Dota 2 General Thread - /d2g/ /gulag/

Why does AC feel so underwhelming?

So is there like an "standard" build with underlord yet?

>>154153112
because its made for killing towers not heroes

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Why is life so shit?

>>154153112
because it doesn't do flashy big red numbers

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Why are half of reddit's posts complaints? Valve fix, valve fix that, Volvo pls, lietrally shut THE FUCK UP HOLY SHIT

>>154153321
VIRUS!

>>154153417
why are you posting aboout reddit here

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UMMM
DOTURDS?
https://twitter.com/EternaLEnVy1991

>>154153553
Couldn't notice the difference really

>>154153260
because you refuse to do new and interesting things with new and interesting people

>>154153112

Gorillion gold to remove the armor aura from an enemy mek or blads.

>>154153612
a common mistake

>>154153321
it's betting?

>team NP
>envy mid

holy shit how bad will they be lol, you simply will never win if your mid is calling the shots.

>>154152985
how do I transition from Pos 5 Dazzle to a Pos 2 Juggernaut, I'm sick of being shit for not breathing right

>this reaction time by sing
embarassing desu

remember that one time envy left c9 and they ended up doing better than ever without him for a period?

what if there was an item like mek that decreased enemy health and armor

>>154153909
By learning how to support and yelling at your supports until they are 9k

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>>154153902
>how bad will they be
they have envy mid
should answer your question

what if there was an item like arcanes that gave a small heal when casting

so who will actually be retarded enough to play with rEEtard?

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>it's a there are people in d2g who think kelly, soe, jess and sheever are 10/10's episode

>>154154106
for what purpose

>>154154179
a bunch of tier Z shitters exactly like c9 again
in a year people will start looking at envy again since he'll be the shining star in his turd team, so another tier 2 team will take him on board like secret did

What if there was an item like mango but it gave damage and is used to heal

Dear d2g. What characters do you think are sleeper op.
I think it's spirit breaker

what if you could buy an item to be allowed to crit buildings

>>154154407

Omniknight is 60% winrate in EVERY SINGLE BRACKET

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>radiance rush on non-illusion hero

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>>154154179
some na pubstars that have never been on a real team before
most likely the only people he could think

>>154154291
his mind works in mysterious ways

>>154154473
chiseled like a greek god

Why oh why do I get flamed for leaving a 1v3 offlane?

>you're letting the carry free farm!

He'll free farm either way.

>>154154473
>lone druid
>the one true king

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dotards....

>>154154473
>what is lone druid
>what is alchemist

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>>154154263

>it's a sjokz episode

>>154154507
how the fuck did he miss Sumail?
what the fuck is this guy doing in TI?
How the hell did he get a team to hire him?

Our lord and savior clq is streaming right now

what if there was an item like manaboots but for health instead of mana

what if there was an item like tango but it gave damage

>>154153612
>>154153730
Lots of reddit went on 4chan at one point or the other. I went on 4chan freshman-senior year of HS, reddit through college, and now that I've graduated I use both

>>154154916
You mean Mek?

>normal skill
>high skill once in a while

>pretty much every high skill game I have one or more of those really weird accounts, seemingly high skill, but who play like total dog shit
>check dotabuffs
>around 45% winrate, it never fails

how is this fair

how, everytime I get a slightly better ranked game, am I supposed to carry such game losing players ?

because thats what they are, I'm not saying I'm amazing with my 52%, but if you're under 50 you're literally a game losing player.

And I'm not exageratting on those percentages.

last game I had two 43% winrate players.

and its the worst shit, like complaining about wards when I buy several no matter the hero I'm playing, or them going 4v5 and dying one by one then pinging me because I'm in base, healing, because like 90% of my games, past a certain point in the game I'm the only one able to push and take risks, and leave my side of the map while my 2 or 3 or more carries are all farming jungle camps at 35minutes into the game

I cant take it anymore, honestly I cant

what if there was an item like ghost scepter but for magic instead of physical

>>154154828
>Alchemist
>non-illusion hero
lmao

what if there was an item like veil but for physical instead of magic

>ee has been on a tier1/2 team consistently for the past 3-4 years
>somehow thinking EE is bad

is this bait or something? or just 2k retards who dislike a person so much they have a distorted view of reality

>>154154779
>LoL
Normie esports
>Warcraft
ohh, shiny new expansion
ohh Blizzard
>CoD
norme esports
populated almost exclusivly by those under the age of 17 and FaZe clan
>Hearthstone
normie esports
ohh, Blizzard
>Overwatch
ohh, shiny new thing
ohh, Blizzard
>CS:GO
Don't have a cynical excuse for this one, anybody have any ideas?

