Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

>>153725572
Welp we tried. How do our threads even survive the night?

Also for discussion, which cross-universe couple do you ship?

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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

They aren't really, nobody is. We're dead.

i was waiting for this

>>153726735
The thread's death?

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>Want Abathur and TLV for shits and giggles
>Don't own Li-Ming
>Only have 30k
>Want to save for Samurai Blade Man

>>153726838
the rebirth

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Arthas is my favorite warrior by far. I can't believe that only Europe picks him

I haven't seen him drafted once on Infernal Shrines in HL. He is so OP on that map

>>153728280
because people in HL cant pick and dont know to counter pick they play they favorite hero or maybe some hero the just feel like is good but whitout thinking of what their team needs or counter the oponent and i am talking about diamond and master players

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>Illidan starts speaking Portuguese

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

>>153727842
You've got more than enough time, man. It's all good.

How's Diablo nowadays?

>>153730335
There's no diablo general, so pretty shit it seems.

>>153730335
start of seasons are great huge a mount of player but after a week or two at most players decrease and game is only played by stramers, hc players or people that really want to push gr still great game if you can play whit friends or enjoy random people

>>153730723
>>153730851
Okay, but... how is Diablo nowadays?

In... in HotS... guys.

>>153731354
He still seems angry. Try talking to him about it.

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>>153730335
>>153730723
>>153730851
>>153731354

>>153727842
You can get around 10-15k monthly. And Samuro isn't coming aout for at least 2 months. You can buy all three of those you mentioned and still have money in time for TWO Samuros.

>>153730335
>>153730723
>>153730851
>>153731354
>>153731416
>>153731489
Anything to keep this thread alive, guys.

>>153731354
diablo is a nice tank but you need a strong front line for him to make it work

>>153731354
He's okay. Really good for capitalizing on your opponents' shitty positioning.

geez i was just sleeping for a few hours

>>153697786
>>153705984
i'll see what i can do to make it look a little less clean
no promises though

revive

>tfw no bronze shortstack gf
how to cope???

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hotsg team when

>>153738152
so, what are you making that 5 for?

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>>153738365
did you read the last thread
for the sake of autism, just like everything on here

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>letting a thread die
You people are the worst! >.<

>292 posts
HOTSG pls.

>>153725763
Zagara and Anub are pretty much canon.

Illidan and Li-Ming because they're both arrogant and vaguely power obsessed.

Also not a ship but I imagine Uther, Tassadar, and Tyrael have a little 'circle of justice' where they hold hands and talk about how great justice is.

>>153739302
What about Artanis in the justice circle?

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>>153725763
Lili and Diablo of course.

>>153738567
aren't you the magazine guy? if not, what is the purpose of the 5?

>>153739789
>aren't you the magazine guy?
what
no

>if not, what is the purpose of the 5?
memes and autism
see >>153680195
also, keeping the thread off of page 10

>>153739302
>Uther, Tassadar, and Tyrael
Sometimes i queue up with 2 of my friends as these 3. Justice is fun

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>153740803
but thats just one afk bot game. the problem is when youre 60k away from a level up

How would you fix Gul'dan ?

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>>153740930
Rework persuit of flame talent and give him a new heroic instead of rain of destruction or at least reduce RNG.

>>153740930
delet him

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>>153741935
but I just purchased him

>>153742274
too bad refunds aren't a thing with blizzard

>>153742709
yup, or I'd get Auriel instead, at least she's qt

>>153742785
what if she's a nigger?

>>153742856
then I'll build a cross and burn it in my frontyard

>>153739336
>>153739336
Yeah I can see that. I think that Artanis is more flexible with his concept of justice.I feel like he's more like Thrall- in fact I think that the two of them would get along pretty well.

I would also ship Jaina and Raynor, if Kerrigan weren't around. They both seem like they just want peace to chill and do their own thing.

Also Tracer and LiLi would probably get along like the most annoying house on fire ever.

>>153742856
>Nigger
>Attractive
Thanks blizzard, immersion ruined

>>153725763
Kerrigan and Ming because I main them and I think it would be funny seeing who could be haughtiest

Also, same universe, but sylvanas and jaina because it's adorable and I'm actually nothing but an empty shell of /u/

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>>153739461
Li Li and diablo are alright

>>153743703
This is topkek

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>>153743703
Li Li stitches is a fun time

>>153743703
>diablo with a vagina
uhmm I thought we got him form d2 tho????

>>153744197
Where do you see a vagina senpai?

>>153743703
where's the fucking D

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>>153745702
Diablo never had D not even when he was a boy.

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>>153725763
Artanis and Tyrael justice-bros
Anub and Zagara
Li Li and Diablo
Gul'dan and Diablo evil spiky-bros
Aba and Li Li mortal enemies
Gazlowe and Hammer

Don't like the Kerrigan and Sylvanas pairing at all though.

>>153725763
I feel like you could break the Nexus up in to various groups of friends.

