Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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Ana is a better version of Miracle.

>>154193391
>admiral cuckdog getting taught by babushka
wew
lad

cocи cyкa

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nth for swecucks

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Why is life so shit?

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hey humans, it was brought to my attention that some stupid human nerd wanted to breed auroth, the winter wyvern.

do you even realize how stupid that idea is?

>small penis that won't reach even a fifth of the distance to the womb
>shitty human semen that will freeze on the spot unlike unfreezable wyvern semen
>dick would freeze and shatter after a couple minutes of sexual intercourse (good thing you are a premature ejaculator so you got that part covered)
>even if you somehow managed to reach the egg with your semen, there's now way a wyvern-human halfbreed could be conceived

so please stop spouting nonsense

>>154193580
шизик eбyчий

What's the absolute maximum tower damage possible, ie, only your hero dealing tower dmg, no creeps, no teammates.

who the fuck was that phoenix in bulldog's stream

>>154193879
infinite becuase towers heal themselves

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>>154193879

>>154193921
babushka
hes a Fenix/LD spammer
arguably better than bulldog on both heroes

he used to play with singsing when they were playing 5stack earlier in the year

>>154193879
around 13k if you don't count healing I believe though I don't know whether that includes the throne

>>154193921
https://www.t/waveafterwave2ndlife

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post some waifus

>>154193274
>12min bf
>only 800gpm at the end

looks like youre a shitter, friend.

>enemy picks huskar
>pick doom
>win
DOTARDS????

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Meme.

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>>154194371
why should i anon ? you already posted the best one

>>154193538
What did he mean by this?

What's the new fresh gulag maymay bros

>>154193538
Shouldnt it be "Give him my woman"?

>>154194642
same

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>tangos plz.

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>>154193538
>nth for swecucks

I played a game and we had some international party over there and one of them was a swede guy who tried to act cocky but I just couldn't see him in any other way but a weak swedecuck.
I have uni female friend living in Sweden and she had to find some americlap boyfriend there because according to her Swedish men are infantile beta cucks who want to be treated like girls.

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About to buy the pic related from chinks. Does anyone have some of the these chink figures ?

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>>154193580
>posts Dark Souls Yorshka

??????

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>>154194642
ALLAHU AKBAR

>pe-pero los peruanos
JAJAJAJA QUE TAN MIERDA PUEDEN SER EN EL JUEGO AMERICAN DOTARDS?

>>154195765
i'd totally hotglue that desu

Bulldog is good sometimes but he is just not on the same level as Singsing and RTZ as far as streamers go.

>>154196237
LOS TENGO ES MUI CALIENTE CICITA AJJAJAJAJJAJJA

>>154196237
Callate negro de mierda

>>154196341
>rtz
I seriously do not understand the appeal of his streams

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>>154196341
>unironically watching singshit or bullshit

Are you 12 years old or just fucking retarded?

Arc Warden is the dumbest hero to grace this fucking game.

>>154196418
He has better music than Bulldog.
Bulldog's meme music sucks.
Like right now he just keeps playing Space Jam, like that is new.

>>154196520
thats still invoker
Its always been invoker

http://blog.dota2.com/Fall-Update

>>154196578
>rtz has better music than [anyone]
is this a joke? is this bait?

Guys I cant stop playing kotl, I just want to mana leak faggots for the rest of my life.

why am i such a failure

what should i do with my pointless life

>>154196702
nice try

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HOW DOES FUCKING QUAS WEX INVOKER DIE TWICE TO ARC WARDEN

FUCKING SHITTERS IN THIS GAME.

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>>154196748
>my life

If you can't take care of your life or be a proud neet then just let the other people take care of it and join the army lmao.

>>154196981
any hero in the game dies to him when he just le fluxes you twice while spamming 5k range ghost nukes

NP stands for Nchotto Pmatte

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>>154193538
I'm so fucking ashamed of this fat fuck.
He's even playing white knight in the swedish dota 2 group on facebook.

>>154197136
No, it stands for Furion

>>154197326
Cheeki breeki

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its an "I'm playing unconventional support hero WHO DOESNT BUY WARDS XD " and loses you the game, episode.

Thanks Pudge.!!

