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absolute madman edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
https://i.imgur.com/auqTmTv.jpg
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
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reminder that pros are cheating and this game is dead
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Mfw people say that mouse sensitivity and other csgo settings are "personal preference"
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reminder that moe is our guy
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nth for rip olof-krimz duo
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>he's plays on non-native resolution because his favorite reddit streamers told him it would make him better
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>sound's sensitivity
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>>154183752
What shadow settings should I use to get gud?
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>>154185042
Whatever you like the most :)
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gg gg baby baby baby
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>>154184852
>wanting slightly wider player models for a little trade off of 75% field of view
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>gooks
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is 4chan down or is this thread just dead
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>>154187150
This thread has been dead since valve killed betting
get with the times
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>>154187150
idk lol (i don't know laugh out loud)
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>>154183752
what did he mean by this
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!raffle
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ez for allu
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!pov
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>>154188883
did you win? :o
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>>154183752
>keep falling for the lower sensitivity meme
>do consistently worse then when I was playing on higher sens

Never again.
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fun fact: using sensitivity higher than 600edpi means you are beta nu "male" cuckoldry and black penis enthusiast
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>>154189594
>he can't control high sensitivity

why are you proud of being subhuman?
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>>154189690
I bet you yell "you're a white male!" at trump supporters
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>>154189594
>his edpi isn't exactly 800
kys asap
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>he uses 4:3 because it's "just like the pros"
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>>154190086
reddit sensitivity user hahahahahaaha
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Why are there so many hackers between nova 4 and mge. Four games in a row enemy team has hacks and in one game a cheater on my team was telling me the other team had two guys with hacks too.
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>>154190285
Because hackers are too good to end up below nova 4 and and they banned before they can get to eagle

So they fuck shit up around MG. MG is literally the containment rank.
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new deagle noise is fucking cancer holy shit
wait until they put in the awp sound that was in the original eleauge trailer
its gonna be shiiiiit
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>>154190707
most of the new sounds are absolute shit
the day they change the ak/m4 sounds is the day I finally uninstall this game for good
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>>154190793
i seriously have no idea what valve were thinking
the old sounds are very distinctive, and you can tell what the opponent were using always. This just sounds like a nail gun
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>>154189484
I used to play with 2.4/400dpi and could check corners very well and still aim pretty good
Now I use 1.8/400dpi and while my aim has somewhat improved, I can't turn around for shit
le "if they come from behind you're dead anyway xD" - just no, there were times when I could get 2 shots in the back and I would turn around instantly and get a kill
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I couldn't do shit with an ak or an m4 at 400 dpi and 2.5 sens. I lowered it to .8 and now I can headshots repeatedly. Can't turn for shit though.
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tfw 400 @ 1.6
comfy sens
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What was this shitty subreddit reaction when lounge was kill?
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whens the next major
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>>154191859
cant you see csgog is dead as fuck after gamblings over
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>>154192378
going on currently are you living under a rock
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>>154191389
>>154189484
why not use mouse acceleration
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>tfw 6 sens @ 800 dpi
>tfw enhance pointer precision is on
Who fucking cares about reddit sensitivity memes, play with what you like faggots
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>>154192905
you can do that and stay silve forever or you can actually git gud with human sens
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>>154192905
Pointer precision on is actually retarded though
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flamie is OP

holy shit that round
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hahahahah these cheats ROFL
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fucking flamie man
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>asstralis
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Holy shit
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choke incoming
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well astralis is out
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>>154192857
i-it makes it harder to build muscle memory
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WHY ARE AWP BABIES ALWAYS THE BIGGEST CHOKERS
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rate my new tat bros
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>>154192905
personal preference™
If you got to be a faggot, at least have some self respect and use ingame acceleration instead of the utter shit windows enhance pointer precision
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>50(FIFTY) posts in 4(FOUR) hours

DEAD game
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>>154193286
Yeah except I quit this game half a year ago on SMFC because I got mad that spray control is worth more than aimed tapping. I had no problems aiming at all, because that sens is what I used for years doing every computer related activity. If you have problems aiming at default sens you probably have problems closing programs because you miss the X every time.
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I got a $30 skin from a chest should I sell it and buy another game
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>theyre not even letting simple awp
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>>154195602
yes
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>>154195569
your a dumbass if you think you wouldn't be twice the player with half your sens
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>slavi
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>>154195818
The thing is: why change what isn't broken? Why regain year long muscle memory from several shooters, one of them semi-competitively, when you could stick to what you are used to? That's basically the reason why most pros still use fucking 4:3 and all that garbage.
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>>154194832
hows navi with simple?
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my boys asstrails done did it
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hello gotards

when is the next major? liquipedia says the last one was on march and after that there's nothing
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>>154196282
the date isnt set yet but there were rumors it will happen in january
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>>154196349

why do they take so long? shouldn't there be 3 every year?
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https://twitter.com/caspercadiaN/status/773900617723088896
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>>154196591
>bullying our girl juliano
fuck this cuck
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>>154196540
idk, lad
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can our 2nd tier chinks beat the memeceps?
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https://twitter.com/Magiskb0Y/status/773901496790446081
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>>154197154
>dignitas shitter acting like his team can beat tier 3 teams
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>>154197294
>>154197154
>>154196591
I like how no one is going full beta and defending her

also delet this
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what le fug was that pistol round lads
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based chinks
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How low should my fucking sens be.
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Who the fuck is this caster who sounds like his balls never dropped?
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>>154192857
I actually use mouse acceleration combined with high sens

Fuck me man but I just can't turn for shit without it.
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Why is mouce accel have such a stigma? It allows you to turn fast when you need to and be precise by slowing down your mouse movement. Best of both worlds.
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>>154199154
1.0 100 DPI
1/11 windows sens
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why do these chinks always play with high sens
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based chinks using the based red laminate
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>>154199478
It's worth getting used to it in my opinion.
I'm using it at 0.5@800 but I'll probably experiment with the settings a bit more because I'm still having trouble at turning 180°
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>>154199791
Superior genes. Whites are subhumans that have to play on low sens because they can't aim otherwise.
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inhuman chinks
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>>154199791
>>154200108
And they start playing Osu at the age of -1
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chinks don't cheat, right? they wouldn't do it, would they
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>chinks and gooks are going to dominate CS now that cheating monkeys and white gypsies cannot use cheats
>chinks will probably win a major tournament before NA
lelmao
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800 dpi, 1.5 sens masterrace

I am just as good as the gooks.
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>>154200820
never.
only germans cheat
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>letting asians play mirage

why do people do this?
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money in the bank

chinking aint easy
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>new Chinese team rolls in with freshly coded cheats

WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING THIS?!?!?!?

