/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spacestation

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>>153677058
1st for Space 'Nam

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>>153677390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

That AI was great, actually did what I asked.
Poor chef though, had to pay the price for my fun.

hug the vox race tolerance now

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>tfw no brown trapfu

Remove name rule.

>>153644975
NTSL is a bit much. Everybody's systems are different so it's not like you can copy paste and experience beyond select all-delete-save-compile-execute signal process off is necessary.

Telcomms is treated as such eldritch wizardry that they don't even fug with it anymore. When telcomms was frying every round it was a pretty sad showing from the whole playerbase at fixing it.

>>153656062
Don't get sassy. It was a multi for years and we're the only autismos that fucked with it for no reason because the shit coders are fucking shit and has to desperately reach for reasons to justify the soldering iron's existence.

>>153660827
>>153661268
It's pretty clear he blew it on purpose. don't be a line toeing retard and you wont get fucked up.

>>153678140
It's been the solder for a year, tgfag

Go cry some more about how you can't climb tables on this server because everything should be like the server you just got banned from

>>153677058
One time I stopped by virology and the virologist handed me a paper cup and told me to drink it and ten minutes later weird bugs were just spewing outta me.

>>153678371
I've been /vg/ only for over 5 years.

>>153678371
don't defend /vg/

our codebase is fucking shit. everything is spaghetti and there is so much oldcode from bay 2.0 it's almost all garbage.

>>153677717
Interspecies relationships when.
make love, not war

>>153679353
when you code horse cocks

>>153679395
Already on it.

>>153679298
muh disabler beams ree

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So this is about what puts the final nail in Hippie

>>153679395
>>153680232
>circular saw on crotch
>drops a horse cock
>can be used as a 15 brute damage weapon

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>>153681125

>>153681125
Why don't we have dakis again? I want a nuke daki so I can shove my nuke disk into it.

>>153681597
They're cute things to get when you autism

>>153677542
Yes
But when?

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>>153596734
>reading and laughing through story about a retard antag that did everyone wrong like a dumb fuck and then died like a pussy
>realized mid through it's talking about me

H-haha funny r-right

How do I get better at antag if I only get it once a week and it's vox raiders?

>>153682398
Improve in spess at a wide variety of fields, learn how other players do what they do when they are antagonists, know what you want to do.

post character medical/employee/security records

>>153681597
We don't have them because vivianchan coders were the ones to develop them and muh /vg/pride is still heavily prevelent in our own coding circles

>>153682398
Never do abnormal shit in your own clothes and id because that gets people crawling up your ass.

Know the silicon lawsets and how they relate to you. Specifically the part where serve is above protect so you could have just use a non-common channel to have my attention and even ordered murder of everyone shittier than you.

Practice door hacking until you can do it in your sleep.


How did you even get that christmas tree in there? We were head scratching that one

>>153681597
>>153683046
We have daki's they're bus only and admins can shove any icon on them by replacing the existing.

>>153682398
>>153683195
Seriously though, you just had to ask out to void the arrest order that was even made over common. You hadn't even been harmful so you wouldn't have had to put up with passive aggressive red light green light at every door.

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>>153683195
It's mostly the shakes and downright anxiety I get whenever I have to be antag I think I'm robust enough to fight back when I get initiated on but when I'm the one killing I just fuck up everything

"MISSION SPECIFICATIONS DECRYPTED" makes my body freeze in place for a few seconds even though I want it so bad every round

The tree was bussed in since I shocked myself and it made me go into a pain coma and prayed to get taken out of my misery so I could log off and forget about that terrible round forever

>>153682398
Just play a lot of security so you can get robust, you'll be in enough crazy situations to get the hang of it.

>>153683971
Eh, spend more time as an officer. you'll get the shakes out of the way and it'll just be another day in the life.

>>153682870
Medical records are height/weight before and after getting mechanical legs. Also date of injury causing the swap.

Security is first and only arrest on station, drunken assault I think.

Never did employment

>>153684153
Oh man I really missed out. I need to start adding sec and medical records. See how many I get by 2017

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>>153684087
>>153684094
I don't feel unrobust or intimidated when I'm fighting as a non-antag, in fact I'm often the first one head on into danger when I'm fighting baddies, it's more of a psychological fear when I'm doing illegal shit

I play officer sometimes, I am a regular at detective and I'm very often Hopcurity since I get to be the only head/no security in the station

>>153684626
Any detective tips? Who's the best detectives to learn from, can I observe you?

>>153684626
Eh, just don't worry about it. Disguise yourself so even if you're spotted it's fucking nothing. Know camera coverage and good hiding spots and be equipped to throw down with a borg if you harm anything and sec.

>>153684153
Wait I minute...I know that medical record!

