/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spacestation

first for tfw Sue accidentally hugs you when she means to disarm you

>>153755065
>tfw sue sneaks in an assgrab and acts like nothing happened

Luka should be banned from HoS

>join late as Engineer
>power not set up
>AME missing for some reason
>have to kick start emitters with the P.A.C.M.A.N.

Is this is what real Engineering feels like?

>>153754962
>>153755065
>>153755137
What a shit start for a thread

fifth for waifus

>>153755137
being able to grab asses like in Hippie when?

seventh for cute chefs

>>153755330
She sides with the antags every time
REMOVE

>>153755065
>when Sue hugs you and actually meant it

>>153755330
What did he do?

>>153755625
I know that feel, but not as much as I wish I did

Limp wristed HoS that don't give clear verdicts on how to handle situations are killing sec

Lay down the law

>>153755927
>>153755706
>>153755621
Be a shit Head of Security that has a stick up her ass and is also a retard at the same time.

>>153755065
> accidentally disarm the HoS when you meant to hug
> or so he thought

>>153756029
Specifics?

I'll make a job ban request if you have a good reason

>>153756376
Sue is evil!
EVIL!

fishbowl people when?

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>>153755330
>ban all HoS for occasionally being shit
>complain layer when nobody plays HoS or sec anymore

Honk!

>>153758886
We should really remove the sec department and leave security up to ERTs and heads of staff. The HoS can stay, but as the Head of Safety.

>>153759159
Thanks for your input greytider

>>153759228
Please. Like greyshits aren't already handled more by each department than by sec.

Remove that shitty name rule.

Remove that shitty player rule.

I NEED THIRD WORLD SLUTS

>>153759669
Full AI player simulation?

MEET ME HALFWAY

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>>153755764
>tfw Sue always hugs me when we pass each other

>>153759424
The problem is the same that cops encounter in real life. The officer can only see what is in front of his eyes, and cannot fully trust anyone. Since they are put in situations that require quick solutions because around the corner is another murder, sometimes that means things are dealt with shittily. As it stands the way the crew acts IC according to space law everyone should be getting brig time.

However that is far from what is supposed to happen. Space law is squishy and everyone has thier own definition and separate justification of what they think is legal. I once murdered a non antag 'innocent' assistant because he was maint crawling with armor and a fucking rifle while four people were screaming he was a ling.

Being a "good" sec officer (doesnt piss off everyone and kills all the valids) is beyond the impossible. Really in my book, a good sec officer is one that can listen. Take multiple witness statements into account with hard evidence and fair judgement. Often that means we have idiots like you screaming "OMG retard" and YES. Fucking sometimes were wrong. I've told people that have called me a retard yes. Yes I am. You have to be retarded to play security. However the job is damn fun and totally necessary. So keep being the shitter you are, I find your years delicious.

>>153760360
Please return my years, I miss my youth.

>>153760360
I live in a small town, and so I know the local police pretty well, seeing there's only a few of them, and I see them every day patrolling the neighborhood. You get to see the same faces, and sometimes new ones.
The rookie officers always knock at a door of a house with their gun holster unsecure and their hand on their gun, ready to shoot, while calling for backup.
The experienced officers knock at the door with their gun holstered, with a calm presence of mind to assess the situation quickly, and use their gun as a last resort. They would rather talk things out if they could than pull out their weapon.
Of course, you can't do that very well in spess, but that's my experience with police.

>>153755065
>>153755137
>tfw Sue hugs you in maintenance
>tfw you're a ling and she's your target and you're forced to suck her dry
Felt bad.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11146251/r

Round two of data collection. If you have an opinion of the new naming rules, vote here. This is for my own personal collection of results. I will be plotting these on a sheet, and holding them every once in a while at peak hours.

>>153761970
What are the new rules?

>>153761938
L-lewd

All I know how to play is stuff like Chef and a tiny bit of Botany.
How do I get into other jobs? I don't want to ruin anyone's day by not knowing what the fuck I'm doing. I want to know what I'm doing then super subtly fuck up people's day.

>>153761970
friendly reminder anyone can fix strawpoll results if they feel like it

>>153761938
> that time sue was a ling and got sucked by the other ling because she didn't speak in hivechat

>>153761970
I don't know why we bother.

The name rule is awful, but I don't think we're going to get that through Aurx's thick skull.

>>153761938
Why do you feel bad for taking out of the game an unlikable shitter?

>>153762392
Why do you feel okay typing like yoda would?

>>153762583
I identify as a green small man

>>153762270
Meh, the only thing that would fuck someone's shift is outright murder, everything else is reverseable. Play Clown to understand that lesson, because a lot of shit will happen to you, and you'll be fine. Get into medbay with the surgery and medicine guide on vg so you can alt tab if you are interested in that wing. And always remember that making people mad in space is a great deed.

>>153758886
Its simple really, sec needs to be efficient but brutal, greytide that doesn't stop either gets killed or perma, giving them 10 minutes does nothing because most of the time, if ya don't search the fags out of kindness and steal their mask, gloves and tools, they will just deconstruct their way out and later stunprod you and tie you up with cable cuffs.

Same with anyone really, you deserve to get peppered and beaten for interrupting any arrest, you know disarm spamming a sec officer is dumb, you do it anyway and expect anything short of a beating? Nigger like mad and expect being stripped of a ID after killing as non antag and breaking and stealing into every possible sector of the station.

Research usually tries to help em out, when they dignify to remember we make toys that are better than starting gear and pimp out their already good gear, but that's not enough. Its nigh impossible to play and not anger anyone while also abiding by space law, cause sometimes borging without captains order is the right call dammit, and its quicker than rotting in perma. Sometimes, its best to kill that one "inocent" assistant that decided to nigger and escape 4 times from jail, even from 3 minute long sentences. Sometimes, you just snap, like a real cop would do, and realize that even if you break the law and kill a bunch of faggot niggers, you did the right thing and brought order, and what's sec objective but, in the end, bringing order, even if it costs the life of Greyshit McFaggottide and a bunch of antags.

