/srg/ officially the last thread ever

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was nice knowin ya serg

Fuuuuuck

It's about time this awful place dies out

if we die speedrun dies

>>154119109
I've already started practicing tucking my dick and filling out my Youtube Live registration, rip speedruns

before /srg/ dies, i just wanna say that i'm still in love with you after all these years, kumin anon

Just let this ded doggo die 4 gud

>>154119109
good riddance

I'd say I'm going to miss you, speedrunning, but with all the cucking and narcissaing it's just become depressing to follow it all. RIP.

>>154119109
who is we?

before /srg/ dies, i just wanna say that trannykeys is still a man and will always be a man

>>154121713
lost it at work and now i have to eat lunch alone

>>154123449
Speedrunning is a tranny hobby. You're all trannies, I'm not tracking your genders anymore, original or new. Just "tranny". Your pronouns are tranny, tranny and tranny.

When the SpeedRunning General dies, will it be replaced by the Speed Entertainment General?

The WCSR will run wild brother.

PS4 pro = free WRs

>>154124423
- reddit

*runs a PS4 game on my new PS4 Pro*
world record!

>>154125715
This bullshit doesn't happen with communties who have their shit together and standardize.

>>154124591
just make a /v/erg thread on /v/ if you really feel like speedgossiping

>>154125824
Yeah, all the smartest communities (like Resident Evil 4) realize that separating by platform is the best way of handling things :v)

>>154125570
>>154125715
>>154125824
You guys know this is already a thing with different PS2 models, right? If I recall, the 90001 model is the fastest for load times.

>>154125824
Well the Bloodborne community already decided that hardware modification is a-ok since the first guy who did it was popular enough to have his lackeys defend him and the majority of the community were too spineless to exclude him. So this new console won't generate any issues for those shitters (other than having to setup a new donation incentive).

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>>154127131
good times

>>154127131
funniest thing is remembering that fluke_bitchwater actually claimed that he would run donky 2 LMAO

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>>154127131
>>154127289
Best times

i love my girlfriend

>>154127131
twitch didn't change a single bit since those good times impressive

I just wanna say thank you all for making this possible, without srg I wouldn't be able to afford my soylent and penis removal and now I am finally a woman

>>154128409
Cutting off your dick just makes you a man with no penis. How pathetic.

surely there are more memes to post before srg dies?

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>>154129472

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>>154129472

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>>154129472

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>>154129472

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SERG dies otnight

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>>154130726

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What did he mean by this?

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time to apologize

Posting in the last thread. It's been fun, boys. Time to pack it up.

she had cancer. u guys were being fucking assholes

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RIP serg

And lo, though this chapter of our speedlives doth come to a close; let us not regret the whirl rekkys that could have been or that never will be, let us not scorn the transgendered shitshow that has come to pass; let us fondly remember the good times, the 1:43's, the smallest chances of 1 5 5's, the MRRL times.

Let us pray.

> How many hours of my life have I wasted playing this fucking piece of shit goddamned game?
> Just so I can get world records and feel good about myself.
> It's a fucking joke.
> That's the only reason people speedrun, really.
> So they can get a world record.
> No one who speedruns is a fucking millionaire. You know, fucking hot bitches and doing actually important things in life.
> Everyone who speedruns is a degenerate, and getting world records is the only way they can feel good about themselves.
> How many fucking hours have I wasted doing this bullshit? It's so stupid. It's pathetic.
> All I fucking do is waste my life away trying to get world records for a temporary goddamn high which will last, fucking, you know, a week or so.
> Until it goes away.
> And Ace exposes me for the world record shitter I am.
> Fucking hell, dude.
> It's a complete joke.
> Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.

Amen.

>>154127409
>48:01
huh

Just wondering
But do any speed runners have successful day jobs?
Only thing I really know of is that Duke's father is rich

hurtin stream

>>154135468
Runnerguy has a six-figure engineering job at his father's company. Assuming you want to count him as a speedrunner.

