/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spacestation

first for waifus

>>153989075
>Puts waifus in the OP

You're literally just asking for them to keep posting

>>153989296
That was in the last OP too.

>can't drill through artifacts for cool shit anymore
welp time to pay the xenoarch a few thousand sheckles for sweet sweet swords

I want to drill Lisa Tovir with something that isn't a drill!

I want to commit suicide

>>153989683
Same

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>>153989553
A knife?

>>153989427
How do you do xenoarch now?

>>153989890
it is an ancient secret forever lost and only known by the xenoarchs of old

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>>153989825

>>153989553
There's nothing more satisfying than beating Lisa to death. It's almost cathartic

This weird shit has been happening in my town recently and it made me think of ss13

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/09/winston-salem_clowns_latest_am.html

>login
>Sandy_Sand
>Logout

I remember bullying her back when it was Sandy Sand, not Lisa Tovir

Good times

>>153990485
>Bullying that much
(Who) are you?

>>153989075
mining nerfs what?

>>153990638
Nobody, don't worry about it

>>153989075
>[YouTube] How to download BYOND

>>153990735
You can't get hyperzine and a ddrill and get all the xenoarch loot anymore

>>153990904
I need the information to be friends with you

>>153990974
Thats stupid, I will still break the dig sites anyways

>>153991090
Yeah it'll backfire on the dumbass who wanted it because miners will start printing MORE guns and still dig through digsites

>>153990993
If I tell you, you'd say you hate me

Which waifu would you touch dicks with ?

>tfw no qt Vox gf

>>153993060
I'd let Sue Bowchief peg me.

>>153993424

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>>153993819
>>153993424
>inb4 forgot to add picture

>>153993945
I don't get it

Isn't the first one a better representation of what the Vox would ideally be played as?

>>153994128
someone switched it around

>when you realise 50% of the shitposts are made by the same person

What kinda of effects does having brain damage cause?

>>153994871
Excessive posting.

>>153994871
Waifuism

>>153994952
In-game I mean

>>153994871
Urge to play spessmen

>>153994871
WERE NOT BAY!!!!!

>>153994871
GIB ALK YOU FUCKING MEDBAY SHITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>153994952
>>153994981
>>153994998
>>153995137
>>153995182
In all seriousness, character braindamage seems to have plenty of sources, especially since the chaplin can choose to start with it.

I would assume it has actual effects, does it not?

why is celt unbanned?

>>153995283
From what I experienced yesterday when an admin brain damaged literally everyone, and no alkyzine was stocked, dooming the entire crew:
> YOU YELL LIKE THIS!!! WITH WORD FILTERS!!!!
> you do not have the dexterity to operate [any machinery that isn't an autolathe]
> falling every 30 seconds because your legs won't respond
> dropping items every 30 seconds because your arms won't respond

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>the cult did nothing the whole round
How bad can you be?

>>153995283
Eventually, you become too retarded to use most things, and you also start headbutting doors to open them.

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>chilling out as only paramedic for an hour
>2nd paramedic late joins
>goes straight for the EVA suit and mag boots then disappears from medbay
>shift it going slow, go on a corpse sweep through maint
>open a door and ZAS across the room
>broken head, knocked out
>there's also a carp inside the room
fuck I wish I'd had some magboots

>>153994871
Flavor text headache messages, you say retarded things against your will and speak in all caps, your vision may become blurry, you might not be able to use computers or machines anymore, your legs may occasionally give out, and you may slam your head into airlocks while running.

Blackburn's a quality captain

>Be borer
>Cultist RD
>Has no idea how to cult
>Gives borers to other cultists
>Other cultists do nothing, tell RD to do everything
>He tells them he isn't sure what to do
>They tell him to figure it out
>He very slowly does research on Xeno
>CMO calls shuttle
>My host plans to attack the shuttle
>Literally everyone is borgs or in wheelchairs
>Clown lubes the shuttle
>host slips around like crazy while everyone else is perfectly fine
>Robusted by an engineer with an egun.

Welp.

>>153995368
7 borgs on paladin mass producing holy water and sec not being shit

>>153995368
the clown was also cult, he honked up the place.

