/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spacestation

first for changing a single character to fix a bug that's gone unnoticed for years

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/11795

>>154100181
samefag second for a moment of silence for the thousands of man-hours wasted because of that 35% slowdown in plant growth rate

IM ANGRY ABOUT ANIME, WATCH BEBOP NOW

fourth for waifus

>>154100268
If it's just a one char change, why don't you make a PR yourself?

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>>154100273
He's not angry, he's comfortable and furious.

Free Surfer Girl

>>154100694
Surfer Girl x Deep Danger fanfic when?

>>154100396
9th for babby's first pull request

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11796

FUCKING MERGE IT ALREADY REEEEEEEEEE

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This combo is pretty fun. The golems will blow themselves up, but you'll be always able to summon more. Just have to make sure you don't kill yourself.

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>>154100848
This seems like it's going to be a bit OP. How much spell cost are we looking at with these things

Whenever I feel just shit IRL, I join the station as a clown.
Maby you have seen Robusto build a pie cannon to supprise new arrivals at the shuttle
Maby you've seen Robusto charge into a corridor filled with hostile mobs with a toy sword because the vending machines were on the other side.
Maby you were ordered by Robusto to start a blood drive on station because the captain went AFK and the clown got promoted.
And maby you slipped Robusto and farted on his face, only to be applauded for your efforts.

You all are horrible, wonderful, cleverly dumb asshats, and I hope you never change.

>>154101168
Who?

Why don't we have inflatable walls/doors?

Best security players, worst security players?

Basically who to look out for.

>>154101168
Oh look, you're so depressed that you're shilling yourself.
Welcome to the club.

>>154101304
Nick Weller is SHIT.

>>154101304
No one not even yourself.jpg

>>154101168
>maby
this triggered me more than it should have
I'm such a pedant

>>154101121
1 golem costs 1 spell point, with a maximum of 3 golems. Cooldown between summoning/teleporting them is 20 seconds, and can be lowered to 1 second for an additional spell point
Also when a golem dies, all of your spells go on cooldown

>>154101243
Because if we did I would burst them

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>>154100848
spell guy, why not try to port over some other server's wizard stuff like staff of healing, wand belts, lich phalacary, etc.

I would also really like to see more DnD wiz/sorc spells like grease, mirror image, and cone of cold.

we still really need to rebalance the spell points. give wizards way more spell points to start with, but make about 3 tiers of magic with lower teirs being cheap and high teirs being expensive.

>>154101761
When you code it

>>154101761
You're forgetting the best D&D spell
Rope Trick

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>it's a chaplain with crusader gimmick round

>>154103324
Seen it one-hundred times already.

>>154103324
Why do none of them just go around offering church cookies, blessing people, sparing em with holy water and instead go full retard DEUS VULT AVE MARIA SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CONSTANTINOPLE OR ILL CHOP OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE retard crusaders, just bless tanks, deliver one or two to sec and proceed to bless and help people out.

>>154100047
>Excavation tools are locked
No one else is gonna bother getting them now that improper xenoarch was nerfed

>>154103989
Does holy water do anything against a vamp in a hard suit?

>>154103324
> caring about what the holy greytider does

>>154104334
Make him drink it and sure, think its like acid for em or something. Spay him with it and he should be fine, hell, a firesuit should be enough to block it..

>>154104124
The xenoarch tools crate is there though

>>154103989
I hit EVERYONE with my Bible but if it's a gimmick like praise CMO or syndie I'll make a medbay or commit minor crimes in the name of the syndicate

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everything is terrible

>>154105464
>The holy man of the station, meant to elevate morale with moral support and act as a superior in times where the crew requires your religious advice and guidance
>Uses the syndicate as a God, praising a fucking conglomerate of essentially thug and illegal companies who hate Nantrasen

Ya suck harder than the chaplains that drink the whole holy water bottle

>>154105853
But it's literally a feature
You get a cool syndicate helmet if you pick traitor as a religion

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>>154105853
>ya

Oh great it's YOU again

>>154101304
>Best
There are 0 good security players
>Worst
Ray dubi
Zenny Hunt
Nick Weller
Slate Slabrock

>>154106104
Mate, as a greyshit, you can also stunglove, cuff, shove someone on a table and change genders with relative easy, a feature doesn't mean its inherantly good.

>>154106184
Eyy, what's up cabron, still hating me over speech methodology translated over text rather than my actual message like ya should?

>>154106329
>hate
You're not that important. You just sound like a tard every time you post and it's annoying to see

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>>154106527
Meh, why reply then

>>154106748
Hey animelord.

