/smgen/ - SMITE General

This thread has Amaterasu, so it's better than the other one.

NTH FOR TERRAS BIG DONKEY DICK

there already was an ama picture in the last general you fucking idiot

xth for TERRAS BIG DONKEY DICK

>>154154231
I'll just strap these here I guess. (god damn CAPTCHA not loading sometimes)

>Odyssey 2017 + Xing Tian's Mountain
http://odyssey.smitegame.com/

>Camp Lazy Day
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Camp_Lazy_Day

>>154154725
About four years I guess.
Xbalanque poison dart have a simplified 126% scaling from physical power, that means that the 40 power from Warrior Tabi adds 50.4 damage to that ability. This overcomes the difference in damage you see in kretcalc. Additional, there's the whole "if you miss even once, Warrior Tabi" is better thing.

Look, it's just a fact. This isn't an opinion to be argued. Warrior Tabi is factually better on hunters, even late game. There's a lot of misinformation out there about this subject, but if you look into it for yourself in-depth then you'll see it.

>>154155309
>expecting console players to look at anything in-depth

they would all be playing pc if they could

>>154155537
This desu.

>>154155537
Technically they wouldn't be playing SMITE.

>>154155680
This to be quite frank.

I am so confused. Why am I getting matched against diamond 1s? When I am gold 3? To add burn to the wound I am also not getting a single diamond or even a platinum on my team. Did they change the ranking system?

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Threadly reminder that huehuehues are among us.

>>154156496
>le new boogyman xD

>>154156582
Hello Pedro

>>154156582
Hello Pedro

>>154156731
>>154156767
Pedromind

>>154156731
>>154156767
>>154156827
xD

>>154156767
>>154156731
holy fuck lol

>>154156827
>>154156839
>>154156858
I don't get it? It was posted almost a full minute apart. The anon just copy pasted the last post quickly.

>>154156986
Try again Javier

>>154157064
I wasn't the who made the original post anon.

>>154154231
outfit seems pretty busy

>jacket
>foxy stockings
>tail
>fox cap
>backpack
>sailor blouse
>those frilly suspender things
>amulet necklace
>custom sheath and sword, both gold

>no fox tail accessory hanging off pommel

>>154157218
Well okay then. I was the second anon and I didn't copypaste it was just a weird LATAMphobic coincidence

>>154154708
>>154154891
why a donkey?
why not a whale?

you think too small, peons

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>>154157525
>why not a whale penis

>>154157406
>no fox tail accessory hanging off pommel

good

>>154157406
Are you weebs never happy? You got your meme fox shit. Now go outside for once in your crusty, stained underwear lives.

>>154157686
When you think about how huge a blue whale is that's so tiny. It's maybe twice the size of a horse and horses are like 1/1000 of a blue whale.

>>154157923
no, that was more of a "why WASN'T there a fox tail accessory" because you KNOW there would fucking be one because JURPAHN IS NUMBAH WON!

but you obviously didn't figure that out...

>>154158506
>because you KNOW there would fucking be one because JURPAHN IS NUMBAH WON!

Not everyone here is a weeb you fucking mongoloid.

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STOP MATCHING ME WITH SHITTERS ON MY TEAM

>>154158656
your on a weeb board anon
this site was copied from the olde weeb texts from before weeb existed as the word you know

also
fuck you, you know what i was talking about faggot

>>154159079
>this site was copied from the olde weeb texts from before weeb existed as the word you know

That's the history of 4chan correct but you know it's a lot more than that now. Not everyone here is a weeb.

>>154158137
Apparently they're around 8 feet long

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>Low-Rez listened to the SJW's again

I don't know why I even bother with this game anymore.

Are they adding a new game mode? I haven't played for a while so I haven't been paying too much attention, but a new game mode could make the game fun again for me again

>>154160960
PvE limited time mode. Lasting for 3 weeks.

>>154161023
Thanks. Was hoping something cool like 2v2 but whatever. Oh well

>>154161343
There's already 2v2 every wednesday

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>been playing ranked exclusively for the last five months
>guru says I have 200 hours ranked conqu
>still in bronze playing with qualifiers

>>154163782
>200 hours in ranked
>still shit

lel, why do you even bother

Will I be able to get FP from the new gamemode?

>tfw you dragon form as Fafnir and Izanami stealths away and you perfectly predict where she went and hit the tiny AoE after 4 seconds of stealth over a wall at max range for the kill
I only with I was recording, that was the most amazing single stun I've ever landed.

>>154163945
Im in a clan of arena peons and solo queue can only bring you this far.

>>154163950
No, because you can never "win."
It's an infinite amount of rounds until you lose.

>>154160736
Not to worry. As long as Madame Darkness and Crimson Night Noxes still do the original taunt, we'll be right as rain.