>>154136496
why wouldn't you count him as a runner? it's literally in his name.

>>154136824
because hes not a complete loser

>can't even DIE fast

>>154137297
that was last thread
this is the memorial thread

>>154137537
Can we get chibi to officiate the memorial? He can stream it if he wants to.

>>154138252
someone needs to reach out to our boy and get him to send the general in peace

>>154138252
Would love to see that DESU

What if someone makes a new thread?

>>154142167
well now we have to
only chibi can put serg to rest

Serg is about to be dead by daylight.

Don't tell her what to do

>>154135468
Mike Monoyama has a successful profession

>/srg/ dying before cosmo

not going to happen

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>>154143136
She's stronger than you

>>154142561
>all dime does anymore is play that shit game
hurts right here familia

right in the cockles

>tfw srg is going to cease to exist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvuESZmjNak

>>154143095
Is it sucking dicks?

>>154143590
It's running one of the most successful events in the competitive video games scenes.

>>154144112
The International?

>>154144559
delete this

at least serg was useful to launch the career of droneykeys, the alt-right propagandist

>>154143289
she would look so cute with earrings :3

newfag here
what exactly is happening

>>154145008
is cronikeys the next witwix, just using us to become popular?

I'm a tourist, what the fuck is going on exactly? Is speed running dead?

>>154145623
ticking down to the final hours

>>154145754
explain though
why

so who the fuck is going to tweet chibi

he blocked me

>>154145930
severe lack of y_

>>154145623
this general is

'speedrunning' is a really broad topic
this general is directionless and pointless

speedrunners tend to only be interested in the specific games that they run
this general is just e-celeb gossip

>>154145623
squid's incessant grind monkeying killed speedgaming
ion tried to save us

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serg

good fucking riddance

>>154145450
If she would just start advocating for the good guys in politics, I'm sure she could make it far on Twitch.

about fucking time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl2shdijDGk

it's over

bye doggos

>>154146385
being second place by a large margin isn't saving anything

i will force this thread into life if it's the last thing i do

I dedicate this swan song to every tranny nutter out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_2-ERxUFSE

>>154149342
kill yourself squid obessor

why is this 0xwas faggot streaming in tranny clothes

>srg dies
>trannykeys is not in the loony bin yet
lol?

>>154149449
Kill yourself, Tony.

>>154149678
i agree
we should wait until that happens, THEN disband

why are u niggas dying

what happened to duke and skeletonbill and the most important of all, Dugongue

>>154151818
1st abuses his dad's bux
2nd doesnt do shit
3rd tmr is trying to kill

>>154151936
did Dugongue steal all of TMRs records

>>154151818
got exposed as an arbitrary category shitter, never was an actual speedrunner and his 15 minutes of memefame ran out, still quietly at it based dugongue is the best we ever had

tourist here

why is speedrunning dying? did AGDQ not do well this year?

>>154152107
>>154151936
Can you guys get Dugongue to sing us off?

can anyone do it?

>>154152063
tmr feels threatened that duggy could finish nes mania b4 him so he sends out goon squads to try and stop him and then he bitches about dumbass shit for long times on stream

>>154152238
speed isnt dying, this thread is
the last one only had 40posts
funeral thread in memorial

>>154152517
This is dumb considering that threads have died in the pas with similar amounts of posts
It's all the Eurobois' faults

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>>154149560
He's streaming in Nep clothes because he's a wacky crossdressing lolicon

fw you tell beancran to stream and he doesn't even though you're probably the only person who actually likes him

if this thread hits 750 we live once more

>>154153496
why would you want to watch a headcrumb stream? his streams are shit, probably because he's such a stream monster faggot

>>154155737
I feel like patting his head and giving him a treat

patting is codeword for put a bullet into

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK

>>154156963
Your hate is not welcome here, please fuck off.

