/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

>>153827672
First what 'what is dickplomacy'?

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2nd for me
Because I fotgot to sage old thread while posting new thread

>>153827843
what would be the point? It was over the bump limit

>>153828125
Sorry
I am retarded sometimes

Is it considered cheating to use the cheat menu thing to buy outfits for your companions, while not using money cheats of any kind?

>>153828298
Yes, using CHEAT MENU is cheating

>>153828298
I personally don't consider it cheating to buy things like Khergit Guard Armor because it is not possible to get it any other way.

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>>153828298
>Is it considered cheating to use the cheat menu

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>>153827738
I gave it a shot, people say that it actually contains some proper readme with features, but to me it just looks like generic Diplomacy readme plus installation instructions.
As far as I'm aware it's Diplomacy with added lewd.
You can fuck lords / companions / party members.
Put female prisoners (including noble ladies) into brothel where they make money for you each week.
You can rape your prisoners. You can order your female prisoners to peg your ass or have your party members manrape that unlucky looter prisoner you have.
There might be more to it that I'm not aware of, I have played it only briefly, but if it was actually part of Floris, AD or some other decent mod I could probably end up playing it more unironically. But it would require more sex animations too.

>>153828565
Oh yeah, forgot to add, while inspecting a customer giving one of my prostitutes a tumble, he was occasionally letting out pig / horse sounds, so that was pretty bizarre.

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Mod about touhous when?

>>153828751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1pWMIqEdw

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is starving castles the best way to siege as a khergit?

>>153828991
Just hire non-kreghit infrantry.

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>>153828991
No, you are supposed to ask your friendly Rhodok merchant to provide some Hired Blades to do the job. He is your greatest ally after all.

Official /mbg/ faction ranking:
1. Crypto-Germans/France
2. Crypto-Slavs
3. Crypto-Jews
4. Crypto-Pure-Steppes-Nomads
5. Crypto-Sand-Niggers
6.Crypto-Vikings

>>153828565
>>153828730
It has a lot of bugfixes and additional content like horse archer AI, a few siege fixes (like all troops with bows / crossbows being assigned as archers so Sword Sisters are in towers and guarding walls, not waiting at the latter) and so on so forth.
Dickplomacy anon says he has a pastebin but he's apparently too lazy to link it.

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>>153829338
>/mbg/ is a one person

More like:
1. Rhodoks
2. Vaegirs
3. Nords
4. Swadians
5. Sarranids
6. Khergits

In my personal opinion.
But that's mostly because I'm a racist slav with hard-on for crossbows.

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>>153829624
Good goy!

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Posting in hounour of Pure Steppe Waifu Poster

>>153829624
>memekings
>anywhere but last
shit taste desu senpai

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>>153829946

>>153829946
t. descendant of Swedish Vikings

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>>153829872
>steppe waifu
>not an horse
Excuse me?
Post the centaur. The true steppe waifu.

>>153830336
Horsefucker

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>>153830336
With whole my musume girl collection I have only two (II) pictures of centaurs and moreovere these are only reaction pics

>>153830417
>MMXVI
>Not wanting to fuck a horse
Gay

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>>153830417
Yeah, and?

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>>153830752
>that manga
Fish girl was the worst in whole thing desu

>>153830813
Not one of Zone's better flashes

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>say the line cao cao poster!

>>153830935
He is dead, as our souls.

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>wake up again

>Bannerlord still isn't released

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>>153831249
>wake up again
>you are still alive

>>153828350
>>153828419
to be fair, it shouldn't be as difficult as it is to purchase ~8 of the same type of armor when you're the fucking king

>>153831371
you saying you want it for free, you fucking commie?

>>153831371
I didn't vote for you

>>153831490
if you use the cheat menu you still have to pay for it m8

>>153831537
>being a bloody peasant

>>153830752

her face is so god damn pretty

why cant she just be a full human

>there is apparently no relation penalty for breaking into a castle, slaughtering the guards, and making off with a valued prisoner of war
shouldn't the swadians want to kill your ass if you sprung king yaroglek from dhirim's dungeon?

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>>153831249
>wake up again
>Bannerlord is released on consoles but not on PC

>>153831949
I guess you leave no living witness?

>>153831934
Because if she was she wouldn't be as pretty

Since armor appears to protect much better in ACOK than in vanilla, is it worth it to use a blunt weapon even if it has lower damage on paper?