>Some cuntrag shitstain instalocks nemesis, with the animu skin to boot
>says in chat "cool nemesis skin" about his OWN skin
>something in the back of my mind triggers, I type "Can you speak english?"
>"Nop spanish XD"

>during the game I have nearly 300 ping
>visually rubberbanding
>have to lead my shots by about 6 feet to hit anyone
>the nemesis builds soul eater and a mishmash of pen and crit
>they feed
>3rd game of the night lost

Smite is single-handedly making me racist. I had a goal to win 3 wins a day to reach enough fp by the end of the year to get everything out of the season ticket but no, latam dirt children insist on bringing their shit builds and their stupid fucking dog language.

>join a clan to avoid the shitters

Yeah I tried that, and within 6 rounds these clan cunts were feeding before ragequitting. It made me start checking everyone's smiteguru profile and the shitters in this clan of mine are fucking sub-800 elo.

>>154163950
>>154164659
To anyone wondering, if you make it to round 25 you get a reward. I may just complete the quest, but im not too sure

What is the best cross section of class and pantheon, and why is it Chinese Warrior?

So this Amaterasu skin.
That's a fox tail, butt plug, right?

Odin is fucking retarded, and this game will be retarded until they nerf his fucking retarded damage.

>>154165294
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

I don't get why HiRez has us in games with fucking beaners. It's one thing to merge servers if you have a tiny playerbase. It's another if you have a fuckload of people playing a TEAM GAME, and half of them don't speak the same language as the other half.

>>154156496
I am a hue, my name is not Pedro though.

>>154166628
As long as they're allowed to play on our servers and not forced into their own shithole they'll come to Na

>>154165629
Chinese Warriors are noble, strong and will kick your shit in with the greatest of ease and courtesy.

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*raises paw*

Is this game good? I just noticed the OP's image, feels like I belong here. haha

Brace yourself. The furfags are coming.

>>154167435
Yes, especially if you are in a party.

Hi rez needs to fucking wall these assholes into their own servers. FORCEFULLY make them play with themselves, who gives a shit about integration. They are effectively lowering everyones skill level just by being in our servers

>>154168253
I don't mind, they can't be hated more than the futafags that cause a shitstorm every fucking thread

So why is Ravana being banned so damn much all of a sudden? Why isn't Ama ever picked instead?
I'd pick her myself but i'm not comfortable playing her in Ranked yet

>>154168531
desu they just need to add into their matchmaking to prefer similar continents. Whatever they have in to prefer parties if you're in a party, make it to prefer America if you're in America, and prefer Brazil if you're in Brazil.

>>154168776
Because if Ravana stands in front of her and cucks her dash, and immediately roots, she's fucking dead. Ravana is a huge lane bully, I've been playing him a lot lately too and I'm glad they're nerfing him.

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>200 ping on NA
>decide to play with hues to see how my ping is

>>154169127
>being this new to Smite

HiRez has shit servers and sometimes when a game begins, it won't establish connections properly and (usually) everyone or (sometimes) just a few people have astronomical ping for the entire match. It's just a bug, and playing another match almost always fixes it. This isn't an excuse for HiRez bullshit, just an explanation for how to get past it.

Matchmaking will sometimes create a team of 4 or a game of 9 where the last person needed is too specific for the system to locate, and it never finds that person. If you're queue is longer than 3 minutes, just leave queue and re-queue to fix this. HiRez has plenty of bugs in their shit game, but luckily they're pretty easy to get past.

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>Fafnir supp gets first blood
>snowballs like crazy
>starts building offensively to take advantage
>ends the game with top damage
I've never been so happy to be cucked before.

>>154168828
They seems decent but it won't help the LaTam servers since they would always go to other continents. Some hue explained here that their players always prefer other servers because no one plays on their servers.
So basically they're retarded and need to be forcefully walled into their own shit server

>>154170115
I don't think you really get what I'm saying. I mean make the system prefer localization, not the players. So Americans will mostly queue with Americans, a d Mexicans queuing in America will mostly get matched with other Mexicans queuing in America.

>>154170237
Oh I get it now. It seems really dumb, why would they purposely wreck their ping just to get added with other Hue's in a far away server?

I stand by the forceful wall, these guys skill level is just too damn low to be allowed the luxury of playing on ours.

>>154170427
It's doesn't matter to me what their ping is if they're not matched with me.

How do i counter AMC solo? I play a lot of SWK and everytime someone plays AMC or some specific adcs i feel like my hands are tied.

>>154170569
Have your jungle gank early so he falls behind, I hope you build defense because I don't understand how you can lose to a Hunter without an escape as a Warrior.

When you whisper to someone, how do you know that it has gone through? Does it give you some sort of message if you typed the name wrong?

>>154171242
Yes.

>>154170427
>why would they purposely wreck their ping just to get added with other Hue's in a far away server?
Who cares? If they dont want to wreck their ping then they can play on their own servers. If they do, I still don't get matched with them anyways.

>>154171242
The power of BRAZIL!

>>154170691
AMC in solo and in Duel have a really annoying denial style of play. The whole idea is to slow with the honey, and use the speed from the hives, and use Hfats with that to constantly poke a with steady stream of shots while being unreachable. They basically deny any kind of fight, and tickle you to death over the course of three waves or so, while fleeing immediately at the first sign of trouble. It's infuriating.