>>154156963
word word WORD

>>154156963
I am indifferent to this

>>154156963
and headcrap

the cure for tranny freaks is. 22ccs of lead injected directly into the brain

>>154157748

see you next year when you're on hormones, good luck :)

Only we can stop this madness

Lets go bois vote for the tranny holocaust

>>154158345
>de hippie spacing

I suspect the link between trannyism and speedrunning is boredom.

Start overthinking about fetishes and they end up ruling your life.

help I have the urge to sensually cuddle pillows on youtube

>>154158653
lack of control and purpose in your life is what motivates mental breakdowns. In Cosmo's head his roleplaying is genuine but in reality it was an attempt to erase all the difficulties in life by simply killing himself and creating a persona. His problems weren't that big desu and that what pisses me off the most. He had everything to succeed and he fucked it all up, just like Siglemic and Trihex, at least these two didn't go nuts yet.

>>154159195
so it's just hitting the reset button and hoping everyone else plays along

>>154157057
word word WORD

>>154159195
hes arrogant and probably a bit sheltered. people making fun of him on twitch completely shattered his world because he grew up inside the speedrunning and his small, local SSBM scene which was probably a big hugbox

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where did it all go wrong

>>154135468
add puchiedarcy and p_

>>154162620
except werster isn't washed up

>>154162620
Mad respect for all the real niggas like Weewee that did what needed to be done and moved on to greener pastures.

Since this is the last thread, share your favorite memes.

Mine is based Tony

>>154163494
that's mike

>>154163597
Cosmo's scurvy.

In case this really is the last thread.

I like to think back to all the comfy, late night Siglemic streams.

>>154163597
putting horned anime horns on everything

>>154163597
fuck off tony

>>154163597
the squid clique

>>154163597
duke laying down shops top meme

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>>154163597

Guys what if I make another thread after this one dies though?

>>154156963
first the trannies

then /srg/

Is there a speedrunner with worst taste in speedgames than Puri_puri?

>>154168898
then me

>>154169074
me

>>154169074
>wanna watch shenmue
>always plays TES
its not fair

someone stream

*streams*

someone meme

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when were you when speedrun was kill

Does anyone even like watching speedruns? It's just the same game over and over. Ultimately, the whole Narcissa shitshow was more entertaining than Cosmo shaving a few seconds off OoT or Wind Waker once every six months.

Time to let it die

we've been stealing valuable /vg/ boardspace from legitimate katawa shojo and life is strange threads

I'm going to miss you folks...

>>154172580
while you may be an ironic shitter
at least they actually talk on topic

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>>154172580
Where will we go?

>>154172704
you'll have to find stuff on your own

only narcissa can save srg

seriously if she does something noteworthy then people will flock here to discuss it

lol narcismo can't even save himself

>>154172787
*herself

https://oddshot.tv/shot/trihex/Uzpqn44hqn5G0LH4I-35kYT_

/srg/ can't die. I don't mean /srg/ won't die, I mean /srg/ can't die. because if /srg/ goes, what will follow is it being subsumed by the /twitch general/ antithesis which we've been staving off by acting as a self-sustaining dumpster fire

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>>154173361
>he actually said that meme ass shit
jesus
fucking
christ

>>154173470
do something better with your time. take up a craft or an art project. go for a run. catch a new movie. just do something else. and don't come back here anymore.

>>154173361
>chat flooded with bot spam about the romhack
ahaha

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I love how you are expressing whatever emotion/energy you are experiencing through your streams doing whatever activity comes to being. It's change. Its metamorphosis. Its a shift of consciousness, and others who wish to stay sedimentary in their existence will try their hardest to bring you down and cast their own reflections onto you. Narcissa, keep doing you, and don't take others self projections to heart, for they are confused and lost, utterly disconnected from their element. You are a being of infinite light and potential, don't let the carbon copies of the world get to you, for they are intimidated by your ability to see past the façade we call reality <3

>>154175034
source?