My favourite books is bright lights big city. Recommend me an anime.

>>154106965
Whatever the fuck you want really, I don't do recommendations much, long as you aren't a massive fag about it or proclaim your shit is the absolute best and everything else is garbo, I couldnt give a toss what ya like. That said though, Bacanno is nice so maybe youl enjoy it.

>>154106965
5 centimeters per second

>>154107152
Seen it. Only other animes I've seen are bebop, card captor sakura and k-on. Anything else to watch or am I good?

>>154107327
Like I said before, go wild and pick anything you want so long as ya ain't a prick about it.

What are some atmos waifu simulator approved literature?

>>154107581
Lolita Its actually really good and not all paedophile shit.

>>154101503
New wizard meta: Golems + Noclothes

Become the station pimp selling magical hoes.

>>154101304
/vg/ sec is straight up https://youtu.be/5g-nniO1WN4
all of the regulars are there to hassle you and wave their dick around
all the one-off players are walking loot bins
medbay staff and clowns do more to protect the station by comparison

> daily reminder that it is taking 3 hours to fix a single character of code that's literally made all of hydroponics take 35% longer than it should have

just merge it already https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11796

>>154109021
>3 hours with active shilling on thread
>That unnecessary miner nerf took two hours and no comments
LYNCH THE CODERS WHEN

>>154107193
The glowing floating rocks looked better

>>154109021
CONFIRMED, THE CODERS DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FIXING AND/OR ADDING SHIT TO THE GAME
FIXED BOTANY NEVER
NEKOTOXIN NEVER EVER
NORMIE CODERS BE GONE REEEEEEEEEEE

>>154109021
>>154109261
>>154109654
You must be new here.
You need to be memed on first before you get a PR through.

>>154109021
>shilling it on the thread
Failed at launch

>>154109021
>must be merged fast because it's a single character

So if I change a letter from vgstation to tgstation it should go in without hesitation?

>>154110265
Yes

>>154110265
>change a letter from vgstation to tgstation
That's not fixing a bug, you dolt.

Anyone got an idea of how to get stuff off github? Trying to convert an midi to an SS13 piano compatible song, but I don't know how to get this midi2piano without getting every individual file from the thing.

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>log in
>who
>no sandy_sand

>>154111232
>Log out

DARE YOU QUESTION THE POWER OF THE TOWER?

>>154111232
>Log in
>Adminwho
>No Duny
>Log out

>>154111418
I WILL CLIMB THE IVORY TOWER OF HELL
AND KILL CODER GOD

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Naomi is a cute Japanese girl!

>>154111418
>ole survivor vox made it back to the station and got blamed for all the shit the tower collective did.

>>154107193
Timestop's been fucked for a bit, you can't move more than 1 tile in it as the caster

>>154111553
Posts like this make me sick, I just play the game. Why you gotta bring that WFU shit here.

Not Japanese, the hair is wrong and they're too white

>>154111758
This.
We don't accept WFU around these here parts.
Just HSB.
Come back with some REAL goods.

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>>154100848
>mfw my sprites being butchered
Ay i take pride in my shitty pixels
pic related, unfinished rat'var minion construct

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wheelchair stronk

>>154111930
you gave it to me for animation in the first place senpai <:3
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11787#issuecomment-245153700

>>154112421
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11787#issuecomment-245153700
>Skowron
GODDAMN IT I TRUSTED HIM AND HE REPAID ME WITH THIS ABOMINATION?

I took muh sprite and that.

oh well looks okay I guess. glad my sprite is being used somewhere.

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>>154103324
>>154103989
I tried playing a regular Catholic priest one round, getting wine and wafers for the eucharist. No one came. Should I be going around and handing this stuff out?

>>154107152
>>154106748
oh, you're the tryhard manime fag that was in last thread? stop dickriding cowboy bebop to try and make it seem like you have good taste, everyone fucking loves cowboy bebop. you pseud.

>>154112770
But Cowboy Bebop is essential spess anime since Ian is named after Ein

>>154112672
ignore them and do whatever you want

>>154113067
But that IS what I wanted to do. This was a few weeks ago, before that guy made a post complaining about particular chaplains.

>be sec officer
>vox trader asks me to arrest someone
>watch assistant nearly beat them to death
>complement them on their robustness
>bird asks for help again
>stomp on face
HAH
STUPID BIRDS

>>154113207
Pretty good, man. As a guy who played vox pretty frequently when I still played /vg/ on a regular basis, you make the experience as a vox player. Half the fun in playing a vox is that everyone treats you like absolute shit and you have to roll with those punches.

