/smgen/ - SMITE General

Latam coming to NA was a mistake.
Latam is a mistake
save me

nerf freya

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Kill me

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Buenos dias *3*

>>154013419
huehuehue

xth for TERRAS BIG DONKEY DICK

LATAM is a mistake. Race war now.

What is this meme about a latam team winning pro? There are no latam teams in the spl?

>>154013621
It's in the SCL

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>midnight
>it's raining hard
>you hear a knock on the door followed by a loud sneeze
>opening it reveals to you this kind looking woman and her companion
>they're soaking wet and sniffing perfusively
What do?

>>154013876
???

Did you all just see the name 'los amigos' and assume they are a latam team? Is this general really that retarded?

>>154013967
She's a goddess of winter, she'll be fine.

>>154013967
Invite them in, offer blankets and a warm drink of some sort. Would be rude not to do so.

>>154013967
mom says no visitors past 8

What is stopping me from going 5 crit items and fatalis?

>>154013463
>huehuehue
Huehuehuehuehuehue

>>154013876
>SCL

Literally doesn't matter what happens there. It gets half the viewers of the SPL, and anyone who's actually good plays in the SPL. It's why SCL has players who fucked their PC pro careers up and moved to console because it's easier. Only players who move from SCL to SPL are ones who started in the SPL and move back e.g weaken, omega.

>>154014392
Like your sex life this build will lack penetration.

>>154014147
Well done, anon. You passed. You get a good hard dicking out in the rain. She'll be slow if you have a virgin boipussi.

>>154014369
She will see that as attack as she likes the cold. Kaldr mauls you and your family to death.

>>154014390
A slight puzzled look on her face. She lets you pet Kaldr before skipping away in the rain.

>>154013387
SELVISH SUBBORT???? :D INCON SPASTIC RETARD SAYS IS GUD BUILD :D

>>154014803
Well fuck. Can I just go hang out with the Chinese Pantheon instead? I would rather not have my family and self mauled to death. :c

nth for SELVISH SUBBORT IS BETS BUILD

>>154014147
>>154014803
you retards do know that being out in the rain is worse than being out in the cold right
goddess of winter don't mean shit to rain and kald is a pussy he won't do shit

>>154015103
Mad that you were wrong in your shit answer huh

>>154015103
>kald is a pussy he won't do shit
t. fenrir

Damn Incon's gf is fat

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xth for compromised threads.

>>154015424
wall when

>>154015424
latam was a mistake

>>154014803
>>154014959
Just kick Kaldr 5 times and you'll be fine.

>>154014803
Why is she even at the door if she kills you for inviting her in, and leaves immediately?

>>154015878
To test you.

Rama, Apollo, Chronos, Sol, Freya, Hou Yi, Xbalanque, Ne Zha, Neith and Ullr are the only gods i can play good and feel confident i will do well.

what to do.

>>154016046
Play them

>>154016046
Play them.

>>154016046
kys

>>154016046
Play them and then kys

scylla nigger is the only god I can play good and feel confident I will do well

what to do

>>154017482
swarm the general when she is mentioned and tell everyone is balanced even though she isn't

>>154017482
>"I'M A NIGGERRRRRRR!"
>robs 5 kills

>>154017482
take pride in the fact that you're making that latam player salty.

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>playing Zeus
>Thanatos keeps crying that I'm stealing his kill
>next fight, I take someone to 50hp and then back off
>mfw Thanatos still dies to him
>mfw 3 man rotation after Thana does on me
>mfw I triple kill them
>after the match Thanatos says "report Zeus for KS"
>mfw I have over four times his damage

>Pick Hel
>No one on the enemy team picks pestilence
>"Woah fucking Hel op"

>>154015027
This, I build selfish support on every god since Incon made that video.
Loki middle? Selfish support build
Solo Loki? Selfish support build
ADC Loki? Put him anywhere it doesn't matter I'm still building selfish support

I could be playing Loki, Cabraken, Scylla, doesn't matter.