>>154155212
>rad bots manta octarine alchemist
why would you do this? is it ti4?

what if there was an item like rapier but dropped on respawn instead of death

what if there was a bottle but for mana instead of hp

What if Mana Leak killed like Rupture?

what if there was an item like gem but instead of revealing invis it made your whole team invis

what if midas worked on buildings

what if there was a ward but instead of giving vision it made fog of war

>>154155373
>>154155462
>>154155515
>>154155535
>>154155615
>>154155619
what if d2g has good posters

>>154155327
Normie esports

>Be Alchemist
>Go 0-7
>Still have highest networth
>Still end up winning
>This is considered balanced
What a hero.

what if my life werent meaningless

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>>154155685

>>154155685
what if I replied to you

>>154155692
Oh that's right, FaZe has a CS;GO 'team'

I hate FAZe and hope they all OD and kill themselves

what if there was a hero like pugna but useful instead of useless

>>154155359
>octarine
>ti4

>>154155805
To be fair, they're really shit and can't even make it to t1 tournaments.

>>154155685
How do I improve this?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=717098548

>>154155985
Not surprised

what if terrorblade could sunder the ancient

>>154154916
anon

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>>154155920
How do we fix her?

What if there was a hero like Zeus but with 4 skills instead of 1?

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>>154156335
make her a Futa Loli

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>>154155685
What if some kind anon can give me sauce

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>>154157009
YOO

>>154157009
Who is this peepee prowler?

>>154156494
lol gay

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>dead
>check to see if im in the right thread
>maybe someone made two again hehe stupid dotards
>nope this is the only one

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>Another fucking game lost because team 100% refuses to push with an early lead into the enemy team full of enemy hard carries
>Another fucking game lost because team 100% refuses to push at all until the enemy is 6 slotted
>Another fucking game lost because the enemy did more pushing in 70 seconds than your team in 40 minutes

Does anyone else full on hate this game but still play it? I realized these last couple games it's been literally just hundreds of minutes of being mad and pissed off, even when winning it's not satisfying because the MM is a joke and it's just butchering peruvians.

I just don't enjoy it, at all. The games lately have been even worse, it's suckd the little bit of joy I had for this game out.

How to not be 100% irrelevant as puck after 20 minutes?

>>154157693
veil

>>154157693
aghs or shivas

>>154157693
buy items

puck post-aghs is still one of the stronger disablers in the game if you itemized properly and got decent farm

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when are we going to see him play comp again?

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Is this the hardest to play invis hero in the game?

>>154158318
he requires you to actively preassure the map as soon as you hit lvl 6/7, that kind of play is above 99% of dota players

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>>154157584
I know this feeling
>we're winning this ranked match team now all we gotta do is get one tower on high ground
>I know this may be hard but we been wrecking all match and our PA has Ages we can do this

>PA leaves to Jungle right when we enter the fight
>Pudge goes AFK during the fight
>Sniper goes in first and gets killed
>Crystal Maiden ults outside of battle at hand
I think about running away but do my best at lowering the health so PA could get all the kills and destroy barracks
That's when I realise PA is nowhere to be found and the enemy team is almost dead all of them

I didn't even get mad I just asked PA why
why ;_;

>NP.ppd

>>154158462
ee and ppd hate each other

>PPD is joining NP

LMAO

>>154158462
>>154158636
>>154158616
https://twitter.com/NPDotA/with_replies

HOLY SHIT ITS TRUE LMAO

>>154158462

What is NP? I am a normie and can't follow the latest NEET news

>>154158462
>>154158636
>>154158693
kill yourselves

>>154158695
EEs new team which PPD just announced he is joining on stream

>PPD's master plan was to join a team with EE on it

worried_laughter.jpg

NiP.ppd

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>EE and PooPeeDee on the same team
I never thought id live to see the day

ppd isnt even strim right now

>>154158384
He also requires treadswitching unless you're a soulshitter, which is beyond 99% of players.

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HOW TO FIX WINTER WYVERN IN 6.89:

>Arctic Burn now grants flying vision for its duration
>Splinter Blast now freezes it primary target (but does not deal damage) for 1 second
>Cold Embrace is now dispellable
>Cold Embrace cast range from 1000 to 500/600/700/800
>Winter's Curse no longer reduces damage dealt by Winter Wyvern, only by her allies
>Aghanim's Arctic Burn mana per second from 40 to 20

>>154159240
>unless you're a soulshitter
I don't like the impliement you're implying here..