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>>153832250
Test it by yourself

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The Kingdom of Vaegirs declared war on us, and went to besiege Sargoth, which I own.
>Significant group of enemies spotted near Sargoth.
>Army of enemies spotted near Sargoth.
>Large army of enemies spotted near Sargoth.
>Great host of enemies spotted near Sargoth.
I didn't even know “Great host” was a thing in M&B:W and nearly shit my pants.


I actually survived, though. I rode out and defeated two lords who were riding past Fenada to join the host, then fucked off into my city.

>You have ~500 troops fit for battle against the enemy's ~1500.

I had to abort the first assault since it wasn't going well, but that was enough to make a third of the enemy lords fuck off. The Vaegirs besieged Sargoth for about a week, with swarms of caravans and farmers buzzing outside, and they eventually launched a second and a third assault.

I weathered both of them with few losses on my side (didn't even have to tab out, they were fought to the bitter end). The second failed assault again made half of the lords fuck off, and after the third, they only had about 200 men left. I rode out and killed some 50 more before the gates of the city, but had to retreat due to injuries, but the enemy left too.

Having 50 Rhodok Sharpshooters and 25 Huscarls in my party, and my garrison stocked with Rhodok Trained Crossbowmen and Nord Trained Footmen, really paid off. I'll try and train a bunch more so I have some 50 Sharpshooters in every garrison. They do well even when they're stupid enough to run down the ladders to attack the incoming enemy.

In retaliation, I conquered Currin Castle and defended it against another army of 700 or so, by sniping hundreds of archers with crossbows and tabbing out of the battle when I ran out of ammo/when the siege tower reached out walls.

>>153832512
what mod is that?

>>153832309
My character is still weak enough that I barely do damage anyway. I thought someone might have experience.

>>153824862
Gekonewer
+Its a Japan mod and I'm a weeaboo
-It doesn't have kitsune masks

>>153832512
>tabbing out of the battle when I ran out of ammo/when the siege tower reached out walls.
lmao exploits

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>>153832557
Dickplomacy.

Thanks to the Dickplomacy Anon; it's really a great mod all throughout. The new maps, custom banners, formations, etc. all-in-one is a top tier package.

The sex is also pretty conductive to role-playing.
>conquer Durquba, the last holding of the Sarranids
>take my due by waltzing into the travern and picking up a townswoman

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>>153832870
The superior strategies and mind-boggling tactical maneuvers of Player Faction are simply beyond the average Calradian's ability to comprehend.

So what reason could there be that the sex scene controls in Dickplomacy don't work? Is it because I messed with it in TweakMB?

>>153831976

yes she would, look at her face

the horse part is disgusting

What are some good mods to kill some time till bannerlord releases?
Is Nova Aetas any good?

>spend money on Heavy Spiked Mace
>realise it's (p) and not (b)
Fuck this bullshit

>>153833125
try re-configuring your camera settings in the diplomacy settings under the camp menu

>>153827672
LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:

Gamescom Siege video :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv2qb66PbUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rq-fEc1N0I

Interview with Armagan : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqYTjnnhf_c

>>153833246
Hey, that worked, thanks a million. I didn't even know there was an option like that that was hidden until you disabled battle continuation.

>>153833230
Floris is everything native should have been, if you haven't tried it out yet.
Just remember to disable expanded troop trees.

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>>153832758
>-It doesn't have kitsune masks
Wait what.
How come Gekonewer anoon didn't put these in ? They're both in the suguroku submod and my own submod resources

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>tfw you shoted your troop in the head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtEXWP5JHEM

>>153829624
>Im a slav
Opinion automatically discarded.
**Subhuman**

>>153834564
>faling for germanic meme

>Dickplomacy has a firearms skill and even bullets
>no firearms in the mod
Why

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>>153834604
>Implying meme

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>meme

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>>153834679

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>meme

>>153834827
>Same IQ as some sand nigger infested occupied state
>Still has to leech on them to survive
>No slavic shithole ranks higher than a nigger infested occupied state
If you werent a retarded slav or know the concept of dignity, you would understand why this is in favor of the Germans.