>>153685336
WHOOOOO

>>153682870
i used a pre-made from polaris with a buncha random shit on it

all i actually entered was prosthetics and postmortem instructions + height/weight/eyes etc


Speaking of which, how tall is your spessman/mens, spessmen?

Mine's 5'6" and 120 pounds

>>153685503
Reica carter!

Are bans account based or IP based?

This one dude that got banned keeps making alts and logging back in every subsequent round

>>153685647
I'm not Reica, nice try though

>>153685860
ahelp that

>>153685860
It can be account based, IP based and even hardware ID based, all of which can be bypassed by creating a new account under a proxy in a virtual machine.

>>153685860
Theyre tied to a CID and IP, but you can spoof them with VM and new accounts easily.

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>>153683971
>"MISSION SPECIFICATIONS DECRYPTED" makes my body freeze in place for a few seconds even though I want it so bad every round
>shakes and downright anxiety

You're literally me. I crave rolling antag every round when I get the power to fuck shit up, but on rounds when I actually roll it I jump the gun or spend the whole round almost silent and accomplish nothing.

Literally 99% of the time when I'm DA or a Traitor with a kill objective I just try to survive to the end of the round and maybe set up the occasional welderbomb hoping my target dies in the chaos caused by other antags or the perils of space.

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>>153684898
Treat Detective like real life police, you could maybe start playing Officer first so you get front line experience and more robust since Detective is a rank higher in police departments and should be more knowledgeable about fighting, usual murder weapons or hidings spots and the else.

The wiki does a good job of covering everything I would say really

>>153685903
Shit really? I could have sworn they had the weight/height before and after leg transplants

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>>153685903
I know you, you are the biomech engineer with pink hair, here's your (You)

>>153686056
so someone just needs to load up a proxy on a VM and never need to do it again?

>>153685647
>>153686219
I do, but I have an employment record not a security record to accompany it

>>153686219
They might be too, but I am not them

>>153686280
2nd wrong guess

>>153686398
If the server uses sticky bans they need to do it again after each ban. There's really no way to stop it other than using whitelisting or hoping the kid eventually gets tired.

>>153687345
I mean they only need to sign up on a VM and they don't need to play on the VM

>>153682262
Eventually.

It's a very big and ambitious project being developed by a very tiny team.

If Railfist was an autist like exadv1 with all the freetime in the world, in a year and a half we'd have something like the very first SS13 builds. Protip: those sucked. He's aiming higher, but not as high as r4407.

>>153687624
No they need to play under the VM.

>>153686104
Just do shit. Anything that antagonizes the round. Kill, steal, sabotage, subvert, frame, impersonate, poison, what the fuggle ever.

>>153686113
Hiding spots have gotten really retarded lately. It makes me want to hire a guy who's sole job is to just look for shit while I run prints and jerk off.

Trait system when WHEN

>>153687926
>really retarded
Like what? This round I've just got my shit stored on the Research Station. Is that hard to find?

>>153687976
Explain

>>153688009
Someone hides a head and it's pretty much gone

>>153688247
Literally throw it into space.

>>153687976
When you code it
or better yet just play on a different server and stop making these stupid fucking requests to use all the time. Coding is a hobby I don't owe you anything

>>153688081
>Can pick most positive and negative genetic mutations for roundstart in character customization
>Negative ones give points while positive take points
>Xray/hulk/cryo etc can't be accessed

>>153688340
Some people aren't total cocks and at least give the dead a tiny chance of making it back.

>>153688494
It's like you don't even have a hardsuit to search for the dead everywhere. Throwing into space IS giving them a chance.

:^) I could always just drill or incinerate them.

>centcomm wouldnt send the captain to bomb them

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>>153689190
>crew of NT station tasked with a research report
>load up a suicide bomber
typical

Science is pretty chill, but I feel like it lacks a lot of stuff to do once ya end research. What do you guys usually do to pass the time as science?

>>153678140
i was not meant to be sassy, i was just playing telling him to try it.

>>153689031
It is now. Space is too large now for jetpack skimming and the vaults existing mean a decent chance of them getting hung up on a syndieship somewhater

>>153689449
Telesci, toxins, misc research, xenoarch, xenobio, make a medbay in escape for when medbay gets bombed.

byond://174.67.194.124:1776

>>153677058
At least you could see sec and some doors.

All I could see were walls.

>>153689449
Depends on what you like
There's the xenosciences (xenobot, xenoarch, xenobio), alternatively you could go do math autism in toxins, or fuck around stealing shit with telesci/set up your own medbay/etc. You've got an entire box of toys, experiment, play around with them, not to mention you generally get showered in building supplies by miners.