Chen, Muradin, Tychus, and TLV probably drunk a lot together.

Arthas and Leoric sit around and chat about being undead and commanding the undead. Xul likes to listen in sometimes but he tends to believe that he's above evil.

Illidan and Valla chat about demon hunting and feeling burning hatred and shit.

Gazlowe and hammer compare mechanics.

Zarya and Sonya try to best each other in strongman contests.

Artanis and Thrall share stories about being the young leader of a people they have to unify, and fighting cosmic evils of the universe.

I'm sure there's more too

>>153746929
Diablo, Gul'dan, Azmodan, Cho'gall and Butcher sit around in a dark basement talking about evil and demons.

>>153746929
Somebody explain this Lili x Diablo meme

>>153746929
we need more casual time between games fan art

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>>153747338

>>153747459
nice

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>>153747338

>>153747795
>tfw no rokhan for founding of durotar team

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>>153746929
Dehaha and Brightwing

>>153747956
At least Samuro will join us soon.

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>>153748676
he can't come soon enough

>>153748676
>Rexxar
>Chen
>Rokhan
>Samuro
>Thrall

The dream team. Also the only team Gazlowe might actually be useful against, look at all tht melee goddamn.

>>153746597
You idiot, he's a lizard. Lizard D's are internal organs until they expand.

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>>153749087
You could do a preliminary Founding of Durotar team with:
>Rexxar
>Samuro
>Chen
>Thrall
>Gazlowe

Although it wouldn't be the same without Rokhan.

Anyone ERPing on US?

I'll be abathur

>>153747459
>turning Murky into food
>endless supply of free murloc meat as long as you have the egg locked away
Butcher is a damn genius.

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>>153749064
>>153749087
>post yfw it turns out to be Jubei'thos instead of Samuro

The thread dying wasn't my fault. I bumped it last and went to bed. I wasn't gonna double bump.

>>153747795
The pig with the cup of brew always makes me laugh.

>>153749172
But I thought he was a demon! :o

>>153749826
what about poor memewing!??!!?

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>>153729053
>2016
>still no Grom
>still no Garrosh

>>153750927
>Brightwing wants to eat people
>end up food for Jaina and Raynor
Nature is brutal and unforgiving.

>>153751141
brightwing just wants frands, fuck you!!!

>>153750024
i don't care senpai, it might as well be fucking moogul the sly, i just want to

HERO AND OBEY

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>>153751212
Looks like...she made the wrong friends.

So how do people usually build Chromie?

>tfw I'll never be Johanna's apprentice
fuggggggggg

>>153747459
shieeeet i've seen this pic before but only noticed kerrigan silhouette right now

>>153751551
I like dragon's breath on her.

>>153751937
>
SPOOKY, that'll teach raynor tho, fucking cheating scumbag, also fuck sc2's kerrixraynor bullshit

>>153751551
I believe it is now more common to do Blasts than Breaths, though you still get damage in center for breaths.

Cool kids go time trap build.

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So, is Valla an edgelord or cute?

>>153752934
everything diablo is edge
>muh hatred
>muh discipline
>muh demons
*vaults all over the place while flooding the screen with missiles and arrows*
ehehe, ehz kid XD

>>153751994
>t. tribound

>>153753197
can't wait to see more of your illidan xD

>>153751937
Sheet, I totally never noticed it either.

>>153753197
Who?
>>153753041
Li Ming isn't all that edgy desu. Also Xul despite appearance is pretty chill and humorous.

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>>153747092

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Li Li x Sonya for best adventures.

>>153754284
what's with this retarded diabloxlili meme

>>153752934
>>153753041

Yeah but I like to imagine as soon as she's out of her element and is interacting with people rather than killing demons, she becomes a sort of cutie. The sort of cutie who is polite and reserved in her treatment of others. You can kinda see it in how she's patient with and amused by the Scoundrel in Diablo 3. She may also be so used to bad shit happening that anything nice is a happy surprise.

>>153753837
>Who?
can't you read? tribound

>>153755024
she's literally burned by hatred senpai, she's just a husk that just wants to kill demons

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>>153754831
Cute and fun meets grim and dark.

>>153754831
Cute little girl who just wants to be all grown up so she won't have to take shit form anybody when she says she's old enough to be an explorer and be out on her own + Satan himself, having to work together on the same team.

Pretty easy to see what the appeal is there.

>>153756168
the appeal is that you're retarded?

>>153756209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RpAICWV524

>>153756275
lmao is that you on the vid? makes sense now xd

>>153752934

Edgelord, but kinda with a pass with the whole demons slaughtering everyone she loved thing.

It's not like say Reaper who's all 'Boo hoo, 76 got the promotion' 'Boo hoo I got sweet immortal ghost powers.'

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PAUL SHALL SUFFER.

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>>153756275
Fucking lol'd.
>>153756209
GOT FUCKING ROASTED AND CAN'T HANDLE IT SO HE KEEPS SHIT POSTING --> >>153756527

>>153756938
>1upping urself
really makes you think....

