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Cutest and best pairing

Can we invent a time machine so that we can send someone back in time to delete Mei from the game

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>>153909953
Jamison Fawkes!

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HOW TO FIX TRACER:
>100hp instead of 160
>grenade cooks like a frag and doesn't stick like a semtex, does 5 percent more damage
>1 gun instead of 2 but she can ADS
>blink distance is doubled, the cooldown is increased by 5 sec per blink
>recall now covers twice as long of time period but the cooldown is 30 seconds respectively
Thoughts?

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Post healslut

>>153909953
>>Hana Song
>http://gelbooru.com//samples/cc/e1/sample_cce1b654ad72707a6c792aea2351e4da.jpg?3336546
Why is this in the OP? Some people have filters for waifufags, you know

>falling for playing over 50 hours in pharah
>barely viable in comp
>so many hard counters
>200hp and move so slowly through the sky unless you are being propelled by your E
Rip me

>>153910248
Fucking terrible. That would make tracer absolutely useless competitively and casually

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Fareeha Amari!

>>153910248
It's like someone just vomited all over my screen

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>>153910158

>>153910275
At least she's fun to play at Eichenwalde. BUFFS WHEN?

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Anyone else thinks Eichenwalde is ultra shit? Why would they ever put this trash into competitive is beyond my comprehension

>>153910158
>>153910341
What is it about Mei and Junkrat's OTP that is so captivating yet tasteful?

>>153909953
>Competitive Season 2 is now live on PC and Xbox. PS4 gets Season 2 in November.
>ignoring that PS4 has had it for several days now
>hasn't fixed the momentincrime meme
>poz post in the OP
>gelbooru link in the OP

I'm going to the other thread.

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Mei players have no souls

What's the problem with eichenwald, its just another map. Layout seems pretty standard. Nothing risky or even creative.

>>153910394
Hey buddy I'm just copying the OP like it has been made. If you want to change it you can change it in the next thread.

I got my first natural legendary skin today, its for Mei. I had vowed after the 30th or so lootbox that I would make my first legendary skin into one of the hero's I use. Fuck, I hate Mei so much.

Any tips to not be super annoying with her. I always hate when I have her on my own team even.

>>153910470
if you weren't so focused on waifuposting, you'd have changed it

>>153910389
>Mei and Junkrat's OTP.
Wrong. __Mei__ x the trash is the superior ship.

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>stomping on shit enemy team
>zarya and tracer quad kill
>PoTG is their mercy rezzing all of them just before they get stomped on again

>>153910375
I fucking love it, attack or defense. All those tight corridors and choke points make it super fun to play reaper

Consistently been playing the best games I've ever had on that map

>>153910275
Watch people cry about her if she was buffed. So many ignorant people (butthurt genji mains) think she hardly has any counters

>>153910274
Waifu fags keep pushing up new thread creation to claim OP for their waifu.

Any way we can get mods to crack down on this shit before it gets completely out of hand?

>>153910434
You have to really fucking suck to lose on Defense. The first attack choke point is extremely easy to keep and control. Blizzard doesn't know how to make good FPS maps, the flow is always off. Even COD has better maps.

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Hana Song

FIRST FOR I WANT TO BREED SYMMETRA AND FUCK HER REGAL LEGS!

>>153910470
>not cleaning shit up and just leaving it there in your rush to get the first thread in

Sure thing buddy.

>>153910302 is the other thread, for those interested.

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amelie, my grand niece is gonna be staying over here at talon HQ from now on


try not to get too handsy with that British puta around the kid ok?

>>153910559
more like Hana DONG

>>153910492
you can drop your ice-wall by hitting the E key again. Good to know if you throw down a bad one.

>>153910548
I've played the map around 8 or so times and I've never not taken point A

>>153910516
Ever since S2 started 70% of PotGs are Mercy rezzes.

What the hell did they do to their algorithm?

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>>153910341

>>153910545
>>153910501
She's not my waifu you autistic faggots. I made a new thread before that other fetish faggot could make one. Why don't you go jerk off in the other thread for 5 hours until you can make the new one?

>>153910548
>thinking losing is always based on personal skill
>on defense side
>where teamwork is critical
It takes more than one person to win

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As an Indian female I'm actually so thrilled we finally have some representation in video games.

>>153910248

> just make blink and recall travel longer distances

Its like you understand nothing about the class.

>>153910576
>anybody interested in samefagging with me for 200 posts until my thread gets pruned?
I'll pass lmao

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>>153910516
Mercy should always get PotG

QUICK, WHAT EMOTE FOR ZARYA I AM GROWING STRONGER I NEED AN EMOTE

>>153910715
the laugh one


comedy gold

>>153910516

Was that shit on Hanamura?

