/twg/ - Total War General

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>>154118682
Rollan!

radious leave

first for wood elves are fucking gay and the worst faction

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>>154118798
Radious is based

>ancient empires still not released

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>>154118951
You dont belong here

>>154118682
Which posts give you guaranteed (You)s in /twg/?

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>>154118815
Wood Elves will save Total War: Warhammer

>>154119071
Radious posts

>>154119071
milk

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>>154118989
23 days

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Why do I love Vlad so much?
It's pretty simple when I think about it.
Vlad isn't just the best character in the Warhammer world, he might just be the greatest character of all time.
Just imaging him riding through the swamps of Sylvania, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him.
As he rides through the World's Edge Mountains, the Lahmians swoon at his very scent.
They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Marienburg under the the name of "Carstein Orgasm."
The very nature of Vlad is mystery.
Could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes?
The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit.
However, Vlad is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers.
Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Vlad is not one that is easily penetrated.
Vlad is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world.
Vlad is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty.
Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes.
His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Vlad. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt.
Vlad is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the Warhammer world together.
Without Vlad, the entire Warhammer world, the entire Games Workshop as we know it crumbles.
The Reik would stop flowing without Vlad, Athel Loren would become a desolate crater, and Norsca would melt without his frosty gaze.
These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Vlad so much.

>>154119098
You're right. I need more mongrel races to genocide.

>>154118682
What is the most epic piece of music in the whole Total War franchise?

Ill go with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK5h6sy7_Aw

And

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h0heT3sVas

>>154118815
Your failure confirms: Wood Elves best faction, get hype everyone.

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

Genuine question here guys: how will wood elves even work? Athel Loren is too small to have more than 3 settlements in it, so are they just going to be a one province faction? What will they do besides just exist?

Until I see a trailer or hear an actual confirmation that the next race is wood elves I'm thinking it will be skaven.

I wanna fug a beastgirl

>>154120676
woah there buddy don't forget the all new innovative WILD HUNT system which will pop a following army if one of your army have a fightiness level high enough

>>154119334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K_0M1aWu8M

>>154120676
>reddit rats this early

think again

>>154121002
why not? Underway already exists and they wouldn't even need to add any new settlements besides skavenblight. They can just inhabit the under-version of the ones that already exist.

>>154120982
PAVISE CROSSBOWMEN

>>154121002
Whats reddit about them?

>>154119267
>All powerful vampire lord
>Doesn't have the power to make his face not look like a rotten burned scrotum

Nice.

>>154120982
Thats also fucking nice. Medieval 2 had some excellent OSTs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XJ_iLNnwI0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLnXaZsBjv8

>>154121575
Damn, I've heard that Arabic theme so much I'm still sick of it. Especially from all those long battles where I abused horse archers as the turks.

>>154121575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDIE1Pr-zR4&ab_channel=TotalWarEra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6EIv9GULJU&ab_channel=zakhi2008

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>>154121507
>like a rotten burned scrotum
RUDE

THUNKA

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>>154121461
They're an extremely interesting, innovative faction with a huge fanbase, therefore all the contrarians here dislike them same reason why those 2-3 fags here like Dumb Kangz and Lizardmemes

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>>154118780
rolling for
>B R E T O N N I A
>R
>E
>T
>O
>N
>N
>I
>A

>>154122414
a lot more than 2 or 3 people want to play tomb kangz but they do only want to play them because memes

>>154122074
>abused

You mean used historically right?

>>154122540
If they don't flesh out the roster and give them the best non-monstrous cav then they're going to suck. Grail knights should be the best cav besides demis and blood knights maybe. I can't wait to give them a try though.

>>154122540
Well, at least they nearly look the same

>>154122540
Why is there no grail on the coat of arms?

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G O B L I N S

>>154122715
Well yeah, but the AI can't handle it, so it feels like epic cheese. Just shoot all the arrows, retreat, do it again. I "lost" a majority of the battles in that campaign.

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>>154122768
>Grail knights
I'm sure they'll get a 10-20% ward save (blessing of the lady) and should get anti-large instead of anti-infantry (also more armor-piercing damage)

>>154119071
Defending Age of Sigmar.

Is it me or Attila looks better than warhammer?