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>>154159315
Why is it called Black King Bar?

Shouldn't it be Big King Bar since it makes you bigger?

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>team no ppd

>>154159315
>>Winter's Curse no longer reduces damage dealt by Winter Wyvern, only by her allies
this is all she needs desu

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I can't tell whether this Filipino girl I know is a bad conversationalist or whether the sexual tension/nervousness makes her seem socially awkward.

Because she's always trying to find activities to spend time with me but whenever we're together she's sort of quiet and awkward.

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rate me nd subscribe kthx

>>154160254
Less than 150 matches combined/10

>>154160047
>4.75 second bkb piercing stun for wyvern to autoattack you
sounds balanced

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>>154160160
grab her hand and if she doesn't pull away that means you can fuck her it's easy anon you can do it

>>154160323
can you blame me they're hardly entertaining enough to play more than once every two weeks

>>154160418
Yeah but if she's not a good conversationalist I don't want to date her. I like to talk a lot.

>>154155069
you're playing normal skill
it means you're shit
it actually does mean you're shit
before you get to very high at every game, you simply aren't allowed to comment on other people performances, and even then, you're still shit.

>>154160440
Well then don't expect a good rating.

our girl is streaming

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>>154160508
then kill her and consume her flesh for sustenance

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>>154160508
>a woman who doesn't talk back

AND YOU DON'T WANT THIS? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>>154160616
rude!

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>>154160620
>Pfft I bet ephey isn't even live because this anon doesn't know who our girl really is
>She's live

O M G

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>open sing stream
>cuck
>cuck
>cuck
>cuk
>cuc
>cock

>exit stream

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>>154160890

ARTEEZY
IS
STREAMING

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>>154156335
How To Fix Pugna for Dota 2 Version 6.89:

- Nether Ward swaps places with Life Drain and is now Pugna's Ultimate Ability

- Getting Aghs now upgrades Nether Ward instead of Life Drain

NETHER WARD:

- All current effects of and interactions with Nether Ward stay as is.

- When an enemy unit casts a spell within the aoe of the ward, the ward creates a Life Drain link connected to that unit based the current level of Life Drain. The health drained is funneled directly to Pugna, and if Pugna's HP is full, it restores his mana as normal. Each time an enemy casts a new spell, the link duration is refreshed.

- AGHANIM'S UPGRADE: If an enemy unit enters the AOE of the ward, they instantly become ethereal. If an enemy leaves the AOE or gets within 150 range of the ward, they instantly become normal again. The ethereal effect is based on all the effects of the current level of Decrepify.

BAM

VIABLE & FIXED

>10 commends the past week and I haven't even played particularly well

Having a good attitude does wonders. I think it was because I told teammates not to worry when they fucked up and most of them were used to autistic cancer.

>>154161014
based non liar twitchspy

>>154161014
wtf it's real lol

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>>154160890
fake
>>154161014
fake and gay

>>154161014
B A S E D

A

S

E

D

>enemy gets a silence late game
>(you) get a manta instead of a lotus orb
stop

10:31 Barnyyy: Ayy GUrl I Don"t MEan To BE a CrEEP Here (haha) but I'd Let U CHOP me with ur Talon anytime hehe...

what a fucking creeper

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>>154161014
IT'S REAL

anyone else reporting rtz stream ?

racism is against twitch policy

>>154160686
Thanks Pudge.

>>154160702
I don't know, probably because I like people who communicate a lot even if it's yelling/fighting. I'd be more worried about a girl being unhappy and not voicing why to me. Meek people are a hassle to me.

>>154161637
Was this a PM or a tweet?

>>154161749
it was a message in twitch chat

clips.twitch
.tv/arteezy/DrabSquirrelUnSane

I can actually masturbate to arteezys laugh

>>154161846
lel

who was the streamer?

>>154161918
our girl

>>154161985
oh must've missed it in arteezy's chat

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mods are asleep

post slavs

>trilane is actually working

these kids are getting shitfucked

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>no ES to complete OM ES FV trilane

?????

>>154162232
ROLLING FOR ARTYOM

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>>154162232

>>154161732
I wholeheartedly agree.