>Swadia is at war with 4 other factions at the same time
>Harlaus refuses to declare peace with any of them and instead decides to hold a feast
Are you fucking kidding me

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>>153834926
Tbh, slavs were destroyed by over 70 years of communism

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>>153835101
>Chose not to side with benevolent masters
>"We da strong men need no help"
>"Oh, these Prussians, haha fuck them and U HITLER! UK backs us lol, the US too!"
>Got fucked and lead by the nose by the Anglos, worse than Germans ever did
>"We didnt choose Communism"
>70 years later, the areas given from Germans are now fucking forests, despite being the most prosperous lands under Germans
>Currently slaves of Germans
>Begging Germans to create an unified EU army, again
>Leeching on Germans' tits, like centuries before

Tbh, I dont know what is more pathetic, niggers or poles/non balkan slavs.

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LONG MAY HE REIGN.

>>153828812
>It has better Elephants than Floris.
Well.. It wasn't that hard I guess.

>>153834619
there's a hidden handgonne

>>153831249
>wake up again
>I'm still the beast I worship

I do I put hoes into my brothel in dickplomacy? I have 12 peasant grills as prisoners with me, but I dunno how to put them in. I don't own the city where it's built btw.

>>153836231
talk to the brothel madam

>>153836282
the only options are
show me the books
I can't afford to run this anymore
bye

>>153836338
turn on non-consensual

>>153836402
k, thanks

Is dickplomacy patch only for those who had previous versions installed or full version doesn't include it yet?

>>153836529
only for people with previous versions installed

Is Daenarys and Arya in the ACOK mod? I've played a while and have yet to run into them.

>get request from lady for visit
>she's in a faction that I'm at war with
>beat 6 lords en route to her, roughly ~500 troops total
>also fight off several guards when I try to sneak into the castle
>finally get to her, see my relation is 31 with her
>decide to try and get some poontang finally
>she rejects me
What the fuck do I have to do to get these whores to accept it

>>153836597
they are in secret harems in the desert and mountains

>>153836889
Did she give a reason for the rejection? I'm pretty sure they're supposed to. Possible reasons I know of are that relation is too low or her keeper (father or brother) doesn't approve.
Either way, keep visiting her and reciting poetry and become best buds with her dad/brother.

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If someone disappears from Calradia, is there a chance that they will return someday?

>>153836889
try marrying her first

Playing ACOK, my party is now always on the boat model.
Is there any way to fix that?

>>153837609


what a qt

>>153837609
Not in Native.
In Floris, yes.

>>153837135
"I will not have you disgrace me like this" or something

>>153837616
Hell no, this is my serial rapist character

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>>153837878
>serial rapist
>gets rejected

>>153837878
wait are you playing dickplomacy
I think you need to raise your charisma.

>>153838079
Yeah, I am. I meant it literally when I said I was trying to get some poontang.
I have 18 charisma, guess that's not good enough though.

>>153838174
hey man it's fantasy middle ages, I thought you were finna get hitched to git dat ass

>>153838369
Nah. If anything I'm trying to ruin that for most people in the realm

>>153838174
I started getting free poon with 21 CHA

What the fuck is this language in dickplomacy?

>>153839251
English?

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>>153837609
>Bitch is all over my dick but her debauched 50 relation father dont let her marry me
Help. 400 into the game, 200000 in treasurey, but no town. Thats probably why the dickbag still dont like me.

How do you rape or fuck these fine bitches in Dickplomacy? I already got the cucking and picking up chicks in tavern. Marriage is obvious.

>>153839904
*400 days

>>153839904
capture the town or castle she is in.Don't let her go and say you will want ransom.The next time you talk to her you should be able to pull her to a cell and even make one of her relatives watch.

>>153840142
Do you have to take the castle alone? I remember joining a siege with based Harald and Ragnar and the bitches were like "lol tide of war, bye see ya later".

>>153840335
You should receive the castle I think.I was with the rightful queen of Swadia who gave me the castle immediately so I don't know.

>>153840335
Also, how do you amass a large party in Dickplomacy? I havent play native again in a long time, and the party size is way too small.
I have 27 CHA and 10 Leadership plus 1000 renown, and my party is a pathetic 147 Huscarl rape squad.
Maybe Im getting a little scrub but damn, any castle I capture was not worth it and I didnt bother to take them.
Cheating to increase stats isnt ideal either because it just fucks shit up, because the moral penalty will be massive.

>>153840439
>Dumb feminist whore
>Rightful queen
Wew lad

>>153840616
She is the only reasonable option if you want to fuck a queen.