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>>153756994
It's ok anon. You'll get him next time.

>>153756892
Fuck Paul.
He deserves everything he gets, the prick.

>>153757121
>referring to yourself in 3rd person
ok...

>>153756209
>>153756275
S A V A G E T B H

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>>153756892
>>153757142
>my name is Paul

Medivh is so fucking cheap. I really don't understand why he exists.

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>>153755864
>tfw you'll never get to be a low mmr shitter again stomping people with water dragon

>>153738567
this one is good

>>153743304
>sylvanas and jaina having a consensual relationship
>not sylv mindcontrolling jaina into her helpless sex slave
shit taste tbqh

>>153751994
breath build with mobius loop is good imo if you're on a shitty qm team with no tanks, because on 5 assassin teams you're often not safe enough to spend 1 second casting Q

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>play quickmatch because I don't have 14 heroes at level 5 yet
>Raynor, Abathur, Valla, Nazeebo, Auriel
>versus
>Zagara, Jaina, Tyrande, Tracer, Malfurion
>root
>slow
>root
>root
>slow
>stun
>root
>stun

>>153759046
>I don't have 14 heroes at level 5 yet
that's your problem

>>153759046
>getting hit by malf root
git gud?

>>153758328
>Implying you can't have both
You got no imagination fampai.

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>>153759046
>complaining about the only good game mode

leoric is fun
leoric is cute
leoric wins you games with no support
paul is a massive fag and should suffer

>>153759046

I'm only seeing one enemy with a root, Malfurion, but you're getting hit with multiple roots by him despite having ranged attackers who can stutter step? Not good play.

Getting rooted sometimes will happen, but you really have to avoid it when the enemy comp has Tyrande and especially Jaina ready to follow up on those roots.

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>>153725572

100 wins, probably wont get anything for it

lost my promotion match because tracer sat afk and refused to play but didnt want to get diconected, siad she just wanted the xp

1 person said it was there first time playing towers of doom, 1 person said to soak at level 20 when the enemy team was the same level, people refused to do objectives and kept talking about wanting to do team fights

i hate this game so fucking mutch because the worst part is losing 1 counts as losing twice in ranked, i have to win 2 in a row just to get back to promotion, 3 in a row all together to rank up which is impossible with these brain dead retards

its not just me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k2B0s5G634

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxYK3hLQlo

these guys points out how fucking broken and retarded the ranking system is all the way up to diamond. both of those guys are in diamond by the way and 1 said he was so bad he didnt even belong in diamond. will hots ever fix ranked?

someone who is new and really bad at this game shouldn't get into diamond because they won 8 out of 10 placement matches

rank is garbage and its fucking broken

>>153760623
jaina can get a root at 16

>>153760768
>literal bronze
lmao kys retard

>>153760460

>leoric wins you games with no support

In fucking quick match

>>153760623
t. bronze

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I'm thoroughly convinced that Resurrect is a better ult than Crystal Aegis and everyone is just fucking with me, but maybe it's my 60 hours as Mercy in Overwatch that informs me on when it's appropriate to use.

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>>153760768
lel, are you that guy who said "I'm a grandmaster tier player but I can't get out of bronze" in the other thread?

by the way, are you promoting your channel?

>>153760953
Mercy skin for Auriel when?

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>plat
>can't even stutter step
This game is for literal shitters

>>153761043
u mean mercy skin for morales right?

>>153760953
>having to stop for 3 (three) seconds in a team fight channelling this shit
lmao

>>153760768
>Bronze 4
Literally can't make this shit up.
As a single digit grandmaster and possibly the only shitter not in this thread, this is fucking embarrassing.

>>153760920
what i meant was, on PTR, where only one of the teams gets a support

you can't possibly be so bronze as to suggest that i mean't in fucking live hero league

>>153760987

i dont have a channel, been thinking about streaming on twitch but feel like streaming software is spyware tbch fampai

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>>153760768
>i hate this game so fucking mutch
then uninstall it and stop blogging here

>>153761309
so is the computer you're using if you're on windows retard.
make that anything closed source, like the battle.net launcher which collects info about your PC, but I guess you don't consider that spyware right faglord? literally neck yourself shitter

>>153761309
Stream so I can laugh at you
Make it entertaining enough and I'll stream me carrying your shitty account to master in a day.

>>153761212
Morales looks nothing like Mercy though. Auriel on the other hand shares the same body shape and heroic as her.

>>153761921
morales has the same healing thing tho

Anybody else have a lot of problems with Regeneration Master? I never finish the quest by the end of the game. I can end the game with most exp contribution and still not have the fucking quest done.

>>153762112
Roaming between 2 lanes constantly in the early game helps a lot.
You go to a lane, get the globe, back to the other lane. Do a casual gank if you gank, and if it's not possible, just keep roaming.

