>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
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[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>go to 4chan.org/vg/csgo
>Not Found
>D I G N I G G E R S
So I spent half a year watching anime to prepare myself for climbing my way to GE in MM. Are there any changea to the game that I should be aware of?
>>153838868
>new weapon sounds for most weapons.
>hitbox/netcode fuckup in last patch giving rise to the "csgo'd" meme -- hitboxes now are unusable causing many pros to complain and quit the game
>AK and M4 reduced recovery time to allow for more tap tap
>new skins & knives
>prime accounts now active: made things better for a while but still 25-30% cheaters/Aimware in most games
etc.
>yet another thread without the discord on the OP
test
>>153839589
Put the discord link and I'll include it in the next OP.
>>153840435
https://discord.gg/DfCQZ
>>153840547
Thanks.
post csgo memes
nth for our guy
>>153842789
>The magnum ghost
this guy fucks
>>153842789
what am i looking at
>>153842974
india's best 1.6 pros
>tfw no one to play with
>tfw no one to get carried by you
>tfw no one to carry you when your brain is fried from 6 hours of csgo
i just want some fucking comradery and im sick of shitheads pissing me off
>>153843559
post id cutie ^-^
>>153843674
im on na east servers
are there any souvenir skines with ibp stickers on them?
>banned from northerntwitch chat.
>not even a warning
i guess its okay for people to spam garbage and say racist remarks but not okay to talk about cumming inside marissa robertos vagina
>>153844443
yes katowice 2014 had its own foil stickers for souvenirs
check this out
>>153847403
double dubs?
t-t-trips?
PogChamp
>>153847510
stfu
I have a shitton of 5 cents skins, what to do?
>>153847849
give them to me
>>153847801
what the fr*ck man why would you say something like thag
>>153847915
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153847915
fuck off rrrrr
>>153848004
please watch your language, thank you!
>>153848216
excuse me but who is that? and can you please tone down the swears, thanks!
>>153848319
dont tell me what to do motherFUCKER!!!!
tfw youll never watch marissa roberto get BLACKED
>>153848402
this fucking bitch
>>153848402
>tfw you will never fika her
I have played and followed CS since it ever was created and later released. That's over 10 years now.
CS has never been as big in terms of events, prize pools, and coverage as it is today.
But still I see the same fucking thing occurring again and again. Year after year, month after month, week after week, day after day, event after event, match after match.
Matches are rarely starting on time. Well then you can say: "Ehm, why are you so mad, it is only 5 minutes here and there, please calm your tits"
First of all, yes sometimes it is 5 minutes and other times it is delayed with hours. Secondly, try to do the math. If I wait 5 minutes longer for every match to begin over 500 matches it goes like this. 5 minutes * 500 times = 2500 minutes, And according to my little friend here, it is 41 hours and 40 minutes
That is being nice, that's only 5 minutes, rarely the wait time is that short. But from that example alone I am literally nearly waiting 2 fucking days of my life on matches to even begin. That in itself is ridiculous.
>>153848216
thats not me dude wtf
also rude
>finally hit supreme
took me long enough
HOLY BALONEY CSGOG
YOU JUST FOUND YOURSELF IN SOLO QUEUE AT DUST 2, AS A CT
IT IS PISTOL ROUND
SOME RUSSIAN GUY IS SAYING CYKA BLYAT OR SOME SHIT
>WHAT DO YOU BUY
>WHERE DO YOU GO
>FAVORITE ANIME
>>153850540
>kit + smoke
>smoke mid and rush b-low
>aku no hana
>>153850494
>still silver elite after 1000 ingame hours and 250 wins
help me lads
find friends who are good.
>>153850896
sure come over
/id/SupremeCrispy
>>153843770
im in the west lets play cent
post id
Post songs to deathmatch to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-gUV4UKWHA
it's 2016 and the majority of players/observers still think you can't cheat on LAN
>>153851402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmjpp0_6kb0
>>153850540
>kevlar
>gamehelper
>jinrui was suitaishimashita
>>153850540
>WHAT DO YOU BUY
armor
>WHERE DO YOU GO
long
>FAVORITE ANIME
nichijou
>>153850540
>kit
>follow the russian guy
>cowboy bebop
>>153850540
>armor
>b close
>which ever one you want to watch c:
>>153850540
>Kevlar and Helmet
>lower tuns behind right corner
>Aku no Hana
>>153852285
>pistol round
>helmet
found the silver guy
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
>>153850896
buy aimware
>>153852442
BAD BOYS FOR LIFE
>>153850896
buy cheats
aimware itself is a meme though, you'll get vac banned
>>153853408
>you'll get vac banned
Do you really though? seems to be working fine for most people.
>>153853408
I use aimware and no vac on any account????
>>153853905
>>153853928
it's had several issues with detection in the past, just a few months ago they had a bunch of bans for aimware users
give me your opinions of these guns and why/how to use them
Galil/famas
czed
nova/auto shotty
ssg/aug
im trying to include more guns in my games but i dont know why id ever buy these guns
>>153854073
but I survived the past 8 vac waves??????
>>153854101
worthless/slightly better than worthless
use only if ur forcing and want nades
very powerful but needs finesse
great in only certain positions
xm is really good
useless
*surfs*
>>153854157
if you just want to rage in casual i'm sure it's fine but it's pretty low quality and insecure so why not just use something else
>>153854349
ok dude have fun with your high-minded xD
>>153854101
Famas is very good. Galil is not.
CZ requires a hell lot of training.
Nova is actually pretty good after you get the hang of it. The autoshotty is way too expensive, but if you can fancy yourself and get back most of the money, it's ok I guess.
>ssg
Are you talking about the scout? Because she's a beast.
If you're talking about the cod like gun on t side, it is way too expensive. Buy it when you know your team is going to rush somewhere, and stay behind covering them with the scope.
The aug is pretty good to hold mid on d2 on rounds where you know the enemy doesn't have an awp, to exemplify.
>>153854073
Problem with Aimware is they're too big for VAC not to be fairly close at their heels.
But they still do have a fairly active community so they can't be that bad. Most people use Aimware of throwaway accounts.
>>153854101
>Galil
it look rly cool on bhop vids and more bullets
>famas
it has the clicky thing when u right click like the glock and burst fire like the glock too and and you click their heads with it and they die
>czed
it sounds like a smg so u can scare ur enemies cuz theyll think u have a p90 so theyll hide and u prefire them with ur walls
>nova/auto shotty
when u kill someone u get 900 gold so if you ace against eco then ou have awp and u win game
>ssg
if u jump u can click their heads and they die x_x
>aug
akihabara accept looks kakkoii sugoii desu ^--^'
>>153854101
>im trying to include more guns in my games but i dont know why id ever buy these guns
why? AK/M4, awp, p250/tec9/fiveseven, default pistols, ump. Just use these.
>>153854523
>If you're talking about the cod like gun on t side, it is way too expensive. Buy it when you know your team is going to rush somewhere, and stay behind covering them with the scope.
if you ever see one of these on the ground as a CT, for the love of god take it. It's powerful as fuck for holding angles.
i also sometimes pick up the m4a1 as a T if im baiting my team and waiting for pushes.
>>153854101
>Galil/famas
galil is ok at close range and for spraying/holding big pushes because of the huge magazine
famas is really good for the price and you can buy it if you need dosh for nades
>czed
super good, just can't be used too aggressively
>nova/auto shotty
nova is fine for forcing on ct if you have a good spot, auto shotgun is ok as a smg/rifle replacement for antiecos etc.
>ssg/aug
i assume you meant sg/krieg not the ssg/scout but it's better than the ak technically, very accurate
aug sucks dick though, never a reason to buy it
our boys getting smashed by the favela monkies
is it time to worry?