>>154018301
>Caring about what a thanatos has to say

>>154018375
This match I just played holy shit
>enemy team has hel in joust
>I tell agni to build fucking divine ruin
>he says no because it will ruin his build
>he tells fucking rama to build it instead
>rama won't either but I understand because that's either one less crit item or no executioner
>Agni feeds over and over
>won't shut up about how op hel is and how unfair and uncounterable healing is
>he literally said healing has no counter
Holy fuck I'm done

>>154020003
>he literally said healing has no counter

There are people like this playing this game RIGHT NOW.

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Nth for whackin' it to non humans.

>>154013967
>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch.
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask if shes ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

How do I build amaterasu? What's the best starting item to grab?

>>154021754
get the basket of memes.

>>154022573
wtf did they do to her face?

>>154022738
Made it just like your shitty animes you weeb faggot.

73% win rate as Terra
how does it feel for her to be the best support ever

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>>154023289
>TFW she took sylvanus spot as tanky healer
Feels bad.

>>154022573
Where'd you get this?

>>154023620
sylvanus was nothing but a j free first blood food joke pick to begin with

>>154023758
KEEP BUFFING HIM UNTIL HE'S GOOD

>>154023841
buff terra until shes op

>>154023758
There was a time when he was top pick/ban. He could heal minions and his autos could knock them back so he automatically won you the lane.

>>154023884
Terra is already pretty strong, the only reason you don't see shiton of people calling for nerf is because she doesn't do shiton of damage.

>>154023884

>>154022883
D-do you hate yourself anon?

>>154023636
Not gonna link that retarded spics website here, don't want him getting any more ad revenue than he already is doing from just looking through game files.

>>154020003
You don't need more than Pestilence in most situations. Your Agni and Rama were probably not outputting enough damage.

>>154022573
i wanted an actual fox goddess skin, not a fox cosplay

>>154024181
>Not gonna link that
I got you senpai

http://smitedatamining.com/smite-datamining-retro-nu-wa-and-susano-samur-ai/

>>154024181
>not using an ad blocker

>>154023289
I've got 74% get on my level bitch.

>>154022573
I want it :3

>>154024315
>25% is enough
Hello Agni, I agree! Also if you knew to hit your 1 after your 4 and not before we might have been able to comeback a bit better but oh well :(

>>154022573
nice

>>154024956
>what is Curse

>>154025083
>he usings VOIPs with strangers

You should only use those with your friends, anon.

>>154024436
fuck off you brown fuck. didn't you say you were quitting smite forever because it was no longer making you tons of money? what happened? did you at your attempts to being popular elsewhere so you came back? poor little nigger

>>154025220
kek and chek

>>154025352
I have other websites unrelated to datamining that are profitable and making me a good living. The datamining is still up and running thanks to those other sites. Datamining sites are not going anywhere despite not being a major money maker like other sites.

>>154025605
>how to spot a moron the post

Kill yourself

>>154022573
I honestly do not understand the appeal of datamining. It's like reading spoilers before playing a game for the first time/reading a book/watching a film. Are the children now full of such feelings of entitlement that they have to have everything now, drowning in instant gratification and throwing fits when they are not given surprises, or punished for looking at what they are not supposed to see?

>>154025818
You're like the mods on reddit who get pissy when someone links a datamining post outside the datamining thread.

Get the fuck over it kid.

I honestly do not understand the appeal of patch notes. It's like reading spoilers before playing a game for the first time/reading a book/watching a film. Are the children now full of such feelings of entitlement that they have to have everything now, drowning in instant gratification and throwing fits when they are not given surprises, or punished for looking at what they are not supposed to see?

>>154025818

>spoilers
>to a game with no storyline whatsoever

Holy shit nigga are you serious

>>154026082
patch notes =//= data mining you fucking retard.

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>mfw Uncle Zeus's "Sorry" is "apology accepted"

>>154026307
I honestly do not understand the appeal of patch notes. It's like reading spoilers before playing a game for the first time/reading a book/watching a film. Are the children now full of such feelings of entitlement that they have to have everything now, drowning in instant gratification and throwing fits when they are not given surprises, or punished for looking at what they are not supposed to see?

I honestly do not understand the appeal of non-blind/non-random god picks. It's like reading spoilers before playing a game for the first time/reading a book/watching a film. Are the children now full of such feelings of entitlement that they have to have everything now, drowning in instant gratification and throwing fits when they are not given surprises, or punished for looking at what they are not supposed to see?