>>154197326
тхиc peтapд иcнт эвeн cпэкинг poccиян ликe втф фyцк oфф eю peтapд итc peaлий eacи тo тeлл нoв фyккинг peтapдeд eю aктyaли ape

>>154196981
every hero dies to arc warden
i don't think you understand this

>>154197326
Бpaтaн, тoжe зaбaнили?

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>no lolita heroes

I'm here to listen to your pathetic excuses, dotards.

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>>154197660
uhh sorry?

Moчyх пидopac зaбaнил, пpидётcя cpaть тyт.

>>154197371
how the fuck is pudge an unconventional support?
people get angry if i pick him mid in 4k unranked

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>>154193391
HEY GUYS REMEMBER ME

>>154197371
pudge is more of a support than anything else, and a decent one at that.

>>154197845
Well yes, he is more of a support than a mid, but he is still a garbage hero so he is also unconventional as a support

>>154197845
support as in, I'm playing PL safelane, we have a jungle tresdin, offlane timber and mid invoker and for some reason this guy thinks we need a pudge, rather than a good support like rubick, lion, zeus, etc. something that actually helps win the lane and game

>>154197929
pudge is a shit hero if youre not ahead.

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whats the most finnish hero?

>when a player tells you to not fight without him
>they dont carry tp scrolls

>>154198013
GED INDO DA FUGGIN SNOWBALL :-DDD

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>doom gets a 10 minute midas into a 30 minute radiance after our rax have gone down
Someone send help

>>154198096
at least it was radiance

i just came out of a game where a jungle doom went midas -> aghs

>>154198002
well pudge is a roaming support, just like bh, riki etc.
so if you call that unconventional, yeah he is

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>>154198013
Is that even a question?

>drunk
>brawler
>no time to egblain
>cant talk engliss
>drunk
> :DD

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>>154198013
I dunno boss, who might it be?

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>>154198013

whats the most gulag hero?

>>154198192
I miss when seeing a doom on my team was a good thing, not a dead weight who will buy SHIT items

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>>154198475
you tell me

>>154198490
>>154198192
What's wrong with Doom Aghs? Aghs Refresher is basically the only way he's useful anymore

>>154198475
Tresdin before valve ruined him
>suffer not the nonhuman to live

Tell me about slark

>have to go to study
>decide to play one game before doing it
>enemy last picks Huskar
>abandon because i just want a normal game instead
>low prio

yeah fuck this game honsetlyl

>>154198741
shitstain

Is necro a spammable ranked hero?

>>154198780
just buy disables/basher

>>154198912
and silver edge

>>154198857
every hero is spammable

>>154198595
Aghs rush is shit because you wont survive long enough in a fight early for the effect of the aghs to be useful because no armour. You'll never even get to use that fancy aghs since you're going to be kited to hell and back without a blink. Also you can just get a silver edge if a passive needs to be disabled. Aghs rushing is bad, as a luxury item it's fine.

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>>154198857
not really.

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>>154198013

>1/9 Meepo
>HES IN A 3 STACK

fohsdfuiwdhufous 5 LOSSES IN A ROW BECAUSE OF THESE MORONS.

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I wish esports would come back

How/where do I sell accounts?

how to build a good spirit breaker?

>>154200025
the internet

>>154200097
zeus you retard give me a site name

>>154200137
www.google.com

>>154200137
why do you even want to know
you dont even know how the whole proccess is done, no one sits there and plays 200 games to sell accounts its all bots and then some 6k retard getting paid to play calibration games etc

just stop wasting your time you will make 10x the money per hour working at mcdonalds

>>154200384
well I already have a few 5k accounts from like 2014 lying around that I don't play on anymore.
just wondering if I could turn those into rent.

>>154200504
I'll give ya tree fiddy for one

>>154199282
The ability to queue with friends, non-locked regions and Valve murdering Icefrog pretty much killed normal DotA.

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>>154200504
Hey Im looking for 3-4k account for my shitter friend so we can play ranked together
Whatcha got?

>>154200646
lowest is 5.2, sorry

>>154200754
What are your fees for eithet of them?