>>153840616
*morale penalty

>>153840683
>He bought the noble pussy meme
>Not knowing that only virgin pussai is good

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>>153840773
>not wanting to fuck the liege of counts whose wives and daughters have already submitted to the D

>>153840616
You don't.
If you want more troops, you tell other nobles to follow you and just hope they don't fuck off at an inopportune moment.
Yeah, I know, the way Native handles party size for the player is bullshit.

>>153839904
>fuck
Have high enough CHA (21 for me). The option to ask them to fuck you will appear eventually, and once you reach a certain CHA threshold, they will agree too.

>rape
>>153840142

>>153840616
You should own at least one castle. A castle gives you a +20 bonus to your retinue cap.
Being Marshal also gives you a temporary boost.

How do you get the Flintlock Pistol? Considering there is a stat for it now can we get it without cheating?

Would someone like to explain to me why the fuck the prisoners I'm breaking out of prison are attacking me and are counting as enemies so I can't end the prison break until I knock them unconscious and are forced to leave them behind as a result

>>153840335
you have to be the one that captures the castle (can't join a siege started by someone else)

>>153839880
Not everything. Looters are names in some gibberish on the map.

>>153842081
native bug, fixed in the next patch

>>153842239
So there's nothing I can do? I just have to abandon the quest?

>>153842314
Correct.

Is it possible to make a character who takes over Calradia without fighting a single battle? I can just wait out each and every town/castle's food storage, right?

>>153842458
Seems like I can just take over the entire castle and that works too. Lot more trouble, but hey.

>>153842893
If you're in a position to do that, why didn't you just do it the moment you realized the bug persisted?
Usually, when I'm springing a noble, it's in a castle/town that the faction has held for a while, with more than 200 troops of mostly T4 or higher. I ain't doing that shit without buddies or lower difficulty settings.

>>153843212
Honestly, I just didn't think of it, because I had been playing completely non-aggressive for 200 days. And I wasn't entirely sure that would fulfill the quest, but I guess it does.

>>153842536
You can go full merchant way and get lots of money then get lots of leadership to make a scary army so enemy lords won't follow you but it would take lots of time.

>>153842536
you can wait out every castle/town provided you have enough cattle. However, it takes 30 game days to starve out a castle and 100 game days to starve out a town so it's not really recommended

>>153827672
Warband borring edition

>>153843854
>>153844052
Excellent. Gandhi playthrough here I come

>>153844052
I have read before that starving them is pretty useless unless you outnumber them anyways.Does Dickplomacy fix this or was it always viable?

>>153844416
it has always been possible to starve a garrison
you don't want to try starving an enemy if you can take it by regular assault. The ideal target to starve is a castle or town with large number of high tier troops in the garrison. The more troops the garrison has, the quicker they'll run out of food. You want to make sure that your party is strong enough to fend off any attack from lords seeking to break the siege though. The troops in the garrison however are static and cannot be moved out so you can ignore them

>>153841572
I thought this bonus only applies to NPC lords. Does Dickplomacy let it apply to the player?

>>153835101
>Tbh, slavs were destroyed by over 70 years of communism
>chinks are 105
>'two bombs' Japan are also 105
No excuses.

Honest question:

Is 1860's mod any good? The Creator semms to be insanely autistic, but ist apparently builds on a pretty solid M&B mod

>>153847176
family.....

>>153835420
>70 years later, the areas given from Germans are now fucking forests, despite being the most prosperous lands under Germans
>Currently slaves of Germans
>Begging Germans to create an unified EU army, again
>Leeching on Germans' tits, like centuries before
what

>>153846667
>my feet hurt
>i wish i was back home feasting

>>153847776
It's his back that should hurt, m8. Not to interrupt your memeing, or anything.

>>153846667
>VLC
>Internet Explorer

>>153847981
maybe she's doing some weird medieval bdsm shit with his feet

>>153848252

>Windows 10

>>153847397
east prussia, pomerania, silesia, were apparently prosperious under the germans but now uninhabited abandoned wilderness under the poles, post expulsion of germans

>>153848549
I live in Silesia and I fucking wish that were true. Not like any of your ravings are true anyway.

>>153848268
Bullshit, matador, grab the floor, whip it cracked to all fours
You whimper while I raid the kingdom of Swadia

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>>153844649
Aye.
I only own one castle though, so I don't know if it's cumulative.