>>153688494
reminds me
>comfy lowpop
>be miner and find mask
>put in on since I'm going to explore space after mining anyway
>deliver materials
>yred is the only guy in science
>waiting for the ripley I asked for earlier to be assembled
>yred is taking a really long time
>he actually was taking the time to ahelp if he can valid me before running to get an autoinjector and filling it with chloral
>injects me
>strips suit, beheads me, spaces everything

if a non antag doesn't want you to come back, I dont see how an antag would give you a chance of coming back.

>>153690020
not yred but

>putting on the mask
>expecting folks not to kill you for doing it
>especially expecting medbay vets like yred to not kill you over it

he doesn't like mask wearers

Why would someone behead a man, before throwing him into space?

>>153690020
it would have randomly killed you in space though

>>153690020
Well as an antag, you're partially responsible for the fun in everyone's round. I prefer just leaving the corpse accessible over beheading but if say, you want to stash a fat stack of heads as your bail gambit in case you fuck up then that's that.

>Facehuggers now appear on a higher plane. Enlightened beware.
??????

>>153690020
I usually just stuff bodies into places nobody looks for them. SSUs and shit mostly, nobody ever thinks to look for anything in those.

If someone seriously gets found in one, then I guess they deserve to come back and wallop me over the head. I don't like taking people out of the round.

>>153690468
Ideally they won't get hidden under shit now.

>>153690174
well it was low pop with hardly anyone around anyway, yred was practically the only person outside of cargo that I saw before dying. Now I know I can freely kill and loot and mask wearers with zero repercussions though.

>>153690328
does it really?

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Post your non antag gimmick

>>153690910
I barricade chemistry and only make bottles of chems

>>153690910
Being as dumb and oblivious to everything as possible.

>>153690910
i do my job and try to help people

>>153690681
>Now I know I can freely kill and loot and mask wearers with zero repercussions though.
Yes, do it.
>>153690328
The mask doesn't harm the wearer directly.

I've been gone for about a month. Is Sawbones still an admin? Anything else new?

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I played traitor changeling for the first time.
I wish I could have made the experience a bit more interesting for everyone.

>>153691074
Yes
No

>>153690910
>Shitter Juice

Third world station with poop mechanics and a designated shitting hallway when

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>>153691007

>>153691007
I want to fucking kill you. I hate you. I have never even seen you but I hate you.

>>153691809
it wouldn't be so bad if people could drink from the chemmaster bottles

Create your character!

http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator

>>153691809
I'm the chemist, suck it up.

>>153691880
>He doesn't carry a coffee cup to crush pills in and drink from bottles

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>>153692037
already did, fuckboy

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>>153692062
>chemist shitters thinking anyone cares what they think
>chemist shitters thinking that MD/CMOs won't hesitate to throw them out disposals with no ID if they act like twats
>chemist shitters in general

your next post will be 'n-no I'll chloral you!!!'

>>153690910
0.3 Dexalin (Red)

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>medbay that round

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>>153692037
Kinda fun being a literal who

>>153692295
>CMO
>Figure someone'll have broken into the cap's office and stolen the spare by now
>AI being passive aggressive but hasn't realized that I'm non-human
>A HoP arrives and nobody's secured the disk yet somehow
>Listen to the HoP bumbling about hiding the disk while I'm making chems
>Think 'man wouldn't it be funny if it was ops'
>It's fucking ops

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT CHICKEN, DOG.
"But he is just one chicken, what harm can he do!"
"Don't point that RPG at him, he's no danger!"
I TOLD YOU.

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>>153692037

Would you waifu a clown

>>153693210
That's worse than a vox

>>153693245
What about a vox clown

>>153693482
stop drop and roll straight out of an airlock

>>153693482
That's some fowl humor

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>>153692037
AYYY

Thanks to everyone who connected to 1776 Station!

I'm going to make some amendments to the code and relaunch at a to be announced date.
But today anons connected to the server and this is the first step towards our declaration of independence in space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqkcxbRSzDw

>>153690910
What is shitter juice?

>>153693765
Cute thanks man

>>153693906
Chloral hydrate.

>>153693210
A clown.

You want people to go fuck a clown. Not a anthro ayy or anything, not a normal human, a bloody clown. The motherfucker that drinks banana juice and gets DD benefits, the fucker who's car is faster than a firebird and runs on fucking bananas. You want to fuck that abomination with a slipping fetish, a obsession with lube and a insatiable hunger for bananas.

Godspeed then, ya faggot.

>>153692529
>>153692424
who

>>153692280
I'll lube slip and feed you an instacrit pill for trying to get your tricky pricky valids, use explosion to pop your body then pacid the head.

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>>153692280
n-no I'll chloral you!!!