>>153856120
how much time is it going to take before some hero runs into a lan and shoots all the brs in real life
>>153854101
>galil
no
>famas
better than m4
>cz
good for unexpected rushes but 5.7 is the best gun in the game
>nova
close corners with triggerbot
>ssg
better than all the rifles
try getting used to the ssg its godlike and it gets people salty cause its a cod gun
Any one else enjoy being toxic on the mic? I often queue solo and try to get people to pull off starts beyond "lol rush a site" or "lol A split"
I try to explain to people you need to spread out over the map so you don't get pinched, how to flank when you have people brushed back from entering a site, and the importance of mid control, and all they do is rush b on cache, die, then bitch at me for not getting a 4k ace, and complain that I was watching our back, when I was right and as soon as they realized it was a b push their mid guy circled through garage and ripped into us.
I wish I could get past SEM but my aim is so fucking terrible. I'm fine with playing silver but I at least want to play with halfway intelligent people.
>>153858416
they never really get more intelligent desu
least not until post-MGs
>>153855378
Kys.
>>153858416
It's hard playing CS:GO having an IQ of 140
Always running into subhuman redditors not knowing how to play the game
>hues already cheating
reply if you are surprised
why is immortals trying to cheat
>>153850540
I go where the russian told me to go since I can understand them abit.
Monogatari Series
>>153860436
>subhuman redditors
lol
>>153858416
But yeah, I'll tell these kids they are being idiots when they buy fucking Bizons then they laugh at me when they get a 3k cause the other team lines up for them.
It also doesn't help that I need a good half hour to warm-up to be able to aim properly, and my friends always want yo jump right in. They also buy Novas and UMPs in late game. THEN refuse t buy me, then demand I buy the retarded 12 year old an AWP because I actually got frags and won rounds instead if dropping money on UMPs every round and going up against AWPs on outsode or long.
I say so much toxic shit on the Mic and in chat, I will disconnect and abandon after two rounds when I realize the players are shit. I write out elaborate sex fantasies about the mother of the other teams AWP player into public chat every tie I get picked by him because my team are pussies who only want to rush (great fucking combination) and cannot coordinate for shit even to do smokes for a long A dust 2 take for example. I cannot corner smoke AND smoke cross for example, I can only carry one fucking smoke. And I try to tell them this and instead they just shrug, rush b, and get raped in the tunnels, dick around taking potshots and all get take out by the mid ct player who literally walks up the stairs and one taps every one of these oblivious faggots.
I know I sound like a cancerous 17 year old but I'm turning 22 this week. That's the saddest part.
>>153860436
I'll bet it's hell.
What keeps,me,playing,CSGO instead of getting bored of it like,other shooters, is the intellectual satisfaction in it. But when you,play with people,who don't,even try to learn the strategies and conxepts, you're stuck theoryxrafting or discussing it with your friend who whines about the AWP being overpowered.
>>153860436
>subhuman
>redditors
Don't have to be redundant.
did everyone just give up and go home or something? great tournament
>>153862494
Playing CS GO is a way to enlarge my digital penis.
Yes.
I only do it for my ego.
Nothing else.
i fucking hate these filthy brs.
There is always controversy.
>>153862791
What happen
>>153863690
They were listening to casters to read c9 mid game (not using the noise canceling headset)
>>153864046
That's not very nice
i want a sausage AND a burrito for lunch
https://twitter.com/stunna/status/772533095459356672
lmao faggot brs get called out cheating and suddenly suck dick
wtf do they not know how to rotate c9 had no map control
>brs getiting away with cheating
there is literally no reason not to cheat nowadays
the worst that'll happen is that twitter will give you a stern talking to
Kek
As a brazilian, I feel very sorry for C9. Immortals is obviously cheating.
is the stream broken for anyone else? its lagging for me
>>153867186
>As a brazilian
This is a general for white people
>>153867626
>general for white people
>kawaai sugoi beta/nu males discussing virtual guns
Make me leave.
Fag.
>>153867626
>non-whites
>human
Just played a game with a friend that isn't lvl 21 yet and two hackers were on our team. Like blatant hackers, they straight up told us they were hacking.
Thing is I had the brilliant idea to play with a scout just to train my aim and landed some sick headshots.
i ended up leaving the game halfway through because it was just boring.
How bad did I fuck up ?
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Is boltz trying to eat his mic?
He sure looks like it.
>>153868406
WE LOYAL
Did anyone see that tripple Famas spraydown? Obv spraycontroller.
Why is cheats allowed?
how are these brs cheating?
i mean theyre filthy fucking br subhuman shit so i hate them because of that alone. but if they are cheating then fuck them they need to be sent back to the favelas
holy shit that shouting monkey scares me
>HENone not even hiding it anymore
an admin could walk over to his pc right now and end his career, why abstain?
is it launders casting? dudes awful at casting
and at kz
>>153869062
what career?
>>153869382
his career playing video games and making more money than the top 10% favela monkeys in brazil
>favelas
>not cheating
whitebois getting cucked again
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
nice that pro cs reflects the mm experience where you get cheated against and lose and no one does anything
>yfw they fell for the c9 meme
why are all you fags saying they cheated?
>TFW selling everything
Its dying boys time to cashouthttps://opskins.com/?loc=shop_users_page&steamid=76561198032149264
>>153870778
just look at the fucking game
>>153870325
you think it's funny that people are losing money thinking it's a fair and clean game? i lost $150 on C9 because i'm assuming they have cheat controls in place, apparently not.
fuck this game.
Just got here, what happened? How did brs cheat?
played without headphones on for a couple of rounds to hear the announcers call out c9's plays
>>153872753
huh, and that's it? I was hoping for some crazy ass expensive private chinese made microhacks
tfw i fire 10 bullets with the p90 and reload
>>153872964
plus they were locking as usual
>>153872128
Might get that music kit
The rest seems eh
>>153855948
because the more variety you use the more you can shake up the opponent
>>153875549
also because scouting against unarmored players feels genuinely unfair
how do i install a new graphic card?
>tfw fallens mask is falling and people are starting to see what kind of person he really is
>>153876607
>put it in the slot
>plug in the power
>plug in your monitor
>install drivers
jesus anon didn't they teach you this kind of shit in preschool
>>153876707
i really wish i could just dismiss 100 percent of brazilians as being degenerate shitstains but i've seen a few who are good, civil people
all the br cs pros should be shot though
how do i be happy?
>>153877352
find something youre passionate about and pursue it dumbass
>>153877352
end it now and you won't have to be sad anymore
>>153877352
just distract yourself with meaningless things until you die or feel like killing yourself
i recommend anime, cheating in csgo, and having sex with your boyfriend
>>153877352
Try being my clingy bf on steam
>>153877935
cling onto a noose please
>current year
>no female characters in csgo
really makes you think
>>153849570
reddit LUL
did they fix the thing where you can leave before getting kicked to avoid it wtf
>>153850540
>armor
>mid
>Toradora!
C9 is back boys and I never doubted them
>leave favelas to us
Favelas cheated their way to victory again, i'd argue even more blatantly than SK did.
There's a thread in /r/vacsucks compiling most of their locks currently sitting at a hundred comments.
Expect a video from that ginger fuck in a few days.
New operation droppin in hot in 4 days
>>153884341
Operations only drop hot on Fridays.
I like watching JoshOG. Am I ok
>>153886870
i just wanna hold your hand when you die
>>153876707
>>tfw fallens mask is falling and people are starting to see what kind of person he really is
I think people started seeing what kind of person he really was during SK debacle and shit that followed.
Autistic ginger went to town on his ass and he was hyping up SK shortly before that.
fukken dead gam
I swear this general gets gayer every time I come back. Do you fags even play this game anymore?
>>153894640
>high settings
Holy fuck you fucking faggot just end yourself god damn.
>>153894640
only the people in discord actually play
>>153894640
downloading wow rn tbqh
>>153894640
>When da RNG hit
thAts soMe GooD sHit RIghT TheRe____rIGHt tHerE
>>153894795
>being too blind to get out of silver without everything on low 800x600
lol
>>153894797
Damn, the botnet app strikes yet again.