>>154123263
Age of Sigmar is a innovative and interesting take in the warhammer franchise. It combines existencial philosophy about multiple universes and your true self with an epic fantasy war setting.

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>>154123374
It looks less like a cartoon but in some aspects the graphics are "better"

I like the way attila looks too though, especially the mods. It looks like an actual battle.

>>154123050
That would be good. I hope they add questing knights as heros soo. They could fill the same role warrior priests do.

And holy fuck, do something with the color scheme to make the infantry not look fucking awful.

>>154123705
what mod is that?

I want Chaos Dwarf's!!!

>>154123949
is this a meme now?

1212 medieval kingdoms

>>154119098
Cute!

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I like night battles

>>154118682
Total War:Polynesia when?

>>154124034
No, it's been a long time since i last came to /twg/, after warhammer lauch i left because it's not my kind of game. I mostly came here because other /his/ fags were here back then.

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>>154124270
then go download this shit because its awesome

also the /his/fags will be back in full swing soon when AE comes out so get ready

>>154123705
Campaign when?
Don't you fucking tomorrow me!

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The history fags will always be jelly that they'll never have Minotaurs in there game...

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>>154124515
I keep hearing late october but I have no idea how true that is. There is still a lot of work that needs to be done.

>>154124515
in a day

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ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF

...

ARF

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>>154124560
fantasy fags will always be jelly that they dont have good siege battles or any settlement battles at all

>>154124654
You're a cheeky fuck m8, I'll give you that.

>>154118951
Those archers are too clean to be Bretonian archers.

Peasant archers must look smellier than zombies or they aren't bret archers. Like you should look at the peasants and physically retch, that's how filthy they are.

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>>154124598
>that guys in the forefront of the image looks like he just brought the shirt from some mega store.
>He put it over his plate amour to showoff.

>>154125002
Looks like pointy sticks (hot) and sallets (gay)

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>>154124771
>>154124560
why do people do this?

There are no "hisfags" and "fantasyfags", there are total war fans and there are newfags who only play warhammer.

>>154125131
>sallets
>gay
You better delete this, lad, or there will be consequences.

>>154122414
>dumb kangs

I bet you were that one retard who kept trying to argue that Russia isn't a big country the other day

Fuck off retard everyone knows you're a retard

>>154125196
It's just an attempt to incite shitposting.

Warhammer would have the best looking combat if not for the fact that THEY KICK, JUMP AND SHIELD BASH ALL THE FUCKING TIME

USE YOUR FUCKING WEAPON, IT'S ON YOUR RIGHT HAND

>>154125291
booo sallets suck
boooo sallets
booo

>>154123263
>>154123416
Where are my (You)s?

>>154125650
I think it fits. The setting is pretty anime anyway. Realistic combat can be reserved for the next history game. You kinda need formations for that anyway.

>>154125760
You need to be honest with it. Make the claim when someone insults GW or AoS. Don't forget the line "Age of Sigmar is good though", guaranteed 5+ (you)s.

M O O R S

>>154118682
Post some epic war music i dont give a shit where it comes from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53Efo-S6XI0

>>154122882
the deep thinking goblin sits there, in the back of your head. It sometimes call out on you, gives you a drive, changes your mood.

The deep thinking goblin sometimes comes out when I make a post that is not up to par. It tells me "no, this isnt right". And then the deep thinking goblin comes out with vidya, or tv series and tells me "no, this is boring, do something else"

and then there is nothing that can change that.

The deep thinking goblin even goes further, when you look at a QT girl, and the deep thinking goblin goes like "is she wearing piercings? Are those tattoo's? What the fuck is she eating? Does she look like she is pretty dumb and/or a consumer whore?" And then no matter what, without the deep thinking goblins approval. Nothing works anymore.

The deep thinking goblin forces you to give a cringeworthy smile, to a marketer, work employee or some other person that EVERYONE likes, because the deep thinking goblin tells you that what that person is and does, its shit.

The deep thinking goblin goes out into the city, sees all the shitskins, niggers, fat people, and other assortments of degenerate retards and tells you "when they smile at you, give them the meanest look you can muster, because they are shit."

and still, this deep thinking goblin is like a god.

September 22nd CA begins teasing the Wood Elf DLC.