>>153694128
i'm the top one my name is _________________

>>153692464
>Dept head
>AI being passive aggressive but hasn't realized that I'm non-human
>A HoP arrives and nobody's secured the disk yet somehow
>and nobody's secured the disk yet somehow
>and nobody's secured the disk yet somehow
>and nobody's secured the disk yet somehow
IF ONLY WE HAD A DEPARTMENT HEAD AND A DOOR MASTER OR ASSISTANT TO ASSIST YOU IN SUCH A TASK AS ACTING CAPTAIN

>>153692280
I fucking hate this image. Fuck you.

>>153692037
>tfw doesn't have your hair

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>>153692424
You are that assistant girl Elise or whatever who made plants

>>153694128
You tell me who!

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>>153694108
>implying you wouldn't

>>153694152
You have neither the guts, nor the skills to do it.

>>153694278
Like I said, I figured the clown'd already broken in and I sure as fuck didn't feel like arguing with an AI to try to get the spare.

>>153694528
>wanting to have her pull handkerchiefs out of your dick hole
no thanks

>>153694457
>got the name and the job wrong
Hurts a little

>>153694528
Okay, while I admit that she is gorgeous, I'd rather her not pull a coin out of my dick or honk to the rhythm of the boogie, alongside her probly smellling like bananas. Bananas are best berry, but cmon now, I don't want my dick to smell like them.

>>153692424
I know you, Em

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>>153692037
am i fuckig kawaii

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>>153694676
>handkerchiefs
You mean featherdusters

>>153694547
I have the skills but lack the guts because of a bunch of notes about removing shitters from premises. All it takes is a shitmin's lust for valids over reason to get a vacation.

>>153694575
You don't need the spare to secure a disc. How new are you?

>>153694990
that's kawaii as fuck nigger

>>153694868
I saw you once, and by plant girl I mean you were literally collecting plants, not botanist. You were an assistant I thought.

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>>153692037
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>153695056
The reasoning being gibbing a CMO over a demotion.

>>153695056
>shitter
>calling anyone else a shitter

Lemme guess, you think MDs shouldn't get chem access and that you are some sort of god of the chemlab, and screech bloody murder any time anyone without the orange labcoat walks into your cave?

>>153695061
Internal Affairs Agents are not Assistants!

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>>153695027
is that the beaner clown?

it's soca I know

>>153695056
I need to be let into the cap's office to secure the disk, and again, annoying AI + non-human.

>>153695471
It is in fact a sexy mexican clown, yes.

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>Soca pms someone a passive agressive message because they don't like their gimmick
>Gibs them before round end
>only response is "must've been lag teehee"
>Gets away Morgan FREEman

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>>153692037
This came out really androgynous. Also there's shit for hair variety.

>>153695693
post logs or it didn't happen

I want someone to draw a Vox who is in a dark maint room with a very creepy skin texture. It's eyes look void of remorse, teeth and claws sharp, and like it would love to drag you in and eat you alive while ignoring your screams !

>>153695840
> !
Cut it out.

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>>153695789
Read from Harse's post onwards

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=2383

>>153696107
Seems it was an accident, what are you bitching about?

>>153696458
"Accident"

>>153696458
>shittalks them in a pm during the round.
>just so happens to bomb them before round end

I'd take it as an accident if not for the PM that totally incriminates them.

>>153696107
well if you have not noticed the round end report has been taking like 10 seconds to come up after the shuttle docks now, so I do believe her aswell

>>153696521
>>153696637
>[13:17:25]GAME: emergency shuttle (/datum/shuttle/escape) moved to central command
>[13:17:37]GAME: Explosion with size (3, 3, 3) in area Escape Pod Five
byond being retarded

and i've had my fair share of retarded conversations with admins in ahelp, harse literally just can't handle the bantz

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>>153696846
xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>be a shit
>get dunked

Who cares?

How does Lisa Tovir still manage to be shit even after all this time playing?

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>>153692037
Good enough

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>Ghlor greytides, sells weapons even when HoS said not to and kidnaps the HoS and Warden with help from a stupid officer
>Solely motivated by metagrudging the HoS from last round
>only gets a dayban despite being an admin and should knowing better than that

Nice

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>>153697614
>get logs
>make deadmin request
>post logs
>remove nigger
There is an easy solution to this, and you should know it by now

>>153697787
Can't deadmin for being a shitty player

>>153698090
you can normal ban them for being a shitty player, and that works about the same as a deadmin

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>>153692037
99% accurate

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>Manaony hasn't logged in over a month
>still an admin

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>>153692037
ice cream

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>Probe1 and Mike stepped down
>Server will never be that good again

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>>153692037

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Neat

>>153698090
You can deadmin because they broke the rules while being in a position of power.

