put some bloody effort into it.
>>
>>154180309
>you got it

AYYYYYYYY! I'm a flip too
>>
I was hoping D.Vas sit emote was special enough that I could pop ult straight from the pose. I was sadly mistaken
>>
>Watching gold ranked streamers on twitch
>The absolute state of the games they're in

Do people have the audacity to say that they "don't belong in gold, I'm actually a diamond level player I swear"?
>>
>>154180998
>taking a shit on your own reputation as a bodyguard
A poor warrior throws away his best weapon.
>>
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How's that solo Q going, boys?
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>>154180998
Probably they're motives being the same: both hate omnics because they're homeland was destroyed by them
that said Roadie doesn't have any reason not to kill Jamison, unless of course only Junkrat knows where the treasure is. Based on their communications ingame only Junk sees Roady as his friend, and Roadhog can't give a fuck about Junkrat
>>
>>154181042
emperor trump cant rise to power fast enough to finally drop a nuke or two on this damned rock so we can finally just start civilization again
>>
>>154180091

Too bad SE Asians look even uglier than niggers.
>>
>>154181078
Link me up famicon, I want to see some quality gameplay
>>
>>154181078
I'm plat, but it's not that I think I'm so good I should be in diamond, it's more "How the hell am I being matched with these guys on the regular?
>>
>>154181041
My fear is that they have Mercy reserved for Torbjorn seeing as they're together in some official art and how dwarves are Blizzard's unofficial mascot. I get a feeling that Rein or Lucio could be gay.
>>
>>154179956
this senpai
I don't wanna ruin friendships over a game, but I have an autistic perma-Torb friend and I never win payload KOTH or attack anymore. Even his +20% exp bonus isn't worth it
>>
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>>154181132
Just go on twitch, outside of the top few streamers right now they're mostly low plat/gold.

>>154181107
Feels pretty fucking stagnant, man. I should start duo/triple q'ing with some people I know soon instead of stubbornly playing Zen in solo q. The teammates I'm getting aren't bad at all, it's just hard to get a win streak going.
>>
>>154181041
I feel like Reaper will be one because I don't think anyone at blizz especially likes him or self-inserts as him and it goes well with him being a foil to 76, a likable straight guy
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>>154181160
I don't mind Lucio, but I hope they leave the grandpa alone.
>>
>>154180925
You underestimate the power of homophobia, my dude
You got niggas out here refusing to buy certain brands because they had a commercial with a same-sex couple
>>
>>154181160
I would fucking love that desu famalam, the squat 30+ something her age dwarf from Ikealand gets to fuck the "pure lesbian".
It'd put the pharmercy fans into a fit and hopefully kill them.
>>
>>154181254
but is your grandfather the demographic that plays overwatch?
>>
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Did I stop being shit yet?
>>
>>154181034
In their introductory video they blatantly say that Roadhog is "a remorseless killer": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5kTATxt7bE

That doesn't really fit in with "unremarkable twats".
>>
>>154181160
I wonder who would even be the maddest at Torb/Mercy
The people that think she's a lesbian would hate it of course, but then it would also piss off the people who ship her with Genji and the waifufags who would have to imagine her being fucked by a grotesque Swedish midget
>>
>>154181305
No but 20-something insecure-in-their-own-sexuality males sure are
>>
>>154181041
I'm half expecting them to announce some character is actually trans, so they can ride that wave as well.

Hopefully it will be Lucio or Hana.
>>
>>154181127
What's your SR
>>
>>154181114
Roadhog seems like he doesn't really give a fuck about anything.
>>
>>154181315
congrats, you are now average
>>154181324
crime shows like that always exaggerate and love painting their subject as pure evil
though there isn't much to suggest any of the other heroes show remorse
>>
>>154181042
>>154180309
Mabuhay motherfuckers
I'm only half, though
>>
>>154181160
Torbjorn is going to be her foster father to explain why she was in that Overwatch group picture at age 17 before going to med school or anything
>>
>>154181460
Half flips are good-looking.
Post face pic
>>
><2000
subhuman