I defend a brutal sec with admin leeway cause I know that every single time I played nice, I got cloraled, fucked with, disarm spammed, etc. I got niggered like you would believe, all because I wanted to be nice sec, but fuck that shit, shitcurity is awfull, but nicecurity is the worst shit you could ever have. Have the balls to cut greyshit legs and a hand, confine em to a wheelchair on the third time, they could have stopped anytime, they didn't, willingly

>>153763182
>greytide that doesn't stop either gets killed or perma, giving them 10 minutes does nothing because most of the time, if ya don't search the fags out of kindness and steal their mask, gloves and tools, they will just deconstruct their way out and later stunprod you and tie you up with cable cuffs.

If this happens you need to ahelp immediately, they're breaking rules if they aren't antags.

>>153762270
I can teach you medbay sometime, but I recommend starting with science. Read the guides for mechanic and research and follow them step by step.

Science will teach you construction, basic chemistry, and robotics which are all useful general knowledge.

>>153763720
Where did ya pick that shit up mate, cause id like to know what's behind that conclusion. Is it written anywhere or something.

>>153762270
Lowpop is pretty chill and great for learning. As long as someone knows the role you want to learn, they'll usually be happy to teach you.

>>153762270
Short guide on shit.

Medbay, different chems for different shit, see wiki for em, give chem pills when damage is above 50 or dead and you want to use a defib, shit like ointment and bandages will work for minor shit up to 50 burn and brute damage, for slightly above but still alive, use the advanced kits science shits out. If he has over 300 damage or time is runing out, clone em. Surgery is just a dioffreent tab ya open up, keep lungs, internal bleeing and mending bones on, Zone assisted Atmosfuckery will be most of the reason you go do surgery.

Science in general is easy, follow the following to max research.
>3x mech syringe gun (Print at robotics)
>Toolbox (R&D)
>atmos analyzer (Toolbox)
>2x hicap power cell (steal from Robotics)
>2x gps (steal from Telesci)
>drill
>nanopaste
>Pico manipulator
>build a chemistry dispenser
>SMES board
>Chem dispenser board
>teleporter hub board
>3x gygax targeting board
>for plasma: 3x plasma + pacman board
>for illegal: 2x tesla relay (robotics) + chem sprayer
Illegal is optional, but the chem sprayer might be useful. As a RD director, delete it as fast as ya can from the servers, some retards can't handle the power they have cause illegal shit is shinnier, even if mostly worse than what you already have. Bucket of potasium, bucket of water, set transfer to 30 and drop the bloody bucket you want to transfer to on top of the lockboxes you want open. Don't fucking click the floor, drop it, stand next to the tile the water/potasium bucket is in and transfer 30 units to the potasium/water bucket on top of it.

Robotics is shoving alloys in the makers, forgetting to upgrade em, and doing basic steps. Extract brains via saw to the face in the surgery bed ya have when the head atached, scapel, saw, scapel, saw when its not conected to a body.

Xenobio is shit, so is xenoarch. Try em a few times and drop em cause they really don't feel impactful, even the slightest bit.

1/2

Reminder that mech syringe guns should be research-locked at round start.

>>153764154
rule 0 is don't be a dick, and robusting people as non-antag is in the rules somewhere

but if a dindu greyshit is avoiding sec I would 100% ahelp it regardless of the rules

>>153765217
Xenobio is actually a pretty easy and f*n job to learn, you just won't learn much outside of it.

2hotdogs literally never once did anything wrong and this community bullied him away for no real reason what so ever.

>>153765983
go away chiot

>>153766021
not an argument

>>153766094
go
away
chiot

>>153765501
>prime research item locked behind research
What's next, there shouldn't be any roundstart circuit printers?

>>153766134
That wasn't me, retard.

>>153766021
>>153766134
You've used this same tool to control the narrative of this discussion too many times to count. It's sad. It's pathetic.
Your enemy in your own life is yourself.

>>153766398
:(

>>153762270
Engineering 101 motherfucker, AME is simple, wrench the main console in the room, drop the boxes in the crate next to it, drop it in a rectangle shame,3 high, 4 wide I believe, start with the one directly to the right of it, multitool em, then the ones above and bellow em, then the one on the right of the center, repeat till its done and ya have a dual core AME engine. Set injectors to double of cores.

SME and Thermo are more complex, ask the native engies. Wire solars dirrectly to the grid, bring atleast two wire cords and click the nubs for straight wires, set solars to automatic.

Mechanic, you scan shit with your scanner, smack it against the blueprint printer, load printer with nanopaper, shove blueprints in the fabricator, boom, ya can now make a ikea box with whatever the fuck you you just made, be it a cloner, arcade, chem dispenser, whatever. Crowbar em to actually build em, since the flatpack is essentially a furniture ikea rectangle. Also, do your actual fucking job and upgrade components for machines, shits easy, nano for manipulators, advanced and slightly better named shit cause lord knows Miners ignore the shit out of you.

Talking of miners, drab the ore box, prioritize shit like plasma, silver, gold and uranium, science and mechanics need em. Still bring a fuckton of iron and glass back to the station, fucks sake, dig with your shovel, don't forget your magboots on, and dont forget to get your oxy tank and actually set it on. Its disgraceful for a miner to have a busted lung because of that. Run away from monster except hivelords, eat their remains for 100% health, they hit weaker than a female clown.

Clown, just be a prankster. Don't be a dick, but be funny. Mime, be a shittier clown with a wall you abuse to run away from sec in maintenance.

Sec, belt on and helmet too, no fucking excuses, active whacker on your belt and not your hand, GPS on your pocket alongside a flasher, ask science for fucking guns cause sec always forgets
2/3

You did this to sarca you did this to 2hotdogs you did this to chiot
Who else do you do this to? Have you always been this mentally ill?

>rail kinson is playing again
oh god no

>>153766521
:(

>>153763857
>>153765217
>>153766508
Thanks anons, I'll read up and give it a shot in a bit.

>>153764254
Ya maybe I'll go on sometime when no one is on and just fuck around with the different roles.

>>153766774
Have you mentally broken down like how you wish for the three individuals I listed?
Good. I want you to feel bad for what you do to other people. You deserve to feel sad for prying apart friends by painting them as demons.

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>>153766665

>>153767181
dizor no
why didnt you draw MY character instead :(

>>153767181
dizor I like you, but stop pandering to faggots please

>>153762270
Hopefully the last one

Continuing sec, pepper spray people with no mask, ALWAYS SEARCH SHIT AND TAKE EVERYTHING BUT CLOTHES AND STORE EM ON THE FUCKING LOCKER IN THE CELL, if they repeatedly act like fucking shitters and show no sign of improvement whilst yelling shitcurity like mad, send em to perma, remove all lights, weapons and just ditch em there. Remove the paper and pen because AI and assimov. Throw bolas at the clown and say honk, drink robust cofee and eat donuts, they heal you. Ask chef for jelly donuts, always.