It's so obv. THANKS VP FOR LOSING ME $50, cunts.
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launders needs to step his wardrobe game up fambs
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>>154201013
kys nigger
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>>154201013
I think you'd get +EV just by always betting underdogs because cheats are so common in this game
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>>154201013
>betting on vp

Is this your first day?
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>>154201013
>betting on bo1 when you don't know what the map is
>betting against cyberzen on mirage

either way you fucked up
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>>154196591
>>154197154
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>>154198752
Just had to look a bit, you know
Theres always THAT one guy
https://twitter.com/MrkKczr/status/773914518841880576
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>>154200048
>he fell for the 180 meme

if you have to 180 then you've already been outplayed
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http://open.dreamhack.se/news/412-csgo-broadcast-talent-for-bucharest.html

spunjay hopefully going to kill this
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>VP LOST

NOOOOO FUUUCKING WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

T4 CHINESE CHINK FUCKS WIN VS. TIER 1 EU TEAM???????????

FUCK THIS GAME

DID THEY CHEAT??
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>>154203836
yes (no)
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reddit is going to rage bc of the old nuke and old train are being shown
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>>154203836
>DID THEY CHEAT??

Likely, yes. They had some really odd no-info snaps.
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>>154204170
sup reddit
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Now EnvyUs also has an Asian player? What the hell is going on?
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>>154204972
SIXER is white.
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>>154205641
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when does esl lan start and when does eleague lan start?
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raped by RAPEX
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>>154196591
>>154197154
the sexism in the csgo community is highly problematic
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https://twitter.com/JasonBWLake/status/773944026621812737

Owners org just got made? Hazed being there makes me think maybe a players union became official
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chinks vs c9

who win
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>>154208254
i see pimp, zeus and hazed. who are the rest of the people
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>>154208457
NA CEO's
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>>154208457
gob b is there
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https://twitter.com/PEAOfficial

This acount was just created with the same teams as the owners and players are in the picture
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>>154208457
Gob b, immortals ceo, tsm ceo, col ceo, i'm not entirely sure on the rest

>>154208595
It looks like a competitor to WESA
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>>154208595
>PEA Gaming

Uhm, nice choice of name.
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>>154208254
>ESports history is made.
What did he mean by this?
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>>154208595
its a league
season 1 jan 7th
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https://pvplive.net/c/professional-esports-association-launches-to-host-

>The PEA founding teams are Team SoloMid, Cloud9, Team Liquid, Counter Logic Gaming, Immortals, NRG Esports, and CompLexity Gaming.

NA WESA let's fucking go
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so esports is like the gaming version of powerlifting orgs. it should just stick to one like olympic weightlifting
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>pea

absolute memes
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why are they using a hooker to interview these people
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http://www.proesports.org/

They got a decent URL though

Someone from the US want to email them about jobs and see what they're offering?
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>>154209893
fbook.com/professionalesportsassociation

>9 likes

Be the first of your friends to like the brand new WESA!
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yang stew
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>>154209893
i could use a job and am qualified...
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>>154210489
You can join an already sinking ship.

I really don't see how this is going to be sustainable with just those teams in it
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you guys see that toggle that stewie just made?
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>>154210958
yeah. saw some VACs when it happened
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of all the teams to hack against, why do it against the CHinese??
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I keep getting put on NA servers even though i'm in fucking sweden
Today is the first time this happens
Is there even a settings page where you can change this shit?
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>>154213091
yes you idiot
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>>154213179
fucking WHERE? i cant find it
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>buy rifles
lose
>buy pistols
win

what the h*ck (* = e) gotards?
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You know you're an old fuck when you played the counterstrike 1.0 tutorial
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>>154213179
actually you're full of shit, there is no settings page for chosing server region
You have to use an external 3rd party app for that
Thanks, asshole
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>>154213983
maximum acceptable matchmaking ping

you FUCK don't say that shit to anon ever again!
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JW literally on suicide watch
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>>154213340
git gud
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>nu-fnatic getting destroyed by "alternate attax"
how did it all go so wrong
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>>154214668
They didn't inspect the german's equipment again
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>>154214775
t flusha
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>>154215072
It'snot like the current alternate attx line up has beenaccused of cheating in almost every game they play off client or anything
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>>154183686
solid first post, however the game is not dead it's just rotten and infested with shitlords
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>buy 144hz monitor
>win
thanks gotards
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>>154208784
C9 Jack and Steve Arnett also there
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>>154215324
yes, and on the other hand all the godsent players are 100% legit with no history of cheating accusations
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>>154187191
thank god this general was cancerous as fuck
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>>154215602
-was
+still is
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>>154216127
-cancerous
+dead
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ok flusha toggled now no joking around anymore boys! let's goo! =)
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>>154215458
You're comparing apples that are a week old to rotten apples and telling me they're bothripe oranges
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Is there any way to fix screen tearing on 60hz without playing on windowed fullscreen? It fucks with my resolution and doesn't let you change the settings
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really wish eleague would get a higher quality stream. it looks disgusting in fullscreen
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flusha hax
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keev.exe > flusha.exe
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>In the press conference following the announcement of the Professional Esports Association, Team SoloMid owner Andy Dinh revealed that the teams are collectively bargaining with Twitch and Faceit's Esports Championship Series to participate in the league.

>The PEA founding teams are Team SoloMid, Cloud9, Team Liquid, Counter Logic Gaming, Immortals, NRG Esports, and CompLexity Gaming.

This is somewhat interesting. Every org bar Immortals already had a spot in ECS.

Immortals are about to compete in the ECS Development league for one of 2 spots. Those 2 spots are then pitted against the bottom two teams of the first season of ECS, one of whom happen to be EchoFox

Immortals SK Renegades Selfless EchoFox and some others are all fighting for two spots

Immortals can very realistically not qualify for ECS... so what happens with their collective bargaining? The report makes it sound a bit like they're already in ECS no matter what happens during the qualifier

Can't help but think there's going to be NA's version of ESL and VP because of this
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>Seven organizations from the North American region including Cloud9, Liquid, and CLG have formed Professional Esports Association with the goal of becoming the NBA of esports.

EUROKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>tyloo beats navi
>vg beats vp

Is China the slav killer?
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>>154216808
vsync

but don't
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>>154216808
Don't have a shit computer? How is this a problem for anyone in 2016
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>>154219784
>I don't know anything but I'll respond anyways.
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>>154219784
Do you not understand how tearing works?
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>>154219784
t. retard
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>>154219898
>>154220104
>>154220186
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>>154190194
>he doesn't use 4:3 because it makes enemies seem slightly larger on screen
>"less peripheral vision"
>implying they cannot check every corner and spot
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>>154219898
>>154220104
not him but explain screen tearing to me if you're so smart

and explain why it's barely noticeable for me when playing at 60fps and completely disappears at 120+ fps (I literally just opened the game to try so don't bullshit me)
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>>154221246
I use 4:3 to get more FPS
Don't really care about hitboxes or FOV because I'm shit and these small things don't matter until I hit 0.01% of the playerbase.
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>>154220186
>>154220104
>>154219898
>he has under 200fps ever
Mochi mochi, 2009 desu
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>>154220781
>>154221246
>get btfo
>i-i'm sure i have a reaction pic for this!
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>>154221752
what do you mean you inbred retard

4:3 is literally a great valid option for those who are able to play and check each corner like it's second nature, which you should be doing anyway even at a low level
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Fps cap or no fps cap?
I limit it at 60fps for the menu and 121 for volvo servers
Isn't a steady framerate better than random peaks of 300fps just to see to going back down?
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>>154221396
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screen_tearing
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>>154222579
>Screen tearing is less noticeable when more than two frames finish rendering during the same refresh interval, since this means the screen has several narrower tears instead of a single wider one.

yeah thanks for proving me right lmao
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>>154222701
>being this stupid
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i wonder if thorin plays pokemon go...
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>>154223269
nice counter argument faglord
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>>154222506
It doesn't do anything. I get 400-500 and it drops to like 300 something
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>>154223464
You're a dumb fucking cunt. I get screen tearing with hundreds of fps
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>>154222506
What kind of netbook are you using?
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>>154224074
works on my machine
you should probably buy a better screen or something
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>>154224074
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>>154224651
>works on my machine-argument

lmao
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>>154224606
Honestly I'm using a 4690k + 970 at 1080p with all the settings maxed out and disabled vsync/blur. I also use x16 AA that might be the cause
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>settings maxed
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FLUSHA
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holy shit jw in the smoke
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>>154226303
What do you mean
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o i am laffin
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>godsent
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>>154225845
>16x AA
don't you mean 16x anisotropic filtering? I have the exact same setup and I can only go up to 8x AA
either way AA should never be above 2x, it eats your fps more than anything else and barely makes a difference, turn that shit down and you'll never get low fps again

>>154226303
nothing wrong with max settings if your PC can stay above 200fps at all times
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>our guy is sitting in his pc laughing at his old shitty teammates
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How the fuck do I fix this one second microstutter shit. I'll be playing with 20 ms and 400 fps and then player models suddenly skip forward or I notice the stutter while I'm moving.
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>homesent
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>>154227841
Max settings objectively has worse visability
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NTH FOR RIP OLOF-KRIMZ DUO
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>>154227842
>mr reddit himself
>our guy
fnatic and godsent are both failures
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>>154228431
>mr reddit himself
lmaoing at youre life favela boy, your reddit is showing.
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>>154228685
YO, FORREAL THO DON'T COMPARE ME TO THOSE FAVELAS MONKEYS BAKA SENPAI DESU

fuck SK and Immortals, both cheating scum monkeys
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>>154227841
Now that you make me think about it actually yes, it's most likely the anisotropic filter and 8x AA (the highest available)
But how is 121fps capped even low? Valve servers are 64 tick and my monitor is 60hz anyway. I feel no input lag
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>>154229167
>But how is 121fps capped even low
It's not, but there's no reason not to leave it uncapped if your pc is good enough to get 200+, the more fps the better.
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>>154229452
But more power consumption for pretty much the same in game performance
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>>154229167
>my monitor is 60hz
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https://twitter.com/SelflessRyu/status/774006990171414528
That explains everything desu
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Back when SK was LG how did they become the best team in the whole world in a few months?
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>>154231414
they won lan games
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>>154226303
>i make my game look as shitty as possible because i tell myself it makes enemies easier to see
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>>154231414
Most unbelievable part about it is the fact that they did it as a team. The entire team became the best in a few months. Not just tier 1, best in the whole world.
It wasn't a case of one individual stepping up, they all just became really really good suddenly. When was the last time some tier 3 line-up became THE best in a few months? Has it ever even happened?
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>>154231973
fnx is a 1.6 legend, lad

favellen has been playing csgo for years

cold and fer as well
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EXPLAIN

>T >H >I >S
>H
>I
>S

GOTARDS
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>>154230938
Dropped the majority of the roster for better players and got the same cheats everyone else uses. Almost all of their early victories were because of misplays from other teams or essentially one off tactics.
>>
>>154232886
I don't get it. can you not read?
>>
>>154232886
this game is dying, baka @ valve for killing csgolounge
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>>154234690
I mean the game was dying before they killed cs go lounge desu
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Fuck CS:GO guys, I've played a lot and now i'm being paired with people who have 200 ping and can't speak English. I'm being paired against people who can jump off high ledges and still kill me with pinpoint accuracy. Any better games I can play or is CS the only good competitive fps?
>>
Ok lads something weird is happening

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/51uad9/this_got_posted_to_reddit_then_deleted_a_few/

so leaks of a new map, then comments that are pointing out that it's a remake of this

http://i.imgur.com/LAW5yBt.jpg

are getting deleted

some fucking higher up shit going on here
>>
>>154237063
nothing
any good competitive game is full of retards
your only option is to pay for 3rd party matchmaking
>>
>>154237196
it's not even a remake, it's literally just screenshot of a map from fucking 2013 and everyone pointing this out are getting their comments deleted.

what the fuck
>>
Man, I just had the craziest MM-game of my life. I didn't get my first kill until the fourth round. When the opposing team had 10 wins we had 6. In the end we won with 16-13, I had 45-17 and 106 score. I actually enjoyed playing the game.
>>
Haven't played much at all for around 1-1.5 years and so I deleted all my cfg files and folders(Also launch options) and wanna start fresh. Any good resources/guides to make an autoexic or config?
>>
>>154237196
>>154237776
>reddit mods are cancer
wow stop the fucking presses right now
>>
>>154239641
apparently it wasn't the mods, someone was abusing the report system and using vote manipulation

same thing happened in another thread saying there was a major update coming, using steamdb.
>>
>>154239560
google
>>
>>154239873
are they good?
>>
>>154240437
All the guides / sites seem outdated
>>
silver is shit

is gold any better?
>>
>>154245926
MM is shit
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I finally finished placing for competitive
I got silver elite
i-is that good
>>
>>154246512
good for a beginner, yes.
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>>154246597
>>
>page 10

uhh?
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>>154251746
>page 10
>>
>>154251746
There's only one page in the catalogue, poobran
>>
Autostarting VibranceGUI (folder located on my desktop) freezes my taskbar for a minute or two upon reboot.