>>154026556
>Don't read patch notes
>Complains why Khepri no longer gives power when he ults someone

Ayy lmao

How do I Mercury? Poke with my 1 I would guess, but aside from that I am unsure how to use my skills in a manner that will keep me from feeding while getting kills/assists.

>>154026987
Just go fast

>>154027117
hahahah! it's that meme like sanic hahahhaha gotta go fast xD

so clever hahahah xD EBIN

>>154026987
Build crit
hit niggas, hard
1 can crit, it hits hard
2 is a buff to hit harder and faster
3 is a joke way to escape or a way to throw somebody into your tower or team
just run up and punch people until they die from it

>>154027169
>Doesn't know what Mercury's passive does

>>154027298
>someone asks for advice
>'go fast'
>pointed out that isn't actual advice
>regardless if his passive ties in with it or not 'go fast' is not an answer to his question
>'hahahahahahaha you don't know merc passive hahahahahahaha'

What is the ideal sensitivity to play at? I want a sensitivity that would be useful for stuff like cucking Medusa's ult, being able to do fast Nemesis Dash, be usable while comboing with Nox, being able to aim using hunters, etc. I've been experimenting a bit vs Ra but just wondering what you guys thought / used.

>>154027217
Early crit, like Rage second? I figure I might do Rage and Wind Demon.

>>154025818
I just don't understand why some people think spoilers are a bad thing. They don't lessen the actual product at all, they just make me more excited to actually experience it.

>>154028279

wind demon then deathbringer, rage got nerfed

I'll post the build I was using just to get some input.

Talaria/Masamune/Stone Cutting/Titan's/Rage/Eind Demon.

>>154028554
I'll modify my build accordingly, thanks.

>If I hadn't said anything at all it would have been good

Um, fdot, do you like keeping your fucking job?

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>>154025802

>>154028850
reminder fdot comes here to shitpost about himself so you'll all acknowledge his meaningless existence

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>motd is just siege with a draft

boring fucking shit

>>154029804
>giving a shit about motd

kys

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>>154029804
>TFW MOTD is a big part of what makes smite fun
>It's some gay shit like Joust the Two of Us and not Omnipotence

>>154030054
>mememodes are what make smite fun

hello cancer

>>154030131

fuck off not everyone wants to lane grind all the goddamn time

>>154030054
So glad he poured the juice over at the end, I was worried this was actually going to be served to a paying customer.

>>154030187
Yeah my bad. You're too stupid.

Paladins

>>154030054
What a waste of food, I wish I could punch that guy.

>>154013387

I'm confused. Are you saying this build is bad? Because it's not. It's actually pretty damn good.

>>154030054
I refuse to believe anyone could actually eat that without dying.

>>153979376
I love translate fags. One time I was playing with a guy from Greece and he walked up to a wall in assault and looked directly at our Janus and said "hole." The Janus and another guy on our team were in a discord call with me and we all lost our shit there. I have him on my friends list. One day I shall call upon him.

Exe or Titan's for an in hand god?

>>154030054

the quality is bad wtf is he even putting all over it? onions at the start, I assume? then looks like dog food?

>>154031993
WOW THANKS FOR THAT A BUMP EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE WERE POSTING

Fucking mongoloid.

It's like a room full of a people having a good time, with one really grumpy dude who's having a bad day. Calm down, anon.

>>154032151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZDl_R8Zp2E

>bump
>hahahahahha what a great time this is so fun hahahahahahaha
>bump
>bump
>we're all having a good time whats the big deal hahahahahahahha

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I want to worship Terra's abs with my seed

>tfw everyone is level 19 or 20
>except my piece of shit apollo who's 16

What the fuck man, did you just not hit any minions at all the entire game?

>>154032439
I like cocks

>>154027505
You need to go faster

>>154031961

Depends on the god, really. Titans on warriors that are in-hand most of the time. exe is good on most assassins but you can go either way. Give specific gods?

>>154033946
Mercury. Normally I can toss together or look at other builds and get an idea of how to build, but he is giving me a bit of an issue due to his kit.

>>154018301
Can I have some sauce with that image?

>>154034548
pokemon

>>154034869
Not this meme again...