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DAILY REMINDER ANA ISN'T GOOD
YOU ARE A WASTED SLOT
DON'T PLAY RANKED

>>153910667
>>153910667
>What kind of grip do you guys use?
>I experimented with all three for a bit, but I've just been naturally settling into fingertip at almost palm levels of closeness. Claw just feels awkward as hell.
I use a different grip because I have cerebral palsy. My grip is more like a classic "Eagle's Talon" or monkey's paw formation. It allows me to use the 2 hotkeys on my gaming mouse as a quick M1 or a ult

>>153910761
Ana works well on Eichenwalde Point A Def. I think the biggest issue with her is that she's never useful the entirety of the map she's on. If you lose Point A, she's not as good anymore

>>153910761
I've actually played with and seen some fantastic Anas on competitive and in tournaments. Maybe you're just shit and are trying to move the goalpost to the Ana.

>>153910761
How to fix Ana
>give her a LMG like a MG42 that does the same healing and damage but she can't scope in as far
>make the cooldown on her sleep dart 2 sec but make its duration 15 sec
>her ult now adds 500hp of shield on top of the boost it gives like Lucio's ult
>increase the AoE for her grenade by 30m
Does this make her more viable?

man fuck everyone who rages when i pick ana in comp

tfw u bomb ur placements and get stuck with ppl who ended s1 rank 50 when you ended rank 70 and they think they know anything

shes a better healer than these monkeys could ever comprehend

>>153910695
Holy shit this was so unbelievably satisfying to watch.

>>153910786
Palm grip but my fingers stop halfway up the button because I'm not a fucking neanderthal with big meaty digits

>>153910851
>>153910867
Ana is a garbo wasted toon slot and you should feel bad for being the designated team "healer" when all you do is piss health buffs into a sea of Junkrat grenades and Rein charges. Go nanoboost yourself off a cliff and stay the FUCK out of ranked. Thanks.

>>153910761
Ana that can aim, and aims on her allies is monster. There isn't much of those, but i would take them over any other support.

>>153910761
Anas that use scope = Bad
Anas that noscope = Good

You know an Ana is good when she's actually running around healing her team instead of sitting still trying to pick off enemies

Have I mentioned that I love Blizzard's ingenious placement system? It's literally perfect.

>playing second placement match
>we have a widowmaker that sucks on attack and decides to be widow on defense too
>widow leaves before the match is completed
>it counts as a loss

I can't decide if I should just keep falling for the meme and finish placements or uninstall and move on. Fuck this game.

>>153910956
Actually ana is a better widowmaker than a snipe when you think about it. She cant crit right? but she can do slag damage to enemies and stop them from healing themselves. Pretty nifty IMO

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Amélie Lacroix
Best Overqt

>>153910943
Her perk is the ability to heal and attack in big numbers without any switch at a cost of aim and reload. You can't shoot through teammates, but you don't need to put yourself in the line of fire. Zen can do that too, but his heals are slow.

The problem is when you've got your ana 5 feet away that can't aim.

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>>153910516
>>153910752
This exact scenario happened to me a few weeks ago. I was the Tracer.

>>153911003
Sounds like you need to git gud scrub. Maybe if you countered their widow your teammate wouldnt have to switch toons?

>>153911003
It's also great to be on team consisting mostly from former 50~, while the enemy was mostly 70~. It's ok though, they are all plat now, so it's totally balanced. Comp is fucking joke.

Just bought the game and I've been playing for a few hours. I noticed that a lot of Winston players say harambe a lot? Is this a OW meme or what? I don't know a lot about vidya sorry

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22.7689%

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>PEOPLE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST CAN NOW JOIN THE OTHER TEAM IF THEY GET A FREE SLOT FIRST


how would this affect your matches?

>>153910389
The dude is the more scantily clad one of the pair.

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>check up on a speed runner I used to watch and/or have in the background, he ran the jak games and a few others
>all he does is play overwatch now
>every day a :30-3:00 clip of overwatch
>streams overwatch often
>no speedruns to be found
>but he's actually really good at OW

I don't know how to feel

>>153910867
I played with an ana main and they were trash/brought the premade down with them
>>153910878
she needs to be removed but knowing blizz theyll overbuff her

>>153911194
Dicks out.

>>153910683
I'm sure there have been playable Indian female characters before now.

None come to mind right now except maybe, does Shantae count?

>>153910761
A good Ana is terrifying
A bad Ana (99% of Anas) is Hanzo tier

>>153911241
#JusticeRains4Harambe

>>153911217
I've done this in the past in quickplay.
I absolutley fuck my boys up as Genji and Pharah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa0vY1tvdHQ

I'm done until next week, fuck solo q

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>>153910683
Symettra is more of a Punjabi/Middle Eastern Indian than a Sansibar Banchode dialect castee

>>153911194
Harambe is the gorilla that got shot in the zoo because a nigglet fell into its pen and for a few brief minutes of his life the nigglet had a father figure.

Somehow, a dead rare silverback gorilla became a meme. I don't get it. I laugh, it's hilarious, but I don't get why.

Since Winston is a gorilla, he gets the harambe meme.