>>154111232
Who are you?

>>154112553
Hold on there. If I get this write you sprited >>154111930 then gave it to Skowron for him to animate it, and you don't like the result because he changed their design?

I'm just a non-important guy but I can give a shot at animating the original ones. Just for sport.

>>154100694
I'm unbanned later today numbnuts

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>>154114763
oh don't worry, i think the current animation looks a bit bad, but thats just my opinion.

Skowron just took my unfinished sprite and give it a revamp without informing me. but everything cool.

Also go ahead with animating. I also reused that sprite to create a flame version of the golem.

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How does /ss13g/ deal with the massive shadow of despair that follows them through every facet of their daily life?

>>154115568
>All of these golem sprites but xenobio golems are stuck with their shitty green skin.
I wish I had any sense of byond coding skills to make it happen.

> that golem sprite

it's okay but it feels like it clashes with the wizard's aesthetics

something simpler looking would have been better

>>154115289
Leave. You are not /vg/ material. You are the kind of retardation that makes all the good players like Felicity and Naomi not want to play. Act like a retard, and you get what's coming to you. Get out of these threads. Just leave.

>xenoarch Buffed
Xenobio buff when

>>154115884
>good players
>naomi

does the shuttle need specific ID's to be launcher early or can I use newly printed cap cards to launch it early?

>>154115884
>good player
>me

Is electricity code bugged? Singulo just ate large parts of the station that didn't depower. Xenobiology for example, was completely cut off but still had full power for the rest of the round.

What are some spess-approved anime?

>>154115884
>wah my neckbeard waifu doesn't want to play because he is jealous

Just go back to tg

>>154116394
Each room has a powersource, the APC. Only after its battery drains the power shuts down.

>>154100181
>years

Don't be so dramatic, at best its gone unnoticed since botany3

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>>154116468
Planetes.

>>154112027
>caps me farting on everyone
hey look I'm famous

>>154115884
>you should stop playing so my waifu wan'ts to play more
Holy shit stop
Also aren't Surfer Girl and Felicity on good terms

>>154116394
APCs have batteries
Having them connected to the grid just means they will stay charged
If they're connected to nothing they'll lose charge and will have to have the battery replaced

>>154112027
too bad we got spaced tho

>>154116698
its just naomi being a bitter cunt as usual because no one cares about them
ignore them

>>154116468
Space Dandy

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>Engineers in the manifest
>Ling round
Time to autis-
>GOOSE IS LOOSE
I don't know why i even try anymore

>>154116468
Space Brothers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS4d-KQ2QvE

>>154116823
I haven't played in 2 weeks, how am I a bitter cunt?

Literally just logged in

>>154109654
What if we said we liked seeing the thread get its panties in a twist

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>become traitor
>create extremely elaborate plan
>A RUSH OF AIR would like to sell you car insurance
>corpse is singulo'd

It just keeps happening.

>>154115757
I remind myself that suicide is always an option if things get too bad
Other than that, massive amounts of escapism

>Get arrested by security and not sure why
>Ask
>"You know what you did"
Why is this allowed

>>154116525
>>154116768
Right now APCs need cells to power a room, I might take a look to see if we can have APCs work with only live wires and no cell

>>154115823
Adamantine golems look good, though.

>>154116823
>them
>not simply saying him
You people need to get this into your thick skull already: your "waifus" are not girls, they are fat hairy dudes pretending to be cute girls.

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>>154116468
Planetes
Space Dandy
Legend of the Galactic Heroes

>>154117037
Security officers should always tell the people they caught what they are charged with, desu.

>>154117062
Why tho

>>154116936
>panties
>not boxers/briefs
There are no girls on the thread, everyone here is a dude, stop daydreaming already.

>>154117223
Just cause, why shouldn't it be able to work without cells

>>154117264
Stop being autistic

>>154117264
The only exceptions are Soca and Gontran

>>154117264
Have you seriously never heard that saying before?
We have several female players

>>154116823
>>154117124
I didn't say that, I don't even know who surfer girl is.

t. Naomi

>>154117197
>"Grey tiding"
literally what the fuck is that supposed to mean in relation to anything

>>154117264
Is that the best you got?

>>154117369
>autistic
>not simply stupid
Dude, just, stop, I can't even right now.

>>154117264
Great, you managed to trigger all the waifufags at the same time.