>>153848735
i fucking love u death grips anon

>>153849127
most hated therefore most loved

>>153828812
Any videos in a human language?

What do you think a reasonable estimate for beta/full release dates is?

1257AD any fun?Tried it couple of times but I found it pretty boring.What's so good about it?

>>153849675
full release will be in summer 2018

>>153849675
Late Q2/early Q3 2017.

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I'm posting Stalin until we get a good Russian mod.

>>153849737
you get to project real life nationalism into a video game

>>153849937
But anon, what about the red wars?

does being gay improve your mount and blade playing?

>>153850380
Yes better xbow usage

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>>153834926
>m-muh glorious preussen ubermenschen
laughingwhores.jpg
Go away, Vlad.

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>>153850504
nice

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>pretty close to uniting the whole continent
>most lords are leaving the realm already, there's only 4-5 lords left on each factions, 7 in mine
i-i'm sorry for being rude okay, please come back everyone ;_;

>>153851443
Dickplomacy anon should add feature for them to return, if it's not already in.

Why does sleeping with noble ladies that are married decrease my honor and relation? How do they know?

>>153852020
secret cams

>>153852020
which lord is most likely to be into cuckolding?

>>153852020
their husbands are jealous and probably have informers everywhere

Is Bannerlord going to fix the ridiculous terrain in Warband?

>>153852247
whats bad with terrain?

>>153852298
The vertical dimension seems very exaggerated.

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Would it be better to start with the nords or the khergits as an archer character?

>>153852509
Khergs.

who here doing a /purerun/ on dickplomacy?
this pussy is virgin and for god only

coincidentally though
how do i trigger rape scenes?

>>153852507
do you ever go outside anon?

>>153852673
You have to turn non-consensual sex on from the options in the Camp menu first. Then it should just be through dialogue.

>>153852943
I've done that, and even being captured by bandits hasn't resulted in rape

maybe i'm just really unlucky

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>conquered the last holding of the Sarranids long ago
>they stuck around for some time, trying and failing to take back some territory from the Rhodoks
>faction eventually dissolved

>come home to Sargoth after beating up some Swadians
>see Sultan Hakim (Commoner) sitting there

>When we last met, you had me at your mercy and allowed me to go free. That was kind of you, and I am glad that our kingdoms are no longer at war.

>ask him what the realm is doing
>pic related

Yes, Sultan Hakim. We should let the rest some time. ;_;7

>>153852673
Set sexual content to enable consensual and non-consensual, get captured by bandits or a debauched lord.

>>153853038
You pasted the adult content from the content options right?
I started a female character as a test and I got raped right after starting

>>153852676
Do you ever stop sucking cock, you fucking retard?

>>153853195
yup, done all that.

i've been captured by bandits, lords, so forth, and no rape yet.

>>153852676
Only sometimes!

But usually I don't run into hills that have an 80' slope.

>>153853107
thats sad he became an old mad man living on his old memories ;_;

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>>153850205
Does look neat though, shame it's completely ded.

>>153852673
Join a faction or be a merc, get captured and when guards ask for money to release you refuse them.

Does someone have a link to the Diplomacy mod?

I assume it isn't the one on steam if it has rape

>>153853717
Read the OP, bro.

>>153853107
kings respawning after their faction being destroyed is not intended, though I imagine it won't break anything

>>153853717
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=116424.0 is regular Diplomacy, Dickplomacy is in the OP

>>153852943
Not him but where is it in the Camp menu? I don't have any option related to Dickplomacy in there.

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>>153853107

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>>153828812
>that video
Huh, I'm actually impressed.

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>>153855153
i'm not sure what am i looking at..

>>153854736
I think it's "content options". Might be unavailable if you didn't copy adult content over from the content options folder in the dickplomacy module folder

This might come as a stupid question, but what is the best way to defeat phalanx in the Rome at War mod?

I always end up having tremendous casualties against them

>>153856127
What the fuck am I looking at

>>153856357
footage from bannerlord

>>153856609
lol

>>153855618
If memory serves well that's an MMD shot with 2hu models and the M&B ui plastered over it.

>>153856315
distract and flank probably

>>153856315
HAMMER AND ANVIL

t. /twg/

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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

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This is a STURGIAN thread. If you are not STURGIAN or of STURGIAN descent, please refrain from posting.

>>153858572
/mbg/ is rightful Battanian clay.

>>153858572
Is axe throwing decent in combat or is it just a meme?