As a librarian, Id say dont but fine, print books, not just fucking porn, go interview people and actually show it on your news caster, if nothing else, grab a bartending crate from cargo, set up some cofee and tell via intercoms that the library is fully stocked with guides, and is offerinng free coffee and DnD sessions. DnD is always fun, do it.

What else, HoP, don't give all acess, be reasonable and for gods sake, give the clown all acess only if he gets a petition with atleast 15 signatures, or reduced if low pop. Make it interesting. HoS, be a better equiped sec officer, but for the love of god, don't be a sec officer, only when shit hits hard. Order baricade crates and experimental energy gun crates, be a warden when he ain't arround.

Detective, let me put this clear, YOU ARE NOT FUCKING SEC, investigate murder and theft, scan everything the murder scene has, do autopsies on cadavers, prove Asistant McGreyshit or whatevere stole or killed anyone, bust em in perma if its serious as fuck or can confirm syndie, in the absence of roboticist. Also, as roboticist, don't buttbot, ill personally fucking stun buclecuff and feed you 50 potass and water if you don't destroy em or tell the crew where they are nigger.

What else, dangit, this didn't end short at all. captain, dont be the do it all man, coordinate shit, contact departments constnatly and ask status reports. GIT THAT FUKKEN DISK AND SECURE IT, even more guide 3/4

>>153767048
:(

>>153762270
Guide 4, lets actually do this dammit

Continuing as Cap, some may disagree, but always stash a secondary cap acess card in a potted plant or random toolbox in the station maint. Maybe even behind a random wall, always helps. Don't be trump or a faggot, you have the best gear in the station but you can be robusted by a single assistant, don't get cocky. Wear armor and your gun, or atleast the upgraded Egun. Barricade your bridge, order cofee dispensers and shit, run your station as a manager mostly, not as the do it all Owl Man. That's faggy as shit.

IAA, all acess at the HOP, first fucking thing in the shift, literally get inside every department and judge everything, check solars for knots, medbay for shit like 12.533333 unit pills, cryo mixes, bartending skill, security records, etc. You have a hotline with the admins and shades, report everything to em, tell your thougths on everyones competence and efficiency. Become the guy nobody likes, fears but corporate and the station needs. Don't be a friend or a enemy to anyone, your judgement must be impartial, even the nice to you shitcurity or abortion is still a abortion or shitcurity. Be impartial and demote/promote people, cause that CMO abortion should not stay as CMO for another second, and that one Sec officer amongst 5 of em showed he was the most robust and law abiding fucker around, HoS to him.

What else, uh, Janitor, you have the holo marker, use it dammit, otherwise ya get lynched. As traitor, get a chem dispenser and a chem sprayer, lube everything while riding your cart.

Asistant, buy shit like dispensers and materials to make the station nicer for a change, try some civilian gimmick or whatever. Don't be greytide, please, sec and everyone would LOVE to give YOU a proper toolboxing if you do nothing but nigger.

Cargo is braindead easy, go quartermaster and drain the accounts money to buy shit. Even more guide I guess, 4/5

>>153768667
Stop spam

>>153762270
Guide number 5, doubt I can go 6, but here we go

As chaplain, think of a interesting gimmick mate. You have the prayer, which is a IC connection to the gods like the IAA, but if nothing else, bless every water tank in the station, inject every food item the chef pulls out onto the counter, preach religion, get cool shit from the gods, and actually be usefull when Cult arrives. Store church cookies in your book and give em to people after ya bless em, fill a fire extinguisher with holy water and fucking spray that shit on everyone you can, assuming the vampire doesn't fucking wear a firesuit like a nigger greytide does.

As a borg, before you even fucking play, memorize your rules before you even decide to click low priority. Check the wiki, know laws go from 1, 2, 3 etc from highest priority to lowest, so you can refuse a order from the murder clown when he obviously wants to hurt anyone behind the door he is asking to open. Really, just play MoMMI, its more fun.

As a trader, you have more leeway, but not a whole lot. Try and strike a deal with the crew and offer something they actually want, sell seeds to botanists, don't be rude or you will get your suit stolen, your ship hijacked and your bones broken.

Can't help ya with atmos, too autistic for my tastes. There, guide to almost everything, disarm crotch to push, disarm hands for higher chance to actually disarm, help intent on hallways, harm intent as sec, almost always.

Use a flasher on your hand to blind anyone who ain't wearing sunglesses, and oither than that, you should be fine

>>153768984
Im finished already, but it sure is better than text faces, attention whoring and waifu talk anon. Atleast Im trying to help out a new player.

Better flood the thread!
Can't have people knowing that 2hotdogs isn't sarcalogo or chiot!

>>153769635
Yeah man, let us talk about our shitter waifus in peace

>>153769925
im not 2hotdogs!!

which waifus are currently unclaimed!?

>>153770134
I'm my original character: 3hotdogs!

>>153770229
Kill yourself needs a husbando.

Permanently.

>>153770229
Annie Rodgers

>>153769635
>bless every water tank as chaplain
Fuck you, holy water does not work like water does.

>>153771220
You are a dumb motherfucker if you cant use a sink with unlimited water anon.

Learn basic shit before you insult the cult slayers faggot.

>>153770235
Yo son; one hotdog, threehotdogs, pentahotdogs are all free to use!

Sup dudes

>>153771425
k

>>153771346
Why should I have to look for a sink because a faggot chaplain decided to go out of his way to contaminate every water tank in the station?
One (1) tank is enough for you to deconvert everyone with an extinguisher.

>>153771425
what would happen if everyone ahelped `

>>153771778
you need to ahelp the following:

` `{ADMIN_PING}

to ping them

>>153771616
Sure thing man, you are fuckin right good stuff
Hey sec come here I think we found another cultist

>>153771616
>>153771346
>>153771220
Okay, several things for both of you

1. Sinks are always preferable to watertanks because the sink grabs the transfer amount off your held item (so for instance if you set your water bucket to max transfer, you don't ALSO have to set the sink to max transfer unlike a watertank). Also sinks never run out and they're everywhere. Use that shit. Your first action in a shift as a botanist should be to move a sink to the middle of the room with your wrench.