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>Five minutes in the game
>6 kills already. Making up every kill on his team
god damn

rtz confirmed for Trump

2 E Z 4 SLAV E Z

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>>154162232
Dima boys

sing not urning his team with 11 urn charges is triggering me t b h

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>look thru sing chat to see song name
>nobody talking about game or song
>just calling eachother fucking cucks
>nonstop
>chat bot is calling them cucks
song name plz

>>154159968
I'm sure most of that is just from having your hand pressed to your face. The rest of it is from the heat of your phone.

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>this fucking rtz game

>>154162935
>sing

fucking cuck

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>Tfw based Valve stepped in cause of community outcry

>>154153231
arcane boots
vanguard
blink
other utility and aura items

>>154161014
>lube up my hole and ready to fap
>rtz strim
what the fuck

>>154163008
literal whos

>>154163000
friend pls
it was just some guy chanting HEART OF SKYYYYYYY or HARD ON SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH or some shit
good song gotta know
also fuck new twitch chat its as bad as shit here, these donations that are just 322 LUL 322 LUL 322 LUL 322 LUL are literally all thats even in stream chat anyway ((((except for cuck lul))), just people are paying fucking money to have it played on audio so you cant even hide chat to be safe

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based pope of pestilence

>>154161036

prefect

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>RTZ CONFIRMED CHEATING
DOTURDS
FOREVER
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

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>>154161036
Nice job anon.

>>154161036
>If an enemy unit enters the AOE of the ward, they instantly become ethereal.
this reminds me of the time I dodged most of a lich ult by facing a dusa that was dying

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>>154162351
ayoo senpai waddup

>>154161036
>Pugna wards
>makes enemy carries worthless until they get BKB
Ii like it

>>154163623
i fucking love everything about this pic

dragon lance removed when

>>154163898
thx qt

>>154162232

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why cant anglos make music like this

This song is actually sick.

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How do you completely steamroll the early game and rack up kills after kills, only to turn into your average pubshitter Pudge with zero item progression 30 minutes later?

What the fuck, Arteezy?

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im diggin this familia

>>154164724
he's taken 0 farm and this od has been steamrolling since his mid and top is actually garbage
there's good reason why pudge is fucking trash win rate at high mmr
he's hitting the hooks, what more could you ask for

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rtz is a god

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>this /drunkslav-core/

>>154165164
>>154165078
are these slavs ok

>>154165236
awawatsu

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I'm havin stew

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>Russian anthem

Is Arteezy trying to get in on Russia's doping program?

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oysters

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why does RTZ only have like 10k viewers while streaming Dota 2?

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>this game
>this rollercoaster of emotions

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>>154165626
Because Sing is also strim

>>154165626
russia keyword filtering

>>154165626
It's 12 at night and everyone has work or school tomorrow

How does an OD just run over your entire team like that I thought the hero was nerfed

>>154165708
better question is how wr got fucking stomped mid

>>154165708
What if a hero with mobility problems, but high damage
could attack you with infinite range

>>154165689
>everyone lives in America

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>>154165773
What you mean you don't?

>>154165773
Everyone who matters, watchers rtz strem and speaks english and lives in one of the most populated areas of the world does

>>154165773
sometimes I forget american isn't the only country with internet

Stop this at once

>>154166120
How did you keep flaming yuros then

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>>154166145
fuck you

>>154166197
it's sorta like remembering an old joke your friend told you when you were a kid

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>>154162935
>not using the civil chat

>kotl

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>it's a you cannot watch rtz strim because you have to wake up early episode

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>>154166625
Same desu fuck la
Nighty nighty, /d2g/

why is r-tee-sea playing support

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>>154166625
>>154166690
It's only 10 PM and I'm gonna stay up until at least 12 AM

Sucks to be you stupids

>>154166690
Being semi-NEET is so painful

>>154166715
because he randomed

holy shit

>pick Shadow Demon
>made my team snowball
>managed to have more kills and damage than the fed AM and Ursa on top of being able to murder the enemy's pos 1 Luna

Is this just because I am still in the trench? I thought once I am nearer to 3k and further from 2k, things would be relatively better(I am 2.8k)

>>154166625
>60 word essay due tomorrow
>planning on watching rtc while doing it all night

>>154167017
this is a meme right

>ixshite bullied into abandoning

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>>154167017
Who are you gonna do it with?

>>154166756

wow, whos the qt mate?