>>153894880
hope the buyer's remorse don't hit too son
>>153895032
I only hit skill shots
oh no this retard came back to post his shitty webms
hi starcraft general told me you guys were friendly
so here i am, ready to make new friends :D
>game 1: spinbot on other team
>game 2: spinbot on other team
>game 3: 2 spinbotters on other team
how is your day going /csgog/?
rate my hot anti-eco
koosta
>>153897030
Come join our discord
succ
>>153897362
>game 1
>top fragging, 28-5 in a 15-6 game
>get kicked last round by the 4 stack
>7 day cooldown
yeah yeah yeah not good
>>153899173
you wont get kicked if you queue with the /csgog/ discord desu
>>153899510
I would rather eat my own shit fresh out of the bowl than do that
>>153897362
Are there more cheaters in Europe? I've only seen 1 or 2 spinbots in ~3500 hours of this game
whos this marke guy in rank s?
>>153901612
me, wassup
@153896460
kys
>>153897582
8.5/10
Not enough jumping, but nice choice going with the AUG.
who is the best terrorist faction and why is it the professionals
cant argue with that 2bh. to bad theyre only played in shitty maps like vertigo
>started playing with a controller
>started having fun again
why havent you switched to the master race yet?
>>153899173
hi are you me
I don't get why this community is so white and autistic desu
>>153895247
not bad try and get a headshot next time
any cheap undedected hacks?
dont @ me or my sons ever again.
there's nothing wrong with being a little chunky.
How come all the """""""best"""""""" players in the world are all awpers?
>>153904982
>get_right
>byali
>shox
>hiko
>olof
>shroud
>awpers
>hiko
>shroud
>best
You keep @'ing me fatty im suprised your stubby fingers can type without hitting multiple keys at once
>>153905371
how are they not?
>>153905516
you really need to have sex and get a clue
who know gtr and pasha we're both godlike at starcraft 2?
>>153850540
57
Cat boost, speak to the friendly Russian,and say, boost me peczdyet! Idi nahui.
Kono subarashii
>>153862703
I don't play for fun.
I play for my self esteem.
It's like developing a workout routine.
#Nodaysoff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNzuQ6Cpj1o Must see ^^
>>153897362
Game 1, bottom frag,tie
Game 2, bottom frag, tie
Game 3, lose 16-4, bottom frag 12 and 8
Train aim for an hour, wrists start hurting
Game 4, lose 16-0, 4 kills 16 deaths
Surf
Top frag a deathmatch
Game 5, lose 16 7, 0 kills 20 deaths.
What flavor of bleach tastes best /csgog/?
>>153911973
>new york yankees hat
>>153897030
NA east? lets fucking go MGE lfg na east coast servers add steamid lordgarbageman name joe gage
>>153897362
Went back to ESEA, it's great.
tfw you are in long doors/house on t side with your buddies and no armor and the nades come
Why are there so many smurfs in CS:GO now? I was Gold Nova 3 before quitting for a few months, got back last week and now legitimately every game is full of people with blank profiles with 1 single game that can pull off moves that I've seen in DMG games. I've deranked to Silver Elite Master because I get 1-3 smurfs on the enemy team each game. Wtf Gabe, fix your shit.
>>153914687
the obvious solution is to nys
>>153914821
Thinking about it tbqh.
>>153914687
>was ranked gn3
>now sem
>complaining about smurfs when theses an equal chance of them being placed on your team and if your measure of your own skill is to be believed (lol) you're effectively a smurf
:3
reddit.com/r/csgog
how do I get people to talk about my one dabs
/page10/ LMOA
Anyone remember tsubaki?
redpill me on aimware
thorin where's my video about favelas cheating my dude
I like the the game but hate crabwalking accuracy and overpowered run-and-gun pistols and SMGs. What was wrong with the guns and movement in 1.6 for fuck sake?
>>153850540
Kevlar
Wonder how I got to Eu
Fsn
>>153850540
Kevlar
Cat
Ippo
''literally every player in this game is either a hacker or or a noob''
-player on enemy team
any uk lem's fancy trying out for a team add me cba with actually finding players lmfao
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Blinkk1337/
r/GlobalOffensive >>>>> Steam Community Forums > HLTV.org >>>>> Twitch Chat >= /magog/
prove me wrong
when will dazed realise his steam is only fun when he's getting mad
>hues not wearing noise canceling headset
cheating fucks
>>153930839
i want dazed to youtube n chill again
>in my last 10 games, im 4th fragging in 2 games
>bottom frag on other 8
How do I get good?
>tfw griffin and getting people b&
eheheh >:D
>>153933958
Protip: Shoot at the enemy until he dies.
>>153933958
Protip: bait your teammates
>make ace
>internet shuts down
good shit
>>153933958
How many hours have you played?
>>153933958
practice
alot
You think you finally got good?
No.
You're still shit?
Think after you rank up you're good now?
No.
You're still shit.
>>153932893
How do we solve the favela problem in the proscene?
our girl nylon is streaming
>chrisj blatantly toggling
>>153940062
will you try your best to get banned in the next 24h?either on steam or from 4chan
>>153940062
what is a/b splitafter 500 hours i still dont know
>>153941060
a default
>>153941060
On Dust2 you'd have 3 guys go a long and 2 guys go a short.
/csgog/ in 2015
>lots of activity throughout the day
>friendly discussions
>tips&tricks for your favorite maps
>smoke and flash tutorials by higher ranked anons
>friendly public lobby from time to time
>average poster age ~25yrs (poll)
/csgog/ in 2016
>dead threads
>namecalling and reply baiting
>most posts are off topic
>reddit reposts
>anime
>average poster age ~15yrs (poll)
What went wrong? What corrupted our community? How do we fix /csgog/?
>>153943694
some revisionist history right there boys
>>153943694
>anime
>average poster age ~15yrs
>What went wrong?
hmmm
>>153943694
>implying 2015 wasn't the same except more active with betposts
>>153835684
i'm MG1 shitter scum with 1300 hours / 325 wins.
should i kill myself and give up?
>>153943694
2015
>constant shitposts throughout the day
>screaming about broken game
>post your mouse/res/sens/favourite player
>betting shitposts
>posting reddit topics
>tons of anime
>hackusation shitposts every day
>ded game posting
>anime/harveyfag literally getting threads locked
If you think this thread was ever good after late 2013 you're a stinky dumb idiot
Why is GODSENT so shit?
>>153944681
im supreme with 1300 hours and 600 wins and i feel the same way you do :/
>>153852954
WEST SIDE > EAST SIDE
M.O.B
>>153944681
>>153947346
MGE with 1200 hours and 600 wins, who cares it's about the glory of battle
>>153943694
>2014
probably the most normal time period for /vg/ if there ever was one
>2015
meme machine begins, all people talk about is pro teams and skins and gambling this continues and drives out all the good laughs and discussion
>2016
shell of a thread left
>>153953791
yeah you keep telling yourself that. whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>153943694
>What went wrong?
le moral man (h3h3) killed betting
>>153954290
you keep grinding away too dude, it's not like you're any different from me
>>153954579
>not like you're any different from me
actually im much different because im good
>>153954762
haha, you think it matters!
>>153955224
again, anon, whatever helps you sleep at night :>
>>153955539
broken record
>>153955681
because that's all that needs to be said
>>153956148
whatever helps you sleep at night
reminder this buggy inferior game was propped up by skin betting
>tfw just want to rank down to Silver 1
Anyone on here has a Silver 1 acc to get me there?
Steam:Sankt Fanta R2S1
>>153956994
yeah.
$50
>f0rest announcement was a fucking mousepad
post your face
>>153961731
wtf why is flusha is fuckin godsent
>>153961731
>>153961731
What elo on faceit is considered good?
>>153965396
three fiddy
>>153965396
Anything higher than 1400 premium is global+ pretty much
>>153943694
pls post this in every /csgog/ thread
>some cunt on your team whinging the whole game
>look at the scoreboard, they're at the bottom
every time
>>153911626
You are doing it wrong dude you play too much. Train in the morning and play at noon
krusty krab unfair mr krabs is in there
you now me on smoke nice
I read the rules and I don't think I'm breaking them but sorry if I am.