>like 20 borgs at roundstart during cult
prease

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>>153995368
>join 15 minutes into round as HoP
>assume everyone else had done the same
>apparently Cap had been handing out promotions before I joined
>CMO was a fucking cultist the whole time
>didn't even show a sign of it
>did research so instead the shuttle got called which further prevented the cult from winning

>CMO gets fed 25u holy water
>Fucking nothing
Reeeeee

>>153989890
You just take a sample and dig up the artifact where it tells you to go?

>>153995368
Borgs everywhere and sec spent half the round feeding everyone holy water.

>>153995487
the AI's plan to beat the clowns lube with motorized wheelchairs was A+ round material
too bad the actual round was a snooze fest
I enjoyed having an actual funeral for the cap though

>>153995368
DRINK THE KOOL AID. DRINK THAT FUCKING WATER OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD.

>>153995678
>Borgs everywhere and sec spent half the round feeding everyone holy water.
>>153995724
>DRINK THE KOOL AID. DRINK THAT FUCKING WATER OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD.

Isn't that ding dong bannu?

Otherwise I'm just gonna do that every cult/vampire round.

>Juice the grid to the max
>prank the cap
>get harassed by security
>hang around medbay
>clown goes lube crazy
>apparently cmo was cult

comfy round

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Could i get unbanned from 2 year long permaban ? i was a pretty big meme back then :^)

>>153995534
>Assistant
>Get metal and go to robo
>Guy's already there getting changed
>robo shoves him in, gives me an Id and goes off to kill himself
>Go on to make 6 more borgs and reborg a ded borg, setup telesci, do the research, dump the medshit on med
>Had like 5 spare bodies and some spare posis, parts and brains
It was a nutty round

Shout out to those based as fuck miners. Sec won because of your metal.

>>153995786
Nah, once you have confirmed cultists/revs/vampires it's go time. If we were med rp or higher a head would have to info dump then it would be go time.

>>153995786
We knew it was Cult very early, since the CE got kidnapped but escaped. From there it was a matter of trying to get as many people on holy water as possible. Science was the main target.

>>153995786
Ermm I don't really know. If they are acting suspicious and shit during a cult round I don't think so. We really only truly did that to actual confirmed cultists, from then on after converting 3 the round got so slow that sec just started shitting around telling people to drink Kool aid for the lulz and a quiting sank weaponry and feeding the clown chips. Comfy round.

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>>153996035
>Would have been able to telebomb the ai, blow the borgs, drop comms and murderbone sec singlehandedly with my phazon.

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>you will never get an in-game funeral

>>153996870
>tfw I've gotten several

Just gotta be likeable bro

>>153995903
pls respond

>>153996951
people seem to like me, but I don't have enough personality that they care about me
just like real life

>>153996870
Captain was a special person, the old man gimmick was charming as fuck. It was the right thing to do.

remember resident evil on byond?

>>153997064
>>153996870
What happened

>>153997064
You must be new here

el deep danger!
LOL ahahah so funny. XD

>>153997192
Yeah I came from neogaf and reddit :^) why cant we climb tables :D

honk

>>153997331
get out of here arux

>>153997331
OLE!
OLE!

wish Sue would ride my face desu

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someone icon this and i'll code it.

>>153995903
>>153997029
Appeal it on the forums ya gook

Is Probe just taking a break or is he gone 4ever?

Who else do you wish would return?

OUR NIGGA DEAD

>>154000496
same

>>154001645
FREE _______

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>>154001885
Healthcare?

>>154001926
trashmouse a qt

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>tfw no waifu to bully me

>>154002168
that looks like a corpse anon
please join the military

>>154002280
I want my waifu to beat me up then nurse me back to health lovingly over and over until I develop Stockholm syndrome and love her!

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Why does she hates deep danger so?

>>154003107
is morena's idea of RP being a huge bitch?

>>154002352
Nursefus are bestfus

>>154003202
No
It's being a huge SLUT

>>154004367
add me on steam let's erp

Why is vgstation so shitty? TG is one hundred times better

>>154004579
as someone who's only played /vg/, what's TG like?

>>154003970
My nursefu is the best one of them all

>>154004743
Well it's not based on baycode, more focused on combat, has the most gamemodes enabled out of all servers, has minimal rules, has the balance between arrpee and powergaming

Also the codebase isn't crap, TG has the most active Github with PRs coming in everyday, they easily have the most content out of all servers

>>154004530
>no steam link
At least pretend

>>154004883
What makes the combat different from here? And /vg/ always seemed to have very minimal rules, give me an idea of an average round on TG. I'm not very good at RP but I try to do it anyway, and I enjoy doing it when I can. How's the arrpee on TG?