>SCL is so irellavent they letting a woman cast it

>nu wa ult doesnt hit all minions on map
Shit character honestly family

>>154036561
Oh lord that would be so much farm, top tier solo laner immediately.

>>154036561
>i'm a retard

>kali ult doesn't heal her
bullshit

>>154036561
I would love this if we can't get her old kit back.

>>154036698
>How to piss off your entire team every time your ult comes off cooldown.

>Ravana isn't actually invincible

shit game honestly family

>tfw your zeus keeps playing way forward like an idiot
>omg why do I keep dying this is bs

Yeah you got damage but all it takes is a little cc and your ass is grass moron

>Ymir isn't planet sized

shit game honestly family

>>154037053
Sounds balanced, lets bring back sylvanus minion heal too.

>Ra isn't actually a big incandescent star

shit game honestly family

>Nox's ult doesn't cover the screen in darkness onto those hit for 5 seconds
shit game honestly family

>Zeus doesn't turn into a bull and fuck me in the ass

shit game honestly family

>terra doesn't swing her donkey dick as a taunt

one job hirez

>Bunbun Nox
>Oktoberfest Nu Wa
>Mermaid Medusa
WHY DO WAIFU FAGS GET EVERYTHING?
EVERYTHING?

>>154038112
Because we spend money no matter what the cost for our waifus.

>Loki doesn't turn into a mare and let me impregnate his horse pussy

seriously ? it's incompetence at its lowest level

>>154036842
Acceptance is the first step to betterment anon

>>154038112

Because we spend money you dumb fuck. If you bought shit for your husbandos then guess what? They'd make more of that.

>>154038363
I don't have waifus or husbandos I just want cool skins
And bastets mastery skins to be fixed

>>154022573
>no awesome kill bill skin
>appeals to the stupid weebs more
god damnit hi rez

>>154038451

Alright, so list some "cool skins" you bought.

Want to see if you have no taste

>>154038579
Anon I don't make much money to put into smite, the first skin I got though for the first got I really played extinsively was
Dreadbeard posideon

>>154034240

executioner honestly isn't bad on him but it's not really the best item either. You pretty much want to build crit and pen so that late game you use your 2 and just 3-4shot anyone with your basics. Poke with your 1 before you engage or engage with your ult, turn around and slap them a couple times. early and mid game you want to fight with your teammates and use their damage instead of trying to deal your own since your damage is pretty abysmal early game but your cc is good.

Warrior tabi, exe, titans bane, wind demon, death bringer, malice. If you need some defense because you're getting focused real hard, try getting magis instead of executioner. This build is only if you absolutely must get executioner. Like, if you really want to. Everything else except executioner is pretty core.

>>154038923

would stone cutting be decent on merc? 10% ms boost plus the physical resist shred

I know in one hand it's a 600 gems skin for free and she has nice boobs,on the other hand I don't particulary play bastet and that fucking voice I know in one hand it's a 600 gems skin for free and she has nice boobs,on the other hand I don't particulary play bastet and that fucking voice I know in one hand it's a 600 gems skin for free and she has nice boobs,on the other hand I don't particulary play bastet and that fucking voice I know in one hand it's a 600 gems skin for free and she has nice boobs,on the other hand I don't particulary play bastet and that fucking voice

>>154040178
I don't care

>>154022573
Ehh, not exactly what I had imagined but it's okay. Hope they didn't actually change her face model in game.
25k season ticket reward when

>>154021368
underrated post

>>154030054
fuck sake I thought this was gonna be legit like that last one he did. now I think all these are fake

What rank do I need to get in each game mode to get rewards at the end of the season?

>>154041304
Plat 5 or higher if you want everything. Any of the 3 ranked modes works.

>>154041754
That all? Fug that's easy, already have platinum on joust.

>>154042415
Well it's not like the rewards are some super amazing shit. It's one skin and a loading frame.

>>154042576
Frames are cool.

>>154025793
Right, then you returned (and went against your word) just because you felt like it? And it has nothing to do with the massive negative reaction you go in several other communities that anyone can see if they look at your profiles, no?

Honestly I'm amazed that such a terrible person and terrible liar managed to wrangle up so many retards.

>>154042415
Well your league is shown on the border so you might as well climb to the diamond or masters to get more bling on it.