2. Holy water cleans like water but doesn't slip like it, and won't burn greys

3. Extinguisher holy water doesn't do fucking dick, use a spray bottle. It does **NOT** bless tiles when you extinguisher them. You NEED a mop or spray bottle.

4. Most of the stuff water is used for that holy water isn't is recipes (chemistry, bar, instant ramen).


Bless more tanks in case cultists kill you and space the tank

>>153761970
Because I hate Aurx, I just voted on this poll 5 times.

You're welcome.

>>153772194
False flag.
Fuck off Intgracy

>have to download 64 MB of resources to play
>at a whopping 36KB/s
is it because it is high pop right now?

>>153768667
>IAA, all acess at the HOP, first fucking thing in the shift, literally get inside every department and judge everything, check solars for knots, medbay for shit like 12.533333 unit pills, cryo mixes, bartending skill, security records, etc. You have a hotline with the admins and shades, report everything to em, tell your thougths on everyones competence and efficiency. Become the guy nobody likes, fears but corporate and the station needs. Don't be a friend or a enemy to anyone, your judgement must be impartial, even the nice to you shitcurity or abortion is still a abortion or shitcurity. Be impartial and demote/promote people, cause that CMO abortion should not stay as CMO for another second, and that one Sec officer amongst 5 of em showed he was the most robust and law abiding fucker around, HoS to him.
t. man who has never played IAA, seen someone play IAA, and only roughly knows what the IAA based on having skimmed the job summary on the wiki

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>>153772194
It only went up once, you ebin memer.

>>153772094
Actually, holy water heals plants when used to water them, if I'm remembering right.

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>>153772409
>>153772409

>>153772419
What on earth is there to do as IAA other than banepost, then?

>>153772518

yes heal the plant and take toxins out

>>153772654
You have a demotion key but it's totally impractical to use instead of just letting the HOP do it, and in reality it never comes to that. Meanwhile you don't do promotions at all, that's the HOP's job exclusively.

IAA is the job designed for gimmicks and to support the sec team/heads of staff. You've got loyalty implant, shades, bridge/brig access. Your own private room and fax access, you can make bridge announcements. You have access to cargo, service, and medbay.

Basically your job is to make the shift go smoothly.. Heads all dead? You call the shuttle. Virus loose but no one can make it to a console? You have free time, go make an announcement on the bridge. Revs and cultsts fucking shit up? You're implanted, you know which side you're on. You've got the access to let Sec poke around in important places with your approval, make sure cryo is set up and all that.

You'll never get anywhere trying to actually demote people - I've literally never seen it happen even once in two years, but you CAN call attention to problems and get them fixed. You're a facilitator as IAA.

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>>153767181
I dont like the character much but the drawing is cute as fuck

>>153772635
this image is too real

surfer girl HoP ban, newfags can't do head jobs right

>>153773559
>not being able to play HOP
Isn't it literally just using your computer to change access/jobs? Like how can you screw that up?

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>be mommi
>make an autism fort out of maint
>proceed to meme in escape
>CLONG CLONG CLONG
>turn to a conveyor belt ride
>if it hits something like a mouse or a dude it lags the server like shit
>it kills a guy from botany
>someone possesses a crate, takes most of our thousands of pipes, and runs away
>Spiders murder most of the mommis except the basic one because we aren't real spiders
holy shit

THIS IS THE ENEMY
AND HE'S HERE ON HIS KNEES

WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT?

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>follow the wiki to deconstruct AIs
>it never works
>waste the whole round but still manage to get almost every objective

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The Clown dies, but Clown Town lives forever more.

>>153774169
You could loot the armoury and go validhunt

>>153772094
Shit, didn't know the extinguisher didn't work for holy water. Shame really, wouldn't that be swell.

Neat knowledge though, thanks.

>>153774169
It's a responsibility thing. If there is no captain like in that round, you have to be able to take over and run things smoothly. Surfer girl is a retard and can't do that.

>>153774449
Isn't Hopcurity frowned upon?

So how do you unlock exosuit when someone locks it and you have maintanance protocols disabled in the exosuit options?

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>>153774185
>someone made a deadly thing
>we modify it to be safe and fun
>it ends being deadly
>we modify it to be safe
>it's boring
>we modify it to be fun
>it is still boring
>we add pipe spice to it
>it becomes fun
>but deadly and laggy

>>153774625
I was answering the "How can you screw being a HoP up?" question. Being hopcurity is very much considered a screw up

>>153774735
Ah, makes sense.

>>153774185
THE MOUSE IS HIT BY THE PIPE! THE MOUSE IS HIT BY THE PIPE! THE MOUSE IS HIT BY THE PIPE! THE MOUSE IS HIT BY THE PIPE! THE MOUSE IS HIT BY THE PIPE! THE MOUSE IS HIT BY THE PIPE!

>>153774678
with a bomb

>>153774678
Get out, enter maint mode, wrench, crowbar out the fukken tracking beacon, wrench, disable maint mode, see if it moves.

>>153773020
Fuck off with the spam already

>>153776073
>Couple guys make long posts regarding general advice in several jobs to newbies
>Imediately labels them as spam and bitches about it, long after they are all posted and done
>Thinks itl do anything when nothing short of literal porn posting gets deleted in vg

5 units of alk and brain damage surgery is what you need anon.

>>153776308
why not
>pastebin
and
>link it
like other 'guides'?

>>153776378
Because he asked for advice in the thread, its assumed he wants more on hand experience and dirrect advice than most guides.

Plus, ya bloody tard, why make a pastebin instead of posting in the thread. Its quality shit, bumps the thread and is more likely to be read due to the Yous. Don't be a tard and bitch when people add content to the thread that isn't waifu posting.

>>153777030
>quality shit
>written by somebody barely literate
ya

>>153777448
Yer only argument is speech methodology ya dislike, not actually any argument regarding quality of advice. Eat shite boyo.

I want to motorboat _______!

>>153736710
Double agent is as boring as the agents which we found out when you pulled the I-I still "won!" despite being handcuffed and bullied in the bridge of the shuttle. You didn't escape alive and free at all.

You're not a nigger, you possess the mental capacity to be more than your objectives so when the call comes step up and answer.