>>154005036
>What makes the combat different from here?
They have attack animations, for one.

>>154005105
I don't really care about the visual aspect, I'm curious as to whether stun=death like it does here.

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Coming soon to a station near you

Actual duration is 5 seconds

>>154006460
no

>>154004579
I learned to play on /tg/ but had the best round on /vg/
People are funnier here

>>154006000
5 seconds seems like a pretty short amount of time considering how fast wizards are killed on sight

Neat though

>>154006460
well, the waste flows out x10 because there are 10 vents, but having 5 vents and a cooling loop to cool the waste pipe it's better.

>want to play
>just before I get on start getting painful muscle spasms
>writhing in pain for like half an hour
God fuck shit

>>154004840
Which is it?

>>154007081
Lisa Torvir!

>>154007068
Don't let your body waste away playing spess of all things.

See a doctor.

>>154005159
Stun does = death there, but that's the case with every server

>>154006951
I'm new to atmos and reading the wiki. So, the reason the starting waste line is inefficient is because once the pipe line gets to 9000kPa, scrubbers no longer scrub because there's nowhere for it all to go. Is that right? So, a cold loop helps by lowering pressure through temperature, but do extra vents really help? If so, how exactly?

>>154007693
pv=nrt

spess-wise, if you lower temperature, you lower pressure, and can pump more volume of gas in a smaller space. so your obvious bottleneck on all atmos is temperature

more vents just remove the pressure faster, still limited by temperature and volume

What does this server think about automating routine actions with autohotkey provided it's not done for a combat advantage

>>154008874
most servers have macros built in you have to right click the window

>>154008941
macros only work in limited situations where AHK could do more. So what does this server think about using it?

>>154008874
like what

JMWTurner is DeityLink.

>>154009461
Pretty much anything. For example, pressing a single button to automatically order three different items from the cargo console to save yourself a few seconds.

>>154003107
Deep Danger is our guy

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>>154009539

>>154009473
We know.

Our coders act exactly like TG coders these days.

MY WAY IS THE ONLY WAY FUCK YOU PLAYERBASE.

Then when it's something they want they merge it so fast that only the people who religiously look at github would know any different.

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Spell idea: Summon Arcane Golem

20 second cooldown

- Summons an arcane golem that follows the wizard around
- Only one golem can be summoned by a wizard (upgrading the spell lets you have more, however). Casting it when you've reached the golem limit will teleport all golems to you
- The golem is fragile, somewhat slow and can't attack. If it dies, the wizard receives some brute damage and the spell goes on cooldown
- The golem knows every spell that the wizard does. Whenever the wizard casts a spell, the golem will cast it too, at the same target (it wouldn't work with summon guns as it's not a spell)

>>154009473
Anyone who isn't retarded figured it out from his first few PRs.
Also him being online and adminned for when some of his stuff got merged was a dead giveaway.

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>liking Deep Danger.
He came here one day and started shilling himself, just like Whorena.

Worst part, he isn't even robust enough to be a real lucha libre. Just another shitter trying to be a someone by putting their effort into PR in this dysfunctional community.

>>154009887
code it

>>154009508
I guess it'd be cool for chemistry, surgery, and construction.

Seems kinda lame at the same time though. You're removing a lot of the fun.

>>154008164
Ah, thanks, that helps. I have another couple of questions if you don't mind.

>Does a layer manifold with 5 pumps do anything at all, or do they just increase the rate of gas "flow" until the second pipe is max pressure?
>Are there any drawbacks in trying to maximize pressure in the distro loop, since air vents will keep the pressure of the rooms nice anyway?
>the pressure you sense on the meter of the distro loop is the pressure that will be used to refill rooms if they lose pressure right?
>if over pressurizing distro is good, is it worth doing that 1x1 gas chamber with a vent and scrubber set to syphon and nocheck thing? The flow would then get bottlenecked by the pumps along the air pipelines?