>>153910683
How many toilets have you shat in, in your life?
Do you even know what a toilet is?

>>153910275
if you watch high rank streamers or are high rank yourself you'd know everything people say about the meta is basically just guidelines

people say pharah is useless now and then get owned by a pharah etc

they're just heroes people avoid because technically this and technically that

>>153911296
even a mediocre/bad hanzo can occasionally kill people with luck shots, scatters and dragons


a bad ana just makes people hide every now and again to find health kits, if they have a lucio or mercy all they need is to just hide behind a corner for a couple seconds

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This is the proper way to treat a Widowmaker. You be a gentleman and wish her a good day or a friendly 'hello'.

Please be more respectful to my waifu from now on, okay /owg/?

>>153911383
>but I don't get why.

His name's funny.

gg ez
gg ez
gg ez
gg ez
gg ez

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>>153911386
>>153910683
P O O

>>153911379
>pregnant
looks like some weird inflation shit to me

On the topic of fetishes, what kind of non-vanilla fetishes have been catered to in overwatch art? I've seen inflation, pregnancy, vore (and anal vore at that) so far. I've yet to see something I'd like to like watersports

>>153911217
I'm getting matched against my friends every now and then, because the game is apparently dead. Don't even have that much friends. We just duke it out like any normal match, they usually don't even notice half of the time. Seems people spamming tab to check their stats, enemy levels, picks and whatnot are pretty rare in this game.

>>153910536
>genji mains complaining about pharah
since when? pharah is like junkrat in the sky. there's no reason to hate pharah more than any other hero

>>153911454
pls no toxic

>>153911454
>i am so insecure that acronyms on a game chat affect me on a personal level

>>153901454


Late, but mostly support followed by tanks. It's astounding to me how last season everyone I played with and against had basic coordination skills and knew not to trickle in. I'm having a hard time getting anything done because one game is with S1 rank 70+s and we win and the next is people who have no idea that a Mercy needs help against a diving Genji.

Ah well.

>>153911296
>A good Ana is terrifying

Ahahaha, my Ult is killing you! We are winning!

What's that sound? Where did all that health come from? Why's my life bar purple? Lucio! Lucio, why aren't your sick beats healing me? No. NO! This was supposed to be my POTG! NO!!!

>>153911440
this warms my heart

who died first

>>153910683
I'm an Indian female (woman) too. I didn't think another one like me would browse /owg/! Symettra is not my favorite character, I appreciate the representation Blizzard is giving us but her face is too ugly like a dog. Mercy and Pharah are beautiful why can't she look like them?

>>153911507
Watersports is fucking degenerate.

I've seen a decent amounr of lactation, feet, and incest not nearly enough though

>>153911570
>female (woman)

what did he mean by this

I am a female robot and am very offended at the lack of diversity in Overwatch's cast

>>153911383
I feel like its because of humanity's relationship with gorillas. Most fictional Gorillas are usually intelligent, like Grodd and Solovar from DC. Even the real ones like Koko.

That, along with the debate of whether he was helping the idiot made everyone think. And thus an epin maymay was born.

>>153911570
>female (woman)
as opposed to male women?

show ur brown boipussi

Looking at the number of characters for each role I am really inclined to think that Sombra is just a new game mode and the real next character is going to be a Tank that comes with the new mode.

Possibly Doomfist as a new melee tank who acts as a mix of Reinhardt,Roadhog and Winston.
I personally hate women and I don't want another female character in the game.

>>153911570
Too pointed? Is it her head gear?

>>153911570
It's not her face, it's her jaw. That being said, she is extremely pretty nonetheless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6E4CwH2X6c
MY DICK IS WET

>>153911556
I don't know. I stole the gif from /g/

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>>153911440
Why is Amelie's hello animation so cute?

>>153911637
>Watersports is fucking degenerate.
don't talk about my fetish like that!

I agree though, there needs to be more. All fetishfags deserve to have their waifus drawn doing their favourite fetish

Russet is the best S76 skin

>>153911638
>>153911665
I am a woman not a girl if that makes sense.

>>153911670
>>153911680
I love Symettra! Don't get me wrong. It's just that Blizzard obviously made her less beautiful than the other girls on purpose. Her jaw makes her look like a man which Indian females DO NOT look like. Indian women are renowned worldwide for their beauty and elegance.

>>153911760
>tfw if someone did it with my fetish it would look like a 10 year old drew because they more than likely did

>>153911760
>tfw little to no Pharah footstuff
>the only lactation I've come across is Mercy
Meanwhile there is fucking heaps of futa shit.

It's just not fair

>>153911545
Blizzard certainly is.

>>153911867
Could you pretend to be a cute indian woman on my dick anon?

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>>153911440
What if you do everything right and she still wants to blow your head off?

>>153910614
Or you could do us a favor and don't try to help.

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What's the most populated rank this season? Gold?