Does anyone else feel this way? I don't really know who's cheating and I;m not gonna call out anyone specifically, but everytime I watchI feel like I'm on the lookout for fishy plays, and when I see one I just don't feel like watching. Even if I don't really know if it's just luck or whatever, I can't help but get out of my head that my favorite players could be cheating. This has sorta ruined pro CS for me, because I can't get it out of my mind that there's a rela possibility people are cheating in all the games I watch.
>>153970918
why are people still baiting with this
>>153970918
VAC will make sure they don't cheat. :^)
POST REAL NIGGA DM TRAX RIGHT TF NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGj5TGUSBKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13r-5jemi6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAyXG9QAnYY
posting dm tracks is so fucking dumb no wonder this thread fucking sucks
machinegun has arrived in north america
who's ready to watch rank S streamers get KHAN'D
>>153973105
so fucking hyped for my nigga machinegun to fuck up these burgers
>>153961731
>>153973105
>>153973105
literally who
Figured out how to stop hacking in CS
Basically the hacks don't add stuff they use things that are in the game engine already so with walls it uses the outline when spectating
so you just remove the spectator outline and it cannot use it
you just remove the assets the hacks use and it cannot work anymore
ez
>>153974057
congratulations, you have brain damage
>>153974336
care to explain huh?
>>153943694
betting died
i like Counter-Striker
>>153974608
Hackers don't use the spectator outline rather than create one. Because of it's simplicity CS is very vulnerable on acquiring the calculations from the code. Once you have this information all you have to do is project them to the viewer and there you have it.
>>153972075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5zRt2erJu4
I code private hacks ama
>>153977082
How has your day been?
>>153977139
awful hbu
>>153977938
call my landlord and cover you with a t shirt or something
>>153978489
wow you're no fun
>>153978830
sorry I'm not a faggot
>join the official /csgog/ discord
>join the "anime" voice channel
>theyre talking about sucking smegma cocks and taking it up the ass
>>153978912
im a girl
>>153979029
me too :(
>>153979192
...but i have a penis
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/11164827
>>153979484
bumping for importance
>>153978942
post more varg
>>153979484
is it a feminine dick?
>>153979603
>>153979802
would you?
>>153977082
are you an actual coder or an epic copy paster from unknown cheats?
>>153972075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmjpp0_6kb0
>people think CS is a good game
>>153980004
I code them and a buddy of mine handles the web stuff and distribution
>>153980465
are you badster?
>>153980820
no but I used to back-end dev for them
>>153980975
cool, I'm actually interested in learn coding, not just for coding cheats but that also interests me, where should I start to learn? any books or specific subjects you'd recommend?
>>153981475
well I got a degree in infosec before I started coding cheats, I guess I'd suggest reading up on how anti-cheat security works, and start learning C++, python, squirrel, and go from there
>>153984163
thanks senpai
>>153984163
Is hackforums a good resource for learning?
>>153984827
it's not bad but it has a lot of fuckbags with way too overinflated egos
also it would help to have at the very least a basic understanding of how cheats interact with the game
ahahah dazed is so fucking mad right now
MACHINEGUN IS PLAYING RANK S
>>153988479
HOLY SHIT IT'S TRUE TURN ON CNN!!!
>>153943694
literally mud-colored favela monkeys getting involved in mainline CS
also probably real life world politics and social issues continuing to be a huge drag is making people less interested in this shit.
tfw csgo is p2w
>>153973672
CUTE
>page 10
ahem
why is nonprime so shiiiiit
Im struggling hard as fuck in legendary eagle. What do ?
I literally can't be consistent with AK
boipuqqi
>>154001626
get cheats
how exactly do I get my LOL on here?
>>154011785
you make fun of the animes here
it is tuesday my dudes
>>154014183
uhh cyberbully????
>>154014183
>>153980465
platinum?
>2 day old thread
Was it the rampant cheating or the betting ban that killed it? Speaking of cheating, when are the high profile pros going to get banned?
any animes/cuties who want to play MM? need more to fill out a game because of rank difference. post id
>>154020768
the betting tbhfam
also real nigga hours
who else /skintrading/ here?
>buy in with 25€ a year ago on skin site
>only buy skins at 30% or lower
>sell for 90% of market value
Now I can cash out about 110€/week onto my paypal, simply because there aren't enough low price skins available for me to completely empty my wallet.I wish I had just gotten a real job instead
What site?
I use bitskins, but I know of people that use OPskins.
I personally find bitskins easier to use, but sometimes prices on opskins are better, especially if you're looking to buy a skins for personal use as well
Skines status?
>tfw no one to queue up faceit with
>>154020367JUST
>>154020768
both
all the cheating means matches aren't fun to watch by themselves, they're only good for betting
now that betting is dead, there's no reason at all to watch or play this game
>when are the high profile pros going to get banned
never, the shit they still get away with is insane
https://www.reddit.com/r/VACsucks/comments/512hec/immortals_is_100_cheating/
this game sucks im glad i uninstalled
>hey come play csgo with me and my friends
>only maps in queue are office, aztec, militia, vertigo, and dust
>no callouts, no strategy, forcebuy with smgs and shotguns every round
faze blatantly cheating again smhfam
https://a.uguu.se/UocSyeYoIZZv_stuttershit.webm
What the fuck is going on with my game. I tried limiting the fps and changing resolutions and I still get the same shit.
>>154026893
there's probably an issue with your anime cheats
I want to wallhack, just for info. What is the best free cheat that is not detectable ?
>>154028026
>free cheat that is not detectable
the one you code yourself lmao
>>154028026
>>154028161
this desu
made my own wallhack a year ago, still works fine
>>154028026
144hz monitor and/or mechanical keyboard
>>154028026
hyper x cloud 2 headset
>finally ranked up to MG2 after 30 wins in MG1
>still drop 30 every d2 game
When will valve fix the ranking system?
win more games
>>154024084
Lmao @ that thread. It's like someone who never used cheats thinks they're some kind of authority
What went wrong?
>>154031224
>>154031224
Nothing. It's is still the very best tactical FPS in the world.
ITT we post triggerring opinions
>>154031979
Combat Arms > AVA > CSGO
>>154031224
Console port
>>154031224
>Started as a console port
>Removed all forms of advanced movement
>Introduced skins
Which wasn't a bad thing
>Game starts dying because less frequent updates, Valve does not care at all about listening to feedback from pros
>Takes like 3 years to release a new pistol
>Releases it in the middle of a major competitive season
>It's overpowered as fuck on release
>Everyone shits the bed about it
>Nerfed into literal uselessness
>Betting sites hit the scene hard
Breathes some much needed life into the game
>C&D's for all major betting sites
>Betting is killed
>The people who came back for betting leave along with the steady player drop
>Pros start to leave
>Rumors about the new operation supposed to be dropped with the new case
>Doesn't
I'd be surprised at this point if they actually drop the op seeing as they just don't fucking care anymore.
All the fucking game needed to keep alive was new cases ever other month or so and quarterly releases of a new map/map selection that could have been EASILY ripped from the fucking workshop.
Hell, I would take those 1 point Demolition maps in comp at this point just for something new rather than Mirage/ Militia/ Cache 24/7
>Valve makes game
>Turns it into a self feeding conveyor belt of community content instead of doing anything themselves
Worst company.
>>154033094
If only that were true
>>154033094
>valve makes game
they didn't even make the game, hidden path did
So after years of not playing cs i thought I give go a try.
I spent 2 hours now trying to find a server that I can play on. I thought I would skip competitive mode for a while since I don't wanna bother anyone with my bad skill.
I cannot find a fucking server. Casual mode is just a mess iwth 10v10. Who wants to play that? And everytime I find a 5v5 community server it's some shit with mods or I get kicked after 1 round.
I said fuck it and wanted to play competitive. But I need to be rank 2 or some shit?
What is this fucking game. I just want to play like I played in 1.5, 1.6 and source.
Is there some tag?? for 5v5 community servers which is just like competitive but withought the match making. And how can I reach rank 2??? fast, I thought about not joining ranked cause I don't want to ruin someone elses day, but at some point I won't care anymore.