>another southern nox skin
>not a Christmas cake librarian
do you want my money or not

>>154038579
Hunkules

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I felt bad fucking them up tbqh

>>154044196
Bacchus?

>>154044196
xbalanque

>>154044196
Ao Kuang

>>154044196
fafnir

>>154044196
Bellona

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>>154044269
>>154044525
>>154044643
>>154044687
>>154044712


>>154044643
Wins!

>>154044196
mercury ?

>>154044812
I cheated though. I've seen that guy or at least that build before. Too bad it was on my team.

It was a really painful experience.

>>154044196
amaterasu ?

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How do i play and build birdy?

>>154045225
rip her clothes off
build staccs

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>>154045410
Leave my bird alone!

>>154045225
Devos, Warrior, Ichival, Qins, Wind Demon, Death Bringer, sell Ich for Malice.

>>154045449
>breasts
>>154045225
>flat as a board
???

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>>154045672
Why would she need breasts?

>>154045672
She's a kid.

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>>154045672
You need to be light to fly.
Birds don't need breasts.

Do you people really build more than one crit item on Birdy? She has guaranteed crits on her buff, why build more crits instead of pen/attack speed

>>154046253
>25% increased chance to crit
>45% = guaranteed crit

Bird brain.

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>>154046404
shieet I never knew it was 25% since I get a crit every other AA

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>>154045976
Doesn't seem like one aside from that new skin.
>>154046048
I disagree.

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>>154045672

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>all these fucking chests

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>>154046885
Nooooooooooo. Smaller breasts make it easier for her to fly dummies.

>>154022573
>still no japanese fox waifu
FCUK YOU HI REZ STOP THIS TEASING SHIT

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>>154047391
like this?

>>154046885
This pleases the lolicon in me.

>>154047685
>being degenerate scum
Fuck off

>>154047550
YES something like that! ;-;

>>154047730
>being a normie

>>154047835
Being a Normie is better than being literal pedophile. Scum, off yourself.

>>154047730
what are you gay?

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>>154047730

>>154047829
I for one am glad your filthy fetish was not answered by that skin. Your tears sustain me.

Shit, I got the Rambo Rama skin, now im gonna have to git gud with him.

The age old question for you 420noscoping whippetsnappers; Devos or Trans?

>>154049472
Rama is a mana hog, up there with Xbal - I would go Trans.

>team picks Janus jungle and Awilix ADC
>greentexts in chat
>they feed horribly
I know it was one of you fucks.

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Rama Ral T5 skin when?

>>154049569
Alright, so the build i came up with is;
Deaths toll, Trans, Ninja tabi, sell deaths toll for soul eater, ichi, wind demon and deathbringer, then sell ichi for qins.

How would this build do?
Carry is my least played role by far but i want to have a good god in case im forced into it in ranked.

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>>154022573
>amaterasu is a furfag
D R O P P E D

>>154022573
i'm k with the outfit but that fkin face and hair must go

>>154049472
He basically only ever toggles his 1 to clear wave or to get a slow, 2 for boxing and 3 to escape. He's not that mana hungry and almost every SPL match I've seen with him had built Devos.

>>154050748
She even has a tail plug lodged in her filthy Jap asshole. Weaboos get the fuck out of Smite. Chinks and their Gods are ok though.

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>>154051176
Kinda gettin mixed signals here

Guan Date Anon here, was invited to go to China of all fucking places to meet her extended family. I suspect I might be getting sized up for a wedding or something. All because of Smite. Wishing the rest of you the best with your lives!

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>>154022738
I'm pretty sure its just because the artist really exaggerated her cheek lines

pic related 1 minute in paint

>>154051484
Devo's is better. He's an auto attack God. You don't need Trans.

>>154051779
FURFAGS PLZ GO! She looks like Kelly in the original picture, which is a shame. Alyssa looking Goddess when?

What male god would love to give tiddie fucks for worshiping him? Rajin?

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>>154052081
your choice

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>>154022573
I'll probably buy it.

>>154051683
Nobody has cared up until now, why do you think people care now?

>>154051779
mozilla firefox xD

>>154051683
Fucking noice job lad.

I hope I will get lucky like you did and find an asian qt or a blind waifu.

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>>154032461
MORE WHEN

>>154053276
xD

>>154053381
Go for the gold, blind Asian waifu! I BELIEVE IN YOU!