I can'tt fucking breathe after Bulldog's scream. Holy shit that disaster of a fight

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>>154200754
>>154200646
I'll trade you a 3.5K account for your 5.2K account to sell to the other guy

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>>154200754
Im new to this
How much does it cost?
How do I buy it?

>>154201012
fuck off cuck

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>>154201079
Well fuck you too NEET faggot

How much MMR do I need to be a 4k player skill-wise?

>>154201361
4k

hey guys,i'm at level 9 so far and i want to get levels so i can play completitive

my main is razor,and i want to ask,will i have problems when i will get into competitive ?

>>154201540
>main
>of all heroes to focus on, it's Razor

Maybe you can surprise a lot of people by having a good razor, but you'll get shit on by manta carries like AM/Morph.

>timbersaw complains about being bursted down by tinker
>tell him to buy a cloak and raindrops
>he doesn't listen
>dies again
>bitches some more

c'mon man

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>>154201540
Well, first off, do you mean actual Competitive Dota, or just Ranked?

Second, yes, regardless of your answer

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>>154201361
are you retarded?

>>154201686
no i mean like just ranked for getting some mmr

if razor is shit in ranked what hero should i train ?

>>154201785
all of them, keep randoming until you get a hang of every hero. You should have played with most heroes once or twice before you move to ranked

>>154201785
I was writing a post and listing some heroes as examples, but I deleted it and came up with a better idea. Watch some pro streams, and pick the hero you see them play. Try to emulate what they did and you'll start to notice weaknesses in your own play and the strengths of theirs. You'll get better so quickly.

I suspect you'll see a lot of Invoker, Mirana, Morphling, and Anti-Mage. Anything you practice with a focus on improving will make you better though, and that will carry over to all heroes.

>>154198595
Its 4k gold, for a item that grants you Break and slightly increased ultimate damage.
Might as well go Midas -> AC, to leverage your new cool Doomblade

>>154201785
As you get better and start going into ranked, people take the game a lot more seriously and start to use more teamwork

It's going to be important to be versatile and train a lot of heroes, so you can pick a more synergistic team lineup and counterpick enemy heroes who are very good against your favourites
Pick Slark

>>154196490
Based on your comments, you are willing to watch RTZ than?

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How do I win with this faggot?

>>154202294
It also gives good stats too, and for 9400g you're effectively removing two heroes from a teamfight leaving you and your 4 other teammates to clear up

>>154202742
You would be better of building a Atos, which do it better, because kiting is far worse in Dota than raw skill disable.

just give us the patch already valve

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>>154194371
>>154194371
This will be a good thread

holy shit what is this lag

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>>154202518
Buy scepter and blink

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>>154202518
farm bloodstone by 16-18 minutes
farm orchid after that

take fights before bloodstone if and only if you have a hero number advantage on the people you're

harass the enemy mid laner with static remnant and overcharge
he's honestly really easy and you'll get it after a lot of games. don't pick him against anti mage or nyx assassin or kotl of course.

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What kind of team you want senpai?

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>>154203703
JUST

>>154201785

Try every role. Once you enter ranked you will need to be able to handle every single one of them.

>>154203826
They crashed the plane with no survivors?

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>>154203461

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>>154194371
Enchantress still has her spots, does that mean she's still a fawn?

WHERE IS ARTEEZY

REEEEEEEE

>>154204229
In Zai chat

>>154204229
In zai's chat.

>>154204004
it dosesn't matter anon,it needs to be hot and thick

>>154204229
kys

>bulldog's name is "hugh mungus"

what did he mean by this?

I can't decide if Wagamama is our guy or not.

Pros:
>Shitty unkempt beard
>Wears fedora
>Cries in public
>Closet homosexual
>NEET

Cons:
>Plays Dota 2
>Has girlfriend
>Doesn't watch anime
>7k MMR

Thoughts?

Name one core more fun than sven?

>>154205261
*ahem*
GAY
FREE
BOARD

>>154205308
ember

>>154205308
Thinly veiled recommendation thread?

>>154205261
he literally studied japanese some years ago.
do you really think he doesn't watch anime?

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>>154205356
>take all the farm
>do no damage becaue enemy team isn't retarded

>>154205261
>>Doesn't watch anime
El moa at this pseudo not knowing what "wagamama" means

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does anyone have the original video for this?