>>153737694
Emag, get access, have a silicon unlock it, steal from a tech.

>>153749548
You gotta go to goon if you want cool kid chemistry.

>>153746587
>tfw you bludgeon some uppity newfag with your big red DICK then dump them on shitbay's wild ride
>tfw they come back for more and get sent right back
>tfw atfer they go take a third trip you get bwoinked and we share a laugh at the cuck

>>153748409
Hey Space Station 1776
We have both. They're called Blunderbuss. Enjoy
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/8010

We also have the cannon. Make sure to put that in. And while you're at it, search on buckler, someone made bucklers constructable

>>153752349
>>153753362
It's Leak. Leek is a vegetable. Are you ESL or just retarded? By the way, there's a big difference between the ebow and the mini-ebow that actual traitors can buy. Not that you knew or cared.

He'd get unauthorized combat gear construction at worst. And even that's iffy depending on how you view legitimacy of captainship. You're just a dumbo validhunter that can't tell the difference between the full and mini. Nuke ops get eguns, lasguns, ions, and shotguns! That makes eguns syndicate items! Help! Help! Security is traitors! Greytide assemble!

>>153754726
Harsh. Your mission is the security of the station, not the feelings of non-antag greytiders. Actual antags just shoot/pen/meme you while you try to be nice. Give them the time space law rates for what you have actual evidence for and after 3 repeat offenses or >20 minutes they get a trip to perma. Escape warrants death and borging or cooking into a cake/melting/deconstructing/exploding

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>>153778434
that one waifu from the other thread that said that she had I cup at the en.inkei.net/ generator.
I'm just autistic enough to run everyone's static name through the generator to see who it was
IT'S CHARLIE INSPECTION DAY. PLEASE REPORT TO MEDBAY TO GET YOUR CHARLIES INSPECTED.

>>153779054
How big is I cup, roughly?

>>153779219
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Category:I_cup

>>153779219
The nipple is 9 inches away from the chest
Fucking huge

>>153779342
Those are some fat tats

>>153779342
they are all so fat and ugly its disgusting

>>153779609
This, C cup and smaller is best size

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>>153779054
please don't.

>>153770551
Daily reminder irl Annie Rodgers works on a nuclear submarine. That's cool as Fuck.

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>>153779342
>http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Category:I_cup
Don't click Tigerr Benson.

>>153765710
Breaking the law IC is not against the rurus.

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>>153779851

>>153779828
Is she a chick irl too?

>>153779342
>>153779609
E cup are the best anyway
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Category:E_cup
Maybe this is a bit biased because I am an E

>>153780079
>Maybe this is a bit biased because I am fat
FTFY

>>153779868
I agree. However the more laws you break the more valid you become. Assistant tears are a delicacy.

>>153780079
Lose some weight, guy.

Christ.

>>153756404
They're just baddies mad they got rekt for greytiding or sour they got shot in the middle of a shootout when they just stood there instead of resting.

>>153761652
>Cop knocks on the door
>Owner bursts out of a bush with an epipen
>Cop goes down like a 2nd year middle schooler in the bathroom at a school dance
>Gets his guns and id looted
>Owner goes and kills everyone and the neighborhood and wrecks the police station
Life would be crazy if it was more like space.

>>153763182
Taking their tools is counterproductive. They will get more. Worse yet, they're likely going to cause more crime in their quest to replace what you stole and then they're pissed at you all shift. you're also a dummie for not putting their shit in the cell locker. It's not hard and if they throw a shitfit you know who you'll be killing in probably 20 minutes.

but yeah, people that interfere with arrests get their head shotgunned off. If the perp doesn't immediately surrender himself he gets got too. Sec isn't a punching bag.

>>153764154
>>153779868
Antagging as nonantag, grand greytiding, rule 0 griefing. Their refusal to accept responsibility for their bullshit doesn't make them an antag

>>153765217
Xenobio's pretty good. You can get a phazon pretty fast once you gitgud and you can make as many as you have help and time

>>153766508
>>153767443
Re-Tag the gps with the first 3 letters of your first and the first of your second so we actually know who you are, max suit sensors, and most importantly, ALWAYS STICK WITH YOUR PATROL BUDDY NO MATTER WHAT ALWAYS TOGETHER ALWAYS. 95% of the server is too chickenshit to even be in the same screen as two redshirts. Back each other up. Nominate one of you to be the lead and say where to all the time.

>>153780153
Rude

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>Socachaca sends a non-antag player a pm intended for the wizard that gives away the round type
>wizard arrives and barely escapes being valided
>Socachaca blows up the wizardvin a fury
>Justifies it with "Felicity Rivera is encroaching on my territory, I'm the cute Waifu here"
>Pain applauds her and blames the wizard for it lasting over 10 minutes

>>153780079
My character is an E cup I dont know what to feel

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How do you recover from your waifu rejecting you

>>153780439
tell us what happened anon

>>153780026
nope.
he's a dude sailling around working on nuclear engines in a long hard tube full of seamen.

What's the site with the breast and anus simulations

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Last thread wasnt any help so Ill ask again

Ive tried everything to get the nano ui to work again, even did a fresh byond install but i still a blank screen when attempting to use something like an autolathe

I do not have this issue on other servers but that could be because they dont use a UI system like ours

>>153780641
http://en.inkei.net/
Enjoy

what husbando has the best JOHNSON?

>>153780727
On a similar note, does anyone know how to reset the UI to its default settings? I fucked up the colors and I don't know what the original was

>>153778929
Getting bored and caught by a nicked hypospray whilst blind. Yet still watching 4 people still struggle to validsalad me.

Idk, Ive been chained to a chair with a shotgun to my face in solitary before. You brought me to the shuttle and let me achieve 'my greens'.

Id say that's still a 'win'. The only true loss was that Sue was my target D: and the fact that it was lowpop. Can only really do shenanigans with an audience.

I miss pre/during misterserver era population, was great for nighttime hijinks.

>>153779342
>Proxy Paige isn't on that site

Boo, dude.

Boo.

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>>153780487
I can't

>>153780837
Kurt Jacobs is pretty big

Julia Brandt and Dog have a 100% satisfaction rating

>>153780727
Resend resources verb

>>153780727
Install flash.

Some nigger servers utilize it because byond likes it.

Yeah youll get ads, but you get to utilize hardware.