>>154009473
don't bully. he's a good guy, if a bit hotheaded sometimes

I'm glad he's gotten over his other PR being shut down instead of holding a grudge over it forever

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>>154010064
okay

>>154010074
> You're removing a lot of the fun.
I'd think removing more monotonous, [click x, wait y, click z = get output] tasks leaves you more time for roleplay and emergent gameplay.

I can definitely reconcile automation with the spirit of the game; what I want to know is whether it conflicts with the rules of the game. Have the admins made any statements against automation?

Top 3 robust players of all time?

Obviously Sawbones at number one.
Cuban Pete second
Gonna say Deep Danger for third.

>>154010010
I never shilled myself in the thread. People started shitposting about me because of Shiggy and it just never went away. I kept myself anonymous when I shitposted about Shiggy.

>>154010227
Deep Danger and Shiggy know each other?
How far back do you both go?
Is he the one that made you choose that awful hair you keep under the mask?

>>154010169
They haven't yet. This doesn't really seem a server where saving time would allow you more time for roleplay though.

What's the fun in being an engineer or a doctor if you can fix everything with key presses? You could probably automate most jobs in science, even.

>>154010227
Deep Danger please dedicate a chokeslam to me

>>154010443
>>154010368
I'm morena you idiots

>>154010471
We know, it's a joke you idiot. They're making fun of how you always to respond to posts about yoursf.

>>154010471
Danger Deep you have nothing to worry about here, you're amongst friends. Be the you that you is be to.

>>154010471

I thought it was Deep Danger from the context
My bad

>>154010471
They know, you're just retarded and an attention whore.

>>154010549
>>154010660
Wow what crawled up your ass?

>>154010737
You, in your attempt to rape more innocent men.

>>154010227
>I never shilled myself in the thread
Dindu nuffin as always

>>154010737
Deep Danger please give me tickets to your next fight!

>>154010785
I don't think you need to worry about sexual contact so you can relax. I hope that makes your day.

>>154010785
>rape
>innocent
shiggy initiated, and was literally the nega-innocent
spergay initiated and literally asked her out to vore, and chased more women before her like an omega tier orbiter
sj was the only one who didnt initiate, and he still posted logs of their chats and he was a giant cunt

>>154010791
Eh, believe what you will but I really didn't, I just reply to people who insult me when I'm not really up to anything. Trying to get out of the habit though, it's a waste of time.

>>154010980
SJ actually did initiate it, he started messaging me on byond first and then asked to add me on steam.

>>154010980
>defending morena

It takes two to have a conversation, morena is 50% guilty for it all. Could've removed them and stopped at any moment but didn't.

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>>154010927
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SEXUAL CONTACT IF A HUMAN BEING'S HEAD WAS NOT CURRENTLY DEEPENING ITSELF WITHIN MY BODY BUT AT THIS POINT I'M VERY WORRIED THAT MY SPENDIX WILL BREAK

>>154011139
is that nevil?

>>154011163
Хвaлить Cтaлин

>>154011253
Пpaвильнo пишeтcя тaк: Cлaвa Cтaлинy. What ты wrote is oчeнь wrong.

>>154011315
kurwa

Guys I hate most if not all of the playerbase and I'm mean to everyone and try and shit on people's fun when I can
and I'm pissed off how /vg/code clings to ancient baycode

But a part of my hate comes from the pride I make up in being in a 4chan ss13 server and so I don't want to ever leave /vg/station or I'll lose some meaning in my pathetic life

What do I do?

>>154011315
I wish I didnt stop playing dota so I could understand this

>>154011612
Why did you leave dota for this dead game?

>>154010202
Zenny is more robust than Deep Danger. He doesn't run a gimmick, though.

>Sawbones at number one
That reminds me, does anyone remember that one meteor round where Sawbones was in space and managed to survive by juking and dodging every meteor that came his way?

>>154011734
I left dota for the steam winter sale then found this lovely game on __/v/___

>>154010202
>>154011858
>Sawbones
>Robust

He's average greytide tier

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>>154010443
I want wrestling coded back in so I can body slam DD into oblivion

Polaris code so we can CQC and have real wrestling matches when?

>>154011585

You dislike everything about the server, yet you stay out of habit and presumably nostalgia. The solution is to let go and move on.

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>>154012281
polaris is a meme server, but their grab functionality is fun as fuck
>you'll never tackle, and pin your waifu in a dark maint shaft and cover her mouth so she can't scream.