>>154117506
Autism is demonstrated by a lack of social knowledge and ability to understand figurative meaning. This is honestly probably one of the most appropriate uses of it I've seen here.

>>154117601
And here we have an example of a pedantic autist

>>154117483
>Grey tiding
That could be anything.
Tresspass?
Theft?
B&E?
Assault?
Sparking a manhunt?
And that's not even the entire list of what I think grey tiding could be.

>>154116823
This is not Naomi. This is someone who cares about the server. The server is my home, and Surfer Girl is a home invader. Felicity and Naomi are my sisters, and when someone threatens your family, you have to bring out the gun. Its my responsibility.

>>154117867
Exactly, it could be anything. You have to be specific because we follow SPACE LAW. Also some of you shitters need to update the sec records if you ever bring someone in or set someone to arrest. If you can't even do that you are a trash security player just looking for valids. There are so many times when I see someone and we have to play the same guessing game trying to figure out their crime or why we need to arrest them.

>>154117345
They don't
See:box station ghetto bar and theatre

>>154118565
I would play security, but I don't imagine it would be fun.

>>154118826
That's what I want to fix

>>154119075
During low pop it isn't fun. Sec isn't like other departments that make things or have resources to build. If you have no crimes or loud antags then you just waste away.

>>154119761
I just don't like the idea of chasing people down and arresting them, or hunting antagonists.
I prefer detective over security for that reason, despite how it may sound contradictory.

>>154119075
Playing security is a sacrifice, for the good of the rest of the station

Wait what's this about surfer being banned? What'd she do?

>>154121202
unban 2hotdogs

>>154121262
rip

>>154121202
They were retarded again so they no longer get head or sec roles.

>>154121202
http://www.strawpoll.me/11172856/

Admins said they'd Unban if there are more no than yes.

>>154120449
Most of our detectives just act like shitcurity and investigate jack shit, only difference is they have an office and a neat revolver to shoot.

>>154121620
What'd they do? Blow up sing? I keep seeing them fuck around with the engines.

>>154121683
I just like the idea of solving crimes and such. Leave the arresting to the security officers.

>>154121784
The HOP didn't want bastardimarti as captain to sell the nuke disk to birds. So captain let the HOP get sold off as a slave by said birds.

During rev.

>>154121927
Kek that's kind of funny. Who was HoP?

>>154121661
>proxypoll

>>154121661
No they didn't. I am not permabanned, it was just for a day. Chill.
>>154122169
It was Quentin something or other. Incidently, he was also acting an asshole, and the vox had saved my life.

>>154121661
What did Surfer Girl do?

well it is finally patched so i can tell you guys this, putting a monkey in the slime recycler used to make a bucket with infinite blood. you could fill the whole clown cart, chem sprayer, and chem pack with one bucket. shit was extra dank.

>>154123029
clowncart? I thought that only accepted banana juice.

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>>154123029
>tfw want to share exploit because it's funny but op as fuck
>dont want it to be fixed
fug

>>154123240
>Implying you won't get banned when they find out you've been using it without reporting it

>>154123107
you can fill it with other stuff

>>154123360
>implying I don't have a specific account, proxy and VM just for exploiting bugs

>>154121202
>she
more like shre, more like shrek

>>154123240
I know this feeling, I have a few things I keep just for myself.

>>154123029
>>154123240
People like you are the reasons coder hate players

>>154123240
shut up furry virgin

>>154123453
What does filling it with other stuff do?

>>154123748
this just in, coders don't play the game
>>154124084
you can refill things from it

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>>154123819
only one of those things is true

So what made such a huge EMP?
It hit almost the whole station

>have small plans this round as antag, after learning that large complicated plans are difficult to execute at my green level of skill
>A RUSH OF AIR 3, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO anyway
How many times must I suffer? God hates me.

>>154124296
Either some large bluespace beaker bullshit with grenades, or the supermatter shards coliding I think.

>>154124296
It was I.
I sent 2 shards to medbay in quick succession hoping for them to bump.
They did.

>>154124296
Likely several yellow slime core grenades on a signal at once.

>>154112553
flames? FLAMES???

gimme

>>154124164
Thank god they don't so they have more time to code and don't waste it all playing the game.

>>154100848
can you work on rebalancing the spellbook after this?

like give the spellbook 10-15 points and make spells cost more than 1 points at start depending on how strong they are?

a spell like lightning could cost 3 points while a spell like smoke would cost 1 point

I've been gone a few months due to work and assignments, I'll read up the update page thing, but has 10,000 bees in a suit race happened yet?