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>>153911217
Happened once when I joined as backfill. I went Rein, he was Roadhog, and I pinned him against a wall while he begged for mercy in TS, then we bantered while playing against one another for the rest of the match. Was fun.

>>153911878
What's your fetish anon? Don't be shy

>>153911892
>tfw no peeing Pharah
Also, I've seen some lactation involving Ana and Mei. You should be able to find them on gelbooru somewhere

>>153911867
>I am a woman not a girl

what did he mean by this?

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>>153910613

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I actually like Symm more than say Pharah. It has prolly something to do with my femdom fetish and the combination of her stern look and her lines, but still. Pharah seems like stuck up muh justice boring type. D.Va is best though.

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>>153912113
Underrated post.

>>153912067
Platinum most likely, I bet most people lanced there as they did in 50s in season 1.

>>153912080
feederism, I believe that at least 40% of people who have this fetish have actual aspergers

>>153911518
>pharah is like junkrat in the sky
If junkrat was even close to being a situational pick
>no reason to hate her more than any other hero
tell that to everyone who rages about people picking her and the people qq whenever I say she needs buffing/adjustments to make her more viable in competitive

> teammate and I are tied in rank, literally exactly the same
> I'm playing zen he's playing Zarya
> we lose
> he loses 13 and I lose 34

What the actual fuck? As a support why the fuck should I lose over DOUBLE the amount of my teammates? What can I do, support harder? Not gonna lie, pretty triggered right now

>>153912213
gg ez

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>>153912193
>Pharah will never get 225HP, 125 of which are armor

>>153912174
It could be worse, anon

>>153912213
He put more effort in

I need 2 more people to do my ranks with. Add me? I'm on the NA server, PC. Calbeans#1998
is what they call me.

>>153912080
>What's your fetish anon? Don't be shy
Scat, farting,
prolapses, futanari (basic definition NO NEWHALF, I'm hetero), diaper/age play, and inflation/feeder/feedee

>>153912124
Pharah is best
>strong
>dedicated
>protective
>fit

Plus, you probably get to hang and awkwardly flirt with Granny Amari

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>>153912116

>>153912279
Fuck you for putting that idea in my head man. I won't be able to stop dreaming of that happening now

>Do placements and go 6-4
>2767 skill rating

Could have been much worse it's a step down from 69 last season where did you guys get placed?

>>153912279
I'd rather she got 50 shields. 225 hp @ 125 armor would mean she'd have less actual health than Tracer, which seems odd for a battle-hardened military veteran.

>All these Hanzos

He was a mistake

>>153912281
it'd be nice to have some art though
I'd just like it to not look like sonichu

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this was amusing

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>people complaining about under represented fetishes

>criminal lack of straight consensual sex in the missionary position between adults wed under the blessing of our lord

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>>153912436
>being straight
>2016

>>153912319
>Scat, farting,
>prolapses, futanari (basic definition NO NEWHALF, I'm hetero), diaper/age play, and inflation/feeder/feedee
Needless to be said, there's a shitload of Futa out there. I also think there's some diaper/age play stuff
>>153912410
We're in the same boat. And I don't want to "commission" something from an artist either. All we can do is wait

http://amomentincrime.com/

so close

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>>153912436
MODS

>>153912436
Will Blizzard ever officially acknowledge a romantic connection between two heroes?

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I finally did it, a POTG with every hero.

How many characters have you gotten a POTG with /owg/?

>>153912436
Now THAT is lewd

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6W 2L today

Feels good, I climbed over 200 rank with a friend and 3000 is within grasp. How's your ranked gains going Anon?

>>153912502
Genji and Hanzo. it's confirmed that they are step brothers (so it's not incestual) but they are 110% the homosexual Overwatch teammembers Blizz mentioned at E3.

>>153912502
Yes, but probably not anytime soon.

>>153911867
And Hairyness

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>>153912568
>hey are 110% the homosexual Overwatch teammembers Blizz mentioned at E3

It's Lucio, stop making up stupid fanfiction bullshit.

How is it that almost 50% of the playerbase is in platinum?

>>153912568
>both his sons being faggots

>this kills shimada otousan

>doing placement matches
>6 wins, 3 loss, 1 draw
>one loss was due to someone who fucking left, even though we had a lead on the other team
>another loss was due to my team absolutely shitting the bed and refusing to group up and play like a team
I'll take one of the losses, but the other two were fucking horseshit considering we were winning the majority of those games. Why the fuck doesn't Blizzard fix the leaving system? I'm so tired of getting punished for no fucking reason.
tfw rank 2455

>>153912537
>Ana POTG

Tell me how

>>153912568
This level of retardation is too severe, we're going to have to put it down.

>>153912374
Went 4-5-1, placed 2600. Was 68. Can't say i'm happy, especially since i already managed to drop 100 points because former rank 50 with stupid picks everywhere. But sure, me ooga.

>>153912537
Did you get them play against A.I.? If so, those don't count.