Fair trade? your call

>>153781007
ive tried that, ive tried toggle nano ui nothing works

I might just have to find another server to play because this is making things unplayable for me

>>153779342
>>153780079
I really prefer A cups for some reason...

>>153780948
Who is she anon

>>153780893
The second objective was Escape on the shuttle or a pod alive and free
You were not free

I don't know how to get through to you.

you can, there were still like 8 other people.

>>153781137
ive installed flash as well still nothing

>>153781176
If i can resist, i can be free.

I cant resist being airlocked in a security room.
But having me chained on the bridge being tased isnt the games definition of being arrested. Lots to do.

Can we just agree excessive buttbot spam should be bannable?

>literally lags the game

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>Tfw you want to shout attack names before you attack people but it'd make you unrobust.

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>find the best loot on the roid i could ever get as antag
>have to reconnect
>shuttle has docked

>>153781361
You can resist your buckle in the brig section too. It doesn't change that you are cuffed to a chair in a room you can't leave.
Are you fucking twelve?

>>153781454
Make ban requests then and get a precedent set,

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>>153780837
Yahir has a GIGANTIC dong

>>153781496
Macros. You can load up your loose keybinds with it.

>>153780837
>put own static name in
>Ability: 0%

>>153781162
I can't tell you that either

>>153781548
>This anti buttbot stance


I have pity for your self loathing.

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>>153781496
Just macro it

>open digital valve
>TEG goes from 700kw to 10MW
>jammed

>>153781496
Bind keys to numpad.

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>>153781454
Butt

>>153781704
>>153781715
how 2 bind

>>153781704
Reminder to always lay 4-w manifolds with connectors or layer manifold-connectors over each other for a solid brick of connectors to add canisters to for additional volume

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>>153781608
holyshit

>>153781692
>Cannot be stopped if you carry radios for when comms gets hit
>Most players don't know how to mute them
>Most ways of muting can be bypassed if the shitter has half a brain
>Can be hidden anywhere with radios and intercomms that can be placed anywhere
>Science can make a solid 30 butts just off of you know what without needing to do anything extra
>No way to know who even did it even if you do find the bots since you don't need robotics access at all to make them
>Comms is completely shut down for the duration
>nonantag
Fucking kill yourself.

https://soundcloud.com/stephanosrex/honk-honk-butt

Butt.

Anti-butt bot stances are cancer. let the butt bots be free to multiply.

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Being a unicorn is fun

>When will I come back

Why not just make it so buttbots can be crowbarred and rendered into their individual components and the ass is destroyed.

>>153782505
You can smash it with whatever. the problem is finding them

>>153782505
>>153782646

Buttbots should attach their location to every broadcast.

just make it so buttbots don't lag please.
Butt spam is a part of space station 13.

Eurobeat bus when

I wanna hear this shit when I drive a firebird and leave you guys in the dirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM

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>>153784550
>Not Night of Fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0

>>153784893
>>153784550
>not https://youtu.be/XswuFtW1bco

It's like you forget this is a space game

>>153784550
>>153784893
>>153785160
Everyone knows it should be running in the 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

or do only nineties kids remember this one

>>153784550
>>153784893
>>153785160
>not setting the discord on fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9rKmWWWpjA

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>>153785160
but

but spaceboy's tempo isn't fast enough for the firebird.

>>153785413
running in the 90s is referring to speed you nigger

>>153785426
Okay, that is good but these
>>153784893
>>153785160
Are absolute garbage and not even close to the grace of The Top, step it up niggas

Lets boost this up to propper speed now, ditch the euro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A

>>153784893
DEJA VU

>>153781737
Should get you a trophy, instead of a warning.

>>153785969
Eh. It's just 5 buttbots and 5 radios. Might as well give a trophy for nonantag plasma flooding.

>>153786101
I misread that as 25 buttbots, somehow.

>>153785806
>That trash
>Better than Eurobeats
Wow.

>>153785950
I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

>>153786783
Dissing on Redline OST is a surefire way to tell you are trash boyo, neck yourself, 42 tracks of pure gold

>>153787197
HIGHER ON THE STREET

>>153783597
Cool, except there's two ways to completely negate that.

Thinking of doing some toxins, what's the standard MO for it? Like, basic shit, whadya do.

>>153787984
Go on

>>153788109
Oxygen and plasma combust if they mix at 100C or over. This makes hot CO2 at high pressure. If a gas tank reaches a certain pressure, it explodes.

A TTV mixes the two tanks attached to it instantly. Use this knowledge to make the explosion big.

>Dylans a codermin on CM now

What happened?

>>153789192
He became a codermin on CM

>>153789192
I guess CM is shitty at background checks

>>153789496
Someone go ruin it for him

>>153789192
he applied and is better than your average aspie who hit up codecademy
they literally have like two other people contributing regularly at most so of course they're going to take the chance

>>153780837
>Put static name in
>(Transsexual only)
I am scare

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byond://174.67.194.124:1776

>>153790790
what is this?

>>153790992
A declaration of independence in space.

>>153790992
the beginning

>>153790790
the vgstation killer

I want to rideon her wheelchair!

Can we ban that Caesar Johnson guy already? Dude has clear anger issues and doesn't understand proper escalation at all.

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>mfw soca gives me a warning because i was screaming valid and that's ooc
>tell them the borgs are doing it to
>suggests i should ban request
>i suggest we should remove the valid salad food because its ooc
good round, kinda salty because i died to some nigger CMO that likes to completely strip and disposal people

Is blood from blood tomatoes medically useful at all?

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>spent half of the shift doing my autism project in the test range
>engineer team literally shit the bed
>not engineer left alive
>station losing power
>stop my project to setup power, do emergency repairs AND fix atmos
>breaches fucking EVERYWHERE
>distro at maximum kpa output can't deal with the massive depressurization
>engines destroyed, have to rely in solars
>wires broken everywhere, powernet literally fucked
>telecomms bombed TWICE while i was doing everything to keep the station pressurized
>spend my last minutes trying to fix tcomms but since it would need a complete rebuild and there is only 3 minutes left i crawl with my tired body to escape
>validhunting captain is surprised we have mommi and is mad because he was forced to call the shuttle because "i wasn't doing my job" and tells me to not get in the shuttle or else he'll turn me into scrap metal

since its well established that 2hotdogs didnt do anything it's about time to unban he.