It's the only thing I was looking forward to.

>>154126923
Yes. Supermattermen, Beemen and Mothmen are a thing, also nekotoxin.

>>154127157
>mothmen
Aww, I believed you until then.

Don't even want to play now.
I want to buzz at things.

>>154127221
>I want to buzz at things.
literally play mommi

>>154126923
ZAS murderboning every round

>used to play Miner
>thought Miners were cool
>try playing Sec
>Miners come off as Graytide with hardsuits and access
Is that really how Miners are seen by everyone else?

>>154127425
>Buzz
>Ahelp - The Mommi just intefered with what I was doing it says in its laws not to do that ban ban ban
I know that never happens but looking through adminhelps is always a BAN WHEN kind of experience
I think one anon suggested bees in suits are valid and you got to convince the rest of the crew you're not 10,000 bees in a suit
>Hey Frank
>BZZZZZZZZ
>What?
>Honey Beeman waves
>Oh, hi man
>Beeman sweats profusely

>>154127883
i never greytide as miner

>>154127883
The main problem is that if you are a decent miner, you basically finish your job 30-45 minutes after round start, and now have 1) a tonne of cash and 2) complete space faring gear with some pretty dangerous weaponry
Idle hands are a 2d spessmen's worst enemy

>>154127883
>finish mining the regular shit
>fuck off to space looking for the clown roid/DJ station
It's the only right thing to do as a miner

>>154128772
>not setting up the Republic of Minetopia and declaring independence
>not nicking all the supplies from the Station before you go
>not making your own Hierarchy of miners

Although DJ Station is always a grand venture.

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>>154127883
>ling miner driving through the roads of engineering with my ride
>Didn't intend to hurt anyone
>Mr.nofun the HoP pulls out an energy gun
>Zip to maint
>He follows me
>Mfw gun him down for being a nigger then later give the succ
I didn't want to hurt them but they were gonna take my sweet sweet all access ride

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>>154127221
Hippie has mothmen
>hippiestation

What's the second best server? I would like to show a friend ss13, but I can't have him knowing I play a girl.

>>154130781
good luck with that
good luck with that
good luck with that

>>154128772
I've found the DJ station before but I have no idea how to work it.

Is there a safer way to locate shit in space?

>>154109021
Anything less than 48 hours is lightning fast

Why post about it here though? The people with actual merge access are in the IRC, not in the thread.

>>154130781
>Mothmen
Absoluteley Goddamn Terrible.
As a kid I was fucking horrified of bees, but 10,000 bees in a suit makes them seem more friendly.
Moths are aight but why would you want to play as em?

>>154130901
hippie is good for newbies
it'll give them a feel for the game without creeping them out with esoteric roleplay/rules/meatclub bullshit

>>154112027
how did you get a multichair??

>>154130913
there's literally a note that explains it
>put on rad suit
>use multitool on the emitter
>turn on
>turn jukebox on
DONE

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>>154131041
larger hit box, thats it. (I was the reason they got added, Hippie admin team thinks im a closet furry)

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bees

>>154131314
Fucking waffles for wings, weird stance, just looks weird in general, 3/10 would possibly fug

>>154131243
>emitter
it's a relay

>>154131453
whatever you know what I mean, just use the multitool on it and turn it on, it ain't hard

AND FOR FUCK SAKE PUT ON THE DAMN RAD SUIT

>>154131243
What about getting there?
Also does it have a rad suit in the DJ station or do you need to bring one from the main station?

>>154131287
To be fair, they're some radical looking sprites.
Kind of the mothmen on the second row is cool.

>thinks
C'mon Anon, at least be honest

>>154131314
>one massive bee
Well, fuck that, I'd kill you out of pure fear, I'd take the ban happily.

>>154131523
>not putting on the DJ station and letting the station hear your last words and song

>>154131851
reach derelic, go to the northernmost part where the atmos and MOMMIs are and launch yourself left

or get the abandoned ship and go there

it's also relatively easy to find with a GPS

magboots stop lube right?

>>154132316
NOPE

>>154132316
Nope.

>>154132316
No

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That bus had so much potential and you faggots ruined it with muh shuttle, fuck you all I was enjoying it

What a neat little bus, I enjoyed it

>>154132316
honk

>>154132316
Stop nerfing clowns damnit.

REEEEEEE

>>154131243
can the station hear the songs?