>>154167114
(You)

>>154167016
at 2.8k you can do literally anything and still win the game if you know how dota works

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>>154166625
>NEET
>not going to sleep for 5 more hours
>can watch RTZ all night while contemplating where my life went wrong
feelsgoodman

>>154167653
stream title says "2 games"

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>>154167714
shit

>>154167714
>trusting rtz

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>>154167714

What hero can win mid versus Sniper? It's so hard to lane against that hero. Is it actually better to pick heroes like Jugg or LC who can just manfight him?

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what happened to Fear?

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>>154168005

>>154168005
Celebrating his girlfriend's birthday in Malaysia.

>>154165773
its 6/7/8 am in eu, anyone up now are on their way to work/school

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>this music
women dont actually act like this right

>>154167905
Literally anyone. He deals no fucking damage, just deny every single creep.

>>154168101
>tfw lan is happening in malaysia soon
>new fnatic with mushi+jimmy

Gonna be pretty gud.

>>154168101
>be the whitest American with the biggest dick
>still has yellow fever
but why

>>154168168

why not?

>>154167905
poor man's shield

>>154168168
malay girls are cute as fuck. See Tiffany Oling aka Titanchan.

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>>154168168
>malaysian
>'yellow' fever
more like monkey fever

>>154168251

Oh god, her stream started auto playing while I was skimming FB once. She has the cutest accent.

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>tfw every game between 6 and 9 am is a shitfest
why is morning dota so terrible? is it just little kids playing before school? NEETs on tilt that have been playing for 18 hours and just want one win?

>sing strim over
>nothing to watch

>>154168251
>mfw whitey considers her qt

m8 SEAzns would find her average

>tfw moving to NYC soon

Anyone here from there? Which isp is recommended?

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>>154168510
>NYC

>>154168448
>he was actually watching cukcuck while rtz was online

>>154168448

>watching memememe does he still talk with that stupid accent and carry on like a clown?

>>154168497
You can find average cute autist

>>154168510
NYC here, Time Warner has a monopoly on this place, it sucks man.

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>>154168448
>not watching BloodyNine_ lose the last shreds of his sanity

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>>154168510
>moving to a large city in modern day USA

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Why does it take so long to reach level 20? I mean holy shit.

>Wish I had an anime girlfriend guys
-arteezy

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>I wish I had an anime gf
t. RTZ

ITS OVER THE WEEBS WON

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>>154168841
>>154168858
>you will never be rtz's anime girlfriend(male)
JUST

>2 games
he means 20 games haha

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SOILED IT

SOILED IT

SOILED IT

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>>154168841
>>154168858
Adelaide X Arteezy

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we back

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a rabbit stew

>singsing gets away with doing retarded builds and afking in woods
>people still complain about pros telling shitters how bad they are

The fuck is wrong with this community.

>>154168587
REEEEEEEEEddit pls go

>>154168815
keep in mind that the trophy for reaching certain levels will give you XP to get more levels when you hit milestones
took me almost exactly 150 games to reach lvl 20, should take you the same amount

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what is this dual jungle meme
what happened awoodestoo

>>154169138
Adelaide?

>>154169285
but shit shit is garbage

>>154169285

throwing the game is fine as long as you dont make a mean tweet or say something lebbit doesnt like in an interview

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What streamer RETARD is picking Kunkka, Two games I'm with this dogshit hero and two FUCKING losses.

>>154169285

One is a joke that isn't taken seriously the others actually matter.

Tiago can I get your expert opinion on RTZ's Jungle Abaddon?

what is this league of babbys strategy

>>154152985
Moe get online, my dude.

>2 cores ooga booga
>supports get fast ulti

how the fuck is this dual junglers working lads?
is this the power of 7k mmr?

>28 cs

Jungle Abaddon everyone

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>this fucking luna wont stop dying
STOP RUINING THE MEME GAME HE NEEDS TO WIN THIS TO INFLUENCE THOUSANDS OF 1K MMR GAMES

>>154169506
Abaddon is a BETTER lycan

abaddon can guarantee his ability to autoattack towers uninterrupted for 7+ seconds, usually 10+ seconds of whacking a tower unmolested. He can safely split push and survive

with items like necro3, bkb, desolator, ac, mask of madness (without orb), moon shard, abaddon is capable of zerging down enemy towers and surviving
his ability to close out a game is inevitable

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>>154169394
Not Adelaide
Los Angeles

>>154169783
hes losing though

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RTZ is art

Hey Moe have you tried legion yet?
come back man
nice dick

>>154169881
uhhhh

>>154162962

Cell phone companies, in an effort to deal with nearly non-existent ionizing radiation (because of questionable studies about cancer incidence rates from cell phone use) delivered to the head changed the transmitting frequency to be red shifted

This puts it nearer to the microwave band. This is STILL not ionizing radiation and thus cannot cause radiation induced damage to the body but can rotate molecules, leading to heating. It's the same process used in microwave ovens, just far lower power.