>>154051969
Stop posting.

>>154053776
>>154053381
>>154051683
obvious samefag.
Nobody cares about your blog anon.

>>154044196
This is turning into a fucking blog lad
You have to chill out with these. Everyone has bad people in their games there's no reason to use this thread as a platform for your crying

Post crossover skins you want that you know well never get because of copyrights.
For Zhong Kui, a skin that makes him look like the Fat Officials from Demons Souls.

>>154054558
This. So someone fucks up, oh well, there's always next game. Just because their build isn't the one you saw on stream doesn't mean it can't have -some- potential.

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>tfw spend 15$ to roll this chest twice
>get the item you really want on the second roll

yay

>>154055279
>supporting jewery

>>154055182
Patchouli Nox.

>>154055279
i like that skin and it was 300 gems and a 2/5 chance anon

>>154055182
A Shaolin Monkey style skin for the new SWK. Saiyan gold hair when you use Somersault Cloud.

>>154055182
MAGICAL GIRL SAILOR NE ZHA

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT

HIREEEEEZ!

>>154055279
Angelllll~

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okay guys. it's time for another round of "guess the shitter"
place your picks

>>154054558
>>154055219
What are you on about?
This is a fun game people in the thread play when people can't build for shit. It's not all just one anon. Do you really think that build isn't completely worthless on Ao?

>>154056164
If it is in a shitter context, I will say anhur.

>>154055279
>gay people

>>154056164
cupid

>>154056164
xbal

>>154056164
thor

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>>154055182

Meguca Jing Wei
Ryuko Nemmy
Papi Isis

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>>154056238
How is it fun? What do you get for guessing correctly? A (you)? Do you know how easy it is to collect those in this general?
You know who the real shitter is? You for not helping him out and recommend to fix what you thought was wrong.

>>154056164
Ymir

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>>154056324
>>154056527
>>154056551
>>154056667
>>154056724
nope

Can someone post the smiteroll image? We can have some fun with that instead.

>>154056678
Why would I help out a shitter on the enemy team?

>>154056678
Congratulations faggot, you killed the thread with your faggotry.

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>tfw I found out a cute ladyboy leaves near me
First thing I thought about was /smgen/, gonna try and get dat Boi pucci in the name of Ne Zha

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>>154059946
>implying there wasn't multiple posts since mine
>implying this general has ever been alive
>implying you're not gay
>implying there's any hope for a general which the majority of is gay

>>154060692
Shhhhh, you'll wake up the futaposters

>>154060076
You poor bastard. Abandon the idea, it's not worth the risks of a batshit insane boy stalking you and claiming to love you.

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oh wow guys, my chest luck back at it again XD first try ! Ty Dankshark ur a pal!!!

>>154061281
ecksDee ecksDee

>>154060996
>I am a hopeless shut in and am afraid of human contact

>>154061580
>I'm a fag

Every single day, I've seen at least one southamerican loki building lifesteal. Why? Why must they do this?

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I WANT MY FREE GEMS HI REZ!

THE SURVEYS KEEP DISQUALIFYING ME!

I PUT MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IN THE FREE OFFERS BUT I DON'T GET CREDITED

I WANT WHAT I AM OWED!

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Post futa while I wait out this deserter penalty.

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>>154061580
hes talking about fucking trannies far beyond that point now

I just love building magus spear and Vodistone to shit on the enemy squishies.

>>154061580
>I am an idiot who went for boipucci before realizing it was a bad idea and did not go homo.

Fixed that for you.

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>>154062939
Elf ass needs orc dick, there is no other way. Post orc dick.

>>154060692
I'm genuinely shocked by how many literal faggots are in this general. This is one of the 5 generals I actively browse on vg and this is by far the gayest by a long shot, even despite it not being very active.

>>154063491
So what's the problem?

>>154063052
Please only build Magus Spear on Nox, Anubis, and Isis.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11171571/

https://my.mixtape.moe/seajpe.webm

>>154064119
Artemis is pure tho

>>154063181
Thats not an orc thats Vi

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>>154063530
>what's the problem with being mentally ill

>>154064119
>my.mixtape
are you the goyim that posted the Scylla one? Where do you get these?