>>153762112
i guess you have to spend downtime specifically hunting for globes

don't just soak one lane but constantly walk between 2 nuking down the globe minion

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>>153760768

more proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1mfxH_NjoI

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>>153762696
>start video
>big-ass USA flag in the back

>>153762696
Thanks for the free bumps, but you need to kill yourself my man.

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Dunktrain's left leg weights more than the entire of Gillyweed.

That fat fuck.

>>153763221
His head looks like it's from a smaller man's body.

What kind of bizarro fucking world does he come from?

>>153763221
He's a big guy.

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>>153760768
>this whole fucking post

new to hots

are there any gillyweed lewds?

>>153763738

No. I've hunted long and soft.

>>153763221
>>153763738
Who are these people?

>>153764051
commentators for hots """""""esports""""

>>153764158
Thank you senpai.

>>153763221

Maybe it's just the manly beard, but I wouldn't describe dunk as a 'fat fuck'. He's more like former athlete fat or wrestles bears in the woods fat.

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>>153760768
>>153762696

lose over 200 points every time, only win less than 180 points

ok

>>153765306
just stop posting
git gud and come back when you reach platinum or something, noob

>>153765306
dont worry anon

as soon as the filthy banker jew shapeshifters stop polluting youre games with bronzies u will become grandmanster in no time

>>153765306
are you trying to make a meme out of you?

>>153765306

Your MMR thinks you're supposed to be at a lower level.

This is to keep you at the skill level it thinks you will have fun fair matches at.

Sadly it may also keep you down longer if you improve quite a bit. That's a notable downside.

But if you keep playing you can change your MMR.

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>>153761232

It's not even unstoppable is it?

It's a trap heroic, you're better off not using it because if the enemy is any smart they'll kill Auriel during the casting. That means no rez and Auriel got herself killed.

Any blizzdrones in here know if Diablo 3 is piratable?

>>153760783
True, and also her heroic once every 80 seconds. My bad.

>>153766523
it's supposed to be used between fights when a guy gets picked off

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>>153766523
>>153761232
>cast crystal aegis
>teammate is unexpectedly taken out of the fight
>everyone retreats from them
>enemy team lines up skillshots and aoes for when the crystal bursts
>crystal bursts
>teammate is isolated and dies

>>153766670
It's not.

>>153767316
Aw, shucks.

>>153766670
Yeah, with a server emulator or if perhaps somebody is running an actual one. But it's bugged as fuck.

>>153757121
What the fuck is going on here? Did he get raped by a magmar?

>pick falstad
>win
ez

>>153764646
It's probably just the beard.

>>153767828
They're freezing his ass in order to ease the pain.

>>153768474
So was it magmar or rapidash?

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>>153768871
It was Ragnaros, you ignorant INSECT!

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>>153765306
Please keep us updated senpai.
I hope you will succeed one day!

>>153766854
a hero in dota can do this on a 16 second cooldown

why do hots characters all have basic abilities from dota as ults

sundering = earthshaker's fissure
earthquake = warlock's upheaval
ley line seal = invoker's tornado
kinky web bondage = bane's nightmare
entomb = tusk's ice shards
stage dive = furion's teleportation
time loop = kunka's X marks the spot
grav-o-bomb = dark seer's vacuum
hunt = spirit breaker's charge
marked for the kill = soul catcher, penitence, plus arguably arcane seal, decrepify although those last two only work on magic damage

>>153760768
How can you possibly have Bronze MMR in this game

>>153747459
Butcher looks like Ainsley Harriot.

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10 more days until Alarak

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Okay /hotsg/ if I go to bed now, will this thread be alive by the time I wake up?

>>153770041
Fuck no, goodbye anon.

>tfw baked it
:D

streamin some shit-tier QM gameplay
give me that sweet sweet "1 current viewer" /hotsg/

twitch / genericpseudonym

>>153770041
no

>>153743703

Why do I get the feeling this artist draws lewd?

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>>153769816

forced 50

>people literally being in bronze
I thought only french people could be :o

>600 seconds looking for HL and counting

Assuming I'm not clinically retarded, how long will it take to git gud enough for grandmaster? A few months?

I'm still clinically retarded but just assume I'm not.

What the fuck are these queue times? Isn't it the weekend?

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>Barely ever play this stupid game because Li-Ming is still a raging cunt.
>Get bullied into playing it anyway
>Literally five games in a row with le blinky cockslut of many resets.

I don't WANT to have to counterpick her every game, FIX YOUR SHIT, BLIZZARD.

>>153771621
That depends a lot on what your current rank/mmr is. The vast majority of people very likely would never be able to reach grandmaster. Just set your sights on what's in front of you, and work up from there.

Why are always hih movility heroes, like Falstad so fun to play?

Also, in MOBAs such mobility adds a ton of control in the match

>>153770409
nevermind technical problems because i have no idea what i'm doing

>>153772661
hmu senpai, I can help out

t. akaijii

>>153772126
>le leming is op meme

>>153772126
>>Get bullied into playing
>"le"

Stop being such a beta shitcunt, srsly.