>>154032874
i welcome csgos death
>>153978942
resend the invitecutie
>>154035309
play casual, deathmatch, whatever until you reach level 2 then forget about it, it doesn't take THAT long (you can't get xp and level up from community servers btw so you need to do this if you want to play comp)
your first comp match will always be close to the lowest rank possible, so unless this is your first shooter, you're probably already better than the people you'll play with (no seriously, silver 1s are that bad, it's mostly little kids playing on trackpads with no sound)
>>154036359
thanks
>it's mostly little kids playing on trackpads with no sound
yeah, not me though, I'm playing with a wheel.
>>154036091 https://discord.gg/RFpvQ
>>154028161
Ok then how can I code myself a cheat ?
>>154035939
Overwatch isn't what I want in a "competitive" FPS but it's the only thing on the market with the polish needed for it to survive.
TF2 is flailing and failing, devs don't know what to do and it's been months since Comp was added with none of the main issues fixed.
CS:GO needs to die so something else, something better can take it's place.
We'll never go back to games like UT, instagib games, Reflex whatever but maybe someone will make a better CS:GO
Who knows, we'll see.
>>154036803
learn c++ and learn to code good code.
then learn directx9 hooking and memory allocation.
maybe some reverse engineering ontop of it aswell
>>154036803
What the other anon said and try talking to other people who chit.
>>154036803
>>154037193
if you want just a wallhack you don't need to do any of that shit, just learn basic c++ and how to write to a process' memory to enable the spectator glow
>>154037858
learning good fundamentals isn't that easy.
you are just another skid if you take someones sourcecode and update the offsets.
>>154037049
What do you think about new UT? I don't feel it's fair to compare tactical FPS to true FPS.
The only CS:GO's competitor is Rainbow Six but Tom Clancy's franchise sucks balls.
>>154037925
that is correct but
>then learn directx9 hooking and memory allocation.
none of that is necessary at all unless you want to make something relatively complex, you can make an undetectable glow+bhop+noflash+triggerbot etc. with just a basic understanding of c++ syntax and Read/WriteProcessMemory
whats your worst to best maps? grading on personal skill at playing, not map quality.
for me:
mirage < overpass < cobble < train < (start getting good at maps here) nuke < cache < dust < inferno
I really just want this fucking cheater scandal tension to break already
I don't care if it kills to scene, if cheating is really as fucking systemic as people make it out to be it would literally be the greatest e-sports drama in history.
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7690069
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7690210
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7690525
>>154043584
> slemmy dropping 32
Something is wrong here
They all played CS for a long time in Brazil. Just because you don't know the Brazilian scene doesn't mean they are nobodies. Also I'll say the brazilian scene, even though small, is one of the most competitive high level local scenes in the world. Think Korea when it comes to LoL...
Edit: i don't mean to compare LoL Korea with CS Brazilian scene in terms of size, polularity or money. I mean skillwise, as Korea had tons of talented players on LoL, Brazil also has many high level players, tons of diamonds in the rough. The scene there, as small and uninvested as it is, has a very high skill level.
nothing is wrong. hes actually p good. only bad at calling strats
>>154043872
hey slemdog millionaire is a great player
>>154045059
League of Legends in KOREA, where people are given multi million dollar contracts and are treated like literal celebrities with fans and photographers when they get on/off the plane - is comparable to CS:GO in Brazil where the players literally have to escape if they want to partake in a real competitive circuit.
>>154046348
No no, of course not. I meant skill wise, as all the top LoL teams were Korean and teams would go to Korea to bootcamp. Jesus, popularity and size wise theres no comparison to both scenes, would be just plain wrong to compare.
>>154046513
Yeah it's still an incredibly moronic comment.
I was somewhat sceptical of some of the cheating accusations, but having just watched a fair amount of that game I'm certain that most if not all of the SK lineup are cheating, it even seems fishy that a relatively unknown side can turn into such a big side in such a small amount of time
>>154046752
Umm what? FalleN, fnx and even fer were already known well in 1.6. Cold has been a force in BR scene for a good while too and TACO is pretty much the only unknown factor. SK is just playing good organized cs and the noobs on this channel are too dumb to realize it.
>>154046953
The EU scene wasnt very organized especially in the anti-cheat department back in 1.6, let alone the BR scene. Not to be disrespectful,but c'mon now.
>>154046752
>>154046953
>>154047120
players but they will destroy their own game/pro scene with that, huge scandal, so no money for them...
best way for them is to run it like now, for me - im done watching comp. csgo
The self proclaimed globals saying "Silvers calling hacks", need to shut up. Richard Lewis and Thorin have both stated that they are positive there are cheaters in the pro scene.
Ugh.
>>154047394
>Richard Lewis
Literally gold nova
>Thorin
Literally master guardian
>>154046752
They went from no name randoms to back to back winners. Seems legit.
>>154047510
Matchmaking rank is not necessarily correlated to having an in depth knowledge of the game. I'd guess he's not particularly a high rank or he wouldn't be making a deal out of not showing it. I can't stand the man but he knows his stuff and the inevitable barrage of people writing off what he says about the game because of his rank would be unbearable.
Another example is Vuggo - a good coach (so far as we know) who has hinted he had some input in Fnatic's legendary Cologne 2015 timeout, after which they came back from an enormous deficit to win the game. He's not very skilled in game, as we saw recently. Probably a lowish rank, DMG or something. But it's irrelevant.
>>154046348
>League of Legends in KOREA, where people are given multi million dollar contracts and are treated like literal celebrities with fans and photographers when they get on/off the plane
this is a complete myth
Most korean e-sports players are barely paid anything, there is a reason half of the korean e-sports scene broke off and left for china at the end of 2014, because they got absolute shit pay in korea
>and are treated like literal celebrities with fans and photographers when they get on/off the plane
you could literally send some of the most famous pros into a pc bang, where 99% of the people there are playing league of legends and less than half of them will recognise them
Does anyone think that part of the reason the "observer" sucked at the Major so we couldn't see the aimlocks live. I understand you can watch it in GOTV, but the average viewer may not do that.
>>154047830
it's been said by pro players that throin and rlewis don't know what the fuck they are talking about most of the time tho
>>154048094
Thorin has said that he doesn't think anything good will come of sharing his rank. Kind of understand it. Regardless of his rank we know that:
1) He is among the people that has watched the most CS events in the world. If not the one with the most.
2) He doesn't have any playing experience on the level where it would enter into being more relevant than what he gained from watching so many tournaments.
>>154048094
Literally only relevant pro I've heard say this was get_right, in a half jokingly manner and pissed off at the time
I heard that Thorin is actually a silver. You don't have to be good to analyze I guess.
>>154047510
>>154048094
Haha I don't like him very much either (well actually his content is fine, but his cult following isnt) but no need to be so rude :P
>>154048357
he's master guardian
>>154048729
haha :-P
>>154048847
in his "elo hell" video he said he was ~lem
i remember that anders once said he was supreme
james and ddk supreme-globalish
deman should be a low rank
thorin is def a low rank, too old to actually play the game.
>>154045063
I recall him fragging pretty bad
>>154047845
That's because they all look the same.
>>154048081
No, that's because Prius and Sapphire and some of the worst obs in the scene. They exist because everyone who is even decents at observing has another job or is banned.
Even not counting aimlocks or whatever, prius and sapphire are terrible at showing setups for executes, cool moments or anything worth watching. Watching majors is more enjoyable with auto director. Go watch that MLG tournament Steel did obs on to see how it's done.
Is rank decay a meme? I decided to play an MM game on an account I haven't used in ages because I was curious how low the MMR had decayed but I got placed in LE from this match. My rank was SMFC when I played last time in January. I was expecting much bigger drop than just 2 ranks considering there was 8 months of inactivity in-between.
So I managed to get into competitive and had a good first match.
Second one didnt go so well, didnt really know the map either and somehow me as rank 2 got matched with 10-20+ ranks. It was 2-14 or something and in last round my team decided to kick me while I was last alive.