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>>154063491
>Actively browsing more than two or three generals on VG

It appears the only faggot here is you

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>Placed in a match with shitters to appease me
That shit doesn't work on me jewrez

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>>154065703
>not browsing all of them
jesus you just suck all the dicks though dont you desu

Crit Tyr?!
http://youtu.be/LGmnxNXn7CU

I want to feel Terra's blessing and have my cooldowns reduced, if you know what i mean.

>>154067971
Fuck me, i played an Assault where a tyr built 4 crit items without boots and then 2 attack speed items

Suprise, suprise, we lost.

>enemy team full of squishes, 2 mages, 2 assassins and Herc
>seems easy enough
>game instantly starts off bad with Khepri near the blue spamming I NEED THE JUNGLE BUFF
>attacks it, leaves, then tries to do back jungle creeps
>literally trying to do speed camp so I can get to my lane already
>fucking 2 minutes pass before I even reach my lane and i'm lvl 2 against an already level 4 Chang'e
>assassin sits in lane with the Chang'e for the next 10 minutes while my jungler just fucked off to nowhere
>"""""""""ganks"""""""""" and dies instantly
>say "fuck the tower" and just try keep level with the chang'e
>while i'm doing fire elem. I get rotated on by 4 team mates
>no MIAs called
>fucking massacred, just leave game and am about to boot up the BF 1 beta
fuck this shit game, why the fuck do they pair you with competent players one game, and the next (it's always after a good game) they'll pair you with braindead arena niggers


PRO FUCKING TIP: play a shit game or go afk one match and try a Ranked match after, youll be guaranteed good team mates. I do this from time to time so I won't be stuck with hue's and am currently Gold 1 with a 57% win rate

>>154063491
>>154064572
why do poltards think everyone should be like them?

>>154069643
>thinking there's no problem with being mentally ill

>>154069739
Most mental illness is born.

You might as well be making fun of someone in a wheelchair.

>>154069739
>poltards
>not mentally ill

>>154071317
>greentexting the guy on your side

reading is haaaard

>>154064572
I mean what's the problem with them being here. If there were no gays here, there would still be the same number if gays in the world.

Can I get an invite to either clan please? Name is BuseWhan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZT05Md0Fxg

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>take all 3 phoenix
>massive teamfight for fire giant
>pic related is trying to take gold fury because "it's undefended"
>instead of coming over, or even finishing GF stops halfway through
>used ult on minion waves
>tried to "gank" my lane when they were 5 levels under
guess the shitter

>>154073980
Zeus.

The point of these is to laugh at builds that are purely rediculous, not to blog about your shit games.

>>154073980
Kuang?

>>154074217
>talking about the game
>blog
nigga he took the time to do 2 times at the same time, guess the god and talk about a game he head, thats some multitasking there.

>>154073980
Vulcan

>>154074217
Don't tell me how to meme

>>154074226
>>154074346
Sol carry.

>>154074493
to be fair that build is not terrible, i mean Sol doesn't need Demonic/Tele but does ok with it, that Fatalis is what killed it.

Also how do you fucking feed this bad with Sol what the fuck.

>>154071848
what?

>>154074593
spent half the time moving from lane to lane because Ullr facefucked her so hard in the first few minutes. Hit her abilities but missed nearly every single basic and couldn't farm. Would use her 3 during teamfights and run straight through the middle while damage immune to try to burn people with flame trail.

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It just isn't worth it

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IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?!?!

>>154075690
Everytime.

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>>154075760
Oh it only gets better from there
>he gets first blood then dies
>leaves
FUCKING HUES NEED TO BE CULLED

You idiots so stupid, wahwahwah Brazilian on my team I will lose. Fucking idiot. Just cause someone Brazilian don't mean they bad. Plenty of good players, and most are very friendly. Ever think maybe you the problem you idiot?

>>154076218
>>154076138
the fucking timing couldn't be any better lmao

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>>154076218
>>154076218
>Just cause someone Brazilian don't mean they bad
BR? BR? gib moni pls.

>>154022573

>it's not an actual anthro fox goddess
>it's just a costume that looks like she picked up at a Halloween shop

Actually I'm pretty mad right now, and I'm a diamond Amat.