Anyone else have this problem?
>>
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>>154252867
>being straight
>>
7-11 Quarter Pound Big Bites are the official food of /csgog/
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7cN9ygNE00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1riOTSEbGds

>this is a game that is played competitively and has tournaments with millions worth of prize money

you literally CANNOT make this shit up
>>
>>154259537
you must not watch league
>>
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>>154259223
AYO
IM BOUT DAT REAL NIQQA HOURS MM.
BOUT TO GET LIT AND PLAY SUM GAMES
YA SMELL ME MY NIQQA
>>
>>154259537
holy shit
>>
>>154259906
>9/10 and can't get a gf, what do?
>>
Wait, so once 2016 is over, you're stuck on whatever colour for the 2016 service star and getting black is pretty much impossible then?
>>
>>154262046
yes
>>
>>154262135
My autism is killing me
>>
>>154262046
Tbh I actually prefer the red one over the black one.
It would be nice if they could give you the option to change the color to the previous levels.
>>
>>154259906
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>
depressed matchfixing man is playing rank s with our mongol right now
>>
>>154262442
dont talk to me like that, cuck
>>
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>>154263948
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
well i bet you're wondering how i got to NA
>>
ayyy lmaoooo just saw that Attax beat Godsent.

Waddup now Swedecucks?

Germans gonna have a hard time on lan without their cheats tho.
>>
>>154263948
i checked and steel wasn't streaming go. who are you talking about?
>>
>>154264282
dazed
>>
>>154264389
he doesnt have depression
>>
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>>154264423
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>discord is more alive that this
RIP
>>
>>154264542
EleGiggle
>>
don't bet godsent today, some of your skins are ok....
https://twitter.com/jwCSGO/status/774118587715891200
>>
>machinegun is the only one who says gg at the end of the game
feels bad man
>>
he also says hf and gh.
>>
>>154265123
there's no way im touching that thing
>>
all this fucking talking

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
magiskboy looks like he would be a batman villian named "bleachboy" and his backstory would be he fell in a vat of blonde hair dye
>>
ive been out of it for a bit, is Maikelele back on NiP or just standing in?
>>
>>154267052
back
>>
>>154267052
standing in
>>
>>154267052
back
>>
they've got to be throwing
I refuse to believe that these guys who have won two majors can play this bad, even w/o olof
I wanted to believe in these guys but I just end up mad as fuck whenever I watch their games
>>
>>154269175
maybe godsent has an no-cheating policy, or maybe eleague has top-tier anti-cheat
>>
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hey guys. I quit playing LoL because it's a garbage game and it became just a bad habit to play it, I didn't even feel joy while playing it.

I wanna switch to CS:GO. I already played 45ish hours of it so I guess you can say I'm pretty hardcore(deathmatch only) but what should I really do to get actually good? While watching the championship streams I can't pinpoint what makes them good, they look like regular players you can find in an internet caffe.
>>
>>154270227
try slipping a noose around your neck
>>
>>154270297
please no happiness tie
>>
>>154270227
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8IjbWuJ9fc7ZhOwSxmcFQtbnZ2Zh2vWW

If you are the real Bandle I require a compensation in a form of a poppy pic for this exclusive inner circle CSGO content.
>>
>he plays DM to warmup because his reddit streamer told him it would make him have good aim
>>
>>154270346
discharge a firearm into your temple, lolnig
>>
>>154270227
you can call yourself good once you have at least 2k hours and some people even with tat amount of hours are still garbage, the only way of getting good is by playing a lot
>>
nice meme smoke pronax you kike
>>
>>154270487
me being hardcore was a joke

Sometimes playing a lot isn't the right answer. You need to learn how to be good and then practice how to be good. You can't "do it your way" and expect to get good results. It's kinda like bodybuilding.
>>
>>154270659
you will never fit in here, fuck off and don't come back
>>
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>>154270709
>>
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>>154270741
>>
>>154271006
https://discord.gg/76znB
ask here
>>
LUL BOTSENT LUL
>>
>>154271153
>its filled with those cheating anime shitposters
Christ
>>
>>154271736
only winter, riz, and that retarded fin winter dicksucks cheat
>>
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>>154271736
>>154271907
>not being a totemo sugoi anime hacker
>>
Godsent (your guys) is fucking trash.
>>
>>154272415
tyloo are our new guys
>>
when are the brazillians gonna finally get banned
>>
>>154272935
never, too much money is invloved
other pro players would've reported them already, but they have cheats too so they cant risk it
>>
>Maniac has a masters in psychology
>worked for a call center
>coached for two weeks
>now plays with FUCKING CADIAN
>>
tfw no serb csgo bf to analize for you
>>
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>>154259537
what the actual fuck
>>
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>>154259537
Nice game Gotards

Hey atleast your game gets daily updates as well, right, right???
>>
not these two fucks PLEASE
>>
>>154274352
Enjoy it while it lasts, dotard
>>
>get home from work
>hit up r/globaloffensive
>see dignitas 2-0ed godsent
What went wrong?
>>
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Black or red laminate?
>>
>>154275310
2 inches erect?

>>154275429
dude pronax is good lmao xd
>>
>>154276094
worst post of the day

you should flush yourself
>>
>>154276135
get fucking rekt kid
>>
>>154276135
schooled
>>
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i just got csgo like yesterday. why the fuck do i gotta wait a whole day to replay competitive mode?
>>
>>154277495
so it slows you down if you are le epic hacker man

you should use this time to train your aim anon
>>
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>>154277495
cause you might be an evil smurf trying to ruin the competetive matchmaker experience for all the gold novas dude!
>>
>>154274047
His gf is Hedje though
>>
>>154277818
(You) made a good post here Winter. +1 karma
>>
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>tfw you have to use the p2000 since valve changed the pistol sounds
>>
>>154277818
hvh > legit config mm

desu....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7cN9ygNE00

gocucks
are
on
giga
suicide
watch
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>>154280009
>try to kill self
>turn head slightly before I fire
>miss
>now using my phone I hid in my ass to shitpost from the mental ward
>>
monteristo is going ham on PEA and riot on roomonfire with semmler
>>
>>154278254
>tfw valve made you a patrician p2k user

thanks valve
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7cN9ygNE00
>csgo is a professional game for advanced gamers like myself
>>
>niggeredit
>>
>>
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it's time
>>
This shitty as fuck game is dead. There's way too many hackers and now hitreg is even worse with that retarded glitch. Fuck valve fuck the new gun sounds fuck crates.
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>that smoke by somebody

lolllllll
>>
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Leave Asstrails to me!
>>
TyLoo's aggressiveness is going to cost them the match.
>>
Why does every Chinese player use 10+ sens?
>>
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>it's another tyloo gets eliminated episode
>>
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>>154287540
>leave gweilo to me
>>
chinks only know how to mindlessly do smoke setups
>>
Maybe TyLoo wouldn't whiff so many shots if they used eDPI below 2000 and got mousepads larger than a post-it note.
>>
heroic > astralis > navi
>>
Is esport a viable career in China?
>>
>>154288660
only if you do dota2/lol
>>
>>154259537
kek

((((((((comp))))))))) game
>>
>>154259537
Literally unplayable.
>>
>>154259537
why even play this trash lmao
>>
>>154287772
-attacker
+savage
>>
TyLoo will never make tier 2.
>>
TyPoo in TyLoo
>>
>>154290598
maybe once they start playing international events more than once every six months
>>
>losing 5v3
>>
>current year
>not global yet
explain yourself magog
>>
>>154292076
I don't practice my aim and I solo queue.
>>
>>154292076
I play casually.
>>
>>154292076
I don't play the game any more
>>
>>154292153
>>154292542
t. shitters
>>
>>154292629
t. someone who plays MM seriously

lmao go play faceit or something
>>
>>154292629
I'm not a teen, don't have the time anymore. You'll understand when you're not living off your parents.
>>
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>>154292076
>>
If TyLoo wins Overpass, they'll lose Mirage.