>>154132585
yes, they have radios in most place that broadcast the music

they can also turn them off if they don't want to listen to the music

>>154132542
what was it? There was 3 rooms, one with an artifact, one nuke, one table.

>>154123748
But it was reported like a YEAR ago
It was no secret, just nobody got around to fixing it until now

Didnt get to see the bus thing, what was behind the gateway?

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>>154132529
>station mediators steal the artifact, blow the fuel tanks and break and loot everything around

What I want to know is who blew up the teleporter
It was a pretty good idea, trapping everyone there

what are some acceptable jobs to go as if I just want to sit around and greytide all day? I hardly ever actually manage to roll assistant. Also, why do I never manage to roll assistant what the fuck?

>>154132885
Assistant is a yes or no toggle you dumb fuck

>>154132876
I bet the captain did it

Rail, I appreciate the effort but do you know what a body scanner is and what it does?

>>154132885
If you have other jobs on you'll pretty much never get assistant.
You have to commit to the greytide.
Also paramedic and IAA are popular options. IAA gets loads of access with which all they do is piss people off.

>>154132885
Bartender
Chef
IAA
Botanist
Chaplain
Cargo tech

>>154132885
>>154132959
Because, even though it looks like turning Assistant on turns off all other jobs, it actually doesn't
You only sign up as assistant if you have no other jobs selected

>>154133059
>Try to play IAA properly
>Inspect medbay
>Everyone shouts at me
Such is life

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>that bus
>the hydroponics trays weren't real, but the crew was still eating food for months without them
>not even space was real
>teleporter mysteriously blows up
>colonists have no idea what was going on
>only person who actually knew what was going on was dead before we even got there
SO MUCH MYSTERY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS HAPPENING THERE

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>apparently a neat bus
>still banned at own request for the next four hours
admins please

>>154133421
Get your studies done.

>>154133421
Get off of 4chan you shit

>>154133421
I'll make it worse
Elim did it, despite having been gone for like a month or something

>>154133230
>Spend ages preparing for the bus
>Miss it completely
fuck

>>154133501
>>154133559
I got done what I needed to do, ban was 8 hours longer than I'd intended.

>>154133224
>play IAA properly
>everyone shouts at you

You expected differently, that's your role son.
Make sure every medical procedure has 10 bits of paperwork filled out.
Make every arrest have a trial, have the miners fill out extraction forms.

>>154133230
the colonists kept talking about how the vox did all this
Never found out why

>>154132885
Chaplain
Mime
Mechanic just make sure you gib people the machines they want
Cargo tech
Engineer when it's high pop engineering
Roboticist when there are no miners

>>154134469
There was some weird shit going on there
I liked the design of buildings connected by glass tubes though, that was cool

>>154134579
>No clown/assistant/chemist/bartender/chef

What are the test server commands?

>>154135380
>Implying
Chef and bartender have jobs and people will be pissed if they dont do them
Clown has the job of being hilarious

Hippie is not good.I have just gone on. It Is chaos and not fun and a bunch of memesters who think they are funny.

The arcane golem sprite is half assed! I must make something better. Gimme ideas, OR ELLLSSSEEE.

>>154135956
What's the difference than from here then?

>>154135967
Make it so that it's individual parts aren't physically attached.

>>154136173
How so? Are we talking something like a storm atronach or something like Thardus from Metroid Prime?

>>154135967
Stands

>>154136439
>metroid and skyrim for inspirations

Just fuck us up the ass?

>log in
>Who
>squidmoko
>join game

>>154136589
Some ideas of yours could help!

>>154136668
Who?

>>154136439
Yeah, like Thardus.

>>154136740
I think that it's going to turn out that arcane golems "ruin the balance" and wont last anyway so I'd rather not waste the effort honestly

>>154136668
>log in
>who
>bitter vanilla or rhydens method
>log out

>>154136856
okay then, opinion discarded.

minor thing, I was talking about elder scrolls storm atronachs in general.

>>154136075
It's not total chaos. 5minutes in 5 traitors reported and I was set on fire twice. Plus no one talks there. People here are friendly.

>I missed an elim bus
>the first one to happen in like a month
Why bros
Why

>getting stunned by sec for having the cap's armor, lasergun, and the clowncart when the wizard is on the loose and they're too busy doing absolutely nothing to handle it

reeeee

Never talk to a girl who says she has a "friend"

>>154137319

I saw you going to the shuttle with welder + tank and was hoping you were gonna explode

>>154137353
>Never talk to a girl
FIFY

>>154137353
YOU

>>154137436
Only if I saw the wizard on the way there and nobody was around. I wasn't about to blow up random innocent people, though I REALLY would have liked to blow up James holy fuck

>>154137319

> actually be useful and clone the engie

too bad I forgot to take the corpse out of the scanner before he left

>tfw borg frees me and Sue and cuffs the sec officer before the shuttle
Thanks borg

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>>154135967
You'll struggle to do something with detached limbs in 32 x 32 that looks any good, that wont have limbs or gaps too small.