I get that I'm bad, but turns out you can get banned from ranked for a while if you get kicked too many times.
Casual is shit to play and now this.
This game is horrible.
>>154051874
It's not a meme but it sure is wacky xDDDD
>tfw you actually play better without sound
Is this a virus?
>>154053956
if you're playing your first matches you'll get a competitive cooldown for "rank calculation" purposes or something like that, so it's not because you got kicked
>>154058682
Seems legit 100
>>154058864
yeah i got that now after my third match, that went well again. I really did get kicked in the last round. And I dare say i wasnt only my fault cause we were losing with 2-14.
I guess I have to stick with dust2 at first, all other maps are way to new for me.
>>154051874
if you win the first match you don't lose as much as if you lose the first match
most effective deranking method is waiting until it's unranked and then throwing a couple matches. So much less time investment then just throwing when you have a rank.
who is your favorite cs personality and why is it janko "when i was child my dream was bombs would stop falling" paunovic
>he plays video games after 9pm
its boost day tho. tryna get my free drop
LUL xD
>xe doesn't know what tck stands for
>i play non-native because all of favorite streamers and reddit guides told me to
>>154047394
the only reason valve never called them out is because
1) valve have never been dedicated to updating the game and instead are more onlookers letting the game generate money by itself and
2)calling out and banning hackers would shake up the scene and make less money for them
>>154043356
it never will valve loves the money too much
it literally takes an outsider to expose them and even then we'll only ever get a few out of the dozens
>>154062453
But the heads are fucking tiny on 1080
>>154063201
>having shit aim
albertsons or 7/11 for dinner ?
>>154063403
Aim has nothing to do with it, it's objectively easier to see heads on 4:3. kys
>yfw they upset Na'Vi
>>154064821
Dude albertsons is grocery store wtf r u want
>>154066149
f
>>154065954
>he doesnt have a personal chef
stop replying to me poorf*g
>>154066306
Chefs cant buy ingredients
>Decide to play competitive and get ranked
>Win first 2 rounds
>PLEASE WAIT 24 HOURS WHILE WE ADJUST YOUR MATCHES
>...okay
>Wait, play 2 more rounds, win both
>PLEASE WAIT 24 HOURS WHILE WE ADJUST YOUR RATINGS
>Fucking
>Play 3 more rounds, win 2, lose 1
>PLEASE WAIT
>MOTHER FUCKER
>play 4 more rounds
>Win 2 lose 2
>PLEASE WAIT
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHEN WILL IT FUCKING END
I JUST WANT MY RANK SO IT STOPS INTERRUPTING ME EVERY 2 GOD DAMN MATCHES
rain looks like a young conan obrien
>>154066378
It takes 3 days doesn't it
f
Where were you when one of our boys went pro?
>>154069941
who
do you think people will start posting again when SL starts tonight
its a school night for most of the kids and the threads already ded as it is even when gambling was still a thing. youll still have your gay/animefag posters from 3rd world countries (sa/eu) sticking around tho
our nigga machinegun is playing rank s my dudes
>>154076279
i'm digging the new international avatars
>>154058682
I can never get this to work on my spare hdd
You can play with steam users on the cracked servers though
Okay so this is barely related to cs,warowldid this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlC2J2f35nE
It's not bad, ending is great. Shame he titled the youtube video like a retard though
people actually watch warowl?
>tfw no good m4a4 skins
>>154080520
>>154081489
Prob the best choice but
>those stickers
>that float
>>154081792
wish it had a better float but
>hating on the one off mlg all-star souvenirs
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>>154082203
New operation droppin' hot this Friday
hopefully inferno will be fixed once the new op comes out
my nigga machinegun is making a killing in rank s my dudes
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7699071
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7698944
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7698807
somebody stop him
>>154084537
you know whats better than machinegun owning NA? people figuring out witmer is a ragey cunt who is needs to be quarantined with desi in a trailer park
It's not like you to say sorry
wow its a reddit vs cis rejects match
2014 - golden age of csgo
2015 - ayy lmao age of csgo
2016 - meh age of csgo
2017 - rip
how can you have a 16 team $300k lan and these casters
>>154086813
i don't mind them
pansy's fat brother is even okay
>maikelele
>>154086957
no bully
IT'S
umm...
Ange1???
>>154086993
>swedish players
>angel literally cheating
fuck this slav lans
>>154087110
Why is Maikelelel playing for NiP
I haven't played in 6 months.
These new gun sounds are god damn awful.
>>154084803
The entire NA scene is a just a bunch of raging babies.
>>154088437
Witmer has raged at DM.
cop or not /fa/?
>>154088875
do it
Why do people hire vendetta?
>>154088875
u a cop no one selling u SHIT
our guys
>ZNEIJDER
wat?
cajunb plays is digniggers now? did he get booted?
>>154090798
yep
G2 or mvp???
>>154092451
ShoxieJESUS and ScreaMy all the way
>>154092451
scream the most anime player ever will kill these pigdog faced korshitean
nice aimbot scream, real subtle
>>154092598
>truckonroad frog rapefugee
>anime
nys
>>154093550
hes got his own anime
hes anime
>>154093620
>frog animation
>anime
/v/ told me that csgo is the most dudebro game so here I am
>>154093745
>going to /V/
get out familia
So should we be using the a1-s now that tapping has been buffed?
why is the csgo pro scene filled with babies?
>WAAAAAAAAAAH IS TOO HARD TO IGL AND PLAY AT THE SAME TIME, FUCK YOU VALVE FOR NOT LETTING OUR COACH WIN THE GAME FOR US
>WAAAAAAAAH PISTOLS ARE OP
>WAAAAAAAAH AWP IS OP
>WAAAAAAAAH THERE IS NO NEED TO HOLD AND ANGLE BECAUSE OF PEEKERS ADVANTAGE AND JIGGLE PEEKING
>WAAAAAAAAH VALVE NO SUPPORT
god why cant they kill themselves if they hate the game so much.
>>154094304
Use it like a two taps machine
Cпpaшивaйтe мeня o тoм кaкoгo этo -- cкpывaть в copeвнoвaтeльнoм peжимe чтo ты pyccкий. Eu лyчшe na
When is the next major?
>>154093745
i dont know what the most dudebro game is but i'm sure it has to be a console game
http://www.hltv.org/news/18242-next-major-dropping-hot-this-friday
www.hltv.org/news/18594-scream-banned-from-all-els-events
will ERP for skins
Our guy s1mple and the manlet guardian of skines
or
Our gooks?
wew, it's over, the chinks have arrived to take over the game
>only 1800 people watching eleague
hahahahHAHAHHAH nice game goTARDS
>>154098352
probably fifa
add me for erp
/id/snilah
>>154098352
>>154101945
it's cod
our guy :3
xD
waiting for the "When I'm TyLoo" vid right now fammies
Gooks are our guys, right?
>>154103027
gooks = mvp
chinks = tyloo
chinks are our guys
Looks like TyLoo watched more anime than NaVi.
>>154103126
Ok, thanks.
But solo and his friends are our gook guys though?
TyLoo, please don't choke at 14.
Why is TyLoo guy wearing his headset on the back of his head? How come it doesn't slide down?
reminder that everyone has cheats in this shitty game
and there's literally nothing being done about it
>>154103478
t. gold nova
>>154103525
t. reddit
>>154103525
t. someone actually dumb enough to think that the pro scene isn't rife with cheaters
you should honestly just end yourself if you think most pro matches are legit competition
>>154103635
post proof
s1mply awful
>>154103717
t. flusha
TyLoo isn't wearing his headset.
>>154103717
use google you fucking dummy
you can even try the cheats yourself if you want, most won't get you banned from anywhere
Fucking TyLoo still hasn't learned how to not choke. That was too close.
lmao how mad is simple that seized just baited him and lost the game
AttackeR is moe as fuck.
it's happening again
Can TyLoo take on the Danes?
Are the chinks Our Guys?
>>154104125
That coach is funny as fuck. He looks like a cartoon.