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>>153911570
Remember they found her in the slums. She's lower caste, she's not some carefully-bred light-skinned super rich Bollywood celebrity. But she's still lovely, and she's good as a role model because even though her facial features aren't perfect by today's popular standards, she's still fit, she still dresses impeccably and takes care of herself, and you can see it. She's also extremely autistic, so I would have expected her face to look a bit deformed, but it's not. She looks like an above average girl you'd see on the street irl, only hotter because she dresses nice.

Mercy's face kind of looks weird when she does any kind of expression other than smiling with her mouth closed, and Zarya, Tracer and D.Va all have boy faces, they don't even compare to Symmetra's. And Mei just looks too fat to be attractive to anyone without an inflation fetish.

The only legit hotties that beat her out are probably Widow and Pharah, where Pharah got her looks from her mother. And I think the eye tattoo makes her look exotic and extra attractive. Plus that Egyptian eyeliner, it's hard to beat that.

Widow...she's not even human anymore. Her blueberrieness and outfit makes her look the most exotic and seductive out of everyone. She's practically an Asari from Mass Erect, or that Fox girl succubus from League of Legends. She's a semen demon, Everyone wants to sleep with the sluttily-dressed blue girl and listen to her highly sexual French accent.

Symmetra isn't a walking sex goddess, and she doesn't try to be, nor should she. Although as an Indian she should be highly skilled in the art of the Kama Sutra.

>>153912374
Was rank 68 last season placed 2700 this season

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>>153912701
time to smash

>>153912685
What do you mean it doesn't count? I took the screencaps and it looks the same retard. Faggot.

>payload inches away from throne
>spot near-death Lucio
>Junkrat launches me in air
>only two rounds left and then I'm vulnerable
>DIIE! DIIE! DIIE!

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>>153912348
>Pharah won't get any buffs until they're done fixing active meta (lol) and defense heroes

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>>153912761
fuck wrong pic

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>people still play against AI

I forgot the feature even existed honestly

Tracer needs 175 hp

>>153912782
It's easy to get POTG playing aganist A.I.
Simply because A.I. are predictable and useless group up together for an easy multi-kill.

>>153912562
People use Patreon for non lewds?

>Right on the cusp of getting into Diamond after placements
>Lose 5 games in a row because of people's terrible hero picks or unable to kill anyone.
>They're all SR low 50s or lower

????????

Found some lost audio files in the game, what do you make of them?

>Genji: I want you to cum inside me every day, Onii-chan!~
>Hanzo: W-what if you get pregnant?
>Genji: fuufuu~ If that happens then you'll just have to marry me Onii-chan.

>>153912860
I guess some people are just that desperate for a win.

>>153912889
its not easy its guaranteed.
especially if youre the only human in the match.

the game will literally give you a POTG for standing still

>>153912889
and group up*
I think I need to go to sleep.

I still enjoy this game but hate the comp format. I can guess the outcome of a match with 90% accuracy and once I do, the game becomes a chore to reach the inevitable. It's suffering.

I'll stick to qp and maybe touch comp when the reward tiers get posted.

>>153912661
Feelgood system

>>153912889
How does that make my POTG webm montage any less valuable?

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>>153910275

Really? I'm diamond and bordering on master, I wipe the enemy team frequently without much trouble from 'hard counters'.

>>153912562
Lost over 200 points because I decided to solo at 8am in Australia. Regrets

>>153911012
>Slag

Damn, Borderlands was a good time. Shame collect-a-thons get boring when you get to engame. Doesn't help that finishing single player games makes me feel sad and empty nowadays.

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give me all the overwatch comics please
all of them

I keep playing friends in ranked

DEAD GAME

>>153913102
>>153913102
>Doesn't help that finishing single player games makes me feel sad and empty nowadays.

I remembered the first time I felt this while soloing story mode in Borderlands 2 for the third time.

>Be high diamond, close to master
>Get a random pharah
>Only ults once the entire game and refuses to switch against a mccree that can aim

how are these people this high

>>153913070
Are you ever able to solo carry as Pharah? If I have above 60% kill participation as Pharah or above 30% damage done as Pharah, it's a definite loss

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>>153911221
Jak 2?

And I totally feel you anon i've recently been getting into watching speedrunning and it's super entertaining. Hard to explain to people how though.

im going to fuck junkrat

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>>153913123

>>153913070
Proof

I will never fail to wipe a Pharah from the sky in my masters games, except if shes out of range and has a pocket mercy

>>153913032
Because if you played against A.I., then it isn't that amazing that you have all POTG with all characters. Now, if you did in QP or Comp, where playing against people are less predictable, it'd be more commendable.

>>153912843
Meta is meta because the other characters are just legitimately worse. The key to fixing the meta is making more characters viable

>>153913207
That would take too long, A.I. is not that easy, I put them on medium and didn't have a team. Headshot only too. So again how does this make it any less valuable than a QP/comp POTF? Just because you think it is doesn't mea nit is. I want proof.