F

>>154173361
Holy shit, that's sad. I actually like Trihex's stream and seeing his viewers drop so hard and seeing him be this delusional is heartbreaking.

>>154116646
This will not be the last thread because someone will inevitably make another.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MXUPNJb0zm

>>154131480
lmao

cosmo hid his total subscribers on jewtube lol

>>154179382
Did you check the attic?

I hope this shit ass romhack gets into GDQ

Nintendo will strike Mike Uyama corp. so hard that his mono will be cured

[distant bone laughter heard below it all]

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>>154180696

>>154180534
for what?

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beezy runs this shit

srg lives at the whim of beezy

>>154180832
keepping speedrunning alive

>>154184335
>>154184431
T H E S T I G M A

>>154184335
>>154184431
holy fuck look at these redditors and their tranny clique opinions. banned them both from my stream

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>check /r/speedrun as I wait for grim dawn to update
>read 'highspirits tops himself'
>get excited
>tfw I realise he's still among the living

>>154184431
how is it possible to nuthug a talentless grindmonkey this much? at least endy has his meme whirl rekkies to brag about, andrewg has nothing

>>154185623
daisuke

>>154185668
They're faggots defending their boyfriend

>>154185623
hi anime

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Don't die /srg/

>>154189404
its over
let it go

>>154185668
defending any sort of speedrunner is retarded. People think speedrunning is going to save the world or something. It's a degenerate act that is bringing trannies because of its nuthugging nature

>>154189404
don't worry, there will be another thread

i love you all

dss is our guy
dss is our guy
dss is our guy
dss is our guy

what's dead may never die

NANDATTO

can someone post that gif of goose picking his nose

Shyttt niqqa yallz wuz wrong af, this aint da end or no shyt or nothin nah mean. All that, like, done happened was mad simple n shyt...

Cran done change da muhphuqqin game, yo

>>154192118
Word af

Cran been stylin on bird niggas like Duke n cfb (coon faggot bitch) since before them faggot niggas was born n shit.

Cran fucked niggas up 4 dayz n dayz wit da trillest strats niggas had seen.

>>154192447
please leave, Trihex, you are NOT welcome here.

If this is the last one we should have one last blogsquares

>>154194126
it's not

I should be on the god gamer list

I should be on the /srg/ hate list

Cronikeys should be on my lap

Trannykeys should be in the loony bin

>>154173361
How do we get over the Romhack S T I G M A lads?

Callumbal fucked niggas up HARD

Darkman told niggas what 2 expect but they wuz 2 pussy to heed da warning

Yall SERG niggas got fuckin rocked

100

>>154195720
report trihex to nintendo's legal department for trying to sell unlicensed copies of their game so that they can threaten to drop the hammer on jewyama?
>no romhack
>no stigma

>zoast has a real career and plays super metroid occasionally as a hobby
>oatsngoats is a "professional streamer" and plays super metroid 8 hours a day
>he STILL can't touch zoast's times

These threads went to shit when this faggot showed up

https://twitter.com/soeikatsu/status/773250206108356609

These threads went to shit when this faggot showed up

>>154196754

>>154196330
Mindless grind apes BTFO

>>154197445
squid on suicide watch
>b-but muh monkey meme game
look at what happened when he grinded 70 star for a year lmao

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>>154196018

>>154198046
>a few 70 star streams
>grinding for a whole year

is this the jealous poster again??

>>154198132
ooh ooh ah ah ah!

>>154198054
Inb4 faggotard whines about Callumbeast

The God Gamer Stigma is real... So many jealous faggots try to hate on God Gamers and it needs to stop

>>154196754
word dildo dennis and his band of freaks killed this thread hard.