>>154169881
im comin dude

>>154169881
Wrong general you fuck

It is literally impossible to do bad with Axe or Necrophos

>>154157584
>allie picks PA
>Allie feeds to legion commander literally once thye both get lvl 6
>wards WARDS WARDS BOUNTY FUCKING HUNTER
>Wards already been placed 0 wards in shop
>Enemy Pudge got so fed from our axe simulating a childs response to CoD campers by doing the same fucking thing for 10 minutes with no success
>BOUNTY HUNTER NEEDS TO BE REPORTED
>Literally the only person with sense on my team against meaty niggers
>Didn't have time to rush rapier with echo blade to try and carry
Sometimes I think Valve has people paided to play with me shit.
>Enemy apologized to me since our autistic PA was actually talking to me through all chat the whole time

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>Vitas

wtf is Arteezy doing

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you did exercise today didn't you d2g you fat fuck? you can't sit around shit posting all day ya know

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Alright so I've been swinging between 3.9k and 4.1k for almost a year, and I know I've improved but I feel like my account is cursed.

To try something out I bought a 4.8k account and maintained it playing all positions for over 2 months now.

Please explain. Forced 50?

>>154170291
stop being obese you guys

>>154170281
Dude is pretty high right now

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the dream is dead

>>154170321
I am naturally slim

>>154170291
yeah i do pushups at every loading screen
and other workouts in the morning

>>154170321
>Implying I'm a fat fuck
135 lbs/62 kg

>>154170321
jokes on you im a spooky skeleton

>>154170363
is that alex garfield?

>>154158972
you saw it at starladder with eg

>tfw 2100 hours played
>still 2.8k mmr
is it time to give up?

Arteezy has LOST it senpai.

>>154170303
your main account is shadow pooled

Who is on EE's team?

me on the right

>>154170551
yes! give up!

>>154170605
me

>>154170576
I thought that was a myth

>>154170605
Eternal Envy

>>154170646
what did you think behavior score was for

did the performance patch do anything for you guys? does the game still shit itself if the match goes on for too long?

>>154170551
don't give up! Learn Omni and carry your team to victory upon shoulders that rival Atlas

>>154170605
me, eternalenvy

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>>154170731
>did the performance patch do anything

>>154170731
>that FV damage nerf

It made me pick void less

>>154170731
>did the performance patch do anything
no

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>>154170731
>did the performance patch do anything

>>154170689
what's the "good guy" behaviour score limit?

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>rtz listening to chris travis
i miss jigglebilly ; _ ;

>>154171085
7000+

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>>154170605
>unironically teaming with NA shitters.
>Will fall into irrelevancy.
Shouldn't have dropped Nichijou.

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What if towers dealt more damage with every hit
what if every hit stacked a -1 armor

>>154171249
what if we renamed them to Turrets?

>>154171204
What's so special about Nichijou anyway? The jokes are not for everyone

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>>154171156
>he will never hump a water bottle again

>>154171309
it's for plebs like lelouche

BITCH DONT EVEN KNOW IT SHE JUST MET THE DAMN PLUG

>>154171360
>League Player
fuck off

>>154171309
It's baby's first comedy anime by Kyoani.
For plebeians that only started to REALLY watch anime in 2010+ it's the first contact they had with a non-serious anime by a major studio.

@154171434
Not even worth a (You)vote famalam

why drums first over blink on bat? isn't a bracer ENOUGH

154171434
[you]

>>154171482
are you not watching this game? he wants to lose

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Which hero would win in a one on one fight?

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>>154171645
>stealing shitposts from other boards for you's
gulag hitting new lows every day
come on

>>154171713
>stuns first before ursa ult
Ursa wins
>stuns after ursa ult
Sven wins

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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HE DID IT
HE ACTUALLY DID IT

>>154171434
That's fucking HoN

>>154171645
If you're going to get an iPhone then get rose gold.

>>154171645
>all these candybar phone designs

So who's the first company to shell out a different yet sleek design for smartphones?

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what if echo sabre worked in sleight of fist? what if it worked during omnislash? or maybe does it work?

>>154171796
>Stun after massive damage reduction
What did he mean by this