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>>153913123
here's 1

>>153912374
got placed at around 2100, stuck there for a while and then randomly climbed 700 SR today alone

I think it's because I'm secretly a Grand Master but the system is trying to keep me down

>ult as zarya with their rein's shield broken
>team doesn't follow up

:(

>>153913196
Any idea who's the artist?

>>153913198
I'm op of the post he is responding to and I too want to see this.

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>>153911198
>22.8221%

>>153911217
0 friends, so yeah.

>>153913292
John Persons

Are there any qt girl pro Overwatch players/streamers? Or is the pro scene another sausage fest yet again? I don't know how you guys can handle all the shitty memes/attitude and nerd drama from these dudes. At least if they were qt girls like D.Va it could be cute/endearing to watch. But watching unfit male college kids/teenagers play a game and throw toxic at each other is not fun to watch.

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TWENTY THREE PERCENT SOON

http://amomentincrime.com/

>>153913346
If only.

>>153913269
>That would take too long
So you're admitting that getting all POTGs in QP or Comp is too much work? Case in point.

Hey you guys, any tips on get'n gud at Zarya? I've been told that if one masters her she can be a handful in both QP and comp play.

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Casual here. What can I do to get better skill wise on a remote? Like when I see my brother play he can make swiss cheese out of a map through sheer dexterity. Me on the other hand..

>>153913380
So there's people still caring about this? I'm done with the whole ARG thing, I'll try the new character on PTR when it's released.

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>>153913156
No fucking clue why it's like this for me man. It started happening a few years after i finished RE4 for the 3rd time. Story driven games kinda lost their spark, uncharted 2 makes me emotional.

Now the only way i can have a connection to video games is being a shitter in multiplayer games.

>>153913123
What's the story behind this comic? Does it have something to do with McCree being in Blackwatch?

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Why is scattershot a thing

>Play Tracer
>Other team goes double winston just to counter you

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>>153913512
mccree is an ex-criminal so I'm assuming that's why they don't trust him in that

>>153913435
Lern2bait: don't put on your bubble instantly, wait till they start firing
Have secondary bubble on CD, put it on your teammates under fire. You can use it to save people from rein's charge and such.
Master the range of M1, and get good with M2.
Don't ult by yourself, consult your team (especially your tracer/hanzo). Your ult can be used as bait too, so if you catch the enemy zen during their final push, he either wastes his ult or dies. Either way, you win.

>>153910761

>mfw 10k+ healing every match
>mfw 5-6 nanoboosts in every match
>hurr durr Ana is a bad character!

Just learn to play her, she has three stars of dificulty for a reason.

>>153913514
I love getting random 100 elims while shooting scatter arrows at peoples feet and in corridors blindly.

>>153913514
Because Hanzo isnt cancerous enough

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>>153912761
>D. Va and Tracer have boy face
>but Symmetra doesn't

Symmetra looks exactly like one indian dude I know. They made an indian dude then called it a girl and added tits and thighs.

Symmetra has a manlier face than Zarya.

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>>153913514

How else would Hanzo get his sick no aims

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>>153913123
a classic

WHats up with the auto words? it feels like I am playing against robots.

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>>153913185
B-but anon, I love him too, what about me?

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>>153913518
>Play Genji
>Other team instalocks Hog/Winston/Mei/Mirror Genji

I just wanna be rim your mercy man. Leave me be.

>>153911194

It's just another normie meme that you see posted literally anywhere, from youtube comments to facebook and twitch. It's shit.

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>>153913123
the best one incoming

>>153913632
I love getting shotgunned by a sniper

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>>153913123

thus far I've got one draw, two wins and one loss in comp
what about you fellow anons?

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>>153913123

>widowmaker will never fart on your face

>>153913764
then they found zenyatta's "corpse" the following day

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>>153913778
I will fart on your face and you can call me Widowmaker. I even have an anatomically correct suit of hers I spent 14k on (thank you loot boxes) if you want me to wear it.

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official overwatch general shipping chart coming through

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>>153913830
>like stealing candy from a baby
that there hasn't been art of Widowmaker doing that is beyond me
she seems the perfect candidate for such an action
>Junkrat and Widowmaker; the candy-stealers
>bullying Mei and hana
>try to take down that annoying Tracer
>bully friends (and those two other bad guys)

>>153913950
symmetra and her asshole are mine

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Some of you guys are alright

Don't come to Watchpoint Gibraltar tomorrow

>>153913950
original image?

>>153913982
>there will never be a REAL competitive mode with friendly fire turned on

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>>153913950
>mei and bastion

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>>153910375
It's rigged as fuck for the defender side but it's still fun none the less because of the nonstop balls to the wall action. Fun times.

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>>153914086
>teams routinely get killed by their own junkrats' panic airbag
>then another person dies because they ran over total mayhem

>>153913175

It's either our trashmouse, reaper or soldier: 69. If we have a Zarya it is usually me.

>>153913198

As what hero?