>2000-2300
very bad

>2300-2500
bad

>2500-2800
mediocre

>2800-3000
okay

>3000-3200
good

>3200-3500
very good

>3500+
elite
>>
>>154181376
Yet it doesn't stop them from coming to /owg/ that has more faggotry than /mgg/
>>
>>154181625
basically
>>
>>154181625
><2000
subhuman

>2000-3000
very bad

>3000+
mediocre
>>
>>154181625
>1-5000
>subhuman

Fixed that for you
>>
>>154181324
Roadhog feels like a passive aggressive fuck who doesn't care about anything anymore and obviously doesn't have any problems with violence because in the mad max wasteland it's the norm, but he's not a maniac like Junkrat or edgelord like Reaper.
>>
>3 dead threads
>nobody making a new one
Okay, I'll just wait.
>>
>>154181705
><2000
subhuman

>2000-3000
could be anywhere from subhuman to pretty good because 90% of the playerbase lingers in this range and rank means next to nothing here

>3000+
probably alright
>>
>>154181625
Guess this healslut is an elite. Nice.
>>
>>154181625
>your rank-your rank
complete SHIT

>my rank+
absolutely amazing
>>
>>154181625
That list only applies to full premades.
>>
>>154181440
He cares about pachimari
>>
who is easiest to play when drunk
>>
>>154181931
Lucio
>>
>>154181931
Mei, Winston, Mercy.
>>
>>154181931
el rato
>>
new thread pls

ive got some dank memes ready to splurge
>>
>>154181931
Drunkrat
>>
>>154181809
This. ELO hell is real and its name is Platinum.
>>
>>154181790
Perhaps, but that still doesn't explain why he won't outright kill Junkrat. Whatever junkie has in his possession must be something that benefits Roadhog, but is also something that he can't simply "cash in". I'm hoping it ties to the Junkers in someway, or to a tragic backstory.
>>
>>154181980
Mei is popular with stoners
>>
>>154181625
Correct for now, but things will change once people reach their true rankings. At the moment the 2500-3000 bracket is too densely populated due to how the placements work. The really awful players (those below 2500 now) will slide down and the decent players will move up above 3000. The true elite players will be at 4000-4500.
>>
>>154181809
>>154182019
I'd change that to 2500-3000

If you drop below 2500 for more than a game or two you're pretty shit.
>>
>>154181247
Grandpa belongs with grandma.
>>
holy fuck why is there 3 /owg/s?
>>
>>154181931
hanzo
>>
the LGBT character hasn't been introduced yet.

I guarantee it.
>>
>>154181810
post btag immediately
>>
>>154182159
its obviously __you__
>>
>>154182159
It's Sombra
>>
>>154181625
>Fall in the good
Nice
>>
>>154182075
>The true elite players will be at 4000-4500.
All 200 of them, most being streamers/pros who never play without a 6 man premade
>>
SOMEONE START A NEW THREAD ALREADY
>>
>>154182159
That seems likely, if they are indeed going for it. It's better to introduce the character to be ACRONYMS right from the getgo, so none of the fans of current characters get pissed.
>>
What overwatch pick to use for my custom mouse pad 900*400mm.
>>
>>154181041
That's funny, because I feel the same way when the token gay is always an effeminate, well dressed man or some shit. Like normal chill gays or god forbid a middle aged soccer mom lesbian could exist in entertainment as opposed to of a vacuum of queer glitter parties and drag shows.
>>
>>154182283
>All 200 of them
That's what elite means anon
>>
So yeah i climbed over to gold and what the fuck is actually going on. I keep getting teamed up with symmetra&bastion on attack or no spport no tank defences. What the fuck. Are silvers actually better than golds? They at least try to pick reasonable compositions.
>>
>>154174132
What are his thrusters like in this skin concept? Pls let it be 2 rows of hotrod pipes.
Hammer?
>>
>>154177313
hot
>>
>>154177313
Wait, was Ana just abducting them or doing the raping herself
>>
>>154182159
Mei is gay for climate science
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