>>154171715
Oh Duel is a whole different beast. Yeah he's top tier there if the other player knows how to use him. Nemesis and Bakasura is a good counter pick against him. He really is fucking annoying because once he builds CD he will just spam that annoying fucking honey over and over and over again

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>http://smite.guru/censor/match/hr/35644
>Matchmaking thought this was a good match up
I honestly dont know how to feel at this point.

>>154172806
>That whole part of people that did awful
I wonder how their conversation went

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Literally 4 minutes in I asked how many were under 10. 1 guy responded and said they all were and they they were trying new gods.
>Realizing what happened and what will happen

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>>154171715
>MFW I love playing solo lane AMC
>MFW a Ravana or a Bellona think they're hot shit

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>>154173054
>MFW I love playing against solo AMC
>MFW doesn't matter who I am because a couple ganks and you'll literally never come online

I wouldn't mind the fox the skin if the hair wasn't blue. That's just out of place.

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>>154173029
>Playing with friends
>One of them lets his little bro play
>His bro is better than him

>>154170691
Early game swk can't clear and sol he will just harass me with basics and instaclear wave with his 3 while i can't touch his hives without taking a fuckton of damage.

How do I git gud with Ammy? I like her, but I have no idea what I'm doing half the time.

>>154173698
Ult bot with qins and EXE.

>>154173204
B-but these ganks never came.

Everyone talks about Loki being the most cancerous Assassin but that belongs to Susano.
>will literally 100-0
>even if you're a tank he's taking out a good fucking chunk of your health
>fucking ult that fucks everyone in lane
>OH AND DID I MENTION HE ALSO SAFE AS FUCK
>most susanos just poke you with his pull and double dash away from you
>that usually leaves you almost dead
>he could do that like 5 seconds later
he's fucking shit

>>154174479
Nobody hates loki because they think he's too strong or whatever. They hate him because of the people who play him and his anti team oriented playstyle

>>154174479
Being OP isnt being cancerous, being cancerous is eternally split pushing so your team has to fight 4 v 5s and your lane opponent can never leave lane without their tower dying.

>>154168617
Normies are the problem

>>154174679
>>154174967
He's gonna give me an aneurysm, so he is cancerous....to my health.

btw it's only gonna get worse when his new skin comes out

Izanami is really fun

that is all
and qt

>Xing Tian
>Increased the wind up time on Whirlwind of Rage and Steel.
They really want to make his ult useless.

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Was it autism?

>>154176050
It's already so slow that any character can dash out of it without using beads upon visual confirmation what the point of increasing it even further?

>>154175938
She's really not.

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Izanami is... ok. Well done Jew-rez.

>>154176525
>Trumpy2016
Of course it was.

>>154176525
It started off like he was just having a really good time, then the edgy teen came out.

Izanami is actually really fun. Like Hi Rez said, she's a hard hunter to play so I wouldn't expect the shitters here to actually like her since she requires some form of skill

>play joust
>lose first teamfight
>???
>die again
>watch Raijin miss everything
>check his match history
>it's 0/8s and 2/8s for days
>afk

That was cathartic. Saved me a good 20 minutes.

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>>154176729
I really, really like this pig.

>>154176851
Said the console baby.

>>154176994
Zoophilia is the last thing we need here

http://smite.gamepedia.com/Odyssey%27s_Greatest_Hits_Chest

>400 gems for things that were 200 gems before

Typical jew-rez.

>>154177089
I know you're 15 but can you not make everything sexual my friendo

>>154177218
>1 item from the 2015 and 2016 chest

So we get 2 items or are they jewing it up and we only get 1 for 400gems?

>>154177089
>gif of a cute pig
>immediatly think of fucking it
The only zoophile here is you.

>>154176525
>average /pol/tard.jpg

>>154177356
one per roll, except for the bundles that give you two things (two announcer packs, or a ward and a frame). the description is talking about the chest having all regular items from both odysseys.

Is Terra a better solo or ADC babysitter?

If you were to remove one god from each pantheon, who would it be and why?

>>154155309
>the 40 power from Warrior Tabi adds 50.4 damage to that ability

Ninja Tabi still has 20 physical power.
The extra DPS from Warrior Tabi has to be calculated with (20 * % SCALING) / COOLDOWN.

If you are proficient enough, though, Ninja Tabi can be worth it on select Hunters.

Rama has no physical scaling apart from his ult.
Jing Wei only has 90% scaling on one ability, excluding her ult. No one is actually retarded enough to stand in the whole duration.
Hou Yi has 65% scaling on his ricochet without any bounces. His other scaling abilities are his escape and ult.

The point is, Ninja Tabi is fine if you are actually landing autos accurately and consistently and you are using it on the correct gods.

For most players and hunters, though, Warrior Tabi is better. Building it early is almost always pointless and swapping it late occurs in so few games because if you are at the point where you are looking to swap boots, you should have swapped to triple crit for max player DPS as by then the game is dictated by the final teamfight.

>>154166531
Odin is weak anon.

>>154164447
Find a new clan.
Make friends in Conquest like any aspiring player.