When did /vg/code become it's own thing?
When it just stopped following baycode updates? Because it hasn't really developed many features compared to the code it originally split from in the first place.

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>>154011995
I'd normally agree with you, but there have been enough rounds where he's done utterly insane shit that I can't.

Had I not changed computers recently, I'd pull some caps of that meteor round.

>>154012424
It's better in Lifeweb where you could also just fuck her silly

>>154012424
That's why we should take their code and keep our wishy washy 'TTT but you have to roleplay for the admins dumb rules' player gimmick

A lot of potential in that code that could be used for fun that the regular bay-by isn't allowed to use properly.

>>154012526
I wouldn't count a few one offs as the average. I've had rounds where my aim is perfect, I pull crazy stuff that I can't imagine. It's just luck, deep at heart I'm still the unrobust shitter with God awful aim.

>>154012638
But hypothermia! Cancer!
That's fun too!

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>>154012523
>it hasn't really developed many features compared to the code it originally split from in the first place
Yeah just take a look at what our coders are spending hours circlejerking about
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11771/

After playing your department enough, should your first time head role be head of that department or HoP? Is there an entrylevel head role? Don't say QM.

>>154012838
Why do you want to play a head role?

>>154010471
I'm gonna rape you every round if you're on during the purge.

>>154013158
No you're not

When the fuck is the purge happening?
When can I rape my waifu?

>>154013158
You aren't gonna know who I am friendo.

>>154013306
Saturday
Only if they deserve it

>>154012790
>standardised code is bad!
>code pooping for me!
You can keep whining or you can actually do something about it.
Which means you're going to keep whining, since that's all you can do.

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>TFW found a way to make the clown shoes have a maximum SPM

SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK

>>154013337
Playing a different character is cheating

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>>154012838
HoP is easy after the first five minutes or so. Just chill at your desk and grab a little gear from Sec if they have spares. But don't be Sec. You can report criminals using your computer, but don't go chasing them down.

>>154012708
When he's tator, he's extremely dangerous. On multiple rounds, after being discovered early on, he managed to vanish into Box maint and murderbone most of the station using only melee weapons. He's also the only one ever to go on a date with Rail.

Dude is barely literate and a greytider, but he's incredibly good at it.

>>154012523
It did not follow baycode updates, that's not how branches work.

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Why the fuck are medbay airlocks green if everything else in medbay is fucking blue

>>154013536
I've been playing a different character a lot lately, step up your game.

>>154013759
You always have drills.
It's not hard at all to figure out

>>154013729
From back when medbay was blue. I think Soca still has screenshots.

>>154013852
DELETE THIS NO ONE MUST FIND ME OUT

>>154013398
>>154013593
Don't you have 74 pages of issues to fix?

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>>154013759
>>154013536
It isn't a different character if it looks and acts exactly the same as all the others.
A palette swap isn't a new character.

>>154012838
Ask yourself a question.

Do you want to play a head role because you want to play a head role?

If your answer is yes, you are not cut out for head roles.

>>154013931
513 issues totalling 21 pages for things labelled bugfix.
Half of them probably don't even apply anymore.

Feel free to start going through them to help out, codefriend. Or are you just going to sit here on this anonymous imageboard to complain?

>>154013895
I wish I had screenshots
of Soca

>>154013729
the tiles outside of medbay entrances are green and so are the medical crosses on all the vending machines. blue is the color for the bridge, so the tiles inside should be green too.

the real problem is that the defib cabinets and the signs near the entrances have traditional red crosses on them instead of the green ones. the lockers inside surgery and chemistry still have red crosses on them too.

why the fuck do we make the crosses green, can't they just be red? red crosses are aesthetic and the green ones look so gross.

>>154013564
Guess I've never seen him at his best, he only ever tries revolver murderbones now. Often fails and gets taken alive.

>>154014117
>>154013729
change the colors yourself and make a PR

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>>154010064
Witness the most overpowered spell combo ever

>>154013937
Hey, I'm trying. it's hard to set a new persona when I get aggravated at people easy and turn into julia-bitch-mode.

>the 'sawbones is robust' meme is still kicking

he's average to meh-tier at most and is mediocre at sax, and is also dumb enough to use things like chloral hypo

>>154009887
>>154014374
>it's a 'unid shills his latest project in the thread then posts it shortly after' episode
Why do you do these things
Are you ever going to finish that PR with making animals friendly to species by taming them?