I'd suggest an empty floating set of ropes, more wispy since 'emtpy'
A multitude of syalised black mage Final Fantasy type no face big hats (one with tits to trigger people if it randomly spawns in would be neat to add to the repetiore)
Or a spell book with tiny arms and legs and a dumb face that's come to life and looks cute

Would all be more fitting for the setting /vg/code has of old and sort of janky

>>154137625
borg was based 2bh

>>154137625
>freeing Sue
Why

>>154137741
So I force her into a locker with me

>>154137741
Cause it was a shitter and should be banned from sillicons

>>154137643
That toast looks criminal as fuck.

fun round in the dj station

>>154137806
Hot

>>154136954
who?

>>154138037
You have to adminwho to make sure that no retarded admins are on.. Otherwise You het banned like Surfer

>>154135967
Book that flies by flapping it's pages.
Wise cracking imp-like being with a wizard hat and cigarette.
Wizard goblin.
Sentient glitter.

>>154138409
When are they unbanning Surfer Girl?

>tfw you realize you are probably in the top 1% of bans per year

>>154138848
Later today, except perma for security and head roles. It is no big deal I think, just someone taking the situation and trying to create drama.

>log in
>Who
>[my_ckey]
>log out

>>154139583
Fuck off sandy quit shilling yourself

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Why have magical constructs mimicking your spells when you could have an army of tiny gnome wizards?

>>154138409
>be birb during rev on deff
>radio announces newfag waifu captain arrived on station
>there is no way she'll make it from arrivals to the brig/bridge alive
>run to arrivals to intercept her
>offer to smuggle her in locker to the bridge and become mercenary
>do so
>ask for nuke disk as payment
>she says yes
>HOP secured it, won't tell surfer where it is
>surfer taxes, arrests, searches him
>no disk
>tell her I will accept HOP as payment instead
>madman gives me the HOP during fucking rev
>sell the HOP to Neville for 189 credits

10/10 captain
would accept loyal head of staff as slave from again

>>154139826
>outlines

Are you 5 years old?

Best Head of Security?
Best Warden?
Best Security Officer?
Best Detective?

>>154140307
M
C
T
N

>>154140307
Me__
Me_______
Me_____
Me____

>>154137319
>space law ends when the antags are confirmed
>I should be able to greytide as much as I want if there's a vampire on the loose!

>>154140783
Yes
Are you autistic or something?

>>154140307

>>154137319
He did the right thing desu

>>154140212
Most retarded Captain ever. Deserves perma ban. Quit hyping her up because she's a Waifu.

>>154141123
ebin :^)

>>154140783
>I should enforce space law on someone that is helping me deal with a substantial threat that I have proven unable to deal with on my own

Explain to me your thoughts please

Space Law doesn't matter when you can't even stop someone from murdering and destroying the station, as long as someone doesn't pose an immediate threat

>>154140990
You cannot justify his actions when security was totally incompetent and unable to deal with the simplest threat. If you can't do it, move over and let someone else take over.

>>154140247
But without them the paint bucket tool just makes a mess!

>>154141316
If you want respect change your static's sex to male, you're not good enough to be a waifu.

>>154141556
Who let you decide what makes a good waifu?
I bet your taste is shit

>>154140454
Who?

>>154141398
The wizard singuloosed, zapped two dudes to crit, and hid in lockers.

>>154141398
Why didn't you join security and organize them, then? Surely you actually wanted to HELP and not just valid hunt?

can someone explain the mechanics of vault spawning?

>>154135967
I really don't know whats your limit.
Or what you might be searching for.

Make a large white truck that can store 6 people in it including the driver.

Book bombs. Bombs disguised as books, when opened they explode.

Surrogate Pregnancy Health Poster of a xeno and greytide.

A leash that can be put on the corgi and doberman or person.

Demon
A monster that multiplies itself into 3 every time its attacked with brute damage weapons.
It attacks and teleports players randomly.
A gun with a reallly long barrel


Sprite for a gravity grenade that will pull in anything it detonates near. Unleashes a gravity field that sucks in anyone and anything into the center and holds it there for 1 minute people who walk the field will be sucked into the center too.