You will be playing with Qualifiers for Bronze-Gold, and sometimes even Platinum.
To be honest though, at Bronze you should be able to carry.You might just be shit.

>>154170569
Invade.
Call for ganks.
Make your way to late-game and take advantage of them having only one frontline.

>>154166531
You hit his shield even once and his damage is down 25%.

He has to blow his escape and two abilities for his full damage.

His wave clear and his main damage are the same ability.

>>154178712
>extremely poor clear
>solo

>>154182218
>Terra
>extremely poor clear
Am I being memed?

>>154182576
>terra
>good clear

-_-

>>154157923
>fox
>weeb shit
pc players

I want to suck Terra's sweaty meat stick.

>>154183378
Faggot.

>>154182638
>put your 3
>dash in/dash out
>wave cleared.
How is that bad clear?

>>154182638
>-_-
>Terra
>implying she isn't the Guardian with the best clear

She is a shit solo because she has no kill potential.

>>154178712
Neither.
She gives lane clear advantage to your ADC, then she rotates and brings teamfighting with notable crowd control. Her sustain is also great, though it does force you into one area.

Terra is a fine Guardian, though you have to play around her lack of damage.

Do you guys think a sale for gems will occur within the next 11 days? I want to go for ragnarok skin.

>>154184453
Next gem sale will be likely be black friday sale.

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>>154184625
Well that's no good. Wish they didn't remove the option to buy 100$+ worth of gems for cheaper.

Fucking hell I'm sick of playing against terra, reddit whining and getting her a buff was so stupid she already had op utility now she just makes games boring.

>safemode is on due to server instability
the fuck is this bullshit
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>tfw no Bellona and Freya to spit roast me.

>>154164195
its too bad you don't play on xbox
it records all my amazing kills that you wish you had done

>>154183658
>wave cleared
>cleared = still has 30-50% of hp you need to waste your 2 on to finish or expect opponent to let his creeps die from dot instead of cleaning you creeps with 1 ability and push you under tower

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When I get the old Wa skin, I'm gonna build both rings and Hfats every game.

>>154189516
Attack speed Nu Wa best Wa

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>Enemy hunter's only crit item is a DB
>hits me 3 times
>did 1.2k damage

>>154187578
Put me vs all these Destiny and Halo 5 playing shitters and I'll poop down their throats
Only time I ever played on a console was my friend's lvl 30 acc on xbox in ranked joust and I went 28/0 with poseidon then 22/1 with fucking Ra of all people

>>154191237
>I build wind demon AND db
>I never crit gods when I need to and always crit minions first or second auto
I love this game

>>154189516
Nu Wa's old 3 would have worked pretty nicely with the new Telkhines Ring.

>>154191497
I miss those fire AOE basics.

Shame all we get now is the shit downgraded version Jing has.

>>154192163
I miss her cage. And her enhanced auto attacks from her metal crystal. Her old passive was so much fun.

>>154192517
Cage + Fenrir was the best combo.

"Increased the wind up time on Whirlwind of Rage and Steel."

Why do they punish me so? Are farmquest players such shit that they do not realize how to get away from a spinning up Xing, and the rest of us have to suffer for it?

>>154194220
Hi-rez wont be happy until he's never picked again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok3aroS7nFw

Please watch the first 4 minutes it is a great laugh
We get to see the inner workings of a "nihilistic" Loki main who has hurt a LOT of people

>>154194220
It's a joke anon. They're decreasing the wind up time.

>>154194474
This dude literally says he's a nihilistic atheist that hurt a lot of people and thinks school shootings and Isis are cool

My fucking sides holy shit

>>154183915
kek

>>154061281
Please don't reference me by name.

>>154195301
why not dankshark?

>>154195678
Because there's no need for namefagging unless they actually contribute something. I post shitty videos and sometimes give gems to people.

>>154196638
Please give me gems.

>>154196738
Join the discord and @ me and I'll set it up.

>>154196638
Give me gems, also butt pic with timestamp

>>154196638
yo dankshark hit me up with some gems

>>154196854
>join the discord
Ehhhhhh.....

>>154196874
I'll do this later. In public right now.
>>154196969
Only got 15 bucks on steam can only do for one person unless both people want 200.

>pls dont refer to me by name
>i only give gems out
>s-stop it guys, i'll give you stuff out later uguu~
>remember don't refer to me by name name wughh

Lmao dying playerbase, dying esports scene, dying servers, dead balance team, dumb programmers

>>154197471
Yeah I only give gems out. What's the big fucking deal? And besides my friend has a bunch of shitty YouTube videos that involve me screaming. Don't want attention for a reason.
>>154197058
Unless you have curse this won't happen because we need to exchange info.

>>154197710
>Don't want attention for a reason.
If you didn't want attention, you wouldn't be posting any of this. You're pretending to not want attention, but it's obvious you do.

>>154198081
Look man, you can say I want attention all you want, that won't change the fact you're wrong and that you'll never hold hands with your waifu.

>>154197710
>exchange info
What for?

>>154198237
>you'll never hold hands with your waifu
But I already did.

>>154198318
Group masturbation sessions.