>>154198271
*runs monkey ball games for free world records and then drops it when truly skilled players pick it up*

The Grind Monkey is immunized against all dangers: one may call him birdxbrain, bansheexscreech, minexcraft, marxistxmonkey or above it all, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him grindxmonkey and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>154199568
This post is an example of the Squid effect. Trying to discredit a skilled runners achievements out of jealousy.

https://twitter.com/callumbal/status/651828132194983936

https://twitter.com/callumbal/status/692330683461545984

>>154200460
Is this The Fear?

>>154200987
The Fear of competition maybe

If less than 10 people have times in your game, it's a meme game.

damn, i literally just got #exposed

>>154201525
Time to find those meme records

>>154201952
you dont even need video proof these days
what a time to be alive and speedrunning

>>154201661
squid...

>>154196754
>cookye dig shirt
lmao
>that hair now
lmao
>tfw hes gonna suicide soon
nice

>>154145381
test

>>154185482
based mr. plinkett of speedrunning

>>154199705
>minexcraft
Fucking lol someone post those old squid tweets, i need a good laugh

>>154159195
Trihex ain't gone nuts yet? He shacked up with an 18-year-old girl he dated for less than a year. That's nuts in my book, senpai (short for family)

Reminder that Moofin and Wally coordinated shitposting ITT

Reminder that Ion is the Squid hater and nobody else actually has a problem with Squid

>>154204590
Reminder that cumcrab is the only person who actually likes Squid

>>154204959
>wrists problem
this is not a real injury

>>154205068
likes or like likes?

>>154205208
cumcrab would finger squid given half the chance

http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/ask/ht/299/cp/599/mq/332

Report Trihex for attempting to sell copyrighted, unnoficial products.

>>154204818
No prob, I really like to help my friends out

Time to lay down and rot, it's all over now boyo

rest in piss you fucking mentally ill freaks im glad you're leaving this board

>>154205289
thanks for the reminder

>>154207336
ROFL fucking nobody is leaving, u just got fucking memed on

If this thread ever goes down imma make another, fuck you

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>>154205289
Dear Sir/Madam,

It has come to my attention lately that an individual by the name of Mychal Jefferson also known as ''Trihex' has been creating and selling copies of Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island-based romhacks via his online store - [shop url] and also livestreaming/promoting it via his Twitch channel - [twitch url]

I was mainly enquiring as the same individual is making an ongoing and concerted effort to have one of these romhacks (Golden Yoshi) featured at the upcoming Awesome Games Done Quick 2017 (which is very popular charity speedrunning event that is livestreamed to hundreds of thousands of people each year) and was worried about the legal ramifications that Games Done Quick LLC could end up facing if they were to approve of this unlicensed content.

Yours faithfully,
Paul Stevenson

Is Skater turning into Chris-Chan?

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>>154205107
how retarded do ppl have to be holding their controlers for it to even think of happening
this shit is one of the biggest baby bitch shitter excuses out there for vidya in general

>>154207803
reminder that (its real nigga) is self incriminatimg evidence

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>>154207825
Yes.

NEGAniggas run you niggas, ask Peter Tolan

>>154208212
you never ran shit minion

Dragonlord niggas ww@

Reminder that NEGA runs this shit

>>154208349
I repeat >>154208314
stop embarrassing yourself

>>154208451
Faggot Nigga

Ever feel the steel of a couple pipe-hittin niggas givin you that BUSINESS??

Well shiiit... You's about to find out.

>>154207825
Please don't bring up chris-chan. It's too easy to imagine his taint-pussy.

>>154208640
whoa lets not get crazy with our language here

Sweden is the speedrunning capital of Europe

WOO KSSS WOO KSSSSSS

zfg wake up and stream please. i know you're speed depressed but please stream.

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Doggy lives!

>>154196754
>de hiding manly chin

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>>154127131
> my boyfriend is an admin so i can do whatever i want tee hee! :^)

i want to reach through the internet and punch these special kinds of corrupt idiots.

A stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh and banshee screech playing minecraft creating a marxist utopia

>>154212131
>implying you didnt play minecraft

>>154212957
*banshee screeches*

minion is emperor of sperglords

>>154208986
sjovde is

>>154214614
Actually Gävle is

save us slayer

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>>154215379
>slayer
>caring about others

>>154215887
sociopath

>>154213927
Word

Duke stop watching Gaki and stream Simpsons

Speedrunning is degen

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/srg/ won't die cause i'll make the next thread

when do you guys think chibi will return with the easter speedster marathon 2?

did someone or is someone going to submit golden super mario bros to agdq?

>>154221069
im going to DM him that video with the asian men every day until he does

the srg irc is dead. did everyone join a discord or something?

someone post about me please

>>154221953
Asian grandpa ass suck 2 is an all-time speedrunning classic

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hey /srg/, ap here (only the eldest of bois will know who) just letting you know i'm gonna be casually speedrunning again come wintertime and i'm going to need a good crew of "memers" to inflate my viewer numbers and to donate me twitch bits for support and "hype". thanks for your time and Speed On!

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>>154223751

>>154223751
out

>>154222330
>did everyone join a discord or something?
no, it's just the doggy dying and everyone but me and you moving on.

>>154223751
but there's two aps

>>154223751
classic speedgames or new ones

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>>154225865
>2
who tf

if you are an autistic tranny fag furry will gdq be required by their diversity policy to let you run your game?

>>154226296
ancient power who also runs zelda

and you claim to be elder....

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jej

>>154226504
not even ap
zildo kid isnt our boi tho

>>154226632
ancientpower was ap before you were ap fucker

who wants to kill me? offers up until i jump into traffic some time later this week

>>154226543
well he said streaming, not wasting his life

>>154226743
or i guess i could just stream some time later this week

>>154226743
me!

>>154226875
cool thanks

>>154226734
i will agree on that but im not even ap
however inital shorts are for our boys

>when you can't figure out the trick, but you do so much reading and research that it finally "clicks"

>>154227067
yeah, like based fucking y_

Pie is gay

>>154228391
word

>>154228391
no, cfb is the gay one. he is the one who blew pie at smash the record last year and is planning on doing it again this year.

>>154226543
it's because of shoulder pain

>>154229574
they are both faggots

>>154229646
>shoulder pain
>muh wrists
how in the fuck do you injure yourself playing fucking vidya
sure there's arthritis but these fags come up with such bs

>>154229990
i could explain it to you in detail, send me a message

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>>154229706
no, pie is an upstanding citizen. he educates the younger generation on how to act in a professional manner. pie is the barney of twitch.

Why did /srg/ allow cfb into its ranks? He's a Collective infiltrator and is actively undermining our superior culture.

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>>154230192
>barney of twitch
i dont think so

>>154230386
faggots enabling faggots

>>154230386
reminder cfb is a furry and when people found out his name was cutefluffybunny he begged for a name change from twitch and got one. however, he couldn't ditch his fursona so he just abbreviated his name.

/srg/ dies before narcissa.

oh wow.

>>154232090
*cosmo

>>154232090
Serg aint even ded doe

>>154232216
*narcissa

People change their names. Face reality already.

>>154232796
has he actually shown the legal documentation or just claims

>>154172314
It's kind of like doing a lottery. Or watching someone do a lottery?

When someone is guaranteed a wr and is finishing up the last hour or so of a game it is an amazing feeling. Viewers skyrocket, everyone in the chat is flipping out, cheering on the the person playing the game. Everyone is just happy to be living in this rare moment where a world record is about to be won. Then the final moment, that final boss, and hitting the green split and winning the world record, is always an amazing moment.

After that, I come back watching my favorite runners, hoping to experience a world record again. Of course sometimes it can days, months, maybe even a year or so before someone wins the new world record again.

>>154232914
he has legally changed his name

>>154233230
so he'll change his name by the books, but he won't see a shrink

encouraging behaviour like that should be a crime

>>154233230
where's the documentation

>>154233230
What a dumbass. He should have just spent the money on more weed, LOL.