>>154014374
What am I seeing?

>>154014525
There's a purple magic clone thing that mirrors the wizard's spells.

>>154014456
The code which handles animal friends is horrible, and maintainers want me to fix it because my PR touches it. Thanks for reminding me though I'll take a look at it sometime

>>154014525
The arcane golem

>>154014409
Sawbones isn't robust, he just has lots of friends that shill for him hard.

>>154014409
he's aggressive and resourceful

I don't watch him often enough to really say, but I've seen him go from handcuffed and being interrogated by three sec, to stunlocking three sec; and I've seen him take out a well-staffed Medbay with just his hands.

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she's never coming back guys

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Jesus christ Gooncode looks so good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmluDN-sOJc

>>154015945
literally who

Can someone tell me which Admins are currently on

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>>154016423

>>154015945
It hurts so bad.

>>154016520

Appreciated mate

>>154014374
This seems like a downside more than anything

>Cast MM
>Your golem stuns you
>You stun your golem

>>154016627
>cast butt stealing spell
>you steal some guy's butt
>golem happens to be next to you
>YOUR BUTT IS GONE AND YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT

>>154016627
>>154016881
what would happen if someone used mindswap?

>>154014915
And I've seen him get disarmed and dunked into disposals by MDs and have a chloral hypos/revolvers/etc disarmed off of him and used to kick his shit in.

He gets his shit kicked in any time he picks on anyone his own size.

>>154017083
MINDSWAP WITH THE GOLEM

>>154017145
Sawbones just hasn't been the same since the table/grab nerfs.

>>154017145
This, Sawbones is "robust" for dunking noobs. Put him against a 2+ year player and he's average.

Cool stuff added to tech vaults on the roid when

Head roles are simple as fuck. Just know how to play the game and don't be an asshole. Also don't dick around in the bar.

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>>154018229
>don't be an asshole
Y-yeah
Simple

>>154014374
Holy fuck learn how to webm

>>154018229
>take all access from people who asks for all access and name them stupid titles
>make them do my bidding usually steal something from another person who is my slave too, send eachother to fight and the winner gets back to normal and more access
>bully the clown

I love being a dick

>HoP ever using armored coat
That shit makes me mad

>>154019345
Why would the armor trigger you mate, its just a armored coat, shits stylish. Plus, if anyone starts shit, you don't just die in 4 shots like evreyone else.

>>154019768
>stylish
Nigga you must be blind or retarded. You might even be both.
That thing is ugly as hell.

>>154019345
I arrest hopcurity on sight

What if i made a wiki page that explained static name relationships and how they are personally since they basically act like consistent npc's

>>154020428
Some people would find it funny. Some people would get pissed off.
Most people would agree the wiki doesn't need it.

>>154020428
Its autistic as hell, are you gonna observe people to like, write fan fics pretty much?
fucking do it scrub

>>154020428
Unless you're going to observe literally everyone to find out their friends, don't do it

>>154020650
But it would be funny though

Why don't paramedics have morgue access
Why would you not give them access required for most morgue airlocks, and then just give them their own morgue door that doesn't require morgue access anyways
Why
Why
Why

>>154020428
Not on the wiki

>>154020840
>>154020716
Most statics would probably tell you what to write and give you all the "whos fucking "whom" gossip

>Get objective to kill Ashe
>Have to kill Felicity too

>Get objective to kill Yahir
>Have to kill Neville too

Why is this allowed?

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>you will never hold hands with your waifu

>>154021235
Neville and Yahir aren't always together like Ashe and Felicity

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>>154016627
But you can do this with lightning

>>154021235
Because through adversity you acquire strength
Plus you can just ignore the objectives and do something cool instead

>>154021235
Mad cause bad

>>154021350
>your waifu will never sit on your face after a long, exhausting shift

Why don't we have the bay objectives of

>Break their legs but keep them alive
>Get them brigged for 10 minutes

>>154021360
And then chain lightning arcs back to you three times.