>>154198318
Steam version make me have to jump through hoops. Need info from you and don't want that make that public.
>>154198352
Sure you did man

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>last game needed to rank up in joust
>literally dominating enemy team
>5-0 with them
>one retard rank 10 neith on our team keeps retreating whenever we close in on them
>take the tower without her
>say "you rock"
>leaves game within 5 seconds of that
>start getting owned, 9 minutes later they take our pheonix
>neith comes back and just watches them take titan
>view her profile
>My languages Portuguese (Brazil)
Something must be done about this.

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Nemesis is cute.

>>154198881
Tell yourself that EU had it worse, we have russians that are basically BR who use a different alphabet, but often half of the team will speak a different language. Sometimes you are the only one speaking english.

Has there been any confirmation on Odyssey 2017 price?

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https://twitter.com/HirezChris/status/773900684924248065?lang=en
>Hi-Rez in charge of getting their patch note right.

>>154200629
Yessssss.

>>154200490
Not yet but expect 7-8.5k for everything.

>>154200702
I hope that with my 5.5k gems+quests I will be able to get all the limited reward.

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>>154200629
>Just started playing Smite two days ago and Xing was my go to god to play.
At least I saved enough to buy a new god.

why is Chiron so boring?
you just stand there hitting autos, then when the enemy runs away you just use your 2 and dies.
i feel no satisfaction, not even when i got a kill with his ult from long rage.

Everything about Chiron is so mild but is not bad.

holy fuck why do people even queue up ranked if they're just gonna fucking afk for the entire fucking thing and feed people when they come back

>>154194220
Its to simulate how difficult it is to truly spin an axe that fast in real life

>>154201404
You should have seen release Xing, he was so fun to play. It was so fun to blink+ult+hook slam+ furious roar the opponent teams ,getting a kill or two because they didn't buy beads and then leaping away while spamming VEL. You were also nearly unkillable because nearly every defensive items gave you health+ prot. It was OP but so fun.

>>154201523
Chiron was created to be a training god, he is safe and easy to play but because of that he isn't really exciting to play.

>>154200937
As long as they don't go full jew and you do every odyssey points quest you should be fine. Well if you want to buy all the wards, borders and icons instead of skins you're 100% safe.

>>154201404
He got buffed what's your problem?
>>154201523
>playing pony hunter instead of huge variety of waifus avaiable

>>154198237
You brought over a post from the last general and turned it all about yourself. How is that not wanting attention you mongoloid?

>>154200937
You'll be able to skip 4 levels with the quests. So that's four items you can skip. If you skip four 500 gem items you'll save 2000 gems so 5.5k should be enough.

3 days in a fucking row I get the same fucking brazilian faggot in my queue and hes always on my team holy shit I've seen him like 9 times now what the actual fuck is this matchmaking I thought it was supposed to be better since the recent update

>>154204070
That just means that latam players is where you belong.

>>154197023
source?

>Eager literally build winged blade on every gpd
Winged blade best item confirmed.

>>154206179
pokemon

>get home from work
>check the spl
>envy getting shit on

All is right with the world

>First Terra in the SPL.
>get first blooded
Fuck

>>154207074
le funny meme XD XD

>>154208091
terra is shit

I wish there was a way to permanently disable chat.

>>154208852
>chat settings (the little gear at the bottom)
>hide discussion

Also that Terra build trigger me.

OCEANS

rip my fucking fp

fuck off ares you fucking ultbot faggot, it doesn't matter if I avoid your ults and get out of them because the rest off my team is going to try to run away rather than attack you for some reason.

If you get more penetration than defense the enemy has, it's wasted or it actually increases the damage?

>>154154231
An other shitty skin from a terrible idea. Only Hi-Rez is able to produce absolutely so manyhorrible/uninteresting skins in a row

>>154208852
play on console lel
no chat for this or overwatch and also that no one uses mics!

>>154210979
Wasted.

>>154211192
>playing on a console

I'm not THAT desperate to turn off chat.

>Veneno's build
what the fuck?
ullr trans ninja tabi and witchblade

>>154211853
witchblade is good on hunters after the buff, 60 phys protection, reduces the other adcs attacks speed while giving you some more. great for boxing enemy adc

>>154211156
The faggot on stream even said it reminded him of a furry convention. He said it all excited like, talking about how many furries there were at the last one he went to.

>>154212179
That's not live yet.

>>154212612
Are you retarded? It's been live for over a week now.

I hate playing hunter so much. Why can't anyone else pick it I thought people liked to do damage.

>>154194474
Ow the edge

Im not a Christian, but holy shit that reason for worshipping the devil and then becoming atheist was so egotistical.

My parents sold/smoked meth until i was 13, i got the shit beat out of me on my 10th bday, my mom cheated with the neighbor who ended up burning his house down with him inside and im pretty sure my dad killed himself last year but you dont see me being an edgy whiny cunt about it.

>>154213314
Because I can't land my autos

>>154213392
I'm sorry to hear that Anon. That's really fucking rough, it's not fair for anyone let alone a child to have to live like that.