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>MrPain quits in an autistic rage
>Crawls back
>Admin with no application
>Head of ban requests/appeals within a week

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uguu

>>153698952
It's almost like it's not a real job

>>153697787
>implying he will get deadmined
I guess you havent seen the admin shittery lately

>>153698832
thicc?

>>153699030
where r ur boobs?

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t. Commie Celtic Man

was AI traitor or subverted by HoS?

>>153699184
Brilliant.

>>153698567
cute!

whats ur name i wanna husbando you

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>>153699160

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OY VEY

>>153699386
you were a good birb

t. virologist

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>>153699160

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>tfw u just greytidin and sec shows up thinking you're a changeling
>tfw your ablative vest doesn't work

>>153699386
Tone it a little down and you will be the best trader
I like the whole npc-like thingy

Helping people is more fun than I thought it would be

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>>153699773
I like both extremes.

remember to speed clone by using your ID on the pod and ejecting it

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>>153699773
Hurting people is better.

>>153699184
>Immigrants come to America because they want Western welfarebux
>They have no money of their own, marketable skills, and do not speak English
>Many sneak across the border because they can't pay a very paltry greencard fee
How does this tax work again?

Do we sell their organs?

>>153698832
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAEb5UF-Mk0

I'm thinking of making a static waifu character.
People don't really care it's a guy playing it, right?

>>153700120
I always drop it as soon as I find out it's a dude.

>>153699928
Not to me!

>>153699869
Remember if medbay is dead, take a medbay ID and speed clone them. Pray they set up cyro

>>153700159
drop what?

>>153699367
no go away

>>153700120
I don't care as long as I think the person is genuinely nice to be around also needs to be cute!

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I got permabanned from tgstation for calling the Captain that tried to recall during a meteor storm a dumb nigger

Holy shit when did they let a bunch of sensitive babies be mods, they said nigger is taking it too far.

>>153699570
I mean we sent 3 to lynch you. Once you're on the ground you are fucked.

>>153690910
Wrestling

>>153700369
You're a couple years too late.

It's TG, now, not /tg/.
They let the no-fun-allowed brigade win.

>>153700491
TG?

i like the cut of this JMWturner guy's jib

>>153701150
Needing 4 SEPARATE hotfixes for any of his shit to work?

>>153700178
Kill yourself, nobody cares about how much of a bitch you are

>>153701536
I care about caring about people and I care about people too. Having emotions and recognizing the emotions of others and then too tending to them is the make up of strong men, not a weak one.

>>153697460
Have you learned how to make anything other than burgers and pizzas?

Daily reminder /vg/ is the best server, we're in a dark age right now but we're still better than the others. Take a moment to thank the shitposters, badmins, coders, waifus, validhunters, shitters, metafrienders and /tg/refugees that make us great.

How do I fill a fire extinguisher with something other than the usual shit?

Are server sticky bans based on BOTH CID and IP?

Trying to fuck around on TG station. If its just IP then thats some easy shit

>ghlor's only reason for staying on the admin team is so he can bully dragonbro

>>153702057
>best server

There is no best server though, it's completely subjective depending on taste

Hey guys get ready for drama, maybe

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2782&f=19#p14703

What kind of retarded name is surfer girl?
Does that even have to do with a gimmick or something?
I just see a typical female shitter

>>153701736
>strong men
nigger im not against feelings but you sounded like a complete pussy

>>153702509
It's only drama when to popular ckeys or admins. That's a clear cut ban, no debate.

>>153701736
>act like a hypersensitive, insecure moron on the internet
>i-i'm a strong man because I act this way
Nigga no one said you have to bottle up your emotions but don't be a faggot

>>153702509
>borg breaks laws
how is that drama? they'll probably get a small ban bing bong end of problem

>>153702509
Oh boy. I was playing the Engineer borg that went missing. I got stuck in botany and couldn't move for some reason, so I restarted the client and it started downloading 60mb of files that took the rest of the round to complete. How fun.

>>153702874
>>153702748
my niggers!

>>153703007
You were locked down, science can do that remotely from the RD's office.

>>153703184
Oh, that explains it. When I got back I was only a positronic brain so I assume they also blew me up.

>>153702631
They were a good Hop, in spite of their odd name. Good Hops are rare.

>>153702294
1. empty it
2. click on it with other thing

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>>153692037
I think I'm a bit late but oh well.

>>153703871
Lets see, ah. Today I think I will have Kaylie Morgan.

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>>153703871
I claim (You) stop this!

>>153703871
Waifus are the cancer and source of most shitposting in this game
Kill yourself, you are not cute, you are just a fat neckbeard or a skinny faggot pretending to be an anime grill onlije

>>153703871
I claim Emilia Davidson.