>>153772126

Git gud idiot, she isn't a priority for anyone anymore. Bronze is the problem.

Who else /afkiflosing/ here?

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>>153725572

I'm a top looking for a cute bottom boi to train and play together. I like them sissies, lots of emotes are welcome. Anyone here?

>>153774146
Wrong thread kid.
Here, this way >>153769976

>>153772126

Li-Ming's winrate is 50.5%.

Her damage is a crap shoot before level 10, and once she gets there she has to rely on her team to help provide her a CD reset.

She is weak to very obvious and common counters like movement, proper positioning, ranged attackers, counter snipers, a team that has a healer, and so forth.

Old Li-Ming had crowd control, better damage, better siege, better survivability, better talents, and a heroic ability with 33% less CD.

Level up my final 2 characters to 5 and stream my first time in HL y/n?

t. akaijii

>>153775025
y

>>153772757
The problem i'm having is random input freezes
the game and stream keep working, but for 1 second or so my mouse stops working and any keys i'm pressing act like they're being held down

it even happens outside of game sometimes if i'm in preview mode or streaming and I try to type something, e.g. instead of typing "preview" it will freeze while I have W held down and I type "previewwwwwwwww"

the actual game/stream doesn't freeze though, so I can see the game keep playing while my camera flies off into the distance or something

I love the realization of knowing that you're just as shit as all the braindead retards who speak broken english on your team. Why else would you be matched with them? Anyway I'm going to kill a cat to ease my frustrations. Be back in a bit.

>>153775725
What streaming program are you using?

>>153776230
Oh I don't think I mentioned that.

Using OBS.

>>153776229
the cat's life is probably more valuable than yours, fyi

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>>153774481
Sorry anon, I'm a power bottom and if anyone would be trained, it'd be you.

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>>153728280
I hear ya bro, US meta is so far behind

>Do TL placements
>Lose almost all of them but 2
>Get placed exactly at the same as in HL but I won 6 on HL

They don't even try with TL, do they?

>>153776278
Trying to figure out what could cause it
Check your CPU usage in taskmanager and see if it's at or near 100% while previewing stream and in-game

>>153776569

Sadly, I'm not into aggressive bottoms. I like them shy and dorky. Shame.

These are perfection http://imgur.com/a/fJJot

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>>153776909

>Rexxar is fucked because of the Misha bugs

fuck you blizzard

>>153776403
>the cat's life is probably more valuable than yours, fyi

Definitely not but I appreciate the fact that you responded with a pointless insult. It really shows me you care, to be honest.

>>153776783
As was said before, the placements are just a soft reset. You gain more ranks by winning than you would out of placements. Plus couple that with the possibility of playing people much worse than you in TL due to lack of players and having those games not do much to your ranking means that you might not move far from what you got in the preseason.

>>153763221
Gilly is kinda hawt.

>>153777998
Yeah, I forgot about that
And also, is the pool of TL players so low?
We got matched against the Grandmaster's 1 and 2 of TL

Needless to say, they fucked our asses like if we were sorority girls

>>153763221
Honestly feel like dunk train could fucking lose a ton of weight fast and keep it off. Just moving around with his huge ass frame and legs would burn off so many calories. There's a pic of his mum an dad and his family looks normal as hell.

>>153781681
Literally every time he streams he's walking on a treadmill for the vast majority of it. It makes me think that the fat legs are the usual type of obesity fat.

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That game was hilarious

Arthas OP pls nerf

>>153776229
Woah tough guy here, gonna go kill a living breathing being that can't physically be a threat to you just because you're incompetent.

Do us all a favor and kill yourself afterwards.

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Sonya's portrait is of a crazed warrior woman
Sonya's in game model is a total babe with perfect complexion

>>153782427
>liking whales

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>>153760768
>>153765306
Alright, drop everything

Read some guides, watch some pro players stream. Do everything you can to learn a handful of heroes really well. Play them in QM until you are comfortable with any team comp. You need to practice before the start of the new season where you can start climbing again.

Right now, you are very bad. Maybe not bad individually, but you are very bad at working with your team. You need to make better calls as well as better plays. This is not the fault of the ranking system, the only thing that needs to improve here is YOU. Luckily, you are not stuck in Bronze forever, there are season ladder resets soon, meaning you have the time to practice before getting back into ranked play.

>>153760953
Honestly, I've been fucked over by Crystal Aegis 3 times in the last 24 hours. I think you might be onto something here.

>>153760953
>>153783185
is this a new meme?

>>153763221
JUST LOGGED INTO HOTS AND HIS LITTLE HEAD IS RIGHT HERE ON THE LOGIN SCREEN, FUCK

>play tank
>enemy team has double supports
>team keeps focusing their tanks and damage-dealers
>completely ignore the supports
>tyrande and malf sit in the back rooting and stunning us and healing their team forever
>lose every teamfight because they outlast us effortlessly
>"guys, focus the malf and tyrande, not the johanna"
>continues for 20 minutes
>lose
Am I playing with bots? What the fuck is going on?