>>154213392
How does it feel knowing that your mom's pussy kills people?

>>154213314
i do, i love adc, i can't land autos but i love it.

>>154213392
>My parents sold/smoked meth until i was 13, i got the shit beat out of me on my 10th bday, my mom cheated with the neighbor who ended up burning his house down with him inside and im pretty sure my dad killed himself last year but you dont see me being an edgy whiny cunt about it.

I can lie on the internet too.

>>154213936
Its actually not a lie unfortunately, i dont like to blogpost but faggots that say "i had a hard lief, was dealt a shit hand, plz pity me" to get free shit or excuse their behavior pisses me off because of my childhood.

The only part that might not be true is my dad killing himself, but he never wantes to work a real job and always did shifty shit like stealing aluminium to sell to metal factories and telemarketing. At one point he was homeless for like 6 months. He couldnt afford a car and kept getting motor scooters. One by one they either needed to be fixed constantly and one got stolen. I helped him out constantly once i got a car and would lend him money but one day the friend he was staying with told me he was going to kill himself and i havnt heard from him since.

Moral of the story, dont get fucking motor scooters, they suck ass.

http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Scylla

Enjoy, Scyllafags.

>we have a late game comp but we have to play defensively to get there
>our thor fucking chimps out constantly, ulting into 5 when no one is there to follow up

What the FUCK is with these people?

kek incon is lagging as fuck
>>154215258
LATAM
A
T
A
M

>>154194474
I too hate god.

>>154215258
>People

Well, there is your problem.

>>154194474
>I was like Loki few fears ago
>I was malevolent, used to hurt people
>I was in second grade
fucking kek

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>Odyssey prices are 500gems
>Y-you can skip for levels so it's fine
>Decrease the price by 20% for the skip
>Increase skin price by 25%

DIRTY
FUCKING
RATS

What's an Ao Kuang build that makes the enemy want to quit?
Gonna practice with him in casual for when the rare chances he doesn't get banned I can use him to his full potential.

>>154217096
shit that hits with his 3, all that on hit shit bro

>>154194474
I've seen this guys videos before. He just another shitty Loki player, he flames when he loses and is losing games because "DUDE LOKI SUPPORT XDD" and blames team mates if it doesn't work.

He isn't even that good, I swear I remember that he didn't get a kill because his jungler didn't read his mind to clear a camp or something. It's retarded.
At first I thought it was a parody, but no. He's just a delusional shitter. Please don't give this guy anymore views, don't encourage this behavior.

>>154216867
But t4 skins are going to be 500 too, rather than the usual 600.

They are just doing what they did for last years summer event, where all skins had had a flat 500 gem cost.

>my ullr feeling himself
>jumps into 4, gets fucked on by pos whirlpool+kraken, apollo and freya
>I ask him what the hell is he doing
>fuck you bitch I can't survive a kraken

Why the everloving fuck would you use your leap to get INTO all that bullshit?

>>154217327
GLORY!

>Get a coupon for 50% off a voice pack
Thanks gay rez for the coupon that lasts two days that I can't use on anything since I already own them all you faggots

>>154217831

what'd you do to get the coupon?

>>154217926
Bought Izanami's vp

>>154217831
>I already own them all
spotted the real faggot

>>154218431
Not him but I've owned them all for awhile. If you pick a few off when they're 100 gems then soon they're all gone, every time a new god comes out I end up getting the one VP I don't have in an Enigma chest.

>>154218431
I spent about 50$ on the gems as I got more than 60% of VPs. Got bunch from free chests on streams and odyssey chests during oddysey event

>>154217224
>But t4 skins are going to be 500 too, rather than the usual 600.
You wish.

>>154218535
>>154218895

this, i grab those and the t2 skins when they are on sale so i don't get janked on chests later

>>154218993
We already know they are...

barra's sol with spear of desu

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Is the Expelled Hel skin worth the 600 gems?

>>154219039
No we don't? They didn't even say t3 are 500 till they released promo site.

>>154220346
>LET ME DRIVE FOR A SEC!!!!
Not even worth 300 gems imo.

>>154220346

If you really like hel, sure.

I'd say wait for a sale though

>>154220346
should have grabbed it when it was 300 gems during the sales in the last 2 weeks

i do like the difference in the light and dark looks, its probably her best skin

>>154220247
Desu was basically made for Sol.

>this is where LG is laying the ground right now

Is toly ESL?

>>154220431
Yes we do you fucking troglodyte.

I don't understand. People keep saying Sol is a flex pick but every single time I see Sol being picked she's played in duo. When I play her I play her in Mid unless someone picks Neith mid or something. Why don't they use her / Freya / Chronos in mid?

>>154194474

This is satire, right?

Right??!?!

>>154222025
no, it's just pc players

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>>154220346

>>154222564
whoa, too close!

How hard is it to climb ranked in this game? It's been a good while since i last played a moba but i have been fairly high ranked in both League of Legends and Dota 2.

>>154224243
Not that hard, but it takes awhile. You have to have patience and not get tilted by your shit teammates while you work your way up.

Why are people saying that season ticket this year sucks? 4 skins not including t3 recolors is pretty good in my opinion.