It's another "TyLoo upset, but still loses" episode.
>>
>astralis cheating

nice two timeouts strats
>>
>LDLC sticker
The absolute mad chinamen
>>
nice cheat astralis
>>
attacker has a butt crack
>>
>>154293409
whoa dude

I think most people do
>>
>>154191389
Get a bigger mouse pad shitter
I'm on 1.4/400 and still kill people behind me
>>
astralis more like AUStralis
>>
FUCKING CHINKS
>>
Whoa, the pistols sure are balanced in this game!
>>
>>154294463
don't you mean ASStralis?
>>
FUCK YEAH GOOKS SLAY THE CHOKESTRALIS
>>
thank you mr fancy
>>
HOW DO WE SAVE CS GO?
>>
>karrigan so tilted he buys the auto sniper
>>
>>154295345
More good lan tournaments, fewer online shit tournaments.
>>
>>154295345
this
>>154295537
>>154295537
>>
>>154295417
and he gets one tapped by an ak running up a ramp

then DD played that 1v2 perfectly, so fucking patient
>>
le silly hat man
>>
Holy shit tyloo
>>
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Fuck I want Tyloo stickers so badly
>>
>>154295898
They need to expand the major, there are too many teams that are getting shafted by not being able to get sticker money
>>
why is he called captain mo if he's not in game leading???????????????????????????????????????
>>
did mo just aimlock in palace?
>>
>>154296403
they all walling while not onscreen
>>
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>>154296467
and admins allow it?
>>
>>154296512
admins have no clue about this game
>>
>>154296403
no
>>
These A smoke strats are pretty cool.
>>
>>154296785
Yeah
A smokes from Mid is a brilliant
>>
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>Starladder_CS_en is broadcasting a Playlist
>>
>>154296947
been like that all 3 days
>>
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how long until schneider gets kicked again?
>>
>>154297741
3 months
>>
tyloo out choking device

how do they lose that?
>>
device walling hard
>>
Activate it
>>
WELL DONE TYLOO WELL DONE, HOWEVER.
>>
better luck next time tyloo
>>
>that Karrigan VAC
>>
Fucking TyLoo, I'm going to cry when they lose.
>>
>>154297741
V E R S A C E
E
R
S
A
C
E
>>
Who is our guys in the playoffs?
>>
>>154298919
c9
>>
>>154299023
This. This is the best chance they have in a long time to go as far as they can and probably win the whole thing.
>>
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>>154298919
VG.CyberZen

frogs have no chance
>>
>>154298919
NiP obviously
>>
>>154299254
NV vs. VG is a group match.
>>
>>154299558
yes, but if they make the playoffs they'll be against G2 as well
>>
Are Tyloo our guys?
>>
>>154300396
Yes.
>>
>>154300396
not anymore
>>
>>154300396
yes
>>
first to roll a 6 gets to name my knife
>>
TyLoo is literally better than NaVi on Navi's best map.
>>
>>154301791
Real Cuckold
>>
>>154301791
niggerjuicer
>>
>>154301791
StatTrak™ Bayonet | Marble Fade
>>
>>154301791
chinksareourguys
>>
>>154301791
ourguystyloo
>>
>>154301791
xd lol
>>
>>154301791
i hate memes
>>
>>154301791
huehuefavelacheaters
>>
>>154301791
i browse reddit
>>
>>154301791
niggerlover
>>
How long until pronax and znajder gets kicked out of their own team?
>>
>>154301791
RealNiggaHour
>>
>>154301791
redditlolxd
>>
>>154302676
not naming it that
>>
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>>154302676
yea i'm not naming it that
9 decides what i name it now
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J63gfCE1A7g

lmao truu
>>
>>154302731
>>154302524
>>
>>154302714
>>154302731
lame
>>
>>154302731
redditlolxd
>>
>>154302859
yea im not naming it that
7 decides what im naming it now
>>
>>154302731
kys
>>
>>154302928
missharveys dildo
>>
>>154302928

Wanker
>>
>>154302928
redditlolxd
>>
>>154302928
ppoopp
>>
>>154302928
redditlolxd
>>
>>154302928
I suck dicks for a living
>>
If TyLoo had gotten into Group D they would've made the playoffs.
>>
>>154302928
niggerjuicer
>>
>>154302928
redditlolxd
>>
>>154302928
imalittlefaggot
>>
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>>154303757
yea im not naming it that dubs decides what i name it
>>
>>154303817
>not naming it after all those gets
You're a little faggot.
>>
yo I haven't posted here in ages lol what's it like now

do we still say flush yourself
>>
>>154303984
ye

but usually thread lasts at least for 4 days

thats how dead this general has been lately
>>
whats your favorite vintage /csgog/ meme
my personal favorites are pp bizon shitters, im not naming it that, thats me in purple, and ps2 is the most skillbased fps ever
>>
>>154304050
damn

did we die because of gambling getting banned or just random shit
>>
>>154303984
we're deader than naruto general
>>
>>154304081
good taste in memes but not naming it that is just ok

best vintage csgog meme of all time is the only thing that matters as a man is the ability to headshot with an ak meme
>>
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>>154304319
>>
faggot observer
>>
SAVAGE
>>
chinese players have the best names in csgo my dudes
>>
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>>
>comp queue
>train/cobble/cache/inferno/vertigo
>literally goes for 10 minutes without finding a game
>tick all maps
>takes me three minutes
what the fuck is going on?
is it just me? eu btw
>>
Does anyone here know where I can get free smurf accounts ?
>>
>>154306252
gotta add them in order such as having cobble first then inferno then the shit maps at the end
>>
rip chinks
>>
>>154306252
>why would ticking maps with more players shorten my wait time???????????????????????????
>>
ENVY PLEASE WIN THIS 16-10
>>
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>>
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>>154307491
>>
wow nv is garbage

what the fuck was that retarded take
>>
>>154307153
i mean
why does it take so ling
>>
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>>154307786
what
the
fuck
>>
>>154303817
>dubs on vg
>>
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savage
>>
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>>154307786
>>154307953
>>
>>154307786
Just tell me what it is
>>
>>154308404
kennys being outplayed by a chink awper
>>
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HOW BLATANT WILL THIS KID GO!?!?
>>
>>154308452
Nice
>>
fuck you chinks
>>
How long until Asia takes over?
>>
where can i find a case hardened ak47 thats all gold instead of the shit tier blue
>>
>>154309524
ask mcskillet
>>
>>154309606
HEY guys whats going on mcskillet here
>>
I, The WarOwl, Greet you!
>>
>the city of china
>>
can i get a 1g in the chat fambs
>>
>>154310398
1g
>>
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HOW THE FUCK IS VG THIS FUCKING TRASH
>>
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>>154310639
here's a bonus "lol cyberzen" webm i never get to post
>>
why is NBK not playing hello?
>>
>>154310820
>rooting for any chink team but tyloo
>>
>china
>good at any gaem that doesn't require ricing for an hour

pick one gotards lmao
>>
Why the fuck is this game so shit?
>>
>>154312853
Because of bad goys not buying enough skines
>>
OLD KENNYS IS BACK