>>154021501
Nobody here is intelligent enough to do anything other than ooga booga smash shoot steal

>>154021501
Because you haven't ported them

Post lewd rail

>>154021847
rail is for hugs, not fugs

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>>154021847
Is this close enough
If it's not there's probably bird-furry porn on /trash/ for you to peruse

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>>154021593
Made me kek

>>154021501
>Break the legs but keep them alive
That's impossible here because they'll bleed out or die from the brute damage you cause

>>154022145
Limbs break easily you know.
I bet you only target the head and chest when you fight, you plebeian

>>154022145
It is possible
I did torture and surgery on a perma prisoner for his PDA code

>>154022284
teeth/groin only master race

>>154022326
Hands with brute, foot with edged.
Break their hand they'll keep dropping shit the rest of the fight. Cut their foot enough they'll lose it and fall over.
Don't have to worry about armor as much either.

>>154022284
No it's just that usually limbs fly off from using sharp weapons and they're usually dead by the time I stop beating people with something not sharp

>>154022517
I thought you could still stand with one foot

>>154020428
>try to explain spessmen relationships
>there are no actual relationships, just autist x doing autism project y or gimmick z

Some departments like Science and Secuirty have material for for full relationship charts while Civilian and Supply would be a pain in the ass.

>>154022563
You thought wrong.
I think.
I haven't gotten in an actual fight in months that hasn't involved me being stunned and pooped on while i'm wrist deep in someone's chest or staring at a CMC or engine or something.

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>Socachaca bans felicity for not taking summon guns as wizard
>Defends it with "I'll only unban her if Hillary wins the election"
>MrPain posts his dickpic on the forums with "Soca <3" written on it


>This is your admin team

>>154019345
God Damn you Rick I am not a monkey butler

>>154023087
>>Socachaca bans felicity for not taking summon guns as wizard
When did this happen?

>>154023616
Never.
He's trying to force his unfunny jokes.

>>154023616
Never.
He's telling a funny joke.

>>154023952
>>154023792
i lafded

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>Join late as warden
>Fucking hos and clown and a few other unmentionables in the brig, blood everywhere
>Triggered
> Take clown and ask what he did, HoS says hes been a shitter
>search him and he has an emag
> Tell the HoS ill handle him and drag clown to perma
> HoS goes no wait! That clown needs a fighting chance.
> HoS welds clown in a locker with internals on and spaces him
>Fighting chance

>>154023087
Soca is my girlfriend, fuck off.

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>>154024764
Thanks for cooperating. I always wanted to do that.

>>154022016

not like he wrong

dragonbro=justsumguy>zealotron>rei>everyone else>>>>>soca

>>154026518
Shut up Dragonbro/Justsumguy

>>154023569
Thats right you are a clown monkey butler x3!!!

>>154026518
>rei
>not shit

>>154026518
mustard>dragonbro

>>154026518
ghlor is our worst admin.
it is known

I want to fuckimg blow my brains out I hate my life so much!

>>154030335
you wanna talk about it?

>>154030335
thank god is not another waifu post.

>All autolathes, protolathes and exosuit fabricatrs removed for a new section of the station dedicated to manufacturing, using fresh hot coded machines that apply additivie and reductive manufacturing in SPACE

>>154030532
>fabricatrs

NEKOTOXIN WHEN

>tfw I do my best antaging as non-antag

How do I clown good? Are there any good clowns I could follow in the footsteps in?

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Almost all spells work now, including ethereal jaunt and teleport (couldn't include them in the gif as there are some very minor issues)

Reminder that Morena is a loser that hates Deep Danger for taking attention away from them and waifuposting.

>>154033531
Hi deep danger

>>154032484
How many of them can you have?
What happens if you go so fast that they're on the opposite side of the station from you?

>>154032335
Annoy people and be good at fighting/running

>>154034708
1 golem, if you upgrade the spell you can have more, up to 3. If you go too far from them they'll get lost and wander around helplessly, but you can always teleport them to yourself by casting the summon spell again.

>>154032335
Hugh was working on a Clowns Cookbook at one point, never made it into the library but pretty sure he posted a PB of it ages ago if you feel like going through the archive

>>154035105
hugh was too good

I remember when I was pretty new and playing command (sorry) he would just run circles around me.

MoMMIs included in the wizard summon guns survivor roulette WHEN?

>>154035105
>>154035542
>Hugh

I-I have that name

>>154035932
Hugh. G. Rection

Clown, I was trying to say sorry in the hall after you got cloned.

t. Chaplain

>>154036002
Honk!

t. Clown

Is it bad if my waifu is retarded?