October 6th release.

>>154126641
Grace I love you did you see my meams

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>They say there is... fun in posting. They are fools.
>We post for our enjoyment, but the frogs we share serve another
>/twg/ -Lord of /vg/- save our memes lest they fall to him...
>Beyond the world he waits upon a throne of smug
>All frogs are only borrowed, once posted they must return
>Frogs for the Frog God

Slavs should be banned from strategy game forums.

>>154127309
LIZARDMEN WHEN?

>>154127395
cyka blyat )))))

all the dlc is shit so far and i'm waiting for brettonia and wood elves to save us

>>154125658
That's it, punk. You're fucking done.

>>154127395
>Slavs should be banned*
Fixed it for you.

>>154127395
Kurwa

>want to play Shogun 2 again
>remember the pain of having no Japanese gf

>want to play Attila againt
>remember the pain of that performance

YAMEROOO

>>154127690
no pain of having no hun gf?

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>Goblins
>Night Goblins

>>154127790
wh-what a hun girls like

>>154127790
>hun gf
Gross.

>tfw no byzantine gf

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>>154125658
wrong neighborhood kid

>>154127947
>tfw no persian sasanid gf
>tfw no germanic gf
>tfw no roman gf

>>154127582
Beastmen, and Grim were awesome.

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>It's an "The enemy underestimates your dire wolves" episode

My favorite

Are dense charging formations good for anything?

>>154128163
They really are underrated when used right.

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>>154127410

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>>154125658
Don't ever talk to me or my helmet ever again.

Is there a mod so Vlad can have a mount? The animations on foot are just too shit.

>>154128317
I really look forward to play as the lizarmen with their pepe overlords. Will they be available as lords or are they too precious for combat?

I need warhammer fortunate son screenies.

>>154128459
They are lords in the TT so ya

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>>154125658
>hating on based sallets

I bet you hate barbute too, you fucking dork

>>154127410

They're in the first expansion, or standalone or expandalone or whatever the fuck they're calling it. Prior to Attila, the usual turn around on their expansions was about a year. Attila was probably delayed by Rome 2 being such a mega shit storm that production was halted to unfuck Rome 2.

Rome 2 -> Attila was around 17 months
Shogun 2 -> FoTS around 12 months
Empire -> Napoopan around 12 months

If you figure 1 DLC = 1 month, Skaven are DLC10, followed by DLC11 and DLC12 legendary lord packs, probably around Summer 2017. Chaos Squats and Shreks wont be in before the first expansion.

>>154129191

>The renown version of the reiksguard replaces the armet with a sallet

Literally full retard

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>Berchtold-san w-what are you doing...

>>154129459
Living in a world were Skaven are more popular then Ogre Kingdoms...

Grace grace us with your presence please

>>154129652
whats so great about fat warrior neckbeards?

>>154129565
>fantasy getting anything right

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>>154129827
Fat warrior neckbeards riding giant armored, mammoth demons.

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>>154129641

>>154128634
What lores of magic will they most likely use?

>>154130207
Heavens light and life because that is all anyone in the TT used

>>154130207
High magic is likely, but they might have multiple lores like Manny since in TT they can use nearly everything.

Did you notice the morions the empire troops were wearing in the eqrly screens? Maybe they're placeholder models using assets from the new historical?

>>154129641
>those textures

Is this a joke?

I fucking told you guys this would be a French edition.

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>>154130686
No.

>>154131543
Good point

>>154130686
>Maybe they're placeholder models using assets from the new historical?

Probably not, most likely an artifact from earlier in development. They disappear pretty quickly in the promotional screenshots with the helmets we see now. Besides if CA is to be believed and the next historical game is years off, I doubt it would have had any art assets already.

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>>154130686
they also were in the beastmen trailer

>modded estalia will never wear them

suffering

>>154131543

They're not the same

>>154124767
Rawr! xD <3

>>154131734
Those are just state troops and free company holding spears.

>going through old stuff
>realize I bought TWO Tyranid battleforces years ago

I also found my copy of Empire Total War

>>154131956
That's the closest we can get for Tercios with the curent modding tools for TWW

>>154132026
>Empire Total War
Set it on fire and upload pics

>>154119071
Food analogies

>>154132435
The total war franchise is like cream cheese

>>154132563
Fucking rancid after a few years?