>>154233230
so did trannykeys, and both are still men

>>154233436
ROFL LMAO got em

>>154233380
do you expect him to put his ssn out in the open
where he lives doesnt require name changes to be publicly announced

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does anyone have a link to an archive when comso announced he was transitioning?

>>154233575
so there's no proof

>>154233639
>google "cosmo carpe diem"
>find date
>go to that date in the archive

>>154233679
he has talked about it in the past and recently has said multiple times on stream that he got his name changed
if you care so much about this tranny's personal life then why don't you just ask him yourself retard

>>154233639
christ
he looks more effeminate there

he could have set a new OoT record in all the time he's been fucking around with female hormones

>>154116646
R.I.P. you fucking faggots, sonybros win again!

>>154233797
I found it

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/121070346/#121173935

>>154234452
People were predicting this, supposedly?

How?

>>154234228
thanks for the late response!

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>>154234580

>>154234009
there's no proof

>>154234580
because he wore nail polish

if that doesn't prove someone was born into the wrong body, then I don't know what does

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someone posted this webm here awhile ago and it ruined my life

>>154235169
>born in wrong body
You mean has untreated psychological disorders and probably tortures cats.

>it's the two year anniversary of when she started her transition

What did he mean by this? Transition to what? Did she move from somewhere? Do people usually take this long to move?

>>154235413
no, massive narcissist and egomaniac
the internet is a drug to him

I'm not saying that's the reason he takes titty skittles.
He's not into dudes, he has no typically girly hobbies or interests outside of his appearance. He is not a woman, in body or mind. He just wants to be one.

And he's never gotten a professional opinion because he risks being told that what he is doing is detrimental.

I've never given a shit about him, I don't much care for Zelda speedruns, but it is interesting monitoring his psyche.

>>154235734
I'll rewrite it so you can understand
>it's the two year anniversary of when he went public about his mental illness and desire to cut his dick off

you are all obsessed losers, holy shit

>>154235971
t. cosmo wright

>>154233575
>where he lives doesnt require name changes to be publicly announced
bullshit

>>154236261
t. redpilled edgedrone who doesn't even speedrun

Hey faggos, mind keeping it down in here? I'm trying to enjoy a comfy py@c@ stream. Thx.

>>154236618
t. cosmo wright

Cosmo will be doing porn in 2-3 years tops. Screenshot this post.

Bailey Jay, Natalie Mars, Kittykaiti, every single tranny that has gotten popular on chans and internet videogaming virgin circuits has eventually done porn. ChristianXXX will be relentlessly battering down Cosmo's back door for our enjoyment in the near future.

>>154236859
thank you for continuing to build my case re:
>>154235971

>>154235223
would you care for some more life ruining webms anon?

I submited my report to Nintendo about Trihex illegal store

If anyone cares, this is the link to his store:
https://store4569124.ecwid.com/#!/HackCarts/c/9328091

http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/ask/ht/299/cp/599/mq/332

Number one, you have the bridge.

Dont leave me ;-;

>>154235223
the rolling stones are shit

>2dos
>makes out dk64 is his game, his image
>he is 4th or 5th in literally every category

rofl

>>154235223
Hadam-ssi can fuckin dance

I bet she could speedrun too

Why is Caleb the best speedrunner?

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>im going to come back tomorrow and search srg like I always do on vg
>its going to be here
>everyone will have forgotten that this was the "last general"

i unironically wish trihex got hit hard with carpal tunnel instead of cosmo

>>154242657
He's dedicated, motivated, practices and has an amazing personality.

>>154242793
unless cosmo was holding his hands in some autistic position for long periods of time, I just dont see how he could have carpal tunnel at this point. The games he plays are not very extensive, plus he doesnt even play many games to begin with. I think it's a mental thing.

>>154242962
or it's a
>look guys, it's beyond my control, I have no choice but to quit playing this fucking game I don't want to play any more
thing