>>153858816
its good especially in sieges when you have a lot of axe throwers defending your walls

>>153858816
It's a meme just like the vikings.

>>153858816
Throwing axes are super killy but like all throwing weapons suffer from small quiver sizes and shit accuracy

>>153859207
t. swacuck

>>153859568
nords are memes

>>153858816
in native throwing rocks/daggers are better because ammo size/no PT requirement/low base damage + high PT = super accurate and deal loads of damage

>>153858572
Look, I'm all for shitting on the slavfaggots who want sturgians to be ebin protoslavs, but i'm a rhodokfag and therefore I have to side with the ETERNAL ANGLO Battanians for butterlord

>>153860068
>welsh/irish faction
>english
dumb rhokike

>>153860068
>rhococks
>not a fusion of highland sheepshaggers and Italian city states

>>153860690
there's nothing gaelic about them besides the mention by armagan

How do I creampie in dickplomacy? Or does it always end with my character standing above the other?

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hey this naruto mod is pretty fun

>>153864107
WE

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>>153864107

>>153862343
ragged outfit is basically a great-kilt

>>153864107
Oh my god are they all doing the Naruto run?

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>>153864107

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>>153864107

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>>153864107
For what purpose

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>>153864107

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it even has linkin pals music

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Can I have multiple wives in Dickplomacy?

Because I don't see why I shouldn't be able to.

>>153864862
thanks for the free product key senpai

Something nice that Floris has that 1257 doesn't (from what I've noticed so far) is that in Floris you can just be hired by a lord and be equipped like a soldier and get promoted and stuff if you want. Dunno if 1257 has that but that was some good shit

>>153864989
Freelancer?

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>>153864862

>>153864989
1257 has Freelancer.

>>153865043
>>153865134
Oh really? Sweet. I have a town or whatever under my command, would I need to give that up to get employed?

>>153864989
it does, depending on what renown you have depends on what troop tree you start as
can't remember the brackets though, but it was ranged tree as lowest, infantry tree as middle, cavalry as high
this is all within 150 renown iirc

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oh hell yeah, i love me some emoticons

>>153865184
it's not really worth giving up if you're that far
better to be a merc and use lance recruitment

>>153865184
I don't think you lose fiefs. 1257 also has a unique Freelancer feature that lets you go on leave from any Catholic kingdom to freelance for the Crusader States.

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>>153864107

>>153865347
>lance recruitment
damn, didn't pick that one at start. I'm kind of shit at the game, what happens is I get some people, run into raiders, they drink from my skull and I have to rebuild. Just want to get employed so I have get some cash, good equipment then go from there

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>>153865250
>I want by everyone here a cup of drink

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love me some memes too boys

>>153865524
if you pick lance recruitment then every town you go to has 30~ mercs for hire for 1k
you may want to restart because lance recruitment is much better than regular

>>153865250

that's cute

>>153865637
Yeah might as well, haven't really made any progress since starting. How would I go about joining an army?

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>>153853107
Update: after I met him, he sat in my throne room for some time. When I talked to him he basically acted like a lord of my faction (i.e. giving information about the location of Nord vassals and ladies).

He stayed there for a while, gathering more men. Eventually he left the city, and now he stands outside of it with some captured looters in tow.

Would be nice if I could move him, he could keep the Desert Bandits about Durquba in check; there's not much do to around Sargoth.


In other news, I am now defending the castle of a fellow Jarl, who ended up marrying one of the three ladies I was courting (she's got around 40+ relation with me). He is out, it's just the two of us in the throne room, and we are surrounded by Swadians.

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no comment familias

>>153865763
Just talk to a lord and ask to enlist in their army.

>>153865902
well shit, that easy? Didn't give me the option before. I'll try that though, maybe it changed. Thanks

>>153866043
What version of 1257 are you playing?

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Now that my Swadians have conquered sandland, will they become Australians?

>>153866043
it is but mercing for a faction is much more viable/profitable in 1257 than lance
especially since mercs are way cheaper when you're a merc (whenever you aren't a vassal you're a merc) than when you're a lord

>>153866116
1.13 I believe. Just restarted, talking to the nicaean emperor, not giving me the option to join up with him. Do I need to give up the fief I have?