>>154225357
Because they are retards who always want more.

>>154225357
Because it was pretty shit until the last patch.

>>154225357
I didnt care for Sun Wu Xing that much, and i love sun wukong

Anyone else always report everyone on both sides at the end of the match? I've done it for so long it feels weird not too.

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>summer of Smite
>they didn't give Bellona a Samantha Wright weightlifter skin
Shit game.

>>154225357
4 skins nopony gives a shit about
quality over quantity, last season was great in rewards
>>154225382
helloreddit

>>154226865
Cause it was just Summer of Smite, not about the Olympics.
They really were so cucked by OW doing Olympic skins they didn't even do one themselves.

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>mfw I use raijin despite being shit with him
not gonna waste my ban on him

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>>154227131
>last season was great in rewards

>freya completely cucked out of lane
my girl terra showing off who's the superior futa

>>154226865
>weightlifting
>summer

???

>>154225707
Wu Kong skin is pretty good but Dark Lord is like the best skin in the game so that's the reason it gets overshadowed.

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>tfw someone asks you where you got your fdot icon but you don't want to say smgen and bring in more plebs to the general, so you lie and say twitter

>>154226865
>tumblr nose

>>154227620

Everyone knows Freya's early game is shit.

>>154228164
It's not at all. Tumblrnose is shaded distinctly red.

>>154228031
i want one too.
fdot where's my avatar

>>154228031
I did the same for ponpon's icon but because I didn't want to admit that I visit 4chan

>>154229137
Well, the file name literally has tumblr in it.

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When are they finally going to fix the missing plural? It's been so long. I figure since HiRez only finally fixed the Witchblade/Frostbound bug when this general whined about it enough I should point out all the little ways HiRez fucks up on a regular basis.

>>154229958
Literally a non issue.

>Ares is not a warrior
>Anhur is not a warrior
>Thor is not a warrior
>Susano is not a warrior

>>154229958
There is nothing to fix in that. It's "35 times 1 gem". Basic math

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>>154229806
Okay? that doesn't make it a Doctor Who reference, or a LBGT thing, or any other stupid shit, and it doesn't make it a tumblrnose.

Remove Serqet. No one is good at Serqet, and anyone with no mastery levels or an understanding of what few things she can do anything with her. I have never seen anyone play her well enough for me to give any sort of positive opinion about her. She's the Sylvanus of Assassins. I'd rather someone go bakasura than serqet

>>154230101
>he hasn't been playing since beta

Thor used to be a warrior but his kit worked better as an assassin.

>>154230156
I bet you say that your medical bills cost "70,000 times 1 dollar" too, don't you, Amerifat?

>>154230085
Fuck you.

>>154230280
>>>/tumblr/

You fucked up idiot.

>>154230290
I've seen people do good on Serqet lots of times. Also she is hard counter to Kali

>>154230431
YOU'RE RIGHT

HIREZ IS THE ISSUE THAT NEEDS TO BE SOLVED RIGHT NOW

THIS NON ISSUE IS ACTUALLY A HUGE FUCKING ISSUE AAAAHHHHHHHH

>>154230431
I'm european, and what does it matter? Literally middle school math.

>>154230503
I feel like you just have no idea what you're talking about. A tumblr nose isn't just any drawing that was posted on tumblr.

>>154230280
Autism.

>>154231435
I feel like you're back peddling after being called out for posting a tumblr image.

Also, that person who called out the 'tumblr nose' post wasn't me.

>>154170115
I don't play on the hue servers because people there are fucking terrible and toxic. Plus i've already been playing on NA for a couple years, and when i started the LevelUp servers were already unbearable(for multiple reasons).

So Enemy went back to being the worst NA team next to Rando?

>>154232903
Man idk but I bet $300 on that shit show ffs

>>154231609
So you're just dumb?

>>154233724
???

You posted a tumblr image and got called out on it.

is this the general everyone says is full of faggots lmao

>>154233978
lmao xD

TASTE MY BLADE

Maaaan I hope I don't see a dick in the ass load of shitters using ama now when her skin drops.

What item do I get first as Ah Puch? Book or Warlock?

>>154233868
>Not knowing a tmublr nose is a nose with too much red in it.
You're a newfag.

>>154235403
For the second time, that wasn't my post you fucking idiot. My post started when I pointed out it had a tumblr filename.

Learn to read newfag.

>>154235310

book since you're gonna get gem of iso for the health to his ult actually does something useful

Who here wants some smite esports drama?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/51r85k/paradigm_at_an_impasse_with_hirez_officials_over/

Be sure to read zimpstar's response in the comments too.

>>154233868
No I didn't. They didn't say "hahah look it's tumblr" or anything, they said it had tumblrnose. Which it does not.

>>154235776
This is all cause that one guy left Smite esports to go work for Blizzard

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Guess the god.
It was Arena.

>>154236139
Loki

>>154235535
Yeah no shit, I'm not even the anon you were talking to. You're just a fucking idiot then because you don't understand that pictures from all kinds of hosts can retain tumblr filenames. Your response was completely irrelevant and moronic since the topic was tumblr noses.