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Good round, thanks for the talk you meme loving fuck.

Sorry for bullying you bartender.

Wizard is super fun

>>154142683
When you code it

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>>154142707
Was fun talking with you too
It was comfy when the entire station was in chaos
Hope you get the ending you want

>>154142707
That game is a SHIT

>>154142683
>book bombs
Sounds pointless.

>>154142513
That is some serious grasping at straws there buddy. You think a random body is going to help kill the wizard by organizing a sec team? For one, have you ever played sec? Secondly, it's much better to just have people chasing after the wizard if they're playing hard to get, if you actually want to kill the fucker for releasing the singulo and being a pain in the ass.

>>154142150
So find him and murder him instead of enforcing the law on people that want to murder an enemy of the station when the station is being eaten by a singularity

>memeball wizards comes to griff engineering
EVERY FUCKING TIME

I WANT TO RAIL[/spoiler RAIL

>>154142976
I got there completely on accident. Literally the only time I've died in a fire and not been mad.

>>154142921
why isnt there a good bartending game that isnt about dumb fucking anime girls?

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>>154143076
>breaking a burning chamber linked directly to gas miners

>>154142707
>>154143050
>mfw rail will never give you a large bad touch

>>154143102
http://www.kongregate.com/games/mattsackblack/bartender-the-right-mix

Who is Rail's bf?
I hope it's me

>>154143251
this is what always comes to mind, and thank you, but i mean like a REAL game.

>>154143240
>mfw no face

>>154143102
>>154143345

>expecting alchoholic drunkards to acomplish anything

Each drink kills their brain cells so you'll never see shit

>>154143384
el em ay oh
Kill yourself, straightedge faggot

>>154143384
i dont get what your problem is, friend. i rarely drink, i just wanted a fun bartending game to play, no need to be such a cunt about it.

>not drinking
As long as you don't do it to excess there's literally nothing wrong with it
It helps you forget how much the world sucks and makes you more sociable
It's a miracle drug, it fixed my relationship with my dad

>>154142931
Youre right.

I was thinking a traitor item like a "hat".

It would function like the bag of holding but you could camouflage it to look like other hats.

Reminder that this will never be finished
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11027

>>154142921
YOU A SHIT

>>154144080
>Polaris code has modular drinks and alien xenobotany with randomised reagents and effects

>/vg/code has "muh non-antag traitor items lol so funny pranks" and meme noreact fruits

It's better that it stays unfinished really

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>>154144080
>all that copy paste code

>>154140212
>manipulating a newfag into getting banned

Asshole

>>154144326
>modular drinks

Just adding the word 'modular' to things doesn't make it good you know

>>154144631
So you havn't used it or looked at the code I guess

>>154144714
>hey guys isn't this feature another server has SO COOL
>I'm not going to explain anything about WHY it's cool, but I'm going to complain that we don't have it
Thanks for contributing

>>154144884
>Oh no someone posted something about another server
>Better try and shut them down and defame their posts before anyone asks

It's /ss13g/ not /vgstationg/
Chill

>>154142707
after looking it up, it seems one of the usable ingredients for drinks is rat poison, is this true? if so it may be worth looking into.

>>154144995
Or we were trying to see how it was supposed to sway our opinion about it before buying into any random person coming in touting their servers 'blast processing'

Especially since Polaris is officially dead it's no wonder they're trying to recruit here all the time.

>>154145054
Why would it be worth looking into on that fact, anon?

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Fly people when?

>>154145095
What did he mean by this?

>>154145095
>Chill

Drinking is for shitters. Literally a waste of money. Rather than making a habit of buying an expensive drink, buy a juice or something and spend the rest on making your life better, rather than using placebo "hurr durr, isn't being drunk fun?"

>>154145095
Hi Kurfurst
Why do you post your things here if you don't want them to be judged? That's pretty fucking dumb

>a man walks into your bar
>hey, bartender, could I get a Mickey Finn?

What do you do?

>>154145905
give him two shots straight out of the double barrel

>>154145905
Tell him only fags drink anything but neat whiskey

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>>154145893
What can I say? I code memes and rely on copy and paste

>>154145905
Ask him what the fuck he is trying to order
give him a drink with nekotoxin in it

>>154145905
Slip him a mickey and drag his body out back.

>>154145054
Yes it's true, I don't know why that changes anything but it is true.

your waifu is spending time with someone that isn't you. What do you do?