>>154104180
yes
>>154104180
Yes.
>TyLoo beats LG/SK in BO3
>NaVi bootcamps with SK
>NaVi loses to TyLoo
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>asstralicks v unknown danes that will prob throw
goodnight anon, cya tomorrow!
If TyLoo moved to EU I think they could get pretty good.
>NiP magic comeback
>GODSENT crushing dignicuck
>TyLoo doesn't choke fully to NaVi
wew lads
>>154104612
>unknown danes
ahahhahaahahhaahahhha
>FaZe losing to literally who's
>>154104180
Yes.
>>154105227
>it's a lithuanian team with no previous matches recorded
I'm sure they're 100% legit.
>>154105838
Or FaZe just throwing literally forcing every round.
>Natu commentating
For fuck's sake. When will they stop inviting this fucktard to ruin more tournaments? I close the stream whenever I see or hear his face.
>>154106436
voi vittu
>>154106436
mad ur bad
>>154106436
look on the bright side, at least they don't have him live casting games.
>>154106436
u mad
>>154106535
i'm probably at better player than Natu, but whatever. he's just a horrid commentator and his "insight" is embarrassing.
damn anonymous 4chan poster you sure have great insight
lmao not
>>154037049
valve simply don't have enough staff for tf2/csgo
dota2 is good since more than 3 people work on it
my lithuanian bros cheating against memez
My fucking guys!
>>154107050
i think most people would be better than Natu at commentating.
>undetectable
VAC does know when you read/write memory
it just doesn't ban you straight away, you will have to bypass the way the VAC modules look for it
>>154107381
yeah dude I'm sure you know more about the game playing matchmaking and posting memes
>>154106436
Better than Pansy and Cummler.
what went wrong?
>>154108275
Not even close. Maybe better than Pansy, but that's not saying much.
>>154108898
Fuck off, Cummler.
>>154107419
>I have no idea what I'm talking about
VAC detects when a process reads/writes to the game, then it checks if said process' signature is in the cheat database. If it's not it ignores it.
If you make your own cheat and don't post it on public sites, you will never be banned for using it. No "bypassing" is required.
>>154108275
>Cummler
explain?
pasha doesnt skip leg day
>>154109310
haha why isnt he uh how you say wearing pant???
>>154109310
small bulge
>>154109371
Not needed in Poland.
You can be glad he's wearing anything at all.
Question: How to improve beyond LE?
i.e what do you guys notice the difference is between LE and LEM/Supreme?
activate it
>>154111313
To me the real difference is between LEM and Supreme.
The difference between LEM and Supreme (I've been LEM for a long time, only touching Supreme with the old ranks), is that Supremes have a more crisp aim and faster reaction. Whenever I play non-cheating Supremes I feel like I get steamrolled just by pure reaction time and that they never seem to really aim badly like LEM's often do. They can be relied on to hold a position and succeed whereas an LEM or below is never consistent in their play.
Just my two cents.
>this starladder viewership
lol this shit would get like 300K+ concurrent a year ago, now it's not even getting 40k
LOL FUCKING E-LEAGUE IS ON AT THE SAME TIME AND THE TOTAL VIEWERSHIP IS BARELY ABOVE 100K GOOD LORD THIS GAME IS FUCKING DEAD
>tfw overwatch killed this game
ded game...
ded thred....
>>154111457
only d*bs can activate it
>>154111572
Viewership is dropping, yes. It's still the 3rd most played game in the world though.
As far as E-league being played, the reason no one is watching is because it's not the legit S2 E-league. It's some bullshit online crap without any good commentators.
Real E-league did very well and hit over 100k on Twitch consistently, not sure about TV viewership though.
>>154111572
youre forgetting that children are in school right now.
>he watches "pro" games that he doesnt bet on
lmbo
>>154111880
>DDK and black DDK aren't good commentators
>>154111993
black DDK is good, real DDK is bad.
>it's an e"""sports""" episode
another day another magog general ruined
>>154095867
Пococи пиcoc, чyвaк
I was playing a game today and one of the guys asked "where are you from lads" and when I said Russia he was like "I don't believe you, gayboy, you're not toxic and your English is okay"
>>154111969
>during the summer
"yeah of course the games popularity is declining, it's summer!"
>summers ends and game continues to decline
"yeah of course the games popularity is declining, summer just ended!"
>tfw Gotards reaching starcrumpet level of delusional
>>154111880
>It's still the 3rd most played game in the world though
I think you mean 3rd most popular esport, it was far from the 3rd most played game during it's prime
>As far as E-league being played, the reason no one is watching is because it's not the legit S2 E-league. It's some bullshit online crap without any good commentators.
I can accept the viewership being bad because of this, but this is still a bit much imo considering e-league is supposed to be THE tournament to be a part of outside of the majors
> E-league did very well and hit over 100k on Twitch consistently
From my own obseverations during season 1, it was more around 50k-60k was pretty common, 100K if someone like NiP was playing.
I think this is ok enough to be a starting point, but this season really needs to take off for for there to be a 3rd imo
Heroic will win against TyLoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bc-p4RkxtQ
>it's another TyLoo gets my hopes up first match but then gets knocked out of groups-episode
>>154113960
they could definitely beat Astralis
>TyLoo on T side
JUST
What headsets are TyLoo using?
>tfw you realize cheating in CS can never be solved because of how the engine works
>>154114887
source 2 will fix it :^)
RIP TyLoo
You will never be a tier 1 team.
>>154114961
>>154114887
It will never be solved because cheating is part of the counter strike experience.
It's a feature.
>>154111572
>GOOD LORD THIS GAME IS FUCKING DEAD
you say that like it's a bad thing
i think it was a good idea that tyloo took t side first bc theyre ct side is amazing
What's the most autistic gun and why is it the deagle?
>>154116547
Wouldn't it be smarter to do your best side first?
>>154116656
AK t bh fa m
ayyy 'gog whats cracking my dudes lmao
thanks mr mo
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>>154116778
sup bro haha
>it's another tyloo gets my hopes up but disappoints episode
snappi is a manlet
>>154117245
I feel you. This is disappointing.
>unsarcastically rooting for chinese people ever
>>154117861
hello slav
>>154117245
>>154117687
they just beat na`vi
come the fuck on
>>154118029
*they just lost to tier 3 danes
>>154118106
>t3 team losing to a t3 team
woah......
>>154118203
it is Wedensday my dudes
LUL
i'm like 5 episodes behind all the anime airing this season, what should i bother to finish onii-senpaitachi?
>>154118816
Attack on Titan is the only anime you'll ever need, my friend.
reminder that if you watch anime then i am by default better than you at every aspect of life
>girl in my class is not boosted dmg
>i am gnm
um
rate
>>154118901
>like 24 episodes like 3 years ago
>nothing since then
I wish animes weren't like early access games
>Here's this great thing, that we've half done, but fuck you if you think we're ever going to finish it
What the fuck did they do to KennyS' portrait shot?
>just fuck my shit up
Why does every pro player bite their nails?
are gunnars helpful when gaming?
>>154121356
they don't make you see better or anything, it's just for reducing the stress on your eyes
LMAOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FtEN3no1a8
RNG's new owner ain't the best on camera but he seems pretty chill
>Pood9 vs Envypuss
>>154119139
so you have something in common. you're both at shit ranks
>>154122019
so rng is going to dominate the NA scene now? would be cool how far theyll go and happy for them
>>154122338
Well no, but when VP stomped everyone at the ELeague LAN finals 2-0, RNG were the only ones close to being competitive with them
And being 5-5 in pro league after playing c9 immortals sk optic and liquid is decent
Not going to dominate NA, but they're in the upper echelon.
I really think they should've taken the spot offered to them after immortals pulled out of this starseries, but faceit is having quals for their league sometime that apparently clash with it. also might've been difficult for them to get to russia without too much notice
What's a server tag for 5v5 competitive community servers? I have to wait 1 day before my next placing match but I would like to train a bit.
happy is a shit lurker
hahahahahahahahahaha
>>154123524
try the retake meme
AYY LMAO
>>154123741
you mean using retake as a tag? What's so funny about that?