>>153914154
>there are reaper players that back away from tanks

>Have several fun matches for once
>FINDING A MORE BALANCED GAME
>every single match since has been hell on earth

Why do I even play this. Blizzard obviously doesn't want me to.

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>>153914085
nvm found it

>>153914154
The source cartoon is The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. A grim kids show from the early 2000s based on the Brothers Grimm fairy tales. Billy and Mandy are just your not-so-average children when they meet a chance with fate and win the very soul of the Grim Reaper himself. This series covers the titular 3 characters on their misadventures through otherwordly and supernatural events.

>>153914086
That would be a fucking amazing brawl. I really hope they throw a brawl in that just a regular game with friendly fire on.

>be frustrated about getting shit mmr
>find people who are good and also placed lower than they were last season
>win 8 games in a row

lol ez

>>153914290
only an uneducated caveman doesnt recognize billy and mandy

>>153914235
>teams would be busier killing their hanzo intalocker than the enemy team

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>>153912661
>>153912163
Fug, came here to see if plat was good, but guess it's just above average, or just average. Oh well, still happy.

>>153914217
you just need to be very aggressive on the attacking side
>I am always so surprised when the enemy team has no chill
>they just rush in and hammer down everyone
>and you're playing support and scream at your team to stop dying like flies

>>153913673
please respond

>>153914370
>thanks!

>>153914370
>Hello!

HOW MANY GENJI NERFS WILL IT TAKE TO KEEP THE FAGGOT FROM BEING IN EVERY SINGLE GAME

>>153914370
>G'day cobber!

>>153914489
>spelling aho ga ahuga

filty dumb memer scum

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Do people really invite others to groups just to harass them

>>153914320
It's not even average, anon. ANYONE can end up in platinum because placements mechanic is fucked. Got lucky with teams carrying your useless Hanzo/Junkrat ass? Go to plat. You're actually decently skilled and carried many of your teams to victory, but couldn't do it in some games? Go to plat.

The game should place you based on your KDR, medals and achievements that the game is already tracking without anyone really realizing, like your accuracy, shotdowns of enemy ults, saving teammates. Not how many games you got lucky to win.

>>153914529
post cutie voice

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>>153914482
He's not even a problem
git gud

>>153914370
My ultimate (Go fuck yourself ) is 90% ready

>>153914529
Take comfort in knowing you deserve it

>>153914547
Of course he isn't, genji main

>>153914529
That was me and my buddy. Just wanted you to know we didn't forget what you did in /wowg/. We never forgive, and we never forget.

>>153914370
>My ultimate (Graviton Surge) is 99% charged!

>>153914539
>you're actually decently skilled and carried many of your teams to victory, but couldn't do it in some games? Go to plat.

That actually sounds normal though. You're not always going to get allies on par with you and I may not be as good as my allies either. That's just how team games are.

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>>153914526

>>153914316
It took me 2 weeks to get the source name for that show from that comic. Thanks to r/Overwatch. You idiots didn't want to "spoonfeed" me

>>153914669
>mfw browse /u/

>grown men pretending to be lesbians

>>153914629
I aint a Genji main but he's fairly balanced now.

>>153914734
True
It gets pretty cringy sometimes, I just go there for the porn though so I don't care

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>>153914586
I guess so

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>Missing a tank on team
>Teammate picks Roadhog

>>153914629
I only have 12 minutes with him

>lijiang tower
>play mercy
>win 2 rounds looks like gg ez
>one of our players leave
>get our shit kicked for two rounds
>only won 2 placement matches out of 8
>"oh god i dont want to be in elo hell like last season"
>switch to tracer
>go 24-6 in one round
>carry the team to victory
I'm pumped boys, nothing better than carrying your team to victory

>>153913950
>please dont

I'll fuck Winston and you can't stop me

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>tfw you're waiting for worthwhile information about Sombra and you just see that amomentincrime is going to tick to 23% in just a bit

>>153914482
He need to be a different character, he is the biggest weeb bait possible. Replace him with a generic western dude/girl and you're set.

>>153914653
Why is your initial rank in solo Q should be based on how lucky you are with team mates? If you're Zarya who is constantly pushing the payload and tries to stick with the group and gets all 4 gold medals by the end of the game, why do you deserve to get shit rating because your team mates are braindead morons who couldn't do anything?
Team game or no, unless you play in full stack wins or losses shouldn't matter when judjing your skill level.

>>153914787
They got you aimbotting on video? You're done, scrub. Go leech in another geberal you vile cunt.

>>153914853
just accept it, blizz has gone full adventure time with sombra


ie, they already had plans on something else but they cant help but keep alluding to other shit to fuel the fandom flames. and now theyre stuck to whatever shit theyve pushed and are now desperately trying to come up with how they can steer the sombra thing back into their original plans.

>>153914239
McCree, nothing else can

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Am confuse

>>153914943
>>153914853
I don't care about Sombra anymore.