>>154130207
On TT they used all the regular lores as well as High Magic.

>>154132260
N-nani?

I found my box of Ogres, 99% of them are still intact in the packaging except for the Ogre warlord

Now I just need to find my box of Wood Elves and my box of Bretonnians

>>154121461
>lolrandumbxD : the race
>talks in memespeak

>>154132026
Conquer India, post screens

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>"does this work with radious?"

>>154131734
dat alatrieste feel senpai

>>154131927
Never speak again

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>>154133354
>Can you make a Radious version?

Why the FUCK did CA nerf fell bat speed so fucking much???

They were the only fucking unit that could reliably catch marauder horsemen/pistoliers without getting shot to shot beforehand

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>tfw poor
>tfw got a mac for a gift
>tfw I will never play a TW game and it'll look good

Is this what death is like?

>>154131338
they still have a LONG way to go before the mod is finished

>>154119071

Abraham posting

>>154133139
Rat genocide is FUN
It's like you don't want to stand waist deep in rat entrails.

I wish vermintide hadn't died.

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>>154133468
I feel you hermano

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>>154134509
/vtg/ was a wonderful place...

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>>154134635
Guns were a mistake

>>154134869
Chivalry was a mistake

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>>154134509
Introduced me to Fantasy, wish there was more content.

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>>154128163
>>154128292
how are they ever used right?
not even memeing you I really want to know

>>154135224
You flank at sanic speed like the AI while avoiding any strong melee units. They're so fast and turn so well you can run zig-zag between units to get at missiles/arty or the back of a unit. If you ever engage a melee unit frontally you've fucked up.

>>154134509
Vermintide is dead? Well I guess I'm not going to buy it then.

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Knights of Honor

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>>154128543
Someone else might have them but IT AIN'T ME

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Genevieve Dieudonné legendary hero when?

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>>154128543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

>>154135040
Sienna was truly one of the best things in that game. Her banter was great

>>154135585
They take down enemy artillery crews just fine, but I've found that they underperform in melee even against ranged units.
My experience was mostly with Chaos doggos, and pre-patch at that, so I've no idea if they've changed.

Does anyone know their shit on Rome2/Divide et Impera?
I've been playing for a dozen hours or so now, but for some reason suddenly the game crashed when I loaded into a battle.
Restarted, reloaded, same thing.
Restarted, tried an earlier save, but the game crashes every time I select an army now.
Nothing changed from what I can see.

Any ideas?

>>154135875
>you will hunt down communist rats with your capitalist dwarfs alongside lizard allies deep in Lustria's jungle

>>154135875
total war modern warfare when

>>154134727
Is it archived anywhere?

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>>154135875

>>154135651
I wish I could get more knight slots in that game.

>>154136115
Playing Chaos currently. I think the Doggos are great +1s but wouldn't ever solo match them against anything other than arty crews. Once your enemy is bound up in combat with your front line they're great for biting the enemy right up the bum.
Also good for chasing down routing units and chomping them, ensuring no survivors.

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>>154136639

>>154136734
There's always the other armoured cavalry, but I personally quite like how limited they are, feels more realistic than Medieval II all Knight armies.

>>154136353
bls help

>>154136908
Er, that's not what I meant. I meant the slots of the guys up top, marshalls/merchants/builders/priests etcetera.

>>154136639
>>154136872
>>154135875
There we are. Thank you.

I'm going to write up a WFRP adventure that's just a rip off of Apocalypse Now set in the Drakwald.

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Who are your top 3 favourite lordz and ladiez in Total Warhammer?

>>154136115
They're best with buffs from tech and/or skills, but they should beat ranged handily except for dwarfs (they suck against armor). Dire wolves are a bit better than doggos in my experience though because of fear. But even unbuffed they should chew through crossbowmen after getting an easy flank on them.

>>154137179
1. Karl
2. Franz
3. Wilhelm II

>>154137002
Ah yeah, my mistake. I agree, wish you could have some more.

How are people finding the new DLC?

I have yet to sink much time into yet, i started a campaign as Ghorst and have done only 20 turns or so.