>>153793301
Yes

>>153793098
>>i died to some nigger CMO that likes to completely strip and disposal people

>some guy dies in medbay
>do a little surgery to patch up the bones and internal bleeding
>zap em
>too much damage
>drag him to cloning
>miner tails me into the clone room
>ejects the body but it's too late the cloning has begun
>tells me the person I am cloning is a syndie
>suggest they arrest them after they're cloned and take them to security
>pop em out of the pod and drag him to cryo
>miner says "STOP HE'S A SYNDIE"
>ask "Do you have cuffs?"
>gust of air knocks me over
>miner walks over top of me and farts in my face
>ejects the cloned guy still in crit from the cryo pod
>get up
>load the miner into the still active and empty cryo pod
>put the cloned guy into the other pod
>eject the miner
>strip the miner
>disposal the miner
>guy pops out of cryo
>"MINER IS A VAMP!"

I LOVE YOU EMELIA
>always sharing lewd prints with me
>always there to rescue me

What if we port a watered down version holoparasites as a chaplain only antag item? Some kind of something something avatar of your god

>>153770551
Annie was claimed years ago by Yahir Kepplinger

>>153788332
Suck my lethals followed by a ban request you griefing cuntrag

>>153788109
To know if your bomb will ignite in its tank after mixing fill out

Specific Heat
O2 20
N2 20
CO2 30
Plasma 200

Temp(gas 1)(K) (K = Celcius+273.15)
Mol (Gas1)
O2 0
N2 0
CO2 0
Plasma 0
heat Cap(gas 1) ((Mol O2*20)+(Mol N2*20)+(Mol CO2*30)+(Mol N2O*40)+(Mol Plas*200))

Temp(Gas 2)(K) (K = Celcius+273.15)
Mol (Gas2)
O2 0
N2 0
CO2 0
Plasma 0
heat Cap(gas 2) ((Mol O2*20)+(Mol N2*20)+(Mol CO2*30)+(Mol N2O*40)+(Mol Plas*200))

Comb Heat Cap(Total) (Heat capacity of tank 1 + Heat capacity of tank 2)

Final temp ((Heat capacity of Tank 1 * Temp(K) of tank 1) + (Heat capacity of Tank 2 * Temp (K) of tank 2)/Combined heat capacity.)

If final temp is above 373.15k it'll ignite. If you cut too close and it isn't it's cause of rounding errors, device imprecision, and shit so just aim for 374k

>>153790790
If you're the guy that asked last night,
Hey Space Station 1776
We have both. They're called Blunderbuss. Enjoy
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/8010

We also have the cannon. Make sure to put that in. And while you're at it, search on buckler, someone made bucklers constructable

>>153797780
Thank you very much and i'll look into that suggestion.
Also, do you a github link to that paper code that lets you embed images and also have a near limitless character limit?

oh man I laughed out loud IRL when I saw that cannon. Top notch design

>>153798134
No, it's not something I understand. It'll still be in the repo so just go look into paper, hit blame then backtrack.

>>153795729
I saw you trapped in there and couldn't leave you

>>153795729
Emilia is a bro, I don't know why she's not on more waifu lists

>>153770229
Sue's still not taken

SECBORG THEMES YOU LISTEN WHILE SECURING YOUR VALIDS: GO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivhqJrcl-V8

>>153800256
Because she's a slut both here and on Hippie

>>153800695
Well, none of the security sluts are taekn.

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They did it, the madmen, they banned Deep Danger. May he forever wrestle in peace.

Which two Waifus, if they merged together, would become the most powerful waifu?

>>153780581
There are no ETNSNs aboard subs. It's an awful embarrassment to be one.

>>153801579
Ashlicity

>>153800798
Yes they are

>>153800695
she's not even that kinky, it's disappointing

WE DID IT

THE NAME RULE IS GONE

CELEBRATION

>>153800929
Fuck Deep Danger
He was a shitter that was tolerable at best

>>153800929
>>153802426
I've been gone for a wihle.

What was wrong with him?

>>153801806
No they aren't. Taken by who?

>>153801787
No rivalry boost.

>>153802618
Plays assistant then tailgates into departments to fuck with their shit while shouting his memey catchphrase "OLE".

>>153802756
And?

>>153802756
It's the mask that makes you say that, funnyman

did you guys ban me from discord now for replying to your request?

>>153804357
Can you fuck off?

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>join round
>walking through the hall
>when suddenly

>Objective 1: Assassinate Emilia Davidson
Ain't killing my waifu, shitty wizard!

>>153804935
Can you unban me?
I've done nothing wrong.
You guys can stop bullying me any time now.

>>153803003
I feel no remorse for el joto.

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>>153805068
>I've done nothing wrong

>>153805065
who are you

>>153805052
I'm so sorry.

>>153805103
JOTOLISCO JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

He still did wrong in sec's territroy, not admin terrirtory

http://www.strawpoll.me/11149902

aaaaaaaaaaa

>>153805052
reminds me of the other round
>accidentally space myself with it
>i'm a vampire
>barely break into the station before entering crit

>>153805118
Yes that's what I just typed. Nice pepe.
Do you have a single refutation to my statements?
You have no moral highground

what's your deal? why do you hate on me so much? DO I need to file a lawsuit against you for libel and slander?

>>153805160
Yea I don't know how or why he got the ban, but fuck him.

>>153805216
You have no power over this, if you don't like them, leave.

>>153805291
Why don't you leave? Stop abusing people for your sick form of entertainment

>>153805291
woah, you seem pretty serious dude

the admins on this server are nothing but bullies who abuse others for fun. That's it. That's all they do. They just sit around all day bullying others.

>>153805291
Alright, pain

>>153805518
Would you like me to spawn a cookie for you?

> that weed filter

whoever made that, could you save it on pastebin?

We as a community should just play on a new server that does not allow bullies as admins.
A server that wont just ban everyone for any frivolous reason!

one person has already stepped up to the plate of that job to host a new server. all it takes for change is that you all join that new server and leave this one behind. It will take time for the new host to learn the code and all but over time we can build a seriously awesome video game together. Declare your independence now.