>>154123719
yeah he just lost them the map
>>154123838
nothing, but being french is pretttttyyyyy funny
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>>154124156
This.
stewie = abap
>>154022734
saved by our guy
Happy didn't lose that round, Kenny did.
>>154109979
>karrigan gets a glimpse of x9ps' browser history
what are they looking at?
>>154126869
>damn I didn't know you could offset aimlock like that
how dead is CS
>>154101854
>esports mattering
esports are for faggots
https://twitter.com/Cloud9/status/771776502887251972
>>154127384
According to every decent sized org, less dead than LoL. Even NME is in the black for CS.
>>154128497
how much more /our boys/ can they get
>>154129182
nyaa.se sponsorship
>>154129343
>using nyaa over AB
>he doesn't have a Logitech G Pro
LMFAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utYYCAgofVQ&feature=youtu.be
>>154126869
>>153848402
Can someone sync this with that one dude going off on that other guy? Bonus points for bleeps.
>play csgo
>lose
gotards what the h*ck???
>>154126869
s1mple is actually one of a handful of top pros who isn't cheating.
>>154138350
Actually no tier 1 pros cheat
>tfw a meme game like overwatch really did kill this general
>>153876863
Can't finish shit as usual.
>>153876607
>Unplug it
>Remove old GC
>Clean port with water and paperclip
>>put it in the slot
>>plug in the power
>Power on
>>plug in your monitor
>Uninstall csgo
>>install drivers
>jesus anon didn't they teach you this kind of shit in preschool
>>153962398
I would wear that without the shirt desu
-arya
+blackpoison
-acillion
+SHOOWTIME
>>154143154
+coach spunj
>>154144134
Get her in jail for stautory
>>154144134
blu loves staring at other casters hard for no reason
Mongoloids????? Hello???
>>154146859
someone say mongol?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAfnoVEBAII
>tfw you get a stack of new books and stop playing cs for a while
>>154146972
Someone (a mong) said 16-0 incoming)
>>154147120
>read a book
>the pages are stattrak
>didn't pay extra
>>154147284
mita vittu?
>m0e literally 30 years old
>>154147572
We're talking about machinegun not allu, it's rnh (real na hours)
>take my headphones off
>i can still hear moe screaming
>i was across the room
>>154147980
I refuse to believe this!
>>154119416
heart condition/10
how do you think our other chinks will do against the polacks
What if valve let go of CSGO and started majorly working on tf2? Would you switch over?
I mean, CSGO's explosion in popularity seemingly came from nowhere
>echocucks
da bears is such a lad
our lad
>>154158905
>tfw he has a really bad stutter problem hes trying to get over
>twitch chat bullies him when he stutters
>:(
>>154160691
\ (•◡•) / I'M CUTE DON'T SHOOT \ (•◡•) /
>same thread for 4 days
Dead as fuck
>>154164096
>same life for XX years
[need to be] dead as fuck
>>154157285
>Would you switch over?
i already did
>>154157285
no, tf2 is fucking garbage.
Okay guys time to choose for me:
>esea
>faceit
Pros cons? Im EU player if that matters anymore.
Yo' waddup jus' lettin' my homebois magog know 'bout some fucking low float lit af skins going for cheap as a motherfucker on the steam market knowhatimsayin?
Peace out f4m
our big gambling man is streaming
>nearly just two hours till the csgog v reddit match
Will our guys win?
>Buy ESEA through steam
>Refund it and say I didn't like it
>Get my money back and still got ESEA subscription
Top KEK
>>154173484
Moes gay?
>>154172857
desert strike is our m4, sorry you fell for the radian hazard meme
How many cpu cores does csgo actually use? I heard a dedicated server for it only uses 1 core
>>154175220
I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this
It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or reddit detected".
I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.
Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.
The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.
Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.
Rant over cunts. Fuck off.
>>154175493
>imgur filename
>copypasta
hey reddit
>>154175019
Does this really work ?
>>154157285
My friend switched over and he loves it
He can do some amazing stuff rocket jumping, the movement is better in everyway
But from what he told me the updates are way worse than in cs
>there are people who actually like what CS has become
>there are people who are below supreme who thinks their opinion on this matters
Are you projecting about someone's opinion or just venting ?
>>154175731
>>154176626
>these two gaylords castint
>>154175743
It works for me still so far.
>watching starladder
>all the ads are for betting and skins
what the fuck happened to this community? The cancer used to get laughed at, now they get pandered to like nothing i've ever seen. in game ads in 1.6 really was the beginning of the end
our guy the clutch king isnt dead
rejoyce
who /godsent/ here
Who ready for the most exciting match-up in CS:GO history?
>>154179502
godsent = magog
ninjas in pajamas (lol) = reddit
>>154179641
hi stich
i hope you find work
This interviewers voice is turning me on.
>>154179665
Uhhh I'm not sitch and I left neetdom for part time work a few weeks ago
>>154179756
sounds like stich tbvh
>>154179696
znjader is turning me on!
>>154179846
I'M NOT SITCH
>>154179967
i love your meme captions
wish you were gay desu
>>154179641
>>154179756
>>154179967
Please don't shitpost using lain.
My first post was not a shitpost and now I'm trying to correct anon
henryg has a big nose
>>154180107
be my friend stich i want to go on your adventures
How many pros have to be fucked by first shot inaccuracy for valve to do anything about this bullshit? Does someone have to lose a major final to this shit for them to realize they fucked up?
>can only play csgo if i've been drinking
explain this shit gotards
>>154180513
you know you're bad and want an excuse instead of facing the problem head on and admitting you need to get better
>>154180554
I'm usually top of scoreboard and pic related shows my 53% winrate.
Are you sure you're not projecting?
>pronax is a tactical genius
>smartest igl in cs
>>154180694
thats 46% losses, sounds like you need to improve
godsent is overrated as fuck
they can't even play inferno, their best map
>>154180383
or they can smarten up and use superior sg/aug
>>154179921
znjader's play is turning me off!
>2015 fnatic
>replace olof with eurotrash
>other four no where near that level anymore
>think they'll be good
>>154181626
rt
>>154169646
>esea
dead
>faceit
cheaters
>fnatic sucks (has potential though)
>godsent sucks
olof-krimz duo died for this
>mvp v flipside
fuck watching this tbqh
old godsent > new godsent
>>154182714
if the koreans show up it might be interesting
but probably not
>road back to global after not playing for a few months
>no cheaters or idiots going from mg2 to dmg in non prime
>get prime and hit lem in 15 games, a few idiots and a few suspicious players along the way
>sitting at lem with nothing but idiots and blatant wallers
What do. I know it's possible to get global still but jesus, do I have to be five stacked with a closet waller?
I bet Olof and Dennis are both laughing their asses off. With those two and Twist as the core of the team, they have insane fragging. Replace Lekr0 or Wenton for another elite player and they could be monsters.
>try to flick to the right
>too far to the right, move mouse left
>too far to the left, move mouse right
>before im even on target i die
What am I doing wrong???????????
>>154183370
sounds like you're not aiming
should i get a cerberus?
right now i dont buy tier 1 rifles (galil/famas) and either force tier 2 (ak/m4) or get tier 3 pistols (tec9/57) and full nades. I think a cool skin would encourage me to get galils, should I play that way
>>154183443
i am tryna aim but i aim too far, how yall do it
>>154183365
Is that why they got 2-0'd by faze?
>>154183468
>buying skins
just go on !ws servers if youre that autistic
remember when cybersen had a huge game at starladder using the craziest wallbangs? i have never trusted the tournament since
>>154183487
practice
or maybe your sens is wrong
like, if you want to click the x on some folder you have open, you don't spend like 3 seconds missing the x, it's second nature
>>154183535
>!ws
You might be the autistic one if that is serious. Skins are chad normie cool guy stuff
>>154183640
No I don't mess with the special snowflake scam called skins
>>154183078
remove cheater maps from map pool