FUCK YEAH
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>>154259537
why does valve hate us?
>>
>been awake for 2 days now

literally falling asleep rn lads.
>>
>taking selfies with little boys
i hope one of them gets that girl in the polka dot dress' number
>>
>>154259537
this literally explains why im still nova
>>
>>154307786
I CAMme
>>
>tfw forced to play 4:3 black bars or my fps drops to 30 near smokes

nice game gotards
>>
>>154313994
nice computers anontards
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>not rooting for our boys
uhhh gotards???
>>
>>154314431
>watching this shit instead of olofmeister
uhhh????
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>>154314746
>noteventop20meister
>mememeister
id rather go with pupper squad
>>
Guys I miss the old op A1

also don't forget to clean your keyboard/mouse
>>
>>154315008
>not believing in fnatic
l o l
>>
>>154313262
They literally made an update yesterday then deleted it.
>>
>>154314431
Are they seriously losing against girls?
>>
should I sell my cases and get a cheap 50 dolllar knife?
>>
>>154304081
>get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
>alright i think i will play some csgo today!
>remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
>join
>we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
>pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
>we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
>my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
>on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
>I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits
>>
hello my fellow 'gogers
>>
What the hell is Valve doing!?????
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2016/09/15820/
WHY?
WHY?
>>
>>154324480
>no sounds
>no skins
>no operation
>fixed autistic shit reddit bitches about
who care?
>>
>Lag compensation system will now reliably restore pose parameters responsible for animation layering which makes server-side hitboxes for lag compensated players better match client-side rendered models. (Thanks, /u/Spurks)

WE DID IT REDDIT! HECK YEAH!
>>
>>154324882

>valve
>actually listening to gotards
>actually making fixes in a reasonable amount of time

gotards...? are we dotards now?
>>
>>154325425
uhhh reddit =/= gotards
>>
>>154324882
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>
>>154324480
>fixing the jump landing animations

um gotaards?
>>
>>154327216
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>
>300 hours
>Dmg

What now faggots?
>>
>>154327616
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>
>>154327658

>playing MM

LMFAO
>>
>>154324480
So when will it drop?
>>
>>154328003
THIS FRIDAY
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdPx-m4UeTU
>>
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>topfragging higher than the other teams topfragger
>everyones being loud as fuck on the mic laughing
>ask everyone to please be quiet so I can hear
>get votekicked with laughing applause

>bottomfragging
>teammates get upset that were losing
>blame it all on me that I only have 5 kills
>everyone else has 6 and 8 kills so they're "obvs so much better than me"
>say "well I do have 5 kills on the bot"
>"sure you do, just kick him everyone if he's going to be a shitty player then get rid of him too"
>get votekicked

>mid fragging
>dude keeps giving wrong callouts
>fail to clutch because he gave a wrong callout
>he edges up on me the whole game because I failed to clutch on his wrong callout
>he won't shut up and I can't hear shit
>I mute him
>die after getting a kill and lighting another ~50
>hear echos of him talking on other people's mics saying "wow blue is dead what a fucking surprise"
>team votekicks me

literally the last 3 games I just played

why is everyone so difficult when I just want to play

I miss cs:s
>>
>>154259537
As somebody that JUST fell into the rabbit hole of this game...wow. This is blowing up on the Reddit, hopefully Valve gets on this immediately.
>>
>>154333991
they already did actually, there's a beta update that fixes it
valve literally only fixes anything when it reaches the front page of reddit
>>
>>154333810
>playing on cache with friend
>team is shit but i'm carrying
>clutch twice w/ 4v2
>clutch 2nd half pistol round with glocks and a sick flick shot
>carry and win

>play cache again
>topfrag again not anything special with my friend who's a lower rank

>play dust 2
>win even with griefing teammates

>play dust 2 again
>funny teammates
>all my shots are hitting
>win

i love this game sometimes desu
>>
wtf just happened with fallens stream?
>>
>wanting to watch a literally HUE
>>
>>154333070
>animation
>>
>>154333991
It's fixed when the patch goes live.
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WHERE THE F*CK IS MY OPERATION
YOU C*NTS SAID IT "WOULD BE DROPPING HOT THIS FRIDAY"
WHERE THE F*CK IS IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>154336723
next friday
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>>154336813
It better be or else
See you next Friday.....
>>
>>154337078
this has got to be a joke

is it all euro fags or are there muricans
>>
>>154337341
Europe is asleep.
>>
>>154337045
gn4, reranked from ak

na west coast
>>
>>154337341
3 eu 1 burg
>>
Where's the cheapest place to get a CS:GO key?
>>
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>>154337612
not all of europe
>>
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>kicked from game that was clearly an easy win
>spinbotters next game
>>
>>154342104
join discord play with us ^-^
>>
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>>154342160
i'm not prime
>>
is fragadelphia the worst produced tournament of all time?
>>
deags out for harambe

xD
>>
http://www.meipai.com/media/533740117 Tyloo getting some tips from the French cucks
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2Sikab8y6I
you guys know anything about this?
>>
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https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/521bq1/clgred_eliminated_from_fragadelphia_9_by_pupper/

the memes write themselves, lads

this is why i love csgo scene
>>
>>154347078
i knew clg.red was bad, but not that bad. goddamn.
>>
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>worst performing teammate starts trying to call strats at the start of rounds
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>>154346962
u jelly?
>>
>>154349983
i had this happen on nuke. it was clearly some guy being carried by his friend. the guy who was bot was calling retarded strats on nuke and three of our team (not counting me) would try to execute then we'd end up just having to win duels
>>
>>154196139
Eliminated.
>>
>>154351530
Not at all because it's worthless
>>
>>154349983
hes the igl man he doesnt have to frag
>>
>>154340486
just buy it from valve you poor fuck are you seriously worried about saving like 20-30 cents
>>
>>154324747
>>154324882
>>154325425
>they needed this shit pointed out to them not to mention this existing in the first place. lazy coding, people have bitched about hitboxes for ages. It would have taken no time for the devs themselves to identify this but they actually needed reddit to sperg for them.