>>154137179
1 KARL FRANZ
2 BALTHAZAR GELT
3 BORIS TODBRINGER

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>>154136872

>>154138081
Every time I load up the game I suddenly don't feel like playing it anymore, I've just been aimlessly browsing 4chan for 2 hours

>>154138081
It's pretty okay, but it doesn't help the fact that the game seems to have no replayability.

>>154137179
VLAD VON CARSTEIN
MANNMEME VON CARSTEIN
VAMPIRE-CHAN VAMPIRE-CHAN

>>154138719
How often do you feel lethargy like this?

>>154138081
I love the new low level Empire units, and Strigoi are really cool dudes too.

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It is now September. With the end of the summer months, The sallow season begins. Ros-fothar in the tongue of the Asrai, it is a time of waning. The Consort-King Orion weakens and rages against his fate, destined to be immolated on the pyre in the coming months. The forest undergoes a change of color from the vibrant hues of summer to more subdued and mottled shades of Autumn.

But if it is a time of waning, so too is it a time of harvest. The bounty of the forest hangs ripely, to be plucked effortlesly by the merry wanderers of its vales and meadows. How fitting, then, that in this, the first month of the season of harvest, the Wood Elves will make a bounteous gift of themselves, the latest and greatest of the factions to be released in Total War: Warhammer.

Wood Elves soon.

>>154138719
I get like this, i was planning on watching a film at 9:00 its 11:42 now and all i have done is browse 4chan.

I struggle to get the motivation to sit a play a long campaign, part of me wants to play but then i cant be bothered going through the same battles over and over again.

I want the next historical total war, I love warhammer but i got more enjoyment trying to beat Attila for the first time than i have from TWW.

>>154139162
Worst elves.

>>154139162
lmoa dat a bunch o ching chongs

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>>154139162
IN AUTUMN IT RAINS
HOW FITTING THAT THERE WILL BE A FLOOD OF GOATSEED POURING FROM YOUR ELVEN CUNT
POO POO
PEE PEE
YOUR HIPPY ASS BELONGS TO ME

>>154139308
Same, kind of.
Vidya doesn't really entertain me anymore, at least not as much as it used to.
It's mainly something I do to pass the time once I get done with all the productive shit of the day, gym, studies, business, etc.
But the gym isn't exciting anymore either. I still go hard, but I'm just not as hyped about it as I used to be.
Guess this is what getting old does to you. Maybe I need to get into a fresh relationship again, those are pretty exciting.

>>154140191
I feel the same about every single thing you said, my life is the same.

>>154137179
Mannfred von Carstein
Helmann Ghorst
Vlad von Carstein

>>154140452

Mannlet get outta here.

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> brettonian """"""""""beer""""""""""

>>154139162
I just realized this faggot is going to keep doing this for winter and spring and summer too long after Wood Elves are released

>>154133552
Only if you gag me! :^ <3 xD! ^_^

>>154140159
>posts a healthy animal
>instead of manbearpig

>>154141303
Last warning kid

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>>154141675
fite mi

What are some fun alternate objectives?
Things like crusading in norsca, Establishing your religion in Estalia, burning correne?

>>154144049
Conquering Europe as the Indians.

>>154144157
I did this in ETW

>>154144157
I'm a warhammer baby
I promise I'm getting S2, FotS, and Attila during winter sale

>>154144620
get MTW2 for sure.
It's an amazing game once you get used to the different battle and camera mechanics.

>>154144049
desu I'm not sure how you'd really "establish" your religion in Estalia besides building a temple there, but all that would do is counter chaos and vampire influence in the region rather than convert people to the church of sigmar

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Don't buy the wolfriders are shit meme!

>>154145782
Its the principal of the thing Heritic

>>154145945
>heritic
You had one job

>>154135904
>Not the based witch hunter

Fucker didn't give a shit about anything and insulted the elf at every turn.

Though all the characters minus the elf were great.

>>154146141
"Did you see that? Cleanest kill I've ever made!"
"And so modestly expressed, too!"

>>154132691

Isn't the Empire the only faction that can use all standard lores of magic?

>>154145840
What the h*ck are you doing up in the snow, Greenskin?

>>154146141
THEY ARE DRAGGING AWAY THE ELF, THAT'S MY JOB!