>>154205261
his gf slept with someone at TI and he admitted that on stream

he litearlly got cucked by some overweight attention whore our guy for sure

>sell my items mid game because I feel like I need a fresh start.
>get reported to LPQ even though we won.
WTF.

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>tfw don't have to shazam anymore

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this threads needs waifus

>>154205727
youtube poisonrune

>>154205768
Was it someone known at least or did he get cucked by a literal who?

>>154205681
"the enemy team isn't retarded" is such a shitty argument
guess that makes slardar, centaur, earthshaker, void, tide, sand king and axe shit too huh? just avoid slithereen crush right

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Official our guys streamer list.

Bulldog.
Zai.
Arteezy.
N0tail.
Miracle.
Puppey.
Envy for bad plays.

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Who's the Ben Affleck of Dota?

>>154199112
Why not

>>154206029
Good streamers:
-bulldog
-zai
-attacker
-puppey
-chessie
-singsing

good streamers but you have to mute them
-notail (don't even remember the last time he streamed desu) (ear splitting screams)
-arteezy (dogshit taste in music)
-miracle (shit taste in music)
-envy (dogshit taste in music and terrible autistic mumblings in mic)

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>>154206029
>our guys
arteezy
zai
>reddit
everyone else from your list

It's not that hard backstabby

>>154206137
>It's GROSS, it's RACIST!
To think this faggot plays Batman.

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>no bad dragon hero

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>>154206261
>Good streamers:
>-bulldog
>-attacker
>-puppey
>-chessie
>-singsing

>-arteezy (dogshit taste in music)

What's up reddit? How's the daily durka appreciation thread going?

>>154206381
>smoking
>mantits
>belly

there's no way that guy has anything to do with batman

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>>154205865
thanks senpai

>>154206423
I don't know my nonwhite friend, you tell me

Carry venge is actually the funnest shit I've done in this game in a while, she does so much damage and nobody ever expects it so they ALWAYS try and manfight you.

Slav streams>any eu cucks streams.
EvilArthas has better content than any your based streamers. He the only popular streamer who ignores subs,donations and respond only for the two guys who donates him over 1kusd per week.

>>154206884
Easy there Andrei, don't waste your 512MB bandwidth on us

what's up with autistic russians shitting up the thread all day long today?

is their containment chan down or something?

bulldog is so bad it's incredible

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Any Slark mainers here?

I'm gonna kick your ass.

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>>154207293
IM JUST GONNA RUN DOWN MID AFTER FEEDING A RAPIER WHAT COULD HAPPEN??????

>>154207361
see u on the rift summoner

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>>154202841
Are you aware that there are other heroes on your team

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>>154206884
>EvilArthas has better content than any your based streamers. He the only popular streamer who ignores subs,donations and respond only for the two guys who donates him over 1kusd per week.
Slav here. This particular man I'm quoting is either delusional as fuck or completely insane.
And judging by your english skills you wouldn't be able to watch any of the EN streams anyways so what's the point of your shitposting Boris?

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>>154207361
Is it "mainer" if I also play zet and meepo?

>>154206261
awful list

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>>154207361
Found the cuckport.

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Any Crystal Maiden mainers here?

I want to cuddle with you.

>>154207361
>people still play slark in his shit bracket

morphling is the new hotness

>>154207545
What's a cuckport? Is that like a new word for wife's pussy? Because that's where the bull puts his dick?

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>>154207442
>Trench players
>Building the best non hard disable item in the game

>>154207970
>tfw grew up with tintin albums including tintin in the congo
>tfw cucks want to ban it now

>no madman hero
dotards???

>>154207970
triggered

Is aghs bat legit?

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>no african american hero
UH DOTARDS? RACIST MUCH????

>>154208396
https://www.heroesofnewerth.com/heroes/view/42#hero

por you

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>>154208671
?