>>153805709
https://youtu.be/YeiXnyvo0d4

>>153805808
*weeb filter I meant

though a DUDE WEED filter would be funny too

Why does Deep Danger care so much about Deep Danger? I have a static name randomly chosen from the game that I've played with for over a year, but if I was told to drop it I wouldn't give a single fuck. Who cares about any of this? Only reason I don't constantly random name is because I got tired of making up new back stories and forgetting my own name when people called it out, but it's just a name. Why have you chosen to stand against a rule that effects literally nothing? Just be Dave Donkler or something. You can still play your gimmick and obey the rule. I think it plays into the ego of the Deep Danger character who is a vigilante and likes to challenge authority. You're letting the personality of Deep Danger take over your real life. Try harder to separate the two or I'm guessing you're gonna toe the line until you end up bant.

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I MAY BE DOWN, BUT HE ES NOT OUT, MI AMIGOS! DEEP DANGER WELL LIVE FOREVER IN YOUR HEARTS AND MINDS, JUST BELIEVE AND DEEP DANGER CAN NEVER DIE! THANK YOU, MI AMIGOS, DEEP DANGER LOVES YOU ALL!

>>153805139
Secret admirer from medbay

>>153805987
It's the mark of a shitter.

>>153805884
I'll join a new server as long as they ban 2hotdogs too

>>153804357
I admire the effort you put into this shit

>>153805216
>Pain
No
>Aurx
Yes

I want to marry _________!

>>153801579
>the sound of silence.jpg

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>upset that borgs are following their laws too well to the point of annoyance
>Impressed with where they can find loopholes to be a burden

I need a break again

>>153806084
deep danger a shit
hambre hertz is champ

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>>153806208
How far do you want to push things? I could get really nasty if you don't bury the hatchet. I apologized and appealed my bans a long time ago. You and your gang bullied me more.

I could get real mean if I need to.
But I'm not a bully like you. I hear out people. I read entirely what they have to say. I listen to them genuinely. I don't just ban away people and bully and ridicule them when there's a real honest disagreement. I'm a real man.
What are you? Don't make me call you something that you'll regret knowing about yourself.

You and everyone else could have been my friend.
Your life could have been touched and made better by the interactions we could have shared. You spit on that opportunity countless times.
You bully me and my name but it is not me who is hurting it's you. You're pained that I'm not your best friend. You're deeply hurt that others have those golden memories of me. I returned this time again because I would extend my hand in friendship to you that you have the chance to earn a great interaction. Stop suffering.

>>153806768
You're crazy in a good way and if you weren't a shitter it'd be cool to have you in rounds

>>153806941
I'm not a shitter anymore I know how to play the game

>>153806556
Everyone is so concerned with "cuteness" but I think power is more important.

>>153807130
Merge Reica and Assistance Unit!

I won't deny my insanity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCE7hOgXVEM

Like straight up I'm fucking nuts

does that mean I am less than human?

If you saw me face to face I'm sure you'd be singing a different tune. A tune of desire over ire, a soothing feeling of someone who listens and responds intelligently and doesnt blow off your words with mainstream thought control reinforcing what you ought to be saying. I have that affect on people, I'm natural and genuine when I speak in rhyme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J48vuoO2PQY

>>153807493
An autist who wants to get a good pumping but is too direct?

>>153807720
I like it, I hope she has extra titties like in total recall

>>153806780
They're atrocious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVvlVHdLCx0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crr9_dghs-A

>>153806780
I wish there was a disability that toggled that ridiculous walking animation

that shit makes me giggle every time I see it

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>>153808184

>>153806768
I hope a truck backs over you and kills you. I'm so fucking sick and tired of your WOE IS ME bullshit.

No one here likes you or wants to put up with you. Kindly fuck off.

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>>153806768

UN BAN ME RIGHT NOW

>>153808743
I have plenty of evidence to file criminal complaint of death threats. I'd watch your mouth when getting mad about video games, kiddo.

>>153809025
ckey?

>>153809204
2warmweaners

>>153809281
chuckled

Do you want to explain to law enforcement why you're giving me death threats? Do you want that to happen now? That's your future.

>>153808890
Hi niggly. Post more of that slut.

Dare you to post lewds of her in discord

>>153809281
kunbanned
don't fall asleep

HEED MY WARNING SPESSMEN
a 4chan ban is worse than a server ban
keep the dankest shitposting in OOC and the discord
DO NOT STRAY TOO OFF TOPIC IN THE THREAD

>>153809856
I want morena to eat me!

>>153810073
>No pastebin story where Julia terrorises a station of mouse girls

>ban requested
>pain, head banmin, disqualified himself from judging the request because he was playing that round
>tfw going to be stuck in ban request limbo for the foreseeable future

i dont get it
why people don't give a second chance to 2hotdogs?
we didn't play at the same time, but i believe people can get better
i got unbanned and im doing my best to play nice and don't cause trouble and i think anyone else can do it too

>>153810286
That'll teach you to learn self control!

>>153810362
Because 2hotdogs, you've had chances and you're permabanned from virtually every ss13 server for good reason. Because you're shit and don't deserve more chances.

>>153809856
4chan bans are even easier to evade than ss13 bans

>>153810491
but im not 2hotdogs im chiot

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>take your ban like a man

>Celt unbanned himself
LMAO
M
A
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bad times

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>accidentally kept a traitor alive on the shuttle

>>153810362
He has had chances.
He's ban evaded 3 times.
Every time he's been found out easily by continuing to act like a huge shitter

>>153810883
Is there anything worth the trouble there?

>>153810668
>but im not 2hotdogs im 2hotdogs ban evading account
???

>>153811019
adventure

>Antag
>Give everyone all access
>Station actually is fine other than meme laws for the AI and a shitshow in atmos
>Fuck up emagging a spider
>get shot by another tator
>>153810947
Not only did you save me, but you didn't take my bag off me, so I still had my greentext in my bag.
Thanks Lisa

>>153811019
the salvage shuttle lets you go to the clown roid, DJ station, derelict, and a few other places
also comes with a sweet gun

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>get hacked as soon as I go for my cell upgrade
>someone blows the borgs
>laws get changed
>arrest the syndicate agent for hacking me
>someone uploads a one human law
>on the robocop lawset
>gets busted and we have our lawset to prove her crime

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it was a good night, lads.

>>153811019
Nope

>>153811054
im not 2hotdogs stop it

>>153811108
Was I (a hydroponicist) the only one to give back my all access? Fuck, I'm retarded.

>>153811108
>stupid shit happening all around
>block it out and continue operating in medbay
such is life