>>154146141
any place where I can listen to the banter
>inb4 buy vermintide.

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>>154146141
Do not put your trust in hope, only faith and hatred will see you through this!

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>>154146712
Having a laugh

>>154144691
and the kinks and oddities of the campaign... still a great game though

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>>154134509
>>154134727
>>154135040
>>154135904
>>154146141
>>154146280
>>154146746
>>154146951
I'm studying Hebrew and everytime I look at my guttural verb paradigms I involuntarily hear Bardin shout "GUTTERRUNNER"
I'm dedicating my next exam to Cousin Okri.

>>154135621
>>154146778
You'd be missing out; the playerbase might have thinned, but Vermintide is bloody fantastic game and probably the best use of the WF license to date.

>>154147320

Fuck off Vermintide is a worse l4d2

>removed Marauder Horsement recruitment
>futzed with the other ratios
>now enemy Norscan stacks are things like 7 inf / 5 chariot / 5 dog / 3 troll
Hmm... this is painful. But it is a GOOD pain!

>>154147320
>oy vey buy dis game goy

Give several reasons why

>>154147320
I don't generally play non RTS MP games at all, and a game that has a low playerbase to begin with is not too good to invest my money in.

>>154147969
kek

>>154147969

Eat a dick, you like that reason?

>>154150078
rude, fatshark PR guy.

seriously though, doesn't any place have transcripts of recordings of what the characters say?

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Athel Loren canonically is a land that has a tenuous relation with space and time. It is much vaster than it appears on a map and yet, through the whims of the forest, it is possible to enter and find yourself leaving immediately from the other side.

Similarly, what you perceive as a mere day inside the woods can be a century outside it.

It is precisely because of this special relationship with the dimensions of time and space that 2D waifus are able to live there. They are locked in struggle against the brutal 3D wageslavery of the outside world, and the unquestionable best faction.

>everyone puts empire on a pedal stool

why? they're so boring

>>154152242
>pedal stool
Is this some meme I'm not aware of?

>>154152758
Memes like that are a diamond dozen

>>154137179
Malagor the Dark Omen
Vlad Von Carstein
Kholek Suneater

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Chaos Divided got updated correctly my dudes.

We have a new cultist unit as well.

>>154153695
Take a picture of your wrists.

>>154144049

One of these days I'm going to take Helman Ghorst as my first LL, and immediately fuck off to the southern realms and build my own vampire state there.

I'll limit myself to that area, and only three armies with three LLs. Ghorst and Kemmler, using armies with at least 10 zombies and 4 corpse wagons, and one Strigoi with an army composed entirely out of the forest recruitment line.

>>154152946
It's a doggie dog world my friend

>>154153768
>a billion extra Chaos units
That's a lot of Chaos.

Hi everyone. Been interested in this for awhile now. My laptop runs Shogun II, so can it run this?

Answer please. I'll ERP with those who do as my favorite Warhammer race (Wood Elf)

>>154155251
Bait post

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>‘Mannfred is a fool. Nagash is not.’ Arkhan looked at Vlad. ‘Why have you not informed him of your survival? He believes that you met your end in Sylvania, at your paramour’s hands.’
>‘To be honest, I’m a bit surprised that he still thinks I’m dead,’ Vlad murmured.

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>>154156248
>In all the years he’d spent duelling with Mannfred, he’d forgotten how much more deadly the first von Carstein was. Mannfred, for all his faults, was not a philosopher. He was pragmatic, and focused on the material
world. A craftsman of death, rather than an artist. For all his pretensions of nobility and all of his insistence that the world’s throne was his by right of blood, Mannfred was still a callow, petty creature. Vlad, on the other hand, was anything but. He had wrung knowledge from the writings of Nagash without the benefit of a tutor, learning through trial and error. He had fought for everything he claimed, and claimed nothing he had not shed blood in pursuit of. Mannfred schemed towards a single, final goal, like an arrow travelling towards its target. Vlad, however, was more like a sword,
capable of more than simply carving out an enemy’s heart.

>>154137179
Archaon the Everchosen
Karl Franz
Boris Todbringer

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Being so angry you kick a chaos dwarfs arm off isn't normal
But when you're on Sigmar, it is

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>>154155107
It make Chaos feel more fun to fight, by a wide margin.