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Poor little Medivh boy

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>>153774481
>>153776909

>NA Fail Regional
Medivh edition

>Kaelaris bullying Dunktrain
He cant keep getting away with this!

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Is Fan our guy?

>>153740803
>not wanting to play one of the most fun characters in the game

>>153740854
you can't afk level anymore

>>153787601
>anymore
Could you ever?
I started playing in early beta and it kicked me for idling.

>>153782427
uhh, thats a big breasted fit redhead with swords bigger than yours, not a whale

>>153787918
you could afk level in training mode until (iirc) season 1 start

>>153761236
>kure confirmed memer

>>153784196
>malf and tyrande
>implying your team won't just rip straight through that healing

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I was rooting for GFE to win it

Feels bad man

>>153791301
watch khroen get kicked out.

>>153791301
Incoming disband

Anyone else hyped for the future of HOTS right now?
The game definitely has some problems, a community of mostly mentally handicapped people, and devs that leave simple glitches in for weeks without hotfixing, but
> SC2 maps on their way
> all of the most recent heroes have been generally balanced/niche as
intended
> recent hero reworks have been effective, we have more balanced heroes than ever before
> KT meta rip
> We'll have a fucking BRADEMASTUH in a few months
> blizzcon will probably reveal another interesting meme hero soon

>>153791608
>its not LoL or DotA
We'll be forever stuck with no players

>>153791608
>none of this matters because the game will be (actually) dead before the end of the year

>>153791608
Out of all the MOBAs there are, only LoL has a future. It's too big to fail.

>>153791547
This was a dream team too

Feels so bad

>>153791798
Not with Blizzard's financial support it won't

>>153791909
>It's too big to fail.
I don't fucking understand how are people not already sick of that filth. Not only are they releasing a hero every half of an year but they are reworking everything and constantly making everything worse.
Also WoW was too big to fail at one point and look what happened.

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>>153791360
>>153791547

https://twitter.com/GFE_Khroen/status/772228333597659136

And Riot have consistently lied about their numbers time and time again. And apparently view-bot their streams/tournaments.

>>153790676
Our only assassin was Tychus.

Such is QM.

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So today's broadcast had half the viewers as the European qualifier.

Is Hots much bigger in Europe than NA?

>>153782427
>perfect complexion
her stomach is like 3 shades yellower than the rest of her body and it's really weird

>>153763221
He could be so handsome if he lost all that weight.

There's no fixing gillyweed on the other hand, she'll always be a __cutie__

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>>153763221

He is a fucking PIG, sorry mate, but is the truth. Good thing he started exercising, don't miss a SINGLE day or you'll be looking like a 4channer forever!

>>153725572

As long as we get Grubby/Khaldor/Dread/Gilly on Blizzcon casting, I'm a happy man.

Man, Jake and Tryk suck so much, they are so BORING to hear. Kaeyoh is the only new caster I would like to hear. Jhow is alright, everyone else is meaningless (Schamtoo is cute though.)

>>153794253

Gilly is perfection, she looks like the kind of girl I would had a crush on highschool. So adorable.

>>153793780

Grubby and Khaldor alone can gather 5k viewers each, so yeah.

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>>153782869

"its not forced 50"
"its not retarded brain dead idiots that dont know how the map works"
"the only constant is you"

look at this game i just did, im fucking grand master tier!!!!!!

i dare you to say im not, go on, be an idiot and say im not grandmaster tier, please, i fucking dare you anon!

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>>153796269

i only got 199 rank points for this match, i had to carry this team so fucking hard and keeping alot of them alive got me killed more than i ever would if this forced 50 mmr didnt put me with fucking spanish speaking shitlords every single time

i started in gold 5, but the lower in rank you get the more and more people start speaking spanish and making fun of english speakers

i hate bronze players so fucking much, and no im not also bronze, im supposed to be in diamond minimum! blizzard is full of shit REEEEEEE

>>153796269
>gg
>complains
Fucking LOL. Grade-A example of a spineless faggot.

>>153796269
I legitimately can't tell if you're being serious or not.

Just in case you are: You're garbage and everyone here laughs at you. Please leave.

>>153796269
>>153796515
>muh scoreboard

Gul'dan gets inflated numbers on both damage counters because most of his damage is splash or DoT, like Nazeebo. both are actually subpar DPS heroes.

>>153796269
>>153796515
>gul'dan
>rain of destruction
>im fucking grand master tier!!!!!!
is this thread really that dead that we need these obvious bait shitposts?
where do you guys even get these bronze screenshots from?