>>153704020
I'm an anime girl pretending to be a fat neckbeard online.

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reminder that you can kill this shitty meme just with a few clicks and a captcha

>>153703871
Ok!
I'll admit it!
I have this weird feeling about someone, I can't call it love, I can't explain it.

I really want to take Rambling Maniac for my own. I want to push him around in a wheelchair while he shouts nonsense.
I want to take him to the bar, tenderly feed him soft foods and watch him as he slowly chews it.
I want to hug him like a giant fleshly teddy bear!
I love Rambling Maniac!

>>153704227
are you actually implying mods delete any waifuposting here

>>153703871

Fay!

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>>153692037

>>153704020
>>153704227
Remind yourselves Waifu posting is /vg/ related and thus legal. Waifus are exclusive to us so we can discuss them.

>>153703871
Alice Conrad she doesn't like being a Waifu but she's great security

>>153704965
Waifus in multiplayer games is a fucking stupid concept

>>153703871
Reica carter is all mine!

What part of this code do I change to get assistants to spawn with energy guns in their belt and pdas in their pockets?
/*
Assistant
*/
/datum/job/assistant
title = "Assistant"
flag = ASSISTANT
department_flag = CIVILIAN
faction = "Station"
total_positions = -1
spawn_positions = -1
supervisors = "absolutely everyone"
selection_color = "#dddddd"
access = list() //See /datum/job/assistant/get_access()
minimal_access = list() //See /datum/job/assistant/get_access()
outfit = /datum/outfit/job/assistant


/datum/job/assistant/get_access()
if((config.jobs_have_maint_access & ASSISTANTS_HAVE_MAINT_ACCESS) || !config.jobs_have_minimal_access) //Config has assistant maint access set
. = ..()
. |= list(access_maint_tunnels)
else
return ..()

/datum/job/assistant/config_check()
if(config && !(config.assistant_cap == 0))
total_positions = config.assistant_cap
spawn_positions = config.assistant_cap
return 1
return 0


/datum/outfit/job/assistant
name = "Assistant"

/datum/outfit/job/assistant/pre_equip(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
..()
if (config.grey_assistants)
uniform = /obj/item/clothing/under/color/grey
else
uniform = /obj/item/clothing/under/color/random

var/list/backpack_contents = list(/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/gun=1) // In the list(path=count,otherpath=count) format

Discuss favourite /vg/ static namers.


Who is your favourite security players for each role?
Best cmo?
Good clown gimmicks?
Favourite captain?

>>153705626
trinity prewitt!
ones that don't valid hunt!
Haiku!
not many play chap

>>153705728
Kill yourself!!!!

>>153705626
>Who is your favourite security players for each role?

If it's female it's shit, but I haven't seen a good HoS in many months.

>Best cmo?

I liked that one old dude from a long time ago.

>Good clown gimmicks?
Stealing shoes.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Favourite captain?

>>153702631
Beach Boys song bud.

I put thermite in a sprayer one round, how do ignite something I've sprayed it with?

>>153705893
A song is not a name.

>>153702631
Hyun, I swear to Christ.
Get over this shit.

>>153705626
>Who is your favourite security players for each role?
i dont know because i only notice sec when they're being shitcurity
>Best cmo?
cmo is a useless role except for opening viro crates
>Good clown gimmicks?
any that isn't just greytiding
>Favourite captain?
idk, captain is useless too

>>153706007
You sound like a boring person

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>>153705626
>favorite captain

>>153706007
So dang bitter

>>153706101
I probably am but I do my job and I do it well, which keeps non-boring people alive so they can make life more fun for everyone.

>>153705979
ive been outta the house for a few hours, dont look at me

>>153705626
Harvey Zekerburg or whatever is my favorite. He's always just chilling in the bar, and it's always a fun time.

>>153706341
when you get home can we erp

>>153705893
>>153705979
It's kind of stupid
I don't name myself "To the wind" or "Metalhead boy"
Thats just lame
Hyun is a retarded crossdresser faggot, why would i be him?

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>the HoS bitching about calling the shuttle the whole time got locked in the bridge until almost the very end
>died horribly while trying to valid the person who had taken over their role

>>153705527
Check other's that spawn with it and compare you fag

>>153706478
That HoS was ass blasted for most of that round

>>153706486
i did that first but it didn't work after a few times so I asked

>someone actually named themselves surfer girl

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>>153706457
It's a little silly, but it really doesn't hurt anyone, and I enjoy it.

>>153706427
No

>>153706552
It's so odd

like what is the point, and why haven't they been shitposted into oblivion yet?

>>153706552
Hi Alger

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>>153706457
>It's kind of stupid

Yes.

Let stupid be. Why the fuck do a couple of you care so god damn much about this trivial shit that no one has bitch about for years and years that we've had these retarded names.