Playing as Chaos also feels like less of a slog, as you look forward to using themed and in-depth armies.

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[history]

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>>154156984

>>154156984
give me your favorite medieval 2 kingdoms mod so i may play it, /twg/

>>154157245
Planetwar, this isnt even open for opinions

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>tfw literally burning away chaos
Volkmar+Bright Wizard is pretty fun, those Blazing Sun niggas are 2beefy

>>154156708
The unholy fun of the Beastmen campaign has inspired me to try and make the Chaos campaign less tedious
>small bonus to horde growth from winning battles
>beastmen style settlement defeat options (loot & raze $$$, defile & raze +horde growth)
Still thinking of other things that could be changed to make the Norscan fighting early game of the Campaign more engaging. Does Chaos Divided enhance the Norscan rosters too?

>>154158045
Yes, they get more elite units in huscarls and berserkers. With the better AI recruitment mod, you'll see them using far more infantry as well.

>>154157347
thera > planetwars

Why is steam so shit at taking screenshots?
That's literally the only fucking point

>>154158834
both of them are radious mod tier.

Gyrobombers

>>154159682
And Radious is an undisputable masterpiece in total war modding

>one of Ghorst's voice lines when clicking him is "Lichemaster"
just fuck my shit up krell

>>154159979
Radious is more than just simply a mod. It's an insight into nietzschean philosophy.

>>154159682
>radious
both were made when radious wasn't even a thing.

>>154160719
Radious created the universe
It wasnt created
It was discovered

>>154160719
>LEGIONARY RIFLEMEN FIGHTING CRUSADERS FIGHTING MONGOLS FIGHTING SKELETONS

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Is that book significant or is it just the book from his lore snippet?

>>154161215

Might just be a tome of magic. I doubt anyone would carry around one of the books of Nagash openly.

>>154158045
Try using radious mod.

>>154161143
>implying the faustian reich or greystoke's pirates wouldn't fit perfectly in warhammer?

>>154161484
Warhammer is a radious tier mess too.

>>154161383
Honest question, why shouldn't I use Radious? What's so bad about it?

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>>154161349
Why is Nagash such an issue?
Is he Satan to Sigmar's god?

>>154161791
he wants to turn everyone into skeletons
that's heresy
do you want to be a skeleton?

>>154153768
>>154153768
I STILL CAN'T DOWNLOAD IT.
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

>>154161791

Nagash was weak I hear.

>>154161860
Will I get a neat hat?

>>154161714
There's nothing inherently wrong with it, funny how /twg/ shits on it for being too easy but praises DeI.

>>154161791
He is the first necromancer and fought against Sigmar and lost. He refused to stay dead and is generally bad news

>>154162096
t.radious.

>>154161974
no
these hats are reserved for skeletons in charge, like Arkhan
you could not hope to have a hat as large and magnificent as his

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>Ghorst can summon Grave Guard
Holy Shit

>>154161714
If you like fighting fighting large battles often then go for it I'd say.

>>154162412
I do like fighting fighting large battles

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ZA CURT IZ REDDY SAH

>>154162473
Then there's no problem.

>>154161714
he makes up his bullshit units that look terrible. Makes every faction play the same.

>>154163113
Can you stop memeing? Name one unit in his TWW mod that does this.

>>154163412
>>154118951

>>154131927
Remind me of a WoW guildie. He does that shit all the fucking time.

>>154162327
overcasting gives a wight king
no idea why it isnt great weapon graveguard though

>>154135875
I'm going to purge Athel Loren when Wood Elves release with glorious Dwarf gyrocopters now napalming their trees.

This inspired me.

>>154163579
optional submod. Next.

>>154164165
Nice, Strigo got any shenanigans, or are crypt bros it?

>>154164223
The unit mod is mandatory now.

>>154136872
Fucking awesome.
Anymore like this?

>>154164223
>optional submod
>biggest section on TWC is about unit ideas
It is the centerpiece of his shitty mod,,or how he takes an already causal game and turns it into full on stackmaker.

>>154139162
September 29th or October 6th are the likely release dates.