>>153797106
The match I had yesterday with an AI sylvanas, the li ming they had was absolute trash, but I'm sure at the end of the match the guy must have been
>muh stats

>>153794852
Jake is shit I agree and he still whined when he didnt cast the spring or summer championships
Tryk is alright, not great
Dread is alright, I just don't care for him
Dunk as an analyst is pretty good but holy shit get a tailored suit or at least one that fits properly

My faves are still Khaldor and Kaelaris
Gilly and Grubby for a weird and goofy duo

>>153798102
Gilly used to be absolute shit at last years Blizzcon, nothing but 'aahs-eehs' and stutters and high pitched nervous laughter. Now she definitely lowered the pitch of her voice and learned how to actually talk, she's now my fave caster along with Khaldor and Kaelaris.

Artosis & Wolf are still the best though.

Dread sounds a bit too aggressive, like he wants to talk and talk and talk and doesnt really communicate with his co-caster, he sucks cock.

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Still need something to be the main feature of the cover. Give me more ideas!

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>>153798603
A CRIPPLING ADDICTION? LOCAL WOMAN CAN'T STOP SLAMMIN'

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>>153798603
also can someone help me clean up the LiLi, it looks like shit and I can't work on it at the moment

>>153796269
if you're grand master tier then why are you a bronzie

>>153798603
Maybe something about the starcraft maps as the main feature.

>>153798603
It better have Alarak since he's next hero.

>>153799739
Sexy, sexy alarak

>it's a "the enemy team drafts a meme team with no support but we lose anyway because the other 4 people on my team all think they're playing a single player shoot em up" episode

draft doesn't matter. play doesn't matter. if you're supposed to lose, you lose. if you're supposed to win, you win.

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>>153796515
and i lost my promotion match again

win 2-3 times in a row..."the goyim has won enough times in a row....ACTIVATE IT!" lose, win lose win lose win lose, win 4 times in a row lose, win 9-10 times in a row, sudden 7 loss streak

i feel like uninstalling this fucking piece of garbage ass shit right now tbcfh famz

>>153798992
i bet you 1000$ via paypall i can make a smurf account right now, win 10 out of 10 matches and get into diamond 3 and get grand master in less than a week, maybe even less than 3 days

ive seen it done and heard it talked about often but i consider it cheating, i rather wait for blizzard to fix this broken ass piece of shit game first so i dont have to be tempted to move to my smurf account cuz all muh stats on my bonesofruin account (foxtrotlore is my original blizz account)

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>>153798603
Zeratul's love of Soup Dash Salak

>>153800690
A streamer literally got an account from bronze to master in about a week. If you're still stuck there it's because you belong.

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>>153725763

Tychus us incredibly rude and sexist to the women of the Nexus... except Auriel who somehow reduces him to a blubbering idiot.

>>153800690
the actual reason you're not doing it is because you're afraid that you'll fail and irreparably damage your fragile babby ego

>>153801020
a fresh account with no MMR and all heroes unlocked via VS AI and Training Mode. an account with 1000+ games of MMR baggage won't move up/down ranks even if you let an actual GM play on it, because of that baggage.

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>>153801063

maybe he has jungle fever

>>153801249
Except it totally will. She was getting massive negative rank adjustment points all the way through gold and she still had a ~90% winrate in those leagues. If you can't carry yourself out of bronze you belong there.

>>153801249
Not really, the system takes a bit of time to assess you getting good but once it does you'll be winning left and right until the system puts where it thinks you belong, you repeat this cycle of 'Winning-grind-Winning' and you'll go up.

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>>153725763

Everyone assumes Jaina and Raynor are a couple but they're genuinely just good friends. Arthas and Kerrigan don't buy it and stalk them regularly.

Also, Tracer sometimes Blinks in on their hangouts just to scream, "Just kiss already!" and Recall out like a sperg.

>>153801249
negative rank adjustment just means that you get less points from winning

if you're actually not a shitter you should still have a 90%+ winrate in bronze

>>153801510
so basically once I stop climbing, I stop playing Ranked because the game literally bars me from climbing with "no dude u belong here". good. finally.

>>153801839
>raising mmr requires actually getting good instead of just grinding??!? what the fuck blizz this is nothing like wow of worldcraft

>>153801839
You're never barred from anything. Anyone is capable of raising their MMR, but not in 10 fucking games like the impatient shits in the shit leagues think it should be.

If you're in the same league after 100 games, you haven't improved at all.

>>153802087
your words, not mine. I'm comfortable knowing that I'm not a literal grandmaster like most of /hotsg/ is and that I can't carry people who want to solo everything. but since that's apparently what you need to not be forever plat5, why would I play Ranked. waste of my time and gets me stressed for no gain.

>>153798603
Fucking >>153800932 come on. Adding a dash of salak to your soup is the best thing we've had in the entirety of /hotsg/'s existence.

Aside from that, I'm suggesting "Raynor, sheriff of NPD comments on the ongoing search for Maiev: 'Maybe next year...' devastating details inside!"

>Season 2
>Still playing HL

S.M.H. T.B.H. Family.