>>153706552
>I have complained in deadchat ooc and the discord, now time to complain in the thread

>>153706552
Plasmamen tons were normal people once yet they have all kind of names like that.

>>153706602
Why not?

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>>153706552

>get assigned to IA by accident
>roll with it for all of ten seconds
>feel something akin to buyer's remorse knowing I'd probably end up in Kane's way, ask Hop for transfer to detective
>get to office
>detective wastes two minutes throwing a bitch fit at me while holding me at gunpoint
>as he buggers off out of the office, I get wizarded with nothing to defend myself
>spend most of the rest of the round innabodyscanner because medical can't into cloning
>based Vox drags me out, narrowly escapes being blown up in the shuttle, goes back to medbay to clone me

WEW LADS

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it aint me
it aint me
im no shitposters son

>>153706918
because you ARE the shitposter

>>153706765
The general consensus behind plasma people is they name themselves once they awake in their new form and have little to no memory of what their life was before hand.

>>153706971
no

What's the "endgame" for each role? The thing they can aspire to?

>>153707034
Nothing

>clowns on the station
>mimes on the station
>wizards on the station
>useless pets on on the station
>references behind walls all over the place on the station
>skeletons on the station
>plasmamen on the station
>grayys on the station
>jewish birds on the station
>immersion breaking badmins on the station
>ghosts fucking with chairs and lights on the station

>lol dude can you tone it down with the silly names it's really harming my vibes

>>153707034
survive nigga

>>153707034
Clown - H.O.N.K

>>153707034
Ripley and Spur for a Miner.

>>153705626
>security
Anyone who can do the job and do it competently, aka none of the shitty fucking chick players.
>cmo
Yred or Alex Jacques/Celt, tossup really
>clown gimmicks
Telling jokes, screwing up simple tasks, mocking people who are also screwups by screwing up what they do hilariously badly
>captain
I always liked Sheev when he played Cap

>>153707332
>needing the spur to robust people
>not just keeping an entire backpack of accelerators in your BoH

death by a thousand cuts or internal bleeding is still death

>>153707370
What about the non-shitty fucking chick players ? :3

>>153707481
>endgame

Plus the Ripley is the deadliest thing you can get with any regularity.

>>153707504
There is no such thing, now fuck off dumb cunt.

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>>153703871
>>153704965
>>153705626
>>153707504
Why do you keep doing this?

>>153707582
Yes there is :3

>>153707746
quit being fucking retardation that respond to it then, it's not hard. Shitposters are in it for the (You)s

>>153707196
Those things are fictionals
There are not a lot of humans named that in real life

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>>153707034
engineering:
>10 gigawatts
mining:
>have a backpack dedicated to guns and a backpack for melee weapons
trader:
>sell the nuke disk to ops
clown:
>prank the station so hard they call the shuttle
IAA:
>fax something more than 5 paragraphs long
science:
>shit out phazons at a decent rate
atmos:
use the gas miners for the TEG and ultra cool plasma
wizard:
kill everyone and the deathsquad NT sends
botany:
>max potency nettles, novaflowers, blue space tomatoes, and plasma spewing death kudzu
cook:
>walk into a cult, grab intent kill them all
alternatively, make pic related
assistant:
>robust a nuke op
chaplain:
>accidentally force a shuttle call because admins press too many buttons because of you
librarian:
>get an interview with a nuke op or deathsquid
mechanic:
>copy and paste multiple departments
mommi:
>20 gigawatts

Surfer Girl is a somewhat realistic nickname and a song reference, there's no reason it should be disallowed.

>>153708058
You know to come to grips and accept that clowns are very real and they're after us all.

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>>153692037
no longer fucking things up as bad as usual

>>153708238
There's no reason period for this stupid name rule that the majority doesn't seem to want, going off of in game votes.

It's only a handful of spergs who care so much about semi-serious names within a set convention.

>>153708079
I got a picture with a Wizard as a journalist. I asked him to stop and he did, then I took a picture for the news with us both in it. Didn't even kill me that round, good lad.

>>153708253
Clowns and mimes are meant to have silly names
Humans aren't
Plasmen well, they have suffered enough and they are experiments so why not.

>>153708419
There is no meaning for this arbitrary name system, humans working on a research station for studying plasma shouldn't be acting silly period, and yet a good many bounce off the walls misbehaving and no one bats an eye, yet their names are just too much.

I don't think I'm ever going to understand this logic in a server, while not being Hippie levels of cancer, that's been pretty laid back for quite a while.

>>153708620
The names are the final straw.