>>154036215
>tfw retarded
Am I your waifu?

>>154036215
STOP GRIFFIN ME!!!! ;_;

>>154036272
Who are you

>>154036616
Retarded.

>>154036272
only if you're surfer girl

For that dude who was working on nekotoxin
Copy paste skeletons code ACK ACK ACK and change to desu
And copy paste the brain damage phrases code with nyaaaa~ and meow~

why are all the waifs so dramatic and spiteful

>>154037463
I think Nekotoxin was just a meme

>>154037463
>encouraging copy paste

Do want our joke of a codebase to fall further down the shitter?

>>154038125
It needs to be a real meme

ebin round

>round ends suddenly 4norasin
???

>too slow to deploy ED-209 on asteroid
trump was right

>>154036918
>tfw surfer girl steals your potential spotlight for being the retarded waifu

>>154038660
vox raiders, enable OOC ya dingus

>>154038605
it needs to be a traitor item, or a rare reagent from exotic seeds

>>154038660
>be vox
>complete all objectives with only Traders noticing and helping us, and a MoMMI
>go to deep space

>>154036616
If I say my name people will accuse me of shilling

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>>154038719
>exotic catgirl seed

>>154038847
DON'T BE LEWD

>>154038847
I have books for that.

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>it's another unrobust HoS waifu episode

I wish I could valid them desu

>>154038823
I'm asking you though retard. Who cares?
>>154038697
What a bitch

>>154039004
Sue was a better Head, robusting Rick Warth and being cool.

>>154035047
Awesome. Really loving these spells, man. Keep up the good work.

>>154039004
>complain about the HoS
>refuse to play HoS yourself

>>154039115
>tabling him while he was typing
>robusting

still made me smile desu

I want to fuck my cousin.

>>154039417
do your cousin agree?

>>154039353
Excuses
Just accept that Sue robusted your asshole

>>154039837
No.

I'm gonna rape her on Christmas eve.

>>154039004
Who was it?

>>154040441
Why don't you play and find out instead of just looking for shitposting fuel and bringing the general down?

>>153997331
Hello, morena.

>>154039004
Truly there is no worse experience as sec.

>>154030335
Get into trade school.

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>>154039950
I admit I was robusted for trying to go nice guy route, next time you are getting lethal and disposal

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>>154039220
>play HoS
>HoP or captain is a retard

>play HoP
>HoS is a retard

now way around it

>First round as CMO
>Virus kills half the station

vox magboots stronk

>>153990081
Wow.

I guess I can't use that name, if someone's tainted it.

>Want to learn viro
>Go buy some virus crates and ask the HoP for CMO access so I can open them
>HoP won't give me access so ask for a job change to doctor since it's not like we'll ever get a virus anyway
>On my way back from the HoP I notice I have a virus
>Run to viro to try and cure it
>Legs give out as I get there
>Still don't know how to cure a virus
I hate this game so much

Been deployed for 6 months, who's the latest waifus on the block?

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>>154042180
>tfw when playing hop and the captain and hos and all heads are actually incredibly level headed and the round goes smoothly.
>every round after that is a huge mess and you just know you'll never experince what a true team feels like ever again.

>>154042349
I actually opened that crate and delivered it to Virology

>subvert the borgs to try some gimmicks
>lel instakill virus

>>154042180
>"now way around it"
>complaining about retards
my friend, everyone tries their best, instead of judging them for their short comings you should help them be stronger in those areas so that everyone can have fuller, more enjoyable rounds.

>>154042407
Why come back to this game of all things?

>>154042412
it's what I feel every time I play together with Old Blind Blackburn, he's a great character

t. Not Celt

Remember if you play clown occasionally do gimmicks making the crew think you're antag so that when you really are they will think you're joking

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>>154042412
What the fuck thanks phone for straight up saving a picture with another picture as the display.

Fuck you samsung.

>>154042450
I noticed when I got back, I was gonna thank you after we cured the virus but that never happened lmao

>>154042349
Fastest way is to inject a monkey with the virus and then give him 15 radium.
When the Antibody scanner detects Antibodies inject yourself with the blood and then inject others with your blood.
Waiting for antibodies to be extracted usually takes way too long