Now they just need to add optional 128t servers, fix pistols, remove hackers, stop prime being shit, add new operation, make m4 1SHS, fix reward with cz and we may have a playable game.
>>
>>154356661
oh and
-nuke +inferno or some other nonshit map
>>
>>154356738
Why aren't they fixing nuke? They spent a lot of time updating overpass/cbble to get them "competitive ready" but on nuke you can still plant on the fucking silos
>>
>mfw the esports teams with all the money are trying to monopolize esports
>mfw the owners are trying to convince us its a good thing
NEVER support owners. Ever.
>>
>>154357327
they're just afraid of a Riot like situation
>>
>>154357735
Its the same big time money fuckers forming a cartel of sorts. I dont believe for a second it benefits us or the players
>>
I just watched some interview with richard lewis from that shitty show eleague launched about esports and holy shit they are retarded
>>
>>154357958
As viewers, it's probably an even break. For players, who knows, the pic they had for it had a bunch of players there.
>>
>>154357067
They already tried to "fix nuke" and we got this shit. It's probably time to just retire the map desu
>>
15 minutes until Cloud9 disappoint me again and shroud fails to get 10 kills in a map once more.
>>
>>154302731

>yea i'm not naming it that

Go fucking kys then
>>
>>154334053
valve fixes things that show up on the front page of reddit and also provide a clear way to reproduce a bug.

There is a difference
>>
>>154302731
redditlolxd
>>
>>154302731
>>154359029
Really like this name. Better not disappoint sperg.
>>
>>154357735
>Riot like situation
?
>>
>>154302731
flusho (You)rself to be tbqh
>>
>>154359249
Go watch a few richardlewis or thorin videos. Riot has been extremely locked down on what teams can and can't monetize since they own the game, the only league, and somehow employ all the players and control the teams to an extent. Some points are:
>riot doesn't allow teams to promote other games on their youtube involving the LCS teams
>limits what brands appear on match stream/how sponsors appear on jerseys
>tried to take all merchandising rights last year
>tried to ban LCS players from streaming other games (renegged)
>controls how teams can and can't conduct player swaps
>>
>>154359589
thank you.
I would like to blame jews for this. but I don't care about LoL
>>
>>154359670
i'm surprised you missed all of this the last few weeks. thorin and richard lewis wouldnt shut up about it. some riot guy came out on reddit and blamed the teams for ruining esports by not paying players more despite losing money on league. it was funny.
>>
>>154359795
last year of uni started and I just tuned back in for cs
>>
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https://mobile.twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/774410778816438272

Why did this dumbass just ignore the fact that it didn't just take Valve ONE DAY to fix the hitboxes but actually ONE YEAR?

https://mobile.twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/774411042344566786

So it's the costumers job now to perform Q&A? How much Valvedick can you suck, Richard?
>>
WHO CAUGHT THAT BLOWJOB FACE ON CAM
>>
comin' up for air but u still got the taste o dick in yo mouf
https://clips.twitch
.tv/starladder_cs_en/CleverOysterKreygasm
>>
why is c9 so shit?
>>
hello?????? ukranians????
>>
'sup /csgog/


what's the best map for aim training/sensitivity calibration?

thank you in advance
>>
>>154363469
calibration? desu a casual game lol
try aim bots for training
>>
why are they cheering? do they also love america?
>>
>2 buy rounds
>>
>pedophile CS
>>
Fuck al lthe bitching in here from novas and shit. I've been global. Currently at supreme right now. I haven't played a mm game in months.

If you play MM above DMG you are a retard, Go to faceit.
There are so many fucking cheaters in MM at LE and above. At least 1 per side per game.

Coming from Master tier faceit and rank B+ in ESEA
>>
>>154364287
sometimes I like to pretend a cute boy is slowly swallowing my erect member while I read cs general. am i gay?
>>
>>154364287
There's too many people like you who bitch about people cheating and there being "sooo many cheaters in mm", it's awful. I see myself just how often I'm being accused of being a cheater, some days it's as often as every single game and these are the same people who go on and bitch on online forums about mm being full of cheaters. Kill yourself
>>
>>154336967
sucker heh....
>>
>>154364648
you have no idea how easy it is to get cheats then lol
>>
>>154364648
http://dweb.io/counterstrike-is-broken
>>
>>154366501
>that guy tries to prove his point by using cheats in ANOTHER GAME
>>
>>154366551
>CS:GO is on the same level of hacking complexity as this open source game
At least we get cases
>>
is not using acceleration a meme?
>>
>>154367794
other way around
>>
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surprised to see a pro player using a wireless mouse
>>
>cheat9
so obvious tho
>>
>>154367871
does that mean it's good or bad
>>
>>154368309
using a meme is not acceleration
>>
>>154368070
remote bluetooth hacks
>>
>autismatic throws incendiary into his smoke
NA CS without cheats is literally garbage
>>
Nip or Astralis my amigos?
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>>154368557
nip
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>>154368557
>needing to ask
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>>154368557
>>
>>154368187
I think you mean Skriptsid3
>>
Are NiP gonna win their first LAN since Asus ROG 2015 (with Maikelele there as well)?
>>
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>>154369131
They won Dreamhack Masters in like May
>>
>>154369131
they beat navi at malmo this year
>>
>>154369131
no astralis is going to shit on them
>>
>>154369209
>asstralis
>EVER BEATING NiP
historically impossible
>>
>>154369209
Device gets spaghetti arms against NiP, mate.
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>>154369209
dreamhack cluj napoca is a perfect example of Astralis choking
>>
I'll let everyone in this thread bukkake me if Nuke gets played between NiP and Astralis.
>>
>>154195420
source/10
>>
support the japanese scene!~
https://www.twitch
.tv/japanesports
>>
>>154369746
jjokbari scum. dokdo is korea's.
>>
le chill man
>>
>>154369889
dumb korean. go kill yourself like all your friends did.
>>
>>154370073
damn, those maps are in favor of Astralis

nip magic incomin tho right?
>>
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>>154370246
you're suppose to be watching the japanese games
>>
>>154370317
i have it on another tab on mobile quality so i count as a viewer
supporting them but im not watching
>>
FOREST
BABY

Also Maikelele is playing sick this LAN. Dump that shitter Friberg for him please.
>>
>>154370610
Astralis is rotating soooo fucking much
that f0rest 2k tho
>>
Who the hell is freeburg?
>>
>>154370736
i think that's the correct way to pronounce friberg but fryburg sounds way better than freeburg
>>
*SLAMS FIST*

i had to reinstall windows 10, and now CS:GO has a slight input lag.

i disabled the xbox recorder but the input lag persists. my FPS hovers around 250-300 which is normal. i'm not sure but it may have been the win10 update that led to this.