>>154164403
The amount of armies you get with the increased income is still lesser than in older titles. You cannot shit on radious without shitting on the classics.

What if the next Total War is Ultiemate: Total War, a game with all total war games combined into one.

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>>154164807

>you cannot shit on radious without shitting on the classics

So?

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orcs a cute. CUTE!

>>154164807

teethman pls

>>154159650
Just use fraps.

You guys ever wish you were tomb kings guy or most of all G O B L I N S guy? Every single thread without fial these classics just keep coming up.

Genevieve dieudonne fags and dominated by best elf need not apply, they are trash. Why do I love mannfred/vlad so much is alright

anime wood elves guy is trying to hard

But man, fucking G O B L I N S guy, what a legend

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I want a chubby wood elf to sit on my face.

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>>154167842
We need more
>Elves are for ____!
guy

>>154118780
Rollan

>>154118780
R of l

>>154167842
Tomb Kings guy is such an evergreen classic it shouldn't even be mentioned with the others. He's been at it since before the game was released.

But I'm proud of all of the autists that put in the time, we have a good board culture here.

>>154168791
this is a much less cancerous place than the /tg/ general. That thread descended into full on autism.

>>154168846
Is it really that bad?

>>154169891
>endhammer lore "discussion" that makes things more retarded than GW
>some anons get triggered that talking about the game is allowed
>some anon who was posting an AAR stopped because others bullied him off the thread for offtopic shitposting.

its /v/ tier now.

>>154170125
Yeah no, fuck that shit

>>154170423
???

>>154121507
Lorfags, why does Vlad look rotten? I thought some vampires in wh looked fair if a bit uncanny valley. Any reason one of them rots or not?

destroys an 2000+ army of orcs. All skeletons raised after battle looks like humans... wat?

>>154171765
they use magic and shit to look like that.
vlad is just plain corpsy.

>>154171851
That would cost like 1/10th charlemagnes

>>154172687
reddit is that way friendo.

>>154172720
Fuck off

>>154173221
you don't get reddit gold here pal.

>>154173280
Why do you shitpost anon?

>>154173501
why do you?

>>154171765
He died many times and lost his wife.

Grimgor is for _______

>>154174709

grudging

>>154174709
getting shot at by all your skirmishers at the same time.

>>154174709
Stomping Archaon.

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Karl sama looks so qt with his bodyguard!

>>154175980
Alarielle, Finubar knows you cheat.

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>>154176295
>finubar
>a cuck
>killed by a bloodletter

>Karl Franz
>a loving family man
>fights outside his capital to the bitter end
>dem cheekbones

how can elves even compete?

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>>154176461
At least Finubar respected and liked humanity, you should give him credit for that.

When Bloodthirster finally gets added will it be a match to a fighter LL of high enough lvl? Or will he be a LL himself?

>>154176957
So he's a race traitor. All subhuman races must me exterminated.

>>154162505
what the fuck is that dragon.

>>154174709
'eadbuttin

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>>154177904
He could unite Empire and High Elves in one state with KFC if not End Times. You wouldn't want that? Magic powered tanks, airships pulled by giant eagles, ithilmar plate imperial knights and so on.

>>154171765
He couldn't give less fucks about some brat's beauty standards :^)

Most vampires use magic so as not to look like that, for some reason, CA forgot about that when making Vlad

>>154178419
Humanity does not need to co-exist with subhumans. What it needs is lebensraum.

why is wind of death so based?

>>154158045
I'd say make awoken tribes your vassals, but been there, tried that

there is no hope

>>154171765
That's not what rotting corpses look like. Wana see what real corpses look like?

>>154178543
unintended exploit, expect it to be nerfed hard

>>154178592
Here we go again!

>>154178536
Its not like elves take too much space, and they can breed with humans (as shown by Gilles Breton and Lileath and older books) therefore they are one species.

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Just starting playing as Mountain Jews

Any tips/recomended mods, fellow dawi?

>>154164165
Holy shit I didn't know that, finally a caster that isn't asshole as he can summon someone else who isn't a caster.

>>154179745
Theres a couple ofshield mods and some that add more units though I haven't tried any of them. I would look around for mods that change up slayers to make them viable, since they are one of the few things lacking in a dwarf campaign.