>>153866387
Swadstralians

>>153866434
>than lance
than freelancer* fuck

>>153866474
You can't freelance if you are a lord of course

>>153866474
I forgot, you can't freelance if you're a vassal

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>>153866665
>>153866676
So I just give up the fief and ask the emperor or whoever? Making money is nice, but I want to be a Varangian Guard

>>153866878
You would have to leave the Empire and stop being a vassal which will make your liege hate you. If you want to be a Varangian start a new save and ask the Emperor if you can enlist in his army. 1257 has some pretty sweet Varangian armor.

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>>153865842
>In other news, I am now defending the castle of a fellow Jarl, who ended up marrying one of the three ladies I was courting (she's got around 40+ relation with me). He is out, it's just the two of us in the throne room, and we are surrounded by Swadians.

Too bad she has half a dozen fathers, brothers, cousins, and uncles.

Which mod has the best Byzantines?
1257 is the only one I know.

>>153864958
working on that for next patch

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>>153866387
>will they become Australians?
They'd have to stop being white.

>>153867072
Alright thanks man.

How do I install dickplomacy?
At the moment, I think I have the body and stuff working, but there's no lewds.
Can't buy a brothel, either, and there's seemingly nothing related to that sort of stuff.

>>153868604
Did you turn on the sexual content in the options?

>>153868604
Nevermind I'm a dumbass.
Had to put it in Data, not the Diplomacy folder itself.
Sorry.

>>153868604
If you've copied over the stuff from the adult content folder, just go to the Camp menu and turn on consensual and non-consensual sex

Fucking Oda, stop declaring war against everyone.

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byzantine architecture has really taken a turn for the experimental in recent years

>>153868792
Realistic

>>153868819
i adoor that architecture

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>>153868762
>>153868717
?

>>153869194
yeah, there's a menus file in adult content, copy it to the main Diplomacy folder and once in game access the Camp menu, I think under "content options" you'll have the lewds

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>Try to be a sneaky fuck and load all my expensive gear onto my companion before leaving my lord's army
>He's sad to see me go
>Lets me keep my gear as a token of our friendship

>>153869372
Alright, thanks anon.
I appreciate it.
All working now.

>>153868819
Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became th lord of a fief called Ankara.

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>>153869453
Die frogposter

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Ded

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>>153870001
No.

>>153871370
Nah just knocked unconscious

>harlus hold feast
>in taberna starts playing

>hunting fugitives in the fuckhuge towns of 1257
JUST

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>>153846667

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>>153866474
>nicaean emperor
One of the neat things 1257 does is when the "Roman Empire of Nicaea" retakes Constantinople the faction name changes to just "Roman Empire".

>>153873013
Ooh that's nice actually

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>>153855153
It's a very atmospheric mod.

>>153873013
only way to get varangians too iirc

is there a way to make my troops follow me on every battle as default? i hate that some of my cavalry fly off and die because they charge in before the rest of my pack comes in

>>153874320
>i hate that some of my cavalry fly off and die because they charge in before the rest of my pack comes in
Just tell your cavalry to sit on their horsefucker asses. You do know that you can give commands to your troops, right?

>>153874320
when you start a battle you have everyone selected by default
just f1 f1

>>153874531
>>153874616
yes but i want them to follow me as default, thats the point, they still fly off and turn around like a jackass when i tell them to follow me, i just want them to NOT fly off

>>153874697

Cavalry were notoriously difficult to control on account of their constant, gigantic erections

The disaster at Agincourt happened because of those erections; conversely, so did the disaster at Patay

>>153874697
f1 f2 then
or just f1 f1 and manually place your cavalry somewhere away from the rest of your men, get your archers and infantry in position, then control your cav

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>>153875235

>hunting fugtivie in 1257
>give up after hour and a half
>go back to emperor and tell him I failed and want to return to service
>game gets stuck in dialogue
FUCK

Just found this.

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3830559

Holy fuck what a con, $627 per month for a 200 man server is this real.

>>153876462

I fail to see how that's a con. That's just the beauty of capitalisme in action

>>153876462
How is it a con?

>>153876609
Well i guess it is people retarded enough to give their money away for something that cost at most $50.

Jewtubers strike again.

>>153876682
They make like $500 a month to host a server. Why not put a limit on their Patreon if it is just to fund the server?

>>153875969
If there are no options click on the portrait then go back, or switch between fullscreen and windowed, that usually solves things.

>>153876753

CAPITALISM.