>>154077360
It's probably meant for halloween

>>154077360
Looks more like a bunch of weeb shit she got from Hot Topic.

>>154075690
Jokes on you if it's actually him he is an youtuber with 4 million subs. Plus he was actually talking English, so there's that.

www.youtube.com/user/Gameplayrj

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>>154077663
Are you fucking stupid? First you comes back to NA Smite now you're infesting this general
O U T

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>the only gods I have left to master are assassins
kill me

>>154079597
That was my feel when I had hunters left.

>>154079156
Fuck off, i've been here since the beginning of Season 2. I've never touched the Brazilian servers, mostly to fucking avoid retarded hues.

>>154080035
Fuck off.

Paragon player looking for something new.
Will my skills easily transfer over to Smite?

>>154080628
(you)

>>154080967
Maybe, i haven't seen a lot of Paragon but i would think so. The combat in smite is a lot more burst oriented and fast.

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live

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Just started playing. Are any of the Gods worthless?

>>154084045
Bakasura.

>>154084045
Anubis

>>154084045
Most gods are viable, i would say the most worthless right now is Hel.

>>154084045
Yeah assassins they die really easily so don't ever choose them and never, ever Main one, okay?

>>154084203
You kidding me, Anubis is actually viable after that patch, he has insane lifesteal with Pythagoream's!

>>154084089
Ehh, Baka is alright

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Yes. Let's celebrate this.

I want to fuck Jing Wei.
I want to cum in her little bird ass.

>>154084762
>little

>>154084920
It's no wrangler Artemis booty.

Poseidon is ass

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Amaterasu needs some buffs.

>>154086119
No fuck off.
And the new skin needs to be LIMITED.

>>154084380
I know the shit is ridiculous
Think it's like 9% bonus per stack now
You can almost hit the fucking cap with just one item on him now. Now when he inevitably gets his pre t5 super buff he'll be grossly strong again
I wonder what a good fair buff to Goobis would be

>>154086336
It's going to be in a chest, and you're going to like it.

>>154084380
Here is the official Latin American "do not play" list. Avoid the following gods at all costs:
>he is a faggot 3 ults bo
>posedion ult 3 lanes big
>hun nigger monkey batz
>sun other nigger monkey wukong
>terra never die gay 'donkey dic xD' faggot bait
>ama chinky bitch
>baka dindu hindu
>bellona
>scylla nigger bitch
>thanatos edgy tips fedora no god allowed cunt faggot
>chronos i am mage and hunter too lmao balanced
>chang'e 5 second ult cooldown
>vamana
>bastet press 4 to win
>nox
>athena lmao show up anywhere and taunt for 10 million years
>freya
>janus 10 billion escapes gay robot
>chiron sounds like an old faggot
>ares
>hel
>sol
>cupid faggot baby pedo bait
>raijin
>chicken shit ra
>odin
>ymir lamo he sound slow and frezze for 10 million years
>chaac
>anhur
>fagnir
>kali
>fenrir
>hou go fuck yourself yi
>isis
>aphro
>nu wa such skilled ult
>neith lmao hunter free wins
>zeus
>ah faggot puch
>geb
>xbal
>ao
>anoobis
>shitbeck
>skadi cunt
>hades
>fat american baccus

>>154086650
Give him protections when he is using his 1 or ult or he can move during his 1 again

>>154086756
sry meant to reply to
>>154084045

>>154086709
It better be a 55 item chest.

>>154087061
600 gems too.
And only available for 1 day.

>>154087132
THIS.
I'd spend a good $150 just to secure this and not see every shitter using Ama now because of this skin.

>>154087178

Haha too late I already have the space waifu skin so I'll shit up your game with a terribly ammy regardless

>enemy skadi builds poisoned star first item, then stone cutting

is this how they play on chinese servers?

How do i git gud as Hel?

>>154088426
You literally don't. Hel is shit.

>>154088528
But shes qt.

Plus she's not too bad. I can do OK with her most games and I'm new to this game. I only play Arena though.

>>154088570
she's pretty shit in any game mode that involves her not being carried. Her team fight potential is good, but other than that she is terrible

>Self heal
>mana reduction
>cc immune ult
>good clear
>jungler can baby him in early phase
Why isnt Chronos played more in solo?