>>154208671
>he thinks DK is white
lmaoing @ yur life

>>154208804
Dk is arab.

chen is black but he's like egyptian black so not *really* black

monkey king will be the first truly black hero

>americans calling black people in america "african americans"

can we just gas all of america and get done with it? not even sweden has such ratio of cucks

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>>154208928
>arab
kill yourself dk is hispanic

>sun wukong
>black
okay this is bait right? fucking uncultured swines

>>154207970
keyword: non hard disable

>>154208928
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/f8/DK_dragon_spawn_02.mp3

he sounds pretty black to me

whoever said that cute girls care more about personality lied

fuck my life famioly

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>>154209178
they ought to put tony todd in the game as his own hero

(voiced by the guy who does timbersaw)

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You think there would of been a loli pugna mod ?

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>tfw no finny weasley gf

Bulldogs stream literally has the word cuck in the title, what the hell

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>>154209528
>Mr. Newfaggot doesn't know the adventures of Agent Cucky have been going on for weeks.

>>154209176
A non hard disable, with 1200 cast range, 40% uptime, and enough slow to hit the lower movespeed cap in a lot of cases.
It slows so much, that unless they blink over a cliff, you just follow them and apply it again.
Multiple Atos is even better since 2 atoses only have a downtime of 2 seconds inbetween the killer slow.

>matumbas gf gropes him on stream

S
M
H

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fuckin land lubbers get rekt

>>154208327
>Own the whole uncensored collection

Tintin is fucking based

>matu's gf will never give you a back massage
why
live

this zai music is a bit too conceptual for me

>>154209904
>>154209974

matu is not gay?

what is this deception?

was he just pretending to become better at dota?

How am I supposed to play ezalor, the keeper of the shite
seems difficult to play a support who is literally squishier than terrorblade, with the lowest level 1 ehp in the game

>>154210108
he can be bi, which is actually the most logical sex orientation

why would you deny yourself from HALF potential opportunities becuase some stupid shit

>>154209018
t.loda

>>154205261
>name is wagamama
>doesn't watch anime

what did he mean by this?

>>154210438
by that logic you could also like pigs, think of all the extra opportunities!

>>154210438
cause its gay

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>>154210438
being bi as a man is disgusting as fuck meanwhile bi fem is god tier.
>tfw i wasnt born as a girl

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>>154210890
>ywn be a qt girl
what even is the point of living?

>>154210890
Nice job having the objectivity of a 14 years old

>>154209842
or they bkb, force, euls, mantas, diff's themselves, forces themselves, OR
they might just stand their ground and manfight you.
not saying atos is useless, but there is a reason why the stats on it is so good for several heroes, and that is because it IS alot of money to commit in something that has so many plays against it

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I NEED A DOTA GF

>>154210890
>bi man
>can have sex with vaginas, or not

>be bi woman
>have a vagina that bleeds every month with risk of yeast infection, and get to have sex with the same thing

>>154211247
>He plays dota
>He's not gay

What the fuck man get on with the times

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>>154211247
me 2

>>154211245
>You Atos them
>They BKB
>You disengage, because they wasted a BKB charge
>Free kill if BKB is on cooldown

Force does fuck all unless chained against Atos
Manta do something, but the item is far too costy for what it do, on the top of still having its insane cooldown.
Diffusal is a legitimate counter. Just a fucking shame it doesn't also grant HP.
Eul's really doesn't do anything unless paired with Blink.

>they might just stand their ground and manfight you.
Thats Medusa and...? What other ranged hero? Melee heroes get killed in Kiteville

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>>154211369
gf (MALE) or not

get with the times puciboi

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>born to late for the age where rape is socially accepted
>born to early for the age where sex robots are common

I just wanted to explore the world...

I want Jark

>>154211615
>too late for the age where rape is socially accepted
It is as long as you're not white

>>154206261
I miss n0tail stream, he was the best streamer ever
Since he's gone arteezy is number 1

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>>154211615
Don't do this to me

Rest in peace deetwogays

>>154211247
>tfw no dota bf
I had an online 5k dotard friend but we stopped talking, I wish I was braver and asked for his personal info

>>154212236
hi sir its me sir

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/ ! \ ATTENTION / ! \
ALL NEETS
IF YOU WANT A JOB
https://twitter.com/sokareemie/status/773891853049483264

>>154212236
How do you faggots even do this
What are the odds of randomly finding someone gay when it's like barely 5% of the population

>>154212356
like 50% of dota players are gay

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>>154212353
>diversity & inclusion manager at riot games