has anyone experienced the same thing, and do you know a solution?
>>
>>154370610
>Maikelele is playing sick this LAN

>fucked up two clutches this map alone
>only 5 rounds in
>>
>>154370798
It's half-correct, but fryberg sounds better in English. I'm Swedish.
>>
>>154370881
so freeberg is how you pronounce it in swedish?
>>
maikelele not checking corners and costing them rounds
>>
>>154370926
it's more like flee-bley
https://translate.google.com/#sv/en/Friberg
>>
>>154370926
That's not how you correctly pronounce "berg", but the first part is right. R in "berg" needs to be rolled. Also the "er" is a EH sound.
>>
>enter server
>full to the brim with russians talking through shitty mics

Everytime
>>
Our guy friberg with 3 kills total in round 18.
>>
This is the most boring match I've ever seen
>>
Dust2 is the cheater containment map
>>
guys i'm watching a keemstar video right now
>>
Will C9 be able to make it to the finals?
>>
>>154372139
Don't think so Astralis is looking good.
>>
maikelele fucking suck
>>
why are our guys losing, goggy?
>>
>>154372503
who dis
>>
>>154374070
what are you talking about? our guys are winning.
>>
>reach supreme solo queuing
>team is full of TKs and griefers the next 2 matches
>>
>>154374070
they're coming back like always my dude
>>
Classic choke/comeback script.
>>
Even if NiP win this map, I'm afraid of Overpass since it's an Astralis map. Our boys will prevail!
>>
>>154370802
uninstall windows 10
>>
our guys

OUR GUYS
>>
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>>154376329
OUR FUCKING GUYS
>>
maikelelele
>>
>>154376694
surprisingly not shitting the bed
>>
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'ello gotards
>>
>>154377367
new phone who dis
>>
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>>154370802
Does it really for you? I just started playing and I have Windows 10. I wanna git gud and I've actually been afraid of even the most minute input lag. I don't FEEL like it's lagging usually, but sometimes I do. Maybe I'm just raging. Any good way to check?
>>
>>154377458
HOW DO WE FIX ASTRALIS?
LITERALLY, HOW?
>>
>Valve releases an update and have successfully cucked Reddit into thinking they care.

The sound updates have to be appreciated now before beginning to write a comment over there.
>>
OUR GUYS
>>
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NINJAS IN PYJAMAS
I
N
J
A
S

I
N

P
Y
J
A
M
A
S

>astralis
LMAO
>>
Can C9 beat NiP?
>>
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>>154378147
Sadly, no.
>>
G2 is our guys over Envy, right?
>>
>Olof smurfs around destroying everyone and ruins the fun for the whole enemy team
>People start to hack in response
>He gets mad
>>
>>154380931
link rfn
>>
>>154380741
nV is literally team reddit with NBK
>>
>frogs vs frogs

uhh... gotards?
>>
>>154377828
sound """"updates""""
>>
>>154381150
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pmq76d098Gc
>>
holy shit this is a dead ass general
>>
>>154381543
gay posting was the final nail in the coffin
>>
>>154381603
discord was
>>
How do you peak corners without getting headshotted?
>>
>>154382265
Wall hacks.
>>
>>154382265
poopflash
>>
>>154382609
>2 flashes
>20 corners
>>
Counter strike: gambling offensive has been dead for a while desu
>>
>>154382265
peak em fast
>>
>happy still lurking

um?
>>
literally france vs algeria
>>
RABBIT
>>
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post endgame stats lads
>>
bodyy make me hornyy
>>
>>154383845
>Sam G
why is this name so familiar?
>>
>cheat2
boooooooooooo
>>
>>154384197
Sam Gyde
>>
>>154384197
Notorious homo
>>
apex is either going to have a stroke or is on some heavy drugs
>>
>>154384197
the gay boy that likes to cook LMAO
>>
wow nV has a perfect score
>>
kennys carrying redditus hard
>>
what the fuck are you doing g2
>>
>>154386643
he's just got a heavy case of motor tics
sucks for someone who's on camera when he's under pressure
>>
SHOX WAS THE PROBLEM
>>
-devil
-happy
-apex
-nbk
>>
>>154386857
>motor tics
that makes more sense, i used to know someone who did the same thing but with blinking
>>
ScreaM looks like that college guy who goes to high school parties to hit on teenage girls lmao
>>
>>154387589
>projecting this hard
>>
Is shox clean?
>>
>>154388679
carrying hard
>>
GGWP nV
>>
>>154388679
yep
he's just very smart and very calm
literal god
>>
>>154388679
no
>>
>>154386962
NBK isn't even playing
>>
wow kennys is shit
>>
>cant even speak english well

LOL
>>
>>154388864
>he's just very smart and very calm
Pretty much this. I don't think I've seen him tilted before.
>>
Why is csgo reddit full of gold nova idiots, who are sensitive to whatever you say? jesus the place is such a cancer
>>
g4 / mg1 is trully the comfiest rank group
>>
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>disagree with this guys opinion
>get blocked on his twitter

Why can't he take criticism like a man, just like thorin does?
>>
>>154388947
Then we're 25% there already.
>>
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>>154389698
>thorin
>man
He's a cocklad.
>>
>tfw hacking, griefing and throwing all at the same time
eheh >:D
>>
>>154389698
He's a faggot.
>>
>>154389859
thoren is bae
>>
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>>154389859
he's our guy you cucklord
>>
>>154228823

bigdickmeister
>>
>>154227842
Must be a big PC.
>>
>>154228823
literal pencil dick
>>
>>154390315
>t. black cock enthusiast
>>
>>154383845
>mm
>thinking youre good

lmao
>>
>>154391381
this

mm is for casual players and people who think they are good
>>
is snappi more manlet than xizt?
>>
>shaking hands before the game

Why?
>>
>>154391726
why not?
>>
>it's another cobble episode

-cobble
+inferno
>>
>>154391775
Because you do it at the end of the match.
>>
>>154391953
it's basically gl hf

it happens in ftooball between captains

it's a sportmanship thing
>>
>>
Does MODDII still cheat?
>>
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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that are above LEM
>and still soloqueue
>in matchmaking
>in 2016
>>
>>154394674
I don't get it
>>
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Fuckin Starladder bringing the bantz
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>>154394770

why put yourself through that suffering? soloqueue is awful and is for masochists
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>somebody
>Savage
>Machinegun
>crazyguy
>Stewie2k

why hasnt it happened yet
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>>154394984
what else am i gonna do? get friends? yeah lol lol that's going to happen lol yeah lol
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>>154395127

i was once like you son. I've played this game soloqueue for a year and a half and yoyoed between SMFC and LEM. Once I started adding people from my soloqueues that communicated and weren't shit the quality of my life has improved dramatically. We got so many people together we just play 10man mixes on private servers instead of MM. I like this game way more now.
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