>>153708079
>alternatively, make pic related
I'm glad that's some kind of end-goal for some people.
It's supposed to be super hard to make, but it's not really worth it

>>153708620
Eh
I just think its kind of stupid considering you can use it literally with every other race (Not vox) without problems
A Plasmen can be named after memes, so do borgs and skeletons
But a human named Surfer Girl is not silly, is retarded, and even if not really inmersion breaking it kind of feels unnecesary

Vox are named in weird ways
other races as memes or race-related puns
Humans after real names

A vox named "Fire Man" is kind of stupid

>>153708912
>is not silly, is retarded, and even if not really inmersion breaking it kind of feels unnecesary

Yes and why does that matter?
Why does that bother you so much and why do you think your preference should decide how someone else plays their character on a light roleplaying server beyond griefing, metagaming, and blatantly shitting up the place.
This is pointless.

>>153708912
Why can Vox and Plasmen get graces with meme names, when humans are the ultimate memes?

>>153709189
It doesn't botter me that much, im not gonna die about it
But those are different things
There is shitting on roleplay and powergaming and there is also being retarded on purpose for no reason

>>153709237
Because Plasmen are experiments, i mean, meme names are shit but one could understand a plasmen being named like something stupid since they are not regular living beings

Vox meme names are either funny or cringy as fuck but i mean something like "Kakakalanarlala"

This doesnt matter that much but its a bit annoying, more annoying than the usual retarded memes if so many people (or a few) are so vocal about it

Play as a Plasmen and nobody will fucking care

>>153709407
Well, I guess we can end this conversation of ours with a bastardiszed aphorism, "that's just your opinion, man," and be done with it, because neither one of us is getting anywhere faffing about it back and forth.

Here's hoping that rule is gone sometime next week.

>>153709860
Its just fucking stupid
If you are going to use a meme name atleast make a gimmick out of it
Like Rambling or Dummo
Why the fuck can't we have good gimmicks nowadays?

>>153709934
Because it doesn't matter.

>>153709983
what does that even mean?

>all my new PC needs is a fucking operating system
>microsoft only selling windows 10
WAKE ME UP

>>153710059
BEFORE YOU GO GO

>>153710059
>buying an OS
kek

>>153708386
that was me, hello

>>153710052
It means your opinion of how people should name themselves doesn't matter.

You can think it's retarded all you want, but the people playing with those retarded names are having fun in combination with them or they feel an attachment towards them.

There are all sorts of names that I roll my eyes at, but to think you should impose how one should design their character that isn't Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger is unnecessary.

>>153710101
bartender should have a traitor item thats a super robust bottle that explodes on impact like a stick grenade

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>>153710121

>>153710101
What is this from?

>>153710269
How do you have name with some meme name that's not related at all with some gimmick or something?
It's just snowflake shit
And whenever someone names "Surfer Girl" its kind of weird because one at first thinks about some girl who is somewhat related to surf on something and then you understand that some fucktard gave himself a meme name just because its somewhat fun to be a contratrian faggot

>>153710345
Bottles are robust as fuck, though.
What they really need is bottles that contain a specific kind of acid that melts off limbs and sends you into crit

>>153710126
YOU MEAN I CAN GET IT FOR FREE THAT'S NOT FROM RUSSIAN SCAMMING SITES?

>>153710465
very nice

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byond://174.67.194.124:1776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1prHsYA3DWc

1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR FIRE ARMS


Welcome to 1776 Station, where all crewmen are responsible for their own protection and productivity. This is the Space Station of Opportunity. This is our declaration of independence! [in spaaaaace]

>>153710493
91 Days. Best anime this season.
sorry for spoilers :(

>>153710637
Why can i connect to literally every other server but not /vg/?
I have to try like 99 times with only this server

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>>153710637
Nice, but you seem to be missing water filters

>>153710637
oh im a huge fucking faggot please hack my bank account

>>153710494
>its kind of weird because one at first thinks about some girl

You can do what I and probably other do, not think much about it and play the game.

If you want, you can discriminate retarded names like that for being some flower child who got a legal name change to feel special and at one with her true self.

Roll with the punches, it's not a big deal.

>>153705527
Haven't coded SS13 but for starters you might want to check other jobs that start with other objects, check the relevant lines, and edit the pre_equip to contain those items. I see that you have the backpack_contents there but that list() thing is not so familiar to me. Usually var list = [] initializes a blank list and list() is a function named list.

>>153710930
Its not a big deal
but you gotta admit its fucking retarded

>>153710232
Thanks for that my mate.

>>153711062
In a way it's retarded, but it's so bland I don't think much on it other than the fact that the waifushit has blue hair like a tidal wave, so at least there's something going on.

At least, I'm pretty sure she had blue hair.

>>153710559
Just download whatever windows ISO you prefer from Microsoft's website and activate using KMSpico.

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