>>154236139
nemesis

>>154235776

So, uh, don't vote for paradigm in any upcoming games? Are they still even playing?

>>154235978
Yet the image has a tumbler filename and you jumped in say 'but but its not this or that'. I said was it has a tumblr file name and you acted as if it didn't.

Also what you mean 'no you didn't'? No you didn't post a tumblr image? That is literally a lie.

>>154236212
>You're just a fucking idiot then because you don't understand that pictures from all kinds of hosts can retain tumblr filenames.

The source of the image is a tumblr artist you fucking retarded newfag.

>>154235776
boooring
So some kids got greedy and took 100% of profits instead of dispersing some out for further investing of their organization? Now they're trying to make hirez look bad if things dont look good for them?

>>154236928
>he only read the article

Read twitter and zipstars response. Apparently they weren't being paid a salary at all so they wanted 100% of the skin sales to compensate for that to try and get paid something.

>>154237209
I did not only read the article I read the post a well. Cba reading anymore though as it really isn't that interesting. They got no sponsors, their fault, they weren't being paid salary so now what they were being paid they used 0% of it to invest.
Very childish like move and booooring story.

>>154237462
>Very childish like move

It's literally the the orgs job to find sponsors and pay the players, not the players. The players play the game and the org pays them. Players got sick of working for literally free and wanted money. I don't see how it's childish for them wanting to get paid like any other bunch of players would.

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>>154236210
>>154236332
"I'm experimenting"

>>154236569
>Being so dense that you see red every time you read a post that corrects you.
You are one funny guy, I hope you manage to get your life together someday buddy, we're all rooting for you!

>>154236569
I didn't "jump in", I posted the image. you're the one who jumped in saying it was this or that. I never acted as if it wasn't from tumblr, are you delusional? I said it didn't have a tumblrnose, that is it. Point out the post where I denied it was from tumblr and I'll let you off the hook.

>>154235543
Iso seems pretty pointless on Ah Puch, when you can get a lot more damage and pen instead.

>>154237970
I would experiment with Inazami, just not in a lethal or terrifying manner if you catch my drift.

>>154237462
Instead of finding sponsors so they could pay the players and expand the org themselves they were expecting the money the players made winning tournaments to pay for irrelevant teams in completely different games.

Because Hirez already pays for flights and hotels the org was doing literally nothing for the team and expecting the team to completely support them.

>it's a bitter kids who's parents didn't love them try and "win" an argument on a Tibetan bean exchange website

>>154238310
Not an argument. Nothing else to say?

>>154238335
You said in your last post 'No I didn't' here >>154235978
It was a response to this post >>154233868

The whole argument steamed from you jumping in and saying so what if it's tumblr it's not this it's not that it's not this when I didn't say it was any of the other random things you threw out. All my post said it was a tumblr image regardless of the nose which you are now admitting too.

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ITS THAT TIME OF THE DAY AGAIN!

>>154238901
You're still not getting the point amigo.

>>154238980
A twofer! I'm going to guess Osiris > Cabrakan

>>154239079
If you have no argument to follow up with, lets just end it here.

anyone want to 1v1 joust me. loser has to dress up as a maid and grind on winner

>>154239663
What server?

>>154239782
latam

>>154238901
Wow you're still showing how fucking stupid you are, huh?

>>154238901
>OMG TUMBLRNOSE XD
>but it's not tumblrnose
>HAHA IT'S STILL TUMBLR THO GOT IM
>I didn't say it wasn't
>OMG BACKPEDALING HAHAHA SO REKT

>>154240763
I don't know why you're still responding to him desu

>>154240763
>OMG TUMBLRNOSE XD

That post wasn't even me.

I smell an Ace.

>>154241193
It smells like unwashed, heavily used ass and denial?

>>154242104
That's Ace

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>>154239184

Nah but pretty good guesses

Hi-Rez fucked up and put the wrong items in the chest, so insead of roling the japanese bundle it's rolling the rising dawn one. they are going to give the items from the japanese bundle for free to anyone who rolls that bundle. (only if you roll it from the chest)

https://twitter.com/HiRezAmanda/status/773958130992549888

>>154242104
>projecting

>>154242542
Oh shit, I wondered how I managed to roll that. Nice.

oh hey it's my promotion game
>get's pure fucking spics
>guy named with "el" in name
>chihuahua
>juan
just end my fucking life, you can already guess the result

So how do I fuck up arachne? I'm tired of this spider cunt ruining my day.

>>154242509
sweet jesus

Just had to purchase 7000 gems for the price of the 8000 bundle because of card issues. This is truly a first world problem.

>>154243980
Not waiting for black friday? Did you do for a current chest?

>>154244165
Nah, for Oddy. I just spent like 3000 gems or so on the old Oddy chest anyway for shits and giggles.

>>154244310
Should have waited really desu. Odyssey is going to be around till january.

>>154244475
I have a pretty disposable income. I'm not incredibly worried. Knock on wood.

>>154241193
>>154242441
Are we switching to Ace now?