>>154212353
if it was 2010 id bite the bullet and crash that company from within myself

but they crashed themsevles lmao

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>>154212353
>>154212483
What the fuck are they doing

>>154210438
>projecting your mental illnesses on others

>>154205768
When and how did this even come up, i'm skeptical someone would say this

>>154212483
holy god damn shit its real

https://twitter.com/Arteezy/status/773960337708060672

lmao

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Nigga that's kawai

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>>154211247
>tfw know a girl that looks almost like pic related
>know for a fact she likes and plays dota
>too awkward to even approach her, let alone talk to her

life is suffering

quick d2g, give me a memehero with a memebuild.

>>154213324
Is the secret org kill?

>>154213170
I was watching when she was writing in chat and she said that they're still on friendly terms, so I don't know where this cheating meme came from

>>154213343
let me talk to her i'm not awkward with girls (male) or girls (female)

>>154213324
>cyborgmatt spend his times printing stickers and shit

LMAO

cant make this shit up

Boku no Pico live on Matumbaman's stream

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>click on a stream
>streamer has a webcam of themselves over the portrait of the hero they're playing
>usually also have 30% of the screen obscured by some shitty overlay
>close stream

WHY IS THIS SO COMMON

>>154213343
I can talk to her, but she's ugly.

>>154213449
never, if I can't have her no dotard will

>>154213521
im surprised he managed to avoid shwoing any 2d dicks

>>154213610
pls mane, need a redhead qt

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>OUR GUY's bookmarks are one third reddit
ummmm doturds?

>>154213327
looks like annedroid desu

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>>154213324
>those 4 sticks of memory
>that stock ass nvidia card with the blowers that cant cool worth shit

>>154213745
its watered cooled dumbass

>>154213720

apps is not really a bookmark and twitch is kind of his job

I would say his bookmarks are 100% reddit

>>154213720
he only has 3 bookmarks...

>>154213720
what anime is he watching?

>>154213891
Yeah and 1 of which is Reddit, making it 1/3 Reddit. HELLO? RETARD?

>>154213837
you have no idea what a water cooled system looks like kindly fuck off and stop posting

>>154211489
i listed a dousin situations that can happen where atos doesnt do much/gets countered, just because you have a hardon for the item doesnt mean its always such a superior item like u claim

>3.2k mmr
>play in the morning
>slark has bottle, quelling blade, and two teardrops at 12 minutes

>3.2k mmr
>play in the afternoon
>slark had treads, wand, and shadow blade at 12 minutes

why is everyone so much worse in the morning (burger time) i don't get it

>>154213946
literally everyone uses reddit to keep up with the latest memes and drama

get with the times you edgy nerd

>>154214052
>sample size: 2
excellent statistics friendo

>>154214118
?
if you are a tru dotard and spend all your time here nothign will miss you thanks to our based reddit spies

and if it does miss you then its reddit shit not worth seeing in the first placfe

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>>154211712
???

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>walk to offlane
>see this

What do?

>>154214118
Yeah you're a fucking dumb bitch turncoat. Neck yourself.

>>154214359
cry

>>154214118
stop projecting redditard

>>154214359
abandon

>>154212353
>be black and normie
>could get an easy job in vidya gaems
>would have to work for riot though, literally get fired if they check my steam account and see i have dota installed
waste of time desu

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>>154214118
>literally everyone uses reddit
>reddit actually believes this

>>154214052

DUde my WR at night is way higher than during the day. IM POSTIVE it has something to do with the influx of peru kids during the day

>>154214359
There could be a Dazzle in there instead of Void, it could be worse

>>154214573
It's fucking freaky how much they think everyone in the world uses reddit, and not just middle-class sorta-nerdy american men.

>>154213720
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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alright gulag i bought the pic related, i hope i won't get chinked

>>154214118
297,838 reddit users on r/Dota2
13,460,597 monthly uniques from the dota site

so 2.2% of the dota playerbase wow truly everyone uses reddit :^)

>>154215131

>2% of the community has 100% of the power

REALLY makes you think

>>154195765
A friend of mine bought the CM and Lina ones. For the price they're actually painted pretty nice and are decent quality.