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>>153762696
>>153760768
I feel for these guys. It sucks being a high rank and getting matched with a shitter. One shitter can result in a loss from draft/start of game. One dumb death late game or a million other things at any point is just gg. The dice roll of if you get the shitter or they do is a fucked feeling.
Now let's talk about silver/gold. EVERY GAME WILL 100% have a shitter. More commonly it will have 3 shitters. The only thing you can do as a god player in mid ranks is PRAY the OTHER TEAM has MORE shitters then you do.
I've had so many questionable drafts that were only saved by the other team going full retard.
I've had so many players that don't know how to not walk into combos not cause us to lose because the other team had a terrible spilt pusher feed all game long and never show up to team fights in time.
This game is hell.

>>153803041
>being a high rank
the guy you're responding to is a bronze 5 who picks Rain on guldan
he IS the shitter

>>153803016
I only bothered with S1 for the epic wolf mount, finished my placements and got rank 8 or 9 I believe, haven't touched HL since. The battle beast is just meh to me, so I won't bother.

>>153801249
It will move up. Here is the issue though: In order to really pull something like that off, you actually need to be a very good player. If you are just average (let's say Platinum-tier skill), then you will have a much harder time getting out of lower ranks due to the fact that the only way to reliably get high win rates is making some extreme carries. Master-level players can easily do that, but if your actual rank and skill don't have that big of a gap, you will have a hard time climbing.

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>>153798603
>>153798796
Li Li is not for LEWD!

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>>153803132
Poster is a shitter yes. 'Muh stats' is proof enough.
The videos have a Diamond and a Master rank bitching about getting a bad teammate/draft. I do suspect that the video makers are also bronze shitters. I have confirmed with a Diamond player I play with that silver rank has the same level of skilled players.
SoloQ MMR hell is real. You need to duoQ with someone at least competent to lower your odds of having the worse team. I HIGHLY suggest that you get a VERY GOOD player to agree to make a smurf account to boost you. Treat this player as the kind god they are as they drag your dumb ass out of the mud.

>>153798603
I can't find it right now, but there was a cosmopolitan parody cover with the article
>Tickle his prostate with an egg whisker

I vote for adding that in a hots related way like

>Kerrigan sex tips: Tickle his prostate with impaling blades

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>play 3 games as a support hero

theres only one choice

>>153804998
>not the one with her dangling balls swinging around

o shit i have enough of the freerot heroes at level 5 to queue ranked

time to calibrate into bronze

>>153805439
I..I didn't know that existed

source pls

>>153805471
>elapsed time: 500s

okay maybe i'll just ignore HL and go back to ruining qm games as nova

>>153803041
t, bronze senjinn

Are we going to die again before 350 posts?

>>153807352

At least we aren't on the SC2 level yet. Jesus, those threads are complete nonsense.

>>153807614
How so?

>>153808716

this could be us anytime:

boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/153775809

>>153745702
At the front of his name, fampai

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>>153808829
Holy fucking wow.

>>153805547
It doesn't exist.

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hello?

>>153810978
why are bronzies always proud of the "I dont actually know how to play so the game plays for me" hero that only works in bronzieland where nobody knows how to do anything?

>>153811725
>ass pained illidum main

>>153782427
>League portraits are waifu bait
>In game models are absolutely hideous

>HotS portraits are absolutely hideous
>In game models are waifu bait

Explain

>>153800184
If you're good, you can singlehandedly win fights up until master. I mean straight up solo 3-4 people. I imagine you can already do that to easy bots. It's not much more difficult vs brain-dead players, unless you're a shitter yourself playing naz or something.

>>153813286
>Tfw my favorite heroes are Gazlowe, Nazeebo, Rexxar, Gul'dan and Xul.

Only Xul is TOP TIER GOTTA DRAFT tier, the rest just get me a bunch of shit whenever I want to play them, despite Rexxar and Gazlowe being the two heroesI'm best at.

>>153814782
xul isnt even top tier anymore dude, keep track of the meta

>>153817842
I just started playing again recently.

Figures. Kill me. Hate this fucking game wherein the funnest heroes are never worth taking over the most bland braindead fucking heroes. Maybe not Xul, he's pretty braindead simple, but whatever.

dont die

>>153820826
where did everything go wrong?

>>153821670
Legion was the final nail in the coffin.

>>153779149
>>153794253
>>153794852

Will we ever get Gilly's nudes?

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I fucking love stuff like this. QM game wherein I was Gazlowe on Battlefield of Eternity, went turret/Robo-Goblin build and shredded the fuck out of the Immortal every time. I died 3 times pretty much because I took XL-Turret instead of Gunk for kiting, which, now I know to never take XL, it just doesn't seem to be worth it in any case. So ETC and Xul were the only things to really stop and kill me. My team won, and I get this from their Xul after the game.

>>153822356

>he doesn't know

>>153822540

get rekt chimp, Gazlowe is garbage.