>>153876881
Because they're jews? Doesn't make it a con, people know what they are paying for and how much the guys are already getting

>>153876923
it's just "left click to continue"

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>>153876462
> Lionheart and I want to host massive events, where our loyal subscribers will fight under our command!
They ask for your money so the can order you around.

How do I change fugg position in Dickplomacy? Reverse cowgirl is boring already

How much right to rule do I need to marry roalty?

>>153877606
Just like actual nobles, why are you so triggered by this?

>>153878020
If I'm paying for some premium private server, I'd expect to be able to do what I want instead of fueling some powertrip fantasy of the guy I'm paying.

>>153878020

Probably a poorfag who can't grasp the concept of disposable income.

>>153878138
Are you paying them?

>>153878305
No, but I can still get mad at how some people exploit people.

>>153878783
>"""""exploiting""""""
>getting mad at jews getting free shit from gullible retarded goyim
That's just the way the world works, pham. Some dumb people get jewed by others.

>>153878783
Do you think this guy is forcing people at gunpoint to pay for his server and participate in his events?

>>153878138
To be fair, unorganized Warband multiplayer is a cluster fuck of people goofing around. If you want to have a good battle like what you picture when you think of historical battles you need someone giving orders on both sides.

>>153878783
Those people want this.
They desire it.
They revel in it.

I would donate to get aekuck's server back :(

>>153877606
Funniest thing is the server has massive lag issues.

Its just a scam to get money from their viewers.

Anyone know the upgrade tree for freelancing?

>>153879394
for what

>>153879468
for the nicaeans in 1257
Wondering whether spearman or swordsman will bring me closer to varangian

>>153879528
they don't upgrade into varangian, varangians are standalone mercs

>>153879591
oh shit
how do I get that armor then

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>>153879197
It just reminds me of those doms asking subs to give them their money, because they don't deserve them and they do and in return they would belittle them.
That's where my anger for this server originates from.
Dumb-ass goyms.

>>153879642
buy it from shops

So according to new information Khuzaits will dominate the world

>>153879660
You're angry that you will never be as happy as those goyim.

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Who /khergit/ here

>>153879734
Damn right.

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>>153876462
>Welcome Knights of Apollo, and Lionheart's Legionaries,
I'll never not be disgusted by the gay little names youtubers give their retarded fanbases

>>153879762
Nah he's angry that he donated them an assload of money and then got kicked for fucking around

>>153879762
Ignorance or stupidy is a bliss I suppose.

>>153880042
Says the guy who goes out of his way to find stuff to get mad about and then tries to start an uproar in a khergit spice trading board

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>>153876462
>The Knights of Apollo do battle with the Legion of Lionheart. Huzzah!! A chance to use my lance against worthy foes!! See you both on the field of battle!
>My fellow legionaries, I call upon you to Rally behind our Great emperor Lionheartx10. Under his Superior leadership we shall crush the Knights of Apollo into Oblivion!;)
>the king charged acrosse the feilds into the his enemies ranks he slashed the men whith his axe back and fourth until he saw him, him who had a full set of silvir armour a blue cape and sheild and a sword, the king wasnt sure if it was him until he saw his chestplate coated with a blue backround and two leters wich red PA then, then he was sure, it was his nemis pixelated apollo, he roared, all the men looked thinking it was a beats...a lion but no it was the king of lions he charged not looking back once so did Apollo, when they wre a few meters away they both raised there weapons and............THE END...................................... Qui Pugnavit Pro Vobis-Who Will You Fight For.....i hpope you guys liked this tiny story and i hope you will enjoy fight longside pixe and lionheart:by grandmister7 20h

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>>153879894
Khergits are completely useless anywhere outside of their homeland. Its literally impossible to play native with them.

>>153877606
>>153879897
>>153880389
>different people

>>153880389
Autism, only autism is this powerful.

Only those with autism could worship e-celebs to the point of throwing their money at them for no reason. I saw a comment on their youtube that said "I dont own the game or play it, but i would really like to help you guys out so im gonna donate"

>>153880464
Nah pham, to win with the khergits you need to git gud you fucking shitter, I bet you play babby's first heavy cavalry faction only.

>>153880464
khergits are the challenge mode faction

>>153880575
jokes on you, only 2 of those are (Me)

but seriously why are you so arsehurt, did you genuinely donate to these niggers?

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>>153879327
I would host if I could get a pc with internets here

South Carolina is way better than Missouri btw