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....

Hey!

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>>154214359
>stealing my meme

wew thanks lad

>>154215193
if we could get it down to 1% I'd think about it but I can't be bothered with only 2%

>>154215131
out of that 13 million over 10 million are chinks and cyka's. then you take into account that a good chunk of those 3 million "uniques" are smurfs or people who actually play like 2 games a month, so they don't count. You end up with maybe a million unique players in the western world. Out of which 300k use reddit so about 30% of the playerbase. Check mate.

>winning a game 3v5 against megacreeps
hold me dotards im shaking

>>154215509
Counter point

/d2g/ on average has about 150 unique posters a day. Which means that for each poster there is about 10000 users that do not post. Which means /d2g/ has a 1,500,000 userbase

Easily making up 150% of the playerbase

If i extract a gem from an untradable item, it will be tradable?

>>154215062
Where did you buy it from? I'm looking it up and am seeing prices ranging from $20 for one to $9 for five.

>>154215708
i trust you my gulag coposter you have no reason to lie to me

>>154215708
Makes sense

>>154215876
aliexpress, $7. free shipping
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/11-Types-8-12cm-Dota-2-Figure-Kunkka-Lina-Pudge-Tidehunter-Queen-of-Pain-Crystal-Maiden/32646647594.html

reminder that mmr is just a number and does not reflect your true skill

>browsing 'lag
>enjoying 'bab

based

>>154216215
Go to bed Dendi

>>154216223
just enjoyed a 'lad myself
feeling strong

>>154198475
dark reef rising

>>154216223
>got a 'za in the 'ven
>a 'eer in the 'ridge
>a stream on the 'top
life's good

>>154216205
Ok I was on this same sight but misread it thinking it was $7 for all of them not $7 each so it didn't seem right.

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>>154215708
but what portion of /d2g/ browsers also go on Reddit?

icefrog here, whats your favorite meme

Esports when?

>>154216719
you actually buffed arc warden multiple times you absolute madman

thanks based toad for ending the reign of forced 50

>>154216719
boots and windlace on every hero

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anybody got the sauce?

'eezy stream in ~1 hour lads

>>154216707
Wow that's a nice picture
But I guess it doesn't contain enough dead muslim babies to get put in western newspapers

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>be me
>have some free time until university
>boot doter
>then I realized I have that free time because I forgot to wash the dishes

what hero should I play if I don't want to wash the dishes???

>>154216719
>there is no hero who gets +int as an ulti
>there is no more str hero who gets +str for an ulti

>>154217294
you should just wash the dishes man...
what will your roomates think of you...

>>154217294
brewmaster

http://www.npgame.gg/

>>154217294
go wash the god damn dishes

>>154217416
>http://www.npgame.gg/
wewlad

>>154217416

>im gonna play with new blood nonames
-ee

yeah real new blood there ee
into the trash that team of tier2 players go

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>Jacky 'EternaLEnVy' Mao has played for many accomplished teams of his own creation, the likes of nth, C9, and Team Secret. With a new year of DotA ahead, the Shanghai major-winning carry player looks to do it once again, taking the helm of a fresh roster as captain and drafter. The polarizing yet always entertaining figure will be playing the mid role for Team NP.

>>154217416
>http://www.npgame.gg/
Aui
EE
MSS
SVG
1437

holy shit this is the most tier 2 team I've ever seen in my life just needed Bulba as coach

>>154217416

Top fucking kek.

>>154217294
Do the dishes, anon..

>>154217659
>2
more like 3 or 4
also is that carry aui and mid ee lmao

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>>154217416
>Team No Profit

>>154217294
DO THE FUCKING DISHES HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU

DONT MAKE ME GET MY BELT

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>>154217416
>"I'm gonna go make my own team, with some new blood!"
>MSS, Aui,SVG,1437

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>tfw gonna miss some of arteezy's stream

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>>154217858

I'm still not doing the dishes... what are you going to do?

Be very descriptive please.

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HOW COULD NP POSSIBLY LOSE WITH TOP 2 NA ON HIS TEAM?
EASIEST
TI WIN
OF THE CENTURY

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>>154218030
Why does this pic amuse me so

>>154217416
Team No-pan?