>>153914734
Pretty sure about 1/3 of /u/ are women

>>153914960
Someone leave early enough to have it quit?

brawl idea

pyro dodgeball: genji only reflect edition

>>153914301
match making favors groups big time as well friend

groups are always put against full solo q'd teams for some reason

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>>153914926
I didn't do anything of the sort
They just thought it because I could land headshots on non moving tanks and dash around I guess

So apparently amomentincrime reaches 23% in one hour and 35 mins, for those who are interested

>>153914985
OK.mov

>>153915107
Just leave the group and report him, jesus fuck no one cares about your blog

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>>153914529
>>153914787
>>153915107
>>153914636

Let's just say you're both retarded and leave it there. Jesus fucking christ /owg/ isn't a goddamn blog

>inviting people to a group just to try starting shit
>"we never forgive, we never forget"
>posting chat logs and blog posting about you being bullied
>actually giving a shit in the first place

fuck off

Just had the best game ever as LuceDog. dat alt fire on Ilios goodness. Fuck I love him sometimes.

>be lv6
>team is mostly high levels so we're stacked against the opposing
>they're talking on voice
>they notice my name and start laughing
>get Epic commends

>>153915110
And? Does that mean anything besides it being the umpteenth "hype" shit about Sombra that doesn't mean jack?

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>22.8980%
BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT

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>>153915186
Luci is fun. Also there's no better feeling than bouncing around the pillars on illios ruins, higher than pharah and harder to hit.

Healing people comes second to jet set radio

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>>153915263
>R0VUIFJFQURZ

Hanzo should have reverse damage falloff
50/65/90/100% damage on 10/20/30/40m

is diamond top 10% again or are all the ranks still jumbled and shit?

>>153915398

platinum is top 10%

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>>153909953
What the sam shit is this?

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>>153915398
>tfw diamond

AHAHAHAHAHA WHO /DIAMOND / HERE?!?!

>>153914943
I definitely get it. Due to blizzard just fucking with us, Im just paying attention for two things Sombra related right now: 23% and 100% on amomentincrime. Blizzard will most likely add some other bs at 23 and 100 and just release Sombra next year. I just feel bad for those playing the ARG

>>153915256
No one is forcing you to engage with me or the ARG and good for you for not caring about Sombra and the arg, such wonderful input you put into this conversation

>total games played removed
>begin losing 5 times as much

Force 50 overdrive. Let's roll.

>>153915453
i am diamond, that's why i was asking

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>>153915436
Why are people drawing Sombra wearing a mask and as organic now?

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>>153915449
It changes hats when I click on it.

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>>153912685
No they are all from real games, for some reason the queues for AI games are almost 5 minutes for me, so why bother when I can get them easily enough in real games.

>>153912680
Nothing special really. It was easier getting POTG with Ana than with Widowmaker, hitting anything with widow feels like a god damn chore.

>>153915507
Mask bc the skull image that's all over the place and organic due to the theory that the girl from the soldier 76 short is Sombra

Lucio wallriding trick maps when? Will blizzard ever let custom maps be a thing? Will there ever be a server browser?

I hate not knowing

>>153914529
You're not the real imouto you faker! The real imouto has prestiged once

>>153915507
It's a simple design easily recognized as Sombra based on what little we know
That's about it, until we have a concrete design for her, it's just visual shorthand for "Sombra"

>>153915449
educate yourself:
http://wow.gamepedia.com/Crabby

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>23%fags about to be CTFO

>>153915540
>>153915584
We better get an omnic. Not sure why the little girl would suddenly turn to a life of crime.

>>153915615
That's what they said about the 23rd
Something's gonna happen, not necessarily a release or anything

>>153914948

For a moment I thought you we're going to say Widow or Hanzo,

Admittedly, McCree is the only hero that can sometime be a hindrance. Other than that, flying the friendly skies.

>>153915615
When is blizzcon again?

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>zenyatta has a buff robot girl fetish

>he keeps images of sexy assembly units flexing their stuff

>genji had accidentally discovered the stash while cleaning one day

>he now has confusing feelings when watching "how its made" documentaries

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>>153915662
I'm personally in the Omnic camp too, it would take a dozen ass pulls for it to make sense why Alejandra started working with Talon

I'd also be fine if she's just a random woman too.

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>>153915615
No, you're probably right. We know nothing other than 23 is a number prevalent with Sombra so it reaching that percentage is something to watch for some. In the end, it's something to look forward since many enjoy the back stories of the characters and there is little information about the lore and history of these characters. It'll probably be nothing but what can you do? Just do something else until it gets to 23%, see if anything happens, if not, continue on with life

>>153915739
just look at this slut spreading open like pro

Let me see if I've got the winning formula down:
3 or more squishy units: Roadhog
Symmetra is being an asshole: Winston
They have a lot of big people: Reaper or Tracer
Map has a chokepoint: Junkrat
They're abusing the chokepoint: Ana, D.va, or Zarya
None of the above: Genji or Mccree